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ISO A tTKLY Dispatch, One Year 1 S5 Iiie Daily Dispatch is delivered by carriers at IS cents per week, or including Sunday edition, at M cents per week. PITTSBURG, hJJNESDAY. SEP. 18, 1889. A NOBLE GIFT. Both the city of Pittsburg and the Schen Icy estate are to be congratulated if it shall prove that the terms of the proposal for the 3It. Airy Park are so liberal as is indicated ith the assurance of an approach to cer tainty in our local columns. A gift out right cf 279 acres of valuable property al most in the heart of what will be the future city, is not lessened in value or significance by putting a moderate price upon 100 acres additional. It is a fact not only that the tract is admirably situated for park pur poses, but that the portion alone which is understood to be had as a gift would bring in the open market not less than halt a million dollars while the price discussed for the other optional 100 acres is below rather than above quotations in the neigh borhood. The growth of the town and the appre ciated need and policy of making such rea sonable provision for the comfort and pleas ures of the people, as other cities do not neglect render it unnecessary to dwell here upon the advantages which this proposal contemplates. But it is eminently in place to say that Mrs. Schenley's liberality must commend itself most handsomely to the ap preciation and good will of this community. IN'nt the less does this hold good because in times past it has been thought that her vast e:,tate, while sharing the benefits, had not shared fully in the enterprises of the city. In the nature of things, that perhaps could not have been expected. But, in the highly jrenerous proposals now being favorably en tertained, Mrs. Schenley and the advisors who attend to her interests so faithfully, ccrtainlv show both a most gratifying pride in the place and a cheerful willingness to contribute with the utmost liberality to its interests If the arrangements for acceptinc this gift be satisfactorily carried out, the park i ill itself be the best monument and testi mony of the public spirit of the donor. PESILS OF EAPID TEAKBIT. A runaway car on the Federal street elec tric railway, which went smashing its way into the Xorth Park with a narrow escape iroui fatal accidents, might be held to afford an argument against that class of transit But it is balanced w by the equally narrow c-cape of a cable car on Penn avenue, at the railroad crossing, in which it is claimed the brake failed to work. Brake failure in both cases, with the most hairbreadth escape as the result of both, shows a necessity of the closest precaution and most thorough safeguards, especially in connection with new methods of transit where increased speed and enlarged traffic make the conse quences of accident far more disastrous. Tue rival Eystems are about even on these two casualties; and in both the need of care and watchfulness is demonstrated. KOT MUCH OF A TBTJST. The report is revived that the window glass manufacturers are going to form a tntst, with details that show the proposed project to be free from any of the features that are comprised in the modern idea of the trust. The statement is very plainly made that the window glass manufacturers are going to combine to build a $2,000,000 tank fac tory. That is a perfectly legitimate enter prise, and it can be easily carried by form ing a corporation underthecorporation laws of the State. The plan is said to include the union of most of the present glacs firms. in the concern, which may be good business policy; but it is by no means vital The new factory can be built if only a few of the old firms are interested in it; and anyone else can buiid a factory of like character, if lie can raise the capital. The purpose of the enterprise is to compete with the tank factory already in operation at Jeannette. Now this is 'exactly the reverse ot the trust policy. In the first place no trust de vised for the strangling ot competition ever Etarted by building new factories. The purpose of the trust is to make the adoption of new and improved processes unnecessary, and to make the old ones profitable, by buy ing off the competition of the newest and cheapest production, 'lhis project proposes to compete, and illustrates the action of com petition by establishing a two-million dollar concern so as to compete at the best ad vantage. That the new concern after it gets into active competition may talk of combination with other new and large concerns is pos sible; but in its present shape instead of being an example of the trnst policy it is just the opposite. BRAVO! FOB THE BUCKBOABD. The buckboard has been in high favor with fashionable society this year. "We are inclined to credit President Harrison with inaugurating the reign of the buckboard. "When he was at Bar Harbor early in the summer ne rode on one of these pecnliar vehicles in company with nearly a dozen distinguished citizens, and, by the way, it lias never been explained how so many per sons contrived to ride at once upon a buck board. Since that August becasion the buckboard has bounded upward, a motion to which it has always been addicted. The culmination of its glory came at Lenox, Massachusetts fashionable resort, last week. There was a parade of the most exquisite dandies and belies, society leaders and their disciples, all on backboards. No less a person than her ex-royal highness the wile of ex-Secretary of the Xavy "Whitney led the gay cavalcade. She declared the buckboard peerless as a vehicle of pleas- auuee v e can hear that dictum rolling in the heavens still. Long' live the buck board I Nobody need be out of the fashion now as far as carriages go. The buckboard is a democratic car. Its habits arc democratic, and it is revolutionary in its effect upon the liver of him who drives in it over a rocky road. The horse which appropriately goes with the buckboard, as it is oftenest found, in very rural districts that is, is a demo cratic beast also. Free, independent and none too well fed is the buckboard steed. Its lines areas sharp and its gait as rhythmical as the pitching of a pilot boat in a gale of wind. Society having taken the chariot will adopt the steed we hope. It will bring many an honest old horse out of undeserved obscurity, it will fatten the purse of many a guileless old farmer, and it will assist the buckboard in the reformation or society through the liver. The buckboard and the horse that goes with it may save our plu tocracy from ruin yet. A SP0ETING MTJRDEB, A prize fight for the munificent sum of thirty dollars, which resnlted in the death of one of the contestants, is a leading inci dent of what, iu the unwittingly sarcastic phraseology of the day, are reported as the sporting events of yesterday. That result should be a sufficient com mentary on the class of so-called -sports which run into mere brutality. The attrac tion of prize fighting beiug in the sight of two mtn, each inflicting as much injury as he can upon the other, the spectators of the affair which amounted to killing, had the largest possible return for their money. "When people of social standing can indulge in that sort of thing, it is rather difficult to specify the exact difference between modern civilization and the ancient barbarity which rejoiced in gladiatorial combats. If onr laws have any force at all, it is to be hoped that it will be demonstrated in the suppression of the brutalities of the prize ring. AN ELECTBIC 0KACLE. The sublime electricians who are opposed to the advertisement of the fatal properties of their machines by the substitution of electrocide for hanging will be for embrac ing Mr. "W. H. Preece, chief electrician of the Postoffice Department in England. Mr. Preece certainly is not afraid of making assertions, and he says he's not afraid of electricity. "What he knows he says, and he is the sort of man who knows everything. He knows that the New York act providing for the execution of condemned murderers by electricity will be rescinded. He knows that it is impossible to get an electric cur rent of sufficient intensity to kill a man. And most valuable of all his knowledge he knows that sensational reports published iu the newspapers about people being killed by shocks from electric wires had, upon inves tigation, been found to be nonsense. This last piece of peculiar knowledge will give great comfort of course to the relatives and friends of those who have been killed by contact with electric wires. They will accept Mr. Preece's assurance with perfect faith, and the consolation of knowing that their dear ones were snatcned away by some mysterious agent, but not by electricity) will be immense. But the men who are dead will not benefit by Mr. Preece's ex traordinary discovery. They are dead to the number of scores. Every city in the land has had some experience with the mortal effects of the innocent electric wire. It has been the misfortune of many of us to see the electric current escape from man's bondage and wreak vengeance on its en slaver. That is we dreamed we had so seen. Now we must accept Mr. Preece's word for it, that what we saw was all sensational non sense. Mr. Preece declares that he tried to kill a pig with an enormous induction coil and a spark twenty inches long, but failed. He should try an experiment of the same sort on himself. He has nothing to fear if his knowledge is made of solid stuff. If his knowledge or his regard for truth are faulty and death should ensue, the world will know beyond all donbt that it is rid of a fool or a falsifier. INVESTMENTS IN CHTJECHES. The ClassoaAvenue Presbyterian Church, of Brooklyn, seems to be conducted on a novel financial basis. The pews of the church were sold in 1871, and it was stated in the deed of transfer which was given to each purchaser that he could occupy his pew or not as he pleased, and if he elected not to use it the church retained the right to rent it, agreeing to pay 7 per cent upon the sum invested by the owner. A Mr. J. G. Cooley is now sning to recover interest due to the amount of over $1,000 upon his in vestment in a pew. The renting of pews in fashionable churches at extravagant prices and the com petition of wealthy men in bidding for pews at auction are no new things, but this is the first time we have heard of a church selling its pews as real estate or stocks are sold for speculation or investment. Prom a financial point of view the scheme may have its ad vantages,but it is not altogether in harmony with the purposes of a church. If the pews were sold in this fashion we presume those at the rear went as common and those in front as preferred stock. And what about the pulpit? Is it mortgaged? The aisles would be bonded of' course, and the organ would stand good for the issuance of notes. Baptismal fees could be applied to pay interest on the font debentures, and money could be raised by making a hymn book and Bible trust. In such a church we should not be surprised to find that the trustees held an insurance policy on the pastor's life, and demanded 5 per cent discount for prompt payment of his salary. There are still money changers in the temple, and if doves are no longer sold there, pews are. A SENTENCE THAT MEANS SOHETBTNG. Judge Finletter, of Philadelphia, is put ting in force some views which, while not at all pleasant from the corporate stand point, is likely to produce a lively sense in the minds of those interests that the law means something. His recent action in re fusing to set aside a heavy verdict against one of the traction companies was an illus tration; but it is not a more salient one than his declaration the other day, that it wonld not be sufficient punishment to merely im pose a fine on a railroad Superintendent for violation of the law, and therefore he would impose a sentence of six months imprison ment. The fact that wealthy and influen tial offenders could violate'a law and get off by paying a fine which they do not feel, has been one of the weak points in the adminis tration of justice. Judge Finletter's conrse imposes a punishment that will be felt, and that is likely to prove effectual. They are now charging "Young Napo leon" Ives with forgery; and the charge seems quite probable in xjew of Ives other financial feats. But if the ambitious opera tor had succeeded in the schemes which his shady practices were intended to support, would the newspapers be overflowing with that sort of charges against a financial power? The gallant fight which the planters of TW'V THE PITTSBURG-" hOWKY'SSSsmsSSt' lHWBBiSPpBWPHWWiHI the South are making against the jute bag ging monopoly, by the development ot other and better bagging Jor cotton bales, has given the trust schemers an expensive lesson on the exceedingly bad economy of slaughter ing the goose that lays the golden eggs. The unanimous report that the exhibits at the Paris Exposition of such countries as Mexico and the Argentine Kepnblic leave that of the United States cleat in the shade should make this country feel pretty small. It should also impress upon the public mind the fact that something more than wind is necessary to redeem our reputation in 1892. " The assertion of the Philadelphia Press that "Russell Harrison's traducers will never forgive him for being the son of the President," may be correct; but we were under the impression that the most general fault was found with the President for being the father of Russell Harrison. The "blackleg" and "scab" slang, or the prejudice, rather, which gives rise to the rise of those ugly terms, threatened to spoil the honorable and satisfactory settlement of the London strike. Workmen should learn to be satisfied with the real fruits of victory, and not to be swayed by the passions of the contest to teir own disadvantage. Mks. Bkowu Pottee's declaration that the American press has opposed her as an actress because she did not "conciliate" its representatives, makes her road clear. Let her conciliate the prpss by doing some acting worthy of the name and all may be once more serene. An enterprising newspaper of Chicago has discovered that the original meaning of the name of that city is "strong." The gen eral public will perhaps be disposed to ac cept the translation of the word, in view pf the fact that its acquired meaning has added so much to its original as to make it convey a sense of rankness. Of course the only live way of meeting the competition of a new process for making window glass more cheaply than the old, is for other manufacturers to adopt that pro cess. That is the straight-out competition and good business policy. Me. Chatjncet M. Defe'W's notifica tion to President Harrison that he had nothing to ask, but that Mrs. Depew -wanted her cousin, General liosecrans, kindly treated, is the latest and most refreshing discovery in the line of people who do not want anything. Is this one of Mr. Depew's efforts ot humor? The declaration of W. H. Preece that electric light wires cannot kill anyone leaves the people who have perished by con tact with loose articles of that description no excuse for not resurgmg. The statement that the trade between Mexico and this country last year amounted to 187,000 tons, is an evidence ot the im portance of cultivating trade relations with other American countries. The Pan-American Congress should have the effect of pro ducing an indefinite expansion of these figures. A eusawav electric car on Federal street and a smashed grip-car on Penn ave nue leave the performances of the two meth ods of transit about even. The way in which the Emperor of China has ordered a court astroaomer to be be headed for making a false prediction, is cal culated to make the weather prophets of our own glorious laudthanklul that they live in the land of liberty to make as many falte prophecies as the newspapers will print. PEOPLE OP PEOIUNEACE. Rev. Augustus Scuultze, of Bethlehem, Pa., has been elected Bishop of the Moravian Church in America. Loud Salisbury has such an extreme aversion to tobacco that even his own sons do not venture to smoke in his presence. Private Secretaby Halford has dis played a good deal of pluck during his illness. He has kept up with his work as well as possi ble and has written many letters in betl. The Presbjterian church in Philadelphia which the Rev. Madison C. Peters left to go to New York will try 30 clercymen and then take a vote to see which one of the SO shall be called. The Czar has a new train of cars to travel in. The cars are connected with each other by ves tibules, so that be can pass from one to an other without being seen from the outside, and they are covered with iron and cork. Frederick F. Thomas, a mining engineer of California, recently went to New South Wales and took hold of a mine which was said to be played oat. He has uncovered a mother lode, the oro of which is said to be worth 310, 000.000, It is positively announced that the President will not be able to attend the Exposition this fall at Atlanta, Ga. He cannot, says Mr. Hal ford, accept any invitation that would take him away from Washington before the assembling of Concress. The portraits of Generals Grant and Sheri dan and Sherman, which were painted by direc tion of Mr. George W. ChUds for the United States Military Academy, will be formally transferred to that institution October 3. Gen eral Horace Porter will represent Mr. Childs on the occasion and will deliver an appropriate address in presenting the portraits. ME. DALZCLL NON-COMMITTAL. Ho Talks With n New York Reporter About Plttsbure Politics. From Yesterday's New ork Star.i Hon. John Dalzell of Pittsburg was in the city yesterday, registering at the Windsor Ho tel. He is the Pennsylvania Congressman sup. posed to be at variance with tbe administra tion, because the President insists in letting Senator Quay dictate all the Federal appoint ments in his district in order to break the power of his old rival. C. L. Magce. Ot these matters, however, Mr. Dalzell has but little to say, and in a short talk yesterday the only ref erence he would make to the difference was to say that Hon. Harry Ford, President of the City Council of Pittsburg, his candidate for postmaster, was not yet out of the fight. "He has the indorsement of every prominent city and county official and hundreds of tho most prominent business men of the Republi can County Committee, and. indeed, of the Re Eublicans of the western end of tho State. He as been a business man for years, and never asked an office before, and my only object in supporting him was because I knew him to bo an honest, deserving Republican." Of Congressional action this winter the only thing Mr. Dalzell would predict was "that some measure would be introduced tending to in sure lair elections, not only in the Sontb. but in every State. Of course nothing can be done to conflict with State laws, and such action can only affect Congressional elections." "Who will be Senator Cameron's successor?" "So far no candidates have been mentioned, and 1 gnes it is taken for granted that he ex pects to go back. It is most too early to specu late upon that point." ' Comfort for the Poor Man. From the Boston Globe! It is better always to have been poor than to have once been rich and then to have lost all. This is frequently evidenced of late In the number of "once wealthy" unfortunates who resort to suicide as a final relief. Ho Sncceeded Too Well. from the New York World.! Tbe young but dethroned Napoleon, Ives, made a brilliant attempt to forge ahead in Wail street The new developments in 'his case seem to make it appear that he succeeded. THE TOPICAL TALKEK. A Diabolical BIcrry-Go-Ronnd So Snm. mer' Fled Two -Kinds of Stogies Fore thought. Until a few days ago a merry-go-round made a dismal vacant lot on Fifth avenue a very paradise to the young folks of Sobo. The man who owned the whirligig made lots of money while be tarried there. A gentleman who lives near by calculated that no less than 00 were exchanged for rides on the merry-go-round every day that was tine. Still the owner of tbe flying horses did not have thimrs all his own way. Now and then a a gang of toughs would descend upon him and insist on running things to suit themselves. Alter one or two soch visitations the showman determined to trlvo the toughs a surprise party the next time they came. A day or two after ward a dozen hard characters, ranging from 12 to 16 years old, appeared upon tbe scene, and a young fellow with closely-cropped hair, a black eye and a square chin stepped up to the show man and said: "Say, mister, we'so goiu' to ride on dis yer machine, an' we aint goln' to pay sec!" To the surprise and even disappointment of the youne sluggers their victim smiled pleas antly and said: "All right get on." So the short-haired citizens mounted the fly ing horses, and the showman started the ma chine. Around went the touebs in great glee. The machine went a little faster, and the riders howled for joy. Again the speed in creased and the howls grew fainter and fur ther apart. The showman turned on all the steam, and the merry-go-round whirled like a humming top at its first gait. The boys were shouting no longer. Silence would have reigned hut for the rattle and creaking oi the machine. For two or three minutes the big whel revolved with tremendous rapidity. Then like ripe ap ples the joung touehs, with pale, scared faces, began to hustle through the air. They struck the ground anything but softly, but they usually got up quickly and staggered away. If they lingered the showman helped them along with a baseball bat. When the ma chine stopped only two desperadoes, looking deathly sick still, clung to the bobby horses. They looked so miserable that the showman allowed them to climb down and slink away without any assistance from his club. He was never bothere'd with the noble comrades of the owl gang again. V SO SUMMER'S FLED. So summer 's fled she did not wish to go, Dut weeping went, and whispering the wind The story of her love, attuned to woe. For this fair land she had to leave behind, Set forth for Southern shores and kinder skies. I heard her fingers tremble in the trees; The tender airs at sundown were her sighs. Such gentle sounds as gave her fond heart ease. And through the night on shingle roof and pane Her tears fell fast-and now and then a fall Of heavy drops would swell and slowly wane As muffled drums announce a funeral. But thoughtless nature mourns not summer fled, She'll welcome autumn garbed in gold and red. U.J. They've been selling Pittsburg tobies or stogies In the Cumberland Valley and the East ern end of the State with a good deal ot suc cess of late. But at times the name of this delicious or abominable (adjust adjective to your taste) weed leads to complications. A few weeks ago the junior partner of a firm which manufactured stogies was paying a flying visit to tbe towns in the Cumberland Valley when one day found him in the prosperous- little community of Mechanicsburg. He stepped into one of the grocery stores and asked tbe proprietor if ho could not sell him a hill of stogies. "No, thankee." replied the groceryman, "I've just got in a new lot." The Pittsburger was a little aghast 'at this, for he had not found stogies for sale in that1 neighborhood at all. , "May I ask where you get them from?" he said. "Certainly they were sold me by a Boston man," said the groceryman, and seeing the in-l .credulous look upon the Fittsburger's face he added: "Come and look at them." They went to the back of the store and the groceryman pulled ont tw o cases, and, opening one, took out a pair of boots. "Here you are," he said, "that as good a stogy as I ever saw," and the Pittsburger remembered for tbe first time that there was such a thing as a stogy boot. In tbe laughter which ensued, however, he managed to get a nice order for stogies of tobacco leaf. V Sympathetic forethought Is very good in its way, but it may be carried too far. For instance, I heard yesterday that a Pitts burger, three of whose dearest relatives are on their way to these shores, suggested to them before they started to sail teach on a different steamer. "For then," he argued, "if one of the ships sinks! shall only lose one of you, whereas if you all traveled together I might lose you all at once. There is less likelihood of my losing you one at a time." BOPD TO SEE FAIR PLAI. How London Tonsbs Preserved Order nt a Kelialous Sleeting. From the New York Sun.J It was a touching story which tho late Lord Shaftesbury told ef some of the greatest roughs in the East End of London. A joung clergy man in one of the most wretched parishes had asked his advice as to how to deal with the terrible human vice and misery of the place. Lord Sbaftesbary bad counseled him to begin by establishing a ragged school, and had at the same time f nrnished tbe necessary funds. The school met with immediate success but it was impossible, in spite of all the vicar's efforts, to induce the people to come to church, and the young clergyman finally resolved to meet them by preaching in theopenair. He selected one of tho worst courts, and had the benches from the school taken there for his bearers to sit upon, but was dismayed when be came upon the f scene to see the front row occumed by a num ber ot the most notorious rougns oi the neigh borhood, who, he made no doubt, had come to break up the services. To his surprise, how ever, everything went off quietly, and when tbe services were over ho stepped up to the leader of tbe gang, told him he had not ex pected to see him there, though ho was very glad to welcome him, and asked what had brought him. The man said: "Well, sir, you've been very good to our littlo kids, so 1 said.to my mates: 'Parson's goin' to preach in court on Sunday night. It's a roaghish place. Lot's go and see fair play.' That's what brought us." IALE MADE MUCH EICIIER. The Will of the Lute Prof. Loomls Adds to His University's Fund. (SPECIAL TELEORAM TO THE DISPATCH. 1 Nkw Haven, Conn., September 17. The will of the late Prof. Elias Looinis. tho astron omer, of Yale University, was made public to day. He leaves $1,000 to each of his sons, John C. Loomis, of Somerville, Go.; E. V. Loomis, of Stillwater, Minn. His life-size por trait, by Mrs. H. Loop, of New York, is given to the astronomical obsenatory of Yale. Tne income of tbe residue nf bis estate, amountin ' to about $300,000, he leaves as follows: One third to his son, Henry Bradford Looinis; one third to his son, F. E. Loomis, and one-third to the Yale Observatory. Upon the death of ins sons, the entire income goes to Yale, to assist in tho payment of the salaries of observers and the publication of scientific works on as tronomy. This, together with the moneys received from tho Sheffield estate, make Yale richer by about $1,500,000 than during the first six months of this) car. TOO MUCH FOR TUB COW. 6b o Swallowed n Dynamite Cnnrldge and Died Soon Afterward. Quakkrtown, PA, September 17, A cow belonging to John Bardman, of Soinnertown, this county, ate a dynamite cartridge that had been lef t in the field where the cattle were graz ing and soon thereafter sbo dropped dead. So Aro Other Stntes. From tbe Baltimore Herald. 1 We take tbe liberty to inform President Har rison, while he is looking around for a suitable person to fill Corporal Tanner's place, that Maryland Is alive with statesmen who are am bitious and willing. DEATHS OP A DAT. Hon. James nieCnllnm. rSPXCIAI. TELIOBAM TO TnE DISPATCn.l Nashville, fceptember 17. Hon. James Mc Callum. the oldest member of the Masonic fra ternity In this btate, dieu in Pulaski to-day. sir. McCallnm was a member of tbe Confederate Con gress, and for many years was one of the leading members of the Tennessee bar. He was several times a member of the General Assembly, impeopbbh emploibd. - , a queer bopoeific. Y hew yoimsws hotes. ' ' cmom;mi)&ZmSi3JB Tho Mluncnpolis PostofUce, Not on it Civil Service Reform Oasis. Wasiiin OTON, September 17. The Civil Ser vice Commission has Tendered tbe following opinion in tbe case of the Postmaster at Minne apolis: John J. Ankeny. Esq., Postmaster, Minneapolis: Sib This commission has received your com munication of August 27, replying to tbe com mission's letter to you Inclosing extract from an affidavit charging irregularities in appointments at your omce, in which yon explain in detail the clrcumltances connected with each of said ap pointments so charged to be irregular. In reply you are Informed that upon an examination of your explanation, it is found that one O. A. Haic-n, who was employed in the Mailing Di vision in September. 1833, and who still continues in the service, was improperly employed without authority under the law or rules, and that his set-vices should be at once'dlscontluued. That, as io me oiner caBes, except those or scnoil, KranzaudDean.lt Is sufficient to say that their employment for thb time they were in the service prior to examination and certification was wholly unauthorized and Improper. The employment of Schell as a substitute fur a clerk occupying an ex cepted place wasproper. In the case or Kranz.who Is employed In the Registry Division, under the supposition that the place occupied by hlui is an excepted place. It may be stitell that fie only excepted place In the Kejrlstrv Division Is thatofChlelr or Superinten dent of the Division. Kranz Is therefore Improp erly employed and his services should be discon tinued. In the case or Deane, employed In the Money Order Division, the same may be said as In the case of Kranz. unless Deane la employed ns a money order teller or In the actual handling of money. In that case he could occupy excepted Elace and his appointment regular, otherwise he as been improperly employed and his services discontinued. The employment of any person In a place sub ject to examination temporarily or otherwise, without regulir examination and certification by thelJoardof Examiners, in accordance.wlth the requirement of the rule, is wholly unauthorized and SUCH Practice. Which nrmet-armni vnnr atata. ment to have existed at your office, must be dis continued. As to the measure of blame that should properly attach to you for these irregularl- urn IUCWU.WWWUM niiiiuriner consiaer ana re port. HUQH 8. TIIOMP60V, Acting President. SECRETARY TKACEI'S PLAN. He Will Endeavor to Dnlld Crnlaers is the Government Nnvy Yards. Washington. September 17. Secretary Tracey is giving careful consideration to the question as to what shall be done in respect to tho two 3,000 ton cruisers authorized to be built by act of Congress. The department failed to securVs a bid for constructing them within the limit of cost imposed by Congress. It was not possible to reduce the requirement as to speed and Increase the premiums as had been done in the caso of the 2,000-ton vessels, for the law had fixed these specially. There was little hope of securing lower bids upon readvertisement, so that aside from awaiting the tardy action of Congress the alternative seemed to be to build vessels m navy yards. It is this phase of the case that Secretary Tracey is considering and should he be able to satisfy himself that tbe work can be dune in a reasonable time and at moderate cost it is highly probable that he will decide to have it done at the navy yards. Upon this first point it may be stated that, while the Eastern ship building navy yards are crowded with work. Naval Constructor Hich bom is prepared to recommend that the Mare Island yard be given an opportunity to show what it can do in the wav of bnildln? a modern man-of-war. Acting under the authority con ferred by Congress, tbe Construction Bureau has been actively increasing the plant at that aru. -uucmuc- ioois oi me latest type are Do ing delivered rapidly, and the acting chief con structor believes that within two months the jard will be able to undertake successfully tbe construction of at least one of thelD-knot cruisers. WANT FEEE CAEPET WOOL. Tho Dlnnnfactnrrrs and the Growers DIs ngree Upon the Tariff" Question. Boston, September 17. The Executive Com mittee of the National Association ot Wool Manufacturers is in session here to-day. The question of free carpet wools is one of the principal topics under discussion. No action has yet been taken, but the association's quarterly bulletin just published says editor ially: it is admitted that the 1867 duties upon carpet wools were not designed (to serve as protective duties , but were imposed for purely revenue pur poses. Wc cannot subscribe to the claim now made that conditions have so changed In 20 years thit a protective duty Is now desirable and would be advantageous The argument is that the con ditions then existing, which removed all neces sity for a protective duty on carpet wools, have ocen inorea&ea ana lmensiuea ny tne lapse or a pruuiuiiury ur uigmy protective amy on tne cneaper grades would not lead to tbe pi auction in this country 01 wools similar to the iiu not te&a to tne pro of wools similar to those now Imported for this purpose. Manufacturers wpuld be Justified in insisting that the low grade carpet woois siiau go upon tne iree list, inese low grades carpet woots are almost the only raw material upon which a revenue duty was Imposed when the Government needed tbe money, from which It has not since been removed, or It is not there (in the Senate tariff bill) proposed to re move it. The argument in favor of free carpet wools Is vastly stronger than that which was made forircc blues. THE SNAKE MADE A MISTAKE. Attempting to Swallow the Wrong Kind of Fish It Lost Its Llie. From the Chicago Herald. 1 "Saturday mornins at just 5 33 o'clock you see I want to be exact when telling a fish story I saw a big snake leap forward and catch a fish in its mouth. The snake jumped so quickly I did not see what kind of a fish it was, but It knew its business pretty well, I tell yon. The snake at the first gulp swallowed the fish as far as the sharp side fins. There it stuck for a minute, the fins pressing hard against the cor ners of tbe snake's month. The reptile evi dently did not liko the sensation, for he let up a little on his grip, and the fish receded an inch or two Loth to lose his prey, however, tho snake drew it in again and with snch force as to cause the fish to split him open for some dis- "Again he relaxed his hold, but again drew in, tue sharp fins cutting until the mouth of tho snake was a yawning chasm. This was repeated until the snake was split entirely in twain, two halves squirming about trying to get together again, while the fish, with a contemptuous swish of Its tall, swam away unharmed. Now, there Is a true story, and if people would only confine themselves to the truth we fishermen would not get the name and reputation of being such liais." WJIAT DREAMS ARE MADE 0P. Extremely Odd Causes of Visions That DIs tnib I he blmnber. A well-known English doctor having on one occasion gone to bed with a vessel of hot water at his feet, dreamed of walking up Mt Etna and feeling the ground hot under him; ana, on another occasion, having thrown off tho bed clothes in his sleep, ho dreamed of spending a winter in Hudson's Bay. An American physi cian, having a badly dressed wound on his head, dreamed of falling into tho hands of In dians and being scalped by them. It ii related that during an alarm of a French invasion in Edinburgh it had been arranged that the first intimation ot the enemy's approach was to bo the firing ot a cun irom me castie. A certain gentleman, a zealous volunteer, re tired to bed, dreamed that he heard this gun, went out and witnessed and joined in the pro ceedings of tho troops. At this juncture he was auakcued by his wife in a great fright sbo having had a similar dream. It was ascertained that the tailing of a pair of tones in an upper chamber was the common origin of tbe dream in tno minds already predisposed to the same lino of fancy. A GREEK WEDDING PEAST. A Lamb, a Pis and Chickens Gaily Deco rntrd and Itonsted Whole. Akbon, September 17. Nicholas Larkaris, a well-to-do Greek fruit dealer of Akron, was married last week, and the event was cele brated in a grove near tbe city to-day by tho Greeks of Wheeling, W. Va.; Newcastle, Pa.: Vnnncstown and other towns. There' were abont 40 present, and a Grecian wedding feast was held after tbo peculiar customs of their native country. A lamb, a pig and several chickens were gaily decorated and roasted whole." The festivities concluded with a Grecian wedding ceremony and wedding dance. A Newspaper Itlnn Harried. A notable wedding occurred at California, Pa , yesterday. It was the marriage of Walter 8. Abbott, proprietor of the McKeesport Times, and Miss Minnlo E. Applcgate, of California, a former popular teacher in the McKeesport public schools. The ceremony was performed by Rev. Dr- William Codville, of McKeesport As a newspaper man, Mr. Abbott is well and favorably known throughout the valley. Wbero He fs Most Successful. From the Inter Ocean.: ' Ex Congressman W. L. Scott Is having much better success with his race horses this year tuan with his coal mines. Mr. Scott may dis cover that he has all along mistaken bis call ing, and give up his mines to more competent business men. It is to be hoped that he will, and hereafter devote himself to tbe race course, where pools are considered legitimate. A Man Who Ought to Know Says That Sweet Kepoae May A I way be Bad by Sleeping Crosi-LegBcd. "What with mosquitoes and bad dreams, I gef no- peace o' nights," sighed a beavy-eyed, dyspeptic-loosing clubman to a group ofcon- genial spirits, as they tarried over a midnight repast a few evenings ago. "It doesn't make a particle of difference what I have tossed off before seeking my couch, whether it be deviled crab or buttered toast, whisky cocktail or river bacteria, a night of unrest is snre to follow. My eyes no sooner close than a horde of tire some sprites begin to dance through my brain, the old-time villain still pursues me, and every body I ever knew, together with myriads that I never want to know, oegin to chatter a foolish jargon that has no cessation till the morning breaks and the rising bell rings. I'd give a mint oi money to tne doctor wno wonia give me tbe prescription for a night of solid, dream less slumber." . "Why don't you try Mother Mebitabel's soothing syrup?" suggested a sympathetic friend. v "Or a dose of arsenic?" murmured a facetious one. ' "Cross yourself thrice before retiring, turn yourself about on your left heel in front of tbe mirror seven times and step Into bed back wards," came from a man who never sat 13 at a table nor looked at tbe moon over his right shoulder, "and I'll warrant you'll never see a sight or hear a sound tbe livelonc night." An Infallible Bemedr, "If you recline on your back or your stomach of course you'll see all the terrors of tbe In ferno." vouchsafed a young medical student. "LIo on your side, with your head upon a low, hard pillow, and you will sleep dreamlesaly till doomsday or breakfast time." There was a little muse, broken only by a sigh from the man of dreams. He evidently bad no faith in any of these specifics. But an other voice now spoke up: "Old man, be so good as to try my method, and I promise you'll never nt to try another. No quackery or mummery about it, no potion or lotion either, no explanation for that matter, yet it's a sure cure every time. I used to be fearfully harassed with visions. My nights were made hideous, batotbere came a sudden change. I awoke one morning supremely happy in the thought that for tho first time in years I had had slept for eight hours in perfect peace and f orgetf ulness, with not a dream or a nightmare to mar my delight. "I wondered what was the cauBe, and at length discovered that I had been sleeping crosslegged. 1 tried It again the next night, and again, and again, and will you believe it, my friend, from that day to this, save once only, I have never had anything worse than daydreams. Tbe reasoi Is that I never close my eyes without previously adjusting my legs at right angles, and keeping them poised in tbis tailor-fashion the night through. One night, however, I was so tired that I forgot tbe usual arrangement The horrible creatures that neopled my mind that night will live with me to my dying day." , A Night if Sweet Oblivion. The dream-bonnd banqueter looked incredu lous and heaved another sigh. He asked a question or two as to the angle of the leg-crossing and its tendency to lumbago, and then re lapsed into silence. Yesterday, however, he met his friend and advisor on the street, and greeted him uproar iously. "Not a dream nor a vision." he cried: "not a sprite nor a gnome, nor a friend nor a foe. but a night of perfect, sweet oblivion. I tied my legs in a double bow knot and every blasted dream took flight. Now tell me how to banish the mosquitoes, too, and, by George, the world is yours." TO COLOR A CANARY. It Cnn be Given it Roddy Tinge by Feeding Cayenne Pepper. From the New York World.l Tbe following is from tho proceedings of the Berlin Physiological Society: Starting with the observed fact that canaries fed with cay enne pepper acquire a ruddy plumage. Dr. Sauermann has based upon it a scientific in vestigation of canaries, fowls, pigeons and other birds. From these he has obtained the following results: Feeding with pepper only produces an effect when given to young birds before tbey moult; tho color of the feathers cannot be affected. Moisture facilitates the change of color to a ruddy hue, which is again discharged under the influence of sunlight and cold. A portion of the constituents of cayenne pepper is quite Inactive, as, for instance, pip erin and several extractives; similarly the red coloring matter alone e t tbe pepper has no effect on the color of the feathers. It Is rather the triolein, which occurs la tbe pepper in large quantities, together with the character istic pigment, which brings about tbe change of color by holding the red pigment of the pepper in solution. Glycerine may be used in stead of triolein to bring about the same result The same statement holds good with regard to the feeding of birds with aniline colors. Tho red pigment of tbe pepper is also- stored in the egg yolk as well as in the feathers. The first appearance of the pigment in tbe yolk maybe observed as a colored ring four days after the commencement of feeding with the pigment dissolved in fat After a further two days' feeding the whole yolk is colored. Dr. Sauermann is still engaged in carrying on his-researches. DIS0N'S WONDERFUL 'PHONE. It Repeats a Whisper So That It Sounds Like a Mlabty Ronr. From the New 1 ork World.: The Americans who como home from Paris now on every steamer appear to have a much greater idea of Edison and a much better knowledge of what Edison has achieved in the electneal and scientific world than the stay-at-homes imagine. "The megaphone,"' said one of them yesterday, "in the magnificent exhibit which Edison made and which, by the way, was tbe very finest thing in tho American exhibit, seemed to attract more attention from the Frenchmen than did any other of the Edison exhibits, not excepting the graphophone, which is so well known on this side. Going into the American exhibit with a friend, yon sent him to a point a half mile away and asked him to whisper certain words into the megaphone. As soon, it seemed, as tbe syllables had left his lips, they came bounding over tbe wires to yonr ear so greatly magnified that what he spoke as a whisper reached you as a mighty roar, powerful, resonant, jet as distinct as if shouted at your side. Tho popular American topical songs as rendered through the grapho phone, attracted continuous and enthusiastic crowds." MAGNIFICENT ORIENTAL VEHICLES. Two Finely Decorated Vehicles Built for tbo Emperor of Morocco. Edmund Yates in New York Tribune. Two magnificent' carriages of Oriental de sign have just been built in London for tbe Emperor of Morocco. One is a hansom cab of green and gold, which is to be drawn by led mules, as there is no driver's seat. Tbe other is a palanquin, which is to be carried by two mules instead of human bearers. Tbe interior is sumptuously decorated in green silk, and tbe seat is so arranged tbat the Emperor can sit cross-legged, if be is so disposed. On tbe right side is a little cupboard, which contains a tour-chambered revolver, with gilt barrels and a receptacle for ammunition. On tbe left are a sword stick and other weapons, also a letter-box and a writing stand. Tbe palanqnin is ingeniously made so that springs and wheels can at any time be added. CORDIAL RELATIONS. Mr. Whitney Responds Co ibo ConBrntuln tory Tclt(tr:im of Secretary Tracy. Washington, September 17. In response to tbe telegram of congratulation sent yester day by Secretary Tracy to bis predecessor on tbe successful trial of tbe new cruiser Balti more, the following dispatch was received this morning at tbe Navy Department: , Lesox, Mass., fceptember 16. To tho Secretary ot the Navy, Washington: Many thanks for your kind dispatch. I have felt certain the result would be satisfactory, as I do also that you wl 1 continue to raise the stand ard and In time register much hljcber results than these. W. C Whitney. SERENADE. Adown the west In amber light Has sunk tbe golden day: And after through the summer night Tbe pale moon steals away. Bhe steals away down western steeps, Io hide her in the sea; To hide and slip through emerald deeps To that enchanted lea Where her beloved Edymlon 6leeps, In dreams that loveless be. Only tbe stars shine through the boughs To guide me on my way, To sing beneath thy casement vows I dare not breathe by day; 1 d ire not breathe altlioub my breast Can sctrce res-train the word That blrdlliig-like would leave its nest, Fly to thee and be heard; Fly to thee with Impassioned zest. By coldness undeterred. Bottorr Courier. A Good Joke on Her Hassand. urrwVoBK EtJnSAU sficials.v New Yomt; September 17. The Custom House officers have unintentionally just given the public a peep Into tbe very private affairs of Herbert C. Ayer, the divorced husbaniof Har riet Hubbafd Ayer. About two weeks ago Mr. Ayer started home from Germany, where he has been vainly trying to get possession of bk young daughter, who Is now being educated there nnder her mother's supervision. On the steamship he became remarkably intimate with a Miss Moore, a beautiful blonde young woman of tbe stunning sort At the Custom House Mr. Ayer, after a deal of trouble, got Miss Moore's trunks oat of official bands and packed them and their owner off to her New York home. Then the official went down into bis trunk. They fished out six pairs of ladies' robia's-egg-blue silk stockings, a yard long,sev eral silk undershirts of feminine cut and great quantities of ladies' gloves, handkerchiefs and tb,ellke. The trunk containing these articles was seized for appraisement, and Mr. Ayer got out of the way in xonfnsion. Mrs. Ayer con siders her former husband's predicament a hugo joke, and is greatly tickled by It. .Faith Curlst Olsen Yet In Jail. The inquest in the case of young Martha Ol sen, who died recently of typhoid fever, with out proper care or medicine, in the house of Carl Olsen, faith curist was concluded this afternoon. The jury returned the following ver dict: "We find that tbe said Martha Olsea came to ber death by typhoid fever while under the care and guardianship of Carl Olsen, and we farther find tbat ber death was due to his criminal negligence in not securing a physician for ber in time, and for not carrying out said physician's instructions when communicated to him; and we respectfully call the attention of the grand jury to the vicious practices which are carried on by members of tho sect or reli gious organization to which the deceased and the prisoner belonged." Olsen was remanded to jail to await the action of the grand jury. Tony Hnrt Incurably Insane. Recent rumors tc the effect that Tony Hart, formerly of Harrigan 4 Hart, had so far re covered his mental balance as to think of join ing his wife, Gertie Granville, In playing "The Will O' The Wisp" turn out to be nntrue. A short time ago he began to realize tbat he was too weak mentally to ever again appear on the stage. He became despondent, and occasion ally violent His symptoms were so alarming tbat eventually his tfamily, tbe Cannons, of Worcester, placed him under surveillance. Last Friday he "was sent to an asylnm. The physicians there have no hope of his recovery. Two Very Yoothfnl Travelers, Rndolph Kurtz, 5 years old, and his sister Lena, 4 years old, arrived here on the steam ship Ems from Bremen, to-day. They were un accompanied by parent or guardian. Fastened to their waistbands was the address of the father, "Samuel Kurtz, 116 Randolph street, Chicago, III." The two mites were put on board a Chicago train this evening; - A Piano Makers' Trust Formed. Over 30 representatives of piano and organ manufacturers from all parts of the country met in Clarendon Hall this afternoon to form a union for mutual protection. The meeting bad been called by the editors of the Husic Trade Jieview, which has been advocating such an organization for a long time. E.L.Bill, who called the meeting to order, advocated the establishment in each city of a mutual mer cantile agency, which should inform manufact urers of the standing of dealers. R. M. Wal ters was chosen temporary Chairman, and Henry Behnng, Jr.. Secretary, On motion of A. H. Fischer, it was decided to have a com mittee of twelve appointed to draw up a plan of organization. Mr. Walters announced the following names: George A. Stelnway, James Vose. A- H. Fischer. Henry Bearing, Benjamin Starr, Frank Conover, John McLaughlin, T. P. Brown, W. A. Kimberlj and August Bans. To these were added the Chairman and tbe Secre tary. By a resolution offered by E, L. Bill, the organization is to be known as the Protective Union of Piano and Organ Manufacturers of America. At 4.30 o'clock the meeting ad journed, to reconvene at 8 o'clock on tbe even ing of October 3. at tbe hall. In the meantime. an effort will be mode to bring all the large manufacturers into the organization. A Duck With Three Leas. Some unsophisticated -farmer lost the oppor tunity of a lifetime to gain fame ami -at the' same time earn a tew 'dollars when he slaught ered a three-legged duck and forwarded it to tbis market. Instead of putting it on exhibition at some country fair or dime museum. The prize fell to the lot of E. B. Orcutt, of 200 Broadway, and to-day was on exhibition on tbe bar, lying on its back, in a cool-looking bed of ice and lettuce, with its remarkable malfor mation displayed to tbe best advantage. The duck Is of the ordinary farmyard species, and weighs about six pounds. At first the manager of tbe establishment was disposed to serve it to his customers at dduble prices. Three drum sticks from one fowl ought to satisfy any land lord. Later he decided to send it to Prof. Bickmore, of tbe American Museum of Na tural History. The third leg is at tbe center of the body, just back of the other two legs. The abnormal leg is perfect in shape, and the foot is fully formed. Tbe boll and socket joint, where the leg is joined to tbe body, is stiff, and the lee Is bent backward against tbe body, so that it was probably not of any service to the duck in life. A SNAKE IN A CAR- SHOP. One of the Employes Crashes In lis Head With a Board. ISPKCTAI.TSI.EO BAM TO THB DISPATCH. t JEFFEESOSV1I.I.E, Ind., September 17. Over 200 men aro employed in the shops of the Ohio Falls Car Works, at this place. This morning Claude Harper lifted a piece of timber from a pile in tbe corner. A large rattlesnake crawled out of the heap and colled itself as if tc strike. Harrier snranir back in horror and cried ont. One of his fellow workmen snatched up aboard and crushed the head of the serpent with a single blow. It was five feet long and had six rattles. It was the first rattlesnake seen within ten miles of tbis place for many years. Taught by the Anarchists. from the Philadelphia Inquirer.: A peculiar juror bobbed up in the Cronin trial at Chicago on Saturday. He said he was not opnosed to capital punishment as such, but hardly tbonght it severe enough. In his opinion a more severe punishment would be to make a man work all ills life. That juror must have formed bis ideas from intercourse with the Chicago Anarchists. A Few Trnth-Tellers Survive. From the Chicago Iews.l Tbe first man to admit that ho isTascott has just been captured in Buffalo. His claim has called forth a general hawl ot derision. Such conduct is indefensible, as there are well authenticated cases of Buffalo men who have told the truth. TRI-STATE TRIFLES. In endeavoring to break a colt William Mc Knaugbt, of Oompassvllle, Chester county, waa thrown and badly hurt, The horse ran home, and McKnaaght's 60-year old sister, sur mising what had happened, mounted tbe steed and went to his assistance. A chick batched at York first saw tbe light of day through three eyes. It bad two mouths, but did not know how to use either, and died. Frank Kinden, a Lancaster contractor, gave a party in honor of four relatives who celebrated their birthday on the same day. A BUNCH of ten peaches is growing on a twig a foot long on the farm of William Steel, at Conshohocken. ' Newspapers aro a necessity. A Mercer county man stopped his paper recently, and a few Sundays later he took his marketing to town to sell it, having forgotten tbe days of the week. A ZANESVII.I.E woman has worked on a crazy a,uilt an hour a day for 13 years, and tbe quilt is not finished yet. TnE inhabitants of Ohio graveyards are get ting uneasy. Four ghosts are rorortod to have been seen at different places in that State last week. A West Virginia maiden of 49 summers is the plaintiff in a preach of promise suit. John Brawn. aMrraef XaWa ommt Ga. jn a few dan oMgfct rats tea rot of water. , A potajo welgWsg two'-pewMk osd ten ounces is one or tfee carieH4ea exhibited ia Aroostook county, Me. A rare and fine vlolia ef the gnat bmm ter. Nieolaus Amati, made ! Wit, is ewaed by A. H. Pitkin, ot Hartford, Cobb. John Praugh, orGosiea, lad., aged M, 5pnm? ? IaibeT boaBCtee baby boy, presented to him by bis wife, aged 7(L A young housekeeper of York bosgtU a' chickeatho other day, but retained i 'to Use ? iJtn..?ot5no.t!r because it bad a'oaa cer. It was tbe first gizzard sat ever saw. Ah8fiatMadIsoD1Neb..ias adopted a litter of kittens. For the past week, saotkaa ssjssisl satejrtatrha to i. . ., KUk waea anyone approaokes, Eoy Leport,13 years old, of Bariiagtoa," la was in apparent good health, except for'a !i?h ?et Friday night the boH b,'' and tho littlo leHow died, within a few hW Physician are mystified over the case. An English tenor who gets abont $189 for singing at & concert at home, asked SS,We to singin five concerts In Boston. Heexptaiss ' why he asked such an exorbitant price by sav i?".",1.0"6 t to atasm aa Americaao.- provincial city. tr f Oneoftlioobjeets of curiosity at Kea- nebunkport Me.. Is the stone hoese Eev: E, l Zplzt' or Mef York-bnllt rocks hauled oat S?. ?nW1 OTeralls and steered taa steers part of tbe time himself. Miss Eebecca Fairbanks, tho last of a family that came over in 1635, is said to be sMH broufhtnover.nn'1hat Dedham, Mass., that wm SS,1?,1"1 Tear Bientionedand locate 2Vir,E-Ment,UotlliUlne. ThaFairbaaks scale man came of this family. """"""" A Miss Annie Johnston west dowa aad "ayedjnthe water at a summer resort la Ea t gland 3 minutes 10 seconds, which beats the ""H0"- "cord of a minutes Hconds! MissJohaaton is only 19 years of MeVaBd 5 accounted the best Uy swimme? b?the world! HamiUoa MaJett, who resides north ot Lawrenceville, Ga has been almost at death's door since caaipaieeting, caused from a spider bite inflicted oa the left shoulder a year or two ago. Mr.Maffett la now in bis !2d year, and the family are ferfulthat should he recover he will lose his eyesight On Saturday last Jfrs. G. M. Howard, of Dublin, Ga., went into her kitchen for the purpose of cooking diaaer. Seeing the oven doorbf the stove open she closed it and after hull ding a good fire la th e stove went out in tho garden for her vegetables. Besoming sha smelled something earning, and opening the oven door she found the family eat baked to a turn. . A new process for tiaraing eoo without smoKe nas uteiy Deen discovered. It cessfet in sprinkling water containing a special prejP aration of resin over the coaLand tnaressttis' that there is no smobe and tbe glow fa a In tense as coke. An English company ia to be formed to work tbe new patent. -An authority vouches for tbs fact that it works admirably,, and in Its fire is a remarkable lmproveaest oa coke. The largest brook trout eyer caa'g&t oa this continent was landed recently at' Syriag Creek, N.Y. Tbe fish weighed six pound and two ounces, and its proportions were perfect. This was one of the species of brown front, tha spawn of which was imported 'from Germany on February IS. 1881, so that its age cannot have been more than between 5 aad years. The largest ever caught previously weighed a trifle over fire pounds. There is a iady in Ellijoy, Ga., who has a singular experience about reading. When she was about 20 years old she was converted and joined the church.' She did sot know how to read, jurt barely knew her letters, and sho was very anxious to read tbe Bible. She 'got her sister to help ber read three chapters in' the Bible, and then she took, it up herself, and can read tbe Bible as fluently as anyone, and 5 renounce all the proper names correctly. 'he strange part of it. is tbat she caaaot read anything else but the Bible. She cannot getany sense ont of a newspaper or any other book. According to the customs of Chinese: society, the wife of the Chinese Minister to thls" country will comb her hair up from her fore head, to show that she is married. Her tresses reach to ber feet, and to difficult is the task of dressing them that one arrangement lasts sev eral uayo. rortuo preservation oi rue Comoro she lies while asleep on a willowpillowas finely woven as an imported bonnet, shaped-like ax loaf of baker's bread. The maids dress thtaia -backCAlrln a quone, and axnajre a tuKMjPt .inches deep.fron: sartStarAltcf 8CfJ32t7 IS-AtsplayeH by allowing a single lock to float loosely in front of tbe face and over tho ' shoulder. The hair ot the Chinese girl ts never cut, and. as a result ot the splendid care bestowed, it grows luxuriantly. One of (ne very interesting things seea at the Pans Exposition are the dwarf trees which the Japanese horticulturists are show ing, and whicn are attracting much attention. Pines, tbujes and cedars, said to be 100 or ISO years old, are only 18 Inches high, and with such specimens it would be easy to have a coniferous forest on a balcony. These arboreal deformi ties are produced by great labor, and if the truth is told about their ages, this work ot arresting the tree's development and forcing It into contorted forms must- be persisted In by several generations of foresters. All this pains taking is hardly naid for bv the beaurv of tho resulting abortions, but a look at these trees will explain where the fantastic forms come from wnichaerve as models for the plants we see on the lacquered trays, bronzes and em broideries which come from Japan. The Cable Car Company, in New York, intend running a drawing room car oa their line to see if it will pay. The-car is 32 feet long, with rounded ends, and will seat 28 persons.' The windows are heavy plate glass, and blue shades with gold borders hang at each. The interior of the car is finished' in blrd's-eje maple and French walnut. It is furnished with' cushioned seats covered with dark green leather. Sixteen of these seats are parlor chairs turning on pivots. Ten ot them are placed at the windows up forward, and the re- i mainder extend midway down through the center of the car. Two lamps of tour burners each are supplied with gas from two tanks run ning lengthways of the car outside. , Two radi ator gas stores are supplied from tbe same tanks, and are expected to prove a neat and economical way of heating the car. Swinging doors at tbe rear of the car are opened and. closed with a lever by the conductor. Tbe can cost $iS00. Should it prove a success, IS feet will be added to tbe next one of its kind. This extension will be used as a smoking car. and will he so arranged as to be closed in winter and an open car in worm weather. FDSNr MES'S FANCIES. The man who goes to the seashore resort for change frequently comes back without any. Botton Vouritr. There may not be any snch thing as tbe elixir or life, buf the youth thinks he has found something very near It when he kisses the girl he loves for the first time. Botton Courier. Jinks I was up to my neck in the sea at Cape May when I proposed to my wife. Jacquese Ah, Indeed. 3 Inks Yes ;and now 1 am up to my neck in debt. -Uaht. "What do yoa mean, sir, by swearing be fore my wife? You must apologize!" Pardon, Monsieur! Pardon I I do make ze apology. I did not know ze lady wish to swtar ze first." Botton Timet. Mr. Ham A. Tewer "What did you think of my humble effort last night, my dear boy? The dear boy Oh. you were an Ideal, Claude, be yond a doubt. I am snre of that, for there never could have been a real one like yonrs. Terr Haute Exprut. How He May Become Useful. Hackmaa at Niagara Falls Take yon to tbe falls for So. Crank I wish to enter the stream at a point above the cataract and float down over it. Eackman (cordially) Take jou there for noth ing, slr.-CVifcaffO Tribune. Toaug Hal (visiting a neighbor) Why, Sirs. Hummer, you are quite big. Mrs. Hammer "Yes, my dear; did you have any idea that I wasn't? Young Hal-Yes, urn, cause ma said yon were so mighty small that no one could get along with yon. Kearney Enterprlte. Mrs. Potts When I was first married I thought it was solely for love tbat John had sought my hand, bntl know better now. I am firmly convinced tbat It was my money he was after. Miss Spyte Welt It mast be considerable satis faction to you to know that he Is not snch a fool as yoa thought hs was. Terrs Haute Exprut. SUMltEK BETTER THAN WrSTEB- , Eejoice, oh, lover, when the days Are hot, when flows the oersplratlon ; , When panting In the solar rays ilen sigh for summer's termination. With not the frigid winter nljh That tingles ears and reddens noses. Tor Ice cream does not come so high Assle!ghHdt,ballsandbothouseroses. Botton CourUri . rfv&Lj -Jli