SiiBSiS BlFTHMrmi q j? Wwtp5 3"2fT'e!:?,7!s5 r$ tW TO GET Henry Clews Gives a Dead Sure Tip to All Those Who Like to Dabble in Stocks and Bonds. LAY FOE SLUMPS IN THE MARKET Tka Bay Onlj Gilt-Edge Securities and Hold Them Till Prices Get Back to the normal Point. STUFF THE SPECULATION IS HADE OF. The Banker Has Borne Tery Pointed Opinions Brgsrd. in; Women and Finances. rwBrnxx i-or thx dispatch. Speculation possesses a powerful fascina tion for the whole human family. The de sire to gain money, to accumulate wealth, and to do so rapidly by some royal road is inherent in the breast of every man. Charles James Fox, the famous Enclish statesman, has said that the greatest pleasure in lite is to win money at cards, and that the next greatest pleasure is to lose it in the sam e way. This sentiment may be generalized and made more applicable to mankind at large by saying that the greatest pleasure in life is making money, and the next greatest pleasure is spending it. The desire to make and to spend is the underlying philosophy of the universal craze for specu lation. The rapid multiplication, within the past 30 years, of rail way and telegraph lines and other business enterprises carried on by stock companies has increased the facilities for speculation to an extent undreamed of in this country prior to our late Civil "War, and it is to the conseqnent great increase in the amount of personal property in this country that the accumulation ot so many colossal fortunes within a comparatively :ew years past is largely due. How to follow in the ootsteps of the men who have become millionaires through stock speculation, how to speculate successfully, how to buy and sell stocks al ways at a profit are qnestions whose an swers are now being eagerly sought by a multitude of men whose number is far greater than that of all those who have toil somely labored to find the fabulous philos opher's stone in the ages that are past. WE ABE NOT AIL SPECULATORS. Just as every man born into this world firmly believes that he can drive a horse and poke a fire a little better than any other man, so he also believes that he can speculate successfully, and even years of continual failure are inadequate to con vince him of his error. There can be no greater mistake than to suppose that any man can be a successful speculator. "All blacksmiths," says Bev. Itobert Coliyer, formerly a worker in that useful trade, "cannot become preachers, and it would be bad tor the world if they did." There is a good deal of philosophy in tha remark of this popular clergyman, and it is quite to the point on the subject of which I am writing. A thoroughly equipped speculator mnst possess extraordinary parts and attain ments. He mnst be an unceasing and in telligent observer of events at large, and a sagacious interpreter of symptoms on the stock exchange. His judgment mnst be sound, not only as to existing conditions but as to coming tendencies, and he must possess the calmness and nerve to i ace un flinchingly whatever emergencies may arise. Comparatively lew possess these qualities in even a moderate degree. It will thus be seen readily how little chance of success most men must have as speculators. LOTELT WOSIAiT CAS'T SUCCEED. But the speculative craze is by no means wholly confined to men. 2ot a few women in different ages and couutries have fallen victims to it. From her peculiar natural organization, lovely woman stands even less chance of winning success in the specula tive field than do those of the sterner sex. Women lack the mental qualities required to take in the varied points and features ot the situation upon which successful specu lation must ever depend. Nature has decreed that women must he dependent upon men. In speculation as in other things, they are parasites, and become utterly helpless when thrown upon their own resources. The male sex are ruled by tbem to a great extent it is true, bnt women effect this through craft and subtlety, and il left to paddle their own canoe they are like a ship without a rudder, compass and archor, when beset by a heavy gale. Many people, and especially woman suffragists and strong-minded females of every class, will, I am aware, stroncly dis pute this statement, and will cite against it such women as Joan o" Arc, Queen Eliza beth, Catherine of Russia, Mrs. Elizibeth Cady Stanton, George Elliott, George Sand, Ouidaanda host of other lemale adven turers, politicians, revolutionists, reformers and novelists. I should answer that al! such women are but the exceptions which prove the rule and sustain mv theory. A MAST IX IT SOMEWHERE. Moreover, none of the fair ones above named, with the exception of Ouida, George Band possibly and'Elizabetu Cady Stan ton to some extent, ever tried their luck at speculation. In their particular vocation each ot these women have excelled, but when all their secret history is known it will be found that some man was the source of their inspiration. To alter the present condition ol affairs and give woman the first place instead of the secondary one she sow occupies in all her relations with men would necessitate a complete revolution in the physical, mental and moral nature of both sexes something that no convention of strong-minded women will ever be able to accomplish. To speculate successfully there are certain things that a man must do and certain others that he must carefully avoid. First of all the speculator must be as calm and impartial as a judge, both as regards the risks he incurs and the integrity 01 his own judgment. When a man stakes his money agaiust prospective changes in financial values he can more illy afford to indulge in whims or prejudices or pet theories than in any other pursuit in which he can possibly engage. The speculator must not be too ignorant nor too wise, too timid nor too bold, too pessimistic nor too sangnine, too slow nor too hasty, too diffident nor too conceited, too confiding nor too incredulous. These are constitutional de'ects, anyone of which may cos a speculator a fortune. JUDGMENT AND CREDULITT. I should therefore lay it down as the first rule requisite to success that the operator's judement be not warped by any natural idiosyncracies; this being securea, a specu- lator may succeed in spite of his constitu BOUND C tional detects. The operator must be particularly cautious about accepting in- " formation technically called points from unreliable sources. He must beware of those individuals about as numerous in and around Wall street as shells upon the seashore who", according to their own story, are deep in the secret councils and innermost thoughts of all the creat money Jiings identified with speculative enterprise-, trad who are constantly boiling over with - the most valuable tips just received from lbeir intimate friends, Jay Gould or the Afenderbilts or some other noted wizards of .finance to buy orBelltnisor that particular 4tock. If you hope to ever make a dollar in - '"Wall street speculation turn an absolutely deaf ear to the silly chatter of all such irresponsioie numan magpies, and shun them and their advice as you would shun the smallpox. A very large number ot the financial wrecks with which the street is so liberally strewn have been crazed by the delusive -points furnished by these harpies. The absurdity and folly of taking advice from such people may be best illustrated by a simile. Suppose you had an important case at law. Would you proceed with it in accordance with the advice of some bar room bummer who professed to be on terms of intimacy with William M. Evarts or Colonel Eobert G. Ingersoll and to have re ceived from those eminent legal lights all the law points bearing on the case? A man who would do so would justly be regarded as a madman or a fool, yet many men have risked a fortune upon the equally irrespon sible and foolish counsel of some worthless hanger-on of the street. ONLY ONE -WAV TO OET TIPS. If you want to know anything about any particular speculative enterprise make in quiry of some established and responsible broker bearing the general reputation of being a thoroughly po'sted as well as a thor oughly upright and honorable man. If men try to speculate in Wall street and lose all they possess tbrongh taking the advice of rumor-mongers and canard-makers, no more blame can be attached to reputable brokers than there could be to the eminent lawyers 1 have named above for the failure of a suit at law carried on in accordance with the directions of some barroom shyster. I have said that the would-be successful speculator mnst not be too sangnine nor too pessimistic Many men fail because they take too bright a view of everything. When the whole financial sky is heavily overcast with darkly lowering clouds, which portend the speedy bursting of a storm, from whose threatening fury all prudent operators hasten to take shelter, these too sanguine men think and loudly declare that every thing is booming, and that the threatening clouds are but capfuls of wind which will soon pass harmlessly away. They act ac cordingly, and the result is that they are soon numbered among the disappointed, mined men who so thickly strew the sands of time. THE I-ESSIMIST JUST AS BAD. Then, on the other hand, who of us has not often seen and pitied the lugubrious in dividual with sallow complexion ai.d list less, lacirinir rait, so suggestive of blue pill. who, when everything is booming at the very height ot "prosperity, persists in de claring that the conntry is going to the dogs, and sells stocks when everybody else is buying them. Many a man fails through operating too persistently on the same side of the market He is a bull or he is a bear in season or out of season. Such a course is pretty sure to result unfortunately sooner or later. The successful speculator must be like the wise and thoroughly skilled navigator. He nint be ever watching the winds and tides, and he mnst trim his sails and steer his bark accordingly. He must be a bull or bear as circumstances indicate, never changing to any pet fancy nor adhering to any cause when the handwriting on the wall directs the abandonment of it, Lhave said that the successful speculator must not be too wise nor too ignorant. If too wise he may be like the learned physician or surgeon, whose knowledge of the human body is so com plete that he fears to run or jump or wrestle or indulge in any trials of athletic skill lest by so doing he should displace some of the delicate arrangements of hfs internal econ omy. Too much wisdom may make a finan cial operator too cautious or too confident, either ol which conditions may ruin him. The too ignorant speculator like an ignor ant man in any other vocation is entirely too much in the power and at the mercy of others. A DEAD SURE THING. But despite the jungle of difficulties and dangers through which the unwary must pass to reach the fair haven of success through speculation, there is one safe and sure road, bur Creator has mercifully pro vided a way by which explorers and travel ers in foreign, hitherto-unknown countries can tell whether or not they may safely eat of any Irnit or other vegetable growth that presents itself to their notice. If they see it eaten by birds or animals they know that it is not poisonons, and can be eaten by themselves with impunity. Just so there is a way by which the inex perienced explorer in the field of specula tion may tell with certainty how always to speculate to win. There is in New York a class of rich old fellows who by Ion? experi ence have acquired the art of successful speculation. During a great part of the year they are inactive; but two or three times in nearly every twelvemonth there are brief periods of marked decline in the values of stocks. THE rEIXOTVS TO -WATCH FOR. Then these old fellows are seen limping down to their brokers' offices. They buy-gilt-edged stocks lor cash, and then wait till the market has recovered, and their newly acquired securities have advanced to where they were before the decline. Then these sly old dogs quickly sell out, invest their profits in choice real estate that is increas ing in value, and retire to their splendid homes to await another heavy decline. ir young men desiring to speculate would follow the example of these cunning, foxy old operators, and only buy gilt-edged stocks when depressed through sympathy with a general panicky feeling, and wonld keep out of the bucket shops as well as the sample rooms, and only visit Delmonico's for light lunch during ousiness hours, they will be certain to realize at least a moderate profit on their ventures, and to make more money than if they operated all the year round. Henry Clews. THE CTGHTETG BULBTJL. How the Bird Is Pelted In Indln Only to Die Id tun Priza Ring. Harper's Mapiztne.3 Throughout India people will make pets of any animals which can be induced to con tribute to their entertainment. We no ticed in Delhi that the average small boy, as well as children of a larger growth, ex hibited a particular fondness for a certain little bird of ashen plumage and black crest. This was the famous bulhnl of which Hafiz has much to say. and some Western poets also who have sentimentalized about the Vale or Cash mere without even having seen it He is usually tethered by a string attached to his leg, and sits upon iris owner's finger, or hops about on his arm; sometimes, too, he adorns a tall perch in front of the doorway. A lady at the hotel remarked that 'it was touching to see how fond these poor people were of their little birds." The mystery was soon solved. Returning from a drive one afternoon, we passed the colossal gateway of the great mosqne, and saw that the broad and towering flight of steps before the principal entrance was covered with scattered groups of people, all intent on some occupation of absorbing in terest So vast and imposing was" the architectural background that the crowd of little figures suggested one of Martin's weird pictures of the Judgment Day. Some great religious ceremony was evidently going on. So we got out, deeply impressed, to obtain a nearer view, when, behold, in the centerof each little group was a pair of these birds in mortal combat and they fongbt as plnckily as the bravest oi game lowl, and breathless was the inter est shown by every spectator, whether street urchin or shawled and turbaned merchant A MOSQUITO EXTEEHmATOB. Arrangement! by Which ilie Insect Is to be Electrocuted. An electric insect trap has been patented by an American resident of Paris. It con sists of a cage, the bars of which are ar ranged alternately to form the positive and negative wires of an electrical circuit In side the cage is placed an incandescent lamp which attracts the mosquitoes, and they fly against the me.al network only to be killed by the electrical current Thus, they are not only killed, but are also lured to another part of the room, away from where the occupant is sleeping. Not dti Better Hair. Customer (handing back a mutilated coin) I want a better half. Balesgirl (abstractedly) Oh, sir, I thank tod, but I'm engaged to George Bobbins. THE KEST FOR THE WEARY, Food for the Hungry, Joy for the Sad, All in a Little Leaf. THE WONDERFUL COCA PLAUT. Hoir it Is Cultivated in South America and Used by Natives. ITS HABITUAL USE DOESN'T INJDBE rCOBEXSrOKDINCE OI TBI OISFATCS.1 IiA Paz, Bolivia, June 30. One of the most important industries of Bolivia, as well as of Peru and Ecuador, is the cultivation of the plant known to science as erytbroxylon coca. For many years past Bolivia's crop of dried coca leaves has averaged a trifle over 7,600,000 pounds. Of this vast amount, fully S5 per cent is consumed at home by the native Indians. About 30 per cent of the remainder is divided equally between Chili and the Argentine Bepnblic Peru gets 10 per cent of it; Europe 5 per cent; and the United States none at all. Since alkaloid cocaine has lately come into general use for producing localansssthesia the demand for the coca leaves lrom which it is made has greatly increased, though withont sensibly affecting the markets of South America. Soon as the application of co caine to surgical uses became common, the British Government sent out a commission to collect the plants and transfer them to India, and already the plantations of those far-off colonies are yielding so profusely that they furnish plenty of leaves for the German manufacturer who supplies the world with most of the cocaine that is used. KATURE OF THE COCA PLANT. It must be remembered that the cocoa palm, the seeds of which furnish the choco late of commerce, and the coca plant from which cocaine is made, are not related to one another in any way, but belong to different branches of the vegetable family. Erythroxylon coca is pot a tree, but a small shrub, growing from two to five feet high. It flourishes best at an altitude be tween 3,000 and 6,000 feet above the sea, in sheltered places where the climate is warm and moist without excessive heat In this country it attains its greatest perfection in the Province of Yungas, where the mount ain ridges, crossing in every direction, leave deep hollows and narrow valleys between, giving all varieties of climate with the pro ductions peculiar to each. That section not only produces the best coca in the world, but vanilla and chocolate beans, sarsaparilla, coffee, quinine, oranges, figs, bananas, grapes, apples, pears, peaches, plums, strawberries, quinces, cherries, chir emayas, mangoes, apricots, sugar cane, corn, wheat and barley are gathered from the cooler heights, the sunny hillsides and the lower villages. A good deal of coca is also grown in Pe ru in the neighborhood of Cuzio; but it is of inferior quality, as the hot, dry atmos phere thickens the leaves and destroys their delicate flavor. HOW IT IS CULTIVATED. The lower mountain sides of the Tungas and other valleys are laid ont ig terraces, each terrace about a yard wide and well supported by a wall of stones, in which the little coca bushes, closely resembling tea plants, are set at regular distances. The seeds are first sown in beds, and when the plants are a few inches high, they are trans ferred to the terraces, jm o fertilizers are used, but great care is taken that no grasses or other growths are allowed to spring up with the coca. Each bush yields three generous crops of leaves in a year, and sometimes four, where the conditions of soil and climate are pecu liarly favorable. Each crop is called a mita. The first known as the "Marzo mita" (March crop), is generally picked in January; the second, or "St John's mita," is gathered in May; and the third, or "All Saints' mita," in October. The harvest time, however, is by no means uniform, de pending greatly on the weather, the rain and other accidents. The crop is gathered by Indian women, who pick it, leaf by leaf, squatted upon the ground in front of a bush. It is slow work, because the tiny leaves must not be brokeu or the central fibre torn; and it is believed that if the apex of the plant is touched, or if any animal brushes against it, all the leaves will instantly wither. DRYING AND PACKING. Following the women come men with large sacks, who collect the gathered leaves and carry them to the cachi, or coca-yard, to be dried. The cachi is enclosed by a wall, and paved with flat stones that are kept perfectly clean. The morning snn striking down on these stones, heats them so that when the leaves are spread smoothly over the surface they become perfectly dry in a few hours. Then they are re-collected, more carefully than, ever, having now be come somewhat brittle; and carried to the press, the latter being a primitive machine, with a crossbeam made of the hard wood of the country. When completely dry the leaves still retain their bright green color, even after having been packed for months. The press has a box which holds precisely 25 pounds. A lining of dried banana leaves, soft as silk yet strong as leather, is put into the box before the coca is poured in. When tnrned out of the press the package is called a certa; and two certas, 0 pounds, when lashed together form a tauibo, or "drum." The latter is wrapped in coarse sacking and more banana leaves, and makes a bundle which" measures about three cubic feet. In this shape it is toted over the mountains to La P.iz, on mule or llama back, to be de posited in the Adriano de coca, or coca custom house. GOVERNMENT GETS THE LION'S SHARE. The average price of coca to the producer is 22 cent (gold) per pound; but out of this he has to pay a tax of 24 ceutavos (about 13 cents gold) on every pound. Think of cultivating, picking, drying and packing the tiny leaves for that small profit, to say nothing of carrying them several days' journey over the mountainsl The Government derives no small share of its revenue from the coca business. The right to collect the tax is "farmed out." or sold to the highest bidder, sealed proposals' being received for the privilege.. The man ner of tax collecting in Yungss is a fair sample of the mode throughout the country. Tanacachi, a village near the western terminus of the val ley, lies in a narrow canyon between impas sable mountains, through which there is but one road. All the streets ot the town ex cept that one leading into the canyon road are securely walled up just outside the sub urbs; so that all cargo must pass by way of the Custom House, which stands at the head of the canyon. Whenever an Indian passes with a pact: on his back or a load on bis mnle, if he does pot stopand show what he carries, or pay the tax if it be cocoa, he quickly finds himself in trouble. Out rushes a customs official, armed with a long iron poker which has a screw-like appara ratus at oneend and a heavy rawhide whip attached to the other. The screw point he thrusts deep into the middle of the cargo to determine if any cocoa may be hidden with in it; and should the Indian resist he does not hesitate to use the whip on bis back ad libitum. THE EFFECT OF THE DRUG. The principal consumers of coca in Peru and Bolivia are the Quichua and Aymara Indians. In the tombs of the aucient Peru vians there may always be found buried with the mummy a small quantity of ' coca leaves, together with an earthen vase or jar that once held lime or potash. To this day potash is eaten with the coca. The whites and cholos (hall-breeds) seldom use coca at all, except sometimes as an infusion in cases of debility. The infusion is made in the same manner a tea, except that the first water is thrown away, being too strong and bitter. The second steeping is not disagree able to the taste and is extremely exhilarat ing. A species of wine ii also being made for sitdieLial purposes comparatively a PITTSBURG DISPATCH, new invention, whose beneficial effects re main to be proved. . The increase of one's powers of endurance by the use of coca leaves, especially in the higher altitudes, is something marvelous. Aside from relieving sirroche, the distress ing difficulty of breathing incident to exer cise in the thin-air of the Andes, it is said to completely abolish all sense of hunger or fatigue. It is an undoubted fact that an Indian, when well supplied with coca, will travel from 60 to 75 miles a day, carrying on his back the load of a llama, almost without food for days together. Indeed he considers food as of secondary importance, or rather as third on his list of necessities, diluted al cohol coming next to coca. HOW THE LABORERS USE IT. The laborers of this country are univers ally Indians, and all employers must fur nish a certain amount of coca to each man, or he will not work at all. In the mines,the least allowance per diem is five ounces for every man, and eight ounces is sometimes given. Thus supplied, an Indian win work willingly and well from 4 o'clock in the morning until 7 P. M.. taking nothing to eat in the meantime. He generally has food of some sort before beginning his labors, and after 7 in the evening he eats whatever he can get His first cud is accumulated in about two hours, from 4 to 6 o'clock, taking it leaf by leaf, stripping the central stem between his teeth, and from time to time adding a few grains of potath. This alkali causes a burn ing sensation on the lips, but is soon incor porated with the cud, serving to neutralize the acidity of the leaves and at the same time aiding digestion by provoking an increased flow of saliva. At 10 o'clock A. M. the employer gives him hair an hour of rest He then throws away the morning's chew, rinses his mouth with alcohol, and industriously be gins the accumulation of a second cud. Again, atl"30 o'clock, another rest is given, which he employs in making a third chew. At 3:30 the same performance is repeated. Strange to say, the most inordinate use of coca is not followed by delirum tremens, nervousness or any other effect that may be noticeable on an Indian, even after he has lived on it for two or three days, taking lit tle or no food and enduring excessive fatigue. Whenever opportunity offers he win eat the bact numbers ot omitted meals in one gigantic heap, thns showing that no serious disturbance of the stomach has arisen from his coea intoxication. THEY BEACH A RIPE OLD AGE. Neither does its habitual use seem to af fect longevity, unless it may be to prolong it One never meets a toothless or bald headed Indian, though one hundred, years is here considered their average span ot life. There is a cheerful Methuselah in Cbuqui bambilla, who claims ts have just turned his one hundred and forty-second year, and the parish priest supports his statement by the church record of births. This aged Indian does not look any older than his great-grandchildren, and declares that for more than ninety years he has not tasted water or any liquid whatsoever but chicba, the native intoxicant made from fermented corn; that he has eaten coca three tines a day ever since Ke was ten years old, and has seldom had animal food except on Sun days, sometimes having no meat at all for months together, but subsisting entirely on corn, barley and quinita. Instances are not rare of Indians who attain 130 or even more years of age, yet retain full possession of their bodily and mental powers. No doubt the aperient qualities of coca tend to prevent disease, and are most useful in counteracting the obstructions caused by a diet of larinaceous food alone. One can not find an Indian anywhere in Bolivia or Peru who has not bis huallqui, or pouch, of coca. The leaves are retailed in every little tienda in quantities to snit the purse of the purchaser, and on "beggars' day" (Satur day), a handful of coca is more gratefully received by the poorest mendicant than if every leaf were silver coin. Fannie B. Ward. HUNI'lAG THE "WOODCOCK. An Inkling ot the Import That Can be Had In New Jersey Philadelphia Press. 3 I have tried various sections for wood cock shooting, and am satisfied that there's no gronnd east of the Ohio or north of Vir ginia can be raoie confidently relied On for good sport than Middle Jersey, embracing the counties of Hunterdon, Somerset and Essex. In company with two friends I was on woodcock ground bright and early iu the morning. I had with me a slow but very steady pointer. Another member of the party had a fine-looking cocker spaniel, of which he was very proud, and the third was accom panied by a rough terrier, a veritable board yard in appearance. What on earth is the man going to do with such a brute as that in the field? we asked. "Now, gentlemen, take time and see my dog perform, and then vou can criticise bim with iudement" We were now on the edge of a swamp about five acres in area. I knew it well and had never failed to get birds there. We separated, I keeping along the edge to give my dog a chance. My English friend's cocker jumped into the tbicket, making n great noise. Clearly a case of lim ited performance, I thought, and so it proved, for the dog was in a great measure useless, and half his master's time was taken up iu thrashing the brute. The Marylander, with his board yard, got the first bird. As thev had not been hunted, they lay close and I shot my first at a clean point and not ten yards from the muzzle of my gun. In the meantime it was evident that the terrier knew his busi ness. I got a sight of him now and then stealing quietly through the dense brush, flushing his bird with one quick, sharp bark, and he did hfs retrieving beautifully, carrying the cock by the wing tip, and then going back to work. In fact, I never saw a finer performance of the kind. The swamp was fairly alive with birds, and we bagged all we could carry. riBST AKEBICAH WHIPPraGS. New-Amsterdam School Boysand Quakeress Diary Clark Were the Victims. Sen York Times. The first whipping iu school on this side of the Atlantic was done by the old school masters of New-Amsterdam. Dutch young sters used to cut frequent hookies, and it was customary for the parents to turn their children over to the "schul-meister" for discipline. Flogcing In colonial days was not common in the schools, though with other English customs came that of using the "birch." The first person pub licly whipped in America was a Quakeress named Mary Clark, who was given 20 stripes for preaching in Boston iu 1667. The next to suffer in this manner were Christopher Holder and John Copeland, both flogged on account of their religious belief by thePuritans in Boston, and with in the next year 12 persons were publicly whipped because they were Quakers. After the whipping of Copeland many left Massachusetts and settled on Long Isl and and in the Dutch colonies, but they were treated there in the same way. One llobert Hodshone was accused of holding a meeting 'at Hempstead. He was brought over to New-Amsterdam, dragged throngh town at the tail of a cart, and then taken before the Town Council. He was whipped inside the fort and fined 600 guilders, and because he could not pay the fine he was un mercifully flogged a second time. FIAK0S D5T THE SCHOOLS. The London School Board Likes Them and Talks of Swimming Baths. London Illustrated News. The question of supplying pianofortes in schools -was again under discussion at the weekly meeting of the London School Board, on a motion by Mr. Helby to rescind n previous resolution in favor of such provis ion. By 22 votes to 18 it was determined to adhere to the former decision, the number of pianos being limited to 160. The Sohool Management Committee were directed to bring up a scheme with reference to the la ititntion of swimming in the tohools, SUNDAY, JULY ' 27, SC0KES THE AGENTS. A Sonbrette Throws a Little Lisht on Tricks of the Trade. MANAGERS DECEIVE AND TRIPLE. No Hatter Dow Capable the Artist She Host Hustle for a Place. BT0RT OP A PENNSYLVANIA GIRL ICORKXRFOXPXircx OP THE DISPATCH. I New Tore, July 26. She was a Penn sylvania girl. She was petite, rosy-cheeked, short-haired, blue-eyed and lithe of limb. Her retrousse nose, set at a convenient angle, sniffed at the rest of the world, while her solid chin meant business. Her costume of black and white was prononce and displayed her trim figure to advantage. She had a swinging gait, a sort of a boyish swagger. As far as you conld see her on crowded upper Broadway you would instinctively put her down for an actress. The swagger is the result of long playing boys' parts. "I played boys' parts when I was 4 years of age," said she, snapping her fan out with a quick, nervous gesture. She was all snap, touch-and-go. "When I look back to that time," she continued, "and think of the ups and downs of travel, of stock and com bination, of one night stands, of jumps across the continent or over the sea, of nights of singing and dancing, of counter feit and real grief why, I think I might be grey and wrinkled." The shapely head was for a moment laid half seriously against a slender hand, which enabled me to note that her short hair was dark and soft and glossy and kicked up its heels on a fair neck yet untouched by time. AN AMBITION that netee dies. "I was born to the stage, as was my father before me. We always hate what we are condemned to do, don't" we? Yet, I could not live any other life and be happy or satis fied. Even now, after a short vacation, I long for the roadwith its life of constant change and activity. I could pack in two hours for Australia or San Francisco, or anywhere else, and the short notice wonld be an inspiration! My father went on the stage when he was 9 years of age. His name was J. A. Coleman. He died six years ago, aged 46, after an eventfnl life on the boards. He was a low comedian and character acter and theatrical manager. "There were three of us girls; Alice, Louie and myself Clara. We were widely known in our early days, ten years ago, as the Coleman sifters. We were born all around the conntry, I in Philapelphla, my sister Alice in Lancaster, Pa., and Louie in Baltimore. So, you see, we were not only born to the profession but born on the road. Our home, ii people connected with the modernized dramatic profession can be truthfully said to have a home, is at Car lisle, Va. My earliest recollection of the stage is associated with an Iowa town where my father was playing. I did some fairy business, being put forward at four years of age. Imagine what a little tot I was 1 My sisters were in the same piece. It was an amateur performance, but we attracted so much attention that father was advised by his friends to bring us out. ALWAYS LIKED DOTS' PABTS. "My stage life dates from that period. I played boys' parts even then. I remember I wore little trousers and was called a chubby little boy. I couldn't read or write, of course. They had to teach me my part3 just as you'd teach a child his A B C's. Dear mel How sleepy I used to get those nights! As soon as I went off I would sit down in the wings and fall fast asleep. They'd get so seared for fear I would lose my cue. If thev woke me up I'd be Bure to do it When they let me sleep I would be all right I would jump up and rub my eyes and go on with my lines just as if I had been running them oyer, in my childish slumber. We had a manager who used to come over every night to see me sitting there asleep, just as a child would at home. It was home to me. I was very proud of my performanre. They used "to say to me: "Well, little one. what can vou doV" Whereupon I'd flare up and answer that I could do my business as well as any of them. It used to make me angry, and they often did it to plagne me, I suppose. We made a hit, playing thus together, and were great favorites, drawing the best people family people, you know. There were very few children on the staie theu, none but us starring. "Well, we just kept at it from that day to this." The fan now played about the soubrette's face with a lively motion. NOT A BED OP EOSES. - "During the earlier time onr schooling was such as we could snatch on the road from our governess, and more connectedly in the summer vacations. If any stage struck young girl could look ahead and see what we had to go through it wouldn't re auire the intervention ot her friends to pre vent her going on the stage. For several seasons we traveled under Harry Miner's management. My father went with us. I was then 10 years of age. Under Miner we had great success. My business then was little soubrette parts. I introduced my singing and dancing little Irish jigs and reels danced in wooden shoes and played on the banjo. I used to do the juggling act on the banjo you've seen that twisting the instrument in the air while playing. They called me 'the baby with a banjo.' I had a little banjo just big enough to handle. Sometimes it was charged that my banjo was a dummy, and that the playing was done behind the scenes, and they used to watch me sharply. From Miner'swe wentback under father's management in California, and then con tracted to visit Australia. But just at that time sister Louie died, when the contracts were annulled, and we retired to our home in Carlisle, Pa., for a couple of years. When Alice and I returned to the p'rofes sion we went with the Berger family, and they took us all over the country, and from Hew Orleans we sailed with them for Cnba. Oar Cuban experiences were the most in teresting of my stage life, though in some respects most disagreeable. "After our return from Cuba we made a similar tour of Texas under father's manage ment his last. It was also the last trip Alice and I made together. Since then we have been in separate companies playing soubrette Darts. I went last season with 'Ivy Leaf.' In the latter I played an Irish part. You ought to hear my rich brogue 1" Here she laughed as she gave me a speci men of County Mayo. OBJECTS TO THE MANAGES'S STOET. " "Now, I've been reading a recent inter view of yours," said she, snapping the ex pressive fan and eyes at once, "in The Pittsbubg Dispatch. That thing on soubrettes, you know. Why don't you print the soubrette's side of the case?" "And what is the soubrette's story?" I in quired. The dramatic managers and dramatic agents are the most vexatious set to deal with of any other people on earth. This manager says the best soubrettes do not have to hunt engagements that managers are after them. Most of those he mentioned as particularly clever are members of his own companies for the coming season. Every one of them probably sought engage ments ot half a dozen managers before he got them, and there are plenty of others in New York uueugaged at present who could doubtless play the parts equally well. A good many of those have played better ones. The questions of salary, of particular roles, of the strength of a piece, or its financial backing, all enter into the matter of an en gagement No actress litres to go out in a new piece, and, everything else being equal, she will not do it. No one wants to risk her reputation by going with an un tried play. No one likes a part in whioh she is conscious she canuot appear to the best advantage to herself, regardless of the demands of the play. No one llkei to go out with company that may get stranded 1890. before it is out six weeks. Aud no one likes to go ont with any company with bad peo ple. Many married women do not wish to go with any company unless their husbands are also engaged, and vice versa. All of these things are considerations. This is why professionals begin at once and work dili gently to secure a suitable engagement" they'be pdll of deception. "And now for this system of engaging and engagements. It is probably the worst that-could be divised. I go into an-agency and have my name, references, salary ex pected, etc., entered. If he gets me the en gagement desired I pay him so much money. This agent will get just as many on his string as ne possibly can. While I am waiting I go to such managers as I know and apply directly. " 'Good morning' says he. 'I want just that sort of a soubrette." I'll take your ad dress and let you know in a few days.' " 'Sure?' says I. But he don't He don't expect to ee me again and I know it " 'Come in and see me, let's see Friday at 12 sharp,' says another. "Well, I call at 12 sharp on that day. " 'Come in to-morrow at 10,' savs he. 'Do you thins: it worth while?' I in quire. " 'Well. I you Bee, I'm negotiating with a certain lady and if "Now, why don't they tell people the truth? It would be just as easy and would settle matters to say, 'I have filled the place,' or 'I have the proper party in view,' or 'you will not do.' But a manager wiil give out that he wants a soubrette. That gets out, as be intends it shall get out, and he gets 20 to CO applications. He is like a woman who goes shopping with an unde cided mind aud little money paws over the goods. ' AND TOMPOOLEBY BESIDES. If a professional puts any faith in what they tell her or in their acts she would sit down and do nothing that season, for she would decline good offers in the hope of securing some particular better one. And of all the tomfoolery why, yesterday I received a postal fron an agent asking me to call at a certain hour. I did so. " 'We wanted to say that the 'His Boyal Nibs' is being fitted for the road. How would you like it?' " 'I am charmed. You know my salary and' " 'Yes; but they are thinking of writing in a soubrette part If ' " 'Why, good gracious, man! haven't they written the part? And you bring me down here through the hot sun to tell me that? Mad? Well, I should say.' But he sent me over to the manager of 'His Boval Nibs.' " 'We haven't decided yet whether to write in a soubrette part or not,' says he. " 'Then why don't you?' says I. "'The author of the piece must be consult ed. He is the man who' " 'Good morning,' says I. 'Better write your play be ore sending for your sou brette, and off I waltzed, hot, mad and yet very much amused." The lively little lady laughed merrily as she recounted her experience with various agents and managers. She could afford to laugh, as she has several flattering offers for the coming season, "only," says she, "not one of tbem is just exactly what I want a boy's part" Charles T. Mubbay. A MONZEY-EIDDEN CITY. The Frisky Animals fllnke Life a Burden, bat They Can't be Killed. Harper's Magazine.? The head center of all monkeydom is the holy city of Muttra, or Mathura, a sort of supplementary Benares, on the river Jum na. Here we find another species, the same, I think, from which the organ grinder gen erally selects his partner. The principal care in life of the citizens is to protect them selves and their property from the depreda tions of this privileged class, for, as they are sacred and what animal is net in Hin dooland? they cannot he killed or molested in any manner. Every window in the town is barred with lattices, as not even the highest is out of their reach, for they could give points to the best gymnast that ever swung on a tra- Eeze. Along the underside of the highest alconies they follow one another in single file, leaping past intervening brackets, or with one bound they clear the street, and swinging from the pendant branches of a banyan tree, in they go at some small open ing left for a moment unguarded, Inred by the sight of a bowl of milk on the sill: and when they are chased out again at the point of the broomstick, they go and console themselves among the stalls of the fruit sell ers in the bazaar. IN AN 0EIEHTAL CITY. People Mnke Their Toilets la Pabllo and Covrs Occupy Booses. Harper's Magazine. Here is a scene in oriental Ahmedabad: As the sun is just up, the people are open ing their doors and windows, and standing up their beds against the walls; some are performing their toilet operations in full view of the street, and gossiping with their neighbors as they squat in their doorways. A whole row of them are brushing their teeth with wood sticks in unison over the gutter. Brown babies of all sizes are play ing in the doorways among the chickens and kids. Here is a bouse carved like a jewel-box, the heavy door is sumptnonsly wrought with cross-beams ornamented with prnject ing'metallic bosses. While we are lost in admiration it suddenly opens, and a couple of cows rush madly out and clatter down the steps of the portico; cows in this conntry do not objeet to going np and down stairs. We are not to suppose, however, that this is a barn; it only happens that the cows, in com ing lrom their quarters behind, are obliged to traverse the lower floor of the family man sion. ' BIO NUGGETS OF GOLD. One Six Inches In Diameter Recently Fonnd Oat West. , According to the Spokane Falls Review a mysterious prospector returned "very quietly a day or two ago from the Ccour d'Alene Beservation with an odd shaped bag of bacon, which, however, broke while being moved around and disclosed a nugget of gold, extremely heavy and nearly six inches in diameter. It was calculated to be worth about 5750. Compared with some of the nuggets fonnd iu California in the early days, however, these nuggets are but a pet bles to a bowlder. According to a writer in the Virginia (Nev.) Chronicle, the largest piece of gold ever found in this State was taken out of Carson Hill, Calaveras county, in Novem ber, 1854. It weighed 193 pounds troy, or 2,340 ounces. Several other nuggets, weigh ing from six to seven pounds that Is from 72 to 84 ounces were found in the same locality.- GLOVES WHILE YOU WATT. ' s In London Yon Can Get a Pair of Kids to Order In 75 Minnies, llrygoods Economist Jugla, of London, will deliver a pair of kid gloves an hour and a quarter after they are ordered, provided he has a skin of tbe correct shade in the house. The nearest ap proach to this is done here by a firm who make gloves to order, and will always give tbem in two days, unless they -have to dye tbe skin to match some particular color. They can deliver a pair for the evening if ordered early in the morning, though they do not like such hurried orders. They charge 60 cents more for an ordered than for a ready-made pair. Learning- a Dangerous Thins;. Weary Wiggins I hear Mueiey has learned to write. Lazy Leary Yet, signed bank cheek to-day. Weary Wiggins Ii that so? How much did he get? Lazy Leary A little over three yean, Z think. WILL-O'-THE-WISPS That Men Have Chased Throughout the Ages and Neyer Caught. IS HAPPINESS TO BE FOUND? How Ancients and Moderns Wonld Entrap . tbe Fleeing Phantom. THE0RI BI PHILOSOPHER AND POOIi rwarrrax tob tui dispatch". Voltaire says somewhere: "Happiness is but a dream, and only pain is real. I have thought so for 84 years, and I know of no better plan than to resign myself to the in evitable and reflect that flies were born to be destroyed by spiders and man to be con sumed by care." It would, therefore, follow that to avoid all pain, whether mental or physical, is. ac cording to his philosophy, the best method of pursuing happiness, and of securing such portion of it as the world with all its phan tom joys and vain delusions can give. An other profound philosopher puts it that if pain could be eliminated from man's life, and he were delivered from bores, he would be as nearly upon the pinnacle of bliss as it is ever possible to get in this world of woe. But the unorthodox philosophers were not the first to propound the pessimistic fact that life is a system of misery. They were not the first to proclaim "All is vanity and vexation of spirit," that "Man is of few days and full of trouble," that "Man is born to trouble as tbe sparks fly upward." Job and Jeremiah and David and other holy men of old have told of the miseries of life in their day. "Even a good man findeth always sufficient cause for monrning and weeping, and he fcnotveth that none can live in the world without tribulations," says Thomas a Kempis, of holy memory. A QUESTION OP THE AGES. Is life a blessing or a curse? This has been a question in all ages. The thinkers of all times have deeply concerned them selves as to what wad the object of lite. It has been shown in thousands of sermons that this world life is a harsh apprentice ship to fit souls for the joys of heaven it is a term ot probation. But long before the days of Christianity and Calvinism Sopho cles, who has been called "the high priest of humanity," said that "not to be born at al! is the greatest of all possible benefits, bnt inasmuch as man h.is appeared on earth tbe very best thing he can do is to hurry back where he came from." This was not strange doctrine for the days when a birth was hailed with lamentations, and death was celebrated with songs of rejoicing and festivals of welcome. Suicide was con sidered an act of wisdom when for any reason of poverty and misery, happiness was not to be secured. When men grew discon tented and disheartened over the hardships of the world, or when they were afflicted with tbe rheumatism, hay fever or other chronic diseases they agreed with Pliny that "Nature's most pleasing invention was brevity of life." It was in the times of such teaching that the old saying so frequently duoted "Whom the gods love die young" originated. Epicurus held and taught in his tcbool of philosophy that when life was no longer a delight, death became a benefit and suicide was to be commended. How widely different are the views held nowadays when the theory and practice is to prolong life to the latest minute at any expense of suffering and distress, and sui cide is counted a crime only to be condoned by tbe charitable construction of aberration of mind. POLLY TO BE TVISE. Socrates held and taught that the object of life was to acquire knowledge, but, as somebody asks, of what great avail is it to acquire knowledge, when it comes too late to most for practical purposes? One of the saddest things in life is that when people by study and experience have just learned how to live wisely, they find the lesson has come too late, and they are called by the in exorable decree of death to pass to "the great beyond." A philosopher of the present day, how ever, in view of the blstory of the world maintains that the happiest people are the ignorant, whose thoughts and wishes do not rise beyond the satisfying of their physical wants, and insists that the development of the intellect among the masses increases their suffering and misery. If this be ad mitted an true, then it will be seen that edu cation instead of being a panacea for mnch of the misery of mankind is only an aggra vation by which discontent is fostered and tbe evils of poverty are intensified. A thinker of this school insists that every schoolbouse planted in the South by North ern missionaries throngh mistaken benevo lence subtracts from tbe happiness or the race it is proposed to benefit la his little cabin in the woods and among the corn fields with hog and hominy, the colored man leads a contented, happy-go-lucky life, but with added knowledge he becomes dis contented, unhappy,and joins the great army of growlers and idlers. A EETTJBS- TO PESSIMISM. In these days when freedom of thought is encouraged rather than repressed, when the theological creeds of past centuries are be coming less onerous and overpowering, when the mind of man is open to specnlation and contemplation of subjects hitherto held sacred from criticism or dispute, society seems to begetting around to the old ideas of the ancients on the subject of life. Pes simism is rather becoming the fashion. Henry George sees poverty and misery in creasing with advancing progress. Human nature, he thinks, is not improving. A harder and more helpless slavery is being imposed upon the mass of mankind than what bas been destroyed. The blessings of material progress are being turned into a curse. And, amid all, the struggle for bread grows fiercer and stronger. The rem edy that George provides is to make land common property. But who believes that that would hurry up the millennium? Edward Bellamy holds that the golden age will come as a result of the nation be coming a great trnst or corporation, and as suming control of all the industries of the country. But will it? An English phil osopher affirms that there is no happiness for nineteen-twentietbs of the world's in habitant. Will Bellamy's ideal or life make this conntless host happy and con tented? If all men are to become happy in his way, would it not repeal the whole ordi nauce'ot foreordination? TOLSTOI'S STEAKOE XHEOBT. But another remedy to abate and finally make void the miseries of life is not only proposed by Schopenhauer, the apostle of pessimism, but by Tolstoi, the reformer, who bases his religion and views upon a literal interpretation of Christ's Sermon on the Monnt What seems strange is that tbe unorthodox pessimistic philosopher should advocate for tbe abolition of all the ills of life the same system of celibacy held by tbe fathers of trie church and supported in'their practice. And Tolstoi, with all his ardent piety, backs up the scoffing Ebilosopher with the same view and ases his argument on the teachings of Christ and his apostles and Bible proofs. "Christ," he says, "did not marry, nor did he establish marriage; neither did his dis ciples marry." Hence it follows as he adds, that "to contract marriage is, from a Christian point of view, not a progress to better things, but a fall." He says in sub stance that the argument against celibacy is that it weuld result in the annihilation of the race, but as the race is doomed to death anyhow, both by religion and science, it would make little difference whether it came sooner or later. These strange views from inch widely different sources will ktrike the world as fanatical, ridiculous and unnatural, but with the illustration of economy, where celibacy is practiced as more holy than marriage, they can hardly be denounced as impossible; But, while tome may prefer a 15 single life either from the standpoint of the ' High Priest of Pessimism, or from agree ment with the extreme views of Tolstoi, or from the teachings of the holy fathers, or from motives ot prudence, It is quite mani fest that the great majority for a long tima yet will agree with old Dr. Johnson, that "though marriage may have some pains, celibacy has few pleasures." Bessie Beamble, C0HGBESS IS INFEEIOE. Stephen B. Elklns Passes Same Comments) on Modern Statesmen. Stir York Press. S. B. Elkins was in the city during tha week, having come over from his summer house at Elkins, W. Va., which is also his voting residence, to attend to business af fairs here. He has been in Washington frequently this summer, and it is said that he has often been called to the White Housa to give bis advice to the President I was talking to bim here about some phases of national legislation, when he said, among other things: "There were some big men in Congress when I was there as a delegate from New Mexico. The war period had created great men being the opportunity under which great men develop. I was looking over tha personalty of the present Congress recently and could find no great men to compare with that time. "Yet this Congress has had work In it, and there is a possibility that it will maks the greatest record in important measures of any Congress since the war. If it passes the McKinley bill and the Fry shipping bill, in addition to the silver bill, it will have accomplished the most im portant legislation in a quarter of a century. In my opinion the silver bill is more im portant than the tariff. We could not get along withont additional circulating medium withont having financial trouble. We have a tariff bill now, under which wa can get along if the McKinley bill fails to pass. As to the Frye shipping hill, it will enable us to keep in this conntry the $150, 000,000 we annually pay to English vessels for ocean freights, not to mention passen gers. It is a measure in which the vitality of tbe country is involved." AN ELEPHANT'S DIHNEB. Old TJjder's Keeper Disappointed Him, Bnt Ho Did Not Gel Lefl. The famous elephant Hyder's cakes wera baked in a very simple oven; the oven, in fact, so often alluded to in Scripture. It consisted of a large earthen Ali Baba sort of jar, in the bottom of which a fire of dried grass and twigs was kindled; and while tha embers were still red the cakes were stuck all around on the inside of the jar to bake. One day Hyder's mahout had gone throngh this process, which he completed by cover ing the jar with a lid on which he heaped sumo siuues, auu wien went into tne oazaar, leaving Hyder in comfortable anticipation of his dinner. The time arrived for taking out the cakes, but not so the mahont. At length Hyder's patience was exhausted, and the cakes wera running considerable risk of being burned, when, tugging at his pickets, be managed to get rid of his front fastenings, and wheel ing round, he found he could just reach the oven with his trunk. He cautiously lifted off the stones, removed the lid and ate tha cakes. 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