THE PITTSBURG' DISPATCH, SATURDAY, JULY 19, 1890. NEW COMPLETE TALE. KIPLING. STORY. TUB RISING oi;nu NOVELIST, CONKTIUUTES A STORY FULL OF INDIA'S MYS1IU1SMS rou T-M roRROWs tig tispatch. the "world's story-teller, vyiLLiAM -Slack, CONTINUES HIS CHARMING SERIAL, INTRODUCING LIVING CELEBRITIES AS THE ROMANCE PROGRESSES. mHE T OST TRILLIONS ADD AN INTERESTING CHAPTER TO THE SOUTH PENN MYSTERY. EVERY DEPARTMENT OF mO-OKROW'S QA-PAGE TSSUE " WILL BE COMPLETE. UYK NEWfi. SPORTS, LrrKRAKr Novelties, Pastimes, OiuoiKAi- Features, athletics. A ND R RIGHT Q FECIAL CABLES. AMONG THE CONTRIBUTIONS ARE THE FOLLOWING: SOUTH PENN FINANCES, L. E. STOFIEL. A TALE OF INDIA, RCDYAED KIPLING. NEW YORK'S DEFENSES. Chakl.es T. Mcekat. STAND FAST, CRAlG-RO YSTO N William Black. A 1 0UR OF ENGLAND, John D. Pkisgle. IN THE DARK Dr. Phillip Woolf. DRESSING FOR COMFORT, fcHIELET DARE. THE SUMMER DIET, Ellici: Skrena. FURNISHING A HOME, C. R. CLirroED. BOUGHT A TRAINED DOG. nOtTARD FlELDEtO. CONGRESS IN JULY. 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The arguments used with refer ence to the determination imply either a remarkable ignorance of the first principles of accounting, on the part of those intrusted with the duty of figuring on the nation's balance sheet, or a deliberate attempt to mislead the public Estimates were first given of the coming deficit, as between revenues and expendi ditures, by Senator Carlisle, placing the deficiency at 43,000,000, ana by Senator Allison and Major Carson whose figures as. correspondeut of the Philadelphia Ledqer may be regarded as more frank than those given by him as Clerk of the House Financial Committee putting it at 5100,000,000. Tnese figures are controverted by Secretary "Windom and Mr. Cannon. The statement on which the latter authori ties claim that there will be no deficit adds 05,000,000 of postal revenues to the state ment made by Senator Allison. If Senator Allison stated the postal expenditures with out including the postal revenues, he made a remarkable omission. If Secretary "Windom is lugging in the postal revenues without balancing them by the postal ex penditures ho is falsifying the figures. Assuming the error to have been Senator Allison's, as seems to be the case, it Is in teresting to note the further figures of the Treasury's head. He adds to the Treasury revenues 579,000.000 of available assets now in the Treasury to justify his expectations of a surplus at the end of the -fiscal year. But the cash assets of the Treasury are not icvenues, aud, if the Secretary in answer to the prediction that the expenditures will exceed the revenue, finds it necessary to fall bade on the surplus of cash assets, some of which an expressly dedicated by law to other purposes, it presents a plea of confes sions and avoidance rather than a denial of the rumoi. It is Instructive to observe that the correspoudent of the Philadelphia A I KIFUN'G, WKIRD I KIPL1NU. Wlje Bi$ptnj. Ledger, even after the correction with re gard to the postal revenues made by the Secretary, shows that the total expenditures by this Congress, including permanent ap propriations for the sinking fund, will be over S500.000.000, and that wjth the ex pected deduction from the revision of the tariff the revenues will fall below expendi tures fully 5100,000.000. Is it any wonder that that the conservative Ledger calls upon the nation to "stop the reckless Con gress?" Another remarkable proposition is pre sented by the New York Press, to the effect that the permanent appropriations of 549,000,000 for the sinking lund shall be discarded. This is urged on the ground, "There is no reason other than formal pre cedent why this permanent annual appro priation should not be repealed and bonds bought whenever there is an ample surplus to buy them with." Perhaps it is nothing more than "formal precedent" that the pledge to maintain the sinking fund, is an obligation imposed by the contract under which every United States bond has been issued; and it may be "no reason" that this provision is the most through Fafeguard of the national credit and gives the best as surance of the gradual extinction of the public debt. But even casting that ques tion aside, the proposition con 'esses the whole charge. The complaint is that taking tbe Treasury with an ample surplus in it for the purchase and retirement of bonds, the Republican Congress has bv reckless appropriations made it necessary to en croach upon the minimum fixed by law for the retirement ot that debt. To say that the sinking fund appropriation should be abandoned, is to concede the trnth of the charge that a single session of Congress has completely reversed the old and honest policy of keeping revenues in excess of ex penditures and devoting the excess to the retirement of the publio indebtedness. One thing is indisputably established by this controversy. That is, the total of ap propriations by the present Congress, in cluding permanent appropriations, will be in the vicinity of 5500,000,000, and that ap propriations other than the permanent ones for interest ami sinking fnnds will approxi mate 5400,000,000. Ten years azo, total appro priations, including 550,000,000 for pensions and 582,000,000 for interest on the debt, were not over 5300,000,000, while the ordinary expenses, similar to those which now reach 5400,000,000, were about 5200,000.000. In other words, while the population has in creased 20 per cent and the cost of fixed charges on the public debt are diminished over 530,000,000, the expenditures of the Government have nearly doubled. The old policy of cutting" down expenses by re tiring the debt and adhering to economical expenditures in other departments has been cast aside; and following close upon the heels of a movement to reduce taxation, the nation is confronted with a total of expen ditures double what it has ever known be fore, except when it was maintaining a huge and costly war. Such a national balance sheet will be hard to explain or mitigate. The people who will be 'called upon to pay this $500, 000,000 of expenditures will be apt to have something to say to the party leaders who have permitted such extravagance. A RAILROAD MEASURE. The information comes from Washington that, owing to the labors of Mr. Aldace Jr. Walker, who, alter serving the interests of the railroads on the Inter-State Commission, entered into his reward as President o one of the railroad associations on a $25,000 salary, tbe Senate Committee on Commerce has decided to report favorably an amend ment to the inter-State commerce law per mitting pools. In one view this amendment need not be objected to. The legal prohibition of pools is not enforced at present, and a law that is made a dead letter is not of especial value to the public. Since the enforcement of the law has fallen into hands that carefully avoids any intcrierence with the thinly disguised pooling arrangements of certain railroad associations, the publio will not lose much by such a change as is proposed. But ought it not to be instructive that a provision designed to protect the public is not upheld by the officers of the law ap pointed to maintain it? The most pertinent commentary on this proposed change in the law is that it is sup ported by false representations. The allega tion is made that the railroads are ruined by cut-throat wars in the absence of pools; while the fact is that wars are much less fre quent so long as tbe law is respected, simply because there is no hope of making up their losses by the advanced rates of the pools which they have fought to establish. It is alleged that the railroads have, no protection against the tendency to cut rates, when the fact is that any railroad can stop the cutting of its rates the moment they reach an un profitable level. The legitimate interests of the railroads would be best protected by the honest and thorough enforcement of tbe inter-State commerce law as it stands; but the interests that profit by pools and stock exchange manipulations might not get rich so fast. DETERMINING A QUORUM. A recent incident in the Home is repre sented by tbe New York Herald to have caused a profound sensation. Upon the re quests for leave of absence for several mem bers, who wished to look alter their fences at home, an inquiry was made whether granting them would not leave the House without a quorum. "The Speaker replied," says the reporter, "that that was a question for the House to determine." The Herald alleges that the sensation was caused by the discovery that the Speaker would permit the House to determine any thing. But perhaps there are even more peculiar features to the announcement than that The question whether there is a quorum or not is a question of fact The Constitution prescribes what constitutes a quorum for certain functions of legislation; but the House, under the leadership ot Mr. Beed, has undertaken to say that less than the constitutional number shall be a quorum for certain other classes of business. The declaration of the Speaker that if a certain number of members leave their posts the Honse will have to deter mine whether there is a quorum or not, indi cates that the House has, in the Speaker's opinion, the power to establish a fiat quorum no matter where the members are for the time being. This brings out a singular limitation of the power of the House to disregard facts by its edict. The right of members to declare themselves to be absent in their minds, as it were while their bodily presence is visi ble, has been, a subject of dispute in this session, and Mr. Beed has enforced by mas terful methods the rule that fiat absences can count in the quorum, But in regard to other things, the power of the House to say that things are or are net, regardless of the actual fact, is still maintained. The mem bers Can indulge in choice billingsgate, and, by expunging the interchange of epithets from the Record, even the printed pages cease to have a parliamentary existence. If, in addition to this, the Spealjer affirms for the House the right to assert a quorum when the great bulk of the members are looking after their interests in nominating conven tions, the limitations of powtr in this re spect will be very curiously defined. It will be the case that a member cannot de clare that he is absent when he is present, but the House can say that he is present when he is absent. Truly parliamentary law is fearfully and wonderfully made when partisan exigen cies preside over tbe rulings. LOSS OF FARMING POPULATION. The fact that Berks, one of the richest and most fertile agricultural counties of the State, has gained only 12,891 in population during the last decade, while the city of Beading has gained 15,842, leaves a tolera bly clear mathematical deduction that tbe farming population of that county has de creased nearly 3,000. This is a very strik ing example of the decay that is going on in the farming industry of the Bast. The general tendency is to ascribe the falling off in farming population to the ef fect of the tariff. While that disagreeable phenomenon is rather disturbing to pro tective theories, there is one feature of it that requires us to look elsewhere for the cause. The showing is very clear that the actual decrease of farming popula tion is in the East. Western farming in terests have expanded, although there are abundant complaints of their unprofitable results. Eastern farming interests have actually shrunken. If the decay was caused by protection, it should be most ap parent in the farming regions most remote from the manufacturing interests. But it forces itself upon our attention right at the doors of the iron mills and coal mines of Pennsylvania, There is no doubt that the loss of farming population in Berks county is due to the economic influences that tend to concentrate population in the large cities, and espe cially to the railroad policy which brings the prairies of Illinois and Iowa as near to the seashore as the farms of Pennsylvania. When the farmer of the West can ship his products at an actually less cost than that which is imposed upon the Pennsylvania farmer, tbe superior cheapness of his land enables him to drive his Eastern competitor out of the farming business, and into the adjacent city industries. The work of such influences must become so evident that it will soon force itself upon the attention of legislators. In the meantime the desertion ot Pennsylvania farms is likely to go on. PRESIDENTIAL PURCHASES. The President of the United States has a right to invest his money in the way that seems best to him, in bonds, mortgages, real estate, poultry or anything else. So long as he does not use his office therein almost any sort of speculation is open to him. If Mr. Harrison thinks fit to buy Washington real estate we see no reason for blaming him. President Cleveland had a perfect right to buy a suburban residence while he was in Washington and to sell it, at a profit if. he could, when he left the White House. There would be no unfavor able comment to make upon tbe discovery that tbe President's family has been buying a good deal of Washington real estate, if the President's wife had not said a few days ago that she did not approve of such transactions as Mr. Cleveland's purchase of Bed Top. This reflection upon Mr. Harrison's predecessor was uncandid, as well as in the worst taste if, when it was made, the President and his relations were actually buying the Glen Echo Heights property. But the whole matter is sot of much importance. THE BEST CUP. The dryness of Pittsburg on Sunday has national fame. It has been compared to the Great Sahara, and other dry places without conveying a complete idea of the scarcity of liquids. The old-fashioned sum mer of high temperature we are enjoying has set Pittsburgers to considering the laws which make it a penal offense to sell non-intcxicating bever ages on tbe first day ot the week. Continued hot weather may prove fatal to some of the blue' laws. But while honest differences of opinion exist as to the morality and expediency of selling soda water and milk on Sunday, there is at least one thing upon which we may all agree. Public water fountains are needed. One or two railroad corporations and a few in dividuals of generous instincts alone provide the multitudes with ice water on any and all days of the week. The lriends of temper ance cannot serve their splendid cause better than by giving tbe people pure, cold water to drink. The small number or public drinking fountains most of which lack cleanliness and coolness should be aug mented. The greediness of Chicago ice men has resulted in tbe formation of an independent ice supply company, which will bringdown the price ot ice to a reasonable figure. Luck ily the ice supply cannot be monopolized. Ax interesting disclosure by the last census enumeration Is to the effect that the total population of Nevada is now 45,000. Tbe voter of that State who usually makes terms with tbe California millionaires has as much power in Congress and tbe election of Presi dent as nine voters in this city. Tbe warning furnished by Nevada, of the wisdom of ad mitting States until the permanence ot tbeir population and industries is estaDllshed beyond failure, ought not to have been forgotten; but it seems to have been. The Nizam of Hyderabad has bought a big diamond weighing 67K carats before it was cut. The Indian Prince can now stand In the presence of tbe average theatrical advance agent without being abashed. Bepublicait organs are praising Foraker for bis assumption of tbe blame for the Water loo which the Republicans met In Ohio last fall. Tbe praise is not misplaced. Frankness in accepting tbe blame for a defeat is second only in desirability to tbe foresight tbat avoids defeat. In tbe absence of leaders who are sensible enough to take the preferable course of avoiding defeat, tbe Republicans should make much of a man like foraker, who is generous enough to accept tbe blame for It. The conviction of a constable in the local courts yesterday for extorting unjust fees from litigants should serve as a gentle hint to officers of tbe law that they axe not privileged to rob the public A declabation by ex-Governor Crit tenden, of, Missouri, that If the Federal elec tion bill is passed tbe South will not participate In the Chicago World's Fair, is responded to by tbe "New York Press, with the outcry tbat this is "a new secession movement." This cross-tire proves beyond dispute tbat tbe need of a little common sense is urgent both among Sontbern politicians and Northern Republican organs; but is most urgent in tbe case of tbe organs. The net result of the -noliee crntade against dogs seems to be that the children about the rtreets are In more danger of picking than of getting the It is reported from Washington that Ben tor Evarts hopes to get his bill for tbe relief of tbe United States Supreme Court before the Senate soon. It Is tobe wished that tbe Sena tor may bo successful. If Congress can lay aside partisanship long enough tojnake provis ion for settling litigation before tbe United States courts in somewhat less time than a de cade, tbe boon will be gratefully accepted by a long-suffering public. The McKiuley bill does not please tbe rest of tbe world, and that Is tolerably good evidence tbat it is built to please Americans. Mr. Mtjbat Halstead declares against the Federal election law, for the political reason that It will hurt the Republican party. Mr. Halstead might have found higher ground to stand on, but the fact tbat bis memory is long enough to roach back into the seventies estab lishes blssuperority to the average Republican now-a-days. One day of stimulating atmosphere like yesterday's is compensation for a good deal of the sweltering under previous hot waves. It is to be hoped that the dissatisfaction among iron workers as to tbe terms ot tbe scale in certain departments will be re moved without injury to the Amalgamated Association, which has ddne so much to bring laborund capital together. The whole country is being scorched. Fire is supplementing tbe sun's efforts with considerable brilliancy. Eepublican leaders are trying hard to show that there will not be any deficiency as tbe chief result of the present Congress. But tho difficulty which tbey find in convincing them selves ot it is damaging to tbe effectiveness of their Arguments on other minds. PB0MIHENT PEOPLE. The journals, in writing Mary Anderson's marriage, announced that she and her husband were to spend tbeir honeymoon in Venice. Tbey did nothing of the kind, but are in Kent. General adam E. King, of Baltimore, the -new Consul-General at Paris, has engaged pas sage for himself, his wife and three daughters by tbe Havre steamer La Champagne on Au gust 16. Me. Archibald Little, author of "Through tbe Yangtsze Goiges," has sailed for New York. Mr. Little is a leading authority upon Western China, especially in its commer cial relations with Europe and America, In tbe course of his successful career Captain McMickan, at present commander of the Cun arder Umbria,has made 478 passages across the Atlantic, carrying 165,fi70 passengers and sailing on all voyages over a distance ot 2,129,800 miles. By her will. Mrs. Emily Pfeiffer, tbe well known English poetess, who died recently, be queaths, with tbe exception of a few legacies, tbe whole of her personal estate of 63,000 to charitable and educational establishments for women. Miss Minnie Hade Is engaged to visit New York for 10 performances of "Carmen," at the German Opera, says a London paper. Miss Hauk is a Western lad), but bas achieved dis tinction in U ermany, where she was the original Carmen. A tew days ago tbe English Bishop of St. Asaph referred In tbe course of a speech at' some function in bis diocese to his "younger and rasher days," b jt the local papers reported him as having deplored his "younger and masher days!" The family of tbe late Dannlel Manning have given to the city of Albany the large photo graph of the Treasury Building at Washington, taken for the late Secretary by tbe Supervising Architect's Bureau. Tbe picture is 8 by 6X in size, and is handsomely framed in carved Irish oak. Mb. W. R. HoAee, tbe Acting British Con-snl-General at this port, bas received from Vice-Admiral Watson, Commander in Chief of the British North American and West Indies Squadron, a notification from Halifax, N. B., of bis Intention to Visit Newport, R. I., with the Belleropbon, accompanied by one or more of H. M. ships, arriving there about July 31. Mrs. Eevino Winslow. of Philadelphia bas given a reading of Ibsen's play "The Enemy of the People" on the stage of the Hay market Theater, London Mr. Gladstone and some members of his family were among the au dience. Tbe reading occupied over two hours. Mrs. Winslow accomplished the difficult task very creditably, never arawing rein to rest be tween tbe acts, nor even refreshing her throat with a sip of water. PI0WEB AHD LAWN FETES. Hovr East Endcm Hlnnnao to Enjoy Them selves In Warm Weather. Tbere is to be a flower fair in Beulah on Thursday evening, tbe 31st instant. It will be under the auspices of tbe Mission Band of tbe Beulah Presbyterian Cbuicb. A number of Wilkinsburgers. besiae residents of Swissvale, Hawkins and Edgewood will attend. Tbe lawn fete of ilajor Lowry Post, 648, G. A R., and No. OG, Sons of Veterans, will be re peated this evening at the Snowden place, Williamsburg. Powderly's Influence From the St. Louts Republic Mr. Powderly will exert a great influence against corrupt politics in Pennsylvania. He is tbe ablest leader labor ever bad in tbe United States, and his protests against the de moralizing reign of boasism In bis native State is only another of many evidences of his trust worthiness and patriotism. BRLBEBY IN BEAVEB. Altoona Tribune: The Republicans of the Beaver Congressional district have certainly got into a terrible mess, McDowell, the Con gressional nominee, according to tbe confession of tbe conferees, having won becanse friends purchased tbe conferees. McDowell should withdraw or be defeated. Mercer Press: No man can afford to cling to a nomination secured by the corrupt use of money, and no good citizen can afford to sup port a candidate whose nomination was secured by a direct purchaser Let this whole affair be thoroughly and scrupulously investigated and let tbe people, tbe voters, for once know some thing of the barter and sale tbat is being car ried on for the purpose of obtaining party nominations for office. Mercer Dispilch and Republican: Amid all the mass ot affidavits, statements and alle gations of corruption and bribery in the Con gressional convention it is pleasant and satis factory to Mercer county readers to note that not even so much as a hint of crooked dealing is made either against Major McDowell, Hon J. C, Brown, or any one of ?heir delegates. This is why Mercer county stands by the nomi nee. WASHiNOTOif -Poif . It is now charged that Congressman Townsend, of tbe Twenty-fifth Pennsylvania district, was defeated for renom inatlon by the most corrupt use of money. Three of tbe conferees havo confessed tbat they received S1.050 each for their votes. JUr. Townsend was the Quay candidate, and his de feat was one of the political surprises of tho season. If one-half of the charges regarding the recent convention are true, the politics of that section must be reeking with corruption. Scbanton Republican: If Major McDow ell does not voluntarily decline the stained nomination then it becomes tbe inevitable duty of the Republican committee of the four coun ties to take prompt and decisive action, call new conventions, elect other conferees and proceed to make a nomination for Representa tive in Congress by clean, honest and honorable methods. We repeat, this is a matter fortbe Republicans ot the Twenty-fifth to decide without particular reference to Major Mc Dowell. Philadelphia .PuoKe Ledger: There seems to be the strongest kind of evidence that tbe defeat of Senator Quay's candidate for the Republican Congressional nomination in Quay's own district was brought about by the corrupt use of money. According to the Bworn statement of one of the Beaver county con lerees. be and two others sold tbe nomination for cash. The nominee, in view of the exposure, should assume a virtue if be have it not, and get off tbe ticket, otherwise tho Repubhcansof bis district should see that he is defeated at the "polls, even though in accomplishing that abject tbey sacrifice the district. up poisoned "buttons" hydrophobia. THE TOPICAL TALKER. Gameleas Game Preaervei Siena and Wonders In One Dlcoljlcdoni Scared Them Bllnnlo ' Palmer's Husband Actors Trying to Get Fnf. QH a bare hillside, not a dozen miles from Pittsburg, a farmer has erected a large sign, which reads: : Persons Found Hunting : : ' on this : : Property will be : : Proseented, - : i i The rabbit that would remain in such a desert would be crazy, aud so would the hunter be who sought game of any kind there. But such signs abound in many a gameless district. On tbe high ground above the New Yorken tral Railroad, iu Harlem, where Washington bad a fortified camp in the latter part of the Revolutionary War, I remember seeing a sign which had originally been intended to warn off New York sportsmen, but which had been in geniously altered to read: -. ..,,. : Trespassers Beware! : : Hunting Is Forbidden : : so is : : Finding. : gMALL boys after apples and tramps after anything portable used to make an old man's life wretched by climbing his garden, wall and trampling among his flower beds. He was a distinguished botanist, and a practical gardener to boot. In his blggarden he culti vated myriads of rare flowers and ferns. Tbey were more than children to tbe bachelor sage. His house stood within spacious grounds upon the highroad between Winchester and London, near the limits of the former city. Boys were attracted by the fruit, but as 1 have said tramps, of wbom thousands passed up and down that highway every year, scaled the gar den walls on errands of promiscuous plunder. Nothing tbe old man could do repelled these invasions. He tried dogs, but tbey did more damage to the precious plants than tbe human intruders. He was toS humane to set steel man traps as is sometimes done in English gardens where trespassers are numerous. His favorite study inspired him finally. Be had painted In bold, black: letters on a white ground tbls blood curdling warning: "Trespassers Beware of the Dicotyledonsl" Half a dozen signs so inscribed frowned over the garden wall. They served their purpose. Very few knlght3 of the road recognized the name of a natural class of plants in that awful word, Dicotyledons. ""THE genius of Mr. John Rogers, for adver tising his wife, popular Minnie Palmer, Is really remarkable. Without his aid it is not likely that she would have coined money as she bas done. A New York correspondent writes to me that Mr. and Mrs. John Rogers are daily to be seen in the park in their Ralll cart, behind a stout English cob and before a very natty British tiger. This last mentioned article whlob Mr. Rogers bas imported, and which, no doubt, looks very swell, promises to make him a good deal of trouble, as he made a con tract with the tiger in England, which contract is in violation of the contract labor laws of the United States. Several American unemployed tigers have already made some tremendons kicks against the new importation and will buck the tiger even into the balls of Congress. Of course tbe tiger and tho contract and the Infuriated native American tigers are all part of a pretty advertising scheme. t7hile the majority of our well known ac tresses are playing tag with their lives in banting, a number of our young leading men are turninsr heaven and earth to acquire a few pounds of additional flesh. Roland Reed is trying a mnsh and milk diet, John T. Sullivan attempts it by eating a pot of Boston baked beans at every meal, Edwin Arden believes in milk with a dash of Jamaica rum, Tom Murphy in tbe rum without the milk, Nat Qoodwln in lots of ale, Steele Mackaye in elaborate din ners, and Scanlon in lots of Irish potatoes: Sol Smith Russell has tried everything on earth, but gets tbinncr as he grows richer, so Mr, Dunlop tells me. ALL THE0UQH TEE STATE. Meadville ice dealers have ordered a supply from Ashland, Wis. "" J. Q. Stephens, Pittsburg's crack chess player, is in Oil City ready to tackle all comers. Sixty-four children sent by tbe New xork Tribune fresh air fund are beingtaken care of by tbe Children's Aid Society, of Warren. The huckleberry crop is said to be almost a complete failure, due, it is said, to the plants being nipped by tbe trost early in the spring. While cleaning out the sewer in the Brad ford lockup articles from the size of a needle to an anchor were taken out, put there by pris oners. Durino a terrific rainstorm about three miles above Corydon, in McKean county, a 12 y e ar-old girl was struck by a bolt and instantly killed. A F ejtale baseball team is playing through the oil regions. It's such a novelty tbat men who never go to a game are among tbe first ar rivals now. Boys discovered a rabbit on the first pier of the foot bridge In Towanda. They tried to catch it, when it took to tbe water, swam to the shore and escaped. The Executive Committee of tbo Oil City Oil Exchange have offered a reward for the apprehension of tbe tbief who steals the soap placed in the washroom. Will J. McConnell, tbe temperance or ator, who was arrested at Waverly, N. Y., Thursday, for intoxication, was sentenced to 80 days in the county jail at Owego. A WlLLiAMsrocT washerwoman while sort ing out tbe clothing she was about to wasb, found a $5 bill In tbe bundle. Tbe honest woman returned the money to Its owner. Between the hours of 12 and 2 o'clock a gang of roughs made night hideous with tbeir noise, and still we have to put up with it, as even the only policeman we bad bas resigned. East Brady Review. HE PAH) FOB HIS l-'IINKHAT., Only to Discover That He Wn Terr Much Alive and Prospering. rsrXCIAL TILZORAK TO TH DlflPATCBT.t Trenton. N. J., July 18. Mrs. Peter Skillman received a month ago a telegram asking for money for tbe burial of her brother Edward C. Bloom, of Kansas City. She sent the amount asked for byEstone, undertaker. Last night she received a letter from her brother in which he said that he was prospering, and would visit Trenton within tbe next few days, and then would go further West to engage in a new venture. Bloom's family had gone into mourning, and his mother at Reiglesville had been made ill by the report of bis death. Earlv last month Mrs. Skillman read a letter from Kansas City, signed Fred Ai Marsh, stat ing that her brother was very ill and wanted fnnds. Money was sent at once. Later came a letter from C. W. Wright urging that money be sent for a consultation and an operation that might save Bloom's life. This was also sent. Later came the dispatch announcing the death. The family sent in all nearly J100, BTBEET CAB ETiaUETTE. Pointers to be Observed br Travelers-on All Lines Rnnnlns In the Cltr. IF on a "bob-tail" never offer to put a lady's money In tbe box without asking her If that is the smallest she has got. After seating yourself commence cleaning your finger nails. This will let the other pas sengers know tbat you own a knife. WHEN convenient hand, the conductor a to bill. If be hasn't tbe change be might hold tbe car to get it for you from the nearest gro cery. Don't forget to ask the conductor if the car stops at the end ot the line. Otherwise the passengers might not know that you are a farmer. When the conductor starts in to collect fares never have tbe change ready until he is opposite you. Should you have it ready he would get through that much quicker. ALWAYS talk loua and complain that It is a very slow line. This will give tho impression that you have traveled a great deal, and per haps some passenger will ask you if you bavo been to Philadelphia. ALWAYS stand up a block or two from tho street on which you want to get off. Should you not do this your presence might be overlooked.' Beside you might get off without stepping on some one's toes. MIQEATION OP TOADS. millions of Hoppers Suddenly Pnll Oat for the North. From tho Wilmington Gazette and Bulletin. Without a bugle call or drum beat to an nounce the arrival of the hour for a general advance, the millions of little toads that have been so conspicuous for their numbers in this city several days started on a Journey north yesterday afternoon. Soon after tbe heavy shower had ceased, the toads, by tbe hundreds, thousands and millions started on a hop, skip and jump, and the many interested spectators at once observed that tho migratory movement was In the dlreotion of the north. The toads had been keeping close to the river for several days, and tho numbers that covered tbe banks for miles is beyond tho power of calculation. The tiny creatures seemed gifted with intelli gence, and it was noticed that, unless headed off. they never lost any ground by retracing their hops. Tbe liveliest scene was on Market street. Tens of thousands of the toads cameupxlrom the river or bopped west along the railroad to the roadway crossing the tracks and advanced like an army up Market street. The crossing at tbe Market street toll gates was black wltb them, and hundreds lost tbeir lives beneath the wheels of passing trains. The railroad proved an almost insurmounta ble barriei, as they were unable to jump over tbe rails, but they followed along until they came to tbe jnmping-over place. Many suc ceeded in getting over tbe first rail, only to be made prisoners between tbe two rails, but in due course or time they succeeded In getting out, and then continued on north. About dusk last evening they were crossing tbe canal, where they had temporarily baited, ostensibly for rest and refreshments. A eurl.ius feature in counectlon wltb tbe sudden emigration was the fact the toads made use of tbe public high ways, including tbe alleys. Very few of tbem were found in yards. Their movement was regular and well defined, and they kept at It with a steadiness that was surprising. CUBBE1TT TIMELY TOPICS. Thieves entered a Klttannlng residence and stole the family clock. They will do lime when arrested. A stkono, healtby-looklng young woman, who was a passenger on Nypanotraln 3 yesterday, appeared to be under the Impression that it was a cold day, and ore heavy fur wraps. Meadritle Republican. Tbe atmosphere has been rather cnllly In Meadville since tne Btate Convention. Mrs. Frank Leslie says if she ever marries attain she will marry a journalist. Tho rumor therefore tbat she will throw herself away on a French Marquis Is set at rest. Indiana has had another earthquake shock. Governor Hill will please take 'warning and keep out or the State hereafter. It appears to be much easier to kill canities In Pittsburg than It Is to remove their unsightly carcasses from the jraze ot passers-by. A live dog Is less offensive than a dead one. A Sr. Louis man lost bis temper and shot a parrot because the blra asked him If it was hot enough for him. Pittsburg Is full of parrots tbat ask that question thousands of times dally," but the law protects tbem and they escape. The "undertakers' combine" was considered a heartless one, but what must poor, sweltering humanity think of tbe "ice combiner" It would appear to the ordinary newspaper reader nowadays tbat James G. iflaine Is causing more trouble In Bepubllcan than Democratic ranks. But perhaps It is the calm just before the storm. The thermometer in the Honse of Repre sentatives will drop several decrees on the day a vote of thanks Is tendered to Hpeaker Keed for his ruling during the nresent session. Members will be able to bans; tbeir coats on the icicles formed on the Democratic! side. "A gloomy world," says neighbor Black, ' 'Where clouds of dreary (tun In masses rolled, tbe sky Infold, And blot the noonday sunt" "Ay, so it Is, " says neighbor White; "Hut haply you and I Might shed a ray. to cheer the way, Come, neighbor, let us try." "A vale of tears, " says neighbor Black, "A vale of weary breath. Of soul wrung sighs and hopeless eyes, from oirtn to early aeatui" "Ay, so It Is," says neighbor White, "Hut haply you and I Jnst here and there mlgbt dry a tear Come, neighbor, let us try." Old Poem. FIGS AND THISTLES. No MAN can walk with God without reach ing out a hand to help somebody. To be a jack of all trades is one of the easi est ways in tbe world to be nothing. Until a man has been tried he will always have reason to be afraid of himself. Religion tbat don't go clear throngh a man don't cause tbe devil much uneasiness. To he able to worship God acceptably is the greatest blessing that can come to man. When you want to see tbe person most to blame for your misfortunes gaze into the look ing glass. Treasures in heaven are treasures forever, but treasures on this earth are only treasures for a Utile while. The man who commits sin is simply putting a halter around his neck that will some day bring him face to face with God. If you are not making tbe world bettor. It will be worse for your having lived. No man can leave the world as he found it. There was weeping at the grave of Laza rus, but we don't know that tbere was a tear shed when Methuselah was buried. Those who have the greatest knowledge of God and enjoy most of His love are those who have had tbe greatest need of Him. The angels have standing orders to throw wide open every window in heaven as soon as all tbe tithes are brought into the store house. Sam's Horn. Not Rrndy to Sacrifice. From the Chicago Post. Governor Hill bas declined to deliver an ad dress before the Texas Bar Association. He has doubtless read about tbe average Texas bar in border romances, and is taking no chances. The President's Dilemma. From the Minneapolis Journal. President Harrison is said to be having con siderable difficulty in finding $10,1)00 men who are willing to take ?3,000 jobs. There is no lack, however, of S1.000 men for.J2.000 jobs. THE WELL" SECRET. I knew it in all my boyhood; in a lonesome valley meadow, Like a dryad's mirror hidden by tho woods' dim arches near; Its eyes flashed back tbe sunshine and grew dark and sad with shadow. And I loved Its truthful depths, where every pebble lay so clear. I scooped my band and drank it, and watched the sensate quiver Of the rippling rings of sliver as the drops or crystxl fell. I pressed the richer grasses from its little trict llne river. Till at last I knew, as friends know, every secret of the well. But one day 1 stood beside It, on a sudden unex pected, When the sun had crossed the valley and a shadow bid the place, And I looked In tbe dark waters, saw my pallid cheek reflected. And beside It, looking upward, met an evil reptile face. Looking upward-furtive, startled at the silent, swlit Intrusion, Then It darted toward the grasses, and I saw not where it fled: Bat I knew Its eyes were on mo, and the old-time swift Illusion Of the pure and perfect symbol I had cherished there was dead. Oh, the pain to know the perlury or seeming truth that blesses! My soul was Seared like sin to see tbe falsehood of the place And tbe innocence tbat mocked me, while In dim, unseen recesses These were lurking rouler secrets than the fur , tire reptile face. And silence then-au! why the burden t when loyous faces si ect me. With eyes of limpid innocence and words and devoid of art, I cannot trust their seeming, but must ask what eyes woqla meet me Could I look in sudden silence at -the seersts or the heart. John JJoyls O'Reilly. AMERICANS ABROAD. Scraps of Home News Cleaned From lbs Last London Wall Another Lint of Millionaires Madame Nardlca's Ro mance American Pnironlzine tho Ball H In. !Hnli, PnnH'a T.naf I.relnrfr. TTls stated that tbere aro seven millionaires. residing in Pittsburg, Pa., and 63 residents of Cleveland, O., possessing in tbe aggregate 300.000,000. Sixty persons have been named, residing in small towns near New York, whose wealth is said to aggregate SSOO.000,000. One of the'gentlemen included in tbe last estimate stated tbat if it Included one of bis neighbors with whose affairs bo is acquainted, it was entirely too low 5750,000,000 would not be too much. Tbe Ouelet estate in New York City pays taxes on $25,000,000 real estate. The Mayor of Chicago announces that four gentlemen of tbat city are worth over 525,000,000 each; but only two are included in tbe list P. D. Armour and Marshall Field. An American "posted" in such matters in forms me that tbero were not 50 millionaires in Boston: but tbo official tax list shows tbat more than 50 families pay taxes on over $1,000, C00 each, and 200 persons pay taxes on amounts which clearly show they aro really millionaires. The list of tbe many-times American million aires are as follows: $150,000,000, William W. Astor, Trinity Church, New York; $100,000,000, C Vanderbilt, W. K. Vacderbilt, Jay Gould, Leland Stanford, J. D. Rockefeller; $70,000,000, estate of A. Packer; $60,000,000. John J . Blair, estate of Charles Crocker: $50,000,000. Russell Sage, E. A. Stevens, estates "f Moses Taylor, Brown and Ives; IHO.000,000. P. D. Armour, F. L. Ames, William Rockefeller, H. M. Flagler, S,'lSIaJnd Wciehtman, estate of P. Onelet; $35,000,000, C. P. Huntington. D. L. Mills, es tate or T. A. Scott, J. W. Garrett: $30,000,000, G. a. Roberts, Charles Pratt, Ross Winans, E. B. Loxe, Claus Spreckels, August Belmont. R. J. Livingston. F. Weyerbauser. Mrs. Mark Hopkins. Mrs. Hetty Green, estates of S. V. Harkness, R. W. Coleman. J. M. Singer; $25, 000.000. A. J. Drcxel, J. S. Mbrgan, J. P. Mor gan, Marshall Field. David Dow, J. G. Fair, E. F. Perry, estates of Governor Fairbanks, A. J. Stewart, A. Scbermerhorn: flO.HHOOO, P. H. Payne, estates of F. A. Drexel, J. V. William son. W. F. Weld; $20,000,000, F. W. Vanderbilt, Theodore Haverueyer. H. P. Havemeyer. W. G. Warden, W. P. Tnompson. Mrs. Scbenlev, J. B. Haggin. H. A. Hntcbins, estates of W. Sloane. E. S. Higcins, C. Tower. William Thw, Dr.Hostetter, William Sharon, Peter Donohue. s After a Groat Preacher. lyjAJOR Pond, the agent, is endeavoring to engage Canon Ltddon for a lecture tour in the States. If he accept, tbe Americans will hear a man of genius, wbo Is by common .consent tbe first living preacher of the En glish Church. Long debarred from episcopal honors by the Queen's prejudice against him. Canon Ltddon was lately offered the Bishopric of St. Albans, but declined it becansa ha is too old. He Is 63. Age, if anything, may prevent him from going to America, which he greatly desires to visit. A Prima Donna's Romance. JT is not generally known that Madame Nordlca, the American prima donna, was married to Frederick Gower, an American in ventor of great promise. He lost his life in a balloon ascent, which he had undertaken with a view to perfecting a steering apparatus. For some time a certain amount of mystery was supposed to surround his fate: but there exists, I am told, in the United States Consulate at Havre tbe deposition of a pilot who, from his bis post at the helm of a vessel he was con ducting out of port, saw the balloon fall into tbe sea. The ship was too far away to attempt any rescue, and so the Inventor perished, and with him the secret of his invention. Mr. Gower was passionately in love with Miss Norton, who was distantly related to him. On the night of her debut at the Grand Opera. Paris, he gave a banquet at tbe Cafe Blgnon in her honor, and none of the guests who were present on the oc casion were much surprised when, a few weeks later, the engagement was announced. He de lighted in driving his betrothed in his hand some drag in tbe Bois do Boulogne, and bis yacht was constantly placed at her disposal. After the wedding the happy couple took up tbeir residence in Paris. Mrs. Glower's bou doir, furnished with Japanese articlesand hung with embroidered satins, was exceedingly ar tistic She dressed sunerblv and entertained handsomely, and altogether the brief period of ma weuaea me oi tne young couple was one 01 uveptioaai uriuiancy. I beard lately an anecdote which depicts tbe generous nature of Frederick Gower. In bis young days a wealthy citizen in a small town in New England Interested bimself In tbe fu ture of tbe intelligent boy, and furthered with his influence young Gower's efforts to acquire a thorough education. Years passed, and tbe young man, wbo bad in tbe meantime become tbe possessor of a fortune, returned to New England and sought out bis former benefactor, whom he found In reduced circumstances. "Is thera anything I can do for you7" Inquired Mr. Gower. "Yet," was the response. "I have mortgaged the little property I had, and at ex orbitant rates of Interest. If you will take the mortgages into your own bands and allow ma to pay you legal interest, it will be an accom modation." Mr. Gower paid off every ona of tbe mortgages and cancelled them as well, leaving his friend's property free and unin cumbered. AlasI tbat such a heart should should bavefound its last resting place beneath tbe stormy waters of tbe British Channel. A Fine-Looking Couple. JJe. Marion Crawford is an exceedingly handsome young man, and 13 as perfect physically, with his six feet of manliness, as a Greek statue. By incessant phjsical culture he has developed each muscle to perfection, and be bas distinguished himself as a brilliant fencer. His wife Is as perfect in ber way. and one of the most beautlfnl of American women. She has a statuesque figure tbat is lithe and graceful as a reed. Those who know General Berdan remember his wonderful gray eyes and his superb physique, both ot which are fem ininely duplicated in bis daughter. When General Berdan wefit to Turkey, after superin tending the construction of his musket Inven tion In Russia, he was accompanied by bis daughter. It was there tbat Marion Crawford met tbe lady he was fortunate to win for a wife. Miss Berdan created a sensation in official society in Constantinople by her beauty and grace of manner. It was tbere tbat the wedding took place which united two of the handsomest natives of tbe United States. Mr. Crawford is a nephew of Miss Julia Ward Howe, a literary lady who is highly esteemed ou both sides of the Atlantic They Llko Bull Fighting. 'pHE American tourists In Paris are frequent supporters of the Gran Plaza do Toros that has been erected at a large outlay on tbe mar gin of the Bois do Boulogne. Muzzantini. the handsome and gorgeously costumed esoada, who lias been to Anferica and wbo is popular in Havana, is greatly admired by the American ladies. Mr. Stanford's Monnmeat. 'J'HE Stanford University, to which Mr. Glad stone referred in his letter on Mr. Car- negisfs "Gospel of Wealth" as 'being provided at a cost of $20,000,000, is not yet opened, bat tbe work ot construction is advancing well. Tbe only son of Senator Stanford, the donor, mdulced in tbo day-dream tbat if he had enormous wealth ho should delight in making some such use or it to elevate mankind, and when tbe son died the grief-stricken father re solved to give effect to bis idea. As one of the richest millionaires in the United States, ana without children to inherit bis property, be has unlimited resources at his command to render bis universityo noble educational foundation. It is understood that tbe education will not be entirely free to students, bnt the facilities are generous, and no earnest or capable student w ill find the road to academic fame barred. California already possesses a State university, which is practically iree to students who can pass the examinations. American Gcnlas Abroad. A NEW method for the production of gas light ha been invented by an American named Lawrence, and exhibited at Naples. Ordinary gas passes through a box of zinc. In wbich are contained compartments of rectified benzine, and it is claimed for the invention that thrice the Illuminating power is acquired, with an economy of three-quarters of the ordinary cost and a diminution of heat. The flame is bright, steady and healthy, giving off a minimum of impurity. s Figures on Immigration. ""THE number of immigrants Into the United States last year is about IC0.000 less than lSS8,wben there were'a little over 600,000. There has been a steady decline since 1832, when the tide reached its hlchest point 720.000. Ger many continues to send the largest number nearly 100.000. England. Scotland. Ireland and Wales combined send about HO.000. Tbo totals for 18S9 will complete tbe record for 70 years. These will show tbat the United States have received from foreign countries, since 1820 an aggregate of about 15,000,000 people, of wbom Great Britain has sent about 8,000,000. Germany about 600,000, Norway and Sweden about 800.000 and France aboat35Q,0CO, Ireland alone has sent nearly 3,509,000. CDEI0DS CONDENSATIONS. "While tearing down Joe Smith's old hotel, the Mansion Honse. at Nauvoo, I1L, workmen found the skeleton of an infant un der the flooring, a silent evidence to soma crime of tbe long ago. Tbe old Mansion House is ona of the few Mormon relics left at Nau voo. John McDermott reports a strange casa or early development in the Eig Spring, Ala., neighoorbood. Mrs. Polly Taylor owns an 8 months' heifer calf which has been suckled bv a smaller calf until it is now giving milk. Tbe children took from It about a pint at one milking. A gambling club was raided by the police of St. Petersburg a few days ago, and all of the inmates were arrested. Tbe players were released with a fine the next day, but the principals were held for trial. Afterward tbey were tried and sentenced to exile in Siberia for five years. m The prolific ewe owned by Millen Me? Dowell, of Jit. Morris township, which in the year 1888 gave birth to tbe perfectly developed double-beaded Iamb which was exhibited alive about the country until its death, died a few days aco in giving birth to a second double headed lamb. 'Old Billy," days the Boston Globe, is now -10 years ofaee, and is the oldest railway horse in the world. For 25 years he worked on a car running from Brookline to Boston, and during this remarkable career never lost a trip fromMckness or inability. He actually trav eled during this period over 125,000 miles. The latest addition to the State Library at Albany, N. Y.. is a collection of woods, which is designed to include every kind of tim ber growing naturally wnhin tne limits of tbe State. Tbe first installment cumprises 43 spe cies. Each specimen is taken from the trunk, 3'i feet long, and shows the bark and grain. It you have ever paid money to tee a gorilla go and demand it back at once, for tho most eminent naturalist in the country says that no gorilla no genuine, straight-edged go rillahas ever been captured by man. and that it he had he would never live to make the jour ney from Africa. Tbey simply have been giving us overgrown monkeys. Temperance advocates will be shocked to bear tho record ot a Russian centenarian, wbo bas just died at Perm at the respectable age of 105. Sinco he was IS years old he hai gone to bed dead drunk every night. He had only been ill once In bis life, when he lell asleep in the street during a tit of Intoxication and his noae aud ears were frozen. D. D. Bowles, a negro, was arrested in Lynchburg for biting his child. Bowles' treat ment of bis child was so cruel that all over its body were scars where he bad stuck his teeth. The child's tongue was also sore on account of its father having almost torn it from tbe roots. When arrested Bowles made a big fight for freedom. He bit tbe officer's wrist, and tbe lat ter had to use bis club freely to defend him self. Eev. Benjamin Moody, of Clay county, is somewhat of a remarkable man. He H now in his 60th year of age, is the father or a largo family of children, has always been an ab stainer from alcohollo arraks. never bad occa sion to pay but one doctor's bill, and but twice In tbe daytime bas he been asleep. Tbe gentle man is in good bealtb. and bids fair to live a number of years to continue his record of use fulness. The census enumerator finds that with about 1,250 people in Guntersville, Gx, as against 60 ten years ago, there are no negroes in tbe beat, no blind, no crntcbes or wooden legs, no paupers and only one person found sick in bed. Another very remarkable showing is the very large population when cunmared with tbe voting strength, it being the rule rather than tbe exception for one voter, tbe father, with a house full of healthy children, none of whom are old enough to vote. It is stated that some of the Rothschild family have purchased, at the high figure of 810,000 francs, or about 33,600 sterling, tbe identical clock manufactured by the royal hands of the ill-fated Louis XVI. in tbe days when he was more actively and congenially employed in bis workshop than in bis council chamber. This curious timepiece for a long time was an historic heirloom in tbe possession of an English family, and it has been bought at St. Petersburg. Miss Amanda Anderson, living in the East Macon district, is 60 years old. but the longest journey she ever took was from the house in which she was born to her present home, a distance of one and a hair miles. Sha has never seen a railroad, or a brick building, and only one painted house. Sha bas never been In a chururi. Tbree years ago sha visited! a neighbor200 yards away.aml then complained that she was so far from horde that sha could not find her way back. A queer pld chap turns up about Union square, New York, these days about 5 o'clock in the morning with a broom and a pan. In saloons in tbo neighborhood he bas tbe privi lege of sweeping. From out his sweepings ha gathers up every cork, looking all the time tor coins. It is said that on the average be makes a fair day's wages from silver thus gathered up, but his sure income is realized from the corks. Such of these as are not broken he whittles down to a size that will fit the small phials used by druggists. He sells these at prices wbich make it profitable to tbe druggists, and the refuse, the shavings and broken bits ba disposes ot to men who pack bottles for trans portation. There are said to he but 135 of the famous goloid dollars in existence. The first one of these ever coined is in tbe possession of Colonel John A. Stephens, of Augnsta. Ga., havingformerly been the property of Alexander H. Stephens, ex-Governor of Georgia and Chairman of the Committee on Weights, Measures and Coins at tbe time these historic pieces were struck. The goloid dollar is about tbe size of a silver half dollar, but hardly as thick and much lighter. It has a bronze color, darker than gold, which is due to tbe copper contained in it composition- On one side are the words: "United States of America. 100 cents;" on tbe rim and in the center thesa words, letters and figures: "Goioid, metric L G.;lbl,S.;L0. C; Grani9 11.25." On tbeothor side are the words: "E Plunbus Unum, 1873." on tbe rim, and in tbe center the head of a female, with tbe word "Liberty" across tba brow. Tbe figures indicate tbo composition, wbich is the invention ot a man named Hubbell. The composite metals in its make-up are worth exactlv $1 in cash. G"loid is a composition of 19 d'iff erent metals, of which but one part is gold, (15.1) sixteen and one-tenth silver and (L9) one and nine-tenths copper. TO DISPELL TnE BLUES. The man who is trying to climb up finds lots or heels above him and lots or fists behind bim.-tcAflon (iMc It is only national history that "repeats itself." Your private history Is repeated by tbe neighbors. Terre Haute Express. Lena I bad a dreadiully dull time with JIr. Blllyman last evening. Emma Did you have to do all the talking? Lena Jo, I had to listen to him. Detroit Frei Press. Stranger (entering) Can I get a bite at this hotel? btranger (departing) I guess you can. I stayed there last night and I got several or them. lonHers Statesman. Henry Yes, I called to see Sickera'a daughter last n Ight, Harry, and I round It hard to tearmykeiraway. Harry She bad such a hold upon you, eh? Henry No. it was the do? I had to tear myself away from Detroit Free Press. "Wife (delighted) What! home through the summer shower? But where did you get that lovely piece or Ice?" Husband (exultlngly) It's a hallstono which Just fell In our front yard, and we can pay off our mortgage with It. Chicago Times. Mrs. Watts Did you enjoy your summer trip very much? Mrs. Potts-Oh. Just moderately. I might have enjoyed 1 1 better If tbe city papers had not corns every day and made me realize that 1 was 150 miles away from a bargain counter. Terre hauls Express. He bad been noticed hanging about the place ror a year or more after the murderer bad been safe away In South America. One day he said to an old resident: Do you know anything about , " hut before going any further he caught blmseir. Then peo ple knew he was a Chicago detective. Health Officer Have you ever been in oculated? Mr. Bremley (rather apologetleally)-Fre times, boss: dat'sall. Health Oacer-What ror? Mr. Bremley Wonst fer stealtn' cblck'ns. wonst fer 'sault n batt'ry.'an' whenljlned d' Masons. Judge, THEN AND NOW. "I'd like to be an angel And with the angels stand, A crown upon my forehead, A harp within my band." I'd like to be a catcher And at tbe home-plate stand, A mask npon my forehead, A glove npon my band. jg