Vc '7sR7t'1 7 " " - . , t i" -j - - ' " " - "5r& ,,, -fc.; . -- "--WWKr., fisLv& 18 ornel world, Detect? ve Fox, but the firey rain that lalls on lirl.ng hearts leaves marks that are not effaced like those yonder." t She pointed to the -ocean, bnt I admired ber cunning wore th an her sentiment. I J was sorry for her, too. It was a sad, pathetic V little face and figure, and looked so very in significant compared with the wide stretch of ocean and the huge bowlders on the shore. Crime may not alwavs.be found oat, bnt no criminal can escape from the Nemesis that be always carries with kirn in his own heart. I think conviction must be a relief to the wretch that has been slouching for months in dirty alleys and by-wars to escape the punishment that he deserves. I am not a sentimental man, bnt the pathetic little lace haunted me for the rest of the journey. , Beaching the apothecary's, I went up to the counter and presented the label, with the words: ,'The"rbottle containing this medicine was broken, and I want It remde up." I did not disturb the druggist in his labors;' but, when he placed a neatly pre pared bottle in my hand, I asked: "Is this medicine dangerous?" "No; you might swallow the contents of that bottle without harm. Its principal in gredient is bromide of potassium. Dr. Brandt knows his business." 'Ton are acquainted with bim?" "Bv reputation and by bis prescrip tions.'" "You baveputup a great many of his?" "A. great many for his patient, Mrs. ' Glave." "They were all as harmless as this?" "Yes, sir; chloral, bromide of potassium, valerian and the usual run of drugs required by a nervous lady." "I have a particular reason for asking, I am Detective Fox." "If you were Christopher ColumboB," be answered, with unseemly levitv, "I could only make the same answer. If you doubt me," his prescriptions are all pasted in the book over there, and you" are welcome to look them up." "Your word is sufficient.". "Thank you for uoihingl" he said, diving with a spatulaSnto a white pot, and chew ing on a nasty looking black stuff with evi dent pleasure But I had satisfied myself on one doubtful point, and I left the drug gist and retraced iny steps. I left the bottle of medicine with the clerk at the hotel, giving bim orders that he should deliver it to MissGrande immediately. I then sought out Policeman Blind, gave him his orders, and sent him over to be hotel. These little points attended to, I felt in the proper con dition to devote a littletime to my friend, the doctor. I found him buried up to his nose in a big folio volume. I sat down on a chnimud faced him. "The bad weather has driven you in?" be asked, glancing over the top of the book. "I never allow the weather or anything else to Interfere with my duty," I answered, agjjressively.almost offensively. I wished to provoke him. "You are, then, a model policemanl" be retorted, in his calmest voice. "I am not satisfied with the condition of Mrs. Glaye, Dr. Brandt." "I am not satisfied with the condition of Mrs. Glaye, Detective Fox, but that won't help matters." "I am so dissatisfied that I have sent to the city for physicians." "You might have asked me first; but I am content just the same." "They will probably be here this even ing." "They will be very welcome this even ing." he said, dryly. "While waiting for them it is my desire that you re.rain from repeating your visits to her." "My good friend, I can only answer In yonu words: I never allow the weather or anything to interfere with my duty. If I am called I will go; unless you sit on my breastbone. I ceased to be a baby one, two, three years ago." "I should think, doctor, that you would eee the wisdom of my request." "I have not the hundred eyes of a fly or the sun-stare of the eagle," he said with a malicious chuckle. "But let us see, my friend, am I to consider mvself under ar rest?" "ISoI" I answered, staggered by the blunt question. "Good. Then if I am called, I will pay a visit to my patient. You are a bold man, my friend," he said, with a frown, "to rub the hair ot a lion the wrong way. But you are 'Lecoq' Fox, and you are cunning, yet ungrateful. When you came and inter rupted me with your gasconnades, 1 was reading this old book to discover some new recipe to tickle your gustatory nerve. They .-are all recipes ot the old monks, my friend, ' and ochl but they knew how to eatl" "iron ere very Kind " "It is my bobby. If 1 were rich, my friend, I would rise above a foolish Hello gabului. He was only stomach; I am stomach dominated by brains. If 1 had dis covered the pate de foie eras, I should have died content. One man nibbles at a Shakes peare or a Goethe, while hundreds gorge on food. Heal lame, my friend, is a question of digestion, and he who invents a new dish will be remembered when your Fichtrs, your Lockes, your Voltaires, your Dantcs are forgotten." "I am not interested in food,"'! answered, angered that he should so underestimate my talents as to Imagine that I could' not read through the mask he whs assuming. "You are overworked," he said, with mock sympathy. "You think too much, my friend." ""Too much for the comfort of certain peo ple." "Do you mean me?" he asked with ag gravating calmness. "My poor friend, did I tear you, and were it worth my while, pufll and you would vanish like a thistle down in a tempest. But you amuse the drowsy lion, and he allows you to touch bis whiskers with the tips of your fingers. But, my friend, bis whiskers are not his teeth) "If I feared you, doctor, I would not will ingly remain in the lion's den. One weaves a hempen rope to catch the Hon," I said, giving bim a thrust for a blow. "Simple little friend, no rope you weave Is strong enough to bold inel" "We shall see after to-night," I retorted, losing my patience. "Let me inform vou that despite the cflorts of ber enemies, Mrs. Glaye has not lost her senses or her memory, and probably by tomorrow with her aid, I may weave a rope (hat will not only bold, but strangle!" In certain matters T confess I am weak, which is another way of saying that I am bumau. In Dr. Brandt I saw the imper sonation of wickedness, brazen impudence defying the majesty of the Jaw, represented by my bumble self. He deserved to be strangled, but I regretted the hasty speech almost as soon as it was uttered, but he was exasperating, leering at me with his fishy eyes from ot of his dull rhinoceros skin. I itched to place the manacles on his wrist, and bad not the man Durand confessed to the crime, I would have done so. You may be sure that I did not intend to eat dinner with bim on that evening; for if be was too cunning to kill me outright, a little dose of opium might have sent me into dreamland juBt at the time when I most needed my wits. A lot of pretty tough work was be fore me, and so I went up to my room and took a doze for a couple of hours while I bad the opportunity. Like Npoleon and other famous men, I had the power or fall ing asleep and waking np at the hour fixed X lay on tne oea an o-cioccand waked un on the stroke ot 3, just as I intended. I bid given Policeman Blind the older that be was not to admit the doctor into Mrs. Glave's room until be heard lrom me again, even If he bad to nse force in doing so, and so I was easy on that score. At 3 o'clock a train was due from the city; a few minutes after 3 found me at the sta tion, but nobody in whom I was interested was there. Another train was due at 5 o'clocx, and at the hour I again danced at tendance on it, and was again disappointed. I then remembered that a boat touched at the whan somewhere around 6 o'clock, and for the convenience of the sick man this had doubtless been the route taken, but it whs a day of disappointments, for on going to the wharf I discovered that the boats bad stopped running for the season. Consulting the time table, I found that the next and last train was dne at Eglantine Hill at 7:1B o'clock. Now I say here with all solemnity, that I sincerely believe that if the superin tendent bad 'paid proper attention to my orders, the tragedy to be unfolded in the following pages would not have happened. The grinning Grope nlone appeared, with the information that the prisoner would be sent to-morrow. To-morrowl Why had I not been in formed earlier in the day? WhyP If I cursed and ground my teeth, foamed and raved, I had cause to do so. I dashed the astonished Groupeout of my way and strode toward the hotel to keep my appointment with Mrs. Glaye. I arrived at the hotel at 8 o'clock. Policeman Blind had nothing to report except that Dr. Brandt had called to see Mrs. Glaye, and had been refused en trance into ber room. Praising him for obeying orders, I entered the hotel and sent for Miss Bertha. She received me In the parlor, and had not much to report. Her mother had been unusually quiet, and had been busy writing most all day. She had accepted Bertha's intrusions into the room withont protest; in fact, acted as if she were unconscious of them. At certain hours she had called for Miss lone Grande, and re ceived her medicine and food from ber hands. Bertha had expressed the desire to perform these duties, but bad been coldly waved aside. Becriving her last dose of medicine at 5 o'clock, Mrs. Glaye bad dismissed her attendant and ber daughter with the order that she was not to be disturbed uutil "Mr. Durand's friend called by appointment." These were her words, and she added that sbehadalong manuscript to write which would occupy all her thoughts. At 6:45 she had again sum moned Miss Grande, who remained some tea minutes in her room and then retired. Since that; time Mrs. Glare's privacy had not been invaded. This nil looked very promising, and feel ing elated at the prospects of near success, won in spite of superintendents, I left Mrs. Glaye with words of cheer, walked along the long deserted passageway and tapped on the invalid's door. In my impatience, without waiting fora permission, I turned the handle and entered the room, and for a moment my heart stopped beating, and my blood was was frozen into ice. Seated near the little round table, staring in my direction, was Mrs. Glaye, with glassy eyes and a hideous smile distorting her lips." Writing paper, pens and ink were on the table; bnt she was not writing, and she would never write again. ShewasdeadI There was a horrible fascination in the cold, staring eyes that kept me motionless for a spell; but with an effort I threw aside my fear and became the stern, unmoved ser vant of the outraged law. I approached the thing on the chair and touched its band. Dead and rigid already. I glanced down on the table. There was an abundance of blank paper, but not a single line, not a single word of writing. And it had been alive at 6 o'clock! Let my enemies answer for it! There was no wound or bruiseon the body, not an evidence of the means by which she had been killed, save a little crumpled up white paper, with the folds still in it, in size, shape and appearance suggesting a paper that had contained a ponder. The paper was behind the coal scnttle, 8 feet 3 inches distant from the dead body. Was it a case of heart disease? I had the doctor's own statement that he had examined the woman and found every organ in ber body healthy. I quietly summoned Policeman Blind, left bim to guard the room, and then went in search of Miss Bertha, to break the sad news to her. She was stunned, or rather shattered, by the announcement; but, brave little woman that she is, she did not scream or faint Her first panting, horrified words were: "He has the money now!" I gave such comfort as was in my power, and especially impressed on her the caution that she should carefully suppress her emo tion, and, for the present, allow no one to suspect the second tragedy that had cast its stain over this out oi the way Utile village. I knew that tears would do her good, and so I made no objection when she wished to en ter the fatal room. I led her to it, gave fresh cautions to Policeman BlinJ, and then pre pared myself for surprising the little wretch lone Grande. I knew the number of ber room on the floor above, but, beiore going to it, I went in search of Grope, whom I tound outside the hotel, not yet recovered from his surprise. I gave him his orders, and then ascended the stairs and cave a loud tap on Miss Grande's door. After a short interval she opened it. She had hastily donned a robe, and had fastened her loosened hair in an extempore knot over the top of her hair. She had evidently been indulging in the mysteries of the toilet when I bad uncere moniously dUturbed her. and her embar rassment was marked and very significant. Her eyes were swollen as it from recent tears, and I almost persuaded myself that I hoard the ranid beating ot her startled. guilty heart. It was also significant that she did not resent my Intrusion, nor in fact utter a single word. With parted lips and labored breathing she stood silently staring at me, dszed conmsion entrapped. "You do not ask me why I have come, Mis Grande." I said crnvely, pitying the wretch even while I loathed her. "I waited lor Information from you." To conceal the tremor of her voice she spoke almost in a whisper. "You cannot guess?" "I will not try." "Will vnu please inform me when you last saw Mrs. 'Glaye?" "Sonic time In the neighborhood of 6 o'clock, as near as I can iudge." "She summoned yon?" "She called be to assist her In changing her dress." ... "What was she doing when yon entered the room?" "Lying on the lounge weeping," said the unblushing little liar. "She was in her usual health?" "Why do you ask?" Bhe demanded with dilated eyes. "Was she in her usual health?" "I saw no difference." "And yet at this moment she is lying dead in the room below." In trying to avoid the snare of playing the hysterical as a less accomplished wretch would have done, she leaned to the other ex treme, and betrayed herself by her lorced stoicism. "She is happy!" was the bard hearted answer. "Do vou wish to say anything on the sub ject, Miss Graude? Speak or be silent, it is even the criminal's right." "I have nothing to say." "Do you deny having taken the manu script from the table of Mrs. Glave's room?" "I have seen or touched none." "Yon will please remain in your room, Miss Grande, for the present. If you at tempt to leave it, vou will fall into the arms of one of my assistants." 'You suspect me?" For the first time there was terror in the staring eyes. "I arrest you as a thief and as the mur deress of Mrs. Glaye!" She still clung .to the remnants of her stoicism. "I cannot resist you," she said, with a forced calmness, keeping back her tears with an effort. "I only beg that you will inform Dr. Brandt of the fact at your earliest possible moment." "You wish to say anything concerning him? Hemember, by exposing the guilty, you will shield yourself." She was still true to this monster, and said coldly: "I have nothing to say." , "Bemain silent if yon think it best; but if you bad a friend, and were be wise, be would tell you to confess all." "I have no friend, audi have nothing to say!" "For the present, then, I will leave you to your conscience. Policeman Grope," I said, turning to that functionary as he stood outside the door, "do not allow this woman to leave your sight." With the words I left the room and de scended the stairs. I bad caught the mur derers of this new victim, and now 1 had the opportunity of testing my rope on the neck of her instigator, and I set about the work with a grim, malicious and long sup pressed, pleasure. I had not dined with the doctor on that evening, and when I dropped in on bim it was the first time I had seen him since the morning. As I am a sinner, be was still sitting at the dinner table gorged and sleepy, but nibbling at a cracker and sip ping at a glass of wine, as if he bad not filled himself up to the throat two hours and Wore ago. lit3HlViiii . i i ....... ,2 idJAHkU ,.i, :.,,. -., ...,. ftjrsruBfe-jffl-.-jt. .. - ... ..' . . .. -i, . .- j, .j&?jx THE At my noisy, unceremonious entrance he condescended to rouse himself a little from bis apoplectic doze and stared at me with a leer which he no doubt regarded as that of humor. "Lucullus dined with Lucullus, my friend; but you missed a glorious rev elation of the possibilities lying latent in a pot of quail. If you are hungry, blame yourself; if you see anything still remain ing on the table that jou like, make your self at borne." "I have not the appetite for food just now," I said, stirred into anger at his air of comfort and content, the result of a crime through which he inherited, but would not enjoy, a fortune. "I have nottirne. I simply dropped in to congratulate you on your inheritance." There was no sleepiness in the bright, watchful eyes that were now directed toward me. "Is it within Lecoq's policy to speak plain?" "You know why I am here; but to com plete the farce, let me tell you that Mrs. Mrs. Glaye has been murdered, and that you are the heir of a great fortune!" He was the greater scoundrel, and so he nloved hi nart with far. frreater perfection. His surprise was so well acted as to be worthy of the genuine article. "It is a sweet revenge!" he said, speaking to himself and not to me. "He rose, paced once or twice up and down the room, and when be returned to his chair there was not a trace of excitement in his face or manner. This is the advantage of being a philos opher," he said, with a sigh or resignation, lighting a cigar and cuffing enjoyingly at it. "The news would have driven a nervous 'Lecoq' Fox out of his wits; a Karl Brandt sits placidly in his arm chair, unmoved as destiny, undisturbed as a granite mountain, placid as an inland lake!" "The game is ended, Dr. Brandt; 'your cunning will not help you any longer. I am not deceived by your acting, as you will discover." He waved aside his cigar smoke that he might the better see me, then said, in a soft, undisturbed voice that was horrifying under the circumstances: "Ah, my friend, acting is nature, and nature is acting. Monkeys and Lecoqs alone reveal their feelings in their faces: civilized human beings smile placidly in the world and keep their heart 1 griefs to themselves. You are cleverest when you act naturally; be natural, a natural fool, and tell me what yon are driving at" "At arresting vou as a murderer or as an accessory to a murder," I said sternly. "Lecoq Fox again," he said, with unruf fled composure; "Lecoq Fox and another blunder. "It is useless attempting further prevari cation, Dr. Brandt," I said, inventing an other fiction under the spur of the moment, "your accomplice has been arrested." "You have laid your vile hands on the good little lone?" he asked, roused into wrathful activity. "Yes, and she has confessed all, and claimed vou as her accomplice." "You lie," he exclaimed contemptuously. "Were I all yon imagine I ant, I would still say you lie. The little lone Is not of the fiber of which traitors are made, and it is my very urgent request that you immedi ately set her free." "Yon are amusing now, Dr. Brandt; and to-morrow you will have the pleasure of see ing the 'little lone,' as you call her, trotted off to jail preparatory to lauding on the gal lows." "My friend," be growled, in a low, re verberating voice, and with knitted brows and strangely flashing eyes, that seemed to pierce me through and tbrongh. "My friend, were the little lone guilty, I would set ber free in spite of youl Dr. Brandt does not desert bis friends, and Dr. Brandt would sacrifice a score of pudding-headed Lecoqs to bring them comfort A puff and vour useless mole's life would be wiped out Be careful, then. If you barm a hair of the little maiden's head, you will regret itl" For the moment I was dominated by the strangely flashing eyes, in spite ot myself; but I managed to say boldly: "To-morrow she goes to jail, and you go with her, my good host" "Little worm that I have amused myself withl little fly that I have caught on fly paper; whatever evil has happened is due to your idiocy! Had I been allowed to see Mrs. Glaye, she would be alive at this mo ment; brass buttons ornamenting a fool! You prevented it, and she is dead. For the little Ione's sake I will try and strike a few ideas into your empty skull. Set yourself and your idiots to work to discover the will of the dead woman." "I shall do my duty, and thoroughly ex amine her room, but I shall hold on to 'lit tle lone' notwithstanding that she is your iriend, and requested me to inform you of ber troubles." "Brave little girl," he said with an ap proved nod o. the head, "she trusts the old Dr. Brandt yet; the old doctor that assisted in bringing her into the world 18 years ago In far off Germany." He paused lor amomenaod thought fully watched bis cigar smote, while his la.ee twitched nervously, then he looked toward me, cold, impassive, almost defiant "Detective Fox, il asses did not make up tho majority oi the world's inhabitants, the augels would have dungcrous rivals. You place me under arrest. Good, I submit to it, knowing at the same time thut, if I wished to be free a score of Lecoqs huve not wit enough or strength enough to hold me. You think I am benefited by the death of Mrs. Glaye " "1 know it!" I'interrupted. "Ass disgracing human form, cease bray ing and listen. Take this little crumb of comfort; the death of that woman brings me more disappointment than 20 years In juil could do! Search for her will and her re venge and open your eyes. In the mean time take me to the little lone." It wan my duty to return to the hotel, and as I was not fool enough to leave the cun ning doctor from my sight I was compelled to take him with me; but this necessity I concealed under the plea of good nature. "I will not be hard on you, Dr. Brandt; you shall see your accomplice; but little good it will do yon. The warnings you aro itching to give her you will be compelled to give inhe presence of one of my officers. The day for golden rod and asters has gone by!" "Always idiotic! And a fine game of chess spoiled through your stupidity. My friend, do not recall to me mv loss or the little mulden's sufferings, or Eglantine Hill may rejoico in a third tragedy that will never be found out!" "You are amusing, doctorl" "Laugh, then, and thank Heaven that you are still alive to enjoy the luxury. You are standing, my Iriend, near a very power ful electric battery; one ton oh of this wire and Lecoq Fox's name is wiped off of life's slfttel" Instinctively I leaped away from the dangerous neighborhood accompanied by the doctor's harsh laugh. "Ignoramus, who bus not even wit enough to take care of his own safety, I am going to my room to put on my overcoat Follow me or 1 may escape!" To be Concluded Next Week.' i GOOD CLOTHES CHEAP. The LI I tie Scheme a Wcll-Drened Pitta. burger Worki Several Time n Year. "I got this summer suit," said a well dressed Pittsburger who is familiar to Filth avenue habitues, "just as many a young whose friends think he pays $30 or $60 for his clothes gets his. I didn't go to a fash ionable tailor, although they are cut by a fashionable tailor. You see this city is full of journeymen tailors who work by the piece. If you know a journeyman he will tell you where to find the other journey men. Then you go somewhere and buy the .cloth for your suit "Having got it, you take the coat and vest to one cutter ana the trousers to another, pay them for cutting the garments and then take the whole lot to another journeyman who does the sewing and fitting. It is a little trouble.but the saving is worth it You can get in this way, if you are tasteful in choosing your cloth, a suit for $25 that no good tailor would make for $50, or could afford to make for lets than ?i0. But you must pay cash always. There is no credit about this kund ot buying." PITTSBUBQ- DISPATCH, TOMMY KEPT HIS PUP. Forced to Work a Hydrophobia Scare to Save His Property. A VERY PECULIAR MAD DOG BITE. The Disciple of Pasteur Enlightened as to Kew Jersey Canines. 8EYEEAL DATS OP EASE ANXIETY 1WBITTEI POB Tin DISPATCH. I was bitten in New Jersey. This is noth ing unusnal in the summer, of course; but I am not talking about mosquitoes. My im pressions of hydrophobia form the subject of this merry tale. My wife said it was "a judgment on me." I have noticed that when a thing thnt is particularly unpleasant and notably un worthy to be associated with Providence happens to a fellow, his wife always says it is a judgment My wife has some distant relatives living in New Jersey. I could stand it If they were even more distant than that She went out there the other day and fell in love with a little yellow pup. Her cousin, a maiden who had seen some 27 or 28 peach crops (all of which were failures in their incipiency according to the daily Bitten by a Mad Dog. papers), agreed in a burst of generosity to give Maude the pup. The animal was the property of Maude's cousin's small brother and a great nuisance around the house. Maude couldn't bring It back with her, so she sent me out the next day to get it AN ATTACK IN ME DARKNESS. The family were so delighted to get rid of the yellow pup that they invited me to din ner. After tho repast I sat on the piazza with Maude's cousin. My conversation was notably destitute of those gentle touches of sentiment and poetry which usually distin guished it, because I was busy devising a plan by which I could lose the yellow pup on the way home in such a way as to escape Maude's censure. At that moment I felt a sensation in my left leg which, had such a thing been possi ble, would have led me to believe that I had been run over by a mowing machine. At that time there was a loud and frantic bark and a scurrying of feet by the side of the piazza. As soon as I had howled in a man ner to fit my sensations I looked over the edge of the piazza, but could see no sign of any animal. "What's the matter?" asked Maude's causin. "I've been bitten," I yelled. "Oh, you mustn't mind the mosquitoes," she said. "Mosquitoes!" I exclaimed. "Are there any stray jaguars, or lions, or rhinoceroses among the domestic animals on this farm? Because I've just lost the amount of a square meal for some beast of that size." COMFORTING INFORMATION. Just then there came a voice out of the darkness which said: "What's the matter, mister?" It was the young brother called Tommy, and he appeared to be laboring under great excitement. When I told him of my mis fortune he said, solemnly: ''You're a goner. I know'd it Jim (name of the yellow pup) has been an' bit ye, an' he's stark, starln' mad. You've got hydrophobia sure." This was encouraging. ''Tom, what do you mean?" asked bis sister. "I see that dog actin' queer these las' three days," said Tom. "He wouldn't drink no water and he had a bad look in his eye. To-night, 'bout half an hour ago, ho began to tear around out behind the barn. I thought that mebbe he was thirsty, an' so I got him a pail o' water. Then ho dim the peach tree an' sat on a high limb growliu' an glarln' at me. He wouldn't come down till I took the water away, an', when he did, be frothed at the mouth something dreadful, Then bo sat down an' appenrcd to be think in', an' by an' by he set ofT 'round the cpr ner o' tho house as if he'd made up his mind what he ought to do. I lollcred. but he run faiter'n me; and all of a sudden I heard a bark uu' then a yell. After that Jim went tearin' by me down inter the pns tur' an' disappeared in the woods. He was ravin' mad, an' be won't never come back. I won't see bim no more" and Tommy pro ceeded to weep copiously. EEADTFOni HE HYDKOrnODIA HOSPITAL I did not waste any time mourning for Jim. My own mourning was all that I could attend to. "Tommy," said I, "Isn't there some mis take about this thing. , Are you sure that dog was mad?" "Sure oln't no word for it," said Tommy. "I seen him when he wouldn't run through Th'y Raise Queer Dogs in Jersey. the fi'ld where the pond is, but turned to one side and dim' the fence into tho pastur'. It's twict as high as I be, ain't it, sis?" I grew so cold with horror that the mos quitoes wouldn't light on me. I am a good man, and sure o' my reward hereafter; but some less deserving person can "have it if hydrophobia is the only way out of this vale oftJars. "I must be getting back to town," said L "There is a cot in the hydrophobia hospital waiting for me." I took the next train. The two men in the seat in front of me were talking about hydrophobia. I changed my seat Some body bad left a newspaper in the seat to which I moved. I picked it up and the first headline my eyes rested on was: "McGin nis' Fatal Bark." I learned Jrom the ar ticle that'McGinnis was the latest victim of hydrophobia. Then I threw the paper out of the window; but it was no use. All the awful stories I had ever read came to my mind. FIT FOE AN INSANE ASYLUM. By the time I reached New York it was an even bet whether. the Pasteur Institute or the Bloomingdale Insane Asylum would get me first When I entered our peaceful home Maude reproached me for failing to bring back the yellow pup, but I let ber reproach. It was a pleasure. I never knew before how nice it is to have a comfortable borne and somebody in it who can intimate very plain ly that you are a donkey, and still do it in a way that beats the unresponsive silence of M.fgv SUNDAY, ' JULY 13. bachelor hall a hundred to one. It seemed so foolish to leave all that luxury and go He in a hospital and bark. I wouldn t .tell her about myprospectivedeparture for a brighter spheie. I couldn't bear to cause her1 pain. I wanted to see her perfectly happy, as she always is when my sins are under consider ation. . . Bv and by she forgave me for not bring ing the yellow pup home, and then she was so sweet and pretty I don't think I ever glia k.rnn hnar snnernatnrallv pretty Maude is that I couldn't endure thel thought of leaving her. Xiite was worm an effort, so I made an excuse; sneaked out of the house and rang the night bell of the hydrophobia hospital. NEVER SAW A BITE LIKE THAT. Although it was then nearly midnight, the disciple of Pasteur consented to see the calf of my left leg. He examined the wound with professional curiosity. "I understand that you did not see the dog when he inflicted this injury," said "No," I replied, "but I knew he was there." "I never knew a dog to make a wound of this nature," said he. "They have queer dogs in Jersey," said I. 'Bemarkable," he exclaimed. "I am lately from France, and have never visited that country. However, as the dog escaped and we cannot positively prove that he was mad, I will simply dress the wound and we wait for symptoms." Oh, what a nice time I had waiting for them. I spent the next few days trying to convince myself that 1 had no aversion for water. Eve'rytirae I took a drink I ex pected to go into convulsions. Everv man I met told hydrophobia stories. Every paper I read was mil of them. By the end of the week I had come to regard my doom as a sure thing. I yearned 'for sympathy, and at length I was driven to confess to Maude. GOT SYMPATHY .AFTER A LECTURE. Then it was that she told me that this was a judgment. I should not have been sitting in the scntimeutal moonlight talking soli nonsense to her cousin. She scolded me that way till she finally grew to believe. that I really was doomed, and then she got fright ened and was as sympathetic as I could de sire. The hydrophobia doctor, whom I saw dally, still relusedto treat me until he had some proof that Jim was really mad, so I went out to New Jersey again to get more evidence. Naturally, I hunted for Tommy first Alter some difficulty I traced him to the barn chamber, and there to my unspeak able amazement I found Jim, fat, sleek and comfortable, with no sign of hydrophobia about him. "Tom," said I, "what does this mean?" The young villain was a little rattled, but he managed to stammer: "He came back, and I'm a tryin' to cure him." "Well, his day has come," I replied. Extracting a Confession. "I'm going to take him to town and have him dissected to see if there is any hydro phobia concealed about him." Tom turned pale. EXTRACTING A CONFESSION. "Don't do that, mister," said he, "an' I'll tell yer tho hull truth. I will, by jinks. He didn't bite yer. It was" He paused, but I followed his eye, and saw a big pair of blacKSiuith's pinchers half buried under some hay. A great and joyous suspicion came over me. I grabbed the pincers and made a leap for Tommy. He fell on his knees. I opened the pincers wide, and with their assistanco I extraoted a full confession. He had determined to prevent my taking the yellow pup to town, nnd to accomplish his end he had concocted tho hydrophobia soheme. He had stolen the big pincers from a blacksmith's shop, nnd while I had been sitting calmly in the moonlight he had crept up In the snudow of tho piazza and inflicted the fatal bite. He had kept Jim in hiding ever since. I pinched him three times very gcntlv, and then told him that it he would keep Jim out of the way of my wile, nnd say nothing about the affair to anybody, I would bestow upon bim my full and free forglvcuess. Howard Fieldino. LUXUEIES OK THE BAIL. A Point England Gnlne on America la tho Dinner of Rallvrnr Travel. Illustrated American. The Licstcr system of serving meals on English railroads would he a delightful plan to adopt here for tho benefit of women travding without escorts. Most Americans who make the trip from Li vei pool to Lon don on the Midland Bailway have been filled with pleased surprise to have the rosy guard hand them in a basket of steaming lunch at 1 o'clock. Seated comfortably in the coach, the train rushing along past flowery meadows, crystal brooks and pic turesque hamlets, one investigates the ham per in leisurely comfort Behold, inside u napkin, plate, knife, fork, glass and spoons are discovered, all spotlessly clean and of good quality. Then with growing appetite one finds the half of a hot, tender chicken nestling beside two sunny rolls, with ham, butter crackers.spin neb, a rich salad, a tart and a bottle of good wine. There is not the slightest hurry; one eats at one's convenience, complimenting English cookery and landscape in a breath. When lunch is over the paraphernalia and fragments are replaced, and at the next sta tion the guard relieves one of. the basket and receives the 3 shillings (75 cents) charged for this luxurious repast THE MEXICAN SIIVEE D0ILAB. Effect of the Colnnso 1'nlk In Congress on ImVnlue In Gold. New Yort World. 1 "If there was a difference of 25 or 30 cents between the purchasing power in this city of a silver dollar and a greenback dollar, practically our only dollars," said "Onyx" Cooper, the Mexican gentleman with the curious hat yesterday at the Fifth Avenue. "We could better understand how Mexicans feel about the policy of Congress on the sil ver question. "Six months ago in Mexico a gold dollar would buy as much as $1 38 in Mexican silver. Since the passage of a bill coining $4,500,000 a month in silver here became a reasonuble certainty the purchasing power of the gold dollar has declined so that it is worth only $1 13 in Mexican silver. If the silver bill becomes a law I look to see a dif lerence of only 5 per cent between gold and silver in Mexico. That country does not export much silver to this couutry,however. We produce our own silver." Onr BJnrj's Quiet Morrlagr. Boston Herald. The reason why the marriage of Mary Anderson and Mr. Navarro was not the publio oeremony the people expected has now been divulged. It appears the bfcide is two inches taller than her bnsbaud, add she dreaded the invidious comment thiadis parity wonld arouse were they to walk dlwn the church aisle together. 1890. WOMEN AND CHARITY. The Exclusive Control of State and County Institutions ' BY MEN ISN'T VERY GOOD POLICY. They Can't See as Far Into Household Needs as Their Sisters. PRIVATE CIIAE1TIES WELL MAHAGED WJUXHsr Ton tub dispatch. The amount of work that is being done for charity in this city by women is some thing amazing. In older times the women thus employed would have been engaged in handling the spindle and the distaff, and making homespun for the household. The continual attending of meetings, the fre quent discussions as to ways and means, the eternal begging of contributions, the inces sant demands for all sorts of charitable en terprises, tho wear and tear of brains to devise new plans and taking ways forgetting the dollars out of pockets for charitable purposes as exhibited in these days, would have shocked the ancient dames out of their seven senses. The whole duty of women in their time was to marry a man, keep a bouse, raise a family, do all the housework and sewing, go to church and read a chapter in a good book on Sunday, be obedient and subserv ient unto the brethren at all times, and stay at home unto the end of their days. On op portunity they gossiped in a mild way, it is true, but to be a professional gad-about even in the line of doing good was some thing unheard of something that "would have raised a howl louder and more pro found than that which is now so lavishly indulged in by some of the beloved brethren nnd othrs to scare women back from the bulwarks of the law. the pale of the Dnlnlt. -or from poaching on the maLors hitherto neia in possession and duly posted as sacred to men alone. TLENTT TO DO NOWADAYS. In that elder day so frequently recalled with regret by those who are not able to follow tbe band or keep up with the proces sionwhen women had "raised" their own children to man's and woman's estate, there was little left lor them save to sink Into grandmotherly obscurity, and sit in the chimney corner and knit stockings for their grandchildren, or sew carpet rags or piece quilts. But nowadays how changed are the old girls! Full of business; brain, heart and mind engrossed in charitable work of all sort-, as King's Daughters, W. C. T. TJ., as managers of hospitals, homes for the aged, the friendless, the newsboys, the working girls, tho orphans; as managers of humane societies, missionary societies, Indian mis sions and all manner of associations for killing time in the pursuit of benevo lence, these women have a profession which gives them an object in life, that tends to the promotion of happiness for both them selves and others. It is true that at the summer hotels there is always to be found a crowd who do what they call "fancy work," while they sit upon tbe porches and talk about the neighbors, and "the arrivals," and the flirtatious, and the antecedents of everybody, and exhibit family skeletons; but such work is often times done for the cause of benevolence, or for bestowal upon a friend, or as a tribute to the old superstition that a woman should never sit and talk, even on a holiday, with idle hands. When men go off on a vacation they never carry with them a bag of work; nor do they feel called npon to fill in the fleeting minutes with embroidering doylies, and drawing threads, or working with rope silks. They can do their full share of gossiping, however, even though they may not wear a thimble, or wrinkle their fore beads over an intricate design in stitching. HOW 5IEJT AEE CHAHITABLE. The public poorhouses, or paupers' homes, established by law, show how men in power work the scheme of charity and pnilan thropy. They collect the taxes, uhether people are willing to pay them or not; they build a grand institution, and furnish the paupers with better quarters, better living and more loafing than ever falls to the lot of the hard-working, provident poor. They make the workhouse for offenders against the law so luxurious that the tramps are eager to find warmth and comfort within its walls, while the worthy poor go cold and hungry. Men are sent to the com ortnble workhouse for minor offences, while their wives and children are left without a sup port during their term. Something is radically wrong with a law so constructed that a min whoso labor is the only support of his family is transferred to tho workhouse, whero he has com ortable quarters, good living, enough labor to muko him sleen soundly, with regular hours. country air and cleanliness, which Insure good physical conditions, while those de pendent upon him live In "tho slums" and upon tho charity of the benevolent. Ii such a state of affairs were not supplemented the benevolent enterprises of charitable women the condition of things would be even more shocking and disgraceful than as now presented. , WHEKE WOMEN COULD BE USErUL. Men on tho charity, workhouse and prisou boards do not want women "nebbin around," as they say. Women are so small in their notions, and so difficult to manage, in the opinion of the brethren, that they cannot be bothered with them as trustees or managers of St tte charities. But the strict attention to details, tho ability to see behind the scenes, and the housekeeping experience of women would bo of invaluable service In just such positions as they are in private charitable organizations. Men nre very easily hoodwinked in such matters. It i out of their line, and they trust only to surface indications; but a woman with com mon sense would gain a world of informa tion from the veriest trifles thato man would never see. Sincewomen manage benevolent associations with such skill, economy, and success, it is hard to see a good reason for excluding them from the boards of manage ment of Dixmont, of tbe Poor Farm, or the workhouse. The oldest charitable association in the two cities was organized by benevolent women in 1833, and has been success ully conducted ever since that time. The Sisters of Mercy conduct orphan asylums, day schools, hospitals, and other beneficent in stitutions, thus proving executive ability and skill in management in addition to the kindness and sympathy so necessary for the best results of charitable work. The Church Home is a credit and an honor to tbe women of the Episcopal Church. The Widows and Orphans' Home in Allegheny lurnisiies prool of the careful management, the gen erous devotion of the1 women or the United Presbyterian churches. The Colored Or phan Asylum speaks eloquently of the work of women in Allegheny, as does also the Home of tbe Friendless, the Woman's Christian Home and other well-managed in stitutions. ANOTHEE NOBLE CHARITY. The Society for the Improvement of the Poor is a noble charity that is conducted systematically lor the relief of the worthy poor. It provides a temporary home for the friendless and a day nursery for children whose, mothers have to do days' work for daily bread. It has a diet dispensary where food for tbe sick is prepared. Its Board of Maniigers conduct -a country home at Oak uiont, where rest and recreation are pro vided for weary women and sick babies and for children to secure a little of fresh air and country fare. The means for carrying on this work are secured by voluntary contributions. Women are called the "impecunious class," and it is likely owing to this tact that they have to be so close in manage ment, and are so practiced in tbe prob lem of making both ends meet that they contrive to do so much with so little. I heard the story of a man, the other day, who was determined to do the "lair, square thing" by his wife. He receives a liberal alary, and after deducting all expenses J - . . U&Sr K TVK?tS - . i - It,. .-, J. T-HL.. - -w... . Jfc. - . ?h every month, he divides the balance equally betweea himself and his wiie, and never bothers his head as to what she does with it. On comparing notes., as it happened, he found that while his share had been frittered away year after year, with nothing to show for 'it, hers had been mostly saved and finally invested in real estate that was pay ing good interest His astonishment was great, and he determined that he would turn over a new leaf and become equally economical and thrifty, and in time a capi talist HONEST WOMEN AT THE HELM. A women manage their own affairs, so they apply their wisdom and experience to charitable enterprises. Nothing is wasted. Occasionally foolish women, for the sake of fashion or some little social prestige, take up some work of philanthropy, but they they usually tire of if and only ''spread themselves" on great occasions. It is only the honest, earnest women whose hearts and minds are in the cause that really "stick" and do the work. All they need is the cash to keep them going, or, in other words, the sinews of war to fight the battle "with pov erty and sin. The worst feature of the volunteer benevo lent enterprises, so ably conducted, is the "begging for contributions." The members feel the work mast go on. It is a shame that things should be as they are, but the best must be made of it In some cases zeal outruns discretion, and by many the end seems to justify the means. Men are be sieged for donations, and through terror of social boycott give oftentimes unwillingly. Begging for charity sometimes becomes blackmailing, but since men monopolize all political power, since they give assent to and pay taxes lor the inadequate and pauper promoting system now iu vogue, they have hardly much right to complain. What they should do for their own benefit, and the best interests of the poor, is to have a Poor Board composed of both men ai d women who will give time and thought to the work from sympathy rather than self interest COMPARISON WOULD BE WHOLESOME. It would be a matter of moment to many if tbe workings and management of some of the benevolent institutions conducted solely by women could be compared with the poorhouses and orphans' homes that are controlled by political influence, with State appropriations and local taxes. But pending all the problems of reform, and tbe discussion concerning women on the school boards and State charities, tbe question at present of Importance is the providing of funds lor fresh air excursions. Anybody going away for the summer would feel an Immense deal happier if they had furnished the means for a summer outing lor some little prisoner of poverty. Five dollars will provide for two weeks at the Oakmont Home of some poor child, or invalid, or tired mother, to whom, save for such benevolence, all help would be denied. Think of it, everybody! Sweeten and brighten your own vacation by tbe knowl edge that you have given perhaps health, and strength, and life to some suffering soul whose need is greater than your own. Love thy neighbor as thyself. How many think of this as they pack their trunks for the seaside, the mountains, the rural sweetness and repose of the out-and-out couutry? Bessie Bramble. CASHIHG rOEGEB CHECKS. A Sharp Fractlce Hint Hat Become Terr Cnmmon In Gnj Gotham. New York World. Tbe most carious criminal trade in this country is that of certain money lenders who advance cash at usurious rates of discount on paper which they know to be lorged. There are several ot these miscreants among the habitues ot Delmonico's, where they are as well known as their victims themselves. They rely for security on the fact that his family will take the forged paper up rather than allow the young scapegrace to be crim inally exposed and punished. One of the most notorious is now threat ened with the loss of part ot bis plunder at least His victim in this case was tbe son of a retired merchaut of large means and un blemished social record. He secured from the usurer an advance of nearly $10,000 on three checks apparently drawn by the father of the negotiator to his son's order The forgery was, I am told, so flagrant that it might have been detected by a child. The money was paid on tbe checks, less a sav age rate of interest, and was lost iu a couple of days at the racetrack. Then the young scamp became alarmed and made a clean breast of it to bis father. The latter promptly shipped hlra out of the country to either A rica or South America exactly where, however, is not currently known. Then the family lawyer was called In and tbe usurer was summoned. He boldly de manded payment of the checks In full, un der threat of sending them in to the bank and so bringing the forgeries to light and leuuring the indictment of the lorger. He was notified to go ahead, with the assur ance that he would also be arrested lor en tering into a criminal conspiracy. Then he proved more amenable to a compromise, and it is bollcved that he will be paid tho actual amount ol cash he disbursed, about COpercentof tho alleged face value of tho checks, tor their surreudcr. BPEIOHTLY MABIOff MANOLaT She Goen to Haratoin for n Cottage In a Dny and Mings nt Night. New York World. Among the cottagers at Saratoga this year will be Marlon Manola, who is at present singing, not in a cottage, but in "Castles in tho Air." Two or three days after Manola was photographed in tlgbts she took an early train to Saratoga, reached there early in the afternoon, saw tbe cottage she wanted, hired it and went buck to New l'ork, arriv ing in time for the evening performance. She bad traveled 354 miles. This Idea of traveling nil day and per forming in tbe evening seems to bo a popu lar one in this opera company. Hopper himself went down to Philadelphia the other day. played ball for two or three hours, and came back and did his part as vigorously as though the handling o, the bat and ball was a matter of no consequence to his muscle. MODEST SAHDWICH VENDEES. The Experience of a Foker Fartr at Nevr York' Favorite Beitaurant. Brooklyn Kagle. A lot ot men were playing poker at Del monico's the other night Tbe party got a little hungry and ordered some sandwiches. They came a small, but appetizing plate; also the bill, $14. Shortly afterward a quiet geutleman asked tbe waiter to pass him another sandwich. "All gone, sir," was tbe reply. The quiet gentleman beckoned to the waiter and said in a confidential way: "All gone?" "Yes, sir." "Go down stairs and order some more." "How many, sir?" "Well," said the gentleman, thoughtfully glancing at the bill and the emDty plate. "As I'm hungry, I should say about $2,000 worth." All Depends on Ibe Amount. Miss Swymm I shall not associate with that Miss Teller any more. They say ber father was a thief. "Yes, be stole a.million from tbe Security Bank." . A "Mercy ! How people will lie I And to think that I was going to cut her." Latest Nlckcl-in-thr-Slot Device. Ibe latest nickel-iu-the-slot device is credited to Paris, and is the theatropbone. You drop half a trano into the slot, and are enabled to listen by telephone to the per formance at tbe ITouveantes for fiye minutes. Just Like Many Men. De Few Why is it that the owl is con sidered sur.h a wise bird ? La Conic Because he baa bis fan at WE"-- $74; s t i 1120 Chloroform. .. .- 5l .x i , i i - . - A THE FIRESIDE SPHINX A Collection of Euipiatical Its for Home CracMi, Address communications for tnts department to E. R.'CHASBOTTB3r. LewUton, Maine. 1121 AN ILL-USED INDIVIDUAL. f 1 iS3W kk IAC D. U.B. 1122. NUMERICAL ENIGMA. f l2-3-l5. Alight with intermittent dance. Or else a glimpse, or else a glance, Reflected lights that may appear. Boughs to oostruct the path ol deer All or these my name define, And show what feato rei I combine. 8-6-7-5. No shine In me; I am like doom, Suggestive alwats of blank gloom. I'm ignorant and unrefined. And some old authors call me blind; I'm jealous, and suspicious, too. Obscure, not easily seen through. That I am one who has bad eyes Is not a matter of surprise. ,. That which twinkles, too, am I, Like a dim star In far-oil iky; But whether I am far or near, I may appear and disappear. KZLSONIAK 1123. DOUBLE CROSSWORD. Iu "ship of state." In "yellow gold;" In "crime so great?' In "brave and boldf In "shepherd's fold." Back In early days ol Greece. These an author and bis work Far wore famed: nor do we cease Yet to con them o'er In peace; Student Ufo we do not shirk. H. C. BEBQEB. 1124 A DISJOINTED NAXK. 1. To impair. Z To liquefy by heat 3. A forest tree. 4. A common ending to a participle. 6. Arrange these words in the order In which they are given, and have tbe name of a lady who fa well and favorably known in history. Ethtl. 1125 srscorATiON. Whole. I am a parson who controls A charge, and I tm care of souls. In medicine I do my share, Kor I am called hygieniccare: I remedy, and please obrve. That meat and Ash I may preserve. Last. Some Intimation I may show: 1 am a bint play-actors know: Billiard players use my name When they talk abont tneirgame: 1 am the tail, and In my list Of meanings is the one to twist NptlsoxiAJT. 1126 transposition. Of power first is an emblem and of command; 'Tls held by none except a kingly band. In our own country it is never seen. And mildly It la swayed by Kngland's queen. 'Tis what no people in a land that's free Would tolerate, or ever wish t see. No one would wish to seen second dread. A. thing some say they've seen wit if out a head. I donbt it much, though persons wise Pretend they've seen it: but no donbt their eVes Deceived them, or elso deluded fancy Made them think they saw what no one can see. J. m. 1127 DIAMOND. 1 A LETTEIt, 2 A MASON'S ROD. 3 (LAW) JUDICIAL WRITS. 4-COP1ER8 tOBS.) 5-I'ULVEUIZED VOLCANIC SUB HTANCES. 6 FINE VESSELS. 7 SUB JUOAT1NO (OKS.) 8 STOCKING. 9 PERCEIVING (OIIS. WOltC. SUPP.) 10 THE WATER FLOWER DELUGE. 11-A LETTEIt-HESPERUS. 1128 CHARADE. Tbe doctor and tho whole should be, Tbe dearest to the sick: You'll get the List of what I say. And see 1 mean no trick. Each town should have thorn In Its midst To guard tho general health: If both aro skilled, inrr soon procure, A sh.iro of all your wealth. For firsts and pills aro oft in use, A bluxsliig tlioy to mair They keep deatha angel from the door; Kuveal them yo who can. C. C. BCBOSB. 1129 ANAGRAM. A very nrctty little rote It's modest pliim.10 sometimes shows Amongst tho ot!MitatUu flowers That cluster In tho fairy bowers So ofton seun, when taste rvlloed Has shown lt skill In plan designed. Although exotic and not grand, "lis still no stranger in our land. Milton thought it, sonio suppose, A honeysucklo or wild ronet lint some excuse for blru we And In view of fact that ho 3 blind. E'en best of poets sometimes make Jn matter small a small miitake. Hero "1 entanale" and transpose Tho name of this exotic rose. Nelsoniajt. 1030. ENIGMA. Iamsnmothlngtii.it cannot bo heard or be felt; Have never been tasted and cannot be smelt; I am made out of nothing, and yet, if you qutz, I mut say, in a ay, I comprint all there is When ch ios was, I wai; ict earth disappear. I still will remain, dirk and ill-mil ami drear. I am small. I am large, I am colorless, too. And yet 'iave been blauic as the heavens are blue Without mo no creature that lives could draw breath. And yet. I am often tbe causa ot their death 1'tu the portal of life, I'm tbe gate to the grave. I'm tho final repose of the war-wearied brave Tiia rich have me alwav. the Door lack me sott I'm the miser's fond treasury, penny's cot. Do you delvo for oxistence each long, weary day? You work not lone. I am with yon alwiy. I'm tho refuge, in war, of tbe cowardly band, Tho' right In I ho face ol the cannon I stand. The captive. Immured in his dungeon, below. Finds, through me, release from confinement and wnc. Deep, though, be he burfed 'mfd sorrows and I still am the outlet ot freedom and life. Without me the eye would be sightless; the Of man would be stopped, and, altho many tears. Would never again from tbe weary eyes come, The tuDSue would bespeechiess, the lips would be dumb. Though motionless, lifeless and sightless I I often have guided where no eye could see. I was and I am, and I shall be; decay And corruption in vain exert o'er me their sway. For I am tbe fruit of their purpose, the sign And tbe symbol of mortal decay and decline. I am this, I am these, I am more: but I rest With tnis long list of virtues and failings con fessed, Seek earnestly for me, as 1 must declare You cannot search long, ere you find me some where Hespsstcs. ANSWERS. im-"LIf e is a tangle." 1112 Cant. 1113 Fate. feat. llll-Warburton. 1115 Red tape. iiio riCK iocs. H17 P NOB I O M BOB 0 H A 1 2 R SAB D I A K I 8 a o 8 DOS X ! O I N A N O I N A O L o L o Y I Imo-rAX-is. t 1119-ibhann, harm. . . - .