is sz ,-j. , 3 -" ?e-Mssrwvs -df mw 5V- - ' '. f ijPC?Si rVf ;8",'i A r ''-1 THE PITTSBURG- rrfC-i-r .' inf. ..Fri y -i JJlv3JT.fl.XU.LA., X U JiJJA. : JNUVJJiJMJOJliJA 12, 1889. - ; f"?w I $je BiM$. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1816. VoUU. Ao.178. Entered at rittsburj: rostomce, 3ovember 14, isST, as scrcnd-class matter. Business Office 97 and 99 Fifth Avenue. News Booms and Publishing' House 75, h 77 and 79 Diamond Street "Eastern Advertising Office, Koom 45, Tribune Building, iewVort Averape net clrcnlatlon of the dally edition of Xnx Uisr-ATcn for 6lx months ending October 31, 18S3, as sworn to before City Controller, 30,128 Ejs Copies per Issue. g-. -Average net circulation of the Sunday edition or JTiac Dispatch lor fiTe montus ending uctober L.iS7, JSS1 53,477 Copies per lssne. J TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. POSTAGE FIIIE IX THE UKITED STATES. DAILY DISPATCH. One Year ? S 00 Daily dispatch, l'er Quarter 2 00 Daily Dispatch. One Month - 0 Daily Dispatch, including Sunday, lyear. 10 00 XiAILYDlSPATCH.lncludln;rbunday,Sm,ths. SS0 DAH.TDisrATCH,lnclndlnEbunday,l month 90 fecXDAY DISPATCH. One"Vear -. 250 "Weekly Dispatch, Onelear 125 The Daily Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at It cents per-weeV, or Including buaday edition, at JC cents per week. PITTSBURG. TCESDAT. NOV. 12, 1SS9. CONVERSE'S GEEAT IDEA. A whole sermon on the value of political pledges is to be found in the remarks of the 'Hon. George L. Converse, of Ohio, on the propriety of giving Senator Payne a "vindi cation" by re-electing him to the "United States Senate. D urine the Ohio campaign the declaration was made, time and again, that Senator Payne would not stand for re-election. To have it understood otherwise would bring the Standard Oil Company and the pro ceedings which gave the Senator his seat too prominently into the campaign. But not withstanding all these denials, the Demo crats have not been in possession of their victory a week until Mr. Converse nerceives the necessity of returning the amiable old gentleman who has not for six years been able to make the short speech required to ask for an investigation of the charge that his seat was a purchased one. Kb one will be likely to dispute that Senator Payne is in need of vindication. How his re-election, either at the same price as his first one, or free of expense, will disprove the charges of the past use of money, is something that the statesmanlike Converse does not condeseend to explain. But it is certain that such a candidacy would make business active in the Demo cratic caucus of this winter. If the Standard was guilty of supporting the Bepublicans this year, Mr. Converse is evidently determined that it shall cot lose its Senatorial representation, by the error. FAST BIND, PAST FIND. The decision of the Supreme Court that a man cannot be held responsible for sinking a gas well on his own land close to a neigh bor's well just over the line, and taking away some of the gas, settles a novel and important issue arising out of gas and oil enterprises. In the light of the decision it is rather hard to see how any other theory could be held. It is impossible to tell from Tinder whose land the gas is drawn, or whether the first well is not really taking its product from the subterranean reservoirs under the land of the man who sinks the second. Beside which, gas, oil and water are products ot nature, which belong to the people who are able to catch and use them. It is very desirable to own gas and oil; but .the man who wishes to make his title good must tie them up with pipes and tanks. EVADING THE LAW. It is one of the striking features of the trust situation that it is already announced on behalf of the Sugar Trust that it will change its form of organization so as to avoid the decision of the Sew York Supreme Court declaring the trust to be illegal. That decision was to the effect that the trust was made illegal by its objects, which were the criminal ones of engrossing the market, limiting production and establish ing a monopoly. The only way, in which "that decision can be obeyed, therefore, is to dissolve the trust and let each sugar refinery conduct its business independently. Yet the announcements made by the managers of the trust show that they expect to bring a plan of organization which shall preserve the illegal purpose of shotting off competition while evading the law as stated by the court. In other words, it is the idea that the phase of the trust which has already been declared to fix its illegal character can be continued and the criminal policy kept up, if the form of incorporation is changed. It is time that a lesson was given to the r aggregations of wealth in this land that it is their business to respect the spirit of the law which protects them, instead of trying to dodge its letter. PABTISAN STATE-GRABBING. It is an interesting fact that the methods by which the Bepublicans seem to have se cured Montana afford a close parallel to those by which the Democrats secured West Virginia. In the former State a Democrat was elected in the face of the returns; in the latter a Bepublican. In both States an honest and united effort to secure the fair rectification of frauds, would have been above criticism; but in each the desire to obtain partisan advantage prompted the grabbing by one party of whatever points it could hold, and the subsequent cry of fraud by the other. The foundation oi free government should make all parties anxious to insure that the count shall be above re proach; but our politicians are unable to rise to that ordinary height of citizenship. Some day or other the people will see the necessity of having election contests de cided by a tribunal which shall be suffi ciently impartial to place fairness above party advantage. P00B 10 There is nothing attractive to an Ameri can in the study of the Indian question in any of its phases. The noble red man has never received honest treatment for any length of time from the United States. He has bad justice done him by fits and starts, and in the intervals he has been abandoned to the tender mercies of post traders and border ruffians. Commissioner of Indian Affairs Morgan, in bis annual report just issued, declares himself to be the owner of a patent scheme to wipe the Indian question off the political slate forever. Every new commissioner that comes along, it may be noted, has his patent scheme. Mr. Morgan says: The logic of events demands the absorption ofthe Indian into our national life, not as an r Indian, but as an American citizen. As soon as conservatism will warrant it the relations of the Indian to the Government must rest solely upon the full recognition of his individuality. ach Indian is entitled to his proper share of the inherited wealth of the tribe and to the protection of the courts in life, liberty and pur suit of happiness. He is not entitled to be supported in idleness. The Indians must con form to the white man's ways, peacefully if they will, forcibly if they must. They mast adjust themselves to their environment and conform their mode of living substantially to our civilization. The paramount duty of the hour is to prepare the rising generation of the Indians for the new order of things thus forced upon them. It is one thing to write in a department report that the Indian must change his mode of life, his devices, his instincts, and become an American citizen in thorough sympathy with nineteenth century civilization, and altogether another to accomplish such a stupendous revolution in fact. If Mr. Morgan were to insist upon the Indian changing the color of his skin it would not be much more impracticable than some of the mutations he says are demanded by the logic of events. As usual with those who want to improve the Indians by patent pro cess, Mr. Morgan says that if they will not conform peacably to the white man's ways, they must be forced to do so. It is the sauie old plan, Mr. Morgan. You are only another of the big band who hare been so successful in improving the Indian off the face of the Continent. COMPETITION FOB THE STANDARD. "While there is a persistent dispute as to the reported sale of the Craig and Elkins petroleum interests to the Standard, rumor does not wait for that question to be settled before bringing out a new one of no less importance as to the springing up of new competition with the ruling petroleum com bination. This time it is an organization of the producers with capitalists of the East to put $6,000,000 into competing pipe lines, and 6,000,000 into competing re fineries. Such a purpose as this was outlined ior the Producers' Association in its original inception; and it was the desertion of that clear and independent policy for the delu sions of the shut-down movement that The Dispatch regarded and still regards as the mistake of the association for the past two years. If the policy of establishing com peting pipe-lines and encouraging inde pendent refining is steadily adhered to, the end of the Standard's supremacy in the petroleum business is only a question of time. It is not vital whether the reports of this project are exactly correct or not. It is possible that such a combination may lead to further consolidations. But it is plain that so long as the Standard is unable to squeeze out competitors by freight discrim inations, every purchase that it makes of competing concerns is only a premium for new ones. No Eooner is the report heard of a purchase of the Craig-Elkins interests, under circumstances which assure that, if the sale is a reality, a fair price must have been paid, then a $12,000,000 competitor springs into sight. If that is bought up' an other will take its place, and so on until the Standard falls to pieces of its own weight. Of course, if the Standard could choke off these competitors by freight discriminations it would do so. As it does not, the infer ence is permitted that the inter-State com merce act is making itself felt on the petro leum monopoly as it has already done on the Cotton Seed Oil Trust. THE AFRICAN QUESTION. The appeals of Cardinal Lavigerie and Sir Samuel Baker to the civilized world, with reference to the redemption of Central Africa, start from slightly different motives, but have a similar object. The Cardinal's crusade is simply against the slave trade, and he calls upon Christendom to suppress tbat great iniquity by armed force. Sir Samuel Baker's article includes that point, but takes in also the restoration and preser vation of the work that has been done in opening ud Central Africa. It is a point of much gravity to civiliza tion that the work which was commenced in 1861 by the explorations ofDnrton, Speke, Grant and Baker, in exploring the upper Nile and lake regions in Africa has been nearly all lost The last station on the upper Nile was lost with Emin Pasha. The route to the Tanganyika has been closed by the wars which have broken out on the Zanzibar coast. What remains to civiliza tion is its hold on the Congo, secured by Stanley's later discovery; and it is more than suspected that the control of the upper part of that river by Tippoo Tib places it in hands that cannot be relied upon. It hardly seems possible that the civilized world should abandon a region of such im mense possibilities to the horrors of the slave trade and the darkness of barbarism. The work may be a hard one; but the generation which opened and explored that great continent when it was a vast mystery ought to be succeeded by one which is able to preserve the results of those discoveries to civilization. HEW YORK'S PBINC1PIE. New York's World's Fair project has got along to the point of promising that it will not encroach upon the sacred precincts of Central Park. The suggestion that a little of the upper portion of Central Park might be used for the World's Pair aroused the passionate protests of a large element in New York who wanted an excuse for refusing to subscribe to the fund. Bather than let the outside barbarians encroach on the grass of Central Park, they would have no fair. The New York spirit improved on Lord John Manners' famous couplet, with a sen timent to the following effect: "Let Expositions, trade and commerce go. But touch our Central Park! No! Moll" Of course, with such a passionate adhesion to the great principle, "Keep off the grass," the World's Fair Committee had to come down and has promised to keep off the Cen tral Park grass, in the hope that the pro testing New Yorkers would come down with the cash. But the promise was not half as strong as they might have made it, After the spirit that has been shown in New York the committee might have safely pledged itself that the site lor the World's Fair will not be within 200 miles of .Central Park. The reports of new wells from the Char tiers, West Virginia and other petroleum fields show that as the market coos above the dollar line, production Is likely to boom as decidedly as the price. AS so much has been said about the giving ont of the gas, it will be reassuring to know that there is now more gas on the point of delivery In Pittsburg than ever before. Besides the In creased supply of the Philadelphia Company through Its new main, the Monongahela Com pany, in which the Messrs. Olivers' mills are in terested, will not only have enough from its bic wells to supply those mills, but a good deal also to sell. Then the People's Company, we under stand, has a new main from the field about ready, while the Manufacturers' Company this fall struck the largest wells yet known in Wash ington county. We observe what looks like a giadually increasing smoke-cloud over the city thee late autumn days; but, in wbatover degree that indicates the use of coal, it is beyond dis pute that more establishments and houses are using the natural gas than ever before. The fact is.tbat the city's growth has had most to do with the late temporary scarcity. What that growth Is can be judged from the official returns of bank clearances for last week, which showed 21 per cent Increase over the corresponding week of issa These seems to be good reason for the belief that the trusts are coming to the recog nition ot the fact tbat their purposes and ob jects are wholly discordant with the constitu tion and laws of the United States. They aro consequently reorganizing under the "corpora tion laws of New Jersey. The meeting of members of the Library Association, yesterday, showed the strong gen eral feeling against permitting the property intended for the public use and benefit to be sold out and pass Into private ownership. As the property is more than adequate for all its liabilities it certainly seems as if the measures to preserve it in Its public character ought to be successful. It wonld not be a credit to Pittsburg to let an institution of that sort, created by publlo spirit, pass under the Sheriffs hammer. The Allegheny proposition to extend the pipes of its water mains up the Allegheny river to Six Mile Island, and to filter the matter as it goes into the pipes, extends the hope to the Northside people that in the fullness of time they will enjoy the inestimable privilege of pure water. Talk about a cold wave coming from the West! The Bepublican politicians, respectfully point ont to the weather bureaus that the cold wave struck Iowa, Ohio, New York and New Jersey just a week ago. It is interesting to be informed of the progress in naval construction whl ch was shown by the collision of the new war-ship Chicago with a barge load of freight cars in New York harbor the other day. Formerly when our navy came into collision with the merchant marine of coal schooners and frelcht barges it was de moralizing to the navy. But the progress of naval construction is shown by the fact that on this occasion tho Chicago filled the freight barge full of holes and went on her way triumphant. A HATJGHTT German noble, who is stated to have been slinging plates and desserts at one of the city hotels, is also reported to have dis appeared, leaving the baroness unprovided for. Another example of the unfortunate results ot international alliances. Converse wants Payne vindicated; and will not object to seeing tho pockets of needy Democrats replenished as an incident of the vindication. It is true, as the New York Press says, that it is nothing unusual for Ohio to elect Democratio Senators and Governors in off years. The election of Allen, Bishop and Hoadleyas Governors, and of Thurman, Pen dleton and Payne as Senators show this fact. Nevertheless, it takes more of the sanguine temperament than our Bepublican friends gen erally possess, to view the election of a Demo cratic Governor and Senator this year in the glittering light of a brilliant success. It may not yet be a fixed fashion; but when the suicide epidemic breaks out once more, it will be likely to impress itself on the minds of those who are tired of life, that they can go to Kentucky and actively engage in public affairs. PirxsBTJBO appears to be relapsing into her old ways of smoke and fog. Is the art of perfect combustion to become a lost onet The fact that American exhibitors at the Paris Exposition got over a thousandprizes is advanced by the New York World as evi dence that the American exhibit was not as meager as was reported. The assurance is a gratifying one; but there is also the suspicion tbat this distribution of prizes was the modern realization of the "caucus race" in "Alice in Wonderland," where overybody got a prize. Banquets to Barnum in London point to the fact that the ar t of getting free adver tising meets with more overwhelming success in Merry England than even it does in this great and happy country. Me. Calvin S. Bbice respectfully in forms the public that be is not chasing the Senatorial rainbow in Ohio. Mb. George Fbancis Teain has been sat upon by a jury of experts who decide that he is not all mad, but can know a hawk from a handsaw under certain circumstances. Mr. Train will therefore proceed to address public meetings in Boston and prove that the doctors, like everyone else, do not know Mr. Train. New York is now engaged in two heroic and commendable efforts, viz., to raise the guarantee fund for the World's Fair and to let the street bands and hand organs raise their tuneful strains once more. Washington is admitted to the sister hood of States and forty-two stars shine forth from the flag. The demand for pig iron continues to push pnees upward, as is natural. But it may be well to remember that not a very great ad vance In prices from the present level will be required to put new furnaces into blast and In crease the supply to a volume that may be fully equal to the demand. PEOPLE OP PfiOMlNENCB. Dabtsiotjth College gets 40,000 under the will of the late Cyrus W. Wallace, D. D., of Manchester, N. H. The retirement of tbe Rev. Dr. Bartol leaves the Rev. Dr. A A. Miner the oldest pastor on active duty in Boston. Mr. Jakes D. Reid, whohas been appointed United States Consullat Dunfermline, is com monly called "the Father of the Telegraph." He personally handled the first President's message ever sent across the Alleghenies by wire. Lord Teynhah, who died the other day at the age of 92 years, was once a soldier; then for many years an eloquent and successful Bantlst preacher. In charge of a Gloucestershire church. . Later In life he became a conspicuous leader of tbe Plymouth Brethren. Peince George or Wales commanded a torpedo boat during the recent British naval maneuvers. When at last the pennant was hauled down, be personally thanked and shook hands with every member of the crew, and gave to each his photograph and a sovereign. The Portuguese give all their sovereigns special titles, supposed to be indicative of their dominant characteristics. Thus there have been Dom John tbe Restorer (of the Braganza line), Alfonso the Victorious, Pedro the He former, Mary the Pious, John tbe Clement, and Pedro the Unfortunate. The estimable King who has just died will be known as Luis the Good. Miss Amelia B. Edwards comes of fine old stock. Her father was a brilliant field officer ot tbe Peninsular campaign; on the side of her maternal grandmother she is from the elder branch of the Fitzgerald family, whoso head is the Earl of Leicester: and on the side of her maternal grandfather she is from the Irish bianch of tbe Walpole family, whose head is the Earl of Oxford. A PACIFIC FAST LINE. Tbrouch BInll Trains to Ran From Chlcaso to Portland In 83 Hoars. Chicago, November 1L Tho first official in timation of tbe reported traffic arrangement between the Northwestern and Union Pacific railways came from the former to-day. The companies have formed a combination for tbe handling of freight and passengers and the joint through service is to be known as tbe Chicago, Onion Pacific and Northwestern line. A fast limited mail train will be established November 17, whereby passengers and mail will be carried through from Chicago to Port land and San Francico, making tbe time from Chicago to Portland 83 hours, and Chicago to San Francisco S3 hours. This will reduce tbe time heretofore made on the Chicago and Northwestern as well as on New York and Eastern mall to Portland seven hours, and to San Francisco 13 hours. A simi lar reduction In time eastbound la made on passengers and mail. THE TOPICAL TALKEB. A Quaint Local Story Taken to Point a Sunday School Moral A Wall From Allegheny nnd an Answer to It. Perhaps you have heard, and perhaps you have not, the story that a Pittsburger tells of the immense solace a halt dozen common pins brought him while he was confined in the Western Penitentiary. The man who tells the story has won a vary creditable position for himself In the business world. At the risk of retailing a chestnut, I will tell the tale again. The prisoner found after be had In prison some time, that the lack of employment for his sentence did not carry bard labor with it was sapping the strength of his mind. He looked about him for something to employ his faculties and consume tho weary hours, and his hand happened to light upon some pins in tbelappe) of his coat Then the idea struck him that if he were to throw the pins upon the floor of his cell, he might achieve the object he aimed at by searching for them. From that day on he was forever throwing the pins on the floor and looking for them again. It answered his purpose completely, and the lat ter part of his Imprisonment was less terrible and flew infinitely faster than the time before he invoked the aid of the pins. When be was re leased he took the pins to a jeweler and had them made into a scarf pin, and if I mistake not his wife treasures the quaint littlo emblem of her husband's unhappiest days to this very day. What brought the story to my mind was a little Sunday school leaflet which a little Alle gheny girl showed me the other day. In it was the true story, substantially as I have given it above, of the prisoner's pins. The only change of moment is that the Sunday school story makes the prisoner the victim of a tyrannical king. It points a moral nicely for a little lecture on the pleasure of industry. An Allegheny lady writes: "What a vulear self-satisfied kind of people, we North Americans aro after all! how litttle we have improved in true politeness, or good manners, since Dickens wrote bis American notes or sligttly caricatured us in "Martin Chuzzlewlt" witness what Benor Pulvano, of the Ail-American delegation, said to the re porter at the Exposition on Thursday evening: 'Now, please, don't ask me what I think of the country or what I think of Pittsburg? I have been asked my opinion of the country in every city, town, borougb, village and hamlet since we left Washington, etc' "Now, what do people expect tbe answer to be in all cases? Would they not be disap pointed, offended, should the polite gentle man dare to criticise or utter bis honest tbought? and what exceedingly bad manners to be always seering for expressions of praise, admiration, wonder of our greatness with a blgG. These gentlemen must laugh in their sleeves at us, if they are not disgusted, at the foolish vanity of the people in all the spread eagle display all this 'only look at me;' bow big, how smart, and, by comparison, how slow tho rest of the world! 'OI wad some power the giftie gle' us, To see onrsel's as ithers see us.' "In spite of our great material progress we are crude and uncultivated in many things. It will require years of culture to give us the self-respect not self-assertion and repose ot the older nations and what we are apt to con sider effete civilizations." . Plumply I may say that this gentle wail from Allegheny seems to be pitched in too piteous a key. Senor Pulvano's reply to the reporter was natural enough, because he had met so many reporters before tbat the sched uled questions were becoming a trifle tiresome to answer. I don't blame the noble Senor at all. Had we been traveling in South America, and the reporloreador of our esteemed cotem, porary, .El Mladderioso Mexicano, had asked us what we thought of Mexico, we should have said about what Senor Pulvano said. By the way, Americans are not tbe only peo ple who are eager to get the views of visiting strangers as to their land, its people, its scenery, its resources and its institutions. Not by a large majority. You will find Englishmen eager, and more so English women, to extract your impressions of the tight little Island. The continental nations are curious to make com parisons with you about your several countries as soon as you are on familiar terms with them and when you Snow their language. That Americans are more eager than the children of the Old World for criticism may be true. It ought to be true, for a country which is so new and original has a right, and does well to seek criticism. The experiments of government, of civilization, of scientific devel opment are so vast in this land tbat we may be pardoned if we exhibit an anxiety to know what our neighbors tbink of them. There is such a thing as not knowing when yon have a good thing, and there Is another of not letting tbe world know when you have it. These are mistakes to be avoided. DOUGLASS LUNCH BASKET. He Carries It On Trains to Avoid Tronblo In Dining Cars. Washington Letter In Philadelphia News. Years ago no one was surprised when race prejudice deprived Fred Douglass of some of the privileges fresly enjoyed by other citizens, but it is odd tbat that prejudice should survive a quarter of a century after tbe negro was made a citizen and call forth an order from the Government to protect one of its chosen ser vants, and one of tbe famous men of the times from petty insult Mr. Douglass told me one day that he never started on a jonrney without taking along a well-filled luncheon basket, to be brought into service in case of trouble in hotel or dining car. He says there is not much difference between North and South in this respect He has been occasionally, but not often, badly treated in both sections. A hotel proprietor in a Northern city had no vacant rooms when he applied for lodgings, and at some of the eating stations in the South they are unwilling to admit him. Washington society ostracizes colored men and women as completely as New Orleans or Mobile. In this there is no difference between parties or administrations. Tho Douglasses have a beautiful home across the Eastern branch of tho Potomac whence may be had a magnificent view of the capital. It is called "The Cedars," and though an old house, is handsomely furnished and decorated. Oddly enough, it was owned by a Maryland man who owned many slaves and who was ruined by the war. Douglass bought It ac a low figure, and it has helped to make nun rich. The Haytian Minister is worth at least 4200,000. His home is filled with books, pictures, bronzes and marbles. Conspicuous over all others are busts of Stephen A. Douglas and Abraham Lincoln. Sirs. Douglass is an accomplished white woman, but Washington society has never forgiven her for marrjing a black, and never forgiven her husband for having a dark skin, and hence this interesting and intellectual pair are socially isolated. The .friends they have are of Mr. Douglass race." This is the experience all negroes meet with in this capital. DEATHS OP A DAT. . Wllllnm Warren. Chicago, November 11. William Warren, a well-known business man, and head ol the Liverpool. London and Globe Insurance Com pany for the West, died at bis residence In Lake forest. 111., at 8 o'clock last evening, aged 73 years. Mr. Warren was a native of England and began hit business career in New York about 50 Tears ago. At one time be resided at Cincinnati, but for many years he has been a prominent figure here. He has been In 111 health for some time, but death at this time was hastened hv the loss or a favorite daughter, Mrs. Kay, of Pittsburg, a few days ago. Captain Alexander Wnliacc. Jacksonville, FLA., November 11. Captain Alexander Wallace, a prominent and wealthy citizen of Duval county, died last nlgbt. He made a fortune In the lumber business. At the time of his death he was the president and principal stockholder In the Jacksonville, May port and Pablo Eallroad Company. He was 37 years of age and was born In Scotland. Mr. Louise Rector. Chicago, November 1L Mrs. Lonise Rector, wife of a local hotel man, died yesterday. She was a native of Washington. TO Mrs. Hector's life a valuable historical Incident Is attached. It waslnlierroomandlnher own bed that Presi dent Lincoln breat&ed his last. One of tbe interesting relics owned by Mrs. Rector, was the pillow upon which he died. F. B. Perlett. ' SPECIAL TKLIOBAM TO THE DISPATCH. I Carlisle, November 11. F. B. Perlett a prominent Democratic politician and business manofShlppensburg, died suddenly yesterday, at Charlotte Va from .paralysis. He was County Auditor. Mayor, School Director and at the time of his death, was president of Councils. His age was 53 years. George Gribblr. George Grlbble, agent or the American Ex press Company at the Plttjbirg and Lake Erie TtnIIiriT denot for a number of Tears cast, died it his home In New Philadelphia, O,, on Saturday night, after a month's illness, , - x' AT THE THEATERS. Hort's New Comedy Siberia and Other Plays and Players. Tbe performance ot "A Midnight Bell" at the Grand Opera House last night does not prove tbat Mr.Charles A Hoyt cannot write a comedy, but simply that he has not written one yet "A Midnight Bell" might be, with vigorous compari son and cutting, converted into a capital iarce Comedy of the kind Mr. Hoyt has made us familiar with in "A Parlor Match," "A Rag Baby," "A Tin Soldier" and "A Hole in the Ground." Or it might with still smaller difficulty bo elaborated into a melodrama of the realistic order, with real snow, real sleds, real New England hayseed, and a villain with elegant clothes and a ravishing bang. We can not see where a tank could be profitably in stalled In such a melodrama but tanks are on theane one burst the otter day through jeal ousy of tbe calciums, it is said and Mr. Hoyt should think seriously of making "A Midnight Bell" a blood and thunder play. And as we have already said though "A Mid night Bell" is a sorry shift for a comedy, there are bits of character sketching in it and scraps of dialogue which, perhaps we are cautious Show tbat Mr. Hoyt can write a comedy, a legitimate comedy, yet. We hope be will try, but it he cannot give us anything better than "A Midnight Bell,"' he should fall back upon his successful line of farce comedies. Perhaps if "A Midnight Bell" were better acted it would not be so disappointing. The sketch of the old deacon very much like Joshua Whitcombs clever, and Mr. George Richards gives a very natural picture of a Down-East deacon, when, he does not fall into burlesque, which happens not seldom. The school teacher is well drawn also, and seems sweet and loveable enough in the personality of Miss Fannie Mclntyre. Tbe quiet humor of Mr. Frank Lane made the city lawyer Interest ing, and Miss Mande Adams gave a good deal of spnghtliness to the minister's sister. Tbe proposal of the lawyer for this girl's hand was by far the best piece al most the only oneof pure comedy in the play. It was very light and graceful. Eugene Can field, indefatigable as ever, brought all his powers of squinting and grimacing to bis de lineation of a schoolboy, and be succeeded In tickling tbe audience with rough foolingibut be never came near nature in the part How should he? Canfield is a born burlesquer. In the cast are many others who need not be men tioned, unless it be a tiny child, who showed ber great schooling and natural cuteness In tbe school scene. If "A Midnight Bell" had been labeled a farce we should have felt constrained to praise the realistic coasting slide, the trick root and tbe scenic effects of the Hoytian order, but tuey are saoiy out oi piace in acomeay. me scenery is not gorgeous, but it attempts to represent unusual scenes, sucb as tbe organ loft of a church, with only passable success. Some people have taken the trouble to compare "A Midnight Bell" with "The Old Homestead" this is simply useless and unfair besides. Tbe only point of similarity is tbe locality of both plays, New England. By the way, we can have too much of New England deacons and their surroundings they are all right in small lots, but there is local color in the United States outside of Massachusetts, Vermont and New Hampshire. Bijou Theater. The usual large Monday night audience greeted the rendition of Bartley Campbell's powerful and ever popular melodrama "Siberia," last evening. A realistic picture is presented of the woes of those of Russia's citi zens who fall under the displeasure of the powers that be.and are transported to the dreary wastes of Asia. The special scenery carried by the company is of a very elaborate character, and some of the effects were so excellent as to draw forth warm encomiums. In the first aeta very animated representation of a Rus sian market place is given, and the chilly abode of tbe Russians later on was decidedly realistic The unfortunate andi persecuted sisters are well impersonated by Misses Eleanor Morettland Miss Agnes Proctor, tho latter showing great power in the mad scene. Mr. Adolph Jackson, as Nieolai, the manly hero, carried the sympathy of the andience with him at all times. while the servant Trodsky, as inter preted by Mr. W. M. Fairbanks, was a source of continual amusement As villains, Messrs. Howard and McDonald succeeded in exciting the proper amount of hatred, and Miss Lizzie May Ulmer, as Vera, the flower girl, was very acceptable. The balance of the cast was equally well filled, and the whole forms an at traction which cannot fall to crowd the Bijou the balance of the week. Harris' Theater. The first spectacular play of the season at this house was given yesterday to two large audiences that seemed well pleased. The com pany presenting "Zo Zo" is not the strongest tbat might have been selected, but tbe per formance is a fairly good one and tbe scenery good and plenty. The girls are not so young as they once were, and very few of them appear to have been selected for their good looks. Miss Adah Evelyne, who enacts the title role. Is a pleasing exception to this rule, however, being both pretty and shapely, as well as having a very sweet voice. Charles Claflin is a clever spectacular villain, and Charles, Rothesay, as Captain Herbert Randall, Is up to his part singing very well indeed. Mr. Charles Edwards keeps the comedy lovers in a rear of laughter all the time he is on the stage. The other speaking parts are fairly well sustained. narry Williams' Academy. A "new big show" that is not only a big show in name, is tbat of Reilly & Wpods, which began a week's engagement at this borne of vaudeville last evening, tbe house being Oiled to oveiflowing. The programme, which is a long one, introduces a number of clever artists, the first number being a neat act by J. Byrne and Miss Helene, followed by Daniel J. Hart In his specialty "Handsome Dan, the Jolly Tramp." Then follow Belloni, the eccentric inggler: Miss Florence Miller in new songs; Monsieur Alfred in bewildering evolutions: the Wood Family in a farcical operetta: Blondln, Empress and Boulanger, wonderful trained dogs; Miss Bessie Gilbert cornetist; the Brothers Byrne, in a novel gymnastic act the performance concluding with Pat Reilly's amusing Irish comedy, "Senator McFhee," the whole being a great bill. An Extraordinary Sale of Seats. The sale of seats for the great concert for the benefit of tbe Pittsburg Domestic Training School opened at Klebers' yesterday at S o'clock. By 1 o'clock over 11,600 worth had been sold, and the sale of the 1 GO tickets had been stopped, all of those seats having been disposed of. Of the SI seats only about 100 re main. When the seat coupons have all been sold, but 200 admission tickets for seats in tbe callery and standing room will be sold. These may be bad after Friday at Klebers'. The concert, which will be the great society event of the year, will probably net tbe school about 81,700. Tbe World's Blusenm. Manage? Geary's place of amusement re ceived tbe usual largo attendance yesterday, and tbe attractions are above the average. Bass, the ossified man, again excites the won der of the visitors, and Seymour, the mind reader, surpasses all previous performances In this line. Tho variety performance Is a very pleasing one. A CRYSTAL WEDDING. Mr. nnd Sirs. Peter Amnion Have Been Mar rled 20 Yenrn. Mr. Peter Ammon, of the Slieo Mill and ex Councilman of the Twenty-fourth ward, cele brated his crystal wedding at his borne. No, 6 Sligo row, last evening. There were upward of 50 guests present most of them lifelong friends of the hale and hearty bride and groom of 20 years standing. There was a substantial repast and dancing to diversify the evening. The honse was handsomely decorated with roses and smiiax. and the entire occasion was one of great pleasure. Boudoir Beauties and Carpet Knights. The money derived from the Brnnot Home concert has been placed out at interest, as the Home received a present of an organ from Mrs. W. A Speer. Another concert will be given sometime during the winter, and the pro ceeds will be added to the "nestegg" already on band. When enough is secured It will be invested in tbe desired piano. Me. W.P.DeArhit, the genial President of the New York and Cleveland Gas and Coal Company, and Mr. W. H. Berger, the Vice President, are sojourning In Minneapolis. They will return the last ot the month. Good Linguists All. From the St. Paul Pioneer Press. Edison's 16-year-old daughter speaks four languages already, and Is now studying Italian. Her sex Is naturally handy with the tongue. Try it on tbe Dudes. From tbe Minneapolis Trlbnne.l how would tbe paternal slipper do as an antidote for tho cigarette habit? Solomon knew what ho was talking about; try It An Epidemic of Insomnia. From tbe Ph Uadelphta Press. Bismarck can't sleep. . That being the case the smaller European statesmen are afraid to. 0D2 MAIL fODCHV Of ore About the Prospective Loss of Pitts burg's Library. To the Editor of Tbe Dispatch: In your issue of Saturday I read tbe excerpts from the charter of Library Hall Company and the Library Association in 1S7L The charter sets forth, as it seems to me, in most plain and unmistakable terms, thatthe sole and only pur pose of calling the Hall Company into existence was that it might build a balding for the Library Association, and tbe agreement re ferred to, jnst as clearly sets forth that the hall acknowledged that as its sole purpose of ex istence, and promised over the signature of its President and tbe seal of the company, tbat it will administer tbe property to tbe end that the Library Association may, as soon as possible, become the owner of the property. H In view of these facts, it seems to me a most extraordinary spectacle thatthe Library Asso ciation must go to work and devise ways and means to prevent the approaching Sheriff's sale, when the whole use ot tbe Hall Company is to look after the Interests of the Library Associ ation. And the spectacle is still more astounding in the fact that the mortgagee, on whose judg ment the property is to be sold, is the Vice President of the Hall Company, and who, as 'he former President, signed tho agreement re ferred to above. And the astonishment is still further in creased by the fact brought out at tbe meeting of subscribers to tbe library yesterday after noon tbat the Hall Company is perfectly solv ent there being 818,000 in the treasury of the company and the property worth more than all tbe debts. Thatthe mortgagee should have his money Is freely admitted tbat he happens to be tbe Vice President makes no difference but who should be getting it for him? Why. who but the directors of the. Hall Company? who, by the charter as well as the agreement, are bound to use every effort to preserve the property for its original use. viz,: for the Library Associa- tioa. tbe directors Of thAHall rnmngmmnlri An it' wwumj can uouDt ior one moment that for they and the stockholders comprise a num ber of our heaviest moneyed, and most influen tial business men. Both the charter and agreement clearly de fine tbe Hall Company as tbe guardian of tbe Library Association (so far as the building is concerned), and yet here is the guardian evi dently forsaking its ward, and looking on su pinely and complacently, while it is being turned? out of Its home bythe Sheriff, and that, too, when there are assets more than sufficient to meet the liabilities. If this is not a sufficient cause for a strong voiced protest not only for tbe members of the Library Association, but the public at large of this city, I should like to know what jo. .every man. woman and child in the com munity is interested in the perpetuity of this library, for is It not a prime factor in the In crease and diffusion of knowledge among our people, and does it not do a good share in rais ing the standard of intelligence and culture in onr midst? A Membee tor 35 YEARSk Pittsbtog, November H, 188. PROPOSED POSTAL BATE CHANGES. Third and Fourth Class Matter May be United Under One Head. Washington Bureau Philadelphia Times. Postmaster General Wanamaker will prob ably recommend to Congress a change in postal rates which will be of considerable benefit to the shippers of small articles. The proposition is not entirely new and consists simply in aooiismng tne distinction between third and fourth class mall matter and consolidating them into one class at the third class rate. The third class is for printed matter and the rate is 1 cent for two ounces, while the fourth class is for merchandise, at the rate ofl cent for one ounce. The proposad change will rednce by one-half the rate on merchandise. A statement prepared for the Postmaster General, as the result of a count at some of the larger offices, indicates that more than 20 per cent of the merchandise packages intrusted to the mails are for points more than CO miles distant from the mailing office. In other words, 0 miles away, is the point where mall service begins to successfully compete with the express service. Within 50 miles the express companies can take large packages at cheaper rates. The effect, therefore, of a re duction of rate would apparently be not so much to increase the balk of shipments to distant points, as to bring within a narrower circle tbe limits ot competition by the express companies. This competition applies only to packages not exceeding four pounds in weight and which can be safely intrusted to the mails. The ex press companies bave always opposed any ex tension of the postal service into theirfleid.and they will undoubtedly oppose such a rednctlon In rates as Mr. Wanamaker thinks of recom mending. Their opposition may postpone, but it can hardly defeat in the long run, so usefnl a reform. It is not altogether the reduction of rate which constitutes the benefit of the change, but the simplicity which It will intro duce into the classification. Tbe second-class of mail matter is periodicals mailed by publishers at pound rates, so that under tbe proposed re form the public will have to do with only two classes of matter letters at 2 cents per halt ounce, and all other matter at 1 cent for two ounces. SET ON FIRE BY ITS CAEG0. A Steamer Destroyed bya Load of Saturated Lime. FortLAItd, Ore., November 1L xesterday the passenger steamer J. H. Libby, from What com, Puget Sound, was totally destroyed by fire in tbe straits between Dangeness and Smith's Island. The Libby was laden with 00 barrels of lime, which got wet and ignited. While crossing tbe straits a strong wind came up and several heavy seas were shipped, the rudder unshipped, and the steamer became helpless. The lime eot saturated and the flames were discovered. Fifteen passengers weie on board at tbe time The Are gained so fast that the pas sengers could not get Into lifeboats and were compelled to take to two rafts. The passengers and crew were divided about equally. Finally the steam schooner Jean came along and took all from the raits. Tbe Libby be- ment Treasury Agent Several bags of United States mail were burned, including one pouch and registered letters. THEATBICAL MANAGEES PINED. Cincinnati Snowmen Pay a Pennlty for GIv. Ins; Sunday Performances. Cincinnati, November 1L Three theater managers, together with one opera company, one gaiety and one dramatic company, were before tbe Police Court to-day, charged with violation of the law by giving a Sunday per formance. Yesterday pleas of guilty were en tered in all cases. The managers were ned S15 each, and all the performers were sentenced to pay tbe costs of tbe prosecution. In the caso of one theater this was the second of fense. Tbo Judge gave them notice that another violation of law would subject all parties con cerned to an arrest at any time during the per formance, and to such additional tine, within the law, as might seem best by the Court to put an end to violation of the law." WEST TIKGINIA MASONS. Officer Elected by the Roynl Arch Chapter of tho Mountain State. Wheeling, November 1L The Royal Arch Chapter of West Virginia to-day elected officers as follows: Urand High Priest George Davis, of Charles ton; Grand King, A. Mason Evans, of Middle burg, Jefferson county; Grand Scribe. E. P. Kclfenlder. of Parkersburg; Urand Treasurer, Hugh Sterling, or Wheeling; Grand secretary, J. W. Morris, of Wheellngr Grand Lecturer, James McCabon, of Wheeling: Deputy Grand Lecturer. K. U. Walker, or Fairmont; Grand Marshal, 1). Franklin, of Point Pleasant: Grand Chaplain or the Host B. D. Gibson, of Charlestown: Grand Master or the Third Veil, George W. Creel, of Grafton: Grand Master of the Second Veil. S. Uaterhoute, Jr., ol Wheeling: Grand Master of the First Veil. A. F. Manpln. ofHintOn; Grand Tyler, T. W. Bliss, of Wheeling. WHEN T0E TRAIN COMES IK. There are eager faces near, And a half-subdued cheer. As around the curve the cars unsteady spin; While Impatient feet await For the opening of the gate. At the station when the train comes in. There Is handshaking and kissing, And Inquiries for tbe missing. And a searching here and there for friends or kin: There are sad and .tearful sighs, And a waving of good-byes. At tbe station when the train comes In. Then from ont the baggage car, Oh, so careful, leittojsr, Comes a long and narrow box amid the din, As the mourners gather round. There's a sobbing, wailing sound At the station when the train comes la. Tueu the ringing of the bell. And tbo whistle, clearly tell, They are ready a newjourney to begin. For it brooks not to be late, There are other hearts that watt- At the station when the- train comes In.i jw -r. -flrtw-iveywwtsj uvJHmiJ MATTEES METE0POLITA2T. Story of a Shipwrecked Steamer. rxXWTOKK BUSXAU 8RCXU.S.I New York; November 1L The steamship Arizona, of tbe Galon Line, brought into port to-day more information concerning tbe loss of the steamship Queerumore, announced by cable last Saturday. At 1 o'clock in the afternoon of November 5 Captain Brooks, of tbe Arizona, sighted the Qucensmore, bound east, with the signal. "I am on fire," flying from her mast, head. The Arizona's engines were stopped and tbe vessels came within hailing distance of each other. Captain Brooks asked it be could be of any assistance. The Queerumore commander replied. "Only by turning about and towing the burning steamer east" Captain Brooks de clined to do this, but at tbe request of the Queensmore's captain, stood by the burning ship for one h6ur. Then the Queensmore's en sign was dipped and the signal "Go on" dis played. Tbe Arizona continued west The Queensmore's cargo caught Are just one week ago to-dav. Tbe crew of 75 men worked at the pumps 48 hours, in their vain efforts to subdue tbe flames. Two days after meeting the Ari zona the Are bad made such headway that the crew gave up the ship and took to the small boats. The Queeusmore struck on the rocks near Crook Haven and went down. Tbe lost cargo was valued at $500,000. All the crew were saved. A Dandy Burglar on TrlaL A well-built man, fashionably dressed in a black cheviot suit cape overcoatpatent leather shoes, bigh hat and with diamonds on his shirt front and fingers, stood before tbe bar in the Jefferson Market Police Court this morning. He was Richard O. Davis, professional burglar. He tried to burglarize Mrs. F. Horan's West side boardmg house at 2 o'clock, this morning, but was frightened awaybyMrs-Horan. who met him half way up the front stairs. She de scribed him to tbe police, and they caught him in time for trial this morning. Davis Is the "swell" blackleg of New York, and is known among his kind as the "masher," "dude" and "dandy." He was wanted for several other burglaries. Bonlnnger Mar Lecture In America. Alexander Comstock, manager of tbe Acad emy of Music, who will start for Europe next Wednesday, to arrange for tbe production of "The Old Homestead" in England, wiUtry, while abroad, to engage General Boulanger to lecture under his management throughout the United States. Mr. Comstock said to-day: "I think Boulanger would attract immense audiences in this country." It Is understood that the General is very poor, and Mr. Com stock says that be will capture him by the offer of a big salary. Mr. Comstock expects to carry "Tho Old Homestead" to London in May. It will have to be brought back here next Novem ber, as Denman Thompson has signed for a third season at the Academy. Romance Behind a Harder. William Blauvelt, a handsome young man. with a well-kept full beard, was arraigned In tbe Court of Oyer and Terminer to-day for fiavinz shot John Dnggan dead on March IS. Blau velt was a member of the great Eastern gang engaged in robberies and burglaries In the New England States, and with headquarters at the house of a Mrs. Campbell In Oliver street Mrs. Campbell bad a beautiful 16-year-old girl, whom she called her daughter. Rose Camp bell. Dnggan and Blauvelt were jealous of each other's attentions to this girl, and a quar rel about her led to the shooting, for which Blauvelt is now on triaL Blauvelt never denied thathekllled'Duggan, but claimed that be shot in self-defense, just as Dnggan was ready to brain him with a brick. In working up evi dence in the case the detectives discovered that pretty Rosie is probably not the child of Mrs. Campbell, but Is tbe daughter of respectable Boston people, stolen by tbe Campbells years ago. Stabbed While Visiting; Servants. John Burke was up in the Court of General Sessions to-day for having stabbed Michael Moore to death last Christmas' eve at the house of L. B. Buise. Moore and Burke were visiting the servants in the house. They had an alter cation before entering which was renewed in the house. When both men were leaving Burke picked up a table knife and stabbed Moore in the abdomen. Moore walked out and dropped bleeding to thesldewalk. He was taken to the New York Hospital, where be died. The after noon was passed in jury getting. Hill and Cleveland WoaVMert, Great preparations are being made by Brook lyn Democrats to laythe cornerstone of Thomas Jefferson Hall, their newpolltical headquarters on Boerum Place, near the bridge. The cere mony will take place next Wednesday after noon. Grover Cleveland will lay tbe stone. All thelocalDemocraticleaders will be present Governor Hill has sent regrets. Cable Cars Proposed far Broadway. Ellbu Root made a long argument before the Sinking Fund Commissioners, to-day, in favor of allowing tbe Broadway Surface Railway Company to introduce the cable system, la the name of the company he guaranteed the city wonld get $150,000 annual income from the proposed cable road. The company would pave between the tracks, he said, and two feet each side of the tracks, would pay all the expenses of changing tho position of water and gas mains, would build new cars, with electric lighting apparatus, and wonld run them at the rate of nine miles an hour, if the city would only grant the desired permission. The Sink ing Fund Commissioners will think about it. Don't Fropose to Let Hlza Go. Lawyer Brooke moved before Judge Cowing to-day to have James Hope, now in the Tombs for participation in the Manhattan Bank bur clary, released on the ground that having been brought to the State on extradition proceed ings to serve ont an unexpired term at Auburn, ho could not be detained here for anything else. Colonel Fellows, In opposing the plea, said that Hope couldn't be tried for tbe Manhattan Bank burglary with any hope ot success, as all tbe witnesses were dead or missing, but that be was "wanted" for crimes in other States, and should not bo allowed to go at liberty. De cision was reserved. PENNSILTANIi AWAX AHMD. Capacity of Her Iron Furnaces Equal ta tho Rest of the Country. Statistic have just been collected by tbe American Iron and Steel Association showing thenumoerot blast furnaces built and now building in the United States on November 1 last There were E75 furnaces already con structed, exclusive of all abandoned plants, and 29 furnaces In course of erection. The full capacity of the entire 601 furnaces Is 13,168,233 tons. Of the fnmaces under construction 8 are In Alabama, 6 in Pennsylvania, 4 in Virginia, 3 in Maryland, 2 In Ohio and Texas, andl each in Kentucky, Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsin and Minnesota. Pennsylvania, with 235 furnaces built and building, has one-halt tbe producing capacity of tha entire country. TKI-STATE ISIFLES. Arrzs being released from a Mzhanoy hos pital, where he had left his leg. loin Argusky went borne to find that he bad also lost his wife. She had eloped during his illness. Colosel Tan Crete, of Fbcenixvflle, has re ceived a letter from his brother in Pueblo, who stys the "thermometer there is 4 below zero, and the snow is twice tbat deep." Btjbolaes have been very bold at Schuylkill Haven, and the other night they ransacked a honse where three men were sleeping with guns at their bedside. A West Vieoinia man has patented an in vention tor making houses without the use ot nails. AYomraMoreland farmer has named his cows after his various sweethearts. He has a large herd, but found names enough to go round. TtTK witrti Atvr In a Readinsf s&oa. manu factory are-HSed tbe neighbors by its barking, f ana it was loana tsarina zactcsy was in names. "Lehou parties' are becoming yery popular lnWUliamsport,'as-erery young man Is ex pected to brisg a lesson, girl ud squeeser. iTKNttHMWK iswsaemas wys m I SehestefliCloeeBrM sSe fa-sfce MIIMllltlMlllBa a aswagsa , 4r aiimisiuiist.ww . CURIOUS C0HDEfiSATI05&rt- It is estimated that 4,000,000,000 cigari are consumed In this country annually. San Francisco, with a population of about 400,000. has only 120 churches, with seating capacity of 40.000 and an average at tendance of 25,1100. ,. The year 1818 was very fruitful Massachusetts Governors, six of the men who have held that office within 40 years ha vine been, born in that year. John Hatborn Lott, who lives' near Glenmoro Lake, In the Warwick Valley, N. Y., is 86 years of age and thlnksnothineof walking 10 to 15 miles la a day. Mrs. Margaret Stuart, aged 103 year of Plus; Carroll county, Ga wants a pension. Mrs. Stuart is the widnvnf i.m umr km fought in tbe Indian war of 1812 under Captain, John Myrlck. Several of the leading ho tela, an res taurants of Boston are making arrangements to provide music for their guests at dlnner;ahd in one or two cases this innovation has already been introduced. i& In certain districts of Washington th street numbers are badly mixed up. It is said that when the colored people move, as they fre gently do, they generally take the' door, number -with them, and put It on their new bouse. yt Very little interest was taken In the election in Germantown wards, Philadelphia. In some of the divisions the bags eontairdns tickets were simply hung up on trees and fences, and the voter was left to make his own . selection. Occasionally, when the train arrives at Bostwick, Fla, a nice looking youag man jumps off and kisses the best looking girl at the depot supposing ber to be his sister: Ha apologizes so nicely that tbe girls are begin rung to look lor him regularly. Colonel B. O. Barkley, of Charleston, S. (X, says that the curlews and sea gulls on that coast eat more clams than the entire popu lation of the city. They pick them up. carry them into the air, drop them on the rocks and break them open, then swoop down and feast upon them. A certain Augusta man has a very fins banjo that he prizes highly, and is usually deaf to all proposals to loan it One night not long ago ha let a friend take it to play on at an en tertainment Tbat night a fire destroyed the place where the Instrument was usually kept The owner had saved it by his kindly act. At Wanregan, Conn., last week, a man hunting squirrels treed and caught a monkey, and a few days before another monkey was cap tured in a similar way in a forest in the middle of the State. No one can guess whence or whither tbe monkeys were drifting. If anyone has lost soma monkeys the hunters are pre pared to treat with binC E, Hart Fenn and C. T. Jackson, ht" Hartford, went skunk hunting, and their dog; drove the game into the back yard of the Hon towese Hotel. Jackson espied the eyes of an animal shlnlnsr in the darkness and blaxnd away. Then a pig squealed. The bnnter ad vanced and discovered that ha had killed the .youngest and most promising pig in a litter ot tour Belonging to we landlord ox tne notei. There is an organization of amateur sportsmen at Mohnsville, Pa in Cumrn town ship, known as the Silver Leaf Hunting Club, who make a specialty of capturing polecats with hounds. So far this season they bave canght 20 polecats, 13 raccoons and. 5 possums, besides half a dozen ground hogs. The skins' ot the polecats are very valuable, and the club are making a good thing in the curing and sale of them. Tha beard of Henry B. Cook, a tailor, of Norwich, Coniu, is as long as he .is. Mr. Cook Is a small man, 60 years old. His beard is jet black and fine and Silky, and so Is his hair. When he is erect and bis beard un furled, he can step on six inches ot it He wears it ordinarily colled in a wad inside his vest Barnum wanted Mr. Cook to travel with his circus; but Cook is prosperous, and does not care to be a freak. A story of a strange combat comes from FIshkiU, Dutchess county, N.Y. Agray eagle which had its nest In the FishkiU Mountains, has been seen to alight several times in the. asylum grounds, presumably in search ot prey. A great flock of crows had chosen that lo cality as a feeding ground ana resting place, and they evidently looked upon the advent-of tbe eaffia aa an intrusion. ThA ernw inrar. euu ucciuea logivo me majesne oiru to un derstand that it was poaching. Assay rate it .-F-1, j n "T . . t. . t v .-:'' is jacb ta6 a oozen or raoro or tne crow &f-j tacicea. the eagle wnllo is was soaring- over. lasted half an hour or more. The crowsTrtbch- afle did sot participate kept circling around and pBP' around tbe combatants and cawing incessantly. "' j.no ugniwas witnessed tjy several persons who picked ap many blood-stained feathers from the ground. Fanner Lutz, of MonteUo, Pa., raised a young cow, and hunted all over the place for her for two days, but in vain. On the evening ot the second day his son Billy went to the old smokehouse, and, polling np the latch, noticed that the piece of old clothesline with which the door was usually fastened to the zrw by means of staples for. additional security had been chewed in two. He thought this was queer; bnt a moment afterward, when be stepped -ovar the threshold, the case was made clear to him. There on the floor of the smoke house, mooing faintly in her compressed quar ters, and weakened by a lack of food and water, lay the young heifer, suffering the punishment for her curiosity. Bbe bad got there twonlghu before, having first jumped over the barnyard fence, opened the farmyard gate with her mouth and forelegs, and then chewed the rope off that fastened the smokehouse door and lift ed the latch. The tenth annual report of Mr. Arthur Oilman, Secretary of the Society for the Col legiate Instruction of Women by the Pro fessors and Instructors of Harvard College, shows that since tha organization of tbe society in 1879, in which year SS students entered, there has been a continual growth, until at the be- ginning of the tenth collegiate year there ares f 115 students, distributed into S3 classes, aads directed by is proiessors, u. assistant pro- , f essors and 18 tutors 41 teachers in all. There are three classes of students. la tbe first chwap are those taking tbe course of four years which in tbe college leads to tha degree of" B.A. A second Is composed ot women, who have been teachers or who Intend to teach, who desire special instruction as supplemen tary to experience or to work done elsewhere, and a third comprises women who seek special studies with no intention of becomingteachers, but simply as helps to general cultivation. cesne ctjllisgs. "I hear thsi the doctor has given Griggs- by up." "Xes,hewolllda,tnayhsbl.',-Jfl, ' sty's Weekly. s Ton can no .more judge a man by, his dally walk and "conversation than you can .an, . election day saloon by Its front door.-Axcroii, FrttPrts. Rev. Mr. Highys I did not see yoa amontr the eonirrezatlon yesterday, tin. An Fait""- Mrs; Anlalt-So, I was nir but I-t seat my i card by the coachman. Laiertnes American, When s woman clinches her teetb. shuts: up her fists, and remarks In a concentrated voice, - 2 "I wish I was tna man's wus ior sdoui btb una ates, " it Is mighty lneky for "that roan" that she isn't. aerrw naaw jvtw. 4 j It is a fact worth pondering that thoagky the nlsht falls around us It never oreazs, wnereasE the day breas l Jut never, falls. We offer this deW Icate fancy to some smnimg aspirant mrpoags leal honors. Harper jsaiar. Boggs That was a ringing ipch,ye made last nllht. Ororrs-How do yon know t You wasn't Utenui Boigs-Tou can't make sny other klad. Yef belona-totherlng.-Xtv XorK World. Busts of the Vice Presidents of the United States are belnr placed In the niches o the Senate chamber in the national Capitol. Busts oi tbe members of Congress are strewn -alcng in the various ssloou. Chicago Thais. t Artist I hare brought yon one of rsyi nalnttnirs tbat Ithlnk the most of. Now, don't? you thtakUoasht to be buns; in the coming exM-ju .viv bltlouT irarauteeman no. I wouldn't nana U.V I am opposed to capital punishment Sentesaa tt I to solitary consnement America. Sr. riuaie A uuucrtuau yuu uwu u aersM.' of ground in Blank Township. What do yoX but If a railroad company were to appropriate SM nauoi hi suppose a jury wouia w worth about ss, C60. A'orrii urn Herald. Quite Appropriate. "I noticed,'" said' old Hlast a he walked out of church after service, "that tho choir made an honest acxaowK edgment la ose of the responses." -5 Indeed, "said Mr. Fswhoioerj "in wast pen " that?" be service was that!" ' Why. where they all said 'We are miserable singers.' "Tonicr aasstte Boston Girl (well np in music sld drama)-MIss Marvin, has it ever been your lot t listen to too Mascot? riowtoatlsenannlnsw l Chleaco W-WtlU I should twister. Jtew.llst tee let mm between the Chleaies a.(tfcja ..., tie ssaseotjnB shouted htsseeKiM batX Wbob. Caetala Ansoa wWla ',X 1 eto eaMt 6r aHytUa 1st ) - - . . 1. &,. J& 3t' .. " i .? .: -.iva -- -Ti':jr.a j i iiMnMKB