fgAHcrcs gpf$pwyrVjf iT7WfF 'fWf THE PITTSBURG- DISPATCH, MONDAY, MARCH , 3, 1890. mia c I ft ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY ?. 113. Vol.43, No. 54. Entcree at l'lltsburg l'osloffice. ItoiiiuberM, JS&7. as EeconU-cla&s matter. Business Officc97 and 99 Fifth Avenue. News Rooms ana Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. Eastern Advertising Office. Koom , Tribune Building, ewYork. TEIUIS OF HIE DISPATCH. TOPTAGE FltEE IN THE CKXTZD STATES. Dailt DisrATcn, One 1 ear. SCO Daily Disr-ATcn, 1'erQuartcr ICO DAILT DISPATCH, One Month " Dml InsrATCH, lncludlngunday, lvcar. 10 00 Daili DlsrATCH, includingfcunday.3m'thv, 2 50 Daili DisrATCH, Including Sunday. 1 month 90 Msdai Dispatch. Unclear 15" Melmi Dispatch, One "i car tss The Daiia Dispatch Is delivered bycarricrsat 3Scentrcr week, or Including bunds edition, at 20 cents per week. PITTSBURG. MONDAY, MAR. 3. 1S30. THE "WASTE OF "WATER. The facts set forth in the report of the De partment ot the "Water Bureau with regard to the waste of water in Pittsburg, snould ar rest the public attention. It certainly in dicates a profuse use of our city water when Pittsburg, with one-quarter the number of consumers, uses more water than Boston. Perhaps the first view of the matter taken by the public will be akin to Hip Van TTinllc's declaration, "I'm glad I know when I've got enough; and I'm glad I've cot enough, too." It is well to know that vie are wasting water; and it is not wholly unsatisfactory to know we can waste water. A liberal use of water is a good thing, and Pittsburg's laboring population requires abundance of it to wash off the grime of dailv toil. But when the waste has reached a stage that taxes the full capacity of the works, and would cause a shortage if one of the engines should become disabled, it is e'early necessarv to call a halt. The suggestion of Mr. Browne, with re gard to the water system, is undoubtedly correct The charges for domestic use should be so low as to put no check on a liberal use of water for all purposes where it is needed. But those who wantonly waste water should be made to pay for it; while those who use it reasonably should have the advantage of the saving. The probability is that the greater part of the waste is in the mills. That interest can well afford to pay for the consumption of water; and if the water sys tem should cause the mills to pump their own water from the rivers, it would only increase the supply available for domestic use. Hardly any principle of action can be clearer than that when one part of the city is suffering from the need of a pure water Euppfy-, the other portion should not be per mitted to waste a water supply which ought to be adequate for a city of twice our popu lation. CHICAGO'S DUTY. The effort of. Chicago to secure an appro priation from Congress, in aid ot the World's Fair, outside of the necessarv expenditure on the Government exhibit, will, if per sisted in, amount to an act of bad faith. Such an immediate violation of the pledges on which the Fair was located would go far toward imperiling the entire enterprise. The understanding was clear that if tne lair was located at cither of the commercial cities, the money necessary to protidc against less would be raised by the city gaining the location. Thefai" was given to Chicago on thejallegation that it had raised an ample guarantee fund while Xew York was squabbling over it. To turn around now and ask the Government for aid is either an admission of false representations concerning that fund, or a repudiation of the pledges. The country should help the success of the fair by fine exhibits; but the Chicago people must understand that their agreement to furnish the funds is one that cannot be shirked or dodged. FIFTY MILLIONS OF WATEE The announcement that a number of Newark, If. J., manufacturers are organ izing a 50,000,000 exporting trust looks like an effort of the imagination, as ap plied to commercial matters. To any one with knowledge of the subject, it is evident that the trust tactics aie wholly in applicable to the business of exporting manufactured products ot the United States to foreign markets. No means are within the reach of any organization for taking ex clusive control of the business cither of finding markets or of shipping manufac tures. Any one with money enough to go abroad or send agents can hunt the markets. Any manufacturer, whether of glassware, rails, plows or sheetings can ship them to the markets that will take them. Indeed it is announced with regard to this alleged trust "that it is limited to no monopolistic concern." As the sole pur pose of the trust device in active business is to maintain a monopoly, it must be con cluded that its $59,000,000 capital, has relerence to the other end of the later trust business which consists in feeding out paper values to the class of speculators who used to bite crecdily at anything bearing the name ot trust. That one concern can use $50,000,000 more advantageously in carry ing on exporting than a hundred concerns can use half a million apiece is all non sense. That 50,000,000 of lona fide cap ital is likely to be put into this concern is equally gauzy. But that stock, purporting to represent such a capital, will be sold to those who arc so foolish as to want them is shown by the financiering exploits of the age, to be more than likely. Nevertheless even that aspect of the scheme is considerably behind the times. The game of floating water on the name of trust was seen through a year ago; and if Kewark really thinks of floating its 50, 000,000 scheme, it can save valuable paper and the wear and tear of its printing presses, by abandoning the gigantic delusion. DOUBTFUL JUSTICE. The very hard case of the Xavassa rioters is very justly made a matter of public agi tation by the Boston Transcript. Under what law a United States court assumed authority to sentence to death and imprison ment men who are charged with committing crimes on an island a thousand miles away from United States territory, it is rather hard to see, unless it be by the unwritten law that the Maryland corporation employ ing these men must have its interests fos tered by the nearest court. That view of the case is strengthened by the very slight consideration given to the hard treatment and infringement of the rights of these men by the masters, who seem to have assumed absolute power over them on that distant island. To send fourteen men to the peni tentiary and three to the gallows in such a case is a very questionable proceeding. EAB-P ULLING AHD PISTOL PRACTICE. The Kentucky method of ear pulling has heretofore made itself prominent at the Na tional Capitol; but the Kentucky response of shooting the pnller, had not forced itself jfly rffa - j..1g.-H,. , -- on the attention of the country until last week. The practical demonstration of Ken tucky ethics to the effect that when one gentleman pulls another's car, it is the lat ter's duty to make the first a target for short range. Yet rather scattering pistol prac tice is a new revelation ot the curiou3 views which maybe entertained, of the logical sequence of cause and effect. Northern theories would not naturally re gard the legitimate response for a pulled ear to be the violent impact of the fist of the pullee upon the nose of the puller. In ibis case the blood necessarv to wash away dis honor would flow freely; while the time necessary to go and get a popgun would not be wasted. The Kentucky idea may be more chivalrous; but it has the disadvantage of exhausting the remedies and leaving more serious pullings without any ade quate vengeance. Everybody will agree that it must be more injurious to a nice sense of honor to have one's nose pulled than to have the car tweaked. Yet the Kentucky code seems to leave no remedy adequate for the greater wrong unless it is to bring out a shot-gun. Again, the slang of the day takes cognizance of an act known as "pull ing a man's leg;" which as it touches that most sensitive point of humanity, the pocket, could hardly be defended by any less weighty firearm than eight-inch artillery. Leaving these interesting, but rather ab stract fields of speculation, permit ua to hope that the rampancy of Kentucky cus toms at "Washington will stop at ear pulling and pistol practice. The transplantation of the rifle practice of a Breathitt county feud to the porches of the Capitol, would be wholly unjustifiable, except as a resort for breaking a partisan deadlock. A DISHONORABLE STEP. The effort which is being made to remove the Southern, or Uncompahgre, Utes from their reservation in Colorado to the arid lands, against which the Indian Bights As sociation is protesting, will, if successful, furnish a remarkable example of the wanton injustice which has characterized our deal ings with the Indians. The foundation is the universal one of the possession by this tribe of land which is wanted bv the white settlers. In order that the fertile and wa tered territory which has been given to them by the most solemn of compacts can be taken for settlement, it is proposed to transfer them to unwatered territory, where they must be subjected to the alter native between slow starvation and perpetu al pauperism. But there is even worse in this movement tban the selfish injustice which is the gen eral characteristic of our Indian policy. When the outbreak of the Northern Utes occurred a dozen years ago, the Southern Utes remained loyal to the Government. They not only refused to be drawn into the hostilities, but by their influence over the Northern tribe, brought about peace with out subjecting Colorado to the horrors of a prolonged Indian war. Capability for gratitude ought to make the United States quick to defend the rights of the Utes in stead of taking away their property. Yet th prospect appears to be that the Govern ment will probably add another item to its century of dishonor in dealing with the In dians, by robbing the faithful Utes of the property which is coveted because it has be come valuable. Kentucky ear-pulling and Kentucky pistol practieo both appear to be marked by indiscriminate and superfluous qualities. AS Eastern Republican organ says: "Evi dently the Alaska Commercial Company did not have such a 'pull' on the United States Government as tbc enemies ol both have as serted." Perhaps not; and again perhaps tbc opposition may claim that the result shows, not that the Alaska Company's "pull" was less, but that tbc North American Company's pull, ex erted by Piatt, Alger and D. O. Mills, was greater. Still it is comforting to know, since the decision is that the seal business must be run by a monopoly, that the pnblic agitation of tbo matter Mill result in a pull by the Govern ment of from fifteen to twenty millions out of the successful company. The official wrath of Kussiabeca .se Aus tria has helped Bulgaria to pay oil its debt to the Czar, is the latest example of demanding tbo payment of a debt under the belief that it cannot bo paid and then getting angry because it is discharged. The completion of the arrangements for refunding tl o debt of the Mercantile Library Hall Company prevents the public discredit of permittinc a property founded for public pur poses to be sold out and the public interest in It wiped out. The Library Association will now be enabled to keep a public library open till Mr. Carnegie's gift is put m actual opera tion. When that time comes, it is not hazard ous to predict that the present library will have its foundation in such shape as to cither be come a valuable part ot tlio new institution or to strike out a new field of public usefulness under an independent organization. Cincinnati got one of its biennial doses of superabundant cold water last week. Tbo result is that Cincinnati used other fluids in the intervals between tbo floods. The Fans of America knows when it has enough water. The experience which the Central Trac tion Company is now experiencing with broken grips and attempts ot too ambitious gripmen to run from one cable to the other without throw ing off their crips, is probably no more than a severe case of the troubles which every new transit company meets when it goes Into opera tion. But the rule should be, wben accidents of that sort occur, that will delay traffic for hours, to announce the fact and give passengers the privilege of walking home. Bismaeck's determination to retain office on account of the Socialist success in Germany, is probably based on the philosophy that if a man aids his employer to sit on the safety valve they are both bound to rise together. The Sultan of Zanzibar has released some prisoners who have been shut up for eighteen j cars without trial. The example Is commended to the Czar of Russia; but it may be hoped that neither monarch will go to the length in tho other direction exemplified by New York justice of not shutting up notorious offenders at all, and tben letting them go without either trial or imprisonment. TnE press correspondents of "Washington do not hold executive sessions to prevent the Senate from learning the secrets of their busi ness. Perhaps the Senators might learn some thing from that fact. It is an amusing instance of the old pot and kettle controversy, to find a New York pa per accusing Chicago of "squabbling already" over the World's Fair. Since New York fell to squabbling before it got the fair, and lost it thereby, tbc accusation from that source gives new proof that the moto in a neighbor's eye is a great deal bigger than the beam in your own eye. TnE leonine qualities of March's en trance promise a return to mild spring weather wbea this month goes out if weather proverbs are more to bo relied upon than weather prophets. Emin Pasha's declination of the Gov ernorship of Suakiin.is held to be an expression ot his determination to return to WadelaL But since his last experience at Wadelai was that of a prisoner, it is a question how he can find any way to get to that remote locality with -Z1 tKBKaBBMmirrmmmmmmmw..i' 'giwiEs!sBfjssjsKasjta ;ets BouiiANGEK's telegram of thanks to Constnns for the latter's retirement from tbo French Cabinot is based on the broad ground that eiowono who opposes tlio Carnot Govern ment Is an ally of Boulanger. It thus appears that Boulanger is still laboring under the delusion that be is a-live issue. PEOPLE OF PEOlIIliENCE. Robert Browning left an estato valued at ?S3.W. but it was by no means accummnlated through poetry alone. Mrs. Dilke believes confidentially that England will adopt woman suffrage in advance of its adoption in this country. One of tho exhibits in the Paris Salon this spring will bo a portrait of Minister Reid, by the artist G. P. A. Healy. It is reported that Dom Pedro has accepted the offer of the Emperor Francis Joseph to siiend the summer at the Imperial castle of Hitzendorf. Colonel Thurston Wrioht is working up a quiet boom for the Granger nomination for President in 1S92. He is Thurston to be both Wright and President General Maiiom: is living in comparative retirement in Washington. He does not hob nob with bis former cronies at Chamberlain's, and ho spends a great deal of tune in long soli tary walks. Ea. Governor George S. Bout well, of Massachusetts, is past 72 years of age. Ono day last week be made r. ten-hour speech be fore the Supreme Court at Washington, in a pitent case. Me. Charles Emory Smith is tbo sixth Fcnnsjlvanian in the late j ear to be honored with the Russian mission, his predecessors haungbeen Messrs. Boker, Curtin, Cameron, Dallas and Wilkms. The rumor goes forth that Sir Julian Pauncc fote, British MinUter to the United States, may boon be superseded because be is not in sympathy with the English Government on the codfish question. Thomas A. Edison has engaged rooms in Charlotte, N. C, for the uso of himself and his assistants, who will for the next year pursue investigation in the mining districts of North Carolina, which Mr. Edison is convinced is the richest mining region in tho world. Miss Mary Morris, daughter of "William Morris, tho English poet and socialist, pos sesses a great talent of embroidery and design ing. She is turning it to account by starting a regular business, where sbo receives orders for work and gives steady employment to a num ber of women. PAN-AMEKICAiN DELEGATES. A Final Adjournment Will Probnbly Tnko PIncc Abont April 1. "Washington, March 2. The delegates to tbo International American Conference are be ginning to talk about final adjournment, which wili probably take place about the 1st of ApriL Nearly all of tbc committees have made their reports and several of them have already been adopted. The report of tho Committee on Cus toms Union, which considers reciprocity treaties, is in the bands of the printer. Tho threo Committees on Postal and Cablo Communication on the Atlantic, Pacific and the Caribbean Sea have their reports prepared, and they are now being translated. The reports of the Committee on Customs Regulations and the Committee on Port Dues are both about ready to submit to the conference. The Com mittees on Extradition and Banking will finish their labors within a few days. Tho Commit tee on Arbitration has agreed to recommend the adoption of that raeibod for settling inter national difficulties, but bas not yet arrived at an agreement as to the details of tno plan for its report The Committee on Monetary Con vention will make two reports, one of which will recommend the coinage of a common sil ver dollar to be legal tender in commercial transactions between the citizens of tho several nations. Tho other report, prepared and pre sented by Mr. Cukhdge, of the United States delegation, will recommend the issue of cer tificates by the United States upon any bullion that may be deposited in the United States Treasury bv the citizens or authorities of the Central and South American btates. These reports aro both in the hands or the printers, and will be submitted for action very soon. The reports of the Committee on Rail way Communication, Sanitary Regulations and Weights and Measures have been already adopted by the conference. B0EN BLIND. A Simple Remedy That Often Will Prevent This IWifortune. Iron the London Figaro. 1 It is distressing to learn that out of the 7,000 persons blind from their birth in this country, who owe their loss of sight to Inflammation of tho eyes, at least two-tbird3 might now have been in the enjoyment of their sight but tor the ignorance or neglect of their earliest guar dians. It socins that the remedies for the In fantile, inflammation which cause3 blindness, aro both many and simple. Thus it cannot be too widely made known that tbo ees of a newly born child, if inflamed, should be washed with pure warm water, and that then a single dropof a 2 per cent solution of nitrate of silver bhould be instilled into each with a drop tube. In Geriuany midlives are enjoined to adopt the above remedial treatment, unde.- oath, and since this has been done the decrease in tho number of blind children has been most ap preciable. PLE.MI OP OFFICE SEEKERS. Mnny Citizens of Readlne Willioc to Give Up Permanent Positions. Reading, March 3. Mavor-elect Merritt, after the election left for Old Point Comfort, Va , to take a rest and avoid tho first rush of applicants for offices that he will have to fill under tbo new municipal bill. During his ab sence hundreds of petitions have been circu lated by applicants lor positions, and when ho comes back in a few dajs ho will be over whelmed with office seekers. In spite of the fact that all of our industries are running full and employment is plenty there are more aspirants for offices than ever, and hundreds seem to be willing to give up per manent situations which afford them good wages to accept an office that will at best be but temporary ami pav them no more than they are now receiving. Mr. Merritt has given no intimation as Tet as to whom ho will appoint to the various offices. Rrtniinlion on His Own Hook. From the Boston Herald.; Mr. Taylor, of Gananoque, tho Canadian member of , Parliament who has issued a proc lamation of retaliation on bis own hook against the people of the United States, seems to have an abnormal development about tbo cheek. Ho probably belongs to the famous tailors of Tooley street, who always signed themselves: "We, the People." The nmo Alone Is Enough. From the lcw lork Herald, j The Chairman of the mass meeting at Cooper Union, held for the purpose of denouncing the Czar, was a Mr. Stolctchnlkoff. If that name ever explodes under the Czar's windows Alex ander will think ho has suddenly become an astronomer, and that all the constellations in space aro busy throwing asteroids at him. Tho Fin In tlio Army. From the 2cw ork Telegram Tbo mother of a soldier who died during the war from eating a pie is to receive a pension. This will meet the approval of all veterans who remember the dangers that encompassed them after payday, wben the sutler opened bis stores. The total mortality from pies during the war has never been estimated. DEATHS OP A DAY. SirEdwnril Bntncs, Lovdov, March 2. The death is announced of Mr Edward Baltics, proprietor of the Leeds Mer cury, one of the most Influential Liberal organs In the .North of Kugland. He was born in 1800, was member of Parliament for Leeds from 18S9 to 1874, and was knighted in 18S0. He was the author of ft number of works bearing upon the Industrial progress and commerce of the nation. Ex-Governor Jnnies Edward Enslisb. New Haven, Cow., March ! Ex-Governor James Edward English, died at his residence in this cltv to-day. Ho contracted cold early this week, which developed rapidly Into pneumonia. He was C3 years of age, and leases a widow and one son. At the tlmeofhlsdeathhewas president ordlrectoi in several of the strongest local banks and a number of manulacturlng concerns. Thomas Coleman. rSPKCTAI. TELEGRAM TO TUB DISPATCH-. I Wheeling, March 2. Thomas Coleman, the oldest resident of Jackson county, died at his ionic, near Kavenswood, to-day, at the age of 89. I7c was born at l tart Falls, Va., Jnlv 12. 1801. a forco enough to sustain him wben he there. THE CRITIC'S REVIEW. Hubert Howo Bancroft's History or Ulnb Some Questions ilio Book Does Not Fully Answer Tbc Bagpiper, n Plcnsnnt Story of Pcnsant Life Near Novels. tretty volume, bearing the imprint of the History Companj, San Francisco, with Hubert If owe Bancroft for author, bas for its title History of Utah. It is one among many other pretty volumes In which Mr. Bancroft has set down his gleanings in the harvest fields of ancient and modern American history as it has been enacted on the other side of the Mississippi river. For some years back this busy gleaning has been going on. "With a corps of industrious clerks, turning over old books and manuscripts, jotting dow n notes and memoranda, Mr. Bancroft has made a regular business of recording what can bo found out about the history of the Pacific slope and lands adjacent. Mexico and New Mexico, Texas and California, Arizona, Nevada, Colorado, Wyoming, Oregon. Washirgton, Idaho, Mon tana, have all been written up. Mr. Bancroft's researcho havo extended as far south as Cen tral America, and as far north as Alaska. Utah, however, pre:1ents a subject for tho historian which Ins at least tho charm of noveltv. There are Indians, and idols, and queer myths and hardy settlers, and gold seekers grouped pic turesquely in tho background of a good many pictures of early Western life, whether the his torian sets up his camera in the North, or South, or East, or West. But there is nothing quite like Utah in all the wide stretch of coun try with which Mr. Bancroft has made us ac quainted. "There is only one example in the annals of America," says Mr. Bancroft, ' of tho organization ot a commonwealth upon the prin ciples of purodemocracj. Thcro is here: one example only where the founding of a Stato grew out of the. founding of a new re ligion. Other instances there have been of the occupation of wild tracts on this continent bj people flying before persecution, or desirous of greater religions liberty; there were the Quakers, tho Hugue nots and the Pilgrim fathers, though their spiritual interests were so soon subordinated to political necessities. Religion has often played a conspicuous patt lu tho settlement of tho New World, and thcro has at times been pres ent in some degree the theoratic. if not indeed the hierarchical idea: but it bas been lone; sinco the world, the old continent or the new, has witnessed anything like a new religion suc cessfully established and set in prosperous running order upon tho fullest and combined principles of theocracj, hierarchy and patri archy. V AlB. Bancroft found, as every historian will and especially when bis subject is the record of a people against whom almost every man has set his hand that thero were two possible paths for him to follow, tbo path of lies and tho path of truth. A great many people have found it very easy to tell lies about the Mormons, and not a few books, whose fittest librarian is tho garbage man, havo been manufactured out of these lies. The Mormons, also, in the opinion of some Gentiles, have found it well to tell some lies about themselves. There are lies enough on both sides to provide the historian who desires to fill 700 pages, and cares comparatively little what he fills tbein with, with plenty of material. The path of truth, however, along which Mr. Bancroft, being a reputable historian, wishes to go. is not so easy. Nobody who is unacquainted with the literature ot the subject can know wbat a task the historian must have with his "authorities." It was a foregone conclusion that no history of Utah could bo written which would satisfy both a Mormon and a Gentile critic Mr. Bancroft has wisely decided that he will be content with satisfjing himself. Ho could not have done better. Tbo result is a careful, well-considered, just and permanently valuable contribution to American history. This book contains all the facts which aro verifiable, all the facts which aro asserted by respectable authorities upon the Mormon side with the questions by which respectable Gen tilo authorities have doubted their right to be called facts, and all the arguments pro and con which havo any reason in them or any reput able names behind them. The reader can make bis choice. Tns story begins with tho first sight of Utah by Europeans in the persons of Francisco Vasquez de Coranado and his companions in 1540, who seem to bave bad a bard time of it and to have seen very little, but who, never theless, discovered enough to set tho map makers at work. Tho Utah of 1510 was as unknown to civilization as tho regions of tho Congo were a lew years ago. And the map makers wpre just as fertile in imagination and as generous of hills and rivers as they bave been within our own memorj. Tboy set down a great lake in the midst of tho west, bigenough to cover Utah and Idaho combined. Into tbo valley of the Great Salt Lake, which trappers and explorers had brought within more accurate limits of latitude and longitude, came in the year 1817 tho great Mormon migra tion. Mr. Bancroft traces the rise of the move ment, beginning with Joseph Smith and Mar tin Harris, and Oliver Con dry, recounting tho persecutions and tragedies which accompanied the spread of tho new religion, and the circum stances wbicb turned the faces of the leaders Northward. With 1817 the modern history of Utah begins. Henceforth its fortunes are within the memory of men still living. V pnERE aro three questions which we avant answered b anjbody who tells the history of the Mormons: What of polygamy ? What of tho theocracy ? What of tbo future ? These questions are not answered in tho book at the length which many readers will desire. There is a chapter on "Mormonism and Polygamy," in which the practice is founded on the example of the Old Testament patriarchs and on the curious belief of Mormons about spirits which are awaiting incarnation. In thi3 chapter the Mormon argument for polygamy is stated, and tho custom is defended from some ot the most common and most unsavory of the assertions which are made about it, as ior putting it rtnan -Mr. Bancroft does not favor coercion, as invitintr social tvrannv. .,',. ln..9i tvrannv In tho matter of the theocracy, upon which such writers as Mr. Strong, in "Our Country," lay great stress, Mr. Bancroft sajs little. Mr. Strong's description of Mormonism shows It as a state mthin the state, which is at entire vari ance with our institutions, which is reaching out by persuasion and emigration after political power bejond Utah, and which really threatens the future well being of tho West. The facts are all in the book,butthereisno assembling of them together. That, however, the historian might consider to bo outside his province, l'rophecy. too. he declines to indulge in. When Joseph Smith, tho prophet, died, tho 12 apostles of the Mormon Chnrch were these: 'Brieham Young, the lion of the Lord; Heber C. Kimball, the herald of peace: Parley P. Pratt, the archer of paradise; Orson Hyde, the ollvo branch of Israel; Willard Richards, the keeper of tho rolls: John Taylor, the champion of light: William Smith, tho patriarchal staff of Jacob; Wilford Woodruff, the banner of the gospel; Georgo A. Smith, the entablature of truth; Orson Pratt, the gaugo of philosophy; John E. Page, the sun-dial, and Lyman Wright, the wild ram of the mountains." it is to the courtesy of the vcnerablo Wilford Woodruff that tho Critic is indebted for his copy of the "History of Utah." ww TN the long evenings, to grinding of hemp. Pere E tho sound of the Elienno Dcpardieu told the story of peasant life which George Sands set down in her novel, Une JSagpiptrs. (Roberts Bros.: II. Watts & Co., $1 50.) At least that was the way of it according to George Sand's own account in her dedicatory letter to Eugene Lambert. It was nearly forty years ago that that fortunate young gontleman re marked in the very dajs when George Sand was writing this story of "Tho Bagpipers" "Bye the bye, it will soon be ten years since I came here, intending to spend a month. I must be thinking of leaving." Ho.foundtbat the country and Georce Sand were unflaggingly interesting, and several generations of inter ested readers have agreed with bim. Tho list of George Sand's books would rival, it Is said. Homer's famous catalogue ot ships. Some of them aro not worth reading. Some of tnem are worth reading a good manv tunes over. 'The Bagpipers" is one of the good ones. The people in tho "The Bagpipers"' are peas ant people. The translation misses, as any translation must, much which adds pleasure to tho original expression. There is a pretty heroine'and two hordes. Misunderstanding arises, doubts and misgivings chase each other across the pages; one of the heroes loses faith for a little while In the heroine: the other, who shon s the constancy of his love by his constancy of confidence, wins his appropriate reward. This volume of Georgo band is uniform with the other which Messrs. Roberts Bros, havo Eublisbed, and also with their handsome set of alzac V "TVTT name is Christopher Orchardson, of Sunbury, in Middlesex, and I have passed through a bitter trouble, which I will try to describe somehow, both for my wife's sake and my own, as well as to set 'us straight again in tho opinion of our neighbors, which I have always valued highly, though some times unable to show it. It bas not been in ray power always to do the thing that was wisest, and whenever this is brought up against me, 1 can make no answer only to beg those who lovo blame to look at themselves, which will make their eyes grow kinder, before thfey begin to be turned on me." In this winning and naive style begins Mr. Blackmore's Kit and Kitty. (Harper & Bros.: J. R. Weldm & Co.) And the same charm of expression which marks Mr. BlacK more's work, and would make it a pleasant privilege to read him, no matter what kind of plot might go with it. Is as evident and attrac tive in bis new book as it was in "Lorna Doonc." "So all who are well disposed can wish mo nothing more complete than this" tho story ends "that I may livo with her long enough to discover some defect in her. And in return I will inflict no moral but that of all true love let eery Kit l constant to his better self bis Kltt." From which the reader may infea that the trouble wbicb is promised at the'beginning is but a passing shower, whose presence serves but to make tho sunshino more enjoyable. T-nE disasters of the story prove to be a lit tle raoro seriou, when tho reader really finds out what they are, tban the first chapter would lead one to imagine. There is a wicked step mother, and a disappointed lover or two, who came in as very unpleasant and malicious characters, and, it must bo said, a very foolish hero who could have spared the heroine and himself some of the severest passages in tb el r experience if only he had had a little more sense. He makes a confession in that opcniuc paragraph which we quoted, which proves to bo a true as it is frank, when ho owns up that he was not always so ise as be micht have been. Indeed, he is sometimes such anmnusually obtuse specimen of unwisdom not to use a more emphatic monosyllable that the reader gets into an exasperation which pven the hint that we ourselves are not absolutely wise does not finite allav. However, it all comes out right in tho end, and they lived happilj uver after, and deserved all the joy they ever got. TVTK. William Black has written a good many books, but never a better one than Prince Fortunalus (Harper Bros.: J.R.Weldm &. Co.) It carries the reader back to "Madcap "Violet" and tho others which camo close after, when you could bo snre before you opened the covers of a new novel by Mr. Black that you would find within a wise man who would talk ir oracular epigrams, and a pretty young woman who would behave her self in some kind of unconventional way, and the salt breeze of tbo sea, and the clear air of some great Scotch mountain, with a good deal of broad Scotch dialect thrown in, and two or three splendid sunsets. There is a wise man in "Prince Fortunatus." and a trip up north for groue shooting and fishing, with gillies for guides, and a very pretty and charming young woman, upon whom adjectives might be wasted to any extent, and who is certainly as uncon ventional as can be desired. Tho plot is sk'l ful, the conversation very bright and sprigbth; tbo characters are not only made Known to ut, but aro such people as are pleasant to know. . A theater is background for much of tho story. Tho hero, liko the "Knight-Errant" of Edna Lyall, is a singer iu opera. The book Is set out admirably with pictures, which aro all good to look at. 0DR MAIL TOUCH. Sepnrnic Use Trusts. To the Editor of The Dispatch: ' It is very strange that there is so much mis apprehension about a late decision of the Su preme Court upon wbat is known in law as "a separate use trust estate." Surely this de cision could not have been a surprise to any well read lawyer. Such estates bave existed in Pennsylvania since it bas been a Common wealth. A separate use trust is created by deed or will, and is desmned for the protection of tho wifo during coveraturc. It would be very strango indeed if a father could not, in his will, protect bis married daughter from a spendthrift husband. Chief Justice I'arson in a late case says: "It is true the married women's act of lisJS, as it is called, secures to eveiy married woman the legal control of her own estate. But every one knows that it is not a difficult thing for a hus band to swindle his wife out of her separate estato bv his blandishments, or forco it from her by bis brutality. It is done every day. And this is whero the value of a separate use trust comes in to pro tect a married woman from ber ignorance, her folly, or her overweening confidence in her hus band." Such a trust becomes executed upon tho death of the busband, and the widow thereafter has an estate freely alienable. If thn rgal estate devised to a wife is incum bered by a separate use trust, and she desires to bell the same, if it is unproductive she can do so, under the act of 18J-S, and the proceeds of sale can be invested for her and the interest or income therefrom paid to her during her cov erature, and after her husband's death she can receive tho principal absolutely. Witbour any relerence to the case so lately decided by the Supreme Conrt, It can be truly said that a separate use trust is the greatest protection and blessing which the law gives to a married woman. Lex. February 28, 1690. Lnvr Student Defended. To the Editor of Tho Dlspatcl : If J. C. i. had read the Constitution of the United States and its amendments ho would not have waxed so sarcastic at the expense of "Law Student," who is certainly correct in saying that "a child is a citizen if born in the United States." Tho first section of the Four teenth Amendment declares that "all persons horn or naturalized in tho United States and subject to the jurisdiction thereof are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside." A recent writer on tho subject says: "All citizens are not necessarily entitled to tho exercise of tho right of suffrage, for the term 'citizen,' in the constitutional sense of the term, means one who owes the duty of alle giance and is entitled to the correlative right of protection, and it therefore includes persons, who, by reason of sex or ac", may not bo quali fied to vote." Peterson's Federal Restraint on State Action, p 252. There is. moreover, a judicial decision In this State which declares that, for the purpose of voting, a minor becomes of age on the tlay pre- redinc the 21st anniversary of his birth. So that law student is backed by very respectable authority. F. Pittsburg?, March J. Thins Theatrical. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Will you kindly inform mo through your col umns: 1. The size ot the stage in tho Academy of Music, Philadelphia. 2. The size and cost of tho front curtain in the Bijou Theater, Pitts burg. 3. The size of the Bijou stage. P. D. LeechiiUho, March L We havo not measured tho theater stages, nor examined the curtain bills. The managers might tell you. Wrllo to the Congressman. To the Editor or The Dispatch: Can you inform mo as to the time when ap plication can be made to ga on examination for admittance to West Point from this dis trict? I noticed in one of the morning papers that our Congressman had a vacancv to nil. Pittsbubg, March 1. Reader. A Ilnril One for J. C. P. 1 o the Editor of Tbc Dispatch: Will J. C. P. please explain why a youth be tween the ages of 18 and 21 is subjected to mili tary duties if ho is not a citizen until 21 years of age? C. K. Pittsbubg, March 1. At Lcnst S2.000. To the Editor or The Dispatch: Will j oukindly inform me throughyourpaper what a saloonkeeper's bondsmen must be worth, under the Brooks law?". (J. Pittsbuko, March I. C0UN1I COMMITTEE MEEriKG To Fix n Onto for Holillnir Republican Primary Elections. r8PEClA(. TELEGRAM TO THE DISPATCrr.1 Franklix, Pa.. March Z E. W. bmiley, Esq .Chairman of the Republican County Com mittee, returned from attending a meeting of the chairmen of the Republican connty com mittees of Venango, McKean and Warren counties, held in Warren Saturday. The meet ing was for the purpose of fixing' a date for holding the Republican primary elections In tbe several counties of tho Twenty-seventh Con gressional district, as required by tbe rules. Saturday, May 10, was the date selected. It is safe to say that every county in tho district will send delegates to the Republican State Con vention instructed for Senator Delamatcr for Governor. A Convalescent Rumor. From the "WashlnRton Tost. Tbe rumored retirement of Assistant Post master General Clarkson is again convalescent. But tbe chances are that it will be flat on its back in a day or so. Cnrlons Spring Novelty. From the Washington Star. A Senate secret with a nermetical seal on it would be a curious spring novelty in the north wing of tho Capitol. In the Snmo Bonti From the New York Herald. "1 am melting, dearest, melting," is a senti ment which tbe lover and the iceman now hear with varying emotions. MlTBSMffAtfsf JMlfsssTisssBsssBMsissg Vi'i.tTi iMfisMViift&iWinMasssBtBsMSssBBsBMsBWIiftrltsMs 4 SVHn THE SKIESJN MARCH. A Few of tho Wonders Revenled to I lie Eye of the Amateur Auronomcr Tbo Ap proncbing Tqiilnnx Pbnses of Ibe Plant ts Curious Facts About Saturn's ItingM. WHITTEV FOB THE dispatch "pnE sun is now but a few degrees south of the equator. On the 20th he will cross the equator, at which time tho earth will be at that point in it's orbit known as the Vernal Eauinox. To-day tho day's length is 11 hours 21 minutes; the sun rises at 0.51 a. 3T. and sets atCi3p. M. On the 20th the day's length is 12 hours; the sun rises about G28 A. M. and sets about G.2S p. 31. It might have been supposed that he would riso promptly at 6 A. M. on this date and set 12 hours later; but such is not the case. In the first place, the time we use here is 20 minutes 3 seconds faster than local time, so that when our clocks show the time to be 20 minutes 3 seconds after 6 A. a. for example, it is really but 6 o'clock. Moi eovcr, the sun does not keep paco witn our time, being sometimes more tban a quarter of an hour ahead or behind it, and being even with it only twice in tho year. Without explaining more fully, it may be sa'd that this disagreement is due to tho earth's moving in an elliptic orbit about the sun. On the sun dial mounted in the Allegheny Park near the greenhouse will be seen a table shoing how many minutes and seconds tne sun is "olf" for each day In the year. If this table were not given, the time determined by the dial might sometimes be as much as a quarter of an hour slow or fast. 'On the 20th of the month tho sun is 7 minutes 30 seconds behind time, and hente rises at 0.28 a. m., crosses the meridian at 12.23 and sets at 6:23 P.M. Tbo Sun's Face Llttlo Spotted, p bom what the writer has been able to see of the sun, despite the cloudy weather that has prevailed lately, there are no large spots on the disk of his solar majesty at present. This is somewhat unusual, as the period of greatest solar activity is approaching. The time of maximum sunspots comes every 11 years, and will come in 1893. About this time the sun seems to be very active, while midway between these maxima the sun maybe without any spots at all for many days. The period seems to correspond with that of greatest and least electrical disturbance on the earth, pointing to a connection between the two. Mornlnc nnd Evenlnc Stnrs. fyj ebcury will not be visible to the unassisted eve this month. He is morning star, but is too far south and too near tbo sun to be seen. Ho reaches superior conjunction on the 0th of next month. Venus is likewise invisible. She passed superior conjunction in February and is now evening star. On tho last day of the month she sets 50 minutes after tho sun. Her apparent diameter is 10". Mars is morning star, rising just now about 1 A. M. He passes through the constellation Scorpio and enters Ophiuchus. On the night of March 4 Mars passes 6' north of Beta hcorpif. This star is of the third magnitude and may easily be found, being the northernmost of a row of three stars about 4 apart, lying about 8 west of Antares, tbe brighteststar in the southeast heavens at 2 or 3 A. 31. Mars will appear brighter than the three stars, and will resemble Antares in color, as thi3 is a noted red star. Jupiter is morning star, but near the sun and far south, so that he is in poor position for observation. He rises in tbe southeast about 5 A. jr. this morning, and will rise about four minutes earlier eich suc ceeding day. Saturn's Wonderful Rings. Catubn is evening star, rising now about 5 o'clock in the afternoon and remaining visible nearly all night. He is in Leo, two degrees east of Rogulus. There can be no diffi culty in identifying him, as he is the brightest star in the neighborhood. Tbo wonderful rings of Saturn aro still an object of great in terest to the astronomer. These rings resem ble a flat disk, about 100 miles thick and about 165,000 miles in diameter, with a circle cut out of the inside 100,000 miles across in which is placed tbe planet. Tho ring is divided into several parts or separate rings. Tbe innermost of these rings is not s.o bright as the rest; it has, in fact, a nebulous appearance, which led to it getting tho name of the "crape ring." The question as to whether these ring3 could remain in equilibrium bas had the attention of mathematicians since the time of La Place. They cannot be solid, and it is thought they must be composed of a vast number of satellites, too small and close together to be seen separately. It bas been thought that the inner ring is closing up and will finally fall upon tho planet. If it does It will mako a giant hail storm, a little too grand for tbe Saturnian inhabitants to ap preciate. Uranus nnd Xepinne. Uranus is evening star, rising about 9.30 in the evening. He Is in Virgo, about 5 east of Spica, in R. A. 13 hours 38 minutes, dec. 9 34' south. Neptune 13 evening star. He is in the constellation Taurus, about half way between tho Pleiades and Hyades. He cannot be seen with tho naked eye, but may be easily found with a good telescope mounted with circles from the following position: R. A. 4 hours .00 minutes, dec. 18 57' nortn. Bert. E. V. Lutt. Alleghem", March L THE DKEA1I NOT FULFILLED. Sirs. Cyrns Gnston Stll'l Lives, In Splto of Prophetic Visions. Washington. Pa., March 2. Mrs. Cyrus Gaston, of Finleyville, is still alive and well, although she and her neighbors confidently ex pected her to dio ten days ago. when she was a girl 12 years of age, 52 years ago, sho dreamed that she would die on the 19th of February, 1MK). Tho date was strongly impressed on ber. Sho dreamed that an angel, with a pencil dipped in fire, wrote the date across a black curtain, and then pulling aside the pall, showed her a coffin, and within its satin lined cushions she saw her self. Her maiden name was McVey, but when the coflin lid was raised she saw tbe name "Gaston" on a silver plate, and this only made her think Jt was only a foolish fancy. Bat ten years afterward she married Cyrus Gaston, and on her wedding night she dreamed tbe dream again: saw the coflin scene once more, and this time the name "Gaston" seemed a prophecy fulfilled. The night after her baby daughter was born, now grown to womanhood, she dreamed it all over again, repeated it like a photograph, with out change of a single feature or coloring. This made an impression on her mind not to be disregarded. Last week letters of farewell were written to her friends, and every preparation made for tho fateful 19tb. 'Squire Harper was called and wrote ber will. She prepared for death and the funeral, but sho had the courago of faith and went on tbo even tenor of ber wav, doing household work as usual and spend ing'her leisure in quiet meditation. The 19th is long past, Mrs. Gaston is as well as ever, still alive and happy, and nothing camo of the dream. SCEANTOM'S FREE LIBRARY. A movement to Equip Ibe Albright Memo rlnl Institution. Scranton, March 2. The people of Scran ton have taken hold of the equipment of tho Albright Memorial Library with an earnestness that promises a fond of at least J50.000. This gift, which. is provided by the children of Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Albright as a free public library, contemplates tho transfer to tbo city of the homestead property of the family, which will be replaced during this year by Joseph Albright, Jr., of Buffalo, with a suitable build ing costing 575,000. baturday night a public meeting was held, Melvil Dewev, Litrarian ot the Stato of Now York; Ex-Judge Alfred Hand, Colonel H. M. Boies, Hon. T. V. Fowderly and John E. Bar rett, editor of tbe Truth, being tbe speakers. Subscriptions to the equipment fund were made at the close of tbe meeting amounting to jlO.bOO. which, with pledges seenred by a Board of Trade committee, make tbe total sum raised for the purchase of books over $30,000. Duty on Coffee Imposed, San Salvador, March 2. Congress has issued a decree that from the 26th nit. a duty of $1 per qui atal be imposed on all coffee exported during one year, the proceeds to bo used in tho reconstruction of the National Palace. MARCH. Light-footed March, wild maid of Spring, Your frolic footsteps hither stray. Smiles blent with tears will April bring Tls April's sentimental way But vour wild winds with laughter ring. While young and old your will obey; A moment here, then on the wing. Coquettish March, what games you play I I know a maid as blithe as you Child of the Ice-King and the Sun At her fair leet fond lovers woo: She flouts and Jeers them, every one. And then she smiles once more they sue; Then blows she cold they are undone. Oh .March! could you or she be true. Then all were naught, so you were won. Louise Chandler Moulton in Ladies'1 Home Journal, A BEAL1I OF FACT AND FANCY Explored by the Multitudes of Dispatch Rrndera Ycsterdny. The man or woman who read the triple issue of The DisrATCli jesterdav cared pot for the chilling bl ists of a belated winter and heeded not the flakes of snow that burned to seek hiding places in chinks and crevices, as if ashamed of being three months behind sched ule time. An easy chair beside a grate glow ing with the bright flames of nature's fuel, and a copy of The Sunday Dispatch, with its full and gossipy record of the current events of the world and the choicest gems of literature, embracing almost every conceivable subject, illustrated by talented artists, placed the reader beyond the reach at a March blizzard, aud allowed the least imaginative mind to roam uutrammeled through pleasant paths. The contents of tbo 20 pages covered a wide range of subjects, the more striking being mentioned below. I. The news from across the ocean was more than usuallv interesting. In England La- bonchere charged the Government with con niving in the escape from tbe country of the titled principals in the recent scandal. For this he was suspended from the House of Com mons. The Home Rulers declare their confi dence in the ultimate success of their cause. The recent Socialist victories in Germany have rather nonplussed the Emoeror, and has re sultetl iu the restoration of Bismarck's ascend ency over that monarch. The prospects for the success of the International Labor Con gress are not very bright, and a Cabinet crisis has arisen in Franco over the question of send ing a delegate to the conference. An investi gation into the affairs of the Boston wool firm of Brown, Theeso & Clark, which recently failed. John Griscom, a New York in ventor, after spending a fortune on experiments, ended his life by inhaling illuminating gas. A Dispatch cor respondent interviewed State Factory Inspec tor Martin at Philadelphia, and the latter stated that he would soon have his office in working order to correct the many abuses known to exist. The Baltimore and Ohio Is reported to be trying to gain access to Chicago in order to compete with tho Pennsylvania lines for busi ness west of Pittsburg. A prominent New York engineer intimates that New Orleans is In danger of being wiped out by the flood. Pringlo reviews at length tbe situation in tbe sporting world. Peter Pnddy defeats C. E. McClelland in a three-mile footrace for 750 a side at Recreation Park, while Wizard Scbaefer is defeated by Slosson in the big billiard tournament at New York. A test case by the Cleveland League Club against John Strieker and AI Johnson is instituted. II. Edward S. Stuart, of Philadelphia, is men tioned locally as a candidato for the Presidency of tbe National League of Republican Clubs, Geologist E. C. Beardslcy gives his reasons for bis faith in the future of Allegheny county as an oil field. President Samuel Gompers, of the American Federation of Labor, pauses m Pittsburg to speak of the progress of the eight-hour movement. Tbe strike at the Glass ville Glass Works has been satisfactorily settled. The views of our city educators on the use of the rod upon refractory pnpils are given at length. A lively contest is inaugur ated npon tbe Southside for the position of Police Magistrate. Both sides of a sensational story about the We3tmghouse Airbrake Com pany are given. Iir. The first of a series of intensely interesting papers by Roger Casement, describing Stan ley's wanderings in Central Africa, appeared in tbis issue. W. A. Boyce describes Claud Stan ford's career from farmhand to millionaire. The ancient drinking bouts of Erin are depict ed by Brenan. Julius A. Truesdell writes in terestingly about statesmen who ride to hounds. Oliver Optic gives advice to boys on choosing a profession. Edward Bellamy, the famous author of "Looking Backward," dis cusses nationalism. Wilf. P. Pond describes some wonderful bicycles for traversing land, water ana air. Inspector Byrnes talks enter tainingly about criminals and their methods. Scenes on the Gold Coast of Africa are vividly pictured by Claire A. Orr. Bill Nye gives his own peculiar views on tbe theories of Delsarte. and Theodore Stanton talks about literary French women. Experts discuss the proper method of popping the question, and Faunio D. Ward relates some incidents of horseback travel in Central America. Other notable writers who conlribnted articles of in terest were Rev. George Hodges, Hepburn Johns, Bessie Bramble, .Frank G. Carpenter, Mis3 Grnndy, Jr., B. P. Shillaber, Shirley Dare, Paysle, Clara Belle and Henry Norman. The current Installments ot "Beatrice," by H. Rider Haggard, and "Come Forth," by Elizabeth Stuart Phcips, continue to increase the interest already felt in these romances. ONE OF THE 'FINEST. Tho Dispatch Holds n Position That Is Sec ond to None. From the Jcflcrsonian Democrat.! When speaking of tho newspapers of Penn sylvania one of the first referred to is The PiTTsnur.o Dispatch The paper has earned a position that is second to none m tbe matter of giving its readers all the news of the day in tbe most readable form. It employs all the ordinary agencies for gathering news, and be side, bas its own bureaus at all prominent points, thus enabling it to always be at the bead of its competitors. Tbe Sunday edition is a most popular favorite with the masses. It is a monster magazine of tho day in which tho choicest literary productions are found, as well well as tbe latest news and other special feat ures. The Dispatch is increasing its facili ties to meet the demand npon it, and will, with the introduction of new presses, etc, have a plant surpassed by few newspapers. It may always be depended upon to keep abreast of the time'. .PLANTING WHITE FISH. One Hundred Thousand Fry trnt to tho Small Lakes in tbe Dfonntnlns. ISPECIAL TELEGRAM TO TnE DISPATCH.! Eric March 2. The State Commissioners are planting tho 10.000.000 white fish which are being hatched In the Erie hatchery. The Commis slonerswill make a trial of raising white fish in the inland lakes ot the State. Ono hundred thousand fry bate been sept to the small lakes in the mountains iu the vicinity of Scranton, Pa. The Erie hatchery will be devoted this spring to the batching of wall-eyed and blue pike, for the stocking of tte wat-rs of the interior of the State. Tho roe will bo obtained at Sandusky. No Facilities for Immersion. From the Akron Republican.! A Pennsylvania man convicted of murder and sentenced to be hanged, insists on immer sion before his execution. As tbe Sheriff bas no warrant to remove his prisoner from tbo jail and no facilities for immersion in the jail, be is In a quandary. Such scrupulousness on the part of a murderer is rare. COMMENTS OX THE FAIR. Atlanta Constitution: Tom Piatt should be made director general of the World's' Fair at Chicago. He did it with his little battle-ax. A Kentucky paper leads an editorial: "No Politics in It," referring to the choice of Chi cago. Thisprovesitagain. When aKentuckian asks for It and wants it ho generally likes it straight. Boston Herald: Chicago is just howling itself hoarse with delight about tho fair. Per haps by and by it will be howling the other way about the cost. Chicago dances, and must pay the piper. Piiovidence Journal: There is a growing suspicion that, the Government will sanction no World's Fair for 1S92. and thero is another growing sentiment that if it does it will choose Washington for its site. Eoston Herald: The tidings come from Chi cago that her citizens are intoxicated with suc cess. So long as they don't take anything else with this beverage tbe country is safe. It is mixed drinks that are an abomination. Washington JPost: Congressman Pendle ton voted for Chicago, but Chicago did not vota for Congressman Pendleton. Citizen Pendleton Is now engaged in reflecting on the Windy City's defects in tbe matter of reciprocity. ST. Louis Ulobe Dispatch: A great many of the Missouri papers are trying to mako it ap pear that Chairman Jones, of the St. Louis Committee, is the cause of"tlie failure of St. Louis to secure tbe fair. This is a mistake. Jones is at present the champion ass of tbe United States, but St. Louis would not bave secured the fair, even If it had placed a man of brains at the head of Its committee. COKIOUS CUSDE5SATI05S. The gardens of Santa Monica are full of ripe blackberries. The United States Government has paid out in round fUnrts S 1.000,000,000 in pensions sinco the beginuiug of tbe Civil War. The negro has gained 75 per cent in property during the last decade, while the) average gain ba3 been only 50 per cent. T. Johnson, of Englewood, Humboldt County, California, owns a calf with three horns. Tbe animal has two more started. There is a girl in Caldwell who' can put a wholo egg in hpr month and close ber montn over it, and sne is not a bad-Iookinggirl, either. Mr. Eichardson, of the Maryland Lower House, says he can get LO.00O signatures in Bal timore to have any member of tbe Legislature hanged. A statistician calulates that the total tonnago of the world, steam and sail, is. in round numbers 21,000,000, of which 50 per cent is British. Russell Sage, who makes a heartr meal off a piecp of ginger bread and an pple. Is said to havo subscribed 50,000 to the funds of a church he attends. A doctor of Cremona, with a large band of peasants from its neighborhood, has just started for Uruguay, where he proposes to es tablish them as an exclusively Socialist colony. An inmate of a lunatic asvlum in Bres cia. Italy, was released on February L after a seclusion of 40 years. Oaring this period his cost to the institution footed uo more than 5,000. The mother of Homily, a famous Indian Chief, died last week at the Umatilla reserva- tion. She was the oldest woman in Oregon, be ing 113 years of age. Homily is 73 years old, and bis mother was 40 wben be was born. A cottonwood tree about 100 feet long his straddled the second piers from the north end of Sacramento river bridge at Anderson, and unless cut away before tbe next rise in the river may do serious damage to tnat structure. It is said that four years after the fight at Chickamauga the battlefield shone like bright moonlight, even on tbe darkest nights. Tho light came from the phosphorescent ex halations of the decaying bones of the heaped up dead. A little girl, 5 years old, has arrived in Paterson, N. J., having traveled by rail alone from Saginaw, Mich. Tbe child, at the request of her father, was shipped as express matter. with a tag about her neck giving her name and destination and also the key of her trunk. A lawyer in Pennsylvania was badger ing a woman during tbe cross-examination, when she charged him with having sent his father to the poorhonse, robbed his mother and deserted bis first wife, and the lawyer grew so quiet that a pin could bave been beard to drop. The Florida sponge fleet has done ex ceedingly well this winter. The weather has been favorable and the supply is inexhaustible, as tbey grow as fast as they are gathered. Some ot the sponges aro as large as a nail keg. One boat gathered 3,000 in a few days. Tne famous old mountain fortress of Asirgarb, which was formerly regarded as one of tbe principal defenses of Central India, a about to be dismantled. It stands on tbe sum mit of an almost inaccessible mountain, and has many interesting and romantic historical associations. A Georgia man who had to have his leg amputated refused to be rendered unconscious that he might realize and describe tbe sensa tions. He says that the only hurt was when the knife struck tbe nerves. After it got into tbo meat there was no particular feeling, and he didn't "holler" when the saw worked away at the bone. It is said that the number of pearl oysters collected last year at the Ceylon fisher ies will barely cover tho cost of bringing tbem from tho sea bottom. One reason for tbe fall ing off In tbe returns, is the circumstance of a shark carrying off one of tbe divers. His fellow workmen, fearing the same ghastly fate, re fused to enter tbo water. A Congo native, who has been taught to read and write, has just sent a letter, his first, to the Archbishop of Canterbury. It is as fol lows: "Great and Good Chief of the Tribe of Christ, greeting: Tne humblest or yourservauu kisses the hem of your garment, and beg4 you. to send to bis fellow servants more gosp.l and less rum. In tbe bonds of Cbrist, Ugallo." The new cantilever bridge across the Colorado river, 13 miles below Needles, CaL, will reqnire 3,200,C00 pounds of iron to complete it. It rests upon two massive stono piers that aro C5 feet below the bed of tbc river, and the center span is the longest unsupported one in the world 600 feet between the cantilevers. The contractors expect to havo the bridge finished by May 1. D. W. Felshfield and C. Dent, two En glishmen who set out to tbo Caucasus to search for some clue to tho fate of Donkin and Fox, tho English explorers who were lost there soma time ago. bave returned and report that the lost men set out to ascend Mount Dychtall. which Is nearly 17,000 feet high. Tbe searchers attained nearly 11,000 fee', wben tbey came npon tho last camping place of the unfortunate men. At a late.meeting of ike Eoyal Botanic Society an interesting sweet-scented fern from tho society's garden was exhibited. The per fume closely resembles that of fresh bay, and, like it, is retained after the frond is dry, and lists lor many months if not years, imparting its fragrance to anything in contact with it. Tbe secretary thonght it might bo grown as a source of perfume by amateurs, If not commer cially. At an examination for speed certifica'es held at tho London Phonetic Shorthand Writers' Association on tho 30th of January, Mr. Bernard de Bear, of tbe Metropolitan School of shorthand, London, successfully ac complished the task of writing from dictation 2.C00 words of ordinary newspaper matterin tea minutes (being at tbe rata of 200 words per minute), and afterward correctly transcribing bis notes. An extensive society in Vienna, devoted to Pan-Germanism, is engaged in diffusing tha German language among tbo opposing nation alities of the Austrian empire. Its efforts ara at present being concentrated against the Slavs of Bohemia, Moravia and Styria, as it was found necessarv to abandon the attempt to eradicate the Italian language in those of tha empire's provinces where its vitality bas always been strong and is now increasing. WITH THE POINTED END UP. "Mr quondam friend," said the orator. Order! Order!" cried his hearers. "Skip tbe profanity," whispered the Modera tor. Aew lork Ann. "I'm no sardine," said the Maine herring; but they pnt him in a box all tbe same, with French name on mm tnat ne comun't i.ave pro nounced to save his spine. Jue. Modern Dialogue "Arrange my hair, Fellclc, while I take a lunch." "Very well, madame; wbat color will you wear?" "My black hair; I am going to a funeral." Le Figaro. Young Mr. Scheinstein Do you dine dot marriage vas a vallure, Oncle Moses?" Uncle Moses Off you make monlsb py marrying. It vas as goot as a vallure, my poj.Jtouetl Citizen. A farm journal advises: "Save the nicest eggs for Incubation." This is valuable aavfee. Any old back number egg Is good enough for the barn-storming "Hamlet" combination. Korrls tovm Herald. Boss You run the place for a few weekj and let me be bartender. Bartender Whatjer want to do that for? Boss I'd like to bave a crack at the profits. Kew lork Sun. Not Prompt in His Payment Gilhooly Pat, yez 'ud betther be lookln' afther Brophy. lie do be tellln' me he has a tnrrlble grudge fur nlnst yez. Cuddlby Musha. who cares' Brophy nlver paid me annytblng be owed me yet! Mrs. Figg Is Mr. Peck at the lodge this evening? Mrs. N. Peck-No: he's downtown getting drunk. I always let him have this dayfor bis own enjoyment. It's our wedding anniversary, yon know. lerre Haute Express. Dreadful "Why did you leave your last place?" "The missus called mc names." " hat did she call you."' "She said 1 were a domestic, mum; and me as hard-workin' ana honest a woman as ever lived. Harper's Bazar, Father My son, you must not dispute with your mother In that way. Boy-But she's in the wrong. Father That rnes no difference, and yoa might as well learn, my child, once for all, that when a lady says a thing Is so. It Is so, even If It Isn't to.-Pick-Ste-Up Too Awfully AwfuL Boston Mother Why. my child, yoa look very much evcltcd. What Is the matter' Boston Daughter-Nothing, mother, nothing. Boston Mother Hut that explanation does not satisfy me. 1 must liave.an answer. Boston Daughter (hoarsely)- Well, then, mother, the beans are burned to a crisp Rochtt Ur Vast-Express.