"K'WSf 7p T- & -t - , J-j jj 7" !THE PITTSBURG1 DISPATCH, ' WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER' ' 16 1889. -i' jU- , - y i i t f t" V V KJS- t Mti ylV VV'VA''J4- ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1845. Vol.44, No.I5L Entered at Flttsbnrg Fostomce. JNovemberlt, 1SST, as second-class matter. Business Office 97 and 99 Fifth Avenue. Kewa Booms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 70 Diamond Street. Eastern Advertising Office, Boom 46, Tribune Building, cwYork. Average net circulation of the dally edition of The Dispatch for six months ending September 30, 1SS9. as f worn to before City Controller, 30,095 Copies per Issue. Average net circulation of the Sunday edition of The Dispatch for four months ending Beptera ber issa. 54,188 Copies per issue. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. POSTAGE TBXZ W TBS UNTIED STATIB. Daily Dispatch, One Year $ 8 00 DailtDisfatch, Per Quarter 2 00 Uailt DISPATCH. One Month 70 DAILTDisrATCn. Including Sunday, lyear. 10 00 XA:LYDlSFArcH.lncludlng&unday,3m'ths. 250 Daily Dispatch, including Sunday, l month so fero. day Dispatch, Oneiear 150 Weekly Dispatch, One Year 125 the Daily Dispatch is delivered by carriers at 1Z cents per week, or Including bunday edition, at ITcents per week. PITTSBURG, WEDNESDAY, OCT. 16, 1SS9. COLORED CO-OPERATION. The organization of the colored people of Pittsburg to establish a co-operative store, shows that whatever may be the condition of their race in the South, in this city they are ready to keep up with the most modern methods for improving their condition. There is little room for donbt that a co operative mercantile establishment founded on the basis of cash, low prices and good business management will do a successful trade and effect an appreciable economy in the cost of life to those who are participants in the project In organizing this enter prise, the colored people seem to be a little in advance of the white people, most of whom are content with the old plan of com mercial profits. The colored people will do more to better their condition in this way than by any number of organizations to strike for offices in behalf of some favored wire-pullers of that race. JT0B0DY TO BLAHE. It is rather surprising to find the papers ot Philadelphia uniting to assert that the recent accident on the Philadelphia, "Wil mington and Baltimore branch of the Penn sylvania Railroad was so unavoidable that it must be ranked in the class which is termed by the old law-books, "the act of God." Inasmuch as it was caused by the dropping of a car-door on the track by a pre ceding train it takes some peculiar logic to reach that conclusion. This the Philadel phia Press supplies as follows: It is true that the doors of freight cars if well secured are not shaken loose by the motion of the train, and that obstructions of this sort are soon removed from a track well patrolled. But it is Inevitable that human vigilance willl fail at some point, and the dropping of freight car doors in transit is not a common occur rence. In other words, the argument is that when a calamity is caused by such gross careless ness that no one could have foreseen it, the responsibility is removed from those in charge and placed upon Providence. In this case a smash-up ot serious character might have been prevented either by keeping the door of the car securely fastened, by patrol ling the track or by a moderate watch on the train from which the car door fell. It is to be feared that if this case reaches an unfeel ing jury this statement of the leasonswhy no one is responsible, will be held to show decided and inexcusable negligence. SAFETY ON THE INCLINES. The accident at a Cincinnati inclined plane yesterday in which the cable hoisting the car gave way. letting the car fall to the bottom, with fatal injuries to eight out of the nine people on the car, is a matter of the utmost importance to Pittsburg. "With our half-dozen inclined planes carrying thousands ot people daily, the mere possi bility of such an accident is something that calls for the utmost safeguards. It is under stood that all of them have the precaution of double cables, which is supposed to guard against the danger of a break. But if any casualty should occur that would sever both cables, they are not generally provided with safety catches such as are used on vertical elevators which would stop the cars if all the ropes were cut This lack should be supplied. Certainly no precautions can be too great against such a calamity as has been shown in Cincinnati to be possible on the inclined planes. OUR GREATEST TREASURE. "While the contemplation of grain eleva tors, fire engines, factories and the like may be relied upon to give our guests of the Pan American Congress some idea of the mate rial advantages of this country, we are glad to observe that the managers of the tour have already seized the opportunity to ex hibit the greatest treasure this continent owns, the American girl. At Buffalo on Monday a reception was held in order to in troduce to the South Americans a number of the North's fair sisterhood. The dele gates are reported to have been gratified; we should have been surprised had they not been. The American girl is indeed a liberal ed ucation in all that is lovely and loveable to those with whom she comes in contact She is not like any other girl on the globe. The manifold charms and virtues of her sex have the freest scope. The fetters upon her liberty of action are, in spite of the utter ances of enthusiastic women who strive to divert the ambitions of the sex, fewer and less burdensome than her sisters elsewhere complain of. To the South American man the North American woman must appear singularly free and independent It is hardly to be expected that the immense advantages which the freedom of her women has con ferred upon society in general in the United States will be fully brought home to the gentlemen of the far South by the superficial examination which they may be able to make at public receptions. Still they will probably be convinced that it is sot necessary to watch and chain a woman asifshewerea dangerous wild animal in order to make her the nearest approach to an angel that this poor, battered old earth affords. PROTECTION AND TRUSTS. In a recent speech in the Ohio campaign Senator Sherman took up the subject of trusts and combinations, first declaring that 'they have no connection with tariff laws." This, while textually correct, is open to ob jection as colliding with the somewhat salient fact that one of the chiet trusts in the coun try the Sugar Trust is maintained by the tariff on sugar, and would be knocked to "pieces by the repeal of these duties. But Mr. Sherman subsequently took correct ground by declaring: If loch individuals or corporations combine KsW'WLtJ .tt. -lAft- TJBfrMJt'lfitf irf iT-illri&II T J to advance the price of the domestic product and to prevent the free result of open ana fair competition, I would without a moment's hesi tation reduce the duties on foreign goods com peting with them, in order to break down the combination. This is not only the ground which intelli gent protectionists are beginning to recog nize as absolutely necessary, but it is the position which actually supports the protec tion principle. The avowed purpose of pro tection is to stimulate and increase the com petition of domestic capital in the produc tion of manufactured goods. If the manu facturers of any protected industry combine to prevent competition, they are therefore combining to defeat the purpose of protec tion. So long as they are permitted to do so, they nullity the public objects for which protective tariffs are levied; and there is no truer way of asserting the real protective principle than to reduce or repeal the duties in such cases. This fact has been recognized by such leading advocates of the protective principle as the New York Tribune. Senator Sher man's announcement of the same principle should warn those who are attracted by the combination craze that the surest method of getting protection on their industries abol ished is to put the trust theories in practice. TEE UNDERGROUND WIRES. The ordinance pending in Councils re quiring the electric wires to be put under ground, is objected to on behalf of the elec tric railways on account of the additional expense. We presume that the same ob jection will be offered on behalf of the other companies, but the electric railway corporations are the first to offer it, and per haps have the most reason to do so in view I of the increase in expenditure which it will involve. Of course the reform will entail addi tional cost; but the cost will be slight in comparison to the safety of our streets and their relief from the incumbrance of the poles and wires. Even to the companies themselves, the assurance against damage suits and the security against interruption of business when it becomes necessary to cut overhead wires in order to get at burn ing buildings, should well repay the extra investment involved in the construction of adequate and permanent underground con duits. It must be said, however, that the ordi nance now pending hardly seems to meet all requirements without providing some regulation for the manner and extent of laying the underground conduits. It should not be left to the discretion of every electric company to tear up the streets wherever it may choose to lay a conduit for its especial use. The true method of treat ing the matter is to permit two classess of conduits to be laid, one for high tension wires and the other for low tension, and to give all companies using each class of wires the right to participate in their use. This point suggests anew the necessity, especially in the crowded parts of the city, of an adequate underground structure be neath the pavements, in which sewer, gas, water and electric conduits can all find accommodations, and where all can be reached as they shall require repairs or re placement, INNOCENT MB. SWEENY. A striking example of the way in which the lapse of time is relied upon to cover up old scandals is furnished by the appearance of Mr. Peter B. Sweeny, one of the lights of Tammany in the times of Tweed, with the claim, advanced in the form of a long inter view in the New York TForZd, that it is all a cruel mistake that he was ever engaged in the Tammany plunderings. Mr. Sweeny's timely withdrawal to Europe when the dis closures were made, and his prolonged resi dence there for eighteen years, are ex plained by "business engagements," which now permit him to return and clear his name from all connection with the old thefts. Mr. Sweeny's evidence of his innocence is based on the claim that he returned a million dollars to the city treasury, which he might have kept as City Chamberlain; that he proposed to support Mr. Oswald Otten dorfer for Mayor at a time when it would have prevented the plunder; and that he of fered Mr. Charles O'Connor and Mr. Tilden full opportunity to investigate his office. Mr. Sweeny does not deny that there was wholesale robbery under the Tweed ring, but he solemnly asserts that he did not know of it This last touch is a little too artistic. Everyone in the country knew that tbere was plunder going on in the city govern ment of New York long before the exposure came out It was evident in the rapidly ac quired and offensively displayed wealth of men who only a year or two before were im poverished ward-workers; and the means by which it was obtained were so secret even to the outside gossip of lower New York. To suppose that Mr. Sweeny did not know of it is to suppose that he was at once super latively ignorant as well as superlatively innocent; and neither Mr. Sweeny's ene mies nor his friends ever accused him of either quality. Mr. Sweeny's claim of innocence is not much thinner than that made by other job bers after the thing has blown over; but it is too thin. The multitudinous rumors about rail road deals, consolidations and transconti nental combinations are more explicable on the ground of the opportunities which they afford for operations for the benefit of the officials than for the advantage of the stock holders. The net earnings of a great trans continental line, such as has been recently outlined, would not be likely to materially enhance net earnings; but it would create an almost infinite field for parties on the inside to operate in stocks and bonds for their decided profit Boston is now agitating for the abolition of drinking saloons. The destructive work of the saloon upon those once great charac ters, the Hon. John L. Sullivan and Mich ael Kelley, Esq., have convinced Boston opinion that a thorough and sweeping re form is necessary. The statement by the press dispatches that the train bearing the South American delegates stopped at Erie because that was the place where Mr. W.E. Curtis, in charge of the excursion, "found a wife," gives a unique idea of the industries of the lake part of Pennsylvania. Still it does not ap pear to have a very vital bearing on the sub ject of international trade, unless Mr. Curtis has in view an enterprise lor furnishing the South American republics with first-class Yankee wives. The information that the protests of the river men against the closing of the cflannel by the Wheeling bridge are likely to prove effective, without a contest, is good news. It is always worth while to try to make the other side hear reason before beginning to fight it The remark is made by the New York World that "the Washington Arch Memor ial Oommittemen must be rested by this time from the arduous labor of summering." Oar esteemed cotemporary fails to point out, however, that the Grant Monument Com mittee is also resting from its triumphant achievement in the line of doing nothing for the past four years. Millet's great picture "The Augelus" is reported to have arrived in New York. Now if the custom house valuations are watched perhaps some accurate information may be obtained concerning the real prico paid for the picture. The information that the recent Repub lican primary at Media, Pa., was the occa sion of a mob and shooting scrape for which one of the participants was sentenced yester day, may lead to sarcastic and not wholly unjustifiable inquiries from our Southern friends whether Pennsylvania politics are under the rule of riot and revolver. The eight-hour movement is making ready for a great effort on May 1, next Whether it will amount to more than the last effort of the sort is something that it will be necessary to wait until next year to find out This story of the manner in which a cer tain actor won some thousands by specu lating while in this city is a fine advertise ment both for the actor and the establishment through which he did the speculating. The latter half of the advertisement might not be so first-class if the experience of the man who lost the money were given. Mayob Gbakt's axe seems likely to earn a place in the public estimation along side the trenchant instrument of Mayor Patrick Gleason or its efficiency ia making the corporations come down. The sellers of anthracite coal in Phila delphia have formed an organization for their self-protection on the basis that "there are too many retail dealers in anthracite." People who wish to sell anthracite coal in the future are thereby notified that the free dom of this happy country does not extend to the anthracite coal trade. PEOPLE OF PROMINENCE. Exile Zola, the novelist was recently obliged to serve as a juryman In Paris. The mother of Bayard Taylor celebrated her 80th birthday Sunday. She lives at Kennett Square, Pa. Both the candidates for Governor of Massa chusetts this year are Harvard alumni: Mr. Brackett in the class of 1865, Mr. Russell in that ofl77. Autos RuBiNSTEur actually completed his half century of public musical activity some months ago, bnt tne event will not be formally celebrated until November SO. President Harbison and Cabinet, ex President Cleveland and other noted men have been invited to attend, the unveiling of the monument erected in honor of Csesar Rodney at Dover, DeL, on October 80. Ex-Secretary Bayard will deliver the oration. Ellen Terry is said to suffer agonies of anxiety whenever she undertakes a new part, and she can scarcely bear any one to speak to her on the days preceding the first perform ance It is her habit to spend the greater part ot the time in driving for out into the country. so that she feels secure against the intrusion of visitors. The only person whose company is welcome to her on these occasions is her daugh ter, Ailsa Craig. Bra Fbedebick Yotjkg' who is over 70 years of age, has returned to London after a remark able journey. Daring bis sojourn in South Africa he has visited the Kaffirs in their kraals, passed a fortnight in the bosh without entering a house, interviewed Mr. Paul Kruger, com pletely traversed the Transvaal, and traveled altogether just 16,000 miles. He has not had a day's illness since he left England. His journey will stand as one of the most remarkable ever made by a man of his age. Prof. Eben J. Looms, who will ac company the American solar eclipse expedition to South Africa on the sloop-of-war Pensacola, to assist in both the astronomical and natural history work, has been for 40 years in the No tional Almanac office at Washington, and has made computations in every astronomical alma nac issned by this Government. He has been an observer in other fields also, and in 1S79 he discovered the aemarkable circummutation, or leaflike expansion, of the English maidenhair fern, which Prof. Asa Gray, of Harvard, con sidered one of the most wpnderf ul of botanical phenomena. A 250,000 NECKLACE Tbo Costly Ornnment to be Worn by an En- eliib Brewer's Wire. From the New York World. 1 The beer people of England have mints of money. They have put twoscore millions into the brewing business ui this country and don't seem to miss It. The Guinness people have been very wealthy for two or three generations, and when they turned their brewery into a stock company they became richer still. The consequence is that they have secured a knight hood for the head of the house, and the wife of the great brewer is known as Lady Guinness. She has a passion for diamonds, and though her title does not take her into the society of peeresses, she has gems beside which the fam ily jewels oi moss oi mem wouia seem iiKe tne merest trinkets. She has just given an order for a new necklace that even with unlimited credit and the greatest industry cannot be fin ished for several years, because in the first place the best old-mine stones are very scarce, and secondly becauta she has stipulated that every diamond in the necklace must beja per fect match. It is to bo a very elaborate pattern and will cost $250,000. Just now the fashionable ornaments in Paris are little gold or silver toWres of Eiffel with a diamond on ton to represent the electric licht A Paris jeweler has one injhis window that at tracts crowds all day long, and Is almost as much an object of popular curiosity as the fa mous tower itself. This one is on exact copy of the iron structure, mada in silver, and covered with diamonds, with a huge diamond at the top which is set on a spring, and, as it quivers, shoots out long rays of colored light. There are 40,000 small diamonds set into the silver frame. Of course it cannot be used for any thing, and must eventually be broken up and the diamonds used in some other way, but it has netted the jeweler in advertisement far more than he paid for workmanship upon it THE WAY OP THE WORLD. Merchant Traveler: The buckwheat cake will soon come to the scratch. Yoneers Statesman: The slot machine to test your weight Is one of the weighs of the world. Florida Times-Union: Even the homeless man may have a title clear to mansions in the skies. Louisville Courier-Journal: When the carpet manufacturers' trust gets started the American housekeeper will indeed be floored. Baltimore American: When the Czar goes on a journey be is careful about taking a route anywhere, because be doesn't want to be planted. Chicago Herald: A Kansas farmer has raised a bog which is nearly seven feet from tip to tip. On the Chicago Board of Trade the noble animal would be classified as "long pork." Louisville Courier-Journal: The Presi dent has jnst appointed a Director of the Mint Should a Director of the- Mint Julep oe needed, Mr. Harrison will begin to remember bis neg lected Republican friends in Kentucky. New Yohk World: There is another war cloud over Europe. The autocrat of all the Rnssias left Berlin with a czardonic grin on bis face. POISONED BJ A SPIDER.S BITE. An Expressman SoITcrlng Greatly From a Small Wound on Ills Hand. Willtamspobt, October 15. Philip Zealor, an express driver, was bitten on the band by a large black spider a few days ago. He paid no attention to the wound, which seemed insigni ficant, but yesterday his hand commenced swelling. He is now laid up, suffering excru ciating pain. The physicians say the spider was of a poison ous species and the result of injury cannot yet be predicted. THE TOPICAL TALKEfi. An Odd Epitaph Improved Upon Twins bare, Oikosh and Kankakee Comedian Solomon's Trick Justlco to Insurance Men. In the graveyard cemetery the natives call it of Twinsbarg, a small village within driving distance of Cleveland, there is to be seen a very ordinary tombstone upon which, to the memory of some departed Twinsburger is Inscribed: Remember me as you pass by; As you are now, so once was 1; As I am now, so yon will be. Prepare for death and follow me. This legend was very popular centuries ago in England as an epitaph, but the other day a very smart young lady who happened to visit the Twinsburg graveyard added a happy couplet to the quatrain, as follows: To follow you, we're sot content. Until we know which way you went. "' Twinsburg, by the way, is an instance of the triviality which has governed the naming of so many places In America. As I understand it the little village of 250 inhabitants has to ask the smiles of fortune and the favorable consid eration of the world under its silly name be cause two brothers who were twins founded it and owned all the land thereabouts, These twins evidently lacked imagination. Their modesty was large also, or they would have called the place by their name, as Brownsville or Johnstown, for instance. But they just con tented themselves with commemoratlngtho fact that they had come into the world at or about the same moment, and they have left the fall particulars of their natal distinction on their tombs. But Twinsburg I Heavens, what a name for a place I : It is really remarkable that the people of Oshkosh have not ere this made an attempt to change the name of that thriving Wisconsin town. Oshkosh cannot sound lovely to any ears, and even if it is not derived from the utter ance of an intoxicated Scotchman hospitably inviting travelers to join him in a "hot scosh," no hidden meaning can make the sound of the word euphonious. Kankakee is another town which suffers by its name, and, in the slang of the theatrical profession, is a synonym for a future world that even actors do not desire to reach. Yet I sup pose there are people to whom Kankakee and Oshkosh sound sweet. Home is well called by any name. V Jjyou have not been to see "The Brigands" yet and intend going, it may be worth your while to keep a sharp look-out for a trick that Fred Solomon plays in the final chorus of the first act. The comedian has a very strong voice, and you can hear It almost as plainly as the liquid notes of Lillian Russell above the others. In the midst of the whirling, rousing waltz song Solomon may be beard to interpolate two or three bars of "Annie Laurie." It has the oddest effect The" orchestration of the work permits this insertion to be made without dam age to the real air. Of course there is nothing artistic about this little feat but it will make you laugh. A good many on Monday night failed to notice it It is the custom to abuse insurance men, to make light of their persistency and winning ways, and the number of jokes made at their expense in the course of a year brings them into formidable rivalry with tife messenger boy and the mother-in-law in the field of the pro fessional joker, but it is time to give them credit for some excellent qualities which they possess in a degree above all other men. Insurance men are punctual to the dot; whether it is to sign a contract involving tens of thousands or merely a call of courtesy, they maybe depended upon to be on time. They are, most of them, I honestly believe, fairer, squarer and more directly honest in their deal ings than tl)e majority of men in other lines ot business. The best insurance men, I am speak ing of life insurance in this instance, are broadguaged and far sighted in their treat ment of the great herd of insurers. Tbey do not take advantage of tho ignorant, and that is as much as to say in this mitter of insurance about seven-eighths of the risks they write. Hardly more than two men in ten understand the conditions of insurance, and the writers thereof could swindle thousands, where only tens are deluded by less scrupulous agents to day. ATTACKING A GREAT INDUSTRY. Meeting of a TrI-State Alliance Opposed to the Stealing of HoracsC Bloojiington III., October 15. The annual convention of the Illinois anti-Horse Thief and Detective Association convened in this city to night and will continue in session to-morrow. This association is confined to Illinois, and has a membership of 3,000. It is snbordlnata to the Wabash circuit, which includes the States of Ohio, Indiana and Illinois. The object of the association Is the suppression of crime and the apprehension of felons, more especially horse thieves. The strongest local organization in the State is at Daybreak, tbis county, which nas a mem bership of 100. The benefits are confined to members of the order. The local organizations are so many organized companies with their military officers, ana each company is properly armed. It is a secret order, and the convention here is held with closed doors. A Gentle Reminder. From the Philadelphia Ledger.: The Czar's present of' a snuff box to Prince Bismarck was no doubt intended as a delicate way of acknowledging that the Chancellor is "up to snuff." Willing to Take it as a Gift. From the Wheeling Intelligencer.: Wheeling is ready to take the World's Fair, andber chances seem to be about equal to New York's. STAGE WHISPERS. The performance of "She" at Harris' Theater is worthy of the great success it has met with here and elsewhere. The weird tale of Rider Haggard has been done into drama with con siderable skill. All the pictnresqueuess of the background has boen retained and the story is made to proceed smoothly and to most thrilling climaxes. Mr. Webster makes an interesting Horace Holly, and Jean H. Williams is an en thusiastic Leo Vtncey. But naturally Mario Rene is the central figure as She "who must be obeyed." and the talented actress brings to the part much artistic force as well as great per sonal charms. The scenery is very good, and the management of the mot of Amhagger is clever. Entibely by accident credit was not given to Mr.Gustave Kerkor for his share in tha music of "The Brigands" in THE Dispatch's notice of the piece yesterday. From tho programme it appears that Mr. Kerker composed the finale to the first act, which is by far the best number in the opera in our estimation, and two songs ot more than usual prottiness, especially -The Kiss" duet Altogether it is only just to say that Offenbach's contribution to the music of the opera seems secondary to that of Mr. Kerker. Mr. Kerker also showed great zeal and no little skill in leading the orchestra on Monday night Mr. Max Freeman also de serves high praise for his management of the stage. The circus at the World Museum this week is really one of the most remarkable shows given in a low-priced place of amusement Some of the performers are well-known artists. Mons. Natalie, a strong card -with Forepaugh's show last season, is a wonaeriui equilibrist, and Jene Weitzman astonished crowds yester- (jay by his extraordinary feats on tho tight and slack rope. Ho gave an out of door exhibition yesterday that drew a huge crowd to the river bank. The work of a number ot other clever athletes and clowns, and tho jumping of Kel son Sinclair's greyhound deserve praise. The band concert and the centaur are among the other attractions. ' The Grand Opera House presented a new programme to Its patrons on Monday night The cover bears a very artistic design and the printing and paper are superior to anything of the sort seen in Pittsburg theaters before. It would be advantageous, however, if all the matter relating to the night's performance were printed on the same page or on adjoining pages. When Mrs. Jenness Miller delivers her de lightful lecture on Dress Reform this afternoon at old City Hall she will illustrate the advan tages of the plans she advocates with ten entirely new costumes, which have never been exhibited outside of Boston! Her lecture will also contain much that she omitted at her last lecture. The verdict of many good judges is that "Tho Possible Case" Is, If anything, better acted by the company now performing at the Bijou Theater than It was a year ago. The comedy is a wonderfully bright and artistic picture, In .which many good actors shine. ARRANGING FOR A LECTURE. The Woman's CInb Hold Its Regular Meet ingAmusing Incidents. The regular meeting of the Womans' Club was held yesterday in the teachers' library. Mrs. Taylor, the Vice President, presided at the request of Mrs. Wade, the President After calling order, the minutes of the last meeting were read by the Secretary, Mrs. Dr. Ramsey, also several letters of greeting from various Woman's Clubs in different portions of the United States extending to the Pittsburg club good wilt and best wishes for the comingseason. An amusing incident was the result of the Treasurer, Mrs. Prentice, informing the ladies she was short of money necessary for transact ing business regarding the coming lecture of Mrs. Bishop, Her suggestion that if the mem bers would all pay their dues the deposit in the bank to the credit of the clnb might remain untouched met with approval on all sides. The Vice President requested that the Secretary read the names of all delinquent members. The Secretary protested it was unconstitu tional, whereupon the Vice President compro mised by asking her to read the names of those that had paid their dues up to date. During the reading of the names various purses came to view, and the rapidity svlth which names were added to the list of paid up members afforded considerable merriment. The afternoon was devoted to concluding the business arrangements for the lecture of Mrs. Coleman EL Bishop at Buena Vista Street M E. Church on Tuesday evening. October 22. The subject, "Physical Culture," is one all the ladies are Interested in, as tbey are also In dress reform. The next meeting will be on the first Tuesday in November. CLUB ENTERTAINMENTS Hiss Emma J. Wlckeraon Will .Instruct in Psychic Culture. If the average Pittsburg woman is not cul tured to the very finger tips before spring it will be because she does not improve the op portunities afforded her. The various clubs of the city all aim at mental culture. Miss Bessie M. Wright, who has already arrived, will or ganize a class for physical culture; Mrs. Cole man E. Bishop will later on in the month do likewise, and last, but not least is Miss Emma J. Wickerson, who will Instruct in psychic culture. In on interview with the lady lost evening at the residence of Mrs. Alex Hughes, No. 378 Wylie avenue, she said: This is my first visit to Pittsburg: my home Is in Boston. I intend to spend the month of Oc tober here and return again in April. I am simply organizing my class now and making a survey of the ground, so to speak. The pros pects for a large class are promising. My first lecture brought together 18 applicants and the next one 35. I receive my classes at No. 6 Sixth street every Wednesday afternoon at 3 o'clock, and at 7.30 P. M. also. I am here under the auspices of the First Church of Spiritual ists. Tuesday afternoon and evening of each week I shall devote to receiving, not only mem bers of my own church and society, but any person who desires to investigate our religion. Between 0 and 60 persons have called to-day. among inenumDer Air. ana Mrs. james uor don. Mr. and Mrs. H. A. Barnes. Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Hughes, and Mr. and Mrs. Lohmeyer. ENIGETS AND LADIES. The Order of Honor Hold a Session In Pittsburg. The Grand Lodge of the Pennsylvania Knights and Ladies of Honor convened yester day in the Grand Army Hall, on Fourth ave nue and Wood street Seventy-five delegates from all parts of the State were present with the following officers: S, A. Hughes, Fast Grand Protector; L. B. Lockard, Grand Pro tector; George W. Miller, Grand Vice Pro tector; B. Goodman, Grand Secretary; J. Hi Kerr, Grand Treasurer; Hannah M. Graham, Grand Chaplain. The morning's session was taken up with the enrolling of delegates and appointment of com mittees on Iaw,lflnance, German work, printing and credentials. In the afternoon the Grand Protector, Mr. Lockard, made bis report The increase of membership has been very marked and nine new lodges have been created. The report of Grand Secretary Goodman was submitted and approved. It showed an increase in member ship of 1,200 members dnrlng the last two years and of 76 lodges in existence. SEVENTEEN YEARS WEDDED. Pleasant Anniversary Celebration by Mr. and Mrs. Henry Fisher. A delightful party was given last evening at the residence of Mr. and Mrs. Henry Fisher, on Winebiddle avenue. East End. Their superb borne was handsomely .decorated with cut flowers by the hostess, and about 40 odd friends congratulated Mr. and Mrs. Fisher upon the seventeenth anniversary of their wedding. Among the guests were Miss Augusta Fisher, ot Oil City, a niece of Mrs. Fisher, and Misses Lutchon and Fowler, of Meadvule. After a sumptuous repast served by Mrs. Fisher's chef, assisted by Writt the dining room was trans formed into a boll room and Gemert inspired fairy feet to trip the light fantastic until the "wee sma" hours of the morning. AN ANNUAL DINNER, Interesting Feast Yesterday at the Little Sisters of the Poor. Twice every year the wealthy friends of the Little Sisters of the Poor give a royal feast to the aged inmates of the Little Sisters' Home on Penn avenue, East End. One of these dinners was given yesterday. It was a jolly affair. Two score of old women surrounded the table, and being from many different nations, there were "dfshes to order" to please them all. The Irish woman, the German woman and the Scotch dame were all flattered with some particular fancy to suit their various appetites. A distri bution of smoking tobacco was made to a few of them, and the pipes glowed red with fresh contentment in the dusk last evening. In a Social Way. The Society f orthe Improvement of the Poor are making arrangements, through Mrs. W. A, Herron, President and Mrs. S. E. Lippincott, Secretary, for reception day at the Children's Temporary Home, on Washington street to morrow. Donations and contributions of cash and provisions will be received during the morning. Lunch and refreshments will be served to the guests by the committee in charge of the reception. In the parlors of the Episcopal parsonage on Grant street yesterday morning, Mr. Hubert McFadden, or Philadelphia, and Miss Mary H. Deady, of Allegheny, were made one by Bishop Fhelan. The wedding was followed by a breakfast at the home of the bride on, Monterey street, and a reception was given the young conple in the evening. A symphony in music will be the wedding of Mr. Will McCntcheon who sings in Christ Church on Penn avenue, and Miss Belle Tomer, a member of the Second Presbyterian Church choir, which will take place on the last day of this month. Mrs. Coleman E. Bishop who will lecture on Physical Culture in Buena Vista Street M. E. Church, October 22, and afterward organize a Delsarte class comes to the city very highly recommended. The McKecsport Turners entertained a large number of friends last evening in honor of their ninth anniversary. Mks. Colonel Thomas Hudson, of Ells worth avenue, Shadyside, will give a select dinner on the 17tb. Mbs. A. V. Vebnjeb will give a card party on next Friday evening at her home on Ells, worth avenue. AN OLD-TIME BOARD BILL. In Twenty-Two Years It Amounted to 813,000 and Was Compromised. Prom the Philadelphia Becord.I A 22-year board bill, making a claim of S12,. 921 66, held by John Tyler, Jr. against the estate of Isaac Cook has been settled at Bridge ton, N. J., by ajury's award of $7,539 S3. Cook boarded with Tyler, and had agreed in ex change for home comforts that he would pay the debt on Tyler's farm, amounting to $13,000. Cook left Tyler's children $22,000, but said nothing about the debt; then Tyler entered the claim for board. DEATHS OP A DAT. John BIoA. Munnls. John JlcA. Munnls died suddenly on Monday at the residence of his brother. Wm. U 319 Alain street Seventeenth ward. He had only been sick a few days from the effect of heart troubles. "Mac," as he was familiarly called, was popular with a large circle of acquaintances In Lawrence vllle. He was only 22 years old. His mother Is Airs. Emma Mnnnls. a former well-known school teacher in that section of the city. She la the re cipient or widespread sympathy In this affliction. Air. Munnls was burled yesterday afternoon. Mr. James Irwin, This morning Mrs. James lrwln, wife of Air. Irwin, of the Allegheny postofflce, died at her late residence, onLltuezowavenne, Second ward, that city, or typhoid fever. She was an estimable lady, and leaves a husband and several children to mourn her loss. The employes of the postofflce sent a yerf flns -floral remembrance. WOMEN WHO WORK. Ways In Which Bright Feminine Tollers Support Themselves Labor Ko Longer Undignified Peculiar Occupations That Proved Profltnble Womanly Independ ence Growing. To-day there are two widely different roles for the penniless woman to play. She may sit quietly with folded bands and let her friends and relatives come forward and support ber, or she may do the first thing her hands find to do and so support herself. Of course tbere are many women who prefer the former role. Weak, indolent women, who have been brought up in luxury, who have been accustomed to dawdle through life doing nothing, find it easy to sit still and let some kind-hearted person or persons Bnpport them. They do not stop to consider that they are Incumbrances In so doing, -nor that they are livlngCon charity; work of any kind to them wonld mean a loss ot social position, but they can live on charity. There is another type or woman, a type of the larger class, we believe and hope, who pre fer to, and who do, go bravely out into the world and become self-supporting. These women scorn charity, though they do not re fuse to be helped in the right way; they could not be happy If they were idle, and, as far as their social position is concerned, they are in different They have not the time for much society, but they find that their real friends do not think less of them for helping themselves, and tbey maintain their self respect which they could not do did they permit their friends to support them in idleness. This latter type is the true American woman, pessessed of the true progressive American spirit and the num ber of such women increases every day. A Change for the Better. The other woman is a type of the past age, a relic of a false system of education, and she is rapidly passing away. It Is only too true that the entrance of a gentlewoman into any kind of business or vocation for the purpose of mak ing money has been looked upon with great ab horrence so much so that it has been a very try ing thing for a sensitive woman to come boldly forward and to undertake work for the purpose of needed support There are always friends and relatives of such women who are ready to express horror at the idea of "a lady" doing this or that says a New York Star writer, but they do not suggest anything else that she may do, nor do they offer to make up from their own purses what their friend loses by listening to them. Bat happily, such a state of affairs is giving way to something very different Women are more and more becoming workers, and suc cessful ones, in nearly every field. They are no longer content to be idle. Those who need monev take up work that is profitable, and those who do not need It take an active part in various works where their sympathy, Intuition and judgment do a vast amount of good work. Every year a larger number of women is found among those who work for a living; many fields become crowded, and new ones must be onened. Teaching and keeping board ing houses, the only two occupations that for merly suggested, themselves to tbe minds of women who were suddenly deprived of com fortable homes, are left iar behind now by brisk, enterprising women. The field was over crowded, so they turned their attention to something else. Work That Is Profitable. The craze for household decoration that was started a few years ago was a boon to many women, and resulted in the organization of the various exchanges for the sale of woman's work, through which many women make a com fortable income. These exchanges, by taking many articles beside decorative work, gave women an opportunity to find out what they could do, and so we hear of a woman support ing herself by making a certain kind of pickle or sweetmeat One woman, who has a child to support, knew that she could make excellent chicken pie and a peculiar kind of pickle; she knew that she could do these things well, and she determined to make them her support She supplies several clubs, and makes a comfortable living. We hear of another woman who had a taste for making bonnets; it was the only thing she could do really well, so she opened a millinery shop, and supports herself and three children. If mopey must be made and children educated, a woman must first find out what she can do well, and then go to work earnestly and do it with all ber might There is plenty of poor work on the market that no one wants, and no one buys; there are plenty of unskilled laborers poorly paid. It is well to remember that there is always room In the market for a good article, and that skilled and skillful workers are always in demand. Women as Shopkeepers. On Sixth avenue are two dainty little women Vho keep a jeweler's shop, and If you go in to have a pin pnt on a brooch you are politely asked to wait a minute until it is done, xms is a business that does not seem to have been taken up by women to any extent, and yet their more delicate hands and dolt fingers would seem to fit them for jewelers and watchmakers' work. Two young women made very comfort able Incomes last year by teaching whist to members of their own sex, whist clubs being always fashionable and popular for winter evenings. Chess is rapidly coming to the front as a fashionable game, and here is an oppor tunity for making money. Mending establish ments, where everything, from the finest lace to the most ordinary garments, may be neatly mended, are very profitable, and are organized by women who have a taste for such work and for nothing else, and whb are wise enough to have found it out Some young women started the Idea of going about to houses of wealthy persons and dusting their bric-a-brac two or three times a week for a moderate sum, and they were quite success ful. Shopping for persons living at a distance from tbe city has been done for years, and niany women have made very comfortable in comes from commissions charged. Marketing, also, on commission, might be made profitable by a woman who haskepthouse and thoroughly understands all about the ordering of a din ner, the best joints and cuts to be selected, and tbe right season for certain meats and vege tables. Some Cnnsoal Occupations. In fancy work the drawn linen won Is very much in demand for doylies, teacloths and bureau covers, and bring large prices. Some women make a specialty of this work, as others make a specialty of knit goods for babies. An other woman devotes herself to the making of photograph frames, and others to making ois rnitu nlrklf-a Iftllv nreserved fruits or candy. All these things are supposed to be exclusively woman's work. So they are, and tbey are honest and honorable work. Certainly, whatever a woman Is capable of doing well she has a right to do, and if it is work that has heretofore been considered ex clusively a man's work, that Is no reason why she should be termed unwomanly. It Is so much better to cultivate a taste that we have than one that we bavo not and if a woman has no taste for making pies and basa taste for running a steamboat, by all means let her run the steamboat And she Is doing It Down on the Jersey coast a young woman is assistant engineer on a steamboat where her husband is engineer. And we have to-day women as blacksmiths, lawyers doctors, and in almost every field -where men work. In Dover, if. HM Mrs. Mary E. G. H. Dow bas proved herself a very successful president of a horse railroad, wbich'shows that a woman can be a successful manager as well as worker. A MINISTER KILLS A BEAR, After a Hard Straggle, In Which His Can Was Broken. Stboussbubo, October 16. The Rev. Charles S. Mervine, pastor of the Tannersvllle Circuit while out riding to-day encountered near Wesley Cbapeh about three miles from this place, a good-sized bear. Borrowing a gun from a neighbor who hap pened to be near by he tackled the bear, and, nftir a. desnarata struggle, in which his gun was broken, killed the animal. THE EXILE'S BETUBN. He stood-wlthout one fettering band Upon his native shore: The joyssnd freedom that hope brings Wera alibis own once more. The weary jaln and misery That haunt the captive's lot The past the bitter, drearypast Was in that hoar forgot. He reached his childhood's borne, and paused To view its aspect fair: No dreaded change, no dull decay At first he noted there. The same old trees were casting still Their shadows on the ground. The rose, the myrtle and the vine Were flourishing around. And yet a fearful stillness reigned O'er each remembered place. He saw no hurrying form appear, No sweet and Joyous face. Ho kind and welcome words of cheer, Ko tones that once bad been Tbe very sunshine of his life Were gladdening the scene. ' He stood within his childhood's honysl Despair was on his brow. Beneath the weight of agony His spirit seemed to bow. He stood there, pale and desolate, And earth no longer shone Alas I alas I what Is this earth, , "When those we loved are gonel JfBwWJtoedwortft. , HEW I0BES SDBSCEimOBS To tho General Gossip of tho Day Gotfl oa'i Boing's Yesterday. INEWYOBK BUBSAU- SPECIALS.! New Yoke, October li Detectives at Castle Garden to-day detained Mary Byrne and John Burns, two immigrants who arrived on the Aurania. Mary Byrne Is really Mary Lahunte, daughter of Patrick Lahunte, of County Wex ford, Ireland. Mr. Lahunte is an extensive land owner: John Burns was his gardener. He paid Miss .Mary much attention ana cnauy prevailed upon her to elope with him, Tbey took passage, with papa Lanunte's mosey, oa tbe Aurania. Before sailing tbe enterprising gardener neglected to buy up the cables, asd so a dispatch got here ahead of them from the father, asking that they be detained until brother Lahunte could get here and have a talk with, sister Mary and tbe prospective brother-in-law John. Mary is not a pretty girl. She is well educated while John Is not A Juvenile Barglar Combination. Michael Gumm, Eddie Whalen, James Roper and Michael McConagly, all under 9 years of age, broke into Campbell's grocery store, in Jersey City, last night and carried off 20 ham, a string of rat traps, and all tbe cigars and candy they could lay hands on. They were caught and locked up, and to-day were held for r Shouldn't Have Left Papa. Mrs. Charles F. Shepard tola a police justice to-day how for a couple of years she had sup ported herself and her two babies by washing and scrubbing, while her husband lived with his parents. When she was married, six years ago, she said her husband earned S3 a week, which helped support the house. Recently he had not given her a cent Shepard, who is a sharp-faced, thin-legged little dude, answered his wife's com plaint thus: "I live at borne be cause It Is nicer there than with Amelia. I work in papa's shop and earn $1 a week and my board. Amelia may have tbe dollar if papa says so." The justice held that Mrs. Shepard's allowance must be at least $2 a week, and Shep ard, in default of baft, was locked up. AYictlm of tbe Wire. John Feeks, the lineman who was killed by an electric wire three days ago, was buried to-' day in woDCiawn Cemetery. Hundreds of curious persons crowded the room where the bodylay. None of them, however, were lowed to see the disfigured face of the dead man. The services were conducted by the dead lineman's lodge of Odd Fellows. Twelve Western Union linemen marched behind the coffin. The contributions for the Feeks' family amounted to about (1,600 this afternoon ana $1,000 more will be raised before the end of the week. Pictures of Feeks, as he lay dead among the wires, are being sold in tbe streets. Fighting a Northeasterly Gale. Only a few vessels came into port to-day Is the face ot the northeasterly gale which, was whistling outside. The steamer Fornesla lay to for 12 hours on Monday off Fire Island, not daring to breast the wind and the terrific seas. The steamship Russian Prince spent nearly half a day in the tame place battling with the tempest Dan Lament's Street Railroad Trust. The latest thing in alleged trusts is a great New York street railroad trust steps toward which have been rapidly made ot late. Colonel Dan Lamont is credited with being the acting agentin the work of organization and consoli dation, and one of these days he is expected to appear before the world as President ot a sur face road syndicate, as great as the one in Philadelphia. Colonel Lamont, who is ostensi bly only tbe President of tbe small Avenue O Road, now known as the Houston, West Street and Pavonia Ferry Company, has been very active of late. He has acquired a con trolling interest in several small lines, acting as agent for parties unknown. The syndicate is presumed to be composed among others of ex-Secretary Whitney, Colonel Lamont; Steve Elkins, Peter S. Widener and other members ot the Philadelphia Syndicate. WAS A BANEFUL HOODOf). That's a Story a Backers Eloper TeHs to Explain Borrowings. rSntCXlL TELZOBAUTO THS SISVATCBM Findlay. O., October 15. Some weeks ago mention was made of the disappearance of a Miss Amanda Longbrake, a young dressmaker of this city; after borrowing from various per sons about $1,000. It was said she had gone to Columbus to marry a gentleman who had been paying ber attentions for a number of years. Last Friday she retyped as unexpectedly as she bad gone away, and the report was soon in circulation that when she reached the State capital she found she bad been deceived in the man, he already having; a wife and three child ren. This story Miss Longbrake now denies, and, in explanation of ber sudden departure, she tells one of the strangest stories imaginable, the substance of which is as follows: She says her reason for going away so mysteriously was to break a spellwhlch a certain colored woman had put upon her, through which she had been forced to borrow sums of money, which the black siren had appropriated. Miss Longbrake protests that the colored woman bad completely bewitched her, exer cising her magic over her in such a manner that she was powerless to resist and was com pelled to do whatever was demanded. This enchantress would command her to go to cer tain business men and ask for a loan of money or their indorsement on a note, and she would be so worked upon by tbe colored "hoodoo" that she was as clay inthe hands of the potter. The money thus procured was all taken by the colored woman and appropriated. Some of Miss Longbrake's clothing is now in ber posses sion, and before tbe dressmaker broke the spell that bad been woven about ber, she worked 13 days making dresses tor the "black art" pro fessor. This, in short is Mies Longhrake's remarka ble story, and her reason for borrowing the money ana her sudden disappearance, ana her friends are now taking steps to make the colored woman disgorge. More sensational details are promised, not the least of which is a story told in connection with Miss Long- brake's disclosures, to the effect that a number of business men In this dry have also been victims of tbis same woman who, by tbe same arts, has extorted from them large sums of money. The TJsnal Verdict. From the Detroit Free Fress.l Eighty-two persons have been killed ia the United States during the past six months by boiler explosions, and in no one case has any one been held legally responsible for the ca lamity. This ought to encourage tin peddlers to run engines. TRI-STATE TRIPLES. FrvB years ago John Sill, of West Chester, purchased a 6-cent peach and buried the ker nel. Tbis season he picked eight baskets from the tree which grew therefrom. - The heaviest real estate owner ia Berks county is James C.Levengood, of Womelsdorf, proprietor of 11 farms. Sixteen months ago J. P. Rochester, ot Logan, O., lost bis family pet dog while on a trip with tbe mining engineers' excursion around the mines. One evening last week the Uttle fellow came trotting Into the house, wild with joy at seeingthe family again. Where he bad been all this time no one knows. He had cot been heard from since lost more than 20 miles from home. A citizen of WellsvMe, O., now 7i years old, boasts tbachebasnever paid a cent to a law yer, doctor or minister. 'Squibs J. T.Bbodt, an old aad prominent citizen Of Charlestown, W. Va,, died last week. He was a relative of President Van Buren, and a near neighbor of J.Teniraore Cooper, tbe novelist In his early life In New York- Ha lo cated In Charlestown in 1857, and was in the Confederate army as Quartermaster, and drew the last dollar ever paid out ot the Confederate treasury, the day preceding tho fall of Rich mond. The Tarentum Sim reports that there are 118 old maids in that vicinity. While hunting back of Dunmore, near Pittston, several days ago a man came upon a rattlesnake, and as he shot it a wildcat made a jump for him. His dog grabbed the wildcat by tho bind legs, asd the wildcat whirled and sent tbe dogf away, yelping. Then the sportsman mada a fierce kick, which, seat the cat out of slht down a deep mine-hole. AWHEiLno youth was engaged to fear drla at the same Use.' AH feand it oat serf jww Ua't WHfagsd at sK1 -1 , , s 5 CUKIOUS C08MHSATI0KS. Mapleton, Me., points with pride to a A local 4Jf pound Irisk potato. It is estimated that Jg.We.OGQ has bees paid to hotel keepers fa. tie White Mountains this summer. A woman in Wadley, Ga., has become a grandmother at the age of 98. Site married when only It, and her daughter did likewise. Frederick Livingstone, aged 86 years, and the oldest man in Peterbofe.N.H., is Presi dent of the First National Bank: In t&at town, and it found dally at his post of duty. Mrs. Cynthia McPheeters, living; aear Greescastle, IniL, i 80 years old. Ob her last birthday she entertained a party of friends asd baked tbe cake that formed a portion of tee repast "Aunt" Belle Crawford, aged 90 years, who has lited in Kansas since 1866, toother first ride on a railroad train the other day, ge. IngfremAtehiseatoWyaadsttewitethefaal. ly of her aiece. A letter was received at the State House in Boston the other day addressed to "Governor John A. Andrew." It ease from a veteran of the Civil War fa New Zealand, asd made isqabias about certalfl back pay. A magnificent Esjlwh kee, known as the "Wlsfarthisg oak," which measured 38 feet 7 Inches in girth in 1741, has jastbeea re measured and found to have grown bat: 17 inches In tbe interval 130 years, Horatio N. Waldo sad wife, of AreaaV, .celebrated their sixtieth wedding aaaJvewary recently. Mr. Waldo Is 81 years old. was an ar dent Abolitionist and his bouse wasastatiea iu wjo lamoua "unaergrouna railway." Very few people are aware hew may more people have visited the Paris ExBeaW6 than were admitted to the Centennial at FWa- ' delphlaln 1K76. This had 9,867,635 visiters aad the iParis Exposition Is in a fair way to have The Bussiaa clergy have set up a mas sive clock to cerameaorate the Bork! railway aceMest ia which the Czar aad his family nar rowly escaped death. Tha dock faces theseena ot the accident and once a year, at the exact hour, a heavy silver bell tolls fox five raiautea. A- unique triple anniversary oecaned Sunday la St Mark's Chares, corner of Bed ford avenue and South Fifta street, Brooklyn. It was the celebration of the completion of the first GO years of the history of tha church, of SO years' service by the rector. Rev. Dr. Samuel i3fi& gears' servtee by the sex- I " ,. . ... iiit eoioay oi vieteris, js-avsnun. witq ,100,060 inhabitants, Is said to master M9 "re ligious sects," easily beatifig the record of oar country, of which It was oaee said teat we had "a hundred rrtijioHS but only oee gravy." Bat what is a "religious seet!" Two of tfeteee Vic torians are set down as "secret wnmMooM," one as a "fatalist" and six, profess "reJfcjoo sd." There are between 660 aad 660 CMaa men in Sunday schools aad missieas ia New York. They are there chiefly to learn te taBr. English, for there are only 68 ot the aaafeer who are out-and-out Cbiietiaas; thatla, mm bers of the churches. A religions worker among tha Mongolians Bays Oe chorea people have got to realize that the Chlniiaa.it is a pretty hard subject to Christianise. Miohele Giovanni Batista Kessese? sailed from New York August 21 on the City of Paris. He came home a week-ago last Friday. When helefthome he sealed 388 possess net When be had Sntobed his training at Cartabad he weigh ed 173 pounds. Leanness is so foreign to his nature, though, that he has new ckmbid back to 19a, aad his weight is still growing. Few of bis friends recognize him la bis etaaged con dition. At the funeral of Mrs. Isaac WT. Sher man, wblch was solemnized last week at New port, K. X, the first carriage contained the be reaved husband two of his brothers and a sis ter.the combined ages of whom was 868 years.aa average of 77 years. The longevity of this family is really remarkable. Mr.8ermaahas six brothers and sisters living, aad the com bined ages of the seven Is SS years, an average of 75 years. A Kissimme, Fla., paper says that S.W. Short, of that city, while digging in aa Indian mound unearthed an Indescribable geld seme thing, supposed to be a trinket or ornament be longing to the long-ago era of the mound baBd ers. It was found only a foot below the sar face, is very bright and smooth aad somewhat resembles the old Bint skinning-knives used ty the Indians before toe introduction of steel. It weighs ten peaflywelgfiC about tee raise of a tlO gold piece. A Moseow haater lost a qaall iaeeifcer day, even after he had shot aad kffled tt Tha bird fell oath's opposite side of a rivalet,a plain' sight of ne shooter, aad he leaped aareas the brook after it having no dog with hta. He bad his eye on the dead bird, but jutsaeaa mink darted out of its hole in the bank, seised the quail in its mouth, aad skipped baek into Its burrow before the SBortsmaa had tenets -file his objections. Ho poked in the hole with a shut, qui tne mine was oeyosa nis reaea. After a foar-daya' trial at EatlaadjTt, Calvin M. Inman, of Hampton, N. Y has been, found not guilty of the murder of Parries Sea- .notat Poultney, October I, 1368. The jwy. without consultation oa the endeaee, reaeaod ' the verdict in genuine Yankee style, it was agreed that those who thought the prisoner guilty were to beM some object la tee closed right band, aad taose considering the prisoner not guilty were to be espty-basded. They stood in line before the foreman of tae jury and opened their haaas, aad aH were empty-handed. The jury were oat only tea minutes. Farmers living ia Oa vieiaity of a a corn-cob pipe factory are exceptionally fortu nate. Although many BatiKon of cobs are burned or allowed to rot every year, the prise for pipe-making purposes) keeps up. A farcer living near WaehlngtenMo., recently sold IBS bushels of corn for 180 and got $37 for the cobs. This Is at the rate of 67a a baaae, and if onlr sufficient Missouri meerschaums were smoked to make tbe demand larger, tarmers weald soon be rich. Cora cob, pipes are manufactured by a very simple proerss, and are la tais de mand all over the country. Secaa wera re cently shipped to Jsarope, aad mere wera. ordered soon after their arrival. Giles GiSbrd, of Newton, Pa., m a race with a Woodcbaek on Farmer BttesH. Tompkins' place the other day. He saw the woodchucknibbliegia the clover, qaite a dis tance from hjk bote, and pat la his beet Heks to reach the bofe ahead of tee woedeaaek. Gil ford got tbere first and Hack his heel in the hole, with his teat toward to e scampering ani mal. There wasn't room for the woedchuck and the heel, too. and so the weodehaak stuck its teeth through Glffsrd's boot and into his big toe. That made Gifford remove h4s heel from tho hole with good deal ot celerity, and the woodchuek then sHppea oat of sight in a twinkling. GiSeri went Heaping away. TBE LAUGHING PHILOSOPHERS. light collars are said to be the eaase of nearsightedness. Itlswelltoreaember, however, that tight callers are frequently able to see double. Hotton Transcript. Sammy Maw, what does it meaa by a tnan laughing In his sleeve r" fAIrs. Lanworth Better ask your father; he has hidden many a smile under bis vest Terrs Haute totprttt The Czar embraced the Kaiser aad The Kaiser bagged tbe Czar. As bruisers shake each other's hand Ere they begin to spar. VHicaga iwM,i. Oldbaan Yes. rav dear Miss DasalevtV they say, you know, teat every man of 40 If oMher a fool or : p&ytieian. -. .& Miss DasMer-And vet I did sot knew, Mr, Oldbean, teat you had ever stadMed sudfetee,; America. Y "I am quite surprised, Mr. Meeker, ter ac count for y oar wife's knowledge of parUsmeatary law." "She? Great Cssart Hasn't she oeea speaker of tbe house for the last fifteen years T" Kictt mond JHtpateli. "Do you know who her grandfather was? Have yon- ascertained anything la regard to ber pedigree r These are telaga yea oaget te know about the woman yoa are to make year wife." "Oh, hang her grandfather!" "My boy, that'sj-ast what teey did. "-Judge. "What are yoa doing these days. Jack? "1 am looking resad to get a position with little work and big pay." 'Yoa'll never get R." "Why not?" 'Becaose yoahaye no poHUeal lnllu enee, "-Boston Courier. "What a Crowd ia Bestoa Means. Straa-ger-WBat Is tee meaning of this vast crowd something anssnat happening 1 Boston AUn-I don't know. sir. IhaveJastM rlved on tea ground myself. It may 6?' TBiDhonT concert is last over, or It may oa that Air. SBlUvaa la drank again, -juagc. Don't tret inbllaat John Henry, a Jury awarded the. plaintiff in yonr brsaeti sCj promise salt onlysUcentsdsmagea. nu of voar seers deeldss that when losing Ji a maiden oalT Iee aixecati. It Isttee lr; .nn.nilr .lata nf vaarsetfoa Urtat aaa rt-t TWWMSfta tea slot of oUT.-d Vw?BW ssrlrw4T ."' - A