'RW i b4 wR- - r"e w. a:.-? , - T y-a ' fi I3515S" 5' .'. 'i H SECOND PART. .& -- ,WW" Yfat? : ? 3.V TTSBtJRd" DISPATC ;:' T.HGES 9 TO 16. w JB r r I ft E Some Facts About Pittsburg's Telephone System. S1XTYPBETTYHELL0 GIRLS Who Listen Pleasantly to the Kicks of Angry Subscribers. PLACING, CABLES UNDER GEOUKD. fWKmaf FOB THS MBPATCB.1 U- "WO dough " riors of --. V times off -l C -S shake hand "WO doughty war- modern offered to hands across the bloody chasm without exciting more than the in terest of the multi tude. But if they had declared an in tention of harangu ing each oth er across the peaceful ex panse o f several acres o f bnsiness honses, the whole world would hare flocked to see what was an impossibil ity prior to 1878 and 1879, always excepting the whispering gallery in St. Peter's Cathedral of Borne, and the wonderful whispering pavement in our own national Capitol. Edison, like other famous inventors, was simply the amplifier of an idea which had occurred to him perhaps when he was out -hunting and heard the sweet voice ot Mis tress Echo, and got to speculating npon the composition oi sound waves. Franklin looked at the fires of heaven, and was seized with 'a desire to pull them down to earth. So Xdison may have heard echo like any mundane woman having the last word, and been seized with the desire to make something besides dells and cliffs carry the sound of the human voice to some practical purpose. Or he may have re flected that if marble or granite could trans mit vibrations of the voice, why should not other and more ductile material. At any rate, the telephone idea grew in the brain of the Menlo Park enchanter, and was born in cogent shape. 4 Awfully lucky was he that he did not live in the pood old days when witches were spitted and staked. He might eves have been drawn and quartered as being in direct league with the Prince of Darkness, the acknowledged master of the black art. But the wizard lives in an age when utilitarianism is searched lor like a needle in a haystack. There was the practical, however, in his great idea, and the whole J'-5r56 A Pretty Telephone Girl. world is shouting "Hello 1 Central;" tha is, as many of them as can afford to ante up the necessary cost The balance of the world says the same thing through some other fel low's telephone. la fact, it may be said that if entire and harmonious communism prevails in any two matters in this country, it islu the use of telephones and umbrellas; with only the distinction that umbrellas are I ONQ RIG GOSSIP W Wfi Im MM J. Sjl t if -'w portable and telephones are not " PHTSBUBO SOFTEST TELEPHONE. a-Z r Telephony ioKttsbnrg dates back to the i rear 1879, whenibe first telephone was put If in between the IFirst National Bank Build-jP--' ing and the rooms of the Iron Association on .Fourth avenue. Ten years is not so long 9 ,. ago but that many can recollect what a furore the "talker" created and how much commotion was made all over the country. s" Having gotten into the historical vein, it f may be as well to remark that the Central District and Printing Telegraph Company was luunueu in -ruisnurg in 1874, ottering the Morse dot and dash and printing system to about 60 enterprising merchants, who wanted to reach each other in some manner. "The system was cubersome and, replaced wiui iue x.ui5on teipnone, was too dead to die. The first telephones were all Edison, with Edison transmitters. This was before , isiaee nna invented a superior transmitter, i which Edison had to have, and before Alex- ? attder Graham Bell bad laid the foundation oTa -princely fortune by filing a caveat in .tfie patent office embodying what have since been claimed as Daniel Drawbaugh's ideas, K In the first year ot the introduction of i. telephones locally 203 were placed in Pitts- h burg. Since then the increase in the f, number of purely local instruments has averaged 300 per annum, there being now 3.200 instruments in the two cities proper. "Manager Henry Metzgar assumed charge in 1881. There was an immense district to be worked with Pittsburg as the center. In this district there has been an annual in crease of 600 a year. It is bounded by 5 "Vaynesburg on the east, Youngstown on " thejnorth, Wheeling on the south and Bell- aire on the west Hardly a place which has ceased to be a village in this territory but hftTits telephone connection withBittsburg. In.this expanse of uncounted square miles there are at present over 9,000 telenhones, thousands of miles of wires and hundreds of -thousands of people who rise up or, rather, ring tip and call Edison blessed. 1 r ' As for the financial operations of this tel ephone district, it may be safely estimated , Hhat51,50.000are invested. Telephones are intwo classes. Those m business houses command a rental of 584 yearly. Those in priVate houses cost $75 yearl v to the user. It is safe to presume that of the 9,000 tele--1 phones in tne aistnct tall are business ad--ijuocts, ' and, on the other hand, half are in t urivate use. Bough calculation makes the 7. iipHvate wbisper boxes yield an income of t- hre7 finfl "and the hnKinpEs inGfmm.nf. ,. gooaifor 5340,000, an anuual income of S760, 000,'to say nothing of the out-of-town tolls. On, suburban instruments it costs 5 cents a minute to converse. The rate is 25 cents for each five minutes, the same rate going for .fractions of the allowed time. These out-of-town calls average 300 per diem, a not In considerable income, by the way. There are many -who yell monopoly, but they find a telephone as necessary as do other people - who grin and bear the high prices. SLAJTJLGEK UCTZOAB TALKS. Manager Metegar, whose principal busi ness it is to glue his ear to the telephone re 'ceiveri and listen, patiently to wrathrulre fxaarks about crossed., wires, saucy Operatois Itntt'MUnni jatVu'litfnTtefl 'nvinrl tn lininm I imir" -mirr . i. in a district containing 9,000 telephones and 85,000 connections, it a short pleasant feat ured gentleman with a profusion of gray hair and a gendarme mustache, and occupies offices on the floor directly over the bank room. He talked interestingly of the growth of the local cos-pany and as an instance of the extensions contemplated in the near future, mentioned the fact that the line force will have a trunk line wire into Johnstown in a few days. A trunk line wire is one from one exchange to another. He said that a fine exchange wonld be placed in Johns town. A line is also being put up from Sharpville to Mercer and one from Pitts burs to Bntler. All of the above will be ready for use inside of two weektC Lines will be jun from Pittsburg to La trobe, Clairsville, and Indiana. The growth of the telephone transactions with Greensborg has compelled the erection of two more trnnk lines, making three in all, and, indeed, that is the same state of affairs as exists in every city and town tributary to Pittsburg. In the two cities also, it is proposed to do away eventually with the "Eing One," "Sine Two," "King Three" and "Bing Four" idea entirely. There are at present not nearly as many wires as local telephones, and it is the present intention to have a wire for each telephone direct The plan of having several telephones on one wire is provoca tive of confusion, delays prompt service, results in endless inconveniences, and is in countless ways objectionable. When present plans are carried out the Pittsburg telephone service will be the best in the country. It might be remarked that it is The Long DUlance Switchboard. not considered to have very many freckles on it at present. But it is upstairs in the Exchange that things begin to grow both interesting and complicated. Mr. A. C. Gray is the chief operator, and he makes things run smoothly, and is supposed to have a correcting eye upon a couple of hundred thousand points of contact in the machinery of the switch boards, Mr. Gray is no relative of the poet, but a line in the "Deserted Village" occurs most forcibly to the investigator who sees the way this slight, boyish-looking man has the wonderful minutite of the intricate sys tem down fine. 'And still the wonder grew that one small head could carry all he knew," is the most apropos quotation possi ble. THE BIO CABLES. Mr. Gray went to a corner of his room, where a mass of cables sprnnc from the wall apparently. ""These," said Mr. Gray, "are our cables. There are two kinds, one un derground, the other aeriaL There are 41 underground of 50 wires each, two of 100 wires and five aerial cables of 50 wires each. "We long ago solved the problem ot under ground wires. Our bnried cables work ex cellently despite the absence of a steady electric current. The turning of the crank in the telephone box generates just enough electriciy to sound the opera tor's annunciator. Then all comninni tions over the wires are accomplished simply by sound waves- The underground cables run from the exchange to the streets, where they radiate like the tentacles of some huge devil flh. The 'depth oburial of direct wires is accomplished at some tral location. The process can be best illus- trated by giving the exact location of the places-wbere myriads of wires are brought into a cable and run under ground to the Exchange, Penn, Hamilton, Dallinger,How ard, Jackson, Stevenson, Bissell, "Schmitt, Stahl, Brill, Bakewell and Carnegie build ings. Bunched upon poles and run under ground from the pole are the following cables: Sixth and "Wood, Tunnel, First and Wood.Duquesnewav.Secondand Smith field, Third and "Wood, Penn and Seventh, Pourth avenue, Third andliibertv, Forbes and Boyd. Third and Duqnesne, Grant and Sixth, Penn and Eighth, Penn and Eleventh, Penn and Sixteenth, Twenty seventh and Smallman. Separate cables ruris to the Haines and Bienaman build ings, overhead. Cables also start for the Anchor and Diamond Banks. There is not an overhead wire to the Allegheny ex change. There is an immense rack on the front of which the cables are taken to pieces and IAiCening to Good- JTetrs. each wire trained in the way it should go. Abont three feet from the rack is a large testing board through which the wires pass. The board is 12 feet high and 30 feet long. The wire direct from the telephone ends at a switch, from which apiece of gold foil paper connects with the wire to the switchboard proper, where it reaches the operator. There is just enough metal on the loil-psper to transmit the 30 volts oi current generated by the crauk the cranky subscriber twists, to the switchboard. This is largely A PEECAtTTIOITABr MEAStTEE. as the foil-paper will not conduct electric disturbances or lightning strokes into the operating room. The foil paper is the only connection with the Doints ot contact upon the testing board. From this latter appar atus two wires run to each connection on the board, but in opposite directions, so that not only can the would-be converso talk ad libitum, but the testing wire coming from the other direction guarantees an uninter rupted chat, as, if a call for, a telephone .number in use is made, all the operator can do is to touch the number with a little nickel plug and feel very clearly the whirring ot the annnnriator. The 30 switchboards present an animated sight A long row of young ladies, two to each board, sit in comfortable chairs deftly manipulating plugs, levers, buttons and all manner of small appliances. Each switch1 boar,d has five panels, and in each panel there are 100 numbers. The point of contac tive connection is very small,, and the ut most care must be taken to give the number called lor. The wires enter at the back and are connected by means of "pnng jacks" to the orifices in which the pegs are pushed by nimble fingers. The insertion of the connect ing plug removes the contact with the wire going toward the annunciator, and turns on the wires outside of the exchange, jgy press ing down a small lever the two conversation alists are left to their own devices, while the operator becomes readv to receive the next calL Calls -are so frequent that the opera tors have mighty little chance to become ab sorbed in what is being Kid over the line The public which loves privacy will be pleased to. lra that stlMty-aine oae-hma- - M1 dredths of --the communications passing through the exchange are unheard by others than those participating in the sound-wave colloquy. It is too bad to take the romance out of ideas which prevail, but the belief that the failure to answer quickly is due to flirta tion among the operators, is shattered utterly by the cold fact that all the day operatives are young women. There are 26 of them, and they are bright and good looking. Mr. Gray said that women were more eqnable St Can't Raise Central than men in temper, and more patient and self possessed, and their rejoinders to angry subscribers struggling to secure a number are upon the old doctrine that a "soft answer turneth away wrath." A PECOLIAE COESCIDKNCE. It is a singular fact that all the operatives wear the head receiver an eight-ounce con traption which is held by a steel spring on the top of the head, with theear-Dieceon the left ear. "Whether that particular auricular organ is the best, or what the custom is due to, it would be bard to say. Seniority in service is what tells in the remuneration scale. In the first year an average salary is paid. At the end of two years a raise of 55 per month is always made and the same raise is also the accompani ment of four years' service. There are sev eral instances on record of a telephone young woman impressing customers as much with that beautiful rift a low and pleasing voice, that acquaintance has ripened into promotion to the agreeable position of saying "Hello!" when the man of the house arrives home from protracted lodge meetings. The hours are from 7 in the morning to G at night, with time afforded for luncheon. There are always extras on hand, so that if an operator becomes weary she can have a few moments to rest School teachers and clerks have become operators and seem to enjoy the life. As to the matter of speed one operator in the office has answered 102 calls in an hour. The lowest day's work on record is 450, and the highest was 1,150, the latter in the day after the Johnstown flood, when an importunate public nearly drove the oper ators crazy. In an adjoining Bmall room are the two long distance switchboard operators, who handle between 500 and 600 messages a day between them. At 25 cents per message this cuts a handsome figure in the daily receipts. Chief Operator Gray savs that he wants to assure the public that the incredulity very often expressed as to a telephone being "busy" is very unjust to the operators, who can have no possible interest in saying a line is busy, as it is far more trouble to answer a call and then try to argue that the line is engaged than it would be to make the connection. The bulk of the telephoning of Pittsburg is done between 9 o'clock A. M. and noon. It falls off very materially toward evening. Six boys operate the exchange rom"6 ly .ffic to midnigbtand arrrelieyed by'twSSboyt cen-TToy. ehieflv wmnrffi'lh ?n t dnce. 7 remarkaBI6 fo pu- "WALES. PKKSIAN J1ENDACITT. A Good Story la Never Spoiled for Lack of ' Word-Palntloe. The forms of untruth which prevail among a people are always highly charac teristic of mental, if not of moral qualities. The humorous exaggerations of our people are in strong contrast with the bold inven tions of the Persians, which resemble the extravagances of the "Arabian frights." The author of "From the Indus to the Ti gris," tells the following as a specimen of Persian mendacity: One of the Persians of our escort assured us that the wind often prevailed with such furious force that it knocked people off their legs. "Why, only last year," said he, with most animated gestures, "it tore up the sand in that hollow away to the left with such force, and swept it away in such Quan tities, that it exposed the remains of an an cient town of which nobody ever dreamed the existence before. The honses were dis covered in rare order. The chambers were clear of debris and clean swept ot dust, and marvelous to relate) the furniture was fonnd just as it stood when the city was swallowed up in the earth." "You astonish me," I said, "this is some thins very wonderful." "Tes," he continued, "you speak the truth it is wonderful. God is great, and His power is infinite. But I will tell you the most wonderful thing of all. Everything looked perfect and most substantial, but the momenta hand was stretched out to touch an object, the object at once crumbled to powder. The place is only a few miles off our road, would you like to gallop oyer and see?" . "Sour description," I said, "is so com plete that I see the place before my mind's eyes. "Why incommode ourselves in this rain for what is so apparent?" I saw that he felt the sarcasm, though, with genuine Persian monchalance, he covered his retreat with an "as you will I There the place is, and it you wish to see it, I am ready to accompanyyou." Baslneu-tilke Women. Barton (Vt) Monitor. The women of Glover village, for public good, will meet on Thursday, for the pur pose of repairing the sidewalk in the vil lage. Meet at 920 A. 21., bringing ham mers, saws and nails. Per order committee. Texai Down Fine. Newport (Vt.) Champion. P. B. Gardiner, highway surveyor for the village district, has upon his taxbook 237 taxes ranging from 3 cents to 15 cents. The poll tax is 12 cents, and the 3 cent tax is on a' cow owned by a minor. Why the Dnke Win Rejected. Mr. Chine (ff Cincinnati) I s'pose h.e's honest enough, an' I ain't got nothitt' agin him 'xcept one thing, j Miss Chine What is that, papa? Mr. Chine He don't look any more like oae of as "reel porkMekers thn a' shoat looks like a rirafc.-WtMiW' - - '&&& kir.fM, ft" - . , . ft, fcUl. -S 7t PITTSBTJR&, SUNDAY, THEBEAUTIFULSNOW A Collection of Quaint Proyerbs, Eiddles and Fancies About' FATHER WINTER'S WHITE MAHTLE. What the Snow Indicates to the Amateur Weather Sharp, WHITE CHUBCHXAED LEAH GRAYEIABD rwEimir ros the dispatcilj The snow has always been attractive to men, in spite of the puns against "beautiful snow." Its purity, its whiteness, and the silent, mysterious way in which it falls, have given rise to many queer ideas about it In many parts ot Germany children are told "it is Fran Holda picking her geese." In the HarU Mountains it is Peter instead of the heathen goddess, and it is said that "Peter is shaking his bed." "Peter rules" is said in another place, and in still another part of Germany, "the angels are plucking feathers and down." Borne ,say "there is a new neighbor moved in overnight" There are a few proverbs connected with the snow popular expressions of meteoro logical portents. An Italian proverb says: "A year of snow, a year of plenty," and other sayings express the same belief in the fertilizing nature oi snow: Bo far as the sun shines on Christmas Say, Bo far will the snow blow in May. Better philosophy than poetry is expressed in this saying: "When the snow tails dry. ifmeans to lie. But flakes light and sott, bring rain ott Snow in the early spring is regarded as disastrous: In March much snow To plants and trees much woe. It is said in our own country that there will be as many snow storms during the sea son as there are days left in the month after the first fall of the snow, and the number of days it will snow during the succeeding season, is similarly indicated by the1 num ber of days the last snow lies on the ground. If there is no snow previous to January, His said there will be the more in March and April. If the first snow sticks to the trees it indicates good harvests. Finally, the usual Christmas prognostication becomes here: "White churchyard, lean graveyard. The most apt illustrations o( popular ideas about the snow come to us in the shape of riddles, ot which there are a great many. These represent the snow under various guises, and are very cuhoub. Hirst are those which are simply descriptive, or use no disguise. A Swabian riddle asks: "It flies and has no wings; it goes and has no feet "What is it?" So with the German conundrum: In the air it flies, on the ground it lies, On the tree it sits ,'ln the band It sweats. On the stove it is lost, in the water it drowns; Who is knowing, understands this. A Swiss riddle reminds us of Humty Dumpty: Something on the roof's alight. Catch it with the band, you may; Bat if the wind should blow it down. Not with a hundred napkins, nay. A fall of snow is thus described in white Bussia: It flies like a lord. It sits like a peasant, -It is kicked lifceA'dog. JJ Blmilarlv infiervlaTL. " ?& ' It comes like a Turk, It lives Ufce a lord. It is killed like a dog. Any child might solve the following: "White as chalk, Xifgnt as down. Soft a; silk, "Wet asf oam. VENETIAN CONUlfDBUlI. Two "Venetian riddles would be spoiled by translation. One means much the same as the Swabian riddle first given: Pirolin cbe pirolava, Tenza gam be it caminava, Fuza cul il se sentava Pirolin che pirolava. In the other the snow begs Lady Sun not to devour her: . Alta dama de palazzo, Casco in terra, 1 no me maizo; Bianca son, e negra me fazzo, tutte me tol su per spazzo. A favorite form of these riddles is that in which the falling snow is represented as a bird, which is destroyed by tne sun, as a mutilated person or animal, like the Lettish saying: "Small white birds are settling down; the hedges are lull of them; there comes the shine and eats them all up." i (The oldest of these riddles is perhaps of the fourth century, forming part of a Latin charm or cure for a certain disease of the chest named in the first line. It reads thus: Corcedo, Corcedo. be quiet. (There camda featherless bird, Perched on a leafless branch) Borne shepherds found it. Gathered it without hands. Cooked it without fire, Ate it without teeth. The sun's rays represent the shepherds. The lines in parenthesis were wanting, but appear in a similar verse from a manuscript of the tenth century, found in a Swiss mon astery: There flew a bird without leathers, Bat on a tree without learis; There came a man without hands, Climbed It without leer. He cooked it without fire. And ate it without a month. The answer is given to this the snow melted by the sun. The modern forms retain the same features, being varied as to partic ulars. A riddle from Schleswig-Holstein runs thus: There came a bird featherless. Bat on the tree leafless: Then came a maiden mouthless, And ate the bird featherless That sat on the tree leafless. The sun is feminine in Teutoniolanguage, hence the maiden. Versions from the Faroe Islands, from Alsace, and from other parts of Germany, resemble the last closely. A Swabian verse gives us a new destroyer: '"There came a bird featherless On a tree which was leafless; Then came Mother Bunzio, "Who ate the bird featherless." The English riddle'is totally different: White bird featherless Flew from Paradise: Perched upon the castle wall; Up came the Lord John Landless. Took it np handles", And rode away horseless To the King's white hall." BEKVTAir AND PLNNISH EIDDLES. Frequently the birds are only wingless, as in the Servian lines: "Wingless birds came flying down. They tell on a leafless tree: Then came a boy without lips. And be ate the wingless birds." New features are introduced into the Finnish riddle: A bird flew without wings. It perched footless, on a tree: A Tinrln came that was monthlesa She ate the bird without salt, Bhe roasted it without fire. The flakes of snow are eggs in the follow ing, also from Finland: The bird flew wingless The woman ran footless Bhe ate the eggs. And also in-o Servian riddle: A heavenly fowl has laid its eggs oa the stable. Birds of every variety are imagined; soae wingless, some whole. A second English riddle says: A Bilk-white gull through the atrsUea own, Aa ce'er a tree bath lights thereon. A so ve occurs in nuaie irnaa uiriiy" ,XW W a WW lMrCH9M PEOEMBER 8, 1889. Down on a tree leafless: . , There came a hawk beakless. And ate the dove featherless. In a Servian saving, attributed to the traow, its rapid degradation is shown: "I flew, an eagle; I-fell, a Czar; I perished, a dog;" and the bird series may conclude with the curious Finnish riddle : He flredtthe duck on the hill; Someone without mouth ate it; Bomeone without hands took it. The snow is also represented as a person or as.an animal. A Lapp query reads thus: "When can one see the old fellow, who has a white head only one night?" .The same figure is employed in the Fin nish riddles that follow : A centenarian, old in one night The centenarian's new cap. Each year anew one made. . In the last, the snow is really a cap, and in another from the same source, it is a bon net: "Old woman's new bonnet ' .Each year a new one." Hie snow is frequently represented as a female. An enigma, coming from the days of Ancient Borne, is of this class: "Tell me, what is that which is something, the daugh ter of the mother, while the mother is child of the daughter? That which may be ex pressed. Mater me genuit, eadem,mox gig nitur ex me?" The answer, "snow and water," is given in detail. A Sicilian rid dle is to the same effect: Female I am, female was born, Female was the mother who bore me; In the midst of the winds I am beeotten. 'Midst the winds oi FonCnt, ot Iieyant and Africa. Then I am carried between thb ditches, And I cool those who live happily; And if I am touched by my mother, I bear the mother who bore me. And another Servian rhyme represents the snow as a woman: An old woman lies on Velej (mountain) Till some one rouses her, there She will lie. ODIN'S QUESTION. Odin, the Norse hero, asked the following question of a certain King Heinrich accord-, ing to the Edda: "What are they joyous young maids who glide orer the earth to the' joy of their father? In winter they carry a white shield, but a dark one in summer?" The answer given is snow and water, these being the shields. Those riddles in which the snow is an animal come next The ox in the following Servian puzzle is a sort of Humpty Dumpty: "An ox has fallen in a deep ditch. None can take it thence save God himself." The horse represents the snow in the strange Finnish riddle: "The horse rises from the sea. He returns murmuring under the barn." Sheep appear in another from the same source: lThe Estboniau ram, the German sheep. Tarns on his feet in the fields, and dances on the prairies." These sheep are devoured by the sun-wolf, In the following riddle, from Servia: "The fields and the villages are full of white sheep, A single wolf will come and devour them alL" The hare is the snow-fall in Finnish puzzle verses: t The hare runs on the Ice, Whines in thb court And hides in a hole in the woodpile. The fox, is used in snother: The fox runs on the river, He shakes his coat, he swings his talk One of the numerous Servian riddles in troduces an apt figure of speech: White bees hire alighted on the ground, One beinc only can take them away, The whole world else cannot Finally, there are the riddles in which the snow is likened to some inanimate ob ject. It is frequently a mantle, covering the earth, as in the French puzzler "What is tb&t which' covers air the city of Paris and eknnot'cover the bottom of a well? A childish-riddle from the Low German rMnveysKeme meaning: " . "mere came a man. irom aix, With a white spread; Ha thought he could the whole world deck, But he scarce could reach the Elbe." The same idea is expressed in the Catalan riddles: "What's thisT A thing Everywhere spread, But ventures not to sea," "A white bedspread Having nor seam nor hem." So unfrozen rivers defy the snow, as in the Servian: "A mantle decks half the world. But it cannot cover its brother." (The river.) Lapp and Finnish puzzles represent the flakes of snow as falling chips: "Some one cats wood. The chips fall, yet one hears naught" "A man chops on the sea, The chips fly here." Servians, whose imagination seems to be the liveliest, are responsible for this last rid dle, for the melting snow: "The royal cap has disappeared From under the linden trunk On St George's Day." F. S. Bassett. ir WAS TODGfi ON THE POET. The Old Carpet Weaver Who Needed Brains in Her Bniineii. t A young poet, not averse to letting strangers know that he was a poet, was one day in the country with a party of friends. Stopping for some milk -at an humble farm house, they saw an old lady weaving a rag carpet on anold fashioned loom in a small out-building. Several of the party had never before seen a rag-carpet woven, among the number the young poet After watching the progress for several minutes, he said in a patronizing tone: "That looks simple, but I dare say, grand mother, I could write a poem easier than I could weave a yard of carpet "Like enongh," replied the aged weaver, simply, with no intention of placincr the youDg man in an embarrassing position be fore his friends, "like enough, sir; for after all, it takes some brains to do this." L00KLD BATHER CHEEKY. n Elegant Lady Malie a Remarkable Dl- ptay of Nerve. Detroit free Fress.i A lady drove up to the postoffice in a bug gy yesterday and called to a gentleman who was passing. "Would vou be kind enough to mail these letters?" - "Oh, certainly," he replied as he bowed and scraped and received them. "Get stamps and put on, please." "Certainly." At the end of five minutes he came ont and she fished out a 20 bill out of herpor temonnaie and asked: "Can you make the change?" "No, ma'am." "Then I'll bring it next time I come. auaass ana gooa morning. A Cooler. Mowbray rye sdmethingvery important to say to you, after tie girls leave the room. JessieOhOalk it right omt, do. I've promised everv on of them td tell them inst .whatye sM wltes yoB'SHropw-, sad UMy setssseLEa?fcs! THEEE SHE-BLOWS I An Old Whaleman Tells of the BUe and Fall of Whaling. HAEUESSIK6 THE LEVlATHAfl. Cruising Grounds and Habits 'of Sperm and Eight Whales. K1HTDCKET WHALEE8 IED THE "W0EID rwKirrsw job the dispatch. 1 HE true Gene sis of whaling can only be guessed at The book of Job throws out hints ot unsuccessful attempts to harness Leviathan, but the He braic whale hunters evidently gave it np as a bad job. Bnnning down the grooves of time we find other occasional allusions to the pursuit in Scriptural writ and the' le gends of Brahma, but these references are as vague and misty as the traditions of the An Old Dutch Whaler. American1 Indian in assaulting the Masta don of terra firma, or the Maori's attack upon the)giant bird of the Antipodes. An incomplete skeleton of fact is all that is left us from ancient authorities, which, for the most part, we must. 11 out with fablejutsV fugitive, ijtncy.j ?--"" Among civilized nations the Basquea and Hollanders fitted out whaling cralt some, centuries agone, but these were doubtless foe the smaller species of cetacea, and did not crnise far off soundings in their vessels of in. significant tonnage. The English, however,-? were persistent wnaiemin, even prior to the age of King Alfred, and have continued the pursuit down to the presenj day to a greater or less extent, although their whaling fleet now mainly consists of a few steam vessels from Hull and Dundee, Scotland, sent out to traverse the Greenland seas. Before the early part of this century the English whalemen possessed a virtual mon opoly of the Pacific crnising grounds, bnt the raid of Commodore Porter in the gallant little Essex during the War of 1812 upon the British whaling.marine in that ocean, in flicted an irreparable blow upon them. From 1812 td 1845 a few English whalemen still frequented the South Pacific, while at rare intervals boats 'were still lowered from an occasional visitor to the same seas, floating the French or Bremen flag, but the ships of all these nationalities have totally disap peared for many years past, and left the chase in those waters as a monopoly and monnment to American enterprise and per severance. No one names Nantucket withont recall Starting on a Four-Yearf Cruise., ing that little sand-spit of the sea as the main nursery of American whaling, from whenee. in the early part of the last century, as tradition tells, the first whale boats cruised within sight of the island, carrying a few cobble stones aa a necessary portion of the "gear" to throw at the whale and test his temper as a PEUDEHTIAIi PBELIMIKAET before coming to closer quarters. This ex treme precautionary measure (if indeed not a slander) was doubtless attributable, not to a iaCE.01 courage iu me cany vuaiter popu lation of Nantucket, so much as to the fact that their peculiarly peaceful tenets of faith tiromnted the avoidance of even the semblance of a fight when the capture of a less pugnacious fish could be made by the "doctrine of selection" -thus giving an easier "catch" as well as conscience. However, the purely ethical points of whaling did not prevent these Nantncketers from spilling tons of Leviathan gore; the "shorejwhaling" gradually gave way to the development of a class of vessels more suited to the deep sea and long cruises, ex tending to the coast of Africa, the Spanish main and under the skies Of the Southern Cross to Bearch out new grounds frequented by the sperm whale, wjille still other shins were despatched to seek the haunts of his Northern congener, the "bone" or right whale. The Beaver, of Nantucket, was the first American whaleman" that ever rounded Cape Horn. This new departure occurred in 1791. The Bebecca, of New Bedford, followed in its wake the nae year. These argosies proving tb wccestfol were precursors to a- large -fleet which dis puted the supremacy of the Pacific with the EBglisk satil the dee.ideSee of the .fishery oi tN latter 'nation i that ocesm after Um CltH 'XMCX.M HW, -"-'JriMMStaM fr I period down to the outbreak of the Civil "War, the sails of our whalemen were spread in every zone of the Sonth seas, and the jubilant cry ''Thar she blows" was heard in everyldegree of their watery kingdom. The early cruising grounds were mainly off the coasts of Chili, Peru, Ecuador and near the Gallipagos Islands. These grounds are still considered as being among the best in the world.. Thespeim whale was the only cap ture sought in these waters. After several years of incessant pursuit, finding the game more shy and scarce, a few ships struck out into the hitherto unknown ocean to the westward, through the Archi pelagos which stud those seas, finding there the cachalot in almost countless numbers, and new feeding grounds at intervals from thecoastof Sonth America to the bays of New Zealand. Other ships soon followed, and hundreds of islands were discovered and re ceived their first visit from white men, and were made known to civilization by the ad venturous captors of these ceteceans. The sperm whale, as is generally known, fre quents both cold and warm latitudes, al though it seems to prefer the warmer zones. Li has been seen and captured in all the great oceans from 60 north to 60 sonth. The right, or "bone" whales, are, however, found only in Polar seas, except when win ter brings them as a casual visitor to higher latitudes. Thev cannot cross the tropics, and the right whale of the Arctic differs in marked characteristics from that of the Antarctic ocean. A PATETG BUSINESS. In the devious voyages of the sperm whale hunters it naturally was of frequent occur rence, from their covering so wide an extent ot meridians, that they encountered right whales. Especially in the North Pacific they were met in immense numbers. When it became more difficult to "fill np" with sperm oil, ships were fitted out for the northern fishery, with astonishing results, it being at first a not uncommon occurrence to obtain a fall cargo in a single season. The right whale also yielded a larger quan tity of oil in addition to the bone of com merce. It was likewise more peaceable and easy to kill, not having the unpleasant habit of "jawing back" so characteristic of the spermaceti species. The oil of the right whale, however, ranked in value but little more than one-half the price ol sperm. The rapid discovery of new and distant whaling grounds necessitated nearer and more convenient ports for refitting, and the Sandwich Islands became the principal rendezvons lor the Forth Pacific fleet In 1818 the ships Equator and Balaeua entered Honolulu, they being the first American whalemen to touch at those islands. With in less than 2d years after it was not an un usual sight to witness from 50 to 75 of these ships anchored there at the same time. Aside from the advantages of proximity to the whaling grounds the vessels found an abundance of fresh supplies and. tropical fruits, so welcome after a long sea fast Homeward bound ships would also take oil from other vessels as freight to the United States. The kindly disposition of the na tives and genial climate ot these islands were also strong attractions to "Jack," as well as his master, which led to frequent desertions of the sail ors, as the1 life of a "beach-comber" in the midst of such delicious environments, with its luxurious ease and lack of moral and social restraints, was doubly acceptable to the,happy-go-luciy style of many of this class of seamen alter the severe discipline of the ship and the contrast to the severe ex posure of a cruise in the Northern ice. Frpm.1846 to 1856 were the golden days of whaling. At the commencemeut.of tbatde- On the Lookout or Whales. cade about 750 whaling vessels hailed from the ports of the United States. These were of all classes, from the "plum puddingers" of Provincetown, as the schooners were termed that fitted out for a six months' crnise in the Atlantic, up to the fine and experienced square-rigged ships and barks, which sailed for a voyage ot from three to four years dur ation to the nethermost parts of 'the three great oceans parcelling ont between them the Atlantic, Pacific and Indian waters. During this period it seemed as if every sea, bay, strait and lagoon were vexed by the ad vancing keels of our "blubber hunters." WHY WHALErO DECLINED. From 1846 until the outbreak of the Civil War in 1861, there was a gradual, yet not serious decrease in the number of vessels fitted out. The rebel privateers then flashed I over the ocean like baleful comets, and in flicted what, at the time, appeared to be the death-blow to this branch of onr marine. It is, however, reasonable to believe that the war only hastened the inevitable. Whales had become more shy", and seemed to have instinctively acquired a greater degree of cunning, as evinced in change of habits and feeding grounds, while the in cessant onslaught on their ranks for more than ialf a century had reduced their num ber. To all this add the facts of the in creased cost of outfits and the greater length of time required to fill a ship, and it was not strange that the ablest and wisest whale men had serions forebodings for the future. The discovery of cool oil in 1859 antedated the war tornado abont a rear, and with its manifold substitutes for the products of the fishery would have effected the same end aj surely, if not so speedily, and the prestige of whaling have departed with the general introduction and use of petroleum. For some years after the -war compara tively few ships-were fitted out for the pur suit. The loss of the Arctic fleet near Cape Barrow in 1871 dealt another crushing blow After the Storm. to the reviving interest Still more recent losses in the same seas have also wrought dire disaster to the waning industry. There are now afloat scarcely one-siventh of the number of that whaling phalanx. wImmmUs whitened every sea in its palm iest dstys. Of these the largest tonnage, as of-ywe, follows the current of the-Pacific froR,tbe equinoctial liae to the ice limits of either pel. The remainder .of the fleet is spacad over the various grounds of the At- laytie, while few or none bow press the Ms tse omc stwous naunts oi.tne lAi.(?AlfFOK9. Mill' THE; PASTOR'S CI&AlJ Famous Preachers of Two ContinenwS Discnss the Qnestion: ' ' -w SHOOLD OUR CLBRGTMBNSMOIB? And a Decided Difference of Ojinlompj I .. Thereby Disclosed.- MIBISTEES Wflo EUJ0I JBEIB CISJ i 4. IWJUIXEX 70S THE DIBTATCB.1 It has always been aa interesting questioaj iu luu juiuuq vi uiAaj waeuier clergymen from point of example, should induIgeiiifK smoking. It is a common belief thatut! cigar in the mouth oi the minister is an in jurious example to the young. TJp to this) time the voice of the clergy has, save in onon or two scattering opinions, not been heard,i Accordingly, more than a year .ago I begaa.7 to secure the opinions of the most famous preacher of America and Europe, as writ--! tenor spoken by themselves especially for' this publication, whether the qnestion, "Should Clergymen Smoke?" finds its sols- tion in these opinions or not, I leave thaj readers to indp. Tlmripn "W ftmr Jf DE. TALMAGE ONCE A S30KEB. jA An Off" I7iA& "".. a .JI TTt 1 tTa.ftX va-w w. -ww waAaW VMIISCU U11U K0 !! f the Habit. It seems to me that this question of tnej use oi tooacco oy clergymen is one that every minister should decide for himself.? I do not, therefore, speak for others, but ex-'g press only my own individual opinions when Isay that I believe tobacco to beruin-'' ons-to one's physical health, whether he ben The taste fox tobacco may be endured fori generations, but sooner or later I believe iF5 acts disastrously in some way, either to the:, mind or to the body. Nor is this a stated ment of glittering generalities. I knowl whereof I speak. For many vears I smoked cisars. but I'dtft! not do so now. I wonld not now thinkfof smoking a cigar any more than I would! drins a vial of laudanum. I came to eive". np the habit in this way : I was livingJIn''! Syracuse, Xi. X., but had just been called vu iiiuuci(jijiA au uuer la tne jrnijaoei- pnia ennren to which l accented a. call'-.f J offered, as one of the inducements to.my, ,1 uuuiiu, tuaii uta weiuu give me Bllt hU9i cigars I wanted the rest of my life free-' of charge. He was a wholesale tobacconist, and would have kept his promise. At that time cigars were higher in price than they are now, and the offer meant the saving of a great deal.oC money to me. I was then smoking np to my full capacity that is. I used as many r cigars as health would permit I thought to mvseil what wonld haDnen if I shonld get them free! The thought so appalled me that I made a resolution then and there to stop smoking, and never touch tobacco against in any manner or lorm. And irom that day" to this T never have. Now. T trnntd not take up smoking again for all the surplus la , V me .treasury. j j,- As I said before, every clergyman inus$- seme tne question xor nimsell accoraingjto; his own conscience and belief; Bat as.'forj myself, snfoking is utterly out of theqaej tion- Ifiis mvoDiuion that -manx-clarSSI meatrbohave oa Eeu.tombstoh:" "Died In the Lord' .ia M might have for more appropriate epitaph, "f uvuiea Dy xooaceo. 74 Brooklyn. T. De Wht Taijiaoi 1 T3 SO GOOD EBAS0X FOB S3I0ZLS6.' 7 Dr. Lyman Abbott Seta HIa Eaeo Agalaat Ska Hablr. I have never used tobacco in any form. and therefore write without that knowledge which is derived from personal enjoymentf 01 the cigar. 'From such study as I have been able.to give to the matter, I am not able to dis- smoking. The arguments appear to be aUg on the other side. While the evils of alco2v hoi are vastly greater than the evils of tobacco, on the other hand it appears to metj easier to construct an argument in favor ofS the moderate use of alcohol than in favor of j tne moderate use of tobacco. K3 The physical evils that result from toof! tobacco habit are notorious. The moral,; cviis auucu ui uie oiw eexraus. i Whatever may be the imagined benefit of '4 smoking to overworked men (and women? -J sr. I- - - i-.s i j!l- .!.- .-ia ai i is a acuuuvc, nuu ueeu j more Mail Mo": wives and mothers?;, it is by substantially universal consent an injury to the vounz.? And yet not only the young men in onr J stores ana colleges, ont the boys in their' HGUa 410 lUIGKiAW auiuftc9, -17 The minister shonld teach by his life; heg snouia set an example wnicn he is willing his congregation shonld follow; he should-ji ...11- J- .1 .1 t.r-1. 1.- j :1 it x xi.-.v3! tvaiA. iu Mia pabus wuivu ud uesires mat ms boys and young men who look up to him? shonld walk. As I personally do not wish . to see the boys in my Sunday Schools nor the young men in my church and congrega tion smoEing, a ao not propose to set them the example of the smoker. And I cannot bnt think that on the one hand, if all mini r sters were of this opinion, and set a univer sal example against the cigar, it wouldh count for something; and, on the other handj that there is a certain inconsrraitv In a? smoking clergyman preaching a sermon oq utucujiag us j usui us me ueaa, or denying nMal..j.H (.. .1... mhI i9 ,- . at 1ka wuseiica tut uic ai-vc Vk uur ucituuurs. v.g And yet some of the noblest, most devoted,'- most consecrated ministers in the Church of Christ, men before whom I bowin,reverr Ann. avm lii.l..l'tinl awmlm-Ba "- UlG AaC S10UitUtU aiilUa,GI3 uJ -UaUVJa.iJ'Ua AXJULH Wltmnj, .r 5j3 "A A T0ICE FE03I ASD0TEE. ProC Anstln Pbelp Say the Kleotlna HaMc4 O Oeml- Nature. Some concessions must, in fairness, b-sj made to the smoking habit It is not a sfnjl in any man whose own conscience aoes noti so instruct him. It should not be made al test of character, even in our private judir-i ments of men-- As a man thinketh so ishe It is not a proper subject of e prohibition. The distinction is .not wise one which forbids it to clergymen moreiS peratively than to laymen. That ist-nota healthy type of religious faith whictflsys the cleigy under prohibitions which arenot thought necessary is regulating tbeTeoa; aoct or other men. Yet there are few. if any, usazes morally! innocent in themselves of which soTmaayj thfngs can be said to their discredit'as may be said of the use of tobacco as an indaf-3 gence. The habit is azainst nature. Tobacco ial I neither food nor drink. So fir as I knowifl it is not medicine except to a sick sheep-1 No natural anuetite of the human body frvea f fF tt. h1,a1. ..tm.l ..-A-.ti.ti"S but one species naturally takes to it-r-.il that is a worm. Intellectual cultnreJUraet fostered by it. Nor does it quicke Gratify sniritnal amirationsi i General Stonewall Jackson once said. Ifal his danghterthat since he had reachedraKJ years he had never taken a mouthful of.fa! at any hour ot da- or night without ukiac the blessing of God upon it The O -a wail was a native of a tobacco-growing SUte'a-a- prooaoiya smoker, uuticmay oerreaat ablv Questioned whether her ever Mtwht'l divine blessing-upon his daily-eigar?kJ smoicer ever did' Xet way notYCM smoking clergvmea answer th&questiosTfll An immense and increasing numbsMwTj curiKiatUk-elievers condemn. the &&-'; bBg,,nni.ysaga.aet.c wlih.tba issJUtiMTsjCj V . . -aaa- ia---B-----i--4a "n- .i-c -j a ni. aaai-a---i----L------ai