vr, ?& "FS, -." Systems Adopted l)y tlie Lead ing American Cities. PBEEDOM BESIDES BEAUTY Keep-Off-the-GrasS Signs Defeat the Very Objects Sought. THE BREATHING SPOTS OF EUROPE Parks is the word now. Pittsburg is going to have a park, or a half dozen of parks a few more or less don't matter since we have gotten the craze on. Almost every other person seems to have their own choice of a spot where a park sbonld be. Firstly and foremostly we have the splendid Schenley contribntion with the purchased annex, which, with careful management, good taste, good engineering, and scientific land scape gardening will in ten orl5 years on an outlay of $100,000 or ?200,000 per year make a very fine park for its sie. The "Jay of the ground" is all that could be desired for nat ural scenery, without the aid of the trans forming hand of man, assisted by the natural growth of trees and shrubbery skillfully plant ed. It now contains beautiful vistas, lovely valleys, mountain heights from which grand views can be had. The situation and mate rial are there. Uext for the man and the money. The vast space occupied by the Twenty second and Twenty-third wards is a magnifi cent field for a park, as that region is the Switzerland of Pittsburg, and to make a grand park some enthusiasts on parks want both wards condemned and included. This is, of course, absurd. The property now in hand is ample for all park purposes for the present, anyhow. In the far-off years to come, after the city has gron in population and wealth, it will be time enough to talk about a larger park. The adjacent farms can wait. If there are any private specula tions in view, they can wait also. We b.ave now parks all around the reservoirs on which much money has already been spent, and more is to be spent; parks about school houses; parks are talked of at Point Breeze and at Shadyside, the latter a contribution from the Government ; parks along the river fronts; parks in the Eleventh and Thir teenth wards parks everywhere and on everybody's property. Thev will soon be as common as Virginia mineral springs if pres ent desires are carried out. There is a great difference between a pleasure garden and a park. The pleasure garden isdevoted to the symmetrical arrange ment of shrubbery, of flowers of special kinds, of rare plants, ot trees, and even of particular kinds of grasses, with the espe cial object of delighting those people who take pleasure in flower gardens. But the majority of mankind don't care particularly lor such things. They want the general effect; and the constant irritation to the eve of "Keep Off the Grass" or "Don't Touch the Flowers" in a botanical or pleasure garden takes away one-half the pleasure one would otherwise enjoy. The park is a far different place, and is coming in this conntrv to be a real pleasure to the people, containing grassy meadows, shaded by groves of grind old forest trees, intersected by running brooks, having here and there lovely nooks and corners, dark and bilent glens filled with the music of birds and rippling water, with lovely vista showing distant dissolving views of forest animals reveling in nature; mosses and lichens, wild violets and daisies, and other flowers scattered all arouud in unexpected places to please the senses and delight the eyes, free to all who come, the best to the first. FEEEDOM -WITH BEAUTY. "When the pleasure garden, with its stiff primness, is combined with the elorious freedom ot the great public park, where in wandering along a quiet path one comes suddenly upon a beautitnl bank of flowers no matter whether they are rare plants or not arranged with taste and carefully tended; or upon emerging from some nar row, lonesome gorge one comes suddenly upon a beautiful lawn, closely clipped anil having beds of flowers, and shrubbery with lovely walks through itj the senses are rav ished and the whole being is set tingling with pleasure. It is a great mistake to shut up a public park virtually with "Keep Off the Grass" signs stuck all over it The park should, in the first place, be large enough to aliow a large body of people to walk over the grass daily if they wish to, for therein lies their pleasure. Most of the large parks in Europe are so shut up. Grass is considered sacred and the pleasure to the eye of those iu carriages is of more importance than the pleasure to the minds of those who have a desire to walk and roll over it The Garden of the Tuilenes is very small compared to the number of people in Paris, and it being the favorite promenade, so many feet go over it daily that not a blade of graj can ever be seen on it or in it But it selves its purpose a large number of people pass over it with pleasure daily without any restraint The Spaniards in many ot their towns have long shaded walks overarched with splendid old trees in their suburbs which they call Alameda. Who that has been in oar New England cities has not noticed their grand avenues of monarch elms, reaching far skyward and spreading their gigantic arms across the streets until thev interlace and form a per fect shade. Who has been for four blessed years at dear old Yale that does not cherish deep down in his boyhood's heart a fond recollection of those grand old elms and maples around the college campus, nnder which they sat npon the lamented fence and sang and talked and passed many idle hours away. There are other parks around beautiful New Haven, but none so sacred to many thousands of graduates as the old campus. It was theirs at will. There are many other instances of beautiful old elm and maple avenues, or Alamedas in this country, but principally in the older parts of it New England and New Xork possess the most of tbem. Public parks in old American cities were adopted, and came to be known as public property by common usage by the original inhabitants themselves. Although they had plenty of fresh air and places of recreation near their sparse settlements, they still found it convenient to have a place of pub lic assembly and enjoyment, and so they came to be in many cases the little parks of to-day throughout many cities. The Bat tery, in New York; 'the Bayside, in Char leston, and the Boston Common are exam ples. The City Hall Park in New York was originally the common playground lor the bovs and voung men, and was never beau tified until tBe City Hall was built, when a great hubbub . was raised because it was Ienced. in, and for the future ball playing was ienced out NETS' TOBK'S PIEST PAKE. Large parks in America were first com menced by both Philadelphia and New York in 1857. New York bad to buy a strip of rocky, ledgy ground with much low marshy land two and a half miles long and half a mile wideband in 1858 put 4,000 men at work upon it to carry out the admirable plans of Frederick Law Olmstead and Calvert "Vaux. The large city reservoir within the park occupies 142 acres while there are six beautiful artificial lakes occupying about 43 acres. The whole park contains -about 840 acres. There are many lovely glades and much copse and shrubbery with fine young forest trees in abundance. There is a large amount of the park in lawn or in condition for it. There are 9 milesof carriage roads, 60 feet wide, &i miles of saddle horse roads and about 30 miles of paths. There are 46 bridges of tingle arch for roads and walks. The Grant,, terrace is a beautiful design and was the first ol its kind bnilt in the United States. The Brooklyn Prospect Park is a beauti ful park of C50 acres, situated on high lands back of the city and commanding splendid views ot the bay and of the ocean. Its completion was due to the same two gen tlemen who finished the New York Central Park. Every inch of it is so situatedasto be available for park purposes. Artificial lakes, covering CO acres, are supplied by steam power". Fairmount Park, lu Philadelphia, was commenced in 1857 by several gentlemen purchasing and presenting to the city a fine tract of land, which was soon fol lowed by another present by -the owner of the estate of Georges Hill, and then it came by purchase and present until there are now nearly 3,000 acres of the finest park In the world. It seems to have been made by nature for the especial delight ol the people who need a little relaxation. There has been less money spent in its ornamentation than upon any other according to size. Nature has done and is doing every year wonders for it There it no sacred spot in it and the foot of age and of childhood is alike free to go anywhere within its borders. Picnics abound within it in the pleasant weather and bright, happy family parties are seen everywhere. There are many laby rinthian paths and roads through it, bnt the grass and soft sod are more grateful to tired hot feet, and it is delightful to roll on the graja nnder the shade of its beautiful groves'of grand old 'forest tree. The bright Schuylkill river, covered with boits. separates the Est from the West park, which are connectedly the beautiful Girard avenue bridge. It is a great convenience that the prk can be reached at almost any point by street car or steam transportation. The' Wissahickon creek, flowing throush a picturesque rocky glen, through forestsof beautiful old native trees and climbing vines, is a favorite and a very romantic drive ior all ages and condi tions. BOSTON'S OLD ENGLISH ELIS. Boston Common and the Public Garden occupy together nearly 70 acres. The old English elms contained in tbem are as old as the city itself and are supposed to be the finest of their kind in this country. The common is free to all, but its neighbor, the Botanical Garden, is rather reserved and particular. It contains a small lake, a con servatory and some very fine statues. There are a tfreat many small parks throughout Boston. Commonwealth avenue is a beauti iul park itself, being one mile and a half long and 240 feet wide, having in the center double avenues of trees and lovely walks through shrubbery and flowers. The park system of Chicago was not com menced until after 1864. The plan was quite extensive and is being annually pushed to completion. There are six parks of 250 acres each, extending around the city on the north, west and south. These six parks are connected by parkways which art 20 miles iu length and 250 feet wide, con taining fine roadways and elegantly ar ranged shrnbbery and flower beds. The trees have all to be grown, bnt they are making rapid progress. The park contains about 1,900 acres, including the parkways. Cleveland is called the Forest City on account of the beauty of her streets or park wars. She has four central parks, beauti fully ornamented and tastefully kept Many of her streets are very wide and well shaded. Euclid avenne is a splendid park way, lined with elecant residences and rows or beautilul shade trees. San Francisco has had,a hard battle with the winds from the Pacific, which under mine the grass on the sandbanks of which her park is composed. Patience and con stant watchfulness, planting grass seed and many times replanting it, have 'conquered at last and now she has a sod and trees started which promise to make a fine park. Golden Gate Park contains 1,000 acres, and wherever skill and energy are shown a beautiful return repays the labor. Cincinnati has several fine parks. Bur nett Wood has 170 acres, mnch of which is rough ground, containing considerable virgin forest and a lake. Eden Purk, which lies on the highlands along the Ohio river, contains about 200 acres of very finely-kept grounds, on which much money has been spent and wnicn has well repaid the efforts made in lis behalf. XX THE OLD WOULD. In London the vast population requires a large area of park room or breathing space for ber overcrowded population. There are seven great parks and many smaller ones. But in very lew of them are carriages and horses allowed, there being no roadways made for them excepting in two or three, Hyde Park being one of them. The most of the space is devoted to pedestrians. Several have botanical gardens connected with them, the Kew Gardens being cele brated all over the world. Paris is blessed with a beautiful park and with, especially, many lovely parkways or grand promenade avennes, which no people know how to, and do enjoy like the French people. The great Bois de Boulogne was once a splendid forest containing 2,250 acres, much of which was of original growth of timber. It was in its glory when the war of 1870 commenced and the fine ancient forest was ruthlessly slaughtered to accom modate the army of defense with a view of the Germans, it is fast coming back again to its old beauty. Carriage drives and lovely promenades are laid out through it in every direction, while four beautiful artificial lakes are a charming attraction, the Buttes Chaumont is a new park of 62 acres, which was cut, dug and leveled out of a most unpromising ojd stone quarry,and is now one of the most beantiful parks in the world. The Park Monceaux and the Luxembourg and Tuilleries Gardens are very popular with the Parisians, who swarm over them on Sundays and holidays like bees. There are many other parks throughout the city. In the neighborhood of Paris are St Cloud, Vincennes, Fon tainebleau, and, last but most giorious, Versailles, the BeautifnI. Nowhere in the world is such a magnificent park and gar den combined. Vienna has a park all around the city, on the site of the old city walls. The Govern ment, in order to surround it with beautifnl residences, offered Ireedom from taxation for ten years to anyone who would build a house ot certain value, along it The plan worked admirably. PHONES. PABKHT DUBLIN. And Phoenix Park in Dublin. Whatlrish man's heart does not tingle and throb at that name dear to his early memories and the traditions of his native landl "Phaynix" Park has within it 2,000 acres, much of it in original forest and a large part of it in lawn or turf, on which the Queen's birthday is celebrated every .year on the 25th of May in grand style, by all of the troops in tha't vicinity, who fight a sham battle and are then reviewed by the Lord Lieutenant of Ireland. The land in some places is quite rough and well adapted to such parades. That won derful Irish sod is apparently made to be tramped on by the multitude, and well do they avail themselves of their privilege. There are many beautiful groves, among which are to be seen great herds ot deer and other animals, which lend an additional charm to one of the finest parks in the world. In the parts nearest the city there has been much attention paid to floriculture, and the walks and drives are rendered very beauti fnl. Dublin has many public parks or squares which are very well kept and re freshing to the sight And so we could go on with short his tories and descriptions of parks all over the world. Parks have a tendency to get smaller or else larger. The high rates of taxation in these days constrain people who have beantiful private parks to either give them away, or sell them in small plots as building lots, -and our method of dividing properties npon the death of the owner, in a lew"generations destroys all traces of what were once beautiful private parks of time honored ancestors. If city governments would offer inducements like Vienna to those who beautify their private residences and grounds, instead of taxing them to death for each additional ornamentation, there wonld be far more green spots and delightful' sights to rest the eyes upon in our suburbs, and people would strive to outdo each other in the loneliness of their residences. BtratBALO. -t - NYETALKSOFCANADA The Paragrapher is Making Our Northern .Neighbors Neryons. THEY EEJOICEINEEASTUSWIMAN. Entirely Too Grra t a People to be Annexed to Anybody. AN ANCIEKT 10TB P0KK TTJBNS UP iwsrrrxx roa the dispatch.: CANADA con tains about the same superficial area as the United States, and al though it has just as much average rain- lb LJfl fall and as mean a Xgfkjf 1 temperature, it has JBIwL i no' 80 xnanT inhab- JK itants, especially on Presidental I years. Canada has many attractions, especially for those who like winter sports or a quiet place in which to spend the money stolen from poor widows and servant girls who trust the banks or lay up treasure in the hands of the Uriah Heeps and Qnilps of our own fair land. Let me say here that Canada is getting a little nervous over this matter I mean as nervous as a Canadian generally gets over anything, for he is not a nervous man. Canadians do not like to have the finger of scorn pointed at tbem by the paragrapher, and I must say in this place, God bless the paragrapherl You cannot shut him up. He is the true mirror held up to nature. The long and smoothly flowing editorial is the artistio and polished work of a master mind, but the paragrapher makes or mars a vJ & 'tf-7 - snk VfcS"" ft gjfejl . V Canada Hat Many Attraction. man, be he President or comedian. The three-line item, well written and at the proper time, void of personal spite, for that is soon discovered, is the power that turns the tide in public opinion, especially in America, so far as the press is concerned. POWER OP A PARAGRAPH. The cold-hearted and selfish man, be he actor, author or President even, soon makes himself known to the keen-eyed para grapher, and good-by to his aspirations at that moment I care not who makes up the columns of the Congressional Record if I may write the country's paragraphs. Un fortunately 1 cannot do it. Bnt these brief epigrams or bon mots, whatever they may be, the outgrowth of our age, touch the heart of our humor-loving Republic, and are the pebbles in the stream of time which change the course of many a great political river. Conkliug was a paragrapher. So is Ingalls. The paragrapher has caused the Execu tive to grow cold to his own appointee, turned the tideof opinion against a man who rested, as he thought, secure in the arms of a great corporation or in a political house hold.. He has called attention to the egotist and emphasized the selfish motives of an ostensible philanthropist He has, in three lines, killed the aspirations of half a century. He has burned down the structure of a life time by finding a straw brick in the base and touching it off with a stanza. He may not be always jnst, or he may have some personal motive. In that case the paragraph is harmless in the end, bnt the bright free lance paragraphed with no ax to grind, ready at all times where he sees a head to hit it, with his compliments, wields a power in this country of which he himself knows little, and which, I regret to say, is not in general commensurate with his salary. But I was speaking of Canada. Public sentiment will soon, on both sides of the line, demand an arrangement by Which it will be as easy to get a criminal across the border as it is to get him out of a neighbor ing State. Then, I trust, the sleek custo dians of other people's money will have to bock the bucket shops with their own lunds or make shoes under strict surveillance. SOMETHING ABOUT HOTELS. Canada was discovered at about the same time America was and by the same parties. Some think that the World's Fair should be held at Montreal for that reason. I do not think she cares for it She has so much else to attend to that "the fair would not receive the attention it deserves. She has a large and beautiful hotel, and I do not see why I should not speak of it I am not backward in speaking of bad hotels, and the United States is full of them. The Windsor is well conducted, it seems to me, and the rates are not out of proportion. We travel ttiilfB. ffija 1&a Vi PVS-J W? $i r Ki The Landlord's Devotion. so mnch in this country that I do thick we ought to give more attention to our hotels. Some hotels ran all to dining rooms, others to office, and still, others to bar. To please tbe general traveling public, yon cannot allow any one department to usurp the other. Ihave stopped at a hotel where the only good feature was the laundry. Ot what use was that to a man who was simply hungry? Some hotels have only a gentlemanly, genial and urbane landlord. He loves you and falls on your neck when you enter, "but there hit devotion ends. He conceals him self when you pay your bill, and a stern cashier charges you $4 SO for mackerel and tea. I stopped, unfortunately, at a hotel in Boston where kind words were on tap all tbe time, and the smell of paint was ever present While I was out of my room a waiter. I presume, who thonght I had been a little slow in my tips, though I had given him $1, stole $60, and in the language of Bichard Malcolm Johnston, "Vanished himself away." I snppose that the proprietor thoaghf I j - THE ' PITTSBURG DISPATCH, deserved it because I did not leave ray money at the office. However, judging from the way the matter was handled afterward, if I had left the funds in the office I would have simply saved the burglar a disagree able job. I speak of this because Boston is a city of good hotels, notably so, and I only regret that I did not go where I already knew they were good. I stopped at the Tremont Speaking again of Canada, the Dominion was founded in 1867 by the nnion of East and West Canada, and in 1872. New Brans wick and Nova Scotia. VERSATILE EBASTUS ym&XX. People of Toronto especially love to tell of Erastus Wiman, who, besides being a neigh bor of mine on Staten Island, is regarded among Canadians as a phenomenon, because he started there as a newsboy or peanutter and is proud of it yet He was brave and venturesome and with a cool head and Yankee enterprise, for although the million aire of to-day was born on Canadian soil, his parents were American and he was born in the Dominion while they were visiting there. We will let that co. Sufficient that he makes a good speech, lecture or railroad deal on the spur of the moment, and to show, his democratic methods I will only add that last summer, during the great "Washington celebration, he, not only furnished the boats for an army of, Governors from North and South, Senators, Judges and statesmen, but when he found that seats were coarce, he took off his coat and dusted 200 chairs so that his guests could be comfortable. To-day he has 100 irohs in the fire at once, and yet none of them suffer. He can make a good speech, open a bottle of Mr. Elijah Halford's justly celebrated sauce, walk four miles, deliver a lecture, buy a telegraph or railroad, pay for it and come home by the 10 0 boat He proposes now to have direct communication via the Baltimore and Ohio Bailroad to England, the freight being rehandled only1 on the shores of Staten Island. A DISCOURSE ON PUBLIC BUILDINGS. The Dominion buildings in Ottawa rank first, in my estimation, in the line of public buildings outside the Capitol at Washing ton. They are even more artistic and beau tiful than tbe State House at Columbus, O. The capitol at Colpmbus, considering the great men who have graduated from it, is what Mr. Tennyson would call quite rocky. The base is flat and some like the Tombs in New York, though not so picturesque. The tower is a large, round band-box, which is out of all proportion to the rest of the build ing. Nothing bnt the warmest and truest loyalty can keep the populace from pulling it down, as did the French, with much less reason, the beautiful Yendome column in Paris. The buildings at Ottawa are grand ex ternally and beautiful internally, comforta ble in arrangement and a great credit to the young Dominion. Should she ever risk to join hands with us, she can always point to these buildings with pride, even as the Bey. Joseph Cook does to himself. However, Canada considers herself too great a country to unite with any other, and she very likely will not Moreover, the United States is a Bepublic already large enough, and it would be now almost unwieldy for me to govern, together with my other work. We do not need area now so mnch as we do good government and good times. Good weather and imported maladies we have already, duty free. If the authorities would confine la grippe to the street car lines I would be very much obliged. I've had more tban my share of it for three months. A CAXADIAN NEWS ITEM. I saw a queer fashion item in a Canadian paper the other day. It was not in the fanny page, bnt it should have been, I thought It was this: "There has been a great falling off in side whiskers this season, and now full beards are to be seen on every hand." I did not know that thev were to be worn there. Looking over this letter I see less about Canada than I had at first intended to say, but the printer will expect me to stop pretty soon, and so I will close with a little poem. There is nothing that soothes and lulls to rest the weary reader at the end of a long letter, filled chiefly with- statistics, like a sweet little poem that one can readilyunder stand a love poem and so I give one here that I found in an album an albuminous poem, as it were which I wrote many years ago and round yesterday on tbe center table where I used to "spark," but where now, alas! she is another's: Pint Verse. 0 my darling, O my darling. Wilt jou ever think ot me? For my darling, for my darling, I will of ttimes think of thee. And my darling, oh my darling; When I of ttimes think of thee It will be indeed a pleasure If you erstwhile thick of me. Thns my darling, oh my darling. Should you erstwhile think of.mev 'Whilst my darling, oh my darling, I shall ofttlmes think ot thee, "We will think about each other Till the bright eternity. Second Verse. It is fun to write a poem While I pause to think of thee. For I know you'll not forget me While you pause to think ot me. Thus adown life's sunburnt pathway Loiter I to think ot thee. For I hope and trust that also You may sometimes think of me. 27ifrtl Verse. It is not so very wearing On tbe thinker, i can see, Jnst to think of you, my darling, As yon doubtless think of me. 6b, my darling, as I stated, If your thoughts are true to me, 1 will do some heavy f hinking. Oh my darling, just for thee; And we'll tblnk about each otner Till the bright eternity. Yours truly, Bill Nye. 20W 0TEE A GAME OP CARDS. Two Member of tbe Southern Society Figure in n Snooting Bcrnpr. New York, January 11. There was a shooting affray on tbe steps ot the Southern Society Club last night There had been a dispute over cards inside, and two men came out togethir. They were talking in loud tones. One called the other a liar. Tbe assaulted man was finally heard to say in a louder voice than before, and in a threatening manner: "Will you tako that back, sir?" The other promptly replied in an equally loud tone: "'No, sir; I will not" Tbe last words had hardly escaped when the first speaker raised his arm and struck his traducer a stinging blow square in the face, which almost sent him reeling down the stone steps to the sidewalk. As soon as he recovered his balance he drew a revolver and began to blaze away at his assailant, who ran like a deer to get out of range, and succeeded in escaping unhurt It was learned by the police that the names of the contestants were William H. Clark, of the Department of Public Works, and William Bandolpb, an insur ance broker. No arrests were made. SUBURBAN CULTURE. A Town That Adds Rending to the Apostolic Injunction. A circulating library, the nucleus of which was a reading club formed last year, has been established in Coraopolis, with headquarters in J. D. Hamilton's store. Mrs. Hamilton states that its membership grows daily, but that the proposed removal of the president Bey. Lawrence, is greatly regretted, as he was not only well qualified for the position in 'every way, but was in defatigable in work to make it a success. There is one nnique feature about this library. The cost of membership is $1 60 for initiation fee, and each member as taken in, is allowed to dictate the purchase of any standard work not already in stock, and, in consequence, the association will soon have a variety seldom seen except in very large publie libraries. Tbo Progressive West Detroit 7ree Frets. A few years ago the word "'joint," as ap plied to a drinking saloon, was hopeless and, to many, unintelligible Jiang, .now the Western papers have dropped the quotation marc worn it. SUNDAY, JANUARY ' 12,' TO BALANCE BOOKS. Bessie Bramble Discusses tbe Advent of a New Society Fad. SCORE BOOK OP ENTERTAINMENTS. A System of Debit and Credit That is to ha Deplored. TRUE BASIS OF SOCIAL PLEASURE iwuhls ros rax disfjltcbvi Among the prettiest appearing gift oooks of the season were those devised for visiting lists, engagement memoranda and hospitality records. Bound in beautiful soft leather and dead gold, they made a handsome and useful gift to those whose chief pursuit is society, and the cost, as might well be supposed, was above the average purse. When open they look some thing like a commercial ledger, and the red ruled columns and headings show that hospi tality in society has at last been put on a basis ot figures, and been reduced to a mat ter of accurate bookkeeping. Social intercourse, as conventionality dictates, is now to be more a matter of merchandise than of friendship a system of debit and credit if barter and exchange by which nobody need entertain another with out receiving a like return dinner for dinner, luncheon for luncheon, wedding gift for wedding gift The old-fashioned notion which still preyails outside of society organized on a business basis holds that the pleasure ot a guest's company, or the enjoyment it gave to him was the only payment a host could ask or desire. To "invite your friends to tea or to dine and to give them the best the house could afford, and thus secure mutual enjoyment "to him that gives and him that takes," has usually been considered the square thing. But to get even, under tbe adoption of the new and coming code, the social accounts will not balance until a re turn tea or dinner has been given at equal expense and trouble on the other side if not more. THE FEELING IX ENGENDKBS. "Oh, heavensl there are those Smiths. I owe them a dinner, and must invite tbem, though I wish they were in Jericho or somewhere lar enough off to never hear of them again," was what a hostess said when poring over her book before inviting some friends to an entertainment "And there are those Browns the stupidest lot under the shining heavens but they must have a card because I owe them a reception, and I mnst get tbem off my mind some time." Then for the weddings the books are gone over, and tbe names are scanned and re scanned, and studied and restudied, as to their commercial value, and as to how they may perhaps pan out in the line of presents. This is usually a large traasaction, and mav ultimately prove to be a bad bargain as many have found to their sorrow because,by the new code, weddine presents are not given so much ont of desire to help the young folks along, or as tokens of love and food will as formerly, butratheras things to e recorded and returned when the proper time comes. Many a bride, glorifying over her wedding presents and rejoicing in the beautifying of her house therewith, finds it afterward a terrible trial to pay for inem auer me same lasnion, so as to keep her social books balanced. Then by the fashionable usage the ex penses of entertainments even, enter into the account A woman of wealth invites a number of her friends to a dinner per haps. She loads her table with luxurious delicacies, with an unconscionable number of courses, costly menu cards, and favors. She adorns her house with extravagant display, and fairly weighs down her guests with a sense of obligation as the thonght of return burdens some of their minds'like a nightmare. When the time comes for each guest to balance the account brains are racked, bank accounts are strained, family rows may be raised by the master of the exchequer, but the obligation, as understood, must be met, for what woman, ambitious ior society honors, likes to be posted as a bankrupt or a dead beat any more than a man does among his fellows. It is the same old story as to treating. One man invites his fellow man to take a drink, then the fellow man feels bound to return the compliment and stand treat likewise4 neither one ot them perhaps caring a cent about the other. TEETH OP THE GUT HORSE. There used to be an old proverb to the effect that it was not courteous or advisable to look a gift horse in the mouth ; but the new code of society rather puts a quietus on this ancient piece of wisdom, since at every fashionable entertainment are heard esti mates of its cost per plate. "Ice cream and cake are a very slim sort of a 'layout' for people who have suph loads of money," said a guest at a recent reception. "With their wealth it might be supposed they would have something more filling and substan tial." "Well, I think it a good idea said the other; "and it is Very comforting to me, since I need do no more in return. v Snch vulgarity and manners in return for hospitality wonld seem to be incredible were they not so common. They are tbe compo nent factors of tbis new commercial code of hospitality thai! is growing in society. Solitude is not good for man or woman either. They need company. Theyfind in tercourse with their fellows a delight and a source of joy, until each association is so hemmed around with conventional restric tions that it becomes a bore ratber tban a pleasure. If women in society had power to think, or judgment to consider, they would find in this conventionalized merchandise method the reason why men of sense hate their entertainments, and are bored beyond measure at receptions which they are compelled to attend. MEN PEEPER STJBSTAXTIALS. Men are'not given to display and care but little for grandeur. They prefer the good things of life without too many frills. The petty details in which women are buried and smothered are fo them mint, anise and cummin,and not the weightier matters of tbe law. The most sumptuous dinners, which men get up for themselves, and from which they exclude women, are those where the speeches and responses to toasts count for more than the menu printed in Preach, and tied with satin ribbon, and the favors at the plates, and the satiny fineness of the linen, the Eoyal Worcesterness of the china, the sterlingness of the silver, and the depth and fine points of the cut glass. In the accounts of a famous dinner in New York a few days ago nothing was said as to all these matters; the eloquent speechesof Chauncey Depew, General Howard, Genral Sherman, Dr. Brown and others on subjects concern ing the country and the welfare of society occupied nearly 12 colnmns of a New York paper, while the dinner, as an event, was not mentioned in the society notes. This should show women or give them an idea on entertaining. "Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled (ox and hatred therewith,'" says the Psalmist, and many a man puts the sentiment another way when he declares he would rather have a plain, good dinner even corned beet and cabbage with a friend or two without style, than any French menu and fripperies that can be set np with all the luxurious appointments that hath entered into the heart of a woman, or a caterer to conceive. TTNPBETENTIOr3 SIMPLICITY. People of moderate means should culti vate independence. Nothing is more de spicably vulgar than a parade of shabby gentility which apes tbe rich without the means to make more than a sorry counter feit Sensible people can well afford to be independent, since anyone who thinks less of them for their unpretentious simplicity is not worth knowing or receiving. Some Tears ago we met a prince, a real, live, bona m wlaee. who mow, they sy, dwells' in 1390. regal splendor upon his ancestral acres in Europe. In fashionable society he would, have been bowed down to and worshiped; but in the family where he was entertained, he was treated simply as a guest among others. No special favor was shown on the score of his rank, but he was hail lriend with all. The simplicity of bis entertain ment was admirable. The hostess hadn't a fluster and the refreshments were not beyond tbe common there Was no straining to put on style they consisted simply of Boqne fort cheese and crackers and beer. The Prince enjoyed himself amazingly, and it is much fo be doubted if he ever had a more royal evening in his life amid the pomp of courts and the servility of those who hang upon his favors. Simplicity, sisters, is a virtue. "In character, in style, in all things the su- reme excellence . is simplicity," says tongfellow, while a connterfeit of hospi tality, a sham of friendship, a display of richness unjustified by means, as exhibited according to the code of fashionable society, are simply lies reduced to practice. Bessie Bbamblk. A PECULIAR STOEY. One of the Bangs Sinters Wants Ber Has- band to Support Her Bow She IHade Him Wed Her After a Mock Mnrrlnge. Chicago, January 11. May E. Graham has begun suit in the Circuit Court against Henry H. Graham, her. husband, for sepa rate maintenance, and in her bill of com plaint she tells a peculiar tory. The com plainant is one of the Bang sisters, the spiritualists who hae figured a great dea in the newspapers. Graham, whom she claims as her husband, is a manufacturer of flavoring extracts, and is said to be the pos sessor of considerable wealth. Mrs. Graham says that on November 9, 1888, she was married to Graham in New York City. The marriage, or what she sup posed to be marriage, ' took place iu the office of a Justice of tbe Peace. She lived with Graham, she says, until last summer, when he told herthttt the New York mar riage was a bogus one; that the man who performed the ceremony was not a Jnstice of the Peace at all. After receiving this disagreeable informa tion, she savs she demanded the alleged marriage certificate, but Graham wonld not give it to her, nor would he tell who the man was who had impersonated the Justice of the Peace. The complaint says she then made the demand on Graham tha't he marry her legally, and persisted and insisted until he finally consented. On tbe 13th of last November he went with her to Bacine and they were legally married. Since the real marriage took place, Mrs. Graham declares Graham has not supported her, and has remsed to live with her, and endeavored to have her agree to a divorce. The complainant says Graham has $40,000 in bonds and mortgages, which he threat ened to pack up and carry out of the State. She therelore prayed for a writ of ne exeat, which was issued by Jndge Collins. Gra ham was arrested this morning and brought to the Sheriff's office, where he was required to give 10,000 bonds to answer the suit' HES.AH LEE'S PHILOSOPHL Sbe Explains Why Chinese Women So Kot Like to Go Shopping. A Chinese tea merchant in a small town in California came home from San Fran cisco one day with his new wife, for whom, according to custom, he had paid a great amount. It soon appeared that she was as proud of the trade as he was. Ah Lee permitted the wife and daughter of his chief customer, 'Squire Hadley, to pay bis young wife a visit of courtesy an unusual privilege. "How do you like our little city, Mrs. Ah Lee?" asked Mrs. Hadley. "It must seem very quiet here after noisy San Fran cisco." "Me no hear heap noisee down Sa F'an 'sco," replied Mrs. Ah Lee, with dignity. 'T suppose not," said Dora Hadley. "Your women and girls are not allowed to go abont in the way we do. I should think you'd just hunger and'thirst to go shopping and buy thing;; don't yon ever? You no bnvee, no shoppee?" There was a light of pride in the dark, al mond eyes, a haughty turn to the queer shaped head, and Mrs. Ah Lee replied with feminine emphasis: "Melican lady walk, walk, walk; buy heap dresses; spend heap dollars. Chinaman lady cost heap dollars, for why Chinaman lady stay by she." A TRADITION OP THE HAEPEES. Each San of the Great Publishers Given n. J In His Name. New York Stsr.1 A constant figure around Franklin Sqnare is that of J. Thor'ne Harper of the great publishing house of that name. He is a tall, handsome, blonde gentleman, with tbe mus cles and gait of a professional athlete. Al though the possessor of a great fortnne, he is as assiduous in his attentions to business as any clerk in that vast establishment He is very popular among his employes. A curious feature about him and the other members of his family is that they are all addressed by their middle names ratber tban by their first or last. On account of a tradition in the house hold, nearly every male child is given a first name beginning with a J, and in order to distinguish themselves among one an other they use the first initial and the middle name. The habit started in the early family, and has extended all along the line. A stranger calling there and asking for Mr. J. Harper would probably be met by a blank look of astonishment Only by knowing the middle name and asking lor the person who bore it, could he easily find ont the gentleman he wished to see. MR. KISBET EX0SERATED. Chief Brown Sjnis tbe sontbslde Councilman Is Blameless. Chief J. A. Brown, of the Department of Public Safety, sent a letter to Councilman W. W. Nisbet, of the Thirty-second ward, Friday, in which he fully exonerated that gentleman of the charges which had been made against him by political enemies who claimed that he had been instrumental in having the city pay a double price for a lot on Allen avenue on which to erect an engine honse. Iu a letter which the Chief has ad dressed to the Select Councils, and which will be presented next Monday evening, he claims that the lot which he first selected is the more suitable, although it may be higher priced. CRAZED SI THE INFLUEHZA. Victims of the Grip In the Lackawanna Valley Driven Insane. Scbaktoit, January 1L The sweep of influenza through the Lackawanna Valley bas added greatly to the death rate, and tbe Scranton Board of Health has arranged to take a physicians' census of the grip suf ferers. Patrick Burke, jt prominent hotel keeper, in Taylorville, has died of it Pre vious to death he raved so furiously that six men were required to hold him in bed. Thomas Watkins, the leading shaft sinker of this region, died Thursday in Old Forge, the same symptoms showing in his case, and John Fallon, a wealthy 'resident of the same place, is not expected to live till morning. , Strongest Man In Chicago. Chicago Times. Comparatively few people know that George W. Felton, the tall, sinewy, athletic-looking manager of the Western Union Telegraph Company, Is the strongest man in Chicago. Yet such is the fact Mr. Felton can lift 1,200 pounds with bis bare hands, without harness, and has frequently done so. Numerous instances are recorded of his great strength and weaierfal agility, ETERT DAT SCIENCE. t The Modern Teacher Must Eecogniza Modern Progress. CHEMISTRY IN RAILROAD WORK. A He-w Process for Obtaining Fresh Water on Shipboard. J0TTI5GB FROM MANX IHDUBTRIES Beaders of The DISPATCH wbo desire information on subjects relating to indus trial development and progress in mechani cal, civil and electrical engineering and the sciences can have their queries answered through this colnmn. IFSlrABID TOR TUB DISPATCH. 1 Dr. H. Hensoldt, in an eloquent incul cation, before the Franklin Institute, of the imperative, necessity of the study, teaching and dissemination in tbe widest sense of natural scieqee, which has advanced at so gigantic a pace in recent years, said: "To day the education of the rising generation should be so directed as to prepare it in the best possible manner for the contingencies of nineteenth-century existence, to equip it for the desperate struggle which it cannot escape. To-day we cannot afford to teach our children a complicated ancient language like the Latin, however perfect, grand and beautiful, because we have to teach them things of much greater importance, not only in a direct and material, but in a dis ciplinary and intellectual sense. Some of our modern pedagogues, no doubt, will re ply: How can we teach astronomy, geology, physiology, botany, etc., when we know nothing aboutthese things? We have never bothered our heads about the stars, about minerals, rocks and fossils, about insects and plants. We have taught our pnpils how to solve quadratic equations ana have devoted the rest of our time to the parsing of long sentences. My answer would be: It is not too late for you yet to turn to natural science. You may not master it after the manner of a Huxley or Tyndall, who themselves excel only in certain directions, but you may learn what bas been done in a general way, and master the chief results of inquiry in every department of natural science, and become adapt in their interpretation. Ac quaint yourself with the best popular science literature of the day; there isa whole world of fascination and delight in store for youl Bead tbe popuIarlectnresofHuxley on man's place in nature, on a piece of chalk, on the lessons of paleontology. Bead what Sir John Lubbock has written on the won derful relations between insects and flowers, on the habits of ants, wasps and bees, where it is shown tbatthe plant produces the flower for no other purpose than to attract the in sect, in order to make a tool of it in effecting cross-fertilization. Bead the essays on evolution of Grant Allen, that charming interpreter of Darwin and Herbert Spencer; the works of Bichard Proctor on the marvels of tbe stellar world, written in language as beautiful as tbe very 'Flowers of the Sky' of which they treat They will fascinate yon more than any novel ever perpetrated; more than yonr"'She, 'King Solomon's Mines' and 'Count of Monte Christo.' Then your horizon will he widened beyond measure, and you will per ceive the boundless opportunities you have for the dissemination of knowledge. Katural history is knocking at thn door of our public schools, clamoring for admission; be wise in your generation, make some con cessions; do not let it plead in vain 1' " Chemistry Applied to Railroads The part played by chemistry in the management of railroads has become of such importance that a paper on the subject by C. B. Dndley, chemist, and F. K. Pease, assistant chemist of the Pennsylvania Bail road, has been largely circulated. One of tbe illustrations of the application of chem istry to bad results obtained in service is that a special car after being cleaned by the car cleaners was noticed to look badly. On examination by the foreman of painters, it was declared that the varnish had nearly all been removed uy tbe cleaning. As a matter of discipline, the foreman car-cleaner was asked to explain why the varnish had been so badly used, and he claimed that he could do no better with the soap he had. A sample of the soap used was submitted W the chemist, who found not less than 3 per cent of caustic soda and 7 per cent of carbonate of soda, in addition to the soda combined with the fat as a legit imate soap. This, of course, explained the peculiarity and justified the foreman, as the soap solution used in washing the car was in reality a concentrated solution of sal soda and lye which readily dissolves varnish. Another field for tbe activity of the chem ist of a railroad is to protect against fraud. Attempts are frequently made to sell at ex cessive prices, under some special name, common articles which can be obtained in the market at very low figures. One of tbe most common of these attempts is that of sellinc some cheap material for use as anti-incrustatiug boiler compounds. Dry material has been offered at25 cents per pound, which, on examination, has been found to be nothing but sawdust and sal soda. Again, boiler compounds have been offered at SO cents per gallon, which have been found to be apparently spent tan liquor containing a little sal soda, 95 per cent of the material being water simply. The principal work of the railroad chem ist' consists in the examination of samples taken from shipments, to see whether they fill requirements. To give some idea of these examinations, it may be stated that in the Pennsylvania Bailroad laboratory, at the present time, fonr chemists are engaged on this work the largest portion of each work ing day. Samples from some 4,000 ship ments per year are examined, the average number of determinations per sample being about five. This work, in addition to the examination of miscellaneous samples of materials, either for investigation, or to set tle'some point connected with the service, makes the total number of determinations in the Pennsylvania Bailroad laboratory somewhere between 25,000 and 30,000 per year. Development of the Mineral Industry. Tbe consumption of coal, iron and sul phuric acid may be counted as the exponents of civilization. The increase in this con sumption indicates development of industry which involves an improvement in the con dition of the wage earners and improved surroundings for the existence of all classes. From this standpoint, tbis country can look back on tbe last few years with considerable satisfaction. The increase in the production and consumption of the chief min erals and metals in the United States 'is quite unexampled in the history of the world. This increase has been dqe to several causes, chief among which,- of course, is the fact that this is a new and undeveloped country, rapidly fill ing up with industrious, energetic inhab itants. Railroads are built m every direc tion, opening up to settlement new parts of the country, and greatly lessening the cost of living and producing the minerals and metals by the reduction in transportation rates. This in turn greatly widens the markets for these products and brings their cost within the means oi whole classes formerly unable to buy. Thus, anthracite coal goes from Pennsyl vania to nearly etery portion of the West ern States, and is carried at rates of one quarter to one-half cent a ton-mile, whicn lorraerly would have been considered im possible. Bituminous coal and coke are carried at equally low charges. Over a great part of the country a rate of a half ceat to three-quarter cent a ton-mile has takes the place of 2 to 3 cents a mile, which was ia vogue not many years ago. American and English ItoeonMtlyes. It'll possible that tfcew my be itgt- It! land next year a trial between English and American locomotives. One great" ad vantage of a side-by-side comparison of locomotives as a whole and?of their individ ual parts lies in the possible improvement in minor details. For instance, giving the American locomotives their just due, there can be no question but the English locomo tives have larger and more durable wear ing surfaces in proportion to the loads... Their driving boxes and shoes and wedges,' while having less work to do, have: over 50 per cent more wearing surface- The ends of the connecting rodjv. J ..-v.. .... -.w . -. wo0-....v.;ucu, 1U - lurougnout ina macnine n is just to say , that greater attention is paid to the dura- -,'M buityof the working parts m tbe English,.-,' man in tne American locomotives. .How ever, on the other hand, our engines are superior in the general mountings of tho boilers and in the accessibility of tho parts for repairs. The English locomo tive costs something over $12,000 at a low J rate for labor, while our own for harder service scarcely reaches $8,000. It ia doubtful if the additional $4,000 is war ranted by tbe increased durability of tha English engfne. Metallic Sleepers Instead at Wooden. - In a discussion before the South. Waled Institute of Engineers, on a paper'on "Me tallic Sleepers lor Permanent Way," Mr. Archibald Hood pointed ont that the gxeat desideratum was a sleeper and chair in ona, piece. Steel sleepers were the cheapest and best for underground operations, and, if tha price were not forced too high, steel props might be introduced. This was a subject which he thought should command earnest attention, because he believed that the fu ture trade of the country depended to a large extent npon the adop tion of steel for all purposes to which it could possibly be put. This view is confirmatory of the opinions on the subject which are 'largely entertained in this country. In view of the rapid deforesting of certain territories, and the enormous con sumption ot wood in mines, an effective sub stitute for the wooden prop has becomes very serious consideration, and the possi bilities of the profitable employment of steel in ways hitnerto nnthongbt of, are dally be- coming more and more apparent Sea Water Dlnllatlon. An apparatus for producing fresh from MM, fia.CA, V.U4WU ,IUWMM fl.A IVI IUB VIA rS board snip, nas recently been invented la England. It is designed for the production; of pure fresh water, either cool and filtered for drinking, or hot and nnfiltered for mak ing np the loss of fresh water to the steara boilers. In this distiller, the supply of water, is of course, primarily drawn frora the sea, and the bulk is nsed for the pur poses of cooling and condensation in tha apparatus itself. One commendable feat ure in this apparatus is that evaporation ia effected nnder a vacuum, so as to reduce tha riennxitinn-of solid matter to a minimum. ttUU mau KI Alum a u,uiu ao jwaw." nii unpleasant taste and odor of water distilled at a high temperature. The capacity of tho apparatus is said to be 50 gallons per hour. Baking Powder Residues and Digestion. That all baking powders have, to a greater or less degree, a retarding action on diges tion by reason of the salts as residues after the process of baking, is well known; but .rl .la. ... ......1 a .nn r. nniilMa n . 1 only comparatively recently has there beea made any attempt to decide the question, "Which of the constituents nsed in tha baking powders have the least injurious . effects?" A zealous worker ia this field sums up the result of his investigations ia v the statement that the least harmful baking powder is one containing the bi-carbonato of soda and cream of tartar, and that the) presence of any other chemical substance, however harmless it may be in itself, tends only to increase the complexity of the resi due and impair the activity of the gastria jvice. Sew Treatment for Cancer. A new treatment of cancer advocated by Dr. J. Mortimer Granville, consists ia very frequent administrations ot papain, and thallin and their combination in tha form of pills. The aim is to get absorption of the drng, not local action on the stomach. In cancer of that organ, Dr. Mortimer Granville gives, besides the pills, papain, suspended in water with thallin and an alkali. The patient must be fed exclusively on a veeetable diet The vitality of tha morbid growth seems, to be depressed by saturation with the thallin and papain locally, and this is effected by applying a strong paste of the two drugs in combina tion, or, where practicable, by their in unction. New Solid Steel Wheel for Street Cars. The increased weight of the rolling stock: now employed on street railways, particu larly in the case of cables and electric lines, has made the use of wheels ot a longer lived and tougher nature than formerly, wheels which will not break or give out nnder the increased strains upon them neces- sary. Snch a wheel has been produced, and is now being largely used, for street railway service in Kew England. It is stated that these wheels are practically unbreakable, and that they will outwear five of th,e ordi nary stock. They have a finished tread, and weigh 220 pounds. Reputed Core for Diphtheria. It is stated tbat the following is an effect ive cure for diphtheria: At the first indi cation of the disease in the throat of a child make the room close; then take a tin cup and pour into it a quantity of tar and tur pentine, equal parts; then bold the cupt over a fire, so as to fill the room with fumes. The little patient, on inhaling the fumes, will cough np and spit out all the mem branous matter, and the diphtheria will pass off. Tbe fumes of the tar and tnrpen- , tine loosen the matter ia the throat and thus afford relief. Etrctrieat Claims oCthe Nations. Among the great successful inventions ia the practical application of electricity; tha United States may claim the teIegrapb,Hha telephone, the incandescent light, and un questionably the microphone also. This' is a brilliant record. To France belongs tha credit of the accumulator and the Gamma ring; to Italy, the battery and the Pacinotti ring; to England, the self-exciting dynamo'! to Germany, the drnm armature," and to Bussia, the commercial arc lamp. 1 1 Etectrto Lighting at Twelve Miles. A significant and Interesting installation t of electric lighting is about to be made at'l Portland, Ore. That city is to be lighted for the first time by electricity. The current J is to be carried 12 miles before being dis- tributed, a thing never before attempted ia 'j this country. A specially constructed ma-. to be used. HEE L0XG-L0ST HDSBASD. AByracnso Man Claimed by a Woman H0 Calls an Impostor. Stkactjss, J5T. Y., January 11. Mn. Eliza Glenn, who has been a resident of this city since last Jnne, claims Thomas'' Glenn, who has been in this country ever since the war.and a resident of Syracuse tpr a' number of years, as her husband, whom she says she had not seen for 27 years, nntil a day or two ago. She says that Glenn left ber and her three children and two daugh ters in England. Glenn, who is regarded by his acquaint ances as an honest and industrious man, says that the woman is an imposter. Ha bas buried one wife since he came here to live, ana is now living witn ms secona one. p: 1 She Knew Ir, Too. xoutn'i Companion. "Marion." said Henrr. proud of his t1l1v rrin(rl VnwTrTia 'Ma wam Vm 4! that the earth turns round?" ffi vi 10s it aoesr answered Jianoa. pj "Xaavi tfce maoa I tumbles oat of bed,' -, & . f Si