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ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1S48, Vol. 44, J o. 352. Enured at Pittsburg Postoffice. November 11, 1NJ7. as second-class matter. Business OfflceG7 and 09 Fifth Avenue. News Rooms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. Eastern Advertising Office, Koom 45, Tribune Building. IvewYork. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. POSTAGE FBXE IX THX UNTTZD 6TATXS. DAILY DiRPATCn, One iear. 800 Daily Dispatch, PerQuarter 2 00 DAILY DI6PATCH, One Mouth 70 Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, lyear. 10 00 DAILY Dispatch, lncIudingSunday.Sm'ths. 2 50 Daily Dispatch, including Sunday. 1 month SO ECNBAY DlEPATcn, One "Year 150 "W xekly Dispatch, One Year 125 The Daily Dispatch is delivered by carriers at 35cenUcer week, or including hunday edition, at 33 cents per week. PITTSBURG. SATURDAY, JAN. 25. 189a AH TJNWAEBANTED HEGLECT. The failure of the Snb-Committee on Health, to meet and investigate the com plaint of the Southside with regard to its water supply, is neglect of duty that onght not to occur. The subject is one which in volves tha hones: performance of the city's obligations to the citizens, and the failure of the committee to come together exhibits an unjustifiable forgetfulness of the public welfare. We can hardly believe that there is any thing in the intimation quoted elsewhere that politics have something to do with it; because it is the poorest possible politics to ignore complaints of this kind. Not only will such neglects create an opposition on the Southside, but it will alienate the sup port of thinking people in other parts of the city who recognize the need that the city shall fulfil its duty in all sections. If the city can disregard its obligations to one part of the city, it may do so to another. The Southside has the right to demand an ample supply of pure water. When complaints are made that this is not done, it is the first duty of Councils to investigate the matter, and if the complaint is well founded, to remedy it. A HEEDED TJHTOH". The convention of the representatives of both miners' organizations, at Columbus, has made successful progress toward a plan of union which appears to contain the ele ments of success. This is done by leaving the tnmary unions undisturbed in their feal'y, but effecting tbe union under a gen eral organization which shall represent both the Progressive Union and the K. of L. Some of the details in the amalgamation re main to be settled; but tbe union of both orders under such a plan is practically ac complished. This is a much-needed stepfor the interests of the miners. A great share of the troubles of that hard-working and ill-paid class has arisen out of the inevitable rivalries of the two labor organizations. The consolidation will do away with these and permit the miners to act in unison where the welfare of their industry is at stake. DO YOU WANT SHOW! It seems we are not to have enough snow to make sleighing a possibility. The Signal Service is lavish with promises of snow storms, but the only snow that accumulates here is in the hair of those who pin their faith to General Greeley's weather bulle tins. A cold comfort may be found in con templating the news from the West, where blizzard chases blizzard, and the scared mer cury crawls away below zero and thirty feet drifts of snow. There are a good many young people who seriously regret the absence of snow; who sigh for the cuddlesome cutter and the promiscuous joys or the straw ride. They deserve some pity, these disappointed youths, but their case is not so very hard after all. To the young so many avenues of pleasures are open. That of merely living is not among tbe least But tbe absence of snow to tbe poor, to the old and infirm, and to a great many men and women of health 'and strength who cannot give their days or sights to pleasure, means very much of a blessing. It is always the way with the affairs of this world if we will but look at them rightly. What one man wants another man does not, and to please both at the same time is impossible. ABATJJTtr TEE BUBQLAEIES. The plea of guilty entered by a couple of prisoners, charged with the burglaries in "Wilkinsburg and vicinity nearly a year ago, permits the hope that a part at least of the professional thieves who have been in festing this vicinity, are put out of the way of further harm. The men are evidently of tbe professional criminal class, and the bur glary which formed the principal charge against them, and in which they shot Mr. lire BtMcfj. St, Clair, of Wilkinsburg, was an especially bold proceeding. The periodical outbreaks of robbery in the vicinity of the city show that sharp police work is needed to convince the criminal class that they cannot plunder the public with impunity. This has not al ways been done, which makes it all the more satisfactory that in one case the rob bers have been detected and will be placed where they can do no more robbing for a long time. THE TODEEGBOUND SOLUTION. The account which is given elsewhere of the sewer which is being built from Thirty third street to East Liberty is not only of interest as showing the progress of an im portant drainage work, but it is even more timely as indicating the proper solution of the condnit question for electricity as well as a proper method to be used ior all un derground construction. As will be seen by the article referred to, a sewer, from seven feet in diameter down, is being constructed for more than two miles nnder hills, houses, railroad track, runs and even other sewers, without the slightest disturbance. It is all done by tunneling; and when the work of tearing up and re pairing streets is taken into consideration, we understand the cost to be practi cally no greater than the usual one of excavating and leaving the streets in an impassible condition while the work is going on. It is plain that a practical demonstration of this sort furnishes the solution of the underground conduit ques tion. That solution does cot involve merely a conduit for electricity, but underground passages of adequate size to furnish a sewer at the bottom with room at the top for water and gas pipes, and electrical wires properly insulated, all easily accessible for repairs and replacements. Of coarse it is not meant that such con duits can be provided at once, or that the overhead wires must stay where they are until they are provided. The wires can be buried by temporary and inexpensive con duits, for the present. But in the future, when sewers need reconstruction, or gas or water pipes to be relaid, the way to do it without disturbing the traffic of the streets, and so as to provide ample facilities for putting everything nnder ground that shonld be there, is made clear by the suc cessful prosecution of this work. THE ULITEEATE VOTES. One point that is very suggestive sticks out between the lines of all the discussions about ballot reform. It is that the illiterate voter must have his ballot prepared for him either by the election officers or by some chosen friend, geuerallv the ward politician who controls and sells his vote. Another equally suggestive point is that for this reason, among others, the ignorant voter as a class presents the weak spot of our electoral system. Does nof this suggest the very pertinent idea that the most thorough way to reform the ballot is to get rid of the ignorant voter, either by education or exclusion, or both? PAETISAH HOH-PAETISAHSHIP. The ladies who were prominent in object ing to the connection of leading the Repub lican office holders, with the new con partisan Women's Christian Temperance Alliance, are nndonbtedly right in asserting that their organization must steer clear of Republican alliances in order to preserve its character of con-partisanship. To make the organization a tender to the Bepnblican party, would make it more distinctly partisan than the organization which is at tached to the third party movement. The separation is decidedly necessary, in view of the fact that claims for the patronage of the present administration have been made on the basis of the services of some of the non-partisans in keeping the prohibition ist vote down. A non-partisan organ ization run in behalf of the Bepnblican party would be more partisan than the third party Prohibitionists. VESTS UHEVEff SEASONING. Senator Vest's speech as to the cause of agricultural depression developed a peculiar facility to twist the logic of the argument to his own purposes. The depression of the agricultural interests in this country can not be dne to the operation of the tariff", the Senator says, because a similar depression exists among farmers of England. There fore, he concludes, the depression in this country is due to the resumption of specie payment The premise of the Senator, so far as the tariff is concerned, seems to be impregnable; but his conclusion exhibits a remarkable case of false deduction. The depression, ac cording to his own showing, exists equally in Europe as in this country. But tnere has been no resumption of specie payments in Europe, and the prosperity with which the depression in both countries is compared existed in the old country upon the specie basis, which has been undisturbed there during the present century. Consequently the same process of exclusion which the Sen ator employs so accurately in the case of the tariff applies equally well to the case of specie payments. Perhaps when the Senator has applied this logical process impartially and thoroughly, he will discover that the one condition which exists both here and abroad is the establishment of commercial and so cial privileges, which give one class, or form of capital, peculiar advantages over tbe masses in the acquisition of wealth. ABOLISH USELESS COINS! If clean, convenient bills are not to be had nobody of course would object to being loaded down with good United States coin in the one dollar cold pieces,or nickel three cent pieces. But with the choice ot any other form of money before him what sane man would take either of these ridiculous coins. Tbe three cent nickel is an unadulterated abomination. It has absolutely nothing to recommend it except that it can be ex changed for three good pennies. A three cent piece has no place in a decimal coin age; it is among our coins what a legless dog would be in a pack of fox-hounds. The de testable little thing is always causing trou ble by its likeness to a silver dime. Our experience is, however, that the three-cent piece is only like a dime when somebody gives it to ns for ten cents. When we offer it to others its value is clear enough. Some people may say that it is at least a capi tal coin to drop in the contribution box. The man who descends to meanness in the hope of obtaining seven cents more reputa tion than is due, is not worth considering. Hypocrites on such a microscopic scale are beneath contempt even. The three-cent piece is a nuisance and a fraud and it ought to go. Congressman McKenna will present a bill to Congress shortly which proposes to dis continue the coinage of the nickel three cent piece, and the one dollar and three dollar gold pieces. The gold pieces are practically useless; they ornament ladies bangles or sneak away into corners of pocketbooks as keepsakes. The great desti ny of the dollar gold piece, however, is to get lost Everybody has lost a dollar gold piece, or spent it as a cent some time or other. Abolish all these coins, gentlemen of Congress, and then while you are about obliging your masters; the people, kindly call in the clumsy silver dollar, for which, stored in the Treasury.certificates might just as well be issued. A Philadelphia lawyer is quoted as authority for tbe statement that there are be tween 4,000 and 5,000 speak-easies in that city. This makes mince-meat ot the theory that tha reason why speak-easies flourish in Pittsburgh that the number ot licenses was so ruthlessly cut down last spring. When Philadelphia, where license was granted more liberally, has as many illicit liquor saloons as Pittsburg, in proportion to population, it begins to create a doubt whether high license is any more success ful in regulating the liquor traffic than pro hibition is. The persistent way in which the weather continues to copper the predictions of the Signal Service warrants tbe Presbyterian mem bers of that organization in insisting that the revision of the creed cannot Ignore the exist ence of a personal d L The Yale students who intoxicated a tame bear on champagne have been rivaled out in Texas by a couple of men who filled up two cinnamon bears on sweetened whisky. One of them is likely to abstain from Buch amusements in the future, inasmuch as the intoxicated bear killed him. The demonstration is adequate- that in nature as well as in speculation, when the bears get all tbe stimulation they want, they are likely to tear things to pieces. AND now we are informed that Connt llltkiewicz is to rise like the Phoenix from its ashes, Chinese banking scheme, railway con cession and all as good as new. Tbe Count's en terprise appears to be as nnconqnerable as his name. The annual day which all the Scots unite in celebrating was observed list night by Scotch-Americans of Pittsburg with a banquet at the Hotel Duquesne. The haggis, songs and speeches properly set forth the fame of Burns and the glory of Scotland, and the occasion proved that cone know better than the hard headed Scotchmen how to have a good time when they set about It. The report that "Old Hutch's" settling boys have swindled him out of $100,000 proves that young America is apt to learn the lessons taught by their elders. Hutchinson's instruc tion returns to plague tho inventor. The Southside people want bigger build ings for their trade and better water for house hold use. The first it Is their business to furnish for themselves, the second It is the city's business to furnish for them; and if it does not do so promptly the Southside people wlUbe justi fied in making it a distinct issue in future mu nicipal politics. The New York Trtoune intimates that the January thaw may not be so much of a sinecure as some people thought It cannot be too much of a sinecure to suit the majority. Better no thaw than all thaw. A laege variety of cold waves, snow storms and blizzards are now reported to be hovering in various quarters of the continent ready to swosp down on us. Tbe fact that we have had one touch of winter brings out a crop of prognostications so thick: that the rule of contraries will scare off any more cold weather. The grim humor of Satan rebuking sin has been turned into dull common-place by the attack of the Chicago Board of Trade on the evil of gambling. The report that Mexican silver dollars are being coined and issued by a Mexican bank for use in trade on the Texan frontier may be possible, but it is improbable. The Mexican dollar has five cents less inflation in it than the Yankee dollar of the daddies; but the story is probably all inflation. Three days from San Francisco to Chi cago, as Nellie Blys record, proves that Pitts burgers can be very fast when they get away from home. The dissatisfaction of the German press on tbe Samoan treaty. Is too outspoken and too uniform. If there is any reality in the dissat isfaction of the Germans because they are not to be permitted to rule cverythlug at Samoa, the Bismarckian policy wonld take care that they did notgive voice to it Wht that fire engine test does not ma terialize is a question which the public may be gin asking very urgently before long. Befobis of cholera in the Oriental coun tries are calling out the usual advice to clean up. Tbe advice is always good; but modern science appears to have reached the much preferable perfection of stopping tho disease on tho shores of the Mediterranean. The amendments to the administrative customs bill do not go; but the bill does as stated. Senator Delamater regards an inde pendent bolt against his candidacy as impossible this year, because Senator Stewart who led the bolt In 1882 is for him. The Senator seems to for get the fact that there were Kings after Aga memnon as well as before. PEOPLE OP PROMINENCE. Mark Twain's wife has written a book nn der a fictitious name. Jakes G. Blaine. Jr., has been appointed clerk to the House Committee on Foreign Affairs. Mrs. Russell Harrison is expected at the White House in a few days, to remain through out the season. Senator Sheesian, who has been confined to his borne for some time, suffering from in fluenza, was at the Capitol yesterday, quite re covered. M. Eiffel has come down from his tower to occupy a residence in l'aris, which was the propertv of Baron Hober. It cost the cele brated engineer $400,000, which is about half ot what he made by building the tower. Queen Victoria's usual dinner beverage is pale sberry, and she drinks it from a beauti ful gold cup, which has come down to her from her predecessor. Queen Anne. The tablets always lighted with candles placed in golden candelabra. Clara Morris is a great lover ot birds, and, in fact, has a regular aviary, filled with bright plumaged specimens from all parts of tbe globe. They all know her, and manifest their delight upon her approach by shrill chirrups, or by breaking into silvery songs. Vice President Morton's every-day lucb, whicb he takes In the Senate restaurant, is a bowl of bread and milk, accompanied occa sionally by a bottle of beer. Senator Edmunds, who is one of tbe good livers of tbe Senate, usually flavors his lunch with a pint of cham pagne. Senator Stanford is said to be a warm advocate of tho political rights of women, and he has just given $500 to Susan B. Anthony to ward printing and distributing pamphlets on the subject. Five thousand will be sent to South Dakota to aid in tbe elections which will beheld there next fall to decide the question of woman's rights. Democratic Sentiment for Paulson. from the Fottsvllle Miners' Journal.' Tbe Pattlson boom for Governor seems to be a taking thing among the Pennsylvania Demo crats. Tbo Wilkesbarre Newt-Dealer, com menting upon the action nf Lawrence county In instructing her delegates for tbe ex-Governor, frankly says it would be glad to see Lu zerne follow In tbe wake of Lawrence, and it takes occasion to say some very flattering things of the present head of the Philadelphia banking corporation. Up in Lackawanna the delegates are said to be tor him, too. while Al legheny is not averse to his candidacy. If tbe ex-Governor goes into tbe fight, but doetu'tf get into it too far, be will stand as good a chance as any of hit competitors for tbe nomi THE TOPICAL TALKER. A Rose With Every Goblet Dodges to Catch Your Ear and Fame Fair Florida Made Fan of Ornngei and Bear's Grease, '"There is no doubt about it Pittsburg is dipping into restheticism. Yesterday an esteemed citizen, who met me on Fifth avenue, sported in tbe buttonhole of his heavy ulster a red, red rose. The conjunc tion of the flower and tho midwinter garb was enongh to excite remark, and, moreover, this citizen is not wont to wear bouquets. 'Where did you get It?' ' 1 asked. "It was banded me on a china dish just now," said he. "You see tbe frigidity of the atmos phere and the weakness of my flesh conspired to leadmeintoagorgeous saloon downtown. After I had made away with a small dose of tincture of rye tho bartender handed me a strawberry and a glass of cream. It took my breath away, bnt the bartender who saw my astonishment said: That's nothingl Jobnf he added to a colored man, who immediately retired and returned with three rosebuds on a costly china dish, and a silver pincushion. The rosebud you see m my buttonhole was one of those three." V You have read a long article in a newspaper and have had your interest excited only to find at tbe end some bald puff for a patent medi cine It is aggravating, isn't it? Well, that's nothing to the torture of allowing a man to talk away an hour or two of your busiest time only to discover that be wants to Insure your life or to sell you a new kind of gas stove. Such an occurrence is no new thing, of course. You have had tbe experience and so have L But last night I heard of a rather sublime case of this sort. A few years ago a certain exalted person of this State who had served his State in the highest offices was announced as a visitor to Pittsburg. The newspapers spread the news of his arrival, and it was un derstood that he expected to boldaBortof levee, at which he hoped to see all his friends. A great many distinguished Plttsburgers did call to see him, and the great man received every one of them graciously. But ho also asked each guest to take out an insurance policy in a great company of which be bad ob tained the agency. One of those gentlemen had not recovered from the shock yesterday. V 'THIS is the time of year when our fortunate friends who have the leisure and gold to wander away to the sunny South write home to us about the lovely orange groves of Florida. Tbe picture is always enchanting and always about the same. But when you receive an ad vice from the South to stay North and be con tent it's somewhat of a surprise. That was the tenor of a letter which it has been my privilege to receive. "Stay in Pittsburg and rejoice that yon have a home there. There is nothing but the ell mato here, and the people wouldn't have it if they had to work for it," a7s tbe letter, and much more 'a great deal too, personal to be printed. I showed the letter to a Fittsburger who used to spend all his winters In the Sontb, and he told mo a story. V SAID he: "It was some little while after the close of the war, and my wife and I were on our way to Jacksonville by boat. Among our fellow passengers were Mrs. Harriet Beecher Btowe, William Cullen Bryant and his family. The newspapers were full just at that time of stories about tbe immense income Mrs. Btowe was deriving from her orange groves on the St. John's river. So when I became acquainted with Mrs. Stowe I asked her whether she con sidered orange plantations profitable. " 'Well,' Mrs. Stowe replied, I don't know how it may be with other people, but I know that Pd be glad to get back the money that I put into my little grove.' "Tbe fact is the talk about tbe prodigious delights and profits of orange groves is very largely bunkum. It reminds me of the time when bear's grease was the correct thing to use on the hair. There was more grease warranted to come from bears than all the bruins on the continent could have supplied." M'LEOD KILLED HORSES. A Peculiar Madness Attncks a Lumberman In the Maine Forests. Bangor, Me., January 24. Murtagh Mc Leod. a lumberman who has been in the woods for some time, was brought to this city in irons last night by a deputy sheriff. The cause of bis arrest was the development of insanity, which led him to attack and try to kill horses. He was sitting on a log landing sharpening a long knife some days ago when a splendid team of horses was driven up by a teamster. At the Eight of them McLeod uttered a wild cry and jumped from bis seat to tbe horses ana killed one of them before he could be stopped, Tbe workmen around him secured him just as he was about to make an attack on tbe other horse. He only made a slight resistance. Tbe man was bound band and toot and kept in camp until a team was ready to start for civilization, when he was loaded aboard and given to a deputy sheriff. He seems to be par ticularly violent at the sight of animals, but since be has been confined he has acted in a perfectly rational manner. The physicians re gard his case as an exceedingly peculiar one and are watching it closely. PATIENCE NEEDED TO WIN. Senator Ingnlli' Advice to the Negro Repub licans of Louisiana. Washington, January 24. Senator Ingalls to-day received a visit from a delegation of Louisiana Republicans, wbo presented to him a resolntion adopted at a meeting held this morning, thanking the Senator for "the able and patriotic speech" delivered by him in the Senate yesterday. Senator Ingails responded briefly. He said that be could not have been so patient as the negroes of Louisiana had been. He urged them to continue to be patient, and said mat with patience he felt Bure tbey would win. Buckeyes Tote for Chicago. Columbus, January 24. The Ohio Legis lature has adopted in both branches a joint resolution instructing their Senators and re questing their Representatives In Congress to vote for the location of the World's Fair In 1892 in Chicago. The resolution was offered by Renresentative Hodge, of Cleveland, and it mot with no opposition. Atlantic City's New Proposed Promenade. Atlantic Crnr, January 24, The first regu lar session ot tbe Board of Commissioners ap pointed at the last terin of Atlantic County Courts to condemn and appraise lands and ad just damages along the route of the mw board walk in this city was held in tbe City Hall, and it is believed the walk will soon be built. DEATHS OP A DAY. Mrs. Plainer. Mrs. Clara M. Plumer. nee Bradley, daughter of Mr. Alex. Bradley, died yesterday morning after a very brief Illness. She was apparently In perrect health up to the time of the attack. Dr. Her was summoned, and on his first visit failed to discover any alarming symptoms. An hour later he called, but all efforts to save ber proved futile, fane died at II o'clock X. M. No cause of death has been assigned, bnt It Is believed to be attributable to heart disease. Mr. Plumer Is quite 111. Famoel Cnmpbell. Bamuel Campbell, a prominent citizen of Elnhln wlld, died very suddenly yesterdav of pneumonia. Mr. Campbell was taken lek last Monday. He was 60 yars old, was born In the neighborhood of Elphlnwlld, and has always lived there. At his death he was living in retirement. Mr. Campbell was well known In Pittsburg, and was prominent In Church matters and political circles. One or his daughters Is the wife of Dr. McKee, of Olen shaw. Mrs. Phebe A. Phillips. Mrs. Phebe A. Phllllos, widow of the late Robert B. Phillips, dltd at her residence on Squir rel Hill. Twenty-second ward, yesterday after noon. Mrs. Phillips bad many warm friends and acquaintances In this city who appreciated her many sterling qnalltles. Dlnry Canon. Mary 8. Canon, the 15-year-old daughter of Mr. and Mrs. J. B. Canon, died or heart failure yes terday morning. Mollle, as she was familiarly called by her associates, was or an exceedingly bright and happy disposition, and was esteemed by all who knew her. Henry S. Pierce. CANANDAionA. N. Y., January H. -Henry 8. Pierce, ex-Colleetor or Internal Revenue ror the District or Western Hew York, died last night, aged 84 years. His death was caused by Inflam matory rheumatism following Influenza. Prof. Johnston T. Plnlt. New Haven, Conn , January 24. Prof. Johns ton T. Piatt of the Tale Law School, died here yesterday of paralysis, atthe age of years. Colonel X L. Carrlngtoo. Richmond, Va., January 24. Colonel J. L. Carrlngton. proprietor of the Ballard House and the Exchange Hotel, died here this morning. THE ASSEMBLY BALL. The Pltubnr Club Home Handsomely Decorated With Ferm and Flowers Many People Enjoyed the Dance. Freshly crashed was every room and hallway in the Pittsburg Club Honse, yesterday after noon, and profusely decorated, which had a sort of elixlr-of-life effect on the rather an tiquated furnishings of tbe bachelor domain a renewal of apparent youthf ulness for the as sembly ball last evening. The club bouse was closed to members after the midday lunch and became a private man sion, then the process of transformation began, and by 6 o'clock everything was in readiness for the dance. The side entrance was used, of course, as it is on all state occasions, thus leaving the main hall free for occupancy by a second orchestra, Tbe entire club house was thrown open to the guests. Handsome tropical productions graced eacn room, toe reception room anu reading room on tbe first floor, and the dining r6om also presented quite a brilliant appearance. Tbd massive pier glass that adorns tho reception room was very prettily trimmed with graceful ferns and numerous harrisl lilies, all of whicb was doubled by tbe reflection in the mirror. Man tels were ladened witn exquisite plants and ferns, brightened and beautified by the appear ance of the pure, transparent lily, which, by tbe way, was tbe recognized flower of the dec orations. In tbe hallway an immense forest, seemingly, of foliage and other plants screened one por tion of Toerge Bros.1 orchestra, from which sweet strains of mneic lssned during tbe entire evening. The remaining portion of tbe orches tra was on the stage in the assembly hall, and just as heavily screened, but the Inspiriting music pUrced the denseness of the foliage, and as usual, gave great zest to tbe enjoyments of the evening. The billiard room, pool room and libraries were all furnished with a mag nificent adornment of nature's beauties, and when peopled with the boudoir ladies and knights of the carpet left notbingto be desired. At tho usual time the guests began to arrive, and tbe dusky maidens In the ladles' dressing room were in active and continued demand for a couple of hours attending to the wants of the fair belles and matrons. The ball was much more largely attended than the previous one this Season, and the dancing more enjoyable as a consequence. The supper was unusually elaborate, and served in a faultless manner. The costumes worn by tbe ladles were lavishingly Dretty, and some ot the bouquets carried were rarely beautiful. AX AFTERNOON TEA. Mrs, James H. Lindsay Entertains Her Lady Friends. Had Mrs. James H. Lindsay given an order to Old Probabilities for a perfect day upon which to have her afternoon tea, a more charm ing result could cot have been obtained than was granted her yesterday. Ridge avenue, in the vicinity of the Lindsay mansion, was lined with carnaees from 3 to 6 o'clock, and hosts of handsomely attired ladies were received by tbe entertaining hostess and her fascinating aids. Tbe various rooms of the lovely home were rich and fragrant with rare tropical plants and freshly cut flowers, and Gernert's Orchestra, screened by tell palms, sent delightful strains of melody floating out through tho perfumed air. The ladles who assisted Mr. Lindsay In the drawing room were the Misses LIghthill, Mrs. R.L.Orr, Mrs. M. L. Prestly, Wooster;Mrs D.F. xienry, mrs. j. is. Stevenson, Mrs. jonn McCutcheon. Mrs. F. G. McCntcheon and Mm. Elenor Collier. Tbe ladies who presided over the delicacies in the dining room that were provided by Ken nedy, were Mrs. V. D. Henry and Misses Git tings, Bounett, Whitney and Orr. Tbe ladies were all attired in charming afternoon toilets, and a most delightful time was the result of the efforts of Mrs. 'Lindsay. AN ENTERTAINING LECTDEE. Rev. George Hodges Talks About tbo Popes and tbe Emperors. The Rev. George Hodges, rector of Calvary Episcopal Church, delivered a very interesting and instructing lecture, last evening, at Grace Reformed Church. The lecture was delivered nnder the auspices of the Brotherhood of An drew and Philip, and the subject was "Tbe Popes and tbe Emperors." In tbe gentleman's characteristic entertaining manner of speaking be reviewed briefly the history of the middle ages. Taking first the era of tbe supremacy of the emperors and following with tbe era ot the papacy up to the era of the people, or tho pres ent era. The audience was small, but gave the speaker the most undivided attention. THE WOMAN'S ASSOCIATION. Their Regular Sleeting Was Held Oat Penn Avenae Yesterday. The regular meeting of the Woman's United Presbyterian Association was held yesterday afternoon in the Beventh U. P. Chnrcb, on Forty-fonrth street. Mrs. H. C. Campbell, President of tbe Association, was absent, but ber place was filled by Mrs. Stevenson. Tbe committee on tbe annual entertainment re ported that 2,024 bad been realized by the en tertainment held at Old City Hall in Decem ber last. A letter was received from a lady in Mercer county signifying her intention of con tributing 125 for tbe establishment of tbe aged Couples' Home. The next meeting will be held February 23 in the Second Chnrcb, Allegheny. An Enjoyable Dinner. "From 1 o'clock to 5 yesterday afternoon, in a private dining room at the Hotel Duquesne, a feast of reason and a flow of soul, accom panied with more substantial commodities, was enjoved by the Mutual Benefit Life Workers. The banquet was given by Mr. F. T. Lusk, tbe State agent of tbe association. Toasts and addresses were in order from all In attendance. For the Hospltnl. The arrangements for the Allegheny General Hospital entertainment, at the new Carnegie building in Allegheny, will be completed within a few days and announced through the newspapers. It will be well worthy the mag nificent building in whicb it will be held, and, being for so worthy a cause, ought to be well patronized. Social Cbntter. Invitations and programmes are out for the twenty-fourth anniversary of tbe St. Vin cent's Literary Association, to be given at Birmingham Turner Hall, Tuesday evening, February 4, 1890. Fart first of the programme is composed of vocal solos and recitations, and part second of a romantic drama entitled "The Mineral!," by H. G. Plunkitt, TnE second annual lecture, under the auspices of St. Vincent de Paul Conference of St. Mary's Church by Rev. J. F. Regis Can evin, will be given Sunday in the church at Forty-sixth street. Tho subject, "The Chris tian Family;" lecture to begin at 7:30p. it. Me. Harvey Sellers, nf Cassatt street. left yesterday morning for Lancaster, where he will claim as his bride Miss Chrisman, of Indianapolis. Their home will be in Pitts burg. On Thursday last Miss Agnes M. Warnock and Mr. William H. Luckock were married at tbe residence of tbe bride's mother, on Bed ford avenue, by Rav, J. E. Harsbaw. The fifth anniversary reception of tbe J. K. Moorhead Conclave No. 82, L O. H., will be given Monday evening, February 17, at Central Turner Hall, Forbes avenue. The monthly musical and literary occupied the evening at the Pittsburg Femalo College, last night, and delighted a very pleasing audi, ence. Mns. Harbt B. Hates gave a progressive eucbre party yesterday afternoon, which was a very enjoyable affair. . HUSI0 HATH CHABM8. John Ellas Engages a Bugler and Is Ar rested ns a Knlsanee. New York. January 24. "If music be the food of love, play on," said Assistant District Attorney Jerome, quoting from tho late lamented William Bbakespeare, as be yester day moved for the dismissal of an indictment tbat bad boen found against Mr. William Elias, a dealer in fancy goods at No. 69 West Twenty third street. It appeared by tbe papers that the defendant bad employed a bugler about tbe holiday times to play in the second story window of the build ing for the pnrpose ot attracting customers. Mr. Samuel W. Richards, of No. 69 West Twenty-tbud street, and other neighbors com plained of it as a nuisance, and caused tbe arrest of Ellas. There was but slight evidence tbat the play ing had been particularly objectionable. The cornetlst had only played "White Wings" once, Sweet VioIets'f only occasionally, "Where Did You Get That Hat" only by request, and "Down WentMcGinty" never. This good record saved the defendant, and he was discharged by Judge Fitzgerald. Where la Wlgglnsf From the Philadelphia Record, j Other profits may vaunt themselves, but the dead silence ot Stone Wiggins amid all these weathers Is surely not least amid tha winter's phenomena, THE STROLLER'S STORIES, Odd Opinions and Quaint Observations Gath ered From Curb and Corridor. Qnb hundred and thirty-one years ago to-day, by actual measurement, Robert Burns was born. His friends insist that ha was not to blame, as he had, at the time, not reached the age of discretion. After having lived some years he freely acknowledged his mistake. Although he was an entirely invol untary actor In that event, his friends Insist in setting apart this day for his praise. Personally be has cot enjoyed any birthdays for 94 years, but his friends have enjoyed plenty of them. They seem even to have a better time at it than Robert himself when he was doing the celebrating. Mr.Burns committed a very serious indiscretion in being born poor. This seemed to weigh heavily on bis mind, and drove him to writing poetry. Had be been rich he might cot have accumulated so much fame, but be would have bad more fun. Mr. Burns, how ever, was a scholar, a gentleman and a judge of good Scotch whisky. As he never tasted Monongahela rye, many citizens of this region consider that his life was largely wasted. J C. Daelet, of Portland, Ore., is at the Hotel Duquesne. He is a pleasant look ing gentleman, who sports a Boulanger beard and has been across the continent almost as many times as there are gray hairs in his bead. He is interested in one of tbe two blast furnaces on tbe Pacific slope, and came East" about a month ago to confer with iron manufacturers in tins city relative to opening up the mines west of the Sierras. He went to Virginia several weeks ago and has jnst returned from that locality, where, he says. Eastern capitalists are actively engaged in operating the iron mines of that place. Mr. Darley has just been ap pointed Superintendent of Construction for J. P. Witberow A Co., and now has six furnaces under construction and at least three in con templation. J Ludlow, representing tbe Choctaw Coal ' MiningCompany.isat the Hotel Duqnesne. He came to this city to purchase machinery and to secure miners to open up the coal mines in the Indian Territory. He has secured the machinery necessary and also a number ot miners, who will accompany him to the West. He has secured an option for a company in which be Is Interested on all tbe coal lands in tbe Indian Territory. Mr. Ludlow, although a young man, is a gentleman of nerve and judg ment. He achieved considerable reputation in tbe campaign of 1888, by boldly going among the Democratic politicians who haunt tbe Hoff man Honse bar, in New York, and offering to bet 1,000, cash displayed, on the election of Harrison. A DisTiNGTrrsHED party of gentlemen passed throngh the city last evening on their way to Washington. They were three chiefs of the Otoe Nation, from Redfork, Ind. T., wbo are going to Washington to see the Commissioner of Indian Affairs, and the President, if neces sary. About eight years ago 160.000 acres of land belonging to that nation, located in Gage county, Kan., were sold to private purchasers through a Government agent. For three years the interest was paid, bnt since that time the Nation has been unable to obtain any informa tion concerning either principal or interest. They are anxious to get upon the trail of the interest, at least. The members of the party were: George Arkeketab, bead chief of the Nation; Big Bear, Second Chief; James White water, Talking Chief, and Battiste Deroln, Interpreter. Tbe gentlemen are broad should ered, husky-looking men, resembling, in build and apparent mnscnlar configuration, William Mnldoon. Tbe principal chiefs wore broad brimmed hats, long, braided hair, and had their heavy, livery-stable blankets pulled up above their ears. J3 ev. Father Bernard, of St Michael's parish, Southside, and Iter. Father Sebas tian, of the Passionlst Fathers, departed last night for Baltimore. Father Sebastian was formerly in ebarge of St. Michael's parish, but is at present located in New Jersey. In tbe work of his order be annually visits his old ecclesiastical home. The clerical gentlemen, while going to Baltimore on minor business, expect to visit His Eminence, tbe Cardinal. The Stroller, THE CHINESE POLL TAX. Residents of British Colombia Want Canada to Inrrenao It. Ottawa, Ontaeio, January 24. British Columbians are waging war vigorously against the Chinese. They want tbe poll tax levied on tbe Chinamen doubled. Mr. Mara, member of Parliament for Yale, to-day presented a peti tion on this subject In the House of Commons. The petition Is signed by several thousand of the leading business men and employers of labor in the Province. Tbe petitioners set forth that the present tax of 50, owing to the great restrictions Imposed by the United States and neighboring countries, is far too low. It furnishes littlepractlcal protection to the white laborer against a competition as unfriendly as it is degrading. Abundauce of Chinese labor, says tbe peti tion, means a scarcity of wbite labor, a condi tion of things calamitous to the public Tbo Chinaman's presence in Canada Is a source of constant irritation to tbe wbite laborer, and tends to create a breach which ought never to exist between labor and capital. The China man does not add to the prosperity of tbe coun try, while the white laborer becomes tbe em ployer of labor in time. His children are edu cated and become loyal citizens, ever ready to defend the common weal. The interests of British Columbia and Canada, say tbe petitioners, generally will bo greativ conserved by the imposition of the additional tax. It is very likely, on account of these strong repre entations made by tbe petitioners, tbat the poll tax on Chinese before the present ses sion is over will be S100. KNIGHTS AND FARMERS. Belief That Tbey Will Unite and Control Politics in Alnbmna. BntMiNOnAM, January 24. Specials and private telegrams from the State Convention of Knights of Labor, now in session at Mobile, intimate that tbe third party question will be pushed to the front and aoted npon at this session. Many prominent Knights openly ad vocate a combination with tbe Farmers' Alli ance and making a fight in the approaching State campaign with a straight labor ticket. The members of tbe Alliance, it Is claimed, are willing to enter Into the movement. The mat ter has been quietly discussed In organized labor circles for some time, and tbe prevailing opinion seems to be that tbe time has come to cut loose from the o'd parties. Tbe Jjaoor Advocate, or this city the organ of the Trades' Council organized here last summer, In Its last issue says tbat tbe working, men need expect nothing from the old parties, and tbey must elect men enough from their own ranks to secure the legislation they need. The action oi tneimignts or Laoor conven tion is awaited with no little interest by Demo cratic politicians all over tbe State. Captain R. F. Kolb, State Commissioner of Agricult ure, is a candidate for the Democratio nomina. tiob for Governor. He is a prominent Alliance man and the candidate of the Alliance. If a third party movement is made Captain Kolb will hare to choose between the new party and Democracy or withdraw from the race. AT HOME ON HORSEBACK. A Texas Congressman Wbo Rides as Well as a Cowboy. Prom the Atlanta Constitution.! Colonel Kllgore. of Texas, althongh over 50 years of age, is yet as active as a Texas cow boy. He often rides horseback on pleasant afternoons, and Invariably selects the most vicious and treacherous animal he can find. It matters not whether the horse be a buckeror a pitcher, Colonel Kllgore cannot be removed from a dignified poise. Indeed, be sits in a saddle like be had been there every day of his lire. On a recent ride, tome distance in the coun try, he was bantered by a colleague tbat he could not pick a stone from the ground while his horse was In a sweeping gallop, as do tha cowboy in the various wild west shows. Kll gore could not stand such a challenge, and, with his horse in a foil run, leaned down and gathered up stone after stone, which be took occasion to chuck back at bis companion. Insanity In Massaehnsetts. From the Hew York Sun. What is tbe cause of this increase of insanity in Massachusetts? Is it crankism, new-fangled religion, philosophy, tbeosnphy, or a monotony of cheap culture, tbe decline of marriage, the Inheritance ot a morbid and decayed Puritan Ism? Or is it only an additional symptom of the deterioration of a racer A man bas to be pretty crazy to be considered crazy in Massa chusetts. But why is Massachusetts going crasyr Will some of her still considerable collection of sane persons take the trouble to try and explain! ME. PEUDEN'S LITTLE MISTAKE. The Only One on Record That the Execu tive Clerk Ever Made. yrom the Washington Post. Executive Clerk Pruden, who has acted as assistant to the private secretary of tbe Presi dent for many years, is a model of discretion. He never made but one mistake, so far as the Poll knows, and that one so slight and so swiftly repaired as not to be of account. Mr. Pruden has, among other things, the im portant duty of copying tbe President's list of nominations and communicating tbe same to the Senate. Tbe importunate newspaper man Is ever in pursuit of him, bu without avail, except npon the day of the mishap in question. Upon that day Mr. Pruden was just entering the Senate chamber with some important nominations nominations in a fight of national scope. At the Senate threshold he encountered a correspondent for an Eastern evening paper, apparently frantic to get tho news in time. Mr. Pruden, conscious that the next two min utes would make the whole matter public prop erty, told tbe names and offices to tbe anxious correspondent, Upon that instant the Sen ate adjourned from the day, Thursday, to Mon day, i Here was a "kettle of fish" for Mr. Pruden, to be sure. Government business, half tiansacted, advertised by him to the country. He overtook tbe correspondent and found what he had not observed before, that the representa tive of the press was, as was the occasional practice of tbe profession in that old time, in dulging in a drink. With the volubility of a tipsy man tbe lucky correspondent turned, as soon as be was told the nominations, from his thirst for news to bis thirst for the bottle, and while scuttling along toward the telegraph omce naa neen uiveriea into a Barroom. Mr. Pruden's sharp and anxious cross-examination of tho correspondent satisfied him that the happy fellow had entirely forgotten the nominations, and such proved the fact. So, while it is often the proud privilege of the press to exploit its professors for their numerous feats in enlightening the world, here is one at least in which the confession is forced, that the news was delayed by tbe weakness of the mer cury, QUA! SEEKS EETEXGE. Alleged to be Interfering With Mclilnley la His Own District. Canton, O., January 24. United States Sen ator Quay, not content with his position as the sole patronage broker in Pennsylvania, has crossed tbe line into Ohio and Is taking a hand in the Canton postmastershlp contest. This is tbe home of Major William McElnley and it bad been presumed that the distinguished Re publican would be conceded tbe honor of earning the man. Bnt Major McElnley nearly a year ago offended Mr. Quay, who not only fought him for Speaker, but has not forgiven bim for the part be took In the Alonzo Hart affair. Major McEinley wants his personal and political friend, W. K. Miller, for postmaster here, but m view of the Democratic Legisla ture's Intention of changing this Congressional district, he had decided to postpone the ap pointment until toward election day next fall, and then name the man wbo could do him the most good. Now, however, one George Mell inger has entered tbe field and wants the office without delay. He has the banking of National Chairman Quay, and says he thinks ho will win. Years ago Mellinger was in the railway mail service, and resided in the same town with Quay, at Beaver, Pa. His next door neighbor was State Senator James S. Rntan.tben Qnay's cht f lieutenant. A strong political friendship sprung up between Mellinger and Quav, and the latter has given assurances of his earnest support. Tbe discovery of this fact has caused consid erable ill feeling among Republicans here. Tbey consider it a qneer state of affairs when the Chairman of the chief committee of tbe House shall not have the privilege of naming bis own postmaster. But Mr. Quay has never let an opportunity pass to remind Senator Sherman and Major McKinley of the Alonzo Hart appointment of last spring, and this is a part ot his scheme of revenge. SMAET SPECULATORS CAUGHT. Some Chicago Men Who Tried to Work Westsldo Cable Stock Fall. Chicago, January 24. Some weeks ago a lit tle party of local speculators, whose operations have heretofore been confined chiefly to Board of Trade deals, began a raid on Westside Cable stock. Tbey invaded tbe Chicago Stock Ex change and made large sales of tbe cable com pany's securities. To give color to the report tbat the sales were made by bona fide owners of the stock in Philadelphia, who wanted to get out ano-put their money in other enterprises, tbe clique borrowed the Westside company's stock in that city and exhibited tbe certificates on tho Exchange here. By these tactics they got the price down to 90 cents and then pre pared a shrewd move by which they hoped to bear it still more. Tbe Supreme Court decision annihilating the Gas Trust was applicable, thev bad been told by lawyers, to tbe Westside Cable Company. It was then arranged that application should be made to Attorney General Hunt to begin quo warranto proceedings against the company, in the belief that when this was made public there would be another big drop in prices. It has leaked out that the quo warranto proceedings were never instituted, as it was found at the last moment tbat there Is too wide a difference in tbe organization and objects of tbe cable company and the Gas Trust to make any mere of tbat kind successful. Tbe result is that the schemers are In an unenviable position. In stead of making a lot of money some pretty lit tle fortunes will probably be lost. AN ENGLISH INDIGNITI. Tbe Warship Enterprise Asked to Par for Ancborngo Privileges. London, January 24. Another International episode between England and the United States has just been discovered. The American man-of-war Enterprise visited the beautiful Dartmouth harbor a few days ago and was taken by tbe pilot to the usual moor ing buov. A day or two later, when the warship was about to depart, the town harbor authori ties presented a small bill for anchorage privi leges. The captain indignantly refused to pay the bill and sailed away. Yesterday the ship returned to the same har bor with tbe embalmed body of ex-Minister Pendleton on board. The bill was again pre sented, and tbe captain again became indig nant; but the authorities Insisted, and tbe cap tain sent tbe bill to Minister Lincoln, wbo sus tained tbe captain in his action. The affair is creating much talk in American circles. A rich Pbiladelphian became angry and offered to my the bill himself, but the captain refused. lie said the bill was improper and illeeal and should not be paid. Tbe Foreign Office will probably have to settle the matter. A B0TTLEES' CLEARING HOUSE. How tbe Men Who Ship Goods Id Glass Are Protected. NewYoek, December 24. The American Bottlers' Protective Association, which has been in convention at Nilsson Hall, has fin ished its business and adjourned to meet in Newark on the second Tuesday in October. Tbo principal discussion arose over tbe vexed question of the exchange of bottles and siphons. As the law now stands no person has a right to have In bis possession any bottle or siphon without the owner's permission. Tbe efforts of tbe association have resulted In the seizure of 20,000 bottles Illegally held, since December 27. A part of tho work of the Protective Associa tion in the different cities has been to establish a sort of clearing bouse for bottles. Tbe ques tion arose wnetber bottles belonging to bottlers who are not members of the association should be returned when recovered, and the conven tion, by a large majority, refused to recognize non-members. ORIGINALS AND COUNTERFEITS. A Sals of Rare Coins la Nrtv York, Soma of Them Qaeer Ones. Nbw Yoek, January 24. The prices of the Davis coin sale were good. Colonial issues reached the highest figures. A New York doubloon of 1767 brought 450, a set of three Maryland coIns,asbilIing,asixpenceandagroat, one of which bore the bust of Lord Baltimore, 39 each; a New England shilling of Massachu setts. 143 6a A half-dime of 1802 sold for 8170. The collectors and some dealers attending the sals were indignant at the threatened seiz ure by tbe secret service authorities of some counterfeits of rare colonial coins. Tbe origin als of these coins, they say, are not now redeem able by any Government, and the counterfeits were only struck for scientific purposes, and are of value only to numismatists. To Open CUms for a Wager. Bukungton, N. J., January 24. William Wlnfleld, of Burlington, and George H. Wright, of Philadelphia, will have a clam opening con test In tbe Opera House at Burlington on Mon day night for S50 and a gold medaL A great deal ot money Is wagered on the contest. CUKI0US C0HDEHST10K8. Orange City, Fix, boasts of a head of lettuce nearly six feet in circumference. New England merchants are beginning to organize to secure legislative protection against tbe "fire" and "bankrupt sale" com panies that tour that section. Even snow drifts 20 feet deep and packed as boys pack snowballs are compelled to yield to tbe rotary plow. These modern an. pliances mean business when they get to work- Prince Bismarck was on one occasion challenged to fight a duel by tbe Austrian statesman Count Recbberg. Both were at tbe time Ambassadors to the German Diet at Frankfort. Miss Kennedy, a San Francisco school ma'am who was dismissed by the school com mittee in 1887 without any assigned cause, has been reinstated by a decision of the Supreme Court, with 35,000 for pay in the Interval. Charles Villiers is now the oldest mem ber of the British House of Commons. He is 87 years old, and bas sat continuously for Wolverhampton since 183a. He was associated with Cobden and Bright in the reform agita tion. The two confirmed bachelors of the diplomatic corps at Washington are the French Minister, Theodore Houston, and the Chevalier von Tavera, the Austrian Minister. M. Rous tan is fond of society, but Von Tavera is a re cluse. Three thousand Portuguese citizens have left their cards atthe French and Span ish Legations in Lisbon to show their appre ciation of the sympathy with Portugal shown by the French and Spanish in the Anglo-Portuguese dispute. English syndicates have put $1,000,000 In Chicago breweries; $4,500,000 In New York breweries, and $12,000,000 in St. Louis brewer le. Whichever route tbe World's Fair may take the syndicates are assured of a halcyon and vociferous trade. The French soldiers have been an army of tea-dnckers during the prevalence of la grippe. Whenever la grippe made its appear ance in a regiment all the soldiers who re mained free from tbo epidemic were given between meals hot tea with sugar. There has been placed in the Man chester, Mass., Public Library a copy of tbe Bible published in 1599. It is the gift of Miss Ella Lee, daughter of tho late Charles Lee, to the Manchester Historical Society. This rare and valuable publication Is known as the Bishop's Bible, and was first printed in 1563. By way of shedding some light on the inquiry as to when shad were first used for food, Richard Wynkoop publishes a letter of which be bas the original, showing that Wash ington's soldiers ate them in 178L Tbat the fish was even then held in proper esteem is in dicated by the fact that it is spelled with a cap ital S in the letter referred to. An appropriation allows every Senator not tbe chairman of a committee the service of a clerk during tbe session of Congress at a com pensation of $6 per day, Sunday and holidays Included. A year or two ago Senator Reagan caused nis wife to be sworn in and her name placed on the pay-rolls in the Senate as his clerk, and the has been reappointed at this session. In the shadowy nooks of the vestibules, hallways and corridors of the modern mansion may be seen great china jars ot foliage, giving a decidedly unique and picturesque finish to tbeir surroundings. Wavy tufts of palmas gras3 in coral red rest against a background of feathery brown grasses, while large palm leaves are often added to improve the beauty of these generous size bouquets. Uncle Sam pays his 200,000 employes, including soldiers and sailors, an average sal ary of $325 apiece. The average earnings of tbe plain every-day citizen, who gets pay in proportion to tbe work be does, are about half tbat much, probably. This state of affairs ex plains, perhaps, why about 26,000,000 male American citizens make a dead set for about 50,000 offices every four years. A Topeka, Kas., preacher dressed him self in rough clothing and started ont to see If be could make a living as a common laborer. He found he could cot and gave up the at tempt after one day's trial, thus escaping the abuse that wonld have been beaped upon him when the horny-handed workingmen fonnd that a mere preacher was trying to takeaway their trade witbout having joined their union. Everybody smokes in Japan. The pipes bold a little wad of finecnt tobacco as big as a pea. It is fired, and the smoker takes one long whiff, blowing the smoke In a cloud from his mouth and nose. The ladles have pipes with longer stems than the men, and if one of them wishes to show a gentleman a special mark of favor, she lights her pipe, takes half a whiff, hands It to him and lets bim finish out the whiff. The commissioners of the State Eeserva tion at Niagara, in their annual report, oppose all projects looking to utilizing the falls for manufacturing purposes. In so doing they doubtless reflect public sentiment. Last year an attempt was made to get a bill through the Legislature giving a business corporation cer tain rights in connection with the falls, but it fell dead as soon as the people's attention was called to it, The late Sig. Pietro Marcollini, who begged at the portico of St. Peter's. Rome, was a celebrity in bis way. He was tbe only person authorized to beg at the west entrance of, the Basilica. He received this permission from Pius IX., who had taken a fancy to him. Pio Nono also gave Marcollini an old cloak, for which tbe beggar often received tempting offers which he would never accent. Marcollini had begged for years and found the occupation profitable. On nis death be left $10,000 to his nephew. The grand jury is investigating the charges of corruption made against certain members ot the St. Louis Municipal Assembly. One of the charges is the alleged distribution of $15,000 among members cf the House of Delegates for the passage of a bill to grant a franchise to the Rapid Transit Railway Com pany. It is claimed that one member took a key to a safe deposit nonopened lt.and took the 15,000 which ne bad previously seen placed there. There are a number of similar cases awaiting action, ana a number of prominent citizens have been notified to appear and tes tify. There are four members of the United States Senate who can never be candidates for tbe Presidency of this Republic, under the Constitution, because ot alien birth. Senator Jones, of Nevada, was born in Herefordshire, England: General McMillan, of Michigan, in Hamilton. Ontario: Senator Beck, of Kentucky, in Dumfriesshire. Scotland, and Senator Pasco, of Florida, in London, England. While it is tbe exception rather than otherwise tbat a Senator as born in the State he represents, sectional lines have been closely observed. Of the Northern Senators only two were born in the South Senator Cullora. of Illinois, in Ken tucky, and Senator Hawley, or Connecticut, In North Carolina. Not one Southern Senator is of Northern ongio. Seven ladies of politico-social emi nence, styling themselves citizens, have pe titioned: the Senate and House of Representa tives not to forget womankind when legislating for the orginlzation of tbe Board of Managers of tbe Exposition of 1E92, "in view of tbe fact." says tbe petition. tnat there will be tn said exhibition a presentation uf the share taken by women in tha industrial, artistic. Intellectual and religions progress of tbe nation." The ladles whose autographs are appended are Rebecca H. Manderson, of Nebrasga; Ellen Bayne,of Pennsylvania; Julia Cullom. of Illi nois; Florence 8. Vance, of North Carolina; Mary L. McMillan, of Michigan; Mary R. Payne, of Ohio, and Mary L. Walthall, of Mis sissippi. Tbe pleasant little missive was re ferred to tbe Select Committee on the Quadri CentenniaL COMIC CLIPPINGS. The accordion skirt has gone out of style. It was too loud. Chicago Timet. Many a man has sacrificed his feelings by footing a bill when his preferences lnellned to the collector. Binghamton Leadtr. There's nothing very doleful about it; still when a maiden has sifted a kiss through an lnelplentmnstacheshels apt to get down In tho month. PMtadelpMa Prttt. Miss Qushington Did yon ever attend, a kissing bee, Doctor? Dr. Sarah Jones (frigidly)-You seem t forget, Miss Uushlngton, tbat ray practice Is not extend ed to Insects l-S. r. Sun. Newly-Accepted Suitor Well, Bobby, you will have a new nncle soon. I am your Annt Mary's choice for a husband. Bobby (surprlsed)-Weil. that's strange. I beard her tell mamma only yesterday that yon r were nobson's choice. Z. She You are very kind to invite me to go sleighing, bnt-did your horse ever run awayf He Often. You see 1 am careless about horses, and often let the reins fall In tbe bottom ot that sleigh and drive with my feet. fche-1'11 go. -Via lor Wtttty. "No, slree. I ain't a-going to put ray name to every piece of paper I see around," said stranger of tbe way-back type standing la front of the register of one of tbe hotels. "Some fellers 1 know got took In that way onet, and had tsr nay nuf lightning rod ter build a railroad, and I ain't going ter sign nothln'." PMIadtlpMaBecoTdifc if JF V - i V.