KlHBSSsB 'V 'n I k I ft T N- )t 3$$alcfj. ESfABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1848. Yol.44, o.I35, Enured at Pittsburg Postolfice. November H, law, u second-class miner. Business Office 97 and 99 Fifth Avenue. News EoomB and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. Zastern Advertising Office, Itoom 44, Tribune Building, IvewYork. .Average net clrcnUtlon of the dally edition of The Dispatch for six months ending August 31, ISS9, u sworn, to before City Controller, 30,045 Copies per Issue. Avenge set clrcnUtlon of the Sunday edition of Tee Dispatch for three months ending Anguit ts. 1S8S, 5t5,643 Copies per issue. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. POSTAGE FREE IN THE rXITED STATES. DAILY DISPATCH, One 1 ear 8 00 Dailt Dispatch, Per Quarter 00 Daily Dispatch. One Month 70 Daily Dispatch, including Sunday, lyear. looo DAILY Dl6FATCH.inclndliiKbnnday,3m'tlis. ISO Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday. I month 90 Sukday Dispatch, Onelear 2 50 TV eexxy Dispatch, One 1 ear 1 15 The Daily Dispatch Is delivered br carriersat IScentsper week, or Including Sunday edition, at Scents per week. P1TTSBLTKQ. MONDAY. SEP. 30. 1SS9. A ITOlf-PABTISAH APPOINTMENT. The appointment of General Prentiss, a Missouri Democrat, to a postoffice, is one of the exceptional examples of breaking over party lines, made by the present ad ministration. It is done on the declaration of Secretary Xoble that Prentiss is a splendid fellow, and that party feeling onght not to prevail against him. But if this course is adopted in the case of one Democratic splendid fellow, why not in that other equally splendid and no less Democratic character? On the supposition that the encaging characteristics of General Prentiss, who made a gallant but losing fight at Shiloh, inclnde the qualities that make a good postmaster, cannot the same rale be applied elsewhere just as well? Or rather the fact that party lines can be broken over, being established, would not the more logical course be to keep in office all whether Democrats or Republicans who have demonstrated their ability and in dustry in the discharge of their public duties? It is not hazardous to predict that such a rule would result in a higher standard ot public service than that of discarding partisanship only when a member of the Cabinet happens to be personally ac quainted with tne fact that the candidate is a fine fellow. TEE TYPICAL BACE EI0T. The full returns with regard to that al leged race war at Pratt's mines, near Birm ingham, Ala.,are now in, and the usual dis closure is made of the most ridiculous char acter. A colored woman got into a dispute with a white boy, and actually overturned the urchin's goat cart, and slanged the boy's mother. After which the lather of the fam ily went to the colored woman's house, knocked her down and beat her over the head with a rjistol. This is the statement given by the assailant himself to the re- f porter of the Birmingham Age-Herald; and K,;that is the sum total of the "race riot," T ' Some people appear to have had a dim per- ception th the negroes might be justified at resenting the chivalrous attack of an angry white man upon a saucy negro worn in, and telephoned for troops. Some parts of the South are yet a long way off from civilization. A GENEBAL EXCUSE. One of the Eastern courts, which has been straggling with the usual heavy task of se curing a jury without intelligence or infor mation enough to know anything about the case to be tried, has developed a new ex cuse by which the average citizen can escape jury service. One ot the jury im paneled asserted that he had lost faith in the jury system, and the Judge on that ground excused him from service. The precedent thus set is likely to have a wider application than the court is likely to have perceived. The average citizen who desires to escape the service to his coun try of sitting in a box as tlfc target for the eloquence ot counsel, is often hard pushed for excuses and sometimes has to stretch the limit of veracity to the point of rupture. This is a subject of regret; but the excuse which proved valid in this case will avoid all necessity of strained relations with the truth. The great majority of our citizens can truly aver that they have lost faith in the jury system; and when that plea is ac ' cepted, they can go on their way rejoicing and leave justice to look out for itself. The general adoption of this rule would leave the jury box free to the professional jurors who have necessarily an abiding faith in the system, as a means of bread and butter. It might also hasten some reforms in the system which would command public faith in it. EIGHTS ON THE STREETS. The general adoption of the system of electricity for street transit in Cleveland has just developed a new dispute, which onght to teach a lesson to all municipalities, with regard to the preservation of common rights upon the street. One of the street nar lines adopting the electric power was the first to put up its poles and wires on Su perior street, the central point where all the street car lines of the city converge. An other line which is of equal importance -now desires to come upon Superior street and to share in the use of the poles and wires which the first company put up. This is opposed by the first company, which claims exclnsive rights. The conse quence is that if its claim of exclusive right is sustained, either the principal street of Cleveland will have to become a labyrinth of electric poles and wires, or only one electric line can be admitted to that street. The company seeking entrance to the street bases its claim upon a previous con tract for joint use and occupancy of the poles and wires, but this is an extremely narrow and limited view to take of it. The right position is that the public interest and pub lic proprietorship ot the streets forbids the gaining of any exclnsive privileges by cor porations, so that any method of use of the itreet can be concentrated in one corporation to the exclusion of all others. A street like Superior street, in Cleveland, or Fifth avenue, in Pittsburg, should be open to all companies when they desire to come upon the track in order to reach the central part of the city, subject, of course, to a fair charge to reimburse the people who have built the poles and wires or the conduit necessary to establish such new methods of transit. The vital principle which affords the solution of half the difficult problems of conflicting rights and interests in the streets, is that the public character of the streets forbids any such establishment of exclusive privileges as uill maintain a monopoly in any form of transit This is the issue at stake in Cleveland, and as it will arise in all cities -where competing or riral roads desire ana need the use of the same streets, the principle which establishes monopoly is the false one; that which, pre vents it is the true one. AN 1HP0BTANT DLLTJSTEATION. The statement as published in the local press this week that there is a demand for miners along the Honongahela Valley, ow ing to a large number of the old miners having obtained work elsewhere, is impor tant as an illustration of a great economio principle, in addition to its bearing upon certain leading business schemes of the present juncture. It is often held, as an excuse, of the ten- dencv toward combination, that competition only acts upon wages in one direction that of crowding down the price of labor. That view entirely ignores the action of competi tion in the demand for labor. The most frequent effect of industrial combinations is in stifling that demand; but although the action of the compensatory prin ciple is slow, it is bound to come. The coal miners' case is an illustration. There have been numberless struggles to put up or put down the price of mining; but when the low wages and long stoppages have led the miners to seek other fields of labor, the de mand for their work makes itself apparent This has two important applications. The first is that the policy of crowding down wages and keeping laborers standing idle one-third or one-half the year, has its inevitable penalty. "With that policy per sisted in, the desirable and reliable labor will drift away to other fields, and only the ignorant, reckless and vicious classes can be secured. It is the best policy in the long run for employers to treat their labor well; and while immediate profits may be en hanced by ignoring this principle, they will be forced to give back their penalty in the end. This principle has a decided application in estimating the possibility ot the pro posed coal combination as a united force in crowding down wages. That was, on the surface,one of the greatest possibilities of in creased profit from that organization. But if the coal trade now is forced to advertise and offer inducements to get miners, any effort on the part of a combination to force wages down would only result in leaving its coal unmined. Back of all this is the vital point that the surest way to secure the most permanent and best wages is to make the competition of employers for labor as free and universal as the competition of labor for wages. A PBESUMPTTVE THICK. A very singular proposition has been made and accepted, in the grant of a munici pal franchise for a street railroad in Brook lyn. The company applying for the use of the street offered 100 per cent of its gross re ceipts for the privilege. As this looked like exceedingly liberal terms, the city au thorities promrdly snapped it up, and the singular deal is an accomplished fact, only awaiting experience as to what it means. Of course it is not necessary to say that a proposition of this sort justifies a presumption of crookedness; and ought not to be accepted, except on the theory that the city is able to see that the biter gets bitten. Corporations do not generally go into the street railroad business for the sake of giving all their money to the public; and when one comes forward with an offer to build tracks, pay operating expenses and turn over all the gross receipts to the city, it assumes the character of one of those gifts of the Greeks, which are especially to be distrusted. It will be interesting to watch the devel opment of this scheme, and the pretext by which the corporation dodges fulfilments of its pretended offer. It will also be important to learn whether Brooklyn has city officials with backbone enough to make the corpora tion live np to its contract or forfeit the franchises gained under false pretenses. WESTEEN LAND MORTGAGES. Tne failure of the Farmers' Loan and Trnst Company, a corporation engaged in negotiating mortgage loans on Kansas land and guaranteeing the interest, calls attention to the extent of the business of negotiating such loans. The total loans of 13 land companies are about 51,000, 000, while the loans of other similar corpo rations, ot insurance companies'and of indi viduals are beyond statistical knowledge. The failure of one company does not indi cate a lack of security in the business. At the same time, it is plain that while the business, conservatively and properly man aged, can be made very sound, it is most open to the abuses of careless loans, extrava gant management or more downright dis honesty. Integrity and stability can make a first-class and solvent business of bring ing the surplus capital of the East into closer relations with the borrowers of the "West Recklessness and dishonesty can utterly discredit it, just as they can any other line of enterprise. TJndeteeeed by the unhappy experience of the other newly-wedded Blaine couple, Mr. and Mrs. Emmons Blaine have gone to Bar Harbor for their honeymoon. This bride has a quality behind her which will conquer Bar Harbor and all the inhabitants thereof. As a rather amusing example of the lengths to which partisan journalism leads, the once moderately independent and in telligent New York Post is found in its editorial assertion on Saturday that (1) when Mr. Cleveland became President the railway mail service was entirely filled by Republicans; (2) that he only made 1,999 re movals; and (3) that the Harrison adminis tration has discharged 2,434 men, "nearly all of them solely because they were Demo crats." As this discloses the fact that the Republican administration has discharged more Democrats than the Democratic ones appointed, it becomes a rather puzzling question how the surplus of 435 Democrats got their noses into the crib. The delight and pleasure which Edwin Arnold is expressing over all that he sees in this country is flowing forth so freely that we fear it will not last much longer than during .his stay with us. A good many sarcasms are 'afloat con cerning the safety of Mr. Pulitzer's offer to subscribe $100,000 to New York's "World's Fair provided twenty-four others can be fonnd to subscribe the same sum. Possibly the string tied to the gift will suffice; but if New York, out of its best millionaires, has not two dozen, besides Mr. Pulitzer, who have got $100,000 to put into that project, it will be discreet in it to retire permanently and promptly from all Exposition enter prises now and hereafter. The chestnut season is approaching. - This may convey an intimation to the campaign ers of the day that they need sot longer re- WSmimKVISSSitaifsSifiViaASKS-.. t.SBaKSSZt r Jfau.A iMBiPBir i! iMiMHMiliri 1 1 tm Ih1 ilsiinliilhli'f'liiiMBissii r-st ktfrai.rKrawfef- ..jv,." ..isit" !THE PITTSB UKGr plenish their supply of arguments from last year's stock. The proposition is made in San Francisco to license prize fights at the rate of $5,000 each. As this would confine the enjoy ments of prize fighting to the gilded circles of bonanza society, it would seem to be es pecially suited to the California notion of shaping laws and their administration es pecially for the benefit of the millionaires. Youno Napoleon Ives is more lucky than Young Napoleons Ward and Harper; but he does not get off half so well as the veteran Napoleons, Gould and Sage. Senator Ingalxs' declaration in favor Atchison, Kan., as the site for the 1893 ex position, is to be taken solely as evidence that Kansas wants to get its share of that 512,000,000-per-second increase of the na tional wealth, which Senator Ingalls has elucidated in his speeches. The statement that Sugar Trust certifi cates which were up to 125 are now at 87, permits the conclusion that the investors are most thoroughly sweetened. The French Government, in declaring the votes cast for Boulanger and Rochefort to be null and void, is probably inspired by the determination to show that it cannot be beaten by a "West Virginia returning board, in the latest inventions for making elections come out the right way. After this week the agony will be over and the nation can rest calmly in the knowl edge that the baseball championship is set tled. The bogus diploma business is one of those industries, like the green goods trade, that constantly rises triumphant above the obstacles of the law. The new discovery of an institution of that sort in the East is an index of the unconauerable desire of the publio to be deceived. PEOPLE OP PROMINENCE. The richest maiden in California is Miss Jennie Flood. It was reported lately that she was to marry Mr. Loubat, of Now York, but Mr. Loubat's property roll is not as large as hers, and his suit did not culminate In an en gagement La ports now enjoys the distinction of hav ing the only lady pastor In Indiana. Miss Mila K. Topper to-day accepted a call to the pastor ate of the Unitarian Church. Miss Tapper Is a graduate of Cornell. University and is described as a lithe little woman of easy grace and charming manners. Italy has oeen almost devastated by the Abyssinian Embassy bearing presents to King Humbert The King of Abjssinta's brotber headed the delegation, and several dignitaries accompanied htm. Their appetites are enor mous. Ten of them ate 37 steaks at one sitting. Unless the presents are very valuable Italy will lose by their visit Says an American tourist, writing from Rome: "We went to St Peter's twice on Sun day to hear the choir. They aro all men. and there Is one among them who has a phenome nal soprano voice. He is called The Angel of St Peter's.' If I had not looked right at him when he was siftging I should not have believed that the voice was a man's." No wwtAS is less known to the newspaper world than Mrs. Depew, though her husband's name is a honsehold word all over the country, perhaps because she is a very quiet home-keeping person, and because Mr. Depew is wise enongh to be always civil and communicative to reporters, so that their curiosity and investi gative instincts are allayed by bis cheerful frankness. She is, however, as genial and pleasant-tempered as her famous husband, and has a good deal of his humor, perhaps through long association with him. Herb BoTEL,a wonderful tenor, is fascinating the audiences at the Krall Gardens, Berlin. He was a coachman not long ago, and his rise to fame has been romantic in its details. Ho must find opera singing more remunerative ami agreeable than driving horses. At a recent Sunday night rendition of a popular opera he was recalled six times after one song, and masses of flowers were showered upon him. He is ambitions to come to America,and will doubt less have a chance to gratify bis ambition be fore long. Whxiam Bell Assistant Surveyor of the Postofljce Department of England, is in this country examining our postal system. He ex presses surprise that the railway companies' here carry the inspectors and mail clerks free. In England all postal employes have to pay their fares and are reimbursed by the depart ment It has also perplexed Mr. Bell to under stand how the inspectors here are able to com plete an examination in one or two weeks, when It requires a month or two in England. He says that the profits of the department of En gland last year were 520,000,000. PARTISAN METiOROLOGT. A Virginia Weather and Political Prophet on Repabllcaolam. rSrJCCIAL TELEOBAM TO TOE DISPATCH. 1 Alexandria, Va., September 29. Captain Jobn C. Nigbtingill is the oldest Democrat In Alexandria, and his political prognostications, together with his weather prophecies, are all made upon certain signs which appear in the heavens, tbe benefit of wbich he gives to his friends without compensation. In talking to day of the recent floods and heavy rains, he said: "1 think the cause of the heavy loss of life by water and the extraordinary loss of property by fire in this conntry during the present year is due entirely to tbe fact that the Republican party is in control of the nation's affairs. There never has been a Republican administra tion within my recollection that has not been attended by great loss of life and property, and the great Ruler of all things bas never failed to express His indignation of Republican con trol on inauguration day by giving such a day for the ceremonies as would make a Laplander ashamed ot the party. "Just think of the Johnstown flood, Seattle and Spokane Falls fires, tbe Cronin murder and the Tanner episode. I tell you that nnles the Democrats get control tbe country will go to rnin. I regret to say that Harrison's adminis tration will continue as it has begun, and the country must suffer." A PAUPER'S GREAT FORTUNE. The Inmate of nn Almshouse Heir to Two Million Dollnrs. Shaxokht, September 29. John Brennan, of this place, has fallen heir to $2,000,000, left him by his sister, Mrs. John Carson, who died in California a few weeks ago. Brennan occa sionally worked at the mines and spent all his earnings in rum. He was frequently in tbe almshouse, and it was there be was fonnd yes terday by the lawyer who bore to him the news of his great luck. Brennan was brought to a barber's shop and subsequently to a clothier's, and, having some what Improved his personal appearance, he started for California to claim his enormous legacy. DEATHS OF A DAT. Robert G. Ford. rSFZCIAL TELEOEAM TO TBI DISPATCn.l Gbeessbbbg. September 59. Eobert G. Ford, for a number of years Superintendent of tbe Bell's Gap Ballroad, near Altoona, died suddenly In Colorado to-day. He recently resigned the saper lntendencror tbe road and went to Colorado to accept a position as Superintendent of an exten sive coal -works. He was about years old. and a son-in-law or ex-Sheriff 1. t Steele, of Bellwood, formerly of this place. He was universally re spected. His remains will be brought here lor in terment. Genernl Snmnel V. Slnrgls. ST. PAUL, Beptcmbcr S9.-Qeneral Samuel V. Sturgls, U. 8. A., died it his home In this city yesterday. He graduated from West Point In 1846, along with George B. McCleUan, Stonewall Jackson, Stoneman, Pickett and many oilier famous soldiers 'While reconnolterlng before the . battle of Buena Vista as becond Lieutenant or the uragoons, he was captured by the Mexicans, beneralbturgls subsequently engaged in some of the most Important battles of the War of the JXebelllon. '.-DISPATCH, THE CRITIC. The Smnlt Book A Product of a Period Without Leisure William Dnmpler, the Pirate His Now Voyage Around the World-The Heroine of ibo Open Door Barrouffh's Indoor Studios. We have got a long way past tbe time when books were three feet high. The only books which reach that altitude in these days are ac count books. There are old folios, such as we look at in tbe windows of Devi's store on Lib erty street but which, somehow, very few of us seem to go in and buy. Those old towers be longed to tbe days when people had leisure. Leisure to-day is almost as obsolete as Chain armor. Everybody is in a hurry. And yet al most everybody is interested in books. The result of this peculiar condition of things is the small book. The small book, which we can hold in our hand and put in our pocket if we please and read through in 90 minutes, is one of the signs of the times. And the publishers are always up with the times. That is why we have so many excellent series of short biographies and histories. "American Men of Letters," "Araer can Statesmen," "American Commonwealths." These books are small only by measurement ot inches. They are meant for people who are both thoughtful and busy. Here is a new volume in MacMillan's "En glish Men of Action," being the biography of William Dampier. William Dampier was not one of the world's great ones. 1 doubt if many people will find any facts or associations com ing up to meet his name. Wellington we know, and Lord Lawrence we know; these En glish men of action we have Borne idea about But William Dampier who can answer Ques tions about him? The fact Is that William Dampier was a pirate. He was one of those old seventeenth century buccaneers who are so interest ing to meet with in books, but whom in Teal life we would no doubt have gladly given a wide berth. The passengers of the Acapulco treasure ship, with its lading of 850,000 pieces of silver, besides many chests of jewels, were not at all pleased when they saw Sampler's flag floating in the breeze on tbe horizon. Dampiers piratical expeditions took him off on long voyages, and several times he sailed around the globe. That was a great feat in those days. The sailing vessels of the seven teenth century differed lrom the "ocean grey hounds" of to-day as an ox-wagon differs f rom a locomotive engine. They made good time if they got over a reach of water in 12 months wbich men run over easily nowin 60 days. For one thing, they bad no sheathing on the bot toms of tneir ships; and in all long journeys they had to put in every once in a white to shore, careen tbe boat over on the beach, scrape off the shells and seaweed, and put oa a coat of pitch and tallow. Then they had such instruments and such charts that finding their way was more than half guesswork. Tbe captain was in good spirits if the ship was anywhere within a hun dred miles of tbe course he wanted to kesp. The sunken rocks, and reefs, and shoals were most of them waiting to be made known by the costly experience of shipwreck. A man to be a sailor in those days needed to have tbe strong heart which Horace wrote about. He needed an equally strong stomach. Tbe navigators of Dampier's day soaked their meat in brine which made it "harder and less nourish ing than mahogany," before they were out of 6ight of land. Lucky was the ship which did not lose two-thirds of all her seamen by the plague of scurvy. William Dampier braved all these dangers and discomforts, and added to them the perils of the profession of a pirate. They had no "repellers" nor "crabs" in those days. "The great war Syndicate" had never been dreamed of. Bat they had "powder chests" which dis charged broadsides of old iron and rusty nails, and tboy had pikes, with stout arms to wield them. Mr. Clark Russell, who writes this life of Dampier, puts one of those fierce fights into a sentence. "The castellated fabrio rolling oa the seas, echoing in thunder to the blasts whlcl roar from her wooden sides. The crowds o men swaying half naked at the guns; the fall ing spars; tbe riddled sails; the great tops filled with smoke-blackened sailors wildly cheering as they fllnc their grenadosupon the decks of the enemy, or silent as death as they level their long and clumsy muskets at forms distinguished as the leaders of tbe fight by their attire, com bine in a picture that rises In crimson-tinctured outlines upon the dusky canvas of the past, and, though two centuries old, startles and fascinates as if it were a memory of yesterday." Be Ale his feats of circumnavigation, there werekwo things which marked out William Dampier from the crowd of pirates who harried the'seventeentb century seas; he wrote a book, and he was personally acquainted with Robin son Crusoe. Mr. Clark Russell has read more old books of voyage than most of us have ever beard of, And among others he came upon one with this title: A New Voyage Hound the World, de scribing particularly the Isthmus of America; several coasts and islands in tbe West Indies; the Isles of Cape Verd; the passage by Terra del Fnego; the South Sea coasts of Chili, Peru and Mexico, and a long list of other places which I have no space to quote. (Those Im mense old tones had spacious vestibules.) "Tbeir soil, rivers, harbors, plants, fruits, ani mals and inhabitants. Their customs, religion, government trade, etc" This was Sampler's book. This sturdy buccaneer had keen and ob servant eyes. We know more about geography now than he did, but few men see more with tbeir eyes. And he handled his blunt pen as well as bis sharp sword. And be knew Robinson Crusoe. He knew him before Defoe did, so long before, in fact, and so well, that there is good reason for thinking that be was the man who brought Robinson Crusoe and Daniel Defoe together. We ought to have a kindly feeling toward this old pirate for that at least But how it happened, I will have to leave the book to tell. . There aro no pirates in the last three Henty books. But there are adventures enongh of other kinds to make up. Nobody to-day is writing such interesting, wholesome and manly books for boys as Mr. Hentv. One would have to offer a large reward to get any healthy boy to read such bulky volumes as Sir T. Gardner Wilkinson's book on Egypt, or Hazlett's His tory of the Republic of Venice. And after the boy got through be would very likely have learned little. But all the best that is In these books is in The Cat oBubastes and The Lion of St. Mark's. One of these stories turns upon tbe killing of a sacred cat in tbe days before the Hebrews made their escape from Egyptian bondage. The other tells the adventures of a plucky English boy among the gondolas, and bravos and conspirators o? Venice in tbe days of her struggle with Genoa. Captain Bayley's Heir wanders away to the gold fields of Cali fornia, and not only gets plenty of treasure, but wins back bis good name from the stain of an unjust and unfounded accusation. Mr. Henty's boys are all sturdy, honorable, manly fellows, and good companyforany boy in Pitts burg. To hate a lie. to love a horse, to be serenely indifferent to the gossip of the neighbors, these good nrinciples which are common to most of Mr. Henty's heroes, were taught by her father to the Baroness Gabrielle von Dobna. Gabrielle is tbe heroine of Miss Howard's The Open Door. Here is a good novel. The plot is un flaggingly interesting, tbe people worth know ing, tho conversation onuui u nu listen ing to, and the story charmingly told. "Guenn" was a strong novel, and the scene wasrefreshinelynew and graphically drawn, and the situation was not conventional. It was interesting too, from first to last But it was wretchedly sad in its ending. It was unpardon ably pathetic No book has any right to end as "Guenn" ended. "The Open Door" is better. I hope that there never existed quite such an exasperating old lady as the Countess of Kronfels. As for her detestable little pet doe "Mousey," be reminds one of that ugly, malicious, crinning image in Austery's "Fallen Idol." He was certainly possessed with the devil. But the Fran Major may be found in many neighborhoods. And Hugo and Gabrielle and Mercedes and the sculptor Berchard and Gripp'i the count's attendant We get into irnnA company when we come to know them. This, however, is all Arabic to anybody who has not read the book. "The Open Door" gets its title from asentence In the writings of the Stoic Eplctetus. Hugo Kronfels, tbe hero, thrown from his horse, and made a cripple, as it seems, for lif e, reads every day from Eplctetus that grim philosopher's en couragement of suicide: "Above all things re member that tbe door lsupen." All the doors of life, except that, seem closed to Hugo. By and by, however, as the days go on he finds two fxiends, one is Bernhard, a working. mokdatseptemb: man, a cutter of stone, with the possibilities of an artist in him, altogether a strong, fine fellow. Tho other is Gabrielle, his distant cousin, who has come to take the thankless post of companion to her aunt, bis mother, the old lady with the dog. And these friends open better doors, one tbe door of helpfulness, the, other tbe door of love Hugo was a good deal like that old writer, who set down In a book of his Ecclesiastes by name, and found in the libraries of all respect able people set down there, as the result of his peculiarly rich experience, that he "hated lite." And Hugo escaped out of that blind pessimism, as everybody may, by tbe open door of help. Some poor children hurt in an acci dent an old woman 16 years bedridden, a young girl in a time of great moral danger through Bernhard, Hugo gets interested in helping these people, and like all genuine helping, that helps him. And the other open door Is love. But yon must eo to tbe book for that A good book. Interesting, earnest pure, uplifting, one oi tbe best books I have read for many a day. Thepoople in that little German town which makes the background of "The Open Door, talked, almost without exception, about each other. Such sort of conversation may lack charity alasl But it Beldora lacks interest We all like to bear about the doings of other people. .. , The editor of "The Critic" was well aware or this wide spread trait of human nature, and took advantage of it in a series of descriptlopi of Authors at Borne, which have been gathered into a pleasant book. ... We are introduced here to 20 most interest ing men and women, of whom we know more orless through their writings. We see them face to face and meet them in a deliehtluiiy hospitable mood. We get into their studies, and note where the desk stands, and what books are on tbe shelves, and how deep tne litter is upon the floor. This is not particularly important information, but it is very pieasm, nftvorfhilrs 'In learn that MurVTwMn has a billiard tabl in tbe middle of his study and plays a first rati game, and tnat, in addition to tnai aumiraui scrap-DOOK oi nis, ne nas aiso myenieu . whlth ctnahlcia tha wHfo. tn rliqnpnse With SUI penders; a shirt, with collar anil cuffs attached wnicn requires neitner nations nor mu, perpetual calendar watch-cbarm, which give the day of the week or of the month," and i game of historical events, played somewha after the manner of cribbage this is not s profound as Emerson's poem on "Brahma, but most of us are interested to know It Alsc that a brnnze bnst of Calvin not the Ref ormei ornaments Charles Dudley Warner's study; and that Mrs. Julia Ward Howe has cornmeal flapjacks every day for breakfast; and that colonel nigginson writes nis paper ior iuo Bazar at a single heat; and that Dr. Hall wears a sioucn nat; ana that jonn uurrougns irres in the midst ot the country which hbhaa written aooui so cnarmingiy. Bvthe wav. thnnlianewnnrkbv Mr. Bur roughs. Indoor Studies is the name ot it but the author has lived out of doors so much that tbe fragrance of tbe fields and the song of the birds gets In, In suite of him. Tbe book opens with a paper on Tboreau, and Includes another on White and Selborne. Nobody can write more appreciatively about these masters ot the art of seeing and thinking than Burroughs. Atiheendof tbe book be tells us. In "An Egotistical Chapter," a good deal about him self, Emerson, Ihoreau, Whitman, Wads worth, Swinbourne be names among writers who have influenced him. Burroughs, who bas interviewed nature as no man who is writing to-day has succeeded in doing, never takes bis notebook out he says. He is a better reporter than that He goes out and sees all he can and comes borne and thinks it over; tben be thinks it over again, and again. In three months be is ready to write. That is the way to do good work. Burroughs knows better than to pick his apples before they are ripe E0JIANCES OP THE BIBLE. A Remarkable Series of Novels to be Pub lished by The Dispatch. Prof. Georg Ebers. the famous Eevptologist, has devoted the greater part of his life to a study of that part of Bible history contained in tbe Book Exodus. Twice, in pursuit of In formation, be has traveled over the ground traversed bv the Israelites in tbeir wanderings. When tbey left the flesh pots of Egypt to search for the promised land. This profound scholar and fascinating author bas been engaged by The Dispatch to write a Biblical novel, to ran through ten numbers of tbe Sunday issue, toe opening chapters of which will be pub lished next Sunday. Prof. Ebers chose'for tbe motive of his romance the departure of the Israelites from Egypt and their wanderings in tbe desert He had abundant material at com mand, and was, therefore, prepared for tbe work as soon as the idea was suggested to him. The idea took entire possession of him, and he felt the inspiration of tbe movements of great bodies of people. He saw, with the vividness of reality, the Red Sea scene and the wander ings In tbe wilderness. While the title of the book is "Joshua," the influence of Moses is distinctly felt throughout This work will be followed by two romances by Elizabeth Stuart Phelps, author of "Tbe Gates Ajar" and "Beyond the Gates," assisted by her husband. Rev. Herbert p. Ward. The first will be entltIed"Come Fortb,"and will treat of tbe time of "Christ and will be published next year when tbe Sunday school children of the Christian world are studying tbe lite of Christ as set forth in the gospel ot St Luke This will be followed by a romance of the time of Daniel. This remarkable series will conclude with a novel by H. Rider Haggard, entitled "Esther," a roriance which will deal with the most bril liant epoch of Bible history, containing more of barbaric pomp and rude magnificence than almost any other period. For this work Mr. Haggard is to receive the magnificent sum of $15,000. I ODD AND ORIGINAL. TONKEES Statesman: A new cloak; called tbe Spiritual, is among tbe new fall rappings. BuonAMTON Republican: "Live and let live' is not the uiotto of the live electric wire. Ci icago Herald: Itrequires a good deal to deaden tho post-theater appetite of a healthy youi g girl. R( Chester Post-Express: The author with a bankbook is the fellow who is destined to make a success of literature. Merchant Traveler: The time approaches when the extravagant youth realizes that he can't trade a linen duster for an overcoat Nsw Yoek Herald: The streets in heaven are said to be paved with gold, but our con tractors are not looking in that direction for a job. Troy Press: It is said to have been a Boston woman who, on board a yacht spoke of a motherly zephyr, meaning thereby a spanking breeze. Baltijioke American: The good a man does is buried with bim; but it is unpleasantly suggestive that no allowance is made for this fact in measuring the grave. A Gentleman nnd a Scholar. From tbe Boston Herald. Sir Edwin Arnold is writing home very flat tering letters about this country and its peo ple Sir Edwin Is a gentleman of excellent taste and discrimination, and he always travels with both qualities along with bim. ne Wanted a Good One. Prom the Alta California.! Mr, Fisher prepared the entire Constitution for Wyoming. That was kind of Mr. Fisher, but why did he copy It so entirely from the Constitution of 1'ennsylvaniaT THE DAY IS PASSING. Else I for the day Is passing, And yon lie dreaming on ; The others have bnckled their armor, And forth to fight have gone; A place in tbe ranks awaits you. Each man has some part to play The past and the future are nothing In the face of the stern to-day. itlse from your dreams of the future, Of gaining some hard-fought field, Of storming some air fortress. Or bidding some giant yield 1 Your future bas deeds ol glory, Of honor God grant It may 1 But your arm will never be stronger, Or the need so great as to-day. Kisel IT the past detains you, Her sunshine and storms forget; Ho claims so unworthy to hold you As those of vain regret; Sad or bright, she Is lifeless forever, Cast her phantom arms away, M or look back save to learn the lesson Of a nobler strife to-day. Else! for the day Is passing ! The low sound that you scarcely hear Is tbe enemy marching to battle Arise! for the roe Is here! 8tay not to sharpen your weapons, Or the hour will strike at last nuen jrom dreams of a coming battle aou may wake to find It oast. jiatWBi Annt fnetor. j. -. V " xf mnn swam ntjl CVU"S flllll 3 1X1.B1 idoi vc smmm -raoiafi -;, A Bather Expensive ,LnxBry to be a Con- trressraan Why Living; la Washlngtoq Is So Dent How Rome of the Senators Aro Housed Mansion Occupied br . Many of Them, (COBKESPOSPZCE OT TUX DISPATCH, Washington, September 28. As fast aa they come to town tbe new members of Con gress are selecting their abodes for the coining winter. Not many members can afford to keep house in this city, as housekeeping is far more expensive here than it Is in almost any large city of the United States. This can be better appreciated, perhaps, when one considers that there is really only a half year in which trades people here can count on a large custom. This Is the reason that fine hotels do not flourish at the Capital, The average season of profit with them Is six months in every year. Many of them close up daring the summer season, re opening in tne fait Two of Washington's best small hotels opened for the winter season September L Tbe larger hotels are open all summer, and all of them lose money. People who come to Washington to keep house must expect to pay a little more for tbe necessaries of life, just as tbe hotels are obliged to charge good rates in winter to make up for possible losses in summer time A cabinet officer spend hardly less than $15,000 a year, even if he does not entertain extensively. A Senator or a member of tbe House of Representatives who wishes to live nicely will hardly get off for less thin the amount of his salary, while many of them spend more than twice that ambnnt every ear. This accounts, in part for the troth of the saying, so often quoted, that- a poor man cannot afford to come to Congress. Senator Frank Hisoock. of New York, spends more than the amount of bis salary every year for tbe apartments he occupies at the Arling ton Hotel. 'Fortunately, Senator Hiscock is not a poor man. 1 he Senators whose misfor tune it is to be poor live in a very humble way. Even an unmarried man cannot save anything out of 85,000 a year. Cheaper to Bent br the Tear. Some of the men wbo live here only in tbe winter season do not know the difference tbat exists in rates of rent, especially for furnished apartments, between winter and summer sea sons. I was pricing some apartments in one of the fashionable apartment houses of Washing ton a few days ago, and I was a little amazed Ft the rate asked. The rental for two very small rooms, not elaborately furnished, with private bath, was S100 per month. "That is," said the proprietor, in explanation, "tbe rate is $600 for six months and $700 for a year. We find it almost impossible to obtain business in tho summer season, and we are glad to realize a very small amount daring tbe dull months." Some public men pay $100 a week for three or four apartments in these apartment houses during tbe winter season. In some of them it is a rule to rent apartments only by the year, and the Congressman who wants to live well in Washington during the winter must usually maintain two establishments the. year round one here and one at his home. Some Senator! Who Live Cheaply. It is not always the wealthy men wbo live ex travagantly here. Senator Plumb, of Kansas, wbo is regarded as a very wealthy man, lives in two very plain apartments on one of the lower flnAws nf n twillrllrtflp l rr ATI all V nnmitflltn tn tfia lEDbitfHouse, and not far from Newspaper iRow. His colleague. Senator Ingalls, whose income is modest, occupied last season a large bouse on Capitol Hill. He will probably be in less expensive quarters next winter, as it is an nounced that his family will spend a greater part oi tne season at mcir noma la xiaosas. Besides, the Senator will not have hereafter the additional income he enjoyed as President pro tempore of tbe Senate. He still holds that po sition, but he drew tb extra salary by virtue of the fact tbat there was no Vice President In other words. Senator Ingalls drew last year ths salary which will be paid in tbe future to fite President Morton. Senator Beck, of Ken tucky, occupied a room on Fourteenth street near F street last season, as unassuming as that of Senator Plumb. When he was taken ill be went into tbe country to live with his son-in-law. Major Goodloe. Senator Beck pay s taxes on $18,000 worth of Washington real es tate, yet he lives as inexpensively as any mem ber of the Senate. His colleague. Senator Blacl burn.who is not reckoned a wealthy man, usually takes his family to one of the hotels. Senntor Sawyer's Mansion. Senator Sawyer was in Washington a few days go inspecting the work on a new resi dence just being completed for him on Con necticut avenue, beyond Dupont Circle. It bas one of the finest locations in the city. It faces tbe acute angle of a large triangular piece of i ground at the intersection of Twentieth and R strents. There is a good bit of parking on all'siaes of it and through a cluster of fine troes I- looks down the avenne to the pretty grassy circle on which the Chinese Legation and tie Blaine mansion are built It is entirely of brlwn stone, with high, pointed, red-tiled roof.fbroken by gables and towers. At tbe corners is a graceful tower supported by a colupn, which forms a feature of the covered stone porch at tbe main entrance on Connecti cut Avenue. Both porch and column are beau tiluUy carved. Within is a large and roomy ceiitral hall, at the end of which is a broad staiiftase with wide landings. On the first flooJ is a reception room, a parlor, a dining roontand a large music room, all finished In bard rood, with blgh wainscoting and paneled cellln ;s. On tbe second floor, in addition to the si eping rooms, is a handsome library. The bouse is almost complete, and it will be ready for ot mpancy next winter. Senator Sawyer s one o tbe wealthiest men in tbe Senatei and oneo: bowe' ue least ostentatious, ills new nome. r. will challenge comnarison withanv InWi hlngton. ow Other Senators Aro Boused. or Stewart of Nevada, lives in a rather house on I street while tbe enormous which he built during bis first term in te is occupied by the Chinese Lega tion. Tbe Chinese Miilster pays a yearly rental of ES.OOO for this honse.and it is held for sale at 8125,000, much less than Its original cost Sena tor Stanford lives in a rented house a big, double, white stone mansion on the corner of Seventeenth and K streets. Senator Vest, of Missouri lived for many years with the Ser geant atlArms or tbe Senate, in a little frame cottage sear the CapltoL Not long ago ho brought pis lamlly to Washincton, and since that tim4 he has been living In a rented bouse on T street near Twelfth, a very quiet neigh borhood.! , His colleazue. Senator Cockrell, has built a blihse of red brick on R street near Sixteenth, and he claims thathe is paying for it rapidlt in the amount of rent be is saving. Senator Paddock, of M ebraska, with his family, occupies! apartments at the Portland flats, wbicb hi engages by tbe year and occupies about six months out of every 12. Senator Hoar, of Massachusetts, lived for a number oi vears ina big boardinz bouse near the band. some borne of Senator Sherman, on K street The boiso Is now for rent and Secretary Noble bad serious thoughts of occupying it, bat be was better suited with another house in tbe same neighborhood. Senator Voorbees, of In diana, used to have apartments at the Portland, but of late years he has been keeping house on Twenty-first street All Bunched Together. Senator Edmunds owns one of tbe finest and most expensive bouses in Washington. It is on Q, street, beyond Dupont Circle, and not far from Senator Sawyer's new house It cost not less than $30,000. Senator Hearst occupies a very large double bouse on Highland Terrace, wbich is on Massachusetts avenue just above Fourteenth street Highland Terrace is one of tbe most desirable residence localities in tbe city. The bouses stand on very high ground, 'some distance back from tbe street, and just below tbem is a terrace, along wbich runs a private carriage way.. Secretary Bayard used to occupy one of these bouses. Secretary Windom'a bouse is just across tbe street from the terrace. Just across from where the ter race runs into Thomas Circle. Senator Morrill lives, in an old-fashioned, single brick bouse. Just behind it, on Vermont avenne. Is the red brick house in which Senator Allison lives. Senator Payne, of Ohio, used to live a few doors below Senator Allison. Senator Chand ler lives in a big double brick house on I street just behind the new Normandio Hotel. Conorcssmen Live Cbenprr. Comparatively few members of the Lower House live in what might be termed "good style" in Washington. Many of the older members own handsome houses, and some of those wbo come here with the assurance of only a single term, live In flats or apartments. Representative Scott, of Pennsylvania, used to nr..nn hnnu nn Lafavette Sauarc Which cost him $50,000. and on the remodeling of which he spent a great many thousand dollars. Mr. Scott however, was the richest member of the House, and he could afford Httle luxuries which were beyond tbe means ;f his less, fa vored associates. O Bbien-Bain. Not So Slow for a PMladelphlan. From th&Phlladelohla Tlmes,i t A PMladelphlan has discovered anpethod of making a gas meter lie in favor of the con sumer. His invention tost him a $50 fine, so that on the whole.lt would have been cheaper, perhaps, for him to have allowed his meter to He in the old way. But he certainly deserves a patent for his ingenuity. Too Lively. Prom the Inter Ocean. An r.f m TMianir savsi "The press of Senat modest mansion the Berh 1,tbe country aro clamoring for a national air." "WhAt's ths matter with the Western cyclone? M v- HlWAB,IMMII,M,i TM M-FaiHi Btoyoteh of TncmsV VaH of Seed Sradins: Matter. Twenty pages of tresh news and (teed liter ature for 6 refits. That's the great Wa!n The Dispatch is now offering to it patron every Sunday. A complete newspaper and magazine combined, its popularity is great and steadily growing. 1 T- The four new States hold elections to-taor row. North and tiouth Dakota are likely to go Republican. Montana and Washington are ea gaged in a close contest and only the eleeWaa returns can decide tbe result The extent of the operations of the English syndicates ia this cuntry haa bees announced- Property worth $50,000,000 haa been sold to them. The recent railroad disaster at Washington Heights, near Chicago, was due to the carelessness of employes. Tha engineer was drunk. A. B. Campbell, of Kansas, is looked upon as the coming man for Pension Commissioner. The political fight In Ohio grows warmer daily. The situation was reviewed at length by a Columbus correspondent Great destitution exists among the Illinois miners. Mexican bandits attacked a diligence in the State of Vera Crux and robbed all the passengers. Johnstown peoP1 .held a meeting and urged tbe necessity of the State continuing its work there. From abroad comes tbe report of an amusing experience ot Mr. Johnson, of Indiana, Vice Consul inXondon. He went over to Paris, and bis carriage was searched to see if be were smuggling chickens. His ignorance of thn French language came near getting him into serious trouble. Tbe war feeling is now dom inant in Germany. The Czar's visit to Berlin has been postponed, owing to the illness of tbe Czarina. The other cable news was of aa in teresting character. XL Captain William R. Jones, of Braddoek, died Saturday night from the effect of injuries re ceived in the recent accident at the Edgar Thomson Works. An Interesting interview with Captain Addison Lysle was given la ths local columns in regard to the Western Penn sylvania waterways. It is stated that Governor Beaver will soon appoint a commission to ex amine into tbe feasibility pr a ship canal from Pittsburg to Lake Erie. Mr. Henrici, of the Economy society, scouts the claims brought against the estate of the late George Eapn. The Homeopathic Hospital is to construct a 20,000 building for a training school and home for lady nurses. David Erdman. tbe Southslde tailor, arrived home and told the story of his arrest and how be was hustled off to Phila delphia. The Black Diamond Steel Works re port an unusually large output ot steel last week. Judge White has dismissed the directors of the Lincoln school and a new board will ha appointed. Ihe Alleghenies won another victory. The score was: Alleghenies, 4; Pblladelphias, L There was an exciting pacing race at Expo sition Park. Tbe usual batch of sporting news and Pringle's review filled the sixth and four teenth pages. m. t Parts H. and IXL contained a great variety of Interesting matter, contributed by Vrell known writers. Frank Carpenter wrote of theSul tan's harem, Henry Haynle of the classie Rhine and Frederic Banburn gave a pen picture of Balfour, tbe Secretary of Ireland. Tbe preparations made for tbe grand enter tainment of the Knights Templar in Washing ton were outlined in a letter from a special correspondent Richard Harding Davis de scribed the mnslc halls of London; Mrs. Frank Leslie sketched scenes at the Paris Exposition and Olive Weston, in her pleasing style, pic tured life at tho royal court of Spain. The noted actor, William J. Florence, contributed a most Interesting novelette, entitled "The Rock on Elmwood Hill." Ella Wheeler Wilcox discussed the question, "Is Society Corrupt!" Ernest Hein richs furnished one of bis pleasing stories, and Rev. George Hodges, H. 8. Hewitt Shirley Dare, Bessie Bramble, Clara Belle, Rudolph Baumbach, G. W. Wilson, Charles Brandon, Charles Victor Sass, Henry La Lnbertle, JohnT. Hatfield and others contributed original mat ter. A paper of local interest written by Brenan, gave an interesting glimpse of tbe dally life of one of those useful public servants, the Pittsburg mall carriers. The usual depart ments aud a variety of choice miscellany com pleted inr excellent number of the people's favorite paper. THE SHAH'S CAT SHOW. The Persian monarch's Vain Attempt to Ke cover a Lost Pet. Prom the Atlanta Journal. A funny incident is related by an Atlanta lady who has just returned from Europe. Tbe Sbah of Persia was passing through the mount ains of England while she was there. Wltn him he had his favorite pet a lovely cat who was being transported in a satin-lined basket as became her royal catshlp. When a lonely pass was reached. Miss Pussy, happening to thrust her head out of the basket esnied a cat walking along, who belonged to a lonely hht nearby. Out jumped the cat and away she went, and although many hours were spent in pursuit of her, she never was found. The Bhah offered 2,000 for her recovery, hut she was not recovered. Upon reaching the nearest town of note he ordered that a cat show be given to which all tbe cats in the neighborhood were bidden. A prize of 2,000 was again offered for the finest cat butamoie tbe hundreds of cats exhibited pussy's dear familiar face was never seen. Great Products oi Great Motions. From the New York Commercial Advertlser.l The largest suspension bridge in tbe world fa the Brooklyn bridge; the largest fortress In tbe world is Fortress MonroerthelanrestunlversItT in tho world is that of Oxford; the largest tun nel Is the St Gothard; the largest head belongs to Russell Harrison, and the competition for the largest mouth is still waxing hot between Tanner, Foraker and Private Dalzell. . Cnrnrale as Cupid. Irom the Chicago Xews.l The engagement of Walter Damroseh to a daughter of Mr. Blaine Is said to be tbe out come of Mr. Carnegie's coaching trip. Ihe author of "Triumphant Democracy" in the shape of Cupid driving a four in-hand must be a most picturesque and engaging person. Thn Next Evangelical Alliance. Bostojt, September 29. Thi Evangelical Alliance for the United States will bold a na tional meeting In Tremont Temple, Boston, the 4th. 5th and 6th of December next A most attractive programme bas been prepared, including tbe names ot many eminent clergy men and laymen. One of tbe Events of the Season. From the Chicago .News. 1 Society note: J. Frost is preparing to give garden party to his friends. TEr-STATE TRIPLES. Jacob Shamobat's children, whilo on Shade Mountain, Snyder county; a few days ago came upon a dead snake, and beside it lay a china egg, which the reptile must have swal lowed and disgorged in dying. Isaac HEVFELrrNOEE, of SchwenksylUe Pa., was walking through his yard an evening or two since when he collided with the clothes line. When he came to his senses he found bis jaw broken. The boys of Manheim High School were having a scientific experience several days ago, and to illustrate it a tallow candle was nlaced in a gun and John Martin was to fire it through a board. The gun kicked with such lorce that young Martin was knocked senseless. A Tntx of West Chester nurserymen is growing Japanese chestnuts,whlch are quite large and of sweet flavor. TrLLiE Meters, a 10-year-old girl of Titus ville, the other day gathered a bouquet of sec ond bloom HlfT Delaware county. Pa let her one hun dredth anniversary go by on Thursday without taking note of It WniiAK Slaves, of Bavenswood, W. Va., Is 81 years of age. He cut bis own wood, does his own work, jmd reads the papers without glasses. ' ,Iw Belmont county, O, an old gobbler at-" tacked and killed, a playful young puppy be cause he persisted Xa chasing the yoBBf turkeys, .,fj . i. '; enms emmmnrnv afssH A -A buaeh of Offer MMiag U stals has jsst been emitters! at yilsmasoo. H HMgae Dosed., An Augusta (Ve.) tady ttH4 et to Collect' LOOO.000 TMMta iIuih. SHu iu u. cumulated a,C8, and is ready to sell o. A- West Virginia got a Bwrkge tieesse the other day and gave the lady's test saxao wrong. When notified of bis mistake he said ne xeauy uiant sbow what her Basse ws. There Is a lady in GrseavHle, Hie., who has three daughters whose Mrthsssys are celebrated oo the same day-tae 17th of Joss. They were all married in the same saeatkoC the year, aed each of them married a ma having four letters ia bis surname. TJacJe Bob Carlton, of Magsske, Art., is said to be 138 yean old. He Is stresg and hearty, has good eyesight and can sheet mere squirrels teas any boy in tbe netehherfceed. He uses a oM-faehioaed rifle that was oarried by a soldier la the Revolutionary War. When tire citizens ot Taylersville, JTs., turned oat aad rede Jasea MiteaeH oaaraH, and tbea pat oa tar ad feathers as a farther testimonial of their Jove ad esteem, he U4't say a word to anybody, bat after tfeeybad get through be began salt against 38 (Merest men, and made them glad to settle wHh Mss fer mi cacu. J. H Myers, of Herfoa, Xiefc.. an nounces, himself the ehasselea gaesser of Jek son county. Last spriag he gaesse oa Mm weight of ISO sheep aad oamewHaln fcsif pound of It and turned roaaelaad gassscd that the bean crop on the farm wraid be 4 baeaeis) and tne measurement snowed oaJyave oaarts lacking from that amount The Europeaa residents whose areaerfy was-destroyedln tbe recent revolt ia Cfetoa Xlng, China, have received as Indemnity UMM taels, or 1175,000. It is rather reaarkaHe that this sum was paid by neither the Governsasat nor the province, hat by the oSeers et the sssy. The Governor was assessed Senses, the ev ernor of Shanghai tbe same, while the minor omciaU paid the remainder in proporttea to tbeir rank. The British Coasutwhese house was entirely demolished, reeeived 18896. Captain Alexander Kendall, of Sash ville, bas a horse named Maek that he has taught to perform more than 30 trieks. Mack receives commands from bis master, wMeo be recognises and obeys as promptly as if he fully understood the English language. He can un cork: a bottle with all the expertaess of a vet. eran bartender, and eaa drink its contents like an old toper. He will ring a dtaaer beH. carry a dinner basket or play see-saw as aaarally as if he were an individual. Maek isabeuufnl black animal, only 7 years otskaad Isawheio Oircus all to ataasetf. Mrs. ScbbbbHs, of Haosuasasfc, IT. J the wife of the private secretary of Br. Xervea Green, has beaten the reeord of ras Mr shooters on the Haokeasaek Esesdews this sea-, sou. She hired a pusher asd beat ea PrMar. aad after an absence of oae hear, reiareed with 11 birds, having missed bat oae of the number raised. Several years ace sae was quite famous as an oarsman oa saegasfcea sack river. Mrs. Schraalts Uaaexert swta mer aad a good horsewoman. Se may he seen on the streets of HaekewSefc atcseet dally on a safety bicycle, whles she rtees wish grace, and few of the male eyelets oare te com pete with her is a burst of speed. The menu of the farew'sll basqaet te the members of the Oriental Coaffress at Stock holm ought to take a permanent ptaee is eel. lections of literary cariosities. The initial "sup" or n(p of schnapps, whieh always begins a Scandinavian dinner, was recorded with a song in tbe Kaira tongue. The soap was de scribed la Setsiaal and a song la Chtaesee Prof. Max Mutter wrote a song la Ssnsorit praising the salmon. The fllet de beset was mentioned by a verse In Malay and by another In Javanese. ArUcbant aa bearre was treated. In Coptic;Gateaa a la Victoria in hleroglyphies; the ice iaHlmyarhlc; the cheeses in icfeare. The menu concluded, according to the Swedish custom, with "Thanks for Dteaer" written ia Persian. A story is told about oae of the mem bers of the Flint Union Btees while the Michigan-State troops were ia oamp. The story la also vouched for for. its veraeity. Oae of the members of tbe F. IT, B's was doing guard duty, and while at his post a gentleman cams along and -the boys along the lias did their best at saluting the passerby. NotioiBg that the Flint youth gave no salute the man asked him why he did not salute as the other soldiers bad done. "Didn'tbave to,"came the unsatisfactory re Ar "But you saw your comrades dMr "Well. I don't salute every gol darned farmer that passes along these parts, sir, if thejrdev" came tbe reply. "Do you know whom yoa ad dress that" way t Tarn Governor Lace." "Bht obi goshl Excuse me. Governor, Just oaee." A small, black-eyed woman, about 33 years of age, giving the name ot Mrs. Meested, " arrived in the town ot Warren, Mian oa horse back tbe other evening, and stayed over night' at the home of Henry Wheeler. She was up, bright and early the next morning aad on her way to La Crosse, which she expected to reach that day. She bad left Denver, Cot. June 19, on horseback, and was on her wayto Rochester, N.Y. She made the trip two years ago from, Rochester to Denver, hiving her horse shot dead under her by a deer hunter within 99 miles . of Denver. On the last trip she used a saddle, but this time she bad a blanket on tbe bone's b.ck instead. She carried a revolver and a gun with her. and when she started had a largo St Bernard dog. but he weat mad and the was obliged to shoot bim. She had a quiet way . about her which was attractive, and was aa quick as a flash m her movements. t Most people think that rattlesnakes ara entirely useless upon the earth, but the story told by the Athens, Ga, Banner will set aside such a belief. There are places in South Geor gia where men extracted oil from the rattle snake and used it to cure rheumatism. These persons will give anegro SI to point out a rat tlesnake to them, and tben they kill it in a pe culiar manner. They place a forked stick over tbe snake's head, then put a cord around It and strangle the snake- This Is done to keep tbe snake from biting itself. Tbe body of the reptile is tben strung up and the oil extracted from it It sells at 12 per ounce, and this in dustry is a very profitable one. Tbe snakes In tbat section are very large, averaging live feet In length, and one rattler gives up a great deal of oik A little neero onee saw two rattlers lying close together, and wanted to get tha, money far finding them. It was a mile to the T nearest house. He was afraid tbe snake would crawl off while he was gone, and so he took effr his coat and placed It between, the snake. v He went off, came back, and found them stsM eye ing tbe coat. He had tbem charmed. Sottsie snake Is cultivated down there as a preStaete inauatry. v. FANCIES OF FTJKNr JKEJT. When an Englishman wants office ha stands1' forlt and then sits." Aagerieass run and Ue.-MunseiU Wtetly. ' Stranger What, in coanecttea with bicvcle riding, strikes yon most forcfMjT ; Bicycle rider The royi(l.IiarptrpSaiar. And now a rival of Edison has eeme to tie surface with an invention for piercing tee ears " 'At without pain. No modern Opera Boose sheeM be .& Without one. Puck. , !$ A Bad Break He (singing softly).-iOa, would I were a bird I She (ibeat-mlndedly). Oh. would 1 1 were a 9itn Hamtera Kmn Young man Does yoar sister playifcer3 piano, Bobby? , - i'X'J'" ooooi-iui in .no; not ne works Jt'aboatjf '- s,w. ..- uj. -rmh fgyiuifr, $ -4$3Ki!j Although the eav saosanito now Arouses osr Ut-wllL tfe Yet when we take hba all in an - n He seems to all the bill. " Harper's Bazar. -y Xrioa T.m T?Aat.tMM T"k?J 1 , ..v..m ilu yoa save a pieas- , ant time this summer? . Miss De Style-PerftcUy lovely. We 'move around so mnch I didn't have to be sees la the i same dress twice Sew Xork Weekly. Eirst fisherman Yoa say yoa sat all day with bated breath snd never caught a fish?' erarau aasennan 'AMI'S what I said, Whyf Jrlritftsherman-O,noi6teg;llrasjastwo,''der. lng what yoa baited your breath with.-America. Friend (to veteran editor) Have yoa ever written a line that yoa would wish to wipe out? Veteran asdlyy-Yes. once. - When was that? When I Indorsed a fVtanrt . .. t.-ftmv It Texas SifHngs. Jones I hear that your cousin Emily, who I such a beautiful young girt Is engaged to be married to aa ugly old man-who Is not very rieh. Smith Well, in one respect be has a decided ad vantage over. Emily. in wnat respect is that? J He has a great deal better taste than she has.-? Temt Stftlnot. ' " In the Fansily Cirele. "Pa, is a lasabkia'si iiRieiB!Dr" "xes. my boy." "Andanwnlklalsallttlemsn!" "rep." 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