&i '4 THE PITTSBURGH DISPATCH," WEDNESDAY, tfOVEMBER' L3, 1889, v m I I 0 J- i STABIJJ5HED FEBRUARY S, 1S10. VoL. J.O.SS. Entered t Pittsburg l'oetofflce, November M, issr, as second-class matter. Business Office 97 andGDFifth Avenue. News Booms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. Eastern Advertising office, ltoom IS, Tribune Building, ewYork. Average net circulation of the dally edition of Tm. Dispatch for elx months ending October a, 1SS9, as sworn to before City Controller, 30,128 Copies per issue. Average net circulation orthe Sunday edition of The DisrATCii for fire month ending October 17, 18S3. 53,477 Copies per Issue. TERMS OF Kin DISPATCH. POSTAGE FREE IS THE TOTTED STATES. .Daily Dispatch, One 1 car .....J 8 00 Daili Dispatch, I'er Quarter 2 00 Daily Dispatch. One Month 70 Daily Dispatch. Including; bunday, lyear. 10 00 Dally Dispatch, Including fcnndsy.lm'ths. S SO Daily Dispatch, including buuday.l month 90 bCHDAY Disfatch. One 1 ear 150 TIE5XY Dispatch, One Year IS Tnt Daily Dispatch is delivered bTCMTlersat jEcents per -week, or Including bunday edition, at iOcents per week. PITTSBURG. WEDNESDAY. NOV. 13, 1SS9. THE REALIZATION OF THE PARK. The letter from Mis. Schenley transmit ting the deeds of the new park to the city of 2?ittsburg shows that the time is close at hand when our city will be possessed of that magnificent property in perpetuity. The transition from the undesirable position of a city absolutely destitute of park spaces to one possessed of a park presenting in its unimproved state magnificent features of natural beauty is one that will be gratifying to the entire community. It should be remembered, however, that the entire duty of the city, in the acquire ment and opening of improved park spaces, will cot be satisfied with the improvement of this property. It is, and will be for all time, a splendid adornment to the city; but other park spaces should be pro Tided nearer to the densely populated quar ters of the working people. The hill tops furnish many places where small parks may be located and improved at comparatively small cost. It should be the policy of the city to provide such breathing spots for the working classes which can be reached at the expense of a shorter journey than many of them will have to take to reach the large and beautiful one which Mrs. Schenley has donated. The work of beautifying Pittsburg and making it as attractive as it is prosperous, commences auspiciously with this gift of Mrs. Schenley. It should be perfected and filled out by a complete system of smaller parks scattered throughout the city. ATT ACCESSION TO HOME EXILE. The announcement that Iord Dufferin has given in his adhesion to the principle of Home Rule and will take a leading position in the Home Rule party as soon as he is able to retire from the diplomatic service adds a valuable recruit to the party of Glad stone and Parnell. His position and char acter, as the dispatches indicate, point to him as the Viceroy of Ireland under the first Home Itule government. If the statement is as authentative as it purports to be, it in dicates that the drift toward the Liberal policy is mating itself felt as strongly among the men of brains and statesmanship as it has for some time among the masses, as shown by the results of the by-elections. It will be an auspicious beginning for Home Sale if it is inaugurated in Ireland under the administration of so able and popular a statesman as Lord Dufferin BKICE IN THE FIELD. The information that Mr. Calvin S. Brice has yielded to the earnest solicitation of his friends and become a candidate lor United States Senator from Ohio, fol lows rather closely upon the heels of Mr. Brice's reported disavowals of any such ambition, in this city, yesterday. It is not an unprecedented change of heart, as is testified from the days when Ca:sar put aside the kingly crown, or the young woman who swearing she would ne'er consent, con sented. Mr. Brice's candidacy promises lively times in the Ohio Legislature. "With a col lection of millionaires like Brice, Thomas and Payne to choose from, the chances of the wire-pullers for remunerative work in the canvass are especially promising. It is no more than just to sav that so far in his politi cal career Mr. Brice has not been connected with any acts of corruption. "Whether the combination of sanguine temperament and wealth, which he presents, can keep his record equally clean throughout the coming content is a question which depends upon Mr. Bnce birolf for an affirmative answer. We certainly hepe that in Mr. Brice's chase of the Senatorial rainbow, someone else will not collar the pots of gold which may be scattered along his path to that roseate coal. BACK-ACTION PBEE-TEADE LOGIC. A rather singular exercise of free-trade logio is made by the Boston Herald in con nection with some recent statements of Mr. Swank on the iron and steel trade. Mr. Swank states that the United States is at present the largest consumer of iron and steel in the world. "And yet," exclaims the Herald, "we are not able to export iron and steel except in those cases where the Talue of the exported article consists chiefly in what has been given to it by American labor." The idea that large consumption of a given staple should result in its exporta tion is only rivaled by the spectacle of a free-trade paper pointing out that the result of protection is to permit the exportation of the most highly finished products, on which the greatest amount of protected labor has been expended. If the Herald keeps on arguing with sufficient industry, it will make out a strong case for protection. BESULTS OF CUSTOM. The fact that the police of Philadelphia have got to pay a bill for valuable china has a bearing upon some of the customs that seem to have been established by unwritten law. The idea that city urchins areentitled to indulge in al! torts of lawless destruction of property on Halloween received an illustra tion in this city a few days ago by the plac icgof obstructions on a railroad track which might have cost a wholesale slaughter. The kindred custom that on election night boys or men can levy on anything combustible they can find, in order to make bonfires, stands in the relation of cause to the china hill which the Philadelphia guardians of the peace must pay. In the pursuit of the grand public right of bonfires on election night the enthusiastic youth of Philadelphia found a hogshead in the rear of an auction house and rolled it to the fire. Policemen, constables and special officers were present, and when it was found j that the heads were intact promptly aided in the task of breaking up the hogshead and consigning it to the flames. But in do ing this the fact was discovered that the hogs head contained a lot of china-ware packed in hay. It was impossible that this discov ery should 'be permitted to interfere with public and juvenile right of bonfires; and so the police proceeded to conserve the great est good of the greatest number by distribut ing the crockery among the housewives of the adjacent tenements. This operation under the supervision of the police had just been concluded when an employe of the auction house arrived and informed the guardians of the public welfare that they had scattered two dinner sets of Haviland ware worth about a hundred dollars. The hogshead was ready for the bonfire, however, and that great publio privilege was en joyed; although the memory of it may be somewhat saddenedin the minds of the police by the order from municipal head quarters that the policemen present must settle for the china. Between arresting members of dancing clubs and distributing the china of the rich among the wives of the poor the police appear to be engaging in radical reforms. But in this latter case the reform may prove most effective in its recoil. As in the case of Halloween obstructions on railway tracks, when the prescriptive right of bonfires on election night develops into a general dis tribution of other people's property, it seems time to place the restrictions of reason on the exercise of prescriptive customs. THE PHILADELPHIA IDEA. The singular views of some of our fellow countrymen, concerning the entertainment of public guests, appears from the reports to have reached a materialization by the so called reception of the Pan-American dele gates at Philadelphia. It is remembered that when the Prince of "Wales came to this country thirty years ago, there was a gen eral tendency to make a show of him. It was supposed that we had since progressed somewhat beyond that stage; but the mu nicipal idea of Philadelphia still seems to be that the main use of the delegates to an. international congress is to be exhibited like the attractions of a menagerie. The unique idea of the way in which to develop mutual commerce brought out by these performances is certainly striking. Perhaps the Philadelphia mind may be pardoned for looking at it in that way, on account of the probability that the best thing that Philadelphia could send to our Southern neighbors is her Mayor and Coun cils for exhibition as an awful example of municipal government. The rest of the country need not have any objections to Philadelphia's making a cir cus of herself; but it is necessary to inter pose a decided protest against treating the nation's guests in that manner. HE WOULD HOT BUT DID, It is a rather singular commentary on the recent Kentucky tragedy which was made by a statement of the clergyman who conducted the funeral exercises of Colonel Swope. The clergyman asserts that Swope told him, in speaking of his quarrel with Goodloe: "I could not bear to live, sir, if I had made that wife a widow and those children orphans." This was intended to show the dead man's goodness of heart; but it can hardly fail to suggest to an impartial observer, that it shows that Swope did what he did with his eyes open as to the consequences. He could not bear to make the wife and children of his antagonist widow and orphans, and yet in the sequel he did it He did cot live to see it because the man whom he shot slashed him to pieces with a bowie knife so that he died first That the responsibility of one murderer and victim alike can be much dis tinguished from the other, is not clear. The awful fact is that men who profess the sentiments of Christianity, humanity and chivalry cannot maintain differences of opinion without shooting and stabbing each other with the fury of wild beasts. That such a thing could be possible at the close of the nineteenth century, raises the doubt whether men who are, capable of such butchery have made much of an improve ment on savagery, exoept upon the surface. BBAWK BEATS BKAlHS. It is curious that John Bull has accorded his broadest smiles, his biggest banquets and his warmest words of welcome to Buffalo Bill and Barnum of all the great Americans who have set foot upon the soil of Albion. Even Brother Blaine, though his name has the cabalistic B as its initial, was received with bnt a tithe of the clamor that the im mortal Bill and our ownPhineas T. excited. Does this reflect upon England's taste or our judgment most? Far be it from us to underrate the Hon. "Wm. F. Cody or the uncrowned king of the circus, P. T. Barnum ; they are indeed ben efactors in their way. It delighted us to see the French enslaved by the cowboy con tingent, and there is considerable satisfac tion in knowing that Barnum is raking in the shillings and six-peaces of Londoners. Still we would like to insinuate in the gentlest guise possible, that the welcome given to our showmen in IVgland would be pleasanter to contemplate if the social at mosphere of that Island did cot in compari son grow chilly when a real product of American culture ventured there. British taste seems to be rather beefy still. It is American brawn, rather than American brains, that Britain admires. "Notwithstanding all that the Presi dent has had to experience during the past week, he must soon issue his Thanksgiving proclamation enumerating all the good things we haTe to be grateful for." The esteemed Boston Globe, which makes the above remark, needs to have some one inform it of the fact that the President escaped the dilemma of issuing a Thanksgiving proclamation after a defeat by getting it out before the election. Captain "Wissman's industry in extend ing the German power on the Zanzibar coast is certainly recognized by the press dispatches, which have credited him with capturing the town of Saadani three times, it seems to be a matter of habit with the Captain. The assassination of a State Governor In Mexico is a feature which we had hoped was wiped out of the North American continent The murder of General Corona, however, does not appear to have been a political one, and compared with such an event as the recent Kentucky tragedy does not show Mexico at a disadvantage in comparison with the United States. The intimation that Alexander, of Bat tenberg, may make himself a leading figure in European politics once more has little to go on. Alexander lost his chance of being a hero when he let go of his hold on Bulgaria at the frowns of Russia and Germany. Me. Depew's declaration that the rail road trust "would mean disaster and demorali zation to all the railroad securities of the coun try" shows that the able President of the New York Central has a tolerably clear understand ing of the popnlar temper with regard to pro jects to secure for the great corporations ad vantages over the masses of the people. ' Oub Eastern cotempoiaries which are pub- lishlng illustrated articles enumerating the heiresses ot New York, seem determined that they will cot leave undone any part of the work which they might accomplish in extending our trade with foreign countries. The declaration is made by the Philadel phia J'ras that "in choosing a United Btates Senator, the Ohio Democrats will have to face the old inevitable issue: Bar'l or Brains." The list of candidates named so far shows that at the present time the Ohio Democrats do not consider it necessary to count trains as In the race at all. Feank Hued is a rank free trader; but if the Ohio Democrats should send him to the Senate the transaction would be free from the taint of boodle. That is more than it would be safe to say of the election of some of the other men named. Tub Presidents of the leading colleges are discussing whether it is expedldent to reduce the college coarse to three years. Careful in vestigation makes it doubtful whether the young men can be thoroughly trained in the arts of baseball, rowing, football and boxing in less than the four years' term. Pebhats "Warner Miller, of New York, is cot wholly disconsolate over the fact that other Republican leaders have joined him out side the breastworks. Misery generally can endure itself a little hotter if it has company. If it is true that Governor Foraker was defeated because he was in favor ot making the saloon keeper obey the laws, it was a defeat of the kind that is more honorable than victory. But the assertions that it is so,come principally from tho classes who think that liquor should be mightier than legislation. The operators and miners of the river mines seem to bo drifting along to the point whero they will respectively make a stand on the principle that co bread at all is better than halt a loaf. Mb. C. P. HnirTiJf QTON is showing espe cial activity In getting up railroad combina tions at present This Is justified by the recent increase in his family expenses, which renders it absolutely necessary that the public shall yield up more money for profit on his stocks. PEOPLE OF PEOMINENCE. Senator Justin S. Mobbtavz of Vermont, is 79 years old. He was elected to Congress in 1851 and has been in the Senate 20 years. Mrs. Cleveland- is having her portrait painted by a "Washington artist It is said that the picture will bo presented to the Corcoran Art Gallery. Kose Elizabeth Cleveland will spend the winter in Florida. She has purchased a home at Paola, Orange county, at the southern extremity of the State. Miss Cleveland has been living at Holland Patent, N. Y., of late. She will not return there until next April. It seems strange to say that anyone who re members Colonel William Prescott of Bunker Hill fame, is still living, bnt such is the case. Mrs. Sarah Chaplin Rockwood, a daughter of Colonel Frescott's niece, is living in Portland, N. Y., where she last week celebrated her 101th birthday. She says she remembers the Bunker Hill hero very well. M, S. TjANGLet, who was Thackeray's Private Secretary, kept a diary in I860, which has been offered for sale. The record of daily events is a full one. Notes of tho great author's conver sation and remarks have been jotted down day by day, and his opinions on all sorts and condi tions of men and events are in the chronicle, and his personal peculiarities have also been noted. TnE son of Richard "Wagner has determined to follow in tho footsteps of his father, and devote himself to music. He has already taken the first step, having caused his name to be eotered on the students' roll at the celebrated Raff Academy or Musio School in Frankfort-on-the-Main. The young man bears the came of SIcgfned, and tboe who are intimate with him say that the ambition of his life is to con duct the performances of his father's works at Bayreuth in the theater devoted wholly to his music. Axons Senator Edmunds' many witty speeches and crushing repartees, hardly one can have been wittier or more crushing than bis answer to some speech of a Senator from Texas. The Texas Senator had just sat down, hot, exhausted and convinced. Senator Ed monds got up and in his driest manner sent this rustling across the aisle: "Now, if my friend from Texas has any good reasons for bis proposition, I wish he would kindly state them, instead of giving us the poor reasons, and keep ing tne good ones to himself." The committee from the Catholic Congress, in session in Baltimore, waited on the Presi dent yesterday morning by appointment and presented him with an address. The commit tee consisted of the following named gentle men: Joseph J. O'Donabue, of New York; John Byrne, of Ohio; John D. Keily, of New York; B. T. Bnval, of Arkansas; Daniel A. Rudd, of Ohio; Anthony Kelly, of Minnesota; M. Glen nan, of Virginia; James D. Coleman, of Louis iana; R. C. Kerens, of Missouri; John Guerin, of Illinois, and Alexander P. Morse, of 'Wash ington. The President received them cordially and listened carefully to the reading of the address. Among the President's callers yesterday was Mr. Bright, of England, son ot Mr. Jacob Bright M. P., and nephew of the late Johc Bright. He was accompanied by his friend. Mr. Pace, of England. Tho President received them very cordially and expressed to Mr.Brlght his great admiration of the character and services of his distinguished uncle, referring to his well-known friendship for this country dur ing the Civil War. He also remarked that among the books he valued and often referred to was one containing extracts from the speeches and writings of the great English statesman. The visitors wero subsequently conducted through the White House and their attention drawn to a marble bust of John Bright occupying a prominent place in the main corridor. AN INGENIOUS ENUMEEAT0B. A Blncblno That Perform tbe Work of Half a Dozen Clerks. From the Brooklyn Citizen, There is no doubt that in the course of timo work people are going to be a superfluity, and tha, we are all going to spend our time in play while tbe machines wait upon us and perform all necessary labor. I came across a new proof of this assertion tbe other day In one of the telegraph offices. I noticed that the man who received my message went to a queer looking machine and struck some keys, something after the manner of a typewriter. There Immediately flew up In the back part of the contrivance tho number of my telegram, the number of words in it and the amount I bad paid. My curiosity being aroused I interviewed the player of this queer instru ment and he told me it was a new labor-saving device, and also a cbeckupon dishonesty which Norvm Green was trying In their office and was about deciding to place in every telegraph office the Western Union controls. It is an enumerator. Now adding machines have been known ever since the invention of the ola Abacus, bnt this enumeration performs tbe work ot half a dozen clerks, does it with unfailing accuracy and is, moreover, so simple that it can be made for f5 or 50, wl He the ordinary adding machine used in banks fetches anynhere from U0 to S100. It is a double back aitiou sort of affair, as the telegraph clerk ex plained it to me. As it is used in their work it registers every telegram, its price and length on a slip, and at the end of the day registers tbe whole number of-words dispatched and the entire sum of money received. In banks it is used in much the same way in filling tho checks and making np the boots at the end of the day. On touching a key the number and value of the check is thrown up into view, and at the same moment it is registered on the BliD. while I at the end of the list of checks It registers on me ony kuv uuure amount caicuiiiieu vwiu per fect mathematical accuracy. So greatly docs it simplify and shorten tbe cashiers' and book keepers' work that the Clearing Honse the other day, using one ot them, cleared off its entire list in 30 minutes the same work usually occupying two hoars and a half and the labor of many clerks. 25 BUFFALOES LASSOED. The Surprising Feat Performed by Iiuntcr In the Northwest. Winnipeg, November 14 Buffalo Jones, of Garden City, Kan., has bad au exciting time at Stony Mountain this week. He lassoed 25 full grown buffaloes to-day and bad them hobbled. They are to be shipped to Salt Lake City. Many are the regrets that tbe buffaloes are to leave the great Northwest, where they are bo much needed for their fur and hardiness. THE TOPICAL TALKEE. Rather Wet and Muddy Id the Woods, bnt n Redbird, and a Snake Varied the Monotony. This is not exactly tbe time of year to go tramping through the woods woodland glades are. unromantlcally muddy, the rotting leaves may have a pleasant odor to the melancholy poet, but they are disagreeably sloshy under the foot of tho mosaic pedestrian and yet yes terday's sunshine tempted me to walk out over a rural road and then strike off on a bridle path through a wooded valley that I remember as a cool retreat from the July sun, and a grand grouping of nature's gaudiest banners in October. The tiny Infant of a run that I had known in the summer had grown out ot all recognition. It was a burly stream with a goodly voice of its own. Here it spread out over a peDbly beach, there burrowed beneath the twisted roots of a forest tree. In quiet places the leaves still lay matted on its bosom, and a water rat jumping from the bank into one of these carpeted pools, seemed scared at the contaot with tho leaves and flustered aronnd for a dozen seconds be fore divitg out of sight . The sky was so deeply blue, the southerly wind so soft andwarm,and the sunshine made so mellow a clow even among tho thickly growing trees, that a redbird hardly dlscernlb le in the top of a cedar tree sang two or three verses of a roundelay that I feel sure he bad been com posing for use next spring. "Well, who would sneer at a redbird for thinking that spring had come yesterday? If this gentlest of Indian sum mers keeps up a day or two I shouldn't be sui prisad if that redbird falls to building a new nest in his favorite terrace on the cedar. By tho way, what a charming residence from which to watch the leaves swell to tho bursting, the grass grow green again, to hear spring's grand concert break from all the birds' throats, would be that saitle redbird's villa in the big cedar tree shadowing the creek! But the warmth has drawn other and uglier creatures than the redbirds fr om their season able courses. Across the narrow path where the sunlight fell full and generously upon tbe shale rock's yellowish face, a tolerably long black snake lay basking. Very few sober per sons have the privilege of seeing snakes in mid November, but I am free to say that anybody can have my privileges in thU direction at a bargain. Not that this particular black snake proved an obstacle or a turning point in my career. His snakeship was wondrous sleepy and docile. Even when a walking stick urged him to hurry his departure he did not talk back, but slowly wriggled down the bank to ward the creek. "Do you know," said my companion, "that snakes always move in a straight line?" "No," said I, "casual observation of a snake's locomotion has led me to believe that its course is anything bnt Euclid's definition of a straight line the shortest way between two given points." 'Tm cot speaking of a snake's movement geometrically," was the reply; "but speaking generally it is a fact that a snake is averse to changing its course, and cannot turn readily. I heard that long ago. A girl I know once proved the truth of this theory very oppor tunely. "She was a dear little girl then, with light brown curls, and the strangest liking for funerals I ever heard of. Her favorite pastime in the summer was to sit on a rock by the ceme tery gate and watch for funerals. One day when she was sitting in her wonted position with her feet curled under her on the warm rock, she heard a rustle in the leaves, and, look ing down, saw a very large snake with stripes, which, she declares to this day, were as big as those on the national banner. Being a brave little girl she -did not scream, but instead, at once bethought of her grandmother's advice as to receiving snakes. This advice was to run a little way in a straight line from the snake, and then abruptly turn off at right angles. So this little brown-curled girl jumped off the rock and ran down the hill side as fast as her sandals could carry her. The snake, for reasons best known to itself, also fled down tbe bill. After traveling a dozen yards, tbe child jumped to one side and ran a few steps according to tbe recipe. She had the intense satisfaction of seeing the snake disap pear down the hill. "Perhaps tho serpent wanted to go down hill anyway r" "Perhaps you dont know anything- about serpents, sirl" A WORM NINE FEET LONG Intrudes Among a Party of Beer Drinkers, Creating- Grent Excitement. New Yobk, November 12. John Braun and his sister, who live at 44 Avenue D, were en joying a comfortable class of beer in Fritz Pabat's saloon in Park Row about 9 o'clock at night The back room where they wero sitting was once used for a concert room before tbe law divorced beer and music. Mr. Braun's back rested comfortably against a railing that inclosed the otherwise open stairway to the cellar. A step ladder rested on the rail beside him and bung alongside the short wall between tbe front and back rooms. His sister sat op posite him, facing tbe stairway. Pabst and Louis, the bartender, were behind the bar, and in front of it seated at tables, were Rich ard Cluff. Andrew Shoemaker and others. Cluff was just raising a big glass of beer to his lips, when the whole party heard Braun's sister crv: "Look out, John, there's a worm." Everybody ran into the back room. Sure enough, there was a snake, and a big one. He was crawling out of the cellar, and when Braun first saw him he had cot bis head a foot or so above the rail and was surveying his new sur roundings, Pabst sprang behind tbe bar for a revolver. Shoemaker shed his big overcoat and grabbed a cheese knife from the bench counter, and Louis appeared with an ax from the kitchen. Cluff clung to his glass of beer. Braun's sister got behind a table. Tney moved to the attack in a hollow square, and after a hard battle, slaughtered the snake. The cel lar wall divides Pabst's from Charles Reiche & Bro.'s animal store, and the snake had es caped from there. He was about nine feet long, and as thick as a man's arm. He was probably a young python. WILLING TO OBLIGE A LADY. An Amusing Story of Tbnddcus Steven and Hi Red Wig. From the New York Trlbune.l Colonel Thomas, one time member of Con gress was in tbe city this week, and among tales of the old days told the following about Thaddcus Stevens: "Thaddens Stevens was sitting in his office one day with a few friends when in walked an old lady, wearing a poke bonnet bine goggles, and carrying a green, alpaca umbrella, bho looked around the room as if in search of some one. and then said solemnly: "'Can you tell me whereto find Thaddens Stevens, the Apostle of Liberty?' "Old Thad" blushed. " Tm Thaddens Stevens," ho replied sbortlv. " 'Are you Thade-e-us Stevens, the Apostle of Liberty?' 'I reckon I am, ma'am. "The old lady dropped her parasol, made a ruh toward Stevens to kiss him, and when he held her off, she said: " ! came from Bucks county to seo Thade-e us Stevens, tne Aposuo ot AiiDenv, ana to take homo with me a lock of his hair.' "The Apostle of Liberty took off his red wig, handed It to her, and said: " There it is, ma'am. Take as much as you want' " HELPED ON HIS OWN GALLOWS. A Condemned Youth Assist In tbe Building of a Scaffold Meant far Himself. Philadelphia, November 12. The gal lows on which Josenh Hillman is to be hanged to-morrow at Woodbury, was placed in position to-day. Hillman requested to be kept in his present quarters and mingled with the work men, and once offered bis assistance in placing the mstrumeut of death in position. In an interview this morning he said that all his sins had been forgiven and he was going to heaven. This afternoon his wife, sister mother, father and uncle paid him their last visit Joe Van Hlse, the official hangman of the State, is at the jail superintending the de tails of tbe execution. A Multitude of Candidate. From the Chicago News. As about all the Democrats in Ohio are cow candidates for the United States Senate thore are good reasons for thinking that some of thorn will bo disappointed. Death of Toal ScharfTer. Cltviland, November 11 Louis Bchieffer, a well-known capitalist and philanthropist and owner of the CantonOpera House, died to-day at Canton, aged 74. V THE. MOZART'S CONCERT. Tbe Rendition of Cinderella a Complete Success Character Heartily Encored. An audience representing the wealth and fashion of the two cities filled Old City Hall last evening to listen to the first concert of the season by the Mozart Club. Tbe initial number of the programme was Mendelssohn's overture, "Fingal's Cave," per formed by the entire orchestra. That It was appreciated the applanse witfi which it was re ceived testified. The harp solo, "Grand Fan tasia on Operatic Airs," rendered by the com poser. Mr. John Cheshire, harpist to H. R. H. the Duke of Edinburgh, was received with great favor. Out of compliment to the long and continued ovation given him the Gentle man favored his hearers with a second selec tion. The ever interesting story of Cinderella was refreshed in tne minds ,f ttmsn nrAni with Mrs. Emma Wolfe assuming the title role. It was hard to imagine the beau tlful women, in a Parisian toilet qf white, with the shimmer of many diamonds, a poor neglected maiden, but in the story, such is narrated. The 'Fairy Queen," Mrs. M. Honkler, whose mission it was to relieve the sufferings of poor "Cinderella" by calling to her aid the fairies and spirits, was a charming impersonation of the benign fairy in a decollete costume of soft white silk with a handsome diamond necklace sparkling on her neck. Mr. E. H. liermitt as the King, who won tbe heartand alter numerous trials and tribula tions, the hand of the fair Cinderella, was kingly enough both In manner and in voice to win the heart and hand of almost any maiden. The chorus of fairies and spirits were all that imagination could suggest in their co-operation with, and anxiety to assist the Queen in her match-making scheme, and In their expressions ofjoy at her success. The orchestral accompaniment and the ren dering of the entire programme was fully up to the standard long ago won by the artists ot tbe Mozart Club. The programme was a trifle long, as was proven by a great many people leaving the hall during cho ten minutes' intermission between tho second and last part, but with that excep tion the concert was a complete success, A f ETCHING CALISTHENIO PICTUBE. ait. Washington Young ladles Going In for Healthful Exerrlsc. A fetching picture was presented In tho gym nasium of Library Hall, of Mt Washington, yesterday afternoon. Fifteen maidens, rang ing from 10 years up to SO, arranged In bewitch ing callsthenie costumes, were receiving in struction in tbe use of the Indian clubs and dumb-bells. Miss Blanch Jones, daughter of Rev. David Jones, is the teacher of these young ladies, and if her own superb physique and de lightful coloring is the result of light gymnas tics, as she calls the course of training, it is certainly to be recommended, although the sys tem is antagonistic to that advocated by Del sarte, Jenness Miller and Mrs. Bishop. Yesterday was the third lesson of the course of 60 to be given, and the class numbers 15, as already stated. For some time tbe Board of Managers of the library have been considering the formation ot this class, and finally a com-, inittee of tbe following ladies was appointed:' Mrs. McMillian. Mrs. W. Sawn 111, Mrs. E. Smithson. Mrs. Thompson and Mrs. Torrence, Mrs. McMillian as Chairman and Mrs. Sawhill as Secretary. Of course the class was a certainty when these ladles took bold of the matter. It will meet twice a week, Tnesdajs and Fridays, and the price for the course is moderate enough to allow anyone to become a pupil. THEIE ANNUAL SDPPEK, About S00 at the Tables In Fourth Avenuo Baptist Cbarcb. The supper and annual meeting at the Fourth Avenue Baptist Church last evening were as enjoyable as possible for the sociable company of 200 members who gathered around the tables and sharpened their appetites for au after- least consisting of gratifying reports and dis cussion of the elements that bad contributed to marked snecess and progress in the church the past year. The clerk's report showed a total membership of 650; the treasurer's figures exhibited faithful activity of the members in giving, and wa3 admirably supplemented, ronnded out and stimulated by Mr. H. K. Porter's address on the benefits of systematic contribution. Then there were encouraging reports from all the interests of the churoh, including the nota ble improvement in attendance and interest at the Linosn Grove Chapel, in charge of Rev. William Ward West the assistant pastor. Tbe Young Men's League gave promise of good and better work in the near future, and the pastor. Rev. Howard B. Grose, closed with one of his characteristic happy and hopeful talks on "The Retrospect and the Prospect" It was an even ing well spent LOTS OP LITTLE L0EDS. The Woman's Industrial Exchange Has) a New Fad Well Started. The inauguration of the sale of Christmas novelties will take place on November 21 at the rooms of the Woman's Industrial Exchange on Penn avenue. Little Lord Fauntleroy and bis mother "Dearest" are at present guests at the aforesaid rooms, and before the time specified for the reception a whole family of Fauntle roys will arrive. They promise to be the pre vailing fad this winter, and the ladies hope to find permanent homes for a great many mem bers of this very popular family. Everything desirable in the trimmings of parlor and bondoir will be found at this open, ing of Christmas goods, and in the newest and most artistic designs. Handkerchief aud glove cases are made now in the finest of white linen, and embroidered, perfumed with sweet clover. Sweet clover promises to be tbe favorite this winter, both in design and perfume. They are to be found on almost every article of recent manufacture in tended for the use of the dainty maid or matron. Tbe ladles will serve lunch on tbe day of the reception between the hours 12 and 2, and icecream and cake during the remainder of the afternoon. In a Social War. THE Social Thirteen Club held their annual election of officers last evening at the residence of Mr. John H. Detker an Davis street The Willing Workers of the Fourth Avenue BaptistCburch will give an entertainment next Friday evening. SEASONS FOE GIVING THANKS. Governor Beaver Refer to the Johnstown Flood In HI Proclamation. SrECIAL TELIOBAJI TO THE DISPATCH.! Haerisiitjbo, November 12, Governor Beaver to-day issued a proclamation recom mending to tbe people of Pennsylvania the general observance of the 28th of November, the time designated, by tho President as Thanksgiving Day. The Governor says: Not unmindful of the deep waters of affliction through which many parts of our Commonwealth hive passed, we can rejoice witn them In the con stant abundant stream of cbarlty which has sowed from all parts of tho world for the alleviation of their suSerlnfc, and mitigation, so far ss such ministration can avail, of their sorrow. Let tbe dav be one of devout worship, or hallowed mem ories, or present cheer, of social amenities, and of large-hearted beneficence; and so shall we honor God and be a help and a blessing toourfeliow cien. OBSEQUIES OF TREASDEEK HART. Over 3,000 Pooplo Take a Last Look at the Itemnins Lying: in State. Habbisbubq, November 1Z The remains of State Treasurer Hart lay in State in tbe ro tunda of tbe Capitol two hours today, during which time over 5,000 people looked into bis tace. Several elaborate floral tributes con tributed by the Executive, Sta,te, and Treasury departments were dlsplaved at the head of the casket Rev. George H. Chambers delivored tho funeral oration in the hall of tbe House in the presence of the members of the several State departments and many Senators and Rep resentatives as well as citizens. The funeral arrangements were under mill, tary direction. Among those who participated in the obsequies were United States Senator Quay, State Treasurer-elect Boyer and Senator Delamater. The Bnllot in Rome. From the New York World.I It is a strange thing to read in the current dispatches irom the Old World tbe result of the municipal elections In Rome. The Eternal City seems to represent the extreme ideas of apcient conservatism, but, behold! the people must have the ballot Monarchy is doomed. Burr the Hntcbet. jrromtheNew York Tribune,; With snch an example as tbe correspondence of Mr. Foraker and Mr. Campbell before them, why can't Governor Hill and Mr. Cleveland shake Binds over the bloody chasm? Not Kxnctly a Novelty. From thaEoston Globe. At Pittsburg tbe Pan-American delegation waa treated to a natural gas display. Just as though they didn't get that wherever they el IN THE FB0ZEN NORTH. Strange 6Igbti la tbe Icy Polar Regions Tbe Influence of tbe Harsh Climate on the Viking Races Hairbreadth Escapes Amansr tho Wild CllflV. The further north you go, the mora marvels spring up around you. No words can do jus tice to the weird attraction ot this strange life beyond the bounds pf tbe living world, where there Is no sunrise and no sunset but one end less, unchanging day; where tune, space ana established rules are alikennknowni where you breakfast at i in the morning, sup at midnight, dine whenever you please, and never go to bed at all; where men are no bigger than children, and children no bigger than dolls; where mos quitoes swarm beyond the arctio circle; where you find cattle tbe size of sheep, sheep the size of dogs, and dogs the size of rabbits; where one turns from watching the sea foam into whirlpools around a frolicsome whale to see an eagle swoop from the brow ot a perpendicular procipice 6,000 feet high; where phantom ships appear banging upside down in mid-air, and instead of one sun you fee four or five at onre; where dwarfs live under the snow as in fairy tales, and the day of tho week or of the month is a matter of glorious uncertainty from the ueijmnma oi tne voyage 10 tne ena or it But when you pass from tbe limit of vegeta tion into the region of eternal emptiness be yond, the Polar Ocean is seen in Its grimmest and gloomiest aspect. The brightest and clear est day can do little to soften the sternness of tbe cold, gray roeka and lonely lifeless waters of 'the land where all things are forgotten?' but when seen beneath the gloomy shadow of a Eawenng storm tee aesoiation oi tne wnoie landscape becomes absolutely overwhelming. Not a tree, not a shrub, not even a blade ot grass is to be seen upon the bare, craggy sides of innumerable precipices, heaving up their gaunt outline against the darkening sky, and the endless succession of barren mountains overbupg by the cold dead whiteness of the eternal snow, the sullen, lifeless waters be neath, the gray leaden Bky overhead, the tre mendous loneliness, tbe dead, unearthly awful silence, all combine to crush you with an over powering sense of utter and ghastly isolation, a weird nightmare feeling ot being the only thing left living upon tbe face of a dispeopled earth. The Stern Norse Gods. It is from such scenery as this that one learns to understand the grim, mighty, granite-hewn figures of Scandinavian mythology, whose very heaven was no place ot ease and softness and luxury, but a whir of eternal battle. One can fancy how mean and paltry would appear, says David Ker, in a letter to tbe New York Timet, amid the silence and loneliness of these tre mendous solitudes, tbe dainty divinities ot soft sunny, sensuous Greece a curly-bearded Jove, a sleek Apollo, a dapper Mercury, a round-limbed Venus, Far different are tbe stern deities of the stormy North Odin scat tering the clouds of heaven before the rash of his giant horse, Thor dashing the mountains in pieces at every stroke of his thunderbolt ham mer, gir shaking the solid rocks to their foundations with tbe shock of his roaring waves, Heimdall making earth and sky echo to the blast of his war horn, and Snrtur's fiery sword "melting the mountains in the day of his wrath." It was in one of the countless rocky islets of this ghostly sea (a mere dot in the boundless waste of waters) that I once met with an ad venture whlin, though I have already made some passing mention of it is well worth tell ing over again. Tbe island, which was one vast precipice on all sides but the southwest terminated to tbe North in a bold turret-shaped headland more than 100 feet in height lust be yond which towered an isolated crag ot equal tbe main cliff bv soma mighty convulsion agea ago. This I climbed at tbe risk ot my neck one afternoon, only to find that the natural bridge ot rock by which I had reached it had been covered by tbe rising tide, and that my retreat was cut off, A Thrilling Escapr. So there I was, CO feet up a dangerous preci pice, on a ledge just wide enough for me to stand on, with a raging sea below, and a com ing storm blackening the horizon, which, as I well knew, would whirl me off my perch like a feather into the roaring waves beneath. My sole remaining chance of life was one from the thought of which I instinctively shrank, viz., to leap across the hideous chasm that sepa rated me from the main cliff and alight upon the nearest ledge of the latter. It was indeed a fearful risk, which nothing short ot tbe prospect of certain death could have nerved any man to race, xne leap was a wide one, the shelf on which I stood barely large enough to give me space for a spring, and tbe ledge on which I meant to alight was so narrow and slippery as to make it an even chance whether I tailed to reach it at all. or reached it only t fall back into tbe dreadful gulf below. Bnt I knew that every moment of hesitation would only make matters worse, and that my only chance was to risk the leap before my nerves gave way altogether. I clinched my teeth and sprang out into the empty air, and the next moment I was safe on the opposite ledge. ' So far so good; but even now my troubles were only just beginning. Far below me roared tbe chafing sea, and high above me towered a grim precipice, wbich I bad always heard spoken of as absolutely unscalable. To all appearance there was no going either up or down: yet up or down I must go, and that speedily, for if I staid where I was tbe ap praachIng.storm would hurl me from my perch and dash me to pieces. Just at this moment I espied a clef r, or rather craok. running slant wise up the face of the cliff above me, tbe edges of which, frayed and roughened by spray and storm, offered just footing enough for a cat or an Alpine ciimoer. A perilous scramoie enabled me to reach it and up I went inch by lnoh like a fly on a wall. He Startled the Artist. Not without a long and hard struggle, and more than one hair's-breadth escape from in stant destruction, did I at length drag myself wearily over the topmost ledge, spent gasping; bruised, cut, and aching in every limb. As I did so, I caught sight of a man seated close to the edge ot the cliff only a few yards away from me, seemingly busied with a sketch of the sea view. So completely engrossed was he with his work that he never heard the scraping of my feet against the rock as I scrambled up, till, as he happened to raise his eyes suddenly from tbe paper, there Istooklikeaghostontbe very brink ik of the precipice, a ghastly ngnre. right between blm and the red, angry glare of the stormy sunset which outlined me In all my terrors. My face and hands were black as ink, my clothes torn and stained with blood, while my wet, disordered hair, standing wildly out in every direction and intertwisted with three or four stray tufts of seaweed, powerfully en hanced the horror of my appearance. For a moment he stood gazlug as if suddenly turned to stone, and then, flinging down bis sketch and implements with a yell worthy of an Ojibbeway Indian, flew away with such amazing speed that I could hardly seo where he went to. 1 never had a cbanco of finding out what ac count he gave of his adventure, but I can pretty easily guess it JUST SIIOYJNG THEII OUT. Plonty of Postmasters Made to Walk the Flank Nowaday. Washtnotok, November 11 The Presi dent has appointed the following named post masters: Illinois Mike T. Quirk, at Areola, vice Albert Snjder, removed; Franklin Melrose, at Graye vllle, vice Thomas J. Matthews, removed; Henry T. Woodruff, at Harvard, vice John A. oweeney, removed: Thomas G. lwler, at Bocxf ird, viee John D. Waterman, removed. Indiana Thad. Butter, at Huntington, vice 8. H. Shearer, resigned: Henry M. BlcknelL atUar- rett vice Mary Thomas, removed: A. M. Luke, at -fafffeMnnviii t1p James Burke, removed! George W. Bennett at Warsaw, viee William H. isowter, rentovea. . , . Iowa Wallace O. Agnew, at Osceola, vice J. W, Sherman, resigned. Texas William H. Sinclair, at Galveston, vice Thomas A. Gary, removed. Ohio Charles Hipp, at 8t Marys, viee H. B. Gordon, Jr.. removed; David J. Darli. at Wapa konetn, vlceB. W. MscKarland, removed. MlchiEun-Georgei. Humphrey, at Cheboygan, vice O. A. Gallagher, removed. Missouri W. A. Morton, at Excelsior Springs, office became Presldental. He Carried HI Manner With Him. From the New York Sun.I The French have not lost their habitual turn for flattery and politeness. A few Sundays ago a young roan flung himself off tbeiiffel tower from the top. As be passed the first floor he called out to a young lady, "Bon jour, mademoiselle, vous etes charmante." OCTOBER. rwarrrsw von tub ptirATCBVi Tho earth & roldtn store has cast in tired reapers' hand. And tinted leaves bright carpet weave on forert- shaded land; The night dew, kissed by froOtonched wind, white-coated greet the day. That melts to tears aa ran appears, soon to he kissed away. No song birds carol to the mora, swathed In a fog wove veil Whoxo shadows gray shnt Out the ray that is the east Is pale. Slow climbs tbe sun with lukewarm breath to kiss the day's full birth. And gladness bring to fTcryttig. and glorify the I , eartni , , . FRT&Braa, November 12, 1889.' M.A.0. : GOTflAH'S LATEST GOSSIP. Looking fqy a Ten; Teaox Thief. tXZW TORI BU&ZAt; SKOALS,'' New Yobk. November 12, The police are looking for Charley Blttennan, a pretty little newsboy of M years, with a line tenor voice. Charley's precocity aa a singer has made him quite famous in the Eastslde district, where ha . uft Wiu p0ers, jaut Sunday night Mr. and Mrs. Charles Biscboff had him slug before a party of their friends. After the departure of the guests Charley asked leave to stay at the Bischoffs' house all night, because the News boys' Home, where be lodged, bad already closed. Mrs. Bischoff gave buna room. At 8 o'clock this morning: she awoke to find that the youpg scamp bad left and taken with hitaber wedding dress, valued at J15Q, her husband' gold watch and chain, two. rings and 1300. The police have found no trace ot him qc the stolen goods. Oliver Johnson Drlng. Oliver Johnson, author, editor and lectnrer. is dying at Dr. Shepard's home in Brooklyn, His physician thinks be will not last 31 hours, longer, Johnson was one at the anti-slavery agitators. He was not possessed ot the great mental gifts of Garrison, Phillips, Greeley and Beecber, but, by reason of his long, arduous and efficient labors for the anti-slavery cause, bis came baa been linked with. theirs. He served a assistant editor of the Ww under Greeley, as publisher of the Liberator, as one of the editors of the Republic, a free-soil paper start ed in Philadel phla in 18J8; as editor of the Penn sylvania Freeman, and as managing editor ot tho Independent, and also of the CnrUUan Union. Recently he has been-attached to the New York.Ve7if-u".pi-, He has been twice married, his second wife being the daughter of John S. C. Abbott He la SO years old. Still Telling Hew It Happened. The Hon. Julius Dexter, "tho lope Mugwump of Cincinnati," has been telling his friends here to-day why Foraker was defeated. "There were several reasons." he said, "viz: the tariff, the Sunday-closing law, certain appointments to Cincinnati, and tbe forged documents that Mr. Halstead published in his paper. These things changed 11,000 votes in Hamilton county against Governor Foraker. His appointments did not give satisfaction, and a large element of tbe liquor trade was arrayed against him. Tbe re sult was, I confess, somewhat of a surprise to me." Mr. Dexter thinks that Calvin & Brice will succeed Senator Payne. ' Cable Cars .to Ran aa Broadway. The Sinking Fund Commissioners, to-day re ported In favor of tbe substitution of cable power for horse power on the Broadway Surface Railway. The terms which the company agreed upon were that they should guarantee, not lesa than 8150,000 a year to the city for the franchise; that they pave and keep in repair the space between their tracks and for two feet on either side of them, and also pay a propor tionate share for keeping the thoroughfare clean. The Board ot Aldermen considered the question of the change of power at a Jong and stormy meeting, this afternoon, and eveatually approved of the granting ot the application of the Broadway road, under the conditions enum erated. The Demand for Street Hnlc "Little Italy" ia getting ready to makoabig protest against the new city ordinance abollib ing curbstone mtule. The organ makers and repairers and grinders held an informal con sulfation last evening, and decided to call a mass meeting of -all persona connected with the curbstone music industry, for some even ing this week. Abont 1,200 Italians are ex pected to respond to this call and to protest and resolve at length in documents which will be laid before tbe City Council. There are now in the city 600 organ grinders out ofwotk. Most of them are out of money, too, and must take to begging if the aldermen do cot repeal at once the ordinance against them and their music All the little German bands have taken to the country since the new ordinance went into effect Drowned While Sleepwalking,, About 1 o'clock this mornicz a woman. barefooted and with her eight-dress fly- ing behind her. ran down Jav .trwr. Brooklyn, to the East river wharf, and stepped off tbe stringpieee Into the water. A longshoreman who saw her jump put out after her in a rowboat caught her by the hair as she was sinking the third time, and brought her back to shore- "While all this was happening the woman did not speak a. word. When lifted out of the water she was still breathing, but unconscious. Andersen, Joseph Cocyle, William Klsslne and Denis Fanner worked over her in the moonlight, but she was beyond resuscitation. An ambulance was sum moned, but she died just- before It arrived. Investigation revealed that the drowned woman was Mrs. Rose McGoIdrick, the 40-year-old. wife of a Brooklyn truckman. She was hi good spirits, her husband says, when they re tired at 10 o'clock last night She left bis side so quietly three hours later that he did cot know she waa gone till ha waa awakened by tbe men who told him of her death. Mrs. McGoIdrick frequently walked hi her sleep.and is supposed to have been In a somnambulistic state when ahe stepped Into the river. Her husband, however, says be believes she delib erately commiUed suicide, and that the perse cutions of some nelgbbon with whoa the quarreled drove her to It CAN'T KNOCK OUT M'KINLBY. If Placed la a Democratic District He'll be Returned From Another. tSnCIAT. TBUCPBAX TO TBX DLSrATCB.1 Canton, O., November 12, Republican party leaders in this part of Ohio have no fear that in the Democratic redisricting shuffio Major McKlnley will be lost in the deal, and look upon the talk to that effect from outside sources as work of the opposition to Injure him in his race for the Speakership. It la not likely that tbe Democrats will placeMcBZinleyina strong Democratic district as the political as pirations of too many leading Democrats in surrounding Democratic counties will prevent tbe formation of such a district Should such a deal be made, however, Mc Klnley would be taken up by one of the Re publican districts, such assurances having al ready been mads him. McKlnley left this evening for Washington, and from there he goes to New Vors foraweek'stojouraattha Windsor, TBI-STATE TBIFLES. Mrs. Elizabeth Kuztbt, now living I n tbe small village of Manchester, a few mile north of York, reached tbe age of J03 years yesterday. Mrs. Kuebn was barn in Conawago township, near Quick el's Church, on November 12, 17S7. She has many children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren. Her youngest son is still living at the advanced age of 82 years, in Manchester township. She Is quite active, and can see and hear remarkably well, IsaAEx, H allocs,' of Dark Hollow, in the vicinity of Canadensis, Pa heard someone fooling around his bee-hires after midnight last month. Someone had stolen honey from hive a few nights before, and Imagining that the thief was a man, Mr. Hillock made up his mind to give the fellow a good whipping with a blacksnake whip and let him go. So ho rushed out in bis stocking feet and began to lash the thief. In the d to moonlight he soon saw that the nocturnal prowler was a large bear instead of a man. His merciless application of the whip made the beast roar and then he began to maul the bear with the butt tf the whip, d-. talning him until Mrs. Hailock ran out with the ax. Then he crushed the bear's skull. Two Ritchie county (W. V.) men got to quarreling and one spit in the face of tha other. A $25,000 damage suit has been brought A sharper is making a good income by ad vertising a sure method of killing insects. When yon send bun 60 cents yon receive a card with these words; "Get your insects to smoke cigarettes. It will kill them," Two Bnaauta irild turkeys werrectly Shot ia Greenbrier eoaaty, W. Va. Om weighed 31 pounds and the other 38, Axaw living near Sarlagtewa, Pa, is said to have 15 dos which are the terror of perseae compelled to paw bis boue. A. Tqusdo gentleman found the f ollawtoc Otv hidoo'Stf; Atr.D., OMBf-Flewe let's. early la Me moraloitasdBeai nails. Make as aaea m(m a pmWi. "We tfttok Mm BeigMrtfa o jwdltjeewietsii,1e4 st X9m jv k pjpeea w tjh ir jeex. A4H CUHI0US CONDENSATIONS? t . Gallup, K. IT., has ft dentist named Canine. --TVHcT rosea are in bloom hy the imydde at Edgartowp, Mass. Curtis Nichols, convicted of murder ia the seconddegree at Trenton, Mo., was sen tenced to 83 year In the penitentiary.- South African farmers are greatly an noyed by baboons. The animals kill their sheep, rob their beehives and tear down fruit trees, John Hanson, a mitrhiv ImnteT-. of Pocatello. Idaho, has a deer's horn 'with Q K,ne.He UIIed tt8 Duck on Middle Boise river one year ago. It is said that a large hotel is to bee- 5L??e-i?J?i!,e flm P'atform of the Eiffel Tower, with concert and ballroom and a res taurant open to the public A oung woman, of Crescent'City, Cal picked up a pebble on the beach and sent it to ff?!S?7i- f Francisco. Ha pronounced It a true emerald, worth 52,600. . A wooden leg is about the last thine; one would suppose a thief would steal, but one. stolen In Topeka aa, been found Hut Kansas City and returned to the owner. JKM A strange animal, supposed to be a spotted, leopard that has escaped from a show, i2Pi5i&H!i?TnJ de5re da,l0M intheyjera t T?02 0Tned by the Postmaster at Mud t.s d onB pnpPr' "a to order -if.'S8 family one worth bringir,gup,ahe haa adopted a motherless famny of kitten anoHS making a success of the ventureT The tallest chimney in the world ia no "ir bunding ne Freiberg in Saxony. It wfll be .(."ll1?11 " an telde dlameter of 23 feet at the bottom, and 18 feet 6 inches at the ton: mom. W00 "d thelostS The German naval authorities are said to have been making experiments latelv with, a torpedo boat built of compressed paper. Tha vessel is U feet long, and was found ito show great strength and mere elasticity when rammed by another boat Halsey Bnrdlek drove through Lottery vltle, Cowl, the other day with a barrel of eels In the wagon. By an inexplicable accident the wagon suddenly collapsed, the eel barrel waa tipped on end, and to less than five minutes the population of Lotteryvine was about doable the camber reported at the last census. The most fashionable hen ia Maine ia said to live at WInalow'g MUbL in the town of waionoro. she started in Ills plain, dark brown pullet, but soon exchanged this fora black and white suit The next tune she shed her feathers she came out as white aa snow, and this fan she appears in a black, wbit and tan dress. A Presbyterian Church ia Melbourne) baa introduced same innovations into its serr. lees, which, although bappilj blending patriot ism and piety, would startle the sober-minded Scotchman at heme. The choir, composed of gentlemen wearing the Highland Wit and girl attired in the costume of the Lady of the Lre,r stag their hymns ot praise to the musle ottaa bagpipe. Tbe Ingenious parson who contrived these effect! baa hia reward la greatly enlarged oonsttegatlooa, Trusaan Barnes, of Three Oaka.'Midu, waa in the attic of his house the other day, "un beknownst" to his wife. He slipped and fell through the plastering, so that bis legtUka those of the "good fat duck" in the nursery fujjuv -uvuk uaugiws uown.- mrs. .Barnes. thought the legs belonged to a burglar and she era ,uuau inem. ani ea mem ana ceia on, meantime lifting up olca in aironlzintr veils for hern. Thi her voice neighbors came in. Inspected the upstairs end ot the supposed burglar, and all Is serene In that household once more. Menzo Fuller came into Canadena, Px, the other day. from the headwaters of BuckblU creek, with this story; On November 1 he was hunting- rabblta on the barrens; with a beagle hound. The beagle routed op the little animals for Mr. Fuller to shoot and waa out of his sight jgQod deal of the time. All at once he heard the dag yelping over the knoll as though he was fn pain. He hurried to the spot and found that the beaEle had buntu-tlnlln a large eagle. In bis efforts to eseape from tho ?Wfra ri1ri4'l Ttvtssxk wl sssi Ya Ti3 h1 J savage bird's huge daws be had crawled under tbe top of iauen tree, wcere he was strnz- I gl'off bard and yelping at the top of his rungs. A., S, Jy,"'Je,IiSB "sing-alott with ir."...".. iri. 1" 'SS "? ????" ? lashlns iu winra to a uola. Ha had oonfliuu the asgle la a wooden eoop, he said, and wanted ,waae4K Two hundred thousand gray treat v Deencangntra aeep water near ueatuori -w. t wiui uuu iuhi w. ui (wo vo&w Awl J; scenes there are unprecedented, and remind1 f travelers of those on the banks off Newfound land. The boats are out day and night and hundreds of tbem have gathered there, soma from distant points. Everybody fishes rich and poor, high and low. white and Mack. Tha average weight of the fish is three pounds, and the water where they are caught Is some 80 feek deep. The flshinjr, so unprecedented, ha prac tically becoma the sole employment as well aa amusement and these are "flush times" at both Morehead City and Beaufort Honey is mora abundant than atany time since 1865. Not long since Dong Claypole, ofWeb- stex county. W.Va..and a friend went hunV ing, etc, taking with them a couplo of hounds. It was not long- tin the bounds scented a fox and gave chase. They ran him till about Sr, it, when be went to hole. One of the dogs re turned tbe same day; the other was unheard from for more than a week. Hazel Cowger. who live oear where the fox waa holed, beard the suppressed barking of a dog for several days la succession. On going to the place, Cowger found tbe dog unable to free himself; having filled tha loose earth behind Mm as he due after the fax, and being exhausted fros tbe want of food and water. After clearing, away the obstruction and given refreshment the doe waa able to come forth firora his dark and solitary abode, tha fax being dead, bavins; been confined there without food or water ana nat ranch air for nine days. An Augusta, Me., storekeeper was fori merly possessed with an overwhelming dtba tA jt-r&mlnt tha contents of a-nirv najJruM?V which friend deposited la his store for eajajj keeping. His propensities in this dtreoMeii have been effectually stopped, and talaia how it happened: A man who suspected the weak ness of the proprietor dropped into the store one morning; and left a bag. asking that no one disturb it The proprietor walked round awhile restlessly ana then stopped near tha bag. He nervously fingered tbe string that tied the top together. Thro waa no one looking and he carefully untied it He was hardly pre., pared for tbe result A thousand of about as. mad hornets as were ever let loose lit on all the. exposed portions of the Stan's anatomy, per. created hla clothing quite thoroughly, and tha - way no wot out oi mat aoor ana nom wouuj have done credit to the prince of sprinters. BGSTOSIAN PHILOSOPHY. It is the "wife of the late husband Trhollr, most interested In '.the coming man "The Utter that never came" was the Ietil ter with the remittance for the poem '3ast n1T In n Mil, wc-int.' A child is spoiled woes, he U young;;,! fish when it u oid. AUfrom thtSotton Courier, Jndse Dol understand that you. prefe a charge against this man! Grocer HOrsir; Iprsfsrto havebuasaye TOOXTJCR. A man aay work eighthoarsaadliTt, ' Oreveaniaeovteni Bnt wfaea he work from dawn to dark It's all day with him then. rii ' ,$i Brown So yoa eloped with Joaea c M ter, diayoar Or.ea-1 did. B.-Dlda'Wases Mekr G.-No, sir; he lost a leg ia tha was, cojrpxaaATicor. Life's full of compensations, Wa KBUvemtlan, T3 IXthoealeaM weakcatteboardibeisAJ AaaBBiwruaiwrroafv I:, Bia J-ats ami i.an. The turkeys that's at present living, And strutting roaad so proud and ay. Will soon be slaughtered for Thanksgiving' Ana stated with sage, etcetera. .5 Browning, tbe poet, is beginning ta a his grip. Borne ot the members of the Be Browning Gob are reported to have said teat tl can understand something of the 'rift ol the 1 stanzas he baa written. This la a very sanoas a ter, Wb a ptteflM to tana oersted MS jK uith7 m none. m A BX3XXXDX. Beseata thy lattice, beaateota Mii, , aula or tne starry eyes, Bte he begins his serenade Thy faithful lover sighs. Fair Dlan thowi her silvery Ufht, Tby easement pray unbar, And t wU teach for ttee te-nlfkt ' Hwesj lavo the ilfht gKr. rukafbeeldet. but Matt . Xv ews, ay guide star, 9atKi l at fee, WW! Wa srWHtt eaums. 4