'm: ; THE PITTSBURG DISPATOHf MONDAY, ' QOTOBEfr 28, 1889, . ESIABLISHED FEBRUARY S, ISiB. Vol.44, N0.I6S. -Entered at nurture I'ostofflce. oremberM, 1S87, as second-class matter. Business Offlce--97and99FifthAvenue. News Booms and Publishing House 76, 77 and 79 Diamond Street Eastern Advertising Offlce, Koom 46, Tribune Building, cw York. Average net circulation or the dally edition of THE Dispatch for six months ending September 301 1SS9, as sworn to before City Controller, 30,095 Copies per Issue. Average net circulation or the Sunday edition of TnE Dispatch Tor four months ending Septem ber a, xssa, 54,188 Copies per Issue. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. rOSTACE FBEE IX THE UNITED STATES. DAII.T DISPATCH, One Year S pS DAB-r DISPATCH, l'er Quarter " DAILT DISPATCH, One Month - DAILTOJISPATCK. Including Sunday, lyear. 10 00 daily DierATCK, Including Sunday, sm'ths. . 50 lUnvr Dispatch, including Sunday.l month SO tusDAT Dispatch, One Year Sjj Weekxt Dispatch, One Year 25 The Dailt Dispatch is delivered by carriersat HcenUperweek, or Including Sunday edition, at S. cents per week. PITTSBURG. MONDAY, OCT. 28.1888. STBEETS AND "WTBES. The Chief of the Department of Public Safety is quoied assaying that a comparison of the conditions in Chicago with those of Pittsburg does not call for the burial of the electric wires, because Chicago streets are to wide that one side of the street can be wt ftrailable for business while another is torn up to admit of the construction of con duits, while the narrowness of Pittsburg streets renders it impossible to do so. Ko doubt the narrowness of Pittsburg streets will increase the inconvenience of putting the wires underground, just as it is inconvenient in other respects. But that does not afford any good reason for a conclu sion that the streets shall not be torn up when considerations of public welfare re quire it. They have been torn np to permit the construction of cable conduits and natural gas pipes, on the ground of public benefit from these enterprises; and it will hardly do to take the ground that the safety of the streets is less important than the convenience of rapid tran sit or natural gas. Beyond that the theory that the narrowness of the streets would cause traffic to be suspended while plectrical conduits are put in, is wrecked by collision with the fact that at the present time two of the principal business blocks of Wood street are torn up on one side for the construction of a cable conduit, while traffic is going on on the other side, It is neces sary to put a cable conduit near the center of the street, while an electrical conduit could be put entirely to one side, leaving three-fourths of the street available for use during the construction. The consideration suggested by Mr. Brown is a valid one for adopting an adequate and permanent system of conduits before commencing work; but it is also valid as showing the greater necessity of the work. The obstruction, disfigurement and danger of overhead wires are greater in narrow streets than in wide ones, in fully as impor tant a ratio as is the dimcuityoi putting them under ground. HOT TO BE KEGLECTED. The report which comes from the physi cians out in the Bloomfield district, that the health of the residents there is seriously affected by the bad condition of the streets, certainly calls for prompt investigation; and, if the statements are well founded, for a thorough remedy. Next to the protec tion of the citizens from lawlessness, there is no more clear duty of municipal gov ernment than protection from an unhealthy condition of the streets, and imperfect drainage. At a time when the city is en gaging in large and costly works for the im provement of new streets, it cannot afford to neglect the proper care of the older ones. The complaint should cause action at once in remedying the evil wherever it may be found to exist dress to be "to fix the minimum price that wheat should be sold for at Chicago." This, it is urged, would "establish the price less the cost of transportation at every other trade center in the Mississippi Valley." It 5a indisputable that wheat growers have just as much right to fix an arbitrary price for their product, as any otner interest nas; and perhaps they have a much better excuse for doing so. But the injustice and in equality of all such attempts appears in the fact that a convention of wheat growers might as well try to fix the maximum amount of water that shall flow down the Mississippi river. The water will come down ir it is present in excess of the ca pacity of the earth for absorption. The price of wheat will come down if the form ers have it on hand in excess of demand; and the idea of a combination which will prevent the competition of millions of pro ducers in this country, to say nothing of the tens of millions in Eussia and India, is simply the wildest moonshine. Trim 5s one sort of combination by which the minimum price of wheat might be fixed. If a great railroad combination should be come sufficiently centralized to guarantee to a single organization of millers and middle men a discrimination of 5 cents per bushel in the handling of grain, the beneficiaries of the discrimination might be able to fix the minimum and maximum prices of wheat "When that was done the farmers would make the discovery that the maximum price that they could get for their wheat wonld be less than their minimum price at present; while the minimum price which consumers would pay for it would exceed the maxi mum at present It is worth while for the members of the St Louis convention, who are trying to at tain an impossible copy of the trust meth ods, to remember two things, jurst, to maintain an arbitrary price by a combina tion of millions of producers is an impossi bility; second, combinations for such pur poses never benefit the producers or con sumers, but only the favored middle-men who control the avenues to market THE EFFECT REVERSED. It would be hard to reconcile the charges that the monetary stringency in New York is produced by a syndicate that wishes to sell Government Donas to me unitea oiaiea Treasury at a high rate of premium, with anything but a belief that the Treasury would take particular delight in flying in the face of public opinion and the natural results of the money market The tendency of stringency in the money market is to lower the premium on Govern ment bonds, and that of ease in the money market is to raise the premium. This is for the simple reason that high rates of interest give bants and lenders more attractive in vestments than Government bonds at a high premium; while low rates of interest make the Governments most desirable. If the sup posed syndicate wished to get up an excuse for the Secretary of the Treasury to buy bonds at a high rate, therefore, it should make money easy and thus permit the de mand outside of Government purchases to put up the quotations. The" financial stringency, if continued for anv length oftime, should enable the Treas ury to buy lots of bonds; but they should be bought at lower premiums. The fact is that the money flnrry has passed by with only a slight reduction of the premium on Govern npnt sppnrities: but if it should return so as to establish a twelve per cent money market for any length of time the United States ought to be able to buy 4s at very nearly par, and 4s below 125. A "WISE SOLUTION. It is reported from "Washington that the Bepublican leaders are generally in favor of the entire abolition of the sugar duties, and that this policy will be recommended in tne President's message. This is politi cal intelligence of the class that is gener ally too good to be true. The Dispatch has pointed out the advantages of the course in the fact that the sugar duties afford pro tection only to domestic production that has proved inadequate to supply the de mand, while the enhanced cost of the article nt universal consumbtion. which the people pay, is divided between about $30,000,000 paid to the Sugar Trust and $60,000,000 of revenue of which the Government desires to get rid. The repeal of these duties, to gether with the readjustment of the inter nal revenue taxes, would do away with the surplus revenue beyond what is needed for the sinking fund, and would remove a de cided burden from the mass of the people. The wisdom of that solution of the surplus problem is what makes its adoption appear quite doubtful. AN IMPOSSIBLE HUnXTTO. The purpose of the wheat growers' POINTS FB0M THE CBADLE, The story comes from Chicago that a mem ber of the Board of Trade who had been wrestlingwiththemysteriesofspeculationby the aid of clairvoyants, with indifferent suc cess, at last went home to the infant of which he is the proud possessor and re solved that if his son and heir raised his right arm he would buy, while it the in fantile left went up first, he would sell. The story goes that child put up his right arm and the paternal speculator bulled the market the next day with eminent success. The amount of credit that is to he given to the story is not material; but it is worth while to remark that the acceptance of the involuntary advice ofan infantasa direction how to speculate, is about as good and a good deal cheaper than a cood many other guides that are widely adopted in speculative circles. The youthful speculator in"The Hen rietta," who determined his deals by the flip of a cent developed a policy about as good but not quite as original as the resort to the baby. But both of them are more sensible and economical than the consultation of for tune tellers. "While the degree of intelli gence backof the advice is not great, itis less likely to remove the fleece from the specula te than ihe accentance of points from the nmfps-sinnal venders of such article, or the adoption of the purely friendly advice which the great manipulators give out just when they are ready to make a big deaL Of course there is a theoretical mea tuat operations in stocks, grain or petroleum, should be based on the conditions of the market and the relative position of de mand and supply. But these factors require the exertion of intelligence and judgment Those qualities would keep the speculator out of the market altogether. Therefore if men mnst speculate the practice of doing it by baby divination is perhaps as good as can be adopted. 2? EW Yobk is frantically endeavoring to save its distance by a subscription of $551. 000 to its proposed guarantee fund of 5,000,-000. s Titp. declarations of D. B. Hill. Grover Cleveland and President Eliot respectively, that each is a Democrat, evokes tne com ment of the New York Sun in the assertion that "one only ot these statements is a fact, another is a humbug and the third is a de lusion." The classification may be true; yet it is likely to occur that the definition of a Democrat as Eometiung wnicn uavia a. Hill is, and Grover Cleveland and Presi dent Eliot are not, is particularly severe on the Democrats. anxiety to have Mr. Gladstone explain his new plan must be credited to a fear that un less they have plenty of time they may not be able to pick flaws in it. The report with regard to the Boston gang that got up a conspiracy to draw John L. Sullivan into a row and then shoot him warrants a severe punishment for the mem bers of the gang. They did succeed in car rying out the plot PEOPLE OF PEOMIHENCE. Pkince Htpfolite, ot Haytt, has ordered an $1,800 carriage from a Now York firm. Pbof. Langston, of Virginia, has in the grounds of his home near Washington a tree that he prizes greatly, because it was given to him by Charles Sumner. The monument to General Caesar Rodney, one of Delaware's signers to the Declaration of Independence, will be unveiiea at u," capitol of Delaware, Wednesday. The late Sir Charles William Sikes was the j. 17lnnrt'a rrroit RVStem of DOStOffiCO savings banks, and it was in recognition ol that important servico that he was knighted. Mrs. Matjd Howe Elliott is resting at the home of her sister. Mrs. Florence Howe Hall, at Scotch Plains, New Jersey. Mrs. Julia Ward Howe intends to continue ner nawm journey to California. Senator Kejwa, of West Virginia, has hitherto been the youngest man in the United States Senate. If the newspaper biography of Senator-elect Pettigfew; of South Daicota, is to be relied upon, he will succeed to that Honor in December. He is only 40. A candidate for the Iowa State Senate is the Hon. George W.Jones. He is the only man living who represented the Territory of Michigan in Congress, and the Territory of mi t. ...c h. .-hieflr who secured the organization ot the Territories of Wisconsin and Iowa, In January next Louis Kossuth will become a man witnout a country. He will on the ninth of that month complete the period of absence from Hungary which will terminate and forfeit his citizenship of that country. His two sons have become Italian citizens, and the venerable patriot has been strongly urged to do likewise, hnthn rrnhlMt will not llO SO. Probably the largest returns, everything considered, that come to writers are those which are received in royalties for text books for schools. The late ProtEHas Loomis, of Yale, waB supposed to be a comparatively poor man, yet his estate, on probate the other day, revealed wealth that is pretty near a half mil lion dollars. This represents the returns he re ceived in royalties for his text books, which have alwaysjbeen popular. THE CRITIC. WHERE A TORI PREACHER HID. Discovery of a Secret Boom in a Historic Ynckee Mansion. Waterbdkt, Conn., October27.-Afewdays ago there was a fire in the old Botsford house, occupied by Frank Judson, in Woodbury. For years there has been a legend connected with this mansion of Revolutionary fame, and, until recently, the mystery connected with It was never cleared up. In the struggle of the American colonies with the mother country, certain prominent citizens were suspected of Toryism. Among these was the Rev. John B. Marshall, the first Episcopal clergyman of Woodbury. He was summoned before i apro porly appointed committee and was forbidden to go beyond certain prescribed bounds. He was at that time living in the Boteford bouse, but could never be seenrexcept on Sunday. A3 he was free from arrest on that day, he usually went to a neighboring parish to hold service but during the rest of the week he was never seen, although close watch was kept. It was surmised that be had a secret room in which to hide himself. After his death a careful search of the house was made, but no secret room could be found. . . m. ii.. .... Mm, ennrot ilncft WIS ma.QB a few years ago by Deacon F.P.Hitchcock,, v C i th hnnu for a short time. In the front parlor was a china closet under the stair way, which was allotted to Mr. Hitchcock's children to store their valuables. While Mr. Hitchcock was putting some shelves in the closet he discovered a trap door in the back ol it. With a little exertion be forced this open, when he discovered the secret room, which had . i7.. th hldine- nlace of the Tory. The room was about six feet square, and high enough to allow a person to stand erect in it, and there was a passage from It to the cellar. The house is also famous as the place where Samuel Seabury, the first Bishop in America, was elected. At the One Hundredth anniver sary of this event which was held at the house some time ago, a view of the room was given to the Right Rev. Bishop Williams and the large number of visiting clergy by placing a candle on aiauie m mo bcuc s. . THE LATEST SLOT DETICE. A Penny Dropped in Secures the TJio of a City Directory. rsFECIAL TELEOKAM TO TUB DISPATCH.! New Yoke, October 27,-PeopIe wiU soon cease pestering the drue clerk by asking for a directory. The person wno wisnes to look, up an address will only have tor go to tho corner of the store or step in front of any hotel or public place, or go almost anywhere in fact, drop a penny in the slot and then read the Interesting column for hours if ho wishes. The directory lies on iu hiuo nn a small.wooden box-like platform. The under " . 1 - - - .. .. U The renewed talk about the appointment of either Judge Gresham or Judge Cooley to the vacancy on the Supreme Bench shows that the public mind at least isleenly alive to the importance of putting tne Dest men in that high place. The New York journals which first started out to have the World's Fair guar antee fund raised in one day, extended the Cmo in fim davs. and are now indulging in appeals to get the fund subscribed in ten days. In the meantime, the subscriptions on" Saturday amounted to less than 540,000. If that rate were kept up, the money would be raised in sbout 110 days, or sometime next February, by which date Congress will probably have located the fair somewhere else. Naturally the Executive Committee of the Electric Light Association is of the opinion that the overhead wires can be made all right It is for the interest 01 tne mem bers of the association to think so. con- It is a rather unpleasant conclusion,' but the public will find it hard to regard the removal of Conrad, the special agent who had worked up the cases against the Pacific coast land ring, in any other light than a notification to office-holders that they must not attack land thieves under this ad ministration, if theland thieves have a com bination of United States Senators, bonanza and railroad kings behind them. It must be conceded that the new Com missioner of Pensions starts on his work with a demonstration of what seems by com parison a remarkable genius in the line of holding his tongue. The announcement that "the sickly green postage stamp" is to be replaced by a bright carmine one on January 1 indicates that the efforts of our stamp reformers have changed the coloring of the postal depart ment from sestheticistn to loudness. An enemy must have induced Mr. Wanamaker to paint the postage stamps red. The report that a "Walt Whitman cigar" has appeared on the market, permits the expression of the hope that it is not made ot "Leaves of Grass." Inasmuch as the English Tories and The tiurpose ot me wne grower wu- - - .... . f T. . . - .... .". I TT..;ut. v.ta all alone declared that no vention, held at bt. xiouu k wee, ...- - - :.... v-.v.-d-;..' iU..MiBr:d. nlanofHomeJBule4i. practicable, Uheir j. i, , . , W -whllf, a rnrved. S1DC IS DilUCU IAD, . .mv v , "-- - presses down on the upper cover. Then the penny is dropped in; a catch which holds the bar is released; the bar can be pushed back and the book opened. .,... The reader, however, must held the cover down tightly, for the moment he lets go the bar snaps back and only another penny will re lease it A great many of the machines are al ready In use in Brooklyn drugstores, and soon they will be all over town. It is proposed to put them on all the elevated road stations, too. BRIGHT LITTLE BBNNI H'KEE. The Whlto House Pet Gets a Letter nnd Futs on AIr. From the IndIanpoli Bentlnel. Baby Benjamin Harrison McKee Is just three years old. and if course he can't read, but he Is a exceptionally bright youngster for his age. The other day he happeneito go to the door ..-,, nMtmsn mnsF the belL He looked courteously up at the mail carrier's big packets of letters as he sorted them over. FInallj the carrier handed blm one Inscribed "'Benjamin Harrison McKee," in the President's own hand writing. "That's for you," said the postman. The little fellow's face brightened up and he ran to his mother. Then ho suddenly felt big. Ho threw his shoulders back and, grasping the envelopo in his hand be ripped off the end as he had seen older folks do. Drawing out tho letter and nntoldlng it, uesiuaieo.ua umujeuk n ue ciohering his granafatber8 chirography and then read: "Come to Washington at once; grandpa." He knewwhatbewanted his grand father to write. NOT 0KE BIT A FAILURE. Mnrrlngo Such a Success That Two Old Nutmegs Repeat It. Middletowh, Conk., October 27. Marriage has not been a failure with venerable Luther S. Smith, of Cromwell, nor with the widow Ruth M. Smith, of the same place. The Rev. P. M. North was called UDon by these two aspirants for matrimony's yoke last week, and they were duly married. Mr. Smith is 74 years old. is hale, hearty, and, as he says, "hankerln' arter another wife." The present Mrs. Smith is the .fourth blush ing bride he has vowed to love, honor and pro tect while he Is the third groom Mrs. Smith nasproniueu m wuc. In Memory or Mrs. Hnvc. CHAIH.ESTON, a C, October 27. Memorial services were held in the Centennary Methodist Episcopal Church to-night in honor of the late Mrs. R. B. Hayes, who was prominent in the work of establishing women's missions among the colored people in the South. The congre gations of all the other colored Methodist Epis copal Churches joined in the services, Wrll Qualified to Prophesy. From the Boston Heraia. The predictions that we are to have a very cold and severe winter multiply. The latent forecast of this sort comes from a Democratic Federal offlce holder whose term is about to expire. Oito Adolpta Arnold. Otto Adolph Arnold, a member of the editorial staff ot the l'lttsbnrg VolkMatt, died on Saturday and was burled vesteraay In St. Jlary'j Cemetery. The deceased was a member of the National Vei-bond-of German Journalist. The funeral ser- Vices were conuutfccu uj uDt,,"'v.i"iM O. C. C, of Trinity Church. Flttsbnrg branch of h nrmn jMirniiiBtm' AHoeiation was wen 1 reuraatnted. ,,V,4iHS ..'. I ZT . Z. ' .- Y -a. fi 'J' An Appeal to Phnraoh on a Proposed Exodm of tho NesTO-Tho Kevenno Tax on Whisky Wonld Pay Hi Fare to Africa Undo Kemui Onght to Stay-Tho Two Knnawnys nnd Other Darkey fetorlea Holand Country Comedy. The negro-some are told must go. As a slave he was brought over to this country in the first place. As a slave, and only as a slave, has he been suffered to remain here. And now that slavery has been put away there is only one reasonable thing left for the negro to do and that is to go back whenco he came. And there is only ono adequate solution of this negro problem, which Is every day. in State and church, clamoring more importunately for solving, and that Is to send the negro back, to "let the people go. mi. i ,, mtTAT tn the necro Question which Is proposed by the author of An Appeal s- !.,...?. twnr-n TTmrard and Hulbert: R. S. Davis &Co.) The negro is an alien race, he says. And he quotes wun approYm "" "- tence from General Harrison's letter atteyuut hisrnominationto the Presidency: "We are clearly under a duty to defend our civilization by excludingalienTices whose ultimate assimi lation with our people Is neither possible nor desirable." General Harrison probably had his face turned toward the West when he wrote that But the words touch the South also. The negro must go. And he must go back to Africa. Can we afford to send himT The reve nue tax on whisky and tobacco for 18 months will nay all costs. Will he got The author thinks that hetull be glad to go. He quotes irom various newspapers evidencing the rest lessness of the negroes in the 8outh,and the wel come which they give to schemes for emigra tion, whether into tho West or even into South Artivi. He believes that an off er made of national help to an exodus into the great Congo Valley would be accepted gladly and The nation suffered in the War of the Re bellion because it would not listen to the words of warning, and would not obey the laws which must govern every associated community. Peoples have been swept off the face of the earth for a disregard of natural laws of tar less importance than those with which we trifled. Year after year the danger grew. Year after year our trade and commerce clamored angrily against those who told the truth, which we wore forced to learn when It was written in blood. It was only procrastination, indecision, that made the problem of African slavery in the united States one of overwhelming danger. It is the game inclination to trifle with the danger which lies before us that makes the problem of the African in the United States a terrible one to-day." Thus wrote Judge Tourgeo several years ago in his "Appeal to Caesar." But we stui nae an idea that everything will quietly grow right, somehow. In the meantime, however, every thing in this connection seems to be growing quietly wrong. This writer has proposed a radical solution. He has advanced his arguments in clear, strong and readable paragraphs. Tho style is forcible, and the spirit of the book temperate, reasonable and Christian. Everybody who is interested in this great matter-and who is not?-sbould read this book. We have not yet heard, however, from the one man whose opinion we are most interested to know. What docs the negro think abont his future? The conference of colored clergymen in New York, the other day, made some com ments, not without good reason, upon the make up of a commission to consider work amone the colored people, composed exclusively of white men. The negro himself can help us more than all the politicians or philosophers. "Now, I des tell you w"at honey," said Uncle Remus to the little boy, "If you want ter year dish year tale right straight thro', widout any balkin' or stallln', you'll des hatter quit makin' any fuss. Now, den, you des set right whar you is en stop you behavishness. Kate ueins time you wink loud, you got ter eit right up on de bed-pos' dar en ride straddle. So, den! Well, one time Brer Mink en Brer Coon, en Brer Polecat all live terge'er in de same settle ment" And then follows another of those inimitable stories which nobody can tell as Joel Chandler Harris can. If the negro problem does ever get solved ac cording to the ideas of the author of "An Appeal to Pharaoh," it is to be hoped that Uncle Remus will not leave us and tell his stories thereafter along the banks of the Upper Congo, where we shall never hear them. One of the interesting things about these stories, however, is the probability that they came in the first place from the upper Congo. These are genuine myths. They are as attractive to the scholar as they were to "the little boy." Brer Rabbit and Reynard the Fox belong to gether. The fables of JEsop and the fables of Pilpay find counterparts the world over, from Kamsehatka to Australia, and from the valley of the Congo to the valley of tho Yukon. Cu riously enough, the rabbit who is the hero of these negro myths, is hero also in many stories which have come down in the memories of many tribes of American Indians. An Omaha myth tells how the rabbit canght the sun in a trap. The "Brer Rabbit" of Uncle Remus is quite capable of entrapping the sun and all the fixed stars. He has lost none of his cunning in Mr. -cr ,,..' laethnnk. Daddv Jake, the Runaway, and Other Btortes, by Uncle Remus. (The Century Company; H. Watts & Co.) Wide, clear pages, pictured cover, colored edges and excellent illustrations add to the charm of these quaint s'tories. name of the place and called it Smithville; it will be laid out in corner lots; it will be almost exactly like a hundred other Smithvilles, North and South. So much the more need of the work of such an accurate observer as Mr. Edwards. Between Black Ankle and old Rome even the most indifferent beholder can discern differ ences and between Elder Brown, and Nero, of the two we prefer Black Ankle and Elder Brown. Nor Is our preference disturbed after reading what can be said in defense of that im perial reprobate by fcrnst Eckstein in his Nero, a Romance. (W. S. Gottsberger k Co.; J. R. Weldin & Co.). That transformation which Dr. Jekyll, with a few brief contortions and convulsions, ef c ...j intn Mr TTvdn. here ocennies two vol umes. Nero appears at the beginning of the book a gentle, somewhat effeminate, thought ful and devout young man, strongly influenced . e,n-i his tntor. He is even thinking about casting in his lot with the 'sect of the Christians. Step by step ne goes on u. He becomes a "wholesale robber, a pitiless despot, an intriguer, a poisoner, a murderer, a matricide, a liar, a coward, a drunkard, a glut ton incestuous, unutterably depraved." His nature is degraded into a mixture of "blood and mud." At last iu Phaon's villa, this mon ster, whom a world cannot suffer any longer to exist takes his own miserable life. The change begins with the companionship of Sophonius Tigellinus. It was bad company that mined Nero. Nero is not an agreeable hero for a book, nor are the people of his court, with the rare ex ception ot the Queen Octavia, pleasant people to associate with. But the whole evil life of the time is pictured out here. Whoever wishes to learn how the world went in the middle of the first century will find more here than In any These two volumes are uniform with Ebers books, and are rendered into English by the same excellent translators. Justin McCarthy's Roland Oliver (Prank F. Lovell &Co.: J. R. Weldin & Co.) is a young man gifted with the chivalrous spirit which one onght to have who bears about with him two such knightly names. He finds an old friend who has become poor as persistently as Roland has become rich. He takes up this friend, whose name is Lawrence Caledon, and who is married to a wife a hundred times better than he deserves, and helps him. Lawrence is an invalid. He is partly sick and partly lazy. He is wholly small, and mean-spirited and selfish. He takes everything that Roland gives him, is clad to have somebody who will pay his bills. of cratltude. By-and-by Mrs. Church, whd wants to marry Roland, makes trouble. Law rence accuses nis wiie oi Deinc in jyo mw Roland. He arranges a little plot by which he shall sit behind a curtain and hear these two and watch them. The plot makes such a reve lation of their thoughtful ess and care for him and his own despicable conduct that he goes auietly away and drowns himself. Roland happens along as he makes the plunge andpuus him out, ana uawieucu ua mo """""j saying a repentant word to his wife before he ales. . 27ie Comedy of a Country Howe, by Julian Sturgis (Frank F. Lovell '& Co.: J. R. Weldin & Co.), has a bright young fellow for hero, who has just come into a fortune and a title, and finds both somewhat embarrassing. The hero ine is a handsome young lady whose altogether impossible mother is determined to marry herto this rich and titled hero. Other charac ters in the play are a young reprobate who w"hes to marry the heroine himself; an excel tent tat ratherimprudent lady who U ignorant of the reprobate's character, add who abets him In his endeavors to foil the match-making mother; an interesting young eentleman who u very solicitous. about his health, and who has a curious fashion of getting away quietly hv Wmself and going through various gvmnas ftc exere sputtering the syllables "Ninety-nuiel-' ''Nlnetyniner' byway of developing bis nuiei -J ftn,,.lno. an Imnnsaible re- ffi ind Tvarions "happy peasants" rn the backcround. The conversations are somewhat nacagruuii". Dnnl nn m have snir- cestei are quite impossible. The plot, how ever is ingenious, and everything comes out all right In the end. AN OHIO WIDOW IN LUCE. THE SUBSIDY QUESTION. . Arsnmenta of Tboio Who Favor Bounties to Aid American Shlppera How Our Foreign Trade Hno Fallen Off-Tnh Course Pursued by Great Britain Lea sons From History. ICOBBXSrONDZHCE OT THE DISPATCH.: Washihgton, October 28. In view of the fact that the question of bounties to American shipping will be one of the most important be fore the coming Congress, a review of the de mands of the advocates of a bounty and the arguments on which they base their demands is In order. To begin with, there is a better prospect of the success of tne bounty scheme than ever before, xne pians oi us auYoeaic are better arranged, the work ot conversion more systematic, and not in the smallest move ment is there a scent or corruption. The his tory of the scandal of the Pacific Mail, which gave a black eye to every proposition Tor any thing in the semblance of a subsidy for years after that affair, forever -put a quietus on pro jects to further schemes lor subventions by the corrupt use of mbney. The proposition is a very simple one. It is the same as that involved in a bill which was before the last Congress, to glvo to every American vessel engaged in tne loreign traae 30 cents per 1,000 miles for every ton of freight transported. This wonld about equalize the bounties paid by other countries, in one form or another, and, it is thought, would enable owners of American vessels to successfully compete with foreigners on their own ground. Subsidies in Foreign Countries. No other maritime nation now attempts to avoid a bounty to IU merchant marino save America. Withthegiftof abounty every such nation has seen a prompt and important in crease of its foreign trade. Even Spain, jealous of eveiy attempt of the United States to successfully estannsn a carrymis uauo iu i own vessels between its ports and those of South America and the intervening islands, has t.i.i.j , -. ..AaaaljtnrifirftllAI PVflrVllne SUDSiaizeaauufui t,wi. -.-- -.-- attempted by citizens of the United States. .Xrlt-..1...i.o.-nHnf driving thft latter from the field. England gives subsidies amount- construction bounties and a bounty about the same as that proposed for vessels of the United Btates for each ton of freight carried in the rita1'y gives bounties, beside a navigation bounty of 13 cents per net ton per 1,000 miles to ....I'nr.nnn T,nrts Ivlne beyond the auez Canal and Straits of Gibraltar. Germany has. A MARVEL IN PRINT. Tho Great TYrenty-Posjo newspaper d Some of Ita Beet Points. Tne newspaper develops day bygday. Every day some new and novel feature ispdded' to Its columns. How our worthy anfestors who produced the first paltry "news-letter" would have stored had they beheld J esterday's superb edition of The Dispatch. Th$s 20 pages, replete with matter. Interesting to every class and condition of mankind, would have utterly dumbfounded many a class of citizens who lived more recently than the worthy Boston Puritans: Yesterday's Dispatch, was a mar vel, even to modern Americans, many of whom are popularly supposed to feel surprise at "nothing. The world's wisdom, wit and gossip filled its pages, and writers in every jana tar nished racy articles which could pot fail to be attractive. 1 The little colored baby has a place among tho Babei of the Nations. (Frederick A Stokes 4 Bro.; H. Watts & Co.) Indeed, the little dark complexioned baby is the prettiest of the lot, except, perhaps, the quaint little maiden from the land of the Dutch. There are 12 babies in the book, each representing a nation and a month. Each baby has a full page for Its pic ture, with no lack of bright colors, and an other page of rhymes and jingles. The illus trator is Maud Humphrey, and the versifier is Edith M. Thomas. The result is a book which will make the eyes of some small children fully as big as the eyes of these plnmp babies which is saying a great deal. t n.A n. itnnn with thA nefrro vet. For here 11U HI W " mwmw "-- 0--- he is in the story which gives its name to Har ry Btillwell Edwards' book, uwo Runaway) and Other Bloriea (the Century Co.: H. Watts fe Co.) These studies in Southern life are old favorites tor the most part, havfcg appeared In several of the magazines. The pictures, most of which are equally familiar, are by E. W. Kemble. There were several pictures by Mr. Kemble in the Exposition Art Gallery. Among the drawings in the Century exhibit one especially will be remembered by many who have seen it during the last few weeks. The title ot it was "In the Quarters." Two little black-faced and bright-eyed pickaninnies are having a great ride in a soap box, which is mounted qn two dangerous wheels and made to serve f ora char iot. The 10-year-old sister acts as horse. -The father and mother lean over the fence. The little heads peep over the edge of the soap box. The little black fingers hold on with a tight grip. They are having a'flnetime. It is as real as life. Mr. Edward's stories take a wide range, from the comedy of "Elder Brown's Backslide" to the pathos of "De Valley an' de Shadder." Be side these two, and the story which gives the book Its title, there are six others: "Anldyl of Sinkin'Mountin'," "Ole Miss and Sweetheart," iiniota Tnrthnnter's Heart" "Mine A Plot" "A Born Inventor," and "Tom's Strategy." Thoea atnrips are lnterestinzslmply as stories. but they have a value beyond that. They are careful studies ot phases, of character In the necTO and the people whose lives have been lived beside him. In a few years "Sinkin' Mountin'" and "Black Ankle" and "Dead River" and "Sweetwater" win oe as common place as tho rest of the civilized world. Already "Sister Todhunter" and "Isam" and "Zeke" and "Dorinay" and "Ben" and "Mandy" are be ginning to study the grammars and the fashion plates. The railroad and the telegraph aro of immense convenience, bnt they do take a good deal of the Individuality out of life. Provincialism cannot long resist them. Dress and dialect aro divested of their charming peculiarities. "A log hut with a stack chimney, at the foot of a long.low hill, where the path that winds around it disap pears under a spreading black-gum; another log hut with a stack chimney, over by a belt of pine woods, and another of like build beyond, where a group of water-oaks marks a bend in the swamp; and others sttu, right and left in the distance, untU the number runs up Into the dozens this is Black Ankle." BnV in ten years there will be nothing left of, this exceptithe 'i-leng, low hill.",Taey will bAvebangedithe About to Wed John Jacob Aitor and a For tnne of $150,000,000. From tho New York World.! According to what appear to be trustworthy reports John Jacob Astor, the elder, is engaged to be married to Mrs. Bowler, of Cincinnati, This story comes from the other side of the At lantic, where both Mr. Astor and Mrs. Bowler now are, and from the fact that Mr. Astor is a very domesdc old gentleman and has paid Mrs. ,.. A.nj attentions foravearor more. society is inclined to credit the serni-official an nouncement which has been maae. mrs. nowier has been in Europe for some months with her two children, and John Jacob Astor during the past summer has taken two trips abroad, pre sumably iu order to have the pleasure qf being in her company. . Mrs. Bowler has been a widow five or six years. Her late husband was a nephew of George H. Pendleton, of Ohio, who at one time was the Vice Presidental nominee of the Demo cratic party, and was Minister to Germany during tho Cleveland administration. Mr. Bowler inherited a handsome fortune and in vested It judiciously in railroad properties. At his death ho was a large owner of thesecurities of the Kentucky Central Railroad of which that excellent railroad man, M. E. Ingalls, was . .,.i...wi.nMliaiiii Rnrnn 15vearsa?0 he married Miss Williamson, one of the belles of Cincinnati society. She is a very handsome woman now, very bright and intellectual and a charming conversationist. She is well, known In New York society and it was here that Mr. Astor first met her. She has been a guest at the house of Henry F. Vail many times during tho winter season just past and has also visited Otner nomea 111 new iwa, . . John Jacob Astor, who. according to an nouncements already made, will be set down bv Thomas G. Shearman in the November issue of the -Forum as the richest man inthis country, having control of about $150,000,000, Is now about 63 years of age. He is tall, hand, some and vigorous and bears his years well. In society he is regarded as the finest specimen of manhood the Astor family has ever put forward. Bcnlly Benntlfnl Girls. FronTthe Cincinnati Times-Star. The women writers for the press are bother ing themselves over furnishing receipts for girls to be beautiful. What folly! The girls who make home beautifal, whose lives are sweet and whose speech is gentle, the girls who shed around them a tangible atmosphere of purity, love and refinement they are tho beautiful girls. yanai ana ohi , -" ii-Vrf FnS to a creat extent, imi-"; Fwj .-. and with the result of an immense increase in its foreign trade. Great Brltntn'a CnrrrlnB Trade. Another argument is that of the history of Pacific Mail. For ten years tho total amount paid in subsidies to that concern amounted to a little more than 81.500,000. and in that time the actual net gain to the Government, over and above suhsfdy, in the increase o! dutieSjpost age and tonnage Mues, was close to $2.W,w. After the cessation of tne subsidy thta Income fell away, and a great Chinese trade that had Deen uiverveu iu tun uui,. .-- ?, the Peninsular and Oriental Steamship Com pany. The next step contemplated by the British Governmentis the extension of the line now plying between Vancouver and Japanese and Chinese ports to San Francisco and with such a subsidy as to wipe out the Pacific Mail line aitogetner, unless uoiy is ;...!. One of the strongest arguments used In sup Dort of the bounty project Is the creation ol a merchant marine which will ba available In time of war. They argue that it was the mer chantvessels that saved thlscountty from f alltag into the hands of the British in the War of 1812, and that had it not been for the hundreds of merchant vessels, and the more than 60,000 able seamen who blockaded the Southern ports during the late war, the South would have se cured ample arms and support and would have gained her independence. Decadence of American Shipping. All other maritime countries on giving subsi dies or bounties stipulate that in case of war. the merchant vessels so aided shall be available for the use of the Government. The chief ar gument, however; is the humiliating decadence of American shipping, ana tms is wueuseu with powerful effect to awaken the national' pride and patriotism of Congress and of the people. The advocates of the bounty scheme will show that the tonnage ol American vessels engaged in the foreign trade is actually less by about 100,000 tons than it was 70 years ago. Tne American ireigui. rau " .n-u, American vessels,does not amount to more than a petty 700,000 tons, while Great Britain alone carries more than 10.000.000 tons In lSSSthe foreign carryine trade of the United tates amounted to 4,842,000 tons, of which American vessels carried 3.500.000 tons. In 1 1881 the ton age carried In sailing vessels was 15,611.700 tons, and of this foreign vessels carried 12, 1 11,711 tons In 1858 the number of American ships, barks and brigs engaged In the foreign carrying trade of theUhited States was 8,731, and of foreign vessels 1,789. In 1881 the American sailing ves; sels numbered 1,403. and the foreign vessels 12, CO .and of this number Great Britain had upward of 5,000. A Fight for Commercial Ulghis. , Within the last 60 years Great Britain has paid out in subsidies more than 8160,000,000. while the United States has paid next to noth- These are the main features of the presents tion made by the advocates of the bounty of 80 ceuts per temper w mu, - ' rKT kn r rn.B nnnrrv lit, .uuu.,u. .,..... - w "L" .'.-X. ' .!, .. . The Cronln case, and the evidence connecting Coughltn with the murder, occupied first place in the telegraphic news. The war of parties still rages in Ohio, where the Republicans claim 10,ouw majority ior -ronuer, uu- , Sullivan almost fell a victim to a gang of as sassins. The New Orleans grand jury found a score of Indictments against ex-State Treasurer Burke for the Louisiana bond frauds. Two i-v. j....nai rffoitH & Sheriff's posse, killing two and wounding six. The com ing Washington season promises to be unusu ally brilliant. The explosion at .Franklin schoolhouse proves more serious than at first anticipated. Senator Quay's interference in lrginia politics is said to have aroused the Democrats. Secretary Halford is said to be desirous of returning to newspaper work in Indianapolis. George Francis Train was re fused a habeas corpus. A second attempt was made to rob the postofflce at JTargo. N. J., and Night Clerk Milton was shot. The election at Brighton resulted in a sweep ing victory ior tne xones, mucu w mu "r pointmentoftheHome Rule pvty. Rumors of approaching troubles In Samoa come thick and fast. Bismarck will call Turkey as well as England to join the triple alliance Against Prance and Russia, which Is presently to stir up a terrible, war in Europe. Highly interest ing gossip was caoiea as usual irum uuuuuu correspondents, XT. O. It, Magee, Esq., received a hearty welcome home from his friends in Pittsburg. Benatoi Rutan declares his candidacy for re-election. The Phcanlx Roll works have beaten the record with two rolls of K2,000 pounds eacu. 100 Sduth American delegates will receive a gor geous reception in Pittsburg. Judge White sentenced Bobhs and Harrington, the betrayers of May Sullivan, to S and 3 years imprisonment respectively. H. C. Home was wanted for robbery and wife desertion, but it was alleged that he had skipped. Pitts burg's center of depravity Is said to lie in the first four wards. The report that the B. 40. contemplate a branch line to Jeannette is un true. Homewood property holders object to being assessed for the continuation oi uraaer street: The sporting news was very fully and extensively given. To the second part Jenks contributed an in teresting' article on the doings in the Pittsburg marriage license offlce. Frank Fern told how they keep All Halloween in the City of Mexico. Prof. Georg Ebers' magnificent story of "Joshua" grows more In teresting every week. W.Cotten Downing de-. scribed cotton cultivation in the South, ana Henry Norman supplied an excellent article on life in distant Tonklng. Oulda wrote ot hex favorite pet, the dog, with her usual vivacity. Virginia M. Crawford. Rev. George Hodges, J., L. Ford, "Red Bird." & Latimer, Bessie Bram ble and Emma Karnes are among tne otner con tributors to this part of the paper. The theat rical, society, military and musical notes' are up to their usual mark in interesting matter. Part third contained an article, by Carpenter, nn nrient.il lovers of the fragrant we6d: "Mod- - ft, ..... If l... Yf- A ,1(w1m1 Ta1t1at. eru unapeious. uj j""" u.ju, "A Breach of Falthra Norse-American Ro mance," by H. H. Boyesen; "Capital ana to- bor," by Konaia JJnnoar; "A noyai nomauce, -KtfTTT!ro-Trvnli! '.The, Miserable O.neen." bv Ernest H.Helnrichs; an article on American. critics and Criticism, ny tne great novelist, William Black: "Scenes In New York," by Clara Belle, and "A Woodchuek Hunt," by; Gaither. COPIOUS COHDMSATI0K&. A 90-TPaT.nld drummer bor of the war ' of 1813 was married in Iowa to a atyear-old : widow. The town or Orlando, Fla., ha as ordinance forbidding saloons to be less Shan 366 feet apart. A gourd Z feet long i one of th pe4 ucts Annie Lowe (colored), of Marietta, Ga, raised in her garden this year. Sfeobaa la of these gourds, some of them four feet lose. , Elder Punknm, an Etna, Me., Adveat-" tlst, heard a boy Wowing one of tfeenewfan-, gled whistles on Friday and thought it was the signal for the consummation ot earthly Hhtngsj A conscience wave is sweeping over we land. The Secretary of the Treasury has left received a letter containing four 2-oeat staaatyl which the writer says is the amount, wrtb, in terest, of two"tamps which ha used priea. in Tnrllan htrr was wadine In tfea Feather river, in Calif ornia, near tho QoHea. Gate mine, Thursday, ween a large an sum off the great toe on bis left .foot. The HM boy wants to die. Just because his oompantorj will call him "Nine-toed Jimmy." A swindler sold si Clintoa eewiy,( Mich., farmer a recipe for making his- wheat weigh twice as much as it oognt to, aa4 sisjB ed -'j a contract to divide the money gaised by Je 3 extra weight with a e solentiUe awBdle. The 4 contract eventually turned sun jpnmn sory note and the farmer paid J890 for rt and didn't advertise the matter wits a brass )w .. either. j The growth of the organiMtiea ira as the Christian Endeavor Society Is pheitome' u' . vJLl , V. 5i.iTol.-T j Til ". uu i. In f Y,a wnvM? a vap aon thprn war In sJI 3ftM. 000 members, of whom 58,000 lived in New"1 York: to-dy thtre are 690,000 CbrisMoa Mm- oeaTorors, ana jgw iuis.fieufl wnn M'.uuv names, uuee-ieaxiBsoi warn an sbbsb members. A few evenings siuee Eev. Br-Sfensj ,j n,nl Ur Puiurilla T) TToatV ivf CVUSaiw' young lady of Alexandria, Va. Mr. Heatkad- -vertisedfor a wife, and the advertisement led' to a correspondence with MissYoH, aadfce came from California to see her. Ms set be last Sunday. They became raatasHy inter ested, were married Thursday eveaiac.aad have gone on a marriage trip toNew.Hamp. shire, where Mr. Heath's parents reside. The most profitable book everpritee at least in this country, was Webster's SpeNiag Book. More tharf 60,080,060 copies of. tMi ipse- sterandhis heirs have enjoyed the reysWes from it they would have found it mewr-1 bletban the oave of Monte Crista. YetBr.v Webster wrote it that he might preewe ;. means to support himself wade cejtsfi Ik other work, notably bis dtetfonsry, wMeh wsj3 really an elaboration of the seeHtag boot A small boy at Marshall, Iil..Sasvefeed -'"- . mtlmnt which wonld be a rood thlsg tt, ..' .j .1.. rr. . . -....uui, ----LT'- euerai auvptiuu. uo vim a imj wwijm , and togetlflr with his little Dtotiec est se M hit ! tnmtnannlR derDdod to Mad kta taS.' reform school, so he was arrested oa woM:1 . W .-3 k a ahbI llHwflAfl etA ULA A SBSSBWBlSDBf1 CQait;oiUBi eiiu wiiavu w jvauNU ga-msj sutraitUBea mm wmmv kii if? i T 1 'A KlW'sW" . The lltf 1 a foJln fttnntlv . o K1 nAvtlmsliw ftrtHtnA jfcl ln.1aJfv4r tilv hm vntrlt tXt Ml tM tkM . . -...- 1 1 , IT...... .-lUI.l.l.. ICDOOI aeounca so pieau guxifcj ra uusvuhiuil v badnotdeme. He won the aympMky of Mb the spectators and tbo oeart, od OificnarKeu. wM.farfy tv1 .i.-tti;-j tittoa will havA a merchant Years iu u uuncu " . marine eoual to that of any other country of toe world; that shipbuilding will become one of the vast industries of the country; that the benefits arising from larger markets, stimn lated production and better prices will repay . ..T 1- . t.a whAl. innntrv a than- ti nn neuiiiB ui ... .,.. . --r- - id A mustoal ksape orod Ae ftsaMir of Saxony the other day. Tee ooeen of we Douano hoped to get a great prise aad were very much disappointed with the way awMers turned out. But they did their dBtr-wufeXy to the end. One of the properties w a eiewa of laurels which the musicians ewrM aff Jet the latest of their triumphs. The etMafc weed the laurels as spice. Massenet, we esssisser. had somewhat a similar' experience in Wet many also. Hewascreseteg we f resrtser s a crown of laurels, and lie also wm aWasfcid ty theCneioftaeDowwe. HiilawAkulwyey, duty. They sehednled them as "awsMwl plants." Uncle Samuel Gardner w.iSe vet. awn. coustv. He was bora ob Oetobefl Ml,s4 iroT dollar exDended for what is termed a bounty, but which is really a weapon sandiold A Friendly Suggestion. From the Chicago Tlmes.3 Amanwhowas caught writing his name In the Eiffel tower has been fined 20 francs. Here is an 'Idea" for tho New York committee. Put up a tower on "tick." Let the people go up, write their names on it, and be fined Si therefor, and put tho money into the guaran tee fund. ELECTBICAIj pacts. About 300,000 telephones aro in use in the United Btates. The fastest recorded time made by an elec tric railway is about 20 miles an hour on a street-car system. Fotjb telegraphic mesages can now be trans mitted over one wire at ono time by using the quadruplex system. Ir is estimated that 250,000 persons In the United States are engaged in business depend ing solely on electricity. Oveb 1,000,000 miles of telegraph wire are In operation in the United States enough to en circle tne giODe w limes. About 100 miles of electric railway are al ready in operation i the United States, and many more under construction. Moke than 170,000 miles of telephone .wire are in operation in the United States; over these l,C55,OO0vmessages are sent daily. Five itondhed volts of an electrical cur rent Is considered dangerous to human life, but death depends largely upon physical con ditions. TELEaBAwnuo from a moving train Is ac complished through a circuit from the car roof, inducting a current in the wire or poles along the track. The most widely separated points between which it is possible to send a telegram are British Columbia and New Zealand, via Amer ica and Europe, Ih transmitting a message from BanTran cisco, Cat, to Hong Kong, China, via New York, Canso, Penzance, Aden, Bombay, Mad ras, Fenang and Singapore, about IS minutes are consumed rr. m in.Mrt Me.,n nn, wfclffl, tolpnhnntnf. can be maintained is uncertain; 750 miles is a common dally occurrence, bnt two gentlemen nnitn rr.intlv carried on a. Drotfcted conrer- M. .--.--. ,, Sation Between juikjw.uu, o. v.. uu vumifta, i Neb.,'ajIIstanciofa?irtl termed a Dounijr, uuw "i-" -j -reel warfare against a foreign commercial foe Who IS driving WIS country u " "" It is claimed that the fight is actually awar for onr commercial rights and natural rant on the high seas, and that to gain and .hold that place the enemy must be fought with his own weapons. E. W. 1 THE BOSS. PICKEREL OF THE IEAE. A Genesee County Fisherman Innds a Benoty Fonr Feet In Length. COHESCfl, N. Y., October 27,-Ex-SherIff Young, of Genesee county, came to Conesns Lake the other day to troll for pickerel. There have been Borne very large ones caught here this summer, and tne anerm iaoutu. ..uu. beat the record. He went out alone in his boat, and it wasn't long after he got his line out that he was seen to bo laboring with some thinc very large that bad got on his book Bomettoes the Sheriff would have the .most of tho line in the boar, and then the fish would turn to and pull it out into the lake again. Thiacm.tnf thinirwaskentun for npward 01 an hour, until at last people began tc .think .that thelimous ouver xjac ,c ,.7 - rected itself and got over into Conesns. Just as a couple of men were Jumping into a boat to go out andglve.the Sheriff a band he raised a shout of victory, stuck M monster he had been struggling with, and with one supreme effort lugged it into the boat. It was a pickerel that weighed between 17 and 18 pound It measured four feet In length, it was the boss pickerel of the year. A SONG OF THE SEASONS. In melancholy measure, wonld I sing the fading Sing the falling leaves In melancholy tone: Sing the hisy days of autumn, with Its colors brown and sere, And the breezes that through leafless branches moan. "i would sing the coming winter and IU shroadof cold, wmte snow, Because It seems the proper thing to do; I'd anticipate the terrors of the Frost King's reign of woe. For all the other poets do that, too. But they can do It better-much better than And so I'll leave It to their practiced art. Le.t them for summer's glories like hard-worled bellows sigh; Like Mary, I will choose the wiser part. For the glowing days orantnmn, I enjoy them one Their earnered stores are Just the thing for me. And winter has IU pleasures that make other loys teem small. In fact, 1 lite all seasons as they be. When Winter comes with drifts or snow, And makes the frozen hills his throne. The merry sleighers come and go When winter comes with drlfU or snow And fields and rivers makes his own. The merry slelghbells ring wild tunes, The firelight shines with cheerful glow. Who sljshs for pleasures that are .Tone's When merry slelghbeUs ring wild tones And merry sleighers come and go? And Christmas cheer and Christmas mirth Xbe season light witn joyous g'". And kindlier feelings bare new birth Mid chlrlstmas cheer and Christmas mlrta, (For then a Savior came to earth), Ob, whuWonldbldKlngWlntergol In a melancholy measure I'm resolved I will not Though autumn lade the green leaves from too And rUvaw the snows of winter are Just the proper bum. " . , , Xach season,' 1 emw . "" ' r. . 3 mmptrn, mvn rZZir .TST. A SOCIAL 8KIEM1SB. An Incident That Shows How Mrs. Blaine Stands Up for Her Rights. ' 1 Letter in Chicago Herald. Another good story Is told of Mrs. Blaine, and people who are pTetty familiar with that lady's somewhat imperious manner give full credence to it. A stranger in Washington, a lady, happened to be stopping at the same hotel, but was1 unacquainted, even by sight, with the Socretary's wife. Intending to go from the parlor to the dining room, the lady stepped inside the elevator, saying to the boy: Asvnu .... j "Up fr and the first lady was confronted by a second one, wno naa lmmeauueij -jouoweu her. The stranger flushed, but stood her ground, saying, rather tartly : "Down t" "Up f Interposed the severe looking elderly lady, staring blandly over the other's head. "Downf ''Upr The bewildered elevator boy just here caught sight of the clerk and calledhim. wnas is iw uciuauucu Mi i..OT,m, glancing fiom the pale face of one lady to the burning cheek ot the other. "I stepped into the elevator and ordered the boy to go down. This woman followed and orueredbiratogoup." The clerk turned to the boy and said, with severity: 'Take Mrs, Blaine np at once, and. Avery angry and very much chagrined lady issaldtohavemadejui unwilling trip to the upper floor, while another, coldly triumphant, went "np," as she had desired. rf St.Louli.Wklog TJp. From theTVashlngton Post.; A'Bt. Louis man complains that a letter mailedtobimMyearsagbhaa only just reached him. This complaint and some other things that we have noticed lately force us to believe that Si JjouIs people are waking up and de manding that things be dons with a rush. . TBI-STATE TKIFLES. A BAT or two ago a fine young pheasant came whirling throngh a window in the kitchen ot ex-Sheriff HandUn's residence, in "Wheeling. The bird was. promptly cap tured and put where it would do the most good. Mna. Sabah Him, of Mercer county. Is this mother of 18-chlldren, H of whom are living. She 13 now ED years old. Asr infant in Barnardtown, near Beaver Falls, eats a half dozen raw oysters every night. TntK and" wedlock wait for no man. A. Mauch Chunk juryman was excused that fie might go and get married, the lawyers agree- lug to continue ineir caao w.. &wmv. and true. While hunting partridges in the woods near Oakland, the pointer of Orrin J), Sloeum, of Scrauton, flushed a bird that looked queer to. Mr. Slocum'a practiced eye. He blazed away, and killed the bird. Beady retrieved it, and then Mr. Sloeum saw that it was a large hen partridge, the dark feathers of which, instead of being brown, were as black as the plumage, ot a crow. Mr. fclocum has hunted birds for 18 years, and says he has never before seen a partridge with pure black feathers on it, OS his way across Red Ridge the other day Leopold Baermann,, of CM tonr Pa, saw two cock partridges fighting one another for all they were worth. They pecked each other on the head, pulled at each other's throats, and tired themselves out Then they rested for a few minutes, and went at It agate. Mr. Baer. mannssldhe watched the spunky birds .for 38 , ... nA,fe ivva irmA thraneh and through, and .they fought until one of taosstf was Kiiica. t Tub other day a Cheat river (West Vlntesa) hunter named Smlthflred at a.fox that was running away from him. 033a bullet dMa't touch the fox, but the crack of the rifle seemed to confuse sly Reykaxd as to Its dlrectlen, for . .. .JmK. tw,n nji Tan rnwftFtl aCp Smlth'as straight at a beeiloe. Seeing that we w. ., t". "t - t --- . ..Ul. Vta rlAa M ha SHM MSHtsMaS Lalowt, WteiajT Mea te.tfeeleft ew. ul COril VVt in nrar b"; until nightfall, and he said he never feK keeter OrtOWIJeT-Bweo ae lew wm " I all 0X1811. when n was a jews . 3 m always been temperate in his baMta, keg np lar hours, and taken good eare efUejitjr. we of the products of his-weM-tlHed fans Mis year . - . a ....... ..fl k. , , IS HUBBa O 9V i UiUUUB, M " and Unfile SaeMSl is WiillK.tS beta cider against a peek of townehiri dan beat it , , 4 . Macon. Ga.,b a qaeerrmkia a JsW' -" gUsb sparrow. Svery mornteg tMs.SMwJ, eru, itn thaAt&r.Rof the Sr Cleeic thseaafc. the window, tarries a while ob te Hmsmmc ' tiling tilmaa mArrvcood nonbcaW Mm makes itself at home. It does net sees atajt frightened attaeipeowe ooshcbi out. nut mm atHjui uto w.w window, from the top of the boekt .Jna At, tK -willc as naeoneefiMsl i ino-W the branches of a tree. Tt( the morning canses the flies te reeaefe d m ....w. .nil It ,!, rinnti nntlnniM JOE Dvmp UU.V. ... - bird makes a .meal oa these Heap soecv gathering mem m aau ""a"" the sparrow percbe t Mm ntsiiir wMeh iteaasvchirM its profit tkai then skips oet to jotarts less forUsnpn less. It nappeneu wwsi'Wimi morning was caiiuer saan asuu, unm ' Ih HD VIU mwi ........-- - T the ton as usual. That day toe bwm weais to ly asfiist ue wimow pa aaa asevi rideraWe f ass at net Mteg Hewed And it was not ntn Tie window was h that it seemed 10 do stwnnea. i-;. The oldest specimens of soaps jii susi'v ijt, In the British Msseam belong te the petted V second EOT" fB"Ti " " " wood, with eearse teeth rather wHto, afasej wherethereis oa)y a single. mw, these lea Tonzawwffluiww' "" "t ,..... w,t tarj &nHRa.I sne& J uiJum v- V",-- ,-a---- Athor or tne uoauesaei ' rma innnlniitri In bans. 1 J.I.. j . 4iu iiImiis swirssfe .. .. .M..u.. Au. !, Umla. fOJQ 2U 1W1 MgllWMIIIM v Haw - ' time to tfi middle mm tO SHOW WWss w WW -- - The Greeks were tpeetoliy ? rangsmeni m. mw , whose general mhjiw w nowhit Behind then in toe carej Ud, ..",.... ..dinnllf Mm namenU, and befere proceedtoc combing and dreeeiBg ot taetr testis a.. .lAis.fiwil9 wsals3lAsffts&. hattle el TherBtwyiss, LeoBiuad ersweredcvere4ttsseiiM m performance of tWs set. That It : way associated with seraIfflB re sblpof the gods asaoBg the Bosmm all evidenced by tee preseBee et eessee ta citta. orcyliBdriealTase with a oevered wl6tetedtlMiartilM asi 4mK rites af Ceres and BaoUBS. F6LLT AS IT FUSS. ''$&,l 4 AIgy(w5Bifa P0101"' ywltkeisrylKidettetiete.Bet .,&& Kaeette-an mast be very rkl-;Pt&!; a ass wrprised at Charley's afl.iMiiMsiC somaebBMeyoaaeweto; v&tfSL. "Well, I'm flot, Hsjuways da tmjsnMer MeUtark."-iv. j&, JFirst Saeessaker I'sa se iHiisaiagia. I fcel like pegging oat. s - Second eWiker-Iheeesy dare - i w titie Icrt An. iiii. 1 "JZ ' . . IJ..1I. esfli yv nea a "-"""" " .v. -...n.innasaAheiaheeees DWim'l vmw. " . . cesd by eeta-1,eB niuiuuu.. hlslaaflrt and then tays the .- -ui. -PiitaU It Is rahttktc ...rj. oAmitr hatser lursedteter .m.nn.'Mr. amlMil - Smlth-O, no, Mr'. FeertkWe: the i be as bad as tea. xsw ww. jTried aad Prevea. Her ,Mnj,li fita sansoft sav deesshei M txlA If M.at AnftbTBaBMetheBl leu . . 1. --- y.... Her IAJver rey mm tv, ."-' ,JHade. 3f- SheHasBvery Opportes. MleslBes toa (te HW Laker, of OMeaielsMjssMTtwart Lef.w a owfct te w.?ew "Llvewayt raas eee ef the M8t fh.iv Xhu gftrli JMlt. Ttr w.' TtuihigM Mea.'' 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