HSU HABLIBHE0 FEBRUARY s l'4t o.-Kttteredat Pittsburg rnstomce. s ot(3aScr H, lasl, as second-class matter. iBcsiness Office07 and OSFifth Avenue. fevfs Rooms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street, i Advertising Office, Boom , Tribune f Building. KewYork. TEK.51S OP THE DISPATCH. roETAGK ritEK cr ths okiteo statss. gluiir DISPATCH, One Year. I -W 71)in.T Dispatch, rer quarter... w UATLT DBU-ATCIt. OneMontn u SuittTUisrATCH. Including Sunday, 1 rear. JO CO IJDAU.T Dispatch, IncludingSunday.Sm'ths. S!0 nnLTiittPATca.inclnaiiiSonaaT.imonUi so LstttiuV Dispatch. One Year. J SO S TTjticirT.v DibPatch. One Year.. la Tire ntr.Y Dispatch Is delivered bycarriersat ("M cent per week, or Including Bunday edition, ,t SO cents per week. fV PITTSBtJRG, MONDAY. DEC. SO, 1835, IBS HISTOEY OF CAXAX.8. The great canal projected from the lakes '"to the Ohio mar be compared with similar undertafcinM which the world has seen irom the time of Darius to that of De Lesseps in an entertaining article which is to be found on another page of this issue. Most of the facts there collated are im- .foresslvely encouraging in their bearine Supon the canal in which Pittsburg Is most interested. The history of almost every canal 'that has linked seas, avoided dangerous 'waits, irrigated deserts, or made commerce '.possible -where none was before, shows plainly the "wonderful value of such works. The service of canals to our own country Is .tolerably well known, and the betiefit 'derived by nearly all lands, En i eland. Holland, Trance and India in 'particular, from canals can hardly be com- ipuiea. xv is unieij mi Kmcmuii uu .-v itiost of the Suez Canal dismayed the capital ists who stood behind the great De Lessens. S- fuobody believed when it was opened that !the canal would ever pay a dividend to the shareholders. But events very soon showed what an immense want the wonderiul piece of engineering had filled. The English Jnation has no better paving investment than i&the Sum Canal stock which Disraeli was ; blamed for buying during his last tenure of ' office. When it comes to looking at the cost of the new Erie ship canal, and big ifigures tend to appall, the history of previous projects of this kind may be consulted with ood results. TO GOES ICE'S FBICE. Hiiherio the warm weather has excited no really severe criticism. Pun has been made of it, and now and again a pinch of sarcasm 3has smced the popular comment But , .nothing really mean or hard has been said '.- . . . . t t ? ol Decern Der s summer costume, presuming en this leniency, .perhaps, the weather has , grown warmer, if anything, than ever. 'Tle time has come to stop. It is getting to be a serious question. Consider! ladies and gentlemen, where are we to get our ice sup ply next summer? Ice has to be harvested now for the months belonging to the season called .summer. Ice cannot be cnt when it does not exist. Hence the public is threat ened with an ice famine which will make life hardly worth living in the -months of June, July, August and September. If the winter is simply to be postponed till mid summer, all may be well yet, "We can then lay up a supply of ice for the warm spell which will be due next Christmas. ' The ice company which virtually has a monopoly of the business here is weeping ''.with all its might over the prospect, The Jfpublio.sni be called -upon to weep later on. i in the meanwhile, in spite ot its grief at the 4. 1814 Kfl l,nal,t mF 1io fa-,v Y,T-m ,f will Tip fnroprl g5 to charge for chunks of ice, the company is preparing to put in two machines to make jice. The machines will cost $75,000, and as, if the seasons resume their normal char acteristics next year, they will be useless alter next summer, the purchasers of ice will have to pay for them before winter comes ngain. The weather question is getting very hot , lindeed. "We need ice very badly. "KB. HATHEWS' MISTAKE. "Without any unreasonable bitterness, Mr. I- JBrander Mathews, author and playwright, discusses vac relations 01 uram&uc aaiuor -and theatrical critic in the' New York Dra- matic Mirror. Mr. Mathews is to be con gratulated upon keeping his temper during the discussion. Usually the dramatic author has little but curses and kicks, verbal ' 'kicks, for the theatrical critic. Mr. Dion ji .Boncicault Is wont, when In need of recrea tion, to scalp a few newspaper critics. Mr. 'Mathews, perhaps because he is, compara- ' -'lively speaking, a tyro iu the business of 'making plays, avoids the veteran Bouci canlt's pernicious example. He mildly re bukes the newspaper critics for giving for eign plays the preference over American .Mays. But the scolding Is gentle and can anger no one. '."We do not quarrel with Mr. Mathews - manners, but we question his statements. ' Here is his summing up: "Our theatrical critics are more prone to point out blem- fishes of American plays than they are to praise beauties. Indeed, they are prompt , to see the blemish and slow to discover the .beauty. That this attitude is injurious to ( the cause of the drama in this country I feel rfsure, .and I am also convinced that this is xme.oi.me reasons wny mo innuence oi the atrical criticism is far less now than it used to&K 'It (is true that some of the most talented criticsjjih New York City seem to be some whatjfeyerse to praising the products of American writers for the stage, and it Is true-that other critics there are elsewhere who have not the courage or the wit to fly inline face of metropolitan criticism. Butv 'there, are plenty of critics, in Hew York and in other cities, who properlyj'apnreciato the American drama, which is cutting no small figure upon the stage&ay. The sane and candid man can deny' the splendid promise of the new American drama, as exemplified in the workpfiMessrs. Bronson Howard, David D. BioydDavid Belasco, Sidney Bosenfeld, H:C. fDeMilie, Henry Guy Carleton, Ed wardlEilKidder, and, we willingly add, of Mestrs.lBra.nder Mathews and George H. Jesjop. The Dispatch has not been slow towelcome and praise wherever possible the playsof native anthers. The critical col riransvofTHE Dispatch have shown an unwavering friendship for the American dramsand only a Jew weiks ago the play, 'GogMine," of which Mr. Mathews is rJartautor, received the highest kind of commendation in this paper. 0T ABACEWAE. fuslSbtarace war that is raging in Georgia; the butchering of negroes at Barn titfS.iCU is not a warlike proceeding. The thlSaVto fee told about the matter: a law less!, spirit, finding its vent In murder, is wk t . ,., ..,. s ... . m-i TCiuvawuguH uifcB society .iu vuuuu paxus ui i : jiii me ucu iruicu uare come icnoonui. Mtihanrninjiregard to th shooting ofeightj was 'a craeland HnjsmtAtbws sawder. Deeds of this sort show that the white race is laps ing into barbarism ln lcal& where the complaints of the savagery of the negro are loudest. It is not anything like a war. The negroes arc taken at a disadvantage, andare slaughtered like sheep. The return ot the killed aud wounded in these campaigns show only too plainly that the negroes suf fer all the casualties. This atate of affairs cannot last The clamor of certain Southern white men for Federal aid in removing the colored popu lation of some Southern States, heaven knows to what place, is ridiculous, while such lawless slaughters prove the white men to be most in fault The South should rather be on its good behavior, seeing that the, majority party in Congress is contem plating a reopening of the "race problem," and possibly a readjustment of the election laws. There is no telling how serious the situation may become if the relations of the white and black population in the South are further strained. COJIPKOMISED EY EGGKOB. As far as we are informed Mr. Bussell B. Harrison' is still connected with the Helena Mont Journal. If he is not he should say, so at once. Otherwise he is liable 'to involve the administration of his revered father in no end of trouble. How can such a para graph, as that subjoined, which we have taken from the Helena journal be recon ciled with a proper regard for temperance? Tho Journal editorial staff is indebted to Silly Lynch, the expert mixologist ot the Mer chants' hotel bar, for a pitcher of eggttog com pounded in bis very best manner and received Jast night at just abont the hour when churon yards yawn and grave editors give op their last cent or would if tney had it for something liquid. ' Of course it was right for Mr. Bussell B. Harrison or his representative in charge of the Journal to thank Mr. Billy Lynch, the mixologist, if the eggnog was accepted. The question is, should a man of sach pub lic Importance, as the son of the President of the United States, who, has dined at "Windsor and made merry with Albert Ed ward, accept eggnog from Mr. Billy Lynch, no matter how expert a mixologist he may be? Under certain circumstances and at certain times, as Mr. Bussell B. Harrlsoa apologet ically and somewhat pathetically remarks, the longing fora liquid, eggnog or what not, asserts itself in a masterful manner. "We do not believe that this longing is confined to editors, nor even to sons or Presidents. The longing is not in itself iniquitous, nor will all condemn the quenching thereof with eggnog. The impropriety of the publica tion in the Journal lies not in the descrip tion of a pleasant and, we regret to say an unusual episode in an editor's life, but in the exploitation of the fact that the Markis of Montana, as young Mr. Harrison rightly or wrongly has been called, is a consumer of potent concotions, which some attribute to the brewery of the Prince of Darkness. The Akron .Beacon disputes the remarks of The Dispatch, that the radical Republi can journals of OnSo have been comparing the record of Senator Payne with that of Calvin Brice to the advantage of the former. The proof of the statement is contained in the fol lowing from yesterday's Cleveland Leader, a paper whose party fealty will scarcely be ques tioned: "All the men -who have heretofore been elected to the Senate from this State bad at some time been active and prominent as political speakers among Ohio people. Mr. H. B. Payne ran for Governor once and had been conspicuous as a Democratic worker in this State for 0 years before he aspired to repre sent it in the United States Senate." Mbs. James Bbowit-Pottbii Is going to Australia. And thns the friendly relations between the United1 States and the English colonies are imperiled. Alleohenx is to be denied rapid trans it in one direction at least, because Councils and the managers of the Manchester line are at war. We cannot say that either contestant Is clearly in the right, bnt it is unfortunate that Allegheny City should be made to suffer. Allegheny City needs rapid transit more than any other one thing. Peach trees are in full bloom in certain parts of N ew Jersey. The destruction of the peach crop may be expected to occur months earlier than usual. The Chinese actors in Kew York have been rednced to wearing their stage costumes, so threadbare are. their ordinary clothes, on the street Happy Celestials! Our Thespians in distress cannot resort to such devices. When they are not feasting as actors they must starve as common citizens. A young hurricane or two tried to vary tbe monotony ot our summer weather yester day, but with scant success. Snow is now sold for delivery July i. The Allegheny Valley Ballrotd is pros pering these days, and the welcome news comes that a new freight station is to be built for its use on Pike street Mr.McCargo's manage ment is synonymous with progress and im provement Jay Gotu is a bnll without reserva tion. And for once it does not seem necessary for the country to prepare for hard times in consequence. President Haeeisok has killed a pig. Politicians who believe in tbe doctrine of "to tbe victors belong the spoils" are requested to bold back tbeir petitions for pork till the own er of the pig has been settled with. Influenza is said to be closing in upon this community. It is a mighty unpleasant thing to have such an enemy, so to speak, 'In our midst" It may be true, as a Philadelphia doctor asserts, that peanuts are good for brain work ers, but the devourers of peanuts are generally not troubled with brains to feed. 0TEE 300 IN THE POT. An Exciting Fokrr Game In Which Re markable Hands Were Held. From the Cincinnati Enquirer. At a leading hotel last week six prominent gentlemen sat down to a friendly game of poker. The ante was 0 cents, with a $5 limit In the party wero a well-known doctor, a cigar dealer and a wholesale liquor merchant The gentleman to tbe right of the doctor opened a jack pot which bad passed several times, and which contained 39. The M.D. squeezed down his hand and found four nines pat, and trailed along. The third man came in, aud the fourth who was the cigar dealer raised the opener, with aces and kings. The fifth player raised again, with three queens. The sixth man and the opener went to the deck. It wasnow tbe doctor's chance, ana be raised again. The cigar dealer came to the front and another raise came from tbe liquor dealer, who held the three queens, and who was again raised by tbe doctor. Both rata stood the last raise and the cards were drawn. The doctor and the man with aces np took one and tbe man with three queens drew two cards. Betting now went fast and furious. Nothing could be heard but the click of the chips, and tbe excitement rose to fever beat when over 8800 was in the pot The doctor was the first to call. When tbe hands were exposed it was found that the doctor had four nines, tbe cigar dealer an ace full on kings, and the Honor dealer four queens. The Wny of ilie VJe. From the Boston Ulobe. ' It is now but a short .step to 198ft Do not waste time trying to remember last year's reo lutionvbot put'Jn a Vra&a sew.-set asm keep : fA TKATsWi'ATAKIM!KS, - " - - - - -"' Yesterday's Ht-Tngt Mustek Ke4ete s , Willi IwwejrtWJWsH-e, The mammoth triple natfiber of THB Dis Patch went out to its 250,000 readers yesterday filled with the freshest news and the choicest literature. It was aa unusually excellent num ber, ai the following brief' summary will show. i. Nearly three-quarters of a million of. people In Europe have been attacked by tho influenza, and between 200 and 300 deaths occurred last week. In this country tba epldemlo is also spreading rapidly, ana a fatal case is reported from Chicago. Tho ex-Empress of Brazil died at Oporto ot heart disease. How Christmas was celebrated abroad was told by1 Th Dis patch's LOudon 'correspondent Captain O'Sbea has sued for divorce. maKlng grave charges against Tarnell. Portugal and En gland refuse to refer their difficulty to arbi trators. England wants Blaine to have' no hand in the matter. Prince Bismarck is ill. A determined anti-Bocialist agitation is kept np in the German Empire. Business men in New York, Pittsburg and elsewhere talk encouragingly of -trade prospects for the comlngrear. Jay Gould is particularly hopeful. Mrs. Brooks, of Brooklyn, was mur dered by her young son, who put her to death to end her sufferings. Ten. persons were killed in a railroad wreck near White Sulphur Springs, W. Va. Colonel Harry McCormick, of Dauphin connty, is being poshed for the Demo cratic nomination for Governor of Pennsyl vania. Nine men were terribly burned by molten metal in an accident at a Dallas, Tex., foundry. A mob took possession of the Jail at Barnwell, S. C, and took out and shot nine ne gro prisoners. TO. Connty Commissioner Mercer and others talked interestingly on the convict labor ques tion. Complaints are made to the Humane So ciety .that tho law against employing children in factories is violated and nulli flcd. It is thought that a, clew to the Tarentnm murderers has at last been round. United States Marshal Harrah was given a banquet by his friends at thoDQ' qcesne Hotel. The warehouse of the Wormser Glass Company at Laughlln was burned; loss, $15,000. A review of leading events In the sporting world for the year, and the latest news In pugilistic and baseball circles, was given on the sixth page. - m. The Washington homes of Congressmen and other statesmen were described In an illus trated article by Frank G. Carpenter in the second part Interesting reminiscences were contributed by B. P. Shiilaber (Mrs. Parting ton). Willis Kenyon's paper dwelt Upon the curious relations of hypnotism and crime. Prominent politicians, among them several Senators and Representatives, alscassed the question, "Should a Young Man Engage In Politics?" The Pittsburg Library, and tbe reasons why it should be preserved, formed the subject of Brenan'S article. Robert Buchanan told how plays are made. Henry Haynie gave some entertaining gossip about Mme. Bern hardt Hon. Henry Hall pictured life in the hovels and concert halls of London. Prof, fibers' novel "Joshua" was brought to a happy con clusion. Bev, Dr. Talmage and Marian White contributed a fine Christmas story. "Violet Isl and" was the title of a pretty fairy tale by Ernest H. Heinrichs. Choice miscellany, the usual departments and articles by Edward Wakefield, Max O'Rell, Clara Belle, Shirley Dare, Rev. George Hodges, F. S. BasseU, Gerald E. Flanigan, James C. Purdy, Maud Howe, Mrs. Grundy, Jr., Dr, Jackson, Bessie Bramble and others were included in the Sec ond and third parts. L1QU0& SMUGGLED IN HAT. Remnrknble Charges Ajralnit Alleged YIo Intora of Custom Lnwi. BOSTOif, December 29. The city of Haver bill is a great deal disturbed over a remarkable case which has just come to light there. It is generally understood that a warrant has been sworn out by Customs House Inspector J. & Mbrris against Ferdinand Duptesi of Haver bill, on a charge of smuggling in liquor from Canada in bales of bay and straw. He is sup posed to have accomplices, and to be one of a ring that takes in the cities of Haverhill, Law rence. Manchester. Nashua and Lowell. Dnpres left Haverhill last Tuesday, ostensi blyon a business trip to Canada. He is tbe junior-member of tbe firm of Joseph Dupret & Brother, bay and grain dealers. Joseph Dn pres, tbe senior member ot the firm, has been in business in Haverhill 12 years and is well known and accounted an honorable business man. Moreover, be is opposed to liquor sell ing, and it is not thought that he is connected with the business. This morning, at the store, Mr. Joseph Dupres was found in the office. He said -that be knew nothing whatever of the matter, and supposed his brother had gohe to Canada on business which be does every two months, as most of their bay is Canadian. If any smuggling had been done it had been done outside the firm, and as a Arm he was ready to face any charge or warrant It is supposed that Ferdinand Dnpres had the cars consigned to him at Lawrence, and with the aid of some one there unloaded the goods which be bronght to Haverhill over the road, as .it is known that he made several night trips to that city. The liquors seized are known as Geneva gin. ASKING I1TG00D FAITH. Mrs. George" Wasbnct on Wants a Present From Mrs. Benjamin Harrison. WASHISOTON, December 29. The custom of giving New Tear's presents has apparently not died out In tbe South yet, as a woman in that section lately wrote the following letter to Mrs. Harrison: I am very desirous to get a New Tear's present from Washington City, and consequently I have, located on you for the present as I gave all the aid I could to give Mr. Harrison tbe President's office. Jly son John cast his- first and only vote for Harrison through my Influence, and many, many others, and. now a Hew Year's keepsake will be highly appreciated from yon. If you re spond to my desire please do not express it, as I have vowed never to pay express apaln Unless I could get to see what 1 pay for. Ho par the ex pressage when you ship the present so that 1 will not have to break my vow, A dress pattern or anything, your true friend, . : Mas. (iceman Wasiunqtoit. A Weather Prophecy. From the Philadelphia Hecord. An entomologist has predicted that unless severe weather sets in before the 8th of January, flies will swarm, out in their spring clothes. " In Her Nprranl Condition. from the Baltimore American. J Hayti is feeling natural again. Her affairs are very-much disturbed. Hayti at peace would scarcely be Hayti. PEOPLE OF PROMINENCE. Mbs. Livermobe, the lee tut or, is a woman of large frame and powerful physiquevof unu sual height with iron-gray hair, a beautiful complexion and a gracious presence. Mb. French, the.culptor, is making a statne of Louisa M. Alcott for the Fine Art Museum of Now Orleans. It will represent her seated in a rustic chair, a girl and boy near by. Joix ChandusbHabms "Uncle Remus") was a typesetter on a Georgia country news paper "bef ore he became an author. His first venture in verse was made in the days before the war. Thb ex-Emperor of Brazil is a member pf the Paris Academy of Sciences under the name of Do'm Pedro do Arcantara. He has been in the habit of sending reports to the Academy from his observatory at Rio Janeiro. He has many friends among European scientists. Mb. Phillips, the late President Arthur's Private Secretary, is a New Yorker, who has made his home in Washington. He Is a man of leisure, living on his Income. Every afternoon he is f o und at the Metropolitan Club discussing National topics. Ho is eminently a "clnhbable man." DmtiHQ the Christmas vacation Prof. Dana, of Tale, has been hunting over the' country for botanical and geological specimens, .and It is reported that he has succeeded in discovering some most rare and valuable ones. Although nearly 70 years old, Prof. Dana is in fall physi cal vigor, and is able to endure longer walks than tbe majority of his pupils, . Cabdihai, Newmajt has all his lire "been a vigorous worker, but now he rarely preaches, and writes little. He still rises early, as he has always done, and his mornings, ore given to de votions and tolpoking after' tap' aifalrs of the Oratory that he'loTcs bo wrU; and which he es iahllsbed'sorae years -age. The love that the students and priests at the Oratory bear for the aged Cardinal it toaci" iff. BoEwwo fll of them xmaoeaip JSjbf 3WS THEOT TICS REYIEW.1 JaJge Tf eVa Latest tl, ttm aa Old Law OsVce-K. r. ' L Sac cch, Tbe. Variatfea Ace, Br. AnwM t Ragar, Between Tlaaee, Feet ef Clay, Wine Gfcts. f Rreaeea aat dttwr Books. -i With Gauge andfiwallow X. B. Llpplscott 4 Co, H. Watts & Co.) is a collection of law stories by Judge Tourgee, "Gauge and Swal low" are a firm of attorneys, in whoso office the teller of the stories, whose part in most of the plots makes a thread through the book, Is em ployed as clerk, in such an office, "where the crookedest things in the world are made plain, even if they are not always made straight," there must be almost as many Stories hidden away In tin boxes as Inspector Byrnes has in his remarkable journals. Juago Tourgee writes under stress of an imagination urged and guided by experience. The stories are all in teresting. They are of reat variety; love, fraud, spiritualism, forgery,, mines and rail roads, mysteries and surprises, rogues and heroes play their part in the pages of this en tertaining book. ' Another book of short stories is that which, under the, title -Taken Alive (Dodd, Mead Co.;J.R.Weldtni Co.), stands last in the Ser ies of 'The iVorks of E.P. Roe." Tbe stories are fitly prefaced by the title essay in autobiog raphy, which Mr. Roe contribnted some, years toXfppfncoft'., and which be entitled, repeat ing a contemptuous phrase of Matthew Arnold's "A Hative Author Called Boe." Arter all is said, & P. Roe must be confessed to. have won success. And success means that the books which he wrote commended themselves to a very large number of our fellow citizens. "No critic," he say,"has ever been so daft as to. call any of my books classic" .But a great many "classics" have bad fewer readers. Mr. Roe appealed to the average mind. There Is such a sort of mind. It does prefer 'Barriers Burned Away" to "Marins the Epicurean." It Is more interested in E. P. Roe than In Geoige Meredith. The average mind Is made that way. Well, because we are cultured shall there be no more cakes and ale? Mr. Roa, .addressed his books to the largest audience in.the world.and the audience were pleased, and gave him their applause, and no number ot his' books oonld weary them. They Were not "classics," bnt they were good, straightforward, carefully 'written, helpful, wholesome, arid uplifting books. They at tracted readers, and they did the readers good. The short stories which are collected in this hook are of a piece with the rest They have tbe faults and virtues with which Mr. Roe's friends and critics are familiar. In our own opinion but this Is only tho opinion, we fear, of an "average mind," they are well told.worth telling, abd worth reading. One who permits himself tho bad habit of be ginning booki In the Chinese way, at the end, will be somewhat surprised by bis first glimpse at Tht Tarluflan Age. (Lee A Bhepard: J. R. Weldin &, Co.) The book ends With a list of cosmetics. SIgnor ilantesazza, In the original Italian, of which Mr. Nettleton gives us here a translation, Set down the names and charac teristics, poisonous or otherwise, of no less than 263 recipes for making one's self beautiful. It Is not cosmetical hypocrisy only, however, which is assailed lb this fierce little book. The good Signor begins with the harmless, necessary cat, whose deceitful conduct excites bts condemna tion, and goes on, from die fig-leaves ot Eden to the compliments of polite society, to objur gate even the whitest kinds of lies. H6 IS a sort of Carlyle in Italian. "Tbe Tartnffian Age," the writer himself confesses, "cannot be popular, cannot be written except with one-half ink and one-half tears and gall." Blznor Mantegam has but a poor opinion of ,the world in general. He says, without any appearance of baste, but as a deliberate judg ment that '"all men are liars.'' The last volume in the series of "Tbe World's Workers" tells of the good work of Dr. Arnold of Hugby (Cassell & Co.; J. R. Weldin & Co.). RosetE. Belfe is the author. Out of the his torical material to be found in tbe works of Stanley and Hughes, she has selected that which in a brief space shall tell us most abont that inspiring life. The little book is excel lentlydone. Tho schoolmaster, the teacher, the publicist the writer, the friend, the man, all thei sides of Arnold's character. except as husband and father, are delineated as well as could be done iu sucn onei space. Anyuoay wno writes wjin any sort of appreciation of a man .like Arnold is sure to write something both Interesting and belptnL One cannot get near to such a charac ter Without getting inspiration, nor describe him without inspiring other people. .The in dividual care of Arnold forhls boys, a care kept up in the midst of a great burden of other and wider careA is perhaps the characteristic of bis work at Rugby which is most emphasized In this book. A graceful little book in pretty covers, with pretty verses between them, Is Walter Learned's Between Timet (F. A. Stokes & Bro.2 J. R. Weldin it Co). The rhymes are neatly turned. The subject is an old one which even the poets can never wear out tbe pages are easy and pleasant to read. Not much is undertaken. The little valentine poems are dashed off Impromptu "between times." Tbey. are pretty lines for fans, and albums, and fly leaves, and the margins ot letters, and the 14th of February. Mr. Ge'orge Parsons Lathrop contributes a graceful and friendly preface. At the end ot the book are several translations from the French. It looks for a good while, as tbe book goes on, as it Feet of Clay (Dodd. Mead & Co.t TX. Watts & Co.) were going to be a very unpleas ant story. Indeed, after all is told, the story is not particularly cheerful. The scene is in the Isle of Man. The hero, George Pennington, is the individual who has the misfortune to have "feet of clay." There is a great deal that is good in him, balanced by so much that is selfish, mean and dishonest, that the reader is almost sure that be is going to tnrn out wholly bad, and make a wreck of it, and wreck several other lives with bis. Pennington Is, indeed, a mean tellow until the very last chanter. He is as selfish as Tito, as despicable (and in some what the same way) as Dean Maitland. He is a faithless lover, and be forges tbe name of his friend. Finally he allotrSanotber man to go to prison in bis stead. Mrs. Barr bas made him out so low-down, that it is with a rather un pleasant surprise that the reader is told at the end that instead of getting bis head shot off in India, he is wounded just enough to give em- ployment to the cheering nurse, who proves to be a nice girl whom be has knowo he f ore, and whom at last he marries, and turns out quite a decent fellow. The value of the book is In creased by tbepieasant-lookmg picture ot Mrs. Barr which fronts the title-page. V Wllbelm Hanff, who wrote TAe Wine OhosU of Srenen (White and Allen; J. R. Weldin & Com) is described In Mr. Fletcher's sprightly and entertaining preface as laving once held the position of editor of a paper With a re markable name. The paper was published in Germany, and tbe name, being translated was "Morning News for. tbe Educated Classes 1" "What sort of editor Hanff made we are not informed, but we have here an opportunity of exercising our own judgment as to the 'sort of pleasant wntmg wnicn ne was able to do. In Bronen. beneath the Ratbhaus is the Rathskeller. And in this . cellar are great casks of wine with dates upon them, reaching back into the early years of the "eighteenth century. Twelve of these casks bear the names ot the Twelve- Apostles. Bacchus has a vault all to himself. So has an other mighty barrel named tbe Lad v Rose. The teller of the story sleeps One night in this an cient cellar, and is present at a mighty revel where the revellers are the worthies, after whom tbe casks are named. They tell some good stories over their cups, one of tbe best being tbe tale of tbe devil and Balthasar the .Bottomless. Even old Roland, the stone im age, who guards the door of tbe town hall, comes to join the merry-making, and is much disgusted to learn how things have changed since tbe old crusading times, the knights of Europe being juastuen occupied In fighting on tbe side of the Moslems against tbe Greeks. This charming little book is exquisitely printed byTheo. L. DeVinne A Co. The edition is a limited one, the type having been distributed at ler printing. The critic's copy Is one of fifty which were made as complimentary copies for, the press. Emmanuel: A Bloru of tfi Messiah (Dodd. Mead & Co.; H. Watts & Co.). has not so much thread of story in it as "Ben Hhr," but is much the same sort of book. It is a life of Christ in narrative form. It begins with "The Herald Angels," and ends with "Emmanuel Triumph ant" Mr. William Forbes Cooley, the writer, has studied Gelkie and Edersbeim, and woven their scholarship into -his story. Like James Freeman Clarke he selects the character of the doubting apostle, and makes him present at all tbe most notable scenes in the life of Christ For some reason he chooses to name him "Thorns," leaving off thelast letter, The'book is not written with any theological mte'it Tha writer Is a Christian believer who wants to acquaint people, who have, not tbe mental training Which makes ihe weightier bonks about tbe gospels interesting, with tbereettltsl or recent Tesearcn ana tsar. aa eaootes.tno narrative as tbe best, way aocesapiieli lag this etn.1 Thn hMt I nrp.fuljv rftVArAajtlxr mjS aii3nfcJ1ffi4riwia.K; ar as" we ean e, accurately TftHMMtritW) Ciarti tact. Bate SewftoM Areml a sDek Man's Bel From XiOBiBia&'s Mftfailne. Go and.llve Mere, inhabit tbaLpteturesqae adobe dwelling for 24 hours, either with or without jangle fever, and yoar enthaIam will possibly jo considerably modified. Ibebreese, tepid and languorous, brings little refreshment to the heavy, steaming atmosphere, charged by blazing sunshine in brief alternation' with torrents of rain, deadly miasms from the rot-laden lagoon steal like ghosts through the moonlit night, and every type of winged and creeping abomination that, earth products there teems and swelters in luxuriant viru lence. Great hairy tarantula spiders, centi pedes a foot long and scorpions .like miniature lobsters had their being in the banana leaf thatch above me; land cnlbs burrowed up through the fungus-grown floor to visit my couch; huge toads and venomous reptiles came franklv in at the door. Alligators and enor mous serpents infested the lagoon hard by and might be expected at any moment I did not see an anaconda while I was there, but a blow from tbe tail -of an alligator struggling with some creature it had captured actually broke away some of the wall of my but one night Beastly bats sailed in occasionally, and were found by daylight pendant and pugnacious overhead, While more than once a yell, a scuffle and a rush proclaimed the disturbed intrusion of gome unidentified delegate of the cat tribe. Respiratory air seemed to have acquired a third constituent in addition to its nor mal oxygen and nitrogen in the stifling clouds of mosquitoes which tilled the darkness and a Central American mosquito is as merciless an organism as any of its accursed kind found out side the Arctic circle, which is saying a good deal, strange things whizzed and buzzed and boomed through the obscurity, dropping with a sharp "thud as though Shot, or' alighting with sticky feet reluctant of dislddgment; on one's face: all night long there was a rustling and a Crackling and- creeping suggestive of unseen invertebrate horrors all around; walls, floor and roof crawled, and were horrent with hide ous animation. I am a naturalist by instinct and can love and cherish the meanest reptile; but I would not voluntarily of forethought and design choose a hut in a Costa Rica swamp as a Shelter for my sick bed during tho deliri um of intermittent fever. IN A HIGHLAND SCIlOOL140Otf. Master MaoTagcarf'a, flock .land HIa Method of Keeping Order. From Marrat'J Magazine.) The floor of the Schoolroom' was of hard black earth, studded thickly and Irregularly with smooth round stones about the size ot a cricket ball, and projecting about an inch from the ground, in which they were firmly embedded. Over this I clattered with my mother (my boots bad thick solescovered all Over with hob nails) till we reached the schoolmaster's desk. There we halted. Mr. MacTaggart, Wholly ab sorbed In hlr occupation of pen mending, did not appear to notice us. When he had finished he gav a slight start at seeing us, whereupon my mother explained to hiin in Gaelic that wo were new arrivals in Glen Sue (Yellow Valley), and that she bad brought me, her only son, aS a pupil to his SOhOOh , Meanwhile some eight or nine kilted, bare legped youngsters, with eves sauinting Cau tiously leftward toward the Schoolmaster's desk, had. softly left their seats and formed a semicircle in front of the Are. Presently others also glided from their places and endeavored to squeeze themselves Into the semicircle. Their attempts being resisted by the first comers; a scuffle occurred, which, gradually getting more and more noisy, at last attracted tbe attention ot Mr. MacTaggart. The old schoolmaster, grasping tbe situation in a mo ment suddenly laid down his pen, seized his leathern five-fingered "taws," which lay con vsaiently near his elbow, hurried down tbe steps, and applied this instrument rapidly and vigorously to tbe naked calves of as many of tbe delinquents as had not succeeded in re gaining tbeir seats beifore his arrival. This punishment administered, he returned slowly to his desk, leisurely ascending the steps, and calmly sat down as if nothing had happened, Ot the boys who bad received a taste of tile "tans'" some were rubbing their calves and crying; some were rubbing their calves aud looking generally uncomfortable. Dpi not crying, and some Were rubbing their calves and smiling, as if they did not care a bit The smiles of these last however, struck me as being somewhat forced. As for the rest of tbe school, though here and there I detected a smile or a grin of amusement, tbe generality looked on with indifference as on an iueldent of very common occurrence. TWO BROTHERS' FIRST MEETING. John nnd Wllllnta Relliy Meet and Make Sack Oilier' Acquaintance Newbubq. N. Y.. December 29. John and ' William Reilly,. brothers who had tievsr pre- L vl&u'sly met, mado each other's acquaintance in this city yesterday, jobnistneemer, twenty four years ago his parents came to America, leaving him jn the Old country. At the age Of 8 John came to Providence and from tbat time earned his own livelihood. Knowing that bis own patents had settled in Nowburg be adver tised for them, but received no reply. Last snmmer he came to work at Fort Montgomery, end In September removed to Newuurg. Yesterday be told his story to a friend, and the result was that the similarity of name, Ot features and other points satisfied tbe friend that he knew the whereabouts of the missing brother. Accordingly he sought out William Relliy, who was born in the United States and who lives only a few doors distant from John on the same thoroughfare. Thus tbe brothers were united. Their father died about the time Tnt.n nnmn ,n ,hfa Mnnnfw .ThAtWrt 1,Wlt1l,M baa passed each other on the street almost ' dally for months without knowing it John ' Relliy. in addition to discovering a brother, has also found two half sisters, of whose exist ence he knew nothing. ' CHINESE EVOLUTION TflEOEL How tbe Celestial Scientists Trace the OrU gin of Man. From the Popular Science Monthly. jThe rocks are the bones of the divine body, tbe soil is the flesh, tbe metals are the nerves and veins; the tide, wind, rain, clouds, frost and dew are all caused by its respirations, pul sations and exhalations. Originally tb3 moun tains rose to the firmament and toe seas cov ered the mountains "to their tops. At that time there was In tho divine body no life be ajdes the divine life. Tnen the waters snbsided; small herbs grew, and In the lapse of cycles de veloped into shrubs and trees. As the body of man, unwashed for years, breeds vermin, so the mountains, unlaved by tbe seas, bred worms and insects, greater creatures develop, ing out of lesser. Beetles In the course of ages became tor toises, earth-worms became serpents, high-fly-ingiosects became birds, some of the turtle doves became pheasants, egrets became cranes, and wild-cats became tigers. The praying mantis Was by degrees transformed Into an ape, and some ot the apes became hairless. A hairless ape made a fire by striking crystal upon a rock, and, with tbe spark struck out, igniting the dry grass. With the fire they cooked food, and by eating warm victuals they grew large, strong and knowing, and were changed into men, . .- KILLED BI HIS EXEGLAB8. A Pair of Improper Lenaea tbe Cnnso of a Bay's Death. itMlsoTON, Del., December 29. Albert H. Connaway, aged 11 years, was buried in tbe iRiVervtew Cemetery yesterday afternoon. Tbe boy died on Christmas Day under peculiar cir cumstances fiom meningitis. He was an Albino, and being "near-Sighted went to an optician in this city about six weeks ago for. glasses. The latter, instead of furnishing the proper lenses, fitted the lad with strong far sighted glasses, and as a result Connaway nad a hemorrhage ot the eye. Ac oculist was then consulted, who advised that the far-sighted glasses be discarded. I; is thought this was done, but hemorrhage caused meningitis and the boy's subsequent death. Tbe oculist who was consulted says the death is directly due to,tho wearing of the strong eyeglasses. Greatness Hni Its Limit. From the Philadelphia Times. :. John D. Rockefeller is said to be worth $129,. ,000,000. And yet he could not eat a whole tur key on Christmas Day, DEATHS OP A DAY. Mrs. Robert Tyler. MoirtOOHBBT, ALA., December 29. -Mrs. Rob ert Tyler died In this city this moriinc at 8 o'clock In the' 74th year of her age. Mrs Tyler wai a daughter of the tragedian, Thomas .Cooper and Mary Foirue. a Celebrated belle of new Xork, ID IOW biiu iukiiicu J,UUh AJI" eld est son of I'resldent Tyler,, and upon the special request or tne I'resldent ana or niswue. , whu was an invalid, she .presided as ".Lady of tuo Wliite House!' during the first three years of I'resldent Tyler's administration. Gntrsj,Wi Sawta. Jfosiox, leccmWr;:s. George tf. Sawinan Instructor of mathematics at Harvard Collece. dM thlsBOralBg at the 'Msstaesaeetti General'! Hospital, acta as year- -He Ws seised MtV attae of tseritosltls a Taesdav, down iHaMaftrlppe.., lyjiftoMooajLt ,-,sEasr "S? l rassu--r3i''s5.!SB?'j .flWLiEtliJKlTr-lilAsU -' New Ttmrsslay W1H Thtd Arty LSsV w8MileflVrMsi TH LHtis Bartb-.Tw . ParttolBettMMHteKaMtaMelea'e far a Teal PHsapssa f Meroary, Hani VewN, Japittr, Satan, TJraaas aad Xeptaac. ' Alt sight are alike to thy brlghtaesst What If thou waken the birds, to their svng, dost thou waken no sorrow; Waken nb sick to their pain j so captive to wrtaeh at his fetters? , Smile on the garden and fold, and oa maidens who sing at the milking: Flash into tapestried chambers, and peep In the eyelids of lovers, showing tbe blissful their blis.-ifnffifey. So the Greeks regard the sun in their mythology. And it does) not seem tbat we should be too enlightened or matter-of-fact to find pleasure in their stories about nature. For example, they typified the sun by the god Helios or Sol, who had a magnificent palace la the East, whence he atatted out each morning in a chariot draws by four horses. At evening" he reached his palace ia the West How he got back to the East again was) not explained. Ho saw and beard everything, and was able to witness against those, ot the gods who did wrong. The earth Is nearest tbe'sun on the second day of tbe year, on which day the Is only 90, 823,000 miles from his solar majesty. In tbe early part of the month tho day increases in length at the rate of about half a minute dally. The .sun will bo eclipsed twice during the. year 1890, but neither of the eclipses will be of much importance. Tbe first will be on JUne 17, and will be visible) a certain extent In all the continents of the Eastern hemisphere ex cept Australia; but the moon will be so far away from the earth at the time that she will, not hide tbe'whole disk of tha sun, but will for certain plfjei of the earth's surface obscure the central part, leafing a f Ing all around, on account of which such an eclipse is called an annular eclipse. The next solar eclipse will-be on DecembeTiS,and will partake oi tne same nature at the beginning and end, but will be total for a small region. It will be visible In the Indian and Antarctio Oceans and the southern part of Australia. Mercury ia evening star until the 2th, when he passes to the western side of the sun and becomes morning star. On tbe 13th he is at that point in his orbit where he is separated by tbe greatest angular distance from tbe Sun, as seen from the earth.. Mercury, the sun and the earth are then at the apices of an approximate ly isosceles triangle, Mefcnry being 92000,000 miles from the earth and 28,060.000 from the sun, and the earth 91,000,000, from the sun. Tbe angular distance between tne sun and planet will be 18 61'. This elongation "may be consid ered a moderately favorable cmr.ana tne planet may probably be seen easily with a field glass a few days before and after the 13tb. on the 5th Meroury sea at 621 v. K., 1 hour and 14 min utes after the sun: on the 13th he sets at 6:18 p. M., 1 hour and 38 minutes after sunset His ap parent diameter at tbe elongation is 6".8, and he is in the constellation Caprlcornns. Vonus may be Seen in the early morning for a few days in the first part of the month, but she soon loses herself in the snn's beams, and will piss beyond the sun from west to east, be coming evening star, on tho ISth of next month. On the first day of the year she rises at 7:48 A. M., 49 minutes before the sun. Her apparent diameter is 10".2, and she is in tbe constellation Sagittarius. Mars is morning star, rising at 1:58 on the morning of the Stb.'ana at 133 on the 25th. On the 1st of the month ho is in the constella tion Virgo, about 10 east of Spica; later on be gets into Libra. His apparent diameter is VA, and the phase is gibbons. Jupiter, the king of planets, has withdrawn himself from our view, and Will not be visible to earthly gaze tor sevoral weeks to come. On tbe lotn of January he passes behind the sun and becomes morning star. Saturn is morning star, but rises in tbe early part of the evening, and can be observed bv 10 or 11 o'clock. The rings may be well seen, their plane making an, angle ot about 9 with the line of sight. The apparent diameter of the planet is 18".S Saturn may be Identified bv the Btar RegUlus. in the well-known sickle of tbe Lion. The planet is about 7 east of this star, and rises on the 6th it 8:56 p. if., and on the 25th at 7:32 P. x. Uranus is 'morning star, rising on' tbe morn ing of the 16tb, SI minutes after midnight He is In quadrature, i. e., 99 west of the sun, on the 16th of the month. Uranus is Still in the constellation Virgo, abont 5 east and 1 north of Spica, or Alpha Virginia. . Neptune'ls evening star, crossing the merid ian at BJ&'on the evening At the 6th, and at 70 on the 25th. He sets on the6tnati!34A.x. Neptune is in Taurus, between the Pleiades and Hyaaes, and less than Half .a degree north west of the sixth magnitude star Omega. He is not visibla to tbe naked eye. The moon will be eclipsed but once during the year 1899, but will come very close to being eclipsed at another time. On the morning oftbo 3d of June she will pass very near the shadow ot the' earth, bnt as tbe size of the penumora to the earth's shadow depends largely on ths condition of the earth's atmosphere, it cannot be predicted with Certainty whether tbe moon will enter the shadow or not Such a close ap proach of the moon is called a Lunar Appuise. The only lunar eclipse of the year will be oa the 26tb, but will not be visibla in this country. Luna'S phases for the month are as follows: Full moon, January 6, 10:37 A, M.t last quarter, January 14,11:83 a.m.; new moon, January a, 4:49 A. jr.! first ouartef.Januarv 28. Ids A. X. Best E. V. Larr. PittsbvbOi December 29, 1889. Two Careful Norses. From the Chicago News. Congressman Flower, of N ew Yprk,is Watch ing at) the sick-bed of his city's World's-Falr project, while Cbauncey Depew snatches a little rest Those two patient nurses are de serving of much praise for the Care which tbey are bestowing on tho otherwise friendless and comfortless Invalid. WASTED MOMENTS. IWniTTSIT I"OB TBI DISPATCH.! The grand Old X ear lay dying ' Full of honors, woes and dread. For tbe voices of his Moments Circled round his hoary head. And those Moments seemed to say "We were wasted, thrown away." Vain to think of what's accomplished; Vain to boast of mighty deed; Vain to point to bright achievement; , Vain to show uprooted weed With those Moments there to say, ; We were wasted, thrown away." Though in such and such an hoar, Opportunities were seized And made much of in avallment Bo that Uod and man were pleased; Xet those Moments staid to say "We wire wasted, thrown away." And their voice, in Iteration, Bo lneensed the giand Old Tear, That he ran his tempal gamut Loudly that they all might bear. And the Moments ceased to say, We were wasted, thrown awaj. "In this month, amelioration: In that week great deeds were donel On that date a rare dtscov'ry 1 At that hour a battle wont Hojv then can ye Stand .and say, Ve were wasted, thrown aWayr 'It was possible that nothing , ' ,- Would have come to fill my span; Or that mankind,, stationary, Would have ceased to Work and plan. I'm astonished that ye say i'e were wasted, thrown away."' Then spoke soft a Wasted Moment In the dying monarch's eart True, vour span bas been productive; Ton can leave bright records here. 'Tls regretfully we say. We were wasted, thrown away. "Though so grand were your achievements That a world has been surprised;. What could not have been accomplished . With each moment utilized? Think wbstmlghthavebeealo-dayi We were wasted, thrown away." - In a royal glow of sunlight Clothed in purple rbes of Dawn Came tbe lusty raoor;h, -New Year, Came rejoicing in his brawn. And he heard tbe Moments say: . 'We were wasted, thrown away." 'Have no fear, myJoHyfellowsl" Cried be in a voice of cheer. "Yon can qnlckly be recovered; Am I-not the glad New Year? , Pessimistic, then, to say "Yewerewasted, thrown sway." Pointed, then, those Wasted Moments. To the Old Year's lifeless clay, la sspulcliral strains they chorused Jke hiss, we most past away. Mew Year; farewell, we bawe s .Wei -?! : .xaesujBS 'Jt3m.r& XB!X ilOiSV-f- ttato fax aasl riw fvass ah'stihwi TtbJMitot9fTfclltt4: I not ia Friday mofBiafa DnrAHar aa ssotial heastad '-Make the Trataa, Work." That ta not a Mlattoa of the tramp prsfa. ia lsoaMttea where trasapa are ltaprisosa ad Bade to work, probably he ieBotsoMsaereM bathetssaiwhreelM,M, the beet ye oa do by pisc vagrancy laws is to drive hisa from eae plow m another, and that eertalsly shows a very seises spirit While we do set watvtibiat oaraelve,we are. wttllng'to lafllct him do oar neighbor. Why do we have tramps? Simply because the ordinary laborer, by wortitag tea hours a day, can make but a bare living, and the tramp can get that bf begging, and he prefers the latter method. If we would pass laws that would release opportunities for labor from the grasp of monopoly, so tbat labor oould employ Itself and get a fair return which is at least four times what it receives at present there would be no tramp problem or convict problem to solve. What would release these boundless opportunities? 1 think the single tax would do it. ADVOCATE. JoHirstfowir, December 28. Sessions cf Congress. TO the Editor of The DUsatch How often does. Congress meet? tbe Congresses so fin inhered 7 Why are H. YOtHJGSTOTVir, December 38, . . The Congress of the United tatea must, by consskntlonal provision, assemble at least oaoe in every year, and that' meeting ball begin on the first Mon day la Deeesrter unless by law a different day be appointed. Under the Constitution tbe President hae power to convene oa extraor dinary occasions, both bouses! of Cdagress, or either of them, and in case of disagreement between them with respect to tbe time of ad journment the President may adjourn them to such time as he shall think proper. The First. Congress in the United States under tbe Con stitution met March 4, 17S9. The. numbering of the Congresses followed naturally, as First, Second, Third, etc or, as they are very often written, t H, HI, and the sessions were indi cated as first second, third, etc. The States have generally followed the example, IffioroTD the Country Roads. To the Editor of The Dispatch With fid little interest and pleasure I have noticed your late articles on "Country Roads." If the press would take up this matter and not let it rest until the Btate Legislature should take hold of it and work a thorough reforma tion in the management of our roads and turn pikes, It would result in untold value to farms and the commercial interests of the people. Governor Beaver brought up this subject ia its true light with a great splurge, then let it die. Our County Judge did the same thing. Occasionally a couritv paper breaks out spas modically oa the snhject and quits when some growling, short-sighted taxpayer threatens to withdraw bis subscription. uoon witn yourgooa woric tvery reform must have a pioneer. The press generally will inevitably fail ia line. The subject has already been too long neglected in this age of advance ment . Faemeb. Ltoiaxa, Pa,, December 28. Unantnrnllzrd Voters. To the Editor of The Dispatch! Can foreigners Vote in certain States for President and other officers Of the National or State governments on the mere declaration of intention of becoming citizens, even though it requires fonr and a half yean before they be come naturalized citizens f Heubt. GRKEuSBUttO, December 28. IXta. The' following States allow foreign born persons who have "declared their inten tion" in the usual way of becoming citizens to enjoy the privileges of the franchise: Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado. Florida, Indiana, Kansas, Louisiana, Michigan. Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, Nevada,- Oregon, Texas and Wiscon sin. In none of these States does inability to read English exclude the voter frnsa participa tion is the franchise. t ' Bfonts Carlo. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Where is tbe celebrated gambling place known ti Monte Carlo T. P. D. McEEZSFOSf, December 28. Monte Carlo is the Casino, or leading gamb ling puce, in me sovereign principality of Monaco, along the southern coast of France, a few miles east of Nice.- Monaco contains only about' seven square miles, and it is the smallest principality In .Europe. It is not in France, but In Case of war it would probably be under the military protection bt France. 1 ALL THE DtfDERS HE WAHTS. ' The" Pointer on the Governorship Brejped by n Qnny Man. Barrisburg Dispatch to Philadelphia Record. The hair-plaiting, that numerous newspaper people navo been given In the matter whether Qua has'br.bas no t expressed a preference for Governor was brouzht to tbe attention of a promlnent'State official to-night This gentle man 13 one of the quartet that made Quay's fight againstCooper for Chairman, and trav eled the-lengtn and breadth of tbe State to do it He was asked: "Have you got your orders yet on tho-. Governorship?" 'I've got all the orders I want," was the an swer. " , "Who are you for for 'Governor? ' "At the present time I'm for Delamater." THE PEESIDENT'S PfllSICIAIT. Dr. Sowers One of the Busiest Men la WnSblngtoa. Tbe President has a doctor, bnt does not often hare occasion to send for him, says tbe Philadelphia jVetet 'Tis a curious fact that one call to the White House brought dr is in a fair way to bring, a fortune to a Washington physician. Since tbe President made Dr. Sowers his Jihysician this young, gentleman, already popu ar and successful, has round bis practice quickly doubling. He is now the hardest worked man in the city of Washington, hit White House patient probably' excepted. Dr. Sowers Is no more than 35 years old, and his Income is $23,000 a year. How to Maker Men Temperate From the Norrlstown Herald. The Treasury Department decides that a cask used In importing liquor cannot bo used again ia exporting domestic liquor. How, if the de-' partment would only decide that a man once filled with liquor could not be used again for ths same purpose, tha temperance question would be nearly solved. A Timid Bride or SC Years. rtncuCTXtxansit so rngutarxTCni Laurel, Dei. December 29. Goldsborongh J6nes,-a youth, recently married Mary1 Simpers, aged 80 years, at Gceaswood. They would not permit, tbe ceremony to go on until the lights were dimmed, as they said the bride was timid. Not the Best Specimens. JTromthe Chicago Tribnne.1 Kate Fleldis in 'favor of establishing a School ot deportment for public men. Kate should hot form hasty estimates of public men In gen eral from the specimens she sees sometimes in Congress,' . WtTIS AKD 8WHBT1EART8. Chicago Nevus A Kentucky feud has been healed by a marriage. Most feuds originate that way. . Svk York Homing Joumalt Wheaaaan becomes tbe husband or a prominent actress his' name might as well be Dennis as anything else. Nbw Yoke Commerciat Advertiser: Welles ley girls are In search of a college cry thatshall beatonee'-wildaad ljrlcal," Let some one tarn a mouse loose in the room with them, and tbe ery is made. .- Boston Courier: Tbe aatumn girl in colors gay And ribbon", furbelows and thlaffl It simply in tbe eye of youth An angel lacking wings. ChicAso !. It Is noticeable that fewer men are now wearing stovepipe hats than is the Case at other seasons of the year. They are probably-afraid "that their silk afee will pat ttMif witesla mind of that parlor steve which gjaetboputap. SOHBKVirxB Journal: Some women, 'who Would never say a word themselves against an other woman, are willing to smile sweetly and say nothing, .wWmoaeMtttearlBher cfcaraeer ti pieces. tbMtBMFnttB 'iMfm: Why shouldn't the vents form a svndleaM aad bsd o Secretary 'WtotWoalg regarding tha saal-eatcsi- lBC SaAlaeaat Lsat itakbM swda tta na ef m99W IKTttaafltMlK! t-;rn UastfnxM?A ft riff ftl r. ivvmrrim;jvammaa.yjamu Aetalkofeelyha4 grown W1vliteaManBto,PaHgarasv. . f i ' A woman 93 vears ol3 was arraign a Sew York police court the other day'oa cuarjjo oi urunKencess. j. John Jackson, a colored reidnf WlIIlatBSSort, who wan separated ifre mother during tha slavery days, has"; Canada to find her and bring ber home. A. (tmtt living between MarcellnenE Brookfleld, Mo., found 37 bea trees durlngU summer and fall, and a4 a consequenca baa imuu jjjuio huu uacrci ox straznea noney A horse thief recently arrested ticello, HI, had a map on his person with! route marked out by which the stolen bom were runoff to Southern AllnoU and;K lucity. Colonel Wilson, the Federal officer' captured President Davis over 20 years ahaa subscribed $100 to tbe Davis land fund, for the x cijei utiia wiuow auu aaugHfcers oi nis xoTm&f r. t - VM'TFUP - i.'-jWHraJH rapuve. ,g At Plttston there is a man who saya he . : - r was never ill a minute. He explains his good'; ' -health by tbe fact that his mother sewed a ; ,. rabbit's paw in his clothing when he wasa - r baby, and he bas never been, without It on-his. -f person since. -: " The town of'Hanove'r, Oxford county; is the banner town in Maine. She has neither at doctor, lawyer, minister or pauper, and-last.' year bad money enough in the. ireasaaryjto. run ina town without assessing the inhabitants;; for poll taxes. "-'"if HoadmasterMolIoy, of theNCentraLTaif clflo Bailroad, was attacked by a wild .cat .near; Wlnnemueca recently. The cat had two kitg" tens and Mr. Molloy happened upon tbemuif expectedly. Tbe old she cat flew atnim, butf bs covered his face with his overcoat and' caught her by tbe throat and strangled her.un til she appeared lifeless. His hands and arms were badly scratched. . i One day last week Doe Evans, othe.; Ord "Ranch, hear Girdley.CoL, wanted to tie af. hog. There was neither rope nor wire at handle but a Chinese boy connected with the place of fered his queue. The offer was acceptedrtha t 'queue cat off and the hog's legs tied together wiiaiw j. no utile neatneij nas neen anxious to have bis hirsute caudal appendage removed,' so be could be "all same Mellcan,"for soma, time past and be is now the happiest young celestial in the county. ,,t,.. Two Bangor (Me.) young men have re turned horns from a huntlngtrip about Whit ney Bidge, bringing with them a pair of locked, homs, which they obtained from a hunter in that region. The hunter, in prowling through the woods ia search of game, canre upon the carcases of two fine bucks, with their horns, firmly interlocked. Tbey evidently had bsen flghtlng. and In the struggle locked horns. Be ing unable to get them separated, and. conse- ' . quently, unable to obtain any food, they hade;( starved to death in tbatposition. One set ot. .. 4 horns has nine prongs. The horns are so firmly; f locked together that it is impossible to separate's . them without sawing off one of the prongs. '.- A peculiar accident occurred at Rapid City, la. A one-horsa wagon, heavily laden: with meat, while crossing Rapid creek, got "stuck," and the horse, in his efforts to get out -of tne trouble, swung around and went over the side of the- bridge, which Is SO imtt Mi-h The wagon was heavy enough to keep its place ; iuu tuo iiuruess auuicienuy strong 10 Dear.toes welgbtoftheborse.sotbattheanlmalbungheadi downward over the creek. All efforts to nnllfF him back onto the bridge proving nnsuccess-t -: ful, tbe traces were cut dropping tbe poor." beast bead first into the' water. He was then' gotten ashore without much trouble, but not in a very presentable condition, as he bad struck bottom and was covered with mud. In the past week a Connecticut woman has been regularly licensed to do pharmacy business, Miss Eleanor Bird, of Waterbury. A few years ago she was a teacher in the Home; School, then she became a cleric in Calender's drugstore, where she learned tbe druggist trade, ana lately she passed a successful .ex amination before tbe State Board of Pharmacy at Hartford. She is now a competent druggist according to tbe Stale law, but she bas not opened a drugstore as yet There are a'few female druggists in the United States 'and most ot them are in Connecticut. There a one at Bridgeport one at Niantlo on tbe SoumLa third at Farmlngton. Miss Eleanor Bird at Waterbury, and Mrs. Ellen L. Wilson at Rock viile. Mrs. Wilson, It is asserted, is the pioneer female druggist In the Btate. She manages the largest drugstore In her town, and bas a lares force of clerks. Miss Bird is now the prescrip tion clerk in Mr. Callender's store. There are several girl clerks in the New Haven drug- smiies. The mountain people on "Walden'a Ridge, within 15 miles of Chattanooga, are con vinced that a specter deet protects taaUrtssrl ones.' There are stinalarge number of deer -to 66 found on the mountains, and parties f re? quently go front ths city on huhting expedi tions. They seldom fall to get within sfght of' game, but very frequently return without any. The reason for this is explained by one of the natives of the ridge in a most singular way. "I know," be said, "that there is a specter deer on the mountain. I have seen it, and so hays a great many other people. Now I can bit a top of a cap box at 100 yards, and I never mused a deer m my lite when it was an actual, flesh and blood deer. But often, when I gn hunting, I jump hall a dozen deer at a time; one of them will stop within a few feet, with its side to me. 1 shoot at it and it nevermoves, and I load and fire again. Then I know that it is the specter deer and there is no use in my. hunting anymore tbat day; I would never see another deer." Joseph Dormer is in jail at Ean Claire, Wia.,- because he pnt on a clean shirt on Christ mas morning. The young farmer bad long promised his sweetheart that she should enjoy a buggy ride In hit company aa soon as ths merry Ynletide should be ushered in, and tha occasion being an extraordinary one, gallant' Mr. Dormer most array himself in linen of, the! highest polish. His stock of starched garments being unfortunately at the lowest ebb. Dormer, in great tribulation, appropriated to his own use for the event a brand-new and glossy white ; bosom which be found In his uncle's upper'' bureau drawer. At ths same time and from the same depository be extracted a S10 green back. This occurred at the village ot Fair child, whence the darling Lothario procured a team and buggy and, calling for his sweetheart; Started on the long awaited drive. Dormer's uncle was opposed to the young man's fiancee," and sent an officer in pursuit with a warrant Tbe couple were arrested and Dormer was jailed on a sentence ot 60 days for larceny of the shirt and money. Tbe latter bad been ex- i changed for ths use ot the vehicle and tha" f former was sent to a laundry at the uncle's ex-;.' pense. COMIC CALLINGS. ', The Duke of Marlborough grows dearer to bis wife every day. She Is paying onthls debts.. Tixaf Sitingl. '''"Oft, He Got the Quarter "If I gave yon a. cent Bobble, whatwouldyoodowlthltJ" I'd buy postal card and writs to yon for a '. quarter. uarpert namr. Mr. Lookahead Does my daughter glva yon any encouragement slrf. Mr. Donothlng Why, yes; she says that business is Increasing so tbat yon ean sooa,sup; port ns in. the style we coin use. Muntqrir Weeuy. Slammet The boys have organized a hlltea.m- Tirnmmer-That's fortunate. Ton maybe to put something in my way. Here's my card.IJ represent a firm of Crutch manufacturers. roSJg Topics. "Shft'a as sweet as suear." ! "Adulterated sugar!" so. Why!" s ;' "Oh. I supposed It must be she has such a i -complexion-" Uarpef Bazar. Before another Christmas Day, As thlngsnow Indicate. Oblslandthst we so dearly Mrs Will alt be In tbe pocket of some Xnalish syndicate. Chicago TrOmnS The Why and Wherefore. -"Baakai mr nonular fellow. Isn't he T" "I should say so. He'd lend hit last cent friend In need." "ButI thought he was poor." So be Is: that's the reason." Kta Tort Bu Still His Opinion. 'T only wish to" say.i fecblyspokeamangieapassensxr.asne.arafgedj. blmseiront irom unacr ujb nrecs. aiaao ay- aier rifle railway-collision, "tnai, in my opinions nrfv m to blame forthls accident" Andbett peacefully breathed his hut. He was a 'coronet'. The Thoughts Did Not Coa&. You wtro entirely aioncj weeea't -yi noiievF r .3 Dolley xes, miss amy, ui jb whi alone with my thoughts. 18V?.? Amy-that'swhat I said. You were eatl alone.-JVew yor -Sun. "0 In the Parsonage. ''Henry, eriedp Bmythers, "there are burglars'InthehoaseP- right up, and go downstairs." f. "MO, my dear," returned the reverend s team. 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