ASSESS ??' TreyjsysTy- w rTw-w -jfj-wen 20 THE PITTSBURG DISPATCH, SUNDAY, MARCH 9, 1890. itaMJkf'?ay;?jy5QfiTvJ ." sjxjjStfasSmSm.Sff-'ji'iS I I t T0P TF R5 SHOES THE LADIES WEAR. Odd and Romantic fttorirs ns to Footccnr What tbe Ultra-Fnuliloiiaulo Outfit Con. 1st of The Slipper a an Index to Chit racier. rwrEinxx ron the dispatch.: C E E- TAI If SultaD, who liv ed before the in vention ijof shoes, was oace strolling through the pleasure grounds of his palace when he struck his foot against a sharp pointed pebble, which had been overlooked by the Depart ment of Public "Works. Not only was the roval toe bruised, but the royal temper was irritated. Summoning the grana vizer to him, the commander of the laithful issued an edict that within 24 hours the whole earth was to be covered with leather, in order to preclude the possibility of the re currence of a second catastrophe like that from which the lord of the harem was now suffering. Should the royal mandate not be obeyed, off with the heads of all the chief officers of the court! For awhile great consternation reigned in Ministerial circles. Leather was scarce, yev the Saltan was a man of his word when executions were in order. Finally, some one probably the conrt jester, if there was one had a. brilliant idea. As the result of this the great potentate was waited upon at the expiration of the appointed time by a bowing and scraping committee, who. with all due respect, presented to His Boyal Highness a pair the first pair of shoes. Behold, the edict obeyed! The entire earth was now covered with leather beneath the feet of the son of the sun! romance op inn SlttPEU. aU the world knows the pretty tale of Cinderella, the charming little creature im posed upon by ugly elder sisters who were envious of her fresher charms; how they tried to conceal her charms in ugly clothes; how the tiny slipper came and how after the ugiv sisters had done all they could to squeeze one of their ill-shaped feet into the little class simper, Cinderella tried it on and "it fitted her perfectly!" "We were forced then to the conclusion that the loss oi the wee shoe was a bit of fairy trickery, rather than an accident, for how could the Prince ever have found his true love without this clew to guide him? From that dav to this the shoe has been a favorite subject lor romance. No one can forget Goody Two Shoes, nor the German tale of the golden slippers that danced so in defatigably all night. And there were the cruel hot iron slipper", too, in which tbe unkind sister was condemned to waltz until she dropped dead; a story recalled by many a martyr to corns and high-heeled dancing pnmps, as she whirled through a ballroom, enduring her misery with a smiling face. Remembering all this, it is not a canse for surprise tnat the modern maiden be stows so much attention upon this por tion of her attire. If she is ultra-tashion- CNDEHEUA. qoooy-ywo .SHPZS Footwear of Fancy. able and owns a purse to match her desires, she possesses shoes and slippers for every conceivable occasion. There are bed slip pers, if she suffers from cold extremities; bath slippers, into which to thrust her feet as soon as she rises; high heeled mules, to wear when en dishabille; dancing slippers, of Louis-Quiiize fashion; beaded, em broidered, Brocaded slippers of every color and material, to match various costumes; Jow cut ties, for warm weather wear; tennis shoes, bathing shoes, heavy boots for moun tain and seaside tramps, thin boots for re ceptions, medium boots for the carriage, stout boots for the promenade, riding boots for horseback exercise, Polish boots, to pro tect her slippered feet en route to the ball, to say nothing of a bewildering supply of uppers, or gaiters, to vary the monotony of the plain black kid shoe top. AN INDEX TO CHARACTER. While it is beyond the power of all but a favored few to indulge their fancies to the above reckless extent, yet there are not many women probably none with pretty leet--who would not it they could be more Every Day Footwear. or less extravagant in regard to footgear. Shoes are to a great extent an index of char acter. The so-called strong-minded woman glories in her shapeless walking boot, and is loftily contemptuous of adverse criticism. Possibly the one length to which the makers ot "rational" boots have gone has modified public taste concerning shoes of the opposite extreme and which might with ..riirr BraBflLa1 The FJRS7 shoe. 5k equal force be styled irrational. One sel dom sees on the streets, worn by the best classes, the absurdly high-heeled shoe that pitches the wearer forward at an angle once fashionably know as the "Grecian bend." Only the very foolish or the very young woman nowadays crowds her foot Into a shoe decidedly too small for it. Com mon sense and economy both depre cate the practice common sense because tight shoes induce red hands and nose. Chbistine Tebhune Hebbick. A PROFUSION OP SILKS. Tho Modern BUpIny Would Astonish Onr Good Grandmothers nnd 3In.be the Qoccn of Sheba Feel FoolIh for Env ies About Solomon's Glory, IWHITTEX FOE THE PISPATCR.1 Believing that it amounts to an education in the art ol dressing suitably and beauti fullvto understand what the market affords audto be qualified to apply for it intelli gently, this article will be devoted to get ting acquainted with tbe names of new colors and materials, which, like, lrving's letters, according to his own account, "are nnmerous as gnats at summer sunset." If we could fail to notice the equally end less array of woolen fabrics displayed by our fashion venders a description of which we reserve for a later article we would declare this distinctively a silken season, so almost unlimited is the supply in both kind and quantity in this line. Few are the toilets at the present time for indoor wear that are One of the KcwcsL not made up of something belonging to the silk family entirely of silk where seasons previous they would have been a composite of silk and wool. Enter a store to-day in search of something the most admissable for reception or visiting wear and you will be shf wn silks, velvets and tissues of every make r I color, many of them so stiff in their own cnceit as to "lairly stand alone. You will find brocades so rich in texture that, could your worthy ancestors see, they would gaze round-eyed'with awe and wonder at such fruit of the loom, while they, per force, wrought such effect by the slow, but none the less artistic process of hand work. THEIB NAMES AND DESIGNS. These brocades come to us christened the Old English, Arabesque, Paris, Pompadour, Empire and Queen Bess after the good queen who is chronicled to have been richer in snch robes than any other sovereign, but whom we believe could have enriched her store at a modern counter. The richest of these brocades are in gold or silver weave, in large designs, some of them so ancient that Mrs. Partington would be certain they had "come down from remote antipathy." However, it is paradoxically true that the. oldest in these designs are newest. We still have all the flower patterns, but copied from the largest flowers, such as dahlias, tulips, astors,etc then wheels within wheels, and scroll-work. Three of this school of tin sel weave, particularly, merit special mention, each one as gratifying to the vision as is a pleasing picture. One design ot long, interlacing gold leaves on white ground was an exquisite re minder of the gown worn by Mrs. Cleveland upon the occasion of her last reception at the White House. The entire petticoat was oi the gold brocade, while the paniers, long watteau train and baby waist were of the richest white faille francaise. The train was appended to the yoke which finished the low neck, and which was heavily em broidered in gold to match the petticoat. This yoke was unique in cut, leaving a deep fioint iu front which extended to the waist ine, and a little point on each shoulder which formed a V in the center of the tiny puff which constituted the sleeve. A heavv girdle of braided or plaited gold cord, with tassels, knotted carelessly near the middle of the skirt front, and which reached almost to skirt-hem, completed this regal costume. A DESIGN OP FEOZEN LOVELINESS. Another of the same design, but in silver weave, is indescribable so far as conveyinga correct idea of such frosted perfection in dress goods goes, but is comparable to the glittering designs left by Jack upon our window panes, who, with his frosty breath, must have assisted our designer to execute his idea of frozen loveliness upon this par ticular piece. In way of garniture for these elegant fabrics we are shown Grecian rneilan galoon of gold or of silver in walls of Troy, or of Eiffel point pattern, also meifan gold or silver fringe all depths. The third in this galaxy of brocades is a light olive resade with a three-inch stripe ot gold bars, large, waving leaves, long and Mtuuei auu currcspuuuingiy graceiui, tnese in gold, and thrown with artistic irregular ity over oars ana crouna auce. xnis iaonc is-suggestive of the Nile and the manner and times of the Pharaohs. It is the correct thing for an Egyptian costume, the latest fad among fashionable extremists in Eastern cities, which has been adopted out of com pliment, so said, to the gifted Egyptologist, Miss Amelia B. Edwards. FOE A MODEBN CLEOPATBA. Suppose an Allegheny or a Pittsburg Cleopatra model a gown alter this concep tion: Let the loose waist, loug flowing sleeves and train be of the olive resade; sleeves and train lined with Egyptian red; petticoat of old rose Persian silk, with deep vandyked foot-band embroidered in gold and Oriental colors; yoke of the waist of BiH'i'i old rose embroidered in points and in colors to match foot-band; wide sash of the old rose silk finished with gold rneilan fringe; sleeves edged with Vandyke pattern of Ori ental passementerie; o'd rose slippers fash ioned and beaded a la Oriental. Paris brocades have a narrow satin stripe spaced an inch apart, dainty rosebuds with proportionate leaves in natural tints scat tered here and there amid stripes. These in black or in white. Surah damasse is a soft but firm fabric, those attracting my atten tion permanently having for design wide spreading palm leaves in white, the ground being white, and overall a perfect shower of flowerets in delicate ameythist shades, which color, by the way, is at present the most popular but more ot colors and shades anon. ONE OP THE NEWEST MAKES. One of the newest makes in silk is the Kegence, a soft, lustrous fabric capable of draping, jet with sufficient body to fall in rich, heavy folds. The otherwise smooth service is broken by what, for want of a plainer term, I will call an intaglio twill, since it is a groove and not a grain this twill straight, not diagonal. This comes in all shades of both new and old colors; but the one most "taking," while purple is king of the color world, is a ground of lightest amethyst or heliotrope with large plumes, deepest shade of that royal color; and so near to nature's heart in shape and curl that one could scarcely repress the childish de sire to blow into them just to see them fly away on the air. "While looking at this charming conceit the thought ocenrred that a fitting garniture for a decollettc gown of this material would be "really" ostrich tips in shaded purple for foot band and neck fimshment, A fan of some feathers and aigrette for the hair would complete this costume. A fine foil for blonde perfection, I assure you. "IVE CAN ALL BE SCOTS. The most startling novelty in silk wear is the tartan plaids, or the clan tartans. "We can all be Scotch now in appearance and the clan with which we sympathize can be designated by the colors we adopt and the width of the bars. For instance, we have McDonald plaid, red, blue, yellow; Ar Kyl. green, blue, black; McCleod, green, blue, yellow and red; Forbes, white, black and green; Stewart, red, yellow, white and blucE, etc These plaids are to be made with kilted skirt of course, jacket with sleeve puffed at shoulder, but fitting the arm neatly from puff to waist, which is fin ished with velvet cuff; full Fedora vest of any harmonizing color, reveres of velvet, and high collar band of the same. It's a grievance not to have unlimited time and space in which to dilate upon the beauties of rare designs in pcau de soie, striped grenadines, gauze sutache, china crepe, printed chinas and pongees the groundwork of some simply snowed under in white flower designs and the still newer wash sues in all colors, both checkered and striped, called Japanese habutia. This ma terial is so soft and so fine it could easily be drawn through a lady's finger ring by the yard, ana be none the more crushed or crumpled by the experience. I regret it is not possible to tack samples of the goods described to this article, in which evedt I am sure you would exclaim as did the (astonished Queen of Sheba of Bible fame: "The half has not been told." Thanks are due Messrs. Bogg & Buhl for fashion hints contained in this article. Meg. TO MAKE HOME BEAUTIFUL Mrs. TJnnecrford bnsccsu a Screen nnd Basket of Flowers. IWIUTTEN FOR TOB ZtISPATCII.1 The screen herewith presented is intended more particularly for a bedroom, but it is quite pretty enough to look well in a cot tage parlor. The basis of the screen is a small nursery clotheshorse about 35 inches high, and with as narrow folds as can be found in the ready made article. The wood is to be painted a delicate pink, with pre pared enamel paint, and on the upper story where the plain panels are to be placed, have wide cross stripe put with silver paint; or if better suited to individual taste, the wood may be ebonized and ornamented with gilt cross lines. In that case a different scheme of color must be adopted for the decorations and drapery, as the tints used on the model will be too light. From the bottom cross rail to the next one is stretched pink India silk, gathered at the top and bottom and secured with small tur niture tacks. The basket of flowers shown in the cut is taken from French panels of the Louis XVI. period. Most of the work is done with rib bons. The basket itself is cut from stiff letter paper covered with straw colored rib bon woven in and out. It is then applied to the scrim which is used for tbe upper panel. If the color used is fine silk, the basket can be hemmed down on the edge in visibly. The knot of ribbon which sus pends the basket is first tied and arranged as depicted, and then rnn down upon the material on each edge. The color should be pink. The handle is made of narrow straw colored ribbon, folded back and forth, something like tape trimming, and sewed uown natiy. The flowers and leaves are made with soft cigar ribbon. First the pattern is faintly traced or parts of it indicated on the material, then the ribbons are threaded into a darning needle and pushed through the scrim in th center of each rose. Each petal takes two loops, an, outside one of light pink, the inside one a deeper shade of the same. The ribbon is carried through from wrong to right side, then the needle is pushed through to the back at nearly the same point where it went in. The loop left on the right side is formed into as near a petal shapeas possible, and caught into po sition by stitches taken invisibly with fine silk threaded into another needle. After the petals of a flower are formed, a little paper disk is covered with palest yel low ribbon laid in the center and held down by long stitches crossed and recrossed with yellow embroidery Bilk. French knots, worked with silk, encircle the central disk in each flower. The leaves are made of olive green ribbon, one loop sufficing for a leaf. The stems are a wire of single stem-stitching done with green silk. The buds are made with a loop of pink showing between a loop of green opening in the center. A few spiky stitches of embroidery silk at the top of each bud gives a more natural look. The basket mav be repeated on each panel. or the same kind of flowers and leaves can f oe arranged use a iestoon on the two out side panels. On the back of the decorated upper panels of the screen .short, scantily gathered curtains of pink or white material are put on to hide the wrong side of ,the work. Mes. M. C Hungebfobd. Boston TTnxvessitt now has a woman trustee. She Is Dr. Sarah E. Sherman, of Salem. f2?p7 CLAEA BELLE'S CHAT. A Philanthropic Lady's Sad Experi ence With Working Girls. PATE OF A VIXEN AT THE THEATEE. Storj of Two Wealthy Old Ladie3 Might Bank lligh In Society. Who A TALK THAT CHANGED THEIR LIVES tCOBBESPOXDENCB OP THE PISPATCH.J New York, March 8. TALK concerning a fine lady's phil anthropy was given to me through the chatter of some girls sittingbehind me at a Bowery theater the other evening. The talk ran this way: "Go ing to the clnb to morrow night?" ""Wouldn't miss it; must be ele vated, you know," 'and all the girls giggled. "I don't know which is the jol liest sham the ed ucational end of the club, or the stocking and nightcap end. Do you7" "Oh, girlsl I got apair of gray stockings at the last give away, with 13 bine darns in them. Now I won't wear over 10 darns, and 13 is an unlucky number any way; so I threw them into an ash barrel." There was convulsive laughter from all, and then a serious voice declared: "It's no laughing matter, girls, and I'm not going again. I've got self-respect, if I am a working girl, and I can't endure Mrs. Dash's airs any longer. She makes such a din on the words, working cirl, that I am tired ot the very name. Wortcing gin, in deed! Her own father was a soap boiler!" "When the meriment which this outbreak caused had subsided, I ventured to turn round between acts and say: "Beg pardon, but I couldn't help hearing your conversa tion. I should like to hear something more abont the club." Four girls eyed me sharply a moment. Then the one with the serious voice said: "It's a club especially organized, the lady says, for the education ana elevation of working girls. The meetings are held in her parlors evenings, twice a month, where we are lectured, or entertained, or sat down upon, as bhe happens to feel." "But why do you go if it does you no good and gives you no pleasure?" WHY THE GIRLS GO. "Because we have so (e places to go to," she answered plaintively. Another girl in terposed: "0, it's fun to sit two hours in the splendid parlors and hear Mrs. Dash go on. Besides," throwing her eyes up with mock humility, "it's 'elevating' to be told how to behave on the street, at church, the theater and how to keep our places in the world as working girls how to speak and bow to a gentleman, or workingman; and how to clean onr nails." All four nearly choked with laughter, which was very contagious, but I appealed to the serious one for an accurate statement. "It's nearly as she says, Mrs. Dash wants to help us, I suppose, and when she hasn't anything to lecture about she sends for her jewel casket, to let us look at the diamonds and other things. She knows we're honest, or she wouldn't do that; but it makes the old duds she gives us on 'charitable nights' look awful stingy." "I suppose the worthless duds were over looked," added the serious girl, "for once a quarter Mrs. Dash collects her cast-off finery and divides it among the club girls. -Sometimes we get very fine and nice things. Be sides it is fun to go to a swell house and see nice things. O, but it's comic when Mrs. Dash poses and twirls her bangs and brace lets and coughs for the right word to come; and to see her turn up her eyes when she feels pious oh!" I did not believe half of it, but I after ward verified this account. My lady means well, no doubt, but she needs more of the creamvof human kindness and less of the skim milk. FEMININE CHARITY WORKERS. In Lent our wealthy women turn to chari ties, and usually their efforts are wisely di rected. Every church has its feminine or ganization for the aid of poor folks, and, with all the fun that may be made ot some of the whims of benevolence, our women are good and kind to the destitute. What if they are sometimes singular in their methods? Isn't it the privilege of our sex to be perplexingly inconsistent? I heard of one instance which gives fresh proof. There is an authoress of renown who, a few months since, took a most violent dislike to news papers, and vowed that nota journal should ever set foot in her house again. Her friends in the newspaper profession she peremptorily forbade to publish her name in any way. But one morning a feminine writer Happened to stray into a fashionable swimming school and saw, among other, the authoress disporting in the water. She made some notes, and was departing when, flushed and dripping like a Naiad, the au thoress intercepted her, saying in a whisper: "If you choose to say that I look well in my swimming costume, I have no objection wnatever. Be charitable in your judgments at least in Lent. We are all well aware that girls are usually most gentle and unassertive, and that is none the less so if in our travels we occasionally meet a vixenish exception. A matinee at a theater provides an excel lent opportunity to study women from every point of view. She was AN AUBURN TINTED GIRTj with large glittering eyes, massive shoulders and determined lips. Had it not been for an expression of fierceness she would have been beautiful. After she had taken her seat she glared at the little machine at tached to the seat in front ot her, in which is held a pair of opera glasses, that may be secured for use by the agency of a 25-cent piece dropped into the slot. After consid erable trouble with her pocket the fierce girl managed to fish out her purse, and by paw ing around in it for a moment, found a quar ter which she extended toward the machine. The thing failed to work, the girl waiting in vain for the front of it to fall open. For a few seconds she stared at it, and then ex claimed in a voice andible for many feet around: "The darned thing sticks." Then she began to pull at it, talking aloud and finally losing her patience completely. "Well, I'll have the glass," she said angrily, "or I'll have the money back. Come here, usher," this latter to' a mild looking youth who was showing some ladies to their seats. The usher approached and quailed visibly before the fire of the angry girl's eyes. 'I dropped a quarter in that machine and it doesn't open," said the girl. "Now, you 11 open it or give me Dace zo cents. THE COIN IN HEE DEESS. The usher pulled at 'the box and shook his head when it failed to respond. Then followed a remarkable scene. The usher was in despair when the girl, after a terri ble tirade, sprang from her chair with the declaration that she would speak to the manager and have her rights. As she stepped into the 'aisle a bright silver piece rolled from her dress to the floor. The usher stooped and picked it up. "Isn't this your quarter, lady." he asked. holding it out to her. The stormy expression faded somewhat from the girl's face as she took the money. "It's probably mine," she said, "but It ig not the one that I put in the box." "Suppose vou try and pee," suggested the usher. "If ft goes in ygu can be sure there is no other money in there." The girl scoffed at the idea that she had I not put any money in the box before, but to prove it conclusively she tried the machine again. The coin fell in, and instantly the glass was at her disposal. " "Stupid boxes these are, anyway," snapped she. "The money probably went right through it the other time." Here was a New York girl that only a pa tient and determined man could safely marry. A KNIGHT OP THE GARTER. In a Turkish bath, where ladies' hours are observed, there is often considerable con fnsion and hurry when they are dressing to get out of the way of the men who are wait ing outside. A girl who ttfok her own sweet time in getting dressed, found that it was the hour for the horrid creatures to enter and take possession ol the baths. In des- Eeration.she threw on her clothes and astened forth, discovering when outside, that she had left one of her garters behind her. It was too late to go back for it. So, with a sigh for the lost treasure, she hurried to the house of a friend and made fast her stocking. Now lor the sequel. The man who had the room which the girl had just lett saw something shining ou the floor at his feet. He stooped and picked up a beautiful silk garter with frosted gold clasps. He drew a long breath as he looked at the dainty liga ture, and vowed to himself that he'wouLd find the owner or die in the attempt. Nay, further, he registered a vow that if she proved pretty and fascinating he would marry her. That night he advertised the garter and next day he got an answer. The identity of the garter being established, the man called on the young woman, found her all his fancy dreamed, made desperate love to her, and so they were married. One of his presents to his young wife was a beauti- lul pair ot garters. A QUEER HOUSEHOLD. In a great honse standing on a Fifth ave nue corner live two old ladies, four servants and a black poodle dog. It is one ol the queerest households iu New York. If burglars "cracked" the place one of these dark nights they would get little besides some good old plate from the sideboard and some small change out ot the dress pockets of the women. But either one of the little gray creatures that glides through those shadowy rooms could, if necessity de manded, draw her check for an even mil lion. Why is it that these old ladies live in se clusion and are not included in the fashion able entertainments of the social world? Well, it is simply because it is their choice to be otherwise. Their records are clean, and their origin worthy. But I have heard a little romantic gossip that throws a tender light over the meek picture that the silent sisters form together, and perhaps it ex plains their preference tor the solitude in which they so persistently exist. A LOVER ONCE. Forty years ago the older of the two was a fair young woman with a handsome lover. It was known then that she was to be an heiress, and though the young man who had von her .heart was poor he was of excellent birth and breeding and the match was thought a good one. One night there was a dance in progress at a house up the Hudson, and the lovers were in attendance. It was summer time, and the sisters had gone out for a walk in the grounds between the dances. Passing just outside a summer house they were compelled to listen to the following conversation: "Well, you may find justification for yourself in the step you nre about to take, but it would not be possible for me to marry a girl that I did not love." "That's very good," said a voice that the listening girls instantly recognized; "but I have outgrown all that sort of thing. I love the younger girl, but it is the older who will inherit the bulk of THE OLD MAN'S MONET, so it is the old girl that I will marry. Be side, I shall always have the younger one in the house to amuse myself with." The two sisters put their arms about each other and wept together. Then they walked back to the house without speaking. So ciety was astonished a few days later to hear that the engagement between the lovers was at an end. For many years the sisters lived in Europe, and then, upon the death of their father, returned to live in the old home on Fifth avenue. And there they now remain, both over 60 years of age and content in their own so ciety. They do not leave the house once in a month, and when they do it is to walk quietly together in some secluded thorough fare. The only sign of life about the house is the little black poodle who is usually gamboling over the lawn that surrounds the Handsome residence. Clara Belle. BEN BDTLER'S BAD EIELID. The CnrlcumrUu No Longer TJavo the Famous Feature to Tlctare. Ben Butler is 71 years old. All his life until recently he was troubled with a droop ing eyelid. In late years the lid fell lower Ben Sutler, Before Taking. and lower until an operation became necessary. The surgeon operated at tho General's home, in Lowell, February 17, and now the lid droops no more than that of his other eye. But the caricaturists will not give him up, forjhis features are still dis tinctive. It is said General Butler is the best known man in America, and he has the caricaturists largely to thank for it. And he never blamed them, indeed in secret he enjoyed looking at their pictures of him. Ben Butler still carries a rose in his buttouhole, and this rose was one of the re mains of his romance. His wife was an actress, and she was playing "As You Lifee It" when General Butler saw her and fell in love with her. He married her, and rhe made him an excellent wife. She was the mother of his two sons and one daughter. and was highly esteemed by all. She was Ben Butler, After Taking. especially fond of flowers, and she pinned a rose on her husband's coat every morning an he came down to breakfast. Since her death General Butler has kept up the cus tom, and this is the reaton why he is seldom seen, without his boutonniere. Without a drawbaek is Salvation Oil. the greatest cure oa earth for pain. Price 23c, IKE AND HIS MOTHER. Mrs. Partington Isn't a Great Success in the Witness Stand. HER ENCODNTER WITH AH ELDER. lie Wonderful Ihings Her Sailor Brought From Over tbe Seas. Boy HIS EXPERIENCE WITH CANNIBALS rWBITTEN FOB THE DISPATCH The case in which Mrs. Partington was called to appear as a witness, came up be fore a full bench of one, and she attended, with much trepidation, for five days before being called to testify. There were no gowns nor wigs here, but the Judge wore a com mon dress and the attorneys followed suit. At last the case was called and Mrs. Part ington took the stand. "Are you the relict of Paul Partington?" was the first question. " Well, I never was called a relic before," she replied; "and am hardly a fit obstacle to be put among brick-a-bats, but I am his widow." "All tbe same, ma'am; and do you re member anything of a note given by your late husband to Timothy Diggs, October 5, 1847, for a strip of land adjoining the Part ington estate at Beanville?" "Oh, yes, several ot them. Note3 were going on, pro and con, between them all the time. First Panl wrote and then Diggs; then Diggs wrote and Paul responded; then Paul wrote and Diggs wrote back, and they kept on until the postage stamps gave out. There never was such an alliteration, I do believe." "I mean a note of hand." "Ob, ye;, his notes were all off hand, and very eligible." "Did you ever know of Paul Partington's Talking With the Elder. giving his note to Timothy Diggs for 549 17 lor the purpose previously named ?" "'Yes, he certainly did, and when Diggs afterwards threatened him with a quiet claim, he was so indigent with rage that he extenuated the note two pages." 'That is, he paid one note by giving another?" TnEY HAD IT OUT. "Well, I don't know that there was any pay about it, because Paul and Diggs had it out between themselves, and Panl had a black eye for weeks. Diggs died some time afterward by an accident to his jocular vein, but Paul had no benefit from it." "Then the note was never paid?" "Perhaps it was, and perhaps it wasn't; I have an indiscriminate memory on that point." "Do you remember seeing the notes?" "Yes I read them all at the time, and when Diggs, in one, threatened to pull Pant's alkaline nose" "I mean the note of hand this note," handing her a document signed "P. Parting ton." "Why, bless your soull this never was Paul's gergraphy. It is his brother Peter's writing, who died of a surface after a bank rupt dinner given by the new railroad cor ruption." This caused a dilemma, and the learned counsel, after consulting with the Judge, stating that there was no more money to be got out of the case, the matter "was taken from the docket, and Mrs. Partington was allowed to retire. The great law case having thus received a settler, Mrs. Partington removed to the old homestead, where she was to spend tbe rest of her days. The Nip and Tuck Bail road had revived, and was threatening ere long to pay dividends, and her healthful status was entirely restored. ,"Here," said she to Elder Jones, her neighbor, " saall remain till my subsist ence is ended and I am called to expiate in that land where the worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched, and while I live I am going to be as happy as I can and make others so to the extenuation of my percepti bilities." "Will you join onr church?" asked the elder. HEE IDEAS ON RELIGION. "Well I think not," she replied, "I want to be oncombative and remain nuisance as far as possible among my neighbors all ex ceptionable people and heaven only Knows which is right, I do not dare to cininate be tween 'em." "Then you are not evangelical 1" he said. "Far from being angelical," she replied, Trouble for the Cat. "but very human, and my religion is well being and well doing, which, I believe God likes better that confusion of faith. If we practiced more religion and preached less about it, it would be better for all of us. By the way, that butter you sold me as crema tory was very rancorous." The Elder was confused but offered no reparation, and went out, sorry she would not join his church, remembering the rumor pnblished in the city paper that she was very rich. She was religious in her nature and attended all the meetings held in the place that which Elder Jones belonged to frequently and the heard him exhort, as she thought for her benefit, all to come to the place where prayerwas wont to be made. She heard him thus after his call upon her. "Well," said she, "he speaks truly about the place where prayer is wont to be made, for it is wanted here as much as at anyplace I know, with that bad butter charged in heaven against him." The Partington mansion teas near the highway between Eiverport and the interior, and Mrs. Partington was greatly visited by callers, making inquiries and asking favors, until it became annoying, especially on Sun days, when she wished for quiet. One Sun day, just as she was indulging in an after dinner nap, there came a thundering rap at the screen, door. Mrs. Partington jumped from her repose, and stepping on the cat, at tended to tho summons. HER SUNDAY CALLEBS. "Madam," said a young, good-looking person, the spokesman for two others, "have you a glass of cold water at hand that yon can give u mug of cider? for we are so hungry that we don't know where to sleep to-night." She did not detect the chestnut, and re plied: "There is the well," pointing to the old curll with the well-sweep towering above it, "yon can leviate your thirst there and welcome." "But, my dear madam," said the re quester, "we are told by high authority to let well enough alone. Have you auv cider?" . "None for you, sir," said she, "I don't entertain strangers." "You should remember," said he, "that They Jttighl be Angels. Abraham entertained strangers who proved to be angels." "Yes," she replied, "but angels do not go round nowadays, begging cider on Sunday afternoons." The logic was unanswerable and Mrs. Partington closed the door, while the young men went down and took a cool drink from the old oaken bucket that hung in the well. Ike had grown to man's estate during the intervening year, and become first officer of the Storm Petrel, Captain Pelton, the Seven Pollies having become too old for service, about which the name of Mrs. Part ington, her former passenger, so strangely clung, that her timbers were sawed up into canes by the dame's admirers. Some one wrote a charming poem tributary to the first beginning. You may break, yon may shatter Her ribs it you will, But the Partington fragrance Will cling to them still. IKE'S NOVEL GIFTS. He made longer voyages, and when he re turned to the old homestead all the girls de clared he was a "red Satan;" but Mrs. Part ington held him under her dominion as of old, which he obeyed abont as much as he ever did. He was only the boy Ike to her, as he always would be. The old house was a museum of presents he had brought her from time to time pagodas, temples, carved elephants and pagan cities, with a drawer full of silk dresses and satin curtains. "And are snch things really worshiped ?" she asked, as Ike put a hideous figure of an idol npon her center-table. "Certainly," he replied, "and more than that. When I was in Bingpou, I came across a big black idol that winked at me; and when I looked a little down, I saw that it was our old cook on the Seven Pollies, whom you remember. He was sitting cross legged on a post ten feet high, and seemed to enjoy it." "How preposterous!" said Mrs. Parting ton; "why don't the missionaries stop it?" "Because," said Ike, "they haven't got money enough. They are only working for their board, lack means." "Did they try to apostrophize you?" she asked. 'I guess you'd better think so. In one place that I visited, where they friccasee a Hindoo baby before their altars every morn ing, one of the priests chased me for three miles, with a spit, to serve me up as a roast." IKE AND THE CANNIBALS. "To make a sacrament of you!" screamed Mrs. Partington with horror. "Yes," said Ike, and the only way I escaped was to fall down and let him tumble Ike'i Marvelous Escape. over me, when I took the long spit he held and stuck him to a tree, where he hung like a beetle impaled with a pin." "Dear me," said Mrs. Partington, "what a predication to be placed in 1" " 'Twas worse for him," said Ike, with a grin.. "And didn't you feel any compuncture ?" the dame asked. "Yes, I was real sorry," said he, "sorry there wasn't a dozen of 'em. But you bet I punctured him." "What an effectual missionary you would make, dear," she said, smiling. Thus the time wore along, Mrs. Parting ton growing older every day she lived, Ike swinging round the cirole over the sea, Cap tain Pelton visiting the homestead every voyage; quietude prevailed on every hand, the Nip and Tuck Kiilroad grew prosper ous, and Mrs. Partington's two shares stood at a premium at the Broker's Board. B. P. SlIILLABEB. A FAIK GLOBE CIKCLEE. Mli Zioland Traveled nil Alono nnd Wns Inialted but Once. Mis3 Lillian Lcland, a handsome young woman of 25, had an opportunity to go from New York to San Francisco by sea. The voyage sharpened her appetite for travel, and she continued her journeying till she accomplished 60,000 miles, without an escort or acquaintance on the road; explored the pyramids of Egypt, fearless ot Arabs and swarming beggars and robbers. She went around the world and made extensive ex plorations in the interior of Jipan. She "did" Norway, Constantinople and the Holy Land. Iu a journey which lasted a year and a half never but once was she subjected to an noyance or insult. That, of course, yon will say, happened in some of the heathen Ori ental countries, where woman is treated as a slave and regarded as an inferior being. But no. it was not. It was in the civilized. Christian city of Paris. Miss Leland pre served her temper and self control under all cirenmstances, and thus kept out of troubles into which an excitable woman would have run her head at every step. It is regarded as something remarkable that a pretty girl should thns be able to circumnavigate the globe in safety alone. But why shouldn't it be? ' WAITING ON CAST IfiON. A Simple Method That 1 Novel and May bo Mndo of Practical TJse. Boston Herald, j Mr. John Farrar, foreman of the G. W. & F. Smith Iron Company, of Boston, has sent to the Herald three small cast iron plates, one ot which is 3U by 5 inches on which is cut in sunken letters etched the Lord's prayer in bold handwrit ing, and the other two, each 5 by 6 inches, containing outline drawings one with three sketches a pig in an fnI closure, swans on water, and a deer with pyramids In the distance, and the 'other plate contained an outline drawin" of a horse. " ..,SufeJrinB t0 these Blates JIr- Earrarsaid: "What you see on them is done with a com mon steel pen on a piece of thin paper. The paper, when" prepared, is pinned into a sand mold, iron is ponred intn , mi .ri the writing la transferred to the casting.", AN ACTKESS' ADTICE. Emma Y. Sheridan Drops Some Val uable flints to tbe Ladies. THE CflARH OF SELF-POSSESSION. Always Let the Eje3 Speak First, the Face Next, and Then the Lip3. THE TOICE SAYS M0EE THAN W0BD3 tWnlTTEX VOB THE DISPATCH. ! An actress is supposed to be more or less a mistress of attractiveness, and if she is it is because she is more or less mistress of herself. She has accomplished that self consciousness which means ease, and not awkwardness. Men complain that they find the average society girl either "always in a flutter" or "deuced stiff and stupid." Sheis all smiles and all movement, all "oh dears," and "oh don'ts," or she has nothing at all to say, she smiles only with her lips and then seems to disappove of it, and she has only one nose a straight one. Now both of these girls want to secure the repose that attends presence of mind and relaxation of mnscle. Does that sound complicated? Let gravitation take care of your hands except when you are using them, remember that gesture is not mere movement but should say what the words that follow repeat. Bemember that a woman's eyes are not given her only to see with. Let your eyes speak first; a movement of the hand, a change of face say the same thing more fully and finally; let the words come gently and in a tone which shall suit their import. What you say means something then, and was waited for, too, I warrant you, with interest more or less breathless as the situation was more or less important. There is another trick to hold a position in absolute quiet till what is said, or what you yourself say, requires a movement. Cut off all your little oh's and all's, let your eyes follow the story your escort is telling it may be awfully stupid and it will be easier to Jet your eyes and face reflect his varying expressions of in terest than to pretend further and follow his with exclamations which are bound to seem insincere or overdone. MAKING A PLUNGE AT A MAN. That's a big secret never try to do too much. The girl who makes a sort of plunge at a man, saying 'Oh, Mr. Jones, how glad I am to see you oh, dear, do sit down, oh my. how are you?" with accom panying flutter and laugh and fuss, does not make half the impression accomplished by the girl whose eyes light up till her lips catch the sound of welcome, and whose hand goes out before she says just "Mr. Jones"iin a voice that means something a voice that says whether she is glad, very, very glad, or not glad at all. Only a little more is enough to suggest that he should sit down. The average American girl does not know how to move unless she moves all over at once. Go and study Bernhardt or Mod jeska. Seehowthe eye catches the thought, the head lifts, the pose in some subtle way alters and the hands in gesture say what not till then the lips utter. All of this may be gone through with in a thought's space, but it is done, and the result is an impression of grace, sincerity and lack of self-consciousness. There is nothing more graceful tnan the bend of a woman's head on a well-poised neck. Do that bend no need to move the rest of you. LETTING THE EYES SPEAK FIBST. If you get into the habit of always letting your eve3 attend to a thingfirst,you will avoid lota of embarrassing situations. Suppose vou have been discussing Miss Belleville's iiair, and have committed the indiscretion of calling it red, when a voice sounds close at yonr side, which to your horror von think you recognize as Mis3 Belleville's voice why give a convulsive start, a con fnsed snicker, and a compromising gurgle of half formed explanation or deprecation? You will be wiser and safer, and more grace ful, too, if you just turn your eyes to see if it is Miss Belleville. If it is." your com plete repose may make her think she didn't hear aright, in case she did hear, and will not arouse her suspicions in case she didn't hear. If Mr. So and So spills a half-melted ice all over your gown, your habit of looking first will save you from the exclamation ot rage and despair which would make Mr. So and So feel worse than he does feel, and will enable'you to smile gently and say, "It does not matter," in a tone of voice which shall not belie the words. If you have a piece of startling news sprung upon you, your habit of keeping still till yon have looked, may save yon from the betrayal of interest that you wish to conceal, or from a remark which you af terward greatly regret. A CUTTING LOOK. A rebuke given by a sudden droop of the lids and leveling of the brows is quite as telling, less bother, and more easily admin istered than a "cutting remark." You can wither the person in that way without call ing other people's attention to the fault or to your displeasure. It all resolves itself into self-possession andinvariable presence of mind. Self-possession means more than mere mental con trol it means complete muscular subjec tion. If in your course across the room you are suddenly brought to a halt by having your train stepped on, your halt should be prompt enough to prevent the gown's being; torn and the offender being worse embar rassed than is necessary. If yon tnra and come in contact with an unexpected stool, you should not fall over it. If three or four people present themselves simultaneously, and in an unexpected crowd, for recogni tion, only control of your poise will sava you from awkwardness, and this control you should secure. POWER OF IDE VOICE. I have said very little of the voice. Tha less said of the average girl's voice the bet ter. Again, go and study Modjeska Bern hardt, too, if you understand French. Learn that it is not what j ou say, but the tone in which you say it, that conveys an idea. A gabble of words all fumbled off in a strained, insincere voice, with intervals of gasps and detached giggles, may suffice to break up the silence, but it won't convey what one word in a voice that means some thing will. I remember a man once sayinir to me: "That girl ! she's a witch 1 she can make the most commonplace remark, and her steady eyes and hearty voice will make a man forget the words and wonder what she means." The girl was actress. The voice should be clear, low, and full of changeful modulations; not the tiresome ups and downs of affectation, but the modifying of tone to suit the thought the voice color ing of words the suggestion in sound of all that the mere word cannot convey. Think of the advantage of elating Bertie by just tha sonnd ot the goodby you say, and sending Mr. Courtley off with a fixed determination to come back at the first opportunity by tha same two words, spoken a little differently, of course. Emma "V. Sheeidan. BROWNING'S ANCESTORS. The Poet Descended From an Anslo-Saxon Chieftain Named Benn. The controversy which has excited so much interest since the death of Bobert Browning, as to whether he was descended from Hebrew ancestors, ha3 been settled in the negative. Dr. Frederic Furnivall, the president of the new Shakespeare Society and founder of the Browning and Shelly Societies, of London, has been making re searches into the poet's ancestry, and says that he is directly descended from an Anglo Saxon chieftain named Benn. The family for centuries consisted of yeomen, and Bobert Browning' grandfather was aa inn keeping, i ; lismSBBSBKKL ! iCkhL.