Kaa 8sfv lKBBBSpBWWWBHHWB IPSFSC I if ft 10 words once more and I will stamp the life out of tou where you are. You say that God promised her to you promised that woman to a hound like you. Ah, be care fall" Owen Davies made no answer. Crouched there upon the ground he rocked himself to and fro and moaned in the madness of his balked desire. "This man." said Geoffrey, turning to ward and pointing to Elizabeth, who was glaring at him ljke a wildcat from the cor ner of the room, "said that there is no God. I say that there is a God, and that one day, soon or late, vengeance will find you out you murderess, you writer of anonymous, letters; you who, to advance your own wicked ends, whatever they may be. were not ashamed to try and drag your innocent sister's name into the dirt I never believed in a hell till now, but there must be a hell for such as von, Elizabeth Granger. Go vour ways; live out your time; but live every Lour ol it in terror of the vengeance that shall come so surelv as you shall die. "Wmr fnrrnn sir." h went on. address ing the trembling father. "I do not blame you so much, because I believe that this viper poisoned jour mind. Yon might have thought that the tale was true. It is not true; it was a lie. Beatrice, who is now dead, came into my room in her sleep, and was carried from i as she came. And you, her father, allowed this villain and your daughter to use her distress against her; you allowed him to make a lever of it, with which to force her into a marriage that she loathed. Yes, cover up yonr face you may well do so. Do your worst, one and all of you, but remember that this time you have to deal with a man who can and will strike back, not with a poor friendless girl." "Before heaven it was not my fault, Hr. Bin.-ham," gasped the old man. "I am in nocent of it. That Judas-woman Elizabeth betrayed her sister because she wanted to marry him herself," and he pointed to the heap upon the floor. "She thought that it would prejudice him against Beatrice, and he he believed that she was attached to you, and tried to work upon her attach ment" , . n "So," said Geoffrey, "now we have it all. And von, sir, stood bv and saw this done. Yon "stood by thinking that you would make a profit of her agony. Now I will tell you what I meant to hide from you. I did love her. I do loye her as she loved me. I believe that between yon, you drove her to her grave. Her blood be on your heads forever and forever!" "Oh, take me home," groaned the Heap upon the floor "take me home. Elizabeth! I daren't go alone. Beatrice will haunt me. My brain goes round and round. Take me awav. Elizabeth, and stop with me. You are "not afraid of her, you are afraid ot nothing." Elizabeth sidled up to him, keeping her fierce eyes on Geoffrey all the time. She was utterly cowed and terrified, bnt she could still look fierce. She took the Heap by the hand and drew him thence still moaning and quite crazed. She led him awav to his castle and his wealth. Six months alterward she came forth with him to marry him, half-witted as he was. A year and eight months afterward she came out again to bury him, and found herself the richest widow in Wales. But mark the 6equel! In her breast was the seed of a fatal and shocking malady. "Within three months of her deliverance, Elizabeth too was dead, and the wealth passed elsewhere. They went forth, leaving Geoffrey and Mr. Grang'er alone. The old man rested his head upon the table and wept bitterly. "Be mercilul," he said, "do not say snch words to me. I loved her, indeed I did, bnt Elizabeth was too much for me, and I am so poor. Ob, if you loved her also, be merci full 1 do not reproach you because you loved her, although you had no right to love her. If you had not loved her, and made her love you. all this would never have happened. Why do you say such dreadiul things to me, Mr. Bingham?" "I loved her, sir." answered Geoffrey, humbly enongh now that his fury had passed "because being what she was, all who looked on her must love her. There is no woman left like her in the world. But who am I that I should blame you? God forgive us alll I only live henceforth in the hope that I may one day rejoin her where she has gone." There was a pause. "Mr. Granger," said Geoffrey, pleasantly, "never trouble yourself about money. You were her father; anything you want and that I have is yours. Let ns shake hands and say good-bye, and let us never meet again. As I said, God forgive us all!" "Thank you thank you," said the old man, looking up through the white hair that fell about his eyes. '"It is a strange world and we are all miserable sinners. I hope there is a better somewhere. I'm well sigh tired ot this, especially now that Bea trice is gone. Poor girl, she was a good daughter and a fine woman. Good-bye. Good-bye. Then'Geoflrey went. CHAPTER XXXL THE DUCHESS' BALL. Geoffrey reached town a little before 11 o'clock that night a haunted man haunted for life by a vision of that face still lovely in death, floating alone upon the mighty deep, and companioned only by the screaming mews or perchance now sinking or sunk to an unfathomable grave. "Well might snch a vision haunt a man, the man whom alone of all men those cold lips had kissed, and for whose sake this dread ful thing was done. He took a cab, directing the driver to go to Bolton street and to stop at his club as he passed. There might be letters for him there, he thought something which would distract his mind a little. As it chanced there was a letter, marked "private," and a telegram; both had been delivered that evening, the porter said, the lormer about an hour ago by hand. Idly he opened the telegram it was from his lawyers: "Your cousin, the child George Bingham, is, we have just heard, dead. Please call on us early to-morrow morning." He started a little, for this meant a good deal to Geoffrey. It meant a baronetcy and eight t ousand a year more or less! How delighted Honoria would be.he thought with a sad smile: the loss of that large income bad always been a bitter pill to her, ana one which she had made him swallow again and again. Well, there it was. Poor boy, he had always been ailing an old man's child! He put the telegram in his pocket ana got into the hansom again. There was a lamp in it, and by its light he read the let ter. It was from the Prime Minister, and ran thus: "Ml Dear Bingham I have not seen you since Monday to thank you for the mag nificent speech you made on that night. Allow me to add my congratulations to those of everybody else. As you know, the Under ' Secretaryship of the Home Office is vacant. On behalf of my colleagues and myself I write to ask if you will consent to fill it for a time. I say for a time, for we do not in any way consider that the post is one com mensurate with your abilities. It will, how ever, serve to give you practical experience of administration, and us the advantage of your great talents to an even larger extent than we now enjoy. For the future, it must of course take care of itself; but, as you know, Sir 's health is not all that could be desired, and the other day he told me that it was doubtful if he would be able to carry on the duties of the Attorney Generalship for very much longer. In view of this con tingency, I venture to sugeest that you would do well to apply for silk as soon as possible. I have spoken to the "Gord Chan cellor abont it, and he says that there will be no difficnlty, as although you have only been inactive practice for so short a time, Vou have a good many years' standing as a barrister. Or it this prospect does not please, doubtless some other opening to the Cabinet can be found in time. The tact is, ehat we cannot in onr own interest overlook you for long." Geoffrey smiled again ai be finished this letter. Who could have believed a year ago that he would have been to-day in a position to receive such as epistle from the Prime Minister of England? Ah! here was the luck of the Drowned One's shoe with a vengeance. And what was it all worth to him now? He put the letter in his pocket with the telegram and looked out. They were turn ing into Bolton street. How was little Effie? he wandered. The child seemed all that was left him to care for now. If anything happened to her bah, he would not think ofit' He was there now. "How is Miss Effie?" he asked of the servant who opened the door. At that moment his attention was attracted by the dim forms of two people, a man and a woman, who were standing not far from the area gate, the man with his arm round the woman's waist. Suddenly the woman seemed to catch sight of the cab and retired Bwittiy down the area. It crossed his mind that her figure was very like that of Anne, the French nurse. "Miss Effie is doing nicely, sir, I'm told," answered the man." Geoffrey breathed more freely. "Where is her ladvship?" he asked. "In Miss Effie's room?" "No, sir," answered the" man, "her lady ship has gone to a ball. She left this note for you in case you should come in." He toot tne note irom the nail table ana opened it. "Dear Geoffrey," it ran, "Effie is so much better that 1 have made up my mind to go to the Duchess'.ball after all. She would be so disappointed it I did not come, and my dress is quite lovely. Had your mysterions business anything to do with Bryngelly? Yours, Honoria. "She would go on to a ball from her mother's funeral," said Geoffrey to himself, as he walked up to Effie's room; "well, it is her nature and there's an end ofit" He knocked at the door o' Effie's room. There was no answer, so he walked in. The room was lit, but empty no, not quite! On the floor, slothed only in her white night shirt, lay his little daughter, to all appear ance dead. With something like an oath he sprang to her and lilted her. The face was pale and the small hands were cold, but the breast was still hot and fevered, and the heart .beat. A glance showed him what had happened. The child, being left alone and feeling thirsty, had got out of bed and gone to the water bottle there was. the tumbler on the floor. Then weakness had overcome herand she had fainted fainted upon the cold floor with the inflammation still on her. At that moment Anne entered the room sweetly murmuring, "Ca va bien, cheri?" "Help me to put the child into bed," said Geoffrey sternjy. "Now ring the bell ring it again. "And now, woman go. Leave this house at once, this very night Do you hear me? No, don't stop to argue. Look herel If that child dies I will prosecute you for man slaughter; yes, I saw you in the street." and he took a step toward her. Then Anue fled, and her face was seen no more in Bolton street, or indeed in this country. "James." said Geoffrev to the servant. "send the cook up here she is a sensible woman; and do you take a hansom and drive to the doctor, and tell him to come here at once, and if you cannot find him go for an other doctor. Thsn go to the Nurses' Home, near St James' station, and get a trained nurse tell them one must be had from some where instantly." "Yes, sir; and shall I call for her ladyship at the Duchess', sir?" "No," he answered, frowning heavily; "do not disturb her ladyship. Go now." " "That settles it," said Geoffrey, as the man went "Whatever happens, Honoria and I must part I have done with her." He had indeed, tbongh not in the way he meant It would have been well for Honoria if her husband's contempt had not pre vented him from summoning her from her pleasure. The cook came np, and between them they brought the child back to life. She opened ber eyes and smiled. "Is that you, daddy," sh'e whispered, "or do I dreams?" "Yes, dear, it is L" "Where has you been, daddy to see Auntie Beatrice?" "Yes, love,V he said with a gasp. "Oh, daddy, my head do feel funny; but I don't mind now you is come back. You won't go away no more, will yon, daddy?" "No, dear, no more." After that she began to wander a little, and finally dropped into a troubled sleep. Within half an hour both the doctor and the nurse arrived. The former listened to Gocffrey's tale and examined the child. "She may pull through it," he said, "she has got a capital constitution; but I'll tell you what it is if she had lain another min ute in that draught there would have been an end of her. You came in the nick of time. And now if I were you I should go to bed. Yon can do no good here, and you look dread ully ill yourself." But Geoffrey shook his head. He said he would go downstairs and smoke a pipe. He did not want to go to bed at present; be was too urea. Meanwhile the ball went merrily on. Lady Honoria-never enjoyed herself more in her life. She revelled in the luxurious gayety around her like a butterfly, in the sunshine. How good it all was the flash of diamonds, the odor of costly flowers, the homage of the well-bred men, the envy of the other women. Oh! it was a dclighttul world after all that is, when one did not have to exist in a flat near the Edgeware road. But heaven be praised! thanks to Geoffrey's talents, there was an end of flats and misery. Alter all, be was not a bad sort of husband, though in many ways a perfect mystery to her. As for h;s little weakness for the Welsh girl, real ly, provided that there was no scandal, she did not care twopence about it "Yes, I am so glad you admire it I think it is rather a nice dress, but then I al ways say that nobody in London can make a dress like Madame Jules. Oh, no, Geoffrey did not cboose it; he thinks of other things." "Well, I'm sure you ought to be proud of bim. Lady Honoria," said, the handsome guardsman to whom she was talking; "they say at mess that he is one of the cleverest men in England. I only wish I had a fiftieth part ot his brains." "Oh, please do not become clever, Lord Atleigb; please don't, or I shall really give you up. Cleverness is all very well, but it isn't everything, you know. Yes, I will dance if you like, but you must go slowly; to be quite honest, I am afraid of tearing my lace in this crush. Why, I declare there is Garsington, my brother, you know," and she pointed to a small, red-haired man who was elbowing his way toward them. "I wonder what he wants; it is not at all in his line to come to balls. You know him, don't you? he is always racing horses, like you." But the guardsman had vanished." For reasons of his own he did not wish to meet Garsington. Perhaps he, too, had been a member of a certain club. "Oh, there you are, Honoria," said her brother. "I thought that I shonld be sure to find you somewhere in this beastly squash. Look here, I have something to tell you." "Good news or bad?" said Lady Honoria, playing with her fan. "I it is bad, keep it, tor I am enjoying myself very much, and I don't want my evening spoiled." "Trust you lor that, Honoria; but look here, it's jolly good, about as good as can be for that prig ot a husband of yours. What do you think? that brat ot a boy, the son of old Sir Kobert Bingham, and the cook or some one, you kuow, is" "Not dead, not dead?" said Honoria in deep agitation. "Dead as ditch-water," replied his Lord ship. "I heard it at the club. There was a lawyer fellow dining with somebody there, and they got talking about Bingham, when the lawyer said, 'Oh, he's Sir Geoffrey Bing ham now. Old Sir Robert's heir is dead. I saw the telegram myself." " "Oh, that is almost too good to be true," said Honoria. "Whv it means 8,000 a year to ns." "I told you it was pretty good," said her brother. Yon ought to stand me a com mission out of the swag. At any rate, let's go and drink to the news. Come on, it is time ior supper and I am awfully done. I must screw myself up." Lady Honofia took his arm. As they walked down the wide flower-hung stair they met a very great person, indeed, com ing up. "Ah, Lady Honoria," said the great person, "I hare something to say that will please you, I think," and he bent toward THE her and spoke very low, then, with a little bow, passed on. "What is the old boy talking about?" asked her brother "Why. what' do you think? We are in lnck's way to-night He says that they are offering Geoffrey the Tinder-Secretaryship of the Home Office." "He'll be a bigger prig than ever now," growled Lord Garsington. "Yes, it is luck though; let us hope it won't turn." They sat down to supper, and Lord Gar sington, who had already been dining, helped himself pretty freely to champagne. Belore them was a silver candelabra apd on each of the candles was fixed a little painted piper shade. One of them got wrong, and a footman tried to reach over Lord Garsing ton's head and put it straight "I'll do it," said he. "No, ne; let the man," said Lady Hono ria. "Look! it is going to catch fire!" 'Nonsense," he answered, rising solemnly and reaching his arm toward the shade. As he touched it, it caught fire; indeed, by touching it he caused it to catch fire. He seized hold of it and made an effort to put it out but it burnt his fingers. Curse the thin?," he said aloud, and threw it from him. It fell flaming in his sister's dress among the thickest of the filmy laces; they caught, and instantly two wreathing snakes of fire shot up her. She sprang from her seat and rushed screaming down the room, an awful mass of flame! In ten minutes more Lady Honoria had left this world and all its pleasures to those who still lived to taste them. An hour passed. Geoffrey still sat brood ing heavily over his pipe in the studv in Bolton street and waiting for Honoria, when a knock came to his door. The servants had gone to bed, all except the sick nurse. He rose and opened it himself. A little red haired, pale-faced man staggered in. "What, Garsington. is it you? What do you want at this hour?" "Screw yoursel" up, Bingham; I've some thing to tell you'" he answered in a thick voice. "What is it? another disaster, I suppose. Is somebody else dead?" "Yes; somebody is. Honoria's dead. Burnt to death at the ball." "Great Godl Honoria burnt to death. I had better go" "I advise you not, Bingham. I wouldn't go to the hospital il I were you. Screw yourself np, and if you cau give me some thing to drink I'm about done I must screw myself up." And here we may leave this most fortu nate and gifted man. Farewell to Geoffrey Bingham. ENVOI. Thus, then, did these human atoms work out their destinies, these little grains of ani mated dust blown hither and thither by a breath that came they knew not whence. If there be any malicious principle among the powers around us that deigns to find amusement in the futile vagaries of man, well might it laugh, and laugh again, at the great results of all this scheming, ot all these desires, loves and hates; and it there be any pitiful principle, well might it sigh over the infinite pathos of human helpless ness. Owen Davies lost in bis own passion; Geoffrey crowned with prosperity and haunted bv undving sorrow; Honoria perishing wretchedly iu her hour ot satisfied ambition; Elizabeth gaining her end to lose it in the grave; Beatrice sacrificing herself in her love and blindness, and thereby cast ing out her joy. Oli, if she had been content to humbly trust in the Providence above her; if she had but left that deed undared for one short week! But Geoffrey remained, and the child, after hanging for a while between life and death, recovered, and was left to comlort him. May she survive to be a happy wie and mother, living nnder conditions more favorable to her well being than those which trampled out the life of that mistaken wo man, the ill-starred, great-souled Beatrice, and broke her father's heart. Say what are we? V'e are but arrows winged with fears and shot from darkness into darkness; we are blind leaders of the blind, aimless beaters of this bitter air; lost travelers by manystonv paths ending in one end. Tell ns, yon, who have outworn the common tragedy and passed the narrow way, what lies beyond its gate? You are dumb, or we cannot hear you speak. But Beatrice'knows to-day! Tbr End. A NEW KERIAL. The Dlipntch hit secured n capital Detec live Story by Dr. I'hlllp Woo If. nnihar or "Who la Golltjf entitled "IN THE DARK." This new novel dents with a mysterious mnr-df-r, and during In coarse devrlops a phase of Detective Life that hitherto has not re ceived the attention of novelists. The plot of the story Is unhackneyed and extrrniely exciting;, one episodp possessing rare psycho logical Interest. The story Is drawn close to nnlnrr. Is brilliantly written, and Tor force and style In nnsm passed. The openlnc cbnp icr of this Powerful Serial wflt appenrlo THE rI-PATCIl ofSUXDAY, June 1, next. Lovers of bright Action should not miss the opening: chapters. A FAMOUS LADY DOCTOR. Romantic and Sad Career of the First to Practice In Europe. It is true beyond cavil that Mme. Bibart, the ex-grisette, who was the first European to practice medicine in the Turkish harems, was aj skillful as most of her cotemporaries. The woman's career is more romantic than most fiction. Her lover in Paris was a med ical student; she devoured his text books with more avidity than he did her novels. She passed a brilliant examination at 26, and went to Cairo to practice; her patients were soon numbered by the hundreds, but the excesses into which she plunged resulted in her incarceration in a lunatic asylum. She then sought a new career in Cochin China, and at once won the admiration of the French inhabitants. So speedily did ber skill as a surgeon make her famous that she m a short time became physician to the court and was to have operated on the Queen mother ot Annam for cataract Theday be fore she was to have relieved the old Queen, who had been blind for years, the wonder fully beautiful and skillful Dr. Kibart died probably from early excesses. She dr.ink hard in her youth and had run the gamut ot Parisian and Oriental indulgence. It is a grave question whether beauty fs not a drawback to a professional woman. Another Bis- Cat In Rates to Western Points BIndeby the Ollssonrl Pnclflc Railway. The Colorado Short Line. Look at this! StXouis -to Kansas City, Lexvenworth, Atchison and St. Joseph, $1 00; St Louis to Omaha. $2 00; Kansas City to Omaha, $1 00. St Louis to Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Denver, 55 00. Kansas City, Leavenworth, Atchison and St. Joseph, and Omaha to Pueblo, $4 00. 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Oar weft known folding sewing table, 90c PITTSBUBG- DISPATCH, FLOWING WITH FUN. Pens of Prominent Paragrapliers Plied for Public Pleasure. LIYING LINES ON LOVE AHD LORE. Amusing Anecdotes, Penetrating Philoso phy, Distracting Dialect. TITILLATING TRIFLES PDT IN TIPE rwarrrBK von, thx wsri.TCH.il Love Anions the Clover. Over and over the pnrple clover. Under the green wood tree. Sweet Bessie came straying, for wild flowers Maying, And sang in her maiden glee: "O hey, O hoi There'saladdyl know Who joys my face to see. Fair blossoms,I pray, now what shall 1 say "When Robin comes wooing o' me, Dear heart When Robin comes wooing o met" Over and under the boughs asnnder. Through the wood came Kobm ere lone; In the olden fashion he carolled his passion. And the hawthorn swayed to bis song; "O hey, O hoi The way I know She dropped me this flower to tell; But what sho will say this ulossomy day Would that 1 knew it as well, Dear heart. Would that I knew it as well." Over and over the fragrant clover The bees went humming till late, And where is the laddy, and what luck had he A-wooing his blithesome mateT O hey, O hoi They walk so slow. Brown Robin and blushing Bess: But what aid ho say in the wood to-dayt I think I will leave you to guoss, Dear heart, I think I will leave you to guess. SAMUEL MIKTUBIT PECK. Folk's Jokes. 'Doradoville seems rather slow," re marked the visitor to the native. "Between you and me, Doradoville is a dead duck," answered the native. "When I was here in '87 it looked like a promising place. Where's the town disap peared to, anyhow?" "Haven't you heard? Why, Doradoville has had a boom." "Ah me!" sighed the transcendental looking young man from Cambridge, as he withdrew his pleading eye from the unre sponsive face of the fair young girl at his side and fixed them dreamily and desolately upon the far horizon, "Ah, mel have all my fondest hopes, my tenderest longings been for naught? Ah, me!" he sighed again. "Yes," answered the gentle Indianapolis maiden, "yes, that seems to be about the sighs of it," and her pearly teeth closed up on the tola with a dull thud. Polk S-waips. A Mother Gooaelet. THRIFT, HORATIO. THBITT. 'Pussy Cat Pussy Cat, where have you been!" "I've been to London to visit the Queen." "Pussy Cat Pnssy Cat, why do you groan?" "1 nearly starved to death under the throne." John Kendiuck bangs. Hamor of the Iloar. "It seems to me that clockmakers have the best right to strike." "Why do you think so?" "Because they are always working over time." Erratic Enrique. Baking Day. Ever eome in fora the pasture Cross an snappy as the post, Wonderin' whut's the uso o' plantln', Hoein'. reapin' and the rest All to git a ornery livin' Clothes an' feod an' house room Jestf Then 'bout as you crossed the gyarden, Hev you ever ketched a whefl Sort-ub slow, an' sweet an' sofnin, Sort-uh mild an' kind, as et Angels was a-hovenn' o'er yen. An' you smelled thar clover breaf T Car in case yon hev, you know how Frets an' troubles slips away When your nosterls gits to sniffln. WJ'AUzrW),; Ha,, 'Mong the signs o' new-cnt hay, Bomethin' sweeter nen the grass is Crusty smells o' bakin dayl 'Pears as ef the Bad Place closes 'Count o' business bein' slack. An' old Hoof an' Horns eoes slinkln' Off, his tail behint his back, Bort-uh limp, an' mostly drasxin' 'Long his cloven hools's track; An' the gates of heaven opens Till you 'low yon ketch a sight Of the golden streets wbar bands of Music nlays by day an' night; Marchin up an' down perpetial. Flutes an' trombones shinln' bright All these visions comes a-waf tin' From the open kitchen door. Mixed with gentle hints of pie crust Onill life looks up onct more. Cheered with thoughts of rolls an light-bread. An' of crullers sugared o'er. Tell yehl ain't no Sunday sarmon P'ints me out the narrerway. Shows me how to live contented, L'arns me better bow to prav. Than the means o' grace I gether Out o' weekly baicin' dayl Eva Wilder McGlassow. About Walters. It is true that the proverb says all things come to him who waits, but unless the waiter is tipped the things are very long in coming. There are various types of objectionable waiters, but the one who carries the toiled towel with -which he administers a dry sham poo to everything within reach, including his own face, is the worst He is the. one who stabs the soap with his thumb, and says: is 1111 ' 1(5 iiJin0jzi& tt W iSi.jH8TOHK -i v Mm$&r Ift 4 lljfl crjiBa AT, MAT 25, ' B(ashclamchowderbeefroastcornbeeflamb pork." As soon as a customer enters the waiter takes his measure from tip to tip, soto speak. He waits for revenue only, but believes in a high tariff. The dusky citizens from the Sunny South make the best waiters. The skill with which a colored waiter can run at you with a chair and make you sit down by striking you on the inside hinge of the knee is never acquired by the white waiter. The most imposing personages in New York to-day are the head waiters. The head waiter was evidently intended originally to fill a throne, and is now only acting as waiter until a throne is vacant. After all the customer obtains consider able equivalent for the lee. There is 10 cents worth ot servility in the way the waiter bows as you take your seat' The beaming smile with which he asks if everything has passed off to your satisfaction is cheap at another dime. For a quarter you purchase the en tire man which is much cheaper than buy ing a Congressman or a boodle Alderman. "Waiter tips cost something, of course, but thev are not to be mentioned in the same breath with ostrich tips, to avoid the pay ment ot which is more difficult than dodging a waiter. Alex. E. Sweet. A Crime of Spring. My crime was murder In the first degree Sly victim was no robber, rake nor rough: The man I killed last week came up to me And thus began: "Well, Is it hot enongh" He never spoke again. I slew him there. And now am free once more, no fugitive. The jnrv's terdict was that none shonld dare Wotk'off that summer gag in soring and live. CARLTXE SMTH. He Was Weak, Too. Aunt Amy Looky-'ere, Bastus, you better go an' milk dat cow vo'se'f to-day, I bin washin' yo' clo'es all de ebenin', an I jest weak as a kitten. Uncle Bastus Well, listen to me, 'ooman; you go an' milk dat cow vo'se'f. I bin cut tin' wood all day, an' I jes weak as half a dozen kittens. J. A. MACON. th-E TATR PHH0S0PHEB. He looked in her eyes with a mute surprise. For he'd stolen a kiss, and sne chided not His maiden queen, with the face serene, Illumed by the pallid hue ot thought "I thongbt ," he said. She raised her head, And looked him out of his thou lit an 1 dumb. "Know, sir," said she, "my philosophy 'Tis this: to take things as they come." Paul Pastbob. PELLETS B0H VARIOUS PESTLES. The late Robert Browning was obscure, even when famous. Thirty tramps slept in one barn in Pennsyl vania the other night, and the owner has been going over his hay with a fine toothed comb ever since. "Circumstances alter cases" and they say A cabinet maker does the same each working Lr dar' Now that the editorial We is subsiding into innocuous inlreqnency the editorial I is more vigilant than ever. "That transformation from Jekyll to Hyde was wonderful." "Oh, I don't know. I saw a man six feet high make a spectacle of himself this morn ing." Men are only women's sons. Be they strangers, cousins, brothers Yet each "dude" the tailor dnns Thinks his worth excels his mother's. An Old Soldier's Storr. During three years of the late war, I was a member of Company 1, 149th Bsgiment, Pennsylvania Volunteers or Second Buck tails. In the second year of service I con tracted chronic diarrhoea which has clung to me ever since, and in addition to this I was shot through the body near the small of my back (in the battle ol the Wilderness. One ot the lasting effects of this wound is such that during attacks of diarrhoea I have no retaining powers over the movements of my bowels. I have used many remedies, but up to Augnst, 1839, I had supposed that there was no remedy that would quite reach my case, but since then myself and my family have thoroughly tested Chamber lain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and have found it to be by far the best rem edy we have ever used for bowel complaint, and without any hesitation whatever, I cheerfully recommend it to my friends and old army comrades. I value it more than its weight in gold. J. E. McIntiee. Cora, Huntington Co., Pa. For sale by E. G. Stuckv, 1701 and 2101 Penn ave.; E. G. Stucky & Co., cor. Wylie ave. and Fulton St.; Markell Bros., cor. Penn and Faulkston aves.; Theo. E. Ibrig, 3610 Filth ave.; Carl Hartwig,"4016 Butler st; John C. Smith, cor. Penn ave. and Main st; Jas. L. McConnel & Co., 455 Fifth ave., Pittsburg; and in Allegheny by E. E. Heck, 72 and 194 Federal st; Tiros. R. Morris, cor. Hanover and Preble aves; F. H. Eggers, 172 Ohio st, and F. H. Eg gers & Son, 199 Ohio st. and 11 Smithfield street wsn A Well-Known Musician Receives an Kle--ant Everett Piano on Clob Certificate No. 303. Mrs. C. C. McCord, nee Sadie Smythe, is the fortunate member of the Everett Piano Club this week and received a magnificent "Upright Grand piano with privilege of pay ments as low as $1 per week. Mrs. McCord has been identified with musical matters in these cities as a popular soprano, and in selecting a piano sought for one with that sustained singing quality of tone which is so delightful to a singer when used to accom pany the voice. Being perfectly familiar with, the leading pianos sold in this vicinity, she selected the Everett as the best, and not being in a hurry lor her piano, concluded to join the club and pay 51 per week for a -while. She now has her piano and is not obliged to pay any laster. The club plan is a great snecess. Purchasers can pay (1 per week and get their pianos in a short time, or can take them at any time for cash, or on payments as low as $25' cash and $10 month- Uly in either case. They get the piano S75 P less than it can be sold bv retail dealers. The club showrooms are packed with beau tilul pianos in great variety of woods and designs. Piano purchasers should call and see thtm or send lor circular to the mana ger. Alex. Ross, " wsu 137 Federal st, Allegheny, Pa. FOB a finely cut neat-fitring suit leave your order with Walter Anderson, 700 Smithfield street, whose stock of English suitings and Scotch tweeds is the finest m the market; imported exclusively for his trade. au Decoration Dav. Have your photographs taken by Hen dricks & Co., No. 68 Federal st, Alle gheny. Gallery open all day. Good cabi nets $1 a dozen. Come early. Trimmed Hata and Bonnets. Largest and choicest stock ever shown. All the novelties at Boienbaum & Oo.'s. SuNP. Hfashclann 1890. MAKYELSJN SURGERY Operations That Would Shock Prac titioners a Century Ago. WOUNDS OF THE BRAIN AND HEART Soring of Life by Antiseptic Methods and Future of Hypnotism. WHERE THE KNIFE HAS2TT YENTURBD rwarrrwr ros thi dispatch. aHF HE surgeon or physician of to-day would have been a necromancer to the practitioner of 150 years since. The best 9' 0 medical skill of the last S decade of the last half of the nineteenth century works miracles with flesh and blood and bone and tissue. That is to say, its achievements could not have been explained or paralleled by the pro fession or the public even a generation ago. Al ready hypnotism, the mysterious science of Aluminium Probes, subjugating the will and mastering me sensauous uj auuiucr, uciug put to daily use in Paris by eminent men who find delicate or painful operations most readily performed on patients in the condi tion of the hypnotio trance. And that, too, before hypnotism is itself understood or re duced to a scientific baslsl What surgery may not accomplish in the future no man dares say, in the light of its achievements in the recent past Dr. W. W. Keen, an eminent surgeon and medical authority, says this progress is due chiefly to two things, "the introduction of anti septic methods and to what we have learned from laboratory work and experiments upon animals." "Antiseptic methods," says Dr. Keen, "are those that prevent inflammation and suppuration, the 'septic' or poisonous pro cesses, which were the bugbears of the old school operator." THE TTONDEBFUI, MICEOBES. For instance, 54 men or women out of pvpttt 100 whn had thpir arms or lera rut off f'r would die under the old regime. Not more than 4 out of 100 similar cases would result fatally now with 'the antiseptic method. The prevention of infection is the greatest triumph the operator can hope for. He sees in dirt "surgical dirt" his greatest foe and guards his patient against the slightest conUct with one ot those marvelous little microbes of which people fear so much nowadays. Prof. Graddle, by the way. estimates that' 40, 000,000.000 of such mi crobes would weigh mtubalorani less than a grain. Scale. Yet a Bingle one of them nnder favorable conditions will increase so rapidly if unmolested, that in three days the aggre gation of microbes would form a mass weighing 800 tonsl Amputations in old times were nearly always followed by "surgical fever;" now adays a patient often "doesn't miss a meal or a night's sleep and rarely has any fever at all." "If the antiseptic method of amputa tion had been in use.during the war of the re bellion," says 'oneof the most eminent authorities of this city, "the 'pension list would be at least $50,000,000 greater a year than it is now!" What a frightful loss of life, now consid ered unnecessary, that implierl But how hard the doctors are working and have worked to make things easy iu this way for suffering humanity. Lister had to go to France to vivisect animals, use the antiseptic bandages on them and so discover the most marvelous achievemnt o a century! OPEEATIONS ON THE BEAIK. The brain was long by the unsurgical mind considered the last tesort and inner sanctuary of life, and a fractured skull and an exposed brain were accepted as necessarily meaning death. But all that is changed now. Suppose you fire a ball into your brain, as Ernest Schil ling did at San Antonio, Tex., in March, 188S, as plenty of people have done Bince then, without fatal results, nearer home. After nine days in bed he got up and went about his business. William Bell, of New Hampshire, by the premature explosion of a blast, had a drill driven through hU head, piercing his brain through and through. William Bell got well, and went to quarry ing again with considerably less brain and probably more sense. Henry Gruber, a Paterson saloonkeeper, not long ago fired two balls into his brain. The next morning the doctors found him sitting up, chatting and drinking beer with his friends. But come nearer to the doors of the temples of surgery. TJp to 1885 laparotomy, or the operation oi cutting open the intestines for the pur pose of treating gunshot wounds in the ab domen, bad never been performed in New York. The first operation of the kind was done by Dr. William T. Bull on a patient 22 years ol age 17 hours afterhe had received Jive wounds of the small and one of the large intestine. Since that timethe opera tion has been performed 110 times, in 94 cases by American surgeons, with a mortal ity of only 68 per cent AIWAYS HEADY FOE HEW METHODS. The number of surgeons who thus dared to do what was considered fatal, until one of them had succeeded and so blazed the way for the others, was very great, showing how eagerly the profession watches the prog ress of its leaders. Yet here were nearly 40 lives absolutely saved alter the receipt of wounds that scarcely more than five years since were thought to defy the surgeon's still. "But," as one of the famous New York surgeons said 'to the writer a night or two since, "the human liver has never yet been cut out That is one 'impossible operation' as surgical science stands to-day. There has never been a successful operation in New York City for rupture of the intestines caused bv blows on the abdomen, although two snch" cases have been cured by a surgeon in London. Tne pancreas and certain parts oi the bladder have not yet been touched by the surgeon's knife. . . .. "Cancer of the stomach is a disease abso lutely incurable by medicine. It makes very" slow progress, however. It requires two or three years to kill its victim. Now," and the eminent surgeon waxed eloquent, "if the cancer could be properly attacked by the kniie in the first year or 18 months of its course, life might be saved by the re moval of a portion of the stomach itself. All eminent surgeons are looking forward to this consummation. CENTEAli STATION OP THE BBAIN. "The human brain has not yet been re moved, of course. We may cut away those portions or areas of the brain which have to do with eyesight and speech and the motion of the extremities. But the medulla oblon gata is not to be touched by the knife that is the seat of lite, the central station, with which all portions of the brain are in com munication. Damage to it impairs the action of the heart and lungs and so saps the fountains ot life. "A number of New York and Philadel phia surgeons operated on Mary Anderson, the young girl who was shot in the brain by Barclay Peakat Monnt Holly, N. J. She died after the bullet had been located by Dr. J. H. Glrdner, of New York, with his induction balance or eleetzio probe, Many J h r3 -C4 V J -4-5 ill -- II if t- not dissimilar cases have recovered. This, electric probe was successfully used on Pat rick McGannon, at Bellevne Hospital, in this city, by the sanction of the New York Academy of Medicine. It has been used with success in other cases since, and is re garded as a valuable addition to the tools of their trade by many of the leading sur geons of the city. "In cases of convulsions limited to cer tain groups of muscles and of paralysis of certain members, the specialist may locate the seat of the trouble in the brain, and re move it But as recently as ten years ago snch operations as this were unknown. CtJEABLE -WOUNDS OP THE HEART. "Men have carried bullets in their hearts for years,, where the missile has lodged in the walls and not gone all the way through. A punctured wound of the' heart with a dagger or knitting needle does not neces sarily cause death. Half of the bayonet wounds of the liver got well during the war. And like success attended the treatment for many bullet wounds of the liver where no other organ was injured. But there is only one case recorded where any portion of the liver has been cut away. Nellie Steele, whose case was treated at the Bellevuc Hos pital in this city, lived for more than 30 years with a needle in her heart. Samantha Johnson, of New Brunswick, N. J., was found after death to have lived for some time with a rupture in her heart which sev ered it three-quarters of an inch. I know of no antheuticated case of a man with two hearts." Dr. Bull, ot New York, and Dr. Whar ton, of Philadelphia, have also declared that they knew of no such case. But the Boston WH J. 2 1 Jfasal and Laryngeal Scissors. Olobe has reported the existence there of a negro named King George, who seemed to have a heart on each side of his body, and who, when examined by Dr. J. J. Smith, Drs. Bichardson, Warren and others, of the Massachusetts General Hospital, seemed to have the power of suspending animation and to show "true pulsations" on both sides of the chest LIVING WITH A BROKEN NECK. Suppose your neck is broken! That is the worst the hangman can do to yout But the doctors may get you out even of that scrape. Old Ransom Floyd, who was shot by a burglar in Westport, N. Y., in February of this year, lived for five weeks with a broken neck, as shown at the antopsy performed by Drs. W. E. Pattison, T. E. Delano and P. F. Labell. Joseph Somers, a telegraph operator in Brooklyn, fell out of his board ing house window, broke his neck and got past the fatal stage ot his injury under the care of the surgeons at the Homeopathic Hospital. Frank Spencer, of Elizabeth, N. J., lived three years with a broken neck, as shown at an autopsy performed by Dr. Morris, of Uellevue .Hospital in this city. Xiizzie Hammond, a servant in the Brooklyn Hotel in San Francisco, was discovered in the room of a guest, and in attempting to escape through the window fell to the pavement and dislocated her vertebra:. She was re stored to health by Dr. F. F. Lord, who subsequently, when she at length died of smallpox, instituted legal proceedings to re cover her sknll and upper vertebra which she had promised bim "in the interests ot science." OTHER WONDERS OP THE KNIFE. "Modern surgery," said another practi tioner, "gives men new eyes, even robbing rabbits for that purpose with success. It gives them new blood, tapping to that end, the veins of some fellowman;it takes out his ribs and parts of his lungs and spine if he does not like them; it gives him, on oc casion, a new larynx to talk with, a new skin to perspire through; it cuts out bis tongue or his thigh bone, and even stretches his nerves to get the kinks out of them; it straightens his crooked legs and provides him with good, live tendons from a dog when his own have suffered misfortune, and it makes bim a new nose, a new mouth, a new kneecap or a new ear if he wishes. It won't be long before it may make him a Frankenstein, if the progress of science con tinues." "The finest surgeons in the world," says another eminent medical man of Philadel phia, "are to be found right here in New York, in Philadelphia, and in Boston. The expulsion of American students from Ger man Universities need bring no detriment to the progress of surgical science in this country. Neither Berlin, Paris, Vienna nor London can claim superiority in surgery over New York. In fact, I expect to live to see the day when medical students from abroad will come to New York to complete their education." THE FIEST AMERICAN SURGEONS. But the most aggressive surgeon in New York, when shown his opinion, differed with him. "It will be a long while, I believe," said he, "before foreign students come to America to learn their protession. Sick people abroad areaggregated in hospitals in close connection with medical schools; while this is true to a limited extent in New York it is to a limited extent only. Who are the most eminent surgeons in the United States? Don't quote me and I'll tell you. "There are Weir, McBurney, W. T. Bull, Dennis, Say re, Stimson, Glrdner, Smith, Stephens and 20 others, at least, here. In Philadelphia there are Dr. Ashurst, Dr. Agnew, Dr. W. H. Pancoast, Dr. J. Will iam White and Dr. H. R. Wharton. In Boston there are Drs. Porter, Bichardson, Warren and Homans that I think of; -iu Cincinnati, Dr. Conner and Dr. George B. Orr; in Buffalo, Dr. Park; in Charleston, Dr. Kinloch; in Chicago, Drs. Parkes and Senn; in Bicbmond, Dr. McGuire." SURGICAL INVENTORS. Surgeons are constantly inventing new in struments, some of which, like Dr. Gird ner's electric probe, achieve wide note, Dr. O'Dwyer's new instrument for operating in cases of croup, to intubate the larynx, is in teresting. The tube is gold plated and the introductor is of steel with a hard rubber handle. This operation obviates the neces sity of cutting into the throat. The aluminium bullet probe, invented by Dr. Flnhrer, who, a couple of years ago was consulting burgeon at Bellevne Hospital, has been used with muchsuccess. He in vented it for use in a special case. Dr. S. Sherwell's nasal and laryngeal scissors are considered of much value to the profession. "Will women at any time soon rival men as surgeons? Is there not a constitutional aversion in the mind of a woman to blood shed, even in the cause of science, and wouldn't a woman surgeon be as apt as not to faint in the midst ofaeritical operation?" These are questions naturally oocurriug to the mind of the observer. J. P. B. Dangrrons Negligence. It Is as unwise to neglects; case of constipa tion it indigestion as a case ot fever or other more serious disease,! or, if allowed to progress. as great danger to life may result A few Ham burg Figs will pot the bowels In a healthy con dition, in which they mav be kept by occasional use of this medicine. 25"cent. Cose, one Fig. At all druggists. Macs Diujg Co., X. V. TTSU Gents' Gapso Cnder-wenr. Fine goods 35c, 60c; balbriggans 35c, 50c, 63c, 76c, at Bosenbaum & Co.'s. iJJUAU jour puou w uo wytv " - trie Portrait Company, 10 and 13 Sixth st; crayons, water colors, etc.; bet work; ivsnt jfciees. IB0N xm COAL THE CHEAPEST POINT IS THE WORLD FOR BOTU. Hprinc City. Teno. It has been trnTy said that, iu commercial and manufacturing circles at least, iron is king. The wealth of a nation is invested ia the iron plants and iron lands of the United States, and hundreds of thousands of labor ers are congregated about the centers of iron activity. So enormous is the capital in vested and so sharp is the competition that even a slight decline in the value of iron causes widespread loss to capital and idle ness to laborers. Wherever iron can ba made at a cost materially lower than tha general run of cost in the great iron dis tricts there must be a rapid shifting of both capital and population to that place. Spring City. Tenn., a beautiful town situated at the junction of the Cincinnati Southern and the Central Tennessee Railways, and within six miles of the junction of "the Tennessee and Piney rivers, has remarkable advan tages as an iron producing center. THE IRON SITUATION. The competition of Southern furnaces with the great Eastern establishments is already keenly felt by them, and as the market con ditions become more generally known and appreciated, this competition must become more distressing to the East The inevitable decrees of nature have made the Tennessee Valley iron district the ultimate region of iron production ia this country. The long haul by which ore must be car ried to theEastern furnaces mostly front Lake Superior makes the average cost of ore at the furnace door $6 per ton, or $9 75 per ton of finished pig. The coke, hanled from the Con'.fllsville district from 75 to 150 miles o met- the ore at the furnace, costs $4 to .b m of pig iron; limestone forfluxiugc Scents to the ton of pig; and labor, ipenses at the furnace, costs $1 25 to ,ue tou of pig; making a total cost to the average Eastern furnace ot 515 75 to produce a ton of finished pig iron. In the East Tennessee district the iron om kis almost at the furnace stacks, perhaps not au average oi j.u mues ior an toe lurnaces in the district The coking coal is in al most all instances in from 2 to 15 miles from the furnace. Owing to these favorable con ditions the cost of ore at the furnace neces sary to make a ton of pig iron does not ex ceed 54, the cost of the coke necessary to make a ton of pig iron does not exceed &, labor and furnace expenses SI 25. limestone 75 cents, making, on a liberal basis of calcu lation, a total cost for the finished ton of pig iron in the East Tennessee district of 511, a difference in favor of this district over tha Pennsylvania and Ohio districts in the cost of producing a ton of iron of about $4 76. . Fnrnaces at Spring City must have the I advantage oi all otner fnrnaces in this favored East Tennessee district by reason of the fact that (1) the Shin Bone ridge ore is but one-half mile from Soring City and the Iron Hill ore but six miles; (2) Spring City is nearer than any other locality to an inexhaustible field of the best coking coal in the world; (3) Spring City has cheaper trans portation to market than any other located lurnaces in the district without an excep tion, so that pig iron can to-day be produced in Spring City at a cost lower at least by 60 cents per ton than any other place in the country. In the Eastern States there are about 640 furnaces, 160 of which are now out of blast by reason of the fact that the price of pig iron on the market is at a lower figure than they can produce it In the East Tennessee district there are 31 furnaces. When tha price of pig iron is as low as 518 per ton, 140 of the 610 Eastern furnaces must stop opera tions; when the price reaches S17, 200 mora most close, and at $14 the last one of them must shut down, but in this district not a, furnace would go out of blast at 512, while Spring City can make a good profit at Jli per ton. AS TO COAX. Beside her superlative iron advantages, Spring City is the gateway to the most val uable and extensive unopened field of coking coal in the United Slp.tes. This wonderful basin is identical with theConnellsviHeand Pocahontas coal in Pennsylvania and Vir ginia, yielding 91 per cent of fixed carbon, and is 450 square miles in extent A rail road has already been built from Spring City to within a few miles of this field and will reach it this year. The 'analyses of four leading chemists in the United States (Mr. John Proctor, the State Geologist of Kentucky being one of them) place the amount of fixed carbon in this coal at from 89.94 to 91.62 per cent. The field has been thoroughly tested and its limits defined, and its value to Spring City first, and to the iron district of Tennessee second, is incalcu lable. Just beyond this basin of coking coal is a large deposit of the wonderful "Block" coal, the only coal known that will smelt iron without being first converted into coke. This exists in large quantities on the the line of the Tennessee Central ex tension, and Spring City must be the dis tributing point ior it A body of capitalists of large means and great business prestige have invested a million dollars in Spring City and sur rounding mineral lands, and have inaugur ated a system of public improvements, man ntacturing enterprises, etc., that must speedily establish the flourishing little city as a manufacturing and industrial center. This company, known as the Anglo-American Association, Limited, have a prelimin ary sale of town lots on June 3, 4, 5, which everybody should attend who wants to make an investment in a place with greater iron, and coal prospects than any other point in the country. Excursion rates on all trains. For prospectus and fuller information ad dress the Anglo-American Association, at Spring City, Tenn. 200 bedroom suits, 65 parlor suits, 100 dining room suits, l,000chairs and rockers, together with all other kinds of furniture, all of the latest patterns, must be sold within the next 30 days. Special discount of 10 per cent on all sales. Convince yourself before buying elsewhere. Our Monarch folding sewing table, 90a. Michigan Furniture Co., 437 Smithfield st. Dressmaking-. Ladles leaving the city in haste can have dresses made on very short notico'at tht Louvre Dressmaking Parlor, 24 Sixth st. Directly opposite Bijou Theater entrance. No branoh store. The Choicest Things la Wood Mantels. By visiting our mantel room, so full of suggestions, you will be enabled to select tha most judicious things for yonr new house. James C. Thompson, 640 Liberty avenue. PEARSON is very successful in copying and enlarging from small pictures, either from photos, or tin types. If yon have a picture you want copied take it to him; he will surely please you. Galleries 96 Fifth ave. and 43 Federal St., Allegheny. Tbo Hirnnss Oloslclnns .- Have always civen preference to beer as ' beverage previous to their visit to the United States. Since their coming, how ever, they have transferred their allegiance to the famous "Prince Begent" Queen Vic toria's wedding present whisky. Ior sale onlv at the Halt" Century House, 623 Liber ty, "foot of Fifth avenue. Gems' Gasze Underwear. Fine goods 35c, 50c; balbriggans 35c, 50c, 62c, 75c, at Bosenbaum & Co. 'a. $300 Reward For any trace of antipyrine, morphine, .i1nrti nr AnT Athw Inlnrinni Mmnntrnfl In Krause'f Headache Capsules. Thau Electric Portrait Copying Company, 10 and 12 Sixth st, copy and enlarge photos in crayon, water colon, etc; best work; lowest prices. wsu . ClAHTWlCT nlintnc SSI MrHnon nmmntrffti . .... V v v . ......... ,....,. livery, crayons, etc. , at low prices. J" "- 'TH III I IV 11 If a xxn 10 and 13 Sixth ft !!