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APR. 2. 189a Patrons of The Dispatch uho have changed their residence shouldpromptly notify their carrier or agent, either m person or by letter addressed to the business office. This mil insure uninterrupted delivery of THE Dispatch. -On nturd-iy, April 5 tlie rtUVTNKS Ori'ICE ol THE DISPATCH will be re moved to Corner of Smithfleld nnd Diamond ktrccts. AN AP0CHEYFHAL BAEOAIK. The report that Senator Quay intends to settle the Gubernatorial contest by securing the new nlace of Assistant Secretary of War for Hastings is an interesting one, but it will be much more interesting when it has enough corroboration to give it serious weight. Until then we are constrained to place it in the rank of things that are mod erately important, if they aie true. The most obvious phase of the rumored deal of birds in one bush for fowls in another is the very slight chance it would have of serving the purpose of either party. The Assistant Secretaryship of "War will, it is true, fill Sam AYeller's definition ot a good place very fully. There will be nothing to do, and plenty of assistance in doing it. But we take it that General Hastings is in this canvass for something more than a sin ecure as a half-way house on the road to political oblivion, and that is what an ac ceptance of this reported offer would mean for him. On the other band it does not seem proba ble that so clear-headed a politician as our Matthew Stanley would suppose that this arrangement would be especially valuable to him. The report does not represent Sena tor Quay's services to give Hastings this po sition as inspired by love for the Adjutant General; but as produced by his dislike to have his State interfered with. Against that theory there is an understinding that the State is still tolerably intact; and beyond that the fact that the peril of the State lies as much in the opposition to Delamater as in the popularity of Hastings. With Has tings in the field, the opposition is divided. If he were taken out of the canvass the oppo sition would be more likely to concentrate on some other candidate, than to fall into the arms of the slated candidate. We have an idea that this feature of the present situa tion is recognized about as clearly by the astute Senator, as by any other man. If any such bargain as this should be con summated, its first effect would be to bring into increased prominence the boom of Pjttsbunr's eloquent and popular candidate, Major E. A. Montooth. THE HEADING DECISION. The decision of the Supreme Court in the Heading case, which was made public yes terday, is regarded by the city's legal authorities as settling all constitutional questions concerning the street bill of Pittsburg. It is certaiuly to be hoped that this may be the case. But the ultimate tribunal of this State, if not an uncertain body, is one that draws some fine distinc tions, and possibly bv these distinctions, it may yet discover some flaw in our fre quently amended street act. The text of the latest decision points very strongly to the objections of the Court to acts based upon a classification which practically makes "different laws on subjects of a gen eral nature, from those in force in the rest of the Commonwealth." Is it certain that there is nothing of this sort in our legisla tion to which ihe Supreme Court can take exceptions0 We shall be glad to know that the Heading decision settles the matter; but in view of the proverbial uncertainty of the Supreme Court's views, it is not wise to ibout be'ore we are sure that we are out of the woods. CUTTING EVEHY WAY. The reported interview with the Secretary of the State Liquor Dealers Association, as to the means adopted by tbat organization to defeat the prohibition amendment in this State, cuts in every way at once and slashes all classes with beautiful impartiality. According to this statement, which it must be remembered comes to us througn the medium of the Voice, the national prohibi tion organ, the liquor interests started out to win their point by a scheme of wholesale bribery and bought politicians, press and even pulpits in round lots and by the single piece. Republicans and Democrats par ticipated in the division of the funds ac cording to this story, and the campaign of the liquor sellers is alleged to have been con ducted by the rule of buying everything that was in the market The statement may be taken with a large grain of allow ance. No doubt the liquor interests con ducted their campaign on the monetary plan, and inevitably the strikers of both parties reaped a harvest from them. But it is improbable that the popular vote was materially affected by the expenditure of the liquor men's funds. THE TAHMEHS' EEACTION. The statement of demands formulated by the meeting of the Presidents of Farmers' Alliances, held in Topeka, Kan., last week, is a remarkable indication of the lengths to which people will go, in reaction from the abuses that they have borne so long. That the class which this convention represents has something to complain of, is clear enough to unprejudiced students of the pre vailing economic conditions; but that they should propose measures so utterly at vari ance with settled principles is a significant indication of the social revulsions into which we are drifting. The first proposition of the Alliance plat form is one that the law shall force mort gage creditors to share the loss from shrink age on farm property that may take place after the loan is made. If the proposition also permitted the mortgagee to share in the appreciation of property there might be some equity in it. But, either way, the only effect of such a measure must be to prevent people who want solid security, and therefore will take low rates of interest, from loaning money on any such vlack of security as that. The second propo sition calls for r.n investigation of the law authorizing the issue of certain Government bonds, for the pur pose of testing an already exploded idea that the bonus can now be paid. The second and third proposition call for the election of Senators and railroad commissioners by the people, as if a change of method in elections, which the people now can control if they will, would reform the consequences of their neglect. Finally, they propose the exemp tion of homesteads from taxation and the cumulative taxation of lands held from speculative purposes a new and radical amendment of the George theory. The tone generally adopted by the press is that of sneering at this indication of revo lutionary ideas as "a revival of Granger ism." But such talk fails to catch the real significance of such principles. It is not Grangerism, but j revolt from corporate rule and the burden of combinations that may prove more serious than Grangerism. American citizens do not drift into schemes of confiscation and socialism when the pres ent system preserves their interests. The re sult of discarding or nullifying the prin ciples of democracy for the benefit of great corporations is seen in these subversive ideas that are gaining ground in the West. Of course, such measures would only further involve the condition of the farmers. But it should be full of instruc tion for the influential classes that the lavors showered on certain classes of capital for the past twenty years, have driven the most powerful class in the country to the verge of economic heresies beside which the wildest vagaries of Greenbackism were sober and conservative. THE SLAVE-HUNTEa'S LOGIC. The famous slave-trader and Warwick of Central Africa, Tippoo Tib, is on his way to Zanzibar where he will be con fronted by the suit which the Emin Belief Committee has brought against him for his breach of contract with Stanley. It is hinted that Tippoo will make an interesting fight over the suit, and as he doubtless will have the sympathy of the people of Zanzi bar, he may not prove an easy antagonist. The argument by which the old potentate and slave hunter demonstrated to Lieutenant Becker that the slave trade is a philan thropic and beneficial enterprise, leaves no doubt that he will be able to present a very plausible, and from his standpoint, con vincing, array of reasons why he failed to fit out and send forward the second expedi tion to follow Stanley to Wadelai. This statement represents Tippoo Tib as a logician of the same'quality as our eminent managers of trusts and monopolies, who are 3ble at any time to produce abundant reasons, which prove to their own satisfac tion that the means which they have taken to freeze out competitors, put up prices and increase the cost of life, were philan thropic and praiseworthy as resulting for the highest good. Humanity is the same in Central Africa as in North America, and in both places men are generally very prolific of reasons to prove that the course of con duct which enlarges their personal wealth and increases their power, is the most justi fiable and beneficial tbing that can be done. Nevertheless the real reason why Tippoo Tib broke faith with Stanley and continued to ravage the Upper Congo basin in pursuit of slaves, like the reason why our money kings continue to form trusts and impose burdens on the people, is that it paid him the greatest profit to do so. HYSTERICAL LAWS. There is a species of legislation in which th British Parliament occasionally in dulges which may be called appropriately hysterical. A bill of this kind is now be fore Parliament providing corporal punish ment for burglars who carrv firearms. It is a frequent occurrence now for a policeman or householder to be shot by burglars, and this bill is aimed to induce the gentle bur glar to leave bis shooting irons at home when he goes "a-burgling." There is oppo sition to the bill of an hysterical sort also. Lord Esher and Lord Herschcl oppose the bill because they claim that it is barbarously cruel to whip a burglar. They do not think that the barbarously cruel cat-o'-nine-tails would deter the criminal from his evil courses either. But not a single British statesman, nor a newspaper though the subject is being dis cussed by everybody sees the real objec tion to the law. The fact is that when a man starts out to commit a burglary he is so desparately-minded that he will not scruple how he avoids capture. Of course he will carry some lethal weapon with which to protect himself. If he knows that he will get a castigation as well as a long term of penal servitude should he be taken his dis position to shoot with murderous intentions will be greater than ever. The logical re sult of the law will be to make more burglars murderers. Legislation of this sort may well be avoided here. SUBLIMITY IN ASSURANCE. The cool proposition which has be"n intro duced by Senator Stewart, of Nevada, that the Government shall dig a tunnel through theJSierra Nevada for the benefit of the Central Pacific, indicates an extremity of assurance on the partof the corporate clique which owns the Nevada Senator, that rises to the level of genius. Of course the bill will not be resurrected from the committee to which it is referred; but the hardihood of even submitting such a proposition is some thing so magnificent as to compel recogni tion. This proposition is based upon the plea of protection from snow blockades; and the snow blockades are the sequel of the history of the Central Pacific. The Government advanced the money to build the Central Pacific road and something in addition. Out of the profits of the road the beneficiaries of the Government built the Southern Pa cific, so that they have another line open if the Central Pacific is closed. The Califor nia papers are very outspoken to the effect tbat the bfockades this winter were due to the fact that the compauv permitted its snowsheds to go to ruin. But most people do not recognize that this was done expressly for the purpose of damaging the property on which the Government loan was secured, and forcing a renewal of the debt on the terms which the Central Pacific millionaires should dictate, while they were reaping the profits of increased traffic on the Southern lines which they have accrued from the plun der of the Central Pacific It is appropriate that this record should be enlarged by the claim of Senator Stewart as the Senatorial attorney of the Central Pacific, that the Government must spend millions in building a tunnel for that line, as compensation to it for letting its snow sheds decay in order to depreciate the Gov ernment's lien on the property. APltlli starts out with an evident and praiseworthy intention to make up for a part of March's uncivilized weather. Tub recent Convention of State Librarians moves tbe Philadelphia Press to remark that the State library of this .State has been "shame fully neglected by the State, shabbily treated by the Legislature, badlv housed, ill kept and not over well cared for." Toe esteemed Press might also have added that so long as the alleged State library is mado an asylum for back politicians this state of affairs will con tinue. When our State politics reacn a suffi cient stago ot enlightenment to appoint a libra rian for the purpose or keeping a libraryinstead of setting up countj conventions, then the State library may contain at least a complete set ot State publications. Senator Quay is strictly neutral in the Governorship contest; but if General Hasting! will draw ont, the intimations aro strong that he can have that very pleasant position re cently created, the dnties of which will be to help the Secretary of War do nothing. The attitude of the two parties on bal lot reform is the subject of a demonstration by the New York Iloi Id, that more votes in Stato legislatures in favor or ballot reform have been cast by Democrats than by Repub licans, and that more Republican votes have been cast against it than for it. That is a point for the Democrats, beyond doubt; but It is vvofully dulled by the prominent fact that the typical and leading Democrat of New York, David Bennett Hill, neath plants his veto knife in tho reform measure every timo that ho gots a chance to do it. A Lieutenant Goveunok of Manitoba, Mho reluses to sign bills becauso tbey will make hiin pay his own taxes, is an indication that other countries are troubled nith politi cians who run the Government for their own profit, Misery loves company. The portion of our population which has got its household effects under shelter to-day might sit down and ask itself what is tlio uo of having any general moving day at all. If leases were permitted to terminate at any time throughout the year, would not demand and supply be equally distributed, and the popula tion be freed from the nightmare of general chaos and the tjranny of expressmen, tbat pre vails under the present regime? Four thousand immigrants arrived at Castle Garden on Monday, the majority of then from Italy. And all tbat our contract labor law can keep out are musicians, clergy men and skilled laborersl Tun fact that the Mississippi, when it reached the blgncst point at New Orleans, sent a little water over the levees, whilo its volume was much diminished by the outflow through the breaks higher up the stream, proves that tho warning of danger from the flood was not wholly out of place. What is New Orleans' gain, is the loss of the lowland districts that are overflowed. AriER predicting "rain and snow with northerly winds" for jesterday, the weather bureau can take the championship from Wig gins for predictions which are to be read by contraries. 1'eaily, considering the destructive work of wind and water in the Mississippi Val ley, tho fact that neither whirlwind nor flood has cleaned out the Louisiana lottery is calcu lated to raise doubts as to the correct ness of the principle of natural selection. Cyclones and flooded rivers do not select their subjects for wrecking with sufllcient discrim ination. Yesterday's weather prediction leaves the question, whether the weather bureau fooled the public or made an April fool of it self. It will be interesting to watch the fate of that steamboat in tbe Ohio river, reported to have been "lifted bodilj from tbe water and blown out on the land a quarter of a mile." It is to be hoped that when the next cjclono comes we shall be informed that tho steamer was blown back again to the regular channel with fires lighted and a full cargo on board. The Heading decision indicates that our street law is all right until tho Supreme Court takes a new view of the matter. Fifteen-trip tickets on the Peunsyl vania Railroad to East Liberty for a dollar, prove that the big corporation is not giving up competition with the cable road so much as some peopie thought. Tbe public will gladly give its patronage where the best inducements are offered. PEOPLE OP PROMINENCE. The Shah of Persia is going to introduce gas into Ins domain. The Czar of Russia has lost all his tcotb. He employs an American dentist. The reported engagement ot Dr. II. I. Ruth, of Washington, D. C, to Miss Wanamaker, is authontativ ely denied. The increasing and apparently incurable dealness of the Prince ot Wales has become a source of great annoyanc-o to the royal familj. It has been definitely announced that Miss Mary Wheeler, of Philadelphia, will bo married to Count Maximilian Pappeuheim, of Bavaria, on June 30. Hknky M. Stanley is in the field for "boodle." He said to a tnend before he left thisicountry in search of Emm Pasha: "I'm getting on past middle life. I have not saved a cent. My books ana lectures shall pay me within thonext five jeais enough to makemy old age comfortable. This African expedition is for money, not glory." Mr. Gladstone was recently asked by tho Secretary of the Lowestoft Women's Radical Association for a log of wood wherewith to make articles for a forthcoming bazaar in aid of the building fund of the Lowestoft Radical Club. Mr. Gladstone consented, and event ually a log arrived, was duly exhibited, ad mired, and worshiped. Later the actual gift of Mr. Gladstone was delivered by the railway company, and the ladies discovered that the first log that tbey had done homago to had been sent to them by a local wag. M. He riot, the owner of the big store called the Lou vie, in Paris, was sent to the insane asylum by his relations because ho insisted upon giving $1,000,000, which he could readily afford to lose, to founding an orphanage for soldiers' children. The local authorities finally ordered that he should be removed from a private asylum and placed In a public one, and it was quickly found tbat he was not insane at all. For 13 months' treatment the private asy lum doctors demand $22,500, the local doctors want $20,000, three medical students who helped find him crazj, $13 500, and tho keepers $5,000. It is no wonder they wanted to keep him insane at that rate. A REMARKABLE TISIOX A Supernntnrnl Visitor Predicts a Man's Dentil 21 Years In Advance. ISPECIAL TELEGRAM TO TUB DISrATCH.1 Moorefield, W. Va., April 1. The follow ing remarkable story is tbat in connection with the lato Daniel Thompson, of Hampshire county, who died a few days ago. One morning 21 years ago, Mr. Thompson was lyiug wide awake in bed after daybreak, when, as ho claimed, he had a vision in which Christ ap peared to him and told him he had 11 years longer to live. A short timo before the 14 years expired, he said the vision appeared to him again, and said if he so desired bo would be givin seven years longer to live. Mr. Thomp son replied that his visitor should do as he de sired, though ho did not wish to livo and be come a Durden to his family. Mr. Thompson often talked to his friends of these visions, and always said he would dio March 11, 1800. not exactly on that date, but somewhere near it. He died 12 days later. A singular fact in connection with tbe vision was that he always referred to Christ as wearing a beautiful rose in his breast, and the flower so impressed him that he mado a drawing of it for each of his children. Knows a Good Thine When no Sees It. From the Iron Valley Reporter. Of all the dailies that come to our table, none is moro welcome than The Dispatch Its news is crisp, pointed, and up to the last throb of the electric " ires Its market reports aro the most reliable, and it is always clean, fresh and well printed Its Sunday edition has a bona tide circulation of 53.0C0. and its daily out put but little shprt of these figures; and above all its unbiased independence and Intelligent fairness of its editorials, makes it a valuable commentary upon the leading events of the whole wartd. THE TOPICAL TALKER. The Favorite Dissipation of the Fair Docs Tnru Bilsnnds In the East End II aw .Atlantic City Looks In Enrlr isprlnp. iiAsd how is Mrs. T" I asked a trlend whom I mh on Fifth avenue yesterday. "1 am sorry to say," he replied, "that my wife has taken to dissipating." There was an awkward silence for a minute you can understand how it was. "I onght to explain, perhap3," my friend con tinued, "that hor dissipation is confined to drj goods. You will find her in one of tho stores now, I'll be bound." And when one comes to think of it dissipa tion in drv goods is prevalent among our better halves. The term is novel, but it fits the crime. Tho residents on North Highland avenue, are considerably exercised over tho depreda tions of a determined band of robbers. It may interest the Department of Public Safety to know that the robberr of meat safes, ice chests and ash barrels has been reduced to a science and followed out with most practical results by a number of individuals In tho East End. That theso individuals are of the canine race lends an unique flavor to their operations. But they rob with all the neatness and complete ness of human beings. Night before last a large roast of beef and several pounds of chops and steaks were stolen from an ice chest which is kept in tho rear of a house on Highland avenue. The lid of the chest is as much as a muscular cook can lift, but the dog or dogs who operated upon it ap pear to have had no difficultv in raising it. Af ter they had stolen it, with fidelity to thievish traditions they fell to fighting over it in the yard, and the marks in tho snow showed that the tight bad been vigorous. It is suspected that the dogs who make a practice of visiting tho houses m this neighborhood are of the St. Bernard or mastiff breed. Annoj ance at their thefts is mingled with admiration for their cleverness. A genileman who has just come back from Atlantic City points out tho attractions of that suburb of Pittsburg in glowing colors. Ho savs that tho weather during the past two weeks there has been clorious. Ontwodavs only out of 14 old any rain fall. The place is thronged with visitors, and on Sunday last it was estimated tbat 6,000 were there. It is neither too cold nor too warm there; the air being crisp and cool, while the sun shines down on the long beaches with a good deal of warmth. One of tbe pleasant features of the place Is that invalids in tbe last stages of consumption do not flock there as they are wont to do to some resorts. Most of those who go to Atlantic Citvat this time ol tho year run down for a change of air and scene after the long grind of a winter's business. The moral atmosphere is cheerful therefore. The great storm of last September pretty well annihilated the old board walk on the sea front, but this may bo regarded as an advan tage, as the new board walk now in course of construction is a much moro ambitious affair, being fully 21 feet w ide. Thero is some oppo sition to the line upon which the new board walk is being laid down. Before the survey was made for it some of the owners of the sea front erected buildings, sun parlors, bathing houses and the lik? on the land which is now wanted for the walk. They refuse to give way, and the city is resolved to have its way. There is an interesting deadlock, therefore, which the New Jersey Legislature is now invited to break. Tho legislatois came down a week or two ago to survey tho seat of war. and had a gay old tune, as legislators generally contrive to do. When the matter is straightened out, and all the contemplated improvements aro made, Atlantic City mil be a good deal tho better for the storm which threatened to wipe her out last fall. TI1E GARFIELD MEMORIAL. Tlio Strucliiro Erected In Ills Honor to bo Appioprlntcly Dedicated. Cleveland. April L Tho following has been addressed to the publicly ex-Frcsldent Rutherford B Hayes and Hon. Amos Town send, President and Secretary of the Garfield Memorial Association: The Garfield Memorial Association purpose to dedicate, by appropriate public services, the memorial structure erected in honor and memory of tho late President Garfield, at Lakevicw Cemetery, In this city, on National Memorial Day, May 30. next. Tho trustees of tho association respectfully solicit And cordially invite all organized bodies in the United States, including military, masonic and civic, and ex-soldiers and citizens generally, to honor the occasion by their presenco and to participate in the ceremonies. Arrangements are being perfected with rail road companies for reduced rato9 of fare, in formation of which may be obtained at princi pal stations. OIGIITS OF Till! GOLDEN EAGLE. Fifteenth AnnnnI Session of the Order Now In Session nt Allontown. ISPECIAL TELEOUAM TO THE DISPATCU.1 Aixentown. April 1. The fifteenth annual session of tho Grand Castle of the Knights of tho Golden Eagle, of Pennsjlvania, convened here in Music Hall at 10 o'clock this morning, and will be in session three days. The attend ance is large, dclecatlons being present from all paits of tbe State. When the convention opened to-day Mayor Allison delivered an ad dress of welcome, which was responded to by Past Grand Chief A. C. Lyttle. of Philadelphia. Addresses were also made by James L. Schaadt and C. A. Groman of this placo The Grand Castle then adjourned until Wednesday morn ing, when the routine business will begin. DEATHS OF A DAY. Dr. Innc Wiener. 'SPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DISPATCH. J Hew York, April 1. Dr. Isaac Wiener. 100 years old, died this morning at the house of his CO-year-old son. l'hllip Wiener. He celebrated his 100th birthday on February 10 last. He was born In Trussla, and was a teacher of languages there. He camo to this country 23 years a, o, and lived with his sou l'liillp. He was one of the members ot the Hebrew Congregation Adath Israel, and was commonly called doctorM on account ot his learning. He was a man ot grevt physical Igor, and preserved his health and a Igor to the last week of his life. He never used spect ides, and his cvcslght was alwajs very keen. His hand writing was In the smallest and most bcautirul characters. For a year or so his hearing was slightly affected but wb never seriously Im paired. Recently be took part In a very Jolly merrvmaklug at a wedding at the house of a friend. His sickness took the form of no particu lar ailment, but wasa simple ''going to piecis." as one of the family 6ald to-day. 'Ihe old man went to bed and slept quietly until he died. Alexander Crawford. Newcastle, l'v. April l. Alexander Craw frod, Lawrence county's wealthiest man and limnT times a millionaire, died at his home In this city at an early hour this morning, aged 75 3 ears. The deceased, at the time of his death, was Vice President of the National Hank of Lawrence county, a director ol the Beaver Valley Railroad, President of the Crawford Iron and fctccl Com pany, of Newcastle, President of thebt. .Louis, balem and Little ltock Railroad, Treasurer of the Nashville and Knovllle Railroad, and was one or the toremostmen of the country. It was through his efforts that the first raltroad was built Into Newcastle (the Beaver Valley, now a portion of thn Ppnnsvlv mla svsteml.and he was the founder of the Crawford Iron and bted Company. He was father-in-law of L. S. Hoyt of the Clfnton Coal Company. Ihe funeral will take place Sundaj afternoon. Coneiessmnn David Wilb r. WASncGTOV, April 1. Representative David Wllber, or New York, died at his home In Oneonta. Otsego county, N. Y., this morning. Mr. Wllber was one of the three Congressmen who was elected to the House who have not taken their seats. The other two are ex-Speaker Itan d ill and Mr hltthorne. of Tennessee, it Is un derstood that Mr. liber's funeral will occur on 'Ihursdavnext. A Congressional committee will attend. Mrs. nllle Weaver. ilrs. Sallle Weaver, a former school teacher In the Eleventh ward, died yesterday morning In Columbus of typhoid fever. Her husband and daughter are both lying very low with the same teuible disease, ilrs. Weaver Is well known in Pittsburg, having Hied for many years In the Twelfth ward, bhe was a line teacher and a highly respected lady. The body will be brought to this city for burial. Timothy D. Lincoln. CINCINNATI, O., April l.-Mr. Timothy D. Lin coln, one of the foremost members of the bar In this county, died this morning from a disease of thestomach. He w-s In court one week ago. He was between GO and 70 years of age. Iter. Mr. Ki iinennnydoi. IiANCASTFR, Pa., April 1. Kev. Helmcnsnv der. connected with the American Sunday beliool Union, and a brotlier-In-law of ex-benator Allen U. 'lhurmau, died this morning, aged 71 years. General Amber, Paris, April L General Amber is dead. He was in the 86th year of his age. Cnlnrso Thirds Tlint Is Ihe Wny 10 End Tliclr Troubles. New Youk. April 1. All day crowds of Chinamen surrounded the bill boards in front of 16 Mott street, trjlng to learn tho contents of a Chinese poster of flaming red paper with gilt edge. This Is a translation of a part of tho proclamation: "We, the undersigned commissioners, do re spectfully inform you that the principal cause of our continued persecution by the races who differ from us in civilization and language. Is tbe fact that we have no voting power, that power having been unjustly denied us- by reason of partisan legislation through political rascality. This unjust legislation against us has been discovered by us recently to bo un constitutional, and it is our sincere belief also that such unjust dealings with the Chinese do not represent the true sentiment of the blue blooded Americans. We now desire our fellow countrjmen to unite with us in an effort to present our many grievances In a proper manner before the American people. 'Ibis is an important movement, a movement that needs nut nnlv good words but good money to back it. Letall those who want toenterinto this matter with heart and money report at 8 Dover street." Mr. Wong Gong, the head of the committee which signs this document, said to a roponer: "I have been living here as an American ci.izcn for 16 j ears, and lived like an Alderman, too. When I went to tret mv fnll nMiirMlrjlinn papers the other day the officer at too court laughed at mo, and told mo that had I been born over again right here in New York, if my parents were born here. I could not become a citizen. I got mad ana have been working hard evor since to get vengeance. If all tho Chinese whose rights are denied them will back me we can obtain what we want." TWO BRIGHT PAPERS Rend by members of tlio Woman's Club nt Yesterday's Meeting. Quito a largo attendance of ladies mado tho regular meeting of tho Woman's Club a very enjoyable one yesterday afternoon. Mrs. Charles I. Wade, in her usual happy manner, presided, and was assisted by Mrs. Irvine Rey nolds, the recording secretary. Two very bright and instructive papers were read, one by Mrs. Ayers, on "Isabella," and one by Mrs. Dr. Blunibcrg, on "Ancient Spanish Literature." Tbe subjects after being ably troated by tho ladies, were fully discussed. home business was transacted, and a com mittee was appointed to Investigate designs for a badge and a floral emblem to be adopted by the club. Hficinl Chntcrr. TnE Brotherhood of Painters and Decorators of America, Union No. lo, of Allegheny City, will celebrate their third anniversary Wednes day evening. April 9, at Masonic Hall, corner Washington street and Madison avenue. THE ladies of tho Idlewood M. E. Church gavo a snpper, combined with a musical and literary entertainment last evening. Prof. Jones and Prof. Griffiths, o this city, assisted the talent of the church. Mr. and Jilts. A. JJ. West, of Wylie avenue, gave a euchre party last evening in honor of Miss Florenco McLaln, of Washington, D. C. IX ORDER TO SELL THE LAND A Widow Removes the Bodies of Her Hus band nnd Children. frnCIAL TKI.Er.ItAM TO THE DISPATCIt 1 AsnLAND. Wis , April 1. For some time Mrs. H. B. Brown, widow of tno temperance editor and Abolitionist, fhurlow Weed Brown, has endeavored to dispose of the old home stead at Atkinson, Wis., a place of rare natural beauty, and possessing a macnificent lawn shaded by tall evergreens and trees, planted by Mr. Brown himself uearly half a century ago in a beautiful oak opening. Owing to the beauty of tbe homo and the intense bitterness against him outside ot it, bv reason of his ad vocacv of prohibition, ho chose the grove as his burial snot, and with him were buried threo children. But through an uncanny supersti tion the presence of the bodies has thus far prevented any sale of the property, and to-day the four were exhumed lor burial in one of tho cemeteries. 1 be bodies were found to Be in a remarkably good state of preservation, and many people gathered to look at them. After 22 yeara of burial the faco ot Brown was in nearlv its natural condition. The hair showed its part ing. The clothes wero intact. Hut more curi ous than all. the little evergreens he loved ao well had pushed through the lid of his coffin and for a ears had laden the air with sweetness, transferred from his inert clav. In fact, the body of the famous agitator had become largely a mass of rootlets. MR. SMRAS' CANDIDACY. A Philadelphia Edltbr's Opinion of Ihe Comlnir Contest. From the Philadelphia Tlmes.J Beond the bare announcement of his can didacy the public as yet knows but little of tho nolltlcal forces represented by Mr. Shiias. Colonel Bayne has rcDresentcd the district for a dozen years. That he has done so acceptably 13 best attested by his frequent re-election. Ho has not been entirely without opposition in his paity, but has managed to allay or override it so often that fio public nad come to regard him as his own successor so long as he might dt sire to remain in tho lower House ot Con gress. There aro strong elements of opposi tion still existing in his district, however, and if Mr. Sluras has been brought out by a com bination of these elements Bayne's seat may bo in danger. If Mr. Shiras only represents his own ambi tion to be a Congressman he is young enough to wait awhile, and will probably bo allow cd to do so. WEAR I OF PROHIBITION. After n Three Yeais' Trial Alliance Will Give Vo Cold Wnlrr. SPECIAL TELEOUAM TO THE DISPATCn.I ALLIANCE. O., April 1. The local option or dinance which has been in operation here moro or less for three jears is now almost certain to be repealed, or at least made practically a dead letter. In tho Republican primaries Mayor Chapman, who has been a champion of prohi bitum, was defeated by John Stillnell, who is committed to a liberal policy. As tho local Republican organization has always hereto fore sustained prohiDitlon, this is a signal vic tory for the wets. There were somo other very curious results of tl e primaries. Including tho nomination of La number of persons suspected of being moro jucnueii ii iciuuctucj kuiu ibcjjuuiicamaiu, who wireaictoriuus over their straightout op ponents. CURRENT TIMELY TOPICS. Spring? has struck us sure. Down near the Exposition building the old boys wero yesterday engaged In a game of quoits, while the street cor ner loafers were out In all their old-time strength. The returns are all m from the rural dis tricts, and llarnum's net proflts from his Euro pean trip arc placed at the modest sum of S150.00U. P. T. does not take a lorelgn trip exclusively for his health. Miss Wheeler, of Philadelphia, who is going to marry Count Pappenhelm, Is objected to bj seme members of the Count's famllv because she has no title, llanvyears ago when oil was first discovered an Illiterate man suddenly became very rich. Ho had a daughter and he sent her to a college. Alter being there some years the old gentaisltedhcrand requested her to sing. He was Informed by the preceptress that hU daughter had no musical capacity. "Capacttj bedurned. " replied the old man. I'll buy her a capacity." Mls Wheeler may not have a title, but she is the possessor of sufficient funds to purchase one. The President of Harvard College says that "every human creature has a devil Inside of him us big as a wood-chuck." By waiting until July a person can tell to a certainty just how many devils there arc In this glorious country. A CRANK has predicted that an earthquake will destroy Chicago, New York and San .Fran cisco April 14. Paste this In your hat and see It the 14th Is not a pleas int April da. Yesterday was moving day. The man who took a hand in taking down stove pipe and put ting thein together again without using a cuss word Is a hero and should enter a museum as a freak of the first magnitude. Rhode Island held her elections yesterday. On account of one of the voters leaving the State some days previous to the election, the remaining voter was compelled to act as Inspector and Judge. A contest will not result as a conse quence. THE editor is fast forging to tbe front iu this country. Not onlv is the President calling upon them dally to held him out, but the taxpaycr,ls making a mark out of thein. No less than three of them were running for Major yesterday in as many different cities. Where there was no op position the campaigns were conducted on the no-mud slinging principle. One Congressman's Scheme for Ibe Protec tion of Life Nnlnrn Gns and Steel Cans Cnpltnl Notes. VXTAsniNGTON, April 1. Representative Turner, of New York, to-dav introduced in tbe Honse a preamble and joint resolution for tho better protection of human life on the Atlantic Ocean. The preamble to tbe resolu tion calls attention to the recent accident to the City of Paris, which jeopardized the lives of more than 1,000 persons and made it apparent that somo measures should be taken looking to the better protection or human life and prop erty on tbe ocean highways; says the rivalry be tween competing lines of steamships i3 so keen that considerations of safety, and oven of hu manity, are often lost sight of in tbe time occu pied in transit across tho Atlantic; declares that tho laws of certain foreign countries governing vessels carrying mails compel them io make all possible speed, hav ing regard solely for tbo consideration of landing the malls so carried at the earliest ppsslble moment, and the temptation to tho commanders of such vessels are very great to sacrifice all considerations ot con venience, safety, and even of humanity, to that of speed; holds that better protection to human life and property can bo afforded by a system of ocrean patrol than by any other means, and that an v such system of ocean patrol must necessarily be maintained by nations rather than by private enterprise, owing to tliemagni- inue cu mu iiuuprtaKing ana tne expense neces sary to tho maintenance of an efficient service, and that the co-operation of the several nations chiefly interested in transtalantio travel 13 necessary to tbe establishment in the main tenance of an ocean patrol service, and finally concludes as follows: atiiFUEAS, The nations chiefly Interested In Atlantic travel are the United States, Engl md, France, Italy and Norway and Sweden; therefore, be It Itesnlvcd, By the Senate and House or Repre sentatives, that the President be and he Is hereby requested to communicate, through the Sccr-tary or state or other proper channel, with the foreign powers so Interested In transatlantic travel, with a aim to securing their co-operation In the es tablishment oTan efficient system oroccan patrol, which shall Include the employment for the said service or war vessels, or such other suitable ves sels as may be available for the purpose. Providing lo? Fortification. Jn tho Committee of the Wholo to-day the fortification bill was considered. Mr.Cheadle, of Indiana, offered an amendment providing that the board, which is created to inquire Into the facilities for producing steel forging3 for high power guns at or near the Pacific coast and in the vicinity or the Rock Island arsenal, shall also extend its inquiries to the Indiana polis arsenal. Mr. Bynum, of Indiana, said that, with the advantages of natural gas, In dianapolis was able to compete with any other point in the matter of cheap construction. All ho asked was that the commission which ex amined ltock Island would examine Indiana polis. Mr. Cannon, of Illinois, said the Government already had a great gun factory at Wateryliet; it owned a magnificent island (Rock Island) in the Mississippi river, already fitted with build ings, and an arsenal at Bcnecia, on the Pacific coast. At Indianapolis it had no land, no buildings, and there was no more reason why a gun factorj should be established there than at Chicago or Kansas Ctj.or any other place. Mr. Cbeadle argued that the use 01 natural gas resulted In tno production 01 a higner grade of steel than an other process. His amendment was then adopted. The com mittee then rose and the bill was passed with out division. The amount appropriated is S10,521,67S. PI en of the Ticket gcalpers.l The National Ticket Brokers' Association to-day presented to the House Committee on Commerce a protest against the passage of the Baker bill prohibiting the sale or transfer by any person except regularly appointed ticket agents of railroad tickets. The associ ation was represented by President P.W.Ward, of Minnesota; G. G. Lansing, of New York; H. C. Maeder, of Cincinnati; U. W. Dorsey, of Baltimore; W. F. Dauney, of Richmond; G. M. McKenzic, of Chicago; Louis Mayer, of De troit; J. R. Fleishman, of Buffalo, and John G. Webb, of New York. They hold that tbe proposition contained In tbe bill was absurd; tbat it would result in higher rail road rates to the public: that it was an infringe ment of the personal ncht of tho individual to dispose of hi: own property, and that under its terms a man might be imprisoned for a ear for selling his own railroad ticket. Ihey also ar cucd tbat the clause which is amendatory to the inter-commerce law providing the redemp tion bv the railroad companies of unused parts of tickets was a snare; that few people had the time or disposition to press their claims be cause of the slow action of railroad auditors, and tbe result would be a heavy aggregate loss to the traveling public. Chinese and tbe Censns. At the meeting of the Senate Committee on the Census to-day the House bill providing for furnishlngcertificates to Chinese residents on the 1st of June, 1890. by enumerators of the census, with a view to prohibiting further im migration of Chinese to the United States, was considered and amended. As reported to tho Senate tho bill, in addition to tbo provisions heretofore given, provided that Chinese chil dren born in the United States subsequent to June 1, lb90, shall not be held to bo Chinese personswithm the meaning of the act. Another amendment makes tbe provisions of tho act ap ply only to those Chinese who refuse to give the intorination required bythe censns enumer eratorsat the timejof taking the census m June, when so called upon, and who shall then f ill or refuse to obtain the certificate of identification provided for. By another amendment Chinese merchants, tourists and students are exempted from the opeiatlons of the act. provided tbev have tho cert.ficates required by the act of juiv a, IB3-I An audition 11 section to the bill enables a Chinese resident who falls to obtain the required certificate of identification to prove bv competent testimony his right to pos session, which is his sole evidence of being law fully in the United States. It is made a mis demeanor for a census enumerator to willfully neglect or lefn-e to give the required certificate of identification to a Chinaman. In its present shape the bill will ho wholly unacceptable to the Representatives of the Pacific coast. The Trrsts in tlm House. ""The House Judiciary Committee is about to give serious consideration to the subject of the trusts. Several prohibitive bills are already before It, and this mori lrg tho cnmmitteb re solved to ask tbe Honse to commit to it tbo Lacy bill, which was referred to tho Committee on Manufactures early in the session and has not jet been considered. The sub committee which has for some time been considering a number of bills to regul ite and revise the pres ent judicial system, reported to the full com mittee a general bill which will be perfected in some details and reported to the House with a favorable recommendation. The intention is to lelievo the United States Supreme Court and tho Circuit Courts of a part of tho work which has accumulated rapidly on the dockets. Tbe sub-committee bas conferred with mem bers of the Senate Judiciary Committee who have shown much interest in tbe sub ject, and while tbe measure re ported to-day is in most respects acceptable to the Senators referred to, the House sub-committee have rejected tho Sen ate proposition to increase the number of Su preme Court Judges to 21 and to provide for a practical division into three courts. Tho House Committee bill proposes to increase the Circmt Courts by the addition of one judge in each circuit, when writs of error and appeals may be taken from District to Circuit Courts sub stantially as at present. The District Courts alone are to have original jurisdiction and ap peals are to be from the Circuit to tbe Supreme Court in cases involving the sum of at least $10,000 involving constitutional or treaty ques tions, and all questions of sufficient import mco to require a final decision by the Supremo Court, ana in patent and copyright cases in equity. N'EYEU WOKC SPECTACLES. A West Virginia Woman Who Reached Her 100th Yoar. (SrECTAL TBLEOSAM TO THE DIEPATCH.t Wirt C. H..W. Va, April L Mrs. Hickman, who died recently at Burning Springs, this county, was probably the oldest resident of the State, as she lacked but 23 days of being a century old. She was a woman of remarkable vitahtj, never used spectacles, and was in com plete possession of all her faculties up to the dav of her death. Up to the time she was 95 years of age, she always visited her friends on foot, and sue has been known to walk ten miles per day after sho was 00. Caulkers' strike Ended. If rECIAL TELEOUAM TO TUB DISPATCrt.l Elizabeth, April L The caulkers' strike along the Monongahela river has ended and work has been resumed at all the docks in tho three lower pools. The Is3ne was for an in cn ase in the rate of wages and the strikers were awarded tho terms which they demanded. Nrvr Postmaster in Charge. srCCIAI. TEIEOItAM TOT1IS DISrATCIM Washington. April 1. William II. UnJer wood assumed the duties of postmaster to-day. Mr. Bradv retires with the record of a faithful officer. The postmaster has formulated no plans as to pn-sible changes in the arrangement of the office business. He Regretted That He Coold Not Carry Ills Hoard With Him. ISrZCIAL TELEOUA1I TO TUK DISPATClI.t Newton, Conn.. April 1. Elon Booth, an old bachelor worth 100,000, and noted lor his shrewdness and selfishness, died on Sunday, at the age of 73 years. When a yonng man bo laid stone fences and took to bricklaying, which he followed all his life. He came to Newton 60 years ago, and lived alone in the cheapest manner. He said that it cost too much to keep a wife, and that children were a nuisance, and an extravagant expense. Every dollar earned was hoarded and invested with the sole idea of amassing a fortune. Tho coarsest food and scantiest garments were good enough, and although working at ordinary day wages, ho kept adding to his bank account. Miser Booth, as the neighbors called him. was S feet 3 incbes tall and weighed about 300 pounds. Previus to his death be had been troubled withueart disease, but bis last sick ness with bronchitis was only of few days duration. When a doctor was called, and it was said that he must die very soon. Booth expressed a wish that he miht swallow every dollar he had amassed and leave none of it for others to fquandcr. He made a will and stipulated that a monument of granite should be erected to his memory, at an nntlay of S3. 000. with SlOOiijitrnst to the Newtnn Cemetery Association to c ire for his lot. He bequeathed to his s'sters small sums from S100 to W0 a jear, and at tho end of 11 years the estate, which is now est.mated at more than J100.000, is to be equally divided between the grand children of his brother, Orvilie Booth, and the adopted daughter of Mrs. Delancy Brinsmade, of Trumbull. IN TnE GARB OP A QUAKEE, An Eccentric JH an Is Aircsted for Threaten ing to Use Dynnmllc. r6PECtAL TELEOHAJI TO THE DI3PATCII.1 CnAMBERSBURO, April L John W. C. Gos horn, an eccentric and well known citizen of Concord, in this county, was placed in Jul here to-day charged with threatening the lives and property of the citizens of that village. Gos horn is a college graduate, and a man of con siderable education and ability. Ho owns a drug store, a photograph gallery and a printing office in Concord, and does business under the name of John Penn & Co , claiming that he is a lineal descendant of William Penn. Lately he has always appeared in Quaker costume. He is the author of several religious books and pamphlets. Some days ago he evinced a sud uen dislike to three well known citizens of Concord, and posted a notice on the bulletin board in front of his store that they mustleave town. That evening he threw into the street some sort of infernal machine, or explosive, which exploded with a terrific report, shaking all the houses in tbe village and shattering the glass. The next morning he posted another bulletin, saying that the houses of the three citizens must come down, and tbe people fearing that he intended to use dynamite, made an effort to arrest him. Goshorn armed himself with a heavily loaded musket, and with a knapsack on his back and cartridge belt around his waist, paced up and down in front of bis store for several days and nights, leaving his post only to snatch a bite to cat and get some rest, but al ways keeping a sharp lookout. Y'esterday morning he was captured by strategy, Dot alter he was in the hands of a constable he made no further resistance. He will probably be placed in an asjlum, as it is claimed his eccentricities have developed into insanity. STANTUN COUNTY, PA. A Kama Suggested for the Proposed New Civil District. From the Philadelphia Inquirer. The suggestion of the Jnfufrer that tho new county which it is proposed to form out of parts of Allegheny, Butler, Armstrong and Westmoreland counties should be called Stan ton county has been passed around bythe State press with comment favorable and unfavor able. The Bellefonto Democratic Watchman refers to it, but naturally prefers that the new county should be called Jackson county, in honor of the great Democrat who put into practice tho theory tbat to the victors belong the spoils. The reasons for naming the proposed cocnty Stanton are that from 1817 to 1S57 Edwin M. Stanton, Lincoln's War Minister, was tho leader of the bar in Allegheny county, a sec tion of which it is intended to include in the new county, and that his great labor3 in be half of the Union are well worthy of com memoration in so patriotic a State a3 Pennsjl vania. FDNERAL OP ARCuBiSIIOP DEISS. Cardinal Gibbons Illnielf Celebrated the Pontifical Itrqulem Mass. Milwaukee. April 1. The obsequies of the late Archbishop Michael Heiss, of tbe diocese of Lacrosse, took place this morning at St. John's Cathedral, where the remains have been lying in state since Saturdaj. Admission to the edifice was by ticket, but every portion ol the sacred structure was crowded. Inside tliu chancel, clad in full vestments, wero Arch bishop Ireland, of St. Paul, and Archbishop Feehan, of Chicago: Bi-hops Zardetti, of North ern Minnesota: Martj, Sionx Falls. Dak.; Me Golnch, Duluth; Cotter, Winona; Spaulding," Peoria: Hennessr, Dubuque; Jannsek, Bell ville. III.: Fnlev, Detroit: Richter, Grand Rarids; Katszar, Green Bar, is ; bevprtin. Marquctu : He s. Licrosse, and Ryan, Alton, III. Over ax) priests w ere also present. The funeral services were of tbe usual im posing nature. Cardinal Gibbons celebrated tl e pontifical requiem mass; Bishop Hen-no-sy, of Dnbuque. preached a sermon in En glish, anu uisuup ivatszcr, 01 urcen nay, one in German. MOIIOXK XLGR0 C0XFEEEXCE. A Convention Called to Consider Ways nnd Means to TCIrvnte tile Knee. Lake Moiionk, N. Y., April L Tho first meeting of tho Mohonk Negro Conference will De held here on Wodneslay, Thursday and Friday, June 4. 5 anu (5 next. The object of the conference Is to consider ways and means to elevate the Negro race bj' means of education and Christian religion. Political issues and discussion will be avoided, and the attention will be confined entirely to the religious and educational problem. tix-iresideni Hayes win preside at tno con ference. Ex Justico William Strom;, lion. John C. Covert, llev. Drs. Joseph E. lvov, Chi cago; J. C. Hartzell. of Cincinnati: A. G. Hay good, of the Slater fund; ex-Governor D. H. Chamberlain, General Armstrong, of Hampton; General O. O. Howard, and manj' others are expected to be present and take part in the discussion. SPDRI0DS JURY NOTICES. The April Fool Trick Plnxed on n Number of Near Yoikers. SrECfAL TELEOUAM TO THE DISPATCIT.l New York, April 1. The monotony of the office ot theCommlssIonerof Jurors was varied to-day by tho appearance of a drove of solid citizens, most of them in a stago cf rage, and each of them with a little white slip of paper upon which was printed what purported to be a notice from the commissioner to appear before him "on Tuesday, the first day of April, 1ES0, at 10 o'clock A. 31 ." to show causo why their names should not be put upon "the roll of jurors." Tho no. ice was signed "Charles F. Reilley." Tlio commissioner's name is Charles Reilly. On the back of the notice was printed the in formation tbat the "Mayor had no power to excuse any person from jury duty," and a threat of a fine of 3100 for non compliance with the notice. Of course the Mayor has nothing to do with the inrnrs. Several hundred of the spurlou-rnoticcs have been spnt out, and a largo proportion of them caugmthe fish. THE COLOR LINE IX CH0RC1I. One Negro Clergyman Likely to Cnnso a Big Commotion. ISPECIAL TELEOKAli TO TUB DISPATCH. J Charleston, S. C. April L The Diocesan Convention which will meet here on May 7 will have acain to wrestle withthe negro prob lem. In 1SM5 nearly one-half of tho delegates seceded from the convention becanse tho Bishop admitted a negro clirgvman. Various efforts have been made to eifec: a rompromise, but without mnch success. The congregation of St. Philip's Church in this city promises to Qivide the congregation. Two manifestoes were issued to day by the contending factions. The conservative faction are ready to admit the Rev. L H. M. Pellard the colored rector ot St. Mark's Episcopal Church, with the proviso that no other colored clergyman shall be admitted. The other fac tion declined to make even this concession. The fight promises to be warm and bitter. A Road From Moncboro to Franklin, st fcial telegram to Tns oispatcili New Castle, April L Plans, maps and specifications for the extension of tho Western New York and Pennsylvania road from Stone boro to Franklin are completed and will be pre sented for consideration at the next regular meeting of the directors, at which time it will be decided whether the road U to be built or not. James Hub-inks, tbe condemned mur derer or Los Gato3. was baptized in ths Christ Ian Chnrcb. The immersion was done in a bath tub or tbe San Jose jail. An Eastern capitalist at Los Angeles has no heirs. He has promised to give 8130,000 toward a fund for building the great telescope for the Wilson's Peak Observatory. Nearly all the bricks ot the church building in Visalia were bought by a liquor dealer to make a vault to keep his compounds cool m the coming summer months. Tbe bill giving married women absolute control or their wages has passed both bouses of the Kentucky Legislature, and the Gover nor has signified his intention of signing it. The tornado which swept through Louis ville on Thursday last was almost identical ir. its coarse, and In the direction from which it came, with ono that played havoc in the same citvin the j ear 1835. The Government of Denmark has erected 50 telephone stations, chiefly on the west coast or Jutland, for the use of fisher men, who are thus able to communicate with the fish dealers at a distance. While examining titles for right of way at the Recorder's office in Salinas. Ariz., last week, W. V. Glffey came across deeds recorded for lots In the city of St. Paul, aated 1852. The city was built on paper, and has long since been forgotten. The Southbury, Conn., oil well, which has already been sunk to a distance of 1500 feet without producing either oil or natural gas. will be bored 1,000 feet more, and then It nothing is found the projectors are willine to abandon the scheme. At Paris, Tex., Miss Annie Bayless wai about to marry Edgar Brnton, a rich young man whose suit her parents favored. At tho the last moment she jilted him. and within an hour married James R, Bradbury, a poor black smith, whom she loved. The porter at the Union depot at Atch ison picks up 50 cents' worth of whisky flasks about the waiting room every week, which be sells at a drugstore for a cent apiece. He fre quently runs across the same bottle as often as half a dozen times a week. Seven thousand pounds of mail matter is now lying at the break in the railroad at Cow Creek Canyon. CaL, without any means of for wardiner. The contractors have given up the job, while no teamster will touch the mail unless be 13 paid 2 cents a pound cash. Panabokke Samastawikrama Karumati Iaka Abhay wardhana Bhuwanasekara Jayasun Jara Mudiyanselage Tikin Bandara, Ratema batmeya is the name of a Cingalese Gentleman who bas been appointed by Queen Victoria to a seat in the Legislative Council in the Island of Ceylon. A singular case of "mind blindness" recently occurred, the subject being a man of 80, who had complained for a month of Inabil ity to find his way about, to tell his own posi tion in a room, and to recognize objects, although his perception of light was scarcely impaired. The latest and most trustworthy statis tics show that there are in operation in this country, and in tho course of construction at the present time, no fewer than 179 electric railwavs, operating L88f cars, with 1,260 miles of track. The number of passengers carried it would be difficult to estimate, but it cannot be far from 100,000,000. One of the Los Angeles Judges is an ar dent lover of baseball. Last Friday he wa3 calling his law and motion calcudar when a ?romincnt lawyer rose to begin an argument. fo hesitated a moment to consult an authority when the Judge said: ,-Tako your base. Jlr. ." Everyone in court exploded, and it took somo moments to restore order. AV "W. Hanwortb, a trackman on tho Baltimore and Ohio Railroad, and residing at Paw Paw, W. Va was robbed of $1,500 a short time ago. Mrs. Hanworth confesses to having stolen the monev for the purpose of eloping with a vonnc; railroad workman. Sho turned over 60 to her husband and it is supposed that her lover ha3 the remainder of the boodle. Mrs. R. A. "Weston, of Alameda, Cal., had a narrow escape from suffocation. Sho was playing with a pet canary, and pushed the bird's head into her mouth. Just then she grew hysterical and shut her teeth together, so as to strangle tho bird. Her daughter pulled the canary and severed its bead, which got into Mrs. Weston's gnllet. She was black In the face when tbe obstruction was removed. The three locomotives that went over a bO-foot bank near Cape Horn Mills, on the Central Pacific road, somo weeks ago, have not been recovered. Carloads of coal cinders are being brought uo from the shops at Sacra mento to bo used as a bedding to support the necesary apparatns for handling the engines, as the ground is so foil of water that no other material can be obtained that will serve tho purpose so well. Mrs. Torbert, of Madison, Ga., was the owner of a pet parrot. Tho bird was a good talker, and was much petted by the family. During the illness of Mr. Torbert It seemed to understand that something was wronjr. and ceased to talk. Since his death ltwoald pay no attention to anvthmg around the placf. and on last Friday died. The parrot was particularly petted by Torbert, and its death was un doubtedly caused from grief. Swainsboro Pine Forest. David Davis, living three or four miles south of this place, has an infant about 6 or 8 months old that has a tooth nearly or qnito grown. Mr. Davis says the tooth was ia the baby's month whea it was born, but was covered over with a thin skin, which dropped off when tho child was about 1 month old, leaving thp tooth bare, and sajs that if the tooth has crown any since then he has not been able to discover it. A kindlv faced man at a Kansas City street-crossing tapped a passing gentleman and asked him If ho had lost a 520 gold piece. The gentleman looked at the com and said ha had. The old man drew ont a note-bonk and took the name and address of tho loser, and turned away. "Well." said the o'her. "do you want it all as a reward?" "Oh. I Old not find one." said the benevolent old man. "but it struck me that in a large citj like this there must be a creat deal of money lost, and upon Inquiry I find that jouare the thirty-first man who has lost a S10 gold piece this morning." A New Haven ice dealer who went to bed bewailing the short ico crop dreamed that the pond where he usually seenres his supply had suddenly frozen over. Being anxious to find out how thick the ice really wa. and sup posing that he was throwing a stone upon it, he jumped out of bed. grabbed a costlv vase from tbe mantel, and threw it with all his might through a French plate mirror before ho was aware of what ho was doing. The racket awoke his wife and ho was suddenly bronght to his senses. His customers are pretty snre that they will have to pay for that mirror next sum mer. APRIL MIOOTS. Lottie (in jewelry store to jeweler) Yon sar this watch Is not reliable, and that lt3 escape ment will always be getting out or order? ell Hattle-Get a watch without an escapement, Lottie. Jeicelers' Circutur. Tannery Foreman I think yon'H do. Have you ever had any experlencoln tanning hides? Appllcant-Oh, yes; I taught school in New Jer sey for a year. American Urocer. Simpson (on a visit) Excuse me, Miss Ethel, but aren't tbese-er vegetables burnt? Cousin Ethel (of Boston) Oh. no: those are natural black beans, lou know, Charles, there's a death In the family! American Urocer. Jack (leaving the lodge with Jem) Does your wife wait up late for you when yoa are out late, Jem.' Jem (with a melancholy shale of his bead) Sbo does, Jack, she does; I'm sorry to say. Boston Jlerakl. "Why do we call a handcuff a bracelet?" asked the commissioner of an Irish recrnit at a re cent police examination. "Faith. Dekase It Is Intended for arrlst," replied tbe applicant, and he got the position at once. Jtwtlerp Circular. Seedv Stranger Is there any opening for me here' Einplojment Agent (contemptuously) Don't talk gibberish. by don't you say lobl beedy Stranger Because I mean opening. I'm in the oyster business. American (Jruccr. I gave mv girl an onyx ring Which filled her with delight, She looked npon it wondering. Her eyes with radiance bright. It Is a charming girt. " said she. "The gem Is well selected. If ot only Is It fair to see But also onyx-pected. " -Jettelers' Circular. ' Miss May Ture Are you going to give the census tatscr your real age when he comes round, Fav9 ills fay Dcdrose-I suppose I will have to. There 13 a penalty for making false statements, 1 understand. MlssM.T.-I am so glad the censns takers are men I Miss 1'. D.-Because they say men can keep a secret. Boston Uerald. f 1 ' ttrtfebjfu laffar.iifter-iiaiiitriiil .JtoLi; I M. Rarest