. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8. IMS, oL 45, Mi. O. Entered at Pittsburg Postofnce, jvovcmberli, 1SS7, as second-class matter. Business Offlor97 and G9 Fifth Avenue. News Rooms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street Eastern Advertising Office, Room 46, Tribune Building, kewYork. THE DISPATCH u regularly on sale at Mrcntano's, S Union Equai e, Hew York, where anyone who has been disappointed at a hotel news stand can obtain it TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. I-OSTAGE FEXE XX THE TJHOTD STATES. jmilt Dispatch, One Year. 1 M JJA1LT DISPATCH, Per Quarter sro Dailt Dispatch, One Mouth - Daily Dispatch, Including bunday, lyear. 30 00 Daily Dispatch, incluaingSunday.3m'ths. 250 Daily Dispatch, lncludlngSunday.lmontb 90 fcUJCDAY Dispatch, One Year SJJ W BEKLY DierATCH, One lear. 1 13 The Daily Dispatch Is deliTered by carriers at ncenteDer week, or Including bundar edition, v at 20 cents per week. F1TTSBTJBQ. TUESDAY. APR. 1. lS9q Matrons of Tn Dispatch who change their residence to-day should promptly notify their carrier or agent, either in person or by letter addressed to the business office. This will insure uninterrupted delivery of The Dispatch. 49-0n Saturday, April 5 the BUSINESS OFFICE of THE DISPATCH will be re moved t Corner of Smlthfleld and Diamond streets. THE HTVESTIGATIOrT HEEDED. The question of that alleged procuration of funds for the Eepublican municipal campaign by holding out the induce ment of licenses, came up again yesterday in the License Court, by the preientation of affidavits, denying all the charges, with a request that the court fix a day for a hearing of the question. On the other hand the de nial was rebutted in the regular proceedings of the license hearing by the discovery of another applicant who testified that intima tions had been made to him that his failure to contribute might cost him his license. Exactly what form of proceeding it is proposed that this hearing, and that con cerning the speak-easy, list shall take, is not entirely clear. It is plain that neither the presentation of ex parte affidavits, nor the negative testimony of certain saloon keepers, furnish the vindication that is necessary to meet so grave a charge. The matter should be brought into court in such a form that the attendance and cross exami nation of witnesses can be compelled; that all misstatements in connection with the matter shall be subjected to the penalties of perjury, that the testimony of all parties can be brought forward thoroughly and im partially tested; and that the verdict shall carry the weight either of authoritative vin dication or a no less authoritative condem nation. It has already been pointed out in these columns that the speak-easy question can easily be put in this shape, by prosecutions for illicit liquor selling on the testimony of the Police Department, It is not clear why the assertions in the other matter do not afford equal opportunity for investigating the matter by the thorough method of crimi nal prosecutions. One side or the other must have committed perjury. If the charges are true, some one has trenched closely upon the laws against blackmailing, or extortion of money. If they are false, people on the other side have been guilty of criminal slander. "With that variety to choose from, it should not be difficult to take a procedure which will ventilate the matter in the most thorough way. There is certainly every reason for the public to insist, when the charges are practi cally those of official blackmailing, that the course shall be taken which shall either most thoroughly disprove the charges or most promptly impose the penalty of such acts, if they are proved. BITAL PENSION BILLS. The passage of the dependent pension bill by the Senate yesterday appears to introduce a novel difference of opinion between the two branches of Congress. The House has already passed a service pension bill for sol diers over 50 years of age, and the announce ment was made that the Republicans in the House will accept no dependent pension measure. The divergence will probably necessitate a compromise, unless it should be harmonized by the passage of both meas ures. The DisrATCir has heretofore said that the conntrv will support Congress in making provision for the veterans who have attained old age and are unable to care for themselves. The service pension schemes are, on the contrary, rather too wholesale in their character. It those who need aid are provided for, the justice or urgency of further pensions is nut evident. THE AMENDED TABHT. The new tariff bill, as reported to the full Committee on "Ways and Means, yesterday, is practically still in the shape that was re ported in The Dispatch two weeks ago. The iron, steel and sugar schedules are as they were then. A few changes, such as making the 1 cent duty on hides a 15 per cent ad valorem duty, represent the sum total of the alterations. This being the outcome of the criticisms and conferences of the past two weeks, it may be taken for granted that the bill will go to the House in the form reported else where. "What it will be when the House and Senate get through with it, is beyond tbe power of prophecy. As stated in these columns when the nature of the bill was first made public.it lias, as all tariff measures must have, both its merits and demerits, but the former out weigh the Utter. CHEAP PBICES FOB C0NSPIBACY. Exactly what the penalties prescribed by law for criminal conspiracies are in New York we are not informed, but those im posed in the cases to which the attention of the country has been called are calculated to create the impression that the offense is an elegant amusement in which the wcalthv or influential can indulge themselves by paring a moderate license. The fine of $250, imposed on some Standard Oil mill ionaires for a conspiracy to ruin and destroy a rival estahlisment, was one case in point, and the sentences in the Flack scandal look very like another. Fines of 5500 each and imprisonment from one to four months for turning justice into a mockery, and using its machinery to perpetrate fraud, are not calculated to deter the repetition of such crimes if any important end is to be gained. Either the law on that subject needs over hauling or the courts which impose these sentences do. A FEBSISTENT MISREPRESENTATION. In an editorial paragraph, the Neit York Tribune concerning the proposition to impose especial restrictions on the Cana dian railroads doing business in this coun try, says of these corporations: "Since the Inter-State Commerce Commission informed Congress of the injustice done by providing traffic rules for our own carriers which they, with free access to American shippers, were not bound to respect, they have kept a bevy of lawyers and lobbyists at "Washington seeking to prevent legislation." "Whether the Canadian roads have kept a lobby at "Washington we are not informed, but the above statement repeats a misrepre sentation which has been so persistently kept up, and is at the same time so utterly at variance with the facts, as to place all the statements in connection with it under sus picion. In exact opposition to the assertion that the Canadian roads are not bound to respect the Inter-State Commerce law, they are subject to that law just as much as the "United States railroads, and can be sub jected to exactly the same penalties. This is clearly stated in the law itself, and has, in addition, been so declared in a ruling of the Inter-State Commerce Commission. It is true that none of these penalties have been enforced against any of the Canadian railroads; but will the Tribune point oat a case in which they have been enforced against the United States railroads? MOVING 1 Even to a man who is not afraid of mud and rain the weather yesterday was not what might be called ideal for moving. But in snite of all drawbacks the fact that a large portion of the community "do move" was demonstrated triumphantly yesterday. Tne moving spectacle will be continued to-day. If the weather does not change the spectators will be moved also to tears. Hardly a more painful sight than a grand piano wallowing in a mudhole can be im agined; unless it be the owner of the costly instrument contemplating its destruction. There are movers and movers. "We do not speak of the case-hardened and muscular beings of the baggage-smasher species, who are the actual agents of the transfer of Lares and Penates from one hearth to another. They are cast in one mold, although it has been noticed that some are worse than others. But the principals in this transac tion are naturally dissimlar in their be havior under these trying circumstances. Properly and generally speaking, man, the animal coated and of bifuricated continua tions, may be eliminated from the equation. "When "moving" comes the head of the household, real or nominal as the case may be, the bead by courtesy, is made conscious of his uselessness. If he stays he is sure to be in the way. "Usually he goes to business as usual, and reappears upon the threshold of the new home after the earthquake has occurred. But it is a day of triumph for the housewife. The poignant pleasures of spring house cleaning, of packing trunks tor the mid-summer vacation, of wedding the eldest girl, of burying several rich and ripe relatives, are all compressed into the cli mactic spasm of moving as it strikes the average matron. Her position is that of a martyr to duty, and no one who has but stood upon the periphery of a moving will begrudge her an iota of the credit she may claim. Bat if moving is under ordinary circum stances an operation rather more disagreea ble and dangerous than matrimony, how much more so it must be when the floodgates of heaven are opened and City Councils have the paving of your street under considera tion, and well under at that. The heart of man shrinks appalled from the contempla tion of such a catastrophe. Yet there are people to whom not to have moved even under the diluvian condition of yesterday would have been a heartbreaking disap pointment. The peripatetic inclinations of manv human beings especially in America are among the things nn cxplainable. Families have been known, we are seriously assured, when actual transfer of the home was impossible, to load their household effects upon wagons and drive them around a block or two. In such case the appetite for moving has become a mania, of course. AflBOWING INDUSTRY. The remarkable expansion which has taken place in the plate glass industry during the past few years affords the subject of an interesting article elsewhere. The home production has more than doubled in the past lew years, while the consumption has increased over 50 per cent. The gratify ing fact also appears that the entire increase in consumption has been supplied by the home industry. There is no reason why the fear of over production, which appears to be entertained by some ot those connected with the indus try,should occasion any serious forebodings. The statistics show that the cheapening of the price has daring the past four years in creased consumption from 5,900,000 feet an nually to 9,300,000. The full effect of the reduction in cost is not jet felt, "With the increase in building operations going on everywhre, it is quite certain that the consumption will largely increase. It is also well known that there is room for a further reduction of prices, which will additionally stimulate consumption. The evidence in the Ford City and Pittsburg Plate Glass litigation revealed the fact that a very large margin of profits exists at present prices. That the competition of new establishments will reduce prices is more than probable; but the increase in demand and the enlarged use of plate glass at the reduced prices will probably bring the compensation for that. It will not be surprising to find even the reported 15,000,000 feet of consumption attained under full competition. Capital is not generally invested in new industries without thoroughly looking over the ground; and it is not likely that those who put their funds into plate glass estab lishments in this vicinity, whether at Ford City, Duquesne, Charleroi or Tarentum, will find their judgment misplaced. They may not get the big profits of past years; but the production of a staple article like plate glass will, with capable management, be sure to yield legitimate profits, so long as general business is prosperous. TOO MUCH ENTERPRISE. Enterprise is a capital thing in the news paper business, and audacity in the pursuit of legitimate news is a good quality in a reporter. Bat enterprise and audacity may be carried too far. The New York reporter who hid himself in the jury room at the close of the trial of ex-Sheriff Flack and his fellow conspirators, was a trifle too enter prising and audacious. He knows it know. After spending 30 days in jail and paying $250 fine, he will return to his profession with a chastened spirit and a clearer con ception of the line dividing legitimate from illegitimate enterprise. As it was his silly exploit jeopardized to some extent the result of a trial which had been brought with difficulty to a satisfactory conclusion. In this case, too, there was no conceivable benefit to the public to be gained by the reporter's contempt ot court and breach of the law. "What occurred in the jury room the public had no right to know under any circumstances. In reality the privacy of jury deliberations is one of the most valua THE ble prerogatives the people possess. Every one is concerned in keeping private the vote in the jury room, and the reasons actuating the jurors. So that while we are sorry that the erring reporter must pay the penalty, we cannot say that the penalty is unreasonably heavy. Tnn difficulties of an alleged Messiah are manifold, but tho one which requires to be most sternly pat down, is that of rivalry in sacred representation. That is the inference from the stern manner in which Schwelnfurtb. of Illinois, suppressed an imaginative female of his community who declared that she was Ere. The head of tho community would hare no tempter of Adam in his Paradise, and sererely ordered Evo shipped back to Chicago. The inference that Chicaco is where people go when they are drlren out of Eden, is already evoking a sarcastic tone in the Chicago press toward Schwrinf urtu. It seems as if the Allegheny postoffice might be banded over from the outgoing to tho incoming postmastor without getting into a squabble fust like two railroad corporations orer a disputed right of way. A late discovery in physics is to the effect that under certain conditions beams of light pire forth sound, and that different col ored rays of solar light give out different sounds. This gives a scientific foundation to the old theory about the music of the spheres, and permits ns to recognize some reality in the poetic reference of the Bible to the tune when the morning stars sang together. It also may establish a certain relation between tne operatic stars and the lights of the solar system, with the difference that, however the former may color themselves they giro out just the same sounds. The need of a water supply may bring a portion of Reserve township into tho city of Allegheny. If the water is used to clean out the gambling dens, tho change might provo mutually advantageous The respite of Smith, which was an nounced from Harris burg yesterday, makes it probable that before his six weeks' additional lease of life has expired his sentence will be commuted. It would certainly be discredit able, when so many wanton murderers have got off with terms of imprisonment, to hang this man, whoso crime had as much provoca tion as any that has been committed in this county for years. The city gets possession of its new park to-day, by the removal of the tenants. Before the close of the year It is hoped that Pitts burg will have a pleasure ground worth going to see. Colonel. Elliott F. Shepaed is urg ing New York to pitch in and have an exposi tion of its own In 1892, now that Chicago has left the field clear by fixing its fair for 1893. This would be too much enterprise for New York. The metropolis will have to content itself with tho fact that it has a permanent ex position of Sbepard as the champion example of more varieties of foolishness than any other man on record. The fact that carpenters in Massachusetts are striking for nine hours' work per diem is an indication that Pittsburg need not fear trouble on that score this year. The steamer which deserts another ves sel of a rival line, when the latter is in a sink ing condition, does not present an example of humanity that Is calculated to rouse the ap proval of tho world. The White Star line will lose a good deal more than the time tho Adriatic gained by leaving the City of Paris before the latter's safety was assured. The whirligig of time brings ronnd its revenges. Sherman has proved that he is more than a match for Alger with the Diamond Match Company behind him. The Tory organ, the London Standard, has just exhibited its characteristic ot con servative slowness, by coming to the front with an article in favor of loci tins the World's Fair at Ne w York. Sometime or other the esteemed Standard will make a bit by getting abreast of the progress of events if it lives to see the millennium. Affidavits on that license question and the speak-easy list are becoming almost as plenty as the leaves In Vallambrosa; and they are nearly as valuable. Two students of Yale College have ap parently been educated in the modern economic theories of combination. They have leased all the available tennis grounds in New Haven and are going to make a neat sum by re letting them. This may causo a racket, but the specu lators are evidently not in the thing for a love game. "When horses are regularly purchased in tho market for use as dog's meat, it is evident that this horse market at least is going to the dogs. The shallowness of the idea of putting a protective tariff on agricultural products in this country is disclosed by the fact that there is already a duty of 10 cents per bushel on corn. If the duty were a dollar a bushel what differ ence would it make In the price that tho farmer gets for his corn? If a vote had been taken yesterday on the subject of changing moving day to May 1, it would have been carried by a large majority. Councils closed their term yesterday with well-formed felicitations over the progress of the city during the past year. May the in coming body have tho same happy slate ot affairs to rejoice over next year, with the ad dition of a decreased tax rate. Snows and mud kept up the character of March for the most persistently disagree able month ot the season, to the bitter end. A duty of five cents per dozen on eggs will be likely to provoke the jeers of the op position to the effect that tho Republicans In Congress are trying to protect the industry of their only living ex-President PEOPLE OP PROMINENCE. Mary J. Holmes, the novelist, will spend the summer in Alaska with her husband. Justin McCarthy is making a close study of the French Revolution with the view of publishing a book thereon. William O'Brien, tho Irish member of Parliament, who is in Paris writing a novel, will call his book "When We Wore Boys." Gatarre, the great tenor, who died re cently, loft an estate of 800,000. His nightly salary for some tlmo had been 1,400, and ho lived very modestly. Stanley has written to King Leopold that be will visit Brussels durinc the month of April, and the authorities are preparing to give him a grand reception. The picture by Romney, which was sent to a recent London exhibition by an old maid who feared she was presumptuous in asking that it be iusured for 2,600, "because it was an old heirloom and much esteemed in the family," has just been sold, it Is said, for 40,000. Ex-Kinq Milan of Servia is the most reck less gambler now in Paris. He will bet on any thing. If he is not in possession nf a pack of cards he is glad to match coifsror make the mostabsurd wager. Generally hois very lucky and his winnings exceed his losses at the end of the year. The Guinness Trust, representing Sir Ed ward Guinness, has. selected several sites in London for the erection of dwellings for the working classes, which are to differ from the famous Feabody houses in that they will be let only to the poorest class of laborers, and that the rent will be almost nominal. Robert Louts Stevenson, tho novelist, has taken a great fancy to Samoa. He has bought an estate of 400 acres on the hill near Apia, where be intends to make bis home. He was at Sydney when last heard from, and his present intention is to visit Engnd during the summer. He will be back in Samoa in Novem ber, when he will give himself up to house building and the completion of bis South Sea novel, "The Wrecker." He contemplates writing a history of Samoa. PITTSBURG DISPATCH, THE TOPICAL TALKER. Captain Watklns the Illslit Man for That Maritime Emergency Ho is Known to Dlnnr Pittsburgcrs News Tbnt Ought Never to bo Bottled Up Cool Times for Song Birds. Tt did not surprlso anyone who knew Captain Watkins, of tho City of Paris, to hear that his coolness, In the presence of danger, had a great effect in calming the passengers, and averting a panic. He is a typical English sailor of the best sort "Without a blusterinc characteristic be is full of pluck and quiet de termination. Just the sort of a roan for the terrible emergency which ho had to face the other day. In figure ho is squarely built, his shoulders heavy and his chest broad and deep. Not much, it at all, above the middle height, he gives one the impression of being a big man. His hair and beard are red, and his cheeks ruddy. In his behavior toward the passengers, courteous, bat not to the extent that some less ablo captains of trans-Atlantic liners are apt to be. You won't find him everlastingly with the pretty girls on the quarter-deck; though I have seen him chat with a sea sick woman for half an hour. tthen I saw him last he was caDtain of the City of New York, the twin sister ship of the one ho now commands. During the second voyage westward of tho City of Now York an accident occurred to the machinery and com pelled her to lie to for a day and night on the southeastern edge of tho Newfoundland Banks. That might not have been such a safe and pleas ant experiment if there had been heavy weather or fog. As it was the sea was calm as a mill pond and the weather clear and sunuy, and all wo had to crumble at was the delay. The dis cipline in tho crew of Inman steamers is very good as far as it came under my notice, and this seems to have been borne out by the be havior of the officers and men of the City of Pans. A rROPOS of tho alleged unwillinimess of tho Inman officials at Qucenstown to give the newspaper correspondents all the news of tho disabled vessel, at their command, it would be a sensible thing if it wero made a misdemeanor punishable with fine or imprisonment to with hold news where the public has such a clear and incontestable right to know the facts. It isn't as If this bottling np of bad news did anyono any good in tho end. If there are compromis ing circumstances in an accident by sea or land they will be sure to come out, and the prolonga tion of cruel suspense is useless and criminal. There was a gross instance of this worse than stupidity on tbe part of the Lake Shore Bail road officials afterthe Bay Vicwaccident. The Bailroad Commissioners of New York, it 13 comforting to note, told the railroad officials that they did wrong to try to head off the re porters. The public will sustain this view al ways in the case of accidents on land or sea. A gentleman, presumably a classmate of Judgo Ewlng's, writes to say than an error was mado in this column in the statement that Judge Ewing was at Washington and Jefferson College. Ho says "Judge Ewing was a gradu ate of tbe old college, the famous college, viz: Jefferson College, Canonsburg, Pa., long before the union of Washington and Jefferson Col lege." The correction is cheerfully made, though the point of the story was not the name of the college, but the fact that Judge Ewing, after a lapse of so many years could remember tho names of all his classmates. "The unfortunate robins, blue birds, virioles and other harbingers of spring, who ar rived In great numbers last week and tho week before that, aro not having a halcyon time, but they are farely vociferous all tho same. When the snow was falling quite rapidly on Sunday afternoon I beard robbins calling to one anotber from fence to fence along astretch of low land by the Ohio; and just after a freight train had crashed and rumbled by a viriole crossed the tracks singing with all his little heart a gust of springtime music as sweet as if sunshine and a balmy breeze had induced it. A songbird might be pardoned for tacitunity in the presence of a snowstorm and a freight train. Tho days now are getting long. It is light, away from the city's shadows, till past 7 o'clock. About that hour last night I saw two robins on my lawn trying to spear worms through the enow-sodden turf. They talked cheerfully, too. as they hunted up a supper. I am afraid tbey had more talk than worms, poor redbreasts. STANDS IK THE FOREMOST BANK". The Dispatch Elbows Its Way to tho Top Notch of Journalism. From the Parker City Phoenix, j The past decade of Pittsburg has witnessed an astonishing growth in its daily press. During tbe past ten years tbe Dispatch Publishing Company has not only maintained its lead, but has shot far ahead of its cotemporanes. One of the new features was its Sunday edition. Although others were in tho field and supposed tn be filling tne bill, the plucky proprietors of The Dispatch elbowed its way in and stands to-day in the foremost rank. Its Sunday circu lation is claimed to be 50.000 copies. The Daily Dispatch Is not content with its fast growth or its present immense circulation, but is preparing the way to eclipse all former efforts, if possible. To accomplish its aim, another powerful steam perfecting press is being manufactured to enable the company to turn out its edition for the early morning trains. Besides adding new machinery for its mechani cal department, the brainy feature of the bouse will not be neglected. The editorial and re portonal corps will be strengthened. The Dispatch's growth is not yet attained. AN 0BSTREPER00S PASTOR. Ho Gain Admission to Church by Breaking tn the Doors. fSPKCIAL TELEGRAM TO TJtE DISPATCH. I Washington, March 31. The Nazareth Baptist Church, which has been closed for a few days because the trustees did not believe in the pastor, Bev. Richard Hatchett Mas broken open yesterday morning by that gentle man. He was determined to hold services and about 10 JO o'clock he forced tho doors open. He remained in doors all tho rest of tho day for fear the trustees would again close tho doors on him. It is probable suit will bo entered against him, and an effort made to have him vacate his charge. DEATHS OP A DAI. Vlco Admiral xteplirn C. Rovrnn. Washington; March 31. Vice Admiral Stephen C. Kowan, United Stales Navy (retired) died here at 1 o'clockthis morning of Hrlght's disease, aged 85 vears. Admiral Kowan was born in Ireland, and came to this country In the early part of the cen turv. He was appointea to Annapolis Naval Academy from Ohio In ISM. and had a record of 60 years In the service of the United States. He was one of the most gallant naval officers In the late war. His last service was as Chairman of the Lighthouse Hoard. He leaves one son. Lieutenant Kowan, who will arrive here to-night. William Andrews. Mr. William Andrews, father of J. 1 Andiows, Superintendent of the Bureau of Iliehways and Sewers, and of Samuel Andrews. Principal of the Howard schools, died SunUay morning, aged 84 years. Mr. Andrews was the oldost male resident of Koblnson township. He was born near Cole raine, Ireland, In 1806. and came to America in 1821. Early In life he was a railroad contractor. He finally settled on a line farm In Robinson township, ahe funeral will take place to-day, at 1 P. M. James Closson. Yesterday morning one of the oldest passenger conductors on the Pennsylvania Railroad, James 8. Closson, died at his home In Dallas station. He had been for 30 years conductor with the road and dies regretted "by thousands with whom he came In business contact, and upon whom his courteous manners and obliging dlsnosltlonrinadc a favor able Impression. He died of erysipelas, and leaves a wife and six children, two of whom are adults. Capinln W. J. Means. Captain V. J. Means, one of tho old-time river pilots, who has been piloting from Pittsburg to Louisville all his life nearly, and was for vears on tbe steamer Rescue, died at his home In SlcKees- Fiort yesterday morning of typhoid fever. His aneral will take place Wednesday morning. airs. Cnlherina Schnlder. Cathenna Schnlder, the mother or Lieutenant George Schnlder, died yesterday. Mrs. Schnider was 73 years old. She was a most estimablo lady and her friends will miss her sweet presence. She will be burled to-day from her son's home on laylor street. B. 31. Price. II. M. Price, freight acent at UufTalo for the Western ew York and Pennsylvania road, died suddenly yesterday. Mr. Price formerly repre sented the road here, and he (Is well known In rittsburg. TUESDAT, APEIL 1, DKDJIS AND DRAMA. The Drummer Boy Agnln Greenroom Fan The Widow Bcdott nnd Other Plays. It was ugly weather last night; snow, rain and a raw wind. But if it had rained icebergs and tanks the Bijou Theater would have been full last night You cannot keep the public away when the "Drummer Boy; or. The Battlefield of Shilob," Is given by gifted amateurs under the supervision of General Alex Hays Post 3, G. A. R,, for the benefit of the Widows and Orphans' Fund. So last night the theater was packed upstairs and downstairs, and people were standing three deep at the back of tbe parquet The audience was rewarded with a capital, per formance of the stirring old -war drama.' The following is the complete cast: Mart Howard J. Milton Hays 1'armer Howard (his original ,, . ,,. character) .... " A- Joncs Harry Howard, the Drummer Boy. Jimraie Craven Major Kutledge 1). Ashworth Frank Kutlcdg6 F.A. Urundy Farmer Elliot L. L. Buchanan 'Jom billot Charles A. try i attic bchn.it John L. Brown WIHbmltli Edward F. Fisher u5oomi)0..!?!r.f..Vif.""!?er!: lLeon J-Long Mrs. Farmer Howard..'.'. .MIs's Mamie Sawyer Mrs. Mart Howard Miss rdltli A. Atkinson juss Jennie Howard Miss Lulu Bell urcutt Mrs. Major Hutledgc Miss Louise Dannenfcls Mrs. larmcrtlllot Miss Harriet Eichmlller u. S. ARMY omCEES. Major General, commanding) tr ,,,,- Union forces . . - u- Bnidv Chief of staff Jos. Kuntz Commodore w. F. bperr Assistant Adjutant General John F. Hunter Brigadier General Geo. W. Bowers Chief or staff. Geo. It.lajlor Colonel Robinson W. J. Hamilton Recruiting Ofilcer, Captain Company 1. J.E Over Captain Company B Ihoj. E. Cunningham J,ow prisoner Harry Mgble CONFEDERATES. Lieutenant Gencraljohnson Geo. W. Perkins Chief of staff Allen C'onlell Lieutenant and Ald-de-Camp Harry Nlgble General Clicathain Joseph Iirson Chief oi Staff George V. Morton Lieutenant and Ald-de-C'amp.... L. L. Buchanan Captain Company G Harry Khultz Captain Company H Jos. T. Ferguson Assisted by Captain George IE. Taylor's and Captain Harry Schmidt's companies A and B, Fourteenth Kcclmcnt, S. G. P. Naturally, tho Mart Howard of Mr. J. Mil ton Hays, and tho Uncle Joe of Mr. Leon J. Long stood out with remarkable prominence. Mr. Hays' impersonation abounded in strength, and the broad humor of Lonney Long's old darkej was very enjoyable. Mr. Long sung several songs with good effect, and that which went to tho tune of Gus Williams "Oh! What Beautiful Language," tickled the audience im mensely, especially the allusions to the license question which It contained. Many others in the cast distinguished themselves, and particu larly Miss Mamie Sawyer in the role of Mrs. Howard The realistic military features of the play were admirably cared for by the National Guardsmen in tbe cast. The per formance as a whole is well worth seeing, aside from the excellent purpose for which it is given. Grand Opera House. After getting in the way of that "cyclone of mirth and music," as the programme so truth fully calls "Greenroom Fan," the question spontaneously arises: When was Bronson How are guilty of writing it? Still, it is late in the day to ask about tbe origin of a play that has been a popular success tor heaven knows how many years, and it is not worth while to be labor anybody for an answer. We may mildly wonder how Miss Nellie McHenry can stand it, and lee it go at that. "Greenroom Fun" was played at the Grand Opera House last night before a large audience. It was tho benefit of tbe Grand Opera Houso employes and tbey can be congratulated upon its success. Miss McHenry shone in her original way in the role of Miss Kittle Plumpet and Indian Princess. She has not lost any of her spon taneous gayety, and she dances and sings with her old-time enthusiasm. Mr. AV. II. Lytell, as Booth HcForrest, tho tragedian, who under takes to train the amateurs in an Indian melo drama, got a good deal of fan out of the part. The performance of the Church ballet was also laughable, and the situations and incidents ot the play itself compelled hilarity. But of the company, excepting tbe two principals, the less said the better. The audience accepted their singing and acting in a most generous manner. Hnrry WilHamV Academy. Another first-class vaudeville entertainment is being given at this bouse this week. The Elliott "Jolly Voyagers" put up a good show, and no mistake. The programme opens with O'Brien and Alexander, who have a great deal of trouble with a trunk; tbe Elliotts follow in their umrycio tournament: James A. Bais ley in banjo playing and juggling Is next, and Walton and Edwards are then seen for the first time in five years. Houri and Lunadi in a clover hat-tbrowing act, with two well-trained dogs, and then MiS3 Dot Pullman evolntes on ber globe in a puzzling and mysterious manner. Baby Erma Onlhann, 4 years old, sings and dances prettily, the Elliotts again show their agility on the wheels Johnson and Mack, the popular Irish comedians, do a neat turn, and Culbane and Emerson's sketch, "A Bluff at Acting," is very funny. Golden and Quigg fol low, and a roaring farce, "Out of Sight," winds up a great show. Harris Theater. The play of ''Widow Bedott" is quite as ludi crous witb Harry La Marr in the title role as it ever was with Nell Burges3. Two fair-sized audiences yesterday laughed heartily over the funny widow's mishaps. A number of special ties aro introduced by tho company, several of them very good. Miss Vivle Nobriga's singing and dancing are quite clever, Miss Edith Rus sell's act is also good, and the "Widow Bedott Quartet ' sing some very pretty selections. J. ll Lee's singing and sand jigs are also worthy ot mention. Master Harne. a boy soprano, was encored at each performance. Louis Peters' Elder Shadrach Sniffles is not so bad, but Gus Daly's Josiah Crane has not a single redccmine quality. It is not even mediocre "houso play." The rest of the company fill tneir parts no more. Theatrical Notes. The extraordinary attraction at tho World's Museum, Allegheny, yesterday was the gorilla which recently distinguished himself in the prize ring. Ihero are many other curiosities, and a fall fledged variety show beside. "Spider and the Fly" puzzles will be pre sented to the first 500 purchasers of seats for tbe play of that name, which will bo given at the Bijou noxt week. CURRENT TIMELY TOPICS. Senator Hearst has been in the Senato two years and has made two speeches, and he is always ready to second a motion to adjourn. Our colored readers will learn with dismav that the melon growers of the South are deilslng means whereby the fruit will be so distributed that the market will not be glutted. Maryland's defaulting Treasurer was not a poker player, but he had a good many friends who dla play. The lion and lamb story won't go down any more. March came In like a roaring Hon, and went out like the fiery, untamed beast that Cum mlpgs tells about centuries ago. A golden opportunity is open for American lady millionaires. Prince Albert Victor, a son of the Prince of Wales, Is sklrmisning around for a wife with a well-filled purse. Ihc old man has no objections to the youngster taking a foreigner. BUT three days remain for cashiers to skip to Canada. Procrastination is tbe thief of time, and If you Intend going, now Is the accepted time. The Louisiana Lattery Company offers to pay that State JoC0,000 per year taxes. As Hint amount is about one-half the profits each month, the company's liberality Is something unparalleled In the history of frauds. It has been noted that the record of the Cro nln murder trial covers 6,000 printed pages, and Senator Blair was not the compiler, cither. The ladles denounce the work of the Houso Committee In restoring the duty on Paris white and whiting, A Nfw York woman has lived nine years on whisky punches. This wc believe beats the Hon. John L. Sullivan's record. David Dudley Field says popular govern ment has outlived Itself. David, my boy, your medicines have In all probability been mild dur ing your absence. Secretary Tracy is advertising for 80.000 pounds of navy tobacco. Ibe Secretary must have a host of friends, indeed, and they are prob ably all going a fishing when the spring time comes, gentle Annie. Clvlllzillon nnd Clinmpacnc. From the Baltimore Herald. J Emm Pasha, it seems, is determ'ned not to visit Europe, but will return to tbe Upner Nile and the equatorial provinces. He has found tbe Balconies of civilization a little too high for him and champagne to tread together in safety 1890. CONGRESSMEN REJOICE. Representatives Will Heceive Salaries Embezzled by Sllcolt Obteryntorles Kicking; for Solar Time Cattle to Be Bcmovrd From Indian Lnodn. rrnoK a statt coerispojtdent.i TTTashington, March 31. Representative Crain, the brilliant young member of the House ot Representatives, has the distinction of starting the rolling of tho ball which will gather for them the losses of all the members by tbe robbery of Cashier Silcott, of the office of tbe Sergeant at Arms of the House, not withstanding the profound views of some of the ablest lawyers of the House that the Sergant at Arms is not a disbursing officer of the Gov ernment, but a mere agent of the members of the House. Mr. Crain promptly filed his claim for reim bursement in tho Court of Cla'ms. having faith that tho Imposing array of claimants, if noth ing more, would Induce the Court of Claims to interpret the law liberally in their favor. That be was not mistaken in bis analysis of human nature on that distinguished bench was shown by a decision rendered in his favor this morn ing. A mountain of other claims were scaled and passed to reach this case and it received a prompt decision. All of the members, by this opinion of Judge Davis, will be able to speedily get their money, which many thought and still think was legally lost, and a way will now probably bo found to eetfrom the vaults of the Treasury nearly fsO.000. taken from tho safe of the Sergeant at Arms and deposited for safe keeping, but which, once in, seemed destined to stay unless it were decided that tbe Sergeant at Arms is a disbursing officer. Under this de cision, moreover, the bondsmen of Sergeant at Arms Lecdom can be proceeded against and made to disgorge the amount of their security. A Pirn for Time. ("Irievous complaints have Deen received from various observatories throughout the country against the Naval Observatory on account of the latter giving tbe daily solar time to the Western Union Telegraph, which, in turn, furnishes it for consideration to watch makers and others wanting exact time, thus taking the business and its profits from the complaining observatories. An attache of the Naval ODservatory to-day explained the matter as follows: "This fight has been brewing for some time, and will prob ably cause quite a row before it is concluded. Tbe observatory has for 20 years past civen tho time signals to anvone who had a wire running to the mam clock. The Western Union Com pany is tbe only one that has a wire now, and it accordingly has a monopoly of the service, but simply because tbey are the sole possessors of a wire. The same thing would be given to anyone else. '1 he observatory derives no bene fit whatever from the connection with tbe company, and simply follows an established custom. The trouble 13 that the Western Union has made a combination with a com pany, and is virtually freezing out the small observatories that derive considerable income by time services. Tho howl is from them." Indians Cannot Learo Their Lands. The Corrmissioner of Indian Affairs, in ac cordance with instructions of the Sec retary of tbe Interior, has issued a notice to all whom it may concern, whethor white men orjlndians, that all cattle and other live stock held on any Indian land in tbe Indian Terri tory, under any pretended contract or other arrangement with tho Indians for the nsand occupation of any part or portion of an; Indian lands for grazing purposes, must be reuioYcd therefrom not later than October 1, 1890, and so much sooner as any special circumstances af fecting said lands or concerning any ot said cattle may make such removal necessary. This notice is based upon an opinion of the Attor ney General, who has held that in tbe absence of some law therefor, derived from either a treaty or statutory provision, Indian tribes can not lease their reservations. The effect of this notice, in conjunction with the President's proclamation of February 17, 1890, will be tbe removal of all cattle from every part of tbe Indian Territory by October 1 next, whether on unexpired leases or not. The In dian agent3 located within the Territory are instructed to see that this notice is observed and enforced. Liquor for tbe Soldiers. The House to-day, in Committee of the Whole, discussed tbe army appropriation bill. After unimportant action, tbe committee rose and reported tbe bill to tho House. Tbe action of the committee in adopting an amend ment providing that no intoxicating liquors shall be sold to enlisted men at any canteen, was reversed by tbe House, and the amendment was defeated: yeas, 52: nays, 135. Mr. Fickler, of South Daxota, offered an amendment providing that no article, the sale of which is prohibited by State or Territorial law, shall be sold or offered for sale at any can teen within such State or Territory. The amendment was rejected yeas 72. nays 97 and the bill was passed. Nominations nnd Conflrmallons. President Harrison to-day sent to the Senate tho following nominations: Alton Algier, of Georgia, to be Consul of tho United States at Bheims; Frank D. Allen, of Massa chusetts, to be United States Attorney for tho district of Massachusetts; Frank Buchanan, of Missouri, to be United States Marshal for East ern district of Missouri: C. D. Clark, of Wy oming, to bo Associate J ustice of tbe Supreme Court of the Territory of Wyoming. Tbe Senate confirmed John F. Selby, United States Attorney, tor the district of North Dakota. McCalla May bo Conrtmnrllnlcd. "The record of the proceedings in tbe Court of Inquiry in tho case of CommanderMc Calla and other officers of the United States steamship Enterprise was received at the Navy Department to-day. While it is Impossible at this writing to state positively the findings of the court, the im pression is general that Commander McCalla and several other officers will be court martialed. Afraid of the Buzz Saw. From the Baltimore Herald. The Mc Kmley tariff bill looks so much like a political bu zz saw that both parties are afraid to touch it MINISTERS BECOME EXCITED la Arcnlns the Question of Excluding tho Chinese. t SPECIAL TZLEOUAM TO TrtE niSPATCII.I Boston, March 31. At a meeting of minis ters to-day the Bev. Judson Smith, D. D., Sec retary of the American Board of Commissioners for Foreign Mission", read a letter from the Hon. John O. Foster, of Washington, calling attention to the Chinese enumeration bill, which has already passed tho House and which is before the Senate for consideration. Dr. Smith then moved the adoption of resolutions protesting against the proposed legislation "as an unrighteous violation of the existing treaty with China, as a wanton disregard of the wel f ire and safety of our faithful and devoted missionaries now ut work In China, and as in jurious alike to tho business interests and tbe good name of nur nation." Tho Massachusetts benators and Representatives are requested to do their utmost to prevent tbe enactment of tho proposed law. Hardly had Dr. Smith finished reading the resolutions before the Ber. Jesse ll. Jones, of Abington, sprang to his feet and vigorously protested against the resolutions. As a Chris tian minister and a Knight of Labor be declared that tbe Chinese were a pestiferous force, and ought to be excluded from this country ns a protection to tbe American people. This soccch set the august body by tbe ears and half a dozen rose to reply to the sentiment expressed by the Abington brother. The Rev. William E. Grlffls. D. D . warmly seconded tbe resolution and declared that the United States had no more right to ex elude theCnincse than any other foreigners. "Wo have already broken our treaties with them," he said. "Tbe situation is already serious for our merchants and uiUsionaries in China, and the passage of the proposed bill will only add fuel to tho flame of hatred already kindled." The Rev. H. H. Beach, a Chinese missionary, said: "I do not realize how any Christian min ister can wish such a bill as this to pass. Thank God, in China the Confucian religions are su perior to those religions which we possess If this bill Is a specimen of it" The resolutions were adopted, in spite of a vigorous "no" from the Rev. Mr. Jones. RESOLUTIONS OP RESPECT. The Bar Association Expresses Its Sorrow Over Chnrles E. Clark's Death. Tbe members of the Allegheny County Bar met yesterday afternoon in the rooms of tbe Bar Association, to take action on tho death of Charles E. Clark, Esq , the young attorney who died at his home in Beaver, last Friday. Judgo Stowe presided. Messrs. T. B. Alcorn, J. T. McCrecry, J. S. Ferguson, H. S. Floyd, J. S. Young and W. D. Moore, the committee on resolutions, submitted appropriate resolutions on the death of tho young man, ho was cut off in tbe beginning of "hat promised to be a brilliant career. The resolutions were adopted, and remarks were made by Judge Stowe and A. M. Watson. Mr. Clark was hut 22 years of age, and was ad mitted to the bar last September. AFTER THE PRESIDENT. Colonel Ecbols Expects the Executive and Cabinet at Ibe Scotch-Irish Congress Arrangements for a Mammoth Affair Belnc Rapidly Made. Colonel John W. Echols, the hustling Secre tary of the local committee of tbe forthcoming Scotch-Irish congress to be held in tbis city on May 2D, 30. 31 and June L departs to-morrow for Washington, where he will try to capture Presidont Harrison and his entire Cabinet as stellar attractions of the event From un official sources it is learned that there is a very good prospect of his mission being successful. The leading member of both branches of Con gress will also be invited and many will come. This, in addition to the Governors of 12 States, attended by glittering retinues, will make the occasion memorable. Colonel Echols will meet Dr. Mackintosh, of the national committee on the Congress, at Philadelphia, and will also be joined bv one of Pittsburg's mot eminent men in Washington, whose good offices will be exercised with tbe Executive. Having secured such attendance as may be possible. Colonel Echols will make arrangements for special transportation from Washington. Should the plans now formed be successful, there will be a grand parade of tho Congress and Governors of States to meet the Washington party and welcome it to Pittsburg. Present indications areforoneof the greatest gatherings of modem times, and the smooth ness of every essential detail of the Congress will bo guaranteed by the manacement of the Pittsburg committee, of which Rev. I. N. Hays Js chairman and Colonel J. W. Echols secretary. Machinery Hall, of the Exposition building', will bo transformed into an immense audi torium, seating 5.000 people. There was a meet ing of those intercs'cd yesterday, at i o'clock, at the hall, to Inspect and approve of the plans or Architect Bailev. Colonel Echols. W. A. Herron and Rev. I. N. Hays represented tbe Scotch-Inh Congress; Controller E. S. Morrow represented the International Sabbath School Convention: Manager Johnston represented the Exposition Society, and Mr.Lane,of New York, theEdouard Strauss Orchestra, which organi zation will perform on tbe two days and mati nee prior to the congress. Mr. liallej's plans were warmly approved, and the contract for their execution will be immediately let to a responsible bidder. Tbe entrances to the bal 1 will bo on either side of the stage, which will occupy the end of the building toward the main ball, and at the main entrance to tbegrnunds. There will be two spacious foyersat cither side of tho statre, within the building. The stage proper will beS0x20feet. Back of the platform, rlini In tiers, will be spaces for singers, etc The Great Western Band will be beneath tbe stage level. Tbe first parqnet will extend clear across the building, andoOfeet from the stage line. There will be two steps, each 1 inches high, and the second parqnet will be 30 feet deep, upon that level. The balcony will then commence, and will rise by the grade of 3 inches in every S2. for 200 feet, to tbe end of tho building toward Fifth street The contract will bo pushed and everything will be constructed in a thoroughly substantial manner. An official communication was received yes terday by Colonel Echols from Governor Camp bell, of Ohio, stating that he would attend the congress with his entire staff. Tbe Ohio party will dedicate the Garfield monument at Cleve land on Decoration Hay. and come straight to Pittsburg. Governors Beaver, of Pennsyl vania ; Taylor, of Tennessee; Gordon, of Geor gia, and one other have promised to be present Mr. Andrew Carnegie has nearly made up bis mind to be one of the Pittsburg speakers, as per a letter received yesterday. He is warmly interested in the event, and will give his per sonal services In certain directions. The Executive Committee has inst received information that Air. Alexander Montgomery, of San Francisco, Vice President for his Stato in the Scotch Irish Society of America, will be present at the approaching congress. Mr. Montgomery will be rtmombered as the philan thropic millionaire who recentlvgave $200,000 to the Presbyterian Theological Institute at San Francisco. Colonel Ecbol3 has transferred his office to the third floor or The Dispatch business office, on Diamond street, where be will be henceforth found. Kind Words fenfuclent. From the Louisville Courier-Journal. J The citizens of Louisville appreciate fully the offers of assistance coming from all sections of the country, and wish to express their grati tude fur these kind manifestations of sym pathy in the day of disaster. Bat it Is only fair to sav that our resources are ample, and that tbe first call upon the charitable people of our own city has not yet boen exhausted, and will not be. While the ruin wrought by the tornado Is unusual, serious and deadly, the situation does not justify either a call npon the benevolence of distant sections or of our own State, and until tbe citizens of Louisville have tbemselves done all that is in their power to do, it is not just to our friends that wc should ac cept anything but kind words. SABBATH SCHOOL WORKERS. Thcr Have nn Enthusiastic Inslltnto at the East Liberty Church. The Sabbatn School Institute of the Presby tery of Pittsburg was commenced yesterday afternoon In tbe East Liberty Presbyterian Church. There were about 200 Sunday school children present as delegates. Tho services wero conducted by Dr. T. D. Davis, Superin tendent, assisted by Mrs. Kumler, of the East Liberty Church, and corsisted in representing by a practical demonstration how to conduct a Sunday school. Tbe lesson of March 23 was re viewed, to test the memory of the children, and various other exercises were made in deport ment, prayer and singing in unison. The "question box" was then opened, but contained only a few questions pertaining to tbe regulation ot children. At iJO o'clock a business meeting of the teachers was held. The election of officers of the Sabbath School Association resulted as fol lows: President, W.C.Lilley; Vice Presidents, W. K. Jennings, Rev. J.I'.Paiterson,i3ecretary, Dr. J. L Ferson; Treasurer. Willis A. Booth; Executive Committee. W. K. Jenninzs. J. T. Divis, Rev. J. M. -Mercer, Rer. C. B. Hatch, W. A. Booth. W. C. Liliev, C. L. Rose. Rer. R. 8. Holmes, Rev. B. P. 'Miller and Dr. J. L. Ferson. It was decided by the Executive Committee to sanction district conventions in the ten Sab bath school districts as often as may be neces sary to promote district work. Iu the evening the Rev. David Kennedy gave an address on "A Better Conception of a Teach er's Work." W. K. Jennings, Esq., made a few remarks on "How Can We Aid the Inter national Sabbath School Convention." X- Able to Copo Willi the Calamity. From the Philadelphia inquirer.! Tbo city ot Louisville, with characteristic bravery and independence, announces that she Is able to cope with thv calamity which has fallen upon ber. Bnt this need not prevent the benevolent from extending help to those who have suffered in other parts of the West When full reports of the damage by the storm shall havo been furnished it will undoubtedly be found that for many people who nave lost their all there Is no provision available. A NOYEIi QUESTION IUISED. Court to Decide Whether Electric Light Is a Mnnafactnred Article. .SrECIAL TELIOEAM TO TBE DISrATCIT.1 Harbisburo. March 3L Two cases were argued before Judges Simontonand McPher son to determine whether electricity or electric light is a manufactured article. The Brush Electric Light Company and Philadelphia Electric Lighting Company refused to pay the tax levied against them because they are man ufacturing companies. The Commonwealth thinks differently, and has asked the Court to decide tho matter in dispute. Among the other cases argued were those of the 8tate against the New York. Lake Erie and Western Bailroad Company, New York, Pennsylvania and Ohio Railroad Company, and Tioga Railroad Company, which required the Court to decide whether, when one railroad hasirackago rights over a portion of tho line of another railroad company, the amount which it pajs for the privilege is to bo treated as "rental" or 'tolls." If rental, the receipts are not taxable; but if tolls, tbe Attorney Gen oral contends that thev are taxable. The ques tion of inter State Commerce also arises as tbe tracks are used mainly for transportation into other States. Court reserved its opinion. SOCIAL. CHATTER. THIS evening the ladies of tbe Idlewood M. P. Church will give a supper ana musical and literary entertainment for the benefit of the church, assisted by Prof. Jones and Prof. Grif fiths, of this city. An excellent pro;rammo has been prepared, and an enjoyable time Is ex pected. Kaufmaun Rros. and Gnsky have rendered valuable assistance in offering as a prize a handsome snit to the boy and girl selling tbe most tickets. AT the regular meeting of the Womans' Club to-day "Columbus" and "The Artists of Spain" will be discussed after papers bearing upon the two subjects arc read. Invitations are out for the marriage of Miss Emma Taylor to Mr. Joseph Williams. Jr., to take place on Thursday evening, April 10, at 7 o'clock, at the Baena Vista Street M. E. Church, Allegheny. CURIOUS COUDENSATirm A buzzard with a bell fastened around its neck has been flopping around in the neigh borhood of Cedar Creek, Ga. The biggest schoolboy in Bhode Island is believed to be William Davis, of Westerly who is 13 years old and weighs 2S7 pounds. The people were charged JM0 or street car tickets for tbe use of United States Senators during the fiscal year ended June 30, 1S69. The Italian aster, Succi, who is said to have abstained from food for over 160 days is tbe attraction to the medical authorities m London now. At Albany Friday, a white man gave a negro woman a baby about 2 years old to hold for a few moments, but at last accounts had not called for it A bear was recentlv killed in Ashland, Wash., that weighed 600 pounds. He had killed four bead of stock in one place and camped there until he had devoured them. While plowing in a field in Georgia a nest of hornets was unearthed by the plow. They immediately pounced upon tbe animal and stung bim to death before be could be re moved. Jacob Eimmei, a farmer of Orwigs bnrg. Pa has bad a piece of wood an inch long and half an inch wide taken f iom his arm. It was a splinter from a gun which exploded in his hands 32 years vgo. There is in the vicinity of Thomasville, In South Georgia, a negro preacher who con tinues sermons in defense of Judas Iscarlot. He is attracting much attention and many negroes go oat to hear him. A Chinese gardener near Tucson, Ariz., bad a row recently with one of his countrymen. On Wednesday morning last he went to feed his pigs and found 31 dead in one pen. He says bis enemies poisoned them to get revenge. The London Lancet furnishes this list of football casualties from all over the world during the last season: Deaths, II: fractures of legs, 15; of arms, 4; ot collar bones. 11; seri ous injuries to spine, 5; to nose, 1; to knee, l:to ankle, I; to cheek, I. The rash to the gold fields in the Transvaal region has been unprecedented in history. In three years 150,000.000 of English money have been Invested tthere. Cities have sprung up where in 1S6S only grass could be found and no habitation. On Bloomfield avenue. Newark, an electric railroad car received a discharge of lightning from an overhead wire. The two In candescent lamps in tbe car were burned out. but no other damage was done. Tbe occupants of the car wero scared out of a year or two's life. Pleasantville, N. J., has a citizen with 25 fingers and toes. Some of them had to be cat off because they restricted his freodom of action. The freak in this case appears to be a family one, bis father and his brothers and sisters having had seven toes each on the left foot The huntsmen of Southern Oregon are engaged in the wanton slaughter of deer. It Is said that in the vicinity of Kerbyville, Jo sephine county, the skinned carcasses of deer are sometimes so thick in the county roads that teams are compelled to stop while the driver pulls them aside. Lake Chelan, in Eastern Washington, never freezes, although in latitude 45 north. The reason given i3 that it is so deep and the warm water always rises from the bottom to supplant the cold, which goes down to warm itself. The Indians fish In the lake at all sea suns and use salmon eges for bait In a prehistoric cemetery lately uncov ered near Montpelier, in the South ot France, among other things found and reported to tbe Paris Academy were two sknlls, evidently belonging; to the Aryan race, and some human bones that, judged from tbeir proportions, must have belouged to a man at least ten feet in height Tbe negro who preached in an Augusta church recently whilo asleep, has many peculiarities. The morning Sews has already alluded to his intelligent sermons while he is asleep, though while ho is awake he is very illiterate. His sole diet is eggs or fishes and he never drinks water, whisky or coffee, only a tea made of pine bark. At Visalia, Cal., every d ly alter each recess a battalion of chickens, led on by one or two haughty chanticleers, makes a raid on tbo public school grounds as soon as tbe pupils are summoned to their respective rooms. Tbey find pretty good picking there after about 450 urchins with pronounced appetites and well filled dmnerbaskets. F. H. Orvis, of the "Windsor Hotel, has in his possession a couple of teeth belonging to some extinct animal of tbe cretaceous period. Tbe teeth are gigantic in size, one of them weighing 17 pounds and tbe other 8 pounds. These teeth were found near Peace river on the property of the G. W. Scott Manufactur ing Company, ot Atlanta In 1871 a man living at Porterville, Cal., set a slip of Ivy at one end of his store. To-day it covers the whole building and has climbed upon a large oak tree. The first occu pants were a pair of mountain linnets, who were not dlsturbe I. and their descendants still breed there in immense numbers. They sing as well as tbe German canaries. The village of Dafia, on the island of Lesbos, has a oman said to be 135 years old, w ho still has the complete use of all her senses. The same island contains three other inhabit ants who are said to havo passed their hun dredth Birthday Ismail Apa, 110 years o'd; Khali Apa, in his I19th year, nnd Ascbik Baba. aged 115. All three of these centineruns, it is said, earn their living by daily work. A Boston gentleman, to test his dog'a understanding, read aloud to him from the newspipei an article to the effect that our worthy legislators had abandoned tho attempt to muzzle the dogs. Thereupon thejoy of tho St. Bernard knew no pounds. Ho barked, leaped into the air. ran around the room, and even became so excited that he ran np and down stairs until restrained by force. A man named Juan Yaca died at Lone Pine. Ar.z. About 16 years ago a deputy sheriff was murdered In Kern county. Recently the murderer was discovered and arrested. Vact was the only eye-witness to the killing; his testimony was not taken, and now it may not bo possible to convict the accused. Vaca lived witb an Irdian woman: after his death she said, "I heap sorry: cry like h II." The negroes in Liberty county, where so many "false Chnsti" held forth last sum mer, have not quie ert clown as much as everybody Is led to believe. There some crazy spirits among them wh" are daily looking for tho coming Messiah, and anyone could lead them on anotber pilgrimage. Some of them burn fires of nights to light the way of the expected Savior, should his advent be at night. FOll ALL FOOLS' DAY. Husband I really believe that njy rheu matism has entirely disappeared. OAlfc Well, I hope it will not stay away for good, as then wcwtil have to buy a barometer to find out when It Is going to rain. 2 exas Sitinge. Will-Power I have cured myself of smoking. Major. Major Domo Bow did von do It? o. Hi-rower Bought a box of country cigars. Harper's haiar. "They have a pair of pants in the Patent Office at Washington." 'Pair of what?' ' asked tLe purls t. "Pants." 'What unheard bit of Invention is a pair of pants?" Uurper's Bazar. Taking a Deep Interest in Him Dr. Fllle You've been working like a hero, doctor, to save young Starvely's life. And he as poor as Job's turkey, too! Dr. Hackem That's Just It. He owes na S75 already on my bllL and If he dies I won't net a cent Harper's Eazar. Johnny Jly book, pa, says that honejty Is the best policy. Is that true, pa? Mnnnlbags Yes, my son; If there hadn't been honest people In the world, how do you suppose I should ever have been able to get ahead as I have? Yes. my son, honesty is a great help to a man, a great help. Boston Transcript. Colonel Yerger What's the matter with yon? Your clothes are all torn and your face Is all scarred up. , Sam Johnslng Muffin', boss, nuflln' waff speakin'or. 1 Jus' had a little chat wld my fast and only lab, what I met for de fust time since" 1 married Swayback I.ucy.-T&m Siftiagt. Portly Individual What is a lair cigar worth per tbonsand? Dealer About (75. "What 1 1 1" "Beg pardon. Colonel. I didn't recognize you at first About 7 SO. How are you making It In your canvas for Alderman?" Chicago TriDunt. Ready to Proceed to Business. Man with blank book (lo large, cross-eyed woman at door) 1 am the census later. I wish to tee the bead of the family. Voice from Inside the room H'm, Il'm. Ahem! Large cross-eyed woman (peremptorily to owner of voice) Keep that cradle going, James! (To census uker)-Oo ahead with your questions, sir. Chicago Trioune.