,yr i THE ITTTSBTIRG- DlSHA-TCH, SATURDAY," JUNE ' 28, ' l'189V "" The Dispatch FOR ' JL o-Morrow will contain special news t and literary features rOK THE MASbES. X'ENTY PAGES a TT 20 PAGES. JJ.OLDING PAGES. JiVERYTHlMJ! JjOLLNESS JL3NOREDt Specialties JLredominatei i Attractiveness j.ypographicallyi 1 Charming stories! jjLonest efforti A TEW OF To-morrows Special Jc eatdres give a fair idea OF THE rilGH-CLAbb MATTER OFFERED THE READING PUBLIC. MR. IIENRY PMIPPS, JR.. contributes an exhaustive and graphic narrative of Ills voyage up the Nile. FRANK G. CARPEN TER tells how the sun baked people of tropical climes Veep cool without using Ice. SHIRLEY D4.RE offers timely summerbealtb bints, and points out the risks run at the resorts. - LINNAEUS ROBERTS gives an Interesting sketch of the early obstacles overcome by teachers of the deaf and dumb. CARICATURIST NAST adds an Interesting series of sketches to his gallery of Capital celebrities. CHAS. T. 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S3-The BUSINESS OFFICE of THE DIS PATCH has been removed fo Corner of Smithfield and Diamond Streets a A JUBILEE INDEED. As if by magic the Allegheny Parks bore ten thousand blossoms yesterday. Such flow ers were these as even Superintendent Hamil ton, with all his beautiful greenhouses, could never produce. Ten thousand, chil dren trooped into the park under the sum mer sun; ten thousand boys and girls iron the public schools of Allegheny. Twenty thousand of their seniors came to tee the fun. The jubilee was a complete success. Two years' abstention from its celebration had not diminished its glory by a jot. The sun shone in a friendly way; a cool breeze kept the heat down. See what the children told The Dispatch's young xnenof their impressions of the jubilee and and more besides. The youngsters were not tongue-tied. Their little heads and hearts found quaint expression. May the glorious Fourth, now so near at hand, be equally fair ana favorable for the tiny patriots! WAITING F0R SCRANTOK. Comments on the Republican Convention continue from all quarters. For the most part they are pungent and interesting. But the campaign will not be regularly on until the Democrats shall have named their man and planted themselves upon their platform. These Kepnblicans who were most conspicu ous in opposing Delameter, such as Emery, Iee and Phillips, are apparently waiting to see what the outcome will be at Scran ton before indicating their own course. They have resolutely refused the approaches ot the insidious interviewer so far. If they should finally decide to support Pattison, their action will lose nothing in influence or effect from the delay which implies delib eration. But they are evidently not in a hurry and the fire of criticism so far, on "Wednesday's convention, while extremely lively, is mainly from the rank and file of the oisappointed rather than from those leaders whose organized opposition would be needed to give that sentiment most efiective expression. "When the Democrats shall hare named I their candidate and proposed their meas ures, the lines -of toe opposing forces will form quickly enough and the Teal work of the canvass begin. DAKOTA'S EXCEPTIONAL CLAIM. A very unique development of the original package hair-splitting is suggested by the Vtc Era, a paper published in South Da kota. The position is that in the Constitu tion of South Dakota, vinder which that State was admitted to the Union, a prohibi tion section was inserted. Congress sanc tioned and approved the Constitution, in cluding the prohibition section; the Presi dent issued, his proclamation declaring South Dakota admitted to the Union, with the prohibition provision a condition ot its admission. Consequently the South Dakota view is very decidedly that the original package ruling cannot apply to South Da kota. The theory is principally instructive as showing the ramifications which are possible under that decision and the ingenions lengths to which the careful division ot hairs may be carried. It may be regarded as unique that a State could be admitted to the Union upon conditions which violate what the Supreme Court declares to be the Constitutional provisions ot the United States; or that Congress by accepting a State Constitution could alienate its Dowers in favor of one State, and thus give it powers denied to its sister States. But such developments of this theory are not more remarkable than the principles under which, in a given State, the citizens of other States, or even aliens have privilege denied to the citizens of that State itself, or than the very decided intimation of the Supreme Court that Congress onght to pass a general act giving to the State Legislatures its right to regulate certain class of inter-State com merce. The most remarkable quality of that original package decision is that by follow ing its logic to its ultimate conclusion al most anything is possible. It will not do to be too certain that this Dakota theory may not turn out to be the true one; and that the binding way for any Slate to adopt pro hibition, is to be born again into the sister hood of States, and to have a prohibition clause in the Constitution accepted by Con gress. THE TRUSTS AND THE LAW. The policy of the Sugar' Trust is semi officially outlined in the New York papers to he: ''that the various refineries forming the trust will forfeit their charters; that the property will be bought up by the trust in the form of a great corpor ation organized under a Connecticut charter, and that in such shape the great combine will be impregnable against all legal as saults." It is quite possible that by a change of form in their organization the trust combi nations may continue to successfully nullify the principles of law under which they are condemned. That result will be due not to the fact that their shift will satisfy the law; but that the benumbing influence of monopolistic wealth on the administration of justice, is able to ignore and over-ride the settled principles of law, with impunity. This has been made sufficiently evident in the previous history of- the trusts. They were known to be illegal from the very start. An unbroken line of decisions declared them to be so. Yet they have been in suc cessful operation for years; and the sum total of the struggle to put them down has ben the renewed and authoritative declara tion, of what was a 'perfectly well settled principle at their inception, that combina tions and contracts in restraint of trade are illegal and void. But while the obvions evasion of shifting the trust organization into the corporate form may be successful in prolonging the supremacy of the combinations, it is im portant that the public shall understand exactly the principle, or the lack of it, on which this evasion stands. The idea that the illegitimate purposes of the trust can be legally attained by a corporation is shown to be a shallow pretense by the fact that the very decisions which have declaied the trusts monopolies to be illegal, have made the same declaration against corporations formed for the same purpose. This was done in a decision against the Chicago Gas Trust; in Jndge Barrett's decision against Jthe Sugar Trust, which has been affirmed by the higher courts; and finally the New York Court ot Appeals in its last decision says: There can be no substantial con solidations which avoid and disregard the stat utory provisions and restraints; but that manu facturing corporations must be and remain several as they were created or are under the statute. In addition to this the injunction in the case of the North Biver Company forbids the transfer of any of the assests of that company. These legal priuciples and this mandatory direction of the court must be ignored and nullified in order to carry ont the programme of the trust. That such a practical declaration of the superiority of a privileged class of capital to the laws and courts may be made, is quite probable. That it may be successful for the time being is also possible. But its alternate doom should be made certain by a clear popular comprehension of the fact that it is a defi ance by organized wealth of the laws, which are intended to be equally enforced upon rich and poor. But it is quite possible that the managers of the truBt policy may Kind some unex pected difficulties in the way of carrying out this programme of nullification. The courts have dealt with the trust only so far as to declare it'to be illegal, and all the steps taken in its organizaiion become nnll and void. In settling up the affairs of the corporations comprised in the trust, re ceivers would deal, not with the holders of the trust certificates, but with the original shareholders of the several corporations; and the only claim ot the trust would be an exceedingly involved one, for the consider ations paid to the several corporations in pursuance of the illegal agreement. With these complications in the way of the maintenance of the combination, and even of the return of the original valneof the trust investment, the certificates become a very harzardous security; and the fact that they retain any value at all, simply assumes the character of an expression of the belief in Wall street that the moneyed interests behind the trust will prove more powerful than the law as declared by the highest courts. This makes it clear, as The Dispatch has already said, that the issue is only whether the corporate wealth comprised in the trusts can be made to obey the law. If the supremacy of the law is asserted by the unmistakable method of lodging the defiant trust magnates in prison, the day of the trusts will be promptly brought to an end. MISS WILLARD" APPEAL. The impassioned appeal of Miss Willard to the Sunday School Convention yesterday is a notable addition to the literature of the temperance movement She had her ideas marshaled in perfect order. They marched to the point of attack-without a halt Miss "Willard wished the convention to set by four of their Sunday lessons each year for the inculcation of temperance. To this end she presented with much force the best ar guments for her cause. One of the most cogent was that now that in all the States but eleven temperance is taught five times a week in the public schools, the churches ought to reinforce the lesson at least on four Sundays in the year. In spite of Miss Willard's eloquence the convention voted for a compromise, which divides at best four lessons between missionary and-temperance teachings. But Miss Willard realized no doubt the value of an entering wedge. PLEDGE AND PERFORMANCE. The pledge with which Mr. M. D. Harter, a Democratic manufacturer of Mansfield, O., accepted the nomination of his party for Congress, would, if realized, be a refreshing indication of a new era in politics. Mr. Harter declares against the idea that "a Congressman should seek to appoint his friends to office," and becomes more specific in his promises, as follows: While I shall attempt to represent this dis trict yon will not find me an office broker: you will never find me a dispenser of postofflces. It you elect Grover Cleveland President I shall not ask him lor the removal of an efficient offi cial until his term expires. I shall not recom mend my servants tor these places, but when such vacancies occur I shall go down among you and ascertain who among you is best quali fied to fill the offices. As Mr. Harter's district is largely Demo cratic it is safe to contemplate the proba bility that he will be elected; but as another contingency, in the shape of the election of Grover Cleveland, interposes before he can be called npon for the fulfill ment of this pledge, there is a possibility that it may be lapse into oblivion. We are glad to applaud the correctness of Mr. Harter's principles; but the same applause cannot be awarded to him who putteth on his armor as to him who putteth it off. If we mistake not pledges like Mr. Harter's have been heard before. Indeed, a certain prominent Democrat of the name of Grover Cleveland was even more explicit in h'is declarations to the same effect; but he had not been a year in office before his subor dinates bad turned the phraseology of his pledges into catch words. Beyond this it is noticeable that Mr. Harter's pledge leaves him a loop-hole of escape, He does not propose to entirely foreswear the executive duty of naming postmasters, and to devote his attention entirely to legislation; but proposes if a Democratic administration has the distribu tion of the offices to ascertain "who is best qualified to fill the office." It is much to he feared in the contingency of the election of a Democratic President during Mr. Harter's incumbency that he would make the dis covery that the men best qualified to fill the office wonld all be found among the sup porters of M. D. Harter. PITTSBURG SURPRISES EVERYONE. Pittsburg is always surprising people. We who live here are astonished at her progress. When a convention, like that of the Sun day school teachers, brings here strangers from the farthest corners of the continent the new Pittsburg extorts admiration and praise on all sides. The industries of Pitts burg, the causes of her wealth, are known everywhere; what they have done for the city, in the last ten years especially, can only be enforced by ocular proof, Mr. Mor row is right once more, when he insists that the Sunday School Convention will benefit this community materially as well as relig iously. The good report of the godly taken into thousands of distant places is a boon no city should despise. The Alabama delegate, who said that, after a twenty years' absence, all that lie recognized here were the rivers, voices the views ol most of the visitors, we do not doubt , NOT SPRECKELS' OPINION. In reference to the fact that Mr. Clans Spreckels, a veteran and practical sugar re finer, had declared himself satisfied with the d nty on refined sngar as fixed by the House, the Philadelphia Press, which has recently discovered that such a duty would be in adequate, asserts: "In our editorial columns we print not Mr. Spreckels' opinion but our own." This may be very true without at all im proving the Press' position. The question is what foundation there is for its opinion. The declaration of a practical refiner with millions invested in the business, that a duty of four-tenths of a cent per pound is adequate is entitled to some weight; but it is somewhat difficult to give equal weight to the fiat of a newspaper that it is inadequate. This difficulty is increased, when we find from the census report that the total labor cost of refining sugar in Philadelphia for the year 1880 was less than two per cent of the value of the product. Wages in the sugar industry certainly have not doubled since 188U; yet the rate which the Press de clares to be insufficient is over 10 per cent, and that which it thinks ought to be en acted is 15 to 20 per cent, or from eight to ten times the entire cost of labor in the refining process! With these facts set against the ex cathedra declaration of the Press that the House duty in refined sngar is insufficient, it is clear enough that it does not print Mr. Spreckels' opinion in its editorial columns; but it is not equally certain that Mr. Soreckeis' opinion is not worthy oMhemost respect TORIES IN TROUBLE. Lord Hartington, the Liberal-Unionist upon whom Lord Salisbury chiefly relies to keep his curious company of allies from falling by the wayside, has again demon strated his fickleness or feebleness. After advising the voters of Barrow-in-Furness uot to oppose the re-election of the Liberal Unionist, Mr. Caine, who appealed to them for their verdict on his vote against the compensation clause of the Publicans' bill, Irord Hartington yesterday changed his mind and advised a directly opposite course. Such contemptible vacillation is a pretty index of the demoralization of the Tory party generally. It will be a clinch ing victory for the Liberals if Mr. Caine is elected in spite of the Marquis of Harting on's hysterical opposition. Mb. Blaine is said to be contemplating a retreat from the Cabinet. It isnot at all like ly. Mr. Blaine has done all the resigning he cares for. His experience in this regard has been large during the last decade. The Fourth of July coming on Friday of next week affords the opportunity for ex changes and wholesale business bonses to take vacation from Thursday night till Monday morning. This arrangement is being widely made In the East, and it will doubtless meet with favor here. Retail trade would have to be attended to on Saturday, but the amout of wholesale traffic and exchange business that would be done between two holidays would be very slight, while the three days' rest would be very acceptable to the business workers. The Sunday school convention is over. Pittsburg's welcome was generous, the dele gates declare, and we can say that the visitors have given Pittsburg every reason to desire their return at some near day. The fact that there is a parrot in New York which has been taught to say "Whatis the matter with Governor Hill? He will be the next President," is considered worthy of paragraphic mention by various esteemed cotemporaries. Tet it is entirely consistent with the general rule in current political argu ment A study of the organs will convince any impartial mind that the bulk of the politi cal deliverances, nowadays, are of the poll parrot order. The river and harbor bill presents to the President the opportunity of deciding whether his backbone is capable of dealing as sternly with that large side of pork as with the little public building grabs. The President signed the Dependent Pension bill yesterday. As compared with much pension legislation of an extravagant character this law calls for a moderate increase in the national expenditures for pension pur poses, and The D ispatch has advocated its passage. But when the requirements of the law are satisfied there will not be much sur plus to worry about, and Congress should ex ercise economy in the rest of the appropria tions. The Westmoreland County Convention gave the Pattison boom a hearty boost yesterday by electing eight delegates for the cx-Qovernor. Surprises of this sort are pleasant to all but Wallace Democrats. The indignation of Senator Ingalls that Senator Call should print in the Congressional Mecord a speech that he did not deliver, is doubtless due to faulty selection on Senator Call's part. If he had made up his speech out of a sermon of MaBsillon's, Senator Ingalls' susceptibilities wonld not have been offended. The Duquesne Theater is not troubled so much by shaky walls as by excitable alarmists. We are glad that the erection of the theater will not be delayed. Mb. Beed has won some fame as a direc tor of the way in which alleged deliberative bodies shall be operated; but when he studies the report of the Pennsylvania Republican Convention he will have to take off bis hat to that adept and master of the art, our own silent Senator Quay. Indorsements are in fashion nowadays. It is even reported that the Illinois Republican Convention indorsed the Harrison. administra tion. Chicago is getting up a magnificent World's Fair banquet. But the work of getting up the World's Fair itself, is conspicuous by its absence. There seems to be an idea that the enterprise can be built up to success by eating and drinking. PBOIHUENT PEOPLE. The widow of Senator Riddleberger has taken editorial charge of the Shenandoah Herald. Chaukcet M. Depxw will sail for Europe July 4, presumably to escape the aggravation of competing with the fire-crackers and tor pedoes on the Fourth. Ex-Senatob Palmer, of Michigan, has been unanimously elected President of the World's Columbian Exposlton. J. S. Dickon son, of Texas, was chosen secretary. Citizen Tbain, now a citizen of one of Tacoma's suburbs, proposes to organize a com pany of GOO American editors and take them around the world in SO days next fall at 500 per bead. The Princess Louise. Marchioness of Lome, is making a statue which will be a reminiscence of the dim and distant past, inasmuch as it is to be a marble presentment of Queen Victoria as she looked in girlhood. Archdeacon Farrak, who takes a great Interest is the "Passion Play," visited Ober ammergau at the first performance and lodged at the bouse of Joseph Mayer, the actor who played the part of Jesus. The Princess Helen Cusa, whose husband died in Madrid lately, leaving her a fortune uf 3,000,000 francs, has determined to devote her whole Income to charitable purposes. She has become a nurse in the children's hospital at Jassy. Mr. Stanley ha9 removed the belief which has long prevailed, that be entertained an un conquerable dislike for Wales, by accepting tbe freedom of the City of Cardiff. He will, however, postpone his visit to that place until other engagements have been fulfilled. Jessie Carson, a plucky girl, has for several years been driving a stage between Osage and Park Rapids, Minn. She makes three trips a week, winter or summer, rain or shine, cold or hot. t When the roads are bad she drives four horses from tbe box with the same easy grace and Hank Monk abandon that she drives two. OUR MAIL POUCfl. A Conmltuilonnl Puzzle. To the Editor of Tbe Dispatch! If Congress should pass the bill granting the power to tbe States of controlling the manu facture and sale of liquor, oleomargarine, etc, would it not be necessary for the different States to pass other laws than those now In force, or at least re-enact, them? In other words can Congress pass any bill that will be retrospective. Pbohibitiontst. -Beaver, June 27. ' (That the States would have to pass new laws in such a case is quite probable. There is more doubt whether Congress can transfer a duty Imposed on it by the Constitution to be per formed by the State Legislatures. Tbe Dependent 1'enilon BUI. To the tditor of The Ulspatch: Will you be kind enough to Inform ns in The Dispatch the full purport of the invalid pen sion bill that passed Congress the other day. and oblige some old soldiers and readers of your excellent paperT Old Soldier. Allegheny, June 27. The Dispatch published the full text of the bill in its issue at Saturday, June 14, last. The bill was signed by the President yoster day.l PuttUon'n Creed and Ancostry. To the Editor of The Ulspatch: Will you kindly inform me what Robert E. Pattison (the prospective candidate for Gov ernor's creed is, and if his ancestors were American for three or four generations back? Pittsburg, June 27. A Reader. His father was a Methodist preacher, and be is a Methodist. His biographers throw no light on his ancestors. Free Colnnee of Silver. To the Editor of The Dlspatchi Please inform the writer through mail pouch column of your paper what is meant by free coinage of silver, which is so much agitated in Congress. GEEENIE. Franklin, June 27. It means that producers of bullion can take their product to the mint and receive therefor its equivalent in silver dollars. Ovntlon Veraus Vindication. From tbe Philadelphia Becord. W. W. Dudley, who blocked out tbe Indiana campaign, and in ungrateful recompense was blocked out of the White House, was "ovated" by tbe Indiana Republican editors In Washing ton on Monday night. In the bright lexicon of politics an ovation is a huckleberry above a vindication. On Hnnd, n Usual. From the Washington Post. Those old friends, the cholera scare and the man who "points with pride" in the political platfoims, have commenced their summer campaigns. DEATHS OF A DAY. PrnneU C. Yarnnll. rmLADELFBIA. June 27. Francis O. YarnaU, Vice President of theLehlgh Coal and Aavlgatlon Company, died yesterday at bis residence t Uverbrook. Pa., aged 61 years. Mr. Yarnall was well known In railroad circles. Judge Thoraa U. Nenblt. Pomona. Cal., June 77. Jndge Thomas B Kesbltdiedathls home here last night, aged 68. He was for 18 years Circuit Judge la Missouri, and five years State Senator. THE TOPICAL TALKER. As FalatafTSnlrit I Would Than and I Knew Where n Commodity of Good Names Were to be Rouabt. ASA rule we are pretty well pleased with the names tht our parents or our godfathers and godmothers have given us. But occasion ally the given or Christian name is a drawback and an annoyance to its owner. A New En gland couple aie trying to avoid the responsi bility of naming their offspring by a somewhat ingenious plan, luey have now four children, two boys and two girls, who are known simply as One, Two, Three and Four. These numbers are merely used as temporary expedients; ap pelatlons to be used until tbe children arrive at a certain age when they will be permitted to choose what names they please. As Boon as the child's fifteenth birthday arrives he or she will take the name or names which appear de sirable, and the numeral will be dropped. None of the four has reached 15 yet, and it is very odd to bear the parents talk of tbe time "poor little Four" has had with her teeth, and of One's success at school; or ot the bad habit Three has a cqmred of using slang, and Two's tremendous appetite. The plan has its advant ages. An ill-chosen name sometimes darkens a career. We are apt to expect some intel lectual quality in a youth named Shakespeare; and it is doobly painful to discover an unmiti gated liar In a George Washington feomebndy-or-Other. Ulysses became General Grant very well as a name, but how many men are rendered ridiculous Dy such heroic nomenclature! The classical craze in the choice of names Is happily a thing of the past. The days when many an inoffending infant was con demned to bear such names as Xenophon or Clytemnestia, are gone by. Neither is it popu lar to ransack the Bible for polysyllabic names. There is perhaps an excessive tendency in me otner uirection. .Here in America a pro test has been often made against the discard ing of classical and biblical names for tbe meaningless moderultes, the Mamies. Sadies, and the other tes of glrldom tu-day. The names which the Puritans made popular were in many cases musical, but the fair sex fared the best in tbe distribution always. Priscilla and Prudence are as lovely names as any of the dear creatures who have worn them could wish; but who has a wholesouled desire to be called Hezeklah or Ohadlab or worse than all Uriah, which Dickens made forever destest- able by tying it to the wretched Heep? TT-HEN this question of names was being dis cussed, the other day, a Southerner a Tennessee man said: "Down my way you run across some mighty queer names among the colored folks. In Greene county there's a man called George Greenville Female Seminary Smith. He was named after the most import ant institution at his homo in Greenville. has to the idea of your New England frietid." said the reformed cowboy, "of giving his children numeral nicknames till they come to years of discretion, that's as old as tbe Alle gheny Mountains. My whilom neighbors, the Indians, give tbe papoose a name at its birth, usually suggested by some of the circumstances of its natal hour, or derived from its father, as, for example, the child of a chief named Rising San might be called Little Sunbeam. When the Indian boy grows up be gets an other name, usually taken from his features or personal characteristics, and pre sumably he selects it himself. A third name he may obtain after he attains manhood by some deed of valor or cunning; glorious by tbe Redskin standard. This last name is conferred as an honor by tbe individual's tribe. Indians are fond of giving picturesque names to the white men who mingle with them. I see that the Washington Post says that Theodore Roosevelt, the Civil Service Commissioner, is ' called by Indian friends 'He-Who-Skins-His- Teeth-When-He-Talks' which may or may not be complimentary." 'T'here is no reason why the stock of given names should not be Increased. Accept able additions can be made. A pretty idea, which has been followed in two families that I know of, is to call the girls after the States. The euphonious ones will be found sufficiently numerous to provide tor a family of reasonable size even if they be all girls. Pennsylvania is rather long, but the word has a grand and graceful meaning. At least'oae young lady born in this county has borne it, Virginia is of course a common name. Florida, 'Missouri and Carolina are moro fre quently used in the South and Southwest than here. The son ot a Union gen eral who distinguished himself in the war, bears the name of the State where his father was killed, Tennessee. Nobody has been called New Jersey yet. TXThence, by the way, comes the phrase, "His name is DennisI" My ignorance is deplor able doubtless, but I found a score of wise men and women yesterday who are in tbe same boat. One authority I consulted said: "I have a vague idea that some fellow whose name was Dennis got hung. Somebody who ill'' not know of this tragic fact asked afterwari t had Decome of "Mister" Dennis, and thv iswer be got was: "His name is Dennis." In my search after tbe origin of the phrase, I came upon the record of a certain John Den nis, an English critic and poet in a small way, who lived in tbe eighteenth century. In bis capacity of critic be wrote a savage review of Pope's "Essay on Man," and tbe revengeful poet replied by immortalizing Mr. Dennis In "The Dunciad" after this fashion: Should Dennis publish you had stabb'd your brother. Say, what revenge on Dennis can he bad? Too dull for laughter, forreply too mad; On one so poor you cannot take the law; On one so old your sword you scorn to draw. Uncaged then let the harmless monster rage, beenre in dulness, want and senile age. EESEBVES SAY. A Special Celebration by tbe Veterans of the Pennsylvania Reserves. The State Commission in charge of tbe regi mental memorials on tbe battlefield of Gettys burg have fixed on Grand Army week, the last of August and the beginning of September.f or a special rennlon and celebration by tbo veterans of the "Pennsylvania Reserves." This is a just tribute to that famous organization, says the Philadelphia Ledger. It was the only body of State volunteers that maintained intact its original form, and under the impulse given to it by Governor Curtin, and with such Generals as McCall, Ord, Meade, -Reynolds, Seymour and the long list of its own distinguished field and brigade officers, it won for itself and for the State of Pennsylvania tbe highest -praise for gallantry, devotion and discipline. The last Division Commander was General S. W. Crawford, and among its best-known Colonels were the gallant McCandles, Bruce Ricketts, Dick, and on us rolls were many who were promoted to other commands. Tbe esprit de corps of the old "Reserves" has always been maintained, and they are entitled to this and every honor. The State Commission is rapidly completing its work, and will, no doubt, present a.n ex haustive and final report to the next Legisla ture. "Pennsylvania Day" last year was a memoiable occasion, and "Pennsylvania Re serves Day" this year will, undoubtedly, call together a thousand or more of tbe veterans who still proudly cherish their memories of their services in tho old division.. Such a trib ute emphasizes the peculiar relation it bore alike to the State which organized it and to tbe United States, which gladly welcomed it as part of its great army of volunteers. There can be no better page In the record of the State's share in the war for the Union than that which shall tell the story of the creation of the Pennsylvania Reserves Division.'of its long, arduous and admirable service, of its splendid roll of honor, of its veterans who have won distinction in civil life, and of its glorious past. The reunion of its members at Gettjs hurg on a day specially set apart for tbem will be the crowning success of the series of his torical gatherings on that field of the great turning point of tbe war for the Union. Get OITtbe Enrtb." From the Boston Globe. 1 "Danger V "No crossing 1" "Private way T "Don't cross this lot I" "Look out for the dog r "No trespass 1" "Tho bull- Is cross 1" These are a few of the warnings that continu ally confront the innocent pedestrian ho at tempts to walk God's earth and enjoy the free air uf heaven in the country. One of these days the modest lover of nature on foot will probably read at every crossroad: "Getoft the earth V 6ur Glorious Old Slate. From tbe Baltimore American. Pennsylvania i a great and glorious old State, and one ot the greatest and most glorious things aboutber Is that large and com prehensive Republican majority.. It should cooae out strong and vigorous this fall. - A HAPPY EVENT. Twentieth Annual Commencement at tbe St. Draule Acndemy Honors Awarded to Graduates A Lnwn Pete nt bwlssvale To-Dny' Orsun Recital. An event yesterday afternoon that called forth a very fashionable, interesting and inter ested audience, was tbe twentieth annual com mencement ot the St. Ursnle Academy, an event that is looked forward to anxiously each year, not only by the pupils, but by many of tbe Reverend Fathers, Sisters from other convents, and any number of friends, all of whom were present yesterdayin great numbeis. The pretty little exhibition hall was fairly packed, and around either door were gathered enough to fill another hall of like proportions. The decorations of the cozy little hall were very beautiful potted plants, fresh flowers and dainty colored draplngs around tho stage formed a pretty frame for the many little maids and older misses that were seated there gowned in lovely exquisite creations of white. The programme of tho exercises was a care fully selected one that opened with a chorus, "Light as Air." by the pupiR This was fol lowed by the "Festival March," performed on 1 onr pianos by Misses Edna Benser, Valetta Phelan, Edith Keating. Kate Harman, Mary Carter, Anna Scbaefer, Corinne Ful ton, Mary AMTerti. Delia Esterly. Gertrude O'Leary, Helen Heh and Gertrude Bnckiey. This performance was somewhat remarkable, from the fact that the girls were all very small, none of them being over 12 years old. "Le Jour Des Prix," a French recitation by Miss Gertrude Mc Caffrey, was charmingly rendered, as was the recitation, "The Fate of Virginia," by Miss Annie Ibmsen. "Nabucco," by Verdi, was per formed on six pianos by Misses Edith Keating. Marion Hopper, Alma O'Neil, Alice Fetterman, Nellie Buckley, Blanche Loughney. Bertha Bertalott. Mary Meehan, Gertrude McCaffrey, Anna Laurnlger, Corinel O'Neil and Gertrude Buckley. "Causcrie Ln fantine" was rendered by a number of little girls. "Priraavera," a votil quartet, was rendered by Misses Alice Fetterman. Kittie Reipliuger, Mary Hackett, Flora LoefHer, Bertli.i Haucb, Daisy Herzog and Augusta Abel. "E Pluribus Unum," a recitation by Miss Daisy Herzog. 'The Song of the Bells" was given by the junior class, tnd was followed by a German recitation by tho German class, "Semiramide," performed on eight pianos, by Misses Mary Hackett, Flora LoefHer, Martha Seaforth, Katie Bernardou, Bessie O'Neil, Mary Meeban, Anna Ibmsen, Lucie Donuhue, Mary Dunlevy, Marion Hopper, Alice Fetter man, Alma O'Neil, Bertha Haucli, Au"usta Abel, Mary Biechele and Mary BruhU "Will iam Tell," a recitation, by Miss Constance Keating. . "Une Piece Improvisee," a French dialogue, was rendered bv Ticqaq xr.a T?ara-mnn tu. jetwer' iIary Hackett, Constance Keating and Mary Dunievv. "Fantaisie." performed on eight pianos by Misses Lucie Donahue. Au gusta Abel. Mary Hackett, Gertrude Jolly, lora Loeffler. Mary Biechele, Daisy Herzoir and Marthi Seaforth. Recitation selected by Miss Blanche Ibmsen. "Fond Hearts." a chorus, by Miss Gertrude Jolly and Kittie The performance concluded with the valedic tory, which was rendered by Miss Marguerite Seaforth, after which came the distribution of premiums,medals and diplomas by Rev. Father Wall. Ihe awards were as follows: Crowns for good conduct. Misses Mattie Robertson, Gertrnde O'Leary, Alice Fetterman, Flora Loefner, Alice Vollmer, Maud Murray and Augusta Abel; crowns for application. Misses Carmel O'Neil and Nellie Bnckiey; crown for punctuality, Camella Brent; premium for music, gold harp, presented by Mr. Wilson. Miss Kittle Bernadou; first pre mium and special reward for noto rearling, second class. Misses Alma O'Neil, Edith Keat ing and Clara Owens; first premiums in third class. Misses Mary Hackett, Martha Seaforth, Kittie Bernardou; crown and first premium. Miss Augnsta Abel; gold medals for music presented by Mrs. Oxnard, Miss Lucie Donahue; medal presented by Miss Rose Callery, Miss Flora Loeffler; silver mpdals for good conduct and application to Miss Kittie Bernardou, Miss Clara Owens and Miss Mlgnon Silverman. Gold medal for Christian doctrine awarded to Miss Augusta Abel. Tbe graduates for the year were Miss Marguerita Sealortb, Miss Annie Ibmsen and Mis- Daisy Herzog. They were awarded with gold medals and diplomas. Previous to tbe commencement exercises, tbe visitors inspected the work of the punils during the year, which was exhibited in tbe re ception room. This work included paintings in oil, etchings, pastels and fancy work ot all kinds. The work of tho pupils was excellent, and called forth tbe highest praise from all S resent, and particularly the work of Misses IcCaffrey. Ihinsen and Seaforth, which was of unusual excellence. MUSIC EOS THE PEOPLE. ProsrnAime for the Seventh Free Organ Reclinl In Carnesle Hull. The seventh free organ recital at Carnegie Hall, Allegheny, this afternoon, commencing at 3 o'clock, will present a programme replete with Interesting features. Miss Irene Sample, the favorite young soprano, will contribute two vocal numbers, and will sing a tuneful duet with Mr. A. R. Donaldson, the well-known tenor. The organ numbers will be in a popu lar vein with regard to the orchestral effects of which tbe instrument iscanable. Tbe city organist feels that in presenting music for the nfasses their tate is better consulted bvthe use of music calculated to be enjoyable, with a dash of the Instructive, than by the employ ment of a class of music in which severity of style and obsenre ideas predominate. In this vie' of bis mission be has lately had the hearty indorsement of such sterling organists as Mr. C. C. Mellor and Mr. L. C. Webster. The programme for to-day embraces the fol lowing selections upon the organ: "Delta Kappa Ipsiloo March;" Pease, "Anvil Polka," Rakocsky; "Overture to Norma," Bellini; "The Dying Poet," Gottscbalk; "Overture to Poet and Peasant," 1001 Nights Waltz. J. Strauss;. "Gavotte from Mignon," Ambrose Thomas: "Offertoire in D minor. Batiste, etc." Miss Sample will sing "Golden Love." by Milton Welllngs; "Resurrection," by Harry Howe Shellev. and with Mr. A, R. Donaldson, will sine "The Adieu." a duot by Nicolai. Mrs. John D. Balph, nee Margaret Cassidy, whose voice charmed Old Trinity church-goers sev eral years ago, will be the soloist of the eighth freo recital. ' AM AETlSTic SUCCESS. Sir. J. P. Connelly's Bent fit, Lnst Evenlnc, at tho BIJou Theater. The testimonial benefit last evening at the Bijon, tendered to the successful young Pitts burg actor,Mr.J.P.Connelly,at wbich he appear ed as Damon to tbe Pythias of Mr. J. C.Kober, in the renowned play, was an artistic success. In tho rather small audience were many of the young actor's friends, and many that he male his friends by his very clever acting, which at times was received by a perfect ova tion of applause. Nature was generous in her gifts to Mr. Connelly; a good physique, com manding presence, handsome, regular features are his, besldo considerable dramatic ability. His loyal friend, Mr. J. C. Kober, was as much appreciated by the audience as he was by the condemned Damon. Calanthe, impersonated by Miss Mand Midgeley, was an enjoyable character, if the portrayal of suffering can be enjoyed, and Jler mion, in Miss Gertrude" C. Donahue, found a faithful interpreter. Dionysius, Mr. T.J. Mc Gonnell, was a strong actor, and improved his many opportunities to impress his strength upon the audience. The rest of tbe cast w as: Procles, Mr. J. E. Carney; Damocles, Mr. Will E. Epgle; Philislins, Mr. F. A. Grnndv; Lucullus, Mr. A. J. Ruoff; Servant, Mr. R.M. Junzen; Child of .Damon, little Alice Kober. The costumes were very handsome, and tbe staging was good. DEVOTED TO PLEASTTBE. Au Epjoynble Lnwn Fete Patronized by tbo Peoplo of Swlssvalr. Swissvalo gave Itself up wholly to pleasure last evening. In the perfect weather tbe mere being in the sylvan spot was in itself a pleasure that scarcely needed artificial enhancement. 'Still, the decorations, the music, and the thou sand and one details of a well arranged garden party were not to be despised. Upon the gently undulating greensward of the spacious grounds surrounding Mr. A L. Sailor's residence, the Young Ladles' Home Missionary Society of the Swissvale U. P. Church held their annual lawn fete. There were booths and fancy tables dis posed in artistic disorder among the trees and in shady nooks, presided over by bright young girls in tbe daintiest of summer costumes, and, with tbe most bewitchingly persuasive man ners. Supper and ice cream were served al fresco to all who desired it. Upward of a thousand people were in attendance during the afternoon and evening, and the occasion was thoroughly enjojable throughout. nmlnK tho Baby. From the Evenlne World. Tbe nomenclature of society babies has un dergone a complete change. Diminutives are not recognized as good form, and studious ef fort is made to give names that defy abbrevia tion. Briefly tbe termination "ie" and "ey" Is odious, and nurse girls and servants are cau tioned against tbe reduction of plain Jonathan to Johnnie, or Catherine to Kitty and tbo like unuer ptnalty of dismissal. There is a restora tion to tbe old-fasbioned names, such as Mar garet, Harriet, Luther, Julius, Bolomon and Elizabeth. Mary hag lost some of its poetry, and Aunts a name not to be countenanced. WHAT THEY THINK OF IT. Comments From tbe State and Outside Press On the Gubernatorial Nomination Dela mntrr Generally Indorsed" by the Repob llcnn Papers His Election Considered Certnln. From the Philadelphia Call, Ben. There was no surprise over the nomination of Senator George W. Delamater by tbe Repub lican State Convention yesterday for Governor. The people were prepared for and expected It. Surprise would have been general had any other candidate secured a majority of tbe votes in the convention. The nomination certainly does not give very general satisfaction just now, but it Is almost certain that before the time for voting comes the displeased Republicans will, as a rule, fall into line and support the ticket. A Peer of Any of Ills Competitors. From the Scranton RepuDlIcan, Hep. George W. Delamater Is a candidate whom true Republicans can heartily support without scruples or reluctance. He is the equal in legis lative experience and executive ability to any of tbe excellent gentlemen who were pitted against him. His campaign will be character ized by the same energy, aggressiveness and tact which secured his victory in the battle for the nomination. A Itlnn or More Than Ordinary Ability. rom the Wllkesharre Becord, Bep.l Mr. Delamater, who head3 tbe ticket, is a man of more than ordinary ability. His record is a brilliant one, and will bear the closest scrutiny. By far the greater part of the op position to his candidacy in all quarters bas been based, like that of the Hecord, on the manner of bis getting the nomination, and not on his personal qualities or past record. Under different circumstances he would have received the hearty support of tbe whole party. An Abln nnd Cnpnble Mnn From the Wllllamsport Gazette and Bulletin, Kcp.l George Wallace Delamater is an able and capable young man. endowed with attainments that have been sharpened and brightened in the State Senate: and above all is the truth that he stands honored and esteemed in the councils of his party. He bas been called to fill high and noble office, and there is no mistaking the unity and fervor of that call. A Standard Orarnn's Views. From the Toledo Commercial, Bep.l The nomination of George Wallace Dela mater for Governor by the Republicans of Pennsylvania will be received as a complete vindication of the man against .the wild un warranted insinuations raised by the Mugwump elements in the-party. His nomination on the second ballot is proof of the assertion repeat edly made by his friends that he was the choice of tbe rank and file of the party throughout the State. A Lnck of Enthusiasm. From tho Bradford Era, lad. Bradford Republicans were not disposed to fire any guns in honor of tbe nomination at Harrisburg. There were no outburst of un bridled joy nor wild enthusiasm manifested. On the contrary, the announcement that Mr. Delamater had secured the prize for which be had worked so bard and which had practically long since been conceded him, was received with great coldness on tbe part of the local members of the G. O. P. Hardly Abrrnst of tbe News. From the Baltimore American, Hep. Senator Delamater was nominated by tbe Pennsylvania Republican Convention on the second ballot. He will be the next Governor of the State. He is a good man, indorsed by the best citizens of tbe State, and his candidacy will be a brilliant success. Backed by a Successful Manager. From the Kochestcr Democrat and Chronicle, Rep . Hon. George W. Delamater was nominated unanimously for Governor on the second bal lot. He goes Into the campaign backed by tbe most successfnl political manager of recent times, and under circumstances which will im pel the party to put forth its best efforts. With a good platform and a good ticket, the Repub licans of tbe Keystone State ought to roll up a big majority for State officers and strengthen themselves in every Congressional and legisla tive district. Democrnts Unablo to Match Him. From the Harrisburg Telegraph. Bep.j George W. Delamater is tbe candidate for Governor. The Republican party bas placed him in the fore, and defiantly asks its oppo nents to match him, if tbey can; while it cheer fully submits bis personal, political and busi ness record to the close scrutiny of a discern ing public Mr. Delamater became a candi date for the nomination with the enthusiastic and united support of his own people. Nothing; Prove a Asnlnst Him. From the Philadelphia Sews, IteD-1 The candidate for Governor bas been sub jected to fierce criticism ever since he began his campaign more than a year ago. Charges have been made, against him by political and factional opponents, but nothing bas been proven to show him unfit to hold tbe high and responsime position oi unlet .Executive ol the Commonwealth. An Unexceptional Ticket. From the Lancaster Hew Era, Hep. The ticket presented for their suffrage Is an unexceptional one. The candidates are gentle men of character and standing, and the cam paign, heated as it was failed to develop a single personal flaw in their character as citi zens or officials in their public life Tbe worst that the opponent of Mr. Delamater could say against his candidacy was that his nomination was forced by Senator Quay. The Expected Took Place. From the Chester News, Hep. George Wallace Delamater, of Beaver, was as everybody expected he would be, nominated for Governor. Ho has been selected as the standard bearer of tbe Republican party dur ing tbo coming campaign, and though there are mutterings of dissatisfaction on tho part of the more zealous in the interest of some other fa vorite. It will well become all to at once turn In and give the ticket which he heads tbe usual rousing Republican majority. Some Snrcnsra In This From tbe Baltimore Sun, Dem. Senator Quay's ' convention nominated for Governor the man Senator Quay had selected for that honor. Mr. Delamater will make a good candidate, being very much tho sort of man Pennsylvania Republicans like. He is supported by the machine, which means a great deal in Pennsylvania elections. His patron is a manager of national reputation. There Is organization, experience, skill and un limited boodle back of bis candidacy. Under uruinary conditions these must win. rsut tne candidacy of Delamater will produce, it is said, dissensions in tbe party that will cut down tbe Republican strength. A Cnmpilsn of Unremitting- Work. From the Philadelphia .North American, Bep.l That Mr. Delamater might have been beaten in this fight he has so fairly won if Senator Quay had used all his power to defeat bim is possible. But be had made his personal im print npon the politics of the State before Mr. Quay adopted the policy of "neutrality," which gave easy victory to the young statesman from Crawford. The campaign of Mr. Delamater has been from the beginning a campaign of un remitting work- On the other hand, the cam paign ot bis principal, but never dangerous opponent. General Hastings, has been one of expectations. Won In n CIrnn, Honorable Fight. From the Philadelphia Evening Bulletin, Hep. The nomination of Senator Delamater for Governor is one which will compare favorably with any that the Republican party has pre viously made for this office. It has been won by Mr. Delamater after a clean, honorable, straight-forward and legitimate canvass in his party. If any of the friends of General Hastings or of Major Montooth meditate any opposition to the ticket and tbe signs that there will be any serious disaffection are few they will find it extremely difficult to point to anything in the proceeulngs of the convention or in the canvass of the successful candidate that will give them even a pretext for resorting to such a course. Cordially nnd Ileartlly Indorsed. From tho Crawford Journal, Kep. Wo have only time and space to say that we cordially and heartily indorse the nomination of Senator Delamater, of this county, for Gov ernor of Pennsylvania. He will be elected, and by a majority of which he nor the Republi can party will be ashamed. Let every Republi can in Crawford county resolve to make that majority the greatesv ever given candidate for Governor of Pennsylvania. 'CUB10US CONDENSATIONS. Beefloses 25 per cent of its weight -when baked. One hundred and fifty million corkscrews are made yearly in Jersey. Altogether in the world there are about 500,000,000 followers of Buddha. "In France alone there are 30,0001 A Superior, "Wis., man is on trial for stealing a gold wa,tcb. a pair of diamond ear rings and two rings from his wife. One of the cariosities found by the census enumerators in Madison county, Ga,, Is a boy 9 years old. who bas never been given even a name by his parents. Whole cloves are now used to extermi nate the merciless and industrious moth. It Is said tbey are more effectual as a destroying agent than either tobacco, camphor or cedar shavings. An increased liveliness was added to a dance at Bath, Me., the other night when a pug dug joined the dancers on the floor and went up and down the bail without retrard to tbe figures. Mrs. Maria Beers, 102 years old, of Cheshire, Cone, can repeat witbouta break, it is said, lines of poetry sbe learned 75 years ago, and sbe can write her name without the aid ot spectacles. Ed. O. Falloon, of Clarion, Pa., has a pear tree in full bloom. This is its second crop of blossoms. In tbe spring it unfolded with the rest of the trees, and now itbas a new dress of fragrant flowers. Mrs. H. G. Abrams, of Franklin, Ga., has a monstrosity in the shape of a chicken. A peculiarly shaped egg did not batch, and was broken. It contained a chicken with f our well formed legs and three wings. It is estimated that the regnlar insur ance companies of the United States will dis burse during 1S90 the snm of $83,O0O,C0O In datb, endowment and dividend claims. It is an average of 1.000 for every minute in the year. The late J. J. McElhone, Stenographer of the National House of Representatives, could report equally well with either hand, and in taking long speech in the House he would frequently shift the pencil from one hand to the other without interrupting his speed. One of Horace Greeley's nephews is a barber in a little town in Warren county. Pa. In personal appearance he is not unlike his dis tinguished uncle. He thinks Horace might also have become a great barber If be had not got switched off in another.direction when he was young and immature. While the heavy rain and hail storm was passing over Mars Hill, Ga lightning struck a small oak tree under wbich six horses were tied. Tbe tree was completely shattered, but, strange to say, none of the horses were hurt. Several persons were also near, bnt they re ceived only a slight shock. By a new regulation recently made by the senate of tbe University of Vienna stu dents on matriculating must present tbe dean of the faculty which tbey wish to enter with their photograph. These works of art will be used to identify candidates when interesting questions as to "signing up," etc, arise. Poe's "Riven" has found a counterpart at Gainesville, Fix, where a monster owl has taken up bis abode in tbe residence of Dr. Phillips, wheru be called very early one morn ing and perched himself on top of tbe frame of a pictnre haneing on the wall. He looked wise and said nothing except when poked with a stick. At last accounts he still remained a guest of the family. When tbe appraisers were making an inventory of the effects of the late Alexander Smith, of Young township, this State, they were shown a silver watch, made in Belfast, Ireland, which Mr. Smith's father bad given bim when a boy, and which he bad carried con stantly for 71 'years. The watch is now the property of Mrs. Mary Broadbead, and is still in good running order and a good timepiece. -The trousseau of the Archduchess Marie Valerie of Austria is now on exhibition, and occupies no less tban four so-called "saloons" in thelmperial palace, while a fifth Is crowded with wedding gifts, overwbicb sentinels stand constantly on guard. There is a gorgeous dis play of jewelry, including three magnificent diadems, splendid lace-, gold and silver plate, and a limitless profusion of costly gifts of all kinds. An Oslikosh young man visited Chicago last week, and among other things that he did he went to tbe Eden Musee. A great collec tion of wax figures are on exhibition, some of tbem being so well executed that they, appear quite lite-like. The Osbkosb young man sat down on a railing to rest after he had looked around for awhile, and presently a couple of ladies came t.p to where be was and began to comment on his life-like appearance, bo iltimfoundcd was the fellow that it was some time before he moved. When he did, however, the ladles nearly fainted. A enrions incident occurred on "Wash ington street, Albany, Ga. A countryman had a load of melons and was trying to sell them. He stood there for abont half an hour, and at last one of the boys came up and priced tbem. The countryman turned and put his hand on a melon to lift it ont and show it to the cus tomer. When the countryman touched the melon be gave a yell that conld have been heard to tbo depot, and danced aronnd like a crazy man. shaking bis hand. Tbe melon had lahlin the sun so long that it was red hot. and the countryman bad burned the skin off bis hand when be touched it. A fish of most peculiar appearance, the like of which bas never been seen by any of the many old fishermen who have inspected It, was recently exhibited at Pensacola, Fla. It was caught in tbe gulf with hook and line, and is about five feet in length. Tbe body is similar to that of a dolphin, and it has a bill like a needlefish. The tail is forked, and has two Immense tins rising from the back. They are of a soft, bony substance and are of such peculiar formation that they give the flsb the appearance of having a flowing mane. It is a rare fish, and. If pos3iole, should bo preserved as a curiosity. The proprietor of a circus which em ploys Indians says that he finds it very hard to get the men to attend any religions service on Sunday. If they happen to spend a Sunday in a town in which any one denomination Is un represented by a place of worship, the braves unanimously declare, first, that they are mem bers of th.it particular denomination, and sec ondly that it would sorely wound their con sciences to go to jny other- And if a Sunday is spent in a town where all the denominations have places of worship, they declare that tbey ate agnostics, with conscientious objections to all churches. WITH THE FUNNY HEN. One is company and two is a crowd in a summer hammock. few Orleans Picayune. The geuius who covers himself with glory must have some dryeoods alio. Dallas (Texas) Sews. Tbe college graduate is now looking abont h I m for a lob. It is the saddest period of hli life. Hnujiton Post. Give a man an inch and he wants a foot; give him a foot and he immediately begins to tick. Atchison Globe. A man whose wile's good looks were the only anchor for his love, says: "She is a thing of beauty, and a Jaw forever. "Xankee Blade. Trotter Table d'hote.with wine, one dol lar, eh? How much Is the dinner without the wine? Walter Ninety cents. hem lork Sun. "Where did young Browne get his money, papa?" "Inherited everything he has except the final "e' to his name." Merchant Traveler. Sunday School Teacher Now, little boys, what do you know about Goliath? Freddy Fangle release, ma'm, he was rocked to sleep. 1 igaro. YES. PLAQUE TAKE BX1C Plague take the man who "knows it all." How pleased we'd be at his downfall; His nose so keen. Scents all things mean. And that's the way he nose it all. GoodalVs Sun, First Girl I don't believe in long en gagements, do you? Second Girl Yes, I do. "Why do you?" t ell, I've been en (raged to a fellow a year and now 1 wouldn't marry him for l'vo Just learned what he Is." "How so?" The brass on his engagement ring Is Just show ing through the gold. Chicago Timet. Uncle Silas Greening, visiting his niece In the city, was taken one day to see tbe chrysan themum sbow. The old man Is of a practical tarn, and seldom hesitates to speak bis mind. "Well, uncle," said his niece, after their return home, "bow did you like the exhmliloa?" "Wal, to tell ye the truth, javirr. I didn't think much on't." 'Why, what was the matter with it! " "Matter? Why, there wa'n't so much as ingle punkln la the whole saowt" JoutV , Companion. "t