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The young German Emperor's speech, in which he compares the powers of his throne to the talent given to the servant, in the parable, and asserts his intention of "add ing many another thereto," with the further promise: "Those who oppose, 1 will dash to pieces," calls ont a variety of construc tions. The pener.il disposition is to take it as an intimation of the Emperor that he will rule Germany without the Reichstag, if he can not do so with it. That is a natural deduc tion from recent events in Germany; and outlines a policy which may make that country the scene of exciting events. But may not the expression be also a reflex of the tendency of the imperial will, tpward adding to his store, by the accession of new territory and the extension of his military powers? "Which significance is the most probable makes little difference in the fact that either promises lively times in Europe if the yonng monarch is not roaring too loudly in the index. DRUGGISTS AND PHYSICIANS. The long-standing dispute over the re spective responsibility of druggists and physicians, for mistakes in the administra tion of medicines, has caused one of our city druggists to produce examples of prescrip tions, which if filled literally would be very likely to cause an increase in the mortality rates. The physician for instance who ordered twenty grains of a deadly drug to be put up when he meant a twentieth, made a slip of the pen that would have been fatal but for the intervention of the pre scription clerk. JThe examples illustrate the need of care in the writing as well as the filling of prescriptions. As to the respective responsibility for errors, it is probably about equally divided; and with regard to their frequency we are glad to believe that the cases cited constitute the exceptions, to the care which marks the services both of the profession that gets up at all hours to pro vide ns with drugs, and the one which as sists us into the world, and, the cynical might say, assists us out of it. PROGRESS CRAB-WISE. Philadelphia has lately presented a strik ing example at once of the progress which can be made by an intelligent policy in re gard to widening narrow streets, and of the municipal stupidity which is capable of throwing all that progress away. Some time ago an ordinance was passed in that city that all future buildings on "Walnut street should conform to the lines giving it a width of sixty feet. The result was that the gradual process of widening the street was going on slowly, but surely. The Phila delphia papers all testify that the experi ment had progressed far enough to insure its success; but all at once the Councils re pealed the ordinance and restored the old fifty-foot lines. As this subjects to material loss those who conformed to the sixty-foot lines andinjured the city by stopping the work of widening one of its principal streets, the inference Is very plain that it was inspired by some in fluence that wanted to rebuild on the nar row line. It is a remarkable example ot the very slight respect that is sometimes shown for the public interest by the repre sentatives of the public Pittsburg has several streets that might well be widened by the process adopted for "Walnut; but with Philadelphia destroying her own ex ample by throwing its benefits away, the difficulty of overcoming the conservatism that stands in the way of giving us modern streets will be infinitely enhanced. NO CASE FOR PARDONING. It is announced that a very Btrong in fluence will be arrayed on behalf of securing a pardon for E. L. Harper, the Cincinnati speculator and bank wrecker. It is not known that any reasons exist why Harper should be pardoned, except the usual pre texts of deep contrition, failing health and destitute family, with the actual reason behind them, that the man has powerful friends. nevertheless, if there is one class of convicts who should be made to undergo the full punishment prescribed by the law, it is the class to which Harper belongs. His offense was the double one of betraying a trust and stealing the funds intrusted to his bank to use in gambling on the necessaries of life If the President releases such a criminal the act will afford decided justifi cation to the frequently heard declaration, that there is no real punishment for the offenses of men who have wealth and in fluence behind them. H0RXGAGES AND CURRENCY. Senator Leland Stanford is reported to have taken up a new idea that of putting the Government into the business of loaning money on real estate mortgages at 1 or 2 per cent interest, for long periods. As the money thus loaned would be the Govern ment's own notes, the plan would be the es tablishment on one hand of an agency where the people could negotiate approved mort gages very cheaply, and on the other, for an indefinite expansion of the national currency on a basis of landed security. It is rather surprising after twenty years of fighting over the question of papermoney, J to find a Senator from California who has been supposed to be a citadel of the solid money policy developing a policy that dis counts the wildest propositions of the soft money school. Such a reversal of what have been supposed to be Senator Stanford's settled views can hardly fail to evoke inti mations that the immense landed estates which are held by the corporations he rep resents, mar have something to do with his new views. Nevertheless the arguments by which Senator Stanford supports his ideas have enough foundation to furnish a valuable suggestion. The country is now considering the question what securities shall take the place of the Government bonds as a basis for national banking. The plan has been presented by a citizen of this city of mak ing approved real estate mortgages at the valuation of assessments for taxation the new basis for national bank circulation. As Senator Stanford says, there is hardly any more stable foundation for values than that of land. With the safeguard proposed against inflated appraisals, it is question able whether any more universal or satis factory substitute for Government bonds in national banking could be found than this one of good real estate mortgages. The idea is certainly worth considering. Senator Stanford's rather expansive idea of an indefinite volume of currency on land mortgages, might be brought into practical shape by making those securities the basis of national banking. CROSSING VERSUS LOOP. The repeated occurrence of accidents where the cable roads cross each other, which have, fortunately, so far inflicted nothing more serious than delay and interruption of business on the roads, should convey a lesson not only to the traction companies but to the public. At present the points where motor lines intersect down town are eight. But with the completion of the new projects, every corner from Third avenue on one side to Seventh on the other, from "Wood street to Grant in the other direction, will offer the excitement incident to the crossing of one line by others. This occupancy of nearly all the down town streets by various lines is the result of the theory that each individual line has ex clusive rights in the streets which it first preempts. There can hardly be a doctrine more at variance with the public character of a street than this; but it is not the legal but the practical aspect of the matter to which we desire to call attention. The in tersection of two companies at Fifth and "Wood has already occasioned several costly and vexatious accidents, which may at some time in the future develop fatal qualities. What will it be when by the building of two additional lines, the same conditions will be reproduced at four cross ings on Wood street, six on Smitbfield street and two on Grant street, at some of which three and perhaps four different lines will aggravate the crowding and enhance the blockade, if any mishap ensues? Moreover what will be the outlook for the general public when every one of these street corners exposes the driver or pedestrian to the chances of being run over by cars bearing down on him from four directions? It wonld be of no use talking of this mat ter if the remedy had not been plain to a foresighted public policy, and were not still within reach. A single loop open to all motor lines, wonld insure all cars go in the same direction, so that they could not meet with the accidents that have taken place frequently. It would let the public know in which direction to look for the cars and would concentrate the motor business on certain streets and leave the others free for ordinary traffic Both safety and con venience would be increased by an arrange ment which would send all these cars around a single loop, and abolish all such crossings as those which are now making the trouble It would have been very easy to provide such a belt line by intelligent legislation in the first place; and it should not be im possible now. Perhaps, after the companies have run into each other a few times more, they will perceive the economy of such an arrangement to themselves. RUSSIA'S DESPERATE CONDITION. The story which is told elsewhere by an escaped Bussian political prisoner, of the arbitrary imprisonment which he suffered simply on account of the suspicions of the imperial police, is a striking corroboration of the disclosures made by Mr. Kennan. It is not to be wondered at that educated men and women who are subjected to such tyranny should seek the revenge of dynamite conspiracies and assassination. Yet, how ever much the sympathy of democratic na tions must be evoked for the victims of absolutism, it must be also the verdict of those who perceive the value of law in the establishment of popular government, that the means of agitation which consist of dynamite and arson, do not afford the vindi cation of their cause. It is inevitable that revolution shall come in Bussia. There is hardly any other way in which a military absolutism can be over thrown. To the men who sacrifice them selves in educating the Bussian peasantry for a revolution which shall establish cons titutional Government no less exalted posi tion than that of political martyrs can be assigned. But when that revolution comes it must succeed by civilized warfare in the name of the people. To seek its success by dynamite is simply to substitute the despotism of secret assassination for that of a military empire; and who can say that the change shall be for the better? For the present it is clear that Bussia must continue under the present reign of absolutism and injustice. When the up heaval comes, it will be a social cataclysm that will make the French revolution seem like a mild and conservative reform of political abuses. It is interesting to observe that the long standing hatred between France and Germany has settled down into a rivalry as to which can most effectually kill off the Africans and absorb their territory. Captain Wissman is conduct ing the campaign on the East African coast, while the French are making their attack on Dahomey. This diversion of the European ap petite for war is advantageous for France and Germany; but it is so hard upon the Africans that it may give them prejudiced views of civil ization. It is now reported that the Louisiana lottery people are going to try and get a loca tion in Nevada. The State which sells its Sen atorships regularly will probably make no bones abont selling lottery privileges, except as regards the price of the job. Ix is understood that Postmaster General Wanamaker will have nothing to do with Stone, the McKeesport nominee for postmas ter, on account of a reported fondness of the up river politician for the game of pots and pairs. But along comes some wicked gossiper and says that President Harrison m his Senatorial days was not a bad poker player, either. Will this report lead the Postmaster General to suspend relations with the head of the admin istration ? Between the actual loss of seats and the reduction of Tory majorities at the by-elec- lions, the Tory Ministry can clearly recognize that their only chance is to hold on as long as they can. But even if they do that, the hand writing is on the wail. A fine ot 5126,000, accompanied with eighteen years' imprisonment in the peniten tiary, applied to a defaulting County Treasurer in Ohio, looks like a punishment that tends to deter the conversion of public funds to private use. It is the result of the Ohio law which pre scribes a fine of double tho amount of the de falcation, and as such attains the rank of the biggest fine on record. It may make embezzle ment unpopular if the man is not pardoned out of the penitentiary too soon. Senator Dolph, ot Oregon, made'a hit the other day by giving his fellow members a dinner of Columbia river salmon. Salmon being a brain food, the universal opinion is that the Oregon Senator has shown bow to fill a long felt want. The renewed announcement that the Treasury authorities have ordered the new postofflce to be finished by October, with an intimation that if it is not done some one will wish to know the reason why. is gratifying evi dence that things do sometimes move. It holds ont the hope that the buildlne will bo finished in the short space of fifteen years from the time it was begun. The Allegheny postoffice wants more clerks, but it does not want enough to bring it under the operation of the civil service act. Thus are our political friends induced to recog nize the wisdom of sticking to tne golden mean. Of course the Ke publican Senators re port in favor of seating Sanders and Powers from Montana, and the Democrats in favor ot seating McGmnis and Clark. If Senators could be found who would report in favor of the men elected, regardless of party dictates, there might be some belief in the disinterestedness of party government. The public building pork barrel looks very full at present, but by the time every Con gressman has got a piece of the pork, the sup ply, or surplus, bids fair to be utterly ex. hausted. It is interesting and touching to observe the logic by which tho esteemed Chicago Herald argues that bogus lard is really superior to the genuine. That may be so, and yet the public might claim the right to have it distin guished otherwise than as "strictly pure lard" In order to be able to pay the higher price for the better article. Congress having provided an Assistant Secretary of War, the head o( that department will now have some relief from his arduous labors in the line of doing nothing. The Senate's threat to imprison the news paper men for contempt of the Senate has been sicklied o'er with the pale cast of the thought that if the Senate gets to imprisoning the men who are in contempt of that lofty body it will be confronted with the rather largo con tract of putting the majority of the nation un der lock and key. The new cruiser Newarkis to be launched on St. Patrick's Day. This ought to be an omen that the new fighting vessel will be a ter ror to sea snakes and Britishers. Chaeleroi's big plate glass works are being promptly tut under contract. The progress of the work will do more to boom tho new town than all the real estate sales that could be held in the coming season. Nothing builds a town up so convincingly as the build ing itself. The fact that the thermometer at different points in this country on Wednesday showed a range of 116 degrees, enforces the lesson that this is a big nation. The politics of the First ward have reached a condition of strained relations that promises some very pretty revelations before the License Court. It is reassuring to leant that the politics of that section can have any results that will inure to the benefit of the public The important question, whether the streots belong to the telephone or electric rail road companies, seems likely to be brought to a direct issue. PERUArs by the time that the cable roads have run into each other a few times moro it may dawn upon the minds of their managers that it would have been wiser to have bad one belt line for all motor cars to run upon in the crowded portion of the city. PEOPLE OP PROMINENCE. Prince Carolatu Schoenaich has been elected Grand Master of the Freemasons in Prussia. James Russell Lowell's physician says that be is slowly improving. The probability is that the distinguished author has been more seriously ill than anyone except his physician realized. Mb. Henry EL Abbey says that he has never thought of bringing suit against Miss Mary Anderson for breach of contract. There is no misunderstanding which will not bo amic ably settled. The reports of Governor Hovey's illness are greatly exaggerated. Be has almost entirely re covered from what was not regarded as a seri ous sickness, but is still weak and remains in his room to guard against a relapse. Speaker Reed has received at least one novel by every mail since it became known that he is fond of light literature. .Duplicate copies of tho same work have sometimes reached him from the author and publisher. Jhe Prince of Wales when going on a jour ney always takes along whole boxes of hats and huge trunks of dress suits, morning coats and other changes. He makes a point when visit ing anywhere of not being seen twice in the same coat. George William Curtis Is CS years old, but he looks younger than man- men of 50. He is of the medium height, well built, well dressed and well mannered. His large gray eyes have a genial expression and his manners have a hearty, engaging warmth. Rev. Clement M. Butler, D. D., who died in Germantown, Pa., Thursday night, aged 80 years, during bis rectorship at Trinity Church in Washington City, was Chaplain of the United States Senate and was a warm personal friend of Daniel Webster and Henry Clay. Pope Leo uses a gold pen for his corre spondence, but his signatures are always at tached with a quill from the wing of a dove or stormy petrel, opinion is divided as to which. This penbas been in use by the Pope for 40 years, and is kept by him in a case of ivory. The newspaper publishers and editors of Philadelphia have tendered to Charles Emory Smith, recently appointed Minister to Russia, a public dinner, to be participated in by news paper men and brethren of the fraternity. Mr. Smith has named Monday evening, March SI, as the date for the dinner. Action of Conncll to bo Applauded. From the Johnstown Tribune. The decision ot the Conemaugh borough Council not to sell the borough property is to be applauded. The objections which were raised were received in the spirit in which they were offered, and the unwisdom ot the sale was seen; and now, when the final amalgamation of all the boroughs takes place, they will come to gether into one harmonious whole. Not nn Amerlcnn Question. From the St. Louis Republic The annexation of Canada is not an Ameri can question. The violent attacks of some of the Canadian journals upon the United States in this connection are very amusing. The only effect they could possibly have, under the circumstances, would be to incite another Fenian raid. If there is an annexation issue let's have some runout of it. A Ciinnce fur Scnalor Sherman. From the St. Louis Globe-Democrat. J The manufacture of artificial ice will be a great industry in this conntry this year. What a magnificent chance for John Sherman. THE TOPICAL TALKER, Ignorance la Bliss, So ia Impudence Some times Chata With nnd Abont Mr. Flor ence. "The cable car was passing Boss street, when the bright-eyed young woman said to the wooden-faced young man beside her: "Look! there's the Bridge of Sighs." The stolid youth directed his gaze toward Richardson's exquisite link joining Court House and jail, and remarked: "That bridge ain't much of a size." '-Ob, that's not it they call it a Bridge of Sighs," rejoined the owner of the bright eyes, "because it's like another Bridge of Highs ta inIn Spain. The Nihilists cross over it on their way to Siberia it's the last one they cross, and so and so they call it the Bridge of Sighs." "Oh!" said the young man, a look of deep re spect for his fair instructor lighting up bis vacant face for a moment. When ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise. TTThile the Hon. W. J. Florence was giving audience to a few of his friends yesterday afternoon in front of the Grand Opera House a man with a fair cargo of drink aboard caught hold of his arm and murmured: "Say, 'souse me, Billy, I " "Stop ! I know what you want," said Flor ence, thrusting his band deep down into his trousers' pocket. "I'm a blank blank son of a gun," apologeti cally remarked the inebriated one. "Yes, you look liko one," assented Florence, as he pulled out a half dollar and continued, "Now go away 1" The man took the coin, smiled faintly and faded away. "He's a friend of mine, sure! He called me Billy!" was Florence's final remark. A pbopos of a story which Mr. Florence told yesterday concerning the release of a prisoner from Sing Sing but which it were hardly in good taste to tell here, thougn it re dounds to the credit of the warm-hearted actor a Pittsbnrger related the following: "A young fellow who worked in tho same office with me, and was generally liked by all of us. nnhappily fell into evil courses, and at last the law got hold of him. He was tried and con victed, but sentence was deferred for a few days. In tho interval I went to see the Judge, and told him all the good I could about the young man. I laid particular stress upon his brightness and ability, and the promising ca reer which his crime had blasted. The Judge listened to all I had to say patiently. Then he asked me: 'He is an intelligent, well-educated fellow, is he 7' 1 assented. " 'I am very glad you have told me this,' the Judge remarked, very glad. I was going to give him four years.' "So I went away well satisfied. The prisoner was brought up for sentence and the Judge, after a few remarks about the prisoner's evi dent intelligence and ability to tell right from wrong, sentenced him to six years in the peni tentiary, the limit of the law. "Since that day my services as an intercessor with the juriciary have not been in demand, strange to say," . The memory which Mr. Florence possesses is not tho least among his endowments. Law rence Hutton.tbe author and critic, relates that at the time of the first production of Robert son's admirable comedy of "Caste" in this country the play was the subject of some litiga tion and of considerable newspaper discussion, which will be still remembered. Mr. Lester Wallack bad purchased the manuscript of the play from its author, but before the regular Wallack season of 1867-68 opened, it was brought out, as has been shown, by Mr. Flor ence at the rival house. Although Mr. Wal lack, as it appears, had the best moral right to the comedy in this country, be could not, in the absence of an international copyright law, pre vent its being played by other people. "Caste" at that time had never been pub lished in England, and Mr. Florence, who claimed to have seen it only on the boards of the London Theater, is said to have committed it to memory as an entirety, scenery, costumes, dialogue. Stage business and ail, a feat in mnemonics almost without parallel, but not altogether impossible to Mr. Florence, for a season or two later here, when Mr. McCullongh for the first time played Spartacus at Booth's, he repeated great portions of the tragedy ver batim to a party of gentlemen present, al though he had never studied it, read it, or played in it, and had not seen it played for many years. Vesterday when I showed Mr. Hutton's statement, which The Mirror of this week contains, to Mr. Florence, he acknowledged that the mnemonic feat bad been so accom plished by him, as had many others like it. "Yes," said a gentleman who was present at the moment, "last year when Mr. Florence was playing in Cleveland, I went behind tho scenes to see him, and found him testing bis memory on the lines of Sir Lucius (Trigger, and he was nearly letter perfect in them. You hadn't played tho part for a good many years, had yon, Mr. Florence. "It was twenty-six years since I had played In The Rivals,' " was Mr. Florence's reply. Hepburn Johns. BOOJI IN JAPANESE TEAYEL. Sir Edwin Arnold'a Delightful Letters Brine Abont the Result. tDY CABLE TO TDK DISPATCH. I London, March 8. Sir Edwin Arnold's de lightful letters from Japan to the Telegraph, of which ho is'editor, have created a boom in Japanese travel, and many English people are journeying thither this spring. Arnold, as all who read his letters know, is charmed with Japan and its people, but few of his friends would care to believe that he would give up Europe for Cathay. Nevertheless an attache of the Telegraph informs me that it is believed in that office that Arnold will take up his resi dence and spend the rest of his days in Japan. "Sir Edwin." said my informant, "is an Ori entalist by disnosition and temperament, and tho hurlyburly of the practical world has al ways jarred upon bis sensitive moral organiza tion. He Is a man of the gentlest character. I never beard him use a harsh or discourteous word. He is polite to a crossing sweeper or a cabman. He would be courteous to a woman who annoyed him in the street. In Japan hehas found the exact environment he has always craved, and we very much fear that he will not return to Europe." MARSHAL 1IENRY A. BARNUM Tendered a Reception in Recognition of Ills Many Tublic Services. New York, March 8. The members of tho staff of the New Yori brigado In the inaugural parade of President Harrison, nnited to-night with other friends. Democrats as well as Re publicans, in a recognition of the many public services ol the Marshal of the brigade. General Henry A. Barnum. They held a big banquet at tho Windsor Ho tel, and presented to him a magnificent Juergeson enameled gold watch, with a dia mond locket and chain. Chauncey M. Depew made a felicitous presentation speech and General Barnum replied happily. Colonel E. A. McAlpin presided, and among those present were Generals W. T. Sherman, Slocum, Sickles, DI Cesnola, Martin T. McMahon; Wm. H. Seward, ex-Postmaster General Thomas L. James and Senator J. Sloat Fassett. O'BRIEN'S PRISON BOOK. It Deals With Fenians, and Several Irish Amerlcnn Characters Aro Introduced. fEY CABLE TO THE DISPATCH. 1 London, March 8. The book that William O'Brien wrote in prison is to be brought out soon after Easter by Longmans, Green & Co. It is a historical novel, and the title is, "When We Were Boys." It deals with Fenians, and several Irish-American characters are intro duced. Part of O'Brien's book met with an accident similar to the one that befell Carlyle's "French Revolution." O'Brien lost the first eight chapters, and at one time it seemed as If bis health would not allow him to rewrite them. He has, however, just now completed the miss ing part The book is in process of translation Into French and Italian. DEATHS OP A DAY. Conrad F. Sblndle. Tauaqua, Pa., March 8. Conrad F. Shindle. a prominent Schuylkill county lawyer, who had been seriously III for several weeks, died at his residence in this city yesterday mornlug. He was born iu Columbia county In 1838. Prof. Edwin D. Bancs. OALESBUna, 111., March $. rrof. Edwin D. Bangs, aged 74 years, died yesterday. He gradu ated from Amherst College In ISM. and taught at Princeton 10 years before coming to this state. GLADSTONE AND TXNDALL. The Former Mnkea a Statement Concerning Their Little Dlaputc. rov cable to' the disfatcii.j London, March 8. Mr. Gladstone, being de sirous that tho American people should know the merits of the controversy over the charges made against him by Prof. Tyndall, asked me to call upon him to-day. The Grand Old Man wa3 watting in his library beaming over with goodnature and in high spirits. Before him lay a telegram announcing the result of the Stamford election and his first words were: "Have you heard tho good news?" Then he spoke of the encouragement these repeated ex pressions of public opinion 'from the noils gave him and said that they strengthened him to work until home rule was accomplished. Mr. Gladstone gave me an exclusive copy of a let ter he has to-day written to Prof." Tyndall. in response to a letter of Gladstone written Jan uary 29 and answered to-day. Gladstone's first letter was as follows: Mr Dear Sir. If you are correctly reDortedto have said at an Ulster meeting where Lord Lon donderry appears to have been the chief speaker that 1 have called Mr. Pitt a blackguard. 1 have to request that you will at your early convenience supply me with your authority for that state ment. Six weeks later Prof. Tvndall answered this letter in a communication, that would fill two columns of The Dispatch, in which he re views Gladstone's entire Parliamentary career, having evidently crammed historv for the occa sion, concludinc with a postscript to the effect that he intended to send the letter to the press. Tho substance of the response to Mr. Glad stone's request is in the first paragraph of Tyn dall's letter, thus: I did not ay you had called Mr. Pitt a black guard. The exact words as reported In every newspaper to which I have had access were these: 'Ire waited until he was 76 vears old to discover that Pitt was a blackguard and the Union a crime." For your opinion of Pitt and his work, expressed when your Intellectual power was at Its maximum. I quote a statement made by yon In September, 18o6: -'It is hard to say what might not have been anticipated from his iMr. Pitt vigor and wisdom, combined with a continuance of peace, but the hurricane of the French Revolu tion swept over the face or Europe and drew him on to a war, which aealn postponed for a quarter or a century all attempts at legislative progress, with the splendid, but Isolated, exceptions of the union with Ireland and the abolition or slave trade." In the heyday or your manhood, when your vision was clearer and your temptations fewer than they are now, von bore emphatic witness to Pitt's vigor and wisdom, and Dolnted ont the splendor or his achievement In passing the act of union. This is Gladstone's reply: 1 thank you for recalling to my memory the ex act words which were used by von at Belfast respecting Mr. Pitt, nnd which Implied that I had connected the word blackguard with bis name. But 1 recret that after the labors or six weeks have allowed you to satisfy yourself that 1 had not so employed It you have not been able to pre vail upon yourself to confess your error, in lieu of this you have spent your time in the study of some among my many political delinquencies, and have proved that 33 years ago. when my con tact with Irish questions was limited to thoseof religion and finance. 1 shared the general Ignor ance and gave utterance to the then classical opinion of Englishmen about the union. I sin cerely thank you for setting out at so much length the language In which, ever since making the union a subject of special study, I have endeavored to bet forth Its true character, and I contentedly leave you to revel In the wealth of that vocab ulary which you have almost exhausted in your effort to anticipate the condemnation that history is to pronounce upon me and my doings. It seems to give you pleasure and it causes me no pain. My only desire is to meet you on the terms on which long ago we stood, when under my root you gal lantly offered to take me up the Matterhorn, and guaranteed my safe return. THE KENDALS TERI GRATEFUL. They Are Called Beforo tho Curtnla nnd Rcapond to tho PInudlts. New York, March 8. Mr. and Mrs. Kendal concluded their engagement at the Fifth Ave nue Theater to-night. Mr. Kendal made a speech at the end of the performance in re sponse to tho plaudits of the audience, in which he spoke of the kind treatment ho had received in America, and expressed his extreme satis faction that the sincerity of their efforts in pre senting to the American publicthebest at their command had met with such strong approval. "To-morrow night," he said, "wo begin a jour ney which wo have looked forward to for some months with much apprehension a six days railroad ride across your great American Continent. The size, extent, wonderful re sources and enterprise of this country had always been a subject of wonler to him, but be said be had not supposed when he first landed on these shores that be should find the oppor tunity to go tnrnugn tne experiences oi wnat appeared to an Enclishnian so lone: and wonder ful a journey. He further said, that at the other end of tho trip be was told be would meet audiences, who in spite of the great distance from those Eastern shores would receive them with critical attention; who would be generous and hospitable if he andr Mrs. Kendal pleased tbem. They would work hard, he said, to re ceive the same indorsement from the citizens of the Golden Gate, if hard work would bring it, that they bad the honor of receiving on the Atlantic side. Calls for Mrs. Kendal brought her to the front also. She said: "I am what I am. I ap preciate what I have seen In my audiences as a test of their affection. You have laughed with bs and cried with us, and , no slncercr testis wanted by an actor than this. Your social gen erosity has beon without limit. You are as cenerous in heart as you are large in country. But tbero were others who watched with anxiety and solicitude our advent among you. I left behind mo in England five children who were loath to let us go, 'But don't be fright ened, mother,' they said, 'the Americans will like you and father,' and I was joyfully enabled to cable them last summer that the Americans did like 'Me and father. " EYANGELICAL CONFERENCE. The Central Pennsylvania College Reported in a Flourishing Condition. York, Pa., March 8. Chairman Carothers called the Central Pennsylvania Conference of the Evangelical Church to order this morning. The Visiting Committee to the Central Penn sylvania College, at New Berlin, Pa., reported tho institution in nourishing condition, and recommended an additional bulldinc. The trustees of the college also roported, and it was decided to invite the Pittsburg Conference to share in the management of the college, and a two-sevenths interest was donated them by this Conference. Trustees of tho college were elected a? follows: Isaiah Bowers for three years, J. F. Thomas and E. Kohn, conditional trustees. Corn Cxcbango Member Condemned. Baltimore, March S. The Board of Di rectors of the Corn and Flour Exchange to-day adopted resolutions strongly condemning the action of members of tho exchange who aro en deavoring to secure legislation creating a State Board of Commissioners for the inspection of grain and to be appointed by the Governor. Alvrn j Thoncht it Wns Fenced In. From the Philadelphia inquirer. One reason why this city Isn't fenced in and whitewashed is because Councils do not think it could afford to pay for tho fence. CURRENT TIMELY TRIFLES. A GENTLEMAN in Washington county. Pa., hired two men to drill 2,200 feet In the grouna for him and got a dry hole, it is not stated what he wanted the hole for. America ships more than half a million gallons of whisky to Africa every year. Many a million headaches are thus saved Uncle Sam's sons. A petition weighing something less than a ton has been presented to the Albany Legislature. It Is the first petition ever presented that a mem ber was afraid to have It laid on the table. The deadly spare bed has slain its thousands, and is still at It. How happy the good housewife should leel who makes a "shake-down" lor her unexpected and at times unwelcome guest. The Rev. David Utter is a Chicago clergy man. He Utter go to New York and preach to her disapnolnted people. The Baltimore papers fear that tho oyster will soon disappear altogether and are suggesting several wajs of keeping up the supply. The easi est and most feasible plan would be to have an act passed prohibiting their use only in church socials for a year or two. Onion & Co., ot Baltimore, havo made a deed of trust. Thus do the strongest American firms come to grief occasionally. THE Dec-ocrats of Lewiston, Mo., elected their candidate for Mayor by ouo majority. Two Republicans who walked out Into the suburbs to take something out of a bottle, failed to get back before the polls closed, and are now blamed for tne Democratic success. The name of the success ful candidate Is McUIUIcuddy Jay Gould will shortly make a trip to for eign lands. He is busily engaced at present char tering all the Trans-Atlantic steamers to bring the earth hack with him. In Paris you can get cremated for 60 cents. In Jersey tnrcc drinks go fur 25 cents. America against the world. A law has been passed fixing the salary of United btates Judges at (3,000 per annum. It Is no more than Justice that a Judge should get a sal ary equal to the hired' man around the editorial room. i ELECTRICITYIN MEDICINE. A Pnper From Dr. Andrew Grayson, of Philadelphia, Defending-Itl Proper Uae A Remedial Agency Thnt Should Not be Abandoned to Quacks. 'Pheee is a great struggle to-day amongphysl- cians concerning the use of electricity in the science of medicine. When little was known concerning the mysterious agent which bas given to this period the name of "The Elec tric Age," charlatans, calling themselves medico-electricians, used it to humhugpatients. Now, however, when a greater knowledge of the electrical current has been gained by scien tists, its remedial qualities have become recog nized, and physicians of the highest standing are contending that its beneficial uses should not be abandoned to the fraud and the quack. A majority, however, of the most conservative of all professions, stand aghast at the suggested innovation. In Philadelphia, naturally the war rages most bitterly. That city of great medical colleges is famous for narrow-minded ethics of its doctors. There the physician who consults with the member of another school is expelled from his medical society, and the same fate befalls him who advertises even a change in the location of bis office or, worse than all, who permits the nse of his name in a newspaper interview. A tew Philadelphia physicians of renown, regardless of consequences, introduced elec tricity in their practice, and the result has been a bitter warfare in the County Medical Society. The new, progressive school, however, has at its head such an eminent man as Dr. Roberts Bartholow, formerly of Cincinnati. He is the physician to whom recently was forwarded a check for 510.000 to pay one visit to Plankinton, the dying millionaire pork packer, and who re turned the sum and refused to make the jour ney toMilwaukee because he was too busy with his studies. Were a less prominent man at their head the new school of progressists would doubtless have been professionally ostracised ere this. Enthusiasts among them even con tend that electricity can, to a large extent, take the place of the surgeon's knife. Dr. Baitholow's leading follower is Dr. Andrew Grayson. He is so fervent in his belief that, in defiance of conventionalism, be has written for publication the annexed defenso of bis creed: JN reply to the frequently uttered statements that have been made that electricity is but an instrument of charlatanism, used by un principled men to mystify and delude, it gives me great pleasure to write as a progressive man seeking the truth of the matter. Among the many remarkable developments of our age none exceed the adaptations of electricity to the treatment and cure of disease. Mankind does not conceive of the manifold benefits that aro being worked out daily among the ills of hnmanity; of the cures that are being accom plished without pain or danger to the patient. The prejudice against electricity that is found among the masses also prevails to a certain ex tent with physicians. But this latter is giving way to the scientific precision and accuracy that is evidencing itself in the manipulation of the agent. The mention of electricity to many means simply shock, pain. Some time in their lives they have been experimented upon by some f nnny man on the corner, or at the county fair, or perhaps by some ignorant charlatan pretend ing to drive out disease by inflicting pain. The memory of that awful grip and twist of the muscles, that grasp of death, powerless to free themselves from that rigor mortis, has never left them, and that is their idea of electricity. That was electricity, but it was the abuse of it. Physicians who have spent years upon the study of its proper application are not using it In that manner. It is given with measured ac curacy, carefully dosed. A physician never allows his patient to guess at the dose of medicine by drinking it from the bottle, but the graduated medicine glass gives the dose without any mistake. And so with electricity. A meter is used that always measures tho dose with care and pre cision. And in giving it the physician does not hurt his patient. In fact be gets his best re sults without hurting him. It is a very Import ant point both to the patient and as to results not to cause any pain. Gentle methods, best effects, has become an axiom in elcctrical treat ment, l'ain is alleviated, surgical operations rendered unnecessary, tumors reduced, bleed ing stopped, debility replaced by vigor and strength, and all without pain or danger. Strong treatments dofeat the very object you are after. There is anolherpoint upon which the public is not informed. The mention of electricity brings to mind visions of wet sponges, bath tubs, etc Now, it is a well-proven fact that tue verv Desc ot results arc oDtaineu oy means of one form of electricity which is drawn di rectly through clothing of any description. A patient goes into the doctor's office and is treated and results obtained which he can recognize without the removal of any article of clothing not even his overshoes. Pain has been gotten rid of from every part of the body without any inconvenience to the patient. This important feature will commend itself to the ladies as doing away with a great annoyance. This mode of relief applies largely to that pain from which almost everybody suffers, more or less headache. It vanishes under its applica tion. And in many kindred troubles or the head and brain it does marvels. Merchants, professional men, actors, men and women who are driving their brains beyond their capabili ties, are given new vigor and power and by methods which are devoid of the slightest dis comfort or danger. 'Piiere are some few progressive physicians who aro daily using electricity in their practice, but quietly because of the existing prejudice They do not want to be known as electricians, and they are not, but by using elec tricity, together with medicines and according to the principles of their profession, they know they are obtaining results which cannot be had from anything else and wltn no danger to the patient. They are progressive enough to face and down this opposition on account of the good results which their patients receive. And these very happy consequences give rise to in credulity. But these physicians do not claim "cure all" properties to be connected with elec tricity. They use it as an adjunct in their sen- era! practice, because it is valuable in its own direction. It makes the treatment all tho more satisfac tory because It is in the hands of one trained to know what rases it will benefit and what ones it will not. He is not like a non-medical elec trician who can administer electricity or noth ing. The medical profession does not always stop to consider the significance of this fact and to recognize that it is much better tor trained physicians to handle this agent than an ignorant person with the one solo idea of mak ing money regardless of any consequences that mav come in the use of a force which requires that a perfect knowledge be had of it. T nste ad of disbelief there should be the spirit of investigation. Unbelief in this matter cannot, in Mr. Podsnap's manner, sweep it out of the world, results are convincing to the ones concerned, patient and physician. For instance, in a long line of diseases by which womankind is peculiarly afflicted and that manifest themselves in backaches, pains in right and left sides, cramps at times, "the miseries," as they express it, for which the knife was thought to bo the only remedy, elec tricity has demonstrated its ability and power to cure, anu in tno curingto remove a very im portant factor of danger from the cases. It has been said by some and taught by many that electricity was life. This has never been proven. .hut it seems a3 if it supplies to those almost lifeless a new lease of life. When the busy man in any pathway of life is using his vitality with prodigality, this agent will restore him. When sleep forsakes the woman of society, or the housewife: or when she rises from her bed unrefreshed by slumDer, and her nervous system is a mass of tangled sensibili ties unstrung and out of tune with her life, electricity will soothe and make tense those relapsed strings, will cause them to vibrate with new life and tone and harmonize with her environments. BntI can only say inclosing that if I have succeeded in making clear the value that some physicians put upon electricity, which is not misplaced, and why they thus esteem it, I am satisfied. Andrew Gravson. WAITING. He Is coming! be is coming! in my throbbing breast I feel it; There Is mnslc in my blood, and It whispers all day long That my love unknown come3 toward met Ah, my heart he need not steal It, For I cannot hide the secret that it murmurs in its song. Oh! the sweet bursting flowers! how they open, never blushing. Laying bare their fragrant bosoms to the kisses or the sun! And the birds I thonght 'twas poets only read their lender gushing, But 1 hear their pleading stories and I know them everyone. "Helscomingl" savsmy heart; I may raise my eyes and greet him; I may meet him any moment shall I know him ' when I see? And my heart laughs hack the answer I can tell him when I meet him. For our eyes will kiss and mingle ere he speaks a word to me. Oh, I'm longing for his coming-in the dark my arms outstretching; To hasten you. my love, see, I lay my bosom hare I Ah! the night wind! I shudder, and my hands are raised beseeching It walled so light a death-sight that It passed me In the air! John Boyle- O'ReiUyin the Pilot. WINDING UP THE CREDIT 1I0BILIEE. The Corporation Una no Aaaeta or Liabili ties and la Ready for Dissolution. Philadelphia. March 8. Charles R. Mc- Michael, Esq., to-day made application to the Court of Common Pleas No. 4. Judge Wiilson presiding, in the matter or the petition of the Credit Mobilier Company, of America, tor dis solution. The accounts show that the corpora tion is possessed of the account and office books and papers used by it in its business, which are of no valne. and that the corpora tion bas no outstanding obligations of any kind, and is not indebted to any person, firm or corporation. Mr. Benjamin F.Ham, who has been the treasurer since 1872; avers that prior to 1S72 and during said period the corporation bad no as sets or property except claims to certain lands in Iowa and Nebraska, and claims against the Union Pacific Railroad Company and its suc cessor, the Union Pacific Railway Company, all of which claims were contested. In Decem ber. 1889. the corporation entered into a settle ment with, the Union Pacific and gave up all claims against It, it in return giving a general releasotothe Credit Mobilier. The corpora tion, prior to 1800, was a party to various suits and proceedings in the State and Circuit Courts, but in December, 1SS9, an adjustment and settlement of all suits and proceedings was had, and they were dismissed or discontinued. There are now no pending claims in demands against the corporation. Tho petition for the dissolution is signed by Artemns H. Wohnet, President, and John Rodgers. Secretary. It states that the Credit Mobilier was created under the name of the Pennsylvania Fiscal Agency by an act of Leg islature of Pennsylvania annroved November 1, 1859. The name was changed to "The Credit Mobilier or America" by act of March 26. 1861. The petition is presented with the consent of a majority or a meetintr of the corporators, and with the consent of all the directors, stock holders or shareholder', duly convened. All taxes due the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania have been fully paid into the State treasury, and the certificates of the Auditor General, the State Treasurer and the Attorney General to the effect are appended. Mr. McMichael moved to appoint an auditor, but the Judge thought that where there were no accounts to audit an auditor would be of little use. He took the paDers and held tbem there under advisement. A MOURNING CITY. The Remains of (be Lnto Minister Pendleton Laid to Rest la Spring Grove Cemetery. Cincinnati, March 8. The city was in mourning to-day over the demise of one of her brightest citizens. Last evening Mr. Pendle ton's remains arrived In this city and were de posited in the chancel of Christ Church. A detail from each company of the First Regi ment, nnder commando! Lieutenant Hanamen, stood guard of honor during the night. The funeral services this morning in Christ Church were conducted by the Rev. Dr. Gibson and the Rev. Dr. Forest, the latter rector of Calvary Church, Clifton, where Mr. Pendleton worshiped. It was attended by the family and friends only. Meantime one of the most imposing corteges ever seen in Cincinnati formed to escort the remains to Music Hall. It was headed by a detachment ot police, then followed the First Regiment, O. N. G.. and Governor Campbell and staff. Then came the hearse surrounded by the pallbearers, and they were surrounded in hollow square by members of the Old Woodward Club. After the hearse were carriages containing the fam ily and friends, and following them came Mayor Mosby, Governor Buckner, ot Ken tucky: ex-President Hayes, ex-Governor For aker, ex-Governor Cox. ex-Governor Noyes, ex-Governor Bishop, ex-Minister Taft and ex Lieutenant Governor Lyon. On arrival at Musiu Hall that magnificent building was found to be tilled except the space reserved for those in the procession. As the casket was borne down tho middle aisle to the catafalquo in front of the center of the stage, the lung line of pallbearers separated and faced inward, while the audience arose and remained standing: Meanwhile the great organ sounded a funeral march. The hall had been beautifully draped with national emblems, and the space about the casket was decorated with palms. After prayer by the Rev. Dr. Forest and an anthem by the choir of voung ladies of the College of Music, led by Prof. Foley, the ora tion was pronounced by the Hon. Isaac M. Jor dan. This was a carefully prepared eulogy of the deceased, and was full of eloquent praise ot the many endearing qualities as welt as of the principles and work or the beloved dead. After these services were ended the casket was placed in the hearse, and. followed by the fam ily and friends, was borne to Spring Grove Cemetery, where final interment was made. AN ENERGETIC NEWS GATHERER. Impossible to F-onineralo All the Feulures of the Dipntcn. From the AVaynesburg Democrat. The Pittsburg Dispatch is oneamonethe most energetic newsgatherers found in the field of journalism in this State. Its correspondents are numerous, and its telegraphic reports are full and complete, receiving, as it does, each day many special reports from various sections. The pgrson who reads the Daily Dispatch Is kept informed of the transactions of men tbroughont the world. Its markets are also a feature which demand the attention of many of its readers, and which are always referred to by those directly Interested in such reports. The Sunday edition is an Immense affair, and has so many features that it is impossible to enumer ate them here. Ic has 20 pages each week, which gives an amount of reading matter equal to that or a good sized volume. It has now up ward of 53,000 of a circulation each week. Its literary features make it much sought alter, and taken all in all it provides for every taste and condition of life. UNCLE SAM'S NEW GUN30AT. The Concord Snccefully Launched nnd Witnessed by Mnny Prominent People. Chester, Pa., March 8. The United Btates gunboat Concoard was successfully launched this afternoon at 2 o'clock at Roach's shipyard. Miss Minnie Coates. daughter of the Mayor, christened the vessel. The launch was wit nessed by many people, including a large dele gation of citizens from New York, prominent gentlemen from Concord. Mass., from which place the vessel takes its name. Judze John S. Keyes and David Chester French were among the latter, and brought with them a handsome statuette representing a minnte man from tho citizens of Concord as a present to the officers of this recent addition to the navy. More Pnblic Schools Wanted. From the Philadelphia Call. It Philadelphia had more public schools she would havo fewer youthful thieves. Thousands of children have been unable to get Into schools because of lack of room, and the training they receive while running the streets and associat ing with other boys furtberadvanccdin vice fits them for evil deeds rather than for good. A Rcainnnblo Conclusion. from the Bradford Star. A wealthy Pittsburg man has disappeared with plenty of cash in his pocket. It is ex plained that he has recontly Decome intensely interested! in spiritualism and is therefore in sane. It is a very reasonable conclusion. STATE POLITICS. Bradford Star: Ex-Senator Lee has been talking up Phillips for Governorsome time, but now the tables are turned, and Phillips Is talk ing up Lee for Governor; at least, the Pittsburg Commercial Gazette says he is. Well, one good turn certainly deserves another. SCRANTON Sun: Republican journals are devoting a good deal of theirspace to eulogistic comments on the first year of the Harrison ad ministration. But tho large Democratic gains in the recent Now York and Iowa elections are good indications of general public comments on the same subject. Tttusville Citizen: Delamater and Stone will contest for Erie county's delegates, and it is safe to say that Congressman Culbertson will not exert his influence in favor of Quay's can didate. The recent election in Erie city shows that the Congressman wields no little power there and in the county, the Quay and anti Cnlbertson candidate lor Mayor. Downing, losing half the Republican vote to his success f ul Democratic opponent. Oil City Blizzard: The editors of two or three newspapers published less than a thou sand miles from Oil City, are pursuing a course, with reference to the Gubernatorial nomina tion, which, to a casual observer, seems some what erratic and inconsistent. Their enthu siasm for their own favorites appears to becloud their sense of fairness to such an extent that they are unwilling to accord to others the same privllego which they themselves claim and ex ercise thatof saying a good word for some par ticular aspirant for the Governorship. The Republicanism of these editors cannot be doubted, but they are certainly pursning an in judicious course when tney nndertake to make capital for any one of the candidates at the ex pense of another. CDBI0DS C0NDEKSAT105S. A twenty-two pound carp was caught at Dickenson's Ferry, in San Joaquin county, last Thursday. It was said to be 8 years old. Thick deposits of ice are iound in the Stevens mine, on Mount McClellan, California. Geologists say that the ice is 80,000 years old. Oscar Wilde reads in bed for several hours daily. He reads himself to sleep, and reaches for his book on awaking. He is a very rapid reader. Lansing's chewing gam factory Is boom ing to such an extent that a removal to another city may be necessary In order to secure suffi cient factory room. The question of allowing chickens to run at large Is the issue in the municipal elec tion at Norwich, Kan., and there are already two tickets in the field. After 40 years of Jlormon rule all the city of Salt Lake has to show is some set3 of books that the most expert bookkeeper in the universe cannot balance. When Jesse D. Carr went to South Caro lina last year he imported 200 head of fine Dur hams and put tbem on bis Modoc county ranch. This winter has proved fatal to every one. A Simon-pure Jaeksonian Democrat, Aaron Burnham, of Essex, Mass.. who voted for "Old Hickorv" in 1821 and again in 1828. celebrated his 03d birthday anniversary last A one-legged negro in Egbert countv, Ga., has produced the first bale of cotton every season in that county for several years. He la properous and is accumulating a handsome in dependence. Millions of youthful brook trout and other fish are being planted in Michigan waters now. The Fish Commission is in the midst of its sowing, that the rest of us may reap at some time in the future. A huge squash that had been exhibited in an Auburn, Me., store window for several months, being cut open, it was found that the seeds had commenced to sprout, and there were a number of well-formed leaves, A travelog dramatic company per formed so execrably in an Indian village in Michigan that the audience chased them from the exhibition building; but held on to the orchestra andspent the evening in dancing. W. J. Pennington, of Tiffin, O., has a yearling calf which was born without a tall, and has none np to date. Last summer when the flies were bad the animal would lie down and roll around, and not enjoy itself at all. It came out in an English court a few days ago that 100 worn out horses had just been shipped from that country to Germany and Belgium to be used in the manufacture of sausage, and that such shipments were a regu lar thing. Rev. J. M. Deitzler, of Annville, Pa., pulled from his pocket a 510 bill recently and threw it in the fire, under the impression that it was a slip of paper containing the numbers of the hymns he bad, that day, announced from the pulpit. The engineer on the south-bound pas senger train leaving Kalamazoo, Mich., on the 8th, says that two wild ducks kept abreast of the train for four miles until tke first ston was made. The distance was covered in a little leas than six minutes. A resident of Bemus Point says he has kept an ice record for nearly 30 years, and that the ice was 28 inches thick on Chautauqua Lake on the 26tb of March, 1871. lie says that the lake has not been completely frozen over at any time this winter. A picturesque character who recently died in Washington county, Ga was noted for trading jack-knives. On the handle ot every knife he ever owned, he made a little private mark, by which he could recognize it if it ever came into his bands again. The Anaheim, Ore., Budget started a society column last week with the following: "An immense bullfrog ha3 taken up bis resi dence in the culvert at tho corner of Center and Los Angeles sti eets. and when it rains he makes music for the neighborhood." Mr. Davis' sorrel horse was iu the lot at tho back of Lightsey fc Lewis' livery stable, at Fort Meade, Fla., and one of their two pigeons was flying around. The horse watched his opportunity, and nith a deliberate kick killed the pigeon "on the wing." A boat has been invented for the use of duck hunters, in which the oar is thrust through the middle and bottom in a contrivance not unlike a centerboard. The leverage obtained is enormous, and the inventor claims that a small boy. through the use of his device, can beat a professional oarsman in a shell. The English army and navy is being outraged by the sight of men in the uniform of the highest officers parading about the streets of London at the head of processions of sand wich men advertising soap, and it is found that there Is no law to nrevent anyone from wearing any uniform except that of a policeman. Detective John T. Norris, of Spring field, O.. is about to submit to a painful sur gical operation. AtGordonsville,'Va., in 1S63. he attempted to take a mule from an aged colored man, who shot Norris in the left arm. The shot havo gradually worked down to the Salm of his hand, from which they will have to e cut our. During a storm which recently raged in the canton of Neufchatel, in Switzerland, a shower of living caterpillars fell on the hill of Cretes. They were in myriads, and of three species some yellow, the others black, and varying in length. Among the caterpillars were many other insects. The source from which the gale conveyed tbem is unknown. This singular announcement appears in the Fergus County Argus: "Wanted In Phil brook, a resident pastor: no questions asked as to religious belief; only men of the finest ability need apply; to the right man a wealth of promises will be guaranteed, and if he survives the year more promises will be promised. We can promise this to be a promising neighbor hood." The shipment of a carload of baled alfalfa from Rocky Ford to New York is a matter of no small import to Colorado. The freight is S1S0, but even at this rate the alfalfa will cost but J19 a ton at New York City, as against SIS to 520 for timothy. The shipment is an experiment for the purpose of feeding milch cows, very little being known practically of the value of alfalfa as a fodder food for cows. BLIZZARD PICKINGS. The man who swears off is gloomy for awhile, bnt It Is not long before he begins to smile again. Boston Courier. A dentist of this city puts in false teeth so naturally that they look and ache exactly Ilka the originals. Philadtlphia Press. When President Ingalls wants a Senate quorum he sends to the restaurant and usually finds a nice full one. Washington Post. Lady I want my bangs cut, By ths way, what are they wearing for bangs now? Hairdresser Well, some are wearing hair, others Jnte. ioiceW City. A Prool of Her Love. He Do you really love me, darling? She Tes, really. To prove it I'll name my dog after jou.1'ankn Blade. "You don't seem to be getting along very well," said the man In the operating chair. "No," replied the dentist; "I have struck a nag." Muntey's Weekly. "Oh, look," exclaimed the Chicago girl at dinner. 'Here's something in the soup." 'Look at It closely, "said her brother, "and tea K it Isn't New TCork." Washington Post. "We've got a better scheme now than holding up a wholo train," remarked a Western train robber to a friend. "What Is it?" "We simply kidnap the Pullman porter, and hold him for ransom." Wile: John, if we go to the theater to night will you have to go out between act3 to sea a man? Husband: I'm jery much afraid I shall. Wire: Well, here's a dollar and a half extra. Get a ticket for him, and lethlm sit with us. Life. Judge How could you assault this simple old farmer In such a way? Prisoner Well, you see. Judge, I spent all last summer at his rarm In the country, and 1 wanted to get even somehow, so Judge Tou are discharged. Lawrence Amer ican. "What is youropinion of cranks?" asked Miss Brighton of (Jus Ie Jay. fCandldly." nld the dainty Augustus, "I don't like Cwanks much, you know." "Why not?" "I cahn't appwove of the way they weah thelah. halah." "Aw nl accident at the museum." "What was It?" 'The wild dog from Borneo got loose last night and ate up three-quarters of the ossified man while he slept." 'Does the ossified man know It?" "No; they're afraid to tell Mm." Lift, I 4