THE PCTTSBTffiGT p&MQiMGSJXk't', NOVEMBER :V?i889. ipp!4 JESTABIJSHED " FEBRUARY 8, 1S4S. Vol.tL lt"o.S7. Entered at Pirtshnrr Poctaffiee. eTovember 14, 1857, as second-class matter. Business Offlco 97 and 69 Fifth Avenue. NewB Booms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street Xaitern Advertising usee. Boom is, Tribune Building. Sew York. Average net circulation of the dally edition of lax Dispatch for six months ending October B, 1SSS, as ivom to before City Controller, 30,128 Copln per tune. Average net circulation of the Sunday edition of The UisFArcH for five montlu ending October sr, issa, 53,477 Copies per Issue. TERJJ1S OF THE DISPATCH. rosTAGi fkee ra the cntitd states. D-ULT DISPATCH, One Year f 8 00 DAtLT DISPATCH, Per Quarter 2 00 Danx Dispatch. One Month 70 Daily Dispatch, including Sunday, 1 year. 10 00 DAH.TDiEFATCH.ineludlngSnnday.XniHba, !H Daut Dispatch, including Sunday, 1 month 80 KTODAT Dispatch, One Year .. IM Wxiklt Dispatch, One Year l SS The Dah.t Dispatch Is delivered br carriers at 35cenU per week, or Including Sunday edition, at SOccnts per week. PITTSBURG. MONDAY. If OV. 11, 1SS9. EEVESyilB AND EUKPLTJS. The report of the Treasurer of the United States shows that the revenue of the last fiscal year was 5587,000,000, the ex penditures $299,000,000 and the surplus S8S,000,000, in round numbers. The rev enue and expenditures were among the largest on record outside of the times of war finance. The surplus is somewhat decreased from last year. These figures show, first, the needlessly large revenue of the Government, and next the lavish expenditure which is stimulated by the presence of immense surplus. While the growth of the country renders natural a moderate increase of Government expenses, growth of expenditures from the vicinity of $200,000,000 in the last decade to that of $300,000,000 mutt be attributed to the ex travagance that comes of having more money than we know how to use. Congress has bsen trying for two years to reduce the surplus revenues. It is to be hoped that it will reach some plan of doing it at the coming session. HAKES AND CONSOLIDATION. The discomforts of the Mansfield people from the similarity of their name to other the Mansfield, in Tioga county, and the proximity of Chartiers borough, which also has a double in Chartiers station at the foot of the valley is producing a decided agita tion for a consolidation and change of names. The advantages of a consolidation which will make a thriving municipality of 9,000 or 10,000 people are obvious. The adoption of a name which will be expressive of the prosperity ot the thriving confhinnity, and the beauty of its site may be a matter requiring the exertion of considerable taste; but we have no doubt that it will be well done. "With the Chartiers valley booming as it now is, its chief town should make the best of itself, both in name and in municipal organization. .woman onght to ask her dressmaker what she ought to wear. But the reformer, per haps, does not mean to save the money of incorrigible man. In fact the context shows that she wants women to cultivate taste and judgment in themselves, and not to trust blindly in the dressmaker. That is all right, too; but we echo Mrs. Miller's words for an economical object chiefly. Avoid the wiles of the dressmaker for the sake of your hus bands', parents' and guardians' pocket books, mesdames. WHY NOT BOTH! Colonel J. B. Andrews, gives in another column, his views in favor of supplanting the Erie ship canal with a four-track freight railroad, using large cars to carry hun dreds of tons of ore from the lakes to Pitts bnrg and to take back coal and coke. The proposition is an interesting one, and coming from a source of such authority will attract attention. It hardly seems, however, that even Colonel Andrews opinion will turn away the support of the people of Western Penn sylvania from the canal project It militates against the accepted principle that large volumes of heavy freight can be moved far more cheaply by water than by rail, as demonstrated on our own rivers and the Erie canal. It has the objection that the ore and coal shipped by such a road must be handled twice, while the canal project con templates that it shall go through without breaking bulk. Notwithstanding Colonel Andrews high authority, it will be gen erally doubted whether the difference in cost between a canal such as engineers have estimated upon, and a railroad of such mag nitude as he proposes, wonld be so great as to overcome the cheapness of moving freight by water. Nevertheless these objections need not prevent the realization of Colonel Andrews' project. Any project to cheapen the charges on these fundamental freights will be wel comed by Pittsburg and receive the public approval. Colonel Andrews' wide fame as a practical builder of great public works, and his connections among men of large capital, make him eminently fit to demon strate the practicability ot his plan by se curing the construction of such a road and putting it into operation. Such a proof that the project can lower the cost oi ore and coal freighting, and be operated cheaper than a canal would be unanswerable; and the profits on it would yield a rich reward to the promoters and investors In the pro ject. In other words, why not let Pittsburg have both the canal and four-track railroad, and make it the cheapest iron and steel manufacturing point in the known world. Youghiogheny brings a new section into direct connection with Pittsburg, and promises a val uable addition to the already vast mineral pro duction of Southwestern Pennsylvania. Amid ail tho explanations of the causa of the Republican defeats, it is not well to overlook the solid and significant fact that the Demo crats got the most votes. Everyone will be dad to see the river miners getting better wages. Present rates are undoubtedly low and should be raised. But before going into a strike at this season of the year, the miners should be very certain that It will not have the same result as the shutdown of a rear ago. ANOTHER fire-hundred barrel well In the Chartiers Valley gives a stunning bow to the theory that the petroleum production of Penn sylvania is playing out. , PEOPLE OP PEOMINENCK AN INVIDIOUS CONTRAST. The remarkable disclosure made in New Tork last week of the nature of the trust organization, which permits the officers of a trust to use the money of the organiza tion "ta support the market for certificates," has another phase beside the one already pointed out, of the facility which it affords the managers of these anomalous concerns to fleece the unwary people who put their money into certificates. That is the remark able difference in the application of such principles to wealthy men and to ordinary ones. 'It is not presuming anything to say that if some cashier or clerk in the employment of the Cottonseed Oil Trust had used $5,000 in speculations on whatever excuse, he would have been promptly lodged in jail. It is only where the misappropriation is counted by the half million and the specu lators have the position and influence of millionaires that it is discovered that they have no legal liability, and that the best thing the owners of the money can do is to take whatever is offered to them. When the law permits millionaires to do with impunity what ordinary men are put in prison for, there is something radically out of adjustment in our legal system. CUTTING BOTH WAYS. There are very strong indications that our esteemed cotemporary, the Commercial Ga zette, of Cincinnati, has not yet fully cooled off from the heat and fervor of the recent campaign. In fact there is reason to sus pect that it is hotter than ever, when we find in its editorial columns the declaration: "The victory won in Ohio has been by the worst, the smartest and the most reckless, the boldest and the most unscrupulous band of cut-throats ever known in any State of the Union." This is severe. Its severity is somewhat reckless when we remember that one of the causes of Democratic victory was the Commercial Gazette's rather headlong adoption of apolitical forgery as a campaign document That journal does not intend to class itself among the "cut-throats;" but at the same time its resort to language of that sort cuts more throats than those of its po litical enemies. AN EFFOBT OF HUHOB. The objection to the innocuous theory of Governor Hill's late reference to encyclo pedias, to the effect that the report was in the printed report of his speech before he went South, is met by the New York Sun in the following shape: Mr. Flower's speech, like Governor Hill's, must have been prepared before leaving home. What is more natural than to suppose that Mr. Flower submitted a copy of his proposed re marks to the 'Governor before they started"; and that the latter, with a quiet twinkle in his eye, aimed a harmless and good-natured joke at a friend whom he knew to be too substan tial and sensible a man, too good a fellow, too little wrapped in pompous self-contemplation, to take the slightest offense? This is ingenious, if not ingenuous. Pos sibly it may be accepted by some people as credible that the New York statesmen be fore leaving for the South, submitted their famous remarks about the Lacadaemon ians to each other's revision; and that the result of Governor Hill's study on the sub ject was the production of the brilliant re mark that he had not brought his encyclo pedia along with him. But if so, the Gov ernor ought to use his influence with the Sun to say nothing about it That production of the statesman-like mind, conceived in the leisure of his library and perfected by his deliberations on his journey to Atlanta, is not calculated to arouse admiration for its brightness. It does not present the same objection to his advancement as the theory which has been stated in the late S. S. Cox's case, that no humorist can be President; for the universal judgment will be that the deliberate produc tion of that gem oi thought as a joke,(is only one in its unconscious aspect On the con trary, the American people will unanimously come to the conslusion that the man who, after weeks of thought, presents that remark as an effort of humor has no business to as pire to be President of a nation of American jokers. The theory of theSunthat Governor Hill's encyclopedia remark was a prearranged and long-considered joke, stabs the Governor in the house of his friends. M. be Lessefs will be 81 years of age on the 18th of this month. Colonel Oassius JL Goodloe, of Ken tucky, could have had the Russian mission had ho desired it, after Mr. Rice's death. Colonel Swore, who was killed by Colonel Goodloe at Lexington, Kj, last Friday, bore a striking resemblance to Colonel Robert G. Ingcrsoll, Frank R. Stockton lives at Madison, N. J. He is fond of rural lite, and his wife's tastes agree with his. Mr. Stockton will remain at his home in Madiaon until Thanksgiving Day, after which he will go to Washington. Samuel J. Randall is so ill in Washington that ho is unable to leave his bed. He has not progressed toward recovery as rapidly as his physicians thought he would. He spends his time in reading and dictating. His wife never leaves his bedside. Judqe Longworth, of Ohio, who was re cently appointed Colonel on Governor For- aker's staff, has countermanded the order for his new uniform. It would hardly pay to get it, as he would have but one opportunity to wear it, and that at the Inauguration of Governor-elect Campbell. Bib Julian Pacncefotb, British Minister it Washington, spends much of his time in driving and walking with his four daughters, Maud, Sybil, Lillian and Audrey. He is de lighted with Washington, and considers it one of the pleasantest cities in the world. Lady Pauncefote is still suffering from a severe indisposition which was caused by the stormy weather encountered during her voyage from England. It is related of Cyrus W. Field that when he owned the Mail and Express he asked his man aging editor what a certain member of the edi torial force was doinc. 'That's Mr. , our exchange editor." replied the managing editor. 'Well," said Mr. Field, frowning, "it's my opinion that be isn't worth his salt. As often as I have been in his office I've never seen him doing anything except read newspapers, and he's always got a big pile of 'em in front of him." DANGERS OF COURTSHIP. A Connectlcnt Lover Almost Asphyxiated br Coal Gas. Habtfobs, November 10. A young man named Clark Is engaged to a Durham girl, and visits her often. One evening last week two coon hunters passing the girl's home were startled by piercing shrieks. They found young Clark almost insensible and his sweet heart quite distracted with grief. The youth soon came too, however, and no questions were The next day Mr. Clark, Sr., father of the lover, drove over to the maiden's home. He had a huge wood stove in his wagon, and was evidently bent on business of some mighty im port. He drove straight to the house and in terviewed the lather of his son's fiancee. After an exchange of greetings, Mr. Clark offered to trade bis wood stove for a certain coal stove owned by the other. The bargain was made.and Mr. Clark drove back to his home with the coal stove. It is now made known that young Clark, when found by the coon hunters, was in a state bor dering upon asphyxiation from coal gas. His father, determined that the son's life should be no further endancered. if he could help it. had made the offer to trade bis big wood stove for the coal burner, which produced so much gas. The other family saw the matter in the same light, and everything Is lovely now. And now we hear that the reason for the Republican defeat in Ohio was that the Stand ard Oil Company was on the Republican side in that fight. It seems to be rather difficult to tell which party the great monopoly does favor. Injview of past experience with regard to Sen ator Payne's election, the public may not be disinclined to jump to a conclusion that tho Standard has a mortgage on both party organ izations. At all events, if the control of a Sen atorsbip is to be gained by it, we do not think that the regular Standard arguments will be deterred by party lines from working among the Democratic members of tho Legislature. T0UNG ABE LINCOLN'S ILLNESS. His Parents Summoned from London to His Bedside at Versailles. Cable dispatch to New York'World.l Paris, November 9. The TToWd correspond ent called upon Minister Lincoln to-day at the Pension Passa, Rue Mario Charlotte, at Ver sailles, where his son Abraham, more famil iarly known as "Jack," is lying very ill. Mr. Lincoln said that his boy's sickness was very sudden; He had been with him on Tuesday, and starting for London on that day had left him quite well, "On Thursday," continued the Minister. 'T received a telegram informing me that he was dangerously ilL I crossed over to jf aris at once with my wife and found him well attended by the local doctors. The illness was due to an accidental cut on the arm which developed blood poisoning with severe fever. Yesterday bis condition was very critical. In the night, however, he took an excellent turn. To-day all cause of anxiety has disappear and I shall return to London on Tuesday. Indeed, mf boy's recovery has been almost as sudden as his illness." WOLFE SUDEL. The fleaning Tower of Pisa is reported to be offered for sale. It would be an appropriate feature of the New York World's Fair project, as typifying the main quality which that enter prise has so far displayed. WISDOM FOB WOMEN. ' Mrs. Jenness Miller all bowl says that so woman should ask her dressmaker what v she ought to wear. Most righteous prophet of dress reform, you have won the sdmira- ',- tion of millions of husbands, fathers and '- other bill-footers by thai word. We repeat for the benefit of our fair readers: Do not " listen to the voice of the dressmaker, under ' any 'circumstances! The dressmaker is as shrewd as the serpent and full well she f knows how to enthral her victims. The new-dress question, over which our homes are agitated as regularly as season j- follows season, wonld lose its gigantic pro . portions if the dressmaker were not an ac complice in the conspiracy. It is the dress- ; maker who tells Seraphina that her rival, ' Angelina, has bought an evening dress that ( is a sublime combination of moonlight and v gray clouds, a dainty thing of silk and laces, I at a bargain only so many hundred dollars. And Seraphina, a Queen Bess in the pienti- tude of her wardrobe, begins to sigh for something in the way of sunlight and dew, men shall outshine the robes of the odious Angelina. Then is the dressmaker's chance. She must insinuate: she does Insinuate, and in the course of time Sera- jphicVs papa pays the bill, just as Angelina's juiusua&d paid hers. The dressmaker'? ad vice, whatever it is. is costly to a man in the fcaekgronnd always. It is the dressmaker .who sows the seed which grows into dresses innumerable and unnecessary. "Mil. Jen net Miller knows this when she savs no Chjltahan Coolet's recommendation to the railroads that they Shall make a general re duction of their passenger rates, instead of cutting rates on excursion and thousand-mile tickets, is sound sense and good policy. If the corporations could follow it, the results would be good for themselves and the public. But it is not easy for them to emancipate themselves from the superstition ot holding up rates wherever they can, and slashing them where they meet competition. The production of Hill and Campbell as the Democratic ticket for 1592 is the best reason for not pinning much faith on it These pre mature Presidents! tickets always get frost bitten. v Now the New York Herald says: "That the Grant Monument Fund is not larger, is the fault of the country at large, and not ot the metropolis, which has given -Its share." Did the country at large promise to erect a million dollar monument to General Grant if his tomb was located at Riverside? The passion of New York forputting off the fulfillment of its obliga tions on the outsiders is one of the unrivaled Idiosyncrasies of metropolitan pettiness; Pretty Wedding nt the Anstro-Hungarlan Synagogue. A brilliant marriage took place at the Austro Hungary Hebrew Church, on Grant street, yesterday. The contracting parties were Mr. A. Wolfe, of Penn avenue, and Miss Clara Nudel. The nuptials were performed by the Rev. S. S. Kohn, of Philadelphia. The quaint Hebrew ceremony,f nil of solemn and profound significance, was duly performed. During the service the bride and groom stood under a pretty canopy of cream colored satin. After the conclusion of the exercises at the synagogue, the wedding party were regaled with an elegant supper at the home of the bride, on Penn avenue, between Fourteenth and Fifteenth streets. The house was elegantly decorated. About 70 irnests were invited to the marriage. The bride received a number of elegant presents. They left for the Hast for a wedding tour. BOUGHT WHISKY AT NORTON'S. , Senator Blackburn Find It Easy to Get a Drink nt the bboreliam. Washington, November ltt Senatdr Black burn, having been asked by the editor of a Western Democratic newspaper whether liquor could be bought at vice President Morton's hotel by others than guests of the house, went into the Sboreham Cafe with the correspondent of the Western newspaper, bought and drank some good old Kentucky whisky, and then tele graphed the Western editor that, although he was not a guest of the Sboreham, he had hadno difficulty in buying a drink in its cafe. MBS. BURNETT'S LUCK. THE CRITIC. Pictures and Verne In Christmas Books Those That Are Best for the Llttio Folk Juvenile Proso' and the Romance It Rconlres Oibcr Lines of Literature Sergeant Ton, Arthur Merton and Their Opposite! The Czar Rending Kennan's Works. "O, monstrousl but one-half pennyworth of bread to this intolerable deal of sack!" Evi dently. Sir John was more thirsty than hungry. He ordered more sack than bread, because he wanted less bread and more sack. So with the Christmas picture books. There is a half pennyworth of verse to a deal of illustration. But we will not join with Prince Henry, and say an "intolerable" deal. Because this Is just what we want. All the year round we can get poetry with pictures; at Christmas time let us have pictures with poetry. V One of the first comers, heralding the army of the season's artists, is The Song of the Brook (Cassell & Co.; H. Watts 4 Co.) This is Tenny son's pretty poem, set to graceful and fitting illustration. The artist IS Wedworth Waas worth. The book is pictured in soft blacks and browns, the full page drawings being especially good. Some of the smaller sketches have, per haps, a little too much frame about them. The trees, of which there are many, are done with evident sympathy. The best ones to our taste being in the "Haunts of Coot and Herb." V Miss Elisabeth N. Little, who published a Christmas book last year, has another in a sim ilar style this year. Off the Weatherbow (White & Allen; H. Watts & Co.). is full of pictures ot the sea. Even the poetry has bits of sea weed tangled in the letters. The selec tions are for the most part of a religious turn. The verses are so well chosen that it Is a pity that they should be written out in such a "blackboard exercise" style. 'After a good deal of experience in choosing books for boys and girls, we are prepared to commend, even without qeading, any publica tion which is addressed to a juvenile constitu ency with the imprint of Roberts Bros, on its title page. The young people's books of this house are uniformly excellent having a good purpose, written in an admirable spirit, with manly boys for heroes and nice girls for heroines. Here are three volumes from the Roberts press in this week's book bundle. Kibboo Garey is by Walter Wentworth. It is the story of an expedition into the heart of Africa, Colonel Leslie and two bright boys, Bob and Ted, aged 16, and a negro servant. Nap, who had been a slave, and Jack, a dog, are the members of the company. They have all man ner of adventures with- snakes, and sand storms, and savages. The boys are captured by the Warlcks and get away again. Finally, Nap turns out to be Tibboo Garey, the lost chief of the Copper Mountain, Mr. Went worth promises a serial whicn will deal with the "dangers and horrors of the slave trade." Their Canoe Trip, by Mary P. W. Smith, Is dedicated to two boys of Roxbury, whose real adventures are related in the book. The frontispiece is a map of a part of New Hamp shire and Massachusetts showing the course of the "Black-Eyed Susan." The boys have a first-rate good time. They meet with snags and tramps, sleep In queer places, and have funny experiences which season their dinners. They see whatever is worth seeing, and remem ber what interesting things happened at all the places which have histories. They ate capital, manly young fellows; any mother may be satisfied to have her boys in such good com pany. Lit is by the author of "Miss Teosey's Mis sion." That, of itself, promises a good book; and the promise is generously fulfilled. LUJand Ken and Sylvia and the others are like the boys and girls in some of the best of Miss Yonge's books, notably in "Pillars ot the House." These young people are just what young people ought to be manly and womanly, earnest and merry, enjoying their lives and making the most of them. There is enough of a love story to add to the charm of the book without any sentimentality. Everything comes out delightfully In the end. These three books are well printed and taste fully bound. The first two are illustrated. H. Watts &. Co. have them for sale. Deb and the Duchess ( White & Allen. J. B. Weldln & Co.) is another child's book. Deb is a little fly-away of a girl, whom the maids and governesses can do nothing with. TheDuchess is the little daughter of a circus performer. Mike is the young heir to a good many broad English acres. The father of the Duchess, by way of revenge for some old injury, steals the young heir, and also, to provide a playmate for the Duchess, steals Deb. The three children are bronght together in a wretched tenement in London. Mike has to act in the circus. At last the Duchess, taking the part which her father had meant for Deb, gets hugged too tightly or somehow hurt by the dancing bear, and the story ends tragically. But the little stolen children are recovered. Ll T. Meade is the author. . Esther Bradford, aged 18, possessor of $10. in a strange country, with no friends, comes to meet us in the first chapter of Esther's Fortune (Porter'4 Coates; -J. R. Weldin A Co.). Her father has just died suddenly, and the is left alone. Dr. Maurice, who has been attending her father, introduces her to Miss Janet Lisle, a charming lady, who becomes her friend. Miss Lisle takes her to her home in England, where she has a "flower home" London flower girls, and does all manner of helpful things for other people. Esther's fine voice is cultivated. Relatives, good and not so good, are discovered. At last after various adventures and mtsad. ventures, Esther's fortune is effectually and happily made. Lucy C. Llllie has thus added another to her lengthening list of good, pleas ant, uplifting books for girls. this case is on a false trail most of the time but on the rascal. There is not so much of the adventurer, but quite as much of the rascal in the principal villain Of Admiral Porter's Arthur Merton (D.Appleton 4 Co J. R. Weldin & Co.) -Arthur Merton's father is a miserable, low-browed, despicable scoundrel. Whom he will he sends Into dungeons and whom he will he weds and makes misera ble. We have a sort of shamefaced liking for such a brilliant scamp as Belcourt, but we hate. Merton with a vigorous hatred. There are Several reprobates in this book. They get all the money, and the good fellows have their character defamed and make acquaintances with iron bars. The heavy villain business is a little overdone. Merton is just a trifle too deliberately bad. V 'The Banner Library" has for its motto, "Hang out our banners on the outward walls, the cry is still They come.' " We hope that the cry in this case is a false alarm; or at least that those that "come" will be pleasanter people to meet than My Good Friend (Worthlngton & Co., J. R. Weldin & Co.) Robert de Vernier is a susceptible youth, who spends his time falling in love and playing roulette at Monte Carlo. The story is about as highly colored as the cover. Four paper-bonnd novels are added to the International Series, which is published by Frank F. Lovell & Co. (Pittsburg: J. R. Wel din & Co.) One is Toung Mr, Alnslle's Court ship, by F. C. Philips, a well-written story with a tragical ending. Another Is Sheba, by "Rita.'' not a pleasant book. The Saute Noblesse, by George Manville Feun, is adramatlc,Somewhat stagey story, with a robbery and pretty nearly a murder in the middle of it, and many compli cations following, which, however, are happily untangiea at me eno. xne Tree oj unowieage has always proved a tree of evil fortune from the beginning. The fruit has a bitter taste to it. It U not sweetened any in O. M. Robins' story, which ends like the myth of Cnpid and Psyche. Psyche tells the secret, and Cupid puts on his yachting Suit and sails away into a fatal storm. John A. Grier, of Philadelphia, in Our Silver Coinage (John W. Lovell; J. R. Weldin 4 Co.), calls upon "the people of our common country to rally around one of our old well-tried meas-' ures of value, the silver dollar, just as we are now all glad to rally around our common flag." Mrs. S. T. Rorer, also of Philadelphia, tells us not of silver, but or sugar. Home Candy Making i Arnold & Co.) is a book of recipes. Mrs. torer says that the best wajr to keep candy is to use air-tight boxes. If the candy is made after these sensible directions the air-tight boxes will need locks on them. Lectures by the Thompson Street Poker Club (White A Allen: J. R. Weldin & Co.) will please those whom the antics of this remarkable organization have al ready lnteresieo. The Czar, they say, is reading Mr. Kennan's articles in the Century. Mr. Kennan finds one good prison In Eastern Siberia, so' he tells us in his Installment for this month, and gives it what praise he can. He has great trouble in one place to get anybody to provide horses for him. The whole town, man, woman and Child, is enthusiastically drunk. "Whit's the matter," he Says, "with everybody in this villager The whole population seems to be drunk." "They've been consecrating a now church,' - said the driver, soberly. The November Century is un commonly good, many of the articles being not only interesting but of permanent value. Jo seph Jefferson begins his autobiography in a way which promises the reader abundance of coming pleasure. Mr. Stockton's "Merry Chanter'' catches the wind in her sails and sets otit to sea, with her crew of captains. Amelia D Barr "begins a serial story. "Friend Olivia,' with the scene in Oliver Cromwell's England. Madrid" is charmingly sketched 'NEWS OM AHCISTD8 llA. Quaint Featares Called from a Journal of 1V41 A Year That Began In Btarcb, set January Early Foreign Trade The Privateers Uneven Values of Money Stavea and Other Commodities for Sale. rwBiTTZir iron TUB dispatch. The Philadelphia American Weekly Mer- cury on JanuarV 7. 1711 was in its 23d rear. From the 8x11 leaflet of Its babyhood, it had grown into a sturdy youth of four pages. The two old woodcuts which for many years had adorned the title were supplemented by a third, a larger one, quaintly portraying the harbor and city. Let us dance at a f ew of the feat ures of this ancient publication, sidelights as it were, on the history oi tne day. Turning over its flies, one is made aware that the old method of beginning the year, in March instead Of January, was still in effect, and un less the fact is borne in mind, the reader is likely to forget that the month after December was in the same year. February, 1711. Was sub sequent to June, 1741, not prior thereto. Unless the relations of the months lire clearly settled in the memory, the reader is apt td -become sadly mixed. The Spanish privateers were the greatest source of annoyance and anxiety the colonies had. These piratical craft literally swarmed from Florida to Newfoundland, and almost drove commerce from the seas. In the years 1741-2 17 vessels bound for or from Philadelphia were seized. For one port only this was a very heavy lossf but the colonists were powerless to aid themselves, and the home Govornment seemed little more able to cope with the enemy, Privateers were fitted out by the Americans, but in the main they accomplished little. Now and then, however, one or two reprisals were made, and we find two Spanish vessels, with their cargoes, advertised for sale in one in stance. In those early diys our trade appears to have been chiefly with Jamaica and Batbadoes, four or five vessels advertising every week for car goes, from which it would appear that the busi ness was profitable, notwithstanding risks of seizure by the Spanish. War with Spain had begnb in 1739, and the West Indies were the scenes of much tumultuous strife. The col onies were, of course, expected to contribute their quota of men, and we read in the Mercury that several officers arrived in Philadelphia Jn the shin Elizabeth frdm Jamaica. March 12. 1713, and the following week a call for recruits is printed in English and German. Pardon is promised all deserters who will re-enlist, and ffentlfiitiftn" ftrn nffttrprl th first MTnTnleiatnna A lift! KUMim 'centlemen" are offered tha first commission becoming Vacant if they will but join. At the same time rewards are promised for apprehen sion of fugitive Soldiers, and householdersare warned against entertaining them.. 'Street Life in with pen and pencil, old son in velasduefs Slcture leading off as frontispiece.', Brander atthews tells of the "Grolier Club.' Grolier was a lover of books and bindings several cen turies ago in France. The members of the Grolier Club are book lovers and book makers in .Hew York. The vagaries of New England transcendentalism are described in a capita ar ticle, entitled, "The 'Newness. V The late Mr. Robert Carter read this paper of reminiscences at a literary club in Rochester. The perform ances of rabid Abolitionists, the experiment at Brook Farm, where Nathaniel Hawthorne tended the pigs, the queer cranks and mono maniacs who took part in that singular move ment, partly pnuosopnicai, partly religious, paruy vegetarian, ana sxetcnea aeiic lightfully. The November Cosmopolitan is a horse num ber. She first paper, which concludes an arti cle on the French army, is illustrated with. drawings oi Detaiue's characteristic and Bplf. ited dragons and cuirassiers, splendidly mount ed. The second paper describes the stables of the Queen of England, and the complete novel, which Is now a feature of the Cosmopolitan, is 'The Dark Horse." The number is a very good one. The illustrations are well done, the little sketches of headswhich accompany the Cornell University article and the book review depart ment being especially attractive. Senator Far well discusses "Chicago's Candidacy for the World's Fair of 189a." Elizabeth Bisland.ina valuable paper, with pictures accompanying, writes on "Co-operative Housekeeping in Ten ements." This Is one in a Series of practical economic articles. Social problems are treated in a special regular department conducted by Edward Everett Hale. Mr. Hale has a good word for the associated charities of Pittsburg. "The reports of the city of Pittsburg," he says, "are a most satisfactory illustration of what can be achieved under the most difficult circum stances. SMALLEST BOOK IN THE WORLD. The biggest revenue, biggest expenditure and among the larcest surplus, are the features of the United States Treasurer's report. Who says that we are not a great nationT The remark of an esteemed cotemporary, that the snow storms of New Mexico, have caught thousands of cattle without shelter of which "many have perished. It is said, and with them a number of cowboys," gives a unique in dication of the respective priority and import ance which the financial point of view- assigns to cattle and cowboys. The opening of the Confluence and Oakland road along the beautiful upper valley of the The Authoress Thinks a Moonstone King Is Her Mascot. Some years ago a daughter of Harriet Beecher Stowe gave Mrs. Frances Hodgson Burnett a thin gold ring, set with a single moonstone (moonstones are accounted as "lucky" stones), and shortly afterward she made her first success in the field of literature, where she had formerly labored in vain. She laughingly attributes ber success to the moon stone, and since then the ring has never left her finger, and she declares never will. Determined Not to Become a Hooslcr. Leaveitwohth, Ihdm November 8. The Hon. John Benz recently bought a 4-weeks-old pig from a farmer living two miles south of the Ohio river, and placed it in a pen. In less than two hours the pig escaped, and, it was ascer tained afterward, had swam the river, bank full at the time, and was back home in advance of the boy who had delivered it to the purchaser. Keep an Eye on Campbell. From the St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Governor Hill's friends are beginning to talk about Mr. Campbell in connection with the Vice Presidency; but tbgy are mistaken if they think tbey can make a dicker of that sort with the Ohio man. His gun Is loaded for larger game. Death or Tbomns Christian. Thomas Christian, janitor of the First ward, Allegheny, school, died suddenly about 6 o'clock last- evening, it is supposed, of apoplexy. He was about 60 years of aire, and at one time was an Allegheny Park policeman, but for the plat six months hat been Janitor of the First ward school. - A "birthday book" of a new kind Is Evert Day Biography (Fowler fc Wells: J. B. Wel din & Co.). Under each day of the year are set the names of several more or less eminent people who were born on that day, each with a brief paragraph of description. The selections are often rather queer, Some of the American notables, especially, being people not very extensively known to fame. We Open at ran dom at September 3. Helnrlch Christian Schu macher, "an able Danish astronomer;" John Humphrey Noyes, "founder of the sect called Perfectionists?' Caroline A. Soule, "an emi nent American lecturer .writer and journalist," and Sarah Orne Jewett, "an Amelrican author," are the prooer people to think of on the third day of the ninth month. We are informed concerning Miss Jewett that "she has traveled extensively in Europe, Canada and the United States, and, lb addition to valuable contributions to periodicals, is author of many books." This is a fair sample page. V A capital series of practical .papers tot boys, which appeared in St. Nicholas, is now gathered into a book, under the title Heady for Business (Fowler 4 Wells: J. B. Weldin 4 Co.) These papers give just the right sort of advice in the difficult matter of choosing an occupation. Mercantile and professional life is written up in interest ing chapters. The young man who thinks he would like to be an electrical engineer, or an architect, or a builder, or a drummer, or a banker, or a chemist, or a druggist, can get good "points" out of Mr. Manson's bright and common-sense comments. Even if he aspires to be a sea captain or a city editor, he can still find good suggestions. V The occupation which Vernon Belcourt chose for the exercising of his peculiar talents is not recommended in Mr. Manson's papers. Mr. Vernon Belcourt was a professional rascal. His remarkable adventures make the latest Installment in the Inspector Byrnes Series of detective novels a good deal the most exciting ot the lot. Sergeant Von is the title. Cassell 4 Co. arethe publishers. It is for sale at Wei' din's. The writer is not Julian Hawthorne this time, but somebody "unknown." We suspect that the "unknown" has' taken half a dozen of Inspector Byrne's scamps and added them all up into the character and exploits of Mr. Vernon Belcourt Such an amazingly versatlle,accomplished, "all around" rascal never lived within the enclosure of one skin. Whether it is fooling bank presidents or beguiling learned professors, or making love to young ladies, or imposing upon princes, or es caping from dungeons, or mere common every day stealing, it makes Bmall difference to Bel court. His disguises are as many as his talents. He can be the mayor of an earthquake-stricken town or the advance agent of an' opera conn pany, and lie just as Ingeniously in one case as in the other. Sergeant Von might as well have been left out, for this story begins on the othef side from most defective stories. The interest is centered not In the pursuing officer who in' A One Hundred Fags Volume Only Half an Inch In Length. From the Fall Mall Qaf ette. I Considerable Interest seems to have been taken in our recent article on "The Smallest Book In the World." We now proceed, there fore, to describe a much greater (no, a much less) curio than any of those hitherto men tioned. For indication of its whereabouts we are indebted to Mr. Axon, M. R. S. a, of Man chester, ana for courteous permission minutely to examine it to Mr. John Plant, F. G. S., the accomplished curator of the Salford Royal Borough Library and Museum. The work in question which differs from the rest in the essential point that while, like them, de jure a book, it is also de facto a manuscript consists of 1U0 leaves of the finest rice paper, octagonal in shape, and measuring from side to side one half Inch, stitched together and covered in silt. Nothing can exceed the lightness, deli cacy and softness of the material or the neat ness of the penmanship. This dainty little morsel of caligraphy, which at the first glance precisely resembles, in its glass prison, a very tiny butterfly of some uncommon kind, is very probably unique in the Western world. How it escaped Imminent destrnction Is not the least wonderful feature of its history, for itwaSlootedatGhanzl,in India, by a private soldier during the mutiny but it has been safe in Mr. Plant's possession for many years. The work bae not been translated, but is officially defined, on the authority of an Indian scholar, to be an example of the "Katbas, or Sacred Recitations of (the) Mahrattas Brahmans," and it Is written, without blot or alteration. In the Mahrattas character In glossy black ink, with a Driiuant margin of vermilion to every page, which is also numbered. Possibly the acme of Biblical minuteness is reached in this beautiful little work of art. which, for the pres ent, at any rate, may claim to be "the smallest book" as well as "the least collective manu script in the world." In glancing idly over the pages of this paper the eye catches such "news" as this; A long article, printed by request, upon the resurrec tion of the body, taking np nearly all the space devoted td reading matter; a comet seen in Philadelphia on March 4, 1741-42, and visible a few days later in New York; Saturday, April 24. 1742, Thomas Smith and Thomas Skinner, standing under a shed on Society Hill, were struck by lightning, and the former Instantly killed; in April, 1742, two very large whales were washed ashore at Cape May, hearing harpoon wounds, and were held for aemahd of owners. Prior to the Revolution Pennsylvania was un der the control of a Gbverridr appointed by thd Proprietaries with the approval of the Crown. who, in concert with the single house of the Assembly, exercised the government. As may be supposed, the Assemblymen and the foreign Governor did nor always concord In their views, and the differences between them were often serious, Governor Thomas In particular had an unusually thorny path to follow, and the dislike for him was so strong that it could not be restrained, A matter trifling in itself brought affairs to a tapis. The Immigration qdestlon was already a much discussed one, and the members of the Legislature were, al most to a man. Opposed to the landing of Ger man and Irish redemptioners. Thomas, bn the Contrary, was earnestly In favor of the acces sions, even though the newcomers were little more than slaves. Difficulties culminated when about January 21, 1741, the Governor sent a message to the House calling their attention to the necessity of providing a proper hospital for sick Immigrants. The Assembly was evi dently far from pleased with the suggestions, for it answered immediately td the effect that as the Governor had applied the State funds to other purposes, there was no money available for such uncalled-for ends as he proposed. There were renewed charges against him, however, and, as the House shut oft .reply by adjourning on thd 17tb, sine die, the Governor did not have a chance to defend his actions I until Thursday, May ,20. when he answers the charges at length, claiming that his is the Cor rect position, and has the commendation of the King. To still further strengthen his asser tions, the next ship brings reply from the Pro prietaries to an appeal made by the Assembly on October 22, preceding, in which the Gover nor's removal is petitioned for. The Penns not only decline to accede to this request, but approve of Thomas' course so strongly that the Assembly was evidently badly stunned by the untoward response. Nothing more is heard from them until three months litter, when, in a much more submissive spirit, they ask the Governor whether he will not agree to consider the business in hand, to which be Consents. Much inconvenience was felt In the olden times on account of the dissimilarity in the money standard in different localities. A coin had one value in Maryland, another in this State and a third in New York. Pennies were a drug on the market, and could scarcely be gotten rid of at Any price. One enterprising shopman advertises on January 21, 1741, that he will take 3 out of 20, or in proportion in more or less sums in pennies at the old rate for pres ent pay. A few months later the merchants of Philadelphia convened and united upon a stand ard by which all foreign moneys were rated. Among the signers to the agreement we note such names as Joseph Sims, Richard Nixon, Joseph ana Edward Shipped and Charles Will ing. To close the volume before us without noticing the advertisements, would be to over look what is possibly the most Interesting feat ure of all; for instance: f-pO BE SOLD BY DEBOKAH CONNOLT AT I tlifejuritet street wuarr a very iixeiy negro woman; lit for either city or country business; she has a young child about 15 months old, which will also be sold with her. The following announcement of an old time merchant U rather long, but it Is so quaint that It is well worth insertion here. It will reach a hundred-fold mote readers than it did in the Mercury, but no matter, the advertisement will be gratuitous: Lately imported from London and Bristol, and to be sold by Samuel 2(eave at bis store, fronting Flshbonrn's wharf in Water street, the following goodf: Fine dnfalls, broadcloth. German sarres, dnroys, shalloons, silk and nalrtaffiblets, flower'd damasks, strlp'd and plain callimancoes, men and women's hose, felt and castor hats, women's shammy rloves, mnslin. eambrleks, broad lawns, garllx, check linen, calicoes, firnr'd fustians, Bartering pretties, Manchester and JJolland tapes, oDblns, thread cottom ferret and sllx laces, fer retts and ribbons, handkerchiefs. Nunn'B thread, eaten and fringes, fine green tea, and London double refined sugar, tea kettles and pots, brass and Iron candlesticks, brass scales and brass coat and breast buttons, pewter plates, dishes, basins and water plates, cinnamon, nutmeggs, cloves and mace, barr lead and ahott, sad irons, frying Good! Lkeratare la Akaadaaee h Teeter day's MFage Dispatch. There was a great deal of it, and it was all good. In fact, it is doubtful whether a greater quantity of entertaining and instructive read ing matter thad The Dispatch of yesterday contained was ever printed In a single issue of any newspaper. Of the ISO columns in this mammoth number 120 columns, equivalent to 15 pages, were devoted to news and literary articles. The list ot contributors included many names of authors of world-wide reputa tion. Each of the great triple numbers of the dispatch is a library of useful informa tion In Itself. r. Tne W. C. T. U. convention had an animated discussion over the question whether or not Vice President Morton's Washington apart ment house has a bar. Some of the delegates became quite excited. St. John made a speech. Stating positively that a liquor license had been issued for the building in question. Expert testimony was given on the stand in the Cronih case, and fresh clews tending to establish the euilt ot the accused were f oundi Judge Thur inan ascribes the Democratic victory in Ohio to the tariff reform agitation. A great gathering ot the Catholic clergy is reported from Balti more where the centennial of the cherch IS being1 celebrated. At Newark, N. J., three pretty' girls cowhided a man who claimed to have been their protector. Briee is believed to be the coming Democratic Seri Atef from Ohio. Colonel Goodloe, who was shot by Colonel Swope, it Lexington, Hy- is still alive, though In a critical condition. A New York correspondent had a long interview with a frlendjOf Mayor Burke, ex-Treasurer of Louisiana, explaining th e reason for that gentle man's sudden return from England. Super Intendant Porter has made his preliminary re port on the census work of 1891 At Bismarck's Instance it has been decided hot tb formally recognize the present Bulgarian Government The Chancellor is making eO ahdes td strengthen the position of Germany. Lord Mayor's Day in London was celebrated with imposing ceremonies. Other interesting news and gossip was contained In the cable dis patches. ii. Lafayette Hall was crowded at the meeting of Pittsburg Anarchists. The oratory was of the usual incendiary order. Duff City, near Sewlckley, is experiencing a boom and an oil excitement Local delegates left td attend thd Catholic Congress in Baltimore. The Pan- Americans bade farewell td the city. Lee, thd slayer Of Natcher, was sentenced to the Pent tentlary for 12 years. A letter received from Chicago contained interesting information re garding the troubles in the W. C. T. U. Nation al Convention. Mayor McCalllri U said to be a stockholder in the new baseball Brotherhood. Sunol,. the California trotter, beat Axtell's record, making a mile in 2d0)$. Pringle'a review and the usual newsj1 batch of sporting matter filled theslxtfi page. in. Parts second and third contained, id addition' to the regular departments, special articles on a wide variety of subjects. The continuation of Prof. Beers' "Joshua?.' PhiliD Braggalan's ridVeiettef "The Case of Moit Barrios." and Ernest H. Helnricbs' tale of "The King's Bar ber" were among the choice fiction. A number of noted authors told the history of their nomd de plume. Bfenan sketched scenes in Pittsburg courts, describing the manner in which oaths are administered and the be havior of witnesses in General; "The' Riff- pickers of Paris" formed the subject of Mrs-t frana: jjesne's entertaining paper. Grace Greenwood wrote oi a wonderful process of preserving the dead forever. F. & Bassett con tributed a rdost entertaining paper on "Songs' of the Sea." "Society in .tie East" was a theme which 'Bumbaio" made Interest ing. Gambling and intemperance in Asia were discussed by Frank G. Carpenter. The charity fairs of London were described by the daughter of Sir Horrel Mackenzie. '"Sweetbrlir" told how begging letters are treated by millionaires. "Breaking Bronchos,'' by Will C. FemL "Saved by Suitani," by" Charles Fayer "Falr xypewriters,"Dyj.L. Ford, and "Where Art is Born;" by Gerald E. Flanagan,- were other bulIOUS COJTDMSAIIOM- - A big horned owl perches nightly, la the trees near the Norwich, Conn., ity hilt Sight thousand pounds of lead ore in one chunk were taken from the De Graff mine at ZIncite. Mo., the other day. -John J. Znille, a noted anti-sIaTerr. !.'!,M,i5fnJ91?laTe W their, to erty, is sail living in New Tork Citr.' - ' J. L. Crane, of Saticoy, Cal., has raised a pumpkin that weighs 237 pounds and meas ures e feet 10 inches in circumference; A bear encountered a locomotive on tha 5a,c?eLCold PrfhCFa. He refused to yieia wa nsus oi way and was killed. Ha weighed 390 pounds. . A "B?lijJcent golden owlwascanght J&'iEl? Vl Psclflc Methodist College at Santa Rosa, CaL, recently. The janitor in tends to keep it for exhibition. ii"" Alive lobster, half red and half" green, the dividing color line running lengthwise his whole body, ls.hdw on exhibition in Portland, Me. Fishermen say that specimens like this are yery rare. William Neal, in Crawford county, IndU stole a chicken valued at 20 cents and 'was sentenced to prison for one yean Tayl or Bayles was found guilty of attempted murder and re -carved the same seatedee. "" Paris, Ky., Hunters drove into a nolid leg a peculiar looking animal, and thehknled It. It as ft creature that none in that region knew the name of. It resembles a catamount but is thought not to be one. "i'' The expression that a man feels flat hits the ease of James Jordan, of Newhnre. He 5iKdiwl1?i2!,cli J6nn 8tok,and when lie finally pitched in he got Sochi pedndlne that he had to be carried off In an ambulanceT There is one Democratic postmaster ia Pennsylvania who contemplates a possible re moval with complete satisfaction. Tho receipts of his office have been H 68, while the expenses have aggregated tS 72, leaving him tl 01 out ot .. pocket; Old Jimmy CransEatfi who resides In i lonely and tbinly-beopled district in Lags' county. Cat, has what he terms a 'varmint farm." and makes his living by raising foacesj coons, skunks, coyotes and other fur-bearing animals. t Peter Skiff, a vetefail htiater ol 2To'rta BTeht, Conn., recently shot a wildcat five feet long that weighed 40 pounds. It was the big gest wildcat that has been Shdt in the State. Skiff killed the animal in the air as It was springing at hinfc A Rnssiart paper notes' the terininalidd recently of a law suit beghh in 149Q, or ' &? centuries sgd. The litigation was over a 40-acreT -tract of uncultivated laiid, has been hiiided ' down through numberless gederatiohs; and curiously enough has been finally settled by peaceful arbitration. Peter Laing; who has probably only one senior in years lri this country and who ii certainly the most remarkable centenarian id Great Britain, was the other' day admitted in his native town of Elgin a member of the local lodge of Odd Fellows. The origin of tie word "hurrah" has for some time been a theme of discussion ia the press; A writer in an English journal ex presses the convlctianthat It is. nothing bui an enlarged form, of hurr (signifying a rapid movement), and is of purely Teutonic origin.'' Also, that tho word -hurry" is Its Anglicized ' form. The' famous Leaning Tower of Pisa nss has! been put up for sale by lottery. The md nicipaiity of Pisa, having become greatly" straite'ned for money on account of expensive' improvements, offers the tower for sale id Order to prevent the Town Hall from being Seized, and has adopted the method of a low tery so as to get the highest price possible. As as instance of the quick way is which some things are done nowadays, it IS told that In a late divorce trial in Maine, at the nu ment when the judge was decreeing the di vorce; tho clerk held In his hand a telegram from the libelee asking to be informed as soon as her husband obtained his divorce, as she and another man were waiting to be married as soon as it could legally be done. Th6 family of William Beytndur, oi Bumside, BL, bad been annoyed for many weeks by stringe noises, and suspected that some noxious animal was in the house. The other night they discovered the intruder in tho excellent papers. There were also Many choice"! shape ol a.huge rattlesnake which had bee selections, both in poetry and prose, asd cos-- I aronseel to inry by a cat. There was intense tributions front thd peal bf tOrf. Gedf re l "dtemrat, esMeJally 'tl!Je,'i Hodges, Clara Belie, H. W. KtopSell, "A Clergyman;" Bessie Bramble." Willie KenVon and others. HANCOCK'S NEGLECTED SEATK. The Tomb of the GetuAnrsj Here) tTseared For and TJnadernedi From the Philadelphia Record,.! The pilgrim who jouineys td thaMontgoMefy Cemetery, at Norrlstdwn, to 36 reference to the tomb of General HahCock is hot apt id bear away with him the most agreeable Im pression. If. he be a stranger he eaters the little' city of the dead with exalted ideas of s tower ing monument 6 1 imposing mausoleum, erected over the dead soldier's remains, fie will carry away a picture bf a deserted and neglected vault in a solitary corder of the graveyard, with not a word bra token or a bit of marble to tell that a national hero lies entombed within. Only a few months before his death General Hancock chose his own testing plica. It was in the eastern corner of the cemetery, far re moved from all other graves, and directly be side the grim and gloomy receiving vault When he died he was laid to rest amid great pomp and ceremony. A monument was imme diately proposed, and the subscription list started the rounds. The mound surrounding the vault was well sodded, and the surround ings made neat and attractive. Now, however, the place presents a Shabby appearance. The grassy mound that was once smooth and even is punctured with deep holes. The grass has ceased to grow within a foot of the roadbed, thus exposing a long strip of bare earth, above which the sod is ragged and unkempt. The general air of neglect makes the hero's grave a picture of desolation. household, tmtll-tko reptile wae dlapatcaea. . The agent of a Berlin concern has bee ' arrested St Lockpdrt N. X; charted Wit hiving sett postal cards to a flrta In that' city; in which he dunned them for, a small bill and after their names wrote the letters "D- B." Dunning by postal card is a penal offense under a law passed on June 13, IBS), and this being the first case to be tried under it the result will be awaited with Interest in legal circles. If there is one commodity more neces sary than another It Is a coifln. This inevitable conclusion of a man's career has, of course, run tho price of a funeral and fixtures up ta exorbitant figures. Newark, N. J-, has filled a long-felt want by organizing a coffin club, mem bers of which contributing $Bi M the install meat plan are able to buy a coffin and Incidental services for something like a living price. Of course the rosewood and nickel-plated profes sion Is aroused and is trying to arrest .the club organizers, but public sentiment that buys watches, pianos and kitchen stoves , on this AH InrOLtJNTART THEFf. Hovr a Young Man Picked a Pocket and , Never Knew It. From the Providence Journal. A curious story is told of a robbery which oc curred on a Broad street car last ovenine. Dr. A. O. Bobbins was relieved of a costly gold watch and chain on the rear platform of a car on Broad street. There were five persons on the platform Dr. Robbins, Deputy Chief of Police Brown, the conductor and two others. The watch was not missed until the doctor entered a watchmaker's to have his time' place set The police were notified, and a description of the watch left with them. It was of gold, made by Brelt ling Snlderich at Loch, Switzerland, for Dr. Bobbins when he was traveling abroad, 80 years ago, and cost $360. In answer to a care fully worded advertisement in the Bulletin, Dr. Bobbins succeeded in meeting the young man who had stood opposite the Deputy Chief of Police on th e car platform. The young man had unconsciously taken the watch; from the doctor, and from him the doctor recovered it When the doctor boarded the car between the Deputy Chief and the yonng man his watch chain caught and took a turn around a button on the young man's coat The watch was dragged from its place in the doctor's pocket without disturbing its owner. The young man discovered it dangling there after .the doctor had left the car, and was a good deal surprised, After some consideration he decided it wonld not be wise to ask for a claimant for a valuable watch among an indiscriminate company of people, so he pocketed the timepiece and ad vertised for the owner. Two Millions Thrown At-ray. From the Chicago Times. 3 Prince Hatzfeldt cbst Papa Huntington $2,- nuiii. chest locks. 4. B. 8. ID ana zo nennv nails. large and small looking glasses, gilt and vellum pocketbooks, needles and pinns, men and women's horsewhips, awl blades and ticks, va riety or xaDie Knives ana lorjtB. puexct Knives ana flihlnff lines and rods, tobacco boxes and innfl boxes, ivory and borne combs, buckles and spurs, wire pipes coffee mills syths, spectacles, hair bines, buckram, white and blue oznabrlggs, forks, spring knives ana peunknives, wooll cards. lines ana roas, tooacco ooxes ana iuuii httgabaggs with small wares, etc Joseph Sims advertises a stock of similarly assorted goods, and, in addition, "A Likely Parrol nt Nfim-o Bora and Girls." Will our descendants ISO years hence, resur rect the files of our papers for the yearlSS9, and enjoy perusing our news, and the then quaintly worded announcements of the Post master General's store, the fair sex wondering what sort of cloth cballls, satines andglorldsa were, while the men smile as they read of our mall facilities, fast vessels and Keely motorsT . QUAKES. Philadelphia, November 9, 18S9. GOSSIP ABOUT THE CAMEEONS. Their Winter's "feutertnlnlng to be Quiet Be cause of Their Mourning, rspiciii tiliqkjIm To ran dispItch.i Washington, November 10. A local paper has the following to-day in regard to the family ot Senator Caineton: Senator and Mrs. Cameron have just come to town, and the quaint cream-colored house, where the Senator has lived so long( is assuming its wonted air of hospitality. Mrs. Cameron is in mourning for her father, so tnat the winter's entertaining will 6e of a quiet nature. Th seclu sion from gaiety will be partially broken by the festivities attending the debntof the youngest of Senator Cameron's five daughters. Miss Baehel, which will occur some time during the season. She has not yet reached the city, but is expected to arrive in the near future. A debutante dinner will be the initial entertainment. At this a lew Of her most intLnate friends will be the guests. Miss Cameron will be one ot the most attractive belies of th season. She is very, pretty, and in addition to that has received the thorough educa tion for which the Cameron girls have always been noted, and la as bright and accomplished as a girl may wise to oe duo is graceful, idu nas very Sweet and winning manners, .which will Insure her popularity. IBlss Marv Cameronwill make flitting visits to Washington during the winter. OOdie cold cash, which It W.0W.W0 01 Mere XFiSW3&tS 'than he is worth., .- .-,". - v '";, ;- IHarrMnrg, ofwMca she n Use head. TI-STAT TUIFLES. George Jennings, of New Portage, Om was fishing In Wolf Creek and had seta line and went further up the stream. When he re turned he found a duck had swallowed the minnow and swam away with the pole and line. He followed It up and captured 14 ThlsiJ a new way to get ducks. Seveeal weeks ago Henry Yaggi, son of Chris Yaggi, of Knox township, Stark county; 0., swallowed a collar button. It lodged in the inngs, and from spasms which resulted several times it was thought the boy would die. Phy sicians demanded an operation, but the boy's father refused. While in onsof his conghlng Spasms the .father struck the boy a stunning blow between the shoulders. The button was thrown from the lungs, and he almost fainted from joy. ilRS.HAEDHitf, bf London, 0., has sent a rooster by express to Governor-elect Campbell. The peculiar circumstance which Induced her to send the pet fowl to Mr. Campbell was that she had given it the name 6f James Campbell long before thd State Convention and before she ever heard that name. Being a great friend td the Democrats, she thought it appropriate to send it to the Governor as his hamesake. Xxi tb the spot by a dream, Frank Stout, ot Catasanqua, recovered the body of his friend, Wilha'm Kennedy, who was swept over' ft dasi and drowned a few days before. A Wheeling youth died his auburn' Mus tache. He must have got hold of the wrong bottle, for the hair on his ilp turned a rich sea green. He is bow sffloethly shaven. ti-ebBsfe dtivx, of Leach's Flat, Fa., routed a rabbit oat ot a fallow on hli place the bthet day, intending to Are at it after it had run a short distance. Just as he was about to pall the trigger an enormous hawk darted down, capturing the rabbit and attempted to rise. The rabbit sqdealed and struggled to free itself, while the hawk tightened. Its claws and got a good held. When the, hawk had got about IS feet from the groand with Its prey Mr. Govd baaffed away at it It dropped llxo a Stone and died in. a moment The rabbit was dead, too, although none of the she had hit It TAMAHAC. creek feat tafefc Carlton J. Brown's farm, sear ScraBtes. Several tisaes during October Fanner Brews had sees ah otter, a mink tM a muskrat fceepiec one aa otbereoispaeyK the beaks of tteKreaM. Three times he has seea these rtsyfatj tssaer around a stssfi, he iays, and M wea't pttK ids boys to trap er sheet taessk 'They wy life ia their way as stack MUttsis om," Said JWar1 ra UK , "a4 1 like e see thorn a mlaSiiiHj -had fctiaMt- M (Mi -JFT ' plan will see nothing monstrous in the eofin scheme. A "French papef gives i fiacinatin i ad count of a newly-discovered .Mower; of which rumors have from time td thSe reached the) ears of floriculturists. It ii called the snow" flower, and it is said to hate been discovered by Count AnthoskoS In the most northern por tion of Siberia, where the ground is continu ously covered with frost This weederf nl ob ject shoots forth from the frozen sail only on the first day of eacn succeeding year. It shin ea but f era single day, and then resolves, to,, ita original elements. The leaves see three in number, and each about three inches la . diameter. They are developed only os .ta--, aideot the stem toward the north. as&'feaeH' . seems covered with mlcToecopia uijutaai -5 snow. fasciks dif jrtrttirif max. It was a butcher who remarked tht fin quarters were less than the whole. Life. , ' Jit. Cambridge Miss Lakeside, hare yen ever read "Looking Backward?" iliss Lakeside Noi I tried to once, bat It gave, me a crick in the heck. Life. ' ' Fond llothei You should remember, niy child the little birds la their nestaacree. ., Johnny But every once in a While one of 'em I falls out I'm that one. Munsey't Weekly. ;. An Autumnal Proposal. He (as ttey.'i.. stand on tne Daieony-ii is very enat and very dreary without Is itnotf Bne-wiinonswink- K- iie tinspireaj ion. narpcr'i mwr, r;- -.. -i .vri 1. it.i I ? .tm. Mr ijyer -xnose snoes isn x goner yi' llhl. k. . uV ... lfL.Ml.ht .M 1. 1M " S1 Hr.B. t want another pair justlike 'em. Nets - knew boys' shoes to wear so long in my uft.-" Time. Irate Politician Look here, ysi pals-" llihed a lie about me this momlng-an lnlkmeW' lie. I won't stand It. Serene Edltor-'But lust think where fod would be If we were io publish .the troth about you.. Xtrrt Hants express. A vnTincr mari xrrHam in tu tnnntrtn9 hnw . .i 4i. .-.. , ;.v.- tl ter. Atfe think no young man who wants to learnt .....lav .tia tmmhmi. Is. t. if. wnv. bIK. ni. - master, and a stern, unyielding master he should be, too.-rero Biftirtgt. Poet Uaa voxt teli ae the eanie of taeee pains I have in the legs? Doctor Slay 1 ask where yoa liver Poet In the aide room, sir. Doctor-Then the pains are room attic, i iv dt iarsV ple&te.-i'fae Xork Ban. Kirby 6teae-i dWt Jee ydS it tie ealV. whets; yott nsed td- take lunch with the boys, xounglove. roungldve-tfo, 1 ant eating very light lunches how. 1 sit oa a high stool aHd chew sndwlch. Klrby Stone BeraoBSHlaKj ehV Tounzlove Yes, lam saving np enough td py for the present my wife Is going to five me next wnruiBiw. .trames. Two CoBMliaioBS. Customer Is Bub-' note's HheamaM Jiesiedy good for acute rheu matism tae resait ora eoldr Drag Clerk-I-I don't know. I'll See. (Wnlitf persto proprietor. Save we Balraose'i Bhea-s ' matte Bemedyf Proprletor-ifo; only Bullflnehe'a. '.-'. . Clerk (to enstotnetHNoj riot halfstf good as Xnllt&i.-urper'iSdiar: ' je xosamy. i hear yon got a thras. $ ing in seaoei to-day. ..... 3; mmmj-iH, at, tne leacnerwnigpei. mo, u- hdUtetUacsvOld and weak that it didn't hart awca. Jtosfcer-lHdlidSirTT . . , TWMajos.Tei 1 bawled id tea haasd t te next block. . j- . ill HiraMfHBQUIU., Afc.l "-- .- . .4.1- ; i "-i-ijiiiat so suu vaf.tf3 1 SBBw i fVgVS I M M ALFXa