i A m COSTS BIG BOODLE. -3$ 'ril 'nooi.rmtiftn nf tha 50 nnft Pnlifn L1 Electric Switch Board. -HOST COMPLETE IN THE COUNTRY. The Frame and Ornaments to be Made of Honduras Mahogany. GKEAT YALUE OF THE GALTAXOMETEES "The finest and most complete electric apparatus in the shape ot a switch board in this country, if not in the world, is that "which we shall hare in the Bureau of Elec tricity when our arrangements are com pleted," said Morris Mead, the Chief of the Bureau, yesterday. And a view of the bine print plans of the board confirmed the opinion of the Chief. The frame and ornamental panel work are to be constructed of dark Honduras ma hogany, richly carved, the whole structure being 13 feet wide hy 15 feet high from the floor to the top scroll when the switchboard Ss placed on the pedestal or connter provided forit. The main panel at the back upon which the instrument are mounted will be constructed of highly finished slate marble ized, ope inch thick" with provision for 40 metallic signal circuits and 10 metallic alarm ciicnits. The whole cost of the board is $9,135. The $9,000 SicUchboard. The front of the switchboard is divided into six compartments, of which these in the upper two corners tre used to hold an nunciator drops, showing the exact line wnich is working, either from telegraph service or an alarm running in. The center compartment in tbe top row has indicators which show what companies are in service at any fire. TESTEfG APPARATUS. The two lower corner divisions are occu pied by switching and testing apparatus, testing on either side 40 metallic signal cir cuits and ten metallic alarm circuits. All the switches are furnished with switch straps for test purposes, consisting of split German silver springs, to assure ease of movement and perfect contact. The center compartment in the lower row contains 40 upright or Breguet galvanome ters, to constructed that if the lines are iu their normal condition the needle shall be vertical. Any deviation to the right or left indicates some defect or irregularity in the working of the line. There are eight rows of these galvanometers, five in each row, in cased in a front of very heavy French plate gljis. The advantage to be derived irom this new arrangement is that the operator, while testinc, has the whole details in front of him without the trouble and loss of time entailed in stooping over the small galvano meters on a desk or counter. Thev will be on the level of his face, about in height, and one glance will reveal the whole posi tion of the line. IHE QAXVXjrOarEIXB'S TVORK. A large center disk in the scroll work of the top part of the hoard will contain a large upright standard Breguet galvanome ter to show the condition of the alarm cir cuit, which is done with a large and com plex index dial. The board is also to be furnished with a theostat and bridge for a finer character of testing, and requiring more particular investigation snch as the .testing of insulation. The whole apparatus is arranged so that from! to 100 cells can be switched on if desired. All the mounting and connecting of the whole apparatus is to be done without any interference with the telegraph service, of the fire alarm work of the city. The rear or the hack of the frame is to be completely inclosed with four pairs of panel doors hung with brass hingrs on suitable separating strips and tarnished with brass locks, hooks and brass kevs, any use of iron in any shape being forbidden in the construction ot the apparatus. BE SURE AND ATTEND, For Wo Are Golnc to Slake Thincs hum this week at our popular stores. We've had the biggest season's business since we are established anfij we are going to dispose of the balance of our heavy weight suits and overcoats. Store is open until 9 o'clock evenings, starting on Wednesday, December 18. Prices on men's overcoats nnd suits will be cut in three parts. Men's suits, all wool, $7 50, worth $16. Men's overcoats at $6, worth $15. Genuine chin chilla overcoats. $8, worth $18. Men's cut awav and sack suits in foreign diagonals end broidwaies at $10, usually sold at $23 and $25. B.ememberChristnias week at the P. C. C. C, corner Grant and Diamond streets, opposite the new Court House. Holiday Excursion Ticket! on the Pennsyl vania Railroad. Pursuant to the usual policy of aiding its patrons in the interchange of social visits during the holidays, the Pennsylvania Eail- road Company will, this season, .place on sale at all its ticket offices, excursion tickets to be sold between the various stations on the system at the rate of 2 cents per mile in each direction. ' The holiday excursion tickets will be sold from December 21, 1889, to January 1, 1890, inclusive, valid for return until January 4, 1890, inclusive. This arrangement, however, does not ap ply to the tale of excursion tickets between Sew Yort and Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washington, in either direction, nor be tween any one of the above-named cities and any other of these mentioned. Pianos and Organ. 'Xew 5-octave parlor organs. $44. -3f e-w TJ-octave upright pianos, $175. Second-hand 7U-octave square nil square pianos, S30,$100.$123. jfoojlo ofo o fo a 1 o o a at EoHnnilnnHnnHnnWnni Second-hand 5-octave organs, $10. . ' -fStore open nights till 9 o'clock. S. ECHOLS, MCMURBAT & CO., XSi Sandusky st. TUSSU Allegheny, Pa. r iKed onr advertisement, this paper, if m i - tcrested in furs. See this fur department; OSfSOe mufis to finest sealskin coats, -v-i BOGOS&-EUHX, - i Allegheny. Mufflers, ainnlers. (Our prices will please yon. . (KitaBLE & Shdstee, 35 Fifth aTe. s jrwsn. Tbo Pnly House In Botb Cities That gives a magnificent Christmas hand kerchief box free of charge to every pur chaser of a half dozen of handkerchiefs is Kaufmans' Grand Depot , ' Fjiralture. font hundred different styles of bedroom nlts H prices. 2L Setbebt & Co., Allegheny. r r '' -cotr Great DUcarery. Important to verTbodT.. -See "ad." on i .- t- 'rry S1 riANOS AND OBGAKS AT SACRIFICE. Prices Before Removal to Firth Avenue. At Henrick'a Temple of Music. Intending to occupy the remodeled room 79 Filth avenue after January 1, and desir ing to move as little stock as possible, prices on new and second-hand instruments have heen reduced so that buyers can save from $75 to $150 on new pianos and from $40 to $75 on orgaus. New pianos for $250, worth $400; organs for $75, worth $150; second hand pianos from $40 to $150, worth twice as much; second-hand organs worth $35 to $65. The stock embraces snch celebrated makes as Chickering & Sons, "Wheelock & Co., Hallet & Davis. Steinway & Sons, Knabe, Decker & Sons, Stnyvesant and Demarest pianos and Farrand & Votey, Estey, Kim ball, Wilcox & White, Shonwger and Bur dett organs. Over 150 pianos and organs to select from, and buyers should come early to have the choice. Instruments selected for holiday presents will he set aside and delivered at desired time. Easy payments arranged. Store open until 9 o'clock evenings until January 1. Bemember Hhe place and call earlv. Henkick's Temple op Music, 435 Wood street, Between Fifth ave. and Diamond st, 8,15,19,22 - Kotblnc In the World Will equal our great holiday week sale. Grand and complete closing out of heavy weight overcoats and heavy weight suits in our store. Make the best of it and call dur ing the week. It's a paying investment for you. What makes a better Christmas present than a nice overcoat or a suit of clothes? Men's all-wool overcoats this week only $Q, worth S15; men's suits, in cutaways and sacks, at $7 50, worth $18; men's chin chilla overcoats at $8, worth $18; men's ele gant dress suits $10. worth ?Z5. .Don't miss this chance. Holiday week is a hummer at our store. Clothing will be bundled out at a double quick pace. Bemember Christmas week at our big stores. P- C. C. C, Cor. Grant and Diamond sts., opp. the new Court House. Open nntil 9 o'clock evenings, starting Wednesday.December 18. Now Is tbo Time To make your selection of a piano or organ, while our stock is yet complete. A more magnificent array ot beautiful instruments is not to be found in the city. We have pianos and organs at prices and terms within the reach of all. The great Kranich & Bach, the Stultz & Bauer and Jas. M. Starr pianos. The incomparable Miller & Packard Organs, to be found only at this establishment. Come and see for yourself. LECELNER & SCHOEJTBEBGEB, 69 Fifth ave. lS53-Thlrty-Mr Years 1SS9 In the jewelry business, the reputation for fair dealing and low prices has long been established. Onr prices on diamonds and watches are positively lower than any other house in the city. We guarantee you a saving of 20 per cent on parlor clocks and bronzes, this is no idle boast; our stock of rings is very large and complete; all the latest novelties in silverware; it nndoubted lv will pay you to visit Hauch's Jewelry Store, 295 Fifth ave., near Washington st wfsu Xmu Oflerinc A beautiful panel entitled, "Christmas Morning," will be presented to each pur chaser of one pound of tea, one ponnd of baking powder, or two pounds of coffee, at all the stores of The Great Atlantic and Pacific Tea Company, on Monday, Decem ber 16, and every day until Christmas. Be sure to get one. Our stores are located as follows: 34 Fifth ave., Pittsburg. 1703 Carson st, Pittsburg. 4314 Butler st, Pittsburg. 6127 Pen n ave., Pittsburg. 128 Fifth ave.. McKeesport. 126 Federal st, Allegheny. Book for tbe Holiday. For 52 years the Messrs. Pratta hare sold good bargains in books, Bibles and albnms in Pittsburg. They are very extensively known here for fair and square dealing, and have a splendid stock now open at 428 Woodst Ale and porter are the correct drinks for December, January and February. Frauen heim & Yilsaek's brews are the favorites with connoisseurs. Have Ton Seen Oar Holiday Bazaar t It is the grandest thing of the kind ever seen west of the Allegheny mountains. The glister and glitter of thousands of toilet sets, manicure sets, shaving sets, workboxes (fin ished in ivory, horn, pearl and silver), is a sight that fairly dazzles the eye. The at traction, however, that looms over and above everything are the verv low prices named for these beantiful goods. Come to-morrow. KATJPMA2JNS' GBAXD DEPOT. Cot in Two, The prices on all our ladies and misses' wraps, plush sacques, 40 inches, at $11 99 and up. Jackets at $7 49 up; $1 98 for stockinette jackets. How do these prices strike vou? $40 goods at $20; $30 ones at $15. They must go. , Thornton Bkos., 128 Federal st, Allegheny. Fine Clocks, Bronzes, Silverware Table ware, Etc Secret society emblems, K. T. and 32 charms and rings, fine jewelry, etc. An ele gant line of goods for holiday presents. Very low prices. Jas. McKee, Jeweler, 420 Smithfield st, 1 door below Diamond at Store open every evening, Men's overcoats in beavers, chinchillas, kerseys, etc., worth anywhere from $22 to $32, at Gusky's this week tor $15 only. Overcoats. Montenac, chinchilla 'and Kersey over coats ready-made and to order, atPitcairn's, 434 Wood street Handkerchief, Handkerchiefs. Enable & Shustek, 35 Fifth ave. MWSU Men's overcoats in beavers, chinchillas, kerseys, etc., worth anywhere from $22 to $32, at Gusky's this week for $15 only. Christmas Is Almost Here. If vou have not made tout selection. choose from the following list of desirable I iurnuure; Turkish chairs, Easels, Howard chairs, Euchre tables, Platform rockers, Easy chairs, Floor rockers, fancy chain, Colonial rockers, Gold divans, Antique rockers, Gold chairs, Seaside rockers, Hat racks, Moorish rockers. Hall glasses, Adams rocKcrs, jH.an cnests, Brockway rockers, Hanging cabinets, Brass easels. Mantel cabinets, Bamboo easels, Music cabinets, Oak easels, Music portfolios, Cherry easels, Eeed chairs, Clothes poles, Bevolying chairs, Bric-a-brac tables, Rotary bookcases, Bric-a-brac pedestals, Shell chairs, Plush chairs, Xeather couches, Brocatelle chairs, Plush conches, Tapestry chairs, Bug couches, Shaving stands, Tapestry couches, Toilet tables. Bookcases, Toilet stands, Blacking cases, Cabinets, Butler's trays, Chairs, China closets, Dressing tables, Curtain cases, Dining tables, Card-tables, Divans, -Chiffoniers, Desks, Backers, " Oievals. Yon are respectfully invited to make an inspection. P. CSchoeneck, Txsn ' 711 Liberty streef. Diamonds at Henry- TerheydenVi, C30 Saushfield straet. ..i-'v v '-. v; A NUTS HOT AND COLD. SomexSay It's One Thing or the Other Others Say It's neither, BUT THE FACT STILL EEMAIHS That Properly Between Fifth and Sixth Avenues is Wanted. ARE E0ADS BDRIING THE HATCHET? Interest in the discussion of the question as to who struck Mr. Patterson is waning in this city since the controversy began rela tive to the attempted purchase of property between Fifth and Seventh avenues, north of Cherry alley. The facts seem to be that the following properties have been pur chased: Oak alley church and lot, $79,000; Hogan's property at $52,000; George John ston bought the Patrick heirs' property on the corner of Seventh avenue and Cbarry alley for $34,000, in the name of Lang & Sheppard. Hogan's property has been bought for $52,000, and the seller is said to have learned that he might have had $70,000 for it had he known everything, but that the sale- was still profitable to tbe late owner. In addition, Drs. Bamsay, McKelvey and Daly have all had offers for their properti.es. An offer has also heen made for the Mead, Mrs. Moorhead's, the U. p. Church and the Walters property, fltaf aF Iia Cnlqnn IipirA and thftt of tbe African Methodist Church Society, back of 1 tne Uuquesne Hotel, mkj teet square, wnu 12 small houses. For this property, the in come from which is appropriated to the payment of colored preachers' salaries, a trade was offered in the shape of E. B. Ma hood's property on Center avenue, for which $38,000 was paid at the last recorded sale. The trustees of the church property were told, it is said, they could have $50,000 from another party, so the trade was not made. The property now yields $2,500 a year net DOUBTS ON ALL SIDES. Said one man who was discussing the matter with some others on Fourth avenue: "I don't see why, if the Pennsylvania Bail road is in the deal, Herron Ss Sons were not given charge of negotiations." Said an other: "The order came direct from Phila delphia, and Superintendent Pitcairn had nothing to do with it, which I suppose is the reason Herron & Sons did not get a shy at it." Another person who is supposed to know a good deal about the workings of the Pennsylvania Bailroad said there were good reasons to believe that the Pennsylvania Bailroad was not buying any Sixth avenue or Cherry alley property from Seventh ave nue down to Bixtn, or any property on a nut and Smithfield street. Some of his reasons are that the Pennsylvania Bailroad does not do business in the haphazard way that the purchasing of any property on any of the streets named is being done; that property was offered to tbe Penn sylvania Company in that section but a short time ago at low rates and noth- ing could be done. The company did not care to bur, and some of the same property was offered to Pennsylvania Bailroad offi cials high in authority as an investment, at a much less price than some of the prop erty has been reported as being sold for, holding out to them tbe idea of speculation, and no sales could be made. It seems to be nothing but a speculative move something such as Diamond street and widening Cherry alley from Seventh avenne to Sixth ave nue, with a view of enhancing the property along Cherry alley, as the Pennsylvania Bailroad will put a depot on Seventh ave nue in the near future. W. A. Herron & Sons, who have been known for a long time to represent the Pennsylvania Bailroad in most all land deals, were seen in regard to the Pennsylva nia Bailroad reported purchase, and while they would sav nothing they rather laughed at the idea of the Pennsylvania Bailroad purchasing the property named or presum ing that the company would hire two or three agents, which would mean that the company was using competition against it self. The road could get to Fifth avenue much nearer and at half the cost than to go down Cherry alley. ' DIVEETINQ SUSPICION. In another quarter it was said that the reason assigned for renudiating the idea that the Pennsylvania Bailroad would em ploy a number of agents to do the work was exceedingly fallacious, and that the idea that would first suggest itself to the officials of the company was that it would be best to put the matter into the hands of a number of agents so as to divert suspicion. One man said the aim of the Pennsyl vania Bailroad was to get as near the center of business as possible in order to get the local custom back that had been taken away by the cable cars, which he said amounted to $500,000 a yea-. To this Dr, Bam replies that the P. B. B. had never shown any special desire to get into the heart of the business center, as it might have done so years ago. He scouted tbe idea that it was a depot that was wanted, and this led to a pretty general discussion, the concensus of opinion being that a rail way combination was on fool, and that if the P. B. B. once got to the Monongahela river on stilts it would be a small matter subsequently to get down to crossing at grade. It was said that tbe only hitch was that railway corporations did not possess the right of eminent domain at terminal points, and Conncilb could only control streets, so corporations in snch cases must buy right of way. Said one who refused to be named: "The object is to get across the river, and the company will get across. ANOTHEE BOAD NEEDED. "The Panhandle Bailway bridge is no longer sufficient to accommodate the traffic, and there must be another. Bailway com panies sometimes fight each other, in order to throw dust in the eyes of the people, but they understand each other and work to gether most of the time. The Pennsylvania Bailroad has already seenred the right to run to the exposition, and it has enough power in the management of that institu tion to appropriate it in time. If this move only means the widening of Cherry alley. why is the course of purchase diagonal through tbe square? "There is still another theory, and it is in brief that the traction and horse railway companies have already monopolized Smith field and Wood streets, and the latter will soon be impassable for team, and as the latter must be allowed some consideration and room to keep down a popular uprising, tbe whole project is a syndicate arrange ment to secure the widening of Cherry alley for the accommodation of vehicle traffic, and is to be worked in connection with the Diamond alley widening project There will next snmmer be no other outlet for wagon traffic" Mr. Glonlger, of Black & Baird, who have been moving extensively in the mat ter, refused to say-anything whatever re garding it, and the only thing on which all agree is that the ownership of property be 'tween the sontheast corner of Sixth and Cherry and the northwest corner of Fifth and Smithfield streets is at present a mighty nice thing. Men's overcoats, all styles, including capes and ulsters, 512 only, at Gnsky's great unloading sale this week. Pbettt-faced dolls in abundance at lowest prices in town, at Busy Bee Hive, Sixth and Liberty. Diamonds at Smithfield street Henry Terheyden's, 530 Men's overcoats, all styles, including capes and ulsters, $12 only, at Gusky's great unloading sale this week. To-3Iorrow, Yon Cau buy an all-wool overcoat, a cassimere suit and a pair of suspenders for $12 at the P. a C. O.; cor; Grant and Diamond sts., opp. the new Court Honse. Silterwabk large stock. --Hisar TiiHEXDEN. 630 Saithilcld, ?' afgaaaplgwg SPECIAL HOLIDAY ANNOUNCBJHBKT. OtoJW. BlBg.;fc Co., Coper Sixth Avenae nnd ttmithneld Street. A WEALTH OI -NOVELTr IN THE .a-KJ. BOOM. Tlii beautiful store presents a scene or splendor in the Christmas attractions this year. The windows are gorgeous with color and the picturcsqueness ot the display draws a constant throng around them. A few or the specialties which characterise the house at this season will be touched upon in this article. THE HOTVAKD WATCH. This is headquarters for the sale of these celebrated timepieces. You can find alt styles for ladies and gentlemen, In Pai fancy and jeweled cases, at prices to suit all. In the United States navy these watches are great favorites, as testified by Lieut. Greefy and Capt Leslie, who state that in a period of nine months, during which a trip to Japan was made, a variation of only five minutes took place. DIAMONDS AND OTHEE PEECIOUS STONES. Diamonds, rubies, emeralds and sap phires of purest qualities, set and unset Necklaces, pins, rings, earings, in profu sion. Some beautiful enamel pieces, in floricultdral designs, set with diamonds, are most exquisite. Other pieces of rare beauty heighten the effect of this depart ment STERLING SILVER chests, containing full sets knives, forks and srjoons. Cases disDlavin? rich and ornate pieces, Buch as bowls, ladles, cream and sugar, ice cream set, and special patterns of many other objects. Everything of the standardand fancy order in silver is comprehended in this stock. THE GORGEOUS AET BOOM teems with beauty; Eoyal Worcester, Hun garian, Doulton, Dresden, Crown-Derby and Louche t porcelain in multifarious forms. Carrara marble and bisque figures, busts, etc. Beal bronze in a lavish number of fine pieces, intermingled with silver bronze and gold bronze objects. Piano and library lamps without number, in brass and oxi dized silver. Brass dressing tables, mirrors, sconces, etc. A very large line of white Mexican onyx clocks, as well as brown onyx; black marble clocks. MartiniVerni tables. Sixteenth century. Cut glass,candelabra,and a host of other objects for interior decoration. This art room is one of tbe great sights of Pittsburg, and during the interval between jiow and Christmas should be visited by all in search of novel ideas for gifts. THE NOBLE WINDOWS are charmingly arranged one of the most attractive objects within is a model of a loco motive with clock, barometer, thermometer and compass. The brass and onyx cabinets and tables are the choicest things extant. The halLclock, with French movement, is a beantiful piece of work. BY ALL 2IEANS VISIT THE BIGGS' STOBE. Everything to attract, allure and tempt yon to spend your money; bnt as is well un derstood a most reasonable place at which to deal. Get your things selected and laid away before the crush comes, which is sure to occur soon. o Oh! The Elegant PInno Received br Cer tificate 262. lo the Ererett Piano Clnb ThU'Wcck. This member selects one of the most beau tiful upright grand pianos ever brought to the city and only pays $1 per week. The price to members of the clnb is $75 less than the piano can be sold in the old time way of buying in small lots. Our club system allows us to contract for 550 pianos at one purchase. We have enough members to bring in the price in cash each week, hence they get the lowest cash price and have the privilege of 51 weekly payments. Onr store is full of pianos set aside for Xmas, and we have added a new wareroom at 21 Federal st to make room for our immense stock ot fine grade piano. We allow -our members to take their pianos at any time on tbe same payments asked by other dealers, and give them the price obtained by the club con tract We will save you $75 in' tbe price and give you the finest piano made. But we do not sell that cheap, shoddy stuff ad vertised by some dealers. The people know that we are piano makers by trade, and we know that such goods would kill our repu tation. We have a number of odd pianos such as Weber, Enabe, Decker, Kranach & Bach, Gaehle, Hallet Ss Davis and others, which are in the way. We need the room they ocenpy and we will dispose of them at cost, so come now ana mate yonr selection. You will receive courteous attention, and if we cannot please yon then we will not ex pect you to buy. Alex. Boss Music House, 137 Federal st, Allegheny. tAOE CURTAINS. Special Low Price for tbe Holiday Season. "We have a very large variety of lace cur tains, ranging in price from $1 to $20 per pair. All have been reduced to run them out prior to January 1. . If you wilt only come in and look over the stock we are certain you will purchase, as we are offering qualities that have never been placed on this market for the money. Edwaed Geoetzinoeb, 627 and 629 Penn avenue. The last week of the large bankrupt auc tion sale of drygoods, carpets, rugs, etc., at 723 and 725 Liberty st, corner Eighth. Be member the coming week, commencing Monday, DecemDer 16, will be the last chance you will have to secure some of the immense bargains that has made this sale so justly popular. Parties having goods on deposit must call during this, the last week, and secure them. The Crasb, tbe 6masb, tbe Club Of our prices of ladies' newmarkets, wraps and jackets has not yet stopped. Some more, and bigger reductions than ever are on the list for to-morrow. With a few dol lars in yonr pockets you can now buy one of the finest garments in the land at Kauf-' manna' Cloak Department. Clonk! nt Cat Prices. All newmarkets, jackets, plush sacques, misses and children's cloaks greatly reduced. Come now for great bargains at Bosenbaum es uos. winssu Ale and porter are the correct drinks for December, January and February. Frauen heim & Vilsack's brews are the favorites with connoisseurs. Z. Wainwbight & Co.'s ale and porter are unquestionably the most popular winter drinks. Kept by the leading dealers, wsu Every Shoestore Advertises Christmas slippers. Kaufmanns' alone can truthfully claim, however, tbe largest as sortment, the handsomest styles, the lowest prices. Any day this week at Gusky's great un loading sale, men's stylish and handsome suits at $8, $10 and $12 only. Get "Christmas Mornlng."with vour tea, coffee and baking powder, at the stores of The Great Atlantio and Pacific -lea Com pany. EXTBA good value in 46-w wide all wool black cashmeres at 50, 60, 75. Z5 cents and $1 a yard. Huocs & HACKS. ttssu ' v Costs, Wraps and Jackets For holiday gifts. Unable & Shusteb, 35 Fifth ave. MWSU 1 Men's overcoats, silk faced, stylish and handsome, $8 and $10 only at Gusky's great unloading sale this week. A Free Concert. Swiss music boxes in great varletv, from $1 up to $200, at E. G. Hays & Co.'s. 75 Ffth ave. , wrsu Hen's overcoats, silk laced, stylih.Bd handsome, $9 and flOealy at Gusky's grwt unloading gait thie.wk.. .,'" AGAINST A FIRE BOiT Captain Patterson Says One Couldn't be Utilized in Pittsbnrg. WATER TOO LOW IN THE HARBOR. Eivermen Feel Generally That Such a Boat is Not Needed. SOME OTflEK OBJECTIONS ALLEGED Captain Leander O. Patterson does not believe much in the procurement of a fire nnd police patrol boat for service on the rivers here. He gives many reasons why it will not be serviceable. Captain Patterson is a veteran in river service, and one of the best posted men here in regard to river matters. He is not now actively in the harness, has retired from the pilot house to enjoy his elder years in quiet and to act only as a spectator of the activities of his fellow men. Captain Patterson said: "That scheme for a patrol boat is a nonsensical one. It will be about the softest snap for the iellows on it that you ever heard of. They won't J have anything to do." It was suggested to Captain Patterson, by a friend who was standing near, that the command of the proposed vessel would be a soft berth for him. The Captain said: "I would not accept anything, high or low, from the city government. WATEB TOO LOW. "In the first place the vessel would have to be so small, beoauseof its light draft, that it could not have great engine power. It could not have a draft of as much as three feet to enable it to move about the harbor here during the drv season, unless the dam at Davis Island Is kept up all the time. They may be able to keep that up, but I doubt it "It would be of little use to put out a fire iu a steamboat It yen can't put out a steamboat fire with about three buckets of water you had betterrun. It is bound to burn up like a chicken coop. The boat might be of some service inhaulingaway the other boats lying near it, and confining the fire to the one boat Snch a boat could not operate like a fire engine, which gets up steam as it rushes on its way to a fire. On the boat they would have to keep up steam all the time The thing would be costly without much service. "There Is a fire boat in St Louis. What do you suppose is its chief service there? Washing off the wharves. But our wharves do not become muddy like those of St Louis, and we have no ned of such work here. In St ' Louis the fireboat does the work well. "The tireboats in New York and Chicago are of service in extinguishing fires along the docks, but there the situation is verv different from here. The docks are covered with mills, residences, elevators and great lumberyards right at the water's edge. Here snch is not the case except in rare places. Onr wharves are long and our buildings and mills as a rule a long way from the water. CAN'T THBOW THE WATEB. "It is folly to talk of throwing a stream of water from the river to the top of the Mo nongahela House. Chfef Evans thought be cause he got two Amoskeag engines together to throw a stream nearly horizontal along the wharf, for over SOO feet, that he could throw water to the top of tbe Monongahela House. Bnt he couldn't do it Any man of sense knows that it makes no difference how far you can throw water on dress par ade. It is what you can do in real service that counts. There isn't an engine in this city that can throw water over the Monon gahela House. "Chief Brown says that he would keep the fireboat busy in the winter time breaking the ice on the river. That is rather non sensical talk; What good will it do to keep the ice broken here? It cannot assist navi gation when the river is frozen up below. Beside, there is no ice to break here. Lock No. 1 breaks all the ice that comes down in time of a thaw or freshet" Captain Patterson is not the only river operator who ridicules the fireboat scheme. Scarcely one can be found who will give it even the faintest approval. To Ibe West Via theU. fc O. New and handsome Pullman sleepers are run through withoift change via B. & O. B. B. from Pittsbnrg to Cincinnati and Chicago, on the train leaving Pittsbnrg daily at 720 P. il, arriving Cincinnati next momingat 6:55 and Chicago at 10:55. The ronte is via Wheeling and Benwood. At the latter point the Chicaeo sleeper is at tached to the vestibule limited, and break fast is served in the dining car as the train approaches Chicago. These trains make connection at Cincin nati and Chicago with all lines leading beyond those cities. If you contemplate a trip to the West or South try the B. & O. ronte. Information in regard to rates of fare, etc., will be cheerfully furnished by ticket agents B. & O. B. B. or by E. D. Smith, Division Passenger Agent, cor. Wood street and Fifth avenue, Pittsburg, Pa. Holiday Exearslon Kates. The Baltimore and Ohio B. B. Co., in pursuance ot its usual liberal policy, will sell excursion tickets at reduced rates dur ing the holiday season. Tickets will be sold to and from all stations on its Hues east ot the Ohio Biver from December 21 to Janu ary.l, inclusive, good for return trip until Jauuary 4, inclusive. Tickets will also be sold from Pittsburg to all stations west of the Ohio river, including Columbus, Cin cinnati and Chicago, Decembers, 25 and 31 and January 1, good to return until Jan uary 3. Royalty Is well represented at the store of French, Kendrick & Co., where may be seen some very fine specimens of Boyal Danish, Boyal Worcester, Boyal Berlin. We Won't Watt for the Cold Weather to come, but will stimulate the sale of our fine tailor-made newmarkets, wraps and jackets by offering them at prices that will canse a regular scramble for them. To-morrow the fun will begin. Kaufmanns' Cloak Depabtment. Tiger Lily Plates and fruit dishes in an elegant decora tion at very moderate cost Fbench, Kendbick & Co., Opposite City Hall. To-Morrow, Yon Can buy an all-wool overcoat, a cassimere suit and a pair of suspenders lor $12 at the P. C. C. 0., cor. Grant and Diamond sts., opp. the new Court House. All kinds of musical instruments, and the celebrated Sohmer pianos, the superb Colby pianos, Peloubet reed-pipe and New man Bros.' organs, at the music store of J. M. Hoffmann Ss Co., 537 Smithfield street Nothing will please your mother-in-law pr wife better than a fine wrapper or tea gown. We have them from $1 75 to $10. Busy Bee Hive, Sixth and Liberty. Gusky's great unloading sale on this week. Overcoats at prices actually less than cost in many instances. At Tail's Philada. dental rooms, 39 Fifth ave., you can get the best set ot teeth for $8 00. AgoodsetforSOO. Highest wicm1 uaid fee - !?; nf ienw cawft clotHUj: tt'De Haaa'g Big ii . F .MF ,t . -w ?: Brown-Seaoard'a Ettxlr of Life. A distinguished French physician by the nameofBrown-Seqnard has recently made some declarations before the Society of Bi ology in Paris which have, with various ad ditions and distortions, been heralded to every part of the civilised world. The as sertions that have created such attention were neither wonderful nor unusual, and have gained their chief notoriety from the source from which they emanated. He merely claimed that he had discovered a fluid which he procured from certain glands of recently killed animals, which fluid, if injected into the blood of old people, wonld produce an exhilaration of considerable duration, seemingly rejuvenating the de crepit and bringing back youthful vigor to the aged. Thfs has been claimed to be true by many distinguished experimenters, and the force of their testimony has been added to the strength in which this claim nas taken hold on the public mind. Three is an almost universal superstition that health depends on some secret entity or sub stance tbatit is the good fortune of some to possess and the bad luck of some to be with out. That is to say, there resides somewhere in nature, hidden either in the body of some beast bird or reptile, or in the earth, sea or vegetable kingdom, some potent gas, fluid or solid, which, if not already .discov ered, will be, or at least may be, which, when discovered, will sustain life indefi nitely and cure all diseases. This supersti tion prepares the way for the most absurd claims to enjoy temporary acceptance and find eager welcome by those who are expecting some such discovery to be made, and await impatiently the announce ment of it. But all this is undonbtedlythe dream of a fanciful speculation ana the phantom of a diseased imagination. Ex pectations based on such notions as these will always be doomed to bitter disappoint ment, whether they are fed by the dictums of scientific societies or the fulminations of quackery. Nowhere In heaven or earth is there any potent par ticle or life prolonging elixir that will ef fectually secure ns against disease, but at all times and. in all places we will be ex posed to the exigency of sickness. The sooner such hallucinations are destroyed the sooner will the care of the body in health and the cure of the body in disease take the place ofvagne longings and mysterious an ticipations. There are three remedies that stand approved by science, experience and common sense. One provided with these can afford to bid adieu to vagaries and dis pense with the use of charms and elixirs. With the Tonic, Pe-rn-na, that touches into new life the least onset of flagging strength or wasted vitality; with the laxative, Man-a-lin, that deftly stimulates every declin ing function or clogged excretion, and the blood-purifier, La-cu-pi-a, that removes the slightest blood taint or disfiguring eruption, one can enjoy the keen pleasures ot healthy existence, while others are hazing anxiously up and down the earth in search of occult potencies and 'magic mixtures. In the midst of ephemeral cures which enjoy brief reputations and sink into oblivion again, Pe-rn-na, Man-a-lin and La-cn-pi-a nave made a steady and substantial growth, until they are recognized as standard family med icines, to be fonnd in thousands of homes from Maine to California. That Pe-rn-na can always be relied upon in the treatment of all affections of the throat; bronchial tnbes and lungs, diseases of the kidneys and bladder, and female weakness, is a fact too well known to furnish any exense for a waste of time and money in experimenting with new enres for these affections. Man-a-lin is so perfectly reliable as a laxative, curing dyspepsia, biliousness, constipation, piles and liver complaints, that few can be persuaded to use any other medicine for these diseases. For all constitutional dis eases, blood taints and syphilitic poisons. scrofula, salt rheum, chronic rheumatism and ulcers, La-cu-pi-a has made such an un deviating record of cure, that it is down right folly to endure a miserable existence with any of these affections withont giving it a trial. The "Ills of Life," a pamphlet published by the Peruna Medicine Com pany, of Columbus, Ohio, giving a full ac count of these medicines, will be sent free on application. Yes, Gloria Silk Umbrellas for 81. Who is advertising such a price as that a merchant asked one of our customers, and added: X suppose it's Thornton Bros. No firm in either city will meet such a cut as that We are determined to do the umbrella business of Allegheny. The above price is for 26 inches, and will not advance till after Xmas. Umbrellas from 49c up. Thousands to se lect from. $2 49 and $3 TO for Windsor silk, advertised elsewhere at $4 and $6. All the swell style handles. Gold, silver, nickel, dude and pug dog heads at the same price, Thobnton Bbos., 128 Federal st, Allegheny. TIs Easier to Save Than Earn Money, If you will but attend our wonderful reduc tion sale in ladies' cloaks and wraps this week. A positive saving of 40 per cent from other stores' prices is guaranteed to all purchasers by Kaufmanns'. Gusey'S great unloading sale on this week. Overcoats at prices actually less than cost in manv instances. Diamond Finger Bins, Diamond Earring's, Laoe pips, fancy Boman gold pins, lockets, cuff buttons, etc., at very low prices. ' Jas. McKee, 420 Smithfield st, 1 door below Diamond si. Store open every evening until after Christmas. Talk About Holiday Gifts! The grandest stock of useful goods is to be found at Gusky's. Don't forget this. To-illorro w, Yon Can buy an all-wool overcoat, a cassimere suit and a pair of suspenders for $12 at the P. C. C. C, cor. Grant and Diamond sts., opp. the new Court House. Talk Abont Holiday Gifts! The grandest stock of useful goods is to be found at 'Gusky's. Don't forget this. Z. Wainwbioht & Co.'s ale and porter are unquestionably the most popular winter drinks. Kept by the leading dealers, wsa Bilvebwabe large stock. Henby Tebhetden, 530 Smithfield. Any day this week at Gnsky's great un loading sale, men's stylish and handsome suits at $8, $10 and $12 only. A handsome assortment of table cloths with napkins to match in sets from $4 up ward., HUOU3 & Hacke. TTSSU CHANGE IN MAKE-UP.- CLASSIFIED ::: ::: ADVERTISEMENTS That heretofore appeared on this page of THE DISPATCH will be found on the Eleventh Paae, in the Second Part of this issue. The Wants, For Sales, To Lets, Business Chances, Auc tion Sales, eta, are placed under their usual headings on the Eleventh Page. Adver tisements handed in tse late for Classification will be fwmd on tb Sixth Piff. f KXW ABTZXTIHSaOBrN LASTING GHRISTMAS GIFTS BRING : LASTING : FRIENDSHIP Don't insult your friends by presenting them with some thing shabby or trashy. 1 he a substantial gift That's the bie bargain prices, at KZEECS'S CASH and CREDIT HOUS! The following List is Public: Parlor Chairs, Library Chairs, Sitting Room Chairs, Rocking Chairs . Arm Chairs, Children's Chairs, Shoe Stools, Foot Stools, Leather Couches, Tapestry Couches, Parlor Tables, Extension Tables, Hat Racks, Clothes Trees, . Book Cases, Secretaries, Office Desks, Folding Beds, Pedestals, t Wooden Easels, T I I I I Store open everv nuzht till Saturdays till io o'clock, as I I I I I II I I Shaving Stands, Toilet Stands, , China Toilet Sets, China Dinner Sets, China Tea Sets, Queensware, Silverware, ' j Cutlery, ' ' l-amps, Clocks, . : Bronzes, ' Brioa-Brac, Mirrors, ? '. Pictures, , ' ' ' , Pianos, ' t Curtain Poles, Portieres, Plush Rugs, Men's Suits, Men's Overcoats, Boys' Overcoats, Plush Garments, Misses' Cloaks, Blankets, ffscpss Lots more of elegant Christmas Gifts are here, but laclflotl space prevents us I l l i l l l l I I I I I I I I I ll I I II liiai '3HflsHsi Store open every night till g o'clock until Christmas. JU Saturdays till io o'clock, as usual. CASH or CREDKFM iti 1 1 m i ii ii i ii ii i ii i ii iSa "Fc BECHl . Cash, and Credit House, 923 and 925 ITeaa? JCTin-Kb. TOP BfttirdarNltfhta till 10 c only sensible tnnsunas gut i kind now offered at unmistaka- , I Submitted to an Intelligent i ' Reception Chairs, :ut . Sofas, Divans, PlushXouches, Center Tables, Work Tables, Boudoir Tables, Hall Stands, Parlor Cabinets, Music Cabinets, Office Chairs, Chiffoniers, Wardrobes, p - Xi m. Brass Easels, Medicine Chests, Blacking Cases. I I I I III II I "1 o o clock until X.hnstmas. $ .4 - usual. CASH or CREDIT. j'-t-t I I I I I I I I I I I I f t if . -VJ Plush .Curtains, Chenille Curtains, Lace Curtains, Tapestry Rugs Animal Rugs, Door Mats, r A Ladies' Cloaks, Ladies' Wraps, Ladies' Jackets, .- i5 Dry Goods, Table Covers, Table Linens. from naming- them. Penn avenfel S-fei?eel3- o'clock. U 3 '$ .?JSfc .A' - - " ima r ' -. , a - JL "' , " l .?! ftfWtefc'f'F.. r . - -I "i '-. tk w i