) 4 18 his courage very damp. "Yon are an ani mated microscope," he said with a forced smile, witiing Ins perspiring forehead with his table napkin and le.ivini .idab of the . volk of an egg over his right eyebrow. 'You are Ecinecke the fur and a wizard!" He had recovered his mind and his courage by this time, although his checks were still several shades less ruddy than usual. 'Ton will learn to appreciate me, doctor, as I appreciate your coflee!" With admirable composure I drained my enp and refilled it with steaming mocha. "I have alvravb appreciated yon, my friend, at your full value, and this leads me to ask if you are thoroughly prepared to continue your investigations in the manner inaugura ted toward uic? Have you got the murderer yet?" he asked, holding up his fat hairy .Land and counting off the questions on his fingers. "Have you settled really who the murderer is. Is it Cyril Dura'nd? Is it Mrs. Glaye, or is it Dr. Brandt?" He held his extended hand toward me, smiling his broad German smile over it. "I have mlly prepared my line of action, as the guilty will discover," I said with dignity. "Good! I will wait here until you suc ceed, if I remain here the entire winter." The words were uttered lightly, but I in terpreted them as he intended they should be interpreted. "The assurance gives me much pleasure," I said, imitating his drawing-room light ness of manner, to conceal a deeper object. "You have anything more to say, my friend?" he asked, gravely "I pre er to wait until you speak." "Then you will wait lor a very long time," was his dry answer. "I am not paid to help nil the wise Lecoqs on the police force; and besides," he added, with another broad smile, "it would be tearing the laurels from your brow." . "I spoke for your sake, doctor, not my own." "Ion are kind, my tnend, bnt yon, in your wisdom, have an undeserved contempt for my intellect. You are not irank with me; I receive you in my house as a friend, and you snspect me. Jiy life is the clearest ice; you are welcome to look through it, but yon will discover no flaw. But it is not amiable on your part; you shonld have tried frank ness first. Tell me, my friend," he said, caressingly, "what fault do you find with me or my actions?" If he wished to play a part with me, I was equal to the emergency. I immediately as sumed a frank, simple air. "I have no suspicion of yon, doctor, but I b 'lieve you could give tne a good deal more information than you have done." "To one who suspects me, who conceals facts from me and misinterprets my actions. Dr. Brandt may be coaxed, but not driven. But come, my friend. inake categorical charges; wherein have I failed in my duties as an honest man?" "First, in not sharing with me the knowl edge you have ol Mrs. Glaye and her condi tien." "Mrs. Glayel" he repeated irritably. "Listen, my friend." he continued impres sively, "until within a few hours I had no doubt of that lady's innocence. So firmly did I believe in her that I paid her the high est compliment in my power by offering to marry her." "Yon were smitten with her?" I exclaimed, mightily tickled at the thought "Love is yesterda's delusion and to morrow's nightmare," he answered, calmly. "I am too old and too wise to play the poodle; but in all seriousness I offered her my hand and heart, as the saying is; I offered once, twice, thrice, and she had bad taste enough to refuse. I was not her beau ideal of a husband, she wanted a younger and softer headed man. It was her right and I was not angered. So mnch for my personal relations with Mrs. Glaye." He paused to sip at bis coflee, then con tinued with increased seriousness: "ifow lor my provisional relations: I am asked I do not offer my services I am asked to attend on Mrs. Glaye; all the medi cine she has received you will find in my prescriptions at the druggist's. 1 write my prescription and I go away. I find her case the most puzzling; I have never seen its like before in ail my great experience. When the key is discovered all is easy, and the ex planation flashes on me this morning for the first time. My iriend, you shall share my discovery; Mrs. Glaye is the victim of double consciousness." "Double consciousness," I repeated, not very much enlightened by the words, "Of a double individuality, if you like it better. Anatomically, my iriend, we have two brains, as we have two lungs, and in certain rare conditions each brain can per form its functions independent of the other, with the result of producing two individu alities in one person. A person thus afflicted may be one individual to-day, an other to-morrow; a perfectly moral, virtuous citizen on Monday, a conscienceless wretch on Tuesday, and what they do in one con dition they may be entirely ignorant of in another. The phenomenon is well known to the prolession, bnt if you wish to read up on the subject you will find a very able ar ticle oc it, written by your Prof" Proctor, called 'Dual Consciousness, and a very striking case quoted in Prof. Huxley'r essay on 'Animal Automatism."' "I will look up the articles and read them, doctor." "They will interest you, my friend. Now, Mrs. Glare is a victim of this abnormal con dition. Yon have seen her a calm, sedate lady. I have seen her a veritable fiend. As a fiend she loses a diamond ear-ring, as a sedate lady she is unconscious of the fact, and honestly denies it when you charge her With it She also denies going out when witnesses can swear to her doing so; she can not explain the scratches on her hand, and my friend," continued the doctor, impress ively, "bad she committed a murder in one condition she would be utterly unconscious ot it in the other." 1 was amazed at this announcement, and honestly said so. "Kow, my Iriend, in her normal condi tion, Mrs. Glaye may be a woman of the strictest veracity and morality; in her ab normal condition I know she is a reckless liar, and that her oath is as little trust worthy as her word. She is an irresponsible person, and I doubt whether the law could holJ her either on her false oaths or evil actions. Finding her in this irresponsible condition, 1 can now say to yon that which at first I feared to utter. On the night of the murder a little before I discovered the dead body I met Mrs. Glaye. At first I supposed she had been meeting the young man with whom she was in love. I did not know her condition then. On seeing mc, with a rage for which I could not then ac count, she rushed at mc and I received the wound which has so aroused your solicitude. Now, mv Iriend, you know all I know of Mrs. Glaye." "You think she committed the murder?" "I think nothing; bnt if she should kill me, you or herself, there would be no cause for surprise." "Bnt then Durand must be innocent" "It is yonr duty to find out The woman may not hare committed the particular act in question, even if she were canable of do ing it Your wisdom must decide in the matter." "Her place is in the madhouse." "The law would not agree with you; but that is not to the point Just now I am only vindicating myself; it vou have fur ther doubts of me, question me;iryou donbt my diagnosis of the case of Mrs. Glaye, summon your own physicians." It was impossible to doubt bis sincerity, hut I still had some lingering doubts which I proceeded to resolve. "Taking advantage of your offer, doctor, I would like to ask why you receive a Miss lone Grande in your house after mid Bight?" Again I scored a hit For a moment the doctor was staggered by the question, but he skillfully hid bis embarrassment behind a smiling, arch expression of countenance that was more diabolical than attractive. "You are indiscreet now, my friend, and my lips are sealed. That is a personal mat ter, a matter of feeling, of sentiment, of ten derness." With the words, be laid his fat, hairy hand on his breast and bowed toward me. He now lett me to visit his patient, and, puffing turiously at a cigar, I grappled with the subject tor a lull hour. Granting that all the doctor said was true and he would not utter a statement.. which, if false, could be easily fastened on him I could not per-I suade myself that Durand was not the prin cipal in the crime; and I was fortified a lit ie later in the belief, when Policeman Grope came up from the city bringing a letter to me from the superintendent Let the reader judge, for the letter was as fol lows: "Detective Fox: The man Cyril Durand has been found, too sick and prostrated to be removed rom his present retreat He will be carefully guarded. Questioned as to the murder, he is very reticent, but in sists that he alone is the guilty party and alone deserves the punishment This is the only statement ttfat we can extract from him, but it is doubtful if he is speaking the full truth. Continue your researches, but be more energetic and try and reach some solid fact, or we will be compelled to send another officer to take your place. You are ordered to watch the woman Glaye with unsleeping energy and to distrust Dr. Brandt I am persuaded that some teeling other than jealousy is the motive for the crime. Take all the assistance you need, but do something for the credit of the force now that you have the opportunity." I give the letter litrrally with all its sneers, envy and malignity, and am willing that the reader should decide between a man ol brains who knows his business and a political usurper who kept a bar room betore he was raised to his present position. Enough for my purpose and vindication that the man Durand had been discovered aod confessed his guilt Whether the ac cessories were Mrs. Glaye or the doctor, or both, did not affect my argument As for jealousy not beine the motive of the crime, the superintendent spoke with a superin tendent's ignorancel With tho letter carefully tucked away in the breast pocket ot my coat, I now decided on a little plan that would not have shamed the man whom I am honored by being nick named after. The redder will catch the de tails as I proceed in my narrative. In the first place, I kept watch around the hotel until I saw the doctor leave it, and then boldly ascended the steps and asked to see the fair lone Grande. The young lady invited me ud to the hotel parlor and re ceived me most graciously. Assuming an air of great frankness and respect, I said: "I tronble you. Miss Grande, lor the pur pose of announcing a very happy piece of news. From the present moment I have no doubts of Mrs. Ulaye's innocence. "I am very glad to hear it, and I thank you for your kindness in announcing it" "It is only my dnty, since I was tbecanse of your anxiety. The man Durand has been arrested and has confessed all." It the superintendent had beenpresent, I think he would have modified his opinion of my skill, if he possessed enough brains to understand my plan and ideasl The young lady turned very pale, and held on the table for support She was in love with the man, and I intended to work on this love. "The news is surprising!" she said with an effort, smiling feebly. "Yes; he has made a clean breast of it, and his only anxiety now is to see Mrs. Glaye. He must be very deeply in love with her, to think of her in his present con dition." As I intended, I had touched her on the weak point of woman's nature jealousy. Her little eyebrows were knitted into a frown. "She thinks of him as mnch as he thinks of her," she said, bravely veracious, yet with a deep sigh. "His disappearance has driven her into her old ailment" "She will forget him when she learns that he is a self-confessed murderer." "I believed as you do," she answered, deepening her frown, "but I am convinced now it will make no difference in her infatu ation." I'm afraid I was digging a grave between mistress and maid, but it was in the line of my dnty. I wanted lone to tell me all she knew of the habits of her mistress, and for that purpose it was necessary to harden her heart against Mrs. Glaye. "Durand has written a very affectionate letter to the lady," I continued, elaborating my fiction, "which, ol course, we opened and read. He showers her with affectionate words and asks her to judge of his devotion from his actions. A strange request to make to a lady by a murderer!" My words hardened the little maiden's heart, I could see that at a glance, and I verily believe if she had her way she wonld have liked to use her rosy nails on Mrs. Glaye's face then and there." But her only comment was: "He deserves no mercy!" "He will receive none, Miss Grande. In the case of murder the principal cannot save his neck by confession." She did not answer, but stood staring down at the reflection of her little hand in the pol ished tible. "Is Mrs. Glaye very ill?" "The doctor has just seen her. and finds her very nervous and unmanageable. But I am neglecting my duties to her by re maining here. Pardon me, and receive my thanks." I allowed her to go, knowing that the leaven of jealousy would work, and that when I again saw her she would yield more readily to mv questions. While at the hotel I took the trouble of studying the position of Mrs. Glaye's rooms, and of finding ont who lived in the adjoin ing rooms. The room on the right was vacant had been vacant for several weeks; to the lett Mrs. Glaye's bedroom abutted directly on the staircase. So it will be seen that in ormation from a spying neighbor could not be obtained. I arranged with the clerk that I might make use of the vacant room to the right whenever I felt so dis posed, and then, all in furtherance of my plan, left the hotel. I would ask the reader to remember that hencelorward all mv actions were the results of a prearranged plot, and that never for a moment did I allow impulse to swerve me from them. I reached the doctor's cottage rather early in the day, and I sat in the sitting room pre tending to read a newspaper. When he re tired to the kitchen I knew that I should not see him again till dinner. He had no sooner disappeared than I whipped out the spray of goldenrod from the vase in the window and substituted a bunch of white asters in its place. I allowed the asters to remain a good full hour; that was until it was too dark to see them any more; then I took them out and replaced the goldenrod in its usual posi tion. What was my object? Patience, and you will see. I passed a very enjovable evening with the doctor. I pretended great frankness with him; he pretended or really was very frank with me. He dis coursed on the subject of "donhle conscious ness," and told me in what condition he had found Mrs. Glaye. Just now he regarded her as a creature of impulse, whose actions could not be predicated from moment to moment, although he doubted whether his belief would be shared by others. He had advised the landlord of the hotel to have the woman carefully watched, and had been laughed at for his pains, the landlord answering that "she was more sane thau nine-tenths of the women in the world," and that he was perfectly contented she should occupy his rooms ail winter ii she paid for them. I listened, lying on the lounge and pre tending to be aw.ully sleepy. I kept yawn ing and yawning, and apologizing and apologizing. At an early hour I went to my room, locked the door, blew out the light but I did not go to bed. I expected too much entertainment to do that foolish action. The doctor retired almost immed iately after me; and when I heard him snor ing, I carefully opened my door, closed and locked it after me and then crept down stairs and hid myself under the sofa in the drawing room, which was inky black. My patience was severely tried, but I did not yield, lor I was certain ot my conclusions and would have been willing to stake my lire on them. After what seemed a century ot waiting I beard strange noises outside, then, after an interval, I heard the doctor's door open and stockinged leet descending the stairs. Then a figure came into the room and cantiously opened the front door. The moonlight gave me the opportunity of seeing the doctor in nightcap, hastily don ned trousers aod dressing-gown. A young lady came into the dark room, but, thanks to the moonlight, I recognized lone Grande. "What has brought you here tonight?" asked the doctor irritably in a hoarse whisper. You called-me; J. -saw the -asters. -and came according to order." THE "But, little idiot, you are losing your sight The golden rod has been in place for dayi, and I changed the water just before I weut to bed." "But I saw the asters," she persisted: "saw them plainly for a fnll hour, until darkness shnt them from sight You know I am not fond enough of coming here for the pleasure of the thing." "The stupid detective was in the room at the time you mention; his early return sur prised me, ton. It must have been one of his idiotic tricks!" Stupid detective! What would the good doctor have said if be knew where the stupid detective was hiding! The wise doctor called me stupid, but from my hiding place I listened unmoved to the conversation between him and the woman. "I am tired of the entire business," said the lair one, "and now that the wretched man is arrested, vou might give me my liberty." "I never before needed your help so much, my pretty one. You are brave, but you are a .woman, and out ot my sight you wonld spoil il my plans. Patience a little longer, and I predict that both you and I will profit by the delay. I will keep my promise to the sacred letter, if you keep to yours. "But it is so agonizing waiting, and I am so alraid o' some mistake." "I have promised, and while you are true, my life will be sacrificed be ore yours. But yield to your fears or your sentiment, and I will sacrifice everything without a moment's 'hesitation. You know me; you know I keep my promises, and so leave me. I am chilled to the bone; and the idiotic detective shall pay for the mistake." Despite her pleas he gently forced the girl out ot the room into the open air, closed and locked the door, and with muttered curses walked upstairs. I heard him try the handle of my bedroom door, but I had'toreseen the action, and he was not the wiser for his cun ning. I now crept out from my hiding place, and for the first time discovered that I had invaded a region sacred to sticky fly-paper; a large square of it was lovingly sticking to my hair and beard, and another square stuck to the palm of my left hand. I ireed myself from the nasty stuff, thrust the squares under the sofa, and, waiting until I heard the doctor's snores, crept up to my room and to well-deserved sleep. After breakfast I went out, as usual, to dismiss Policeman Blind for the day. The only item of interest he had to communi cate was to give me a little note which Bertha, the adopted daughter of Mrs. Glaye, had placed in his hands during the night, with the express orders that it should be given to me in the morning when there were were no spies around. The note, in dainty handwriting and ondaintyperlumed paper, read as follows: "Detective Fox Sir: Could I see you at 9 o'clock on the morning on which you re ceive this? I do not wish to be seen speak ing to you. Perhaps I am wrong in doing so, but I am anxious, and if you wish to see me, ii you will direct your steps at the in dicated hour toward the deserted house near the pond you will find me." Need I say that I did not keep the Toung lady waiting? I was on the spot at the ap pointed time, and found her pacing rest lessly up and down the floor of the moulder ing house, a fresh, delicate flower for such a place. She smiled gratefully at me and held out a dainty gloved band to greet me. "I am very anxious and very depressed, Detective Fox, and I can no longer keep mv suspicions to myself. If I am wrong, you will lorgive me and forget what I say." Her pretty trust in me was very attractive and very flattering. "Do vou doubt Miss Grande's goodness of heart?"' I asked. "I doubt Dr. Brandt's goodness of heart, and, as he recommended Miss Grande to my mother, I have the right to doubt both. I know nothing against the woman except the doctor's recommendation." "You are not fond of the doctor?" "I hate and scorn him," she said, fiercely. "Without love, tenderness or respect he flings himself at my mother's feet and asks to be her husband, with no other pnrpose than to grasp her money. He is refused; he proposes and proposes again and is rejected. Like the brute he is, he flies into a passion, shakes his fist in her face and swears to be revenged." "You have seen him do so ?" "I have my mother's word for it" A very poor authority, I thought; but I only said: "If she does not like him, why does she employ him as her physician ?" "She is afraid of him; she is his slave. I believe if he ordered her to leap from the window she would do so. She has iron bars placed before the windows out of fear of him; yet at his slightest tap the door is opened. I fear him and his serpent's eyes, and if I did not avoid his presence I believe that I, too, would become his slave. I had not such an exalted opinion of the doctor's powers; but then I am not a woman, and remembering his power over the little lone, I mistrusted my own judgment on this point: "And yet your mother is capable of tak ing care of herself," I said. "Do you know that she gave him a dagger thrust in the arm?" "If it had been in his heart it would have served him right!" answered the fiery little maiden. "He pursues, annoys, tortures her. And yet she will not listen to me and drive him away." "I feel sorry for your troubles, Miss Glaye, but you have told me nothing that will allow ot my interference. Perhaps, however, vour mind will feel easier if I in form you that the man Durand has been ar rested, and that he coniesses that he com mitted the murder, and alone is responsible for it" She stared at me in verv pretty surprise, then vigorously shook her head. "I do not know his object, Detective Fox, but I feel sure he is innocent." "One moment, if you please; he was once paying his attention to you!" "Never!" She answered, turning to face me with flashing eyes. "I got my information from the doctor." "Can the doctor ever utter the truth? To torture my mother and punish me for my contempt he started the rumor, and it spread until even Mr. Octo Morton believed the falsehood." She flushed a trifle at the name, then added, with a smile, "but Mr. Morton is disabused by this time." "It was not complimentary to you; may I ask if yon knew the murdered woman, Ella Constant?" "I never saw her." "Good. Now let ns return to the ques tion, why do you not believe the man, Durand, committed the murder, despite his confession, and despite certain facts that prove he was interested in removing the poor girl rom his path." "Beoause I have another theory. Detective Fox, I believe the murder was deliberately committed to throw suspicion on my poor mother, and thus ruin her, and it was a re venge worthy of the wretch whom I sus pect" "Dr. Brandt?" I ased with a smile. "Yes, Dr. Brandtl" she retorted unflinch ingly. "A risky business for the sake of a little spite," 1 said, doubtingly, to draw her out. "Not u little spite if it accomplishes its object." "And that is?" The seriousness of the little philosopher amnsed mej "Prevent my mother from marrying the man she loved, and fastening the crime on one or the other was a most effectual means of doing so." "But what was the object?" "I find one in the following facts: I do not know if you have heard of the strange will by which if my mother marries she comes into a very large fortune " "Your mother was good enough to tell me so, and added that if she died unmarried the fortune would go to a distant relative of the dead man." "Did she inform you who this distant relative is?" "She did not" "I will supply the deficiency. It is the wretch, Dr. Karl Brandtl" To be Continued A'ext Week. The census takers have unearthed a colored woman in Macon who claims to be ISO rears old. PITTSBURG- DISPATCH, AS GOOD AS THE MEN. Facts in Kesard to tho Employment of Women by Uncle Sam. PAI IN THE POSTAL SERVICE. Photographs, Stamps and Odd Finds in the Dead Letter Office. MATKIMOXY IN THE DEPARTMENTS COBEESPOKDKlfCE OF THE DISPATCH.! Washington, July 5. SPENT a day this week among the ladies of the Post, office Department. They are the brightest of Uncle Sam's daughters, and Post master General Wanamaker appreciates the valne of woman's work. He has his journals kept by a woman nlorlr Anil fhia nlprlr is nn?t III 51.600 a year, which is the ' highest salary paid to a woman in the department. I have made a thorough in quiry as to tne value of women as clerks, and I find they are fully the equals of men. They are not so prone to loaf as their brothers, and as one of them said to me yesterday: You will not find a single girl in these offices who makes a practice of having two hats, and leaving one on the peg when she slips out with the other and takes an excur sion over the city. I know of men who do this very thing. Their chiels see that their hats are there, and they suppose they are busy at work in some other part of the build ing. The women are not on sick leave any more than the men are, and their work will average np mlly as well. SALARIES PAID TO WOMEN. "There are in round numbers 80 ladies in the Postoflice Department," she went on, "and these receive from $720 to $1,G00 a year. There are only about six who get 720 a year, and the average salary must be at least 51,000. Fifty-five o us get 590 a year, 15 receive 5100 a month, and there are fully a dozen who g -t 51,000. These salaries are not large in comparison with those re ceived by the men who, in many cases, do Bringing Dead Letters to Life. the same work, and in Washington they do not mean anything like riches." "Do most of the women support them selves, and what is their average age?" "Three-fourths of the women here are above 30, and we have many gray-haired ladies among them. The gray-haired women in many cases make the best clerks, and, though some of them could not pass the civil service examination, they know all about the work and can turn out more and better work than the school graduates who are now coming in under the civil service rules. We have many blooming maidens ot 18 or 20. The most of the lady clerks have families depending upon them, and not a few oi them are widows. Many of them have had fathers or huabands noted in the history of the country, and the average social standing of all is high." IN THE DEAD LETTER OFriCE. The main work of the Dead Letter Office is done by women, and the variety of its work is but little known to the people. The lady I talked with is a Dead Letter Office clerk, and, like the other ladies I met in the de partment, she is as quick as lightning and as bright as a dollar. One of the depart ments relating to dead letters requires a knowledge of the foreign languages. All unclaimed foreign letters are sent to this bureau, and these ladies have to read the addresses on the envelopes, whether they be French, German, Russian, Swedish or Dutch. There are 15 different countries be longing to the Postal Union, and thousands of misdirected letters are received irom these every week. The skill shown by these clerks is wonderful, and they find the right addresses of letters which are more difficult to read than a Chinese puzzle. A complete record is kept of every such letter received, and any unclaimed foreign letter which comes to the department can be traced back to the country irom which it was sent. Another department of the Dead Letter Office, of which the country knows nothing, is devoted entirely to the taking care of and sending back misdirected photographs. More than 30,000 photoeraphs go astray every year, and fully 15,000 lovers never get the pictures which their sweethearts send them. Photographs are returned when Going Borne at U O'clock. possible, but they are never destroyed, and there is an odd million or so living dead men boxed up in the cases ot the Postoflice Department and stored away in the rooms of the basement. STAMPS THAT GO ASTRAY. Auother department is devoted entirely to the returning ol stamps, and more than 100,000 letters are received every year at the Dead Letter Office containing postage stamps. If these stamps amount to more than 2 cents they are returned to the owner, and if the owner cannot be found they are never used atrain. It there is no index to the sender the stamps are pasted on sheets, 50 stamps to the sheet, and with a brush ot red ink one of these fair lady clerks spoils the faces of Washington, Jefferson or Jack son fli tnp ontw) mav hp nnrl vtiitn n Iu-m number of these sheets have accumulated j tfmk FT m If I is 'Ji ' SUNDAY, JULY 6, they are taken down to the basement fur nace and committed to the flames. Some of the letters that come to the Dead Letter Office are the vilest of the vile. For this reason women are not permitted to open the dead letters and this work is all done by men. With long sharp knives they rapidly go through the letten cutting them open and passing them on to the lady clerks. They are then divided into deoart ments. For instance, all Alabama letters are sent to one woman and another girl has the looking over of letters of a certain number of cities in the great Northwest. The knowledge of the country possessed by these clerks surpasseth understanding, and like the wonder ul ' lady clerks of the Treasury, they seem to know by intuition jnst where a "letter ought to go, and by a sort of mind reading, to be able to carry out the wishes of the sender. SOME OP THE PUZZLERS. I was shown a letter for Lizzie P. Gerard, Lancaster, Pennsylvania. It came to the Dead Letter Office instead of going direct to Lizzie, because Lizzie's correspondent Mending Mail Bags. was evidently a college sophomore who wanted to show that he had learned his Greek alphabet and he addressed his lady love in Greek. Some letters are sent with the evident intention of puzzling the Dead Letter clerks, and one was received last week so written that it looked like a perfect scrawl. The bright lady who handled it whipped a looking glass out of her pocket and in this it read as plain as copperplate. The letters of tho Chinese in this country are continually coming to the Dead Letter Office. , You would think that a person sending money in a letter would be very careful about addressing it. Bnt this does not seem to be the case, for list year $25,000 in cash was found in dead letters and returned to the owners, and nearly 51,500,000 in notes, checks and money orders were misdirected. In addition to this there was 512,000 worth of money and merchandise that could not be returned. It was in the Postoflice Department that the rule of allowing clerks to marry was first permitted. Under the old spoils sys tem it was not thought right that a family should have more than one representative in the Government departments at Washing- i ton, and in the case a young lady tell in love with the 51,200 man working at her side, she was expected to give ud her 51,000 or more and leave the office for love in a cottage. GALLANT ME. VILAS. While Mr. Vilas was Postmaster General a young lady came to him and said she wanted to get married to a fellow clerk, but she did not want to lose her place. He very gallantly replied that he saw no reason why she shonld not do as good work for Uncle Sam when married as single. "I am mar ried myself," said he, "and I don't believe that it impairs my work. If you want to enter into the bonds of matrimony, bv all means do so, and J. will see that you are re tained." Postmaster General Yilas not only said this, but he kept the maiden, and it came to be known that other clerks might marry if they would, and the rule is now one of the unwritten laws of the Postoflice Depart ment. The working hours of postoffice clerks are from 9 a. M. to 4 P. M. and tb'ere is a half hour or so given lor luncheon at noon. Most of the ladies bring their lunches with them and piece these out with a cup of hot coflee or tea from the restaurant. In the Pension Office, and I suppose the same holds good in the Postoflice Department.some of the ladies have little alcohol lamps which they place on their desks just before lunch time and heat some hot water with which they make tea. A lew of the ladies go out of the de partment tor their luncheons and the regu lar luncheon for the half of Washington is bought for 10 cents. We have a set ot dairy luncheon rooms here which are different from those of any other city. They furnish only coffee, milk, sandwiches and pie. You must stand up to eat your lunch. THE STREETS AT i O'CLOCK. The streets of Washington are always crowded at 4 o'clock in the afternoon. At this time the great Government departments dismiss something like 20,000 clerks and a stream of all sorts ot humanity pours forth from tho cave-like entrances of the Treasury, and these 80 Postoflice ladies trot down the steps oi the big stone build ing and mix with the crowds which rush forth from the great Parthenon-like Patent Office across the way It you will now re-enter the great build ing you will fiud a different class of work going on. The scrubbers and the cleaners have takeu it in hand, and scores of brooms and mops are moving over the marble floors. These women are paid by the day. There are 60 women who do nothing but repair mailbags, and these sew away here on heavy canvas for 545 a month working almost steadily Irom 8 A. M. to 4 P. M. Each land has its own mail sacks, and the sacks of the English are as black as a hearse. All of the French sacks have a binding of leather about their tops, and the German sacks have to be patched with leather. Miss Grundy, Jr. TAKING IH JOE JEFPEES0H. How a Crowd of Wondering Brltona Saw the Actor Frrform for Nothing. - Joe Jefferson relates in J7ie Century the following concerning a London experience of his: My approaching appearance was the important dramatic event of my life. I had been five years from America and was on my way home, and I felt satisfied that if this new version of "Kip Van Winkle" suc ceeded in London my way was quite clear when I returned to the United States. On Sunday evening, being alone in my lodgings, I got out .'or my own admiration my new wig and beard, the pride ol my heart, and which I was to use in the last act. I could not resist trying them on for the twentieth time, I think; so I got in front of the glass and adjusted them to my perfect satisfaction. I soon became ehtbused, and began acting and posing in lront of the mir ror. In about 20 minutes there came a knock at the door. "Who's lbere7" said I. "It'ii me, if you please," said the gentle but agitated voice of the chambermaid. "May I come in?" "Certainly not," I replied; for I had no desire to be seen in my preseut make-up. "Is there anything wrong in the room, sir?" said she. "Nothing at all. Go away," I replied. "Well, sir," she continued, "there's a policeman at the door, and he says as 'off there's a crazy old man in your room, a flingin' of his 'arnds about and a-goin' on haw ul, and thereis-ii crowd of people across the street a-blockin' up the way." I turned toward the window, and to my orror I found that I had forgotten to put down thecurtain, and, as ic seemed to me, the entire population oi xionuou was taking iii my firt' eight, 1890. HOPE IN THE SOUL. Without It the Christian's Life Wonld be Gloomy indeed. A MOTIVE IN EARTBLT AFFAIRS And a Great Actuating Principle in the Domain of Eellgion. ST. JOHN'S FEELING OP ASSURANCE rWElTTZX FOB THB niSPATCrt.1 St. John, who said so many helpful, up lifting and encouraging things, set down in bis first epistle this inspiring sentence, with which I begin, and from which I start, and upon which, as a good, solid foundation, I build up what I have to suggest to-day about Hope. That apostle, who is described as the dis ciple whom Jesus loveJ, and who was, of all the twelve, the most appreciative of the spirit of his Master, said thus: "Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be; but we know that when He shall appear we shall be like Him, for we shall see Him as He is. And every man that hath this hope in him puri fleth himselt even as He is pure." Here is a description of the Christian life gathered into a single sentence. At the beginning, the love of God bestowing upon us the gift of sonship. At the end, the blessing of God, revealing Himself, and making us even better and closer than sons, calling us into a nearer kinship, making us like Him. And, all thewiy between, a blessed hope is held out. There mnst be some ground for hope, and there must be some purpose toward which hope is directed, in order to have any real, availing and per manent hope. And that is what I want to speak about this morning about the foun dation and about the object ot hope, for this is what the ground and the purpose of hope mean, leaving the rest 'or another time. HOPE MUST HAVE POrjNDATION. Hope must have foundation. Groundless hope is bnt idle imagination and ends in despair. It must have been of some such phase of hope as this that Sir Arthur Helps was thinking when he said in one of those most practical and inspiring essays of his, "the men who hope little are the men who eo on working." The men who imagine Tittle, who do the duty next them, instead of fancying what tney would do it some great and remote duty were given them, they in deed are the men who go on working. False hope hinders work but not true hope. And the men who have little hope, little genuine and worthy hope, are just the men who will not and cannot go on work-' ing long. That is a very solemn truth, which is get ting tested and verified in these days. More and more there is growing up about us a whole class of men without hope. Whether or not the statements of the Socialists be true, whether or not the reason for poverty is progress, he at least is right who warns us that "it is a laboring class without hope of improvement for themselves or their children which will first test onr institutions." The men who have a well grounded hope, who can look forward con fidently toward something better, and who realize that that something better can he at tained only through work, are the men who not only go on working, but work best. IT APPLIES TO RELIGION. This is as true in the spiritual world as it is in the social or the business world. It applies as much to him who looks forward toward a heavenly hope as to him who an ticipates the winning of the goal of an earth ly ambition. Imagine our spiritual future to be blotted out, no life beyond, no God, no hope, and from such a point of view con template the work of the Christian life. We hardly realize how large a part hope has to plav in the Christian life until we imagine it withdrawn. Bead in the letters of St. Paul how hope sustained him in the manifold trials of his lite. "It is true," he said, "I suffer this and that, nevertheless I am not ashamed, for I know whom I have believed, and am persuaded that He is able to keep that which I have committed to Him against that day." Hope bore him up. "That day" was ever in his sight. "It we be dead with Him, we shall also live with Him. If we suffer, we shall also reign with Him." "Hence. orth is laid up for me a crown of life, which the Uord, the righteous judge, shall give me in that day, and not to me only, but unto all them that love His appearing." There wis, yuu rememner, an ancient philosopher who cried, "Give me but a place to plant my lever, and I will move the globe." Hope is a good lever. It will remove all obstacles; it will accomplish all tasks. But it must be well grounded. Ground it upon the Word ol God; that was where another and still greater philosopher planted it, who said; "1 have a good hope because oi Thy word." Take that word of St. John with which he began: "Beloved, now are we the sous ot God." Here is a good ground for hope. Even now are we the children oi God. God, who has given for us His own Son. Snail He not with Him Ireely give us all things? God, who has so loved us as to call us His own children ''Behold whatmanner of love the Father hath bestowed upon us that we should be called the sons of Godl do not His latherhood and His love assure us of blessings beyond onr imagination? NOT A HARD TASK MASTER. We are the Sons o God. That is what the Christian religion teaches. Our sips are offenses against a Father not against a hard tak master, who is ever watching the race with anxious and angry eyes to spy out our transgressions and to measure out our pun ishments, but against our Father, who loves each one ol us, who is grieved at our offenses, who sorrows over our shortcomings, who asks .or our love in return, who would have us behave toward Him lovingly, truthmlly, and obediently as children, who desires the salvation and happiness now and torever of every one of us. Gud is our Father. That is the ground of our hope. Hope must have an object. We must not only have a reason for being hopeiul, but we must have something dehuite to hope for. This is the other part of a good hope, and here again, we have a good hope because of God's word. Here is another sentence ont ot the decla ration of St. John. "It doth not yet an ear," he begins to say, "what weshall'be." et us set that down as the end of profitable speculation. We know not vet, nor can we know the blessings of the iuture. We can frame no adequate conception of the condi tioLS under which lite will go on afterdealh. Eye hath tiot seen, nor ear heard, neither hath entered into the heart oi man the bless ing uh'cli God has prepared tor those who love Him. All the descriptions of the other world the pearly gates, the golden streets, the many mausious, the white robes, the crowns and palms none of these are realities. They are only symbols. They shadow forth in a faint way lor our imper fect understanding, the glory and the joy ot the beatific vision and of the near and abiding presence. In such words God speaks to us, as He must needs speak, as we to children. We could not understand if He were to tell us. The words out of which the sentences oi revelation should be con structed are not in onr dictionaries. Human speech stammers when it undertakes to voice the mystery of "bur blessed hope. "It doth not yi-t appear." THE OBJECT Of CHRISTIAN HOPE. But here is something which does appear. Here is a truth which we know. People say sometimes that we know nothing about the other world, and that in the presence of that undiscovered country silence is fittest. That is true, and not true. Here, at all events, is something which St. John knew: "We know that when He shall appear we shall be like Him, tor we shall see Him as He is." This is the object of hope. Toward this, through ail the wanderings of our earthly pilgrimage, we may look forward. The sight ol Him, and the entire transformation of ourselves into His image this we hope for. To see Him whom our soul lovetb, to- behold Him who, for our sake, gave up His life, to hear His gracious words, to be with Hira, nay more, lo be like Him what happiness un speakable! Here we see through a glass darkly; we seem to lose sight of that divine face; the thick cloud of our transgressions hangs between us and Him; our prayers are cold, our aspirations weak, even our fiith seems sometimes to fail, even our Iove grows dim, even our hope is near to losing its hold; we see Him far away, the sins, the troubles, the distractions oi our earthly lives between us and Him; but there we. we shall behold Him lace to face, we shall look upon the King in His beauty, we shall see Him "as He is." Here we are, oh, so sadly unlike Him, so zrievouslv unchristlike. stained and marred with evil thoughts,, full of purposes half orrued and rarely so much as half per formed, our ideals low enough, but our lives far below our ideals; here the struggle, the grief of spiritual defeat, the piin oi con quest; here no peace, unless a false peace, which means surrender no peace beaause we are not what we would be; but there the struggle ended, the battle finished, peace won. A PICTURE OP THE TUTUHE. We shall be like Him because we will live every day, in that blessed life beyond, within the radiance of His upliiting pres ence. Somebody said to me the other day, questioning about the future, that, in his opinion, il all Pittsburg should be suddenly taken up into heaven, heaven would be very much like Pittsburg. Yes, if all the temptation and the evil opportunity came along with it. But suppose that all Pittsburg is taken up into heaven and every man and woman comes into a relation, in finitely closer than is recognized here, with the hero of heroes and the saint of saints, comes really to know Christ. The railroads are gone, the iron mills and the glass fac tories are gone, all has passed away which claimed so much of the time and thought of many men that they had no space for look ing up into God's sky, and every man, woman and child in Pittsburg is in a place which is penectly clean and perfectly gov erned, where there is plenty of leisure for thought and rest after weary days and nights, and everybody has a chance. Just imagine that! Would it be the same Pittsburg after all, up there? Why, an hour in the company of one whom we recog nize as better than we are, uplifts everyone ot us. .THE TRANSFORMATION. And what will come anew into our imper fect and unworldly lives when we shall see Christ "as He is?" Away pass all the shadows which mistaken doctrines have cast about Him, away fall the curtains behind which skepticism and superstition alike have hidden Him, and there is Christ, the real, true Christ, just "as He is." O course we will grow "like Him." Who could help it? See how in the heart oi that disciple whose words we are studying hope has chanced into assurance. We do not read, "we hope that when He shall appear we shall be like Him, lor we hope we shall see Him as he is." And yet in a moment he calls this a hope "every man that hath this hope in him." But the word here is one oi certainty "We know." Even as St. Paul had said before, "I know whom I have be lieved." That is what we need, this translation of hope into assurance. We need to put hope into love's furnace, so that all dross being purged out of it, it may come forth bright and clear to be named knowledge. We want more and more of that spirit which shall make uj able to say as we loos: for ward toward the celestial country, not "I hope," but "I know." George Hodges. LOCUSTS AND I0CTJST BIBDS. Systematic Warfare Wnced on Destructive Inaect in Cjprus- Beoently a Parliamentary paper was is sued giving the report of Mr. James Cun ningham, Superintendent of Public Works in Cyprui, on the loenst campaign in that island last year. Since 1883 systematic war has been waged against these destructive insects, an average of about 1,500 per sons having been employed in that work alone each year at an annual cost varying from 3,000 to 5,000. In Cyprus, as well as in Algeria, the locusts have no natural enemy to contend with beyond man, but in South A rica the numbers are kept under in a variety o: ways. Many of the species are eaten by the human natives, while dogs, jackals, monkeys, pigs and fowls prey on them. But the most destructive enemy of the Airican lo cust is the great locust bird Cinconia alba. This bird breeds in the interior ot Africa, and like the lesser locust birds, al ways builds its nest in the neighbor hood of large swarms of young locusts, by which foresight they secure plenty of food lor their young, as the locusts remain a good while near the spot where they are hatched preparatory to going on their march. The great locust bird is all white in color except the wings, which are black, and the bill and legs, which are red. Its body is about four leet long, its wings two feet, and its tail one foot. The lesser loenst bird, or wattled starling Delopus carunculatus somewhat resem bles the common swift in size, color and flight. Unlike the great locust bird", which attack the insects on foot, they always take the locusts on the wing. They may be seen keeping un a rapid and continuous flight, darting backwards and forwards among the dense swarm of flying locusts, apparently enjoying the excitement oi the chase, while the success of their at tack is indicated by perfect showers of de scending legs and wings. Occasionally the two kinds of birds attack a swarm together, the small ones in the air and the large ones on the ground, and between the two very few locusts escape. Though both birds build near where the young locusts will ap pear when hatched, they sometimes, owing to lateness of season, miscalculate the time, so that the locusts are able to get away be fore the young birds are large enough to leave the nests and follow. In snch a case the parent birds follow the locusts, and return to their brood as lone as possible, hut it 'requently happens that the young locusts get too far away, when the old birds, acting on the law of self-preservation, are forced to abandon their callow offspring, and follow their retreating food supplies. TTBH WAGES WITH A PEIHCS. A Fnmouii Soobrclto of Vienna Wln Prince Frnnz von Ijicliiensteln's Money. PaUilallBadset. Fraulein Ilka Palmay, the famous sou brette of the "An der Wien" Theater, a handsome blonde woman, whose features are familiar to trader and noble alike in the Austrian capital, has won a large sum of money and a breakfast from Prince Franz von Lichtenstein ia a most amusing man ner. The Prince was chaffing her the other night, and told her that she could never dis guise her identity from the Viennese. She at once exclaimed that she was willing to make a wager that she would sell vegeta bles for a whole morning in one of the pub lic markets without being recognized, al though she would not put on any disguise beyond the ordinary attire 6f a small farmer's wife. The Prince accepted the bet, but was so certain that the actress wonld lose that be insisted on laving her 1.000 florins against a pairoi riding'boots. The bet was duly de cided on Friday morning. Shortly alter 2 A. M. Fraulein Palmay appeared behind a stall in the. "Am Ho " market-loaded with all sorts of green stnffand spring vegetables. She was attired in a calico skirt, woolen shawl and wore wooden shoes. Until the sun was high in the heavens she did a roar ing tradr, making the best o bargains, and returning the chuffof the market men with out anybody suspecting that sne was other than what she pretended to be. Finally, the Prince and two oi his companions, who were lounging round disguised as peasants, declared himself satisfied, and to the aston ishment ot the rest ot the market the stranger greenswomau and the three men jumped into a splendid carriage and drove away. THE FIRESIDE SPHINX k Collection of Enioiatical Nnts for Hois Crafting. Addreu communications for tM department to E. R. CHADBOURN. LewUton, Maint. 1111 A QUOTATION ILLUSTRATED. Copyright. 1890. bjE.lt. Chadboubx. BOLOX, 1112 ENIGMA. I may not be a horrid vice. And yet my ways are never nice; In every sbane in which I'm seen I mnst confe-s I ratber mean. I may pitch forward. Jerk, or throw! Affected utterance I may show; In a low whining voice I speak. And when I teem a Christian meek It is a bypocritic art, I've no religion iu my heart. The talk of Gipsies I describe. As well as of 'he tbieTish tribe. Ye who wonld be considered mil, Eewara of me In every gnise. NzLSONIAJT. 1113 TRANSPOSITION. He who boldly shapes bis first Cannot be bv first acenrsed; For be holds mat destiny Never is bjflrsCs decree, 'lis a two to be admired. When by rieht ambition fired; Poverty or humble birth Cannot chain a man to earth. Bitter Sweet, 1114 numerical. The 1, 2. 3 is to carrv on. as a contest. The 3. 2, 1 Is not mixed or adulterated. The 4, 5. 6 is a chamber or cottage. The 6. 5, 4 is a whetstone. The 7, 8. 9 is tba prevailing fashion or mode. Tne 9, 8, 7 is a word of negation. The whole an English writer (1810-1852). II, C. BUBQSB.il 1115 ANAGRAM. Like Dickens in his Little Dorrit, I say of whole that I abhor It; For in anv light woyiewit It is a way bow not to do it. Under various forms and guises It trammels business enterprises; With useless forms in countless numbers The State Department ic encumbers, And clerks it worries till the traces Of grim despair are on their faces. Why do commercial men employ itf Why not cut it and destroy it? It seems Invented for befatmg And keeping Progress always waitings Tis the "dear pet" ot those who ever Seek for a way to do things never. J. MoK, 1116 DOUBLE LETTER ENIGMA. In Mary's Iamb, her "little pet;" In all the "foreien" wool we t- ! In "crackman's" craft lor gettingstores; In skilful "knack" of onenliu- doora. In total we may see displayed bnpenor wool of hisbest grade; jb aiso urings to nnnu me way A burglar may bis skill display. NELSONIOjr. 1117 DOUBLE ACROSTIC. Five letter words. L Security. 2. Dialect, a A deputy or vice roy in India. 4. Genus of plants. 5. An anno, tator. 6. Perspicuous. 7. A country. 8. Suf f erspain. 9. Keason or speech. 10. To cover. II. To allow. JPrimuls: In relation to public revenue. finals: Disconcerted. Connected: Bankrupt in common use. B. O. CHzstzx. 1118 CHARADE. ' An one two not an all The difference is not small. The firsts' for the wood-pile. Tramps' leisure to beguile; Bat total is a Una Which axlo will define. BlTTSB SWXIT, 1119 DECAPITATION. There is a whole in music sweet That makes the heart with rapture beat, And fills the soul with joy complete. There is a whole in beauty's grace. In loveliness of form and face Where virtue's image we can trace. When in a calm, reflective mood. With self-communing thongnts imbued, There is a whole in solitude. There's last in acts that bad men do. There's last in pleasures some pur.ue. There's last in vice of every hue. NelsosixK. 1120 NUMERICAL. Those who have never taken oil Can't 7 to 10 tne least idea Of the sensations that befall Ere consciousness again is clear. AT. 4. d, 3, balmy air Seems to envelop consciousness. And dreamy joys, and visions fair. The willing victim first do bless. AtfirstI BotS. 2, soon the scene Is changed to horrors D-inte might Have viewed with an abashed mien. And counted those he saw delight. To fall from heights; to bang in space: To freeze, to burn; and wake to know That one's front teeth have left their place. This is what taking all may show. A. L. yOR JULY WINNING. For Inly three prizes are offered each a handsome book tbac will be certain to gladden the heart of the winner. These prizes will be awarded the senders of the best three lots of answers to "The Fireside Sphinx" published dnring the month. The solutions must be for warded in weekly installments, and as small liats rometimes win. no would-be competitor should withhold bis results on account of thttr incompleteness. ANSWERS. 1101 You are fall of fancies. (U R foil el fans E's.) llttt Advise to posers. ins ieaves. 11W K D a s H II E B. 1105 Chuck-hole. 1100 Noble womn. NoD-cur)lew.e-man. 11U7 L A-SDlre. 2. Con-spire. 4. In-spire. 5. Ke-spire. 1108 Cosmical, comical. 1109 Bloom, loom. 1110 Crown, crow. e. .rer-spira. TWO REMABgABT.T: TWIHS. Tfio Similarity Extends Even to tbe Number nnd grx or Tlaoir Children. Pall Mall Budget There are two young artisans of Bristol, named Johuson, who are twins, and between whom the similarity is far more remarkable than in Shakespeare's two Drotnios even. Not only are they of the same height and weight, having the same colored hair, eyes and comnlexion, identical physical meaure- ments. and feeding, walking, running, lau?h ing crying, singing and speaking alike, but they are of the same occupation, hold tbe same position, and have the same religious '. persmsion and likes and dislikes. More singular still, they have espoused very similar wives, and they have the same num- i ber ot children, who are of the same sexes, three girls and three boys each. He Is netting Tbore. Detroit free Press. A colored man in South Carolina watched a white man's bee-hive pretty close and one . day when there, were signs of a swarminir.'' be !e-t his old mnle with a bundle ot hay on,, bis back in the right position and the swarm t which settled on the hay was salely walkedWl off with and hived three miles away. tU