gfcgswanai - ',PpPw1wwTi?!wPpr!f .fscrr TWH" -ft- -bbsfv THE PITTSBURG- DISPATCH. SUNDAY, APEIL 27, 1890. 19 AN; EQUATORIAL CITY. The Commercial Emporinin of the Republic of Ecuador, S. A. ARCHITECTURE FOR EARTH QUAKES One Good Tropical Rain Would Melt Every House in Gnajaquil. FOREIGNERS FUKNISH ENTERPRISE ICORRISrOVDEKCK ' TD DISrATCX.1 Guayaquil, Ecuadoe, S. A., March 5. TJDGING from the verbal and nrinted statements of all travelers 'who have visited this place, everybody's mental experiences are about tbe tame ex aggerated ideas of Oriental splendor, when the citr is first seen by the uncer tain light of gas or moon, as the steamer arrives after night fall and drops her anchor a mile ont in the river; and griev ous disappointment at a nearer daylight view. The princi pal street of the city faces the river, ex" tending two miles or more along its banks; other streets Charcoal Peddler, rising terrace-like, one behind another, up the sloping hillsides. Over every door a lamp is hnng; and when thousands of these lights along the levee and in the town, are doubled by their own reflection in the water, the effect is dazzling. In the center ol it towers the three-storied "Palacio" of its Government, uplifting a qnaint old tower, with a clock, like a warning finger pointing to the flight of time; and on eitner hand are long rows of massive buildings, whose white walls gleam like purest marble. Every upper story has a balcony, hung witu canvas curtains, the latter rolled up when the heat of the day is over; and the balconies, pro jecting outward, form long series of arches over tbe sidewalks, precisely like the Bue de Kivoli, in Paris." The lower floors are occupied by the shops, all gorgeous with lights and colors; and the whole popula tion, who remain indoors by day to escape the heat, turn out en masse in the evening. Strains of martial music from the barracks, mingled with the clang of vesper bells, come floating on the breeze; and the river, like the streets, is alive with gaily dressed people, paddlinc about in narrow gondolas and broad-bosomed rafts, to the music ot guitars and mandolins, folk-songs and happy laughter. BEIGHT ANTICIPATIONS DISPELLED. But alasl The first peep of dawn dispell all virions of Oriental, Parisian or Venetian magnificence. Those stately, marble-like casas, with their curtained balconies and beautiful arches, prove to be dilapidated, earthquake shaken structures of white washed mud and bamboo; the gondolas are mere dug-outs, or primitive rafts made of logs lasbed together with vines; and the "gaily dressed populace" are mostly un dressed Indians and dirty hall-breeds slouching along in blankets and red flannel petticoatsl The aquatio citizens of Ecuador seem quite as much at home in the water as ont of it, and the business of boatmen appears to be the most lucrative that can be engaged in. So far as clothes are concerned, thev are about as nearly "in a state of nature" as any humans we ever came across the best dressed among them wearine nothing more than a straw hat, a greasy string with a blessed medal or charm attached, the lat ter about three inches square, restlUg on tbe breast like a small lung protector or porous plaster, and a scanty pair of bathing trnnks, as much resembling trousers as the breech clout ot a cannibal. Among tbe Spanish and Indian rabble we noticed a few China men and Italians and a good many negroes, who have probably drifted down here from tbe mosquito coastof Jamaica. Our party selected a sable Sambo, who towered head and shoulders above his fel lows and swing stairof fists like well-cured hams, and engaged him for the day in the dual capacity of Charon and cicerone not on account of his beauty (he was about the most unprepossessing specimen I ever be held), but because he declared himself a genuine Philadelpbian, a direct importa tion from the "City of Brotherly Love." A MABKET OS 'WATEE. The Guayas liver at thispoint looks much like the Mississippi in the neighborhood of New Orleans. We were surprised to find a regular water market stretching all along the edge of the town, where boats laden with all mannerof produce were drawn up closely as possible, while the owners stood on shore shouting the merits of their respective wares. All tbe city's provisions, raised in outlying gardens and plantations, are brought down the river on balsas, rafts, and thus exposed The River at Ovayaquit for sale. There were vegetables of all de scriptions, fish whoe like we bad never seen before, Irom snaky eels to enormous cow bass, sold in slices; poultry which kept up a vigorous cackling in their cane cages, and all varieties of tropical fruits perfuming the air, in spite or the reeking Odors of their venders and tbe vicinage. Most noticeable of all were the pineapples, for which Ecuadoris particularly famous as producing the best in the world some of them large as an ordinary water bucket, white as snow in side and sweet as honey. A narrow-gauge trainvia or horse-car line runs from the landing to the outskirts of the town, a distance of neatly three miles; and upon its cars all the products of the adjacent plantations that are not brought down in boats for the city's daily use are conveyed to the dock and thence by lighters to ships in the harbor. The passenger cars (of United States make) have a queer little winding stairway leading from the rear platform to the top, where two seats, placed back to back, extend from end to end. The outside fare is second-class in price, and no Ecuadorian with any pretensions to social standing could be induced to avail himself of it. Those outer teats, however, are in finitely prererable both for observation and fresh air to the stuffy interior; and at the peril of losing caste entirely we clam bered to the summit and made our debut in the dusty streets of Guayaquil among "los pobres. HOW TO PEONOUNCE EC By the way, the name ol the town and I T w. 1 m I Jww I II Jliiiiniiiiiinniii 7rx Wprpi njjjj ' -M gulf is pronounced as if spelled X-ah-keel, and of the river as Y-ai, the former accented on the final syllable, tbe latter on the first The ancient name of the city was Culenta, and it was rechristened by the Spaniards Santiago de Guayaquil, first because tbe conquest of the province was finished on the 25th day of July (the (jay of St. James, or in Spanish Santiago), and secondly, after the Inca Guayas, a feudatory cacique of the great Atahuallpa. Culenta was con quered bv one ol Pizarro's lieutenants, in tbe year 1535, and received' its charter under the new name from Carlos Y. The city has apresent population of 40,000 or thereabouts. The streets are compara tively straight, most of them crossing each other at right angle. A few ate crooked and narrow, lined with tbe most squalidof hovels and abounding in vile smells beside which far-famed cologne is "Araby the blest" There is not the slightest attempt at sewerage in Guayaquil, and enongh filth lies loose about its streets every day to breed a pestilence that would depopulate the largest of our Northern cities. But though only two degrees removed from the equator and on a level with tbe sea, Guayaquil is reckoned among the most salubrious of South American cities barring occasional brief epidemics of cholera, yellow fever and smallpox, indigenous to theselocalities, confidently expected as flies in mid-summer and almost as little feared. That there is any degree of bealthfulness is largely due to the buzzards, those uselul and industrious scavenger birds that blac ten every roof and reluse heap, whose lives are protected by law, a heavy fine being the penalty for killing one of them, and to the tact that the adjacent gulf has a tide of 20 feet, the great flow,.ot water in and out every day preventing impurities from col lecting. The temperature hereabouts seldom rises above 95, and always after 2 o'clock V. M. it grows pleasant as a New England morning in June, owing to a landward breeze called chandery which blows directlv over tbe ice-capped Andes, bringing health and cooling to the coast that would other wise be almost uninhabitable. THE ENTEBPBISIN Q FOEEIGNERS. Though a full century behind the times, Guayaquil is the only place In Ecuador in which any degree ot modern civilizatisn exists, yet its limited march of progress is not at all due to Ecuadorians. Its street car line was projected and built by citizens of the United States, as were also its gas works, factories and most other improve ments. An American company owns and controls a line of paddle-wheel steamers on the Bio Guayas, which were constructed in Baltimore; and the only gunboat in posses sion of the Government is a worn-out mer chant ship, now covered with corrugated A VIEW OP iron, which years ago plied between New York and Norfolk. Even the Custom House, by all odds the largest and hand somest structure in the section, was built by a New Yorker, of pine from the forests of Maine and corrugated iron from Pennsyl vania. Though the old town has been the one market lor more than 500 miles of sea coast for thiee centuries and a half, it is to-day nearly destitute of native capital, most of its merchants being foreigners. Its commerce would doubtless be much greater were it not for the alarming frequency of earthquakes. Though the sea coast is somewhat removed from tbe great center of disturbance, and Ecuador has perhaps suffered fewer shak-ings-up than Pern and Chili, yet all this Andean country is the paradise of earth quakes, and Guayaquil has been several times destroyed by them. EABTHQUAKE AECHITECTUEE. The most princely mansions in Guayaquil, even the grand cathedral, the" Governor's palace and the City Hall, are hollow squares ot wood and adobe, plastered inside and out. and roofed with red tiles: while by far the greater number are straw-thatched skeletons of bamboo and dried mnd, with no windows and olten without doors, the hare earth serv ing for flooring. Very properly in this climate, the edifices are constructed not only with a view to withstand earthquake shocks, but to admit air instead of excluding it. Some ol the best houses have a face of un planed boards, sawed by hand and placed upright, giving them all the dignity of brown stone fronts on Murray Hill. Others are made bv planting tree trunks previously hewn square, five feet" deep in the clayey soil, with horizontal timbers framed between for the support of the floors, and split bam boo nailed on for siding, as we put on lath. The sides are then daubed with mud; ana when it is thoronghly dried, the fronts are elaborately stnecoed, and afterward repeat ed coats of white paint add the marble-like appearance that misled us from a distance. The poorer casas are like King Solomon's temple, in one particular only, that in them the sound of the hammer was never heard, for not a nail do they contain, their bamboo frame work having been tied together with withes, and the lattice-like foundation lor tbe thatch of dried grass being held fast in tbe same manner. In these airy mansions the reed partitions meet none of the demands of privacy, and windows would be super fluous. A BAIN WOULD MELT THE CITY. Fortunately it never rains along this coast. for one hearty tropic shower would disin tegrate the whole city. The most violent earthquake has little effect upon this style of architecture and if a few houses are tumbled down now and then it does not cost much to rebuild them. Conflagrations are more serious matters, as there is no sort of water works or fire department, and a blaze, once started, sweeps the city clean. LucKily the domestic arrangements of the people re- ouire little fire, the cuisine being conducted over a pile ot sticks lighted out of doors, or a small charcoal pot, or at best a sort of altar made of adobe, borne o these bamboo houses are furnished with real elegance carpets, hangings and upholstered couches from England, pianos and harps from Ger many, and ornaments from France, Spain or Italy. The greatest danger to the town is from the torch of the revolutionists, before which it would burn like tinder; and as revolts are of Irequent occurrence, owing to the divided public sentiment between the Liberal party and the Pupal element, tbe people live in perpetual apprehension. Over the entrance to many of the oetter houses are large squares ortin, painted to represent the flag ot the country from which the owner halls and a printed notice to incendiaries or rev olutionary looters, like the following: "The proprietor of this house is a citizen of Great Bntian" or of Germanv, France, the United States, as the case may be; the rob ber or torchbearerbeingjexpected to stand in wholesome awe of that foreign Government and to believe in the length and strength of its protecting arm. RESIDENCE OP THE PBESIDENT. During the greater portion of the year the President of the Bepublio does not live In his palace at Quito, the capital, but here in Guayaquil in gloomy barracks, surrounded by bare-footed soldiers, where he can keep an eye on the customs whence his revenue is derived and find easy escaps should some rival get up a revolution strong enough to uuatiuiu. cuiii uiinuie-aown lortress over looking me town, the tunny little ennhnnt in the h-.rhnr nnrf n hunHf nl nf linn..... i i Ing soldiers, serve to keep the ease-loving 1 s'iS' TXi JMi people of the vicinage in perfect subjection. The city supports two newspapers named respectively Los Andes and La Pafrt'o. They are generally issued at least ten days behind date, or whenever it happens to suit the convenience of the editors, for in this Acadia nobody troubles himself much about the doings of the outer world. Every night CJW. z ' An Average Home. the principal streets are patroled by watch men, and the cry they send forth to mark the hours is as musical as that of the Muez- 'zin in Constantinople. For example, at mid night tney sing out Ave .Maria .funs sima ! Los doce han dodo. Noche claro y sereno. Viva la Patria 1" "Twelve o'clock has come. The night is clear and serene. Long live patriotism." Fannie B. "Wabd. 15 OSTRICH FEATHER CLOAK. The Five Hundred Dollar Garment of Hiss Mnrlo Letter, of Washington. Mrs. Grundy's Washington Letter. Next to an elegant dress a woman likes best a handsome opera cloak. They repre sent one of the most expensive articles of a wardrobe, the material costing from 88 to $20 per yard, but being of such width that it only takes four or five yards. The least expensive of them are 575. and one that Miss Marie Leiter wean must have cost (500. It is of white silk, and covers her from throat to dress-hem. It is the simplest thing in the world, and a thoughtless man would offer his wife a $10 bill to duplicate GUAYAQUIL. it. But if he should see it thrown back he would whistle the "X" to the winds, lor it is completely lined with the finest matched ostrich tips that the Paris cloakmaker could get by ordering them direct from the ostrich farms, as the girl, who is dark as Cleopatra, opens it to throw it aside one draws the. breath at the poetic effect Older ladies as a rule wear shorter cloaks of the visite style, although Mrs. Stephen J. Field, who is an authority on dress, has a dark blue velvet trimmed with long-haired white for that reaches to the floor. Mrs. Harrison has a handsome shore cloak which she usually keeps on when at the theater. It is of white embossed velvet trimmed with white marabout feathers. As she sat in the box with the family of Secretary Noble one night she looked positively superb, for the wrap was thrown back and her iron-gray hair was dressed very high and slightly powdered. Bight opDosite her in a box with the Blaines was Mrs. Morton in a short wrap of blue and gray cloth lined with pale pins: suk. Senator Stewart has an overcoat which half the women at the capital are dying to have to line a cloak. It is of the fur of the Eolar bear and reaches to his heels, making im look with his white beard like a Santa Clans. INGROWING TOE KAILS. A Cnro That ! Simple bat Not Terr Pleas ing; to Think Of. Dew York Herald. Dr. Hoffman, of Munich, has 'recently published a process of treating ingrowing nails which has at least the merit of being a simple one. The process is cauterizing the spot with perchloride of iron. At the same time the edge of the nail should be raised a little and fixed in that position until a dry scab is formed. As soon as this result has been obtained that is to say, in two or three days, or even sooner, when the wound is destined to suppurate eventually, an at tempt should be made to remove" with a forceps the scab which has been formed at the point where the cauterization was ap plied, to lay bare the granulating surface underneath. The hemorrhage which is cansed by this manipulation is checked by means of a fresh application of perchloride of iron. After three or four days the scab should again be removed, and so on time after time until the lump formed by the flesh at the point of the ingrowing nail has been entirely destroved. On the other hand at the second or third day ot this treatment the edge of the dis eased nail, which the perchloride of iron has reduced to a very brittle state, can be removed without pain with u small pair of scissors or with a dull knife. To avoid all recurrence it will be well to place small pieces of cork beneath tbe fold of skin which covers the side of tbe nail. WlLKbS BOOTH'S PICTURE. A Reproduction of a Photograph In the Pos session of His Old Sweetheart. The interview with Miss Louise "Worces ter, of Birmingham, Ala., in which she as serted that Wilkes Booth, the assassin of Lincoln, was not shot iu Garrett's barn, as history records, has attracted a great deal of attention. The interview occupied three columns of last Sunday's Dispatch. Miss Worcester has at her residence in Birming ham a trunk full of trinkets given her by Booth when they were lovers during the war. Among them is a photograph of the actor. Last week The Dispatch's corre spondent was permitted to take a photograph of the original in Miss Worcester's posses sion, and it is reproduced herewith. The picture was taken when Booth was in his zenith as an actor. j-J ' "tWk un l,jmr. m -. THEY CAN MOTE OUT. Bessie Bramble Says the Harrisons Aren't Tied to Washington. THE FAULTS OP THE WHITE HOUSE Not Bo Great as Correspondents Quote the Pint Lady as Saving. HOW MORIS BOOM MIGHT BE HAD fWBITTEX FOB THB DISPATCH.! A recent correspondent, writing with the consent and assistance of Mrs. Harrison, draws a pathetio picture of the straits and inconveniences to which the wife of the President is subjected owing to the striking fact that "there is no such thing in the White House as a private reception or sitting room," This will strike the house keeper with anv pretensions to style, or perhaps even comfort, as a most lamentable and extraordinary state of affairs that there should be the magnificent East Boom, the gorgeons Bed Boom, the beautiful Green Boom and the lovely Blue Boom, all on the first floor, and yet Mrs. Harrison cannot have a good social time with her friends be cause there is no place to entertain them but a corner of the upper hall separated irom the main portion by a walnut partition only half as high as the ceiling. To entertain private friends socially and talk over people and Cabinet affairs and administration gossip in so exposed a place must be intolerable indeed, since unawares to the occupants of tbe improvised sitting room, who knows but that there might be somebody "swooping around" behind that board partition listening for items and good stories and court secrets. To avoid such danger aud secure real privacy, Mrs. Har rison and the other ladies, says the scribe, are olten compelled to take their friends into their bedrooms. This is an absurdity that may possibly bring a blush of shame to the cheek of every American voter. It is altogether in the natural order of things that the ears of all men, who are responsi ble, should burn also, as they contemplate this lamentable display of smallness iu the President's house, and imagine how their stinginess is commented upon by those who have to entertainompany in the bedrooms. SEEMS TO BE A NEW COMPLAINT. It is a little strange that nothing has been beard of this distressing condition of affairs during previous administrations. Mrs. Adams, who first occupied the historic mansion, found it vastly too large and utilized the great East Boom for drying the clothes on wash day. However, times have changed since then, as we all know, still now, as then, only one family was supposed to occupy it and as Mr. and Mrs. Harrison have oqly two children instead of the old fashioned family ot 10 or 12 it is a little hard to see why, even with all the nine teenth century desire to spread, the present "first lady" should have no room in the great mansion in which to entertain her friends. With a great reception room and three smaller parlors it seems somewhat wonderful that Mrs. Harrison, as mistress of tbe house, does not appropriate one for herself. With her brains and capabilities as a housekeeper, it is easy to' see that she conld so command the situation as to take one of these for the reception of her private friends. ; K ; If things were in such dire condition, as represented by the correspondent, Mr. and Mrs. Bussell Harrison could go home to Montana and occupy their own beautiful house at Helena or Mrs. McKee and the babies could go back to Mr. McKee, who must be deplorably lonely without them or, this not being deemed a pleasant solu tion of the uncomtortable problem, the "old gentleman" might rent an office for himself outside and give np his bnsiness rooms in the White House. A MAN IS A NUISANCE. Everybody knows it is a nuisance to have a man puttering and pottering around the hqnse all day, anyhow. Nobody can doubt that Mrs. Harrison had a nicer, quieter time at home when "Benjamin" went off to his office, or the House, or the Senate, and re turned at the proper time for his meals, and to spend the evenings quietly with ber, or in going to church and prayer-meeting. The President could have a gorgeous suite of rooms at the Capitol, where he could be seen of all men and fill offices with as much satisfaction to the country and "the bosses" as in the beautiful rooms he now occupies, and these could then be devoted to Mrs. Harrison and the other ladies of the White House. Moreover, if this were not deemed proper, and the worst came to the worst, the Presi dent could secure a private house outside for his family that might become as famons as "lied Top" and be a paying investment of as large dimensions as the country re treat of his predecessor. Cleveland paid $30,000 for Bed Top and sold it for over $100,000. The advantages of such apian, even apart from the money profit, seem manifest. But the gain made on Cleve land's home is not to be sneezed at. It was as much as would set the President's family up very handsomely when they go home to Indianapolis. But while the "meager accommodations" of the White House are so harassingly dwelt upou by the correspondent, it is some satisfaction to know that the miserable hall corner room has been made quite comfort able and attractive, so much so that Mrs. Harrison spends much time in it. It must be quite a fair sized place, too, we should judge, since it contains an upright piano, a lounge, a writing desk, a table of potted decorative plants, two cabinets for the dis play of pottery, bric-a-brac and a few chairs. Without a woman's taste and skill it wonld, says the writer, be rather "a dreary den." WOEKINO IN HEB DEN. In this "den" Mrs. Harrison looks over her mail which, us accounts go, is a most formidable one, but most of the letters are such as can be answered with a formal refusal, being solicitations for charity, for influence, "for crazv quilt patch's, recipes, autographs and all such stuff. In this counterfeit sitting room Mrs. Harrison receives the steward of the White House, whose salary is paid by the Govern ment, and with whom she consults as to how ends are to be made to meet on the "beggar ly appropriation doled out by Congress for the President and his family." This is de scribed as a most onerous task, and Mrs. Harrison has to study over ways and means as rigorously, and with her forehead puck ered quite as closely, as if she were a house keeper with a husband, on a slender salary. This is what one of the correspondents as serts as true, but we venture to say there are millions of women who will not believe a word of it. With a salary oi $50,000 a year, a furnished house free--no rent with serv ants to keep it in order, with the washing done gratis by the Government, with con servatories to furnish flowcrs-at the expense of the country, with all the arrangements for the reception and comfort ot guests paid lor out of the, public lunds, with an appropriation of $8,000 a year for breakage and new furnishings it is bard to see why Mrs. Harrison should worry over the housekeeping, and call tor larger appropriations from a niggardly nation. "People imagine the President and his family living on a pinnacle of splendor, whereas any other house iu town almost offers more real comiort to its occupants, and there are a hundred houses where more art and luxury are found in the finish and fittings," says this correspondent NO CHAIN HOLDING THEM. This may be true, but the fact remains that there are plenty of people on this con tinent with a hundred times as much money as tbe Harrisons who would be delighted to change places with them. Mr. and Mrs. Harrison conld go home to their comfort of a sitting room in their pretty house in In dianapolis. As to there being no room that ean be used as a private reception parlor in the White Honse, it may as well be said here that the correspondent is wrong, since plenty of visitors to Washington can testify that the only room ordinarily held open to the public is the great East Boom, and that there are lackeys and ushers enough around to prevent the prying of those who would fain see more of their property. The White House is a historic mansion, and the associations about it have endeared it to the people who own it, and who desire to visit it and to see it. Mrs. Hayes under stood this feeling, and when delegations ot ladies visited her by appointment she took pleasure in showing them all over the house General Grant's room, Garfield's bedroom where he spent so many days and weary nights of pain; Nellie Grant's maiden med itation room, and others and in pointing out the furniture and pictures of ancient re nown nr note. The growing complaints of its latter day inmates savor of affectation, or a desire for royal privileges that do not tall into concord with republican ideas. All of the discomforts groaned over and deplored by those whose aggrandizement is due to ac cident, to preponderance of votes to popular favor, to the intrigues of parties, or machine politics, are merely the penalties of great ness that should be submitted to graciously and endnred heroically. Those who aspire to the Presidency should count the cost, and if the game to them is not worth the candle it can easily be given up. THE CBANK3 AND BOBES. Mrs. Harrison has to put up with the bores and cranks who annoy her with letters, and importune her for autographs and silk patches, and solicit opinions on marriage, and cbaperones, and Christmas dinners, lor publication, but she should remember that even the sweetly private home iu Indianap olis was. not secure against incursions of book agents, ticket selling fiends and ped dlers of every sort and size and description that are as tiresome and exasperating as the bores ot society. Having to get along without a sitting room or private reception room is a depriva tion most deplorable, to be sure, still life can be happily lived without one. If his tory can be relied upon Grandfather Har rison, of log cabin and bard cider fame, lived in a log house with one room and a loft, as did also the sainted Lincoln in his youtb,-and for that matter, many of the old first lamilies of the country have done the same. No complaints are on record from Mrs. Lincoln as to the "meager accom modations" of the White Hunse, or any remarks as to how the beggarly appropriations were to be made to stretch orer the expenses, and yet Lincoln's salary was only half what is received now, but it may have betn that she was not accustomed to so large and luxurious a home, or because tbe war was a more absorbing subject to everybody. Mrs. Grant, as related, always denounced the White House as a Presi dent's residence bnt whether for the sitting room grievance or the "meager accommoda tions" is not stated but as she had lived in a very small way at home before the war, and had to eke-out expenses on a salary ot $800, it is likely that she could easily ac commodate herself to close quarters and the absence of palatial splendor. MBS. GRANT AND MBS. CLEVELAND. But whatever she may have said of the people's house, it is evident she greatly en joyed it, since she has also said that the eight happiest years of her life were spent within its wallsj and tbe great General gives testimony in bis memoirs that she wept long and bitterly upon leaving it, and would gladly have spent another term therein not withstanding its narrow accommodations and its lack of sufficient splendor and luxury for an American royal family. Mrs. Cleve land could secure all the privacy she de sired by having a country home where she could swing in a hammock and read novels to her heart's content without being beset by bores, but even the Clevelands com plained of the "dear public's" desire to get a glimpse ot the White House and its in habitants, they not seeming to recognize the fact that the sweets of private life were never beyond their grasp. People there are who do say that Mrs. Cleveland enjoyed tne publicity and felicity of the position of the President's wife, but Dan Lamont was the man who cut off callers and exercised arbi trary sway at all times in social matters. But Mrs. Hayes, at least, was charmed with the White House, and showed every thing in it with unaffected pleasure. An old friend relates that in showing him through the house, she said: "No matter what they build, they will never build finer rooms than these." As to the lurther fault findings, such as being talked over, and criticised and per haps abused, these are the accompaniments of the position. When people hire a ser vant they soon become alive to his excel lences, his faults, his capacity and fitness, and they have no scruples as to expressing themselves upon the subject. Mr. Harrison has been HIBED AS HEAD SEBTANT of the American people, and every man and woman who helps to pay his wages feels perfectly free to enlarge upon his virtues or to criticise bis faults. He and his wile, under the law are one, for better or for worse, consequently she gets her share of praise and blame as well. When a good Presbyterian deacon gives a ball and per mits the wickedness of dancing in his house he can hardly complain of tbe pious Presby terian elders who go for him in good plain English all over the land. When a member of church so highly respected as the President's wife goes to the opera and the play it is not sur prising that the brethren and sisters pray lor her in open meeting. It the adminis tration is too pious to appoint a postmaster ho plays cards, it is natural that the world lings, who see no harm in pieces of paste board should raise a howl over such a dis play of prejudice. The correspondent claims that such changes should be made in the White House as would make it more comfortable for the inmates, but no fact is better established than tbat those who get there always want to stay, and like their quarters exceedingly. The White House, in its plain simplicity, stands for repulicanism, and no palace cost ing millions and possessing all the luxuries and refinements of rovalty will ever be so dear to the hearts of the American people. Bessie Bbamble. TORTURED FOR A DOLLAR. A Cruel Practical Joke In tbe Iand Where Moiaultoei Thrive. St. Lonls Republic. I A citizen of St. Lonis was in Florida for his health. Not being strong he had a negro named Joe who went around with and assisted him when necessary. . There are mosquitoes in Florida and the St. Lonisan was complaining one day about their number. i "Dat ain't nothing, boss," said the negro servant Joe; "down in de swamp dey is ter rible; dey is as big as galleynippers, and wo! don't dey bite." On arriving there they were convinced. Mosquitoes half as big as sparrows swarmed about them in clouds. "Joe," said the St. Louisan, a bright thought striking him, "how much would you taKe to lie down on the ground here, naked, for ten minutes and let these gallin ippers bite you?" "Don't know, boss," said Joe with a shudder. "Will yon do it for a dollar?" ' "Well, I'll try it, boss," returned the negro, aud in a lew minutes he was down on his stomach, as berelt of clothing as when he was born." The sun was shining with terrible force, the thermometer being over a hundred iu the shade. Joe had hardly settled himself, when the mosquitoes swooped down on him with wild and blood thirsty songs, and be gan a feast. Meanwhile one of the gentle men was holding the watch. Tbe St. Lonisan quickly drew a sun glass from his pocket, ana getting focus pro ceeded to blister Joe's back in fine style. In a tew moments it was sizzing, and the cruel tormentor asked Joe how he lelt. "Well, boss," sard Joe gasping, "I don't mind the gallinippers, but boss please kill that wasp what is sticking his stinger in my back." Joe got his dollar. RISE OF SOCIALISM. Castelar Holds Bismarck Responsible for Germany's Dansjer. THRIVING THROUGH PERSECUTION. William's Care for the People and Doctrines of Democracy. the SOCIAL IDEAS OF PAST AND FUTURE rWElTTUr rOB THB DISPATCH. More deeply interesting than any minis terial crisis in France, to which we are ever accustomed on account oi tbe volatility of the Clumbers and the fickleness of its ma jorities; than any diplomatic conflicts be tween England Portugal; than the claims of the Bulgarians for recognition by the Powers; than the resignation of Bismarck more important than any event which has occurred in Europe during the past few weeks or even months, is the erowth and present aspect of German Socialism. Bismarck himself is greatly to blame for the present dangerous situation in the Fatherland. While bestowing on tbe old Emperor I refer to the proud father of the giddy-head that now wears the imperial crown the dangerous title of "Paternal Cresar of the People," the Iron Chancellor persecuted to the death all those who tried to found a truly democratic State whose aim shonld be extirpation of poverty. A socialism confined to and directed by the Government bureaus and preached from the chairs of university professors: a socialism set forth in carefully worded State docu ments and legislative hills, seemed a preco cious thing to the Chancellor when he was in power. But this was a dangerous course. Just as the old regimes appealed to the no bility and clergy, Bismarck was making a risky appeal to the fonrth estate. GAVE LITTLE SATISFACTION. Bismarck and old William believed in the scientific certainty of a syncretic theory which shall translate the doctrines of the socialism of the professor's chair into the practices of a state socialism. With such an end in view Caesar and the Chancellor succeeded only in exciting an inextinguish able thirst oi social reform in the German democrats when they fail to give satisfac tion to their demands. To those who clamor for radical remedies they offer feeble pallia tives. Much the same thing as that which hap pens with the Socialist ideas of the Em peror and the Minister in Germany betell tbe Socialist theories during tbe Bevolution ot 1848, of Albert and Louis Blanc in France( Neither of these theoretic Socialists discovered a belter Socialistic formula than that piteous revival of the ancient monas tery idea as revealed in their national work shops hobby; nor have the statesmen and the Emperor in Germany found a better means ot fulfilling their promises to the laboring classes than by having recourse to bureau cratic expedients, most oneroui and most useless, or to protective laws, all alike bad and arbitrary. These measures are very pre tentious, but wholly inefficacious. The un avoidable disappointment occasioned by the recent labor Con erence will give rise to fresh popular grievances. Their dearest hopes once wrecked, the disinherited of the land will sink into despair. And if in Paris these crises engender revolutions, in Berlin they lead to regicides. bismabce's extbeme measures. On a certain day, in the wide streets of the German capital, the Socialist, Nobiling, fired a volley of small shot at the old Em peror, grandlatherof the present ruler, just as if he were a deer. Bismarck took advan tage of the indignation called forth by this abominable crime to pass his exceptional, coercive laws against that Socialism which he had once encouraged and against the So cialists whom he bad once favored. The contradiction implied by this acceptation ot the creed of the .sect and of its fundamental doctrine, of a State founded in favor of the poor, and this hunting down, like wild beasts, of the sectarians with tbe avowed purpose of annihilating them, perturbs the nation from its want ot logic and its exces sive immorality. At the same time that rescripts are promulgated recognizing So cialism, persecntions are carried on against the socialists. ' One day the reaction went so far as to propose a code similar to the old rescripts of our Spanish Kings concerning the expul sion of the Hebrews and Moors, similar to the Dragoonades of Louis XIV., the pro scription inflicted by tbe Stuarts on the Puritans, those refugees to America who succeeded in founding in that temple of re ligion and liberty, a democracy and a re public. I am reminded of Boman history. Constantine, while establishing the perfect liberty of the Catholic faith, tormented the Christians; and Julian, while retroverting to the antique religions, proscribed the Pagans. Iu our day they would be looked upou as madmen. And yet this is what 13 going on in Germany in regard to Social ism. THE LEGITIMATE BESULT. This two-fold error leads to the necessary result, that it weakens tbe socialism which Bismarck desired io encourage, viz., the socialism o. the chairf and tavors the social ism he was bent upon destroying, viz., the socialism oi the revolu tion. And mark that I know of no theory so abominable as that of tbe Socialists. The doctrine of the Levellers in England and those of the Bahonvistes iu France bid their brutal sophisms under tbe electrical splendor of two fertile revelations. The theory of St. Simon had the mystic character of a new Divine revolution, not unlike that promised by the seraphic abbot, Joachim de Flora, in -the poetical middle ages. The sensualism of Fourier resembled a great epic poem, and sought to trans form the universe into an immense cathedral, in which all the passions should have their altars. There was much mild and gentle humanity, a species of new Catholic dogma and ecclesi astical liturgy, in the creed of Pierre Leroux, to whom 'his geometry suggested the sublime idealism of PlotinnsL Proudhon himself, notwithstanding the inefficiency of his solutions of economical problems, very obvious in his books, offered a compensation in the shape of rare and original utterances bearing tbe double impress of a fine writer and of a great thinker. But tbe present germanio conception tbe coarse material ism, tbe Vbconscious brute force, the an archism of it, comparable only to tbe primi tiveuess ot inferior species or to nomadic savages in a state of constant warfare; this collective property idea, in which individ ual differences disappearasshadesand colors do iu tbe dark, or as sounds are swallowed up in 'an abyss; this school of Nihilism, this general annihilation of everything is sui cidal. HUBBYING TO A WOESE SEEVITUDE. This German revolutionary socialism is so revolting to my feelings, so destructive of my beliefs, that ,1 am fain to curse such a plague with the maledictions uttered by all the martyrs and heroes of right against the infamous tyranny of arrogant despots. Qualified by all tbe adjectives in tbe dic tionaries synonymous ot progress, consid ered by many as a noble aspiration toward the ideals and principles of democracy, German socialism substantially means nothing more than a retrogression to privi lege and the old feudal regime, out of whose clutches modern, revolutionists have deliv ered us. And, nevertheless, this monstrous abortion, semi-reactionary and semi-demagogic, grows at such a rate, that, at the ex pense of tbe Democratic party and the genu ine Progressists, it occupies the whole of the Left of the German Beicnstag.with its proph ets and its apostles resembling the John of Leyden made familiar to us by poetry and music. Already it counts 60 members in the Beichstag, who are hurrying unhappy Germany, so forlorn amid all her victories, to a new and worse servitude. The three northern empires resemble three vessel magnificentlj rigged oat and having splendid crews of strong and heroic sailors, but lacking sails wherewith to catch the winds of heaven and steam engines wherewith to plow the waters, wrecked on a sandy desert and food for rats. Emilio Castelab. Madbid, April 18. A GRATEFUL LEGISLATOR. He FInda One Indlrldunl Wbe Doesn't Think He Need Watching. cw York Star. J ' It is related of one of the most rugged of the rnral Empire State Senators that be was in New York City on Saturday with his wife, shopping. He did not lite the busi ness, and he stood outside on the sidewalk while his spouse leisurely turned over all sorts of wares in one of tbe biggest drygoods stores. As usual, she lingered, and he grew more and more impatient and angry. He walked up and down in front of the store, and began to swear to himself. Presently a stalwart policeman laid his hand on his shoulder. "See here, my man," said the officer, "you'd better move on. I've got my eve on you." "What for?" asked the Senator. "Don't bandy any questions," said the officer. "You are a suspicious character; that's enough." "I?" cried the Senator In amazement, "I? Why, lam Senator of county, and here are my credentials," and he pulled out a bunch of letters and pa.'S es with his name on them. "And my wife is in there shop ping, and I am waiting for her " The officer saw at once that be was wrong, and was further convinced when the Sena tor's wife came out and addressed him by name. "I see that I was mistaken," said the officer in apology, "and I hope you will ex cuse me. I did not know you, or ot course I would not have applied such au epithet to you." "Yon think I am not a suspicious char acter?" "Certainly not" "I'm glad of it," said the Senator, with a burst of gratitude, "mat's the first tribute to my honesty that I've got since I entered the Legislatute six years ago." TIPH01D FETER GERMS. Late Experiment Show iho Disease May be Contracted TbroDKb the Lnnga. New York Herald. 3 Bacteriological research has demonstrated that typhoid fever germs may be carried in the air as well as in water. Mr. Frederic Bordar has discovered, however, that the bacillus is destroyed in an atmosphere that is dry and completely deprived of its aque ous vapor, but that it continues to live and develop in an atmosphere that is more or less charged with moisture. This last "fact is a very important one, as it accounts for a number of peculiarities that had hitherto remained unexplained, such as the greater frequency of typhoid fever dnring the damp months of October and November, and the customary outbreaks of epidemics precisely at that period of the year. The experiments of Mr. Bordas lead us to believe, as well, tbat the microbe of typhoid fever is endowed with a certain force ofre sistauce to exterior influences, and, further more, that it in ail probability retains for a long time the pathogenic power peculiar to it, as periods of prolonged drought, which would probably cause its destruction, are relatively rare. The latter hypothesis agrees completely with tbe knowledge we have of the vital resistance of germs. Finally, there is nothing to prevest our accepting the idea of the possibility of direct penetration of tbe bacillus into tbe tissue ot the lungs by means of the respiratory tract. To say tbe least, the idea seems extremely probable, as bacteriological analyses have demonstrated the presence of the bacillus in the dnst ot hospital wards. CRACKED AN EGG OS HIS HKAD. How A Dazzling Senorits Surprised a. Bar. vard Graduate at a. Ball. rbllsdelphla Press. A. B. Cusbing, a Harvard graduate, a 'few weeks ago attended a fashionable ball in the City of Mexico his first in tbat country. A feature of Mexican entertain ments is the cascaron, a prettily decorated eggshell filled with perfume or bits of gilt paper. When a senorita wishes to show a preference for a dancing partner she play fully breaks the cascaron over bis head. Mr. Cushiner, accompanied by a Mexican friend, was enjoying the ball from a quiet corner of the room when a bewitching seno rita, with raven hair and roguish eyes, danced up to him and smashed a cascaron over his Bostonian features. The shell was filled with tiny specks of golden paper, which fell in a shower over his shomlders. Surprised beyond measure, Mr. Cushing sprang to his feet and demanded of his friend that they instantly leave the place. "What's the matter?" asked the Mexican. "Some one threw an egg at me, and I know when I get enough," replied the Yan kee. The unique custom was explained to the visitor, who, in a tew minutes, was waltz ing with the young lady who had thrown the egg. A CORNER IN DIAMONDS. The Booth African Fields In the Grip of a Big Syndicate. London World. The extraordinary rise in the price of dia monds in many cases over SO per cent is exciting considerable attention. Both at An twerp and Amsterdam several thousand cutters are out of work, as most of the m erchants firmly decline any dealings at the present prohibitive rate. Tne truth is that a powerful syndicate has obtained, till May 15, an exclusive right over all the stones which may be found in South Africa, and its members are consequently able to regulate the prices at will. It is donbttul, however, whether any con siderable pecuniary advantage will accrue from the transaction, for the diamond syndi cate already finds itself overladen with merchandise which it is utterly unable to dispose of. A few days ago it was forced to make sales at a sacrifice, so tbat, if the buyers maintain their present attitude, the much-coveted stones will soon be again pro curable at the normal rate. One of the in direct consequences ot the syndicate has been a proportionate rise in the price of pearls, rubies and emeralds. WATER MUST BE SCARCE. One Fanner Stabs Another for Drink, Which Recalls a Story, Harrlsbnnc Telegraph. J Two New Jersey farmers had a fight over a drinkef water tbe 'other day, and one stabbed the other with a pitchfork so that he will die. Water must be scarce in New Jersey. Perhaps the men were in the same situation as once confronted a gentleman from Kentucky. Said he: "I was once offered the site where Omaha now stands for one drink of whisky." "And yon refused?" said his listener. "Gentlemen," said the XentuckUn, a proud smile on his face, "yon forget there was but one drink in the flask." WHERE BETH LOW HISSED IT. Amnilna; Observation of HU Old Schoolmate Who Became a Gambler. New York Star.l Last night in tbe Hoffman Honse cafe a well gambler and some friends were par taking of refreshments. The name of Sett Low, President of Columbia College, was mentioned, when the sporting man, with a merry twinkle In his eye. said: "I wish I conld meet Mr. Low again. He and I were students together at the Brook lyn Polytechnic. I should like to point him to.my career, and show him what mia" uxe ne nas maae in uie," P0INTEKS ON HEALTH. Saltpeter Found to be Very Effective irrChiils and Fever. TREATIKG TUMORS OX THEBRAET. Chloride of Lime Should be Confined if Used as a Disinfectant. A GOOD WASH FOR IRRITABLE EIE8 Quinine has been held to be the only true specific for chill and fever. There appears, however, to be a danger ot its losing its pre eminence. "Down South," In certain malarial districts, a number of physicians have been for a long time using potassil nitras saltpeter instead of quinine; and they find it acts better. It is reported, says a writer in the Boston Herald, tbat as high as 65 per cent of all the cases treated by saltpeter have been cured by the adminis tration of a single dose; the remaining 33 per cent it had no eflect upon no matter how many doses were given. And it seems that tbe remedy acts with marvellous rapidity, if it acts at all. If given early in a chill, it will cut it short. Quinine will not do that, unless it is given subcutaneously always a questionabla method of administration. Another interest ing fact is, that the saltpeter is only required in a medium dose 30 grains. Dr. Hunter rightly says that a disorder extending over a period of months or years, characterized by regular periodic malarial paroxysms and presenting the characteristic evidences of chronic malarial poisoning should be in stantaneously cured bv the administration of a comparatively infinitesimal quantity of potassii nitras, a rapid restoration to health following without subsequent treatment and without relapse, does not accord with our experience in the use of medicine and may justly be held as new and unusual. Of course no one yet knows why this remedy acts as it does. Saltpeter in old times was quite often used as a medicine, but not much ot late years, and never before, as far as wa know, in this disease. Science has yet failed to prove just what causes malaria. Al though the germ theory is the popular one, there are physicians who dissent from it. There is a good deal of work yet to be dons in this field. tumobs ojt the bbaht. Tumors and abscesses may develop in the brain as in other parts of the body. Of course, skull bones are unyielding, and, therefore, when a tumor forms, it is at the expense of the brain substance, which in the immediate neighborhood of the tnmor may at first resist the pressure, but sooner a later softens down and becomes practically de stroyed. A variety of symptoms accompany brain tumors, among them headache, ver tigo, vomiting and paralysis. Very gener ally, when the trouble is first forming, the fact is not recognized, for the reason that the symptoms excited may indicate only digestive disturbances. The termination in most cases of brain tumor has been fatal, sooner or later. In some instances their growth is slow, but in others quite rapid; some patients die within a few months, bat others live for many years. The only tumors "in this situation which are at all likely to yield to the treatment are those which owe their origin to syphilis. A. number ot cases are now on record in which, trephining has been performed, and the tumors in the brain removed through the openings made in the skull. Of course the operation can only be successtul in a certain line of cases where the tumors are small, accessible, and dangerons parts are not in volved; still, in the fact that good results are promised even in one case out of many we nave mucn to oe inanciui tor, and tbera is reason to believe that, after more extended research, the operation will be successfully practiced in a larger proportion of cases than now. One of the first things for people to learn is not to trifle with drugs unless they-know absolutely all there is to be known about them. Two cases of poisoning are reported from emulsions, comparatively harmless. The victims did not shake the mixtures and got only the deadly ingredients which had risen to the top. THE BEST DISINFECTANT. Chloride of lime is the safest, as well as one of the best, of disinfectant. It owes its merit to the free chlorine gas which it con tains when fresh and gives off slowly into the air. When used in sufficient quantity in a room or closed space, it combats much of its impurities. As for the germs of dis ease, this agent is something of an enemy to them, although not a powerful one. It is customary in contagious diseases to lay the chloride oi lime about in saucers. Soma good is certainly done in that way, but it is measured by tbequantity of lime used, which, in order to have a very decided effect, must be considerable. It acts exceedingly well in solution with water as a disinfectant of "wash clothing" which has been within the atmosphere of a sickroom containing a pa tient ill with an infectious disease. Soma use it in solution, to disinfect water closets and bath pipes; but it is scarcely fit for that purpose, as the chlorine corrodes lead and iron. The fact shonld be remembered that ia using chloride of lime it must be confined iu order to render it efficacious as a disinfect ant. We occasionally see it sprinkled about in foul places, such as open drains, on heaps of filth, etc. places freely exposed to the air. In such situations it is absolutely powerless to do good. It must be in a prac tically closed space, where the gases arising from it can be confined until they can do their work. AK EFEICIEHT ETE "WASH. Irritable eyes, due to strains, dust, cold and a variety of other causes, are quite com mon. Among the domestic remedies which are the most popular are applications of warm milk, tea, sassafras pith water, etc Borax and camphor water, an agreeable and efficient remedy, has long been used by physicians. An eye wash, very nearly, U not quite, as serviceable, can be mads h-r adding one drachm of the crystals of boracio acid to a pint of soft, boiled water. This should be boiled and kept in a cool place. Three or four times a day half a cupful of tbe solution should be heated, and the eyes bathed with it as hot as can be borne. Apropos of this, neople will do well to re member the fact that some kinds of sore eyes are highly contagious. And the in fections poisons, not being easily killed, are often transmitted from one person to an other on towels, wash basins, etc., used in common. Probably all know that skin dis eases are often conveyed in that way, but few. however, can know that the same is true with diseases of the eyes, which are) much more to be feared. A COMMON DELUSION. When diarrhcea ocenrs during the period of dentition it is quite generally attributed to that process; and it is a popular belief that the affection within certain limits is beneficial to teething childre n, for the rea son that, in consequence of the circulation of the bTood being more active in the bowels, it is less so in tbe brain, and diseases ol the latter are, therefore, not so likely to ocenr. There is no good reason lor believing that diarrhcBa is ever caused by teething; nor can it be accepted as salutary dnring the period oi dentition. Believing to the contrary, many mothers have allowed the trouble to ran on in their children and so wasted the chances of recovery. She Beeaed the Qneitlea. CblesKoTrlbane. ., The Young Man (argumentatirely) Ba don't yon see, Miss Bessie, that when yo reason in that way you are only begging the question? The Young Woman (Mashing beauti-fully)-I am sure, Mr. Pednnele, I-I didn t Intend to to beg vou to to ask me any question. Sudden mustering an of courage on the part of the bashfnl Mr. Peduncle and agitated propounding of question MlM Bessie had been lnnirln. jhear, . m m i j.ii