H A -THE PITTSBTJRGr frtSPATOE, STINTAT, NOVEMBER '17, 1889; 10 ,& M I B ft m "SEVEN BRATE GIRLS Kisk Their Lives Daily in the Slums of flew York in Order to .'BEACH THE TENEMENT TENANTS. 'Mingling Among the SQialid Inhabitants on Equal Terms. THEIR WOKE ALKEADY BEARING FRUIT ICOEKLSrOMJISCE OF THE DISPATCH. Kcvr Yoek, Xovember 1C It is a plain, old-fashioned house of three rtories and a basement that stands at 95 Bivineton street, and I think that the folks who bare just taken tip their home there constitute ?. family more interesting than may be fonnd tinder any other roof in all New York City. On one side of the house is a big lodging with a beer saloon in the cellar and on the other side is a Jewish synagogue now beinr remodeled. Across the way and all through the neighborhood are tenements and cheap shops and low grogceries. The population of the district is foreign. It is the most densely settled ward in the city. It is also one of the poorest." dirtiest and most disorderly, and its police make more arrests than are made in any other precinct of the metropolis. In one year, according to the latest statistics, there were 7,655 ar rests. This was one-tenth of the whole number made throughout the town. And yet into this squalid, sordid region seven charming college girls hare recently come to lire. The falling of their young unsullied lives in this wretched, vicious, dismal quarter, seems like the falling of a lily in the mod. But the girls are content. They have been there a month and are bappy. They hope to stay there many more months and to be happier. They know that they are surrounded by dirt and ig norance, and, what is worse, by the dangers of contagious disease, and the risks of drunken insult and brutal assauit, but they are fearless. 2fay more, it was because they knew these features of life existed in their highest degree in this Tenth ward that the girls went down there to make their home. It was nearly two years ago that the heroines first thought of the unique scheme. They had left their college halls only a little while before, and were roxi. or Hoprs asd tllss to make their lives useful. Last spring their proposed experiment was merely item ized in a few of the New York papers. It was generally agreed that the enthusiastic young women had a laudable object, but most men and many women said it was an army contract that the girlshad undertaken. There were prophecies that the diploma bearers would soon be daunted by the dangers nhd difficulties, and that their pro ject would be abandoned. It was pro nounced absurd, this harum scarum idea of cultivated unmarried girls, accustomed to surroundings of comfort and refinement going into and staving in such an unclean, immoral and altogether degraded district. "Well, all doubts and forcwarnings to the contrary, the girU have done it, and the spirit of their philanthropy has begun its novel life within the gloomy walls of the old-fashinned three-story and basement house at 95 Kivingwn street Now, I want to tell what sort of a home this is, who the girls are, wnat they are doing, how they are doing it, and what the results appear to be and what they znav be some years hence. But first let me explain the ODject of th work. It is in brief the social elevation of the masses among whom the venturesome collegians have settled. The idea is of Boston birth. A college wo man living there had heard there was in one of the slums of London a settlement of university students who chose to live and stndy among tbe poor and unfortunate and give to them plain missionary work in their leisure time. They succeeded, and it is by following somewhat similar methods that THE BRAVE BAND sow in Bivington street hope to record equal success among the desolate people of this New York quarter. The girls are fully aware that many well-disposed folk are fre quenting the squalor of this wretched ward and endeavoring to remedy the evils that everybody knows exist there. But tne means hitherto used have not wrought posi tive permanent improvement. It is an unfor tunate fact that the ordinary mission worker impresses the object of his or her solicitous regard with the feeling that there is a broad social gulf between them. Now, people among whom city missionaries labor do cot want pity. They resent it. No mat ter how keen their poverty, how monotonous their tread of toil, no matter how dull their 12-month round of hand-to-mouth existence, they have inherited a pride, a stubbornness, which arises barrier-like against the ex hortation of those missionaries who (peak and act as if they stand upon a lofty plane to step from which into the precincts of tenement life is a condescension in- deed. The ordinary missionary is patronizing, and the unfortunates don't like .that treatment The ordinary missionary tells the mothers, whose horizons are so con stantly clouded by despair, that poverty is the cross God has riven them to carry, and that they must make the best of it and brighten their lives with the belief that it is a blessing after all, The ordinary mis sionary ladles out charity soup with one hand and with the other distributes tracts about one's patiently bearing one's burdens. Too often tbe soup is taken with a bitter relish, simply because it has too much of the charity flavor, while too often the relig ious tract, without being read, is used to start the morning fire. In too many forms indeed the lower tenement house families are made to feel that the mis sionaries consider themselves superior to those among whom they are working. The most galling manifestation of this uncon cealed belief of superiority is the fact that almost invariably the missionaries and their supporters never live among those whom they would benefit And an almost equally annoying thing is that the missionaries sever welcome to their own homes of com fort the poor folk in whose homes of dis comfort they preach their unsatisfying gos pel. There may be a prim mission' hall for the lowly to visit, but the cheerful firesides of the missionary's own household gods is on an avenue of brown stone fronts, and somehow tbe toiling mother, the weary factory girl, the neglected child KNOW 2f O GEEETIU G THEBE. Now, the spirit of the College Settlement that is the name that the girls have given to their Bivington street home is the reverse of the spirit of ordinary missionary methods. They have gone down into the misery quarter to show the miserable that they are not too blneblooded to breathe the same air, nor too dignified to lire in one of the old houses. They have taken no tracts with them, nor will they flavor with the bit ter herbs of charity the soup they may ask tbe tenement folks to eat They will not preach the doctrine that poverty is a bless inc in disguise, nor will thev ever let the Bivington street people feel there is a social chasm between them that may not be bridged. You know how in small towns the house wives get acquainted by popping their sun bonneted beads over tbeir back yard fences. and venturing to exchange the salutations of the day. Well, it is somewhat in this fash ion that the seven, young women of Yassar, Welleslev and Smith scrape friendship with their neighbors. And tbe talks that fol low, I imagine from what comes to me in various indirect ways, for in truth no man has ever been present at any of these neigh borly conversatisns, are' not about texts and tracts, but rather about pans and kettles and recipes for barley broth and egg ome lettes and the making over of worn dresses and the various other household matters that women living next door to each otheror on the same block discuss with all the con cern that men talk politics. Don't you really think this is an admirable way for these excellent housekeeping, college girls to help their less lncky neighbors whom "overwhelming care has made almost care- leu and hopeless. And isn't it delight- J ful how thesa seven girl rays of sunshine are brightenidg the dark rooms of the Tenth ward? How simply, too, the secret of their success, this mere fact that they are living among these people on terms of equality? Surely before long there will have to be similar settlements in other parts of the city and in other cities where like work may be done. If there are any more American Toynbee halls to be started, they may profitably be modeled after this one on Bivington street, and I should suggest that tk advice ot Jeannette Gnrney Tine, the Mother Supe rior of the college settlement, be taken at every step. Miss Pine is a graduate of Smith College, and it is chiefly due to her that the philanthrophic scheme is at last in operation. She is A SWEET VOICED OIEL, with a lovely face. Since leaving college she has been with the Brearley school, and although the Bivington street work tabes much of her time, she still teaches in the aristocratic school uptown, five of her six sisters in the settlement are also dependent upon themselves for their livelihood. One is studying medicine; another has received her degree as a physician, and the others are teachers in the Murray Hill schools. It is something of a sacrifice for these young women to give up their pleasant homes in more fashionable streets, but they knowit will pay in the end. Dr. Caroline Hamil ton she is the one who has attained her de gree in medicine might settle in a more prosperous neighborhood, but she is fully willing to put out her shingle on the Biv ington street house, and to try to build up her practice among the people around her. The four teachers find it a hardship to have to travel so long a distance to and from their schools uptown, but that is the price of success in their work among the lowly. and they pay it contentedly, and the one girl who has an independent income is im bued with the Father Huntington spirit and is quite pleased that she may make her home in Bivington street with such con genial college chums. Each of the seven girls has her own room, and all divide the cost of housekeeping ex penses among themselves. It will probably cost them less to live than if tbey were in a more select locality. But whatever the sav ing may be it will be follj spent in the en tertaining of neighbors. Some friends will probably contribute to the purpose too. The idea is not to make the home a free eat ing place where a tramp woman may get a dinner as she might a lodging at the station house. The girls think it better to get ac quainted with the people around them, call at their flats, and then invite them around to the settlement to talk and perhaps have tea. They are going to be hospitable and neighborly, but not charitable. INCREASING THEIR-CALLERS. The other day when I was down there I saw one ot the settlers standing on the stoop. The front door was open, and the fair young Sister of Sympathy was just bidding goodby to a party of little girls who had called on tier, tone wore no nat, and was clad in a simple house dress. To her skirts two of the smallest children clung as if they real It did not want to leave. Three older children were half way down the steps. They were all smiling, and for a minute there was some laughing talk. The last words that the settler said were- "Now, goodby, children. and the next time you come bring your mothers with you, and some other time let each one of you bring a new girl with her." That is the way the seven college girls are increasing their calling list Don't yon think it quite clever, aDd don't you see how there is nothing in it that the pride of their neighbors may resent? And now for the bouse itself and the fur niture. Beally, there is nothing remarkable about the building except its cleanliness; but that is a strange thing to Bivington street, and the fresh white paint and the un spotted walls will be object lessons, stimu lating callers to make their own tenements as neat The furnishings I can best de scribe by sayingthey are simple and every where inexpensive. The girls want their new friends to see how much may be done with a little money and a good deal of taste. Take it all through the house, and there probably is not a room on which more money has been expended than the most of the, nearby .families have spent for similar purposes. Bnt by their good judgment the girls have got better results than conld their neighbors, and they know that this will soon be discovered, and in time the learning mothers will PBOFIT BY THE LESSON. The main floor has a big sitting room in front, and a dining room in the back. The front room has book shelves along the walls, and besides the girls' own books and some others that form the nucleus ot a proposed circulating library, there are 200 volumes given by one publisher. All these 200 are children's stories. Downstairs, the front room is Dr. Hamilton's office. It is jnst like the cozy nest of any other young woman physician, and here she will" talk with her neighborhood patients about their physical woes. There is also on this floor a kitchen that is a gem of order and neatness. Its big table is as white as any you could find in a New England home. On the floors above the sitting room are the private apartments of the college colony and there they are continuing the happy life that they began in the corridors of Vassar, Smith and Wellesley. In the main the girls are their own housekeepers, for they have only one servant, a woman who looks after things when the settlers are out She only helps in the cooking, lor the girls themselves are not above attending, as much as their time allows, to the wants of tbeir table. The girls began to live in the BiTington street house on October 1. Four will stay there a year. Three will leave at the end of two months, and then three others will come in fori two months so that many college women who are anxious to help along the work may have a chance to get under tbe roof. Thus there will be a continual corps of enthusiasts experienced in the scheme. Of the four who are to remain a Tear three had been visiting in tbe neighborhood for some months before tbey decided to live there. They are very much satisfied now they have taken the step. Their college friends are calling upon them constantly, and Fridays are set apart for the settlers to be "at home" to all college people. On "Wednesdays they are "at home" to the ward. Some nights they give parties to which the youneer women cf the neighborhood are es pecially invited, and to each young woman the privilege is extended of bringing her best young man. On Halloween there was snch a party and the young folks did all the thingsthat tradition says must be done that night It was a most jolly time and the tenement house folks had fun snch as no ordinary mission conld give them. A NOBLE AIM. It is upon these children and the younger women that the settlers are exerting their strongest, sweetest influence. They don't preach at them, bnt they talk with them the same as tbey talk with new girls at colloge. Tbey tell them the secrets of their kitchen, why they think it wise and economical to buy certain foods and cook them in certain ways, they speak with them about their dresses and tbe way to make them, and if they see a girl bookkeeper among their guests who has some pretty stuff for a gown tne conege gins are glad to aslc her where they may get some of the same goods. They seek suggestions from their new friends on other points, too, they talk with them about boots, and lend them some Irora their library, tbey show the tene ment girl how a college girl furnishes her bedroom and makes it dainty upon even a few dollars, they have tovs for the children to sit around the floor and play with, they let them drum upon their upright piano and finger the picture books, tbey get them to learn to like to have clean hands and well-brushed hair, and in a dozen other ways without appearing to be teaching they strive to have the children and the yonng women of the Tenth ward learn to know what a good home is, and how the people there may have good homes if they will go about it" rightly, even though they never have great riches. Yes, it is a stupendous undertaking, bnt the results so far iurtifv the hone thit crrtmt good will be accomplished. Certainly it is a unique method, and the like of it has never been known in this metropolis before. W. A. Hot. TEE ELIXIR OF LIFE. Dr. Brown-Sequard Talks Frankly Abont His Celebrated Tonic. WHAT HE DOES AND DOESN'T CLAIM Interview With the Famous American Physician, Pranco- EIXG DEATH CAXN0T BE COXQUERED rCOKKESrONDEKCS OT TUB DISPATCn. Pabis, November 5. Dr. Brown-Sequard lives in an elegant apartment on the third floor, at No. 19 Bue Francois-Premier, nearthe Champs-EIysees. The staircase is neatly carpeted. On ringing the bell, a servant in black, with a white choker, opens the door and ushers you through an ante-room into an airy drawing room, fur nished in tne conventional manner of French salons. The chairs and sofa, of bourgeois model, are carefully con cealed under linen covers. The wainscoting and ceiling are painted white, and the mold ings touched up with gold; the white marble mantelpiece has its regulation looking glass, ifs bronze clock, with side cups and can delabra to match, and its dog-irons in the hearth. On one side of the room is a grand Erard piano, on another is a glass case with pottery and books inside, while in the center stands a small table with a few books and some Japanese knick-knacks on top. A carpet covers the floor, and five water color sea views in narrow gilt frames brighten the walls. I was not the only person who had come to see the doctor. There were half a dozen patients awaiting their tnrn to go in, among whom an American lady and gentleman, and a very pale looking, blue-eyed, exsan guineous Frenchman, who wore the red ribbon of the Legion of Honor in his button hole. The latter, being talkatively in clined, like most of bis countrymen, told me that, if he was not already in his grave from anscmia, it was owing to the doctor, who had certainly rescued him from the family vault bv means of the elixir. He had been inocufated several times, and felt much stronger and better from the treat ment. The patients filed off one after another into the doctor's inner sanctum, and I went in last, so that the doctor was in no hurry to put roe out in order to make way for somebody else. THE DOCTOB'S APPEABANCE. Dr. Brown-Sequard is a short thin, aged man, with a thoughtful countenance, gray hair, dark eyebrows, and a fiery, penetrat ing eye. He speaks in a soft, quiet tone of voice, and expresses himself with great fluency in English. Those who fancy that tne notea r ranco-American pnysiologlst is in bis dotage are much mistaken. He is still in the full possession of his mental faculties, and his opinions, are. therefore. to be received with all the respect due to his remarkable achievemenis. "I have been away for two months," he beganj "seeking rest at Brighton; but I am far from well yet I suffer from acute muscular rheumatism and renal pains, so that I get but little sleep at night "As regards the tonic which your Ameri can friends call an elixir of life, and regard as a rejuvenating potion, I may here once for all state that it is nothing of the sort I am a man of science, not an alchemist If quacks in the United States try to raise money by misrepresenting my discoveries, or giving a false color to the results hitherto obtained by me, ot course, I cannot prevent1 tnem; dui am not to ue iieid responsible for their quackery. Questions like these take years of patient stndy and investiga tion Before we can be sure of any one single fact Withont being wealthy, my means are snch that I can afford to proceed scien tificallv. My experiments date as fir back as 1869, when I was in the full vigor of middle age. "What I do pretend to haft discovered is' a valuable and powerful tonic or stimulant I have tried ten injections of tbe licmid nn myself two in my left arm, and the others in my lower limbs, in less than three weeks' time, from May 15 to June 4 of the present year. For each of these injections I used one cubic centimetre of the linuid. The first five injections were roadeon three succeeding days with a liquid obtained from a dog. In all the subsequent injections which took place on May 24, 29 and 30 and June 4, the liquid used came from guinea pigs. WONDERFUL EESULTS. "The effects of these injections on myself were extraordinary. I must tell yon that I am 72 yearsof age, and that my general strengtn, wnicn nas oeen considerable, had diminished to such an exten) that, prior to my first injection in May last, I had to sit down after half an hour's work in the labor atory. I got to be so weak, in fact, that when I came home at 6 o'clock every even ing, I took a light meal and At once went to bed. Often my exhaustion was so great that, though very sleepy, I conld get no sleep, and rose tired in the morning." "From the day I took my first injection, a radical change occurred. I felt my old strength return. I went to work at the laboratory as I had not been able to do for years. The succeeding injections improved my eeneral health and vigor to such ,an ex tent that Dr.d'Arsonval and Dr. Henocque, my two head assistants at the laboratory of the College of France, where I prosecntemy physiological experiments, were astounded at my unwonted activity. I could run up and downstairs as I did at 60. One dav. after upward of three hours' hard labor at the laboratory, standing all the while, I felt so strong that I went to work after dinner a thing I had not done for 20 years and wrote part of a very long article on some scientiuc suo.ect. my daily cycle being onlv 22 hours, instead of 24, as with most people, I have always been an early riser, doing most of my writing work be tween 3 and 4 o'clock in the morning. So that tbe fact of taking up the pen after din ner, when 40 years had confirmed the habit I was in of retiring early and writing in the morning, may be looked upon as a more serious test in my case than it might be for another. "Ever since ISCO.'when I first established myself in London, I have kept a record of the strength of my forearm. For two years after that date, 1 occasionally moved 100 pounds. Within the last three yea'rs the maximum was 76 pounds, lhis year, be fore I took my first injection, the highest figure recorded was 74 pounds. Since the injection it has risen to 88 pounds. Prav feel the muscles of my right forearm. They are as nard as tney were zu years ago. NOT ALL IMAGINATION. "We will now examinethe assertion that imagination plays the chief part in curing people to whom the tonic is administered. The effect, some say, is mental, and not physical. This objection I had foreseen. If stimulating effects were obtained on my self, it might possibly be the remit of auto suggestion. But if tbe same effects -were ob tained on others, who had noidea of what was being done, such an objection wonld fall to the ground immediately. That was why I communicated my discovery to the Paris Biological Society. Other medical men advanced in lite would make on them selves experiments similar to mine. Beady as I was to make on my own person experi ments which were exceedingly painful, I refused absolutely to yield to the wishes of many people who, at this early stage of pro ceedings, were anxious to obtain the effects I had observed on myself. "Thereupon Dr. Variot, withont consult ing me on the subject, made a trial of my method on three old men, who were utterly ignorant of what was going on; and on each of them the strengthening effects were fonnd to be much the same as those I had obtained on myself. "Do I apprehend any dangerous effects In the administration of the tonio? No. In jections of animal matter offer no danger as a rule, unless the substances begin to be decomposed. In this latter case there is, of course, great danger that inflammation may set in and even death supervene. One bright medical authority objected to the in jection of albuminous solutions, as it might determine albumenuria. Now I take it to be immeasurably less dangerous to take the quarter of an egg's meat under the skin, than an omelet of a dozen eggs into the bowels, as Gudin, the painter, used to do every day at breakfast "Great care should, however, be taken to' avoid septic trouble incident on putrified meat, as butchers have an elastic conscience regarding the number of hoprs or even davs since tbeir animals were brought to the shambles. The strictest attention should be paid to the cleanliness of the tools and vases employed, aad so often as possible a Pasteur filter should be used for filtering the fluid. Doctors who have recourse to the process should bestow on the operation, simple as it is, as much care as they would in the case of any more serious surgical operation. While I was at Brighton, an experiment was made, and when blood poisoning ensued from utter disregard to ordinary precautions taken in subcutaneous injections of animal substances, the faqt was made known to me, and my advice asked for. I replied: 'The mischief is done now. Why didn't you ask me about it before the opera tion?' AMERICAN EIDICUIE. "IJbelieve that in America, as elsewhere. much of tbe ridicule which some have sought to throw upon my diocovery pro ceeds from the anti-vivisectionists. Do you know how my tonic was first announced in one of vonr New York papers? Listen: 'All that can be said of it is. that it is compounded of revolting materials. The physiologist cuts out certain parts of living animals, such as guinea-pigs, and the pieces of quivering flesh, pounded together by the pestal and mortar of pharmaceutical com merce, are made into a kind of paste with water.. The essence of this compound is then ejected underthe skin ot a patient with a syringe similar to that employed by the votaries of morphine. It is needless to say that the results of Dr. Brown-Sequard's experiments are awaited with eagerness by elderly Fausts.' "Now, you will agree with me that the man who wrote those words knew perfectly well he was asserting a down-right false hood. I never gave out that it was neces sary to do anything of the kind. There are more horses flogged to death in the streets of Paris, more lobsters cut up alive, more eels skinned alive in New York, more cruelty wrought in any one citv in a single day than can be laid at tbe door of all the vivi sectionists in the world during a 12-month. Vivisection naturally has its opponents among people who only regard the act with ont bestowing a thought upon the beneficial results attending the practice. It is difficult to reason with these, as the word torture is a very ugly one, and although generations of humanity may be benefited by injury to a frog, the latter, in their opinion, evidently has the most claims to consideration. "I may add in conclusion that there is now no denying the fact that my tonic has a marvelous toning effect upon the system, and is a nervous stimulant remarkably rapid in operation. As such, it will ere long come into general use by physicians. To say that it will conquer death, however, is a preposterous exaggeration. I do not pretend to rob death of its sting or the grave of its victory. So far experiment has not yet shown even that it will restore certain functions that depart with the advance of age. But I do hold that, by imparting strength to an otherwise weakened constitu tion, it will prolong tbe life of the patient, and render one less subject to the attacks of disease. It will rejuvenat&only in that it restores physical animation, and thereby has an exhilarating effect upon the spirits, giv ing to the aged that gaiety ot voutb which some people never lose, even in their 80's. As a recuperative and revitalizing agent it Is the most effective tonic which has yet been found. I claim for it no higher virtue, no greater potency." "Hekbt La Ltjberne. THE HODAG WAS SICK. An Explanation by Which an Ex-Snowman Escaped a Tbraihlnc New York Snn.i We had 45 minutes to wait at the depot in St Thomas, and everybody was taking it easy, when a young man from the farm, who was drawn there out of curiosity, per haps, walked up to a well-dressed man, who was pacing np and down, and began: "Say, isn't your natqe French?" "It is, sir," was the reply. "You were running a show in Buffalo last March?" , "I was." "Price of admission was 25 cents?" "Exactly." "Well, I was there. I went in. Yon had a big sign out saying you had a HoJag on exhibition. Bein' as" I had never seen one I paid my quarter, but it was an infernal swindle. There was no Hodag therel" "Ah I I remember. He was sick for a few days." "Well. I want that Quarter back, or I'll take it out of your hidel When I go in to see a Hodag tne animal has got to be there or the money comes back." "Quite right, my friend," calmly replied the other. "You happened to hit us when onr Hodag was sick, but we gave you a far greater curiosity in his stead." "What was it?" "The Exit Didn't you see him?" "I saw a sign over a door, .but I didn't see no animal." "Well, if you didn't open the door it wasn't my fanlt The Exit was there to be seen, and everybody who saw him said be beat four Houags rolled into one." "Is that so? Well, I was in too much of a hurry, I gness, and if I have hurt your feelings I beg your pardon. An Exit isn't a Hodag, but if you were doing the best you could I have nothing to say.", THE JERSEY JUHPJLNG PLACE. Tramps Leaping From Trains and Punching Holes in the Earth. New York Sun.l A section gang were working on the marsh west of Jersey City when a reporter, who had been sniping, came along and called the attention of the boss to some sin gular looking spots beside the roadbed, and asked the canse. These spots looked as if the end of a heavy beam had struck the earth, and here and there was a ragged furrow in the dirt "And you don't know what them spots isl" exclaimed the boss, as he looked up and down the track. "I do not" "Well, you'll find them for half a mile each way irom this, but this is the favorite spot All of those were made between dark and daylight last night." "But how?" "By tramps jumping off of freight trains. Back there is where the whistle, blows for Jersey City. Abont here is where she slackens up to four miles an hour. Then the tramps begin to leave the bumpers. They jump straight out and come down with a squash, and though they leave a big hole in the solt ground they receive no hurt. I've seen ten leave one train right here. Blessed good thing for dead beats that the Lord put this marsh so close to town. If we had clay ground here there'd be need of a big hospital, too." A Small-Sized Libel. Philadelphia Ledger. 1 An ingenious farmer in West Tisbnry, Mass., has nailed np on his own premises a large finger board pointing to his neighbors on the opposite side of the lane and bearing in very large letters the word "Pigs" and with the words "for sale" underneath in very small letters. Lawyers who think there is a libel in it are endeavoring to get the discomfited neighbors to try on a lawsuit. A Costly Farce for Him. Toronto Globe, A juror in one of the Gweefore trials having been ordered by the Crown to stand aside, remarked that "trial by jury was a farce in this country." As he was immedi ately fined 20 for this piece of candor-he has probably concluded that trial by judge is a pretty serious business. THE IKISH PEASAINT Is Described by Mrs. M. Hnngerford, Better Known as The Dnchess. AH IEISHMAN IS ALWAYS POLITE. i His Thankfulness for tha Small Mercies Youchsafed Him. ERIN'S CUBI0US MAEEIAGE CUSTOMS IWItlTTET FOB THS DISPATCH. The old fond fancy that every car driver in the Emerald Isle must of necessity be a walking volume of witty sayings is happily dying out The modern Englishman finds him civil indeed, but dull and irresponsive; and the belief that this arises from the new and complicated state of affairs existing be tween the sister isles is erroneous. In spite of all that has been said or written of the Irish peasant, he is, as a rule, not only shy of airing his native wit before strangers, bnt that wit itself is of a natnre so indigenous to his surroundings that one outside hia daily life could not by any possibility grasp the "cuteness" of it It takes an Irishman to know an Irishman a trite remark that sounds dangerously like "set a thief to catch a thief," but, on the whole, Paddy is a "pleasant creature," with a kindly word for evervone. and a deeply religious spirit His good nature is born with him his gaiety is spontaneous. His gratitude to Providence for the ex tremely small favors vouchsafed to him is large and unbounded. If it is a line day, why," 'tis wontherful weather, thank God." If It rains a good deal without being posi tively tempestuous, "it's a fine soft day, glory be." If the potato crop is passable, "I niver saw the praties finer, yer honor, the Lord be praised," and so on at every turn. If the lower classes in Ireland repine or rebel at all at that station in life into which they have been called, it is always against man their protestations are directed, never against the Maker and Buler of all. Mother Nature has been singularly care ful ot their education. They are born with an instinctive sense of courtesy that olings to them through all misfortunes. Yon meet the commonest peasant on the road coming toward you, the everlasting "dhudheen" between his lips, but before he comes to you he whips the beloved pipe out of his mouth, and calmly places it behind his back until, with a passing "'Yis, thank God," in an swer to your remark of "A fine day," he gets past you, and can safely restore the holder of the vile toDacco he smokes, to its proper place. Say it is one of their "soft" days, when a heavy drenching mist is sweeping down from the mountains beyond, threatening to saturate your clothes and destroy your tem per, and seeing a cabin over there to your left you make for it with a view to gaining shelter. You hesitate at tbe low doorwav on seeing that the family are jnst going to their dinner of potatoes and milk feeling they will regard you as an unmitigated bore it you insist on now claiming their hos pitality. GENUINE HOSPITALITY. Bnt no. Whatever their private feelings mav be, you need never be afraid of a rough or cold glance or word. Instantly the one good chair is dragged forward and dusted down by "herself," as the mistress of the house is always called by her spouse. You are earnestly requested to walk in. It was a "sudden shower, sure enough," but " 'twill be nothing, plaze God. S3te yer self now, doj Alannal" it you are a girl or "Bo, surr," if yon are a man. It is im possible to refuse snch pleading, so yon take the chair, and turn it that your eyes may go straight through the open doorway, where the pig and chickens are grunting and picking, and mar by no chance fall on the inhabitants of this "rustic villa," who. no doubt, in spite of their cordiality, would not care to have their meal interviewed. Useless. The are obliged to you no doubt, and being so naturally well-bred tnemselves are quite alive to your intended delicacy, bnt in a moment you find a plate thrust under your nose with two steaming "murphys" on it and a two-pronged fork. "Would yer honour ate a praty whilst you're waitin'? Do nowl Faith 'tis sorry I am 'tis notbin' better I have for ye, but they're hot, any way." Then, of course, if you have a soul at all you accept the plate gratefully. Get through the potatoes, even though you have but jnst now lunched like an alderman, and tell the kindly creature atterward that they are the best potatoes von ever ate in your life. This will delight her and serve as gossip for the next day or two with her cronies. She will chat a little with you then, seeing yon are one of the right'sort, and presently the mist clears off again, and rising you thank her afresh, squeeze a shilling into the hand of the bine eyed nrchin who has been staring at you so shyly ever since your entrance, and go on your way with recovered spirits and two large potatoes. It is remarkable that with so much pov erty among the lower classes their spirits should be so universally joyous. A happy-go-lucky lot they must be called, ready for a laugh on the smallest provocation. urtnemsn peasant woman it may be said that she is as faithful to her trnst, whether as wife or servant, as it is possible to find woman in any country. Much has been said ot her in the latter capacity as to her idleness and want of systsm, but that she is teachable is beyond doubt. In the nursery, indeed, she shines as an example of tenderness and patience. The Indian ayah and the Irish nurse are the two most trustworthy creatnres in the world; no heart is larger than the latter's at all events where the baby is concerned. It is needless to sy, therefore, that she makes an excellent wife and mother. Poor souls, and how they drudgel And how uncomplain ingly! With hardly enough money to keep body and soul together, and yet ever with a smile, and a curtsey, and a "God save yon, sir," or "ma'am," as yon pass the cabin door an d cast a kindly glance on all the merry, dirty chernbs that cling around her skirts, and are the coming members of the "Foinest pisinthry in the world." MABBIAGE IK ZEIS. Marriage in Ireland among the farming classes is conducted on very much the same scale as that of crowned heads. A curious fact scarcely "nnderstanded of the people" in England. These marriages are arranged and brought to a satisfactory conclusion without reference to the two most concerned; the bride and bridegroom apparently being the last to be consulted as to the advisability of a matter that has to do with their whole life's happiness. The fathers and mothers on both sides settle all preliminaries. There is no love making between the young folk, they do not even see each other as a rnle until everything is arranged; he being in his part of the barony, she iu that, and time for "lover's dalliance" in seed-time and harvest being nil. Here is a man Moriarity, let us say-well-to-do for Ireland, with a farm worth so much, 20 cows or so, a'horse or two for farming purposes, an outside car that guinea's stamp among farmers and their kind and a family of two sons and three girls, all of whom must be in a manner provided for. To the credit of the lower Irish must be placed the fact that their children are precious in their eyes, and that father and mother, as they bring them into the world, see their duty toward them to the grand extent of laying up a pro vision for them to the best of their abilities. The eldest son must of coarse come in for the farm ana homestead. They are as con servative, about this at least, as their more aristocratic brethren. The second son, as a rule, is given money to emigrate, unless he ohooses to carve out his own fortunes in tbe "ould land." Bnt the girls are generally the stumbling block. Hour by hour, day day, the father lays up a little fortune for them: one so altogether insufficient, In spite of the many privations to which he has subjected himself throughout a long life, that something has of aecesity to be dose to augment It And here Ilea thk tblag . The eldest son is worth so much. There it lies in black and white, or rather, in sheep and cows. The neces sary thing, therefore, is now to find a "girl" with a "fortune," and wed the two; the "girl's" fortune to go to the bridegroom's sisters, in consideration of her getting the farm and a husband. This is the common law throughout Southern Ireland, and though certainly primitive to tbe last de gree, is hardly to be improved upon. The husband, in effect, gets only a portionless wife, bnt then he gets rid of his sisters, a noint that mav present itself in trlmrinF colors to the bride, at all events! All these negotiations are carried on by the heads of tbe two families, sometimes for months beforehand the juniors being per sistently thrust into the background. Say the intended groom is ugly; that matters but little if he is an able-bodied man, sound in wind and limb. Much is conceded to health and strength, the one thing unfor giveable in Ireland being deformity of any sort From that they shrink with an almost childish abhorrence. As for the bride well, in that matter the groom as a rule has the best of tbe bargain, Irishmen being proverbially ugly, Irishwomen, beyond all doubt extremely good to loos: at Oddly as these marriages are arranged, they seldom prove unhappy; so seldom that it is hardly worth while discussing the mat ter. Daring a whole life's sojourn among them.1 have known but of one faithless wife, and she, as it proved later, died in a mad house; and as 'or the husbands, three only strayed into lorbiaaen patns a small num ber, surely, out of so large a fold. A FEATHER BED FOB A PIG. Among the laboring classes, of course, the punctilio described is not observable. Tbe laborer has nothing to give or to expect He lives from hand to mouth, and happier than the farmer and the Crown Prince, can take his choice of a wife wheresoever he listeth; not but what mercenary complications can arise even with these impecunions people, too. I have known a match spoiled at the very chapel door, because the bride failed in producing the pig promised by her father, after long days of courtship. I knew, too, a case where a feather bed (that greatly prized article with the Irish peasant) was not forthcoming, and consequently put a stop to the marriage ceremony. The parties intending matrimony had arrived at the chapel gate, and had paused to allow of a greeting between the bride and bride groom. Unlucky pause. Some friend of his under cover of the excitement of the moment breathed in his ear the fatal tidings that "that bed" was a mythical legend lighter, far lighter, than tbe down of which it was thought to be dressed. It was not there; in fact it had been confiscated to pay for the whisky and porter for the wedding feastl Consternation followed upon this,and grow on the part of the bridegroom's people into stubborn wrath. The bridegroom him self was furious. He, too, had gone to great expense; .his orders for the national drink had been generous and profuse and to be fooled alter all! He drew back from the sacred gates and repudiated bis waiting bride with indignant hands. Her stricken father expostulated with him, not gently but firmly, but all in vain. The friends looked blank. What a pity to let the day go by withont "an enter tainment" of some sort or another. Suddenly a diversion arose. Someone among them thought of another girl present, whose dowry was a pig. Negotiations were gone into on the spot between her father and that of the late indignant groom. It was all settled in no time, and the former pretender for the owner of the feather bed now led to the altar the owner of the pig (never seen beforehand ever after proved as exemplary a husband as one need wish to find. Of all creatnres the Irish peasant is the most light-hearted. He certainly may be counted among the sociable ones of the earth. On all possible occasions births, deaths and marriages, tbe poorer classes call their friends around them and kill the Tatted, calf, which alasl in spite of its high- sounding title, must ever oe placed among the leanest of all lean kine. Nevertheless, they make as merry over their bread and tea and porter, as you and I would over onr" "chicken and champagne." perhaps a good deal merrier. They are indeed unhappy if alone. Above all things, either in their joy or sorrow, they desire someone near them to whom they can pour out the yearnings of their hearts. Sympathy they crave, and sympathy most eagerly they give. Impul sive, troublesome, careless, improvident the Irish people are, when all is told, the kindest-hearted in the world. M. HtTNGEBrOBD. 1IAEEIED UN THE TRAIN. A Novel Wedding Ceremony That Took Place on a Pennirlvanla Coach. New York San. A yonng man and a yonng woman came over on a Pennsylvania Bailroad ferry boat from Jersey City one afternoon last week looking verv blissful, very conscious, and exceedingly happy. The young man car ried two hand bags, two umbrellas, a top coat, and a self-satisfied smile; the young woman carried anair of mystery. Some days since, at 1 o'clock in the morning, an express train, running from Pittsburg to Philadelphia stopped at a flac station in the Alleghenies, and two men, and a young woman boarded one of the sleepers. One of the men and the girl stood just inside the door, while the second man hustled around and woke up the sleeping-car conductor, and for a few moments talked in a very ex cited and em nhatio manner. The conductor raised several objections, bnt at last con sented to do what was required of him. Four minutes later a restless passenger stuck his head from between the curtains of a lower berth and saw a marriage ceremony being performed before daylight, on a train running forty miles an hour. The extra man who Warded the car was a cousin of the groom, and a clergyman. The bridal pair sent telegrams from Harrisburg to dear papa, announcing that tne wedding had taken place. Time for a Chance. Montnomerr Advertiser. If there's any one thing that this country stands more in need of than another it is a reliable scale of prices for foreign Princes. It is about the only salable article on the market for which there are not regular quo tations, and it would appear high time for a change. Not nn Art' Critic. Philadelphia EecordJ Friendly repartee at the sewing society "What do you think of my friend, Mrs. Bangnp?" "Indeed, I am no judge of painting." "-A dirty house cre&tes a. between Hie good in&n and secure iAoca nw-solld cke of scouring sop'Tiy ib I WW SAPOUCj dirt and raa A complete wreck of dishes, from an unclean kitchen, or from trifles which seemed light as air. by these things a man often judges of his wife's devotk to her family, charges her with- general neglect when he finds her careless in these partkiakniS Many a home owes a large port of ks thrifty Matae and its bappiness to SAPOLIO. AN ENGLISH AKOMALY Mrs. Askton Dilke on the Deceased Wife's Sister Problem. DI V0ECE LAWS IH GREAT BEITAI5. The Marchioness of Blandford's Famous Salt Against THE WICKED DUKE OF XABLB0B0UGH icoBBXsroxcxHcz or tux cisrATcs.1 London, November 6. Amid the heap of abortive legislation which strews the path of every parliamentary session, there was one bill this year framed so as to re move what is at once a grave injustice to women and an absurd inconsistency in the laws of Great Britain. This was a private bill introduced by Dr. Hunter, the member for Aberdeen, to assimilate the English di vorce law with that of Scotland. Ever since the publication of "Faithful and Un faithful" or "Divorce" as I believe it is called In the United States has famil iarized the English reader with the possible hardships inflicted by the variations of the American divorce laws, there has been no point on which he has assured greater airs of superior morality than in this of the mar riage system. And he is, as a rnle, enriously oblivious of the fact that he is offending against the old adage regarding the throw ing of stones in glass houses. In reality, the anomalies in the English marriage law are quite as great as in the American. II in America there is a differ ent divorce law in every State, in the United Kingdom there is a different one for England, for Scotland and for Ireland, each of which is far smaller in point of size than many of tbe American States. And not only do the legal restrictions affecting the untying of the hymeneal knot varv, bnt the rules and regulations regarding the wedding ceremony itself present a most bewildering diversity. Special licenses, registration, the publishing of banns, etc., all differ1 in the three kingdoms, and to any one but a born Britisher the whole system offers a striking example of the scrappy nature of our mncb-vannted legislation. Let us take in the first instance the ques tion of divorce. In England proper a hus band can get a divorce from his wife on the ground of simple infidelity, while a woman can only obtain a decree against her hus band for combined infidelity and cruelty, or infidelity and desertion. It an English woman, in th& first burst of indignation at her husband's misconduct leaves the con jugal mansion, she forfeits all chance of freedom, as she deprives him of any oppor tunity of rendering himself guilty either of desertion or of cruelty. Not so in Scotland. There, as in France under M. Naquet'slaw, husband and wife stand ON AN EQTAI. POOTTNO as regards infidelity, and a further ground for procuring an absolute dissolution of the contract is "provided by desertion for four years. Dr. Hunter's recent bill wonld have conferred similar privileges ori English women, and his failure to secure a day for the discussion of his measure was a rare dis appointment to all of us who believe in the superior morality of equal laws for both sexes. In Ireland, on the other hand, there is correctly speaking no divorce at all. When the English divorce law was passed in 1857, Ireland was excluded from its sphere of operation, partly because in a Catholic country the lav was likely to remain in operative, and partly, no doubt because the Irish, as a people, are so extremely moral that the necessity for any relaxation of the bonds of matrimonr was verv little felt. An Irishwoman has no redress whatever against her husband, and an Irishman who wishes to be rid of his wife has a wearisome and expensive task before him. He must first obtain a decree of separation a mensa et thoro in ibe Dublin ecclesiastical courts; then he must win an action for damages against his rival in the civil court and finally he mnst carry his case to the House of Lords and induce their lorships to pass a special act annulling his marriage. He may consider himself lucky if at the end of the process he is not more than 1,000 out of pocket The fundamental idea of the English divorce law and here it differs very largely from that of Anfenea is one of punish ment Hence the somewhat bewildering theory that in matrimonial matters, two Blacks make a white, or, iu other words, that where both husband and wife hare sinned against etch other neither of them are entitled to redress. This fact is best ex emplified in the notorious Marlborough di vorce case. When the Marchioness of Blandford obtained a decree of divorce for. infidelity and cruelty against her husband, the present Dnke of Marlborough, on ac count of his relations with the then Count ess of Aylesford, the Earl of Aylesford was debarred on his side from divorcing his wife owing to the fact that he had already sought and fonnd consolation elsewhere. The most natural result of the theory is an immense multiplication of cross-suits, the guilty party trying to shield himself behind an acensation of tu quoqne. In England, for some mysterious reason, the Probate, Divorce and Admiralty cases are all mnddled np together in one court, which, is presided over by Sir James Han sen, one of the ablest and most impressive of living English Judges, and by Sir Charles Butt, who is popularly reported to have selected the post in order to avoid leaving his verv pretty young American wife alone at home while he m ! was away on circuit an Airusnro pabadoi One of tbe most comic absurdities of the present marriage laws in England is that whereas it fa strictly prohibited to marry your deceased wife's sister, there is nothing to prevent a man from marrying his di vorced wife's sister, should he feel so dis posed, even during the lifetime of his repu diated partner. But this brings us straight to the great deceased wife's sister' question, which pre sents one of the most flaring anomalies of the English marriage system. Marriage with a deceased wife's sister has been legal ized in all our colonies, American and Aus tralian, with the full consent of the Crown. A bill with a similar object has repeatedly passed the Hoase of Commons. Yet jmm reduces tabor Jsurcortj - kes home hrighfrajni domestic happiness has often resulted from, badly -Vjr"7Sr year after year it is Introduced into the House of Lords, and! time after time it is rejected on the second read ing. TheBoyal Dukes invariably come down en masse on this occasion to vote for the bill, originally, it was said, in order that Princess Beatrice might marry her brother-in-law, tbp Grand Duke of Hesse; the Bishops in their aprons and gaiters alio come down en masse and vote against it; It is a sort of duel of Prince versus Bishops; bnt the Spiritual Lords are in the majority, and so far have won the day. In the mean while many an honest couple are waiting wearily for the legitimization of their union, and many a husband and wife legally married in the colonies haje to sub mit to the injustice of seeing their ehildreai'1 treated as illegitimate in the mother country and debarred from inheriting either titles -or property. On the whole, polite society in London re- , gards these unauthorized unions in a very1', tolerant spirit, and the dereased wife's sister, if not accorded the full privileges of a wife,, does not undergo a very severe lonn of social' ostracism. One of the best-known case of J this kind Is that of the artist, Mr. Holmaa" Hnnt and his wife; and only this spring'the, subject was once more threshed oat by$ society when the Hon. John Collier, brother to Lord Monkswell, and himself anl able portrait painter, married thef youngest daughter of Prof. Huxley, hia1 first wife, the Professor's eldest dauglvW ter having died some three years ago. InJi order to render the union as correct a circumstances would permit, the., young couple were legally married at Christianlav, Mr. Burnand. too, the genial and inimitable t editor of Punch, has married hlx iir:in... law, but he could the more easily afford.to V refused by Cardinal Manning, but Mr. Burnand fortunately possessed influential friends at the Vatican, and Pins IX. proved;' himself more accommodating. uispeniB iHia me legal sanction, navingsr provided himself, as a Catholic, withjkthet'i Papal dispensation. The dispensation vai& t t A CTTBIOUS DISTINCTION. The deceased wife's sister bill, as intro duced into the House of Lords, never in cludes within its scope the marriage of a woman with her deceased husband's brother. In countries where tbe distinction is main tained, a curious point of law would cer tainly arise if we suppose that two brothers having married two sisters, and one partner in each union having died, the remaining brother and sister-in-law wished to marry one another. Begarded as the marriage of a man with his deceased wife's sister.it would be illegal;considered with equal accn racy, as the union of a woman with herde- ceased husband's brother, it would be'le- gal. The lay mind feels quite unequal to.' . the solntion of the problem. f . One Other little inconsistency of our law,.. j must not be omitted. Although for matri ' monial purposes the wife's sister is placed i in the category of blood relations, for testa-jS mentary purposes she is regarded by the lawff as an absolute stranger. Thus, when a maalj leaves a legacy to his sister-in-law, the, fair probate duty of 10 per cent on the amount is claimed 1 It was a great joy to polite society which loathes a solemn wedding breakfast when the hours for celebrating matrimony were extended till 3 in the afternoon. Previous to that, any couple wishing to be married ' after 13 o'clock had to obtain a special license at a cost of (250 from the Arch- bishop of Canterbury. As His Grace en- tered a strong conscientious objection to ladles appearing in church in evening dress, he has persistently declined to grant a license for any hour later than 4 o'clock. Marriage, by banns, to" be called in the course, the usual mode of procedure, but ioF London, at least, iris considered tres tour-r geois to have one's name called in chureh&jf and smart marriages are always by special license, which can be obtained tor a Jewviv j guineas. v h BUNA-WAT HATCHES. Bnnaway matches in England usually-? take place before tha registrar, an ofSciali whose office is crenerallr to be found in closet' proximity to the parish workhouse, HerJ ,; yon can be married by special license.atfwSa, fevr hours' notice, and at a yery small "costAiB It was fn this way thai a pretty1hifMc7fH Mrs. Lena Scott was entrapped iafaIanMP naee or air. x.agsr ocongui, u jainxuar on Individual who had designs off he fortune. The ceremony was snbsequentlyj annulled on the grounds of undue tnnuences and the case furnished the cause celebra of j the season, some" few years baek. If a man runs away with a ward in',' Chaneerv a case which not unfreauentlvju occurs he can not only be prosecuted, but! also suffer imprisonment at tne pleasure ots the Chaneerv iudge. who always insists onl his ward' fortune being strictly tied np for$ her sole beneht; bnt tne marriage cannot Del annulled. -VJB As will be seen from the above sketchy the Entrlish marriage laws still leave beanS coup a desirer from the point of view of d uniformity and common sense. oomei day, not very far distant, it is to be hop xra ihall enfov a simnler intern. which women will be uniformly treatedJ on the same footing as men. Ai a woman, X have always been specially in-: ; vf1 In tfiA murriflcrf. nnMiinn. for it ia ... w.am7...I.A .T. . w1lMIMM..Il... M.IM. .. I .1 i M inequalities or irregularities in the law, it is cnieny tne woaea wuo are me victims. To a great extent, I fancy, from what I r learned when in yonr country, that Jt must, ' be so in the United States at the present fs day; and both here and in America tbe best remedy is to be fonnd by giving toVoaea; the legitimate influence of the polities ; vote. M. M. Dilafil? EED TAPS Iff SAlLROABISSjj Clrealti Xeateof aa &rtterMTn9t-Wl& ... H . v1' frK- u. seat i a- vaaca. "Talk aboutred tape in railroading!- got tangled up in it while- is New York,? remarked State Attorney Mitchell to an J dianapolis JTetci reporter. "We took a train on a little railroad on e of the summer resorts, and Mrs, MitchelU feeling ill, I asked thebrakeaaa to turn o. of the seat for us. He said he wonld lil to accommodate me, but I would have'' speak to the conductor. I spoke to the coa ductor. and he declared that he woald be delighted to accommodate me, but I woaldj nave to get. an order from the Sar tendent "So I telegraphed to the Soperlatende4 ana got an oraer to tarn down tne seat.' ': gave the order to the conductor, the c ductor passed it over to tha brakemaa, i the brakeman turned the seat" strife, his wlfa? wash ecxi ft cruers Mft n -3S. .si !-.. &