E5"1 BWr fe iifirC W&e 3$9aK(j. r-JE ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8. IMS. J Vol. 44. o. aa'. Entered at nttsburg Toitofflce. Uovemberlt, 1S87, as second-class natter. BdsineES Office 97 and 99 Fifth Avenue. News Booms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. jEastern Advertising Office, Koom 43, Tribune Building, JiewYork. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. POSTAGE FBXB VS "TUB UXTXED 6TATZ3. DULY Dispatch, One Year. f 8 00 DAILY Dispatch, Per Quarter 2 00 DAILY Dsipatch, One Mouth 70 Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, lyear. 10 00 iAn.Y Dispatch, lncludingSunday.Sm'tlis. 2 50 Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday.! month 90 Eckbay Dispatch, One Year 2 SO Weekly Dispatch, One Year l is The Daily Dispatch is delivered by carriers at JS cents Der week, or Including Sunday edition, at SO cents per week. PITTSBURG. FRIDAY. DEC. 13. 1SS9. ME. ID0'8 METHODS. The scandal with which this session of Congress has opened we refer to the Silcott defalcation is not growing any less as the days go by. The committee appointed to examine the accounts of the Sergeant-at-Arms and the methods which permitted the expensive Mr. Silcott to maintain a course of systematic embezzlement for a long time has made a singularly interesting report. 3usiness men particularly will be surprised end amused by the revelation this report makes of the free and easy style of handling the people's money in the Sergeant-at-Arms' office. Congressmen have now learned for the first time how lucky they have been to have had any salaries to draw during the past year or two. Mr. Leedom can hardly blame the Con gressional investigators for reflecting se Terely on his conduct in office. 01 course, beside the flagrant crime of Silcott who got away with exactly 570,795 the peculiar practices of his superior officer will not ex cite so much unfavorable criticism as they might have done otherwise. Still, Mr. ee doni's profitable habit of advancing salaries to Congressmen out of the Government's money at 10 per cent discount, will not en hance the reputation of theretiring Sergeant-at-Arms. Nor does it redound to his credit that be never counted the cash intrusted to his care once during his incumbency until Silcott's departure for Canada had become public. Beside the well-merited condemna tion of Mr. Leedom's peculiar methods a Tery mild phrase, indeed we trust that Con gress will see to it that Mr. Leedom's suc cessors in office will be compelled to attend to their duties, these duties not to include, lending Uncle Sam's money to Congressmen at 10 per cent THE CHOICE F0S THE FAIR. Everybody has been stirred up to a more active and immediate interest in the World's Fair project by the confident assertions of practical men that there is no more time to lose if the fair is to come off at all in 1892. 3fotwithstand2ng the intense rivalry among the competing cities the eager desire of each to possess the attraction there is the feeling common to all of a national pride, which demands that wherever the fair be held it shall be a success. There is a quick perception now that Congress must not dilly-dally upon the choice of location; but that, on the contrary, whatever is to be done should be done quickly. What effect the demand for early action will have can only be conjectured; but as the bulk of conjecture so. far runs, it favors the idea that Washington will profit from the newly awakened feeling. New York is hardly in shape to make its most effective showing at present Preparing for the fair is slow work with New York. Chicago is farther on; but if New York cannot win for itself it is presumed that it will favor Wash ington as the second choice. The influence of the Congressional Com mittee also, we judge, will ultimately be in favor of the National Capital Should the latter city be selected, Pittsburg can claim credit for the approval of the judgment of its Chamber of Commerce, which was one of the first public bodies in the country to take the broad -view that the fair, if national, should beheld at the capital of the nation. A POIKTEB FOB SPOILSMEN. Republicans and Democrats of a certain very well-known class are combining at Washington to make an assault upon the civil service law of 1883. They are not maintaining any show of secrecy even in their preparations for this noble and high minded undertaking. Senator Ingalls has pronounced his emphatic approval of the campaign against the policy which the Pendleton law embodies and which the last National Republican platform indorsed, and his remarks are only verbally varied by the friend of the spoilsman on the other side of the fence, Senator Vance. It is a happy and singular unanimity. But we sincerely hope that these statesmen will have a common grief in the defeat of their plans next year. Jn regard to this subject our esteemed cotemporary the New York Timet points out one of the consequences of the success of this anti-civil service reform raid, which we think has not been generally considered. This consequence would be "that if any ad ministration should undertake, after an ap propriation had been refused for the com mission, to make a 'clean sweep,' it would depopulate the departments until such time as Congress should provide money for the work of the commission again, because un der the law no appointments can be made in the classified service except in accord ance with the rules as they have been, or shall have been, duly promulgated. It is "not surprising that this fact is unknown to the opponents of the system. All that they think it necessary to know about the system is that it interferes with the distri bution of the spoils. That is enough to make them rush at it blindly. But they will hardly find a majority in either branch of Congress, to say nothing of one in each branch, so stupidly ignorant as to follow them." OHIO'S F0BQEBY SCAHDAL. It will do no harm, and it may do consid erable good, if the committee which the House ofBepresentatives agreed yesterday, at the instance of Congressman Butterworth, to appoint, makes a thorough investigation of the ballot box forgery matter. The 3JISPATCH has already printed a great many of the circumstances under which the forged contract passed from R. G. Wood to Governor Foraker, but that there still remains more to be told we have little doubt Between the Congressional com mittee and the courts, which have also laid hold of Mr. Wood, the truth and all the truth is likely enough to be squeezed out Aside from the necessity of punishing the forger and compounder of the fraudulent contract, it is extremely desirable that the exalted person or persons behind the scenes, . who are alleged to have' pulled the strings tin this shameful business with a Tiew to ' benefiting their own political fortunes andj 7 ' vf 'V' - destroying those of others, should be dragged into the fall light of publicity. This is pre suming the insinuations against the indi viduals in question have some foundation. If these insinuations are merely malicious lies, or the turning of a hunted animal to delude the dogs of justice, the victims will enjoy deserved justification. Anyhow, the matter needs probing sharply. -HOT BET- ATJKT. Pittsburg is not exactly contiguous to the dark and barbarous lands from which Stan ley and Emin Bey have just now emertred, and yet the latter explorer is bound to our classic suburb, the West End, by a tie of kinship that is strangely close. A reporter of The Dispatch yesterday discovered in the person of Mrs. J. P. Eolson, an aunt of the redoubtable Emin Bey. Mrs. Eolson lives in the West End, and sho tells the story of her relationship to the great ex plorer with such' circumstantiality that we cannot see why its entire truth should be questioned. The whole narrative is interesting, but especially so is that part of it which relates to Mrs. Kolson's recollections of her nephew's precocious childhood. We are not surprised to learn that even in his ear liest days Joseph Schnitzler for such was the slightly unromantio name of Emin Bey before he set about to climb the dizzy heights of fame was addicted to exploring the territory within his reach. It is not re corded how many pots of preserves suffered from his exploring fingers, but probably they were not few. We have noticed that there is a natural tendency in most boys toward such explorations, and with the germ of that love for adventure in his bosom which has carried Emin Bey into untold dancers we can readily imagine how the- preserve cupboards must have paid tribute to him in his youth. By the way, the explorer must have had a foreboding of his coming fame when he ex changed his plain title of Dr. Joseph Schnitzler for the mora pretentious one of Emin Bey. And yet he must feel a yearn ing to see the old folks in Cologne again. If he will visit his relative here all Pittsburg will assist Mrs. Kolson to make him wel come. PITY THE CITY LOAF-! The city loafer is a much-persecuted person, and will probably arise and make known his grievances if he can overcome the aversion to action which characterizes him, He is always being ordered to move on; he is not allowed to congregate at street corners or in front of public buildings, and is generally treated, with contumely. Now Allegheny Councils strikes a blow at him by prohibiting, under Bevere penalties, any loafing in front of the Carnegie Library, How different the treatment accorded to the city loafer's country cousin. When the sun goes down behind the snow-clad hills the village storekeeper thoughtfully sets empty barrels on end for him to rest upon, carefully strews upon the floor pieces of cracker boxes convenient for whittling pur poses, and sees to it that the stove is red hot Poet, painter and novelist work together to cast the halo of romance around the happy, idle group, and illustrate, with brush, pen and pencil the simple gossip about "Silas! red heifer," "the new school" and other matters of rural interest Why does not some philanthropist estab lish loafing places in cities? It might make the loafer happier, and it would certainly be an unmitigated blessing to lady pedes trians, who have to wade through tobacco juice past groups ot idle and usually inso lent men at the street corners. ifRKP THE PARE INTACT! A very healthy sign of the times is the close watch which city officials and publio meu are keeping upon Pittsburgh new park, There is no chance of any under, hand schemes to the detriment of this great treasure being carried on successfully while such a staunch watch dog as Mr. R. B. Cunahan is on guard. There is also an evident disposition upon the part of City Engineer W. H. Brown, Mr. Moreland and other officials of the city government to pro tect the park at all hazards and against all comers, be they individuals or corporations. The statement made by Mr. Carnahan to the effect that Mr, Torrens has no power or right to grant any privileges to the Squirrel Hill Electric Railroad Company, settles the question. The railroad must withdraw; and, unless the permission of the people of Pitts burg, through their representatives in Coun cils, is obtained, which is very improbable, the withdrawal must be permanent How Pittsburg has a park she is going to keep it, and every hit of it for her own use, pleasure and benefit. A Meeceb county sheriff has been robbed of 5, 000, and the thief went away withont leaving a clew. This is not professional eti quette. What will become of the police forces of this nation if they are even deprived of clewsT Ax last our esteemed cotemporary, the Philadelphia -Record, has come ont for protec tion. The Record distinctly says: "Count Herbert Bismarck brought homo with him from the Orient, it is stated, a new proverb, which runs: There are three things with which no man should play: The .fire, because it can burn him; the viper, because it can sting him; a woman, because she can love him.' There should be a prohibitory tariff on Im ported proverbs like this." In examining our reasons for thankful ness we ought to remember what a debt we owe to the society actresses for staying away from the American stage .this season. The stage has a chance to rise without them. The divorce court yesterday brought to light a case where a husband left his wife be cause he knew he was a burden and annoyance to her. And for this he has his reward. His wife, although realizing ber husband's faults and desiring to be legally freed from him, still cherishes his memory. He is one of the few men who know when to quit When a tinker stops a policeman on the street and wants to solder up his eyes, it should be regarded as a delicate compliment. In some cities, they say, the police keep their eyes shut so tight there is no need for solder. The silver men object to Secretary Win dom's silver scheme. This will surprise no one, and least of all a Secretary of the Treasury. It would be a great surprise indeed If any scheme dealing with their metal were to be ac cepted by the silver men. They not only want tbe silver in it, but the earth itself. Senatob Inoaixs bitterly remarks that "Harrison's administration is making Hayes' appear respectable." How terrible it would be if some statesman wonld arise to make Senator Ingalls' tongue seem decent! In New York it is a Tery queer day now that does not show at least one man killed by contact with electric light wires. The Coroners are really kept busy with terrible oases of this kind. The great trouble seems to be that the Board of Electrical Control is better at framing regulations than enforcing them. The Sugar Trust is not having a sweet time. Sugar is sot often - served in a tureen, tint from the style the trust was hammered FV" .'; - i - . ,' . .--.,-: yesterday ItVllabla'to reach the soup before long. ' There is. one tribute to Jefferson Davis' memory to which no Northerner will object to subscribe The JLrmy and Navy Journal says that Mr. Darts' services as President ot the Southern Confederacy were most valuable to the Union cause. ' ,' PEOPLE OP PB0MINEN0B. Miss Susannah M. Dunklee, o; Newton, Masswasthe first woman to become a bank treasurer In the United States. She has held the position for 15 years. Dr. F. O. St. Claib, Chlet of the Consular Bureau at the. State Department Washington, celebrated his fiftieth birthday on Tuesday. He entered the State Department as a clerk in 1865. Mb. Cornelius VANDKBBn.T is asserted by the London newspapers to have purchased from the youngEarl of Dudley Turner's masterpiece, "The Grand Canal, Yemce," for the sum of $95,000. Speaker Reed has made a collection of newspaper pictures of himself and on his desk is a large pile of these cuts. He takes pleasure in showing to his friends how many different faces he turns to the public John ChbistofhekS'c'W'Ab, a graduate of Yale in the class of '86, has taken from one of the leading German universities the degree of Ph. D. summa cum laude. This degree Is very seldom given, and its acquisition by a foreigner is almost unprecedented. It Is stated that the Her. Pamphile de Yeus ter, Father Damlen's brother, who is in Eng land collecting subscriptions for the erection of the Damien institute tor the instruction of candidates for the mission among the lepers, will shortly visit the United States. Mrs. Hoodson Burnett has recovered from the effects of her recent accident, and has returned to London. It Is confidently expected there that she will now make an early reply to the senous accusations that have been made against ber in the matter of "Little Lord Fauntleroy." Baron jus Stbuve, the Russian Minister Plenipotentiary, has returned to Washington from Europe, and has resumed charge of his legation. Baron and Baroness Rosen, who have represented the Czar's Government so charm ingly In the absence of the Minister, will leave in a short time for Russia. Baron Strove will not mingle in society at all this winter awing to the fact of his being In mourning for his wife, and it is not yet known whether the popular Mr. Oregar will be with the legation this winter; WAI8 1SD MEANS COMMITTEE, Ita Organization Completed and One of Ibe Clerkship. Filled. ' Washington, December 12. The first ses sion of the Ways and Means Committee was held this morning, when an organization was effected. Tuesdays and Thursdays were se lected as the regular days pf meeting. The usual order in regard to the distribution of the President's message was made, and the present tariff law was ordered printed in the shape of a bill to serve as a basis for the preparation of a new tariff measure. The usual sub-committees were appointed. Mr. Charles Bawsel. of this city, who acted as Major McKlnley's private secretary during the last Congress, was appointed assistant clerk to the committee. The principal clerk to the committee has not yet been appointed, bnt it is generally understood that John Carson, the well-known correspondent, who was clerk to the committee in the last Republican Congress, will again be appointed. I0UKG MEN TO THE PE0NT. The Average Abo of New Congressmen Less Than 40 Year. Washington Letter In .New York Herald. The average age of the new members of the Honse is not more than 40 years. This fact fur nishes strong proof that the present is an era of young men. It was not always so. A quarter of a century ago an impression existed that to be a legislator one must have reached a mature age; that to properly discharge the duties of the position one should be at least 60, and it were, better if he were 60 years of age. Since then the average has been falling, until at the present time the House contains a score of men whose ages are less than 40 and possibly thrice that many who do nqt exceed that age. The majority of the young men come from the West showing that tho youth of the coun try 15 and 20 years ago were quick to follow Horace Greeley's advice and find homes for themselves far removed from the effete civil, izatlon of the overcrowded East. A BIG BENCH OF BUFFALOES. A Herd of3Q Sold tp a Syndicate for 85QO Per Head. tftFSCTlX TXLSOBAX TO THE D18P ATOH.1 Chetenne, December 12. Buffalo Jones, whose fame in his chosen field is national, was here this morning en route to Garfield Beach, Salt Lake, with SO bead of buffalo, lately pur chased ot George Benson, of Stony Mountain, Manitoba. In this matter Jones is agent for the syndicate which has become interested with the Union Pacific in the Utah pleasure resorts. Benson claims that be bred the herd from a young pair he captured ten years ago, but Jones doubts this and says there is surely a big bunch in the Stony Mountain region, and that Benson will soon offer another lot for sale. The price for these was 500 a head. ELOPED WITH A SCHOOLGIRL. A Man of Forty Bans Away With n Maiden of Fourteen. rSPECXU. TQRAt TO TOT POTATO ,1 Kingston, December 12. The particulars ot a strange elopement case comes from Bingham ton. The parties to it are Wesley H. Mitchell, about 40 years old, and bis niece, a pretty blue eyed girl of but M summers. Michell has a wife and a 12-vear-old daughter living some where In the West For the pas t four years Mitchell boarded with the girl's parents, but was never suspected of intimacy with his niece. The police are en. deavoring. to obtain a clew to the missing couple. All in (be Market. From the Detroit Free Pres.l There are in Europe at this moment 13 dukes, 16 counts, 23 viscounts and four princes who stand ready to marry the daughter of any American who can pony up from $500,000 to $1, 000,000 in hard cash. Her looks won't bo criti cised if her cash pans out. Tanner's Snoeessor Confirmed. Washington, December 12. The Senate this afternoon confirmed the nomination of Green B, Ranm, of Illinois, to be Commissioner of Pensions. TKI-STATE TRIFLES. A height silver dollar is lying temptingly on the bottom of a big tank of water at a Chester fair and bazaar for the person who can take it out The tank is electrified." While Henry G. Lcsalg, supervisor of Douglass township, Berks county, was killing a porker last week, the animal caught his Jett thumb in his mouth and bit it off near the first joint. Foett hogs and SO sheep have been eaten by a lynx in Stark county. O. Five hundred people engaged in a bear hunt near Uniontown, W. Va, the other day, and succeeded, after a long chase, in killing the brute. Fifteen dollars was offered for the skin. , John Fisher, a painter at Roach's ship yard, Chester, went home tbe other day to find himself the father of twins. Mrs. Fisher is one ot a family ot 13, and ten of them were born twins. ' A Lower Saucon, Northumberland county, farmer, while butchering the other day, struck a bullock with a sledge hammer, and left the animal for dead. When he returned from his breakfast the animal was finishing a chest of meat "Uncle" Robert PrsraatRTON, of McCon elsvUle, O., has sold out his undertaking busi ness after having followed it 67 years. Here moved from Washington county. Pa., to Ohio, in 1822. He has attended over 4,000 funerals. He was 84 years old last month. Mr. Haze W. Radeb, of Lane's Bottom, Webster county, W. Va on hearing of Hon. John lXAlderton being sworn in a member of the Fifty-first Congress of the United Bates, sent him a yearling bear and a buck deer, one of the largest seen for years In the mountains. THET0P1CAL TALKER. A Winter Km-Speculating; Abent St. Margaret's Hospital Staff An Erratic Yet Stead? Locomotive. SoMETniNQ of a sensation attends all the public appearances of Miss Una Durfee, whose beauty and liveliness lends not a little gilding to "A Gold Mine." It is really funny to see what attention she attracts upon ths streets. On Wednesday, afternoon I happened to see ber walk down Fifth avenue from Smlthfield street to Wood street, and it Is a fact that not a man she passed but wheeled about to take a second look at her. The blue coat she wore It was a bright and light blue became ber amazingly. It is not so much in regular features that Miss Dur fee's beauty consists, as in her perfect blonde complexion, slender and shapely figure and the contour and poise of her gold-crowned head. Captain Wishart is not looking welt His broad-brimmed high hat overhung a very pallid, weary-looking face when I saw him mount the postoffice steps .the other day. Is it the result of the arduous labors in which he indulged last year, or does he miss the excite ment and anxiety which those labors brought him? Anyway the shining star of Law and Order seems to have lost a good deal of' fits luster. ft is an odd fact that Captain Wishart's face is not very generally familiar to the publio. For a man who has made such a noise in this town, he is singularly free from publio attention. . There is a good deal of curiosity among physicians about the organization of the med ical and surgical' staffs at the hospital which the late Mr. Shoenberger's money is to build. Some people think that because the hospital is, generally speaking, to be conducted under the auspices of the Episcopal Church the doctors will have to be Episcopalians. This is neither probable nor complimentary to the founder of the hos pital. Perhaps it might oe possible to gather together a competent staff of doctors profess ing to be Episcopalians though I am told by a good authority that there are very few Episco palians practicing medicine in this city but such a selection would be unwise and against all precedent. There are only two hospitals, strictly speak ing, under religious domination in this city, viz: the Mercy and St Franciscus, both admirably conducted Institutions. The Roman Catholic Church owns and manages both these hospitals.' Yet In neither is a doctor's religion looked into, but simply his ability, before he takes his place upon the staff. At present I believe it so happens that all the, doctors, attached to the Mercy Hospital are Protestants. And a very happy and blessed thing it is that this enlight ened spirit prevails. There is no reason to be-, lievatbat the St Margaret's Hospital will be conducted on narrow, illogical lines. The Epis copal Church is nothing if not broad-viewed and liberal. Looohotiyb 17, of the Fort Wayne Railroad, accomplished a singular feat yesterday. It was drawing the Leetsdale accommodation, which is due in Allegheny at 1:15 yesterday afternoon, and bad reached the crossing just below the signal box outside the Federal street depot when it left the track. At this point there is a network of switches, and the engine by rights ought to have turned upside down without more ado. But It didn't. For SO or 40 feet it ran, turning gradually to the right till it was making a course directly at right angles to its proper one. The ups and downs over the steel rails did not disturb its equanimity in the slightest, and it ran to the edge of the grassy bank, finally coming to a standstill at the base of a telegraph pole, which the cowcatcher cut half in two. ' Meanwhile tho cars, which did not emulate the levity of the locomotive, but -kept their place on the rails, came to a sharp halt as the air brakes the connecting pipe being broken automatically seized the wheels. The passen gers thought little of it till they saw people running dawn the street to the tracks, and then a few wiseacres opined that somebody, a small boy at most, had been run oyer. They were happily sopn undeceived, for no one was hurt The locomotive even seemed little damaged, A locomotive engineer who came to look at the engine gone astray, said to me; "It's ex traordinary that she didn't upset. 1 remember bringing my engine off the turntable once, and, running slowly as she was, she stood right on ber head when she left the rails." A POTATO-RAISING CONTEST. Over l,000NBusheIs to the Acre Grown by n Wyoming Woman. New Yobk, December 12. A "Woman's National Potato Contest" arranged by the Mural Jfew Yorker, has recently taken place. Several prizes were given, tbe highest being $100. The unique contest was engaged in by tbe wives and daughters of farmers in many parts of the country. A synopsis of the resnlt shows there were 1,000 contestants, and that 200 premiums were awarded. The first prize was given to Mrs. Eliza Gny, of Johnson county, Wyo. T. Tho yield was at the rato of 1,015 bushels per acre. Tbe second prize was won by Miss Mary Rusk, of Madison county, 111.; yield 870 bushels per acre. Tbe third prize was awarded to Mrs. M. T. Covell, of Erie county, O., yield 825 bush els; tbe fourth to Miss Emma Hissam, of Steele county, Minn., yield 920 buabels; the fifth to Agnes C. Cameron, of Texas county. Mo., yield 854 bushels: tbe sixth to Mrs. Mary E. Warren, of Fairfield county, Conn., yield 810 bushels, The rest of the prizes were awarded for all yields below 700 and above 800 bushels to the acre. A BOBBER OP CHDKOHES. The Burglar Alarm on a Contribution Bex Give Away a Thief. rsTECiAx. Txucaaos to tot pisfatcs. Baltimore, December 12. The brothers of St James' Church were startled this morning Dy me snarp ringing oi tne uurgiar alarm which is connected with tbe charity box in that edifice. A hot pursuit was quickly organized, and a flee ing man was seen dashing along the street followed by a crowd of citizens shouting, "Stop thief!" Officer Thompson caught the panting and exhausted fugitive, just as the ex cited crowd was close upon his heels. The prisoner gave bis name as Julius Bonetti, and said he was a Switzer. In his pockets was a paper which contained a fnll list of the Roman Catholic and Lutheran churches in tbe city where such boxes are used. It has ap parently been prenared to aid the thief in his systematic work of robbery. Making; Light of It. From the Fhlladelphia Press.l Explorer Stanley proposes to devote the rest ot his life to Africa. Ho will carry tbe torch ot civilization into her gloomiest regions, as it were, making light of the Dark Continent; An Exception to the Role. from the Philadelphia Inquirer. - "He who hesitates is lost" do'esntc apply to tbe man who wisely pauses before tackling the f estiva tiger in the faro jungle. A Hint to Congress. From the Chicago Trlbune.1 Mr. Silcott may tum up some time as an En. glish syndicate. DEATHS OP A DAY. A. F. Dennlson. Chicago, December U. A. F. Dennlson, one of the best known early settlers of Chicago, died yesterday of pneumonia, after a short illness, Mr, Dennlson was M years or age, and was a na tive of Leyden. Mass.. in which State his paternal ancestors settled In 1680. Be bad been a resident or Chicago so years, ror some time be was en gaged in the grain business, his partner being John T. Lester, bnt about 1883 be went into the railway supply business, in which he was encaged at tne time of ht death. He was an enthusiastic Democrat, and was a dele-rate to the convention which nominated Urovcr Cleveland in ism. Snmnel A. Steele TOtrsasTOWN, O., December 12. -Ex-Mayor Bamuel A. Steele died this morning, after a brief illness, aged 62 years. He was married two months ago to Mrs. Williams, or Pittsburg. During his residence here be was Mayor, Justice of the Peace, member of Council, and held other offices. He was a prominent member or the Order ot Elks. who will conduct his funeral Sunday afternoon, E. N. Dlckerson. Dew Yoke, December 12. Mr. E. X Dicker ton, the great patent lawyer, and lately the lead ing counsel for the Bell Telephone Company, died at his residence In this city last night. Rav. Joseph Ward. Yaotctoh, 8..D., December . Tbe Bev. Dr. Joseph Ward, President of Yankton College, died UViO JCfibVfUBJ. ' r POLITICAL BATTLES IN BEDFORD. Numerous Candidates Hustling tq Secure the laportaat Qflce, rsrcoAz, tzxxgbauto tot dispatch.j Bedford, December la The fact that; next fall an entire county ticket is to be elected, be- biuo vuugressnian ana oiaie senator in the district has set the politicians, the candidates and their respective friends at worn unusually early in the campaign, and consequently oneqf tbe liveliest and hottest contested fights in tbe history of old Bedford county can be looked for. The contest of 1891 already .overshadows the campaign of 1890. and that alone will have considerable to do with framing the ticket to be voted for next fall.. It Js a well known Jact that Congressman Scull Is anxious to bo his own successor, and in order that Bedford connty shall come to his aid he has made it known that Bedford connty is to name tbe Re publican candidate for Judge in 1891. Whether this will coincide with tbe views of John H. Jordan, Esq.,wbo has had the Copgresslonalbee buzzing in his bonnet for several years, has not been learned; but some of his friends say that Jordan will acquiesce in this scheme, in the hope of getting bis friend, Hon. J. H. Longeneckcr, out of the way two years hence, as Longeneckcr at present is the most formida ble candidate for the Judgeship. The contest for the Judgeship Is already on, and the respective candidates are going through tbe button-holing process. The can didates so far mentioned are Hon, J, H, Longe necker, at present Uepnty Secretary of the Commonwealth, and Alexander King. Esq., son of Judge Alexander King, deceased, ho was at the time of his death President Judge of the district who is supported by tbe whisky element of the party, whose strength is not to be overlooked, as was shown in the June election. Whether ex-Judge Will iam M. Hall will drift Into the contest is not known, but if he does it will complicate matters. Some of the Republican leaders say if he is a candidate and cannot gain strength enough to nominate himself he will throw his influence to King, in order, to defeat Longenecker. The Senatorial contest has brought no less than three ex-members of the Legislature into tbe political arena once more. Dr. 0. P. Cal houn. Captain N. O. Evans and E. 8. Ascom are already in the fight In this county, beside Senator Alexander, who is anxious to succeed nimseii. xnis promises to be a lively fight; with Calhoun as a probabje winner. For the county offices the pig Republican majority has brougnt candidates to the surface by the dozen, while tbe Democrats, from pres ent indications, will have to hunt candidates who are willing to be sacrificed for the good of the party, EAGLES IflSH FOE TRODT, They Rob the Set Lines of Clearfield Connty Lumbermen. Harrisburs, Pecember 12, A cp?ious stqry comes from Clearfield county. Mosquito creek flows through a wooded part of that county, and the stream is as full of trout as the dense forest is alive with various kinds of birds. The eagles find a peaceful home there, and they are plenty, too, Some time ago a party of (umber men bethought themselves that it would be a good scheme to catch the trout that inhabit Mosquito creek. They could not spare the time to fish with rod and line, and Franklin Hayerstraw, the inventive genius of the camp, suggested the idea of tying lines to bottles! The next day the creek was full of bottles with lines on them. They had good luck for awhile, until tbe bottles began to disappear. To solve tbe mystery a watch was put upon the fishing tackle, and Haverstraw qnd Christ Moore went on guard. A day passed, bnt the bottles were undisturbed, and a good mess of fish was caught. However, the two men saw several eagles perched high in the treetops. looking suspiciously into tbe water below. Then they wuuiu aor arouna ana ny ciose to tne creeK, quickly going to tbe highest limb of the tallest tree when they saw the men. This singular action of tbe birds set Haver straw to thinking, and when be told bis partner that it was bis belief that tbe bqttles were car ried off by tbe eagles, Moore scouted the idea, Haverstraw was firm in his convictions, and the nextdaythe two men hid themselves among the leaves. At 8 o'clock In the morning three large birds came in sight They sat on a tree for an hour. Then, feeling sure that they were unobserved, they made a descont. and each caught a bottle in its claws and carried it to the bank. Each line had a fine trout on it which tbe eagles proceeded to devour, The men were dumfounded. For the first time in their lives they saw an eagle eating a fish. Haverstraw and Moore remained in their hiding place. To their surprise the birds made another trip to tbe river. Only one line had a fish on (t, but the other two birds carried the bottles, and lines to the shore. Before they could devour the one fish Haverstraw and Moore appeared on tbe scene and the birds flow off. The grounds were then searched, and many of the missing bottles and lines were found, Tq sboot they eagles was tbe next measure adopted, and on the fourth day two of the birds were killed. The third flew away, and was not seen again. ASSISTING NEGROES tfO EMIGRATE. Five Millions Wanted to Get Colored Men Ont of the Country. Washington, December 12. Senator But. ler introduced a bill to-day to provide for the emigration of persons of color from the South ern States of tbe United States. It provides that the head of any family, or for himself, if not married, may make application to the nearest United States Commissioner, under oath, set ting forth the fact that he desires to emigrate to a foreign country for permanent residence aud citizenship, and that he is too poor to pay tbe cost of transportation. A certificate of this statement shall be for warded by tbe Commissioner to tbe Quarter master General of tbe armv. who shau there upon furnish to said applicant the necessary transportations by the cheapest route. For tmspurpo8o tno Dl bill appropriates the sum of 5,000,000, MRS. SCOTT-LORD'S FUNERAL Attended by the President, His Family and Nenrly All tbe Cabinet. WASmtiGTOH, December 11 The funeral of Mrs, (Scott-Lord, Mrs, Harrison's sister, took place from the Churcit of tbe Incarnation at 11 o'clock to-day. Dr, Towpsend, the pastor, preached the funeral sermon. The chnrch was crowded with relatives, friends and acquaint ances of the deceased. The President and Mrs, Harrison and Mrs. McKeeand'Rev. Dr. Scott occupied mourners' Seats. Secretary Blaine and Mrs. Blaine, At torney General Miller and Mrs. Miller. Secreta ries Windom. Tracy and Proctor, and Postmas ter General Wanamaker, of the Cabinet, were also present The remains were interred in Rock Creek Cemetery. A CELEBRATED FREAK DEAD. Demise of the Dime Museum Man With a Corkscrew Spine. rSFECIAL TXLIOBAU TO TUB DISPATCH.! New York, December 1?. Walter H. Drew, a dime museum freak, known as "the man with the corkscrew spine," died to-day of heart dis ease at the Pennsylvania Hotel. He exhibited last week in Philadelphia. Drew was 22 years old, and was born in Bangor, whero his parents owned a public house. As an artist, Drew weighed 60 pounds, was four feet In height, and it was asserted that he alone of all freaks could beat a "double drag" on tbe snare dsnm with tbe drumsticks held in bis toes. He could paint and sketch with his toes, but bis feet were of no use to stand on. The body will probably be taken to Bangor. SETTLING A DUCK'S AGE. Seclpo for tho Gnidnnce of Purchasers of Feathered Gnme. Are youfond of duck? says a writer in the Chicago Tribune. Do you sboot your game or buy It T If you buy it how do you know it is young or oldT Do you want to know! I'll tell you. Take the duck and hold it at arm's length, straight from the shoulder, by the lower part of tbe bllL If tbe bill breaks from where it joins the meat then the duck Is young. If it doesn't don't buy it The duek being old the meat is tough and the bill is too firmly hung to break. It is an infal lible rule. AN AGED AND HBAYI BRIDE. A Man of 31 Weds a Woman Who Is 73 and Welsbs 320 Pounds. HnxiAED's, O.. December 12. One of the most notable weddings of the season took place here, the contracting parties be ing, Mr. George Davis, son of Mr. Ben jamin Davis, Uvtng two miles south of town, and Mrs. Catherine Ann Mock, of Wash ington township. The groom is a well-known teacher, being at present engaged in teaching in the Waloutt district one nule West of Columbus. Mr. Davis is 31 years ot age and weighs 140 pounds, whilo the blushing bride bas seen 72 summers and tips tbe beam at S20 avoirdupois. The- Knmous Tragedienne. Mrs. Scott-Slddons will arrive in tbe city this morning and will appear at Lafayette Hall in the evening in an entertaining programme. Tbe seats will remain on sale until this evening at R. S. Davis A Ca.'m bookstore. No. 96 Fifth avenues A laree and fashionable audiesea 1 -assureeV -.-r-- . j !: .-&7. " a FSSRf --?"- , is rT - A PLEASANT CEREMONY. Miss JHarcaret Magee Weds Kler Mitchell, Zsq., at the First Church A BrllHaat Throng at the Chsrch. Bind at the Home. The First Presbyterian Church was filled with a brilliant assemblage last evening to witness (he solemn vows of wedloctc as taken by Miss Margaret Magee and Mr. Kler Mitchell. The church was very prettily decorated with tropical and other foliage plants, while the altar was thickly massed with rare exotics. After a short musical programme, Mr. John Bell struck tbe introductory notes of Lohen grin's "Bridal Chorus,'! and the wedding party, in the following order, entered the church and passed up the white-ribboned aisle: Ushers Lieutenant Lansdale, Mr. Christopher Magee, Jr., Mr. Nat Holmes, Mr. Oliver Rlcketson, Mr. Charles Mitchell, and Mr, Joseph McLead, of Hew York City, all attired in faultless even ing dress, with sprays of white flowers worn on, their coat lapels. Two tiny little flower girls dressed in white silk. ru nil trimmed with white satin ribbon and carrying pink and white bouvardlas, created much admiring comment as their dainty feet, In perfect time to the music, pattered up the aisle. They were Misses Mary aqd Emily Mnrehead, The four bridesmai ds, two in lavender soft Silk gowns made in the Empire fashion and carrying white roses, and two in delicate pink gowns ot the same style and texture carrying rqses of the same color, were Misses Alice BOatty, of Westchester, Louise McLeod. of New York City Marge Patterson and Eliza beth Moorenead, The bride was arrayed Jn an exquisite cos tume of French manufacture, made of heavy white silk, brocaded in Scotch thistles and elaborately draped with mousseline de sole. A handsome filmy veil swept to the very edge of tbeextremelv long train, and a diamond necklace, tbe gilt of tbe groom, glittered on uer deck, xisr uouqnes was composed oi my of the valley and orchids, and she was deliv ered into the keeping of the smiling groom, who, with his best man, Mr. Strong, of New York, were waiting at the altar, by her fatber, Judge Magee. Rev.Dr. GeorgePurvesofflciate4 In a very impressive manner, and the responses of both bride and groom were audible In the rear portion of the church, At the conclusion of the ceremony tbe invited guests were conveyed to the residence of the bride's parents, corner Neville ana Forbes streets, where a reception was held. The lovely home is situated on the crown of a con siderable elevation and the approach to the house, tbe surroundings and the house itself are very Tuxedo-esque. In the twilight of the evening (the ceremony was performed at 6 O'clock), tbe house and grounds had a weird plctnresqneness that greatly intensified the warmth, fragrance, music and gayety within. Those who attended the bride to tbe altar assisted in receiving, and the drawing room, the bow wipdow of which the receiving party occupied, was lovely with the decorations of the glossy green smilax and the pure white lilies, harrasi, calla and lilies of the valley. Tbe corresponding mantels were banked with maidenhair ferns and tho fireplaces were 'solid with the lilies. The smilaxformedprettyportleres attbe bow window and gracefully draped the pictures and easels, also formed pretty natural lines on the' rich crimson plush hangings. The Roman hyacinth and narcissus combined with smilax, formed the decorations of the library, and were arranged in a very artistic manner. The dining room was radiant with countless roses from tbe deepest pink to the faintest blush of color, the table was most exquisitely decorated and the air was heavy with tbe per fume of the most fragrant of aU roses, tbe La France. Tall, waving palms and majestiq foliage plants filled every nook and corner in balls and rooms throughout the entire house. Toerge Bros.' orchestra was in attendance, and added much to the enjoyment of the evening. Hagan served the supper, which was one ot the most elaborate of the season, and the bridal jjany eujuyeu uieir rturesnmencs in an exqui Bitely decorated little room on the second floor, with closed doors. The wedding cake was in the form of a church and the gilt hands of the clock in the steeple pointed to the hour of 0, The presents were displayed in a little pink draped room on the second floor, and the exhibit reminded one ot the holiday assortment of goods in a fashion able jeweler's establishment. The bridal prefent from the bride's mother was a solid silver tureen and ladle. Judge Magee's present will be a residence in the East End, the site and strncturo not yet determined upon. The young couple, upon tbelr return from a six weeks' wedding journey, Wll make their home at the Magee mansion for the present "At home" cards for February 7 and 14 were issued with the wedding cards. A BRILLIANT BaZUE. The V. P. Orphans' Home Benefit a Most Successful Event, Old City Hall has.never witnessed a brighter, more animated scene than was presented within its four walls yesterday. Buntings of various colors and the national flag in great profusion changed tbe ordinary aspect of tbe hall quite materially, and wbenl the throngs oi ncbly-oressed men, women and children began to arrive one wished for two pairs of eyes with which to view the beauties of tbe scene. The occasion was that of the annual fair and bazaar given for the benefit of tbe Orphans' Home by the ladles of the United Presbyterian Churches. The center of the room was occupied by the fancy booth in pretty drapings of pale yellow aqd green, and there everything feminine taste could inyent or skill manufacture was to be found. The dolls, and there were hosts of them, per fect swarms were in a booth of the fiery red, and the glassware in the cool green and pure white drapings displayed its sparkling qualities to the best possible advantage. The American flag made patriotic the com mon sense booth, where so many useful articles were exhibited that p eoplo were forced to be sensible and purchase. Ice cream and cake was dispensed to the multitude under tbe dainty colors of rose and blue. The upper port tlon of the hall became a dining room for the occasion, and a number of .lovely tables loaded with all the good things of tbe season tempted tbe hungry wanderer to an over liberal supply of supper. Tbe event was a grea,t financial suc cess, aud reflects much, credit upon tbe ladies who had it in charge, a list of which was pub lished in these columns yesterday morning. THE CHRISTMAS PANTOMIME, Preparations Proceeding Bravely In tbe Line of a Great Sqcceas. The ladles interested in the Christmas panto mime for the benefit of tbe Newsboys' Home beld ameeting yesterday afternoon and decided to change the dat from December 80 and 31 to Thursday and Friday. December 28 and 27. This was done on account of the attraction that will be at the Bijou on the 30th and 31st, It being a tank show and having heavy scenery that could not be removed tor the afternoon per formances of the pantomime. Tbe tickets for the entertainment are now on sale. In order that there may be no mistake, and that the people can be certain they are buying tickets for a genuine show and not a ' 'lake," tne ucxeis are an maritea A unnst mas pantomime for the benefit of tbe News boys' Home, given under the auspices of the lady managers ot the Home." The price for the tickets is $1 for adults and SO cents for children. The tickets can be obtained from the managers ot tbe Home and at the stores of J. R. Weldln & Co., H. Watts & Co., Mellor Hoene and S. Hamilton, in Pittsburgh, and at the news-stand of T. Gillespie, in the Fort Wayne depot, Alle gheny. It should be remembered that the entertain ments will be given in the afternoons only. While they will be particularly pleasing to cnuareo, ins growu-up joi&s wui nut uuu tucui tiresome. The music, tbe tableaux, tho dances and the fairy tales make a combination that will be superiortoanythluzFlttsburg amateurs have attempted for many days. A PLEASANT PRESENTATION, A Handsome Quilt Given Mrs. Dr. C, W, Smith by Her Frlondt. About 35 members of the Ladies' Aid Society of Emory M. E. Church visited Mrs. Dr. O. W. Smith, ot Wilkinsburg, yesterday afternoon, taking with them a handsomely embroidered, hand painted silk qnilt, bordered with a deep band of rich crimson plush, and lined with quilted satin of the same color. The quilt rep resented the combined work of the ladies, and Mrs. Smith, the former President of the society, in receiving it, responded very neatly to a short address made by Mrs. Samuel Chad Mrs. Smith expressed the love and gratitude of tbe society. For many years Mrs. Smith was an inspiring President, and even after her removal to Wilkinsburg and connection with another church, she retained ber post until tbe object of the society, tbe payment of a church debt, had been accomplished. Having been very successful in past labors the members of the society are devoting tbe winter to social and religious pleasures, and are engaged in no financial work. AN ENJOIABLE RECEPTION. Mrs. Dnrbln Ilornc Entertains a Select Circle - of SoeloT Lights. -Bidwell street was several times blockaded with carriage yesterday afternoon, and the jresJdenoe of Mrs. Durbin Home was swarming -Wlia csarssisg lauies wuu neto iHvtuuuv. '.KV - attkehlh tea Miss Matler. of Belfast, who Is at sresejit visiting Mrs. J. G, Holme, in the East End, was tbe honored guest. - Anuaaberof ladies' assisted in the pleasant duties ot the occasion, and delightful conver sation vltb spirited repartee made tbe drawing rooms intensely interesting. The appointments were perfect in every particular, The ladles who assisted were Mrs. Home, Mrs. Laugblin, Mrs. Cassady, Mrs. Thomas Cook, Mrs. Horton Singer. Mrs. Frank McCUntook, Mrs. Will rrsw, asrs, Alexander IjJQU ana Wta-JanaBJ Chambers. ' DAN0ING DINNER PARTIES. A. Hew Fad Which Gives Promise f Great Popularity. A new departure in Pittsburg society are the dancing dinner parties that have recently been organized by a few exclusive families. The plan is certain families will entertain the members of the set for dinner and then the re spective companies repair to a designated resi dence and to the merry strains of music trip the light fantastic the remainder of the even ing; The company will make their Initial bow to each other in tbelr new role at the Rlcket son residence on Ridge avenue thia evening, various small dinner parties will swell tbe crowd to the desired number. Rumor says six eouple will emerge from the Watson residence, and that the dancing dinner parties are to be quite the proper thing in upper ten this season. Social Chatter. Their annual New England supper was given last evening by the First Congregational' Church, Allegheny. Mr, James Lowrie enter tained as his guests a number of G, A, K. men and a royal good time and an excellent supper was, enjoyed by all present TB5 Ladles' Aid Society of tbe Bewickley M. E, Chnrch were kept busy last evening at their festival and bazaar supplying the wants of the many. The same inducements are offered to visitors again this afternoon and evening. "Evert India Man" is the subject Rev. Charles Edward Locke will lecture on this evening at the Smlthfield Methodist Episcopal Church. The lecture is under the auspices of the Epworth League. Tbe quarterly meeting of the Woman's" Home Missionary. Society of the Presbyteries, of Allegheny and Pittsburg will be held in the McClure Avenue Church, Allegheny, Wednes day. December 18. The oyster supper given by the ladles of Grace Episcopal Church, an Mt Washington, last night was a satisfactory and satisfying one. The bivalves will be served again this evening. A,THQBoyoni.T appreciative audience was entertained by "Mother Goose and Her Tern, perance Family" at Curry Hall last evening. The Moorhead Union received the proceeds, A VEjtY charming reception was given yes terday afternoon by Mrs. Oliver O. Phillips at her residence on Ridge avenue, in which she was assisted by Miss Howells. A musical and. literary entertainment was given at the Presbyterian Church, Lawrence Ville, last evening, Mrs. Charles Hhtnklb gave thq second of ber delightful "at homes" yesterday. METROPOLITAN GOSSIP, Too Many 9Iothers-In-Lavr. HTBW YORK BUBHAC SFICLU.S.1 t New York, December 12,-Charles Metz has two mothers-in-law, aqd they are making things lively for Charlie these days. Mother- in-law No. 3 had him up in court to-day for big amy. Last &U Charije, left his first wife in New York and went to, Greenville, N. J tq Qriva a noraq ear. une of his passengers every morning was Amelia T. Cadmus, a pretty, dark eyed girl who was employed on the Jersey City Argus as a compositor. On Novomber'H. Metz induced Amelia, tq come to this city and be married to him by the Rev. Caddm, of St George's Chapel, Metz took his second wife to live in a furnished room on Stanton street. While they were there his new mother-in-law became suspicious of him, and with considera ble pains hunted up Mrs. Meta No. L But Mrs. Metz No. 1 was not half as mad as per mother was. The two mothers-in-law igot to gether," and then the storm broke, Charles fled to Buffalo, and was. arrested there yester. day, He was committed without bail.' CnrrIed,Oat tp Sea n n Gulf. In the height ot yesterday's gale tbe bark Marie, consigned to Funcb, Edye & Co,, was sighted off Sandy Book, in tow of a tng. Funcb, Edye 4 , Co. telegraphed their boatman and their boarding clerk to board the bark, if possible, and get ber paper?. The wind yester. day afternoon was blowing at the rate of 45 miles an hour, and there was a very high sea. Nevertheless, David Dillon, the boatman, and the boarding clerk started out from Quaran tine in a little open boat. When they reached tbe bark the clerk became so frightened by the heavy sea that he violated the law and climbed an board. Dillon made fast his. little craft to the tug with a towline, however, and bade the Captain go ahead. A few minutes after tbe tng had started the rope that held Dillon's boat to tbe tug snapped, In two minutes the little boat was, half a mle to the rear of the tug and tbe bark, Dillon waved his arms franti cally, a,nd shouted to stop the tqg. In a few minutes be was past Sandy Hook, going out to sea at the rate of 30 miles an hour, That was the last over seen of him. This morning tele grams were sent to the Hook, but nobody there had seen him. Nope of to-day's incom ing steamships, saw him, Tbe wind was off shore, so that he could not land. There is a bare possibility that he made the Sandy Hook .lightship. Otherwise be is lost A tng boat has been looking for him in vain all day, off Bandy Hook. Re came originally from Australia, and before the days of Searle he was the champion sculler of that country. He de feated Kemp, who afterward made such a game fight with SearJe. Dillon ws in 10Q races in his time, Sold to ths Enemy. The steamship Hammonia, of the Hamburg Line, has been sold to the French Trans-Atlantic Company. The cablegram which announced the sale to the Hamburg Line agents hereto day did not give the price. The Hammonia is estimated to be worth about $400,000. She was built in Glasgow, in 1882, and before the build ing of the Columbia and Augusta Victoria, was the crack ship of the Hamburg Line. Her gross tonnage is a little less than 4,000. She will be placed upon tbe New York-Havre service by her new owners. One Woy to Save Utodey. Collector Erhardt to-day instructed his depu ties to send a revenue cotter to Long Island Sonnd to watch for smugglers and break up the wholesale system of defrauding the customs department which has been in operation for a long time. In addition to the regular inspectors detailed for tho service, two detectives Deiong. ing to the special agency of the United States ""'c.isnry Department will bo placed on tbe cutter. Collector Erhardt expects that the extra service thus provided for will be the means ot saving many thousands of dollars to the Government treasury. An Aristocratic Alllancr. Among the passengers on the Umbria. now on tho way to this city from Liverpool, fa Hugh Collin Gnstave George Halkett BarouHalkett, an attache of the London bouse of Roth schilds, who is coming to America to spend the Christmas holidays as tbe guest of Mr. Anson Phelps Stokes. Mr. Stokes to-day announced the engagement of his daughter, Miss Sarah Phelps Stokes, to the Baron. The couple met at Hanover a year ago. Baron Halkett Is 28 years old. He is a scion of the ancient Fit e shire family of Halkett and is a descendant of Major General Halkett. who was wounded at the'battlo of Waterloo. His father was tbe late Baron Colin Halkett. Miss Stokes is a tall brunette. She is a granddaughter ot tbe late Isaac W. Phelps, who died leaving an estate of 6,OOO,O0O. As Well far the World. From the Bomerville Journal, j Genius is very rare In this world. Consider ing how impracticable most geniuses are, per baps it is just as well for the world that this isso. A WINTER TWILIGHT. The earth is silent, chill and white. He bird upon the rose tree eheeps; Tbe son has softly dropped from stent. The lazy mlllwheel soundly sleeps. Ho surly winds In anger blow, Arosestrip o'er tlie west Is stretched. Against whose evanescent glow The naked boagbs are sharply etched. Th light Is fading, day bas sped. Weird shadows on the snow drifts lie,, , "'And the new mooa. a silver thread, ,'Xifunrf(Mr.it'irf' Witty, mMWn CDEIOUS C0HDEHSATI05S. i One of the visitors at Fortress Monroe . -last week was 60 feet long; It was a whale. A competent authority thinks" toaV the Paris Exposition drew at least 250,000.000 into Paris. An Albany, Vt, man has shipped bS Western markets this year 8,000 tons 'oinaple sugar, valued at $97,000. "' ' Tbe Brazilians are said, to. form jtb? largest and richest foreign colony .inYParii They never baggie over anything. .' ' -.." The year 2118, according to the-Presfc dent of the Manchester Geological Society, will,, see the exhaustion of the English coat , ', J , George Ledicker caught a monster' " spotted snake near Bejlefontalne, P..4 JUJ' seven feet long, and playful and barm!eis"as a : kitten, P i A wealthy man who bas been convicted of shooting partridges near Laurel, DeL.Tandfe shipping them out of the State contrary to lawtffe Will have to pay HSQ in fines. g?s3 Isaac Harris captured a large' baldf-v-eagje pear tbe Lewlstown.O reservoir Tues-: day. The bird Is a noble one, and evince'dnaK fear, but fought bravely and viciously. It is on exhibition. ,'"" The dogs In Blrdsboro, Pa., are all raadi As everybody wants a revolver dealers !lnf weapons are reaping a great harvest The eftf -zeps have determined on completely extermin--" atlng tbe canlre population. " ' In Gerraantown lives a noble Nlmrod who shot for one of his female friends a crowj and from the day she received It stuffed and ' mounted, she bas been followed by misfortune.' .' She finally gave it away and the spell was re- "" moved. Another girl who moves in the 'set" religiously carries an umbrella of antique ie- -Sign, and she says it is her mascot. , A remarkable spot in "Vermont is the farming town of Waltham, which contains 9,700 acres of land and bas 218 Inhabitants. "It has no postoffice, church, townhouse, poor house, store, lawyer, doctor, blacksmith's shop or even a bridge, and yet it is one of the thriv ing towns of Addison county. Its taxes are merely nominal." During a recent discussion of the Ger man patent laws in the Reichstag It was re vealed that last, year Germany granted only 3.K1 patents, atrainst England's 9,779 and the United States' 20,420. While in most civilized countries the- number of patents annually granted is increasing, or, at least, not decreas ing, tbe number in Germanvhaa fallen off S27 in tbe last rive years. Far the first time on record a lady has beep appointed a Deputy Collector of Internal Revenue. Miss Phoebe Couzms bas been a Deputy Upited States Marshal aqd bas wielded a revolver and carried handcuff, but she never had to visit regularly the tough dives and mors decent saloons of a wicked city and inspect Government licenses. This is what Miss Maud Cottom, just appointed Deputy Collector for the Seventh Indiana district by Collector Throop, will have to do. A remarkable funeral procession pa raded the streets of Peking few weeks ago. It was the formal public celebration of the -burial of Tschlng Tscbu, a Grand Chamberlain and brother-in-law of Prince Knng. The bier was carried by 80 men, preceded by 48 Sag bearers, 8 camels and 24 whhe horses. One hundred and sixty men followed, bearing IS red planks, on which were painted in many col ored letters the name and titles of the dead qobleman. The whole procession was a mile and a half long. TTsobirs Slaton, who died last week in Fayette county, Ga,, was a remarkable man in, many respects. Be was 81 years old and had lived in the same bouse for 61 years. By bis first wife he had 17 children and bv his second 15, Around his bedside when he died were 17 of his 19 living children. He had grandchildren too numerous to mention. He had given nearly every one some otthe land which he owned, and his children always lived close about blm. Ha was Q feet in height and had been sick only a, few hours before death. r Parisians have lately been entertained by a remarkable artist who displays wonderful skill in her peculiar form of painting. With plates of various colored sand before her, she takes tbe sand in her right hand and causes It to fall in beautiful designs upon a table. A bunch of grapes is pictured with violet sand, a leaf with green sand, the stalk with brown sand, and relief and shadows by other sands; when the work is brushed away a bouquet of roses and other objects are represented with the same dexterity ana delicacy. The wife of J. D. Cheever, a salesman, made the discovery of a petrified toad in a lump of coal several days since, aqd this relio. , of the carboniferous age, which is nowMjth"aji'2s bands of Prof. Hambacb, of the Washington University, has created a profound sensation in . tho ranks of the students of paleontology who have been favored with a view of it. The speci men is perhaps the most perfect of which there is any record, and is pf a value to scientists that will doubtless materially enrich tbe lucky finder. For the last w9 weeks passengers on the San Francisco ferryboat to the Oakland side of the bay have bad a free entertainment prepared for them each night as the boat tied np in the slip at the end of the mole. During that time millions of overgrown sardines have swarmed into tbe sIIds. where they have been scooped up in boxes, barrels and even bats. No attempt bas been made to catch tbem with hooks because tbey are so numerous. The oldest fisher man cannot remember any time when there has been such quantities of any kind ot fish. One of the most remarkable monuments in America is in San Luis Obispo county. Southern California, A great rock rises 150 feet above the plain of Carissa, and in the dis tance looks rugged and forbidding; On near approach it Is seen to have on its eastern side an opening 25 feet broad, which leads into an inner temple or court with level floor 223 feet long and 123 feet broad at its widest part. The ceiling is 60 to 100 feet hia;b. This great natural cathedral is a wander to geologists, bat it is more wonderful to archaeologists. It was evi dently used by prehistoric men as a temple of worship or a capitoi of government On the walls are paintings, iq red, white and black, doubtless having a meaning. There are figures representing fields, suns, farts, spears, men and animals. The colors are apparently as bright as when laid on. Tbe wonder was discovered by Franciscan missionaries 100 years ago, and there has been no change in its appearance since. When or by whom tha walls were deco rated no one knows. The Indian tribes had no tradition concerning the work, and regarded it with superstitious reverence. AS YOU LIKE IT, Amy What an absurd habit that Is of young Dalley's-always tucking his cane. ousie-f think it la a good plan. It keeps blm from talking, you know, W' Father 'WilliOf woat is your teacher going to five you fox a Christmas present? WilUe-A holiday. rather 1 should call that an absent, Instead of a present Puet. First Female Spirit Why are you un happy? Why do you weep? tjecood Female Spirit Look at tbe inscription on my tomb I They've made me a year older than I really was I Ob, I haU never know what rest means? Life. THE IXXXa SOUX j I do not want a dog, for fear he'll bite me; I do not wish a girl, for fear she'll slight me; . ,va I do not want a horse, forfearhe'll-klckme; . I?i I do not wish a friend, who'll mayhap stick me; 1 do not want to live, for really I Am fearful, when life's over I must die. Pue. ,M A TJHB'OBTUNAT.B PATX3E. "I've half a mind," said Brown, "aqd t&erij ne pausea And brushed some dust from off his hat; 'Indeed?' quoth Bronson with a smile. "I'd notl-? Have thought you had as muca as that." i Mr. Skimmer What do yon mean by rats!' when you speak of labor matters? T ? Mr. O. ts. Bourgeois A rat Is a workman whois satisfied to take less pay and work mora 'hours,1-' , than a member of the union. - " -tl Jlr. Skimmer (somewhat dazed) Strange thatr tbe White House should be overran wltb;ratrj When it OUgnt W UO Uic uwuC9ti wuuh tatauuau' mentln the isnawae. The manager a matrimonial agency; is re sponsible for tbe statement that when neproil poses a candidate lor tne nanus oi lau j patrons? the young girls lnvarianiy us: "What's be like?" Tbe widows Inquirer ' 'What are his business prospectsT" a While the old maids breathlessly ejaculate: Qreatheavensl quick! Where is he?' WnilM AX IDYL. He was ft stranger, five feet three, And I was six feet four: He eyed me straight from head to foot - He looked me o'er ana o'er. He stared, certes, he stared at me This stranger, clty-wlse. And fast my color rose in ire Against bis questioning eyes. What ailed my-feet? Ths strangtrtps "Sir, weoster never Knewj He said K Inches make foot .. Bnt-he had not seen yodl" -a, fet': r,- jrj