S&atftj. lESTABLIBHED FEBRUARY 8. IMH VoLK Ho.K Entered at flttsbnrg rosto ce. November H, 1887. as eecond-class natter. BusIesa Office 67 and 09 FifUi Avenue. F, .News Booms and Publishing: House-75f 77 and 79 Diamond Street. Eastern Advertising oflce. Boom , Tribune .Building. ew lorr. TERAIS OF THE DISPATCH. n VOSTAGB FB E IX THE UKITXD 6TATXS. DAH.T DISPATCH, One 'Vjar. t 8 00 DXTX.TDIEFXTCQ, yexQifcrter 200 DAH.TDirATcn, One Mouth... 70 DAU.T DISPATCH, including bnnday, lyear. 10 00 UAILT DISPATCH, IneludingSunday.SnTUis. 3 50 !DAilYDiBrATCH,lnclndlngBunday.lmonth 90 SUNDAY DISPATCH, One Year. i 2 M IVzxxlt Dispatch, One Year 1 IS THX Datlt Dietatcb Is dellverelby carriers at ItcesUper -week, or Including Eundsy edition, at 20 cents per week. "PITTSBURG. THURSDAY. DEC. 26, 1SSSL A GBACI0US FESTIVAL. The Christmas Day of 18S9 will be long remembered if for no other reason because of the extraordinary wannness of the weather. Among Christmas days, as they have been observed by .the Signal Service since 1871, yesterday was the bottest The thermometer showed & maximum temperature of 65 degrees, which is eight degrees warmer than that of the Christmas of 1877, also memorable on the score of abnormally hot weather. But it will not be on this account alone that yesterday will be remembered. It was a delightful day for everybody," if the con ventional attributes of the festival in this latitude were wanting. Nobody but a selfish misanthrope could see that sky of summer blue and sigh forsnow, nobody but ahancman could breathe the warm wind, which bad no clouds to drive, and long for a blizzard. The sunshine seemed to tempt the entire population of Pittsburg to walk abroad. The streets were never so crowded, and never with such happy and prosperously-looking men, women and chil dren. The services at the various churches did not suffer in attendance by the lovely weather. In the wealth of flowers which adorned the churches and put the old-fashioned evergreen Sn the shade, there was a suggestion of Easter time rather than Christmas. 'Taking the day all in all ,we ought to be satisfied to see Christmas come to us in such gentle and gracious guise, over and over again, A FOB-GONE CONCLUSION. The letter on the ship canal project, pub lished in The Dispatch yesterday, de votes its attention to the iron and coal statistics of Sharpsville, and the feeline in that town in iavor of the enterprise. There is no doubt that a place whose business de- , 'pends so largely on the cheapness of trans porting heavy freights would be warmly in favor of improved water transportation; and the same feeling could be found to a wider extent in the more important communities of Toungstown, Sharon, New Castle and the Beaver Yalley. The immense freights which these towns could furnish, would be more than doubled by the ore and coal freights of Pittsburg. These are in the nature of foregone conclusions. The infor mation that is needed now, is the cost of the work, after which it will be necessary to solve the problem where the money is to come from. THE OLD HOTEL TO STAY. A Christmas present to Pittsburg, and a welcome one, is the assurance that we are notito lose the old, the famous hostelry, the Monongahela House, after all. On the strength of the rumors regarding the dis posal of the old hotel which were current yesterday, it seemed more than likely that it was to be numbered with the glories of the elder Pittsburg past and gone. The exact facts concerning the sale of Messrs. Ander son & Woog's lease to the. lessors, which The Dispatch prints to-day, will reassure the public on this point. As to the comparative profit of the prop erty as a hotel or an office building we do not presume to speak. The owners are satis fied to maintain the hotel, and will put it after it is reopened in competent hands. The public concern is that a historic landmark and Pittsburg bas none too many links with the worthy pastr-is not to be swept away. THE DAY AFTER. A famous poet has made the assertion that the sentence, "It might have been," ex presses more sorrow and regret than any other combination of four words in the En glish language. Perhaps he was right from lis point of view. A poet who soars through etheriai space mounted on a pegasus warrant ed not to shy or buck looks atthings in a dif ferent light from as poor mortals who travel on street cars. But if the poet had given the ! matter second thought he might have appre ciated the morbid horror of "The Day After." "Whatever great event we may par ticipate in, whatever of happiness, honor and material gain may result therefrom, a reaction always follows wmch is very de pressing for a fl w hours. There is no doubt but that this reaction is widespread in all communities after a gen eral holiday, and after none more than 'Christmastide. For weeks old and young, .rich and poor, have been making arrange ' merits for a fitting- celebration of the great jest anniversary oa the calendar. Surprises 'lave been arranged in the shape of hand some presents to kindred or friends; feasts lave been prepared in honor of the children who will gather under their parents' roof; boys who have wondered far from the old 'homestead plan to drop in unexpectedly , and gladden the hearts of father and mother. AlPthese arrangements have been carried out, and it is safe to announce that ninety jper cent have been successful. Tommy has flbeen duly awestruck by the magnifi cence of the Christmas tree prepared for him; ; mamma and papa have 'received their presents with due apprecia tion; and have returned tenfold with becom- atSelurkey tender, and the mince pie a fdream of Araby the blest; the prodigal son fr.ahli the fatted calf have had an interview fwfiicn resulted disastrously to the dish of veaL " ;To-day the sky does not seem as briehtlv iblue as it did yesterday; there is a suspicion of i&lloy in the golden rays of the sun; Tommy, upon mature consideration, feels that aicycle would be more appropriate in an open' winter than a sled; some of the presents look a trifle shopworn; papa real izes that he has some bills to meet; mamma is tired out, and the prodigal son never did like veal anyhow. What bas caused this change ot spirit; where bas the glamour of Christmas gone? Surely this Christmas bas compared favor- . ;ably with any previous one. Oh, yes: but ; "'then, you know, tbjs is the day after. Per haps -tommy nas eaten wo ireeiy oi candy walking-sticks, perhaps a little touch of tdyspepsia is troubling his seniors, perhaps. nore probably, we are all simply meet- ut we naa arawn on .nature's tuna s-v of energy to tide at over the holiday. Tommy will go, back to school, the guests will leave, the matron to "get much-needed rest, papa will get into business harness again, the prodigal son will return to his pork packing, in a few days spirits will be as serene as ever, and long before the Yule tide season' arsives again the American nation, will be looking forward to it with pleasurable anticipation, and talking of the jolly Christmas of 1889. The day after is with us, but not for long. HOUSES OP TB.0S. The use of iron for structural purposes is no new thing, but there is more than a probability that that use will be greatly ex tended before long. As will be seen by a, perusal of the interesting article which ap pears in another part of this issue, the new movement's birthplace is England. There iron is being used for the construction of seaside villas, summer cottages and other structures of a residental character. On this side of the water, while we have frequently erected business buildings of iron, or of a composite construction in "which iron predominates, and have recently built commodious struct ures, of which Pittsburg's Machinery Hall is a good example, the employment of iron for residences has not been often heard of. Mr. Marvin has not taken unwarrantable risk in prophesying that the day will come within' the next century when iron bouses will be the rule rather than the exception. It is reasonable to believe that iron is not yet thought of for various purposes for wbich it is well fitted. Naturally the increase in the demand for iron, which would follow such a revolution as Mr. Marvin suggests, makes the subject of tangible interest to Pittsburgers. The arguments need in iron's favor as a material for house building are clear and convincing so far as the experience of Eng lish builders is concerned. They show that an iron house can be erected for far less money and immeasurably less time than one of brick pr stone. Other advantages of a less notable sort are promised, but these would have to be submitted to the test of this climate before they could be certainly assured. The movement ought to be felt here in earnest before long. THE BOYCOTTS DECLINE. The end of what was once a craze is shown to have been reached, by tbe report of the New York Bureau of Labor Statistics on the decline of tbe boycott Within a com paratively short itime the boycott was con sidered a great sower; but the statistical re port on its use in New York shows that the spell has lost its sway. Inl8S8the total number of boycotts started in"that State was 266. Of this number 53, or one-quarter, were successful, 79 met with failure during the year and 134 were carried over into the present year. This was a decrease as com pared with 1887 of one-third in the number of boycotts attempted and of nearly one-half in the number of successful ones. No sta tistics are given for the present year; but it is a matter which everyone can ooserve for himself, that the once common threat of the boycott is rarely heard now. This decline is attributed by some to the decisions of the courts against it That had its effect, doubtless; but as the popular ad hesion to the boycott was outside the reach of the courts, the decline must mainly be charged to the inherent weakness of the method. It was unrepublican, opposed to all ideas of individual liberty, and was no toriously at the command of the unscrup ulous and irresponsible. Hardly any more complete illustration of its weakness is needed than the fact that the last heard of the boycott in Pittsburg was the attempt of rival labor organs and inharmonious labor bodies to boycott each other. "In other words," the engineery which was started to protect labor has by its irresponsible char acter been perverted to the prosecution of quarrels among labor organizations, and bas proved to be utterly ineffectual in the pres ence of such divisions. Organized labor need not mourn the de cay of the boycott It has plenty of means for strengthening itself without resorting to methods so little consistent with dignity and so utterly at variance with law and indi-. vidual rights. In spite of all rumors to the contrary, the Americus Club has more than a fair chance of securing the Hotel.Hamilton for the site of its new clubhouse. If twenty-five members of tbe Americus. can produce 63,000 out of tbe 103,000 required, there ought not to be much doubt of the result of the subscription invited. The hour is ripe for a prophet of evil to arise. Tbe torrid term weare sow passing through is enough foundation for the foretell- -j ing of a still warmer time in store for this poor earth. It is not safe to expect peace and good will to bold sway over even' a Christmas gather ing In a church out West A dispute abont a toy sled very nearly ended in the decease of a Wisconsin farmer yesterday. The assassins' knives cut just as deep on hallowed ground. It is a pity that the Government cannot go into the business of smuggling opium. There is far more money made by the smugglers than Uncle Bam gets out of the duty on opium. The theatrical managers would have pre ferred a nipping frost a sharp wind and a flurry or two of snow yesterday. The matinee audiences were not as a rule as large as usual. But the bumpers at night put the managers in good humor-again. IP in the comi ng "Iron Age," prophesied by Mr. Marvin, hotels are built entirely of Iron, what noisy places they will be, unless the drum mers are careful to muffle their cheeks. The shadow of McGinty "in his Sunday clothes" has fallen so heavily upon Pittsburg of late, that the foil Identification antfhistory of the unfortunate man which The Despatch furnishes to-day will be appreciated by the public, no doubt If there is one character above all others in wbich Miss Juch shines it Is Marguerite In 'Faust" Tbe illumination will be admired by hundreds of Pittsburgers to-night The nsual number of Christmas Cay crimes are reported. Four or five murders, plenty of violent assaults, a suldde or two, oc curred In widely-parted places. But Pittsburg enjoyed the day. In an orderly fashion. The baseball fever broke out in Spring dale yesterday. The srmptoms were acute; a game was played under the midwinter sun in spite of tbe Intense heat Whexeveb a rumor of improvements for this city is squelched another report of tbe same nature with truth to back it compensates the public, Witness recent developments and rumors in the hotel business. Of course the people like the idea of sum mer concerts in the exposition at low prices. The Dispatch knows what the people want The chariots of the Police Pepariment were kept moving yesterday, picking; .up fallen,! heroes. tTb complaint lajaett paces was not sunstroke, thoasjb tfcesaa was as atwgaa new whisky yesterday. F-OPLTi OF PIOINENCB. Mr. Geoeob W. Ohadwick; the musical composer, is a descendant ot Edmund Chad wick, who fought at Banker Bill. Mme. Aktoinette BTETtT.TTto, the well known contralto singer of this country, long resident in England, has applied for admission to the Society of Friends. Mies Letitta AiDEicnvnleco of Senator Stewart, of Nevada, it Is announced, is to go on the stage, making her debut on tbe 9th of next month in Washington. SroNOB 8AT.vrKi at home in Florence is one of the most hospitable of men. and bis bouse is continually tbronged with .guests. He has a country place, out on the Bologna road, whither he goes now and then for retirement. Benator Ikq AL.L3 is as fond of literature as be is of politics, and is said to double his Congressional salary by his magazine and newspaper articles. His pen is very prolific, and everything he writes Is easily marketable. Mabe Twain Is reported to be growing Indo lent with his advancing years. He no longer has the incentive of poverty to force nun to work, and tbe products of his pen grow smaller every year. Ho retires early to bed and never breakfasts before 10 o'clock. It is not often that a French Cabinet officer twp.omea a dramatist in snlte of himself. This. however, is the case with M. Yves-Guyot Min ister of Public Works, who wrote a book In ISM called "The Drole." The story has been dramatized by M. Bertal for the Chateau d'Eau Theater, Paris. Mrs. Rebecca CoixiES,a Quaker preacher, now 85 years old, bas been speaking ever since she was 20, and is still active, traveling and preaching all over tbe country. She started in Philadelphia the Home for Discharged Women Prisoners, is-a Vice President of tbeW-CT-V., and is active in every kind of philanthropic work In ber home in New York. Speakiuq of the new House of representa tives a correspondent says: "There are no Blacks, and, strange to say, there are no Whites or Grays, and, what is more remarka ble, there is not a single Jones. There is a Mr. Abbott and also a Mr. Cowles. There is a Mr. Flood and a Mr. Balnea. There Is a Craln, a Parrett, a Hare and a Bullock. There Is a Flower, a Spooner, a Post and a-Btump. There is a Knapp and a Goodnight Bland, Wiley and Frank are good friends." QUA! AIDING THE' DEMOCRACY. A Warren Connty Man' VIovr of the Political Situation In the State. lfrom the New York Star.l John Lawrence, a prominentDemocrat from Warren county, Pa., is in the city with his f m ily, spending the holidays. Imet him at an up town hotel last night, and in a conversation we had about political matters in the Keystone State he told me some Interesting facts coof cerning the situation. Senator Quay," he said, "is materially aid ing the Democrats over there, and if he is spared and' retains his present characteristics and methods for another year I think be will make our fight. He is determined to force. tbe candidacy of Delamater for Governor upon the Republicans, and If he does It will be what the Folger campaign was in this, State in '8 Delamater is a shrewd, crafty young politician, whom the Standard Oil people would like to see elected, but he is highly distasteml to the people in the oil country of Western and North western Pennsylvania, because ol MS under handed opposition to the Blllingsby bill, a per fectly fair measure of relief which the inde pendent oil producers of the State tried to put through against tbe Standard, out wnicn was lost He will be opposed by Chris Magee and his big followingfromAlleghenycounty and several other sections of tbe State, because they will not wear O.nav's collar. Congressman DalieU. though a loyal Bepublican, will not support. Delamater. congressman uuioerison, oi o, has thrown off the collar. James McDavJtt, of Lancaster, is with Magee always, and McManes and a big gang ot Philadelphia Bepublicans re fuse to recognize tbe Beaver county statesman as dictator. "Every one of them will be against Delamater in the convention and in tbe field, for Quay is pledged to nominate him, and it would be a worse defeat to not nominate him now than to have him beaten. The opposition will stand for Adjutant General Hastings, a blggood natnred fellow, with considerable personal popularity, but not a very strong man politi cally. The fight between those people is so bitter owing to Quay's hlgb-bandeddlctator-ship shown id a hundred instances, toat they will knife the Senator's candidate, no matter whom he may be. I don't know who the Demo cratic candidate will be, but with a strong man t.0 can do next, Tear what we did In '82 unless Quay bends, and he is not one of the bending kind. The next election .in Pennsylvania is f;omg to surprise people as much as Ohio and owa did in the last" "" Tdeee killed BI EAGLES."-" An Odd Happening on Twin Lnlte Stream In the Adirondack;!. Nosthwood, N. Y.. December 25. James IX Bloan killed an eagle over on Twin Lake stream one day last week under circumstances that have excited a good deal of interest among the woodsmen. Sloan was looking foc,a suita ble spruce for shingles. He was carrying bis rifle, be says, on account of the possibility of seeing a rabbit or a bear, two sorts of game now in season. About two miles below the North Lake road two large birds flew up from the brush before him very unexpectedly and alighted in a tree not more than six rods away. Sloan thought they were hawks, but of such enormous size that he at once raised his rifle and shot tbe largest one, when the other flew off in a lumbering fashion and disappeared. Then Sloan looked at the bird, and found that it was a real bald-beaded eagle, with wings that spread a bit wider than he conld span with his arms, or perhaps 6K feet On examining the brush where the birds were first seen the body of a freshly killed fawn, born last spring, was found. It had been killed by the eagles, and they had then eaten so much of. it that appar ently they were too tired to fly far when alarmed. Eagles, and especially bald eagles. are rarely seen in this country, while the oldest Inhabitant does not remember such a circum stance as a deer being killed by them. HE. BARNUM A FABADOX. How a French Editor Resarda the Great American Showman. Barnum has been to Paris for a little visit andParis is astonished to find that he did nothing astonishing. .One of the soberest of the weeklies puts it in this way: "But what does Bamum in Paris? For Bar num is in Paris, the king of tbe puff, the em peror of brag, and he has not yet given sign of life! We have not heard yet the beating of a great drum or the sound of cymbals. Barnum will have to taste tbe earth. "In the country at M. Snob it is easy for him to draw a crowd. In the country of M. Gogo this onght not to seem much more difficult for him. I await something resounding and enor mous; but what the can Barnum invent? The most astounding thine (hat be bas done in his life bas been to pass through Paris without making any noise about it. Barnum incognito; that bas tbe air of a paradox."' upon reading wnicu Mr. juarnum prooably rubs his chin and remarks that he seems to be getting the advertisement just tbe same, noise or no noise. TEI-STATE TRIFLES. John F. Cabl, an oil expert of Venango county, has been at Stony Bun, Berks county, some days examining the oil field with a view of making explorations. He took samples of the oil from tbe well ot Joshua Bailey and ex' amined the geological features of the region. It is his opinion that the oil lies at a decth of about 200 feet from tbe surface. He thinks that the prospects of finding gas are also very fair. If arrangements can be' completed with tbe owners of tbe surrounding land he will shortly set up a drill. Babies bom with teeth are becoming nu merous In Ohio. AI?ew Lisbon mother has a babe that had two front teeth before it was a day old. There is a curiosity "alone the Fairmont Morgantown and Fittsbnrg Ballroad. about six miles above town, worth noticing Two syca more trees, standing about tea fee( apart, are joined together by a limb 15 Inches in diameter, and It's- dollarsto doughnuts which tree It started to grow from. They are the only Siamese twins in this Ticinltj.AIorgantoum FosU AtsO, A.R. fair In Stenbenville recently, 2,000 of Confederate money, which was taken from thB trunk of Jefferson Davis after his capture, was on exhibition. The report of a pistol Interrupted a wedding ceremony at Bcranton the other day. Nobody wav hurt The Small boy, who was fooling with tbe weape In asMtber rat,' h4 ,a laoky es- caf e.i ' tj i y - HEPITTSBTOaJDISPJOTGHPflJE'SK THE TOPICAL TALKER A Scene Drawn Fron IJfe In a Snektag Car Which HlMtrstca Some of ibe Re sults or Celebrating Christmas Not Wisely bat Too Well. "These has not been more drunkenness than usual probably during tbe holiday season, but it bas been my misfortune to meet a great number of offensively Intoxicated persons in the last 48 hours. Sketches of drunkenness are not edifying, but I am tempted to describe a scene wbich made things very Interesting for tbe passengers on the Cleveland express two nights ago. Tbe train was late, that is to say Eastern connections were abont an hour be hind time, and a great crowd gathered at the Union and Federal street depots. Of those who finally boarded the train it would be a modest estimate to say that 10 per cent were drunk and another 10 per cent somewhat under the Influence of liquor. There was not, how ever, as far as I know, any disturbance in any of the cars but the smoker. In the latter, as usual, the inebnated passengers congregated, and yet as the smoker was tbe only car In which there was room, a dozen sober men took seats there. Twelve lambs am one wolves. ' The train bad hardly started before a lanky countryman, whoso face, had been painted a leathery yellow by the sun, began to deliver an address on nothing in particular. He looked like a man who hangs abont oil wells and takes care to work as little as possible. He spoke with a racy Yankee twang, and swore pictur esquely and with much profane imagery. When tbe conductor bad taken up the tickets a florid Irishman, thick and strong as a bull, who was pretty nearly sober, took exception to some of tbe lanky cluntryman's remarks. Tbe Irishman evidently.went Into the conteat for the fun of tbe tbingr-not objecting to a Cent, of co urse, )I It had to, come. But the country man did not take the interference kindly. He called the Irishman all the names he conld think of. Not one of these names can be given here. All tbe Irishman would say In reply was: "There is no need for you to apologize," which hardly acted as a sedative. At last tbe tall, raw-boned countryman arose unsteadily fro m bis seat and said to bis laugh ing opponent: 'Til lick you or any duplicate of you, you blank blank blank." Although a clenched fist was unpleasantly near his face, the Irishman still laughed and murmured: "Don't apologizeP' But a third party took a hand in the debate at this point . HT Biscombatant was a medium-sized gentle man who had been slumbering in the seat behind the Irishman all this time. As tbe countryman yelled the challenge to his tor mentor, or his duplicate, tbe sleeper shook himself and scrambled, and almost fell out into the aisle. , "Who called me a duplicate?" he thundered. The suddenness of this irruption produced a momentary calm. Tbe last invader of tbo ring, who spoke the Lancashire (England) dialect as only a native can, went on: "The map who says I'm a duplicate Is a liar." By this time tbe leather-coloredpugilist from rural parts had recovered from his surprise, and not deigning to answer the newcomer's question, or not understanding it he struck a prize-ring (Attitude, as nearly as the swaying ot the train would-fillow, and begged some one to step out and get licked. The gentleman who disliked the term of a duplicate advanced at once he had a face, by tbe way, which shone like a full moon in foggy weather, a dull, angry red. But a fourth man took a hand. . 'The fourth man was a brakeman no chicken, hut a stocky, determined lookine fellow. His height was less than that of the smallest of the men whom he started out to subdue. He had been watching the progress of the sqnabble. How as tbe countryman and the Briton rushed at each other, the brakeman neatly upset tbe latter with a shove, administered with his left hand, and with his light forcibly deposited the countryman in his seat The downfall of the Briton was grievous to behold. He fell under the seat on all fours, and for two or three minutes lay there strug gling like a turtle turned upside down. The audience laughed lone and loud. The country man continued to breathe blood and fury and whiskyfled sentiment The Irishman benevo lently offered to back both men and hold tbe stakes, which the Briton, upon his resuscita tion, announced he would pat up In amounts to snlt any pugilist's desire, ' But the brakeman ruled the ring with a strong hand after this, and with a patience and forbearance that I've never seen beaten. There was no nearer approach to fighting than gales of profane language till the train reached the quiet station at which I retired. What occurred afterwards some one else must tell. Little incidents like tbe above are not un common In tbe experience of railroad brake- men. .The brakeman has to be ready to turn policeman at a moment's notice and not only to "brake" his train, but to keep his own head from being broken. CASTING THEIR SHADOWS. Coming Events Id Local Operatic and Theat rical Attractions. Faust," to-night by the" Emma Jnch Com pany, at the Grand Opera Houje, promises to be tbo gala operatic event of tbe season. The grandest lyric composition of modern times will be interpreted by a body of artists and accompanying musical forces fully competent to meet all the requirements of the score. Miss Juch will be the Marguerite, and her imperson ation of this role is Incomparable and is one of the most brilliant portrayals of Goethe's heroine known to the lyric stage. Hedmond's VFaust" Is credited as being one of his best efforts. Vetta as Mephittophelei has set a standard of vocal and dramatic excel lence in this role, and tbe Valentine of Tagll apetra Is the work of a genius. Miss Lizzie Macnichol as Biebel is seen in one of ber best roles. The remaining parts aro intrusted to artists of sterling talent sufficient to insure a performance of the -work that will be well .worth seeing.' The attendance this evening will be enor mous and tbe Grand Opera House will be taxed to its utmost to accommodate tbe demand for admission. The appointments for the remainder of the week are as follows: Friday evening, "Mig non," with Miss Juch in tbe title role. Satur day aiienioon -Aiaruana," ana Saturday even ing "The Freischutz." with Miss Jnch as Agnet. Manager Golick has secured Dion Bouci canlt's sensational play After Dark" for his New Year's attraction. The production, which is elaborate and costly in tbe way of scenic effects, comes to, Pittsburg direct from New York City, and after Its representations In this city returns to tbe metropolis to finish the New York run. "After Dark" bas been played up ward of 3,000 times in every part of the United States, .England and Canada, Unusual prepa rations are being made by Mr. William A. Brady, who is to present the drama herewith all of the accessories needed to give it a nota bly successful Pittsburg representation. The sale of seats opens tbis morning. "A HOLE in the Ground" will be at the Grand Opera House next week. It Is a very funny skit upon railroad affairs, as Pittsburg ers most all know by tbis time, for this farce ofHoyt'shas been here several times. The eale of seats opens to-day. LABT OP THE GKEAT EASTERN. The Largost Steam Teasel Ever Ballt Being 1 Broken Up. ITom the New York Trlbune.1 For nearly a score of years tbe English news papers have periodically announced the last' nd the very last and positively tie last, of that magnificent bat generally useless ship called the Great Eastern. She has been a huge sink ing fond from the day that tbe first plate of her keel -was laid in 1853; and She proved a com mercial failure, having performed only one practically serviceable and honorable task that of laying the Atlantic telegraphic cable in 1868. , Perhaps It should be said, however, that she has been of service in deterring investors from making similar foolish ventures in shipbuild ing. She had lived SO years of an obscure and a profltlfss existence before tbe 'positively last" other as a floating obstruction was reached. From the time of tbo Ill-success of tbe first attempt to launch her she was a sortof Jonah. Men were killed by tbe breaking of tbe gear of tbe hydraulic engines that slowly pusbed ber, almost broadside on. Into tbe com paratively narrow river. Mr. Brunei, her con structing engineer, died a few days later from anxiety and disappointments. Then came tbe explosion of one of the steam nines on her first trip, at the cost of ten iivi Her single voyage to this port, to New Orleans and to Melbourne resulted in a loss of several thousands ot dollars Finally the lavfith-m that cost abont l,000.U00lto build was sold only recently for a little more than 200,000, and aba is being broken up. Tbe sale realized 2,080 for the copper, 1)89 for the gun metals, 8,180 for tbe brass. U86 for the lead, 12,660 for ihe oater Iron .plates, 12,899 for the innw iron plates, rivet ad bmim ad AM tat tfce ancnors. DECEMBER! J WIDMHGS if SIQUEHCI. The Ve4ey-laK nail Parker. Hffls Na tlale Follow In Qalck Saceeaaloa Tho Eaat Xni Freafcrterlaa Cbwch the Seese. The handsome new Presbyterian Church in the East End was honored last evening with two very pretty weddings. At i o'clock tbe awning from the street to the church doors was in position, the pulpit was handsomely decorated with the most lux uriant tropical plants, that J. R. 4 A. Murdoch had In their possession, and everything was ia readiness for tbe first wedding tbfit occurred at 5 o'clock. And none too- soon, either, for shortly after that time the guests began to arrive, and be fore tbe specified time for the ceremony, the church was comfoitably filled with a fashiona ble audience. Miss Annie D. Negley and J. W. Sloan, Esq., were tbe first couple to take tbe solemn vows and four ushers and two little flower girls tra versed the aisle ahead of the bride and her, uncle, W. B. Negley, to the altar. There in waiting was tbe groom and his best man, L. B. S. Beese and Rev. J. P. -E. Kumler, who, .assisted by Eev. W. P. Shrom, performed the sacred rites of matrimony. The ushers were Messrs. C. O. Montooth, J. A. Sloan, a brother ot the bridegroom, D. C. Negley and W. K. N egley, a brother and cousin of tbe bride. The little flower girls were Mary Mellon, a consin of the bride, and Mary Seuff, a niece of the bride. They were dressed in charming llttlo whlto mulle gowns, fashioned Ion-necked and sleeveless, and carried dainty baskets of fragrant roses. The bride, a petite brunette, was lovely, in a white faille robe, the front of wbich was com posed of a plain, round skirt over which fell an open work drapery, constructed of fine silk braid and terminating in a deep fringe ot tbe braid. Tbe bodice was V shaped with elbow sleeves, and a roll of swansdown with an edge ol duchess lace finished both neck and sleeves. Deep plaits laid at the waist line formed the fullness for an extremely long train and a pretty ruchlng edgeirlt Tbe bouquet carried was composed of lilies of the valley and Driae roses tied with white satin ribbon. A' tbe con clusion of tbe ceremony the more intimate friends of tbe bride and groom were conveyed to tbe residence of the bride's mother, Mrs, Caroline Negley, where thb congratulations were received by the happy couple. The presents were extremely pretty and were ex hibited in a room on the second floor. Re freshments were served by Kuhn. An Eastern train late in tbe evening took Mr., and Mrs. Sloan on their wedding jonrneyjwhieh will consume some two weeks' time. On their return they will reside with airs. Keg ley, and "at borne" cards have been issued for tbe latter tbree Thursdays in January, Tbe Second Wrddlng. Scarcely had the echoes of Miss Negley'i wedding march died away and the guests de parted when the organ pealed forth again, and a second aggregation of beauty and fashion took possession of tbe church, this time to wit ness the nuptials of Miss Susie Parker and Mr. Marlon F. Hippie, wbich was solemnized at 7:30 o'clock. The ushers who seated the euests. and an nounced tbe arrival of the bride and groom by preceding them to the altar, were Messrs. Paul Wolfe. Lee Mason, Jr.. Frank Liggett, Walter Herr, George West and Thomas JIcEwin. The bride, a tiny mertal with black eyes and hair, was exceedingly pretty in a stiff white cordsd silk princess gown, trimmed with ostrich tips. The neck was cnt high in the back, and finished with a pretty double collar and a line of the soft wavy feathers extended around in front forming a slight V, and thon diagonally across the front of tbe robe to the bottom of the skirt A handsome veil of cobweb texture was con fined with orange blossoms and draped the girlish figure ot the bride to tbe edge of tbe court train. Diamond earrings, the present of the groom, were worn, and a bouquet of roses was earned. Rev. Kumler was again in de mand as officiating clergyman. un account or tne nipess or Airs, i-arser, no reception was tendered at the residence of tbe bride's parents on Shady avenue, but after ex changing wedding garments for traveling cos tnmes, the young people departed on a western trip. Their travels ended they' will sojourn with Mr. and Mrs. Parker, and occupy a charmingly artistic apartment that has been furnished througbont with wedding presents. And from the selections made it would seem that friends and relatives had combined to furnish every thing in old gold, the silk coverlid, toilet set, fringed lamp shade and various other articles, all being of that lovely shade. Besides the fur nishing of the private apartment silver, onyx and rare China, were received In abundance, making in all one of the prettiest fcolleotiona of wedding presents Imaginable. THE CHB1STMAS PANTOMIME. The Participant Will Wear Very Band some Costume nt Tant Event. Tbe pretty costumes to be worn by the petite actors and actresses in the Christmas Panto mime to be given this afternoon.combined with the popular nursery melodies that will be sung and acted, will doubtless make a decidedly picturesque and interesting entertainment The little folks will be "supported" by some of tbe best known and most popular musical talent that reside in the city, and careful re hearsal bas made them quite proncient in tneir various roles. The very worthy object for which the enter tainment s given, the benefit of the Newsboys' Home, and the prominence of the little ones that will perform will insure a cultivated nd appreciative audience. It is rumored that many handsome floral offerings will be passed up over tbe footlights. Social Chatter. gTCAEDS have been Issued for a private view of tne recent paintings of Artist John W. Beatty "Mohican Bluffs." "Outside the Vil lage" and "A Block Island Road" for to-day, to-morrow and Saturday at tbe Pittsburg Art School on Wood street Miss Emma, daughter of Rev. and Mrs. F. C. Davis, will be wedded this evening to Mr. J. Warren Lytle, President of the Pittsburg Academy. Kumbeblkss family reunions and dinners were in progress throughout the city yesterday. .Miss Josie Woodweli. will receive her friends this evening. The Whitehead-Slrlter wedding this even ing. LUCKY. AMERICAN WOMEN. An Austrian Rogarda (he United Btates as the Eldorndo of Womankind. In North America, says a writer in tbe Freie J'resse, of Vienna, woman stands in many ways above man. North America, especially the United States, is the Eldorado of womankind. No occupation Is closed to the American woman. To be sure, I have never seen female choppers of wood, nor female blacksmiths, nor female Congressmen, nor female Aldermen. The last two diversions are forbidden women bylaw. But if women never fell trees in the primeval forest nor tame horses, nor perform otber heavy work, it is simply because they don't wish to do it not because tbey can't Owing to the fact that American girls pass more years at school and college, on the aver age, than American boys, tbe American women are generally much better educated than American men. The American woman is tbe standard bearer of American culture and the patroness of tbe arts and sciences and bigber cducaupn. The high culture and education of the American woman explains completely tbe consideration and respect with which sbe la treated by American men. The Amer ican husband treats his wife with the greatest consideration, which unfortunately cannot be said of tbe German husband. The American woman is generally beaBliful. or at least understands how to make herself look so. I have not seen such beautiful women anywhere else old women, too, with magnifi cent white hair. The American girl knows how to dress herself tastefully and stylishly. Sbe knows how to make tbe simplest garment "fetching" by means of a little bow or fold or flower. All the homage wbich is paid the American woman In private and public life has, however. Its very shady side. To give up your seat to a woman in a horse car is now and then a trifle uncomfortaole. To wait to have your baggage checked till a woman who arrived after you nad been attended to is In tho highest de gree burdensome. To be delayed at a hotel table while women who come in late td dinner are served, Is almost unbearable. There are also many 'other occasions on which the man must step aside for tho woman in America. Custom demands it and custom In America is mightier than law. He Ovrsi the Town. From tbe Philadelphia Ledger. George Van Dyke, of Langaster, N. H., who owns 123,000 acres of land in the northern part ot New England, has acquired the deeds for tbe town of Beattie, Me., which is said to con tain a custom house and postofuce, beside the houses, etc., of tbe inhabitants. Mr. Van Dyke may scoop in Rhode Island yet Their WUticp Don't Count. From the Chicago Jiowt.; It is announced that oa New Year's Day tbe President and his fasnlly wH! receive. The office seekers, however, weald prefer to de Use reeeiviBg themselves. 188t5 THE STROLLED STORIES. Odd Optafaa BSd'Qanlat Observations Frea Curb and Corridor. TJICK Hendebsoit came to town to spend the Christmas season with bis former chums. They were everyone glad to see him, and be shook hands all day. yesterday until he conld scarcely bend his elbow. Mr. Henderson has been up in' the oil region, wearing big boots, a flannel shirt and an air of industry. He has. been edifying his friends with yarns about his experiences. "He says 'that for two years he bas been feeding on ham, pore chops and saa sago until be is ashamed to look a hoc lathe face. Tee sable gentleeen who occupy the posi tions of dock bands along the river, cele brated Christmas with unusual gusto. The weather was so much like that "down de rib ber." The dock band is happy this winter. That last word is used with reluctance, but is warranted by tbe standard almanacs. The dock band has had all the work he wished. He did not wish much. Tbe packets have come and gone regularly, freight bas been heavy, and tbe weather mild. When a cargo was loaded and tbe dock band given his pay, he could get drunk and sleep all night on a pile of planks without danger of catching cold. He has even, In his dreams, been able to imagine himself on the levee in New Orleans, 'J'he dock hand is arstudy In contentment Even at hard labor he does not work bard. Watch that gang carrying boxes of glass from a wagon to tbe packet. One ,is on tbe wagon, His old brown Blanch hat Is hung upon the back ofhis head. He rolls tbe boxes to the rear of the wagon with sedate deliberation. Two ebon-hued companions stand there. Care fully they lift the boxes and place them softly upon the shoulders of tbe carriers. How slowly those carriers move, Tbey walk up the gang Plank with measured, stealthy thread, placing one long flat foot before the otber only after mature thought The dock band is an artist as an expectorator. He does not move bis bead. He looks calmly ahead ot him into dim dis tance, with the solemn countenance of a Nile statue. He expectorates and winks and that is all there U of it QN Mt Washington the children of three neighboring families aroused to enjoying themselves in the summer time with aliwn tent which one of three papas, in the fall, carefully folds away In his attic. Yesterday moraine the warm sunshine was too much for tbe bright eyed little ones, and tbey called upon pere In a boay. They would not listen to anything short of the production of the summer tent It was spread upon the lawn, and tbe children had a jolly time all the forenoon. Soon after dinner one of the little girls went to her father, and, with a look of irresistible appeal in her blue eyes, asked: "Papa, can't you get us a croquet set?" y stoet like the above, however true lt'may u, uue not move a veteran uxe controller Morrow. He listened calmly to the narrative, and said dryly, "There is nothing extra ordinary about that. On the 1st of January, 1876, tbe Centennial day, I played a game of croquet in my shirtsleeves." On that day tbree men were frozen to death in Alle gheny county. There is a slight discrepancy, but the Controller has the advantage. He Is connected with a Sunday school and the rec ords ara not 'T'hebe appears to be p wide divergence In tbe manner of spelling tbe name of the Christmas saint. Within a week the newspa pers of this city have spelled it three different ways: Kris Kringle, Kriss Kringle and Kriss Single. The latter spelling, wbich seems to be the furthest out of the way, appeared yesterday morning in the editorial columns of a city co temporary, Tbe same is sometimes spelled Knss Klnkls or Kriss Krinkle. The cyclope dias spell tbe name Kriss Kringle. Tbe devo tees of tbe old gentleman, tbe children, should insist on a correct orthographical rendition. pHB warm days of this season again bring out the hotel mashers who air themselves about the entrance of the Hotel Anderson. Tbe proprietor of tbe house have been as much annoyed by those gaudy and riddy men as anybody on tbe street bnt tbey have been unable to hit on any plan to abate the nuisance. A large number of those mpst notorious pests in town are not guests of the Anderson at all. They come either from other hotels or from this city. They stand upon the steps, and near the entrance, and smile their muskmelon smiles upon every comely lady who passes. The young men who display their pretty mus taches and their fine raiment in this fashion are probably not aware that for some time they hare been tbe subjects of discussion among tbe higher officials of the police bureau. Yet such is the fact Inspector McAleese is aching to get at them, but until tbis time has been unable to concoct a plan. They do not mash when a policeman is near. It may be in teresting news to the boys on that comer that a plot for their demoralization is now in the course of formation, and maybe sprung upon them at any moment. Bo may a hose. 'There was a large lot of holly used in this city yesterday, placed as'decoratlons in tbe houses or worn in buttonholes. Few persons who bought tbe beautiful branches at tbe florist's were aware that they had come across the ocean. Nearly all of the holly sold in this country Is brought from England. Some is cul tivated here In hothouses. It is called an ever green, but, like all evergreens. It will not keep Its color forever. Come amusement was caused yesterday by the account sent to the city by a suburban cor respondent ot the chase which Chief of Police Donovan, of Braddock, gave to three men who were suspected of beine tbe murderers of Mrs. Rudert In connection with tbe lively inter change of revolveV shots It was said: "There was some queer dodging of bullets, or some person would have been shot" The report was not intended to be a humorous one. pnmsTHAS In 18S9 was distinguished by tbe appearance upon the public streets of the paymaster of the Eighteenth Regiment Na tional Guard of Pennsylvania, wearing a silk hat tbe first In his career. The Executive Committeo of the union will meet at 3 o'clock this afternoon to consider the case. Mbs. S. B. Rathoks, of Chicago, spent Mrs. McCullough and her daughter. Miss Viola. They enjoyed their Christmas dinner at tbe Hotel Anderson. Mrs. Raymond Is the wife of a prominent wholesale merchant of Chicago and one of the leading Bepublican politicians ot that city. The Stkoiake. 8 Tie Oldest Blnn fn Illinois. Chicago, December 25. Dennis O'Hara, who was probably tbe oldest man in Illinois, died at his home, at No. 78 West Thirteenth street yesterday morning, aged HO years. Ho was a laborer until incapacitated for work by age. ODD ITEMS PEOS ABROAD. A raorosAL is powerfully supported before tbe British Postoffice for changing tbe place for embarking and landing tbe American passen gers from QueenBtown to Holyhead. Baeok Hatosmait, In his 70th year, Is to write bis memoirs. He was one of tbo most active members of Napoleon Iil.'s surround ings, and his revelations should be peculiarly interesting. Numa GiLtT, ex-mayor of Nimes, whose revelations about leading politicians and Cabi net Ministers got him Into hot water some time since, bas been released from the prison of Balnte Pelagic In Paris. The two principal prizes in landscapes given to the Royal Academj students have been taken by women, and a third female student carried off a prize of 30 for a decorative design in water color. Tbe workof the male students was still very good. The Queen's Ladles-ln-Waltlng are begin ning to murmdr about a dress grievance. They only receive 300, and are expected to appear in a hew costume at every dinner. The maids are compelled to trim up their old gowns in all possible ways, for tbe Queen has an eagle eye for old dresses and hates them. The continued trials of tbe British torpedo boats of the Rattlesnake class point to failure too much power for tbe hulls to stand. Tbey are of S75 tons displacement and their engines are contracted to indicate 500" horse power. Tkelast te be tted, the Seagull, nearly shook herself to vieeetwith a deVelOMMat of 3.66 horse poweVr, and had to be seat to tbe deek tec refaws.. I 4 w . J- 5f j' .. " S2K5t fr. " OfIilLfUPCI. I' 8HsW It Ktfct Frew St. Lee. To tee Sdltdr of The Dlsnateh: A few da jb ago, in looking over an old copy of your' patjer, xsy attention was called to an article describing an oocorresce in your dty on the 9th of tljto month an occurrence of which I was an eyewitness. On tbo day In question I was a guest at the Nuttridgo House, Diamond Square, your city, and during the temporary absence of tbe proprietor, a party of five men entered thel house, one of whom at least was drunk. The proprietor's son, who was in charge of the bar, assisted by two competent barmen, very politely but firmly refused to serve these men with any liquor, whereupon oc curred one ot the most disgraceful scenes I ever witnessed, certainly disapproved on the part of the men of the house, and I am sure that but for tbe great; forbearance exercised on the part of young Niittridge and bis assistants; the oc currence would nave ended disastrously, per haps tragleajly. Eventually they were ousted, trom the nquse, when the scene was renewed ontside,whea one ol these men, in the most cowardly manner,, struck unawares a man whose only fault consisted in having quietly helped to eject them. Your article says that "two men were arrested in the house a few days ago, one of whom had a badly used-up head." As an eye-witness I can amrm that this did not happen in the bouse, and personally I have no interest to servo beyond that of laying the facta be fore jour public, thus preventing an inno cent person being compromised by an occur rence over which fie had no possible control. Hoping yoti will give this prominence in your widely circulated journal, I am, sir. very truly, , JoaxMAETix. St. Loins,' mo., December 22, 1889. KcaspBS Asaipit Hpy Olovlag. To the Editor ef The Dispatch: Let me say a word to movers, particularly those who bare their own house-cleaning and summer sewing to do. Oo you wish it to be July before your summer sewing Is begun? If so. more May 1. Tenants after moving always effect temporary organization of house'-belp-ing. Then, In most all cases, fully 30 days will have elapsedbefoTe a perfect organization can be effected. If they move May lit will be June 1 before they commence house-cleaning. All housekeepers know how much pleasure house cleaning and sewing is in tbe hot month of June, wben it should be done in May far June wearing; Nojr, a word to all employes. If moving day be changed to May 1 it necessarily makes the merchant wait one month longer for his spring business, giving us dullness four months instead of three. Now, what will be tbe result? Why. Instead of carrying tbe em ployes over those four months tbey will have to tw discharged January 1, and we will have to take our changes May 1 of getting you again. You cannot blame tbe merchant for be cannot afford to cany the expense If he has not the tradn. If the real estate dealers want more time, tol do their business let them influence capital enough to buird" for the citizens of Pittsburg a .surplus orhouses, as they have in the Eastern cities, xnen an win Da Denentteo, ana jeopie can better themselves when they are so dis posed. The real estate business wfcH not all be done In tbree months of tbe year, and the busi ness men of the city will have more time to at tend properly to the wants of their patrons. Fbane a. Hopper. Pittsbtjbg, December 25, WJ. Jny Gould Hot on the Trait To the Editor o j" Tbe Dispatch: Please Inform me through your Mail Pouch who is the richest man in the world, and his wealth, and oblige " A.D. C. PrTTSBUBG December 21, 1889. The Aster, Vanderbflt and Rothschild es tates are undoubtedly the largest in the world; but many individuals have their fingers In each of these rich, flaky pies. If the latest pub lished returns are correct Jay Gould can come very near seeing tbe richest man in the world when he looks into his plate-glass mirror at Irvington-on-tUe-Hudson and sees a little man of about five feet (altitude), weighing probably not more than 115 pounds avoirdupois, but per haps nearly 80,000,000 pounds sterling. Cer tain It is that he is, thus far, the only man on record who has been at anyone time able to show up such a full hand as (SO 000,000. In bonds and securities, while he was supposed to have "bidden up his sleeve" as much more in value ot real estate and other solids too numerous to mention. If Jay Gould is not the richest man in the world, he is "hot on the trail" of that man, with the betting two to one that if be (Gouid) lives long enough, he wBI overhaul and do np the champion. i ft Apportionment and West Foist. To the Editor of ThD.lspateh: Please let me know, through your Mail Pouch: (1) What part of Allegheny county is In the Twenty-fourth Congressional District of Pennsylvania? (2) What is the number of peo ple that a Congressman is supposed to repre sent? (3) In what county In the State of New York is the United States Military Academy situated? Yours respectfully. Thoxas R. Moboab, CAKONSbubq. December 10, 1S89. (1) According to the last apportionment enacted in 1837, that portion of Allegheny county assigned with Fayette Greene and Washington counties to the Twenty-fourth Congressional District lies entirely south of the Monongahela and Ohio rivers and between tbe Youghlogbeny and Monongahela, and includes the borough of McKeesport (2) When this apportionment, under the census of 1880, was made, the ratio ot members of Congress to population was, on the average througbont the country, one lor every 154,0X0 Inhabitants. (3) West Point Military Academy u In the town of Cornwall, county of Orange, N. Y., on the west bank of tbe Hudson river. 1 The Tobacco Law Isiptres the Muse. To the Editor ofjlie Dispatch : Will you kindly oblige on attentive reader of your valuable paper by saying whether, tbe tobacco law forbidding the sale of cigarettes to boys nnder 18 years includes cigars, tobacco, tobies, etc? x H.E.M. EastBbast, V, December 25,1889. An answer to your query, dear H.EL M., In spires the muse, if not the mnsee, to Indite the following, which, like figures, cannot lie, and wbich. In this county of lusticetbat often goes by contraries, may be considered already in dicted: You may vend tbe deadly toby To tbe kid who wears a Lilt And the weed, like lucre, filthy. You may sell him, without guilt. Ton may help him chew tobacco Long before ho cuts bis teeth: Smoke bis little brow wltn "two-fors" Till the smoke looks like a wreath. But too may not and you most not Abl dear reader, don't forget! Sell to children, touzh or tender, Tbe malignant cigarette. Not Exnctly a Direct Salltna Yoyace. To the Editor of Tbe Dlspatcni Would you please tell me if vessels can sail directly from Chicago to Europe? And oblige, A COS STAKT RE A TIER. Idlewood, December 20, 1888. Not exactly direct from Chicago to Europe, for it Is a devious, and not a direct route. Nor canveS3els "sail" the entire distance,. They must be towed by steam through tbe "Soo," tbe Welland, and tbe Lachinecaaals.and some of the rivers. Bnt, very big vessels can "get there." Writing to the Wrong Pnper, To "J. W.Ry Harvard, '82." Boston? Your communication, anusive oi Princeton auuetes, and assailing their morals and manners, was evidently addressed to the wrong paper when you wrote to The Dispatch. This journal is not a medium or organ fortho promulgation of scurrilous attacks of any kind, much less for cowardly and anonymous ones. HALF A CESTDET IB PBISOff, An Ased Man Who Has Been a Convict Mere Than Half HI Life. LouisviiiE, December 25. There will be re leased on Monday from the Jefforsonyllle Peni tentiary a convict who has probably served a longer time'ln prison than any man nOw living. His name is John Hicks. He was born in Montgomery County, Virginia, in 1S08, and moved to Leesbarg. lud., when a young man. He has six times been sentenced to the peni tentiary in Indiana. He has spent in all 40 years within that State's prison walls. In addition! to this record in Indiana, he has served two termsjn tbe Ohio Penitentiary, and Is believed to have served saa ia other State In round numbers he maybe said to have spent half a century in prison. Wben his term ex pires next Monday be will go to Indianapolis, where the State Board of Charities have prom ised to provide for him and secure an honest livelihood for tho worn out old felon. Easily Located., JTroa the Waeblagton Pott! When David BeaseK Xi leew his jaaft knife it eaa generally be fesad sosaew (tt ia. 9 vieteKy of Qrover CTevwaad's fifth rib. CUHldUS C0NDBKSAT1& - "- - ? The total value of property in. Massa chusetts has increased SO per cent slncelSSCL The laih has never been abolished as a means of discipline in the German penal Insti tutions. Ia Bridgeport, Conn., the cats ara In, the clutch ot la grippe, and feline sneeilnglis ttia order of the night. f TJp in the Korthwest, Scandinavian journalism is having-qnite a boom. The?havei a better Swedish newspaper in Minnesota than they have in Sweden, it is said. ' - A Jackson county, Mo., man is suing for a divorce from tbe woman he weddedrX I years sgo. He says his wife made blmdd"the wasning ana me general nousework. A woman of Ionia, Mich., suffered Trith a pain in her side for 20 years. Last week a. Sbysiclan removed a needle that is supposed tej ave caused all the trouble. The Peninsular and Oriental Steam. Navigation Company awns a fleet of 72 steam. ships, of 199,270 tons nd 180.000 horse-power. In the past year the fleet has steamed 2,600,000 miles 'without accident or delay." Knsiian officials have decided that iba telephone is "dangerous to the State." In War saw orders have been given that telephones be removed from .all restaurants, coffee houses and liquor saloons, similar orders have been issued In all other largs Polish towns. There Is a man at Crawfordsville, Ind., who has left his wife tour times. The first time he was gone 17 years, S years the second time, 2 years tbe third, and 1 year the fourth time. After leaving the fourth time bis wife ob tained a divorce, and now he is back again. She bas always made her own livelihood. Michael Fitzgerald, of Bay City, lived 30 days with a dislocated neck. Ha was In jured about a month ago by a los falling on a peavy which he held, tbe shock dislocating his neck. Paralysis did not immediately ensue, and heappeared as though nothing was the matter with him. A post-mortem revealed a dislocation of the neck from disease of the bone. A Chicago carrier was frightened nearly ont of bis wits by a white robed figure that ap peared at the door of a certain store just when he was delivering the morning paper. Ha started tbe story that It was a ghost but in vestigation proved that it was only the pro prietor of the place, who was accustomed to ap pear about that hour, unlock tbe door and get - his paper. , Abont a year ago Charles Metcalf cams to Walpole, Mass-, from California, and be came engaged to Miss Sarah Nlckerson,of Lynn, who was visiting here. He interested her in a mining scheme, and induced her to in trust him with $1,000, with which to purchase tbe stock In Chicago. Investigation, it Is said, has shown Metcali's representation to be false, and he has been arrested on the charge of ob taining money under false pretenses. It is sometimes said that the branches of very old trees are. properly speaking, roots, and that if planted upside down the trees would flourish. Herr Kny, a German botanist has recently Investigated the matter by planting vines and ivy with both ends in the ground, and subsequently cutting them at tbe arch. The experiments werefairlv successful, though not In every Instance: and Herr Kny intends to continue them with otber plants and trees, such as willows, poplars and roses, A Baltimore gentleman who bought for a Christmas tree one of the large japonicas which were cnt down in the general dismant ling of the old hothouse of the Messrs. Halllday gave Santa Clans a genuine surprise wben he went on his rounds Tuesday nigijt The tree, which is 8 or 9 feet high, was full of buds wben it was cut down. By placing the stock in water for tbree days in a sheltered place a few of the buds matured, and Santa Clans bad the pleas ure of seeing two or three beautiful white ja ponicas in half bloom when fie added his con tributions to the bush. A well-known Mount Clemens, Mien., lady has been laborlnr under the Impression ffor tbe past five yesfrs that she was a widow. Her husband left her that long ago to take a trip West and it was reported that he was frozen to death in Dakota. When the old gen tleman returned borne last Monday sbe knew better. During his absence he has been most of the time in British Columbia, where he stacked up an Imposimrnileof the coin of th realm. What explanation he made to his wife for his long silence is not public property, bnt I it must have been satisfactory, as she now ap- 1 a;f nappy-as grassuopper uancing in tne sunlight There Is living at.a point on JEast Bay. L hear Pensacola, a remarkable fioilJy'orrrar! '- boys and one young woman. The boys con ' aider their sister to be one of themselves, she being In nearly every respect as handy as a boy should be. and sharing the labors of her brothers. They can draw tbe lines of a ship, hew tbe timbers, build and launch ber, and then sail her around tbe world. Tbey have done it and are doing it again. Tbe schooner Axel, a fine little vessel 'Which they hare built, is at present somewhere on the gulf under command of one of tbe brothers, who is a most expert navigator. Tbe other brothers and sister are now engaged in building another and a larger vessel, which is well under way. Twenty years ago diamonds were at three times their present value. The'discovery of the South African mines brought down the price, but amalgamation In the last 12 months bas put it up by above a hundred per cent The rough estimate is tbat during the last few years tbe output of diamonds has been 1,000,01)0 carats per annum, and that these, cut into 1,600.000 carats, -have sold for 4,000,000. It costs 10 shillings per carat to cut diamonds. Tbe South African mines being nowamalga- 4 -that nnvnttv' 1 rornr1 tn nna.riU t m 2,000,000 carats, bnt tbe merchants estimate that this will still produce 4,000,000, hecauso tbey regard this as a fixed amount which, no matter wbat the price of diamonds may he, will be spent on tbem. "Kissing under the mistletoe" bas been thus explained by a Noleiand Queries corre spondent: "One would suppoce, from the part played by the mistletoe in Scandinavian myth ology, that tbis custom was common to all Northern peoples. Baldui was slain by a mis- , tletoedartattbe Instigation of Loki, and la reparation for the Injury the plant was after ward dedicated to his mother. Prigg. to .long ' as It did not touch earth. Loki's empire. On this account it Is bung from the ceilings of the houses, and the kiss given under it signifies tbat It ii no longer an instrument of mischief. The fetes held in commemoration of the sacred mistletoe survived In sbme parts of France into the Sixteenth century. The plant was credited with many tallsmamc properties, and its festi val attracted immense gatherings of people." THE MEHRY-MAKEHS. Respectability is contagious, but, Ilka other contagions, yon can't always catch It when yon wantlt Pact. . He I see that another American heiress Is abont to marry a baroh. She What kind of a baron? He Barren of cash, of course. BorrUtovm Br aia. A Mistake Somewhere. Boy Bine Santa Clans must have been crazy this year! Precious Baby Why do you think so? Boy Elae Why, he left a big elephant at my home that mews like a kitten. Puet. Hal (Just home from college) Grandma, your head reminds ma of our last c uewlththa hounds In Cambridge. Grandma How is tbat. my boy? Hat Whfr the hare Is nowhere. Kearny Sn ttrprUl. There is no joy Without alley. For Christmas m hurrah and hi; Though we gladden. Soon we'll sadden . , At the memory of mince pie. ' -Philadelphia Ingulf tr. Mamma 'Well, Willie, what good re solve are yoa going to mate for the new year? Willie I won't light with Johnny any more. Mamma I'm very glad my little son sees how wrong and sinful It Is to fight Willie Yes'ra. He always licks me. Xu-itt? (Weekly. The man who comes within an ace of win ning the turkey after spending 10 In vain en deavor, and then goes home, and with a bright thonch sad ana sickly smile paxes off on bis wife f iraslmon pure raffle prize tho bird he purchased , at the market on bis way bo e, ha oursym--patby. Puek. " Opposite Dispositions. Prisoner I don't care to explain. Your Honor, wbat tbe cause, or causes, was or were, which led me to become so, as you exprass It hopelessly intoxicated. I'm a very non-committal man. His Honor "Well.' Z am not a non-committal man. Thirty daya or sio, and yoa are to aa nd committed until the tine Is pal5.-Spo. XAH TVASTS BUT UTZLK. "Man wants but little here below," The psalmist sang Ions; years ago; ', To-dayit can not be denied Man want tbe earth and stars beside. $t - -. - Though he with earnestness may strive xo wis ana jhm H while alive, Whenh ai ea tfc river Styxj jm hh st owa two ftet by -PAfCtSfO'J