w . . A THE FEDTSBTJRGr -DISPATtJH, STJNTAY, PEBRTTAKT 2, 1890'. 19- OLD AGE CHEEBFDL Symposium by Famous Contributors Upon the Close of Mortal Being. YEESES FROM TWO AGED POETS. Whitman Says the End Comes Soothingly and EefresMnglj. MATERIALISTIC VIEWS OP ZOLA umi'iuii roE Tin dispatch.! Two poets hare lately pnl forth, almost simultaneously, verses containing a singu larly similar thought. John G. Whittier, in his 83d year, writes of himself as on a chore hearing "the solemn monotone ot waters calling unto" him. Allred Tenny son, past 80, rhymes of an embarkation upon a flood that will bear him "from out our bourne of Time and Place." The stanzas re quoted in the article contributed by that other "good, pray poet," Walt "Whitman, to the original symposium which we present herewith to our readers. "Whitman's own words of prase and poetry are pregnant with pathos, but illumined by a cheerful view of death in old age. In contrast is the mater ialistic view of the subject taken by Etnlle Zola, while from the pen of Ella Diets Clymer, President of Sorosls, we get a Christian mystic's ideas, and from Frank Fyall a most peculiar and whimsical ac count of an old man who grew youthful un til he relapsed into babyhood. THE POET'S CAPTION. X Death. Bnnqnrt Fresh Pick'd January 1S90 br Walt Whitman. Death too great a subject to be treated eo indeed the greatest subject and yet I am giving you but a few random lines, col lecteana, about it as one writes hurriedly ot the last part of a letter to catch the clos ing mail. Only I trust the lines, especially the poetic bits quoted, may leave a lingering odor of spiritual heroism afterward. For I am probably fond of viewing all the great themes indirectly.and by sideways and sug gestions. Certainly music from wondrous voices or skillful players then poetic glints ctill more put tbe soul in rapport with death, or toward it. Hear a strain from Tennvson's late "Crossing the Bar:" Twilight ana evening bell. And after that tbe dark: And may there be no sadness of farewell, When I embark; For tho' from oar bourne or Time and Place Tbe floods may bear me fur, I hope to see my Pilot .face Jo face, When I have crost the bar" Am I starting the sail-crafts of poets in line? Here, then, a quartain of Phry- sichus long ago to one of old Athen's tar vontes: Thrice happy SophoclesI In pood old age, Bices' d as a man, and as a craftsman bless d, He died; his many tragedies were fair. And fair bis end, nor knew be any sorrow." A happy (to call it so) and easy death is at least as nyich a physiological result as a psychological one. The foundation of it really begins before birth, and thence is directly or indirectly shaped and affected, even constituted, by everything from that minute till the time of its occurrence. And yet here is something ("Whittier's "Burning llriltwood") of an opposite coloring: " T know the solemn monotone Of waters calling unto me; I Know from hence tbe airs bare blown, That wnisper of tb' Eter .al Sea; As low my tires of driftwood burn X hear that Sea's deep sounds increase, And. fair In sunset lizht. discern Its mirage-lilted Isles of Peace." Like an invisible breeze after a long and sultry day, death sometimes sets in at last, Boothingly and refreshingly, almost vitally. In not a lew cases the termination even ap pears to be a sort of ectasy. Oi course there are painful deaths, but I do not believe such is tbe general rule. Of the man r hundreds I myself saw die in the field anl hospitals during the Secession War the cases of marked suffering or agony in extremis were very rare. (It is a curious suggestion of im mortality that the mental and emotional powers remain in their clearest througb all, while the senses of pain and flesh-volition are blunted or even gone.) Then to give the following, and cease belore the thought jrets threadbare: 'o finale to the shore! How, laud life, finale and farewelll Now, Voyager, departl (much, much for thee is yet in store:) ' Often enough hast thou adventured o'er tho seas. Cautiously cruislnc. studying the charts, Duly again to port, and hawser's tie, returning. But now obey thy cherished, secret wish, Embrace thy friends leave all in order: To port, and hawser's tie, no more returning, Depart upon thy endless cruise, old Sailor! "Wait Wmrmi. HUEETING OUT OP LIFE. Zola Il7 Strrss Upon Manr Folks' Impa tience for Death. Serenity in old age is beautiful, but Eomeof us find life too hard to bear until we reach that tranquility. All around me here in Paris is evidence of this distaste for life, this craving for the rest of the grave. An epidemic of suicide has sprung up like a plague coming no one knows whence. On some days the list mounts up to ten suicides, while the average number is two or three. Never has the contagion of death eeemed to claim so many victims. Some, in their misery or madness, throw themselves from the bridges. Others prefer the rope. Of poisoning there are fewer instances; only women still swallow laudanum or the phosphorus from a bundle of matches, although the latter is sometimes s successful means of suicide. Women, too, sometimes open the arteries while in the bath, and death puts them gently to sleep under the tepid water. A girl ot 16 years, driven mad by disappointment in "love, chose last week to die in this way. As to charcoal, it remains tbe solace of the poor, a cheap and ever ready cure for all the ills of hie. "Whenever an odor of burning issues from under a door in the .faubourgs inhabited by the working people, the first cry ie, "Suicidel" They break in the door, and sometimes arrive in time to save some poor wretch struggling in the agonies of death. Suicide bv the knife is more rare, lor it requires too "much courage to plunge a gleaming blade into the flesh. .A more suitable weapon is tbe pistol; it demands only a slight movement of the finger even a .nervous contraction of tbe muscles will suffice. Moreover, in case the revolner is used, if the first shot miss fire there are still four or five balls to com plete the work. Last of all, the public monuments are so longer used for this deadly purpose. Scarcely one or two in stances, each year, can be cited of persons who have thrown themselves down to the pavement from the towers of Notre Dame, or from the summit of the Colnmn Yen dome, and only the closest precaution has saved the Eiffel Tower from suicidal popu larity. It U a fine death this tremendous jump, this leap into space thus to plunge into tbe vortex of eternity. One woman, after eight days vainly spent in seeking for work, obtained on credit a bushel of charcoal, to which she set fire, and then-lay down, clasping in her arms her two little children. Tne next day the three corpses were found, stiff and livid, and locked in a close embrace. Two old people of 80 years, husband and wife, in their despair refused to wait until death should come to them; they were eager to go, and they wished to go together, so they in flicted horrible wounds upon themselves with a razor. That a man in full vigor, urged on by the tumult of the blood in bis veins, should wish to check the beat ing of his heart, can be easily under stood; but at the suicide of an old man we feel a sense of revolt we ask the reason for so much impatience when the miseries oi life are already drained to the dregs, and when it requires only one mo 2 effort of courage to await the end. Still, something sadder than the suicide of an old person is tbe suicide of a child. It fills the heart with the most profound pity. Before a child kills Itself it must have felt the sor rows of a man; and we vainly try to conceive all the abominable workings of that young brain, ending in tbe conclusion that death is inevitable. It is hope destroyed; it is the tree cut off at the root life out raged and disowned. The scourge has fallen even upon the children. One poor little fellow, 10 years old, drowned himself be cause he had been dismissed by his em ployer, and dared not go home to his parents, who would beat him. Another boy hanged himselt from jealousy, because people pre ferred his sistt' to himself. Lastly, a school boy 12 years old knotted the fatal cord about his neck without any apparent reason. It was. perhaps a death from philosophy, be cause life had alreadvbecome a weariness. "What a burden this life is! How eagerly men cast it aside? The very street arabs will have none of it They kill themselves in contempt of its joys, without even wait ing to know them. The aged are filled with regret for having lived, and refuse to live loneer. All go together in the same loathing for existence, and with but the de sire for the quiet rest of the cemetery, where the May sun warms the graves. EiiiLE Zola. A HAN REVERSED. Singular Phenomena Which Attended an Old Gentleman's Experiment. A man who dwells no matter where Beloves a maiden living there; And he would wed her if be could. And she could let him. if she would, "Without ado or fuss, Or high degree of rarity. Their added ages are not great, Yet, when computed separate, A short half century between His sixty years and her sixteen, Howe'er it seems to us. She deems too much disparity. A potion learns he bow to mix That will a man in ace transfix, to never any oiaer prow In vital vim or visual show: One swallow Is enough Of this ontpnt of alchemy. But 'tis a bnmper that he tips "With shaking hands to trembling lips. "So baste tbe maiden's years," says be, "Until she catches up to me" And gulps quite all the stuff Bo curious in chemistry. Els overdose takes more effect Than anyone conld well expect. Phenomenally from that day Time flies for him the other way, And he. a man reversed. Moves back toward juvenility. His visage smoothes its wrinkles oat, His joints forget rheumatic gout. While one by one be riddance makes Of olden crochets, qualms and quakes, And by no ills accursed, is jolly in agility. When fourscore birthdays he can count His age is ball tho right amount; For it is plain to all concerned His years to forty have returned. While she is thirty-six And not averse to marriage. Although the time is come when he By hearse conveyed to church should be, He takes the ride another way, Notruesomely, but blithe and gay; Not in a funeral fix. But in a bridal carriage. The kind of retrograded life That he is leading, while bis wife Grows old as other people do. Soon makes him younger of the two; To turn himself about He tries and fails teetotaily; All doses counteractive lack Effect upon bis set-aback. N o drugs tbat he can blend will send Him toward his normal latter end His efforts past a doubt Aro failures antidotally. At length, together with his son. He comes of ace at twenty-one. And tnovintr backward through his teens. He re-enacts bis youthful scenes He is a boy once more. And to his grandchild brotherly. His wife, as he regains his past, Acquires her future quite as fast; Till he an urchin is at play. And she a matron old aud gray; The bridal pair r. f yore, Get infantile andmotuerly. "When added to her sweet sixteen The signs of threescore more are seen, This strancest of subtractive freaks Brings sixty years to sixty weeks; Ihey are unmated quite. With each dear former tie awry, let ""token bonds srive place to new, And as we bid the two adieu. In cradle and in rocking-chair They are no inharmonious pair; And for a fond good-night They slug agoo and lullaby. Fbank FTALL. AN ENEMY AND A FRIEND. The President of Sorosls Takes Dual View ol Death. Adam's act of disobedience not only caused bis body to become corruptible, and finally to return to the dust from which it was taken, bnt through that act his soul be came unfit to dwell in paradise; unfit to walk among those living trees and beside those four rivers of water. The Garden of Eden remained unchanged, but he conld no longer behold it He, created its lord, designed to have dominion over all things, is driven forth, and the gateway guarded by Cherubim, armed with swords of fire. The first Adam, the living soul, is bound to a body destined to perish. "Dying ye shall die" was the penalty pronounced upon him. This is the death which came into the world by "the envy or the devil." This is the death with which we should make no covenant. This is the last enemy which has to be overcome. The "adoption of the body" is the last vic tory which is to be won over the flesh and the devil. To one whose life has been spent beside living waters and beneath the olive tree, shall not death come at last as the great de liverer? The strong angel whose mission it is to loose the silver cord and break the golden bowl? If life is spent in waging war against error in battling for truth, mav not one hope to hear at the end "the soft comforting song" that the pilgrim sang to Sin tram: Beath comes to set thee free; Oh, meet bim cheerily As thy true fiend. And all thy fears shall cease, And In eternal peace Tby penance end. Shall not such an one die, as we are told by tradition tbat Moses did, from the kiss of God? "This kiss a union of the soul with the substance from which it emanated." Is there not yet a greater triumph foretold in the words, "We shall not all sleep, but we shall be changed." Is there not a victory yet to be won over the last enemy when this mortal shall put on immortality without go ing through the gateway of death, when death is swallowed up in victory? So let me write "The Song of Holy Death:" Shall it be soon, sweet Lord? Shall it be soonT Fade now the stars away. The sun, the moon. Fade too; I only see Thy risen light, I onlr see Thv face, than stars more briebt. Links nowmy soul In death's entrancing swoon, My brightest day Floods with its splendor life's completestnoon. Shall it be swift; dear friend: Shall it be swtltT The holy moment stay, Or sword uplift In ancel handsT I saw It flash and gleam In swift fulfilment of my life's long dream I thought to clasp at once the precious gift It fades away. Then flashes bright once more through cloudy Is the day near, my Spouser Is the day near? My holy marriage dayT Shall it appear With Btreaks of light faint glimmering in the eastT Shall earth awake as to a dad new feast Where not one eye shall shed a crystal tear, Ivor one band lay ' A wieath of sorrow on my bridal bier? Though it be far, dear Lord. Though it be far, Tet it shall surely come; Bright luminous star Of promise flash in my bine flrmament The day is past, the night perchance far spent The east is glowing with a crimson bar Star, call me home Through whirlwind, rushing steeds and flerr car. Ella Dixtx Cltxes. THE HOLLA'KDISCHE DAME. TJB course lay up a smooth canal Throngh tracts ot velvet green, And through the shade that windml 1 Is made, And pastnre lands between. Tbe kins bad canvas on their backs To temper a u tumn's spite. And everywhere there was an air Of comfort and de light. My wife, dear philo sophic soull Saw hers whereof to prate: "Vain fools are we across the sea To boast ournobler state! Go north or south or east or west ) Or wheresoe'er you please, CNsi vTob shall not find what's here combined Equality and easel "How tidy are these honest homes In every part and nook The menfolk wear a pros perous air, The women bappy look. Seeing the peace that smiles around, I would our land were such Think as you may, Fm free to say I would we were the Dutchr' Just then we overtook a boat (The Golden Tulip hlehD Big with the weight of mot ley freight, It was a goodly sight) Meynheer van Blarcom sat on deck. With pipe in lordly pose. And with his son of twenty one He played at dominoes. vp fa? mmzt Then quoth my wife: "How fair to see This sturdy, honest man Beguile all pain and lust of gain With whatso joys he can; Methinks his spouse is down below Beading a kerchief gay A babe, mayhap, lolls in her lap, In the good old Milky Way. "Where in the land whence we ramn from Is there content like this-. Where such disdain of sordid gain. Such sweet domestlo bliss? A homespun woman L this land Delights me overmuch Think as you will and argue still I like the honest Dutch!" And then my wife mido end of speech Her voice stuck in her throat, For, swinging around the turn, we found "What motor moved the boat; Hitched up in towpath harness there Wasneitherhorsenor cow. But the buxom frame of a Hollandische dame Meynheer van Blar cotn's Iran. Eugene Field, in Chi. eago tfewi. OSTRICHES IN AMERICA. The Bird Brought to California Fopular Errors Dispelled. Et. Nicholas. There are certain old traditions about the ostrich which, I have been told by the owner of the California ranch, are falla cious. He says that the ostrich does not bury his head in the sand and imagine he is unobserved by his enemies. On the contrary, he is a very pugnacious bird and always ready for a light. Nor does the female ostrich lay her eggs in the sand for tbe sun to hatch them. To do them justice, they are quite domestic, and deserve a better reputation. Nor is the ostrich ever used for riding, as he has an exceptionally weak back; any person might break it with a blow from any ordinary cane. The 22 birds brought to our California ranch trusted to their instinct and laid their eggs during the California winter, which corresponded to their summer south of the equator. It being the rainy season, their nests were filled with water and the eggs were chilled; so the.first season of their American sojourn was a failure. The ostrich makes its nest by rolling in the sand and scooping out a hole about six feet in diameter.and, excepting an incubator house, the California ranch requires no buildings for the use of the birds, though the land is divided off into pens fenced In, each about an acre in extent, for tbe use or' tbe breeding birds, every pair occupying one such inclosure. The ostriches live upon alfalfa and corn. Alfalfa is a grass cultivated all over the ranch; it resembles our clover, and grows to a crop six times a year. PAGAN BOB FINED. When He Wanted tbo Court to Lend It Relented. New York Herald. Colonel Robert G. Ingersoll would never be suspected of being a respecter of persons, for he has such a free aud easy way of dis coursing upon religious matters. His legal protege was Judge Puterbaugh, then a judge of the Circuit Court at Peoria, 111. Upon one occasion, while the judge was en gaged in fining a spectator for contempt of court, Ingersoll offered some gratuitous ad vice, which was resented with some show of indignation. Ingersoll retaliated by hint ing that when the Court was fishing in a political way after the ermine he had not been so chary about accenting advice. This warmed the old man up in earnest,and he at once imposed upon the presumptuous advo cate a fined f 10 and costs. Ingersoll fumbled in his pockets lor a moment, then walked up to the oar with outstretched hand and said: "Puterbaugh, lend me $101" The stern expression ot the Court never relaxed for an instant Turning to the clerk he said: "Mr. Clerk, let the record show that Mr, Ingersoll's fine is remitted. Peoria county- - J can better attorn to low ?iu than x can. JSP -r I 1 irxXuzHjjfrjjjjf " 3?l Trllwfffilr'f'W'. J' a (' i AGE OFJTHE GBOOM. Bessie Bramble's Idea of When Men Should Take Their Brides. LUCK IK LEISURE A GOOD ADAGE. Lessons From the Lives of Great Men of This and Other Times. WHEN MAI WEDS BLEAK DECEMBER rWSITTXK TOE TUX PI8M.TCK.1 The papers and magazines for a long time have been harping upon the subject of "At "What Age Shall Girls Marry?" and since there appears to be no concern manifested as to the other party in the transaction of mar riage, it would seem as if the "beloved brethren" had either been neglected or over looked. It may, perhaps, have been a fore gone conclusion as we gather from the many given opinions upon the matter of the bride's age that man has all seasons for his own in marriage; that he can safely and happily marry whether young and green, staid and middle-aged, or old and well stricken in years, as he is so constantly doing in daily experience. A wise man of old made answer to the question of when a man should marry: "A young man not yet, an elder man notatall;" and Socrates, more famous as a philosopher, said oat of the depths of his experience: "Let a man take which course he will, be will be sure to repent." The sonorous Dr. Johnson, who married a widow older than himself and, as described a homely no bodygives comfort and courage to his fellow men by telling them tbat "Marriage is the best state for men in general, and every man is a worse man in pro portion, as he is unfit for the married state, and that though matri mony may have some pain, celibacy has few pleasures." He, moreover, adds that "mar riage is the strictest tie of perpetual friend ship, and there can be no friendship with out confidence, and no confidence without integrity, aud be must expect to be wretched who pays to riches or beauty that regard which only virtue can claim." SOME QUESTIONABLE EVIDENCE. Johnson's marriage at 27 seems to have been his first streak of luck, for with his wife he received a small fortune, and found in her a fond and faithful companion and friend. Addison, however, has said sweeter and more charming things of marriage than eVen Johnson, bat he did not marry until over 40, and then, as related, his marriage of rank and wealth proved to be, as Thack eray calls it, "a splendid and dismal union," or in other words, a failure. Lord Bacon has written learnedly on the married and single state, and his remarks tbat "wife and children are a discipline to humanity," that "he that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune,for they are impediments to great enterprises either of virtue or mischief," and that "unmarried men are best friends, best masters, best servants, but not best subjects," are often qnoted as most reasonable and prolound. But as he de ferred marriage until the age of 45 and then married a woman beneath him in rank for the purpose alone of securing her money, of which the law gave him every penny, it is plain that his views were not founded upon, or modified much by, his own per sonal experience. Milton's marriage at the age of 35 to a bright young wife whom be treated so harshly that she left him and went home to her parents, gave the text for his "Essays on Divorce," in which he showed not only the mettle of his mind, bat his low opinion of women as well. That he was a tyrant in his own house, and inspired the hatred of his wives and daughters seems plain from history, but tbat he rather enjoyed the marriage state, where he conld rule and reign and put all things under his feet, is proved by the fact that he married three times. PLEASING TESTIMONY. John Stnart Mill, the eminent philosopher and writer on political economy, was not married until be was 44, when he wedded a widow of about the same age, or perhaps older. His married life was an exceedingly happy one, as he himselt records, and per haps no greater praise for helpfulness, sweet companionship, endearing friendship or noble qualities of head and heart has any woman ever received from the written words of her husband than did the wife of John Stnart Mill. Lord Beaconsfield, who cut such a large figure in English politics within the last half century, mariied when he was 34, and the proof that bis wedded life was full of love, constancy, friendship and all that goes to make a union as near to the ideal of happiness as human lives can get is fur nished by his own testimony as to his in debtedness to her for inspiration and her worth as a wife and faithfulness as a friend. Gladstone, one of his most brilliant cotem poraries in Parliament, entered the holy estate of matrimony at 30, and his married life, of which the world hears much, is a success far beyond the common. Robert Browning became the husband of Elizabeth Barrett at the age of 32, while she was seven years older; and yet theirs was a marriage of true minds and poetic souls, and, as all accounts go, an exceptionally happy one. Shakespeare married at 19, and his ex perience would go far to prove that early marriages are not desirable. Dickens and Thackeray both became benedicts at the age of 26, and their homes are not Bach pictures of doniestio felicity as will redeem their wedded lives from the stamp of failure. A SIN 07 OMISSION. "When we survev the history of the men of our country to find in them a sort of idea as to the age at which men should marry, we are met at the outset with the remarkable fact that in their biographical sketches, as given in the standard works, their mar riage or their wives have not been consid ered worthy of mention. Even Emerson, one of the most noted of American philos ophers and authors, is written up without a word to indicate that he had ever had a wife to divide his sorrows or double his joys, or a home, where he had to get up in the morn ing and light the fire. Longfellow, who, if we remember correctly, was married twice, is not credited With a wife and family, al though tbe dates of his graduation and of his trip to Europe are duly given. Haw thorne, whose married life, as chronicled by his children and friends, was an ideally happy one, has neither his marriage nor his wife recorded in the stand ard book of reference, though the date of the publication of his books is given, and tbe fact that Franklin Pierce was a most valuable iriend is set forth. Oliver "Wendell Holmes and James Russell Lowell, it may also be interred, married nobodies, since their wives, or even the fact that they married at all, find no mention in their biographical sketches. Although Charles Sumner, Ben Butler and other men of Massachusetts are supposed to have been married, yet in the record of their lives is found no mention of any such small oc currence. Considering these omissions, it is no wonder there is such a howl in the Plymouth Eock State over "the forgotten woman." SOME EXAMPLES LEFT TJS, However, for the instruction and example of the young men oi to-day it is well to know that Washington did not rush into marriage at the gushing sentimental age, but waited until he was 29, and then ju diciously married a woman with an im mense fortune, with whom he passed a most pleasant and happy life. "Martha," as ap pears, did give him a "going over" occasionally, but this only famished a spice of variety to the smooth sweetness of their delightful country lire at Mt. Vernon. Jefferson likewise mar ried at 29. His wife was also possessed of great estates and large wealth. Their minds were congenial and their union is one of the happiest on record. "When. Abigail Adams became his bride, John Adams was 29, and, muugu mejr ubu uie usp.81 trials ana iron- hies, end she was the first strong-minded though they had the usual trials and trou woman in America who made bold to ask for suffrage for women before the Declara tion of Independence was signed or the Con stitution was adopted, their union was akin to tbat of Eden in its bliss. Andrew Jack son was married at 25 to a divorced woman, and yet he had a larger share of domestic happiness, according to his own account, than falls to the lot of most men. 3he was a plain woman, with no style about her as might be said now, but sbe suited Jackson, and he loved and admired her de votedly to ber latest day. He had no hap pier, brighter davs than those he snent with ber in their old home in Tennessee, where, in company, they smoked contentedly their corn-cob pipes, amid the country comforts of the "Hermitage." Henry Clay married at 22 and Daniel Webster at 26. Both mar riages were full of love and affection. OBANT AND LINCOLN. General Grant was taken prisoner by Cupid at 26, and owing to his lack of cash in their early days, be and his wife had a pretty hard struggle to keep the wolf from the door. But though he did not strike his gait toward fame and fortune until be got Into the army, love survived the cottage and the tannery and poverty, and his domestic- life was to all appearance most felic itous. As the story of his life is told by his friends ana biographers, Lincoln's marriage might be set down as a failure as far as bis happiness was concerned. At the age of 33 he was united to an ambitions woman, but one who was not his match in taste, temper ament or character. Discord and nuhappi ness made his home a sad one, and marked his brow with carfcing care. Even when he had reached the summit ot his ambition, his lite, with its vast weight of responsibilities ana arduous public duties, was darkened and saddened, not only by the cloud of war, but by domestic infelicities behind the scenes. One of the worst things about early mar riages for men is the fact tbat the fancy of a young man is most frequently caught by the pretty, giddy, empty-headed girl, brilliant in the ballroom, gifted with the gab and possessed of the art to fool a man with flattery. If, before his mind has grown or his judgment has seasoned, he mar ries her, he thus signs the warrant for his own unhappiness and the tragedy of a mismarriage. Life is full ot such mistakes men of great powers and noble achievements united to dull and brainless women, whom they married in their youth for beauty, which is now resolved into stu pidity.and women of intellect and culture, who live sad and solitary lives in a union with soulless clods or selfish boors, whom they married in the first rosy flash of love's yoang dream as heroes and as kings poetically speaking. A CASE OF HIT OB MISS. Love-matches, says aj philosopher, are usually unhappy, and it must be because they are entered into hastily,, unadvisedly and without proper cousideration. If per chance they happen to hit they are all right, but if, as so often occurs, they miss, the re sult is disastrous. Early marriages some times prove to be quite as fortunate and felicitous as those contracted when time bas given judgment, and common sense tempers ardent love into careful consideration of pros and cons, but neither man nor woman should marry until well assured that the love of the present will not turn into sad repentance as the years go by. An early marriage is full of poetry and romance just at first, bnt words would fail to tell how prosy it becomes when the fond young lovers having "settled down" and gone to house keeping find that things are not what they seem. That there is lack in leisure has been dis covered by many people who never cease to congratulate themselves on having missed their first love. "If I had married the man to whom I was engaged at 18, 1 should have been the wretchedest woman alive," said a lady not a hundred miles off, who has a husband to be proud of, and a home fall of comfort. "When I look at the creature now. whom I loved with fierv. untamed de votion then, I can never be thankful enough to my good old father for preventing my making a fool of myself and wrecking mv life." The weight of opinion and experience Is opposed to early marriages. Even those who have married young, and had good for tune, do not desire their children to follow their example. The general sentiment of women, as expressed even by those who have married much younger with notable success, is in favor ot 25 years as the proper age for a bride, to which might be added that from 25 to 30 is the most suitable for both men and women, and the nearer they are to the same age the better. But, after all, the age in marriage is not of so much importance as that the con tract should be well understood and faith fully and honestly carried out on both sides. Some men there are who fondly flatter themselves that at any age they are fit com panions for wives however young, but the precedents and testimony are against any such assumption. When May weds Decem ber she is likely to encounter a winter of discontent though her count of cash may be sustained, oucn bargain and sale is leniently looked upon by society, bat when a masculine May weds a feminine De cember tben the Grnndies howl and the gossips furiously rage together. But why? One case is not a whit worse than the other. In fact, coolly considered, the chances of happiness are better in the latter than in the lormer. Baroness Bnrdette Coutts, in her mellow sixties, wedded a young man, and their life together flows smoothly on without a ripple, as far as the world knows. George 'Eliot, at 60, married a man 20 years younger, and no husband could have been more devoted. But the chances ol winning a prize in marriage are more in favor of equality than in disparity ot age. Bessie Bbamblk. ATOUIHFDIi FINANCIER. A Boy Wbo Conducts Financial Operation! of Considerable Magnitude. New York Star. Foreigners have formed an impression that American children are precocious. Perhaps that is so. At all events, there is no better instance of early development that could be cited than in the case of Dave Morris, 17 years old and young est son of John A. Morris, the projector of the New York Jockey Club. Master Dave is an expert with tbe violin, and was at one time devoted to ama teur photography, but when I met him the other mornine on his way to his lawyer's office, he assumed all the dignity of a man of affairs. It was not long ago that he asked his father lor a check for $100,000, and, on explaining that he wished to study invest ments, hereceived it. Now he diligently seans the money arti cles of the ereat dailies, consults at the breakfast table with his father about Bock Island extension 4s and New York Central debentures, while bis lawyer is instructed to keep him informed ot gilt-edged applica tions lor loans on bond and mortgage. Young Mr. Morris tells me that he bas made but few mistakes, and his father believes tbat his indulgence will teach his son the value of money better than a long appren ticeship in a banker's office. HOW TO SEUTE WINES. Bales Covering tbe Classic Theory for tho Dinner Hour. New York World.l The classic, theory of serving wines at a dinner is the following: Immediately after the soup dry white wines are offered, such as French wines, Marsala, sherry, Madeira, dry Syracuse, etc "With the fish dry white wines are also served. "With oysters Chablis Is preferred. "With releves of butcher's meat and warm entrees red wines Burgundy or Bordeaux. With cold entrees and other cold pieces fine white wines are served. "With tbe roost come the fine Bordeaux or champagne wines, or both. "With the en trements, champagne alone. "With the des sert, liqueur wines, such as Erontignan, Lunel, Alicante, Malvoise, port, Tokay, Lacrlma-Christi, etc. The red' wines ought to be drank at a tem perature of about 6S Fahrenheit. "White peraiureoi auoiu uu .cauronueil. wines should always be served cold. DEPEf Qg ORATOR! The Great After-Dinner Talker Tells How He Gels Up 8peecb.es. 8ECEET0P W. H. SEWARD'S SUCCESS An Instance of Eoscoe Conkling's Remark able Gift of Memory. EFFECT OF HUHOE CPON AH ADDEES3 icoEiiispoicDiircx or thx DisrTcs.i New Yoek, February 1, No other man in America, and probably no man in the world, makes as many public speeches as Chauncey M. Depew. His great popularity as a speaker is due as much to the bumor which he puts into his addresses as to the iueas wnicn tney contain ana tne oratorical effect with which they are delivered. The description which the preacher, Spurgeon, applied to Henry "Ward Beecher would fit him: He is a myriad-minded man. It is as easy for him to make a speech as it is to carry on an ordinary conversation. The bright side of life is the one he looks on, and to that fact is due the nnction of his words when on the rostrum. Few profes sional or business men have greater duties to perform. He is a rapid worker and a rapid thinker. Otherwise, he could never find time to talk in public. "While he is work ing ideas are tumbling into his mind that reappear in his speeches and make people wonder where he gets hold of all the won derful things that he repeats to tbem. Your correspondent asked him for his ideas of oratory and orators. To the in quiry which opened the conversation, he re plied: "Can any man with a good voice and the requisite intelligence become a successful public speaker? I answer, no. He mast have a special gifr. He may be a brilliant writer and have a fine voice and an excellent memory, and yet be un able to put things in a way to hold and interest an audience. I once knew a preacher who wrote admirable sermons and had one of the best stored and most logical minds. He subjected himself to the most frightful mortification in an indomitable effort to learn to speak extemporaneously, and, after trying for 25 years, informed me one night, alter having an empty hall, that he thought he grew worse instead of better. HOW HE PEEP ABES SPEECHES. "In talking with people who make good speeches, I find that the majority of them prepare their speeches very slowly. They take from three days to a week in making up each speech. In fact, I have known some of the most eminent men to take two and three months to prepare an oration. However, as I speak nearly every day, if I undertook to do this I should have to aban don business altogether. As a rule, when I am to speak in the evening, I prepare my speech after leaving my office, which is anywhere from 4 to 6 o'clock. I make no notes except mental ones. My speecn at tne noiiana ainner, tor instance, was prepared after 6 o'clock. The next morning at 10 o'clock, after having ridden all eight, I delivered before the Senate committee in "Washington my argument in favor of New York a3 the location for the "World's Fair in 1892. This argument was thought out the day before, but I had made no written notes. The same evening I spoke for 45 minutes at the reception given by Congressmen Flower and Belden to the "World's Fair delegates, and gave no other thought to the speech than to hang on to one sentence until I could think of the next At the Chamber or Commerce dinner, I began the prepara tion of my speech just as the speaking started. I had not been notified until then tbat a Bpeech was expected from me. My speech at the St Nicholas dinner was tier- pared while on my way to it in a Fifth avenue stage, and in the hour before I was called upon after I got there, HOW SEWAED PEEP ABED SPEECHES. "Having made a study of the methods of most of the great orators, I find that very few have ever permitted themselves to speak unless they had time to care tally prepare, revise and commit to memory their speeches. William H. 8eward, who was the most finished and eloquent speaker of his period, told me that he never allowed himself to make a public address unless he had written it out and committed it to . memorv. "One reading, however, fastened it in his mind. I have no verbal memorv mvself. and I must either speak without notes or read my speech. Henry J. Raymond told me a story illustrative of Mr. Seward'' methods. It was while Mr. Seward was Secretary of Scate in Johnson's cabinet. He was on his way from "Washington to his borne in Auburn, N, Y and stopped at tbe Astor House. He sent to the Times office for Mr. Baymond, and requested him to have a man from the paper at Auburn to re port a speech which he was to deliver there. The best reporter on the paper, of course, was sent On arrival, the man could not find that any meeting had been advertised. He went to Mr. Seward's house. Mr. Seward told him to sit down, and then pro ceeded to dictate a speech. That speech was rewritten no less than six times. It was delivered to a few friends, and was the next day printed in every paper in the United States, and stands in Mr. Seward's works as the most polished and eloquent of his pro ductions. CONKLING'S WONDEBFUI, MEMOBT. "Eoscoe Conkling had a remarkable mem ory. John C. Beid, managing editor of the New York Timet, followed him with printed slips when he made his great speech occupy ingour hours, at the Academy of Music, in tne uarneia campaign. Air. Keid told me that Mr. Conkling neither interpolated or omitted a word in the entire speech. Edward Everett and the old Boston school of orators first elaborately prepared their speeches and committed them to memory. Then they practiced not only the enuncia tion bnt tbe gesticulation before a looking glass, so that to the audience the speech was not alone a finished literary production, but the delivery was an admirable piece of acting. A local flavor and an extemporaneous ap pearance were furnished by the interpola tion of an account, also care ully rehearsed,, of some recent incident at the place where the speech was delivered. This method of preparation made the speech ot tbat period the classic of tbe school book. It is the rarest thing now to find tbe speeches of any of the orators of this generation in the books from which the mture Clays and Vebsters are learning upon the academic stage, listening Senators to command. THE AFTEB-DINNEB OBATION. The man who attempts to deliver a speech of a historical, commemorative or national character, should carefully prepare it in ad vance. The man who is compelled to speak often upon a great variety of subjects and on occasions of widely diversified import ance should acquire the habit of being able to draw at will and on short notice upon bis entire knowledge of the subject in hand, or else he should abandon tbat branch of in tellectual activity. A good deal of chaff and ridicule is cast upon the after-dinner orator, and tbe question is more or less playfully discussed whether the speaker talks best before or alter dinner, or without any dinner. The dinner is in no sense any part of tbe Intel lectual exercise or tbe speaker except, if he takes too much, it will clog the mind. But the after-dinner platiorm is now the only one in this country that allows free and unrestrained diseussion of every character, which interests the State, tbe Church and society. At the Jackson and Lincoln anniversary banquets the politics for the year are formulated. At the commercial banquetsthe merchants give expression to the condition of trade. At tbe various college reunion dinners' the subject of education is brought before the whole country. In the great cities the clergymen of different denominations have monthly dinners in the interest of church work. HTJMOB IN A SPEECH. "The after-dinner orator may, undercover of the special privileges and the hospitali-" ties of the occasion, and with a slight in fusion of humor as a sugar coat, speak bis mind and ventilate his views and utter criti cisms, and generally administer the truth in large doses as he would be permitted to do nowhere else. "With an American audi ence no speech sticks nnless there is some humor it "With an English audience humor creates a suspicion that the speaker may bechaffing or is insincere. The reason is thatin one case the audience catches on, while in the other the humor may be so taken as to give a reverse impression from the one intended. "My first speech was delivered at a Re publican meeting in Peekskill, N. Y., my native place, a week after I had graduated from Yale. I had become a Republican on tbe slavery question at Yale. My lather and his brothers and their entire families were Democrats. The change in one mem berof a family so pronounced and active in their political affiliations created great ex citement in the town, and led my hard headed Dutch father to say: 'If you have a promising son, ot whose luture you expect to be proud, and you want to make a d d iool of him, send him to a Yankee college.' SEPEW'S FIRST SPEECH. "George "William Curtis was announced to speak at this meeting, but be failed to ar rive. I was called out simply to give pub licity to the fact that a convert had been made in onr family. To my own sur prise, and everybody else's, I spoke for an hour and a half. Two days afterward, tbe State Committee sent me a flattering pro posal to go on the stump, and that was the beginning of what now promises to con tinue. "The man wbo eats much or drinks much cannot make a good speech. Tbe old-time orator neither ate nor drank for hoars before speaking. When Henry "Ward Beecher was going to speak in the evening, he generally took a class of milk and a piece of bread about 5 o'clock. riZZ 07 THE CHAMPAGNE. ""When I speak at a banquet, I eat the same as if I were at home, but 1 am careful about the wine. I drink only champagne aud not much of that The fizz is a mild stimulant for me and accelerates the thoughts. The Btory that Daniel Webster could only make a great speech when full of brandy, and which is universally believed, has sent thousands of young lawyers and clergy men to drunkards' graves. Very hard drinkers, after a time, can do nothing at all except under the influence of stimulants, but unless a man is a confirmed drunkard the more liquor he takes the muddier his thoughts." "My funny stories are made up from inci dents in my everyday life, with a change of characters and an invention of dialogue to fit whatever they are intended to illustrate." H.L& W(MS OP THE DESTISr. In a Confiding Moment lie Telia Borne Recrets of His Office. Boston Globe.l "A man might as well be a hangman as a dentist, as far as expecting any gratitude for his services," remarked an aggrieved mem ber of that unappreciated profession to a Globe reporter. "I have worked for hours over a back filling in a woman's mouth where I had to nearly dislocate my neck and tie my backbone into a bowknot, and at the end, if I ventured to straighten up with a sigh of relief, I have been re warded with a stony glare of indignant condemnation. "A woman will stand more pain than a man, for a woman has an inborn instinct of showing herself to tbe best advantage," he continued. "A rubber dam or a mouth stretched tq its utmost capacity are not con ducive to personal beanty, and therefore a woman will not add the farther disfigure ment of lack of courage. "I had rather a funny experience the other day with an old darkey who wanted a tooth nulled. His face was elaboratelv tied ud in red flannel and his expression was the em bodiment of woe. The tooth was a hard one to handle, and just as I gave it the final yank he gave a prolonged howl and fairly shot himself through the open window, out on to the shed roof beneath. He rolled over this roof still howling, and finally dropped from it to the ground all doubled up like a black rubber ball. All this instead of hurting him served to help his case, for he picked himselt up and walked off apparently sound in wind and limb and quite regardless of the fact that he had not paid me. v "I had a man once give me more than I wanted for pulling his tooth. He was a big, strapping fellow, and I tbousfct the tooth would never come. The forceps slipped off three times, bat the fourth time J clinched it. The man never moved or made a sound until the tooth came out, when he doubled up his fist and landed a blow on my chest that slapped me up against tbe wall as flat as a lump of putty. Tben be took his hat and stalked out, without waiting to see whether I ever got my breath again or not" SOMETHING ABOUT KAME3. Bemnrkablo Coincidences Recalled br the Deatb of Adam Forepangb. Philadelphia Inquirer. The death ol Adam Forepaugh will recall tbe frequency with which this city bas sap plied Illustrations of the curious adaptation of surnames to business occupation. The explanation usually found for such fitness is that a great many names were originally derived from occupations, and the number of snch names is so great that, after all, it is not remarkable that some modern Smith should return to the occupation of the founder of his family. But that the bearer of the name Fore paugh and the owner of a menagerie should be combined in the same person cannot be explained in this way. Nor will it account for the equally striking adaptation of tbe nameto tbe profession of tbat famous Philadelphia physician, Dr. Philip Syng Physick. 'it does not explain how Prof. Hartshome came to be a physician. The ex-President of Select Council. Mr. Lex. is a lawyer, as his father was before bim. and the same name trans lated from the Latin into English has been borne by another Philadelphia lawyer. The directory of any large city will furnish a great many similar instances, but not often where tbe persons have attained the promi nence of those mentioned. MRS. GUEEIiEY'S PATIENCE. An Instance In Wnlch Placid Horace Pressed It Too Par. New York Herald. There are an endless number of stories hinging upon the peculiarities of tbe late Horace Greeley, most of them having to do with his penmanship. But we know next to nothing of his home life and what Mrs. Greeley did with tbe great journalist While living at Cbap- Eaqua, be formed the habit of taking guests ome with bim unexpectedly, and, as may naturally be supposed, much to tbe annoy ance of bis wife. Thackeray told with glee hovt he walked into the parlor after the placid Horace, and how the journalist tried to assure a pleasant welcome by greeting bis better half with an effusive smile. He had no sooner dropped his hat on the center table than she picked it up and threw it out of the window, thus mildly ex pressing her disgust Having eased her mind she saluted the distinguished guest with becoming gravity aod all was well Insnrnncr Asrnlnst Cyclones. St. Louis Poit-UUpstch. J Tbe recent cyclone caused a wild rush of people to insurance offices to have cyclone clauses inserted in their policies. Of course Insurance companies very readily granted the request, as it means money tor them which is clear profit Storms like that of last Sunday seldom visit St Louis, yet when they do come other people have gotten over the fright and neglected to have the clause added. PEACE OE EUROPE. I - SSI J The Two Republics the Only Nations Beallj Opposed to War, ; BUT HO 0HE WILL STRIKE A BLOW. Tne Danger Comes From Germany, bat Bis, Has Too Many Enemies. FBAHCB WAS BETRAIED TO PKDSSIA IwmnJt.N ros thx dispatch.! There will be no war between France and Germany until the Teutons march again on Gauls, and, in my opinion, it will be the great German Empire that will bring on the horrors of war in Europe whenever that terrible event occurs. Spring always brings its rnmorsof war and this year the fate of nations is suspended by threads so fragile that the least breath may break them. A year or so ago the peace of Europe was linked to the fail ing life of an old man; then next it depended on the flickering ex istence of a doomed invalid; and when ha died power came to a yoang man, ardent and badly adviied in most things. In my opinion there are two peoples in Europe, and two only, who do not desire war, and these two are France and Switzerland. Two nations only, whatever may he theviva'city of political contentions, in their respective districts have absolute security for the mor row, and strangely enough those two are the only republics there are in the Old World. Everywhere else is uncertainty. England with her Irish struggles has lo3t her domestic peace, and what with Russia giving her disquietude in the East, the Gov ernment of Great Britain seems painfully anxious to go to war even if it be with the weakest power of Europe. Revolt is immi nent at every point of her colonial Empire, and steam and steel ships have killed her maritime superiority. The decadence has begun in England. Belgium, given up to religious quarrels, looks with torture toward the East whence comes the blustering threat of Germany. Holland hangs on the fragile life of an old man and a little child. Mutilated Den mark, with a dangerous conflict between Parliament and royalty, still weakens, knows not whether it ought to dread or desire alliances. Sweden, in conflict with Norway, remains silent Spain, with empty treasury, ever placed between royalist in surrection and republican pronnnciamento, has one desire only, that of preserving peace and keeping her baby King on his throne. GEB3IANY'S natt enemies. Germany, Austria and Italy, under pre text of an alliance for peace, make the nations fear. Of these Austria and Italy are passive, so that Germany is the all-important power. There remains Russia with her millions of soldiers. Perhaps the at tack might come thence if she were ready. But Russia is weak financially, and Ger many, knowing this, defends herself by try ing to ruin the finances of Russia more than ever. For Germany, strong as she is, and ambitions as is her yoang Emperor, dreads war, she has so many enemies. Europe carries Germany upon her shoulders and. the Empire is a heavy burden to bear. All Europe is exhausted in. armaments, in mili tary expenses, and it is the German Empire that compels each nation thus to arm itself. There is where the danger lies, and that day when, having succumbed to- military impositions, unable longer to increase her forces, and beholding failure and decay ap proach, Germany, seeing herself too tightly pressed, may play ber last trump card, but not before. It is not for this year, but it may be for tbe year to come. PB0GBES3 IN WAR Apropos of this eternal problem that pre sents itself with each new year, it has otten been said that by dint of perfecting weapons of combat and constantly increasing the destructive power of the engines ot war, the final result will be the slaying of war itself. It is possible, but not at all likely. The fact is that in our days tbat military virtue par excellence called courage counts for little in the success of battle; it is no longer courage which decides the vic tory. To sit upon a horse smokinst a cigar never to receive a scratch and direct that cities shall be fired, populations driven to madness, old men and women and young children be buried under ruins, this is the generalship that will win future battles. It is called making war on a grand scale, and I should think tbat civilization would rise up indignant and pat a stop to it forever. FEANCE NOT SQTIABELT BEATEN. Besides war is nearly always waged for some sordid purpose, and what makes it more to be despised is the shameful way in which victories are obtained. I do not think that France was fairly vanquished in herheroio struggle against the invading Prussians. She was betrayed and that most basely. Marshal Bazaine at Met and Napoleon at Sedan, surrendered them selves voluntarily, abandoned everything' and gave over into the hands of the enemy a force almost as great as the army to which they surrendered. Then the inex plicable retreats when French forces were masters of the- ground and the Germans were actually fleeing. No, I do not believe that the French were fairly vanquished. As for the Anglo-Ezyptian War, it is a matter of public notoriety tbat General Wolseley owed all his successes to tbe gold be scattered in the camp of Arab! Pasha. Knowing that the sending oi bullets into the Egyptian camp would not help him. "Wolseley sent Bank of England notes and gold in boxes. , Every feeling of loyalty and honor is not extinguished in Europe, and I like to think that respect for justice is dominant in tho consciences of men. I know that it is so with Frenchmen; and it is became I am so firmly convinced of French honor tbat I be lieve there will be no war in the springtime. The people ot the Third Eepublio are not satisfied to have Alsace and Lorraine left as a part of the German Empire, but they aro by no means desirous yet awhile of going to war to recapture those provinces. Henbt Hatnie. GOBfcLIS TAPESTKL Little of It la Genuine A Cartons Bit of IlUtorr. Et. Louis Post-Dispatch. Real gobelin tapestry is hard to find in the drygoods stores. Much is sola as gobelin tapestry that is not genuine. Gobelin has quite a history, and gave a new word to our vocabulary. A Flemish painter named Gluck found a process for dyeing a beautiful and a very peculiar scar let, and sold it to Giles Gobelin, who built a factory in France, where be made tapestries and cloths of this pe culiar color. Everybody looked on him as a crank, and his factory was always spokes of as "Gobelin's folly," but be made a go . of It and his success was so great tbat those superstition old folks supposed he was aided by the devil. The devil was supposed to have taught him tbe art of dyeing scar let on condition tbat at a certain time the devil was to have him. When the time was up the devil came after bim, and canght him going through a yard at night with a little piece of lighted candle in his hand. Gobelin begged lor time, but the devil wouldn't let him have it At last Gobelin requested bis satanlo majesty to wait until the bit of candle in his. hand burned out and the devil consented. The wily old Gobelin, as soon as he got this concession,threw the candle into the well and pitched tbe dlvil in after it Tbe devil was very angrv, but before he conld get oat Gobelin gathered a guard of enthusiasts about him and secured himself from ny,, further attacks. Now, for the new word. From this story came the word "goblin." a ehost or suecter. and It bas become one of the words ot the language, but It had its origin in the silly story tbat was told about the maa'who first made these tapestries. ,-;. jJk I I it .- .j aasc jt