AMERICA IN ATHENS. How Onr College Boys and Girls Study Greek as it Should be Studied, 'UNDER THE PANTHEON'S SHADOW. Tisit to the Dome of Dr. ScUiemano. the Great Explorer. CUEIOCS CUSTOMS OP GREEK PEASANTS -Siflj t'EOJI OCIt TRAVELING C0HMISSI0XEB.3 THEXS.Gkeece, August 19. It will be surprising to many to fcnow that Athens has an American classical school, and that the graduates of American colleges live here the year round and devote themselves to the study of Greek lit erature, Greek his tory and the Greek language. This school is supported by donations from Xale, Har- vard, Cornell, Ann Arbor, the "University of Virginia, Columbia C allege aud several others of our great schools, and it also re ceives support from a number of wealthy citizens of America who are interested in the classics. Its tuition is free, and the va rious colleges have the right to send such of their students as have taken high rank in the classics. It is presided over by compe tent professors, and some of the greatest col legiate men of the United States have been at its head. Prof. Goodrich, of Yale, and Prof. Mercian, of Columbia, have each spent a year here, and during the past year Prof. Tarbell, of Xale, has lectured to and studied with thestudents. Until this year the head of the school has been one of these professors sent out from home for one year to be relieved at the end of that time by some one from another American college. At present, however, a permanent head has been chosen, and this head is Dr. Charles "Waldstein, of New Xork, who has made himself famous in the classics and in archi ological study at the King's College, Cam bridge, England. Dr. "Waldstein held a high prolessorship at Cambridge, and he stands at the very head of the professors of Europe in his specialty. He will be assist ed by professors sent out from America, and there is no doubt but that the school will be even better than it has been in the past, SOT A LAEGE SCHOOL. It is not a large school, and its students seldom number more than eight or ten per sons. It is a school of specialties, and it pays attention to nothing else but Greek and the classics. Last year it had eight students, and among these were two young lady graduates of Wellesley college, Massa chusetts. The Wellesley girls proved them selves fully the equals of the men in their work on the Greek poets, and tbey can patch up old statues, decipher inscriptions and direct excavation quite as well as their brothers. These students devote a part of their time to Greek architecture, and they have done a great deal in settling some of the questions of Greek history. One of them, Mr. Buck, has been excavating near Marathon and has determined the site of ancient Icaria, where he uncovered an old temple. He has now left Athens and is studyinp at Leipsie for the summer. Prof. Tarbell has been superintending ex cavations at Anthedon, in Beotia, and Prof. "Waldstein has made some successful excavations near the site of old Thebs. As I write this Prof. Tarbell has just i started out on an excursion to Ithaka with Prof. Hale, of Cornell, and Prof. Palmer, of Harvard. Prof. Palmer has his wife with him, who, it will be remem bered, was Miss Freeman, the young girl who was lor some years President of Welles ley College. CAEP VISITS THE SCHOOL. I visited the American school this after noon. It stands just outside the city, about a mile from the palace of the Kinr. on the slope of Mount Lykabettos, and not far off jruia ice ouve surrounaea home ot Sopho cles. Xou go by the aqueduct which Had rian built, in your drive to it, and on its base you have a fine view of the great ruins of the Parthenon, which stands 200 feet above modern Athens on a rocky hill not more than a mile away. Standing upon its roof you can see the most famous places in Greek history and all about you is the beautiful country of the Greek classics. The location is most healthy, and the breezes from the sea, which shines like blue diamonds at the east and from the silver "rav mountainn wtiirli on all sides kiss the blue skies, are fresh and pure. No atmosphere could be better lor such study than this, and every surrounding is classic The building is a fine three-story structure of brick cohered with yellow stucco. It is well furnished and it has a fine technical library. The building cost be tween $25,000 and 30,000, and the ground was given by the GrcekGovernment through the diplomatic efforts of our Minister, Mr. "Walker Pearn, who is interested in the work of the sehooh DR. SCHLIESIAKX'S HOME. "Within a short distance of this American school is the home of Doctor Schlieinann, the greatest Grecian explorer. It has a mar ble inscription on its front in Greek mean ing "palace of Ilion." and it is nearer a Greek palace than any private residence I have ever seen. A great square, three-stnry structure of the purest Pcntelic marble. The edges of its root are crowned with massive marble statues which stand boldly out against this bluest of Grecian skies. These represent some of the figures most famous in Greek history and poetry, and in each of them is a work of fine art. In the front of the building are two porches or loges cut into the walls and looking out through great Ionic pillars. The ceilings of these arc frescoed and they make yon think of some of the prettiest features of the architecture of Venice. The house stands even with the street, but on its right and it left are gardens, in which beautiful statues jook out surrounded by rose trees. Bushes of roses climb over the winding marble steps that lead up to the mansion, and every one of the manv rooms of the in terior reminds one of old Greece. The whole house is floored with mosaic in small bits put together in the shapesi f old Greek vases and figures. Xou find Greek columns in the halls, and the stairs of the building are marble. The whole house is frescoed, and many of the paintings remind one of the walls of Pompeii. On some of the walls are verses in Greek characters from the old poets. A bnst of Homer stands on the marble mantel of the ballroom, lookinc out between Jupiterand Hera. ThrA ,. k... of Minerva and pictures from the Iliad. The library contains thousands or volumes and its front windows give a magnificent view of the Parthenon. great female school of Athens, kndwn as the Arsakion, when Bchliemann met her. She was the best student in her class, and when the learned doctor found that she knew the Iliad by heart, the gossips of Athens say that he straightway proposed. She was beautiful, however as well as learned, and her por trait which I saw on the wall of the drawing room represents a very fine-looking lady. She is said to be as fond of Greek as her husband, and at a children's fancy ball not long ago her daughter wore a dress like those shown in some ot the figures discov ered in the excavations of Trov. Dr. Schlie mann is quite wealthy, and it is said that he .owns property in different parts of the United States. He came from America to Greece, and claims American citizenship from haying been a resident of California when it was admitted to statehood. He has not been in Athens during my visit, and he is, I am told, in Paris attending the Exposi tion. The polytechnic institute of Athens con tains the finest of Dr. Schliemann's discov eries, and I saw here a whole room FILLED WITH GOLD CUrS, gold masks and gold plates, together with jewelry and other gold articles which, all told, must in the gold alone be worth several big American fortunes. These things were all found at Mycenae, not many miles across the Gulf of Corinth from Delphos, and some archaeologists suppose that under the present site of Delphi are works equally valuable. Delphi was offered to the French for excavation on condition that they would agree to a certain treaty with Greece. This treaty has, I am told, fallen through, and Delphi may yet be bought by the Amer icans. A number of American scientists are Greek Girl thinking seriously of making excavations here. If they get the grant of the Government, however,they will have to pay for the removal of the village, which now stands on its site, and this will, it is sup posed, cost in the neighborhood of $100,000. At Delphi was the great oracle of the Grecian cult of Apollo, and it was here that some of the greatest of the Grecian games were celebrated. The Grecian oracles and their temples had great treasuries, and the Temple of Apollo had, in tb time of Pliny, 3,000 statues. When Sulla jsieged Athens in'86 he paid his troops out of the treasuries of Delphi, and it mav be that under this village there are pecks of gold cups and gold vases, to say nothing of historical relics and works of fine art. PBOUD OP THEIE HISTOET. The modern Greeks are as much interested in these excavations as are the scientists of Europe and America. They are proud of their history and there are several gangs of men now at work on the" Acropolis. As I drove up to the Parthenon yesterday I saw half a dozen men digging out the dirt from the side of the hill and carrying it away in great baskets upon their heads. Just out side theTParthenon other excavators were at work, and the museum of the Acropolis con suls a numoer ot new discoveries. Athen has a national museum which is filled with the broken legs, arms and torsos of great statues of the past, and the Parthenon itself is guarded by Greek soldiers, who see that its wonderful beaut v is not damaged by relic-hunting travelers. There is an Acad emy of Science in Athens, which stands on the street of the University just below Schliemann's house, and in front of- thi A. Modern Greek. fine Greek features of the past. The girls about Corinth have faces which remind you of ,some of the noted statues, and I have seen near Athens girls who would pose for Minervas, or for the goddess of love. I have seen several Apollos in petticoats and fez caps, and I saw a face the other day which made me think of that of Achilles. The costume ot the Greek farmer and that of one of the regiments of the Greek army here in Athens is the same. It may be called the Greek national costume, and it is THE QUEEREST OUTFIT you will find outside of Korea. If you will take the tallest and leanest man of your ac quaintance and put him in a short, round about vest and white, ballet girl skirt; if you will , put a soft, red, rimless cap on the side of his head and let the long, black tassleof this fall down over his ear and then clothe his feet in long, red slippers, which turn up at the toes, you will nave some idea of how these gaudy country Greeks look. Xou must, however, make the vest gorgeous with brass, silver or gold em broidery and it must have long sleeveswhich hang down from the wrist. On the toe of each red slipper there must be a redtassleas big as a chestnut burr and of the same shape, and bright leggins must be wrapped tight around the shins. The white skirts must come to the thighs and they must stand out as though starched. They must be so many that the breadth of the bottom will be at least a foot thick and the wearer must flirt them as he moves with a gay and giddy air. If you would have him like a Greek soldier you must give him a great belt and fill this with old pistols and knives. Xou must put a sword at his side and a gun in his hand. Xou must shave off all but his mustache and give him a strut like that ot a drum major when the band is reviewed by the Mayor. BEWITCHING FEMININITr. The women are different. Their costumeis a beautiful one, and they look bewitching. Tall, straight and well formed, they have large, bright eyes, regular features, and a wealth of brown or black hair, which hangs in braids down their backs. They wear in the fields a single gown of linen which falls from their necks to their feet, and over this they have a long sleeveless sack of white wool, bordered with stripes of black. I have seen some of them upon fete days, and I at tended a great national dance near Athens. The girls had on their fine dresses, and they came out in costumes of silk embroidered with cold. Their heads were covered with fine silk veils, the ends of which were woven with stripes of gold and were wound around their faces so as to frame them in silk. They had on the long skirts of the week day, but many of these were em broidered half the way to the knee, and on their breasts they wore great squares of gold coins, which, string above string, extended from one side of the body to the other. These gold coins were their fortunes, and each girl had thus on her person the dowry which she was to bring her husband in marriage. There are no marriages in Greece without dow ries, and every girl is expected to bring her share into the fund for the beginning of housekeeping. The 'dresses, which are em broidered, are made with a view to being used after marriage, and as soon as a girl is ' old enough to sew she begins to work on her wedding outfit. The customs and costumes vary in different parts of Greece, but all of the country girls delight in great silver buckles at the waist, and maids uf Corinth wear belt buckles" of silver made of two great silver disks, each of which is as big as a saucer. THE FAEMING METHODS of Greece are very primitive. I see girls and men harvesting, using the same tools which you will find on the old Greeksculpt ures, and the cutting of the wheat is done entirely with the sickle and it is bound with the hands. About the half of the people of Greece nre engaged in agriculture and this, I believe, is a small proportion in compari son with pther nations. The average Greek is too fond of excitement and money making to stick to the soil. He is either a lawyer, a doctor, a merchant or a sailor, and the ship ping interests of Greece are very large. Though the country is so small it has a big ger navv than we have .and its coasting vessels alone amount to over 6,000. It does much of the business of the Mediterranean Sea, and you will find Greek merchants everywhere you go in the East. I found them controlling the business in Cairo and Alexandria, and the finest houses and the best turnouts there were those of the Greeks. In Jerusalem there are a great number of Greeks and in Asia Minor there are as many Greeks as in Greece itself. Tn Euro pean Turkey there are 3,500,000 Greeks, and altogether there are 8,000,000. in me wona. nen it is con sidered how many there are and how able they show themselves to be in all busi ness undertakings, it is impossible to look upon the Greeks of to-day as an ordinary people. They are steadily growing in wealth and though at present the country of Greece has a great national debt and its taxes are heavy, its credit as a nation is good and its Government grows better from year to year. It will of course never take its old place as one of the great nations of the , world, but there is no reason whv it should tnot haven good rank among the nations and indeed it ougnj to nave tnis to-dav. Feank G. Caepentee. ALL KINDS OF COPS. American Policemen Compared "With English, Irish and French, BILL NYE PBEFERS THE LATTER. The Present Condition of Ireland and Oat look for the Future. PECULIAR WEAPONS OP THE BOBBIES "WOULD very much like, with the reader's per mission, to draw a few comparisons between the aver age policeman of New Xork, Paris and London. The native born New York policeman says,"I don't care a dang who makes the lax of me country, so that I kin knack aff the nawz av the men that wiolates thim." He is proud of the position. He would rather be the proud guardian of a beat than to be a Foreign Minister with a foreign congre gation and only two donations per year. He also wears good-fitting clothes and is proud of his job. The American policeman, though at times t UUUt nnjn. 1 A Nye's First Arrest. EVEBYTHINO GEEEK TO THEM. Dr. Schliemann is infatuated with old Greece and he wants nothing not Grecian about him. His servants have Greek names, and he never changes these, though the men may be different It is Pericles who always opens the door and Lycurgus lugs up the coal from year to year. He has two prettv children, and I saw throuchout the house the paintings of Andromache, his daughter, aud I looked at the photographs of his little dot, who has the name of Agamemnon. His wife is, you know, a Greek lady. She is nearly a generation younger than her husband, and she was a girl studying at the building, on great pillars, are mammoth statues of Minerva and Apollo. This acad emy is intended for Grecian and foreign savants, and it is modeled on the style of the great Greek buildings of old Athens. The University of Athens is worth notice. It has 2,000 students, and it is after the same style as the universities of Europe. The majority of its students are preparing themselves to be lawyers, doctors and poli ticians, and the professions are nlready overcrowded. "What Athens is to do with all her professional men in the future it is hard to say. The people are very bright, but there is not enough business for them. As to other schools, Greece has a good system of education. There are common schools everywhere and attendance is com pulsory. The Arsakion has 800 girl students who are BTUDTIKG THE HIGHER BRANCHES, and there is an American Episcopal school here which teaches the poorer class of girls the more common studies. There are pri vate schools In file different cities of Greece, and a great many of the young Greeks are sent to Europe to be educated. The people are. as a rule, well posted, and those of the oetter cioss speaK several languages, it is not uncommon to meet a young lady who talks English, French, Italian and Greek with equal facility, and the Greeks believe that the modern Greek pronunciation is the same as that of Socrates and Plato. The Greeks make good political speeches, but there is no Demosthenes among them. The Greece of to-day has not an jEschylus nor a Homer, but to judge lrom the newspapers there is no lack of modern Greek poets, and there is a Greek comedian here named Ko romila, who has written some plays which have been acted in the theaters, and some of which have been played before the King. Even in ,the country districts you will find people who are posted on the Greek poets, and there are few Greek youth who have not read what we call the Greek classics. The conntry people of Greece are far dif ferent from those of the cities. It is outside of Athens that you find the picturesque costumes, and it is here that you find the THE HOTEL CLEKK'S LAMENT. Obliged to Laugh at Stale Jokci Whenever no Hears Them. Detroit Free Press. I "I am thoroughly convinced' said the hotel clerk sadly, "that there cannot be found upon this footstool a class of people who have to put up with as many chestnuts as wc have to stand and grin at. This sad state of affairs is due to an ancient idiot who, many years ago, in writing up those happy specimens .of humanity known as commercial travelers, remarked that all drummers were capital story tellers, and went on to relate how they would keep a car full of people in a roar, or how they would send the merchants on whom thev called into convulsions with the latest story, after which they were sure to take his order for an immense bill, etc. Since that fatefultimeeight-tenths of the traveling men consider it necessary to be up on the newest yarn, and naturally the hotel clerk is the first unhappy mortal on whom thej spring it The clerk has got to laugh at it He may have heard it just a pinute previous, or maybe a dozen times that day, but if he doesn't laugh, his would be entertainer gets it into his head that he is ot auite as jovial a fellow as ho mrl formerly thought, and he'd think seriously of trying some other place on his next trip. I have stood up before some stories a thou sand times, and in all probability will have to take punishment from them a thousand more. A Conclusion In tho Park. the victim of insomnia, is the best lookjng specimen of manhood, I think, of the three. I do not say this in order to stand well w;th the police of my own country alone, foi I find that I am abont as likely to be arrested in one country as another, but truth Aid justice demand that I should say honesly that the police of our own country stand at the head of their profession, also at the head of their victim, and look better byalaige percentage. This is especially true of fur more thoroughly American policemen frm uermany and Ireland. DIFFERENCE IN" "WEAPONS. Different nations clve to the policeman peculiar emblems and peculiar methdls. The New Xork copper carries a club which gets heavier as -the -sun goes-down. Ihe French policeman carries a short stabknife with which he is supposed to neatly scoop out the Selh Thomas works of those who re sist him, but I am told that there is tip sword in the tin scabbard, only a dummt handle for style. Just as Mr. B.'Wall usett to carry seven or eight different colored silk, umbrella covers in which he would insert, his cane from time to time, thus apparently wearing an umbrella for each hour of the day at a great reduction of expense. The London policeman carries a mys terious weapon which it took me all of one forenopn to fully understand the principle of. But I found out after a while. It was a long, black, shiny cvlinder, hanging at the side and looking like a little, juvenile cannon without a breeoh. Finally I got so curious that I gave a large, corned-beef policeman thrippence to tell me about it. He then unrolled the gun and I saw that it Exchanging Confidences. iilllW' Homely Pettigrew (who has been rudely awakened) Jest my bloomin'luckl Every time I'm took in dey's a (.trance Jnd?e on i d' bench. I s'pose I'll get 20 year this time, Jby th' looks o' that one. Judge. was a kind of Mackintosh made of oilcloth to be worn when it rains, which it some times does in London, especially during what is called the rainy season. HIS JAW KEPT IN PLAGE. The English policeman regards his office with a peculiar veneration, exceeded only by the awe with which he. regards himself. His jaw is kept inplace by a strong, black, shiny strap, which passes under the chin, and prevents the mouth from falling open in such a way as to admit flies or other in sects. The London policeman rarelyspeaks to any one, but the silent way he controls the carriages, cabs and pedestrians, com pelling nervous Americans to "keep to the left," when they have always been in the habit of keeping to the right, challenges the admiration ot the civilized world and awakens a feeling of profound admiration even in the calm and padded bosom of the policeman himself. And yet this same man is in a degree cor rupt. With a shilling one may blunt the moral sense of a whole squad. With six pence you may select the style of indignity which you would like to present to one of them, not for the intrinsic value, but as a mark of esteem. I was at the opening of the trial of Mrs. Maybrick in Liverpool. The police'guarded the entrance to the great Court House where the pure juice of justice was so soon to be squeezed from the ripe knowledge of in average jury instructed by a peculiar judge. I stood about, hoping to be drawn on the jury myself, but was unsuccessful. I could not conceal my intelligence and so other men were chosen. It I had been on the jury, I would have been there yet, I tninK. TEIED FOE MUBDEB AXONS. As I understood the case, it was a trial on the charge of murder and not on the charge ot piracy, willful negligence or infidelity. If I am the wife of a man who eats arsenio between meals for 20 years, and at the end of that time I find that he fails to get upJbr his breakfast, having during the night ascended the flume, and I am arrested, ind though it is pot proven at all that I gave him the arsenic, it is shown that four years ago I neglected to pay my gas bill or wrote a poem on spring,am I to behanged for mur der or scared to death in my cell, and then S'ven a life sentence? I trust not But I was speaking of the police. I no tice this difference between the methods of policemen in the countries named. "When arrested in London I was taken by the ten der spot just above the elbow. In Paris the gen d'arme took,me politely as one would take the arm of a lady who has threatened tp be a sister to him. In New Xork, the first time that I was arrested, if I am not mistaken, the policeman took me by the rear of the coat collar and by a dexterous twist of the wrist, asphyxiated me in a few moments so that I could see the heavens roll together like a scroll. I lost conscious ness for a little while and all wA. a. blank. If I had not accidentally caught a reviving whiff of the policeman's breath, I guess I woma not have been resuscitated at all. a The Parisian policeman, I must say, is inferior in his general appearance. So is the average French soldier. I used to won der how France could maintain a large army while she was so poor and in debt, but I see it all now. She saves many millions of francs each yearby making the tails of the coats of the military shorter as times get harder, and also shortening the waists of the Same. It has got so now that the two coattail buttons and the collar button be hind are almost in a row. Added to that, the French soldier is getting smaller eveiy year. If I had to fight in a real war I would rather be attacked, I think, by a French soldier in a short tail coat and wide, red, cotton trousers than by any other ad versary I can think of. They are not the kind of soldiers who sustained the remark able supremacy of the Emperor. The French policeman wears a navy blue coat that fits him in a rambling and desul tory way. He also wears linen tronsers which should have tattin? around the bor ders, but the Bepublio is at present in such a chaotic and turbulent state that it is al most imposssible to get the tatting appro priation through. These white linen trus ers costing, we will say, two francs f. o; b., that is to say 40 cents lree on board the cars, are the sole covering of the Paris police man's legs. Hence, he always has the air of a boy who has recently been recently chastised. He carries, as I say, a short sword or iron stab knife, which adds some dignity to his otherwise apologetia appear ance. NYE GETTING EVEN. Some will say that I am severe to the French police, but I reply, not so severe as he has been on me. what right has an offi cer to arrest me in a language which I do not pretend to understand and herald my name all through Europe without paying the slightest attention to the remarks which I made in the purest English of which I was master? I say and I say it also in sten torian tones, that no conntry except Amer ica can hope to be great which makes up her entire police force of foreigners. . In Ireland the police are also foreigners, but they speak very good English. I was not arrested in Ireland. I bought a sprig of shamrock, however, and brought it home in a little flower pot I sat up nights to keep it alive and watered it with my tears while ill on the ocean. Bnt thank heaven 'it pulled through at last and is alive and growing on my country seat. But it is not a Shamrock. It is olover. And mighty poor clover at that! If the Irish relief fund is not so large this year as usual, the public will understand why it h thus. Our jaunting car driver was an Irishman. He was an extremely entertaining one also. Very polite and a good singer. He had the stars and stripes tied to his whip and so he had a good many American dollars at the end of the year which he puts into pounds, shillings and pence. He told me all abont Ireland so that I know more about the mat ter than I ever did before, I believe. Then I tried to get even by telling him about our glorious country. I spoke of the marvelous growth and wealth of the Repub lic, also of our cordiality toward foreigners who desired to come here and vote, OBr.wpy as'soon as possible". SOME OF OUB BEST. Then I told him about the great agri cultural resources of our country and the mighty cyclone of the "West which is able to puil an artisan well wrong side out like the finger of a glove and leave it sticking S00 i :et up into space like a sore thumb. I t ten spoke briefly but feelingly of the Far 'est; the gold and silver and canned giods, wild animals and desperadoes, the I igh mountains, the wealth of timber, the r irity of the atmosphere, which enables one I I easily see across an entire State and v hich makes the bore of an ordinary re volver look like the Hoosac tunnel. All t lese I told him about, as we rode gaily along in our russet colored jaunting car f ith Maud S doing the pulling. Maud S is a bay mare of about middle aje with a green grass style of embonpoint, as we say in France, which prevents her at taining a great velocity without training down a good deal. After I had told the driver all I could think of, he yawned a little, I thought, and said, "Xes, lam always interested in Amer ioky and shall be all my loif, for I lived in Montany eight years mesilf 1" I then spoke of the scenery through which we were passing. George W. Floyd bought a small flask of Irish whisky while we were on the old sod. I drank some of it on the way over here. I now see why Ireland feels that she has been grievously wronged. That is exactly the way I felt. "We also bought several shillalahs, some times called the original Home. They are made of black thorn with a protuberance on ton. ont of the root of Oir thorn. TMa nn!i rebounds from the head with great elas ticity so as to give several blows with only one propulsion, so to speak. This com bined with the popular beverage, seems to offer the best facilities in Ireland for spir ited and earnest controversies over anything which may present itself. MOEE HOPEFUL THAN ETEB. But seriously, the Emerald Isle seems to be more hopeful of peace and prosperity than for many years past, according to the authority of the best read Irishmen, and es pecially of the clergy, among them the Be v. James Hegarty, who was a fellow passenger and who talked very cheerfully of the Irish situation at present, feeling, as he said, that it must certainly very soon, and without serious disturbance, adjust itself to the sat. isfaction of every one with 'the exception of those, perhaps, whose opinion is not valua ble. Next tb the policeman, the railway guard of the old country interests me. Having been accustomed to thfi Mr nint nnil elocutionary elevated railway guard and his bright, crisp remarks about the stations as we pa,s along, I was ill prepared to be fast ened into a railway carriage by myself, with no conductor to converse with, no brakeman to core a hole into the effete atmosphere with his corkscrew voice, no peanutter to come and lean a whole circulating library on my bosom or show me the scenery as he pointed out the beanties of our latest and most suc cessful smutty novel, fresh from the hands of its bright young school girl author. That is why I was carried past my station and instead of Liverpool, I turned up at Scotland Xards once, and at another time, in gazing up the Thames, I found myself after a little nap at a station called Chester. Several times I was carried to the end of the road when I had intended to stop on the way and I would have lost, a good deal of time only that one can only go far enough away from London so that he will be able to get back in half an hour. If one should eo larther than that he wonld drown. Bill Nye, An -Emperors By EDWARD S. VAN ZILE.' WBITTEH FOB THE DISPATCH. ti il ata :i ibS.Z Mm at tntk Ha '" 1MM m Sr'Mm mWfW wmBW CHAPTEB L ANY centuries ago there lived in the East an F.mperor who loved his people and was beloved by then. He had grown old lappily, and no waste nl wars had rednced his coffers nor whiten ed the hair upon his majestichead. Strong, calm and dignified, he wielded a paternal scepter above his sub jects, and when he went among them they bowed before him in affection. It had come about, as the years went by, that his people consulted him upon all kinds of enrious problems, and'if a mother doubted the vigor of her babe she sought audience of the King. Merchants and lawyers, doctors and soothsayers took much stock in his royal judgment, and'when hf eye beamed hope fully there waa joy throughout the land. Thus it happened that the Emperor was nearer to his people than are his kind in modern days, and he ielt the pulse of his race and knew the health, so to speat, of his kingdom at large. "Watching closely, therefore, the temper of those about him, the aged sovereign, as time went on, became convinced that the besetting sin or those who called him king was self-conceit. This worried him, and in the dark watches of the night he would toss about upon his royal conch crying: "Egotists, O egotlstsl" As the conviction grew upon him the peace of his earlier days fast fled from him. A simple man himself, he held immodesty ab horrent, and praved to the strange gods whose presence .filled his mind to keep his people humble in his sight It may be that this itself was proof that he was not as mod est as an earnest king should be, but still the fact remains that they who make obeis ance to a monarch should hold their pride in check. There was one strong reason why the Emperor should be so firm in this regard, for he possessed no heir, and in the course of nature his throne would descend to his daughter and her sponse. Thus was it that he wished to leave a modest kingdom and one easy to be ruled. One morning, as the Emperor paced his andience hall, these thoughts were thick upon. "Why should men hold their heads so high and women plume themselves upon ' their beauty? "Was not death the end of all? The rainbow faded and the flowers had died. The bloom upon the forest mnst depart, and the golden glory that made the sea so fair must pass away with night He himself had once been lusty, and soft, white hands had smoothed his face and called him beauti ful, but now old age had creased his face and crowned his head with snow. "Why should men walk so jauntily, and women talk as though they held the secret of im mortal youth? Surely of all the sins that tempt the human race none is so foolish as that ot self-conceit. Thus thought the Em peror as he looked about upon his court and wondered why his advisers were so richly dressed. As the morning passed the good old po tentate grew grave. Case after case came before his notice, and in every instance the conceit of man had made essential protest to the throne. "Never before had the passion of self-conceit seemed to him so hateful, and as the day went on his royal brow grew black. His courtiers, grouped around, looked up at him in dread, for they knew his heart was kind, and feared to see his gentle face so strangely overcast "What thinks the King that he should speak so sharp?" they whispered to each other in tones of dread, and when he turned his roving eyes upon them they shuddered through and through and pulled each other's robes and coughed. At length there came before the King a man whose dress be tokened wealth. Baising his voice be spoke in tones that thrilled the throng, and boasted of his wealth. Then asked he of the Emperor revenge upon a man who, as he "Men of my realm," ha said, "asd' yea, who bring yonr case.to this the conrt of last, resort, listen to-your iung. X. have heard' the facts in this most foolish salt and Lhave been annoyed. There is not, as it seems to me, a trulyjionest man left in my domain. The egotist is all supreme! You boast of your wealth, your wife, your babe. MV, courtiers stand about feeling proud that they possess neither wealth nor wife nor' babe. Our young men boast of their strength and our old men claim to be wise. Homely women think they are fair and fair women try to seem bright Even The children who play at our knees smile in an egotistio war. Conceit in all its forms is rampant in, the. land I love so well. I have held counsel with' the truly wise ma oT my domain. They .tell me to be firm.- I shall be, Iassnre yon. The'egotist must go. There is in my vast empire no room for him who feels in his puffed-up heart that ,he is greater than the worm which wriggles be neath our-feeL Listen, then, all of too, and let the Lord Keeper of the Scrolls note carefully my words. If hereafter any one of my subjects shall express by word or deed or manner overweening satisfaction in his achievements, his possessions' or his appear ance, he shall lose his head. Any case which comes nnder the new law shall be tried by me and my ad visers. Xou may go. Tho suit which led to this command la of too trivial a character to call for my decree. And, take heed, all of you, how yon give voice to the egotistio thoughts that are boil ing in your brain." One by one the courtiers filed; from the hall, casting dark looks upon the last coun selor, the thin, evil-lookincr Bamek. the1 King had summoned, to his throne. Bnt Bamek, the wise, heeded not their looks as heplucked a flowerin the gardeq and placed it in his bosom. For well he knew he con trolled the ear of the king, and when he wished to raise a storm the royal clouds would answer to his word. And in this case he had his ends to serve, for be loved the daughter of the King and feared that his .rival, Prince Hamassar, had already won the hand of the Princess Bnu. -Then throughout the city spread the news of the Emperor's decree. Over mountains, plains and rivers traveled the words of the new law, and in distant villages the people groaned in fear that their King was growing old and harsh. The faces of the women wore ssreastio smiles, and playfully would j i i -i s-u. ... 37, autu isnwimM isjwii Hiiiasj ism ' isju'i i.i..i i-Q " r "T5t At the" hU frf tk HWHt -Priste HiBHUWr. hhUrk. fla Am 1 wittfs stalk. WliybMiiMMbi Yosts, wealth. ad mim wm Jim, i preaiise of a etowa. im imk i the world hid ivn his hr, was belayed by the ppl aad yM injHn friendship of hH Xia. As he csm4 aU .him , that night, ad . saw, aatg bfc fattf tne great e oitne Jang, mMi y wiiaiy.ABd Be anugea a glass oooledwine to atuet the -Java whioh-be kaw was taiweUag ia afc flear him aax ttw wae baiwrtahad decked ia gerg aa,rb, tmiUMtmm thinner than nafare,' piaeed w i twees two rabaat sea. ;Bt Bnnnfc, not treat) ia . had a imUiaa aad his wittr luis imnmd thoaa who them, so that a roar of Imgaiar aaar anoa som nasi AM earner of tM Out of his mall. Mfaiae avss M the Prince, tM Am pledged hi asalHi w a brimming gaalec or we aaMtat-, mi, HarMgear, nasaapcojjay at his rival's .aaay pose, drank, freely aad JaBf-aed Baiitatavatr at the pungent words of ftsnulr, the wia. "When, the fan was at Its fcafefct, aa4 sedate and solamn eoansaloM aad fcmaHaa, their digaity sad sang sad draak as twatjk they were boys on a lark, Baawk ee aid called ia lead, tones, far jtfeaat.. A'Mar awhile the uproar oeaood, the wiae was . touched, for a moment, tbsag sSad away ' in cheerful, eefceas taroagh taa pstaea, ad -. all eyes were tamed upoa the gasWiMW courtier who stood Bear tae Priaae. "My friends," said Bawek, haldia a glass of wine in his. kad, "it gives mm great pleasure to propose a toast. It is sat. -dom that so many oireaaastancogof aaed omen surround a man as those whisk eaawd.1 upon him whose health it is fiMJar wVi should drink. To most men ye ath Metf.ia a sufficient joy. "What then sfeeald M aj' satisfaction of a man who1 is not ealy jssjml but handsome, rich, and over whase head'-i?" there hangs the promise of a orewn? "We waa ?$j love our land, who eive our lives to ih ad vancement and look with jealeas eyes aae all tnat enects its welfare, oan traiysay .that the event which is celebrated by tfeki gathering here to-night' meets' wHh ear warm approval. J. can wen romesseei'tae day when our host was a little' cWld. lLi hard for me to realise that the fteetiag y'eara have changed him from a toddliag bay iato a firm, able man. filled with a loftr kh and crowned at the outset of his career wita v'' the laurels of success. But I most' ae 'ie . , tain you further, fori' see that every Kl.ws is filled. My countrymen, I give yoa ths health and happiness of Hamassar, Prisee, " and an Bmperor'a hope." "- ' A. wild fihont of acclafta s&oafe UmT&m' fifnnrllnv ihn tt-nmni drftT.fr- tb feuu init. way which proved that they leved' the Prince and were glad of his advaBfJB'nt -Hamassar1! face flashed as he heard th'-i mighty cheer' and met 'the glaneiis uf affection which fell upon bus from all'sldeSL' PETKCB H-4.MA8SAB AEBAIOJTED rOH TBIAI. Saved by a Woman's Ingenuity. Slice With a Costly Nest. Indianapolis Bentlnel.1 The New Albany" National Bank on Saturday received four 53 bills to be sent to Washington for redemption or exchange. They belong to a gentleman in the country near New Albany. He had them put away for safe keeping in an oyster can without closing the can at the top and the mice got into the can, cut up the bills and made .a nest of them. claimed, had wronged him of his gold. The man who was accused stepped forward then and loudly claimed that he himself was rich and of his mental force had made his wealth. And further still he boasted of his probity and puffed his wife and said that bis child was fat The courtiers laughed, but on the brow ot him who mled the land a erowing cloud was seen. "What meant this strange emotion of the King? Fall many a time fools and their fancies had stood be fore his throne. "Why was it then that as he gazed upon the men who argued heat edly before him now his countenance so gentle in its mould, should grow so stern and set? "What if this one boasted of his gold and another of his wife and child? Was that a canse for him who sat upon a throne to lose nis poise and scowl as though his royal head throbbed from painful thoughts? So thought his courtiers as they watched their King and listened to the foolish prating of the men who made the fight. After a time there was silence in the hall and a verdict in the case was hoped for from all who bad listened to the nonsenso of the same. But still the King looked black, and leaned his head upon bis hand and frowned. When, after time had passed, he raised his regal brow, smiled sweetly on the court, and beckoned to an ancient lord who stood well with his chief. In whispered consul tation the two old men bent their heads to gether, while the courtiers remained and wondered what had happened to their ever ready King. As time went on suspense be came a potent and a growing pain. "Why shonld so simple a question of right and wrong delay the throne so long? The proof was positive that here injustice had been done, and though the defendant claimed a handsome wife and most stupendous child. the legal minds of all who heard his plea scoffed at such defense. Surprise was therefore great' when still another counselor was beckoned by the King. Surely this was trifling with all precedent The courtiers smiled, then coughed, theri shifted nervously. Each one felt that their most honored lord was grow ing very old. At length a silence as of death fell upou the whispering throng. The Emperor, dismissing the gray-hsired men who naa come to jus assistance, again fell to musing, and all awaited his. most fateful words. After a time he slowly rose. they enjoin their husbands to keep, their heads. But the men murmured, and, in some places, the ever-ready plotter saw a chance to raise revolt Eor even in the most peaceful kingdom there is always present the man who loves to stir np the people against their lord. So the davs went bv. and all men vera humble. No longer did the boaster free his tongue, nor the dandy tell of his triumphs in love. The lawyers and the doctors, the soothsayers and the merchants went about in silence, and when they referred to them selves spoke in a deprecating Way refresh ing to hear. Once more the face of the Emperor took on its accustomed smile. He was pleased with his people, for they seemed to him sufficiently humble to satisfy his most ex acting 'mood. The boaster no longer ap pealed to the throne, and the courtiers wore a subservient air which appealed to the heart of the autocrat Seeing the monarch in this pliant state, Prince Hamassar, a handsome and wealthy youth, whose diffidence had often been no ticed by the King, felt encouraged to plead for the hand of the Princess Bru. It was no easy task which he thus essayed. The 'man who won the hand of the Emperor's child would be King one day, and this fact had been a potent motive in the unsuccessful suit of Bamek, the wise. Thus it was that there was" great excite ment in the land when the Emperor, yield ing to the blnshintr intercession of hi child Igrnciouslv acknowledged the worthiness of Prince Hamassar, and placed in his the , hand of PrincessBru. Thecourtiers smiled and shouted in acclaim, but Bamek, frown ing, stole from the hall in silence, and when he reached the street breathed a vow of vengeance to the god3. "What if he we re old and thin! "Was he not wise? "Who was this Hamassar, that he should win a kingdom and a bride, while better men must bow be fore him and wander alone beneath the stars? But hold, the end was not yetl "Was there ' not a way to overcome this bold presumption on the part of prince formerly so modest? Surely Bamek, who had placed an emperor beneath his thumb, should not be defeated because for a moment the force of youth had proved too much for his gray hairs. uommunmg tnus with himself, the Cas- A a "RflfnaV aw tlin 4V . : AV-. rJ t " -" n UG lOCr .IS LIIH rnii'H M eye, and noticed the trembling of bis" jetf-JJl eled hand, he smiled maliciously, and" ' Bceiucu to gain a tew ponnos oluesn. After the guests were again seated, and quiet had been restored, Princa Ham ssar, began in a (.trembling voice his re jly to Bamek's speech. He was much affect -A hv conflicting emotions, and at first his words were feebly put. "It is bard to express the inner feelings of - ' -the heart at such a time as this," hs said. "The warm words of my friend, the wisa' v and courtly Bamek, and your approval ot his praise have filled me with a joy lean not now display." Here he paused and seemeu to leei tne disturbing influence .TfrMUL M h frincess Bru Bemoans Ber Lover's Fate, sius-litce figure of the defeated suitor an. proached his palace. The ofay was hot, and as he removed his hat and let the flower scented breeze play with his silvered locks his face became stern with a vengefnl and determined purpose. Conld Hamassar and the Princess Bru have seen that look their transports would have been much less pronounced. CHAPTEB IL The palace ot Prince Hamassar was gay with brilliant lights, and on the soft, warm air of night arose the joyous notes of, a drinking song. The gardens which sur rounded the great mansion seemed to feel the influence of the gayety, for the flowers welcomed the kisses of the night wind and the trees and shrubs murmured as though humming the air that echoed from the bnn. qnet hall. The fountains splashed merrily, and when the moon came up seemed to laugh at their own silvery beauty. Within the palace dark-faced eunuchs hurried about, dispensing the hospitality of their lord. For Prince Hamassar enter tained that night 200 miehty men in honor of his betrothal to the Emperor's child. The banquet room presented a glorious scene. About the table were gathered the statesmen, poets, merchants of the land, and the feast before them was worthy of their rank. Stern men of battle sat among the men of peace, and men learned in the law conversed politely with their clients. Sharp eyed doctors were glad to see the viands and the wines disappear so fast, for tbey well knew that indigestion, sharp and painful. would give them work next day. So each guest was. happy in his own peculiar way, caused by the gaze of 400 eyes. The crisis unnerved him, and, seizing a tumbler of wine, he drained it to the lees. It was a fatal step. "My friends," he began again. "Thero is nonooy so so beautiful as my he-be-bo frothed. I am proud proud ot her hie No man," here he braced himself a little "no man ever won so wonderful or no won der so so wonderful . "Well.whatlmean to say is that she is won-wonderfnl. Bte? ' Now I want yon to 'bserve that she has the most hie beantifuMiair and eyes, and her figure her fig-fig-ure runs up into the mil lions. See? Hie. Further-furthermore, I am not ug-ugly myself. I tell you hlc my friends, I have the hand-handsomest nose in the world. See? There is no nosa so firm in outline, so del-delicately tapered, so overwhelm-overwhelmingly impressive as mine. See? Now, I say, do yoa see? Hie. By this time the palace was in an uproar. It was bad enough that Hamassar waa drunk, but the guests realized with horror that in his boastfulness their host had placed his head in peril. The Emperor's decree made his speech a capital offense, and so open a defiance of the law could coo be overlooked. Cared for br servants. Hamassar waa led away to his sleeping apartments, and tha guests dispersed. In groups they sauntered through the grounds, inhaling the coolinc breezes which wandered down from tha monntains. The moon in all her glory shed a soit radiance over the sleeping city and helped to quiet the excited mood of Hamas sar's friends. An hour later the city was wide awake discussing the details of Ha massar's folly, and wondering what wonld be the outcome of it all. Bamek, after seeing that Hamassar was safely guarded, hurried to the palace of tho 'Emperor, craved admission to his lord, and related to the startled King the story of tbe night. The Emperor could not believe his ears. Hamassar, noted lor humility, had boasted in public? It could not be. Thero mnst be some mistake. But other guests near to the King in rank,had followed Bamelc to the palace and confirmed his tale. "Let not the Princess know of this till morning," said the broken-hearted King to his attendants. "Xou tell me, Bamek, that