THIRD PART. T ; 1 CREMATION IN ASIA. How the Yellow Mongolian and His Black-Skinned Brethren $ BURN AND BURY THE DEAD, An Interesting Chat "With a Japanese Funeral Director. THE PAESEfi TOWERS OF SILEXCE. Bow More Than Half the World DIsposo of Their Dead Fownli In blam Which Cot a. Million Horrible Scenes nt Bangkok Cremation In India Prices Paid bT Japanese BnddhUts for Being Earned FIto Thousand Dollar for a Chinese Coffin Slonrnlna; In Korea Bannese Funerals. IWiunxa roe Tine sisfxtcb.1 ECENT investi gations show that cremation is rapidly growing in the United States. There are "- cremation socie- ties in New York and "Washing ton, and there are crematories in active opera tion in New York, Buffalo, Philadelphia, Pittsburg, Detroit, Cincinnati, St. Louis and Los Angeles. All of these institutions have been opened within the last three years, and the one at New York cremates hundreds yearly. "Without doubt more than 1,000 persons hare been cremated in this country since the building of the cre matory at 'Washington, Pa., and those 'who desire such a means of decomposition are said to be on the rapid increase. The borne of cremation is in the East. Siam disposes of most of its bodies in this way, and I saw dozens of corpses frying and sizzling on the banks of the Ganges. I visited a great crematory in Japan, where the men in charge told me they burned be tween 300 and 400 bodies a month, and I at tended a big cremation in Burmah. This Japanese crematory was on the edge of Kioto. In going to it I drove through the streets of shops filled with the beautiful blue china for which that city is so noted, and out through, fields of rice and tea to a large brick building on the side of a hill. As I went X passed many funeral pro cessions, consisting of stalwart Japs in blue gowns and bowl hats, four of whom carried a box swung on a pole which rested upon their shoulders. This box was much like a child's playhouse, and it had its roof and its curtained windows, 1 was told that it was a coffin, and that each party " carried a -5W "-. Pauper Cremation, Jlangkok. corpse. These coffins were about 4 feet long, 2 '-'feet wide and 4 leethigh. They were made of thin wbite pine unpainted and un varnished, and each coffin is burned or thrown away at the time of the burning of the body. A JAPANESE CBEMATOBY. The crematory itself looked much like an American engine room, the furnaces might hare been made in America, and they were built bo that they opened into an aisle run ning around a large room. Wood was piled , at their doors and a furious draught sucked the air into their mouths, and the great flames roared as they ate up the human fuel which was piled in the vaults above them. There was but little smell as I entered the building but I could hear the crackling and frying of the flesh, and the whole ot the burning could be plainly seen. A hollow eyed, bald-headed ghoul presided over them, and he stirred up the fires as he chatted with me in regard to his business. "We have, he said, first, second and third class cremations, and we gradnate our rates according to the age of the body. A man or woman can be burned here in first-class style for $2 40. We will give either a good second-class, burning for $1 25, and we can send a man off in very respectable style for a $1. Children under 3 vcars are burned according to the class, for 51, 75 cents or 60 cents, and boys and girls from 3 to 12 years of age are burned for from ?1 CO to 75 cents apiece. We burn the bodies as soon as they come in, and we average at least ten crema tions a day. "We give the bone ashes to the families of the dead after the cremation is over, and they take them away and bury them in their family tombs." CHEAFEB TO LIVE. Siam is a land of cremation. It costs more money to die here than to live, and the funerals of our Congressmen, which are paid for at extravagant rates by the Govern ment, cost but little in comparison with that of the Siamese noble. "When a kinp- dies in Siam the whole nation takes part in the funeral, and a million dollars and up ward are sometimes spent in the turning of the royal embalmed body into ashes. The last Queen, who died at Bangkok was seated in a golden urn for a number of months after her death, and the foreign merchants in Siam bought thousands of dollars' worth of goods from Europe and China for the King to give as presents to those who came to the funeral. A great temple or palace, with roofs covered with gilt paper, was built as her bier, and the funeral car was overlaid with pure gold and set with jewels. This car was six stories high, and it was sur rounded by tiers of golden umbrellas. All the foreign diplomats attended the burning, and there was a tiger fight, a lion dance and a tournament among the celebrations. The King lighted the fire at 6 p. ji and he gave presents of gold and silver, as well as a dinner to the most noted of the mourners. It took a full week to perform the ceremo nies, and at the close the ashes were taken In a royal barge and strewn upon the waters of the Menam river. Everyman in Siam has as good a burning 1! 211 I.... Tint l. a 11. .n S U1S purse Will uu;, tiu auw MJ undertake the expense of building a palace in which to be burned. The averaee crema tion takes place on a pile of wood laid cross ways, and after it is oyer the bones are gath V c i Sl&K l 2. ered up and tied up in a rag to be kept as relies. A SCENE OF HOBBOB. The most horrible of funerals are those of the very poor of Bangkok. The bodies of these a're taken to a temple known as the "Wat Sah Kate. Imacine an inclosureof many acres, filled with bushes and whisper ing palms, at the feet of which are piles of coffins, and along the roots of which skulls I are lying. Enter this garden if you dare. .mere are no men J stop you, uuu juu ou der in and out throuch the trees snarled at by lean, hungry looking dogs, until at last you come to a number of low brick build ings. Here yon will meet a lean, toothless, parchment-skinned old hag whoias hair as white and stiff as the bristles of a Chester white pig, and who smiles at you through her toothless gums, and with long, withered fingers beckons you in. I remember her well, and I still see her in my dreams Vultures by the hundreds sit upon the trees over her, and as you go in, you hear the snarling of dogs. You look toward them, they are fighting over the half eaten bodies of men, and the vultures swooping down, flap their wings and attempt to seize a part of the prey. Be sides the bloody corpses are a mass of half dried skulls and the odd legs and arms of the day before, and the old woman laughs through her toothless gums as she points you to them. Some of the Buddhists be lieve that their chance of Nirvana or A Japanese JfmeraL Heaven is better in case they give their bodies to the vultures, and some of these bodies have been dedicated in this way. Others, are, as I have5 said, those of very poor people, who cannot afford the cost of cremation. THE TOWEBS OF SILENCE. There is at Bombay a colony of about 70. 000 Farsees,and they, men, women and chil dren, give their bodies to the vultures. They are fireworshipers, and they say that fire is too sacred to be defiled with a dead body, and they believe the work of the worms is too slow and too vile. I visited the Towers of Silence at Bombay, on the top oi which all dead Parsees are laid, and where their bodies are left lor the vultures. These towers are great, white buildings of block granite, 25 feet high and 2.300 feet in diameter. Each is built around a central well, and the bodies are laid on the top walls, which incline inward, so that the rain will wash the bones and juices down into the welL Each well has drains run ning off into the sea, and each is half filled with charcoal. On the top of eacb of these towers there is a sort of a grating network, with meshes of different sizes, whether they ere intended to hold men, women or chil dren. Surrounding .the towers is a beauti ful garden of 60 acres of trees and flowers, and when I visited this every thing was in blossom and the surround ings were as beautiful as the Garden of Eden. As I looked at the tower it seemed that each had a coping or frieze of gray about it, and this , coping or frieze repre sented jjreat birds. A IVgoVhtfarerT no- tieed that the birds'were.allve, and they craned their necks at us, evidently taking us for corpse bearers. "While I was in the garden a Parses tuneral came, and these birds rose in the air and swooped down upon the tower upon which the naked Parsee baby was laid. There were 600 of them, and they live entirely off the flesh of dead Parsees. They strip a skeleton of every shred of flesh in two hours, and the bones are left under the sun to dry. A day or two later they are pushed down into the well, where they decompose under the purifying in fluences of the charcoal. 'The Parsees al ways walk to their funerals. They are the richest and brightest merchants of the East, but there is no difference shown as to their condition at funerals. The corpses of the rich as well as the poor lie naked on these towers oi silence, the bones of all goingto the same reservoir, and the vultures who to-day feed on the flesh of Dives make their morrow's meal off of Lazarus. PUHEBAXS UT INDIA. I saw many cremations among the Hin doos, and I attended not a few funerals in India. The bodies were generally carried on the shoulders of men, withont 'coffins, and covered with cloths. In some cases a band accompanied the procession, and the burn ings were in general very simple. At Cal cutta they took place in unrooted sheds on the banks of the Hoogley, but the fires were built on the ground and a little hole was scooped out below them to make a draught. At Benares the cremations took place in the open air, and after the body had burned to ashes the ashes and bones remaining were dragged down into the river. The under takers of India belong to the dome or thief caste. These preside over the funerals and sell the wood and light the fires used in cre mations. They break the elbows, wrists, knee and ankle joints before cremating the body, and at Calcutta the body is placed on Chinese Worshiping at the Tomb of their Ancestors. the fire with the face downward. It is cov ered with ghee, or clarified butter, to make it burn, and the wood used varies with the cost of the funeral. A rich man will send his soul to heaven with sandal wood, while n poor man takes what he can buy. tThe domes sell everything connected with the cremation, and to be chief dome of a big City is a money-making position. One of the richest men in Benares is the head of the undertakers, and he has made his money in this. way. There is a regular charge for burning, and the ordinary cost of a crema tion is less than $2. Funerals in India are, however, very expensive, and presents are given away by the nearest relatives of the deceased tp those who come to the funeral. A Rajah of Calcutta not long ago spent 1250,000 in burning his father, and rich families often spend as high as $100,000 in this sort of fireworks. THE OABB OF 80BEOW. "White is the morning garb throughout the far East. The Hindoo son whose father dies must not shave nor wear shoes or shirts or anything except a piece of white cloth dur ing the period of mourning. You see China men dressed in white moving among the gaily dressed throngs of every Chinese city. And when a Chinaman is in mourning he braids white silk into has hair, and has even he soles el biasbeis!t4 whit. Heoa )c0h iwS6m F THE PITTSBURG tirely discards, for the time, all things of a red color, and lie takes the red coloring off of the furniture of his house. Bed is the color of prosperity in China, it means lncky, and the ordinary Chinese visiting card is a strip of red paper as long as a Gov ernment envelope. "While in mourning he prints his name on white visiting cards, and he does this for three years. At the end ot that time he puts on garments of a modified color, and writes on his visiting cards the word tarn, which means my grief is not so bitter as before, The Chinese, and in fact all nations of tho-Orient, are more rigid as to their terms of mourning than we are. The Chinaman who would not put on mourning for his father would be arrested, and in Korea a man is expected to clothe"himself in yello sackcloth and trot around the country under a hat as big as a dishpan, holding a Ian be fore his face, for three years after the death of any near relative. During this time he can do no business, cannot engage in mar riage, nor attend any festivities. Chinamen do not go to theaters during their mourning period, and the law, to a certain extent, reg ulates the mourning customs of Japan. Dur ing mourning, the leading officials of many of the countries have the right to resign, and not long ago Li Hung Chang, the great Viceroy, asked to be excused from his du ties as Premier of the Chinese Empire in or der that he might go, off and mourn for his mother. MOUBNINO XX JAPAK. "When a King dies in Siam the whole nation, men, women and children, are sup posed to shave their heads, and a Japanese widow often keeps her head shaved after the death of her husband. Tbe Chinese neither shave nor cut their hair during the first period of mourning. If a man dies his widow and children are supposed to sit on the floor instead of chairs for the first seven days, and at night they mnst sleep on mats spread on the ground near the coffin, instead of in their beds. The'y are not supposed to do any cooking in the house, and they rely on the food sent in by the neighbors. They attempt to take away every comfort from themselves, and they turn their pictures with their faces toward the wall, and cover up all of the house's ornaments. The heaviest wooden coffins used in the world are those of the Chinese, and coffin making is one of the leading industries of every Chinese city. Coffins cost all the way from $5 to $5,000. and your rich mandarin will have his burial casket lacquered inside and out, and his funeral will cost a small fortune. If he is over 60 he will keebhis coffin on hand, so as to have it ready in case of his death, and if he has a dntiful son this coffin may possibly be a birthday gilt from the boy. Many an old Chinaman keeps his coffin in his parlor, though he does not sleep in it, as Sara Bernhardt is said to sometimes do in hers. The wood of the Chinese coffin is from four to six inches thick, and a coffin weighs hundreds of pounds. It is usually carried on a sort of frame work of poles to the grave, and it is accompanied by a band of music and pro fessional mourners. The man is laid at full length within it and a lot of stuff is buried with it Each of his nearest rela tives is supposed to bring a silk coverlet to put over the body, and a dozen silk quilts are sometimes packed in above the corpse. The thing that the corpse liked most in life is buried with him, and manv Chinamen save the parings of their nails and the combings of their hair in order that they may be put at their feet when they lie in their coffins. In the mouth of the body a piece of cold, silver or copper is placed. It is dressed in silk and is often decked with jewels. Grave robbing is so severely punished in Japan that there is little danger of the coffins being dug up. A CHINESE Dn-EHHA. In case the family is too poor to own a burial mound or to stand the expenses of the funeral the coffin is kept in the house until they can raise enough money to put it .under tie,ground in, good style. A tutor employed at the American. Xegation in Peking has had the coffin containing his father's body in his house for the last two years, and he has not yet been able to raise enough money to bury it. Before he picks out a burial spot he will, like all China men, cet a fortune teller to choose a lucky place for him, and he will go periodically to the grave and burn some paper over it and some suits of paper clothes to keep the spirit of his father warm, and will place some food before it that his father may have a ghostly feast during the night. Japanese coffins are often made of burnt clay in the shape of large jars. The body is all doubled uj when it is squeezed into the coffin, and it is buried in a sitting posture. The coffins of Japanese babies are little pine boxes, and in the case of the poorer classes, it is not uncommon to pack them full of lime in order tbat the bodies mav decay more quickly. Sometimes tubs of pine, nooped with bamboo, are used for coffins, and the coffins are broken with the spade of the undertaker as he puts them in the earth. The Bnrmese coffin isaflimsv affair, made of the lightest wood nailed roughly together. In the case of the richer dead it is covered with gilt paper, and it is carried to the grave with fantastic dances and doleful music The funeral ceremonies are mucn me same as tbose of the Chinese, and for seven days after the burial the family sit upon the ground and sleep upon mas. All over the East the same mortifica tion of the flesh is practiced by the relations of the dead, and grief for departed friends is fully as bitter in Asia as in the United States. Pbank; G. Cabpenteb. CLOTHES FOE AKIHALS. Why Uto Stock Should Have Warm Gar ments In Cold Weather. TVashlneton Post. "It might sound very odd to most people when a suggestion is made that horses and slock generally should wear clothes," -said M. P. Key, the agent of the Humane Soci ety, "but that is one of the innovations that is sure to be reached in time. In Norway they now have their cattle graze while cov ered with blankets yet we in the United States ignore such methods of pro ducing good results in the treatment of stock. A cow that has been giving a liberal supply of milk dur ing the summer, will continue giving the same quantity if, when the chill air of Jan uary comes along, she is kept warm, but if that is not done, the supply will fall off. There is a livery stable keeper in this town who declared to me some time ago that he believed that horses should wear nicht shirts, and that they would be just as bene ficial to them as they are to men." "What are the styles of clothing that you would considerable?" "They should be made warm enough to keep them comfortable from the time cold weather sets in until it has passed, and should be made to fit the animals for which they are intended." WAITING FOB THE SOUP JO COOL. The Remarkable Intelligence Shown by a Clover Eastern Dos. Esngor Commercial.! "Who says a dog has not intelligence? A Gardiner lady set a dish of soup out in her yard the other 3ay to cool. The dish was very hot, but had a handle. The house dog soon came along to the dish, lured by the fascinating fragrance, contemplatedthe con tents long enough to find that it was his favorite soup, then taking the handle be tween his teeth, he-backed off several rods very carefully, pulling the dish after .him to a place which he considered both cooler and more sequestered. He waited lor tbe broth to cool, devoured it with infinite relish.then dragged the dish back to the spot where he fpund it. Tbe Difference. Texas Slftlnci. Out at sea a ship occasionally heaves in sight, but a seasick: .passenger -prefers to Bsaie eat oi wguu PITTSBURG, SUNDAY, BREACH OF PEOMISE. Things to beThonght of Before Yonng People Become Engaged. SOME CAUSES OE BEOKEIf YOWS. A Famous English. SoTells.'a Advice to Toung Lovers. DANGER OF HAPHAZARD ENGAGEMENTS tcoBBESFOxnxxcx or tbe dispatch. 3 London, November 15. Probably the custom most discreditable, In the estimation of foreigners, to English social life is the legal right of a jilted lover to bring an ac tion for breach of promise of marriage against the faithless fiance. A more degraded feature of sordid imbe cility cannot well be imagined than the scene presented at the trial of such a case, where the claims for compensation in hard cash, for wounded feeling, are supported by the reading aloud of mawkish letters teem ing with silly pet names and terms of en dearment' amid the laughter of the listeners. Such scenes are the result of a certain in definiteness in our social code which, if it entails some inconvenience, at least leaves ns free Aom that grandmotherly legislation which, while striving to provide for all pos sible contingencies, only forges fetters for its unfortunate subjects, cramping the muscles which might otherwise enabU them to"pad dle their own, canoes" successfully into smooth waters. Promises of marriage, therefore, of a cer tain class bristle with dangers neither few nor far between; but with these we have no concern. The "promises" of which we treat affect persons to whom the law can give no relief, and to whom publicity means purgatory. Here, too, the difficulties are great, for though, in the eyes of all honorable men and women, no promise can or ought to be more sacred than a serions undertaking to Tuarrr, so long as a pair are not absolutely "joined together in holy matrimony" just and sufficient causes for breaking the pre liminary promise may arise. SOME GOOD SEASONS. The discovery "of circumstances willfully concealed on either side which may affect character or fortune, double dealing, the display of evil tempers, of seeming indiffer ence, or of jiny ingredient in nature or dis position which would certainly militate against future happiness when the inextri cable knot is tied, ought between serious and candid people to supply sufficient reasons or breaking off an engagement. ,Of course tbe heart of the seceder can alone know, the sincerity ot the motives alleged. Of this, however, there can be no doubt, that many a life might be saved from all-pervading bitterness had ond or other of an engagea pair nau iue courage UDU Jiigu principle to avow the doubts besetting him or her. Where one is obstinately attached and the other keen to perceive defects and drawbacks the suffering and difficulty are enormously increased. The fact is, however, that the more serions and candid lovers are, the less chance there is of their being acted upon by disintegrat ing influences. They do not rush in heed lessly where angels might well fear to tread. The most cruel cause of broken vows is the variation of human fancy or affection, for this rarely arises through, any fault on the side of the forsaken one; and here at the) first quivering breath of! preference for an; other, any good man or woman wonld crush s out the intrusive, v inconstant--engcwtiM Though no easy task, an honest heart and resolute will can trample down temptation and keep unsullied faith toward him or ber to whom faith is due. The best preservative against broken promises is deliberation in giving them and rapidity in mating tnem irrevocable by tbe final marriage vows. So much can be en dured, so much is endurable, when we know there is no way of escape, that the "fast-and-loose" period of a long engage ment cannot be too earnestly-avoided. HAPHAZARD ENGAGEMENTS. On the contrary, a long acquaintance previous to marriage is a great advantage; familiarity with each, other's character, tastes, family, circumstances (which latter never fail to color our lives), forms an ad mirable concrete on which to build the foundations of married life, and the most lasting loves "are those which are supported by tbe girders oi inenasnip. Indeed, glancing round at the haphazard way in which the all-important and fateful relationship of marriage is undertaken, the impressionof all sane persons must be amaze ment that the failures are not far more nu merous. Of all daring leaps into the unknown, this is the most daring. No one, not the most profound student of character, can cal culate on results of a marriage. Matrimony is the-most potent touchstone. It draws forth the best and the worst all tbat has lain dormant in the heart. We have known excellent sons, brothers, friends, who have made most unpleasant husbands. Just think of what human nature is its weakness, its variability, its jealousy, its ineradicable selfishness, also its affection, its need of sympathy ay, even its capacity for self-sacrifice, and then think of two poor soulsendowed unequally with these quali ties chained together in life! How ardent must be the flame that can keep them in a happy state of fusionl Nor does the most ardent ante-nuptial fer vor or even constancy ensure post-nuptial happiness. A few instances rise in onr memory where men have waited and begged and besought for years, have finally been ac cepted, and alas! estrangement and divorce followed. "The lovely toy so fiercely sought Has lost Its charm by being caughtl" Again, a pair as unlike and unsuited as possible in the judgment of onlookers meet at rout or ball, garden party, race course or countrv house. After half a dozen inter views they discover they are indispensable to each other. He is perhapsgoing to India, Japan, or Australia. Her family may wish to winter in isome, Vienna, or Ht. Peters burg. So after a month's acquaintance they marry and "live happy" all their days. Some occult sympathy, some subtle, moral chemistry inses their separate existences into true'unison. HAPF7 HABBIAOES. Almost the happiest marriages we have known have been between, lads and lassies who had sat side by side on the same forms and learned out of tbe same books in the old parish schools, which served so. well to equip the boys or bonny Scotland for the battle of life in the. pre-board school days. Having mastered arithmetic book-keeping, and the initial steps of "a soond claw ssical education," Sandy sallied forth north, south, east or west to conquer fortune, and generally succeeded. Then the image of Janet or Jessie, his schoolmate, which had never quite faded from his memory, grew clear, vivid, attain able, and a rapid run home- or a loving let ter and generous remittance brought abuot a union of hearts and lives to the lasting ben efit of society and the,individual. Between the conflicting evidence supplied by experience it is dicult to strike a bal ance. In matrimosyJw in preaching, "God gives a different gilt 6 each," and it is im possible to recommend one line of conduct above another; but deep down in the sources maybe cultivated such qualities as justice, self-respect, regard for the feelings of oth ers, loyalty, truth, and by their fruits shall life be happy, or noble, or both. And to our sisters oy nature impulsive aaa lBapreastee Abie wo wouia wmjxc ?? i.lJ?,dwy'"'VJf, NOVEMBER 24, 1889. ity men prize and cling to to much as strength. "Fallen cherub! to bo weak is miserable, Doing or suffering." An undoubted truth, though spoken by the Father of Lies. There is certainly no fairer ideal than the union of two voung creatures linked by true, tender, unselfish love, dashed with the salt ofpassion, clothed with fair illusions not all unfounded respecting each other's nobility and loveliness, and strengthened by the bulwork of hearty comradeship, facing life's battle hand in hand, and grow ing in affection as they grow in complete knowledge of each other's imperfections as well as virtues. Tnis is a rare case, as excellence must always be; yet, thank God, not quite "fancy's sketch." THE ENIGMA 07 LIFE. Even in the-ruck of life, among its roughs and Weighers, God's eye can see how many are left "of knees that have not bowed to tbe Baal of worldliness, and lips tbat have not kissed him." On the whole, there is truth, though not invariable truth, in the proverb, "Marry in hasta and repent at leisure." The masses will always be heedless and improvident; but while we deprecate this, we ought not to forget that the prudent profit by their reck lessness; their failures fill up the trenches which we must cross, and make bridges whereby we may pass dry-shod to increased ease and wider outlook. Only by very slow degrees do we attain to the knowledge of those natural laws disobedi ence to wnich entails misery, disease and death. Awful enigma of lite! which de vours those who cannot solve it, and casts their bonts at the feet of the charlatans who pretend to read the riddle, while they keep at a safe distance from the monster's jaws. "What is the sum of this reverie on "Promises of Marriage?" Very little! and that little may be epitomized iir a sentence: "Be slow in making and faithful in keeping promises." "Will any young persons "about to marry" or become engaged heed our words of wisdom? "I trow not;" yet we cast them on the waters, and though ap parently oi small effect, they may add their Infinitesimal bulk to he slowly accumu latinglmass of opinion, as the tiny, filmy shells described by marine explorers, float ing and slowly sinking in the vasty deep, serve to bnild up the sub-ocean ridges that are finally upheaved to form the cliffs against which the lawless waves dash them selves in vain. Mes. Alexander. SUPERSTITIONS OF THE HINDOOS. Watching for Signi of Good and Evil Import. The Hindoos are early risers. In the warm season extending from April to October' they seep either upon the housetop or in the courtyard, or in the veranda if rain should be threatening, and are usually up at 5 o'clock or earlier in the- morning. In the cold "weather, when they sleep within doors, they rise late, bnt they are out before 7. Bising in the morning while but half awake the Hindoo repeats the name of Ka ma several times. Happening to yawn, he immediately fillips his thumb and middle finger, though he does not know why. He prepares for his morning toilet. 'He plucks a twig from the bitter Neem tree, breaks off a span length of it, crushes one end between his teeth and extemporizes a tooth brush. He next draws up water from the well in the yard with an iron bucket, and prepares to wash his hands and face. This is quickly done. He then throws on an extra gar ment, the thickness and texture depending on the season and weather, lights bis hooka, takes a few pulls with his euphonious hubble-bubble, and is ready to go out. With a passing "Bama, Eama," to friend or ac quaintance, and a neighborly gossip by the. way, he repairs to his place of" business.' While going he will seduously avoid those signs and sounds which may augur ill for the day. Should one sneeze, or should he hear the cawing of a crow, or the cry of a kite, or should he meet an oil man, or one blind or lame, or see a cat cross his path, he would be greatly distressed as to the day be fore him. On the other hand, if a fox crosses his path, if he hears a gong or shell summoning him to worship, or if he meets a Brahman with his head uncovered.he would rejoice, hailing it as auspicious. Some are so superstitious that if any evil portent occurs on the way they return home, have 'a smoke, or chew a betel leaf, and proceed afresh. IF 100 TOUCH ME I'LL JELL. A Wise Man Fats a Toll Tale on His Whisky Bottle. Boston Globe.l "A few days before the election a little Incident happened which mortified me deeply," said a business man to the writer. "It happened in this way," he continued. "You see, I had some business to transact with one of the candidates for the Legisla ture, and, as it was something important, I was forced to go out to his house to see him. It was quite late when I arrived here, and I guess he had gone to bed. At any rate the servant who opened the door showed me into the parlor to wait for his master. I was obliged to wait some time, and while doing this 1 amused myself look ing at the pictures and other ornaments about the room. On the center table, among books and other bric-a-brac, stood a big fancy decanter filled with liquor which looked like whisky. It was a curious look ing decanter, and on one side was some fancy lettering which I could not make out. Being rather curious to find out what It said I lifted the decanter up from the table and tipped it np so that the light fell on the lettering. It saidr "If you touch me I'll tell." "Curious, wasn't it? But sure enough it did tell, fori had scarcely had time to read the lettering when my ears were greeted with the tones of 'Johnny, Get Your Gun.' There was a musio box hidden in the bottom of the decanter, and when it is tipped the machinery starts and the musio begins. "You can judge for yourself how sur prised and chagrined I was, fori had never seen the master ot the house before, and he would have a fine opinion of me for my meddling qualities. Bight in the middle ot the tune he walked into tbe parlor, and gave me a curious smile when he heard that musio box. It seemed as if it would never stop. I tried to make Home sort of an apol ogy, but made a bull of it I know, thoueh now I can't think for the life of me what I said. "He saw how confused I was and laughed it off, saying that it was an oddity he had found in New York." A Dork Night In IionelyvlHe. SM First Suburban Citizen Why, Pettea gill, what in the name of goodness Second Suburban Citizen I thought I'd ran over for a short call, and as our regttlar lastem Is broken, J: biflWd JeMiy's X'K t DISMTCl V COUSINS ATJADAWASKA A THANKSGIVING STORY. By the REV. T. DeWITT TALMAGE, D. D MARIAN WHITE. , THE ETHIOAIi PASSAGES OB THIS WOBK ABB CONTBTBUTED BTDB. TAXXAOS, ASTD THOSE T0ETIO1T8 DJCXXTDE THE IANOTJAOE 8P0XES BY. JOSS BEBNAN. THE PLOT AHD ITAEBAHV.K ABE BT MBS. "WHITE. TO COMPOSE A THANKSOryiNO PABTV. CWEVEB mueh on other days of the year our table may have stinted supply, on Thanksgiving Day there must be some thing bounteous. All the comfortable homes of Christen ff3Tni..-Sitox ifol .. .- Ti tt&fi I2 dom have at some Jfvl .'time celebrated joyful 'events by banquet and festivity. Something has happened in the old homestead greater than anything that has ever happened before. The family is re united, we will say. A favorite son, whom the world supposed would become a vaga bond and outlaw forever, has got tired of sight-seeing, and has returned to his father's house. The world said he never would come back. The old man always said his son would come. He had been looking for him day after day, and year after year. He knew lie wonld come back. Now, having returned to his father's house, the father proclaims a celebration. There Is a calf in the paddock tbat has been kept up and fed o utmost capacity so as to be ready for some occasion of joy that might come along. Ah! There never will be a grander -day on the old homestead than this day. Let the butchers do their work, and Sraekinif Human Game. the housekeepers bring in to the table the smoking meatC The muslciasswill take their places, and the gaygroups will move '-sp-and down-thHloor. Allthafriewis sad n2ghborre'gataered in? and extra sapply k sent out to the table of the servant. The father presides at the table, and says grace, and thanks God that his long absent boy is home again. Ohl hpw they missed him; how glad they are to have him back. One brother indeed stands pouting at the back door and says, "This is a great ado about nothing; $his bad boy should have been chastened instead oi greeted; veal is too good for him!" 3ut the father says, "Noth ing is too good, nothing is good enough." There sits-the youngman, glad at the hearty reccptionjbut with a shadow of sorrow flitting across his brow at the remembrance of the troable he had seen. All ready now. Let the covers lilt Music. He was dead and he is alive again I He was lost and he is found. But the chairs at the Thanksgiving table are not always so easily filled: and this, story shall tell how the Bev. John Bernan and his daughter Mary undertook to compose a family party for last Thanksgiving Day. Mary Bernan was a fair-haired and blue eyed girl, only a year past her graduation at Yassar; and nowsne was wiia uer ia.u- u a New York, boarding house, all in all to each other, for they had no near relatives. To be sure, there was Arthur Mulford, who might and might not become much to Mary. am ot that later in wis iuutuvc. "I wish we could have a real, genuine family Thanksgiving dinner," Mary re marked to her father. "There are families enough in my congre gation," Mr. Bernan replied, "and plenty of dinners to which we might be welcome, bnt I don't think we can command exactly what you are longing tor." The clergyman sighed softly in memory of a time when a wife had made a home for z-rxt A Enot (it me jioonugm. him. Then he'kissed his daughter fondly, and wondered whether she would, la her turn, be mistress of a honsehold in which he could feel himself a proper oecupant of a chair at a Thanksgiving dinner. The holida day was only two weeks ahead, and it would not bring additional duties to the pastor, be cause the church edifice was being repaired, arid sermon services were intermitted. "Why not let's go id Msdawaska for Thanksgiving?" Mary suddenly exclaimed. "Where is that?" he asked. "It sounds like missionary service in the Sandwich Islands." "No, no, it is in the Adirondack region, close by Paulsmitts, where I spent a month last summer. My colleee chum, Martha Pierson, lives there, and I"had a loiter only yesterday beseeching me to come to her and bring you along. It is delightful up there in winter as well as summer, you know, and we would have a right good tiaae. Be sides" and she stopped short "Besides? Well." "Besides, a project flashes apoq me. There's a chance jast tbe faintest allmmer of a chance to bring- an estranged family together lor a Thanksgiving diaaer. Why sot make the experiment yo aud.1?" "Oivbntdayou realise the diftealty ef suea a task?" said the good W .leas eiergyiswa. "lea aaast ksw tat ia. elaqryaaaju "xes ''r'il 1 Ir M VMHasHaHaW 13 LTarr- tl.m r the go-between must be characterized by wisdom, tact and delicacy. You sometimes have seen a very good man go in and try to settle a dispute, and he has blundered in the matter, he has made a dreadful failure, and If there were ten degrees oi violence before, after his work there were a hundred degrees of violence between the parties. There must be wisdom, tact and delicacy for a media tor." "Then victory would be all the more 'tri umphant." Mr. Bernan was taken with the idea, and especially because he remembered that his father had been a famous peacemaker. '1 do not think I put it too strongly," he mused, "when I say that my father never attempted to settle a dispute but he settled it. I remember how he would bring the two antagonists to our bouse, and I would hear conversation in the adjoining room, and there would be imprecation and loud talk ing, and it seemed as if the parties were about to annihilate each other. Then there would be a quiet, and then I would hear my father's voice in prayer, and then the door would open and the two contestants' would walk out arm in arm. He had wisdom, and he had tact, and he had deli cacy. 'But rav grandfather bad nn rnnr! nnilltr which my father has not," and Mary's gentle flattery was very convincing. "WelL tell me all the circumstances, and we will see." "When the will of Job Andrews was opened, there was a surprise," so Mary be gan to narrate. "Mr. Andrews owned some lands in the Adirondack!, and not long be fore his death the discovery of iron ore on it made the property valuable. He had three nephews. One of them, Henry Pier son, came to New York, made a fair fortune, and then went back to the edge of the Adirondacks to live. His health was poor, and so he concluded io give op business, do a little farming and find recreation in the hunting and fishing which the region of his boyhood afforded. He is now CO years old. It was his daughter who roomed with me at Vassar, and whom I yisited last summer. Mr. Pierson is not a charming man. yet he loves his wife and daughter, and is very good to them. To outsiders he is apt to be gruff and repellant "The other nephews of Job Andrews were the brothers, Mulford, Arthur and David. They were sons of the younger sister. They had tried all sorts of occupation, but had not prospered. Davy Mulford was shiftless. He liked to hunt and fiih, and his principal employment was that ot an Adirondacks guide. His ancle used to overlook his esca pades and seemed to have a weakness ior nim As to Arthur Mulford " Here Mary stopped, and gave a quick glance at her father; but if he discerned in her hesitancy any evidence of the girl's particular interest in Arthur Mulford he did not show it "That is the young man who was here last winter?"Mr. Bernan said. 'OL Hked him. He seemed a fine fellow." "About X, or" five years older than Davy." "An edaeated young man, and with, good amkatkHH., .Ha tsUnaeJ-jsmoaber, that MW-afraWttagrtaTrtiaa is settle down to tbe pnetiee e the law. which he had studied." "And I'm sars he will seceed. Bat he was greatly disappointed by his ancle's wilL ji opqqy at jiaaawagga lelt any deabt that the substantial estate of Job Andrews wonld descend to these favorite and needy relatives. They already had in view1 an ad vantageous investment Davy In a hotel in the Adiroadacks, and Arthur ia establish ing himself as a lawyer. Their uncle seemed disposed to aid them during his lifetime, when all at once a stroke of apo plexy carried him oft The neighborhood shared the amazement of the Mulford boys on learning that he bequeathed all his prop erty to his already well-to-do nephew. Henry Pierson. Tbe latter alone felt no surprise. Prosperous people sever are as tonished when luck happens to augment their success. He calmly bonght land that he had. been coveting. He made no change in hit steady habits, but continued to live in his house at Madawaska, as isolated bailding in the edge of the wilder ness, and surrounded like a hermitage by a huge stone wait This property was bounded on two of its sides by the roadway. Pierson. used to go bacK and fortn over this road to the railroad station and country store every day, leaning on his hickory cane, and clad in his unalterable and singular costume, combining the Adirondacks woodsman and acitrman. As to the Malfrod brothers, the disinherited nephews, It would be un derstating the case to say that they were surprised. Their disappeiatssest at once gave way to fary against their lucky cousin. Arthur is a big hot-tempered fellow and ha loudly spoke his complaints aad accusa tions. He talked of intrigues, oi inveigle ment, ia short of everything that can be said in such a case; and he threatened pab liclrtomake it hot for Pierson; bnt his better nature, and good" sense, soon silenced him, aad he said bo more ia pablie aboHt it." . Mary might have told, also, that her own gentle iaiaeaee had been exerted in the matter. "Bat Davy Mulford is a very ditireat sort of individual," she west oa. He had upea his conscience the ahoetiag of deer out of season, barroom brawls aad other scan dalous stories. He had neither the educa tion nor the aspirations of Arthur. His bad dispesitfoa betrayed itself by ill-natured Jests carefmlly prepared and tricks of cool malioeto reveage his dislikes. These de vices were sometimes so droll that even his vietisM felt constrained to laf h- Theeoat maoity easily nardoas a max who -keeps it asaated, and folks said: "Oh, that's oaly aaother ieke from tbat loafer Davy. After the death of Job Andrews he became more silent than aver aad eeaasd 'to jest. He was deroariag his rag iatoraalis-, I thought. The two Brothers used to dstacrM in their eaagria. Davy woald say t 'Xov. are a rec nhtr oM woman.' Hew eaa aay o sa heart osely to this villainy? Sfymhadeedf haaasmaehracM I hav we waaM assysaaar M Ma lama AKasV &f The JttKies-B the Teaee it Mad. would arzue. 'and we mar as i i well be quiet But I am afraid that he hated Plersoa in tensely. "After the completion of the legal formal ities the Surrogate at Ogdensburg sum moned the legatee to his office to- tike pos session of the property of the testator. It was on Saturday, and the town was fall ot people. Toward evening Henry- Plenon, who had just finished the business of his inheritance, entered a village oyster house. He took his seat at an unoccupied table d called, for something to eat DavyMalforf was in the same restaurant for a meal. '"Well, there is one individual who- has nothing to trouble him, remarked a lounger, referring to Pierson. 1 met hiss not long ago at 'Squire Moore's offlce; get ting the deeds to the old Homer tract M is investing his new wealth promptly.' "Davy, with eyes dilated by wrath, looked fixedly at his cousin. Without removing hia glance an instant, he forced his hearers to listen to an enumeration of9 insulting alla sions and scarcely disguised abuse, the ob ject of which it was easy to compreheed. Finally the exasperated heir interrupted him with i "You are a liar!" "Davy was only waiting for this prove. A. Beat Thanksgiving. tion. With one bound, so I was told, h rushed at the table of Pierson, disgorgiaa; ia uo wurua ui ma auger suu aaa oeasv cnosingnim. Jks nis cousin, aratawoew- aroiy man, maae a motion as to setae site cane, Davy attacked him with his two stoat,; fists. After some moments of pugiUstie sa , ercise; poor Pierson was borne off the i$U bruised and mangled, spitting odtteefc,aasr bleeding irons tne nose, month aaa i Ther Tint the victim into the train anal him home, though sot until after ha had. made a complaint of the circuaatoaeos be fore a justice of the-peace. "Davy decidedly relieved by this fswa. asce.wect home with a lighter heart As ha' had known for many a day. "Do yoa know,'' said, he to his brother, "that rascal Hank PJerses. has bee after the old man's money to-day, hat I hare jast finished a little-piece of work for bias w-bmbi he will have reason to remember-" "Arthur shrugged his shoulder. 'A great gain you have made, too,' he saiW "xoa don t find mat rich esovga. as he ia, bnt yon want to pay Mm dam ssjea. iato it bargain. When peoplereveage tiiailTaa. my boy, they mustn't da things by ha-lvee. .He didn't mean to incite uavy to rev lam sure, bat I warned. him. whea he me of it, tbat mischief might com el Well, Pienoa had to keep to his some uavs. and did not aBsear oal til the ead of the fbliowiag wek;'aal was just before I came away. 8e yes how ugly the situation waa whea. Xleft aad Mary sighed over it "Yoa are right," Xr. Bene 'Utaeesar a-hw aae?-Are woald.be welcome gaetts to "Martha's letter -will eewi declaresthatsheaadheratathasr as some, aad that her father jaia tne invitation. "Very well. We will go selishJr'.' couaay, oat aiso wita use gooa mm peacemakers," : We are to try to seat the thee amicably at one Thanksgiving toHrf V "Yes: but wa must reeoeaize thttaai in order to accomplish sueeesafaUy m aoy there must he perseveraae satd ruination amid all obstacles. If ever tried it yoa have found oat touches t thing to da iatoseUhfa You go to one of the parties aad ye a propositloa. He says 'never, siT Sm go w ue maw wrtj uu jew. reeoBciliatisa. He aavs: 1 will Yoa give up the attorns. Bat a as;''- a Christian aerseTeraaee aad diaarsaia comes aad he keeps at it 8 w irflftrfSj -xaree days jm& im jser. J seat . and his daughter Marr asaatod M waska. XL - $ri PEACE OB "WAS. The journey of John Boiaaa smi daughter waa made pleasant by IbssrJ tirely laminar .ana eeaaaenuai They saw the paaerasaaof seeaery-wiah alike, Jhey talked with hamoaiea menu, anu, jaete iaa sai, taey tuaxiy engrosses m iair mission. They djseatssd h Are m a great deal. Of ArtharHalfo tes!J was inclined, to. tellies thaar of th, and at first the father was Jed to tnat Arthur had faaltss had that aSa not care to diseasa them. As he discovered that her personal greatest in that oae of taethreaaioa, hi anxious to learn the truth. AeUaat tioa at Ieagfca-broBght a freak ' "Arthur maiiord-s repatauea l is first rate." Mary said, "aad I real cBAraeter is equally gee, atm m professed Christian. Ithiak he wAH come one hat tor a singular hiadiaasS i has a big, fia brain of hi owa. aa-ds how he has get1 the idea that Vm-U men are apt to be rationalists, at a "Ah!hekaaattakel,''iras Xr. reply. "I eaa tell himof tl heaviest tha mightiest braia ever in America, aad ask -what taaa tboHgat.of Ctrl. In the dyiaa as) that maa said: "Lord. I listiMst 'JUwh my aa eeiiet. waatstsr Almighty God receive nvetoTl Christ's sake. This flight I ahaU and joy and blessedaes. That in v"e baser "AndDaaiel WeMer is Artaar's as a lawyer aad orator," Mary "Bat it is act with himthatwe the most troaa-Ie. It is Mr. will bother a, tor he is welL yk and mere still it Is Davv Mnlfarl.l just aheat am outcast up there I. Ua t manity. Jtis cousin regard Bis a aj less case, aad eves his brother has aaail son to be as-aamcdotaia toJMti bThim." '"Well, wa aaat try to make Artsrarj a reciaians- laaaeaoe over to uaw. me taac old raraute, i cer. aad Mr. Beraaa pointed to i whieh A trala was distantly "We will toll Arthur something man who oeee lived ia that boum man and a foremost lawyer. If j to praeuee law la Utica a will aar all deal.of William H. Seward's i same field. Now1, we will toil saaaJ Seward aefcaaed a man vastly wosas Davy. Away baek in th Wiilato ' Freeman, a aaaaerlsed and wa ea trial tor saarder. H had satire Vau Nest family. Hm wrath of tha community could him oaly by armed constable. voiuatoar to be hit counsel? wasted to sacrifice his aaraaaraasM task. Al oae, a yesiasj lawyer with oM has. Hi he heard aad ajavs-,aam avfhvHua. sffifl&iJSk Ha 4 r V &: