rV? ' v5 THE' PITTSBURG DISPATCH, SUNDAY, JANUARY 12, 1890. 19 WBITTE1T rOB THE W w xy &4r CWiMrA. Sf IVEZZtt LA ssls HERE was c time a King -n was verv ill, a all physicians agreed that he could never recover unless he could hear the phenix bird sin?. The King had three sons, whom he called to him and said: "To the one who brings me the phenix bird shall I give my kingdom." The three youths set out on the journey, and traveled together until they came to a large tree wmcn stood at the cross-roads. .Here the brothers decided to separate, and after cut ting their names on the bark of the tree. they promised that whoever should return first would await the others. "When the eldest prince had traveled a short distance he met a huge bear, who asked: "Where are vou going, traveler?" "That doe not concern you," was the un gracious reply. The second prince met the same hear, and in answer to the question, "Where are you goingy saio: "Don't trouble yourself about mvafiairs." The bear was very angry at this lack of courtesy, and growled furiously u.ne youngest prince, whose name was Ferdinand, traveled several hours without meeting any one; then the bear finally crossed his path also, and addressed to him the same question which he had asked his brothers. The boy answered: "My father is very ill, and cannot recover unless he hears the phenix bird sing, and I amxroing with mv brothers-in search of this bird." "If you will trust yourself to me," said the bear, "I will show you where the phenixbird is to be found, and how you can obtain it. Xoir seat yourself on my back in order that you may travel 'faster." The boy obeyed, and soon was speeding rn like the wind over the country. Twelve hours they traveled over hill and dale, and at nightfall stopped before a large city. "Within these walls," said the bear, "lives the King who owns the phenix bird. Go into the castle and seek a place as a servant; you will then have an opportunity of going into the birdbouse andeenring the phenix bird which stands in a wooden cage. In that cage you must carry it away, or else all will go wrong with yon." Early the next morning the youth went to the castle, as the bear had told him to do, and was fortunate enough to obtain a posi tion in the bird house. By his diligence he soon won the confidence of the head master, who one day went away and left Ferdinand in charge of the birds. "Now," thought the bov, "this is mv opportunity to escape with the treasure." So, taking the small wooden case that stood in the corner, he was about to leave the room, vhen thinking it a pitv to carry so handsome a creature in such a homely cage, he selected a golden one, and, putting the bird in it hastily, left the castle. But as he was pressing the conrt yard the phenix bird began to scream and make snch a noise that all the servants ran to see what was the matter, and poor Ferdi nand was seized and thrown into prison "Oh, if I had only obeyed the bear," he cried. "Yea, that is what yon should have done," said the hear," suddenly appearing before him. "But as this is your first offense I shall forgive you and help vou out of this trouble. Yon must beg permission to be led to the King; then tell him why you wished vU M0? txjfc- y&us- -4- his bird, and say that if he will give it to jou, you will bring him the most beailtifnl steed under the sup." The boy carefully obeyed these instructions, and was released by the king, who willingly promised the bird in return for the horse. The bear was waiting at the palace cate, and taking the boy on bis back traveled with him up hill and down until at dusk they reached a large city, where the bear said a king lived who kept the most beauti ful horses in the world. Ferdinand must seek the place of stable boy, and then he would have an opportunity of securing the horse; but he must be sure to lead him away bv his own leather halter, ptherVise great misfortune would come upon bim. The Prince went to the castle and was engaged as stable boy. One day being left alone in the stable he took the heautilul horse by the halter and led him out into the yard; but he thought it would not do to present to the King snch a handsome auinial with snch an ugly halter, and taking a golden bridle that was near he (lipped it on. At that moment the horse became unmanageable and cried out, "Thief, thief." The court officers soon assembled, and again poor Ferdinand was thrown into prison. "Oh. what shall I do now," he cried, "the PHtMIX BIRD. PITTSBTJBG DISPATCH, bear will certainly have nothing more to do with me?" His old friend, however, appeared before him, and, after Reproving him severely, i(h "Since you are sorry for your dis obedience I shall help you once more. Go to the King, tell him why you wished his horse, and say that if he will give it to you you will bring him a jewel more precious than ever seen by man." The Prince lost no time in following this advice. He was setjat'liberty bv the King, who promised to give the horse in return for the precious jewel. Mounting the bear Ferdinand sped over the country till he came "to a high mountain. "Now," said the bear, "in a few moments the mountain will open and will remain open for one hour. Enter fearlessly; for, although you will see lions and all other kinds of wild animals, they cannot hurt you. Go to the end of the cave, and there, lyine apart on a golden plate, you will find the precious jewel. Do not stop to gather other gems, for if the mountain should close upon you I could do nothing lor you." Ferdinand resolved to profit by his former experience. When, a few moments later, with a noise like thunder, the mountain parted, the boy, unmindful of the frightful monsters hich appeared on all sides, rushed into the cave, looking neither to the right nor the left, until he found the object of his search. Then turning round he walked rapidly toward the entrance, within a few feet of which he discovered a large quantity of exquisite pearls. Thinking that it would require but an instant to snatch a handful, he bent over the stones, when, from an invisible hand, he received such a violent blow on his head that he was serjt reeling from the cave out upon the mountain side. When Ferdinand recovered himself there stood the bear smiling grimly at him. "You may thank me for that blow," he said; "in an instant more the mountain would have closed, and you would have been shut in forever." The Prince was grateful for his escape, and having seated himself on the back of the bear, soon came to the owner of the handsome horse, who willingly gave his steed for the precious jewel. Ferdinand then hastened to secure the phenix bird, which was readily given him for the horse. "And now," said the bear, "vou do not need me, and I shall go my way." But Ferdinand would listen to no such proposition, and finally persuaded this kind friend to accompany him to his father's palace. There was great rejoicing in the court when it was learned that the youngest prince had returned and brought the phenix bird. The other brothers had long since returned unsuccessful, and the old King was now too week to leave his bed. Ferdinand entered the palace amid blow ing ot horns and flourishes of trumpets. Turning to look for his old comrade, he was astonished to see, not a great shaggy bear, but a noble Prince, who had been en chanted by a wicked fairy. The phenix bird sang merrily, and the old King joined in the dance given inhonor of his son's return. Ferdinand received the kingdom from his father, and became the greatest ruler in the land. JPatsie. A bird fabled to exist single, and to rise again from its own, ashes, and hence used as an emblem of immortality. DETERMINED TO BE SOCIABLE. A Passenger Tries in Tain to be Agreeable to tbe Conductor. Mew Tort Sun.l As the train left Dayton, south bound, the conductor came into the smoking car with a cry of "Tickets, pleasel" and as there was only one fresh passenger he walked di rectly up to him. This new arrival was from the farm, and in nothing of a hurry. "What's up. Kurnel?" he asked as the conductor halted before him. "Ticket, sirl" "Yes. Is she on time?" "Yes." "Going right to Cincinnati?" "Yes. Ticket, if you please." "I had a ticket, but . Say, how's wheat looking along this line?" "Give me your ticket." "Wonder where I put it? Been much rain between here and Hamilton this month? Feller was telling me yesterday that he never "I'm in a great hurry, sirl" exclaimed the conductor. "Shool Haven't got any hay out at the other end of the line, have you? I got caught once last week, and me'n Bill had to work like nailors to beat a thunder storm." "Have vou got a ticket?" "Of course." "Tnen hand it over at oncel I can't fool away my time here!" "fahool Wall, here's the ticket, and I want a receipt lor it. Feller in such a hur ry as you are might die suddenly. Lands! but what a hired man you'd make for a week or twol Never had one who was in a hurry. Say, if,you " But Jhe conductor had gone,and he turned to us with a look of disgust ou his face, aud continued: "That's the way with these monopolies. They not only want all yonr money, but they woVt treat you decent after they" git it. Beckon I'll drop' in ou the boss ot the road wben I git to town, and let him know that suth conduct don't go down with a free born American.'' AN ABMiNT-lIlXDtD FARMER. The Pf collar Doable Blander Hade br a fecotchman. bcottlsh American. A Scotch farmer who was a little absent minded w&s one day going into Perth with a load of hay. He led the horse out of the stable, but instead of backing it into the trams ol the wagon he absent-mindedly led the ammaValone the road, and never as mnch looked behind him till he walked into .the yard, leading the horse, where tbe hay was to be delivered. " Whaur will I back into?" he cried to a stableman standing by. "Back in what?" asked the man. "The hay, you stupid idiot." "What hay, ye've nae hay, ye dalt gowk." Turning round, to his consternation, the farmer lor the first time apprehended the fact that he had left tbe wagon at home, and brought the horse alone. In his hurry to repair the error he started off at a trot, and was half way back to h(s own farm before he realised the fact that he had left tbe horse behind. Angostuba Bitters are the best rem edy for removing indigestion. Sold by drug girts. ' " WOMEN AND TEE SEA. Some of theAncient Legends and Strange Beliefs About . THE FAIRER SEX AHD THE OCEAff. Beautiful Nymphs Dwelling in Coral Caves Beneath the Wares. WOMEN MAKE FIRST-CLASS SAILORS rWRITTKN FOB T3Z DISPATCH. There is much that is curious and anomal ous in the relations between woman and the The salt water usually goes under a masculine name, although the ancient Greek and the modern Frenchman alike used a feminine appelation for it The goddesses of the sea were all powerful, sharing with Neptune the dominion over its waters. The chosen patroness of sailors in Greece was Athene, a female goddess. Derceto, Isis, Thetis, Juno, Artemus, Ino and Doris, arriong the Greeks, and Syrians, Skathi and Ban among the Northmen, and other inferior female deities, possessed more or less power over the waves, according to legendary myths. There was traditionally a multitude of feminine beings sporting in the foaming waves, such as the Oceanids, the Nereids, the Hindoo Apsaras, the Ger man Nixies, which were the ancestors of the modern mermaids. Female deities of the sea are not unknown in our days. The Chinese have a favorite marine goddess, Ijoong-Mdo, and Ke-Hung and Ma-Chua are also venerated by sailors. 4ncient myths also represent woman as the offspring of the salt foam. Venus arose from its blue waves, and Lakshuii, a Hindoo goddess, had a similar origin. A certain tribe of Arizona Indians revere a "grand mother goddess of the sea," who, they say, brought mankind and speech with her from the bottom of the ocean. It is usually a male oemg woo, coming irom the sea depths, brings with him the sciences and arts. Audaman Islanders say the first woman came from the 'sea. The Virgin Mary is to Catholic sailors all-powerful at sea. Her chapels line the coast of Southern Europe, and are filled with tablets, inscrip tions, pictures aud gifts made by pious sail ors in times of distress and danger. Eras mus, in his "Shipwreck," says: "In ancient times. Venus took care of mariners because she was supposed to be born of tbe sea, and because she left off taking care of them the Virgin Mother was put in her place." In a hymn to the Virgin in use in Catholic churches she is called "Star of the Sea," and is asked to calm the waves. According to old legends, Saint Christine was thrown into the sea, with a stone about her neck. The cord broke, the stone sank and the saint walked ashore. Saint Anne is the patroness of Canadian sailors. Saint Hele na calmed a storm at sea, and other canon ized women are fabled to have certain power over the deep. BOEN OF THE SEA. Woman is still more closely connected with the sea in other legends. Hesiod makes the ocean offspring of Mother Earth and Father Uranus. According to Polyne sian myths, Tane is mother of the sea, as well as of fresh water and of the winds. Sailors in Brittany call the sea "grand mother," while in Spain they allude to it as "godmother." When the sea is smooth and tranquil. Portuguese sailors call it "the ladies' sea," and Breton boatmen call it "ladies' weather." A bay on the coast of Potbio i, f.'illorl Tla h...lTlati at f trivia9 T and Spanish discoverers called the tropical sea, when the gentle trade winds blow, the "ladies' gulf." (Gnlfo de las damas.) In many popular legends women dwell at the bottom of the ocean. This is generally trne of the old goddesses of the sea, of the nymphs, the mermaids and nixies. In Greenland myths, an old woman lives at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by seals, and seeds forth the animals of the sea. Mermaids have beautiful palaces to which they sometimes decoy men. Sometimes, on the contrary, the men of the sea carry away earthly brides, who sometimes leave them in the lurch, like the forsaken mermaids of the beautiful ballad. In Russian story, Sadko marries a daugh ter of the Tsar Moskoi, King of the Sea, and lives in a golden palace at the bottom of the ocean. An ancestral god of the Japanese was reported also to have married the daughter of tbe King of the Tides. An Irish legend reports the same ot the semi historical King Diarmid. One of the most bizarre of these stories of men detained be neath the waves is one formerly told that the officers of the Royal George. Admiral LKempenfeldt's ship,thatsankather anchors at bpitnead, were detained in tbe wreck by the spell cast over them by Portsmouth women, for whom they had manifested great attachment. The magic of these diabolical sirens was broken when, the bulk was de stroyed by an electrical mine. A tradition of Colonsay Island recited that a certain MacPhail was carried off by a mermaid, whom he atterward deserted. And ever as the year returns Tbe charm-bound sailors know the lay, For sadly still the mermaid monrns The lovely chief of Colonsay." Such -tales are numerous. There are many localities on the eastern coast of the Atlantic where such beings are said to lurk. ready to drag down the unwary sailors for1 wnom especially tney seem to have a predi lection. THE SAILOE'S WIFE. The sea itself, however, is sometimes cruel to women. An old Briton legend asserts that a group of roots in a certain locality are certain young girls who derided a maritime saint whose chapel is near the spot. Tennyson, in "Enoch Arden," por trays the desolate condition of the wire of the absent mariner, and there is olten truth in the Tamil saying: "Tbe wife of the shipmaster is in a lucky situation so long as the ship is safe; if it is lost, she must beg." Witches and such uncanny females had great power over tbe sea. Certain Druid esses on the Isle la Sein, off the French coast, were anciently reported to have great power over the waves. Lapland witches were especially noted in former days fortnis power. "O'ons. I'll marry. a Lapland witch as soon, and live "upon selling contrary winds and wrecked vessels," says one of the characters in an old English play: There were many famous English witches who were said to have caused storms at sea. In King James II, of Scotland's day, Ag nes Sampson conspired with others to wreck that monarch's ship, and raised a storm by throwing a cat into the sea. Many others, like the witch in "Macbeth," possessed power over the elements, and Scott tells of Bessie Millie who drove a prosperous trade in winds as late as 1814. These same ladies sailed about iu selves and eggshells. Virgil makes the ships of his hero turn to female nymphs. ""Now, wondroug! as they beat the foaming Tbe umber softens into flesh and blood. The yards and oars now arms and legs design; A trunk, the hull; the slender keel, a spine; Tbe prow, a female face: and by degrees The galleys rise green daughters of the seas." Notwithstanding a physical dread of the sea, fashion makes of women persistent sea bathers, and some doubtless believe in the many absurd things frequently said about the wonderlul efficacy of sea water. In former days sea baths were believed, to puri fy from sins, and a mbdern traveler tells us that Sidonian women still assemble on a certain beach to dance and to bathe in the sea for the purpose of washing away their sins. On the shores of tbe Bed Sea, widows get rid of theirsuperfluous grief by n sea bath immediately after the funeral, accompanied by their female friend. In many islands-of Oceanica infants are bathecUn tbe sea by their mothers at soon as convenient alter birth. ISLANDS INHABITED BY WOMEN'. A widespread legend existed of islands in the ocean inhabited only by women, like the Homeric Isles of Circe and Calypso. Jason and the Argonauts found women onlv at Ul'UU. Leunoi. Arab geographers in'.the Middle J Aees stroke ofGeziret-el-Nesro. where no male being ever landed, and they had other J. traditions ot isles innaoiteu oy immuruu women, similar to that described by the Fijians as lying to the nprthwest of their archipelago. Old Harco Palo brought to Europe traditions of such islands, and there is still a legendary Woman's Island near Japan. Columbus "reported of Martinique that women were its only inhabitants. Fonee islands, on the contrary were forbidden to women. Such was the holy Isle lona, where 'monks alone dwelt. The wives of servitors and tradesmen resided in tbe neigh boring Woman's Island. The same was reported ot another priestly island. Lindisfnrsep. Neither women nor hogs were allowed on the Isle of Shoals prior to 1674, and women are still prohibited on tbe Island of Fernando Novouha, and on Navassa Island, the scene of a recent tragedy. It was quite the fash Ion to place the middle ages heroines upon islands in tbe sea, and Astolpho makes Alcina inhabit an insular paradise, and in another were the enchanted gardens of Armida. Ovid tells us of a maiden, Peumele, who was turned into an island, and there are other Greek legends to the same effect. Popular proverbs connect woman with the. sea, usually to her disadvantage. Old Greek and Latin proverbs were: "Fire, Sea and Woman three evils;" and Italian and Bussian savings repeat the same. In Sicily they say: "God keep us from the sea, from fire and from women." Woman, fire. Mars, wind and sea, Make five Ills ot great degree; reads an old French proverb. A Danish slander upon the sex is, "When a woman has no answer ready, the sea will want water." "Trust not the discourse of the great, the duration of a calm at .sea, the lucidity of, the day, the speed of thy horse, or the speech of woman," says a Turkish pro verb. Two very old English proverbs con nect women further with the ship: "A ship and a woman are ever repairing," and "A ship and a woman always want trimming." These also furnish reasons for the sailor's calling his ship "ohe." There are many other alleged reasons for this. The ship is capricious and fitful, "the rigging costs more than the hull," and looks best when fully rigged out. The ship possesses many parts of the female attire has a waist, collar, stays, laces, bonnets, ties, riblands, earrings, chains, jewels and scarfs, and is full of pins, hooks and eyes. The ship is the sailor's sweetheart, but the impressionable mariner often divides his affections between this and other loves. MAEEIAGE AND THE SEA are connected by several pithy sayings, and a ludicrous anecdote illustrates the same union. An old Scotch saying is: "Mar riage wad tame the sea, if a match could be made for her." "When yon walk," says the Bnssian proverb, "pray once; when you go to sea, pray twice; when going to be mar ried, pray three, times." Two French women were walking by the sea, and one, astonished by the high and furious waves, asked the other: "Is tbe sea married?" "No." "Ah, if it were only weddedl I promise you its Iriskiness would be soon tamed!" Spaniards say: "Tuesday, don't marrv, eo to sea, or leave your wife;" while Italians have a similar proverb: "Friday, don't marry, don't travel." "Give a woman luck and cast her into the sea," is an old English saying, and some such sentiment must have prompted the German who threw his wife overboard to lighten the ship in'a storm, saying: "All freight lightens." An old epigram refers to this or a similar anecdote: Wbattyme a troublous tempest rose and tost tbe trembling seas; Each one threw in his heaviest stuff, the loaded boat to ease; But Molzut (one among the rest)cast in his wife, and salde, 'Naught heavier than skoldlng wife I deme there can be waled.' Women are not famous as navigators. An old French saying emphasizes this: If tbe sea was never rough. Every woman would be a sailor. Women are acconnted as unlucky at sea, and sailors used to dread seeing them on board. Fishermen in many places do not allow them near their boats or tackle, and count it a bad omen to meet one early -in the- mormntr. Although I woman seems physically incapacitated from the sailors' calling, there have been in the annals of the sea, many notable instances of female sailors. In a few rare cases women have disguised themselves in male attire, and have been efficient as seafarers, while accounts ot the bravery and good seaman ship of the wife of some merchant captain, whojias been driven to take her husband's place, come to us occasionally. In the melancholy records of shipwrecks, women otten shine conspicuously as examples of fortitude, endurance, and resignation. There' are certain duties best performed by women, and the multiplication of ocean travel has led to the employment of AN AMAZONIAN FLEET of stewardesses, most of whom seem to be as little affected by the motion of the vessel as their male associates. Upon the gre.at lakes there are many women employed s cooks on board the coasting schooners. One ol the best amateur yacht sailors of modern days was the now deceased Lady Brassey, who seemed to delight in the lite at sea. Since yachting has become so fashionable, more women are to be found at sea. If we argue Irom the habits of women in the islands of the Pacific, or in Greenland waters, women may become as much habit uated to the waves and as skillful in the management of boats as men. The oomiks or "woman boats" of Arctic regions are manned by females alone. Gilbert's satire on milk and water sailors in his ballad, "The Hot Cross Buu," may but foreshadow what we will see in the future, when some gallant captain shall be persecuted by the attentions of amatory female seawomen. Ihe ignorance of women concerning nauti cal things has made them the target for wits on many occasions. "Pshaw," said a Frenchwoman who saw the ocean for the first time, "the ebb and the flow is, alter all, nothing but green water." Another ex claimed: "Ah I tbe big pond! bat if it over flows I shall be completely overwhelmed!" The fisherman's egotism in naming the At lantic "the herring pond" was equalled by the Breton washerwoman who cried out at sight of the sea: "You have there a big washing pond, but iwill take many wash ing stones to surround it." F. L. Bassett. TIM CAMPBELL AND TWEED. A Prediction About the Grent Boss That ffni Fully Verified. New York Snn.l OneoftBe stories that went around at Tim Campbell's Oriental Club banquet tbe other night was the one of Mr. Campbell's alleged remarks to Tweed when the latter, then in the height ot power, had caused o be ofiered to Campbell an immense sum if he would join the Tweed ranks. "Mr. Tweed," Campbell is said to have E3id, "you're a good fellow and I like ypu, but you can'tet anything out of me; I'll be up here at Albany yet when you're be hind the bars." After Tweed's fall and when his residence in Ludlow street jail made him a constitu ent or Campbell's, the two men struck up a great friendship, and Campbell used to go around to the jail evenings aud play cards with the old man. Tweed himself then spoke of Campbell's remarks of several years belore and talked mournfully of the fulfillment of the prediction. SPOTTING A SPOTTER. A Car Condncior Proves Ho Knows How Hi Bread Is Battered. Denver Times. One of the most remarkable men in the city is a conductor on one of the Broadway cable cars.- It was Christmas Day and the oars had been crowded every trip. Among the passengers was a wealthy Denver gen tleman, who handed the conquctor $L "Take oat 5 cents for fare and keep the 05 cents for yourself" said the capitalist to the tired conductor. But what did the conductor do? He punched out 20 lares for thsfcorananr ana ai tern arapui me oinex dots oa to the "new spotter. SUNDAY THOUGHTS -ON- AND BY A CLERGYMAN. Certain theorists dream of the day wben national boundaries shall be obliterated and nations melted into one vast brotherhood. 'Tis a more fanciful "Utopia than SirThomas More's. Prof. Goldwin Smith, in his lec tures on the Study of History, points out the fact that the division ot mankind into nations has clearly entered into the counsels of creation. It is secured not only by bar riers of sea, mountains, rivers, intervening deserts barriers which conquest, the steam vessel, the railroad might surmount but also by race, by language, by climate, and other physical influences,so potent that each in its turn has been magnified into the key of all history. The reason is plain. If all mankind formed a single Commonwealth, with one language, one constitution, one literature, and this state became corrupted, what re demption would there be? As the keen stu dent above mentioned wisely says, nations redeem each other. They preserve for each other principles, truths, hopes, aspirations, which, committed to the keeping ot one na tion only, might, as frailty and error are conditions o man's being, become extinct forever. They not only raise each other when fallen, tbey save each other from fall ing; they support each other s steps by sym pathy and example; they moderate each other's excesses and extravagances, and keep them short of the fatal point by the mutual action of opinion. They do for each other nationally very much what men of different characters do for each other morally in the intercourse of life; and that they might do this it was necessary that they should be as they are, and as the; ar rangements of the world secure their being. at once alike and unlike alike enough for sympathy, unlike enongh for mutual cor rection. Those, therefore, who would destroy na tionalities, whether by the sword of the conqueror or the catchwords of internation alism, should understand that tbey have to contend not only against morality, but against natnre. The attempts which have been made by conquest have been significant failures. Take Austria a horde of different races held'together under the lock and key of despotism. Its weakness, its tendency to go to pieces is an open secret. Take Tureev. Proverbially, it is the "sick man" of Eu ropesuffers from chronic dyspepsia, caused by the effort to digest mongrel bloods. On the other band, the strong na tions are Germany and France, which are homogeneous. Or to go further back, ancient Borne con quered the world. "What was the result? Political' and social corruption. Whence came relief? From without. The warlike tribes ol the North shivered under the yoke of Borne, and after an agony of six centuries restored the nations. The brotherhood of the future will be Christian, not national spiritual, not earthly. "My kingdom," said Jesus, "is notof this world." A Foolish Satire. One of -the holiday comic papers published a cartoon representing a clergyman iu the act of disposing of his multitude of Christmas presents at a cash sale. He stands behind a counter crowded with various articles, useful and ornamental, with a bevy of fair purchasers in the fore ground. This is meant to be funny. Unhappily, the satire fails because there is no truth un derlying it. In an active ministry of 20 years, in what would be called important charges, the writer testifies that he- never experienced any snowslide of holiday gifts, and a careful iuqiry among his ministerial friends has dismally failed to discover any such experience in their case. The truth is, this idea that clergymen are specially and airmail (nvAVArl at CYtrtatrrrlSh ia ahb. nftl,... popular fallacies that" linger long arid die l hard, occasionally a clergyman, excep tionally placed, or young and unmarried, and hence fair game tor cfear-stalkers, is a spoiled parting of Santa Claus. But, as a rule, the clergy suffer from neglect, not sur feit, and give much while receiving littje. The ordinary parish is liberal In criticism, but stingy in co-operation; unstinted in its demands and stinted in its supplies. While the average salary of ministersvis less than the average stipend of skilled mechanics, it is clear that they are anaemic, not plethoric. Onr cartoonist should try again. Uesr Yonr Own Bnrden. The Christian Inquirer thus comments upon "carking care:" "Much of the anxiety of mind which troubles some Christian people is of their own creating. They have ambitions which they believe must be gratified or life will be of little ac count. They form plans of whose righteous ness they are themselves doubtful, or they engage in business ventures which they feel are opposed to the teachings of the New Testament. Necessarily, in such circum stances, it is impossible to cast tbese cares on God. Every man must bear his own bnrden when he trusts his own wisdom and walks after the desire of his own lieart. It is these burdens, made np of pride and greed, that often crush Christian people. A Characteristic of the Times. Speaking of one characteristic of our times, the Eev Dr. John Hall remarks: "This is pre-eminently an age of literature. Books in every variety ot form go every where. The serial literature of the time is itself a marvel, and the "body." "society," "community," "town class" or "view" that has not its "organ" is of small account in deed. Are we to be afraid of all this? Are we to show jealousy of it? Are we to stand aloof irom it? Are we to be indifferent to it? Are we to talk as if our souls pined for the good old times when people read only their Bibles and the whole dnty of man? "Not if we have even a little wisdom. Do not we ministers read the newspapers and magazines? Did we not, when we had time, read Sir Walter Scott, Thackeray, Dickens, Byron even, Ben Jonson, and perhaps other and more varied worksV Why should we ignqre the desire of others to read corresponding literature, adapted to their level and their means? 'I want you to speak to my son,' said a good Christlau mother in great anxiety, to her pastor. The pastor had a very good opinion of the boy, the intelligent son of a carpenter. 'Whv?' said he, 'what makes you anxious about him?' 'Well, he's took to a kind of books I don't know anything about, and I don't like.' 'What sort?' 'Well, he's constantly at the works of one Mr. Shakespeare. I think he giv' himself to makiu' plays for the stage.' Grammar, happily, is not "essen tial to goodness. This good mothlr had little education. What should the pastor say to her or to him? Interdict Shakespeare,? Then quote him, perhaps, the next Sunday! No, surely. A friendly talk was bad with the mother and the boy, making the im- pression that Shakespeare was read by nearly all the educated people, and that neither bis nor any othlr works must super sede God's word. It did its work, and 15 years later that mother and son weic intel ligent tourists over the Eastern States. The family had gained a competence in the West. And such an attitude a minister must take toward all literature that is not positively vicious. He ranst teach others to discriminate, commend and introduce the good, and, it he has the gilts and tbe oppor tunity, speak through it by his own pen." A Soggeallve Incident. A Western pastor relates the following suggestive lnoident; When the late Dr. Hodge was drawing near tbe close of his life he spent two or three days at my house. He discovered In my study a piece of furni ture he greatly admired, and asked me to buy for him, if I could, a duplicate. Upon receiving it from my hand, he pulled out of his pocket a purse ia order to reimburse me, but there. was nothingin it. I playfully re marked that his treasures were all laid up in heaven. He bade me pause to see-if he did not still have all he needed for the earth. He soon found the change be was in search, of, and handed it to me to pay lor the furniture, saying: "I nave from boy hood taken the precaution to have some treasure at both ends of the journey." This simple expression contains the sum and sub stance of his masterly tomes on didactio theology. A SngifeitlTe Fact. America is not alone in its growth. Since 1800 the population of Europe has just doubled itself. Then the population was 175,000,000; in 1830, 216,000,000; in 1860, 280,000,000; in 1880, 331,000,000; in 1888, 350,000,000. The beginning of the twentieth century will probably put the figures at 400,008,000. Indeed, the rapid increase of population throughout the civilized globe is a striking lact of modern times. It is an eloquent proof of the development of sanitary knowledge, and shows also that with the improvements made of late it is easier to get a living than it was of old. Dancers of Overwork. The deaths, in quick succession, in the prime of life, of Bey. Drs. Hatch, Elmslie and Macfayden, in Great Britain, are the subject of general comment in English journals. They are attributed to "overwork and overworry," and no doubt with truth. Each one, it is said, was doing the work of three men. Tbe papers claim that as a mere matter of finance it does not pay to exhaust the physical power of snch men to such a degree that when seized with disease they have no power of resistance and fall an easy prey. What is true in Great Britain is true in the United States. Aggressive Christianity. Outside of the thousands of churches in London there are 500 missionaries. Each one of these calls on 600 families every month. They visit the rum-holes and slums, and are subjected to many dangers. Daring the warm season, open-air meetings are held each day and evening in the streets and pnblic parks. Thus an active and aggressive Christian propaganda is always proceeding. Souls sea-sick with sin, or stranded, are sought out and ministered unto by these gospel life-savers. What a gracious mission! How like "Him who "went about doing good I" Why cannot something equally apostolic be started in this city ? Is there not need of it? Are there not workers enough? ' Facta and Fancies. It is stated that "in 1800 the Bible was translated into the languages of one-fifth of the population of the globe, and that now it is translated into the language of nine tenths." If the good book goes on tailing out of use at this rate, by the end of the century It will be translated info every known tongue. This ratio of advance mast be very encourag ing to unbelievers! There is no help in mere negation. There is no Gospel In the "everlasting no." William JLf. Taylor. Often there comes from the. pastor laid in the grave a more persuaslvo and melting elo quence man ever comes irom the pastor stand ing in tbe pulpit. Deep, often, is tbe appeal that comes from the grave, and spirit-stirring the discourse which "he being dead yet speak etb." John Cummxng. Those are dead even for this life who hope for no other. Lorenzo de Medici. It is Impossible for the man to be brave who shall prononnce pain to be the greatest evil, or temperate who shall propose pleasure as the highest good. Cicero. The evil of bribery of ten begins in the nur sery. Parents should never bribe their chil dren. Teach them to do right because it is right, and not because of tbe penny or orange yon will give them. 2. DeWiU Talmage. When 1 pray I speak to God; but wben I read the Bible God speaks to me. Moody. Write on yonr heart that every day Is the best in the year. No man has learned anything rightly untllibe knows that every day is dooms day. Emerson. In order to success, whether in the church or in the world, there must be not only ability but adaptability. BAGS AND SALVATIONISTS. r l i " - aira. Bnlllnston Booth Tells" Why the Ttto Dlnj Go Together. New York Tribune Mrs. Ballington Booth, wife of Marshal Booth, who has charge of the Salvation Army movement in this country, tells of the work of the army in the slnms of New York. On the platform, among the mem bers ot tne organization, sac six young women who are actively engaged in the work, dressed in plain calico dresses and gingham aprons. Mrs. Booth's pleasant manner, her easy flow of speech and the earnestness with which she treated her subject won the hearts of her audience, who listened atten tively to her long talk. She narrated many pathetic incidents which the workers bad witnessed during their life of self-sacrifice in the slums, and described the methods which they employ. She said: "Ton cannot hope to raise these people by stooping down Irom a higher level; you must go down and live with them. There are quite as many possibilities for the future in the degraded girl in the slums of this great city as there are in the life of you or me, and her soul may become just as pure and jnst as beautifnl .as ours. These co workers of mine on the platform have holes in'their aprons not because they are too lazy to mend them, but because they want to be like tbe people among whom they live. So effective has been their work tha't they are now sent for at all times when assistance is needed, and yet the people don't know who and what tfiev are." FREE PASSENGERS UN E0ARD. Both Dlsenie nnd Creeping; Thloas In Ordl. nary Street Cars. Philadelphia Ledger.: The attention of the Board of Health was yesterday called to the placing of hay and straw on the floors of street cars, in a letter, asking if there was not an ordinance pro hibiting this practice. The letter said: "The Spruce and Pine Streets Passenger Bailway line have their cars filled with hay, ill smelling and dirty a convenient lodging for all kinds of disease." He concludes: "If anything can be done to mitigate this nuisance, those compelled to use this line" will be very thankful." Dr. Keyser thought the action of the board in this matter should also include the consideration of the upholstered aud velvet seats in some cars, which, he said, harbor contagious troubles. "That is not a nuisance," said Secretary Hirst 'Anything is a nuisance that harbors con tagious diseases," returned Dr. Keyser. "Why, I have actually seen vermin in those seats." "We tried to break up the practice of put ting bay and straw iu the cars," said Secre tary Hirst, "and it was contended that we would have to prove each particular car a nuisance." No action was taken. JOHN BDMS BRAZILIAN PLAN. He Does nn Extensive Btyikine and Com. merclal Dnilnnn Tbrrr. Para Correspondence NewTork.Trlbune.1 Not only have tbe English accommodat ed themselves to the requirements of law by furnishing a flotilla of steamers to be ran en the Amazon under the Brazilian flag, thus providing low ireights for the rivers as well as for the ocean, out they have also established banks and banking agencies in Para, by which, dralts are constantly cashed against merchandise. This financial system is found in nearly all the leading cities of South America. There are bank' In London, Hamburg, Paris, Borne and other European cities which, with their agencies in every popu lous quarter ot South America, are always ready to carry accounts of 3, 6 or 13 months and to cash drafts against cargoes going in either direction. This system has been of the greatest valne in developing trade, and Americans, if tbey aim to compete in earnest for the import baiaew of Brazil, must pro Tide banking facilitka of equal efficiency. A IENTUCEIAN 15 A FJt An Innocent Come to Grief Among the Sharps of Cincinnati. Cincinnati Tlmes-Star.k Tbe following incident, which actually occurred, shows the depth of verdancy which is existent in some unfortunate individuals. A native of a back county in Kentucky came into the city on the 'Southern road a few days ago to "see the sights" and to pur chase one or two Christmas presents. He hadn't been in the city more than half an hour before he loaned a pleasant, well dressed stranger $35 on the promise of the latter to return with the amount as soon as he cashed a check. The Kentucky man waited patiently at Fourth and Central avenue, but the stranger came not. In an hour the man from the country became slightly uneasy, in two hours he was actually" suspicious, in three hours he was convinced that he had been dnped. The $35 was all the money he had. and he walked sadly back to the Grand Central depot, where be re lated his wrongs to Officer White. -The big copper advised him to go home before some one borrowed his pants. "But I kyan't go home," said Kentuck. "I ain't no money to go on. I'm dead broke." "Go up to tbe Mayor's office," advised a sympathetic hackman; "maybe he'll give you a free pass home if you sing him a nice song;" Kentnck looked doubtfully at his coun selor, and meditated for' 10 minutes as he walked up and down squirting tobacco juice right and left. "Blamed if I know what to dol" he re marked at last. "Better do as I said," repeated the hack man. "Go up to tbe Mayor, sing him a nice song about your trouble, and he'll fix you up wid a pass." Kqntuck again transfixed his adviser with an eye of mistrust. Something was troubling him besides his loss. At last, with a heavy sigh and. an inimitable drawl, he remarked: "Stranger, I kyan't sing." WOHDEES OP HUMAN 3IECDANI5M. Movements of Nerves and Mtneles la Play ing a Piecs of Mntlc. Popular Science monthly. Science, says Sir James Paget, will sup ply the natural man with wonders un counted. The author had once heard Mile. Janotha play a presto by Mendelssohn. She played B.B95 notes in four minutes and three seconds. Every one o'f these notes involved certain movements of a finger, at least two, and many of them involved an additional movement laterally as well as those np and down. They also involved repeated move ments of the wrists, elbows and arms, al together probably not less than one move ment for each time. Therefore there were three distinct move ments for each note. As there were 24 notes per second, and each of these notes in volved three distinct musical movements, that amounted to 72 movements in each second. Moreover, each of those notes was determined by the will to a chosen place, with a certain force at a certain time and with a certain duration. Therefore there were four distinct qualities in each of the 72 movements in each second. Such were" the transmissions outward. And all those were conditional on consciousness of the position of each hand and each finger before it was moved, and by moving it of tbe sound and the force of each touch. Therefore, there were, three conscious sensations to every note. There were 72 transmissions per second, 144 to and fro, and those with constant, change of quality. And then, added to that, all the time the memory was remembering each note in its due time and place and was exercised in the comparison of it with others that came before. So that it would be fair to say that there was not less than 200 trans missions of nerve force to and from the brain outward aud inward every second, and dur ing the whole of that time judgment was being exercised as to whether the music was being played better or worse than before, and the mind was conscious of some of the motions which the music was intended to inspire. MONTANA FEMALE MINERS. Women Who Understand and Practice ihn n.fnll. of Mint.,..- All St. Lonls Republic. 1 1 Mrs. P. A. McAdow, of Maiden, who heretofore has enjoyed the distinction ot being the only woman in Montana engaged personally in mining, will now have to share that rather unique position with Mrs. Dottie Lakel, of Castle, Meagher county. Mrs. Lakel is a pioneer in the Castle moun tain mining districts, and is tbe owner ot a part interest in tbe Anna, Little Dot, Cum berland No.2and Hidden Treasure mines, the latter property being well developed. She is a short, heavy-set woman, rngged in1 appear ance, with a few silvery threads in her black hair. She has seen the ups and downs of miners' life, and dates her experience back to the early days of California. She stopped in Helena on her way back to New York, where she goes in an endeavor to dispose of some of her holdings. In conversation with the Republic corre spondent she showed thorough acquaint ance with mines and their different forma tions, as well as the way in which to de velop them. She does her own assaying, and is Superintendent of the properties in which she is interested. She goes down into a mine, and gives all the directions as to the way in which she desire3 the work done, telling her men to drift or cross-cut for the lead, just as any male manager would do. She takes East with her a nnmber of sam ples of ore from tbe Hidden Treasure, and talked enthusiaistically of. the iutnre of Castle district. She had prepared a map of Castle district, showing all the locations within four miles of the camp, and which is a very neat piece of work, and would be a credit to any surveyor. Her partners in the Hidden Treasure have allowed her, she says, to pay all the expenses of developing the mine, and she is now going to try and sell her interest in that claim, and use the money to work some of her other claims. UNROLLING A MOMMY. A Process That Enquired Two Hoars ot Dilleeat Labor. London Telegraph. At the Botanical Theater of University College, Gower street, in the presence of a large company ot professors, students and tbe general public, an .Egyptian mummy, from Upper Egypt, was unrolled by Mr. E. A. Wallis Budge, of the British Mnenm, who has had considerable experience in such "spoiling of the Egyptians," and did. not seem to shrink from tbe task of dissecting a pos'sible subject of Cleopatra or one of the Pharaohs. Though the process occupied nearly two hours, it was watched intently by the spectators, and when, disentangled from the yard upon yard of swathing cloth in which it bad been wrapped, the outline of the figure appeared clearly, the Interest increased. - Bekk Ban. as Mr. Budge informed his audience, could hardly have beeii s person of high rank, as there was neither ring nor scarabsus. The whole body had beeu en cased in bitumen. Strangely eiougb, the authorities of the college knov nothing as to where the mnmmv came from, or who placed it in the college museum. 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