SBS LATEST k Bernhardt to Appear as Joan of Arc In. a Sew Melodrama to . PLEASE THE MOTHERS OP PRANCE. !The Great Emotional Actress' JLmMtion to W ' be Eealiied. ffiEE CONCEPTION OP THE CHARACTEE tCOREESrONBESCI OPTHS DISPATCH.l PABIS, December 14. Manager Da Qaes- ;Bel is coin? to produce a melodrama by ' Julei Barbier, and with some of grand old Gounod music in it, very soon at the Porte Saint Martin Theater, and then Joan Of Are -will appear nnder the features of Sarah Bernhardt A capricious chance, jnitean insignificant incident in its tray, was the means of bringing about this im portant event, and it is sufficiently curious to merit being narrated. Some time ago a journalist received a let ter fronijS society lady in which she said: "Ton, who know lime. Bernhardt, could -you not tell that great artiste that there are many -women and young girls who would like to applaud her, but that the class of pieces she plays forbid their going to the theater to witness her triumphs? It is fatal ity. One time she plays a vicious queen, at another takes the role of some outcast, again. lis seen interpreting the part of a great lady of, suspicions morality. Vny does she not play the part of Joan of jLret Many mothers would go and applaud her, and that too with all their heart." The journalist sent this letter to Sarah, and, naturally, she was touched by the re quest made to her thus indirectly. "Why, for ten years 1 have londled the plan of playing Joan of Arc; for ten years I have wished to carry it out, and it was time I was doing so, for I shall soon be too old. Just think, I am already a grandmother." So Sarah and Du Quesnel pnt their heads together, and then a play which, in spite ot its. great simplicity, permits of a display of mise en scene quite out of the common, "was put in rehearsal for the Christmas season. The title has been changed, and it is now designated "Jeanne d'Arc, drame-legende en trois parties," and these three parts are called the Mission, the Triumph and the Death. In the first the ,nction tabes place at Domremy, where Joan lias the vision; the second is at Orleans, and then at Bheims, with the coronation of Charles VII, as King; the third is Bouen, where we see the prison and the stake. , The illustrious musician who is writing - we ueuium wi huuiuijuv .a uig fwuuc -' whom all the world knows as the composer ot -taust, ana wno, only a iew evenings back, made a grand success with his aiireille." He and M. Du Quesnel, with the musical director of the Porte Saint Mar tin Theater, are very busy now on the de tails. Yesterday the vnanager showed the master the model ot a new scene, that of the Cathedral at Bheims, one of Uavastre's mas terpieces. The first entrance is intended for the acting, and the succeeding wings are re served to the choir stalls, high altar and side chapels that are perceived in the depths, ex tending unheard-of distances, and Jit up by ravishing stained-glass windows. "Is it not superb, 1117 friends!" exclaimed Gounod, cuite transported. "What silence in that majestic structure." And turning round toward M. Du Quesnel, he compli mented him in enthusiastic terms. XK IMPRESSIVE SCENE. Then Du Quesnel read the fourth scene to him, and alter ward they decided on where the music was to come in. In this fourth scene, the curtain rises on a chorus which precedes the triumphal march, a "Veni Creator," written as a plain chant. Gonnod touched a chord on the small piano that forms a part of his office furniture, and with .his, lovely voice, sang this chant. With head thrown back, and eves uplifted toward K ."the oaken girders, he evoked in those pres ent rue image or a monk of the Middle Ages, and as he chanted, a mystic warmth passed in nis persuasive and touching voice. "Yes, it should be plain chanting, noth ing but fundamental notes, and, sung simply by 40 women replacing choir boys, it will have a grand effect in the midst of the magnificent scenery that you are prepar ing. After the march," he continued, "the Archbishop .proceeds to the coronation of tne Jung. Charles yn. buckles on his breastplate and puts his foot in the stirrups; -Joan of Arc comes forward and recites five strophes aside; and it is here that I will J dace the orchestral mnsic which is To fol ow, and then the accompaniment to Sara's delivery." A it,. fY,A f l.M.l.A m1ba T !- 1 is thinking of triumphs, the grave voice of uc Arcuuisaop is neara, wno chants: "Gloria in Excelsis," and "Gloria in Ex celsis" respond in a distant murmur the assistants, among whom will figure on one side, bishops in their pews, CMised and mitred on the other. I priices and peers of the kingdom. At the ceconu stropne, Joan suddenly becomes fear ful; le no longer hears voices from heaven. Xeo gratias." repeats the Archbishop, and Dei irratias" is taken nn tivtho iitl,fl lin muffled voices, which die awav in the depths of the arches. Joan goes back in er mind to her cottars at Dnmrprnv dreams of happy days, regrets the lilies in her little garden, and the birds that used to 'come and sine at her window thi rim-in -the third strophe. In the fourth, she asks Wrtdior power and time to finish her work, but in a vision, she sees the horrible stake .which is to burn her body alive, serving as ,'B spectacle to tie bating Jndases and the revengeful Pilatesthat dared not defend Aer. Alter tbese strophes the music ceases. oan walks Ut the stare, and the Arch bishop places the roval crown on thefcenri nf 'Charles VIL She prostrates herself before him and then the crelate in n. land vnW ,T. claims: "Vim rex in leteronm." "Vivat rex." thrice Tenlv the multitude, and the rtchoir sings a carol that Gounod is now finish ing. ."Wiile Du Quesnel was reading this scene, icjiuuHnnsa master listened religiously. V5.es, yes: I see nlainlv what mn.in in wanted. It is necessarv in this mm that auric should be the servant of the.situation. tion sars. Tbese stronhes mnst he retwatxl hbyr;Sara Bernhardt in a kind of singing atmosphere, as light as muslin. Only a small orchestra, and the nielodv not before .Joan but behind her." The master re mained absorbed in thought a few moments and it .was the musical director who re. W minded him of the realities of this world. - BEESHAEDT AKD BUFFALO BILL. As most people know, I am personally ac quainted with the golden voiced Sarah, Having had the pleasure of traveling with 1 r- tl. . J :" , B?rst Toyage in America. The last time but one that'l called on Mme. Bernhardt I took Buffalo "Bill with me to her dressing room ";and presented him in due form to the dis- iiiuguuocu inuu one was encuantea, ana Eome.oi cer inenas wno were present, .Mile, t&bbema, the painter, etc., did all they could to make Cody know thev were clad to see him in evening dress. It was after that .visit that Bernhardt cave her oomion about - Joan of Are. P -"For lone time." said she. "I have been enamored of the character. After having d Michelet. Henri Martin and Lamar- tine. I searched lor everrthintr that had been written about her for the stage: Pierre ,xamenii irageay. Boumet's trilogy, .bchiller'i superb drama, and Dayrigny's play which was acted at the Theater Fran Call tomeSO rears aro. X finallr selected UilesjBarbier's work, as one that keeps the conditions exacted, right or wrontr. bt- the Krenchtage. He gives us a series of situ- fttionrepresenting the great Joan of Are at dlffcrent'davs: but unfortunately he has not SJjownher to ns nnder all her aspects. For toy, ,-part, I regret the , absence of tiat'. marvelous scene where tbe eim 'ile ValVarieonlenri ffirl keens at hnir aih'acasuistics and caviling science steetorlfdirinity who met "together with MBMAMK" ' - . -,i .. . ... v'-fc 'the Tiew of. eefeadlf: hr. Ber replies are wonderful. At one tiaae JoaH is of a sublime naivete, at others iroaieal. and even playful. Her coolness threw them into confusion, which the anforewea logic of the poor woman reduced to a tacit avowal of their powerlessness. Yes. I should have liked that scene, and, in my mind, I had, so to speak, prepared it" Asked if she had any settled ideas of the part from a physical point of view, and as regards costumes, Bernhardlrepliedr "Most decidedly; I know by documents that Joan was thin and slender; there was nothing of the peasant girl about her, much less like the robust Marguerite imagined by Goethe. and whom Ary Scheffer painted as an ema ciated person! I have aimed at an archaio restitution. The Joan of my imagination is a church windowsaint inspired, and acting un der the impulse of an exherent will of science. In the nimbus of her mysticism, there is a suggestion, a case of hypnotism this is my humble opinion th&tl give yon whfch can and ought to have a certain effect on the stage if it be rendered sincerely, especially in tbese present times when science deigns to put her foot into the domain of things that are miraculous." Bernhardt believes in the miraculous. The time of her first trip to America, the third night after her arrival in New York, shebad a dream, and when she awoke out of it she called 10 her dame de companion, Mme. Guerard, who was sleepingin the same room: "My dear friend, I am undergoing a terrible torment; I have just seen my pnor son bitten by mad dogs. It is dreadful; tell me I am under some hallucination, and that it is not real." The following morning she sent a cablegram to-Paris, to Maurice, who replied: "Do not be uneasy, the dogs were beaten off; the bite I received in the arm is not dangerous." Air ENTHUSIASTIC AUDIENCE. If I mistake not, Schiller's ''Joan of Arc" was originally produced by the Saxe-Men-ingen Company, and that too, after three years of patient study, and it was called: "Die Jucgfrau von Orleans." Baroness Heilbuth, the morganatic wite of the Duke George von Saxe-Meningen, directed the rehearsal of the actresses, and the Duke's youngest son, a pnpil of ttyj Munich school, painted Joan's standard. At Strasburg, a few years back, when Schiller's work was played there, the theater was crammed, and and the scenes where the French put to flight, the English, were loudly cheered. One scene arousea the public. Before the arrival of the Maid of Orleans at the palace of Charles VII. the tumult of the victorious troops was heard extending over the town, mingled with the frantic hurrahs of the raving crowd, and the flourish of trumpets combined with the resounding din from the great bell of tbe clock tower. Then the heroine came on the stage, followed by soldiers and holding her standard in her hand; it was at this moment when a mad en thusiasm seized the audience. Her entrance was like the appearance of "la patrie." One ot the scenes in Jules Barbier's "Joan of Arc" represents, so it appears, theTieux-Marche Square in Bouen, which has been celebrated ever since the torture of the "Grande Paysanne." The tower where her prison stood has long since entirely dis appeared; that which exists, and which-was purchased by a national subscription was the larger tower of the dungeon. It was there where on Wednesday, May 9, 1431, Joan replied to her Judges, in spite of their threats of torture by the horrible instruments that they showed to her: "Were you to tear me limb from limb, I should not speak otherwise." It was also in that tower where, by her presence of mind,she abashed the executioners who dared not inflict on her "the question," as they had announced they would; and, finally, it was from that square that she started for the stake. Archeologitts have, discovered that the exact site where she was burned it at pres ent covered by a block of houses that sepa rate theTieux-Marche from the Place Saint Eloi. One ot these bouses is the Theater Francais of Bouen, and the stage covers the very spot where stood the faggot pile. Heney Hayxib. A BIG BUILD1KG. Rumored Movement of tbe Equitable to Build an 0ce Block Discussed The Central or St. Cbnrlci Hotel Talked Of. There was a rumor in circulation yester day to the eflect that tbe 'Equitable Life In surance Company, of New Fork, was nego tiating for the purchase of the Central or St Charles Hotel property, on which to erect a magnificent office building. Edward A. Woods, Cashier of the Equit able in this city, and son of Manager George Woods, was asked last evening if they knew of such deal at his office in this city. He said they had not heard of it, and he did not believe that the Equitable contemplated investing money in this city or, in fact, anywhere outside of New York City, where the bulk of its capital is already invested. The company has office buildings in New York, Boston, St. IiOuis, Mexico, Santiago, Paris, Vienna and Berlin, but the reason of this is that it cannot do business in foreign countries without putting up a cash deposit, buying bonds or owning real estate in those countries. The conditions of its charter are such that it cannot invest in property outside of New York City without first procuring a special permit. It was also rumored that It. T. Yoder, of Yoder, Weaver & Costello, con fectioners, on Third avenue, in the rear of the Central, had been approached by parties who wished to buy his property. ilr. Yoder was very busy last night, be tween attending a choir rehearsal and the worry of having a sick baby at home, but he took time to say that Henry W. Weaver had asked him some time ago if he would sell his Smithfield street property, and he replied that he wonld If he got his price, but there was no offer made on either side, and the subject was never resumed. Mr. Yoder said he had heard that a syndicate had secured considerable property some where in that neighborhood, and that Mc Donald, the caramel manufacturer, would be forced to seek new quarters as soon as his lease expired, which would be in a few months. Mr. Yoder had been informed that the Equitable Xife Insurance Com pany, of New York, was the party seeking ground in the locality named. A SUCCESSFUL TOEPUDO BOAT Is Causing; a Feeling- of Insecurity lDEsstlsh Karnl Circles. DOHDOir, December 2a Naval circles are very much disturbed at tbe reports of the successful trial of Iiieatenant Peral's torpedo boat in the Bay of Cadiz, the mar velous working of the vessel having es pecially grave significance in view of the presence of a number of England's best war ships in Portuguese waters.' Submerged to the depth jol 40 feet, the boat easily made six knots an hour and answered tbe requirements or her guiding apparatus as readily as though she were floating on the surface. Tbe Joraof KoeL First Darling What did job do on Christmas Day? Second Darling I saeked the plt off t red horse: '.'' i First Darling I swsllwed awitaad a handful of awdarf..ftie. : ?4 Q -r$KW -. . 1 - AEAILUM A Little Humorous Wiadoa Dished Up ExclitsiYely Jw THE BENEFIT OP YOUffG AUTHORS. EeclpM for the Manufacture of Unread Paets and Novelists. HOW 70 ACHIEVE PECDKIAEI FAILTJEE It could hardly be with a burning curi osity u to the way "not to dolt," that to many youths and maidens, matrons and heavy fathers fonnd their way to South Kensington, says the London Qlobe, to hear Mr. Andrew Lang's precepts .lor those who want to fail. Whatever was their motive, they had the pleasure of simultaneously helping that laudable institution, the Col lege for Men and Women, and listening to a charming exposition of the surest methods of coming a cropper. For the sake of those who could not be present, we propose to re produce as much as we can remember of the instruction. Let us begin with the early preparation. If your ambition is to be a dead failure, at the outset it is wise to. begin observing noth ing. Don't follow the advice of Mr. Besant, and the example of M. Daudet by goipg about with a notebook in your hand. There is only one thing more ruinous to the aspirant than observation, and that is hard reading. Avoid the classics as yon do -poison. Never by any chance open a Shakespeare, Bacon, Hooker, Sir Thomas Brown or any other great work, home or foreign. Should yon wish to fail in fiction a casual glance at the weakest drivel of the most driveling novel ist will serve vour turn for a model, and though it is unwise to trouble about style at all, a look at the thinnest article in the worst magazine is all you require. Then cultivate the gifts of playing such tricks with grammar as sandwiching an adverb in an infinitive, like "to ingloriously copy, and to ignomimously live as stfch" "such," according to Mr. Lang, being always a pro noun in tbe failure's grammar and yon will do very well. Don't forget to begin early; to be a great failure or a great bat, the training must date from, childhood. There is one word which those who want to fail as poets mnst be sure to use. It is so familiar to all tbe editors and publishers that tbey recognize in it an old acquain tance, and at once proceed to give the sender his heart's desire. Mr. Lang recited some verses of his own to illustrate the sort of thing be meant We dare not, and we could not an' we would, infringe copyright by re producing them, but here are some others which may serve almost as well, made for the occasion in close imitation of the bard who fails: Only a dying ember, only a warming fire, Only life's December, only death's desire, -Only a last love token, only a memory rare. Only a sad heart broken, only a lock of hair, Only only .... Only ........ only .... The aspiring render who wishes to imitate the style of the unread poet cannot do better than exercise himself with filling in' the blanks. Imitation is a sine qua non of the art Imitate Tennyson. Swinburne, Brown-' ing, Bossetti, anybody and everybody, but don t be original. .Never plagiarize either. All the common successfnl poets do that, and even it you had every other quality that merits failure you' would succeed if some critic were to crucify your work in parallel columns. Be careful, too, to write a cramped, illegible, hand. Puzzle the ed itor with hieroglyphics, and he will be snre to send your copy back. If 70a cannot write so ill as to prevent your MS. being read, the next best thing is to search out all tbe most out-of-the-way words you can find, and insert them at the very spot where they will most astouish the reader. Try not to be simple and natural; but if you cannot help it, then be commonplace.' If you bear these maxims well in mind it will require tbe utmost ingenuity in fate to prevent you from falling. POINTS POB tf OTELISTS. In these days, judging by the successes, it does not seem altogether easy to fail as a novelist; but, nevertheless 'attention to a few plain rules will secure it in 19 cases out of 20. A careful choice of character and scenery is nearly enough in itself. Pnt in "the sunny smiles of Italy," or "the soft sweet air of the Biviera," make the hero either stake and lose his all or break the bank at Monaco. utilize the sceptical curate, and the risquee governess who speaks slang and rides to hounds, and tbe quiet, unnoticed governess with sad eyes, who one day flashes forth as a radiant beauty; also in comedy the large family of slovenly, good-humored girls, who tear up the bed curtains for garters, bnt who all marry rich husbands. In introducing your hero and heroine, never use any but the well-tried devices, the bull in the meadow and the sprained foot being especially recommended. Never choose your characters from your own so ciety. If. you have been brought up poorly in the country admit nobody into your book below the rank of knight or baronet, and give detailed accounts of ducal dinners such as in fancy you have conceived them. But if you are yourself a marquis, twine your story round the daily life of a dock laborer'. Whenever there is an unsuitable oppor tunity give a brilliant specimen of your finest writing. In that way you will insure that the publisher's reader will direct yonr copy to be made up into a brown paper parcel and expeditiously returned. It is essential that you should be very careless abont your manuscripts. "Write it only once (as badly as possible) and never correct it till, if you ever do, you see the proof. That is expensive, and brings about pecuniary failure even after a measure of success has been achieved. A STBPBISED. XEAHP. . Put the parcel outside the window for Pickford's van to call for, and mayhap, as once occurred in Mr. Lang's, experience, it will be stolen by a tramp, when yon will not only have the satisfaction of failing, but the intense pleasure ofimagining the thief curiously opening what he conceived to be at least a suit of clothes, and perhaps some thing still more valuable, and finding only a heap of paper. A less satisfactory, way of achieving the same end is to write the ad dress so carelessly that the parcel is never delivered. When it is done, write to a iriend who has a distant acquaintance with some man of letters to use his influence for it Probably the go-between will scribble something in this style: "Dear Smith That wretched idiot Jones asks me to write yon about some drivelling romance he has writ ten. I am doing so to please him, but of course, I would be the last man to interfere with the performance of your duty." Tlhls does the trick. If the best houses refuse to accept, don't for a moment imagine that this is the end of the whole affair. Publish boldly at your own expense; it is as well to spend tbe money in that way as in any other, or indnce tome semi-bankrupt fourth rate publisher to take it up. Tbe greater rubbish it is be tbe more insistent on its appearance. HOW TO MAKE A BAEGATN. "In. spite of all your precautions the novel -after all may turn out to be marketable, but in that case you can still manage to .be a failure by making a bad bargain -with the publisher. Should he wish to purchase it, sell the copyright for a small sum in cash. It may be that he "will draw a thousand a year for it while you have only a single hundred, or if it Is on the half profit sys tem let him inserts clause making the halv ing begin after he has' bad 20 per cent ot the profit Nothing is easier than to neutralize the uncalculated advantages of having unwittingly- been guilty of a clever novel. There wonld be many more failures but for the fact that publishers, to do them justice, when tbey make a' great hit, are in the habit of presenting checks the aaee-amercial authors. If yoa happen i We the sligMest andl most eaeaal acquaiatMee irikk a treat critic .: ' .- a; LV-r,-.. a.: I 5 A,.-, -f. .- jaaL-.-; sss.afia writ aaeTask ata ef MMod w?N tar ti yoa afavoraMe fceview; The ways ef jomtig authors ia this ropeet are strange. Al thoBgh they obviously trust nothing ' to their friend's probity, ior they wonld not write .at all, they make no attempt to trade on his baseness. Who ever heard of a bud ding novelist accompanying his modest re quest with a box of choice cigars, a case of champagne, a valuable curio or a rare edition? But we must not pursue that topic farther, or we shall be accused of going against Mr. Lang, aad telling tyros how to succeed in literature; THE CENSUS0F SOLDIEBS. Superintendent Forter TcHs Private Balasetl Jast How It- Ofay be Takes Is Detail An Iandeqaate Ap propriation am Yet. rerlCXU. TXItZQUlt to thi pistatck.1 Caldwell, O., December 28. Private Dalzell has Just received from Bobert P, Porter. Superintendent of the Eleventh Census, the following letter, telling how it is proposed to find out all about the old soldiers next June : Private Dalzell, Caldwell, Noble Co., Ohio: DfiAB 8m Your suggestions as to the points which should be covered by a special census of surviving soldiers and sailors, have been re ceived, and I have to thank you for them. The law,jso far as provision has been made for this special work, permits the securing of the name, rank, company, regiment and length of ser vice, and this data can be secured, on a special schedule in the hands of the census enumera tors. To ascertain correctly tbe other points men tioned by you wonla require a personal visit to each surviving soldier and sailor, and would require as wella good deal more time than is now allowed bylaw for the gathering by the census enumerators of tbe statistics authorized and required nnder tbe law. As you probably know, It Is only rarely that tbe census enumerator would see a sarriving soldier or sailor in person, the Information to be gathered on tbe several schedules being supplied by some member ot bis household. I presume, also, that you are aware that the census enumerator is limited as to time, said time being two weeks in cities of 10,000 inhabi tants, according to tbe census ot 1880, and one month in all other enumeration districts. This matter of obtaining a detailed statement as to tbe present financial and physical condi tion of survivors baa been tbe subject of con siderable consideration and correspondence with General Alger and others interested, and the means whereby this could be carried out and not conflict with or jeopardize tbe success of the census as a whole, has been suggested by this office. This plan. In brief, was to have the census enu merator, at the time of tbe enumeration, in June next, to leave with each survivor or widow an inquiry card containing the various points covered by this special data needed, and with the necessary instructions printed on the other side of the card. This card could bo filled In at tbe convenience ot tbe person, and returned in an envelope supplied for the pur pose, to tbe Census Office. In the case ot all those persons who, after a certain time, did not make such return special means could be provided to secure this Infor mation from them, and thus make the recprd as complete as possible. To do this, of course, wonld require an additional sum of money be yond what has been already appropriated for tbe census proper. If such a plan is adopted, and the additional money secured, I do not see why this could not be carried out successfully, and be of great value to all persons interested in this nutter. Very respectfully, P.OBEBT P. POBTEB, Superintendent of Census. THE P1EST SHE EYEB SAW. A Cuban Girl's Great AstonUhmcnt en Be holding Icicles, Youth's Companion. 1 A Cuban girl who had never seen icioles spedt a winter in a 'Northern city for the study of music She woke on Cbristmas morning and was astonished at seeing for the'first time Jn her life the long, pendant fringes banging from the eaves. "Ob, what a beautiful Christmas cus tom?" she exclaimed, as she came hurrying downstairs. "Tbe candelabra look lovely hanging from the roof all ready for the illu mination)" BeechaVs Pills cure bilious and nervous ills PsABfi' Soap secures a beautiful complexion B.&8. Barcalm OnssnaL See column, ad. this paper, and come to these stores Monday morning. We'll save yon a good many dollars. ; Booos & Buhl. At Hunch's Jewelry Store ' Yon can buy fine diamond jewelry and gold watches 20 per cent less than elsewhere. 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Most of them are big and strong enough' to protect themselves In a physical sense, bnt they are veritable children when they come in contact with quack doctors." ' Usees of Lntz's beer are always well pleased. Sept by all first-class dealers, or will be supplied direct Office cor. Cheet nnt at and Spring Garden ave.. Allegheny. WORLD'S MUSEUM, ALLEGHENY CCTx-. Harry Scott .Manager A Happy, Prosperous New Year to All, Week Beginning Monday, Dec. 30s The Sensation of the Day, BIO- ELIZA! World's Mastodon Fat Woman, Weight 898 pounds, Will positively walk across the Sixth street bridge andlnto the Museum Monday morning, December 80. at 10:30 o'clock. Everybody in vite d' Tbe sight of a lifetime. She does not par toll. She is a lady. A complete transformation in every depart ment. Indeed, a dollar show for a dime. A genuine Chautaslnne Pantomime Company in theatre and olio. of specialties. A Great Show. de23-21 IMPERIAL HALL! Cor. Beventh ave. and New Grant Street GRAND HOLIDAY RECEPTIONS, Tuesday (New Year's Eve), New Year's Afternoon, New Year's Night Thursday Night and Saturday Matinee, Usual prices of admission, 60c.; hat box, 10c and 15a Saturday Matinee, 25c. Music by the Mozart and Boyal Italian Orchestras, YOUABE RESPECTFULLY INVITED. de23 GYCLORAMA DANCINO ACADEMY' corner Beach street and Irwin avenue. Alle gheny, wfll open for season ot '90, Saturday, Jan. 4. Class Arrangements Misses and Masters, Class, -Wednesdays from! till 6 P. K.: Saturdays, from 8 till 5 P. it, commencing Saturday, Jan. nary 4. Ladles and Gentlemen's Class, Mon days and Fridays 6 to 10 P. it., commencing January 6. Class lor Ladies, exclusively, Fridays from 4 to 8 p. II. For further informa tion address MISS 11. E. BKIDOE, Cyclorama bull dins. de25-M PROF. BROOKS' DANCINO ACADEMY, Liberty avenue and Sixth street. The second term for beginners will commence for ladies and gentlemen THURSDAY, Janu ary 2, at SJo'clock f. K.For misses and mas ters SATURDAY. January i, at 8 o'clock. New dances taucht will he the Military Schottiscue Quadrille, Le Reve. Cadet Waltz and L'Eclalr, the last named just received from the author. See circulars at music stores. de29-70 pUENTHER'B ORCHESTRA Furnishes JInslo for Concerts, Weddings, Receptions, etc., etc Also Lessons on Flute and Piano. , sel5-l-su 0 WOOD ST. V v ' AlTItACTION. "- i.-" J- de29-117-S, "Paris Exposition, ; 189. only 7: gold ; medal &M!?&.-ii'J?233&U: llW ; " : WEEK: nl BEGINNING K I mm wmm j EV IJflU, DU. fT R, "Tie Eagle can. GALA WM. A. BRADY'S Elaborate Picturesque Production of , DI03ST : BOUGICAXTLT'S ;, Famous Night Picture of London Life, entitled AFTER DARK With the Great Boston and New York Oast, including WM. A. BRADY, AS "OLD TOM." -A- OT7olox,axcLa; ofa 0tw Xie E-ven? THE DARING DIVE FOR LIFE. January 6, BRONSON ILR. E. D. WILT, Lessee ana Manager. REGULAR PRICES, 25c, 50c, 75c and,$l OO. FOR NEW YEAR'S WEEK, Matinees Hew Year's Bay and Saturday. GIMD HOLIDAY ATTRACllON. The Funniest Comedy of the Beason, xm ii ii mop "A Satire on the Railroads-"' Great Cast I New Scenery! Popular Music! Company of Comedians and Pretty Girls. Week ot January 6 Primrose and West's Gigantio Minstrels. deZ9-41 HARRYWILUAMS'ACADEMY. HAPPY NKW YEAR TO ALL. MONDAY EVENING, DECEMBER 30, Matinees, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. ,HARRYKERNELL'S NEW COMPANY. GRAND HOLIDAY MATINEE NEW YEAR'S DAY AT 2. ' NIGHT PRICES OF ADMISSION. Harry and John Kernell. Tne Braatz Bros, Weber and Fields, Baggesen. The Iamaa Bisters, - jWNASH. Harding and An Bid. Ward and Yokes. Haber and Allyne, Mouday, Jannary 8 The CeaerfyCe. American Fear deaitf HAKRIS,TOEATER. WEKKCOMMEKCrQMOjnJAY, DC M Every Af teraoo aad Evening. s N. S. WOOD J xm uxxm? 'btjcuesh, OUT W THE STREET fcSK; --"v f THEATRE Underlie direction of .GOUCK&CO. .-" well" afford to let the little MELO-DRAMATIC EVENT Soeiie Carried Coxnple"be- MAGNIFICENT SCENIC The London Bridge 9 The Underground Railroad Tunnel, ; The Home Under the Arches, jT The Famous Concert Hall Scene.:! INTRODUCING FOR THE FIRST TIME HERE: i BOBBY GAYLOR, The Great Irish ComiqueL r? MARIE RENE, The Premiere Change Danseuse, KELLY & MURPHY, Exhibitors of the Manly Art. HOWARD'S "SHENANDOAH." TH m HOLIDAY TRAPf ENJOYED BY KBBOHB la nothing short of a commercial victory, and is another and most conclusive proof of "the survival of the fittest." Cash and Credit Houses may come and Cash and Credit Souses may go. Tliey may Jaclc-in-the-box-lik& pop up on every street and thoroughfare of both cities, but Keech will survive them all. The contract entered into by Keech for supplying the people of Fiitsburg and Allegheny, with first-class Furniture and Carpets at lower prices than any other house is not made of such brittle stuff as idle promises or exaggerated advertisements, but is as solid and everlasting as the rock of Gibral- tart Due. recoynitionjof this fact on the part of the people is clearly manifested by their ever-increasing patronage. They come toe Keech's as naturally as Father Mississippi finds his way to the gulf 2 Tliey expect to get better value for their money than any other house in this section could or would give to say, they are never disappointed. iivi TLicr eti ii-iiviiti inr i iiviit iw inc. rumii i ur& inxc ip.AiRTicTrij-.iEsrr' iteprh'a stand head and shoulders r n-no na -fhtt sfnrlr. nf "Furniture fHsnla.7lP.fl Till thill nonutn.r Tiniisn m.Wuh" be (five spacious floors being required for its display), it contains not a trashy or unreliable article. The truth,of f ' - I :: nKEECH'8 :: MAMMOTH CARPET ROOM Amona the hundreds upon hundreds of big rolls of rich Brutselili Tapestries? Velvets, Moquettes or vain seek for a. shoddy quality or a Just a few more words and we cern Keech's. Cloak and Clothing rooms. They yet contain a oeauttt ful variety of Ladies' JTewmdrkets and- Overcoats, and, owing to the lateness of the season, you wtay,ZJfci for - .-, bio- jsnDTJcrrioisFs ::'jv .. Si . . -V " . t --s v A'T T AT rtMf Sl4 . XXLi-l n.J-.-J.11 JS 4Jr " a. :k: e ie o hi Cash and Credit Hduge, 923 m-rS ! JVT U.1 XM WS..W ISFeaa? H5TXL-fcii. mi. F 'JEv'-"l i -A - Sparrow chatter." EFFECTS BY MERYJ i at Night, deZr-jMi them, and it is hardly necessary '. ; 't t ; above all so-called comnetitlotl:': same may be said with equal Ingrains shown here yow will id fading color. y are done. These -words wiUcsnSi and Plush garments, 'Men's Bjmsj j.-:- ' - "!-J? TUT? T TVTT? -. && J.J.1JJ4 JX1XX. i. f'Sr ., .??. v -2i "I- o t rvr-il 1 & A. VXXXJ. '. it wl A,-t.Wrt S-tx-fefe. .JkL.i '' - 1 hit A 1 mm " VwSi , m ii t ii " Q I WM. A. BRADY, as "OLD TOM." ;.r'?f. - '2ff, 'Jf W M nt IsssFi ? Cm ' (viie. Wb "p 9 H ftf 1 ;