,u wjrtimm: jtx1 V i ' ffnify-.. t 13 M"n"NT"n A v. n"RimT!TirR-HrR oJ 11889."" l w rXXXatSUitU" UlDJTii.iUXX, w w . . -' "77. i i S' FIR. ROACH MUKDERED f. fSA. Shrewd Little Fellow and His Family Victims of Toison. DACK-LANTERNS USED TO EILL, In a Terj Systematic and Scientific Man ner at Dead of Sight, A BAD DRUG 1XIULED TI1R0UG1I PORES YES! I have slaughtered my millions," said G. "W. Jones, of roach powder notoriety, as he i leaned over his (canuy counter, down on Sev I enth avenue. "If you would j care to come I with me to- night, when 1 go juiy rounds, and sec how I spread death among the regions of the roach, I shall be verv liappy to act as your etude. Jly engagement for to night is at a certain well-known hotel in the city, where tho roaches have to be kept under at any cost. They (the hotel owners, not the roaches) hare sent for me, and my pay is conditional on the successful termina tion of my labors." P. Quill, the newspaper man, who was Mr.. Jones' questioner, expressed himself highly pleased with this kind offer of the jgcntlemaD, who "'contrived n double debt " to pay," beityj roach exterminator by night and candj merchant by day. A convenient rendezvous was arranged, and Mr. Jones promised to bring the necessary outfit for S this invasion of roachdom. Before parting our friend Quill managed to find out that Mr. Jones has quite a con tinental celebrity, and that his name may even become famous in Europe at no dis tant date. It appears that the great ocean- crossing steamers arc grievously afflicted by roaches. This is no disgrace, and surely no reflection on the steamers for want of clean liness, for it is always to the clean houses that roaches go. HIGH-TONED DIKDS. Tbey hate dirt just as much as the most sedate of old maids; and so the tidy house wife need never be blamed it roaches swarm in her spick-and-span kitchen. Slovenly 'houses are comparatively free from roaches, ttrst Came Two Suits o Overalls. from which we draw the conclusion that the roach is either a very cleanly insect with a horror of all dirtiness, or a very vain insect, "terribly afraid of spoiling its dapper red clothes. At any rate in the Atlantic liners the roaches live and thrive. Now Mr. Jones has received private information that, if he sends in his estimate for the destruction of said nuisances, the offer will be promptly accepted. Success in his labors will make him known in the Old World. The papers will paragraph him, the comics will depict him, crowned heads may send for him and nations do him honor, until, like Alexander, Mr, Jones will have no more worlds to con quer. But a truce to pleasantry, as the heavy villain says, in our last blood-curdling melodrama. The midnight adventures of Mr. Quill, under the guidance of his new friend, have yet to be described. It was nishtl Pale brooded the moon above the City of Iron. Ked in the night glowed the furnace fires alongMonongahela's banks. The great hotel was steeped in doom, save for that patch of light in which the clerk with sleepy eyes stood puffing a choice Havana all "the way from Sing Sing. Let us imagine the clerk to have just concluded a soliloquy, when enters to him a heavily mantled figure. I BEFOKE HIS MAJESTY. "Hello!" says the clerk. "Hello!" whispered the new comer. "Hast anything of Mr. Jones (the slayer of the red roaches) seen?" . "Nary see," vulgarlv answers the clerk. Just at this moment a heavy footstep is X Just Drop the Sponge (her My Mouth and Rose heard in the outer hall. A pale blue flame spreads over the scene. The newcomer trembles visibly, and cries: "Hush! That stepl 'Tis he! 'lis he!" fss And sure enough, so it was. TJp flared the lights, which had been burning low, and in came Mr. Jones, carrying a heavy-looking bundle in his arms. Mr. Quill for the first of the comers had been that redoubtable follower of Nellie Ely welcomed his cicerone effusively, and helped him to un pack his kit Pint came two suits of over alls, in which the conspirators at once ar rayed themselves. Then appeared two wet sponges, fitted with strings. One of these he fastened over his forehead, knotting the strings behind his head loosely, so that the sponge could easily be slipped down over his mouth and nostrils. Another he gave to Mr. Qnill, who looked somewhat dis trustfully at the arrangement, and asked: NOT XXACTLV A GAG. Vis this a gag? You can't muzzle the press, yon know. Harrison tried it and offailed." 'jltit no gg,"ilr. Jonei answered, "but lla 15 KSSSwi M'HWrwV.A "tf.tilr if Jm lEP fflLJTM JyAKli BPCfc merely a lung -preserving apparatus. You see, the roach powder gets into one's lungs, and will inevitably destroy the constitution if allowed. The powder is not poison; but it 'gets there just the same.' I suppose you know that stonecutters mostly always die young? The stone dust, just like the pow der, gets on the luns. Now, when I am going to blow the powder out of my bellows here, I just drop tho sponge over my mouth and uose. That protects them." Mnch relieved, the newspaper man put on the curious looking "apparatus." A pair of bellows next appeared, in which was the magic powder, and finally two dark lanterns weie drawn forth and lighted, each conspirator taking one. Now we are ready," said Mr. Jones. "We will go first to the linen room. I hear they were starchiug curtains and things Wm Brought a Zealous Policeman onthe Scene, here to-day, and you know roaches dearly love starch." "Are you off?" asked the jocular clerk be hind his counter. "Say, won't you take a drink before you go?" x "H'ui! well, I don't mind," chorused the roachkillers. MET DIDN'T DEINK. "Help yourselves," then," remarked the clerk, politely passing the ink bottle, and sauntering of to a distant part of his enclo sure. This was exasperating, bnt it had to be put up with. Off to the linen room started the twain. Mr. Jones flashed his lantern scientifically round. Mr. Quill was not used to dark lanterns, so he made a careful imitation of Mr. Jones' manipulation of his. Presently some traces of roaches were discovered. Down went the sponge over Mr. Jones mouth, and down went Mr, Jones on his knees, pnffing his bellows once or twice into a fissnre in the wall. "Very little powder is required," he said, rising to his feet. "Those few puffs will kill an army of roaches. Hal is that a roach on the basket over there? By Jove, yes! See, the fellow has been sent out to reconnoiier. Watch his eyes twid&ling! They are cun ning fellows, these roaches." "He's gone," cried Mr. Quill; "he ran into that crack over there." Down went Mr. Quill's sponge, and Mr. Quill puffed about an ounce of powder into the crack and all aronnd it "That ought to kill them anyhow," laughed the profes sional. "I see you are bloodthirsty." "The ancelof death spread bis wines on tho blast. And pufTd on the face ot the foe as he past," misquoted Quill, as they continned the search. "But tell me, Mr. Jones, does your poison kill all sorts of insects?" "Well, that's the curious part of it," said .Mr. Jones. "It will kill nothing but a roach that is the first few pufis won't. It is no use against any other insect. By the way, do you know how a roach inhales this stuff?" "Through its nose?" ventured the news paperman. "Bat it hasn't got a nose," replied the other. "No, sir, it inhales it through the pores of its skin. That's ho w a roach inhales. Its sense of smell is extraordinarily acute for that very reason. It can smell anything sinellable 100 feet off. In fact, every one ot its pores is a nose in itself. It is all nose." GAS BEINGS THE BUGS. By this time the linen room had been thoroughly searched, and the pair went off to the kitchen of the hotel. "I'll bet you there are roaches here," said Mr. Jones. "Yon see, this natural gas is the very thing to bring them. They didn't like the coal dust, you see, because, as I told you, they don't like any kind of dirt. But the gas is clean, and there is a constant warmth, so the roaches come in myriads. You'll always find them round gas-fire mantels." Sure enough! they found plenty of roaches in the kitchen, but not one, it may be safely said, survived that night. "I'll come back here in two months again," said Mr. Jones, "and give the house another overhauling, That'is the usual close time for roaches." Other rooms were then visited, and at last the outer hall was reacned again. The jocular clerk was asleep, with another cigar in his mouth. A hunt for roaches com menced, and Mr. Jones detailed some ot his experiences in the trade. It appeared that people didn't like their names to he men tioned as owning houses frequented by roaches. One millionaire Aileghenian left Mr. Jones" employ because his name got in this connection. His haughty soul could not bear the taint of roaches! Ladies leav ing houses generally send for Mr. Jones. They don't like the next owners of their houses to have a bad opinion of the former tenants. "But, bless you," said Mr. Jones, "the roaches are everywhere in the finest East End houses, in the churches, in the jail yes. don't stare! there are thousands in the jail. I offered to clean it out once; but I cot no answer to my offer." There is no tellinc what revelations might not have come forth, had not an injudicious handling of his lantern on the part of Mr. Quill brought a zealous policeman on the scene. "Hello!" he said; "what's all this? Burglary, eh? Come along till I call the wagon." It was useless to protest Tho ueuuiiH, sam me wormy policeman, was certainly a burglar's tool, and then the dark-Iaulern! Respectable people would not go into hotels at midnight with dark-Ian terns! Mr. Jones tried to awake the jocn lar clerk; but ne only snored the louder. So the wagon w- called, and the hapless pair were co Tiyed to Central station, where, but for Ue timely arrival of some newspaper men, they might have spent the night No more roach-hunting for Mr. Quill even idea-hunting is better than that! BRENAJf. A MIXED UP CASE Which Shows the First Ward Is Not Tet Completely Purified. The inmates of No. 36 Second avenue, which has been kept glaringly open ever since Alderman Cassidy's proclamation, are summoned before Judge Grlpp this morn ing as witnesses. On Saturday night Officer Smith saw two men pursued by a third man on Second avenne near Market street. He stopped the two, who proved to be Philip Edwards and Thomas Manion, and detained them until the third man, John Thomas, came up. Thomas said that Edwards and Manion had stolen a watch, and lie, as a de tective had arrested them. They broke away, and he was after them when they were stopped. Officer Smith doubted that Thomas was a detective. He is in the habit of put ting in mote or less time about 'Squire Cas sidy's office, but the officer did not think he bad ever been commissioned. As the two men denied stealing the watch, but laid the theft at Thomas' door, Smith decided to arrest the three ot them. Thomas broke away, hut was recaptured, and all the prisoners locked up. At the hearing yester day 'Squire Gripp was unable to get a clear understanding of the ease, but the indica tions were that.some one had stolen a watch from Maggie Raymond's place, and hence the summons. The Clipper Bout Club. The Clipper Boat Club, on the twenty second anniversary of its formation, held a reunion Saturday cveninc at the home of Mr. E. Tafel, No. 326 Webster avenue. A repast was served and there was singing and dancing. James Slattery, as the baldest bachelor, was presented with a laurel wreath. The presentation speech was made by J. Bumbaugb, who chased Mr. Slattery closely in the matter of baldness. ATIMPOETANT TEAK In the Administration of the Depart ment of the Interior. A PERMANENT CENSUS OFEICE One of the Things Thought Necessary by Secretory Noble. HOKE H0XET IS KEBDED FOR PENSIONS Washington, Detember 1. The report of the proceedings of the Interior Depart ment for the past year has been submitted to the President Dy Secretary Noble. Mr. Noble's introductoryremarks are as follows: The first annual report made by any Secre tary chronicles and discusses chiefly, as a rule, those acts performed under the direction ot his predecessor; but at present, in addition to this labor (by no means light to one connected with the service so short a time), tho Secretary of the Interior has to record several very im portant events that have taken place In his department during the present administration. Some of these have been consummated slnco tho termination of tho last fiscal year: hut nevertheless it is deemed proper to reconnt their progress up to the time or this report Your attention is first called to these as they successively occurred: The opening of Okla homa: the successful negotiation of a treaty with the Sioux Indians of Dakota, and the ad vent into the Union of the four new States, North Dakota, South Dakota, Washington and Montana, none having cnteted previously .for IS years. While discoursing upon the subject of census taking the Secretary says: Upon the recommendation of the Superin tendent it Is suggested that our decennial cen sus would be far more complete and satisfac tory If the Census Office were made a perma nent bureau. Tho work of preparation for a census such as that of the United States is as vast and important as the actual enumeration itself. Tho demand for exact statistics is con stantly increasing, and the importance of creater accuracy and care in securing statisti cal data of all kinds would seem to indicate tbat as soon as the volumes of one census are published the preparatory work of another should commence. Under the present system it is impossible to keep the avenues of informa tion open, while the skilled statisticians, ex perts, and trained clerks become scattered, and there is great danger of repeating mis takes and attempting costly experiments. A permanent census office would be undoubtedly in the interests of economy and of statistical science, and would result not only in more effi cient work, but in greater rapidity of publica tion. MOHE MOKEY FOB PENSIONS. The estimates for pensions made for tho fiscal year beginning Jnly 1, 1SS9, were not only inadequate, but must havo been known to bo so wlien recommended to Congress. The esti mate for the previous year was 80,000,000. But before this estimate for the present year was completed it was apparent that a deficiency would be incurred, as it was incurred, for the previops year, to the amount of at least $8,000,000. and tbat this added to the original 0,000,000 would not bo enough to meet the obligations accruing belore tho end of even that fiscal year. It was known also that tho pension list -was increasing, and it the pay ments of 18SS-'S9 could not bo met with $80,000, 000. bnt a deficiency bill had to be passed for 8,000 000 more, it must have been anticipated that the former Commissioner's successor would be run into a deficiency. Yet the estimate for pensions was confined to eighty million dollars ($30,000,000) for lSS9-'90. The result, if the cause wero not so easily detected, might produce an unfair comparison between the previous ad ministration and tho present as to the amount to be expended In this branch of the service. 1 do not hesitate, however, to assume the re sponsibility, as I have done in the estimates for the next fiscal year, of recommending an in crease in the appropriation for pensions, so that a liberal and legal payment mavbemade to all deserving pensioners of the Republic. This bum will reach 97,210,202. Soon after the commencement of your ad ministration there sprung tin in the Bureau of Pensions practices in regard to the re-rating of pensioners tbat required tho intervention of tho Secretary. It was found tbat numbers of those who bad been receiving pensions, many of whom were employes in the Pension Bureau, had bad their pensions not only increased (some upon application therefor and some without such application), but the increase had been ordered to take effect long anterior to the application: and, on the orders of tho Commis sioner, large sums of money had been paid to these persons. Many of the cases had also been made "special. ".that is, preferred in time of hearing, and not a few called "IS-hour cases" had been hurried through an examination and the pension increased within two days. Tho Intention is to correct all of these evils for the f nture under the present Commissioner of Pensions, and so far as tho law will allow to exact a return of the monev which has been fonnd was illegally paid. This will prove a tedious and somewhat difficult undertaking. But in view of the enormous sums of money that might have been expended bad not this evil been corrected at tho time It was, the Gov ernment may be well satisfied, I think, even if it should have to lose a large portion of that already paid out. KO SPECIAL CASES. I further recommend that it should be mado the law of the land that no cases can be mado special or taken up for consideration ont of their order in any of the bureaus of the Gov ernment, except upon a statement of facts clearly distinguishing them from others equally meritorious; and that in the Pension Bureau nn case should be taken ont of its or der, except n here there is utter destitution or the prospect of early death, a fact which should be clearly established by sufficient testi mony of record; and that some suitable pen alty should be attached to both the application and the granting of the application where un authorized by one of these causes. It is in vio lation of the plainest principle of justice,nhcre so many applicants are abiding their time, Eaticntly waiting for the action of tho Pension urcau, that anyone should bo allow ed through any inflnenco whatever to take undun precedence of his comrades or of his comrades' relatives, and have a claim given to him wnilo they must wait, not only their turn, bnt havo that turned delayed by tho very preference granted. Tho Governor of Alaska states that since his arrhal within tbe district on June 1, ue has, so far as possible with the limited means of com munication afforded, fnspected the towns, vil lages and business enterprises that were within his reach in Southeastern Alaska, and inquired into the efficiency of the officers and employes of the Government and the pressing noeds of the Territory for the protoctfon of its people its various industries, and for the elevation and civilization of tho natives. He estimates tho population at -about 36.500. of which number 8.500 are whites. He docs not credit the re- Eorts in circulation as to the approaching anni ilation of the nativo population by wasting diseases, but believes that the next census Till discloso a larger number of natives than the last A TWELFTH-BATE NAVY. That's the Kind of American Flotilla Secre tary Tracy Describe A Cnll for Twenty-Firo nnd n Unit Millions for Next Year. "Wasuijioton, December 1. Hon. B. P. Tracy, Secretary of the Navy, has just sub mitted his annual report to tthc President. The most interesting features of the report arc as follows: The effoctive force" of tho United States navy, when all tbo ships now authorized are com pleted, excluding those which by the process of decay and tho operation of, law will by that date have been condemned, will comprise 11 armored veel. of which only threeare de signed for fighting at sea, and 31 unarmored vessels, making a total of 4Z The totil num- Catarrh in the Head Originates in scrofulous taint in the blood. Hence the proper method by which to euro catarrh, is to purify the blood. Its many dis agreeable symptoms, and tho danger of devel oping into- bronchitis or that terribly fatal dis ease, consumption, are entirely removed by Hood's Sarsapanlla, which cures catarrh by purif.ving tho blood; it also tones up the system and greatly Improves the general health. Try the "peculiar medicine." "For 25 years I have been troubled with catarrh In the head, indigestion, and general debility. I never had faith in anoh medicines, but concluded to try a bottle of Hood's Sarsa parllla. It aid me so much good that Icon tinned its use till I have taken five bottles. My health has greatly Improved, aud I feel like a different woman." Mns. J. B. Adams, 8 Richmond St. Newark. N. J. "I have used Hood's Sarsaparllla for catarrh with very satisfactory results. I received more permanent benefit from it titan from any other remedy I ever tried." M. E. Read, of A. Read L Son, Wauseon, O. Hood's Sarsapanlla Bold by all drnegists. SI: six for $5. Prepared only by c L hood 4 CO., Dowelh. Mass, . (00 Dkm Dm Dollar ber of war vessels in England 1s 567; in Prance, 2G0; in Russia, 168; in Germany, 105; m Holland. W: in Spain, 80: in Italy. 80; In WW 81: In China. 73; In Sweden and Norway, W, and in Austria, 68. .,,. The table shoivs that even when the P"80 building programme is completed the Unltea btates cannot take rank as a naval P"r; Any one of tho powers named could, witnouj serious difficulty, even after the completion or onr fleet as now authorized, secure in a single raid upon our coast an amount of money sa" elenttomect the expenses of a naval war; n amount, one-half, of which, if judiciously ex pended over a series of years, would be sum cient to afford this country a guaranty or per petual peace. . , .,,, The secretary then goes on to emphasizotue positive necessity of an .immediate and very large increase in the United States ironciaa force, .. . Thenewcruiseasare eight 16 number, we Chicago, Boston. Atlanta and Dolphin, con tracted for in 18S3, and the Baltimore, Charles ton. Yorktown and Petrel, contracted lor in 1SS6 and lisCT. In the course of her cruise the Dolphlnhasrun58,000mlle3in20montbs,av.dpias been under steam 0,000 hours. In this prolonged run she has been stopped for repairs but once, and then for only two hours. This performance Is probably without a parallel in the his tory of naval vessels, and bears conclusive tes timony to tbe high skill of American artisans and the excellence of their work. The Boston and Atlanta have made cruises, and their per formance at sea shows that they ire thoroughly stanch and seaworthy vessels in all weathers. In all Tespects the Baltimore has proved thoroughly satisfactory, but tho Charleston, Petrel and Yorktown have not proved the suc cesses anticipated, but are still valuable addi tions to tne navy, as also is tbe Chicago. Our great want of torpedo boats is also touched on. The United States hasoneunfin. ished torpedo boat, compared to England I izuv. Frauce's 191, Russia's 13S, and Italy's 12S. air many, Austria, Greece. Turkey. China, Den mark, Japan, Sweden, Holland, Spain and Bra zil have all of them over 15 of these boats. Tho Secretary recommends tho immediate con struction of at least flvo more boats. With regard to tho personnel or tne navy, tho captain claims that it should consist of American citizens or of intending American .IN.... ..1 AtnMMKt .a npairs ftf OUr naval vessels are filled with foreigners, whir are ready to servo any Government wnicn wui pay them. Such men are bound only by their contracts, and are subject to very great tempta tions. Tho American who deserts mnst ex patriate himself, but tho foreigner who deserts the American service goes to his own home. For a man so placed desertion has no pen alties. Great changes in the training service aro needed. Men must be taken when quite young and gradually reared up in their profession. The naval apprentice service is of little value, thn norinrt nf enlistment hp.infr too BhOtt. It 13 necessary to extend this term to 24 years of ago J fMntl.nMe.ntllrinil 01 vat l-O Tlnrln! tllfl1 additional throe years the the formation of as sociations and a mature judgment will lessen tho inclination for change, and tbe Government will get the services of those whom it has trained, for at leasts one full cruise. In the English Navy the adoption of Arnle tBtcJping those who enlist as boys until the age of 2SOT 30 has completely changed tbe character of the enlisted force." The Secretary also advises the increase of the number of apprentices from 750, as at present, to 1,500. making the total enlisted force 9.000. The severest disaster which has befallen the navv in recent years took place at Apia, Samoa, on tho 16th of March, 1889. During a hurricane on that date, two vessels, the Tren ton and Vandalia, were totally wrecked, and tbo Nipsic was run on shore to save her from destruction. The loss of the Trenton and Vandalia, two of tho best of tbe old wooden fleet, is a serious blow to tho navy in its present condition. They were abandoned on the 7th of, July, after much of their armament and cqulpmenthadbecn saved, Tho Nipsic proceeded to the Sandwich Islands, where she has since been repaired and fitted for active service. The escape of the British ship Calliope, by steaming out to sea in safety during the hurricane, illustrates tbe value of high power engines in war vessels. Recent legislation and administrative regula tion have so complicated the situation of tho Naval War College at Newport, R. I., that tbe Department does not feel justified in undertak ing the construction of tbe building authorized March 2, 1SS9, until Congress shall havo ex pressed itself more definitely on tho question of site. The Secretary declares that Coasters' Harbor is far preferable as a sito to the over crowded Goat Island. .Moreover, Coasters' Harbor belongs to the Navy. Some minor changes are sug gested in tho nomenclature and distribution of various bureaus of tho Navy Department In pursuance of tho policy of rebuilding the Navy, the estimated appropriation for the fiscal year is $25,599,253 79. After all disbursements hith erto made in the year 1889, there isan available balance of 135,503 26; but this balance will be decreased by further liabilities before the close of the year. The total amount accruing to tho Treasury from sales of condemned navy prop erty during the fiscal year is $S7,372 18. The report thus concludes: Tho true princi ple for us to follow is that laid down by Presi dent John Adams in his message of 1800, when he said: "Seasonable and systematic, arrange ments, so far as our resources will justify, for a Navy adapted to defensive war, which may in case of necessity be qaickly brought into use, seem to bu as much recommended by a wise and true economy as by a just regard for our future tranquility, for tbe safety of our shores, and for tbe protection of our property committed to tho ocean." Weak stomach.Beecham'sPills act like magic Peaks' Soap secures a beautiful complexion. DIED. FfNLEY On Sunday, December 1, 1889, at 2 10 r. M., John T. Finlev, aged 26 years. Funeral from tbe residence of Mrs. McLough lin, 59 Pride street, on Ttjespay, December 3 at 9 A. it. Friends of tho family aro respect fully invited to attend. FREDERICK On Saturday, at 2 A. M., Hettie, daughter of Ernest and Emmallne Frederick, aged 19. Funeral from her late home, Shaler town ship, near Glenshaw, Monday, at 10 a. it. JACKSON On Saturday, November 30, 18S9, at 2 10 A. M.. Maky, widow of the lato James Jackson, in tho 91st year of her age. Funeral from her lato residence, 13 Third st, on Monday. December 2, at 2 o'clock p. it , Interment private. 2 KELLY Suddenly in New York on Friday, Toveinber29, 18S9, James Kelly, in his 36th year. Funeral from tho residence of his parents, No. 2 First street, on Tuesday mokmnq at 8 o'clock. Friends of tbe family are invited to attend. Denver and Baltimore rapers please copy. MATTHEWS On Sunday morning, Decem ber 1. at 5 o'clock Andkew M. Mattuews, m the 69th year of his age. Funeral at bis lato residence, McDonald street, Eleventh ward, Allegheny City, on Tues d AY at 3 P. M. PATTERSON At his residence in Sowlck- ley. Pa., Robetit PATTtKSOJn on.. Friday, No vember 29, 1889, at 4 o'clock A. si., ia-the 69th year of his age Uhe funeral services will be held in the chapel of the First Presbyterian' Cburch.Wood street. Pit shurg, on Momay, December 2, at 1:30 o'clock P. M. Interment private at a later hour. D RUTH On Saturday. November 80, 18S9, Henky Roth, in his 25th year. Funeral services at his late residence, Marchand street, near Dennlson ave E. E., on Monday, December 2, at 2 p. ar. "Friends of tho family are respectfully invited to attend. SNYDER At Upper St. Clair township on Wednesday, November 27. lSi9. CHATtr.ES SNY dkk, fonnerl of Pittsburg, Southside. Funeral Monday, December 2, at 10 A. 2f at North kn Cemetery. Friends wishing to attend tbo funeral can co by Baltimore and Ohio Railroad to White Hall station. 2 VOGELEY At Beaver Tails, Sunday. De cember 1, at 130 p. it., Robert Vooeley, in his 31th year, formerly of Pittsburg, S. H. Notico of funeral hereafter. YOURD November 30, 1889. at 8 o'clock P. M, Ann M., wife of Samuel Yourd, In tho 72d year of her age. Funeral services from the Mansfield Presby terian Church Decembeb 3, at 2 o'clock r. it. Friends of tho family are respectfully invited to attend. 2 ANTHONY MEYER, (Successor to Meyer, Arnold fc Co., Llm.,) UNDERTAKER AND EMBALMER. Office and residence, 1131 Penn avenue. Tele phono connection. mylO-69-atWFSto FLORAL EMBLEMS. ORCHIDS AND R03E8 OF RARE BEAUTY. A. M. & J. B. MURDOCH, CI H SMITHFIELD ST. Telepbono 429. no20-MWy JOHN R. & A. MURDOCH, Artistic Florists, 503 Siriithfield Street. Telephone239. no20-arwr p EPRESENTEU DS JETOTSBURa IN W ASSETS - . S9J07L698S3. Insurance Co. of North America, Losses adjusted and paid by WILLIAM L JONES. 84 Fourth avenue. Ta20-s3-D I II I fVT A INSURANCE CO., U2j 1 LN -i- Hartford, Conn.i Assets, January 1, 1S87..... ...,. JJ,568,839 6C EDWARD3 & KENNEY. Aeents. on Fourth avsauB Pittsburg, I JalM9-J - ' SKW ADVEBTISKMEiro. WATTLES S SHEAFER. JEWELEltS, Certainly have the largest assortment of ZDIMOIEnDSI in the city. "We havo not advanced our prices, and don't intend to as long as our present stock: lasts (al though the prices of DiRmodds have advanced from 20 to 33J4 per cent). You will save money by buying from us at our NEW STORE 37 FIFTft AVE. nol3-invr MILD WEATHER SALE -or- WINTER WRAPS jEPoz? LacLles 500 Cloth Jackets, $1 50. Formerly Sold for $4. Owing to tho mild, wet weather wo are obliged to put on prices NOW that we will have to after tbo holidays, so they IMITTST C3-0! 1,000 NEWMAEKETS, $5, S6, $8 anfl$10! Double these sums have rolled in for these goods we are overstocked. 500 PLUSH WRAPS, $10 AND UPWARD. These, with CHILDREN'S COATS, are marked nominal prices. COME FOB BABGAINS. T, I LAT1 138 Federal and, 46 South Diamond Streets, Allegheny, Pa, no27-MWF3u BLOOKER'S DUTCH COCOA. 150 CUPS FOR tU CHOICEST, PUREST. BEST. J624-MTTF TRY IT. We complete our opening of HOLIDAYGOODS , THIS WEEK. . See the choice display of Sterling Derby and Meriden SILVER NOVELTIES. Also Novelties in Art Department together with tbe largest line of HANDKERCHIEFS We have ever shown and offered. best values ever Special Bargains in LADIES' MDERWEAR. We have a small lotof Ladles' Scarlet Ribbed vests H. N. L. S. and one-third 'cotton, which we have marked down from 83c TO 50c EACH. These will not shrink. r Another lot H. N. R. A., REDUCED FROM 1 to 50c. these are ribbed and all wool. Several small lots Ladies' Ribbed Wool Vests, H. N. L. 8., In colors, reduced from SI 50 to SL Tbere aro sizos in the abovo lots suitable for Misses also. . Ladies' Natural Wool Vests and Drawers, best ever shown at tbe prices, 75c and SI EACH. We have a few more of those Ladies' Merino Ribbed Vests H. N. L. S., at SI. This number cannot be duplicated this season. Ladies' Ribbed Ralbrigcan Vests H. N. L. a, at Soc and 50c. Ladies' Brown Mixed Merino Vests and Drawers. Closing out what's left of them at (I eacb. Ladies' Ribbed Wool Drawers, all sizes In white and natural. Ladles' bkirts in creat variety of materials and colors, including Merino, Stockinette in white and natural. Knit Wool In white, natural, scarlet, also stripod, all prices from SI to S3 50. Skirts to suit everyone Children's Natnral Wool Shirts, Pants and Drawers at prices that will mako these poods interesting to anyone that wants children's underwear. Prices ranee from 40c to 7Uc each, according to size, which is far below tho real value". Wearecloslntrout the last of our Ladies' Ribbed Wool Chemises in wbito and colors, at tho following reduction: L. N. N. S.tS2, regular pncoJ3C0.andH. N. L.S.. S250, former price 81; L. N. N. S.,in silk, cut down from S9 to S8. HORNE & WARD, 41 FIFTH A VENUE. o26-t We are now ready to Display Our Full Line .of CflhljSpjS flttCljUJlty CONSISTING OF Fancy Goods and Bric-aBrac, ' "" Clocks, Bronzes and Terra Cotta Ware, Solid and Plated Silverware, Books, Stationery and Christmas Cards, Albums, Bibles and Prayer Books, Pocketbooks and Fancy Leather Goods, Pictures, Mirrors and Frames, Toilet Sets. Manicure Sets, Work Boxes, etc. Fine Soaps, Perfumes and Toilet Articles, Baskets and Willow Ware, Table and Pocket Cutlery. Lamps and Lamp Shades, Glass and Chit Ware, And last, bnt by no means least, DOLLS, TOYS AND GAMES, Fleishman & Co., .FltfTgBTJSlCr, PA. 3 The Great English Complexion SOAP. I PEARS' SOAP. Of all Druggists, tit teware of Mattm j SPECIAL AND IMPORTANT NEW ADVERTISEMENTS. INCORPORATED 1835. ESTABLISHED 1ST PlTTSBUBO IK IStt. 1889. OFFICE OF THE DELAWARE MUTUAL SAFETY INSURANCE CO, Philadelphia, November 13, 188a Tne following statement of the affairs of the Company is published In conformity with a pro vision of its charter:" . ' Premiums received from November J, 1688, to October 31,1859: On Marine and Inland EJs... I306,9ia83 OnFireRUks 150502 81 , 1 8157,41914 Premiums on Policies not marked off.Novem- ber 1,1688 260,958 63 5718,375 67 Premiums marked off as earned from Novem ber L 1883, to October 81, 18o9: On Marine and Inland Rfaks rwii KiK ri On Fire Risks .'.'.'.'.. J37",672 80 Interest during same period Salvages, etc.. 432,133 44 63,773 82 195,967 6 Losses, expenses, etc unnoB tne year as above: Marine and Inland Nav igation Losses 8171,166 42 FireLosses , 65,903 92 Return Premiums 19,693 15 Re-Insnrances. 23.421 50 Asency Charges. Adver tising, Printing, etc.... 7L006 99 Taxes-State and Munic ipal Taxes tor thn Your l J lni p Expenses 34 634 90 05,040 70 8 90,926 56 ASSETS OF THE COMPANY, Novembeb 1, 1889. S 181,000 00 State of New Jersey dix per lentioans ,rM 1890 to 1902 $ 219,010 00 85,000 00 CItv of Philadelphia Six Per Cent Loans (Exemnt from Taxi. 113.050 00 100,000 00 100,000 00 50,000 00 City of Boston Six Per Cent l,nnn 113(100 00 City of SL Louis Blx Per Cent Loans 111,000 00 City of Cincinnati Mu nicipal Seven Per 75.000 00 25,000 00 30,000 00 23,000 00 36,500 00 CVWUM AAfitUO,, VlflAA W lty of Newark For rer Cent Loans 78,750 00 uity or uolumbus, O., Six Pffr nnt T.nnn .. 26,250 00 30,900 00 26,500 00 28,287 00 City of Camden Four Per Cent Loan City of 8nrIn2fleld.Hl.. Flvo Per Ont Ian. State of Tennessee ,. . , - Compromise Bonds.. 100,000 00 Philadelphia & Read me R. R. Co. First . Series Stamped. Fire ,.. Percent Bonds 102,500 00 30,000 00 Philadelphia, Wilming ton and Baltimore S. R. Co. Trust Certifi cates, Four Per Cent 30,875 00 Pennsylvania Railroad 25,000 00 uo.. 500 Shares Stock Z7.000 00 40,000 00 American Steamship Company Six Per Cent Bonds (Penn'a ,.. M XR.B-guarantee).... 42,400 00 108,000 00 Loans on Bond and Mortgage, First Liens on City Prop erties 108,000 00 $1,010,500 00 Par. Cost.11,021,950 75 Market Valuo $1,108,522 00 Real Estate at Phila delphia and Pitts bure 110,000 00 Bills Receivable for In surance made 29,563 05 Balance Duo at Agen cies Premiums on Marine Policies Ac crued Interest and other debts due the Company. 85,81157 Scrip of Sundry Corporations-Estimated value. 1,100 00 Cash On ae posit In Rinks 8 61,28285 Loaned on Collateral, 150,00000 In Office... 1,78209 J216.0M 94 81,581,061 56 Philadelphia, November 13, 18S9. The Board of Director have this day de clared a Cash Dividend of Eight Per Cent on the Capital Stock and Six Per Cent interest on tbe Scrip of tne Company, payable on and after tbe 1st of December, proximo, f reo of Tax. Tbey havo also declared a Scrip Dividend of Ten Per Cent on tbe Earned Premiums for the year ending October 31, 1689, Certificates of which will be issued to the parties entitled to the same, on and after the loth of' December, proximo. 5-No Certificates of Profits issued under $25. By tbe Act of Incorporation, "No Certifi cate shall issue unless claimed within two years after the declaration of tbe dividend whereof it is evidence." THOMAS C. HAND, President THOMAS C. HAND, JR Vice President. HENRY LYLBURN, Secretary. Branch Office In Company's Building, 63 Fourth avenne, Pittsburg. T. DALE JENNINGS, Acent del-66-MWJr J. W. BOYD, Surveyor. Established over half a Century. PAULSON BROTHERS. SEAL GARMENTS. As dealers in reliable Furs onlyonr repu tation for over fifty years has never been questioned. '"Whatever other qualities we deem advisable to keep we always CARRY THE BEST. Our immense stock of Seal Garments is no exception to this rule. Every garment quoted below is absolutely reliable and warranted. Alaska Seal Sacques, full length, 5140, ?175, J200. Alaska Seal Jackets, $125, $135, $150. English "Walking Coats (half sacque), $135, $150. Very fine 25-in. Jackets (Martin's London Dye). $97. A few Seal Jackets and "Wraps at $75. Sole Agents for Tread woll's Celebrated Mahogany Dye Seal Sacques, warranted 13 vears. Endless variety of Shonlder Capes, in 1 Sables, Astrakhan Persianer, Seal, etc., at LOWEST FIGURES. Also eyery description of Small Purs. PAULSON BROS., Manufacturers of Furs, 441 WOOD STREET. . - de2-irwT m I NBW ADTSRTISEKXKTS. B. & B. Mobdat, December 2. SILK DEPARTMENT. . Extraordinary offering this morn ing. ' ioo pieces FANCY PRINTED INDIA SILKS in choice designs for fancy work and draperydollar goods at 75c, are 22, 27 and 32 inches wide. Arjiure Brocaded Satins, for fancy work, superior quality and designs, at 75c, worth $1. 24-inch Plain India Silks at 50c, in evening shades, creams and fancy colors, in 2odiffeient shade's. Fancy colorsn Plain Satins at 35c, for fancy work. Ex ex-bargain. 24-inch Satins at 50c. Evening shades in Silk Crepes at special prices. Peau de Soie,Faille Francaise, Duchesse, Surahs, Ot tomans, Armure Silks in evening shades, with high class novelties for combinations at less than cus tomary prices. Large and important cash pur chase of .Black Silks in fine goods, in plain and fancy weaves, at $1, $1 25, $1 50, $1 75 and $2 up to S3, that will be well worth your attention if you care to save money. B0GGS & BUHL, 115,117,119.121 Federal sb, Allegheny. N. B. Dress Goods and Suiting Bargains that will make trade lively this week. de2-D DANZIGER'S. THAT GREAT CLOSING OUT SALE -OJ- DRY GOODS NOW GOING ON. CLOAKS. "We have just received a large lot of Ladies' Long Garments that were delayed in making, and as they have come rather late, we have decided to place them on sale at actual cost and give our patrons the bene fit of them, instead of returning them to the manufacturers. All are of the latest style and design and of the finest material. "Wo .quote a few styles to show yon how low and reasonable we are selling them. Very fine Jacquard Cloth Newmarkets, with revere fronts, bell sleeves, fan-plaited back, stylish and serviceable; worth $18, our price $7 93. Fine Black. Beaver Newntarketd, Fedora front, open sea'ms, satin facing, bell sleeves and coat back; wcrth $20, our price $10. Fine Berlin Twill Newmarkets, in black, blue or green, with braided frodt, cuff and collar, tailor-made, open seams, plaited back; a very neat garment; worth $22, onr price $11 49. Also 300 very fine Cloth Jackets, vest fronts, all shades and all the newest con ceits, some worth more and some less, but lowest worth 18? our price for all $9 98. As we are recognized to be the leaders in Plush Garments in this vicinity it would be useless for us to more than mention that we handle only the first grade of "Walker's Celebrated London Dyed Seal Plushes and guarantee every garment we sell to be per fect in everv respect; prices range from $8 to $10. Ladies would do well to make their se lection as early in the day as possible In order to avoid the afternoon irowd. NOW ON VIEW The grandest line of DOIvLS, TOYS, BOOK& GAMES and Elch Holiday Goods ever shown. DANZIGER'S, Sixth-St. and Penn Ave. u3 ANCHOR REMEDY C0MFNY, 829 LIBERTY BTREET, Anchor specialties. Rheumatic Catarrh Remedy, Remedy, KIDNEY REMEDY, Dvsnensla Remedy. Beef. Wine and Iron, Beef, Wine Iron and Cocoa. Cod Liver OIL Sarsaparllla. Iver PilK Liniment, and extra large strength ening; Blasters. We have thousands of testi monials from people who have used the ANCHOR REMEDIES and all commend them as being tbe best prep arations In the market. We guarantee satis faction in all cases if here the directions are carefully followed. selS-stWT Established VSSt. BROOM CORN. Broom Manufacturers Supplies PEANUTS. ROBERT DICKEY & CO, 3Ef , 77 WATER Sr. AMD H FIB8T AVE. I Telephone M8. bSW1-xw J NEW ADVERTISEiiSSTS. SOME FEATURES -OT OTJB HolidayBazaar UR Eighth Anmtal Holiday Bazaar is now open, the en tire first floor being given 'up to the display. Onr efforts have been to combine beathy and utility with a range of values to suit every purse. Note the following samples: p This large Antique Oak Rocker is $2 50 a large a mount of com fort for a-small amount of mon ey. ' We have upwards of 100 patterns of upholstered Rock ers and Odd Chairs to suit every taste and purse. What can be -more suitable for a gentle man than a Bookcase? It protects his books ::: ande makes a hand some piece of furniture for his room. This one is $7 ?0. For tapestry portiere add $2. We have at $4 50 ::: this quaint and ar tistic Rocker, strongly made and well finish ed. The seat is upholstered in plush and deco rated with an fxj. "Itique nails. The wonder is how it can be done. This Secre tary ::: Book, Case at $10, ceitainly sur passes ::: any similar piece of furniture' at the same price we know of. It is a combination of- Book Case, Writing Desk and Cabinet, whose uses need no explanation. For portiere add $1 50. lWiIiItEi4RIA KQDIlfc 33 FIFTH AVENUE. de2-D Full Value. What we are aiming at is '; both to make the clothing re liable and comfortable. There's a great bridge between clothes that cover you and clothes that fit you. It is the latter kind that we say This store is loaded up with the best ready-made. Why else call it the bes5 ready-made? That's why. "r r ' We have a neighbor to it in our own store, that toesut- up to the mark. Tailor-to-, order Clothing is the careful est sort of tailoring and qual-i' itv. Over a thousand styles of "-Z. - goods. It is a competitortl with our ready-made. J. ha unucs are su iai uciuw uic.f j chant-tailor prices that thevj comecloseon our ready-madeS They must please fauldesslw in the ht. & So does our ready-madeS Wanamaker 8c Browne Sixth street ana Pesi timma fcwSSS jjSjS 9 m ' an JElli III ferfj ' H-j !. tA.- i at," .j-! -1 OT'"! . lT-. ' -