Tr? THE PITTSBURG DISPATCH, w OF NATIONAL CRAKES Washington is a Center, as It Headquarters for Hobbies. is THE WOMEN WHO WOULD BE MEH lead the List as Beinj Host Koticeafcle, and Others Follow. SOME DECIDEDLY AMUSIXG CLAIMS tCOKBESrOXDEl, CE OF THE DISPATCH. 3 Washington, September 21. The Na tional Capital is the center ot "Crankdom." People -with hobbies and fixed peculiar ideas abound here. They form a large ele ment ol the population, and in one sense an important one. Every inventor with an impossible flying machine or a device for obtaining perpetual motion comes to Con gress with it sooner or later, and once here he usually remains, besieging the halls of legislation with imaginary claims. The men and women who have claims against the Government are the majority of the cranks. Their claims are of all kinds. Some of them are purely imaginary. Some of them are based on services performed and already sufficiently recompensed. Some have real merit; but the claimant, through constantly shooting at one target, has come to magnify the target beyond all natural proportions. In addition to these people there are the men and women with peculiar ideas about certain branches of the Government and the way they should be managed. Dr. Marv Walker is a crank, although. she would be exceedingly angry if anyone ctinnld tall iw en .nil CYirxrlniie- Smith tllO I President of the "Woman's League, is a crank on the subject of working women, al though I suppose when Charlotte sees this she will call down all sorts of madedictions on my innocent head. WITH OUTERS' GKIEVAJfCES. Charlotte Smith is in continual pursuit of the heads of the bureaus in the different de partments, always with some other woman's grievance to redress. She is a bustling little woman who dresses in black, and who usually carries in her well-gloved hands a bundle of papers. She makes it her busi ness to see that the working women in the departments are given an jual chance with men, and she usually carries her point. She has great influencewith certain members of Congress, whose little faults and vices she has learned through the House servants who are mem bers of the 'Woman's League, and whenever she calls on the heads ot departments tor recognition and ails to get it, she pulls a string or two, and they soon see the advisa bility of letting her have her own way, at least'in part. She has an ample tear reser voir, on which she frequently calls, and with good effect. Mrs. Smith was a sister of Bob Odlnm, who was killed by jumping Irom Brooklyn Bridge into East river. Br. Mary "Walker is very different from Mrs. Smith in every respect. This explana tion is necessary when associating their names in the same paragraph. Dr. Mary "Walker is a most disagreeable person, while Mrs. Smith, when not rehearsing a tale of woe, is an exceedingly jolly individual. HOW DE. SIABT IS EEMAEKABLE. Dr. Mary "Walker, however, is a remark able woman. During the war she rendered great service to the Union army in the hos pitals of the "West She asked no compensa tion for her work and received none. It was during this period that she adopted the bloomer costnme, which was the first step toward her investiture in men's garments. Alter the war she came to Washington and made application to Secretary Stanton for a commission as army surgeon. She had I graduated asa physician and had done a ph v- sician s work during the war. v The matter was referred to Judge Advocate General Holt for decision as to the legality of such an appointment He decided that it was perfectly legal and Secretary Stanton had a commission issued to Dr. walker as Major and surgeon of the army. Of course the appointment was purely honorary. There was no emolument at tached to it Dr. Walker had some money then, and she asked none of the Govern ment. Shortly afterward she hung out her shingle and entered on the practice of medi cine still wearing the bloomer costume. She joined hands with Belva Lockwood and other enthusiasts in the organization of a Woman's Eights Association, in which she became quite prominent; but she disagreed with her co-workers on the subject of dress, and she soon separated from them. At this time Dr. Walker wore the full male cos tume which has distinguished her since. PEACTICE "WAS NOT GOOD, era she went to Congress for a pension, which she succeeded iu obtaining. She also obtained a clerkship in the Pension Office which she held ior a number of years. Her ideas developed in so peculiar a way, how ever, that her services were dispensed with. Since that time she has constantly pursued Congress with a claim for an additional pension, which she finds it very difficult to obtain. She succeeds, however, in making a complete nuisance of herself. She de mands the rights accorded to those who wear the male costume, but insists upon her priv ileges as a woman. She has been known to order a man to drop the cicar he was smok ing because its fumes offended her and be cause he had "no right to smoke in the presence of a lady." She is grown so uncomfortable now that she is denied admittance to most of the de partments and to the White House. She has not bothered President Harrison very much, but she used to make President Cleve land's life a burden. She would appear regularlyat his public receptions and de- mana an immeaiate auaience on the subject of her grievances, which, it is almost un necessary to say, was not accorded her. A geneeal's widow. Another woman who used to frequent President Cleveland's receptions was the widow of General Ward B. Burnett Gen eral Burnett was a distinguished soldier, who died in 1881. His widow cherished, even before his death, the idea that the Gov ernment was indebted to her in large sums of money, and she has been for many years laying siege to the Pension Office. Patting there, she appeals to the Secretarvof the Interior, and from him to the President She has succeeded in seeing Secretary Noble only once, and then for but a lew moments. She managed to gain an inter view with Judge Chandler, the Assistant Secretary ot tne interior, recently, and in formed him that he was "a tool." Mrs. Burnett is somewhat violent at times, and her wrath is directed almost indiscrimi nately at all with whom she comes in con tact. Another local crank of some renown is John Pope Hodnett, who has a claim against the Government for many thousand dollars for services which he claims to have ren dered to the workingmen of the District many years ago. He was an organizer of labor meeting's in the time of the old IWrri of Public Works, and championed the cause of tome laborers whom the contractors did not pay; but he has no possible claim against the Government. UP TO A HUNDEED MILLIONS. One of the old-time cranks of Washing ton, who is now airing his ideas in the St Elizabeth Insane Asylnm, was a man named Pinchover. He was a crank of magnificent ideas. He had a claim against the Govern ment he said, for a sum which ranged from $40,000,000 to $100,000,000, according to the liberality of the mood in which he found himself. He went about the Capitol for many vears with a long tin cylinder under bis arm, filled with papers relating to his claim. He furnished a great deal of amuse ment to the employes or the two Houses of Conrreo for manr vears. He had a penchant lor beer, which he wasj not always able to gratify, for lack of funds. General Clark, the clerk of the House, used to amuse himself bribing Pinchover with a glass of beer to eat hard-boiled eggs, shell and all. He used to crunch them up and swallow tbem with apparent avidity. Some of the newspaper correspondents would write out railroad passes for him, and he would present them in all sincerity on the trains running between Washington and Baltimore. He insisted on his right to ride on them, and the conductors learned to know and humor him. Another mild-mannered crank named Morris died some four years ago. He had a claim against the Government for $20,000, 000, and he was a regular visitor at the Treasury Department, On all subjects but that of his claim he was sensible enough. FAITH UNSHAKEN IN SIXTY YEABS. There are a number of cranks who are seen constantly about the halls of Congress. One of them, who has an imaginary claim against the Government, is generally be lieved to have been a daily visitor to the Capitol for 60 vears. He likes to talk about his claim, but'he is silent on all other mat ters pertaining to his life. There is another old gentleman, a cousin of the Hon. Ban dolph Tucker, of Virginia, who is a con stant attendant on the proceedings of the House, and who takes a great interest in the debates in progress. He is an en thusiastic Democrat, and he betrays his po litical bias by extravagant gesticulation whenever a Democratic orator is on his feet. CIrn Afnrri tiin old woman who keeps the notion stand in the passage between the rotunda and the old hall ot the House of Eepresentatives, is one of the oddest charac ters in Washington. She visits the halls of the two Houses of Congress at certain hours each day, and attracts a great deal of atten tion by her peculiar dress. I"or a long time she used to sit in the gallery of the Senate every afternoon, waving a little flag. It was to give her an occupation that the privi lege of keeping a notion stand was granted her. She is not so demonstrative now. "Aunt Clara," as she is commonly known, was COTESIPOEAEY "WITH CLAY. She is shrewd enouirh in business matters. She has given her son and daughter excel lent educations, and sent one of them to col lege and the other to Europe to complete their preliminary training. The Executive Mansion is besieged with cranks at all times of the year. Sergeant Dinsmore, whom Cleveland dismissed, but who came back with the Harrison adminis tration, can spot a crank at a thousand yards, and as he is constantly on duty at the main entrance of the mansion during the day, they never get a chance to see the Presi dent. Most of the cranks who come to the "White House are possessed of the idea that they have been given some post of responsibility by the President possibly in charge of the army or navy. Occasionally a crank ap pears who thinks he has been made Presi dent, and rho wishes to take charge of the "White Honse immediately. One man who laid siege to the "White House for many years was an Italian, who had a scheme for laying out the Potomac flats artistically which he wished the President to lay before Congress. He proposed to lay out the large tract of land immediately in front of the "White House in the design ot an American flag of huge proportions. The design was to be carried out in beds of flowers and gravel paths. The plans were drawn with great care aud precision; but the designer could never persuade anyone to give them much attention. POLITICS NO BAB TO HIM. There is an old gentleman, whose name I do not know, who has been in pursuit of the position of Collector of Customs at Eagle Pas'!. Tex., for many years, under Republican aud Democratic administra tions alike. He is a tall, thin man with dark complexion and jet-black mustache, and he wears a silk hat at all seasons of the year. No one seems to know where he got the idea that he had a claim on the Govern ment: but it is too deep-seated now to be eradicated. A man named Dunlop attracts a great deal of attention from people who pass Willard's Hotel. He dresses in most extra1 ordinarv stvle. His shoulders are padded 0ut to an enormous size, and the back of his neck is painted black. He wears a little round hat on his head, and on his nose a pair of glasses. He carries an umbrella in all weather. He looks like a comedian made up lor a burlesque part Although he is sensitive and resents any undue notice, he is vain as well, and his room is said to be walled with mirrors. There is a romantic story behind his hal lucination. It is said he was madly in love, and, alter a quarrel with his fiancee, he sprang on his horse, which stood at the door, and rode madly out into the night. His horse was found riderless in the stable the next morning, and he was found senseless in a ditch by the searchers who went out after him. He has never been in his right mind since. He is harmless, and as his parents are wealthy, he is allowed to wander about at his pleasure. O'Bbien-Bain. ELOQUENT PKEACHEES. Hon. E. S. morrow and J. S. Iamblo Do liver Sermons to Youne ."lien. Hon. E. S. Morrow and John S. Lambie, Esq., delivered addresses at the evening services in the Wylie Avenue United Presbyterian Church last night Judging by their work last night one would almost be led to believe that both these gentlemen had missed their vocations when they failed to become ministers. Mr. Morrow spoke eloquently of the great duties devolving upon young men in this country and or the bright prospects be fore them. He argued that unless they placed a perfect confidence in God and gave themselves ud entirely to Him, ultimate success would be impossible. He drew some very forcible pictures during his ad dress of Bible characters. Mr. Lambie explained in a very forcible manner the necessity of choosing either good or evil, truth or error, and of an nouncingthe choice, whatever it may be, to the world. He advanced interesting argu ments to prove that everyone should active ly ally himself with Christianity. The auspices were well attended, and were under the services of the Young Peoples' Associa tion of the church. Not in McCarthy's Saloon. The account of the assault on Sixth street Friday evening, which appeared in The Dispatch of last Saturday, con tained an inadvertent misstatement to the effect that the affair occurred in the saloon of Owen McCarthy. It did not take place either in or near Mr. McCarthy's place, and had no connection with it Still Pientr ot Tbem The S3, 84 and $5 Jackets, How they did sell on Saturday. Bar gains worth coming for in this jacket stock. JOS. HOBNE & CO. '3 Penn Avenue Stores. Calii at 82 Federal street before you leave for home and take with you six quarts of six year old, positively pure, Guckenheim er. Pinch, Gibson or Overholt rye whisky for $5, or a single quart for 81. We will box and ship it anywhere if you wish. SIWP Still rientj of Them The S3, 84 nnd 85 Jackett, How they did sell on Saturday. Bar gains worth coming for in this jacket stock. JOS. HOKNE & CO.'S Penn Avenue Stores. Fob best brands of pure rye whiskies, go to Geo. H. Bennett & Bro., 135 First avenue, second door below Wood street Fob nervous indigestion use "Silver Age." It will help you. Klein's S1WP 24-Inch Wldn Blnck Grow Grain Silks nt 5 Cents, And other special bargains to be had only in this largest black silk department JOS. HOBNE & CO.'S Penn Avenue Stores.- ' t r GIRLS TO PLAT BALL A Team Composed of Pittsburg Young Ladies Being Organized. GOOD MATERIAL TO SELECT FROM. Many of the Girls Enthusiastic Over the Open Air Pastime. GLAD TO ESCAPE FK0M INDOOK WORK. An advertisement has appeared for two days in the local papers asking for 20 young ladies, between the ages of 16 and 20, "to travel with a show company." The adver tisei is Mr. W. S. Franklin, of Chicago, who is the manager of the young ladies' base ball team, now playing in this city. It is his intention to put upon the road a second team, composed of Pittsburg girls, and it is to secure material for this team that he has advertised as noted. Mr. Franklin was visited by 12 young women last evening at the Hotel Crescent They desired to go upon the stage. Most of them were surpised when told that they were wanted for a baseball team. To some of them, however, the idea was agreeable. Mr. Franklin said, after the young ladies had departed: "I feel quite sure thatl can,get the material here for a good club. The young women who came to me this evening are from various stations in life. One of them told me that she was a bookkeeper; another said that she was a waiter in a hotel and was tired of that work; a third said that she lived at nome withher parents, and that they were willing for her to join sonw traveling organization. Yes, some of then were surprised when I told them what was wanted. SOME AFRAID THEY CAN'T PLAY. "They thought they were wanted to sing or dance or do something on the stage, but feared that they could not playball. Some have had experience on the stage as super numeraries, while others have had none. A majority of those who came were willing to play baseball. Borne of them were de lighted with the idea, and said they would rather engage in outdoor sport than in theatrical work. "Of course I give attention to the looks of the girl. I prefer those who have a good fienre and a comely face. I don't want skinny girls or girls who are too fat I want them to make a good appearance on the ball field. I find some girls who are not beautiful who yet make good ball players. "It is not difficult to teach them to play baseball. As a rule they take a great in terest in the game, and play earnestly. I sometimes find young women who have had experience at tho game. Of those who called on me this evening there were two who said that they had played ball a good deal, and they were quite enthusiastic as to their ability. When I have secured 15 or 20 young ladies who are willing to play, and are satisfactory in appearance and health, I will take them out to some ball ground, some of these afternoons, and let them have a chance to show what they can do. I can soon tell whether or not they will make players, and I will pick out a nine. IT IS A WOMAN'S GAME. "Why shouldn't the girls play ball? It was originally a woman's game, and the men nave stolen it irom tbem. lio to any country school, and at noon you will see the girls playing ball with great vim and relish. It is the best sport they could engage in. Open air sports were popnlar among the women of ancient Greece and Borne. Stewart, in his 'History of Ancient and Modern Games and Pastimes.' says that the women of England played ball over 600 years ago, and were encouraged in it by the nobility. He says, also, that the first ball ever constructed for playing was1 made by a lady of distinction and presented to the king's daughter." It is Mr. Franklin's distinction to have organized the first female baseball clnb in America, the one which was formed in New York ten years ago last spring. He is try ing to secure here a number of female bi cyclists, and met three of them yesterday. He considers Pittsburg a good city in which to find athletic women. THE BUSINESS DOUBLED. Tho Records of a Postofllco an Indication of the Growth of n Town. Samuel F. Patterson, of Station B, Law renceville, was commenting last night on the increased business of this postoffice sta tion. "We have every opportunity," he said, "for observing any changes in the business condition of the city right in the postoffice, and if our standard of judging is of any account, a bright era of prosperity is before Pittsburg. Since this office was established last September one year, our business has nearly doubled. We have handled a large number of stamps, and in one year over 20,000 registered letters and 30,000 money orders. The business is already too heavy for our carriers, and we were promised an additional man as earlv as last September. When those carriers in Washington struck for pay for overtime, the offer of the extra man was recalled. The work to be done is also too much for one clerk, and another man is badly needed. TABLEAUX OP THE STATES. The Bit. Washlnston Ladles to Represent Them in Costume. On Thursday and Friday evenings au en tertainment will be held in the Mt Wash ington Free Beading Boom for the benefit of that institution. Tableaux will be pre sented of all the States and Territories of the United States. The actors will be 52 ladies in appropriate costumes. Becitations and scenes irom camp lire, with the stirring war songs of the Rebellion, will make the night a merry one. After the entertain ment refreshments will be served by the ladies in costume. The business committee consists of A. Filson Dalzell, H. C Digby, E. W. Smith, Dr. O. W. Sadler, Mrs. I. A. McMillen, Miss Ida Smith and Mrs. Sadler. SUNDAY JUSTICE. Mayor Pearson Sends Up a Namber for minor Offenses. At Mayor Pearson's hearing yesterdav morning James Smith, a boy, paid the costs of arrest forshooting at sparrows in the parks. William Reed, Robert Barr and Alex Salters were given 60 days each for disorderly con duct Hugh Grine got 30 days, Michael O'Harapaid 520 and costs, Michael Dempsey ?15 and costs, John Hayes 510 and costs and James Welsh 55 and costs, all for the same offense. James Wilson, a drunk, was dis charged. Mamie Scanlon got 60 days and James Merriman 48 hours for the same, and a vagrant named Thomas Kane went to the workhouse for 30 days. A FAMIIiI QUARREL. Mrs. Frederick Chnrecd Willi Severely Boating Her Danglucr. An iniormation was lodged before Mayor Pearson against Mrs. Frederick, of East street, on Saturday last. The charge states that when Mrs. Erhart, daughter of Mrs. Frederick, went to her mother's house they fell out about some property, and the elder lady threw the younger upon the lounge and beat her severely, punching her in the stomach and over the breast. Mrs. Erhart is laid up in consequence, and Dr. Kirker who attends her thinks her case a serious one. A E0MAXCE OP THE TEMPEST. A Storm-Doand Iover on Block Jiland Avoids a Wedding Wait. New Haven, September 22. Frank W. Gnion, owner of the yacht Endeavor of this city, has arrived from a voyage to Block Island, where he was weather-bound during the recent great storm. He reports a thrill ing scene there of which he was a witness. The Endeavor had intended to re main at the island only a day, but was not able to leave until long after the inhabitants had run out of fresh provis ions, on account of the blockade by the storm. At the height of the gale the sea which swept the east shore of the island was terrific It washed over the breakwater and submerged the steamboat dock. Among those imprisoned on the island was the principal of a school in New York, who was engaged to be married to a young lady in New Jersey on the day following that which marked the crisis ot the storm. He vainly urged the island boatmen to take .him to the mainland. None of them would make the venture. Finally he and two other strangers who were anxious to get away opened their pocketbooks and per suaded the grizzled skipper of a little. schooner smack belonging in New London to attempt the task for $200. The wind was north-northeast To get out past Clay Head from the breakwater would require at least two tacks in a sea running mountains high. It would be a desperate venture, for if the vessel failed "in stays" she would be hurled on a lee shore. It took nearly a day to warp the schooner into deep water to prepare her for the trip. Finally, with a storm-reefed mainsail and her trysail set as a jib, she shot away. There was great excitement when the pas sengers boarded the craft, and, although a gale of wind was blowing from 60 to 70 miles per hour, more than 2,000 people gathered on the bluffs to witness the evi dence of the lover's devotion. The schooner worked with difficulty in the seas outside while beating off the lee shore. Twice she nearly missed stays and tailed close in to the breakers, which swept her from stem to stern. In despair her skipper was on the itoint of running for the breakwater, but the anxious lover per suaded him to try once more. He did so, and the attempt was a success. The schooner barely crawled by the Head, and then the danger wasi over, for with a long main sheet the little vessel was squared away belore the blast. She shot safely into Stonington harbor one hour later, and it is presumed that the wedding took place as arranged. NOT 8ULLIYAN THIS TIME. SomethlnK Else In Boston that Knocks People Down nnd Offends. Boston, September 22. A skunk found his way into this city a few nights ago, and kicked up quite a disturbance physically as well as atmospherically. He held possession of West Boston bridge for nearly an hour, and fur nished more fun than had been seen there abouts in a long time. He looked like an innocent kitten crouching down by the curbstone, and a fellow whose brain was be fogged with whisky thought he'd have some fun with the quiet creature. He had his fun, but he paid dearly for it, and the whole neighborhood suffered with him. The street was being repaired, and there was plenty of ammunition with which to carry on a spirited warfare. He shied a stone at the supposed cat, and, for a wonder hit it Then the animal's true character was discovered. The animal used the de lense provided by nature to such good ad vantage that the man was quickly trans formed into an object of loathing and the atmosphere was heavy with the Bickening odor. The man was too drunk to know what was good for him, and he continued the assault with stones and feet, and as the fight was conducted at close quarters the skunk had a chance to get in his work with telling effect He managed to prolong his existence nearly an hour, but then succumbed, and the drunken victor was as proud of his success as though he had slain a lion. The Cambridge night car came along, and he jumped aboard carrying the skunk. With remarkable unanimity, the other pas sengers vacated the car. The driver whipped up his horses, held on to his nose, and reached the end of the route in quicker time than was ever before made. Then the skunk killer disappeared in the direction of the North End. STOPPED BT POLES. A Cable Car Almost Bans Into a Society Parading oa Fifth Avenue. As the Polish society was returning from the corner stone laying about 6:30 o'clock, it turned from Smithfield street up Fifth avenue to the Cathedral, and then counter marched to Smithfield street. As it was de scending the hill cable car No. 6 threatened to run into the rear of the procession. Sev eral of the Poles struck at the gripman with their swords. The entire club broke ranks and surrounded the car, threatening to drag the gripman irom his place. Officers Crossan and Young rushed into the crowd and re stored order with difficulty. They compelled the gripman to hold his car until the pro cession had turned from Fifth avenue to Smithfield street. Complaint will be made against the gripman to Superintendent Elkins. A Fnreweil Reception. Last evening a farewell meeting was held at the Third Presbyterian Church in behalf of Bev. T. E. Holliday, who is about to leave for India as a missionary. Mr. Holli day will be supported in his labors by the congregation. The future missionary de livered a short address, as also did Prof. D. A. McClenahan, and others of the congre gation. After the service an informal reception was tendered Mr. and Mrs. Holli day; r M All Run Down from the weakening effects of warm weather, by hard work or from a long illness, you should take Hood's Sarsaparilla, which will purify your blood, expel scrofula and all lmpuritfes, regulate the liver and other organs, cure headache, give strength and create an appetite. Be Sure to get Hood's. BLOOKER'S DUTCH COCOA, 150 CUPS FOR IL CHOICEST, PUREST. BEST. je24-XTTr TRY IT. PEARS' SOAP Is the MOST ELEGANT TOILET SOAP Of all DruggttU, but Imeare of imitation. sm m CATSUP MAY GO HIGH. Jersey, Delaware and Maryland Tomato Crop Rained by the Const Storms The Canned Article to Advance Pos sibly 10 Per Cent. Philadelphia, September 22. The recent great storms, the almost continuous rains of the last two weeks and the sudden advent of cold weather have destroyed the greater part of the tomato crop. Canneries which should now be in operation at their full capacity are nearly at a standstill, agents have been instructed to refuse orders, and it is probable that there will be a large advance in the price of canned to matoes and catsup. The full extent of the damage to the crop has not yet been ascer tained, and dealers and canners are waiting anxiously for developments before making any contracts to can or sell tomato products, The loss falls heaviest upon the New Jersey, Delaware and Maryland farmers who are given fixed prices for their tomatoes, and the destruction of one-half of their crop means the loss of jnst so much cash to them. In explanation of the situation Benjamin Githens said yesterday: "The canneries usually begin operations about August 25 and continue until the middle of October. This year, however, the season has been later than usual, and work was not begun until after September 1. The canneries had got well under wav and had had about one week of active work when the storm of last week knocked everything flat AH of this week the business has been practically at a standstill. Until about a week ago our in structions from the canners were 'to sell all the goods wo could, but at the beginning of this week they told us to stop selling and take no orders for future delivery "The wind and rain have beaten the to mato vines down close to the ground. The ripening tomatoes lie in the mud or on the damp soil, and are rotting at a rapid rate. It is hard to tell what proportion of the crop is ruined, but I should say about one third. "Until the exact extent of the damage can be ascertained we cannot tell what the effect of the storm will be upon prices, bnt there will undoubtedly be a large advance. A large stock of canned tomatoes was left over from last year, and the canners have turned these goods over to the dealers at low prices in order to enable them to start this season clear. This old stock will very effectually prevent any very large advance'ln the price of new goods, notwithstanding the losses oc casioned by the storms. From present indi cations, however, I should say that there will be an advance of at least 10 per cent." What is trne of the tomato crop this year is also applicable to nearly every other fruit and vegetable that the canners and preservers use. Peaches are scarce, the apple crop is a failure, and the canners are sending to Europe for beans. Excursion to Cincinnati and Colombo. The B. & O. B. B. will sell excursion tickets to Cincinnati and return at rate of ?6, tickets good for six days; and to Colum bus and return at rate of 54, tickets good for four days, for all trains, until further notice. Peof. Chkistt's Dancing Academv. 1010 and 1012 Penn ave., will open to-night at 8 o'clock. Grand march at 8:45. Or chestra will consist of 13 pieces instead of 10, as before stated. All old scholars and friends are cordially invited. Bead What Oar To-Doj's Advertisement Says and tbo Prices. We have put them all at the bargain notch. Jos, Hoene & Co.'S Penn Avenue Stores. Refreshing and Stimulating. These are the characteristics of the F. & Y. Pilsner beer. No harm results from a free use of this excellent beverage. Call for it Tbe New Imported Saxony Flannels at 3S Cents, Are extra wide, fine quality, good weight, and very pretty in colors. See them to day. Jos. Horne & Co.'s Penn Avenue Stores. One of the Finest. Klein's "Silver Age" display at sition. the Ex- MTVJT Geo. H. Benhett & Beo., 135 First avenue, Pittsburg, are tbe largest holders of pure rye whisky in the city. Foe nervous indigestion use "Silver Age.", It will help you. Klein's MWP DIED. CARTER On Friday morning, at Denver, Col., Henry Cabteb, aged 31 years, son of Mrs. Kate Carter, formerly of this city. Funeral from the residence of his brother-in-law, F. P. Bell, CS55 Penn avenue. East End, on Wednesday aftebnoon, September 25, 1889, at 2.30 o'clock. Interment private at later hour. FORSE On Sunday morning, September 22. 18S9, at 7 o'clock, Mattie J., youngest son of Mary A. and the late Araericus V. Forse, aged 6 year, 9 months and 4 days. Notice of funeral in evening papers. HILL-On Saturday, September 21. 1869, at 6 o'clock A. If.. Emil, husband of Sofia and son of Jacob Hill and son-in-law of John Helm, aged 38 years, 4 months and 9 days. Funeral from bis late residence, 85 Cbestnut street, Allegheny, on Monday, September 23. at 2 o'clock f. M. Friends of tbe family are re spectfully invited to attend. 2 JUDGE On Sunday. September 22. 1839, at 6.30 o'clock A. M.. Thoitas R son of Michael and Elizabeth Judge, aged 11 years 5 days. Funeral from the residence of his parents, Laugblin street, near Marion station, Balti more and Ohio Railroad, on Tuesday morn ing, the 24th lost., at 8.30 o'clock. Services at St. Stephen's Roman Catholic Church, Hazel wood, at 9 A. a. Friends of the family are re spectfully invited to attend. OWENS-On Sunday. September 22. 18S9, at 2.30 P. K., Nancy Owens, aged 72 years. Funeral from her late residence. Pine town ship, Allcghony county, Pa., on Tuesday 21th insr., atll A. Jr. Friends of the family are respectfully invited to attend. 2 POSKE On Sunday, September 22, 1889, at 1020 F. M.. at his residence, C20 Fifth avenue. John v. trosKE, agea m j ears ana in on ma. Notice of funeral hereafter. SMITH On Sunday, September 22. 1889. at 6.30 a. ir., Susan G. Smith, beloved mother of Mr.Charles W. Smith, in the 80th year ot her age. Funeral will take place on Monday after noon at 3 o'clock, from her daughter's resi dence, Mrs. L. E. Clagett, No. 9 Pennsylvania avenue, which friends of tho family are in vited to attend. Interment private. SNOWDEN On Saturday morning, Sep tember 21, at 9 o'clock. Ben Reese, youngest son of Frank L. and Emma Reese Snowden, aged 2 years, 7 months and 4 days. Funeral services at the residence of hl3 parents. No. 223 Forty-fitth street, on Monday, September 23, at 3 r. m. Friends of the family are invited to attend. Interment prlvatoata later hour. ANTHONY MEYER, (Successor to Meyer, Arnold & Co., Lira.,) UNDERTAKER AND EMBAI.MER. Office and residence, 1134 Penn av Bu Tele phone connection. mylO-tb-ifWFSu FLORAL EMBLEMS. CHOICE CUT FLOWERS AND SMILA A. M. J) J. B. MUBDOCjET, 1 n SMITHFIELD ST. Telephone 429. deS-f4 JTWT JOHN R. &A. MURDOCH, Offer the choicest flowers and floral work in any desired style. 508 Smithfield Street Telephoned. se3 3TWT pEPRESENTEJJ IN P1TTSBURCJ IN 11 ASSETS . tJ9in,696S3. Insurance Co. of North America. Lmih OfUn.fort onH nijd taV IVTT.T.TAAf T. JONES.J34 Fourth avenue, tyt-f? iaSOfJ - D - " .. ftjx fcA.if- NEW ADVERTISEMENTS, HAVE YOU SEEK OUR GEM DIAMOND ? If not come and see it We guarantee it to be the Finest Diamond in the city. We invite comparison. WATTLES & SHEAFER. JEWELERS. 37 FIFTH AVENUE. se2tsrwr ATTEND THIS WEEK A CARPET SALE -or- GREAT DIMENSIONS. 9,864 yards Moquette, 9,973 yards Body Brussels, 5,612 yards Velvet, 18,784 yards Tapestry, 26,898 yards Ingrain, 833 yards Axmtnster VAXES A BABK OPPORTUNITY to cover your floors. None but ex perienced carpet makers and lay ers engaged. This with the entire winter stook of J. R. Anderson put on sale this week makes a busy place here. CARPET SACRIFICE SALE. -- T, U, LATIMER, 138 Federal St, Allegheny, Pa, S018-MWV3U LADIES' FALL-WEIGHT UNDERWEAR! Just received a large line all weights in LADIES' RIBBED UNDERWEAR. One lot of Ladies' French Bibbed Balbriggan Vests, H. N. L. ft, extra fitting garment, onlyKc. LADIES' FRENCH RIBBED MERINO VEST8, One-third cotton, guaranteed not to shrink, H. N. L. S.. SI 25 each; H. N. R. A., to $1 20 each, according to size. A very beautiful fabric. LADIES' FRENCH RIBBED WORSTED VEST, Hade of the finest long combed yarn, and will not shrink. We have them in both white and natural wool H. N. L. a, II M, and H. N. R. A., Si 23 to U 40 each, according to size. AU the new SWISS RIBBED WOOL VESTS Received in all shapes and colors, for Ladles and Misses. . All weights in DR. JEAGER'S SANITARY UNDERWEAR, Including Vests, Drawers, Combination Salts, Gowns and Skirts. We are Sole Agents for Western Pennsylvania. MEN'S MEDIUM HEAVY WEIGHT BALBRIQ. GAN SHIRTS AND DRAWERS, For fall wear. Also mediums in Merino and Natural Wool, in ail grades, from SOo a gar ment up. DR. JAEGER'S 8ANITARY WOOL UNDER. WEAR. Night Shirts, Stomach Bands, Knee Protec tors, all Grades at List Prices. See our DISPLAY of these and Fur Goods at Exposition after Wednesday. HORNE & WARD, 41 FIFTH A VENUE. sel7-D We'll Crown Good Clothing With Low Prices. We don't trust business to go by fits and starts, like an untamed horse! nor "leader prices," as they are called, to bring a crowd of customers. We're after the leadership of our trade, but we're after it to hold on to it. Nothing short of solid and valuable clothing and the fairest of treatment will do that. You fully understand us on this. We'll always have the reliable clothing! always the most reasonable prices! and our own ways of dealing with you, and they'll be unlike any other stores. It Jl be easy and safe always to buy in our store. Easy and safe! whether you know quality and price, or send a child to deal with usj These we'llt rely on to satisfy you, and double, treble ' and quadruple our business till it's away in the lead. We'll make to measure clothing in the very best style: over 1,000 patterns of goods for selections. $ Wanamaker & Brown, Sixtli street and Fenn avenue. se21.B Ai H I rNT A INSURANCE CO, -tXll J JJ J&. Hartford, ComZ Assets, January 1, 1887. ty.KB.SM fiC EDWARDS t KENNEY, Agents, iftl - wr QQ ouna avenue ruts ours, NEW jtBTEKneMOBtTS. SCHOOL FOR INSTRUCTION ART EMBROIDERY -AND- FANCY WORK RE-OPENED. We have succeeded in again securing tiie services ot Miss Warbniton, of Philadelphia, for this department. We propose to make ho OHABOB weatsvzs for lessons. LESSONS WILL BE "GIVEN GRATIS FROM 10 A. M. TO 13 M. Fleishman & Co., PITTSBURG, PA, M3B-D ATTRACTIVE PRICES. GENTS' UNDERWEAR. Gents' Merino Undenhlrta and Drawers, worth 40c at 35c. Gents' Fancy Scotch Wool Shirta and Drawers, worth $1 at 75c each. Gents' All-Wool Shirt and Drawers, Scarlet, White, Gray and Mntnral Colored, 76c set, sold elsewhere for ?L Gents' Gennine Vienna and English Ox ford Shirts and Drawers, in new and de sirable colorings, at 83o each. Gentlemen's Lambs Wool Shirts and Drawers at 83a each. LADIES' AND CHILDREN'S UNDERWEAR. Ladies' Merino Vests and Drawers, trimmed seam, at 25c and 39c each. Ladies' Camel's Hair Vests and Drawers, trimmed seam, extra quality, and worth 70c, at B9o each. The Thomas .Knit All-wool Ladies' vesta and Drawers, all colors (ribbed), at 69a and 73c each; other homes get Jl for these goods. Children's Knit All-wool Vests at 26c, 31o and 39c. Children's Gray Vests from 16o up. Children's Natural Wool from 19c up. Children's Scarlet Wool from 25c up. Children's Shaker Plannel Skirts at 35a each. Beautiful assortment of Shirting Flan nels, in checks and stripes, full width, a bargain, 12Jc Domet Shaker Flannels, decided values, 12Wc. Scarlet Plain Wool Flannels, very cheap. 20c. Scarlet Twilled Flannel, heavy, 25c Snper Extra Twilled Scarlet, medicated, 40c. Super .Extra Twilled Bine Flannel, 25a. Super Extra Twilled, Extra Heavy Blue, 33o. Double-width Country Shirtine Flannels. 25e. Double-width Extra Fine Country Flan nel, all wool, 35c Gilbert's Bob Boys Extra Quality Flan nel, 35c. Linsey Shirtine, 'old-fashioned style, 12c. Linsey Shirting, extra quality and styles, 18c Gray Twilled Flannels, 15c. Gray Twilled Flannels, extra weight, 19a. Gray Twilled Flannels, super extra, 25c, Fall line Skirting Flannels. We are now showing all the latest Au tumn shapes in Felt Hats and Bonnets, and also new materials for trimmings, in cluding Fancy Feathers, Ostrich Feathers, Birds, Bibbons, Velvets and Ornaments of all kinds. We are headquarters forTrimmed Millinery, and are showing the largest lines ever seen in this city. Millinery Parlors second floor. (Two Entrances) Sixth street and Penn ave. se23 Every department in the house is now full to overflowing with a weH selected stock of goods for fall and winter wear. Prices will be found right Visitors cordially invited to look through. No trouble to show goods. Win. Semple'Sj 165, 167, 169 FEDERAL DEESS GOODS 52-inch all-wool Habit Cloths, 45, 45-inch French Wool Cashmeres, PTflnd values. 40-inch fancy Plaids, black and and stripes, all wool, at 40, 50 and 7;c. 40-inch all-wool Colored Tricots and Cloth Suitings, 31 and tftfc Hundreds of pieces plain and fancy Dress Fabrics, 10 to 35a Special bargains in 46-inch Black ettas at to. 62 and 7 so. w CLOAK DEPARTMENT. TtfpWPSt Stvlf3 in f!!ntll Tl-l-f -j V.V.M jm.as...j f ana up ior oiacs. Tailor-made Directoire Newmarkets and Jackets, Plush Coum Wraps, Sacques and Jackets at low prices. Large lines Fall and Winter weight ana unuaren. BLANKETS, all-wool, full size, $2 iYiary s jjiansets at 3 50 a pair, no FLANNELS of all kinds at low 18, 25, 30 and 35c. NEW FALL MILLINERY now A?nimv?mm&i&Z$ffW f-Sf3 B. 3C 3." HW JUT. gsytojrtu MAKING A LONG' STORY SHOOT Is as difficult as it is UHsatisf actory, bat our " GREAT SILK STORY most be told ia a few brief woffk from time to time; A rich Black Aramre Reyak w sell at 75c . is the same i&Btieal staff a jobber cohM sat let as hav siace we purchased wir it)ia, yard. We bought ours at a great, advantage and yom get tfcebmeftt' 7c under the jobber's price arid' at least 25c less thaa ye c by them anywhere. Other elegant goods a alaett aq high a grade, 85c, $1 aad $1 25 a yard. Rich and lustroas P kSoM, $1, 1 25, $1 50 aad a the be .values we ever offered. A superb Black Sarah at 45c a "10 per cent" demo&ftratios of tbe bargain ideaprevailiag m thk graat silk department Another greatera regalar Ji 25 Black Silk at 88c a yard. '' All the new weaves, Prs-sawst,-Tennebreasse, Regence aad Gyi loche,?i, $t 25, $1 50 to fa 5 ay aid, New Brocades, itzmmwh Stripes, etc, rich aad efoetfw goods of superior qualities, $5- c, ; ?i 50, $2 ana up to 55. Art elegant new line of arabsaqpiw and an exclusive purchase, vary choice Applique brocades, $5 to $im a yard their high qualities. 'oHtkes the price low. Colored novelties the ta&of a& Fashiondota this seaao ail let at lowest prices. The only complete line of good desirable low priced novelties bete fi 50 to $2 50 a yard. (Cob Hosed.) B0GGS & BUHL, 115,117,119.121 Fedtra! jt.Afctiww. seats. "SsUMMed Oyer SaK a Ctetey." to "d Ints Trade Marx la ou oar "ffla!, WE ARE NOW 5HO"WnQ. Our Latest Importattoas a ? FALL STYLE SILK HA '", Derbys and Sift Hats, KNOX'S New York Hats (fer wftfek we as me soie agesHj are aao rtu W KAUf I. We Bve correct copies or tko akave 1 , M PAULSON BROS., 441 WOOD STREET. Five Doors from Fifth avenue. K. B, We iron all Bilk Hals FRKB.M CHARGE, no difference where eiae. wle-mrr ANCHOR REMEDY COMPN-fH S2B UBEBTT STREET. Anchor specialties, Cater.; .Remedy. xuieaznauo KIDNEY REMEDY, Dyspepsia Remedy, Beef, Wtaei sua xron, tsetz, wins Iron ami.' Cocoa. Cod Liver Oil. SamufO. liverPUls, Liniment, and tcctra. Urn itnuik.. ciuui, puM.9. n v uavo WOttwkBttS OX ' i- .i.M iir- , -,: i-. .-r: moniais irom people wno nave ssed tho ANCHOR REMEDIES and all commend them as beistr the host 1 arations in the market Wa mint uu faction in all eases where the dlreetfess ara carefully followed. selS-xwT vr-,'i r ST., ALLEGHENY, PA. 2 SPECIAL LINES. Tc w 50, 62 and 75c. all colors, at 50, 62 and 75c, are i?.v white and black and gTay'plaide" t5! Cashmeres and all-wool Hekri- 'sB. zm t m n Cfn.Iri'njitf TV4'f jw wy. WfcV.lW.U.bk. JMW&S.MS --riVJ UNDERWEAR for Men, Ikdfef- f 75 up. See the 4 poaadfSy sucn vaiue ever onerea anywaare. prices. All-wool Country open. .MI - MP57jPjPr vA "-C3 .U-Aii&''j jiJLua 'S& ufc ," j&. r. fcd3an, R9S lffiK3