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Who has a good word to say publicly and in honesty for the lobbyist? No one. Sen ator Butler, of South Carolina, bad not the liardihood to defend lobbying, though he threw cold water on the effort made in the Senate yesterday to investigate a part of the lobby's work. But the Senate had a - virtuous fit yesterday, and it passed Senator Chandler's resolution calling for an inquiry. onto the lobby which has undertaken to get niili increasing the pay of naval officers through Congress. The debate on this motion was decidedly interesting. Senator Chandler as an ex Secretary of the Navy may be presumed to know what is for the good of the officers in that department. He does not say that an increase of pay would do those officers harm, , hut he very plainly states that a lobby which demands from those officers a retain ing fee of 55 apiece and a contract to hand over 10 per cent of the increase in pay if Tirocured -deserves to be paralyzed by the light of publicity. "We must say that we agree with Senator Chandler. The lobby is badly scotched now; investigation will kill it At the same time Senator Butler's sug gestion that there are other lobbies, and in the last dozen years there have been any number of them which have no more right to existence than this one which Faymaste! Cowie and Attorney John H. Thomas are conducting. The whole network of lobby ing which surrounds the Capitol at Wash ington, and which leaves its impress each Year on the legislation of Congress, and which is responsible for killing many good laws these iniquitous combinations of men who occupy a mysterious station and live remarkably comfortably, though, as Senator Xngalls said yesterday, "they toil not, xteither do they spin," apparently, ought to be swept away. But we fear Congress, in xteither branch, has not yet reached the pitch of moral courage which would impel them to such a wholesale reform. For the present it is good to hear that several Senators have openly declared their opposition, to lob lyism. CHRISTMAS WEATHER. What will become of the traditions of St. Nick if this sort of weather keep up for a few days longer? Yesterday was bright and balmy as though it were early spring, not midwinter. The remarkable season when ,New Tear's Day witnessed a numerously at tended pic-nic at one of the groves in the East Liberty suburb is so far rivaled, if not surpassed, in extraordinary mildness. Whatever fancies people have for the traditional however much they love to talk ot the good old days when at Christmas the enow covered the earth like a mantle, and sleigh-bells rang out upon frosty air, and Kris Kringle was furnished to hand with the properties and scenic accessories for his stormy night ride among the chimnev-tops, it still remains that the present weather is the more delightful of the two varieties. There is of course, the frequent objection that 'it brings sickness; bet that has never been clearly proved. The bright, cheerful and moderately warm air, doubtless, does tempt people in some cases to carelessness which results in danger to health but it is not fair to blame the weather for that. To the thousands who throng our streets ' .and stores, en shopping bent, the dispensa tion of blue skies, balmy atmosphere and genial sunshine, is a blessed boon. AH TOHECESSABY EFF0BT. The characteristic and purpose of the Glass Trust or combination, which is located . this time in New York, is declared to be "not to raise prices or to lower wages but to regulate both in the interest of the capitalist, the laborer and the consumer." This is the very general purpose of -trusts 1 nowadays. None of them would raise Tirices at least unduly and all of them are intended to deal out exact justice as between .capitalist, laborer and consumer if we swallow their professions. But the fact re mains that the laborer and consumer, are never represented in the trust and if he latter does not give the capitalist an in creased share of the production its certifi cates presently take a tumble and the trust goes to pieces. The Cottonseed Oil Trust was not raising prices unduly according to its views; but since it proved unable to choke off competition cottonseed oil has de clined to a little over half the former prices and to fall back on an old adage "the trust is bust" The idea of a trust to regulate prices and wages In the interest of the capitalist, the laborer and the- consumer" is especially Unique, inasmuch as that is just what is done nnder the competition which it is the object of a combination to prevent Under competition if capital gains higher profits than capital elsewhere can, other capital flows in to take its place; if laborgets higher wages, other laborers learn the trade, or if the consumers get lower prices in propor tion to the real cost of production, increased demand follows and sustains prices. ' The opposite result follows the opposite cause; with the result that the truest distribution of the rewards of industry is always secured jandcr free competition. To propose to ac complish this result by combination is like proposing to abolish the force of gravitation in order to be sure that the water will seek its own level. The glass combina'tion which is probably apocryphal, so far as New York is concerned, would if successful only amount to a 'pre-' raium.on putting up new glass factories. But as to combinations in general, it is worth while to remember that they are organized by capital for the sole purpose of increasing the share which that capital gets- out of the returns of industry. WOETHY OF THKIK BEST EETOBTS. The Americns Club has done well in taking up the ship ' canal project, and the political clubs of the fetate, Bepnblican and Democratic cannot do better than by fol lowing! the example. Politics, is not wholly the science of office getting. It is well to remember .that, and. 'particularly well for the young and active men who join political clubs with a creditable smelties'to hive a' part in shaping publics asjslrs. The devel opment of the resources of the eei tenuities to which they belong by enterprising, pro gressive policy Is a proper function for their best mental activities. They will'deserve better of the public by giving due import ance to objects coming nnder this head than by devoting themselves wholly to further ing the interests of leaders or being con cerned merely in the distribution of office. "What is true of the political clubs is equally true of the leaders of State and na tional fame and influence. "When the remembranceof the ordinary victories or de feats incident to the management and to the conflict of parties shall have passed away it would be with lasting pride that they might point to some great work undertaken and accomplished by their efforts, whose benefits would be felt by the people for generations to come. The ship canal from Lake Brie to the Ohio is a project which bears just such rela tion in its importance toWestern, Northern, and Middle Pennsylvania and Eastern Ohio in fact, to all the territory which has this city for its industrial center. It is not a partisan question, nor is it the hobby of any one leader at present; but it is an enterprise big and, vast enough in. its beneficial conse quences to win immense and lasting credit for the party and for the leaders who carry it through. There is room for everyone in the work. By a long pull, a strong pull and a pull altogether, the canal will be built Nothing will give greater satisfaction to the people than to see Sanators Quay and Cam eron, Congressmen Bayne and Daltell, and every other Congressman and politician ot ability and influence in the State, giving harmoniously their most determined efforts to make the programme a success. The signs of interest and appreciation so far are deeply gratifying. "Whenever the men in politics take hold of the matter with the spirit which they infuse into their other political engagements, the canal will be pro vided for. They have the power; and when they move, they will have also the backing of all the business interests. ?AXni IN KOBTHTJHBEBLAKD. Id one section of this State a very dis- tressing result of the open winter is appa rent The coal mines in Northumberland county are closeifdown, owing to the slack demand for coal, and thousands of miners, are out of work. The trouble is unhappily very likely to extend and to be brought nearer home to Pittsburg. The open winter which was a blessing to the poor in our great cities last year began to work the im poverishment of the coal miners, and the Repetition of the same unusual climatic con ditions this year promises to complete their undoing. The situation in the coal mining district of Northumberland, as "represented by The Dispatch's correspondent, is very piteous and not wanting in dangerous features. The starving families of the miners out of work are in desperate straits, and the fact that so many of the most ignorant and law less class of immigrants are among the suf ferers renders a violent outbreak likely! Substantial assistance should be rendered to the starring at once. It ought not to be said that at a time when Pennsylvania is enjoying a wonderful prosperity she will permit anyone within ber borders to die of hunger. We notice that many of the Hungarian an d Italian miners have returned to their native lands. For their own sakes, and the sake of laboring men in general, it would have been better if they had never left home. A-POUCTMAFS WHOLE" "DUTY. The other day, an English judge, Mr. Justice Wills, said from the bench: "The police ought to be as keen to protect inno cent persons as to attack the possibly guilty." This is no new thing; it is one of the primal truths that is so old that a good many people have forgotten it Do police men in general keep it in mind? We fear they do not It is not the custom, officially to impress the policeman with the necessity of protecting the innocent He is told to watch a certain district; to keep malefactors from committing crime and to capture, those who break the law. A premium is pnt upom this part of his duty. The policeman who makes the most arrests, and has the most cases, is officially adjudged to b the best officer. But very seldom do his superior officers tell him to protect the innocent The innocent are not commended to the policeman's care. The result of this system is that the odd spectacle of a policeman bewailing the escape of an innocent man is sometimes presented. Every time a policeman makes an arrest he .is went to consider it his dnty to prove his prisoner guilty. If the evi dence is open to reasonable doubt and the prisoner is discharged, we are afraid, the ar resting officer usually feels that he has suffered a defeat , He has not in reality, unless bis arrest of the acquitted man has been malicious or unnecessary. The practice of computing a policeman's efficiency by the number of arrests he makes or cases he carries to court is not righteous. It is distinctly subversive of the proper comprehension of duty in the policeman. When will it be abolished? COHSTTLAB HUMOB EUPPEESSED. We protest, and we are sure the whole country will protest, against Congressman Turner's curtailing the supply of our national humorous literature. Mr. Turner comes from Kansas, bnt he mnst not go too far. Some time ago he procured the ap pointment of a relative, B. W. Turner, to the Consulate at Cadiz, -and the Senate con firmed it yesterday. The act of Congress man Turner of which we complain con sisted in procuring the suppression of his namesake's first Consulate, report from Cadix. This act, as he acknowledged, de prived the whole country of seTeral hearty laughs. It appears that Consul Turner carried bis Kansas habit of plain speech with him to Cadiz. That ancient and famous seaport of Spain, and the descendants of the Phoeni cians and Castilians, the merchants who opened up the first trade with America, and other ancestors renowned in song and story, struck him as being more pictnrosque than cleanly. He said so in his report to the State Department, and a good many other things more truthful than polite, more humorous than diplomatic. There have been Consuls before ' who re lieved the tedium of trade statistics and humdrum routine with excursions into criticism and anecdote. Their contribu tions to the great white paper spoiling es tablishment, the Government Printing Office, have been a source of joy to the plain folk nt home who have not the "pull" to eo abroad at the nation's expense. Prom the meager description of 'Consul Turner's re port we should imagine that it would have been a formidable rival lor pure, babbling fnn, of Mark Twain's latest book. And yet Congressman Tarner qmletlyand jelfish-j iy roos iue country oi this lsaaease treat JWe appeal to Secretary BMae to .protect - .- - ' i- r .g -to-.! and foster the :Mtee4wee-f his de partment. The Pittsburg police authorities have a romancer on their hands aaeVdont know what to do about it. The heroine, Who baa left ber husband, defends her course, on the ground that He is uneducated, while she is an'accom plished linguist. She was "probably tired of a man who was unable to appreciate ber avowals of affection when uttered la Greek and Latin. John Gbass, a Sioux Indian, one of fifty who had audience with President Harrison-ln the White House yesterday, told Mr. Harrisonvj that ms was not a scarping visit nut a friendly call. That must hare relieved, the President Immensely, for most ot his callers are looking for scalps these days. The champion inventor, Mr. Keely, of Philadelphia, has obtained the usual extension of time for the production of hi motor.-. His latest discovery is a "provisional engine," which stockholders in the Keely company do not don ot trill be .a Success. Mr, Keely's gall is the greatest engine for setting provisions that is "provisional" ever found. A PtttTit)buhta "newspaper wants' to know if "hell is a place." Philadelphia is a place in summer, which is often compared to the locality about which the inquiry Is now made. a Ode esteemed cotemporary, the New York TForfd, is in error when it cays that "the Pan American delegates have learned nothing about our manufacturing capacity which 'they might not have learned without coming hither at all. They could not hare gained or grasped a proper idea of Pittsburg's manufactures without seeing them. The Philadelphia .Record thinks the com ing influenza should be able to gag the "speakV easles" here. No influenza is likely to make low or easy speaking fashionable. Ocean burials are now being advocated In New York on sanitary and economic grounds. Its strongest argument to Gothamttes will be in the probability that when great men are buried in the sea there will be no appeals for funds to erect monuments over their ashes. Bat. perhaps, New Yorkers' like to pay for monuments. , g Congressman Dalzell's remark, "Let it rest!" is 'the best way of disposing of the postotneo controversy. , One thing is pretty certain sfbeut James B. Allen, who committed suicide at Merchant rille the other Bay because a servant girl de-' cllned to lore him. Mr. Allen was a vain man or he would not hare added to his signature in his farewell note to the implacable fair, "form erly assistant mall deliverer, Washington, b.C" PEOPLE OF PROMINENCE. Becrstabt and Mis. Elaine returned to "Washington yesterday afternoon from New York. Miss Jane Fuixkb, daughter of Chief Justice Fuller, has been elected President of one of the prettiest little charities of the capi tal city. It is the Children's ChristmastClub. A numbee of prominent English writers are gathering literary materjals in remote locali ties. BIjlerHaggard has gone to Asia Minor, Robert Louis Stevenson Is in the BouthSeas, and Sir Ed win Arnold is between here and India. Patzt has become very much disgusted with Chicago on various accounts. One other chief grievances Is that the critics there pay more attention to her hair than to her voice, and her "voice is giving war, owing to the horrible coal smoke. De. Oliver Wendell Holmes- will not f ollow Jn the footsteps of Tennyson and Brown ing and publish a volnme of poems in his old age. He has not given up his literary pur suits, but it is said that he nbw destroys what ever he writes. This is modest but not wise. His muse is st)ll young, whatever may be his age, Hadji HassedtEhoolv KAq.late Per sian Minister to this country, -returned to-Teheran with the "Shah. The latter 'was anxious to hare Hassein return to Washington,' bnt the sensitive victim of American humor boldly re f ashed to obey the behest of the'Klng ot Kings. This country Is now pegging along without a Persian Minister. HARRISON AND THE BEATES. The President Called on br Fifty Slonx Indian on a Peaceful Sllulon, Washthotoit, December 19. The President gave a reception this afternoon to -the delega tion" of Sioux Indians now on a visit to the city. There were about 60 of them present in charge of Messrs. Foster. Warner and Crook, of the Sioux Comnlission. The reception was held in the Bast Boom, and was witnessed by Mrs. Harrison, Mrs. McKee, Dr. Scott, Postmaster General Wanamaker and others. Senator Warner presented the Indians, saying that it was merely a social call, the Indians wishing to. show the Great Father what manner of men' they were. He then introducecKJohn Grass, of Standing Bock agency, who made a good natured speech to the President in the course of which he remarked, with quiet humor, that this was cot a scalping visit, but merely a friendly call. His tribe, he said, had never been visited by such a good commission, so readv and willlnz to point out matters to the Indians. His people would like, among other L things, a Dounaary line ior tneir reservation, and better schools for their children. Another Indian, American Horse, also made an address, after which tbo President spoke to the delegation, through, an interpreter, as fol lows: 1 am glad to meet so many representatives of the Sioux nation. A few years ago, while a mem ber of a (Senate committee. 1 visited your reser vation and saw your homes and farms. 1 want to assure you 1 have a itneere Interest In the welfare ofyourpeople. your true Interest Is in the direction or legislation 'to settle you on farms of yonr own. It is the'policy of the .Government to give to your children the advantages of schools, which you hare not had. I will read with pleas ure the report of tbe commission, and It will give me still greater pleasure to aid them In securing from Congress those laws that are necessary to meet tbe suggestions made by the commissioners. Ton must remember that I do not make laws. Congress does that I have no doubt however. that our friends in Congress will be disposed to. ao wa u UDerai ana jasc to (nose neopie wno hare surrendered so mnch of their land to the G-orernment. A TICT1M TO HEE BELIEF. Death of a Toons; Girl Who Worked Hard for the Salvation Armr rericui, txlzoeam to thb si&tjLtck.i Ottawa, December ia Tbe coffined re mains of Minnie Shea lie in her father's house in Hamilton awaiting burial. She was not long ago a brightand healthy young girt She died a martyr to what she considered to be herduty. A year ago Miss Shea entered the Salvation Army, and was sent as an ofScer to a small, rough settlement near Ottawa. The army offi cers do not receive assistance from headquar ters; they are obliged to subsist on contribu tions. She suffered cruel privations. The army headquarters sent her nothing but begging letters. She contrived to get together enough money to buy a railway ticket; to Ham ilton. She was already so far gone in consump tion that she could not recover. Shouldn't be Backward. From the Chicago News. J Senator Stanford has asked, tbe Government -for a little matter of $28,000,000 to be used In building racino coast fortifications. If the very excellent gentleman tfrom California should think of anything else which he may happen to want we trust that he will not neglect to men tion it Once I Xnoaa-h. . From the Philadelphia Press. Tile German Emperor has invited Emin Pasha to visit tbe Spree. The Emperor seems to forget that the venturesome explorer fractured his head during the last affair ot the kind that he attended. Faahlonnble to Sneesw. From the Zanes-rllle Times Becorder.J F Frob the looks ob tbe doses of beddy esteebed f ellow-cltizeds it looks as though the Kcssiadidfluedsa had struck Zadesville. It is fashdable to edeeze. They're." do-lg it id Ludded. - Cong-re CfcrtMaHM BoNday. Washukjton-, December ML-Tb House concurrent resolution fdr. a hoHday recess from Saturday 'next; tiU' Mertay, .January 6. was presented in the Seaate, to-toy. aad con curred in. i $ s -rtr- turned the joke on his tormentors. - A party of lawyers "were gathered about Mr. Watson day before yesterday, on Diamond street. The conversation had, as usual, drifted around to the subject of the skeleton. - "Have you found out who he wast" said some one. "Why, yes," replfedMnWatsonlooElBg very serious. There was a chorus of "Who was heT" "McGlntyl" said Mr. Watson, with tears in his voice. It was a pathetic sight, they say, to see the gradual dissolution of the group. V 'Tub poolroom on Federal street which bears above Its door the immortal names of Morria and Kuehno has been a great gathering place for the friends ot the Brotherhood since the baseball excitement began. When you get tired of looking at the weedy youths who eter nally play pool in Morris', your eyes may fall upon two long- sheets of paper which hang upon -the walls. On one sheet are the names of the friends of the Brotherhood, and the other sheet is set aside for the names of those who favor the old League. ' As one would" expect, the former is crowded with names hundreds uyun nunarcos. nuinnrpnieama uuiwo friends of tbe'old League should have had the temerity to sign their names, and leave them in solitary graqdeur to confront and defy the Brotherhood's adherents. V At this ideal time of charity and forbear, ance, cheeriness and turkejs, presents and pleasant presentiments, it ssems almost bar barons to make a complaint about anything. The season Is one of rejoicing and making glad the hearts of others as well as your own. But When drrgoods merchants quietly pile their packing cases mountains high upon the pave ment, when the modest music dealer adds the sidewalk to bis showrooms, when the retiring grocer keeps pedestrians hustling to avoid avalanches of barrels and cascades of boxes, the public says to itself that it is bom to be "d " anyhow in this world, and a little more or less obstruction in the path of life does not count As a very small and Insignificant atom. I confess to echoing the rest of the public's resignation. But the line must be drawn somewhere. I draw it at hogs dressed or undressed, and when a man piles dead pigs over two-thirds ot a nar row sidewalk at holiday time, when crowds perambulate, he passes beyond the pale of toleration. This nuisance exists or baa existed on several days during the past week outside a general store on Federal street, near theTort Wayne Railroad station. The hogs must got V TXTiule the Kris Kringle myth has many devout Juvenile bellerers In this neighbor hood, may the harmless happy fable never-die outt there la reason to believe that the young ster of to-day has not much reverence for the patron saint of the nursery at Christmas time. A very small belle, going the rounds of the stores downtown with her father, was taken into one popular establishment where "a living embodiment of Kris Kringle or Santa Clans presided over the children's department The nineteenth century latter-day child was not the least surprised to see the gray-bearded genius of her dreams. Not she! She walked up to him, held out her tiny gloved hand for a shake, and said: "How d'ye do, Mr. Santa ClausT Pse sent you two letters, an I want two dolls, a tea set, a ring for dis finger, an' some candy, in boxes, with pictures on them, a Kis'mas tree, an' two dolls, an" she was out of breath "an I toltfyou the rest in the letter." STILL ANOTHER CANDIDATE. - John W. Bookwalter Is la the Field for Ohio Senatorial Honor. tSrECTU.TaXXaiAXTO THX DISrATCH.l Columbus, O., December ,19. Captain T. C. Ballentine, of Springfield, who was the active lieutenant of Chairman Neal in the conduct of the late Btate campaign for the Democrat!. arrived in the city this evening, and with a number of other influential Democrats, Is pre senting the name of John W. Bookwalter for the Senate. Their candidate Is a large maim, faoturer and is probably worth $2,000,000. They claim he was always opposed to the protection Idea and was prominent in the campaign of 1878, when Tilden ran. Bookwalter was de feated for Govarnor in 1S81 by Governor Fos ter. His backers are urging many qualities which they think are not represented In the other candidates before tbe Legislature. Mr. Bookwalter is now in New York, where he spends a great deal ot his time. The friends of Candidate Thomas claim Bookwalter has teen brought out to injure his chances, and that there is no sincerity in bis candidacy. Calvin S. Brlce went to his home in Lima this morning, but several ot his man agers remain nere id are confident FRIGHTENED TO DEATH. A Now York Boy Die Became He Was Afraid of Hydrophobia. rSFSCUI. TXXXORAJLXOTBE DISrATCH.1 N&wYoee, December 19. Henry Daub, 15 years old, died at Bellerue Hospital this mom- "-1. lngof fear of hydrophobia. Two weeks ago he was bitten in the hand by a little doz. The' next morning he read how a Brooklyn lad had just died of hydrophobia. He told his mother at once that he would die in tbe same way. He worried day and night over the bite in his hand. This morning- be "uddenly began to stare wildly about him, to shout and gesticu late, and eventually tried to throw himself from a window. His family and neighbors in the house caught hold of him. Two policemen were summoned, and it required all their strength to bind and handcuff him. He was removed to the hos pital, where he went into convulsions. He died without regaining his reason. The doctors say he bad no symptom of hydrophobia, but was simply frightened to death. ' They Got It for Nothing. From the Detroit Free Press.1 The reason why New York got the foreign Influenza first is that it didn't have to raise any fund and Chicago was not in the field against it AwnUloc Orders. From the Atlanta. Constitution.: ' The 400 in New York are- anxiously waiting for Ward McAllister to tell them when to ap pear in puoi:o witn tne European lnnuenza. THE VLEASDRE OF WINTER. - In meadows where lambkins used to 'sport ' Mo sportive lambs we see; Tbe nights are long, tbe days are short - - And so, alas 1 are we. At morn the rooster later crows, . l'ald offs the yachting crew, Again the nor', nor-easter blows, , The politician, too. r ' Against the pane the raindrops beat . ,y Ihe hunter beats the wood, ' ',,. . In cozy parlorslovers meet And it is meet they should. -J. And dote together there they sit A situation grand, -J . And while ber gentle heart goes pit- ' ' A-pathe pat her band. - - - Be smooths her silken lock! and locks . . Her to his bosom there, ,.... And a tbe has the rocks he rocks ' ' Her in the rocking chair. ' ' i r He Is a youth of good address, For he is dressed to woo, And as he's there his suit to press Her suit be presses, too. .. To press his snit he it not slow, As fast the moments fly, ' Sutwn'en he turns the lamp down lew ' Her color rises high. v - To kiss her lips, those rosebudsjare, " Bare bliss, he thinks, would be, And he would freely kiss ber were She with her kisses free. Bnt In the gloom, from eight to ten," '. From eight to ten takes' hej v t Tbey see a well to court as when They courted by the sea. ' . Oh, witching hoars) oh, honeyed love! Wad cares that summer's flowa-. c ' -"When one beside that parlor stave . ' "".--' Can sit and hold his owaf ';,',- THEfTOPlCAL TALKER. McGiWa. .tikelctaB live Hateee H the LI' Be Let Ue Braw th Lfcw stt iloffi An Interview Whh Hex Ctnn. T7VEB since that skeleton was unearthed by the workmen removing the dUf for the Fort Wayne Railroad enlargement at Jack's Run, Mr. A. M, Watson has been constantly teased by his brethren at the bar. The skeleton was found on Mr, Watson's estate, and the query of his friends has been lately:- "Bay, Mr. Watson, have you discovered the Identity of your skeleton yetr" Mr. Watson enjoys a joke better than any man I know, even if it be on himself, and, after laughing at tbo question daily fired at him for a good while, be be thought him ot a reply which Til MTOIMM C0MMTB,- - . Aad Hi rtr la WMck Titer WM to CaMwf. - D He Hrtsf. Washington, December IB The smb-coa-Eilttee or the House Election Commutes, charged with the arrangement of the contested election cases, completed its work this morn ing, without much difficulty. After some dis cussion it was agreed, that the Republicans should select one case aad the Democrats an other, in alternation, until all were arranged. This course was adopted, with the following re sulting order lor the hearing of the cases: 1. Bmlth versus Jackson, West Vlrclnlv 3. He Ulnnl versus Alderson. Wait "Virginia. I. At kinson versus Pendleton, West Virginia. 4. 1'eatherston versus Cate, Arkansas.' 5. Mudd versus Oompton. .Maryland, fl.- Tbreci Terms Clarke, Alabama. 7. Poser versns Varrett, In diana. . 8. Eowcn versns Bachanan, Virginia, s. Weadell versus Wise, Vlrilnla. 10. Eaton versns Fhelan, Tennessee.' 11. McUaffle versus Tnrpln, Alabama. 12, Chalmers versns Morgan. Alabama, IS. Lanfcston versus Venabla Virginia. U. Mil ler venus Elliott, Booth Carolina. 15. Hill versus Caching's, MIiiImIddI. it. Keraaghan versus Hooker, Mississippi. 17. Goolrlcu versus Bullock, Florida. t No order was made in the case of Baker, versns Forman, Illinois, as this is not a contest but simply a motion on Baker's, part to be al lowed the expenses of the contest which he lnagurated, and afterward abandoned upon the recount of the vote. According to the arrange ment the first case, Smith versus Jackson, West virgin), w jo. oe neara January 7, ana alter that two cases will be beard weekly for two consecutive weeks. An intermission ot a week will follow,and then the regular order will be resumed. The cases are to be reported to the House in the order in which they are heard be fore the committee. This entire arrangement is subject to the approval ot the full committee, which meets to-morrow. OBJECTS TO QUAl'S WTEEPEEEBCE. Sir, Cnlberuon Think IJo Can Look Oat far HI Own District. frilOU A BTATF CORBISrOSPEST.l Washington, December 19. Congressman Culbertson says be is going to have Dr. James Hays, ot Falrvlew, 'appointed to tbe Deputy CbllectorshiD of Internal Revenue in Erie county. It will be remembered that Mr. Cul bertson some time ago recommended Hr. E. E. Chambers for the appointment. Mr. Chambers was one pf the. many Bepublicans who voted for Mr. Scott bnt at the last election came back to tbe Bepnblican party, and by their votes elected Mr. Culbertson. In return for this they demanded one appointment and Mr. Chambers was selected. His recommendation created such a howl that he withdrew his name. Another applicant for -the place is Mr. Jud Hewitt who is charged with being a Democrat Hr. Culbertson, speaking of the matter to day, said: "There .is no chance in tbe world of Mr. Hewitt's appointment. DK Hays will get the place. He is a straleht out Republican. Mr. Quay is not showing his hand in this mat ter, but in other cases In my district be is. I object to this. Both Mr. Quay and State Chairman Andrews are friends of mine, but I don't want to have them interfering in matters which are purely conneoted with my district and which are therefore In my hands alone. I say this in no angry spirit but I want them to understand that they must keep their hands off." For tbe Titnsville postofflce Mr. Culbertson has recommended Mr. George Gilmore. Senator-Quay and Mr. Andrews Tiave two candi dates, Editor Bloss and Mr. Shaddock, bnt Mr. Culbertson is feeling very confident that his candidate will be appointed. A SENSATION IN THE SENATE. A Man Discovered Sitting la, the Gallery Sonnd Asleep. WAarnwoTow, December 19. There was great excitement in the Senate this afternoon when the Senators were in executive session. Looking to the gallery in the northwest corner of the chamber they saw there a man sitting uptight and apparently' taking a good deal of Interest in the proceedings. The utmost con fusion prevailed for a while, and then Captain Bassett was dispatched up stairs to- eject the intruder. The doorkeeper In charge of that gallery unlocked tbo door and escorted the man out He proved to be a young fellow about 18 or 20 years of age, and without a real izing sense of his condition or situation. He had evidently been asleep on a seat when the Benate went into, executive session, and was probably discovered before he had secured any valuable information. He will always, how ever, carry with him the distinction of having been in the gallery while the Senate was sup posedly enjoying the seclusion of a secret ses sion. A gentleman who heard the doorkeeper's description of the man stated that be had seen nim, he thought loafing about the Capitol tor several days, but would not say that he be lieved him to.have concealed himselt -for any ulterior purpose. The incident created quite a sensation, as none of those around the Capitol could remember that a similar one had ever be fore occurred. A HIGHLY ORIGINAL REPORT Which Never Saw the Light Becanse Con sresiman Tarner Objected, rSTECUI, TXXXOBAX TO TUX DISPATCH.! Washihgtoh, December 19. Among the nominations confirmed by the Senate yesterday was that of R. W. Turner for Consul at Cadiz. His appointment was procured by Representa tive Turner, ot Kansas. Consul Turner's first report, was one of the most original and candid ever sent to tbe department He discoursed at length upon the habits of the people of Cadiz, alleging tney would be more attractive if more cleanly. He went into minute details, and de scribed some of their habits in language more plain than diplomats or elegant Soon after this report was received Representative Turner called at the State Department and asked: "How is my namesake getting along? Is he doing anything for his country!" Congressman Turner was shown the original of the report and, after glancing over it he anxiously inquired: "What have you done with -vi. ii V ...t has been sent to tha Government Print ing Office, along with the otbers to be printed," was the reply. "a or neaven-s sara recall 1 1," oxciaimea the Congressman. "Vhv I should be the lantrhinr stock of the whole country." The report .was recalled and re-pigeonholed. OAST AWAI LIKE CBDS0B. " Three Sailors Live for Four Yean Sole Inhabitants- of an Island. rsraCIAI. TELEOBAJI TO TBI DISPATCH. I San Fbab-Cisco. December 19. A passenger on tbe steamer Beljrlc, from tbe Orient tells of the sufferings of Japanese castaways on. the island of San Alessandro, who were rece'ntly rescued. In -October, J885, a small vessel was caught by a gale of wind crossing the Tsugarn Straits and blown out ot sight of land. For 80 days it was tossed about and finally thrown ashore on'the Island of Alessandro. A part of the castaways patched-up tbo junk and sailed away, but three remained to find themselves on an unbabited Island out of the path of all vessels. ' jLookins about they found a'small supply of water, which trickled from a rock drop by drop. Hero they pitched their camp, and lived for four years on sea birds killed with stones, a little fruit from the trees, and fish caught with tackle improvised outof a hairpin and the works of a watch. Tbe fate of those who started from San Alessandro has never been learned. m THE WAI OF LIGHTNING. An Ex-Candidate for Montana Senatorial Honor Talks of tbe Probabilities, rsrXCTAI. TXLXOBAX TO TBI DISPATCH. 1 NKW YonK, December 19. The Hon. E. L. Bonner, a Montana Bepnblican. who until re cently expected to be chosen United States Senator, bad much to say at tbe Fifth Avenue Hotel, to-day, about the Montana election' 'tangle. He thinks Judge Knowles, Mr. Powers or Mr. Herscbnela have tbe best cnances of be ing sent to the Senate by the Republicans. Ex Oavernor Hauser. he believes, is the strongest (Democratic candidate. "The next election," said Air. uonner, --will not be as close ats this last one. but will give the Republicans a majority of some 3,000 or 4,080. A combination ot circumstances made the elec tion close. In three or four years from now the State will give at least 6,000 or 6,000 majority tor the Bepnblican ticket" Confirmed by iho Bennle. Washington, December 19. The following nominations were- confirmed to-day by. the Senate: Cyrus J. Fry, Marshal of Bouth Dakota: Arthur i. Thomas, Governor -of Utah? Benjamin M. Thomas, Secretary of 'New Mexico; Elijah Sells, Becretaryof Utah: tenia H. Tarpley, of Oregon, United States Commissioner for Alaska: .Robert H Kthnrtsnn. InitltnL ni! Alvln BSUndera. f Nebraska Utah Commissioners: KoyaI"A. John son, surveyor uenerai ox Ariuui muuaj r. Cavanagb, Surveyor Ucueral of Washington. CMcres HrmHbc; n tfae'Senato Washikston, December 19. In the Senate to-day Senator'Culiom introduced the Caleago World' Fair bllL Its provisions were seat out t rnm Clhlnacro at tho time the bill was Brewed THE STAptlEirS STOtlES,' itssl JfnlnfiisaB aa-afl QaaIssI tTMfgn iIhiim VAjsa Fm wiuivtiv n wwrm vpvui wruaisasi mi ftjrssssj ' Cars aad CarrMar. T5ATHBB a. pretty story la told of two lady members of one of the prominent theatri cal companies that played in this cltylast week. Both are .beautiful and charming women and talented in their profession. Al thouglutbey traveled and played together day In and day out for some reason, they did not speak to one another oft the stage. They pat up at differont hotel. At the matinee one of the ladies fainted upon the stage. The moment the curtain was rung down, the other rushed to ber prostrate sister and covered ber face with kisses. There was a quick revival and a complete reconciliation at the same time.. Many persons In the audience wondered why the lady who bad fainted was so soon able to continue the performance. Perhaps the kisses bad a great deal to do with it That afternoon -when the play was ended one of the ladles called upon the other at ber hotel, and there was a public kissing scene In the dining' room. PnxB8 hang in tbe sitting room ot the Americns Club a number of large portraits of prominent Bepublicans of this; country. All who seo. them remark upon the excellence ot the likenesses. They" are either costly en- r cravings or well-executed crayons, ana they reveal the good judgment and taste of the gen tlemen who purchased or presented them to the club. There is a full length engravtae of the grave Lincoln, but tbe others are busts urant Walne, Conkling, Quay, Harrison, For aker, Garfield and Beaver. The portraits of Conkling and Blaine, which hang directly op posite on the walls, are particularly notable for their faithfulness to the faces ot tbe great originals. Qshttn Latbobb and It Brent Keyser are two gentlemen oi Baltimore, who are stop ping for a few days at the Hotel Duquesne. They are apparently gentlemen of leisure, Mr. Latrobe is brother to -the Mayor of Baltimore. He is a tall, finely-built man, with a good face and a full brown beard. He says that the visit to Pittsburg is ouly for sight-seeing, that he is not actively engaged in any business, and has no business -interests in view here, ,The two Baltimoreans made a similar visit to Philadel phia, where they remained for nearly a week. They will to-day or to-morrow depart for home. As a matter of fact, the object of their visit is a mystery. 'Jhkbj:'s a nlcej tittle pile of money," one of tbe clerks in Collector Warmcastle's office said to the Stroller yesterday afternoon. It was 3 o'clock, and two gentlemen were just about to depart with the day's collections for tne second national aanK. captain Chamber lain, the cashier, took up a package which looked as if it might be a brick wrapped around with heavy yellow paper. It was a pacige of large bills. His companion, a tall, handsome yonng man, who Is a son of Alderman Leslie, of the Seventeenth ward, took under bis arm a small but heavy bag ot coin. The two men left the office together and stepped off briskly for the bank. "They have J15.O0O there to-day, "the clerk said. "That is a nice bunch pt money, but it 1 not a large collection for one day. Along in May we sometimes take in 1100,000 is cash. That would be a nice lick for some bold highwayman, but they had better not tackle those lads. They carry double-action revolvers ready at band in thai coat pockets." The men certainly looked like courageous fellows, able to take care of themselves. Some days they go to the Second National and some days to the Tradesmen's - National Bank Those twd in stltutrons are designated by the Government as Federal depositories. Tho money does not lie there long. It I drawn out through drafts from the sub-treasury in New York City. The other day a wagon drove up to the door of Collector Warmcastle's office containing $790,000 worth-of revenue stamps. These figures convey some notion of tbe amount of business done in this extensive distriot. 'TnoHAS R. M"boan, 8r., and Thomas B. Morgan, Jr., are at tbe Hotel Duquesne. Tbe elder gentleman is the head of the Morgan Engineering Company, of Alliance, O. Be is tho maker ot the gigantic steam hammers, steam shears and traveling cranes which are employed In nearly every iron-and steel mill in or near Pittsburg. Mr. Morgan Is a little gray headed, pleasant-faced Welshman. His tact and praotlcal Inventive genius have raised him. in a few years from comparative-poverty to' tbe raakof amillionaire. Mr. Morgan is a-close personal and political friend to Major McKln ley. and was a delegate to the last National Re publican Convention at Chicago. He reports business Inlils line to be in excellent condition. He is continually overcrowded with orders. Mr. Morgan is interested also In the Solid Steel Company, owned by the Otis syndicate of Cleveland, pATEOLMAN Gabbtt Ckossan, the hand some'and neat officer who walks Fifth ave nue every day, had a J 10,000 treasury note in his hands yesterday afternoon. It was not his own. Policemen are not given to the possession ot bills of that size. It was handed to him by a gentleman in the Clearing Houso to carry to a bank for change. Mr.Crossanlookedattheblll with a sigh, but the change was not procurable. Even Newell was not prepared to break it CAM Febeman strolled into Quincy Bobl son's cigar store yesterday afternoon. "Speaking of jokes," said Sam, "I have some thing that will beat McGfnty." "What's, that?" Quincy -inquired with interest ''A club," Bam said solemnly. t Yesterday afternoon there was a peculiar scene outPehn avenue. A long funeral procession was on the way to Allegheny Ceme- jtery. In a double carriage near the rear end ot tbe line there were four women and a man. As lheyrode along .they indulged In the most un seemly conduct The man was pinching his companions on tbe arms, and the whole party were laughing heartily, In ntter disregard for the feelings of tbe qulot gentleman riding in the hearse. A BcmTECT Stixlbeeo said yesterday that be bad put two men to work in the Monon gabela House, who are making complete speci fications of every detail of repairing that will be required to restore the building to first-class condition. The work ot fixing the roof on the burned corner .was begun yesterday morning. Keeolns- Wllhla nn Anaroarlatlos. Washinotow, December 19.-The Vice ) President to-day, laid berorethe Senate the report of the Utah Commission on the manage ment of. the Industrial Christian Home, ot Utah Territory. Tbe report says tbat up to November 10, $35,709 bad been expended on the building, leaving $11291 of the appropriation of 50,080 unexpended. Three women and six children aro now tbe occupants ot the home. Tfil-STATE TBIFLES. Adolfh Hkniuci. of Davenport Is-, writes to Mayor Edgerly, ot Lancaster, Pa., to say that he is not dead, but still as completely in the flesh as ever, but he wants Mayor Edgerly to help him to establish that fact Tbe letter says that In l&B he pawned two trunks full of clothing asa then sola the tickets to an Italian named Rossi. The latter was found dead with Henrig's papers in his possession, and the Cor oner had the body burled as tbat of Henrig. The latter being in ignorance of tbe fact that he bad been declared dead, still continued to live. Recently some property has been left to Henrig, and when he laid claim to- It he was in formed that he was long since deceased. Pro tests were of no avail, and even his very pres ence was not satisfactory, and he has set about to Regularly prove his present existence accord ing to the forms of law. The Insane pranks indulged la by the mule owned by Jonathan Hafer, of Bobesonf Berks county, is said to be. due to the fact that the animal was bitten by a dog aad is suffering from hydrophobia. Pansibs that blossomed in the open air were plucked by a Zanes-rUleyoasg lady on Tuesday. Db. A. X. EVASS, of Pottatown Landtag, Chester county, haa eaten no batter for 41 years. Tmwife of a Wheeling grocer missed her favorite pae, After three days the dog was found ia a back room of tbe store uaaer aa in verted bait- btasel measure. EtkbjAmwa Abqelxna . MAMttKSiiML. AUGisTijrA Pattkrson is tbe na'sao ef a Bel- Mt ,, sjefcwl iW. ' FP T .Jf-."" XiXMfT. The CahHatMW Ms Ho4 a YT Je Kc4alaatlHfcf. The O!os dab is bartac qlt 'Je tee'? jastaaw. Last night, tbe wetty teems of Hwelubwew mHed with a gr ef (roasts, wke had oasae to enjoy a pteiminfTe eaefcre Wswimmt, The eresisg was pleasantly pasoioaUa. by various agreeable Interludes, laeJsMw an oyerwpper, which la Itseltwlil beadUM fal reeatalseeaoe to everyone present The is evitabl'e period came all too soon, a little while before the midnight hour. To-night the club will open its doors to an en tertainment oh a mnch larger scale. In the shape of a reception and soiree musicale. TboGuen taer Orchestra will be present, aad several en tirely new solos will be resderrd. A reat num ber ot invitatioaa nave gone forth, aad there seesas every prosaect that the affair will prora a croat cuoooos. The room are being tastefully decorated for tha oeeaajon. aad even the most aseosapro laWag bachelor members are cheerfully lead ing their assistance t the entertainment. TIE SHAW-BQTI BUfTIAlS. A Quiet Cereaear nt 'the BrMa'a Pareat' Residence. The wedding ot Miss Maggie Shaw and Mr, James C Doty was celebrated in a very private unostentatious manner at S o'clock last even ing. The ceremony was performed at the resi dence of tha bride's parents in Bellerue. and Rev. B. F. McQill, of the Sixth U. P. Church, Allegheny, and Her. DrGeorge Purves, ot the First Presbyterian Churcb, Pittsburg, pastors of the bride and groom respectively, were the officiating clergymen. Tne bride is the only daughter ot Mr. Will iam A. Shaw and a very talented, scholarly and benevolent young lady. She is a graduate ot Vassar, and not only a brilliant conversa tionalist but a deep thinker. Mr. Doty Is a member of the law firm of Kennedy A Doty, a Yale graduate and a gentleman in every respect worthy of the prize be has obtained In Miss Shaw. The young couple will spend several weeks in weddiftg travels and will then receive tnevlsica and congratulations of their many lriends. A FINE HEBREW CLUB. Tbe Brnddock Bfonteflore Auoelatloa'a First Promenade Don. The Braddock Montefiore Association, com posed of the Hebrew population of the vicini ty, gave its first annual promenade hop last evening at Leighton's Rink, Braddock. A large attendance, good music and an ex cellent supper made an evening's enjoyment that will long be a bright spot in the memory of those present. Delegations from ail the sur rounding cities, including Pittsburg, helped swell the crowd, and a number of Christian people-graced the occasion with their pres ence. Tbe association was organized less than a year ago, aad many prominent Hebrew citizens of Pittsburg are members of it The primary aim is to raise a subscriotion to equip a Sunday school, and make It sufficiently attractive to in sure good attendance; also to create a fund for the wants ot the needy ot their denomination. TOASTING YAEI0US THINGS. Tho Cochran Literary Society Has aa An nua) Treat. The annual treat of the Cochran Literary Society of tbe Pittsburg Central High School yesterday afternoon was a very pleasant affair. President a C. Jef eris presided, and the fol lowing toasts were offered: "Our Boys," by MiesBalrdf "Our Gkls,"by Mr. Walshr "Sis ter Societies," by Mr. Beams, "Our Society Colors," by Hr. Jackson, and "Our Faculty," by Mr. Monaghan. The latter was responded to by Prof. G. L Stahl. The refreshments were most appetizing and plentiful, and served by the members of the society themselves. Doth young ladles aad gentlemen appearing in ex aggerated white aprons created much merri ment for the entire company. The General Managing Committee was com posed of Mr. a C. Jeferrls, Mr. W. A. Green iand.Mr. Henry Eppinir, Misses Baird and More--land. A MUSICALS GITEB. AGrace Reformed Cbnreh Society Indalge la Harmony. The Brotherhood of Andrew and Philip, of Grace Reformed Cnurcb, corner Grant street and'Webster avenue, gave a most delightful musicale and literary entertainment last even ing to tbeirmany friends. The' singing by Madam Henkler and Dri Vf. T. English was exceptionally-fine. Miss Tillie Gardner captivated the audience bv her recital. Instrumental selections by Prof. John Pilch ard, and Messrs. W. E. Scnmertx, John T. Hoff man. H. H. Phillips. T. C. Euret and Edward and to tils Schmertz were all very creditable to the performers and thoroughly enjoyed by the audience. AN AN50AI EECEFTI0N. Faltoa Council Jr. O. U. A. M. Haa a Terr Enjoyable Time. The annual entertainment and reception.of Fulton Council 117, Junior Order United American Mecbanicswas held in new Turner Hall, Forbes street, last evening. An enthusiastic audience listened to a very interesting literary and musical programme, at tbe conclusion of which the grand march was enjoyed by 800 couples. Dancing was continued until 2 o'clock. Tbe Committee of Arrange ments consist of W. T. Kerr, O. A. Tanner, C. L Wilson. A. W. Smith. G. E. Lemmon. It Warner, J. W. Bakehouse, F. H. Fife, W. H. Mnlulx and B. M. Bardsley. TO BANQUET ME. E'fiEAN., Friend of tbe New Postmaster Arranging for a Modest Spread. Yesterday morning several enthusiastic friend! of James 8. McKean, the hewly ap pointed postmaster, arrived at the conclusion that 1 would he a very nice idea to tender him a little banquet v Tbe aforesaid friends notified the appalntee and obtained bis promise to allow himslf to be banqueted. Then the friends scattered to work tbe highways and byways and tbe cbancest are that some of the "boys" will bare their legs under the Hotel Duquesne mahogany. BAPTIST WILLING WOEIEES. The Fourth Avenue Church Young- Ladle Will Give aa Eatertntameot. The second free entertainment under the di rection or tbe Willing Workers of the, Fourth Avenue Baptist Church will be given this even lng in the lecturo room of the church. The programme comprises two parts and a ten- minute Interlude for social chat will do allowed De6. th0 different .portions. Well-known local talent will favor the audi- enee with musical and literary productions, and a most'enjoyable evening will be the result An Appreciated Concert. A thoroughly appreciative audience listened last evening to the concert In the Third Pres bvterlan Church. Mrs. Jean Wallace Webster, Misses Mamie Reuck. Caroline Sebmertz, Annie Flower, Carrie Lane, Jessie Rayner, and Messrs. Scott, H. a. Brocsett and Frank W. Beal are some of the names that appeared on tbe programme, and 'Miss Madge Irwin was maiden of ceremonies. Social Chatter. Tbx musical parts of the Christmas panto mime fet the benefit of the Newsboys' Home, that will be given on the afternoons of Decem ber 26 and 27,'will be unusually fine. Tbe solos of "Sleeping Beauty" will be snns by Mrs. Emma Wolfe) those of "Red Riding Hoed" by Mrs. Scotr. The choruses of the 'Mother Goose" melodies will be rendered by volunteers from the Mozart, Club and Mr. Carl Better's Ladies' Quartet. Avery enjoyable evening was spent at tbe residence of Mr. and Mrs. George McFarland, No. 28 Lombard street Is night The festive occasion was In honor pt the twenty-flfth wed ding anniversary of mine host and hostess and a great many handsome presents brightened the event presented by friends and relatives who were invited to the celebration. A bazaar was opened in tbe pretty Sunday school room ot the First Cumberland Presby terian Church last evening, which will be con tinued to-night The booths wera all very pretty and: the refreshments served were of a delicious quality. A literary programme was 'enjoyed ia eoaaeeties with the baaaar aad sup per. , PemaDonna Jbck wBl be hoaored" daring her stay In Pittsburg nextweek; by a o'clock tea given fot her by Mrs. E. M. Ferguson, of Fifth avenue, 8hadysite. The date is Decem bers., , -. A'faeWesable tea was lives-let ereafeg by Mrs.K. W. Garde a( Mm Beat Ead. She was asetstad laWrtng ttta lisastaf e that cheers By her aswahtaie Mie-HasHHsnmd Miss Uerdee.- A.vtfy delightful cee was rendered-laet "-" -- Fa. A'MttttLJMt -i - "-rrTIsfflfT r.ntfMYSiTfQIS.'l v - z -.v?Bpr3 Over 2,000 feet of the Hudson river inn--.. .1H...V. ..-j rr '. rf i; eel have been excavated. The King of Italy hsnlf to King Menelik a carved wooden throne iZ! i'rfeet' high. . - Ice in the Penobscot river, in.MajneiSK three feet thick. Icemen are expectfngltheW best crop for years. ';- William Gwynn, of Napa, CaLcarries. a watch tbat is more than 160 years old-llt-keeps first-rate time. ' -",5 " One million dollars of gold colnFweigba 8,685 pounds avolrdupois,and 1.000,000 of auver. '--coin weighs 68,920.9 pounds avolrdnpoi3.,!Sg"-'rf. After 47 years of assiduous labo'rMraSf-V a Lizzie Weaver, a Brideeton. N. J w"oSanM'5C' u"j uuuucu. uuj ijuus ox ojjjto patcnes.T , A new .French invention Is a smokes bomb. Intended to be fired into the ranks of toff enemywbo uses smokeless powder, and'obj u.oua iivit, k 3BS1 John Brnidschat, of Holland CitT.Mieh? uougut a oorss one uay tor j our oushtls oft ear. com and sold It the next day for 12 bushels of- ?. p.ow mucn oia no nuuter - The rise of the price of ivorr mavfbV described by tbe statement that the great cut- iery mm in oceiueia. xurager a Sons, used! to S?600 J'0", but they have Iatelypald 1.280, and in some special cases as highVas Burglars recently broke into a house Ja-S , London, bnt obtained little booty for theif!-n.-pains. A newspaper, in giving an account of !N'. tha affair, spoke of much valuable property"'--! they overlooked. Acting on this hint tbe"3"- rascam lrt & lli-nnn 1ie And tnarfa -4 haul, They left a note expressing their obliga tions to tbe newspaper reporter. A three-story wagon was captured at' "t Martinsville, Md, a few days since. The first' story under the running gear was a chicken coop of live chickens, the second sandwiched -between the first and third and hidden from view was devoted to "moonshine" spirits, tbe third was laden with tobaeco and fodder for sals at figures much above the market prices. Frogs are improving with the rest of the world, and are evidently developing a capability for .turning tbe tables on theirpcrsecutors. One ot tne frogs put into the snake .cage at the Worcester (Mass.) Natural History Museum, to be swallowed, turned swallower and "ab sorbed" so much black snake tbat the latter died after being pulled from the jaws of the nghpsgfrog. The Sahara desert is said to be grow ing. The fertile strip of Egypt is less than it was within historic times, and the sands are invading Tunis. A French scientific commissioner reports to bis Government tbat the whole southern part of Tunis is gradually becoming desiccated. The commissioner, Mr. E. Blanc, cannot suggest any measure for sav ing the oasts of the desert from extinction. Sufficient water cannot be obtained by any means to support vegetation. An interesting case has been concluded before the Austrian Court of Appeal. At the funeral of the Crown Prince the Mayor of Horitz, in Bohemia, called together the Town Council to pass a vote of condolence with the Imperial house. After having addressed the Town Councillors the Mayor asked them to . rise as an expression of their grief. AH rose except one Councillor, who remained seated. This was regarded as an offense to a member ot ' the Imperial family and it has been punished with two months' Imprisonment A drunken farmer came near wrecking a Battle Creek Bank the other day. He fooled around the saloons after selling his wheat until about 5 p. ji., and then tried -to deposit his money, but of course, found the bank closed. In his befuddled condition Jie could only inter , pret the case in one way; so he climbed into his wagon and told every man be met on the way home that tbe bank had gone up. The next morning an excited crowd of farmers hurried to town, and it took a heap ot talk to explain ,tbe facts and keep them from starting a run on the bank. A remarkable phenomenon was wit nessed on Morgan street San Francisco, the other morning. It was nothing more or less ' than a shower of small crabs. They ranged in size from that of a dime to a dollar piece. In front of a barber shop a bootblack named Tony Ambrosia, was engaged in cleaning spit-" toons. With a terrific whoop be, left the work, when the shower of tiny crustaceans from tho clouds descended, filling tbe cuspidors, calling on all the saints in the calendar to save nim. Several of the creeping creatures were secured by a newspaper man, who placed them at tha.,. disposal ot the Academy ot Science. - v The, "marble man," with whose -ditfc,. covery all Australia has been'rinrfoswuroslW'Wf out to be a clever fraud instead of an ancientw fossil. An Impecunious Italian conceived the brilliant Idea of its production, which, with the assistance of confederates, he was able' to carry out. A slab of marble was obtained from the quarries and cut into' something like the shape of a man, and two confederates well diegers quietly buried the "fossil" deep down in the earth, wbere they triumphantly found It on the following day. Local credulity was equal to the occasion, and the Italian resarded his "marble man" as a sure fortune, as, no doubt it would have turned out to be had not the scruples of one of the confederates led him to confess the fraud. The hottest region on the earth is on the southwestern coast of Persia, where Persia borders tbo gulf of the same name. For 40 consecutive days in the months of July and August tbe thermometer has been known not to tall lower than 100, night or day, and to often run nn as high as 128 in tbe afternoon. At Bahrin, in the center of the torrid part of the torrid belt as though it were nature's In tention to make the region as unbearable as possible, no water can be obtained from dig ging wells 100, 200, or even GOO feet deep, yet a comparatively numerous population contrive to live there, thanks to copious springs, which break forth from the bottom, of the cnif. more than a mile from shore. The water from these springs is obtained by divers, wboBive to the bottom and fill goatskin bags with the cooling liquid and sell it for a living. The source of these submarine fountains is thought to be in the green hill of Osman, some 600 or 600 miles away. ' Bear hunting is attended with extraor dinary success in Austria and Hungary this year. Tbe aristocratic hunting club in Hun gary bagged 20 bear and one wolf in theSzol nok country, three bears were killed near the Adelsberg Grotto. Count Windisch Graetz shot another in the Tyrol, and in tbe. Honnentbal beyond Trient two bears were killed. Here it is- the custom to tie a lamb to a tree stump In a forest clearing, and the. banters remain con cealed on tne leewara siaa mat tne bear may not scent them. Uurinctone of the last bear hunts in Hungary a young lawyer missed tbe bear, wbo then attacked him, and a terrible combat followed, which must bare ended fa tally to the man had henotsucceeded in insert ing bis loaded rifle into the beast's jaws and then firing. He was fonqd badly hurt by the animal's claws. In Galicia a very large bear was hit with small shot and only slightly hurt and be tore the huntsman to pieces and hurt three drivers before be could be killed. TO PROVOKE A SMILE. It is the diamond miner who Is the most successful discover of strata-jems. Puet. Nowadays the humblest Bussian peasant can be aa lnfluenzial a tha Czas.BingHamton Republican. . , The man who is"aIone with his thoughts" often Is surrounded by the deepest solitude. Horn StntlneC Bosebush Pid you hear what the gar dener said about your tieraarsm No. Rosebush-He said be was going to put you tnrongh a course of sprouts. Pttck. Mrs. Slatterly (to her servant) Come rlghtlnhere, Mary, and eat your sapper with the, family. ilary Xo, thank'ee, msm;I only came here to -earn my wajes not to be looked down on. fuck. PBOOF POSITIVE.' Tls evidence quite certain Of a wooing rather rash. When yon see a tinge or powder On a young man's dark mustache. Judgi. A Tailor-Made Pun. G'aggs Yon can't tell me the difference between my tailor and your lawyer. Warp NonseniAl Tft farmer tries to snit his crowds, and the latter tries to crowd his suits. ;j Judge. i Wouldn't Let Hlnx Btart In. Jones-;! ' suppose you" take lots of comfort with your newi baby. Brown? Brown-Wen, I should sayso. Letmetellyou howeimnlnffhelti- - Jone-I'd very much like to hear; but to tell thji trntni'mdue on the next blocxiournounuiu now. Sob e other time, Broiro.-vww. TUBSINa A WrMtAN'S HEAD. While women's minds may be secnrM And not so fickle as Is said. A pasalnx bonnet' almost ior To turn a woman' bead. And let two upon the street. 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