fc I I I J ti V r ft B$afci ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, IMS. Vol.44. o.S3. Entered at Pittsburg Postofflce, November 14, 18S7, as second-class matter. Business Offlce--97and99 Fifth Avenue. News Booms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. Eastern Advertising Office, ltoom 46, Tribune Building, cwYort. ATeraire net circulation of the dally edition of The DiBrATCH for six months ending October a, 1SS9, as sworn to before City Controller, 30,128 Copies per Issue. ATeraire net circulation ofthe Sunday edition of The Dispatch for fire months ending October 3. 1SS4 53,477 (Topics per lsue. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. rOETAGE FREE !. THE TOTTED STATES. PAILT Dispatch, One Year 8 CO Daily IMSPATcn, Per Quarter 2 00 DAU.T Dispatch. One Month - Daily Dispatch. Including fcnnday, lycar. 10 00 Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday.Sm'th. 2 so Dailt Dispatch, including Sunday, 1 month 90 bUKDAT Dispatch, Oneear 250 A eeklt DisrATCU, Onelear 125 The Daily dispatch Is delivered bT carriers at lEcentsperweel, or Including Sunday edition, at 20 cents per week. P1TTSBUKG. THURSDAY. NOV. 7, 1SS9. FITTSBUBG AND HEE QUESTS. Pittsburg Yesterday welcomed its visitors from the nations of America, in a variety of ways. The columns of the city newspapers; the official greeting of the committee which met the guests before they reached the city; the crowds which gathered at the depot when the delegates arrived; and finally the reception at which the leaders of society and business greeted our visitors, were each in their war expressions of the general welcome which the city extends to the assembled representatives of the "Western Hemisphere. Prpbably both popular gatherings and formal receptions are by this time somewhat familiar to oar visitors; and to make the visit a leading part of their memories of the trip, we must rely on features of their enter tainment which are unique and fresh. .Fortunately in our picturesque and impressive, as well as utilitarian, collection of glowing mills, fiery fnrnaces and flaming gas escapes, we can show them sights which will afford a striking contrast to those they have seen, either in the East or West. If within the next two days, our visitors can gain a thorough conception of our indus trial capabilities, as well as of our novel features, the effort for their entertainment will be fully repaid. Beyond that, it is the fact that the wel come and the desire to entertain are born of the community of interest and the desire for unity among tne American Republics, which is the universal sentiment of Pitts burg. It is not alone the desire for an ex tension of the opportunities for money making. The community of feeling grow in? out of sentimentality in political inde pendence from Old World rule, extends to the commercial interest. The unity with which European domination is abjured in cludes also the mutual reliance to be secured by the interchange of products and the union of commercial enterprises. With these views, Pittsburg devotes her self to the entertainment of the nation's guests, in the hope that what they see here will not only interest them, but will prove conducive to the great purposes for which they have come to the United States. t CHANCES F0S OUR UHXI0KAIBES. . One of the most striking indications that the public spirit of Pittsburg is rising to something in due proportion to her indus trial greatness is the manner in which our wealthiest citizens are developing the ten dency to come lorward with gifts ol the most generous character for the public benefit. When the late William Thaw died the fear was expressed that Pittsburg might not find a successor to his broad and catholic gener osity; but the gratifying fact seems likely to be developed that his example will be no less powerful after his death than while he was living. Mrs. Schenley's magnificent donations ot land, and her readiness to do something in aid of the Exposition; Mr. Carnegie's long-pending offer of a free libra ry, and the effort by which the Exposition Society was put in working order are differ ent examples of the sort named. There are numerous other citizens ot large wealth, and numerous other ways in which their money can be made to benefit Pittsburg. What better monuments can our millionaires raise for themselves than gifts like these, which will at once perpetuate their memory and benefit the city where their wealth was gained? THE PABI8 EXPOSITION. The Paris Exposition closed yesterday. In every respect it has been a success, artistically, financially and politically. We say politically, because beyond a doubt the interest taken in the Exposition by Frenchmen, and more especially by the Parisians, did a great deal to dull the edge of the popular enthusiasm for General Bonlanger. Indeed had not the attention of the effervescent populace ot Paris been diverted from the dazzling schemes of "le brav' Gene-al" by the great exhibition, there is no telling but that France might have been now in the throes of a bloody revolu tion. The picture of Prance after the Ex position is far more agreeable to the friends of the Republic than that presented in the early days of this year. If. is not easy to compute the greatness of the advantages which have accrued to Prance through her Exposition. The shop keepers of Paris, the railroads, the hotels, and almost everyone in that gay capital Have harvested great gains from the millions of foreigners whom the Exposition attracted. The industries of the land have also received immense benefits from their exploitation, and in innumerable ways Prance, as a whole, has been strengthened, enriched and cheered by the great undertaking's success. We ourselves have seen the same results on a much smaller scale come to Pittsburg from her Exposition, and still Pittsburgers will do well to study carefully the reasons for the stupendous success of the Parisian enterprise. They will find foremost among the causes the unanimous enthusiasm and devotion of the whole French nation, Gov ernment and governed, in the cause of the Exposition. Every Frenchman tried his hardest to help the Exposition, even if he could do no more than cheer for it. That is the kind of spirit we want here. That is the sort of support the World's Fair no matter where held ought to receive from this nation in 1892. THE ANARCHISTIC EFF0BT. The Anarchist importations' from foreign lands appear to be making an especial effort to disseminate their doctrines of revolution for revolution's sake in Pittsburg. They could hardly find more unpromising ground for their effort. The workingmen of Pitts burg are thoroughly informed of the fact that they are free men; that they can share in the acquirement of the property which they help to create, and that they regulate their own wages. Being fully aware of their rights and duties, as citizens of a free government by law, they will pay little heed to fanatics who tell them they are slaves and incite them to revolt and destroy the prosperity which they now enjoy. As long as the Anarchists restrict themselves to words they can do little harm. If they proceed to arson and riot, they will be promptly and severely suppressed. WITH AND WITHOUT PATBOHaGE. The ingenious people who deem it incum bent upon them to find the true reason for everything, will be sure to discover half a dozen separate and conflicting ones for the Republican set-back in so many States on Tuesday. Of course, the first thing to do is to refer the results to the national adminis tration. That is a convenient habit It saves thinking. Accordingly, the country will be told with equal gravity to-day that the Democrats gained: (1) Because Presi dent Harrison and his Cabinet have not lived up sufficiently close to their personal and platform civil service pledges; (2) be cause they had too much recant for civil service ideas, and did not turn the Demo crats out of office with the promptness which a holy consideration of the eagerness of Re publican applicants should have inspired; (3) because Corporal Tanner was discharged from the Pensions oflice; (4) because Cor poral Tanner was not discharged soon enough; (5) because the President does not rely on his own convictions sufficiently, but consults the wishes of the leaders of the party, in respect to patronage too much; (6) because the President is not subservient enough to tie leaders. And so the wise comments will run, ad infinitum. It needs bnt little reflection to realize that any snch attempt to sum up the vote of Tuesday, and to lay it upon the shoulders of the national administration is to greatly exaggerate what at most was but one factor among many. There were loeal elements in the different States which were powerfully active, and which had little or no reference to anything which arose at Washington. That the question of Federal patronage and the manner in which it has been handled may have produced dissatisfaction is very likely the case; but the conflicting character of the complaints shows that any course the President might have pursued would have produced dissatisfaction. The truth is that the Republican success of last year, in connection with the reverses of this year, show, if anything, that the party is stronger without patronage than with it. THE CANAL AND ITS DIFFICULTIES. In an article reviewing, in a more favor able spirit than most of the Philadelphia papers have shown, the status of the Erie and Pittsburg canal scheme, the Press of that city points out three difficulties which have to be overcome before the project can succeed. The first is the legal difficulty in terposed in the purchase of the canal bed by the Pennsylvania Company; the next is the practical difficulty as to whether water can be obtained for the higher levels; and the third is the financial difficulty of the cost and the delays which are necessary before Congress can be induced to take hold of the scheme. The first two points have an easy solution. The right of eminent domain can secure the land necessary for the canal in whatever hands it may be held; and the reports of Messrs. Moody and Roberts show that the supply of water is only limited by the ques tion of cost in constrncting feeders. The question of the money necessary, and of in ducing Congress to undertake the work is the one great difficulty. We think that everyone appreciates that, and understands that to that work the united effort of all Western Pennsylvania must be directed. A very important fact is stated by the Press in the remark. "Perhaps one of the greatest mistakes our Western friends made was when they declined a quarter of a cen tury ago to accept Colonel Milnor Roberts' suggestion to enlarge the old Erie Exten sion Canal and render it available for the very purposes for which the proposed canal is designed." The force of this statement is indisputable. If the canal had been pre served and enlarged in accordance with the far-sighted proposition of Colonel Roberts Pittsburg would to-day have had a popula tion of nearly a million, and Western Pennsylvania would have contained a fifty per cent greater total of industry. But the knowledge of the great mistake that was committed should only arouse Western Penn sylvania to the necessity of lemedying the error, and the perception that the loss can be made good. This is a matter in which the entire pub lic is interested, and all citizens should work together with the determination that the canal shall be brought into existence in the near future. EMITTS DOUBTFUL FATE. The report that Dr. Peters, the leader of the German Emin Relief Expedition, has been killed while not far inland from the Zanzibar coast, will add to the interest with regard to the appearance of Stanley, and will heighten the general anxiety to learn whether it is the case that Stanley has Emin with him, or that Emin was cap- i tured by the Soudanese and has not been recovered. In all the reports, with one exception, that have come from East Africa concern ing Stanley's approach, there has been a practical agreement that Emin and Stanley were returning in company. The exception was furnished by the letter from Stanley, published the other day, which stated that on his return to Wadelai from the Congo he found the Equatorial Province nearly conquered by the Mahdists, and Emin and his companions missing and presumably prisoners. The further statement that alter waiting to hear from them he concluded to march for the East coast would lead to the conclusion that the reports of Emin's re turn with Stanley were wholly erroneous. On the other hand the hope that Emin may be with Stanley is founded on the possi bility that he may have rejoined the march to the coast after Stanley's letter was writ ten, the date of which is not published. This is a rather insufficient basis for hope, however, more especially since the facts re ported by Stanley's letter, agree pretty nearly with the 'story sent into the British lines by Osman Digma nearly a year ago, of the defeat of Emin at Lodo and his subse quent capture. The weight of testimony, until the contrary is proved by more indis putable news than can generally be obtained from the interior of Africa, is to the effect that Emin is a prisoner, if not slain. The whole world will, of course, join in the hope that Emin is with Stanley and that both will reach the coast without peril from the bellicose Sorrali, or Masai. Such a result of Stanley's last great march would go far toward compensating for the disasters which have overthrown civilization along the entire line of the Kile. Iowa and Allegheny, though Republican strongholds, both elect Democratic candi dates from soeclal reasons. The moral of each election is written so plainly in the returns that he who runs, as well as be who has run, may read. The idea of making the nickel-in-the slot idea supersede the excessively numer ous train boy, is objected to by the Wash ington Star on the ground that when enough machines had been set up to supply books, magazines, papers, candies, gum drops, chewing tobacco, playing cards, sand wiches, traveling caps, and all the rest of the staples, there would be no room left for the passengers. But the esteemed Star fails to perceive that this would be so much better for the passengers. They would then be able to establish the reform of throwing the machines out of the window, which they are prevented from doing in.the case of the train boys by the law against cruelty to animals! Mobs attacking the private residence of an obnoxions political leader, do so with full notice that the fellow at whose house they shoot off their fireworks may deem it his privilege to be the shooter instead of the shoo tee. The report that a wealthy farmer ot Posey cpunty,Indiana,recentlypaid,55,000 for a gold brick made ofthe best quality of brass, proves that the hoop-pole region is catching up with the commercial spirit ofthe age. We should not wonder if Posey county should yet become far enough in line with the financial humbugs of the day, to bite as greedily at trust certificates as Wall street was doing in the early part of the year. The brilliant foreign policy which results in an apology cannot be deemed very aggres sive. 'Secretary Blaine must be impressed with the conviction by this time that as a diplomatic orator Misuer is a misfit. The young sprout of the American plu tocracy who recently married an Irish bar maid was evidently bent in rectifying the matrimonial balance of trade. Shall Briton take all of our heiresses without any compensation, from the ranks of the ale serving deities of the nobility and gentry? That story abont Vice President Morton's bar turns out to have been a weak invention of some imaginative person, who considered a cheap lie to be a more satisfactory product of a mental effort than no lie at all. The fact that it costs England $1,200 every time that one of her big 110 ton guns is fired proves that the monster ordnance is effective in one respect. Every shot that is fired strikes England in a vital spot, namely, the pocket of her taxpayers. To-dat Pittsburg exerts herself as the host and entertainer of the Western world. The visit will be returned hereafter by our commercial travelers. In New York the old adage is decidedly reversed by the discovery that the dead wire is better than a live horse, and is able to convert the live horse into a dead one in short order. But of course there is no dan cer in the overhead wires. Amis the wreck of matter and the crash of slates, Pennsylvania carries comfort to the administration with the intelligence that Boyer is elected. If the Servian Government can borrow $7,500,000, it may be able to invite the Em perors and Bismarck to come and visit Bel grade. The travels of the great powers make almost as brisk times for the money lenders as their wars. The Hatfields and McCoys should be notified that the great virtue of the Kilkenny cat process was that the job was finished right up. PEOPLE OP PROMINENCE. Mrs. Lanqtry has taken the St. James' Theater, London, for a year. The Rev. Dr. Arthur T. Pierson bade his host of friends at Philadelphia goodby on Sun day last, and on Saturday will sail for Europe. The Edison Waltz and the Buffalo Bill Galop have supplemented the Boulanger March as popular music in Paris. The Whltelaw Reid Sonata is an imminent possibility. Mme. Henky Greville announces that the old nome of George Sand, Nahant, is now for sale. Mme. Dudevant's bedroom and study will remain exactly as she left them. Srn Ciiarles Russell, the English barris ter, makes more money than any lawyer in the world. He lives well, works hard, and still re joices in the fact that he is comparatively a young man. The Russian Emperor, as be grows older, becomes in appearance more and more a typical Cossack; colossal in figure, entirely bald, flat-nosed, and enormously mnstached and bearded. Mrs. Bed field Proctor will spend most of the winter In the 8outb, nursing her Invalid son. In her absence her daughter and her niece, Miss Carey, will preside over the War Secretary's household. A monument to Samuel Slater is to be un veileM at Pawtncket on July 12, 1890, the cen tennial anniversary of the first operation of cotton-spinning machinery in America, of which machinery Mr. Slater was thf maker. The twelfth anniversary of the burial of Indiana's late Governor, Oliver P. Morton, was commemorated by placing in position at his grave a marble bust, from the studio of Sim mons, the sculptor, of Rome, Italy, a gift of the family. A fitting memorial window Is being erected In tho Sage Cnapel at Cornell College by the students iu civil engineering, in memory of Edward S. Nevins, the hero of the class of '90, who lot his life last winter while endeavoring to savethat of a young woman who fell through the ice. Ex-President A. D. White suggested this when in Egypt, AN ICHNEUMON ON B0AED. A Harmless Little Animal That Terriflei Connecticut Stevedore. New London, Conit., November 6. A gang of local stevedores is discharging a cargo of logwood from the west coast of Africa for the Johnsons, manufacturers at Montville, a few miles up the Thames river, and it works in terror. The Captain of the vessel brought from the East a pet ichneumon, but in crossing the ocean the beast got out ot its cage, and is hidden somewhere in the hold. The country stevedores never heard of an ichneumon be fore, and they fancy it is something like either a crocodile or a boa constrictor. The Captain is unable to persuade them that their notion is an erroneous one, and that his pet Is no worse than a big weasel. They imagine he is trying to deceive them so that they will unload the vessel. They handle the ca'go gingerly and jump at every sound, while a big crowd of villagers throngs the wharf expecting at every instant to hear a wild shriek from the men and behold a hideous beast as bit; as a rhinoceros making across the deck for them. THE CONSCIENCE FUND INCREASED. A Converted t-'mngglcr Restores 82,300 to the Government. Bockfoed, III., November 6. In his dis course here last evening, Evangelist Moody said he had just received a draft of $2,600 from a man who had been a Canadian smuggler, and who had been converted under his ministra tions. Mr, Moody had told him that if his sal vation wero to be made sure bo must make complete restitution to tbe Government which he had defrauded. The man asked Mr. Moody to send this draft to the proper authorities, and said it Was the total amount out of which he had beaten the country. A Level-Headed Bishop Where to Study Political Sarcasm A Newsboy's Pro ptaecv A Boom for Spanish. The Bishop of Gibraltar has refused to es tablish a chaplaincy at Monte Carlo, the great gambling resort of all Europe, because he thinks that if he did he would be pronouncing Monte Carlo a safe and fit place of residence for English visitors. This action of the Bishop of Gibraltar re minds me ot a story they tell of a certain Epls coDal Bishop in Pennsylvania. He was asked to send a clergyman to a straggling settlement in a mountainous region of Central Pennsyl vania. Be acceded to the request, and sent a young man to look; after the mountaineers. The newcomer did his best, worked hard, and tried to win the lumbermen by all sorts of practical means. But work as ha would he could never muster a larger congregation than four grown persons and a dozen children. He grew disheartened at tbe end of the year and wrote to bis Bishop, stattng the discouraging results of his labors. The result was that the young man shortly afterward was given a cur acy in Philadelphia. One of the four who made up the adult por tion of the congregation wroto to the Bishop protesting against the removal of the pastor. To this tho Bishop replied briefly, thus: Dear Sir When shepherds are plentiful and cheap enough to be apportioned at the rate of one to every four sheep I will provide a shepherd for your flock. Tours, etc, If you have a desire to study the niceties of sarcasm these days wait upon the words of the Hon. Christopher L. Magee. Late on Tuesday night when Nebraska and Pennsylvania were the only States certainly known to have been carried by the Republicans a gentleman asked Mr. Magee what he thought of the election. "I think," said he, slowly and solemnly, "that this Is a most glorious vindication of the admin istrationtwo out ot ten Statesl" . A TOUNGSTEBwho ran across the Sixth street bridge last night with a bnndle of even ing papers under his arm must have been read ing tbe Press editorials or has the gift of prophecy, for he sbonted as he ran: "Quay for President all about the election." -acuity . Or course it is a little thing, but it is worth mentioning that Dick Johnston long ago won tbe friendship of all the newspaper reporters about the Court House. Not least among the many good qualities of the District Attorney elect are bis nnfailing cood nature and unwav ering courtesy. It takes a good deal of patience to answer all the qustions a lively reporter asks, but I do not think a reporter ever exhausted Mr. Johnston's. The congratulations of the court reporters of two or tree years ago are as warmly tendered to the victor as any others. V One of the results of the visit of the Pan American Congress to this city may be to at tract tho attention of business men to tbe value of the Spanish language. If the United States are to push their trade properly in the Southern Continent of 'America their advance gnard must be formed of men who can speak Spanish, for that language is virtually the vehicle of speech in all the South American States. Very few Americans think of learning Spanish, but it is evident that the commercial value of tbe language is bound to increase if this Congress and tout effect any thing. Spanish is not a difficult language to learn under any circumstances, but to one who has a fair knowledge of Latin first, and French secondly, it is exceedingly easy. It is a very soft and mellifluous language also. Mr. Will iam Dean Howells, in tbe current number of Barrier's Magazine, shows, too, how valuable a knowledge of the language of Cervantes maybe to a modern man of letters. He extracts a great many rounds of ammunition from the preface of Senor Armando Palacio Valdes' latest novel, and fires them off in defense of his doctrine of realism applied to novel writing. FAMILIES SERVED WITH MEALS. A System of Coteries; Tfant Is Not Fopnlarin New York. From the New York Sun.l "It would seem," said a New York woman recently, "that we have not taken very kindly to what might be called the itinerant catering service. A friend from a Western town who is in the city with a crippled child for treatment wrote me to secure for her a furnished room near a physician, and arrange to have their meals served there. I went at once, after en gaging a very pleasant backparlor, to look up the New York Catering Company, which I hazily recollected used to be on Sixth avenue, somewhere among the forties. Not finding it readily, I inquired in tbe neighborhood and learned that the concern sold out and went out ot existence two or three years ago, presuma ably on account of non support. "My informant told me beside that he knew ot but on6 other similar enterprise in operation in tbe city, that conducted by a colored man further down the avenue on a much less ex tended scale. I fonnd and interviewed this person, and was surprised at the moderate prices he gave me. Seven dollars per week for one, S12 for two, or SIS for three. He gave me a list of dishes for that day's service, eggs, chops, a cereal, two kinds of hot bread, and coffee for breakfast, witb soup, fish, roast beef and two vegetables, a salad desert and coffee for dinner. Only two meals are served. In answer to my inquiry be told me that the roast meat was sliced and servea on a small platter, a generous portion being allowed for each. I rather objected to this, and after some further discussion be agreed to serve whole joints, en tire puddings and pies and the like, for tbe two persons whose need I was endeavoring to sup ply, for 820 per week. "My friend is greatly pleased with his service, says everything that ought to come hot does, and all things come garnished and appetizing. Before I finished with tbe man I found out that most of bis custom comes from furnished room occupants and small flats occupied by two or three adults, who can by this means dispense with a servant or need only an inexpensive one. Yet the fact tnat be has not all tbe customers be wants and tbat he Is almost tbe only repre sentative In the field (I heard later of one other, less prosperous even than he) indicates that the system is not a popular one." DE. PETERS A TISI0NARI. His Work In Africa Where No Other Whito Man Ever Wn. ISPECIaL TELEOBAM TO TUX DISPATCH. New York, November 6. Dr. Peters was a somewhat visionary man, who first became known In 1SS4 as one of the founders of German stations in East Africa. He inspired a good many wealthy men In Germany with bis own enthusiastic faith in the possibilities of starting colonies and developing trade in East Africa, and the result was the proclaiming of the German pro tectorate and tbe formation of the German East African Company, whose troubles with the natives led to Captain Wissman's present campaign against Chief Bnshiri. If Dr. Peters reached Korkorro, as the late dispatches Intimate, be bad traveled almost, it not quite, within sight of Mt. Kenia, and pass ing Denhardts, furthest on the river, crossed a stretch of country about 70 miles wide, which no whits man bad previously visited. It is the warlike and treacherous Somali who have pre vented travelers from thoroughly exploring the Tana river. It was they who, two years ago, killed Dr. Juehlke, tbe companion of Dr. Peters in organizing tbe East African Com pany, and they also murdered soma missiona ries recently, who had tbe temerity to settle on the Tana river. If it is true that Dr. Peters and his caravan have all been killed, the calamity is the greatest tbat has befallen any East African expedition, as It comprised sev eral hundred men, including ball a dozen Europeans. Tbe extent of the disaster cannot be known until it is learned whetuer the rear column of the expedition was included in it. RARE RABBIT STORIES. More Hares Than 'Skeeters In Jcrsry, if the Tales All Hans Together. From the Philadelphia Ledger. Friday was the "cream" of the Jersey rabbit shooting season as the opening day always is and tbe endeavors of several Burlington coun ty parties to lay claim to "high.wagon" on the return homo resulted in tbe "bagging" of a very large nnmbet of rabbits. The highest score thus far reported was a party of ten gun ners from Mt. Holly, who killed 106 rabbits on tbe opening day. , , Another party of seven killed 52 rabbits; a party of two gunners killed S3 rabbits; one of eight killed 27; one of three killed 20, and an other party of four killed 31 rabbits. Disappointment for Somebody. From the Indianapolis Journal. 1 After having considered for months "the way it looks," In the various close States, students or tbe political situation and readers of the newspapers can now settle down to the con templation of things as they are. It depends a. little on your politics as to whether the after or before-taking view is preferable. Miss Cora Belle Boston Married to John Wlnslow Habbnrd. A wedding looked forward to for some time in East End circles was solemnized in the East Liberty Presbytenan Church last evening at 6 o'clock. Tbe ceremony which made Miss Cora Belle Easton the bride of Mr. John Winslow Hubbard was performed by Rev. Dr. Kumler, pastor of that church. Prof. Gittings played selections from Lohen grin as the bridal party advanced to the altar in the following order: Ushers, Messrs. Watt Foster, James Lochart, Edward Peterson, Al pha P. Easton, a brother of the bride, Charles Henderson and E. W. Davis; bridemalds, Misses Margaret McCain, Bessie A. Farr, tbe latter from Wellsburg, W. Va., Grace Williams and Emma Hubbard, a sister of tbe groom; maid of honor. Miss Margaret Easton, immedi ately preceded the bride, who was escorted by her father. Mr. W. T. Easton. At the altar the groom and best man, Mr. Charles Hubbard, his brother, awaited them. Upon leaving tbe church Mr. Easton attended his daughter. Miss Margaret, and the four bridemalds were attended by four ushers, leaving Messrs. Charles Henderson and E. W. Davis in attendance npon each other. After the serviees at the cburch tbe guests were conveyed to the home of tbe bride's pa rents, corner of Roud and Ellsworth avenue, where a reception was held. The decorations of tbe house were very artistic and of tbe Southern style. The halls were filled with hot house plants and ferns. The drawing rooms, with window drapines of golden silk, were trimmed with bright green palms and smilax, while the mantels were banked with roses. uernert's orchestra, screened by large paims and ferns, furnished tbe music, and Kubn served a deligbtfnl supper. The bridal attire was of pearl white corded silk, made low neck and sleeveless, the bodice composed of fine plaits from the shoulder, shirred to a point in front, and tbe same pointed effect was observed in tho back, with a full train shirred on. The front of the skirt was laid in broad plaits, and the whole was trimmed witb duchess lace. White roses composed the bouquet, and tbe groom's present, a diamond pendant, was norn. Long evening gloves met the fall of auchess lace from the shoulder. The bridemalds were in Empire costumes of delicate blue and pink silk, with low necks and no sleeves. Lovely embroidered sashes were folded across the front and looped high up un der the arms in the back. Tbe maid of honor wore a similar costume of cream-colored silk and carried cream roses. Tbe maids in pink carried roses of tbe same color, and those in bine carried bouquets of cream roses. The wsddlng presents were displayed on the second floor and formed a most attractive exhibit. The bride is a lovely brunette, and the daugh ter of Mr. W. T. Easton, of the firm of Biber fc Easton. on Market street. The groom is of the hrm of Hubbard & Co., and a very popular young man. The young couple departed last evening for a trip to Western cities. On their return they will make their horns in the East End. THE GORDON RECEPTION. Farewells Givrn to Commissioner Dalzell's Family Yesterday. At the reception giy,en by Mrs. Alexander Gordon yesterday afternoon she was assisted by her daughter, Miss Gordon, her daughter-in-law, Mrs. George Gordon and Miss Caroline Boorum, of Brooklyn, N. Y. a sister of Mrs. Gordon, Jr. The lovely country home of the hostess with its long carriage drives and surroundings of forest trees, was very attractive in tbe bright sunlight of the autumn day on the outside. The Interior was radiant and fragrant with sweet smelling plants and the glorious chry santhemums In all colors. A large number of ladies of the higher circles of society from Pittsburg, Allegheny and the East End were in attendance. After greeting the ladies receiving, the guests passed into the long dining room, where Kuhn served elabor ate refreshments. The handsome toilet worn by Mrs. A. Gordon was of heavy black silk, high neck and long sleeves, with crochet silk trimmings. Her daughter, Miss Gordon, was arrayed In a tasty costume of white silk made in a modern design, the bodice half low and elbow sleeves. Miss Boorum was attired in a pretty black silk tissue made over a delicately shaded pink silk with bodice rounded at the neck and sleeveless. Mrs. George Gordon wore a Parisian cos tume of shrimp pink silk brocade, en princess, witb full court train. The front opened over a white silk petticoat trimmed with crush roses under drapings of white silk tissue. Tbe bodice was low and sleeveless and exquisitely trimmed with the crushed roses. Gloves to correspond with the c istumes were worn by the ladles, and Douquets of roses held by each. Tbe event served a double purpose by intro ducing Miss Boorum, who will make a short visit in tbe city, to a number of ladies and also afforded a great many an opportunity of saying farewell to Mrs. John Dilzell and her daugh ter. Miss Bessie, who will leave the first of the week for Washington. A Deaf and Dumb Couple. A decidedly novel wedding took place at the Reformed Presbyterian church, on Eighth street, last evening. Two mutes, Mr. Henry Roberts and Miss Mary A. Powers, with tbe assistance of Miss Sarah Woodside as Inter preter, took tbe vows tbat made them one for life. They are both of them former pupils of tbe Wilkinsburg Home and members of the church in wiiioh they were married. Rev. David McAllister was the officiating clergy man. In a Social Way. Mb. and Mrs. Charles H. Spencer cele brated tbeir fifth wedding anniversary last evening, at their homo on Amberson avenue, Sbadyslde. A number of friends offered con gratulations and a very pleasant evening was spent. Mrs. H. E. Monroe will give her lecture on the Civil War to-night at tbe Braddock Opera House. The lecture will be fully illustrated by stcreopticon views, a number of which are copyrighted. The Young Men's Library Association of the Twenty-fourth ward, will bold tbeir ninth annual reception at Turner Hall, Jane street, this evening. Remember tbe reception of tbe Helping Hand Society to-day at their rooms, 175 Fedeial street, Allegheny. Hours from 3 to 9 P. M. Eloquently Silent. From the Philadelphia Press.! With reference to tho Democratic still hunt in Pennsylvania it is still still stiller, in fact, than ever. AFTER THE BATTLE. Wheelinq Intelligencer: Serves you right. You should never bet. Indianapolis Sentinel (Dem): B. Harrison probably feels tbis morning as if his adminis tration was not entirely a success. Cincinnati Enquirer (Dem): Maryland simply laughed at the effort of tbe Federal administration to make her a Republican State. Philadelp hia Record (Dem): Now if Fire-Alarm Foraker has been sent to the rear, along with Boss Mahone, it will take the sore ness out of Democratic defeat wherever Demo cratic defeat has been compassed. And the satisfaction of it would not be -confined to Democratic circles. Omo State Journal (Rep): It was a fight on Foraker from start to finish; not so much on thlrd-termism or anything else as a beastly bitter figbt on Foraker. Whenever the third term or other objection was raised it was done to disguise the real object, that of the personal fights against Foraker. PHUAiiELPniA -Press (Rep): There Is no faltering in Pennsylvania. Another emphatic victory is added to the long roll of triumphs which place this State at tbe head of the Re publican column. With nothing to stimulate interest and with an unusual degree of apathy, the result demonstrates an unwavering fidelity to Republican principles. Cincinnati Commercial Gazette (Rep): The absolutely unwarranted and supremely ridicu lous notion that there was something perilous in electing a man Governor a third time, has played an important part in the scratching of Governor Foraker. So far as it goes it is a case of popular inbeclllty. All tbe gods fight in vain against the indurated formidableness of stupid ity. Philadelphia Times (Dem): We sincerely congratulate Virginia and as sincerely con gratulate the nation over this grand victory in Virgiuia. It will halt the race war tbat has been recklessly and wantonly fanned Into flame by the Mahones and Chalmers of the South, and it Is an admonition to President Harrison and his Cabinet that they can't play with pitch without being defiled. Philadelphia Inquirer (Rep): There is no trifling with the earnest Republicanism of Pennsylvania. Party management io this State is viciously and wrongly criticised by self made reformors of other States, but its results are full of satisfaction to the people of the State; tbey come in tbe high character and in tegrity of its administrations, and they are sup ported by unbroken Republican majorities. Interesting Facts Aboat the People of a Western Territory. From a Lecture on New Mexico. Tbe language of most of tbe people Is the Spanish of the time of Ferdinand and Isabella. The people still thrash out their grain with sheep and goats, and tread out the juice of tbe grape with the naked feet. They plow with wooden plows, and until within the past ten years had departed in hardly any respect from the customs of the first colonists, who wero only a generation or two later than Cortez and his conquistadores. The country reminds one ot Palestine. Patriarchal customs prevail, and the wealthy Mexicans constitute an untitled aristocracy, who are followed implicitly by the retainers livingon their great domains. The country is a pastoral one, tbo wealth of Its people con sisting mainly of sheep and cattle. All crops are raised by means of irrigation, and in the valleys surprising results are obtained In grains and fruits, and particularly in the grape. The great artery of ths country is the Rio Grande River, which diffuses fertility throughout its wide sandy valley. Unlike the otber frontier settlements of the United States, the New Mexico towns are built compactly, each about a plaza, so tbat the bouses form a strong wall of a fort. Tbe principal house in such a settlement is usually tbat of the owner of the great Spanish or Mexican grant on which tbe town Is built. This method of construction was rendered imperatively necessary by tbe continual war made against tbe whites by the surrounding savage Indian tribes of the plain and mountains, and which has only ceased in tbe last five years. The Hidalgo, or wealthy Mexican of Spanish descent, retains all the best characteristics of the Spanish cavalier. He is brave, hospitable, generous, and one finds behind the walls of the great one-story adobe bouses women who sus tain tbe reputation of tbe beauty of Andalusia. Tbe mines of tals territory, once famous, tell into long disuse. Here are found gold and silver mines, tbe richness ot which is just be ginning to be realized. New Mexico is also the land of the Cbalcquihuitl, or turquols, which precious stone is only found In NewMexico and Persia. It is stated on high authority tbat in the seventeenth century the finest turquois in the world was obtained from New Mexico. CIDER AT $4 50 PER QUART. A Thousand Bushels of Apples Used Dally to Slnko Champagne. Norwich, Conn., November 6. The Con necticut cider mill grinds steadily. It grinds finer than the old-fashioned mill used to do, whose motive power was a broken-down horse that crawled all day over a tread-mill circuit, led by a rope tbat was tied to a pole that was stuck into tbe grinding machinery. The new fangled machine hatchets apples and jams out juice with nineteenth century celerity. The modern mill makes 2,000 gallons a day, and It runs as smoothly as a flour mill. A turbine water wheel turns it. One mill here squeezes out 2,000 gallons of cider a day. It sells at the mill for 6 cents a gallon, and city folk drive out there daily to buy it. Those who furnish both apple3 and casks get their ciderf or a price barely enough to compensate the mill for its wear and tear. At Rockville, in old Tolland county. Is an other grand and glorious grinding and squeez ing machine. It makes cider, cider jelly and tbe best grade of foreign champagne, all out of the same apples. It is believed this season's output from this cider mill will keep tbe price of French champagne right where it is in spite of the attempt to advance tbe price by New York handlers, who feared a dearth in the New Jersey apple crop. This mill grinds 1,000 bush els of apples a day, and presses the pummice into 100 or 120 barrels of cider, equal to 3,000 or 5,000 gallons. The firm has on hand now 10,000 busnels of apples, and hopes to mash 25,000 bushels tbis year. It makes 100 two-quart pails of cider jelly a day. To turn cider into champagne is no miracle, but a practical act in the business. The cider is first placed in tanks, in tbe bottom of which is a layer of fine sand. The cider runs through tbe sand filter at the rate of a glass a min ute. The sand is changed once in every three days. After the cider has trickled through tbe rUter it stands for six months be fore it Is bottled, after which it is sold to city bloods f or JM 60 a bottle. Some of it is sent to California to connoisseurs in the heart of tbe grape-producing land, who prefer imported for eign to native wines. The cider for jelly is run through three sets of long tanks with copper pipes in the bottom, which are filled with steam. The largest order for cider filled by the concern tbis season called f dr 4S0 casks. A LOST SON RECOVERED. A mother Finds Her Boy, Abducted Nearly Four Tears Ago. Minneapolis, Novembers. In tbe winter of 1880 Mrs. Fannie Butt 'supported herself by keeping boarders in this city. She had two children a boy named Frank and a girl named Jessie. Among ber boarders was a man named Raphael Price, who eventually became in fatuated with Mrs. Butt and proposed mar riage. She declined, but he became persistent and finally threatened to steal ber boy If she remained obdurate. She ordered him out of ber house on March 1. He went, but on tbe following day the boy mysteriously disap peared. The police being unable to find any clew to either child or abductor the mother broke up ber house and left for Portland, Ore. Previous to her leaving Minneapolis she received one or two letters from Price informing her tbat tbe, boy was well and taunting her with the state ment that he seldom spoke of bis mother and expressed no desire to return to ber. The first information regarding tbe whereabouts of Price and the boy was received at police headquart ers in this city on October 7 last. Chief Brackett found Mrs. Butt and telegraphed her the information he had received. It seems that Price bad left tbe boy with Mrs. Ada M. Scales, of Lakcport, Lake county, Cal., and then went to live on a claim. Mrs. Scales opened a correspondence witn Mrs. Butt, and the mother came to her place and re covered her lost boy, nearly four years after he was stolen, and tas now returned to Portland with him. CHARMS AGAINST EVIL. Amusing Beliefs Entertained by Lovely Women of the Present Day. Among the many amusing superstitions of women, perhaps the one tbat does the least harm and affords any lady the greatest amount of satisfaction is the wearing of the birthday stone as a sort of amulet or charm to bespeak good luck and to ward off all those bidden misfortunes that the veil of the futurs would most certainly reveal were it not lor this same potent talisman, says the New York World. A very charming woman whose birth day chances to fall in tbe month of July, insists that she never bad any luck until she adopted the ruby for dally wear, and no amonnt of rail lery or persuatlon can induce her to appear for a single day without haying tbis beantiful stone somewhere abont ber. either in a ring upon ber slendor finger, a circlet upon her arm or hidden somewhere in the lace about her throat. It may be only a tiny point of fire, but it suffices to warn the envious fates that its lovely possessor is guarded against tbeir bale ful Influence. The opal, a stone of such un lucky omen that few women will wear it at all, loses all its objectionable qualities when worn as a birthday stone. "When the birth stone chances to be one of tbe secondary stones, and therefore unsuitable to be about tbe toilet used, it is often put in a seal and mounted with the monogram or crest of tbe owner, and ex ercises its occult influences just as benignly when stamping tbe billets doux and dinner in vitations of madame. FREE SCHOOL BOOKS WIN. Ward Heelers Beat tbe Better Element In St. LonU Politics. ISFKCIAL TELEQHAM TO TUB DISrATCH.1 St. Louis, November 6. There was a re markable issue before tbe people in the school election which occurred' to-day. It was the question of free books for tbe public schools. All the English morning papers opposed and ridiculed the free book business, alleging tbat the precedent would not stop at free books, but suits of clothes, dresses and other articles would De offered to induce pupils to attend schools, A ticket made up of eminently respectable citizens, representing the two parties, opposed the free books. Tbe free book ticket was made up of the ward workers of both parties. Tbe ward workers routed their opponents horse and foot, and school books will hereafter be free to scholars. BOTES OF THE STAGE. The Rentz-Santley Company Is drawing crowds at Harry Williams'. "Zozo, the Magic Queen," aspeetacular play that has gained popularity wherever presented, will be tho attraction at Harris' Tneater next week. Mant novelties and an entirely new pro gramme at tbe World's Museum next week. The crowds this week have been the largest of the season. "Siberia," one of the best and most popular of the late Hartley Campbell's plays, will be pre sented at tbe Bijou next week. It has been re vised and improved since it was last seen here. Hoyt's "Midnight Bell," the latest, and ac cording to the press of other cities, the best of tbat anthor's plays, will be the attraction at tbe Opera House next week. It Is described as a homespun comedy of Yankee life. The ad vance sale of seats begins to-day. HEW YORK HEWS. Shot an Election Crony. IJTSW TORK BUREAU SPECIALS. 1 New York. November 8. John Bray and "Scarg" Smith, alias Williams, professional Eastsido toughs, worked together at the polls all yesterday, and in tbe evening got drunk to gether. Shortly after U o'clock tbey fell to wrangling in the street about politics. With out warning, Smith suddenly drew a bulldog revolver and emptied five shots Into Bray's abdomen. Tbe range was so short tbat tbe powder burned off half of Bray's vest. Smith ran. Ten minutes later a policeman found Brav lvlne on the sidewalk. The wounded fman was taken to a hospital. He refused to make an ante-mortem statement, or to identity Smitb, who in the meantime had been arrested with the empty revolver in his pocket, and had been brought to his victim's bedside. Smith, however, acknowledged the shooting. He claimed Bray struck him. Bray has just fin ished serving a 17-year sentence in Sing Sing. Smith bas shot twopollcemen within five years. Bray will die: Mrs. Harrison In New York. Mrs. Benjamin Harrison, Mrs. Wanamaker and Miss Minnie Wanamaker are stopping at the Windsor. They will go to Philadelphia to morrow morning. Mrs. Harrison will remain with Mrs. Wanamaker the rest of the week, in order tbat she may attend Miss Minnie Wana maker's coming out party at Lindenhurst next Friday evening. Mrs. Harrison has received many friends to-day, and bas refused a dozen or more invitations to teas, dinners and lunch eons. Her rooms at the Windsor are full of bouquets and floral pieces which Colonel Shep ard and others have sent her. Their Principal OccapntlA Gone. The lower part of the city was overrun with Italian Immigrants to-day. Eight hundred and forty-five swarthy sons and daughters of the Sunny Land were landed at Castle Garden by ths steamships Boliva and Alesia from Mediterranean ports, before noon, and they cannot play organs in New York now, either. Panic on an Elevated Train. About 200 Elevated Railway paisengers were badly frightened to-day by a loud report, a heavy jar, and the sndden stopping of tbeir train on the big curve of tho Sixth avenue line near One Hundred and Sixteenth street. This Is the most ticklish part of the Elevated Railway. The curve Is almost as sharp as a man's elbow, and is quite appallingly high above the street. The first sign of trouble was therefore the sig nal for a panic Six women fainted, several went Into hysterics, and all the men made a rush for ths doors. Brakemen were kept busy preventing half of the passengers from jump ing from the train to tbe tracks. All wero eventually calmed by learningtbat the locomo tive bad only blown out a cylinder. Another locomotive which was signalled from the last station boosted the disabled train along to the next depot, where most of the passengers got away from the Elevated as soon as possible and boarded horse cars, A Popular Proacher Falls Dead. Upon returning from the polls yesterday, the Rev. John P. Swanstrom. pastor of the Swedish Pilgrims' Congregational Church, Brooklyn, fell dead on his doorstep. Mr. Swanstrom had lived In Brooklyn 41 years. He had great in fluence among tbe 40.009 Scandinavians there, and was supposed to be the most popular Swedish clergyman in the United States. Only Beaten by a Lack of Boodlp. Mrs. Emma Beckwitb, the woman's candidate for the Mayoralty of Brooklyn, has been hold ing an autopsy on her campaign to-day. She attributes, her defeat to a lack of campaign boodle. "I spent only 875," she said tbis after noon, after a careful examination of her ac counts. It came out of my own private purse. It was money I bad saved to buy a new theater wrap with. Now I must go without the wrap wear'the old shiny one." Mrs. Beckwith's de feat has not budged her faith in her ultimate success. She will run again for the Mayoralty, or for the Governorship, and is already prepar ing plans for raising a campaign fund from the woman suffragists of the State. Altogether, Mrs. Beckwith polled about SO votes. The Seventeenth ward gave her 27 of them. When the news from the Seventeenth arrived at Mrs. Beckwith's Cranberry street headauarters last night, there was great jollification among the ladies who bad gathered there. Tnoy gave three hurrahs and a tiger for their candidate. Mrs. Beckwith made a little speech of acknowl edgment, and served chestnuts, popped corn, chocolate and biscuits. This afternoon Mrs. Beckwith called upon the clerk of the Brooklyn Police Department to ask for tbe statistics of her vote. Tbe clerk apologetically explained that Colonel Baird and Mayor Chapin had so monopolized bis attention tbatbe had forgotten to look up her ballots. He promised to give her an official record of her vote to-morrow for publication. THE TELEPHONIC HELLO. An Enterprising Western City Decides to Abolish It. From the St. Paul Pioneer Press. Ihe edict has gone forth at telephone head quarters tbat the historic "hello," about which lurk so many tender memories, must go. Yes terday users of tbo telephone helloed central without provoking anything more satisfactory than "Number, please." Inquiry as to tho cause of tbis phenomenon elicited tbe informa tion that it was decreed tbat "hellos" be discon tinued. The philosopby of tbe new order does not ap pear. Possibly tbe telephone manager has turned Universallsr. Perhaps he thinks tbe hello bodes too much familiarity and breeds contempt for the sweet-voiced central. Two Gigantic Players. From the Philadelphia Inquirer. 1 J. K. Tener, tbe six feet three inch pitcher of tbe Chicago Baseball Club, baited at the Con tinental yesterday on his way home to Pitts burg from bis bridal tour. When he and Do Wolf Hopper stood chatting in the corridor tbe loungers rose out of their seats to look at the two men whose stature towered so far above that of the average man. A Kins; as a Jester. From the Boston Heraia.3 King Kalakaua has a fine sense of humor. As be couldn't raise money enongh to go to the Paris Exposition, he sent over a beautiful soup tureen for exhibition. It is doubtful, however, If the Frenchmen recognized the joke. TRI-STATE TRIFLES. Residents of Northampton, a township sit uated six miles north of Akron and noted for its deep gullies and large forests, are much agi tated over tbe reappearance of a monstrous animal thought to be an old catamount that for many years has been a terror to the traveler of the road leading from the valley east. Many attempts have been made to capture this wild beast, but ot no avail. The bravest of dogs refuse to folio w its trail and its piercing cries and awful moaulngs sends terror Into the heart3 of its pursuers. A Cochranton young man who has not been married many years sent Clerk of Courts Gaskell, of Meadville. a half dollar to pay for any assistance that official may have given in rendering tbe marriage possible. And the Tribune says "it is one ot the worst counter feits we ever saw." One million five hundred thousand brook trout are being hatched at the Allentown hatch ery. At the Corry hatchery there are 900,000 brook trout, 800,000 lake trout and 150,000 Cali fornia trout. The people of Mountville, Lancaster county, are In great fear of being Injured by a savage bear abandoned near tbat village a few days ago by organ grinders. Mr. and Mrs. John W. Hamilton, of Columbia, aged 75 years, died within eight hours ot each otber on Sunday. Erie domestics threaten to strike if the nat ural gas Is shut off In the houses In which they are employed. A MonaANTOWN rooster choked to death while attempting to swallow a small green snake. YODNOmenin Meadville are now enjoying themselves by locking up their friends in the ibox stalls ot a veterinary hospital and tben cauing.in an thcir-acqualBtaacss to commiser ate witb them, l CUEIODS C0HDEHSATI0HS. The jury in a breach-of-promise case at Champaign, 111., awarded 1 cent damages, and "advised tbe plaintiff to beware of book agents." Something was thought to be wrong with a hydrant In an Indianapolis house. An investigation showed tbat a dead snake four feet long was In the water pipe. An intelligent canine that spends much of its time around a railroad crossing in Boston takes a position near the safety gates when a train approaches, and refuses to allow persons to pass until all danger is over. West Main street, Gainesville, Ga., in the vicinity of 3. S. Twomey's store. Is known to some by the startling name of "Dead Man's Row." In the past 17 years four men have) been killed in almost the same spot. At Seymour, Ifid., James Gallion, aged 19 years, engaged with otber boy in a persimmoo-eating contest Sunday after noon. He won, but early Monday morning ha died In convulsions, the result of congestion of U13 HUUJdKU. John McCree, the third oldest citizen of Pike county, Missouri, 77 years old. married the first white child born in Pike county, shipped tbe first boatload of apples to Galena from Pike county and made the first barrel ever manufactured in the county. He has beeD a very successful business man. John Garnett, a British sailor, died in the Seattle hospital last week. He told his at tendants that there was a cache on Aipla Island, lying between Vancouver Island and the mainland, that contained 3160,000 in gold dust tbat came from Fraser river. He had no map to give the exact location, but the island is a small one. More remnants ofthe famous old bridge of the Romans at Mayence have been discov ered recently. In digging for the foundation of a factory a short time ago, laborers found a massive pillar of square cut stones, which L900 years ago helped to support the bridge. Tho pillar was without seam or crack. After dig ging down 16 feet the workingmen gave up try ing to find tbe pillar's base. Belgium is an uncomfortable country for embezzlers. A cashier employed by the city of Ghent, who embezzled 163,000 francs of the municipal cash, has just caught it very hot indeed. He has been sentenced to 40 years' Imprisonment and five years' police super vision to follow, has been fined 8,450 francs, or dered to restore the entire snm he has em bezzled, and will in addition lose all his civil rights. Mr. Funnel's well at Wniteville, Mich., was visited by a bear tbe otber day. Tbe bear came to drink. Mr. Funnel shot him, but not fatally, and as the bear was jumping tbe fence a boy hit bim with an ax. but that did not stop him. and he made for the woods, iir. Funnel pursued and got the bear between two logs and shot him again, bat failed to kill him, and then rushed at him with tbe ax. In the t ssle that followed tbe bear obtained possession of tho ax and gave Mr. Funnel a scratch on his band with its claws. Even tually tb e bear died. The biggest flight of pigeons that has ever taken place in the world will come off at an early date, the time to be announced in due season. In front of the Philadelphia postofflce, at which time 1,000 birds will be flown simul taneously. On the same day there will also be exhibited tbe champion prize winner of Amer ica, Albright, whose record of L4S4 yards a minute was beaten this year by Eagle Bell and PicKwick in a flight ot 1,476 yards a minute, thereby winning the Inquirer cup, which will on exhibition. John Rogers, the veteran coon hunter of Moodus, bagged tbe three biggest coons the otber morning that probably ever were taken at one time in the history of the sport in Con necticut. Rogers was alone, except tbat bis champion dog True was with him. Tbe coons together weighed 78 pound', a good back load for one man to take home through woods and swamps. The largest one weighed 29i pounds, and John was rather regretful tbat he didn't wait another week, when the fat fellow might have touched the 30-pound notch. A candidate for postmaster atllanis tlqoe. Mich., sent the following open letter to President Harrison: "Of course we are ono of the many aspirants for the, to be, tc-wit: Dei postmastership. Quits a number are around loose in the city, and the woods are full of them. We can all show scars received in tbe service of the grand old party. We cannot all be postmasters, but do come and let as down from the high and dangerous qui Vive of ex pectancy. Let us down easy like, or as easy as you can, from tbe giddy height, unless- you nave us pointed for tbe postmastership. In that case 'Let 'ergo, Gallagher.' " The Rev. Thomas J. 'Keith, D. D., pas tor of the Baptist Church, one of the flourish ing congregations or Vincennes, IndV. has established himself as a preacher TfijyftJ,-. novel utterances and peculiar doctrine, has few" " equals, and at the same time bas won a notc rity for sensationalism that is scattered far and wide. His methods of religious work are as novel and peculiar as bis sermons. He Iabo n constantly in his own vineyard, and does not hesitate to depart whenever ho likes from the the set creed of tbe Baptists and espouse his own religious convicions. For instance, he is a devout believer in faith prayer, faith in God curing disease, anointing, consecration and sanctification. HD2I0R0U3 HITS. Not an Authority. She Are you a good Judge of ferns and mosses? lie Aot very. You see, I never botany. Judge. He I don't see why you won't marry a man without capital if be has a good salary. Mother Ee married a gardener. She Yes, and the first thing he did was to lose bis situation -L1fe. First Thespian So old Hevyvillan has gone to the poorhoaseP Second Thespian Yes, he'll feel at home there, too. The poor old fellow has been used to poor houses all his lire, yon know. Life. Managing Editor This won't do, Mr. Dixon. In this wedding notice you nse the words "Mated for lire." Beporter Isn't tbat expression customary, slrf Managing Editor Hat In this case the parties are an actor and actress. Life. THE REASON. He blows his nose as he goes by And tears bedim his slsht: He has a heavy cold and why? Ills overcoat Is light. Boston Courier. Lady of the House You're late to-day. Iceman Yes'm; I'm arouDd alone to-day. My assistant's laid up in the hospital. "What's the matter with him?" "He was taking the bill Into a bouse yesterday when the tongs slipped, an' the bill fell on his leg an' broke It." Life. Newly hatched husband in the West End to father-in-law I understood before my mar riage to your daughter that you would make a large allowance for her. "And to I did. I would make a large allowance for any poor girl fool enough to marry you." PMladtliiMa Saturday tfniew. Customer There's ons drawback to a business like yours. Barber What Is that? C. It Is impossible for men of your calling to get rid of unpleasant acquaintances. B. I would like to know why? C. Yon can't afford to cut anybody. Boston Couritr. Mrs. Pettim Strange what a taste my boy has for natural history. He bas been collecting specimens. Mrs. Titter Whatprocress has he made? Mrs. Pettlm Splendid 1 Why, he has six pairs of live cats hanging b y tbe tails from the clothesline in the back yard this very minute. PMladtlpMa Saturday Rexiew. Their Character Established. Templeton and his wire are not on tbe best of terms; in fact tbey quarrel incessantly. "Mr. T. and V sweetly remarked Mrs. Tem pleton the otber day to two lady friends who were calling on her, "think of having Gamboge palat us together for the next academy exhibition." "Then," remarked one of her hearers after leaving the house, "they'll certainly have to OS bung among the battle pieces." -Judge. A LITTLE JEST. The men at heavy labor Complained of aching bones. The wickeder with curses. The dolefuller with groans; Till one of stouter courage Stood up among the rest. To case his back a moment And mate a little Jest. His comrades caught his spirit, And answering bis fun, They turned again to tolling Before tbe laugh was done. v . And spite of bone and muscle, And spite of tug and blow. They kept the J est before them And tossed It to and fro. Oh, would, among the millions Complalnlnr through the earth, More lips were slow to sighing, ... More lips were swift to mirth; " For none hatb better mission 2 Than he of ragged breast, Who hesrtent np his fellows With now and then a Jest, Mr. Qtorgt ArcMoaW in fudged