' vt ,THB PITTSBTJKG- DISPATCH THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1889, mm&Z&lSt i Pie Bgpxcli- ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1M6. ! YoL4 JictSl Entered at l'lttsburjr l'ostoffice. ' "Uovember 14, lsST, as second-class matter. ? JBuslnes3 Offlco--G7and09 Fifth Avonuo. ITe-WB Booms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street Eastern Advertising Office, Room , Tribune Building, kewl'ork. Averaire net circulation of tie dally edition of iThe Dispatch for six months ending October H, 1SS9, as sworn to before City Controller, 30,128 ,' Copies per Issue. Average net circulation of the Sunday edition of , Tbs Dispatch for fire months ending October 17. 1SSSL 53,477 Copies per Issue. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. FOSTAGE FBXE IN THE TOTTED STATES. DATLT DlsrATCH, One Tear t 8 00 Saxlt Dispatch, Per Quarter SCO Dailt Dispatch. One Month 70 Daily dispatch. Including Sunday, lyear. 10 00 DAH.TDiEFATCK.lncludlnjrSnnday.Sm'ths. 2 50 . DAU.T Dispatch, Including Sunday. 1 month 90 i bCKDAT Dispatch, One Year 5 SO Wzeklt Diepatch, One lear 1 a The Dah.t Dispatch 1e delivered by carriers at r licents per -week, or Including bunday edition, at s XcenU per week. PITTSBURG. THURSDAY. NOV. 28, 1889. THANKSGIVING JUSTIFIED. " The skies are weeping, but we may smile; there is a good deal of water under foot, bat ! there are a great many homes in this coun ty which to-day plow with a cheery warmth, and the slaughter of the turkeys has been great. If prosperity, contentment and peace were to be manifested for the nonce in . name, to-night wonld see a wondrous blaze of light over all the United States. In Pittsburg there would be a veritable con llacration beside which the glare of ten thousand mighty wells of natural cas wonld , be no more than a rushlight. And the blessed part of all this is that the prosperity is general, the happiness is diffused, and nobody is forced to put up with the picked bones of the turkey. There is enough white meat to go around. An author of wondrous wisdom once labored long and heavily upon a book. On the last pase of manuscript he sent to the printers he wrote in place of the wordjints: "Thank Heaven, the book is done!" The printers probably echoed the words with earnestness, for the great author wrote a diabolical scrawl. Some Thanksgivings have been like the great author's. We have thanked Heaven that the work of a year -was done; that we still lived, and had a little hope left in the larder. But there is no reason for halfheartedness in our thanks giving to-day. There have been black pages in the book we now close. Not yet Las the shadow of the dread calamity at Johnstown altogether passed away. As a nation, as parts of a great community, and as individuals we have had our afflictions as well as our joys. But who shall weigh the one with the other and say that the bless ings do not tip the beam? The Dispatch hopes that everyone of its readers will have the cut of the turkey bis or her heart desires; that gaunt indiges tion will hold aloof, and that Pittsburg will continue her unrivaled march in prosperity and peace for years and years to come. THE FUNDAMENTAL LAW. The decision of the Illinois Supreme P! Court, in the case of the Chicago Gas Trust, adds another to the frequent judicial dec larations against the legality of corpora tions or combinations devised to engross or monopolize any branch of business. In this case the Gas Trust was a regularly incorpo rated concern which served the usual pur pose of combining all the gas companies under a single control. With regard to such a combination it is nothing new, but it is none the less refresh ing, to read the assertions or the court that a corporation organized for such a purpose "was. not organized for a lawful purpose, and all acts done by it toward the accom plishment of such object are illegal and void. Whatever tends to prevent competi tion between those engaged in a public em ployment or business, impressed with a pub lic character, is opposed to public policy and therefore unlawful. Whatever tends to create a monopoly is unlawful, being con Atrary to public policy." This is the law, as it has formed the foun dation of our Government for generations. It is to be hoped that the men who manage our corporations will in time learn their duty to respect the law. OVERHEAD WIBES MUST GO. Cleveland has become excited by the demonstration on ber streets that the over- . bead electric wire can kill a horse. Our neighboring city is possessed of several elec trical experts who are able to demonstrate to their own satisfaction that the wires are 'perleetly safe; but somehow the Cleveland people tail to be satisfied by this demonstra tion, and are proceeding to deal with the mat ter by the very summary method of chop ping down the poles and wires. A rather singular feature of this radical reform is that the telephone poles and wires which are harmless unless charged with the strong currents by the electric light or electric railway wires, are suffering the most; while the responsibility really lies with the over head electric railway wires. Still the fact that PIpvMjitiH is lining KnTYiatTiin. tn v.M f . : r . "" xect me on ner streets marcs tbe vital diner fence between her course and that of Pitts burg. FOE SALE-A THBOHE. Tbe throne of Hawaii is for sale, upset price one million dollars. King Kalakaua lias good reasons for selling, which he will readily state to intending purchasers. The throne is in good repair, and an energetic man will find no difficulty in collecting the revenues. The native population is being rapidly civilized out of existence. The na tives are well educated, and imported dis eases may be relied upon to keep them in check. On the other hand, tbe mixed races, compounded of Chinese, Europeans and Hawaiians, are rapidly increasing, and 'afford support to several newspapers and other luxuries, without which an American would be ill content to occupy even a throne. JLife in Hawaii is quiet as a rule; the local volcahos affording the principal diversion. The language is peculiarly at tractive to stump speakers, as it abounds in Towels, and the fact that it contains no verb whatever to express either being, existence, possession or duty, ought not to prove em barrassing to intending purchasers of a throne, as a King need not acknowledge the existence of anybody but himself, has possession of all he needs, and knows no , duty but that of his subjects to pay taxes.- " This isnn PTiAllnt. ftnnnrtnnitr fnr titla. gloving Americans to get a crown dirt cheap. j-uc u,t quuiauon sets me mar&et price OI the title of "Eoyal Highness" in Europe at itwo 'millions of dollars, and. Prince Hatz ifeidt was not a first-class article. The majesty of royalty, theretore, is marvelously cheap at a million dollars. Moreover the purchaser of the Hawaiian crown will be able to create princes, dukes, earls, mar quises and so on ad infinitum. It is in the power of a patriotic American to break the price of titles indefinitely and bring them within the reach of the humblest citizen. Europe will no longer be able to charge our American heiresses and their parents lamine prices for royal and noble husbands, when an able Yankee sits upon the Hawaiian throne. Particulars will be lurnished on application to King Kalakaua, Honolulu, Hawaii. Now is the time to get a throne at a sacrifice. No postal cards. AN H0N0E WELL DESERVED. Among the many festivities of the day, there will be none of truer significance or representing more worthy sentiments than the dedication of the monument -which has been erected by the united efforts of the labor organizations of the .city, to the memory of Thomas A. Armstrong. Indeed the whole community might be included in the demonstration, in the sense that every true American is a workingman. While Mr. Armstrong's journalistic easier was marked by his true and intelligent advocacy of labor interests, he was a labor advocate on the broad ground that the interests of the working people are the interests oi the whole people. His unswerv ing work for the advancement of organ ized labor was never marred by appeals to special and selfish interests. His conserv atism, and his intelligent counsels for moderation enhanced his value as a wise counsellor and far-sighted advocate of the labor cause. Honors to the memory of such a man are honorable no less to the laboring masses by whom they are paid. The workers of Pitts burg prove to-day that they are not un grateful to the memory of their steadfast advocate and friend. TEE BANE PE0SECUTI0NS. That the policy of silence and the delay in making an official statement does not suit the depositors of the Lawrence Bank maybe inferred from the prosecutions begun yester day against the President and Cashier. It is not extraordinary that the people who had their money in the institution should be anxious to know as soon as possible how much they might expect from it. That was a very reasonable feeling. Now, if delay was inevitable in preparing the statement, would it have been too much to make a formal announcement giving the reasons and telling when the desired information would be forthcoming? Taking the sequence of events up to date it is clear that the business has been handled with as little success and tact since the sus pension as before. What must particularly impress this view upon the public is the re iterated unofficial assurances from directors and other officers of the bank and parties in interest that .dollar for dollar, or some thing like it, will be paid the depositors. How gratifying even a general averment of this would have been if issued over the sig nature of the Board of Directors. Yet, if the assurance really exists that the situation is no worse, it would have required but a few words officially from the bank directors and officers to allay the suspense and grow ing irritation of depositors nntil a specific statement could be made. Provided the bank's affairs are in as good shape as has been constantly claimed, it can only be said that the manner ot suspension and the incidents since have been singularly distinguished by want ot tact and foresight. The depositors started in with the kindliest and most generous expressions of continued confidence, even in the face ot the suspen sion. That some of them are pretty mad now, and with reason, is sufficiently evi denced in the litigation which is already started, not to speak of what is threatened. What the outcome will be is not clear, bnt it is apparent that the courts are about to have their innings. THEORY AHD PRACTICE, The report comes from Brazil that the leaders of the new Republic have announced their intention of forming the Government on the model of the United States. There could hardly be a better pattern lor a new Republic to organize itself by. The prin ciple of home rule for the different States, with specific powers granted to the General Government and the fundamental rule that all the powers of government must be exer cised for the benefit of the whole people and by their consent, furnish the best foundation for republican government It may certainly be hoped that the Bra zilians wili adopt this model for their new Government and adhere to it faithfully. It is also to be hoped that tbey will profit by the example of the United States in avoid ing the mistake of adopting the principles of our Constitution in the abstract, and nullifying some of the most im portant in actual practice. For in stance, having adopted a Constitution which makes it the duty of the representa tive bodies to consider and pass legislation and of the executive to appoint officers to carry out the laws, it is to be hoped that Brazil will not permit a system of politics to crow up in which the legislators claim the executive power of appointment and neglect their legislative duties in order to attend to it Or having lounded their Gov ernment on the principle that all its powers must be exerted for the benefit, of the peo ple, the Brazilians should avoid the creation by legislative powers of corporate powers which possess special privileges in the ac quisition of wealth, and concentrate great fortunes in the hands of a few at the cost of the many. These are a few of the many examples which show the necessity of adhering to the principles of the Constitution in practice as well as in theory. Since we learn that other countries are looking to us as a model, might it not be well for the people of the United States to insist on the faithful observance of the theory of the Constitution in our actual political practice. MILD OB OPEN WOTTEE! Signs as to the kind of winter we are going to have are numerous. Each person who produces a sign it certain of its relia bility; but unfortunately the settlement of the question is postponed by a total lack of' agreement among the signs. JThe goose bone and corn husk signs gave their testi mony the other day, and agreed very de cidedly that the -winter was going to be more open and warmer than the last mild and muddy season. This was satisfactory to people who wish to economize on their coal andas bills. But down in Connecti cut tbey have a hermit -who foretells tbe winter temperature by the date on which he dons shoes. Also the eels coming up the Housatdhie river and burying themselves in the mud give "a sure sign. Both hermit and eels agree that it is to be a cold winter. With the goose bone and corn husks con tradicting the hermit and' eels, the weight of authority is pretty .eTjnly. balanced, . la titat case a puzzled nation can hardly do better than to call in a casting vote; and the Bev. Irl. S. Hicks, of St. Louis, comes for ward to tell ns all about Mr. Hicks prob ably knows as much about it as the hermit, if not as the goose bone. As .Mr. .Hicks schedules a fine assortment of snow storms, cold snaps and blizzards for December, we may take the matter as settled. It is safe to reverse Mr. Hicks and prepare for an open winter. The use of militia in guarding the ruins of disaster-smitten towns, like Lynn or Johns town, Is unpleasant evidence of tho existence in all parts of the country of that class which Is mean enough to steal from the dead. The remark is made concerning the late George H. Pendleton by the New York Mbunet lie was too good for the Democratic party." There may be a good deal of truth in this, but it is not remembered that the. Tribune made any such admission while Mr. Pendleton was en gaged in active leadership of the Democracy. The inability of the political organ to recog nize anything good in a leader of the opposition until he is retired or dead, is one of the fea tures of politics that is susceptible of amend ment. The theory for accounting for the rain and fogs of the present year that is most amply satisfactory is the fact that It occurred alter the British syndicates got hold of things in this country. It is formally certified by the State De partment over the signature of W. E. Curtis, its special agent, that the wines drunk by the Pan-American excursionists during their recent tonr around the country were entirely of the California vintage. This is in the nature of Important and interesting information. The public was laboring nnder the mistaken im pression that a large amount of the beverage consumed was of the well-known Jersey vintage styled champagne. A coLOBADO advertisement announces "a grand sacred dog fight" for the next Sunday. This is supposed to be the fullest development of the grand sacred Wagnerian entertainment. Mb. John H. Thomas, one of the mil lionaire candidates for the Ohio Senatorship, declares that "if I could hare the last vote nec essary to insure my success for 25 cents, I would not pay the 25 cents." This is an excellent and commendable platform; nevertheless, it is liable to provoke the old and doubting inquiry: "You say you would not; but wouldn't you?" The Shannopin and Sewickley field are bringing in new wells, with an evident intent to convert the late boom in the petroleum market, Into a boomerang. One criminal suit was begun, yesterday, against the officers of the Lawrence Bank for receiving deposits just before the failure; and another was begun against another man for not depositing money there, which was given Urn for that purpose. The meat of one prosecutor was the poison of the other. If the blizzard comes to-day, it is to be hoped that the gas companies will permit us to give thanks for a plentiful supply of gas. Sib Henet JaIibs seems to have adopted the tactics of the Cronln defense in his speech before the Parnell -Commission. Instead of leaving the London Times in the ranks of Ire land's enemies, be tries to transfer it to the position of Ireland's warmest and most disin terested friend. If the weather to-day abates the mud we can all give thanks whether our turkey is lean or fat. Heeb Keupp denies that he ever thought of starting a branch of his gun works in this vicinity. But now that Pittsburg has thonght of it for him, will he not do the idea the justice to recognize what a good thing it would be for him andPittsburgf PEOPLE OP PEOMIKENCE. Me. Theodore D. Weld, the anti-slavery veteran, has just celebrated his 86th birthday anniversary. A DraNEE in honor of Br. Amelia B. Edwards will be given by the New England Woman's Press Association, at Boston, on Fri day. Thomas j. Powees, the new naval officer at Philadelphia, Is said to look so much like Thomas B. Reed that ho was repeatedly mis taken for the Maine Congressman in Washing ton the other day. Colonel Robebt G. Ingeesoll has ac cepted the invitation of the New York State Bar "Association to deliver the annual address be fore the association In tbe Assembly chamber ot the Capitol on Jannary 13. His subject will be "The Imperfections of the Common Law." The late Lewis C. Cassidy, of Philadelphia, as Chairman of the Committee on Platform in the Pennsylvania Democratic Convention of 1S71, drafted and secured the adoption of that famous "ninth resolution," recognizing the binding obligation of the Constitutional amend ments, and accepting the results of tbe war as final. Colonel d. B. Henderson has cause for grievance against several newspapers. They have been printing pictures of General John B. Henderson, of St. Louis, who is a member of the Pan-American Congress, and labeling them "Colonel D. B. Henderson." General John B. Henderson is not a bad-looking man, bnt he is 25 years older than his Iowa namesake, and the latter naturally does not like to be made an old man. There is a big fight on respecting the ap pointment of postmaster of St Louis. R. D. Kerens, the friend of Secretaries Blaine and Windom, who has gotten nearly all tbe patron age in Missouri up to date, has a candidate tor the postmastershlp in the person of F. W. Schuarte, who was a postofflce inspector eight or ten years ago. A good deal of opposition to Schuarte's appointment is developing and half a dozen other candidates are in the field. In Thomas B. Reed's reception room at the Shoreham are two bits of pottery that are ter ribly fascinating in their hideousness. They are cats by design, and Mr. Reed may have them for tbe purpose of chewing up pre-election promises In the Speakership contest. He keeps a watchful eye upon them, whenever a caller swings his arms anywhere near their resting place on the mantel. He calls them his pets, and says that tbey came from the Zuni Indians. In his drollest drawl he adds: "I keep them on exhibition there because Mrs. Reed dislikes them so much. It is a way I have of asserting myself." PATENTS AND PATENTEES. Ingenious and Useful Inventions Blade by Pittsbnraers and Others. List of patents issued to Western Pennsyl vania, Ohio and West Virginia inventors, Tuesday, November 26, furnished by O. D, Levis, patent attorney, 131 Fifth avenue, Pitts burg: Alfred N, Karon, Tiffin, O., lantern; Thomas 8. Bishop, (deceased), B. A. Bishop, adminis tratrix, valve; J. K. Blickmore, assignor ol one half to S, 3. AValnwrJght, 1'lttsburg, car axle; l'anl J, Chsssague, Akron, incandescent lamp socket; William H. Grove, assignor of one-hslf to C K Unsbach, CircleTille, O., duplex force pomp: Levi Bill, lluncy. Fa., lire engine; George M. Irwin, I'lttsbure, gla mold; 'Wilbert B. Jacobs, Grove City, Pa., donbla acting pamp; Francis P. Langfett, Pittsburg, movable needle shell; Walter A. Lattlmore, Mahoning City, fa., lantern bolder; F. R. Merrell, Vercailles, O., carrlsgetop; K. W. Mcnshall, Marietta, O., pro cess and apparatas for distilling hydro carbon oil; Thomas Munnell. Carthage. U cash register: A. O, Seville. Laiearvllle,W; Va., glass furnace; J. L. Painter. Bellevue. o.. tool: J. O. Patrldee. Wellston, O., car wheel; Edgar Penny. Waynes boro, Pa., compressor pump: Uustsve heir?, Easton. Pa., rallwav signal; William Blehards, Maybnrg, Pa., drilling apparatus; Ueorge Kelsack, Allegheny, wash maehine: W. H. Thomas, JenUutown. Pa., latchfor sliding doors; v. H. Thomas, Jenkintown, Pa., window screen; J. M. Watbers, Flndlay, O., air and gas burner; K. W. Weber, Boatsburg. Pa., bag holder; J. K. Wilson, Ureensburg, brake; Joseph Wybaum, Brussels. Belgium, assignor to Fuel Gas and Jaectrlc Engineering Company, Pittsburg. A Compromise Candidate. From the Phi) adelpbla Record. 1 The Republicans might mako, a happy com- promise op tne speakership or. the .House by Hw-wMj-Hjua m.oniaorn,4?enaj . r . . - . .. ' . . z i , ...,.u-..i.-.t... .ji.... t b .. ;-- " electing. spetier-brigbt Ben Jntte tne aavocate ot reciprocity witn uanaoa. ,-'i bytery. ' . w r. - , ,- , "i THE TOPICAL TALKER. A Few Fnr From Serious Thoughts) and Remarks Suggested by tho Day We Celebrate. A small acquaintance, sweetheart, I might say, of mine, was In tears yesterday because a pet canary had given up its tiny ghost, and lay feet upward in its gilded cage. No song sounded in the house, and, small as the canary was, its decease made a big hole In the happi ness of its owner. "Louise," said L "you mustn't cry any more. To-morrow's Thanksgiving Day, and you are to have lots of fun. Candies by the pound, and who knows but a new canary will perch in your cage.1' "Oh, I dessay," said the little mourner, "but I sha'n't give thanks till I hear that new can ary sing." BE GRATEFUL, Not be alone who has a stack Of gold la many solid banks; Not he whose purse must be a sack Has greatest cause to render thanks. For fate 'sa passing fllghtyjide; N o man she spares, but freely spanks The high and mighty. They upbraid While lowly men are glT ing thanks. The man who has a happy home ' You'll And him mostly In the ranks A loving wife, no wish to roam. Has reason most forglTlng thanks. n. j. "AM you going to have a Jolly thanksgiving?" said the young man with the sandy hair to his best girl last night between acts two and three ot "Othello," at the Grand Opera House. Yes, Augustus," the sweet girl replied, "but if that dear Mr. Salvini would talk English the rest of tbe evening, I'd have a special thanksgiv ing service at home. " . THINGS CAN AXWAYS BE TVOKSE, The beggar was a cheerful man Although his eyes were bllnd. He loved the dog who held the can While he walked on behind. "And why so cheerful?" some one cried, "How could you ever find A harder fate?" Tho wretchreplled: "My dog," sir, might be blind!" ' H. j. "Couldn't you let up on me for to-day, it's Thanksgiving, you knowr" pleaded tbe relig ions reporter of the city editor. "Yes, Nicodemus," said the magnate as he ran his finger over his list of assignments, "you can take a jaunt to Kuoxville and look after that dog fight this afternoon," and the relic Ions reporter went on his way, laughing hyster ically. ... QUITE BIGHT. He wanted a kiss, but his soul was afraid, And be hinted life wasn't worth living Without one embrace. "Oh. yes!" Bald tbe maid, "It is right to encourage Thanksgiving!" A EECEPTION FOB GENERAL GORDON. Chicago Will Heap Honors Upon the Dis tinguished Southern Citizen. Chicago, November 27. The arrangements ror tbe reception of ex-Governor Gordon, of Georgia, have been almost completed. The party will arrive by limited train over Michigan Central at 9.50 o'clock Saturday morning, and will be met at Whiting by a com mittee of prominent citizens, including Mayor Creiger and ex-Mayor Harrison. Returning tbe party will leave the train at Twenty-second street, under the escort of the First Regiment, L N. G., where carnages will be taken. The carriage in which Governor Gordon, ac companied by Mayor Creiger, will ride, will be drawn by four roan horses and will occupy a position near the center of the procession. Saturday evening Governor Gordon will de liver a lecture in Central Music Hall on '.The Influences of the Late Civil War on the Future of the American Republic" EEUPP ISN'T COMING. The Great Gunmaker Won't Remove His Works to America. tErZCIAZ, TELEGBAM TO TUX DISPATCH.) - Richmond, November 27. Mr. R. A. Dun lap, Secretary of tbe Richmond Chamber of Commerce, received the following autograph letter from Krnpp, the great German gunma ker, to-day. He writes under date of Novem ber 12 last, and says: In answer to yourfavorof October 31, 1 am much obliged for yonr information, bat I beg to say that there Is no truth whatever in the news concerning the transier of my establishment to tbe United, btates. lours trnly, Fbixo Krufp. Governor Lee received a similar letter from Krupp some days ago. BUNTING A WILD MAN. Oblo People Excitedly Chasing; a Strange Human Creature. Bellefontaine, O., November 27. A wild man has been living in the dense woods near the Miami river below the Lewiston reservoir. all summer. He has benn frequently seen, scantily dressed, With unkempt hair and beard of great length. He was chased by a party of hunters to-day, but fled With great swiftness into a dense swamp and was lost People in the vicinity are greatly excited over the affair. THEIR TENTH ANNIYJERSAEY. Dr. and Sirs. Long, of SIcKeesporr, Cele brate Tbeir Wedding Day. Fully 250 guests assembled at Dr. J. L. White's residence, McKeesoort, last evening, to tender their congratulations to the doctor and Mrs. White on tho tenth anniversary ot their marriage. Among the visitors were many Pittsburgers. A choice supper, supplied by a Pittsburg caterer, was served, and a very en joyable dance wound up the evening. Why He Is so Industrious, From the Wheeling Intelligencer.; The train robberis strengthening bis financial condition in view of the approachinc holiday season. His girl may give him a pair of slippers and he will have to have them made op- J THEATRICAL NOTES. The character of Othello is probably the most suited to Salvini in his repertoire. In it the fiery spirit of the actor is most often in harmony with tbe majestic conception of Bhakespeare. He played Othello last night be fore a cultured audience, and succeeded in cre ating a very strong impression. Whether this impression was agreeable or the reverse de pended entirely upon the benolder's interpreta tion of Shakespeare. Those who take Othello to have been a passionate man to brutality it self, to have been a coarse soldier of fortune and nothing more could not but admire Salvi a's rendering of the character. But all do not read "Othello" thus. There Is no doubt, how ever, but that Salvini was Immensely powerful In the most violent passages of the play, and the horror of the murder of JJewfmono was never brought out with greater vividness than by Salvini's remarkable genius. In the softer passages, in lord's dalliance and pathos, Salvini was not so sat isfying. Miss Brookyn was lor the most part a very satisfactory Dademona, and, of course, the -Emilia of Mrs. D. P. Bowers was excel lent. The rest of tbe cast was unlyfalr. The scenery was very good, indeed. "Bluebeard, Jr.; or, Fatima and the Fairy," which comes to the Grand Opera House next Monday night, promises, according to the critics ot Chicago, Philadelphia and New YorK, a number of features of a new and novel character. Chief among them is tho divertisement, by some 80 little ones, entitled The Children's Heroes"and 'The Old Woman Who Lived In a Shoe" with ber children. This takes place in 'The Ballets of Birds and Insects." In this is introduced the heroes ot juvenile, fiction. After a procession, a gavotte is danced, and an enormous shoe appears Upon the stage. From a door In the side of the shoe Issue a troop of "Little Kate Greenaways," with tbe famous old woman; after a merry romp and some very cuie "business,'' tho children grow weary, they undress and are led off to bed, the chorus meanwhile singing a pretty lullaby. "Bluebeard, Jr.," Is the suc cessor of 'Tbe Crystal Slipper," seen In this city least season. Hallex nd Hart's farce comedy, "Later On," is the coming attraction at the Bijou where Emmet is now packing the house at all performances. DEATHS OF A DAY. Rev. Dr Murray, IRTECLlfc TSXXOBiM TO THS EIsriTCn . CARLISLE, tfavember I7,-Ifeyf Pr.'Mnrrsy, n THE WOOB-M'KEE HUPTIALS. A Tery Fashionable Throng at Calvary Church Last Evening A Notable Wed. dins In All Respects. A creme do la creme wedding was solemnized in Calvary Episcopal Church, East End, at 8 o'clock last evening that eclipsed anything and everything in the nuptial line that has been attempted thus far this season. The contracting parties were Miss Nellie Wood, daughter of Mr. W. DeweesWood.a most beautiful and accomplished girl, and Mr. Thomas M. McKce, the son of Mr. H. Sellers McKee. and. a very promising young man. The surpllced choir of Emmanuel P. E. Church, Allegheny, with Mr. Carl Better at the organ, furnished some very excellent incidental music including the "Bridal Chorus," from Lohengrin, and several other choruses adapted to the ceremony. Mr. Rotter's instru mental contributions to the enjoyment of the audience were, as usual, unexceptional. Six ushers, Messrs. Denniston Lyon, James Wood. W. W. Lawrence, McClurg Hays, Otis Childs and Will Patton, announced the ap proach of the bridal party, consisting of two little misses, Rosalind Smith and Louise Wood, nieces of the bride, dressed in dainty white mull frocks, carrying pink roses, and the bride leaning upon me arm OI ner lamer. At me foot of tbe chancel the groom and his best man, Mr. Hart McKee, were awaiting them, and the betrothal was read by Rev. Dr. Hodges, rector of tbe church. Proceeding to tbe altar ratlins:, tbe ceremony was concluded by Bishop White head. The bride was charming in a decollete gown of white satin brocade, gracefully draped and trimmed with point lace. Orange blossoms were worn, and an exquisite veil of white silk tulle, with a bouquet of orchids and lilies of the valley, completed the bewitching toilet. The decorations of tbe chnrcb were all pink and white roses, and the same effect was car ried out in the palatial residence of the bride's parents, where a reception was tendered the guests Immediately after the church Services. A novelty in the way of decorating was shown therein handsome four-leaf clovers, made of the fragrant roses In the prevailing colors. The four-leaf clover, bv tbe way, is the emblem of this wedding. The groom when he tendered bis ushers a dinner at tbe Duquesne Club last Saturday evening presented each with a souvenir fashioned like a four-leaf clover, and composed of four. moonstones set with diamonds. With the exception of the lucky design there was no attempt made at set decoration, but flowers were everywhere, in clusters and in masses. They banked the mantels and reposed on stand, table, buffet and window seats, while rare tropical plants filled corners and halls. About 800 guests resnonded to invitations sent out, and after witnessing the marriage were conveyed to the home, fragrant with Toses. The supper as choice in its appointments as the other features of tbe event bad been in theirs was served by Schlosser. The presents were a small fortune iu themselves, the groom's to the bride a magnificent diamond necklace. An elegant home on Ridge avenue and a solid silver dining service were included in the list. An extended Northern trip will occupy tbe time and attention of Mr. and Mrs. McKee for some weeks, and then Allegheny will bo their future abiding place. A PLEASANT TEA PARTI. The St. James Chnrcb, or the West End) In daises la aa Evening of Feasting. The annual tea party at St. James' R. C. Church, West End, last evening was a great big success, both socially andfinancially. The sup per which was served in Foley's Hall was one of the most gorgeous eve; enjoyed in the West End. The five long tables were glittering with silver and cut glass and burdened with good things. Tbe following named ladies were in charge of them: Mrs. P. Foley, Mrs. O'Toole, Miss Jennie Carlin, Mrs. John Carr, Mrs. Agnes Dugan, Mrs. Thomas Marshall. Mrs. Campbell, Mrs. Burns, Mrs- D. Moloney, Mrs. McBride, Mrs. Kellcher and Mrs. Rvan. Tbe aids were: The Misses Alice Hart. Mary Cavanaugb. Hannah Foley, Ella and Maggie Slaven, Mollie Keenan, Ella Mogan, Mary L. Danahey, Maggie Finley. Kate Monahan, Clara and Mamie Sloan, Emma Barr, Sadie McCor mack, Kate and B. Lane, Emma McGInnia, Kate Brlslin. Mary Crow, Kate Mnrray, Annie xarr, iuaggie uonweii, jiia f&yan, jmuo uaiey, Annie O'Donnell, Lizzie Misclow. Sadie O'Brien, Mary Farrell and Mary Quinn. Tbe lemonade and flower booth was dls tractingly pretty and so were the -young kitties who sold the dainty blossoms Tmi tho cooling drink. Tliey were Misses Lizzie Foley, Maggie Kelleber, Sadie Autb, Mamie Kennedy, Lizzie Gartlty, Lnlu Minick, Mame Maloney, Maggie Clark and Kate Murray. A great deal of credit is due the Committee of Arrangements. Messrs. John Collins. M. B. fRodcers, Dennis Ryan, Peter Carlin, Stephen Maaaen, j. t. MimcK, uonraa Autn ana : Foley, also Rev. Father Cosgrave, who has taken a great interest in tbe event. Dancing was indulged in by the younger por tion of the company in the Young Men's Gym nasium hall, which has just been completed. The Leader Italian orchestra was in attend ance, Social Chatter. Gilbert's comedy, "Palace of Truth," by tbe young ladles of the School of Design," will open their annual bazaar this evening, which will be continued to-morrow, from 2 to 10 P. M. and Saturday lrom 2 to 6 p. M. The commend able manner In which the School ot Design pupils do everything they undertake bespeaks for them a very successful bazaar. Tbe pro ceeds will benefit the library of tbe Amateur Art Association. Mb. W. J- Jones, a popular young man well known in musical circles, led to tbe altar in the South Bide Presbyterian Church, last evening. Miss Annie Harris. Tbe bride Is a member of the Mozart Club, and a sister of Miss Edith Harris, the charming young contralto singer. The music, which was unusually fine, was un der the directorship ot Prof. John Pritcbard. Mb. John Anqlix and Miss Annie Creank were married in St. Peter's Pro-Cathedral, by Rt. Rev. Bishop Phelan, yesterday. Mr. Anglinis a resident of Sharpsburg, where he served as a member of Council. And he is also an employe in the Star Mill, of Lindsay and McCutcbeon. Their future home will be in Allegheny. William P. Bbown, cashier in the freight department of the West Fenn road, iu Alle gheny, and Sarah McClain Borland, a well known belle of the Nortbside, will be married in the Second Presbyterian Church, Allegheny, Thursday evening, December 6. THE marriage ot Miss Annie K. Biedlo, a sister of the well known tenor singer of the Haydn quartet, was married yesterday at 9 o'clock A. M., in St. Paul's Cathedral, to Mr. J. Mealey. The wedding of Mr. John Mealey to Miss Annie K. Biedlo. was solemnized at BL Paul's Cathedral yesterday morning at V o'clock. Mb. and Mas. "B. s. Pinkebton, of Fifth avenue, have invited a few friends to eat Thanksgiving turkey with -them to-day. Mb. James Foster, of the National Tube Works office, of McKeesport, will wed. Miss Laura Gilchrist to-day. At 6 o'clock last evening, in Perrysville, Miss Eleanor Percy was married to Mr. David M. Alston, of Allegheny. Mrs. Gutlliaem Aebtsen, of Latrobe, will entertain a few friends at dinner to-day TUB Monongaheia Club held a reception last evening, at the East End Hotel. Miss Agnes Vooel sang" at the Concordia Club, last evening. Evening Pleasures. A select tea party will be given to-nieht in Turner's Hall, Allentown. for the benefit of St. George's Roman Catholic schools. Musical and literary features wjll be included in tbe programme for the evening, and Rojbledefa orchestra will be jn attendance. The First Primitive Methodist Church of the Eighteenth ward will bold their fifth an nual tea party this evening. Instrumental and vocal music, dialogues, and recitations will grace the occasion. Jt will be repeated to-morrow evening- The Homewood Musical Club will, at the Homewood avenue M. E. Chnrcb, this evening, unuer me airecuon or. mr. u, .tt. uroauoerry, give tneir nrst concert. An eiaoorate pro gramme is shown with some quite pretentious choruses. This Ladles' Missionary Society of the Fourth IT. P. Church on Penn avenue will have a must cat and literary entertainment this evening. Messrs. Dermit, Hamilton, and Mrs. Fricke, Miss Forster and many others will takepart. The Butler Street BL E, Church will hold a ThankSKiyind festival this evening. The sanc tuary will be gaily trimmed for tbe occasion, and music and readings will contribute to the evening's pleasure. The dinner and bazaar to bagiven this even ing at Lafayette Hall for tbe benefit of tbe Aged Colored Woman's Home promises to be a very interesting as welL'as a. very commendable one. -, ., r Thb German M. B. Church: Ohloaha Usiaa avenue, AUegheny.wilHhave a coneerfaad. stereoptlcoaentertalabiflnttG-Bight.,,; hAM&ffli&P&j . " 2SCB,l?JlnHr'ti' A BARNYARD IDYL. How a Queen of Tsrkeydora Lived, Died and Was Raerlflced A Poaltrrman Plays BattereaB. Said turkey was born out near Johns town,and in spite of the well established fact that tur keys do not thrive In wet localities, it throve, apaee. At the time of the'floodlt was too young to till of the great danger it had escaped, but later on it "could a tail unfold" of real hand some turt.ey feathers, of approved and custom arv shades. Its proxy mother, a real kind old chicken ben, perfectly innocent of the fact that a cruel Imposition had:been practiced upon her and believing thoroughly in the ancestry of ber Jour pairs of unlets and an odd one for luck, was very caret uTot 'hem all, and trained them up in the sylvan wa.rs- tbey should go. The beauty of the family, however, was tbe one whoso biography is no-r being impaled, by im perishable type. It dereloped into a magnifi cent bird, in fact, was . real "hummer" (which is what gentlemen (T) call a young lady who is stylish, pretty and artractive) and in walking around the barnyard it cultivated tbe prom enade step and clucked mellifluously and looked askance at bfids of humbler origin. A Barnyard Belle. The beauty of this fotfl became so pro nounced that not only did the poultfyman make covetous remarks about it and its price per pound, and give it an extra bandtul of corn, but all the gobblers in the yard vied with each other In paying homage to the young queen that lorded it over them in such a high and mighty fashion. In her queendom she .dis played rare tact and wonderful judgment for one so young and tender, and ruled entirely by the charms of bropze and feathers. Many and many were.the suitors for her claw and favor, but being a young turkey of pronounced ideas she declined them all. preferring to complete her education and look around ner awhile be fore taking the a.ll.imnnrbint Ktnn- Just in the height of youthfnl exuberance, when she had reached the age of 4 months, she heard tbe poultryman say to a friend who bad been admiring her, "She's bespoke for Me Smitherse's table on Thanksgiving." poor turkey! Little did she realize that to be "be spoke" often means to have your head cut off, and it surely meant that in her case. Bnt per fectly unconscious of the dire fate in store for her she roamed arnund with her very latest feathers on, and enjoyed the sensation she created among tbe gobblers and less favored turkeys. Of course she bad a great many un pleasant things to contend with in the barn yard. Often when somelovesickgohblerwould present her with an especially fine fat worm, a number of her younger sisters and brothers and aunts and uncles and cousins would clamor for a Small Portion of it and aairintfmi nnn hnlHnr than the rest would deftly appropriate the en tire worm, but on the whole the youthfnl turkey was quite happy and contented until another month bad passed away while the toothsome fat was gathering upon her pretty sides. Tne Tale of Woe, Then, in company with a large number of promiscuous turkeys, some of them ot ques tionable age, she was deprived of her liberty cooped In fact. To one long accustomed to un trammeled freedom, worms galore and the homage of the free, this was a severe blow, and the added suspense was terrible as to what the ultimate outcome would be. In the base prosecution of the iniquitous de signs of the man whose atrocious grammar bad jarred upon every well-regulated turkey's ear, these pent-up fowls, and the queenly one among them, were given everything to eat that the most epicurean of tbe race could express a desire for. Try as she might to look heavy hearted and pensive, this fair bird grew sleek: and fat, and continued to grow in such a man ner that the oraer would rub his bands with glee as each fresh beauty was developed. Crossing the Styx Drumsticks. In this fashion the time rolled along. The R. months came and tbe oysters who were to decorate the internal economy of the birds of thanks, laughed with glee and showed their pearly teeth, and the unsuspecting birds as sisted the fell designs of their captor by inno cently becoming riotously corpulent. Tbs queen of the tribe had become acclimated to coop-life and used to the change in ber mode of life, when alast on last Tuesday evening the final farewell to the world she did say, and In uio icu um priauuve styie too; wunout a par ticle of romahce that should have character ized the demise of so fascinating a young fowj. j-iiiageu were an its pretty learners ana super fluous hair, and in the latter operation it was not given the benefit of modern Improvement, such as the electrical needle, but the old bar baric practice of singeing was resorted to. Then it was given aTurk-ish bath and placed rudely in tbe ice chest, with a multitude of others. Later on in tbe mgbt they were all crated to gether, and started on their journey' to Pitts burg, the choice one having been previously tagged with the name of the man whose palate it was to delight on Thursday. What more ignoble end could be imagined! In tbe heyday of youth to be stricken to gratify the selfish appetites of the race man. If Hux ley's theory that the animal and ornithological kingdoms have souls' be correct, it would be easy to imagine that when the victim of Mo generous an indulgence in turkey rolled fret fully upon bis pillow, the wild flapping ot tur key wings and the angry gobble of tbe termin ated turkeys were the disturbing influences which interfered with the customary visit of the drowsy god, or the fond embrace of Mor pheus' arms. WhosetFarkey Is Toot But the above is a digression. Renewing the biography now bet ome an obituary In com pany with turkeys after they were impacted the poultry dealer gazed with envy and rapture upon tbe one designed to graceUhe table of the prominent politician, and not being quite vig orous enough in commanding Satan to get be hind him, yielded to temptation, and, as some times bapoens in novels, in the case of infants, put tbe one article at dress, namely, the tag. that tbe turkey boasted on to a far less pre possessing specimen, and placed tbe pretty, plump, golden-skin ed bird out ot sight. Imi tating the famous bum-boat woman, he mixed those turkeys up. Ere long the gentleman having been instruct ed by his country friend to call at the dealer's and receive, with bis compliments, the finest turkey grown on. his place during the season, meandered up to claim his property. He was given the spurious bird with many smiles and congratulations, and ho tried to think as be surveyed its rather cadaverous pro portions that he was a lucky man, but he was not entirely successful. However, he sent a pretty telegram thanking his friends, and bad the turkey transferred to his home, where he informed his wife that; while "it wasn't much as regards beautr. it was good eating, because his old friend said it was the finest one be had raised this year." With many misgivings did tbe good wife look at the turkey, but accepting her husband's hopeful view, she bad it placed in tbe ice chest, and this morning it will receive tbe finest kind of dressing, and at 2 o'clock, done to a brown, will be enjoyed (with the aid of imagination), if this sketch does not attract the eye of the grossly deceived man. In case it does, coffee and pistols for two will doubtless settte the score. What has become of the promising young fowl no one but the poultry dealer knows, and he won't tell But the injured friend has a clear case of Xalse pretenses against the iniqitous poultry man. who, with out any manner of doubt, eorced himself to repletion, , Thorne Branch. BOKdfiS FOE D01T PEDE0. Tbe Exiled Emperor to be Received; With all Dae Respect. Lisbon, November 27. The day after Bom Pedro sailed from Rio Janeiro the provisional government of Brazil telegraphed to the Bra zilian Minister- here direotihg him uponthe Emperor's arrival tq tender him a genial re ception. The Brazilian colony iere regard this action as Indicated by a delicate consideration on tbe part of the provisional government to ward Dpra Pedro, . Several of tbe Brazilian Ministers at Euro, pean courts are coming to take part in the re ception of tbe dethroned Emperor. THANKSGIVING PDMPKIN PIK. ' Some poets to raptures delightfully drift And hnrry young lovers tomatlng. While others to measures exquisitely swiff Xxtol tbe cadences of statins; But I will Indite with my faltering- quill My praise to the pie that U jrold;enr The circular disk or the square, as you will The boss of all pies of tbe olden. There's something surrounding- the mating of pies In a farm kitchen wondertnl reaching To the Inner delights ot a man's paradise. Whose appeasure requires no teaching. The maid with herarms tuatsre dimpled and white Plumped up to her elbows In Hour: The scout of the simmering spices delight Or, is it tbe maid gives the power? The table is spread and the dishes are laid, Tbe napkins and other things needful Surrounding the king of the feast all arrayed Tbe turkey, the centerpiece heedful Then grace it Is said, and the farmer his chair Pushes back and commences the carving; The feast then begins, and a satiaHed air Itelgns aboTo those who lately were sfcirving; The pic witftlta coat lhat U creamy and, sweet, That condiment of the raid's cooking, Isbrougutfrotntbcdepthsof tbe kitchen's retreat ' Td greet every 'senseloni a-bootlgir. Eat the best pleecof, pie is'tbe evening slice, fcten there la ta( litit that it aseHssr. . WlseB yoB-bW tlw.wiBesafcwiWssw saslstn as' L si nice w &. .a - . ,., fwiw ii tMt ran. Wi 34, t' KIW T01OEWS HD&6STS. , Escaped Frosa tbs Black Maris. Ix&n TOBat BUBXaU EFXCIALS.1 N-ffwYoBjE, November 27-It leaked out to day that "Spotted Jim" Furman, a notorious all-around colored blackleg, escaped, to-day from the Black Maria on the way from court to tbe Raymond street jail in Brooklyn. Furman bad just been sentenced to a year In the peni tentiary and jo pay a fine of $500 for general depravity and the too free use of a revolver. When the sentence was, pronounced Furman swore he would never serve his term and would shoot on sight the men who testified against him. The minute the prison van started for the jail with htm and his ten fellow prisoners he began to cut a hole In tho floor. With a jackknife and a little circular saw which he had concealed in the back of his coat be re moved a big piece ot the thick h emlock plank ing, and just as the van came within a block of tbe jail, dropped through to tha street. The police have found no trace of him. Furman; though only 38 years old, has spent 23 years' in the State prison at Auburn and Sing Sing IS years for burglary and S years for shooting a colored man in a row in Chicago row.Brooklyn. Pianos and Players Arretted'. Dozens of Italians applied to the Mayor to day for licenses to play hand organs, in accord ance with the new rules laid down by the City Council to-day. All of them went away sor rowful, after learning that official red tape would render it Impossible to issue permits within tbe next two- weeks. Three mechanical pianos oa wheels, whose owners did net know It took three weeks to repeal a city ordinance, were trundled out on Patk row to-day. They wire welcomed everywhere by clustering crowds of carious men, women and children, and pennies rolled in as easily as oats run out of a box. The pianos were decorated with American flags and bunting. The celebration was short-lived, however, for two policemen arrested all three Italians right iff the act of playing "Down Went McGInty to the Bottom of the Bay." and legged them and their pianos off tothe station house. Later in the day the Italians pleaded that they only wished to ser enade the New York Sun, which had cham pioned their cause. They "were let go with, a warning to sin no more. 8169,688 Pnld for a Hatband. A curious wedding took place at the City -Hall to-day. Carl Schulenburg; of Detroit, 61 years old, was married to Heiene Helling, of East Saginaw, 51 years old, at 2:55 P. X. by Alderman Walker, During the ceremony Mr. Schulenburg rattled the Alderman by shout ing: 'Hurry up; cut It short," The Instant the Alderman pronounced tbe couple man and wife each fell on tbe other's neck and bugged and kissed with might and main. Miss Helling transferred all her real estate, valued at INXV 060; to Mr, Schulenburg at 2:30 P. Jr., previous to her marriage, before Bernard J. Kelly, Com missioner for the State of Michigan. Mr. Kelly accompanied then to the City Hall and acted as' a witness. Mrs. Schulenburg claims to be a lineal descendant of Martin Luther. Mr. Schulenburg is a manufacturer of billiard tables. The eccentric couple left for Detroit late to-night. ' The Papal Benediction Bestowed. This morning 2,560 persons crowded into St Anthony's Roman Catholic Church hi Brook lyn to receive the flrstr japal benediction ever dispensed at a marriage ceremony in the city. The direct rcipienU of the blessing were Michael AIoysius'Larkin, ot Philadelphia, and Hiss Rosemary Sniplce Goodwin, of Brooklyn, After Miss Goodwin had become Mrs. Larkin, her uncle, the Rev. Father P. F. O'Hara, cele brated a nuptial mass and gave the benediction which he received from the Pope in Rome sev eral months ago. A GHOST IDENTIFIED. Tho SsBpesed Specter a Toang Lady of SoraaamhaHttle, Habits,. Asbcbt Pabk, November 271 The identity of the Key East ghost that has been disturbing' this vicinity for the past two years has at last been ascertained. It proves to be Miss Fkfebe van Dewater, who Is at present residing with her uncle, Mr. Lee, at Key East Daring the past two years people -traveling- on thf road from Key East to Asbttry Park have, front time to time, sees an object clad la white on a fence, staring a,t them, Xatt Friday night, as a Sarty of yoarig men were' weudiog their way omeward, they beheld the object and became so frightened that tbey at opce took to their heels. Soon tbey halted and hurriedly agreed to" return and ascertain the cause of the fright, but when wrtbln a few feet of tbe object it ad vanced toward them and they again fled. An other party returning on the same road were met by the-"ghost," aad being negroes they scattered into tbe woods and bid themselves. On one occasion Hiss "Van Dewater arose from her slumbers, clad in her night robes, and walked to tbe bam, which is some distance from the bonce, crawled up in tbe hay mow and finally climbed upon the roof. She descended safely after awhilo and returned borne. When spoken to about tbe occurrences sbe said she bad no recollection ot bee somnambulistic stroll, aad she asked her relatives to shackle) her in bed to force her to discontinue them. AS STASL1I MATHEWS'- SCCOESSQK. Toledo Lawyers Brais Feraker's ApBetet. TOLEDO, November 27. A letter warf pre pared in this el ty to-day by several prominent members of the Toledo bar aad sent to Gov ernor Foraker, akln if he would consent to tbe uiie of his name ae a candidate for the Bu preaaBeacB to succeed the late Justice Stanley Matthews. One of tne promoters states that if the Governor will give his sanction to the move Ills friends over tbe State will go in with a will to secure him the place. Tbe gentleman takes it f orjrranted that there win be no diflicnlty with President Harrison, as heconclndesr "If ae accepts, it will, think cause universal TejoioiBe; among Ohio lawyers, and without party prejudice all will join in asking tbe Governor to take the seat aa Asso ciate Justice or the United States." Nothing further will be dose until Governor Foraker replies. Ah Increase h RnHread Earalaas. Philadelphia, November 27, The state ment of the business of all Uses of (be Penn sylvania Railroad Company east of Pittsburg and Erie for October. M88, as compared with the same month In 1888, shows aa increase in netearninesof S8M.99& All lines west of Pitts burg asd Erie f o- the tea months of 1888 show a eata as compared wits tbe same period ot 1S86 of 8771,61 A Salt Agnlest the Standard. Louisvtllk, November 27. Nicholas Funk to-day sued the Standard OH Company, the; Chess Carley Company and F. D. Carley, of this city, for a share in $30,000 undivided profits ot tbe Chess Cat ley Company, of which ha was a member, aad which was merged Into tha Staadare) Oil Company. He says there baa never bees a settlement. WI-STAM T1IFLXS, A flUKR eircumsUqcB has just been, broagst toUeatiatks Marviaville, 0 postoSee. A lane rat was- discovered by the postmaster i which was iu the bablt of 'making one meal a ay out of the adhesive portion of postaee stamps and another bat of peetaloard. After betaeOeerlTea of tbie. diet theaaisBat seen died, ' ! - Statistics shew that Ohio has 31,380 more beys than girls. Dubctq (he heavy add unceasing ralaa a lees In Its aerial flight-over the village of M&r- ti&rturg, Vtu, left He ksaa la the clouds and descended to terra, ftrma, and after wandering about all. day was captured a? alghtfall by Eiie Bugler, Joax Hobjt, ef Orrvllle. O., islt feet t Inches high, 'weigh 386 pouad aad Is 22 years of age. i As exchange chronicle the fact that- Mrs, Sophia Bennlcgton, of Xenla, C aged 0, has gives birth to her tweaty-fifMs eW4 THbate& of dough set oa th hearth to raise by aa Erie eoauty fcoasewlfa ssissflso effective ly that' wwmd.tBe faafly,a tbe dls which had bees placed oyer iril4 te Seer. The lady; i order to save "e," got; un la the MMdleef tkeatghtaDd bsshN as baked, her teal, JCBSKPasttwrsa, of PatttiH.Ka, Mepeed,of orvr v ertmin! antes i sm mmmj stuswes ea B&BWJp yE9wf HH- M, jii-j., .JlfAsffiba-i " 1.2 Iters, CUEIOUS (MDESSATIONST;- Natural gas will be on tap la TJeireit in. about ten days. A proud mother in Merced1, CaL, owns a fdur-months-old baby that weighs 28 pounds and has cut four teeth. Only 26,663 squirrels were killed in Saa Luis Obisno county last month, for which the county paid a bounty of J1.063 72. A colored woman who said her age was 101 years wasarrested and put m the ,J$f rming ham. AUt, lockup the other day. She had been quarreling; E, A, Taylor, who lives about three miles from Smithville. Ga., caught In a trap in SliI i 5S?"e cPe1 Son-lay and Sunday oUver$&,Wfli--' aecatmnweizhei f If you would gaze on an example of superb disgust, find the, Maine hunter who t0-nSSthe ?" the shining orbs cf ' feroc L-f Jliii"! and afterward discovered that he bad filled a tomato can with shotholes. A Seattle- contractor tried to get 35 me to work one dav last week, A police .officer took him to a saloon where over 40 idle men were lounging about. Out ol the eutlreuuin ber only four expressed a waiinguess to labon Eight cotton factories, 16 Banks and various other enterprises have been started is South Carolina within a year. Corporations) chartered between October. 1888,- andXtetober, wiwjoow? Wi"1 an 8ssresa,e catal A large tract of swamp land on the lino of the Jacksonville Southeastern Railroad, near Manito. BL, has been recently drained. The result of the tiling has ben peculiar. In some places tbe roadbed of the Southeastern sunk four feet, and the road was compelled to spend a large amount of money m making nec- A gentleman from Hartford, Conn., ofi fered the Springfield, Mass., Water Com missioners on Saturday to furnish the city with 5,000,000 gallons of pure water per diem, agree ing not to charge a cent for his plant, machin ery, etcL, until be bad satisfactorily accom plished this and his plan proved a thorough success. Bo proposed to do this with a number of .driven wells. The tramp steamship Marlborough, from the Philippine Island?, vessel of many misfortunes, was seized by United States Dep uty Marshal Myers at Philadelphia on a claim fnr 3,0B0 preferred, by Ira Bursley, of. New York. Icisclairqed that the master of tbe Marlborough was negligent in not having; suf ficlent fuel on board, necessitating tbe burning of a part of the cargo of sugar. With a team composed of a black and a roan, and a top buggy, P. Moyett. a resident of San Francisco, left that city last September ea route for New York. One hundred and twenty days of steady travel, at an average of 30 rones a day, brought him. to St. Louis. From that place he went on slower, taking more time at each stopping: place. Mri Moyett win winter in Poughkeepsie, and come to New York early next sprint The other day at Jackson, Mlch.j a doj chased a moose, and. the frightened little ant . mal ran up a telegraph pole, and then started out on a wire for the next pole, 160 feet distant. The wire swung gaily In the breeze, but the trembling traveler hung on and reached the next statun in about an hour. He descended the pole, and when he reached the base he was so tired that he allowed himself to be picked up by a spectator. Tne Secretary of the Bath, Me., Board of Trade, Mr, E. Greenleaf, gives, In a compre hensive way. an idea of tbe extent of tbe ship building industry in his city for over 100 years, and also the estimate for the present year. From 1781 to 1B89 there were built In Bath 31328 vessels of all kinds, with a total tonnage of L76i,483 so. This listembraces 83 steamers, 890 ships, 253 barks, 673 brigs. 1,262 schooner. 155 sloops and 7 barges. Tbe estimate for 1889 is 2 shipv 2 steamers. 1 bark, 2S schooners. 1 barge and 4 stoops 33 in all, with an. aggregate toa- Signs are multiplying of a coming cold winter, but Ridgefleld, Conn, has one of its own, which is worth noting in the person of George Washington Gilbert, a genuine hermit, who lives on tho outskirts of the town. Gilbert, though well off, never wore shoes except In tha coldest weather, and bis feet have become so sensitive that be claims to be able to foretell tho weather three months ahead. AH Ridge' field is watching intently his pedal Implements from the end of September every year. If ha dons bis sfeoes on or about October 1 tfcay ksow thatthe wJBterwMbaewivajstl mm Ir.a .. goes barefooted uatU JfovotttwU, Was isisktfjM ""if W Sl5St . Moreover, the Stratford fishermen say that the eels were coming up the Hooaatonic river as far up as Birmmgbam, which is a never, failing sign of some stinging cold weather. A Bostonian, -who has a very accom plished p arret, was lately presented with aa owL The parrot has a habit of asking. "Do you want to fightf tad propounded this question as soon as he saw the intruder. Poll wanted to fight certainly. He was chained and could not get near enough to the owl to do any dama ge, only being able to touch his enemy by pushing out one claw as far as possible. Every time tbe claw touched the owl it would cry out in that husky tone peculiar to those birds. Tha spectacle attracted a large crowd, as a matter of coarse. Finally Poll cava a vicious jab wits bis foot and-screeched on tr "Do von want to fight!" at the top of bm voice, to which the owl redied with a loud "Who-i " "Do von want to 4ghtf" screeched Poll, aain jabblne Mr. Owl mui uia loot, asossr. uwi respenaea wna another hoarse "Whoo." By this time the people who had assembled were in roars of laughter. The parrot at last drew himself up on the nerch. and. stretefetaf -oat his neck. screeched' "WboT Wkotr WbeTn" in Imita tion of the owl. and followed it np with, "Why, you, you wall-eyed old blockhead." The (nsect house at the LosdVa Zoologi cal Gardens contains aa tatcrssfcnsr Utile bird which might be easily pasted over hvMte visitor on account of Its resemblance to a ordbsary pigeon. This reseeblanea U istaawayslaeap tlve, forltte a pigeon which baa acaalrsd-a certain amount of fame.or ratfcernateriety, ea account of iu near relaUeasMp to Us Bd. This kinship-pas not, however, been, admitted by recent authorities, and aa tha name DMan cuius haa been got by false pretenses, although the alliance claimed for the bird is by no means a noble one. But tils little pigeon is Interest Ing for tbe ingenious way la wMek it bat de feated the machinations ol that enemy of tha bird tribe, tbe cat. Dlduncalns Uvea ia Samoa, where there were orlftwDy, of coarse, no cats. These were introduced, aad made short work with the Manumea, aa the natives call the bird, killing not only the adult; bat tbe chicks in tha nest. Owiag to its habit of nesting upon the ground the bird nearly became extinct; sud denly, however, it took tofceHdingits nest upon the tree tons, where it conld brtnz- nn its vonnf . ones in peace, and since that time the bird haa again oecome lairiy plena tub - LOOK PLEASANT. A German Count Kos, nvei, dreif- Ztf. Coins to Work With a Will Contesting; lt.-Lifi. If Kentucky is such a military State, how does It happen that the major part of her. population are all cola nelsT iiaUimars Anurica. - She Patti'a next tour of the Unite States Is really to be a farewell one. - He Of coarse ill. She fares weUonanhsct anal tours. Life, BKXATBX JEEXLT. lyet-so gfoem overshadow TtHSBatrJat'sralnaV For the country Is safe JUla Kelly has slcnedl CMcaga Triiune, Old Neighbac Ky goodness, Mr. Arden, you back, artecall .these. Tears Donr'tyon,know your wife has married sgslnJ' Mr. Arden Yea, f heard of It afore i started. Guess I k-ba' lire here la peace now. .Vew Sort WteKty, Cincinnati friend (to a Chicago bride) Did you enjoy tee Journey;; CUtar ' Chicago brde-Ob. yes. Indeed, Cincinnati friend to the scenery beantinul' r "- Cblcaf a brlde-rl didn't notice the scenery verr much, bat these ntunnets are a perfect dreaia.-J.J-Jiutg. f a. jeeBMK. eetwae at a sweu uiuuor la St. Louis. Hostess James, do the melts look as If bad bad enonuhV Walter-Yeamautheydo. Hostess Yerr well then you mr ve toote."-tff. " Tww ever thus from childhood's boss, ft I've seeamyfohdest hopes decay," i I never held an ace or bower, . . tJSt. - lis some one would tne "joaer- piay. Ineverdrewa bobtail flash, Tkweof aklud, orktngsfBUrhljbj Wrt' tosteaae hurriedly would "rusk" Fewsess, wssks cestlesitiB. ijssssr.sBMPsaiSBWtsat rmm WmWRmaummiifKak jff iu - .' i v tajjjrSt