I if I n i 4 f r e Btgpicj S, 1H6. 'SEPTEMBEB- 8f 1889. '.T- T! f- . WIMWWiilBg 3 : -1 -,B - , i... -., .w 'I aBxESA -V ,Jiilliili Mil - - , - fit r mmsm I r - iaki, r a. "--- lr Hi3 MHAite flMHf.r MUM .-'?? v tfteaaniaV im -fc -w , 4 tfMtttr ' SUNDAY, ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY YoL-H. JCaSIX. Entered nt Pittsburg Postomce, oicinber U, lS7,a& serond-class matter. Business Office 97 and 90 Fifth Avenue. News Booms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. Eastern Advertising Office, Boom 45, Tribune Building, New York. docks; and it is felt that the prosperous and vaunted British trade trill not be impeded by paying twelve cents an hour in place of eight to the men who load and unload the cargoes. That will not bring luxury at once into the workingmen's lives, but it will help some. Best of all, it will be an evidence that the "world do move" and is moving, even to the least con sidered class of toilers, when their appeal is heard. But if reasonableness of the demand is at i iue uuiluw oi us pruuauie success, me gener- ATcraee net circulation of the dally edition of alship of the strike has also much to do 3HE DISrATCn for six months ending August 31, Ibid, as sworn to before City Controller, 30,045 Copies per lesne. Average net circulation of the Sunday edition of The DisrATCU for three months ending Aagust El, 1SS3, 55,643 Copies per Issue. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. rOSTAGE I-REE IX THE UMTED STATES. Daili DisPATcn, One Year t 8 00 Daily Dispatch, Per Quarter 2 00 llAlLT DisrATCU. One Month 70 PaijA Dispatch, including fcunday, lyear. 10 00 Daily Disfatch. Including Sundav,3m'ths. iS 50 Daily Dispatch. Including bun Jay. 1 month 90 MTfDAi DihrATCH, Unclear 250 WXXKI.Y Dispatch, One Year 1 2S The Daily DisrATCU Is delivered br carriers at 3c cents per -week, or Including Sunday edition, at ICcents per week. Voluntary contributors should keep copies of articles. If contpcnsation ts desired the price expected must be named. The courtesy of re luming rejected manuscripts uill be extended shen stamps for that purpose are enclosed, but the Editor of THE DISPATCH t7l under no circumstances be responsible for the care of un ioliciled manuscripts. POSTAGE All persons who mnll the Monday lsne of The Dispatch lo friends aliou'd bear in mind the fnct that the post age thereon is Two (2) Cents. All double nnd triple number copies ot The Dispatch require a 3-ccnt stamp to insure prompt delivery. PITTSBURG. SUNDAY, SEP. 8, 1SS9. THE CHAMPION POOL. It is hard to find epithets t o describe the perseverance of the idiots who persist in taming fame by falljng, or claiming to fall, down Kiagara Falls. It is an equally ex acting task on the vocabulary to express the general disgust at the failure of the great cataract to discharge its legitimate function of the fool-killer. The plenitude of the bridge-jumping and falls-shooting class who imagine that there is any credit in gaining fame by surpassing silliness, would be discouraging to our ideas of progress if it was not for the recollection that a former generation had its Sam Patch, just as this one has its Brodie, Graham and Donovan. The increase in the number of champion fools is discouraging, but it is not in excess of the proportion of the increase in population. Of course, all sensible men know that the fact of going over the falls is mere foolhardi ness if it has been performed. There is a decided reason to withhold credence from the reports. The men who are mixed up in Euch performances deserved it themselves Eo much that the public is at liberty to de cide whether it will place their veracity above their sanity, and regard the stories as anything more than a peculiarly mendacious advertising scheme. "Whether liars or fools, the class that is showing itself before the public by this sort of silliness is especially obnoxious. The man who invents a way to suppress them trill be doing a public service. with its prospects. John Burns, the leader, had previously been heard of rather as a visionary Socialist of the extreme type and a martyr of the police courts than as an ex ecutive leader of labor. His elaborate prep arations for the dock hands' strike shows, however, immense patience and control of the men. Repression of riot and violcnceare also evidence of his shrewdness. Bnt the wisest thing Burns did was to put down his foot on the project of a "sympatheticstrike," in which all the workingmen of London were to be called out. That would at once have alienated entirely public sympathy and have led to the wildest confusion, end ing beyond a doubt in general riot. A hot-headed and dangerous man, in Burns' place, would have been unable to resist the temptation to show his authority. Of such are the tort w,ho injure the cause of labor by using power for the mere sake of using it, without regard to whether friendly or antagonistic interests suffer. Burns is clearly not of that type so that in place of being treated as a visionary, as hereto fore, the outcome of his campaign will doubtless be to establish him as a person of prime importance in the labor ranks of England. LEGITIME'S C0HP1AIHT. The complaint of Legitime, the deposed Haytian President, against the United States, and especially the Cleveland ad ministration, as the cause of his overthrow, will not call for international attention. It has entirely too much of the sentiment about it that is common to" the explanation of all overthrown ambitions when the at tempt is made to put the blame upon some one else. Concerning the statements of violations of neutrality, the public will very easily recognize that perfectly correct acts may be distorted into alleged violationsaby anyone who wishes, with regard to the one in stance on which the public of this nation is informed the Haytian Republic case the general recollection is very distinct that the late administration took care to investigate the matter thoroughly before taking back the steamer. That Legitime tried to enforce a paper blockade in that case is beyond doubt; and it is likely that the same erroneousness pervades the rest of the fallen dictator's assertions. The time for Legitime to have protested against alleged violations of neutrality by the United States was when he could give those protests the offi cial importance of the utterances of a de aco Government. It is too late for Legi time to do any good in that line now. render the continent entirely to the fanatics who have now control of the upper Nile. It is to be hoped that the King of the Belgians will make the visit, and that it may result in a largely increased energy in strengthen ing the hold of civilization upon the upper Congo. TflE TOPICAL TALKEfi. Mb. "W. IC "Vandekbixt's 510,000 cook having returned to Paris, the country's sympathies are appealed to by the possi bility that the Vanderbilt family may be reduced to the stern privation of having to put up with the productions of cheap Ameri can cookery. The failure of the stupid and unconstitu tional attempt to prohibit the inter-State trade in dressed beef by State legislation, has made the dressed beef magnates of Chi cago more presumptuous and defiant. On the other hand, their refusal to pay any re spect to an investigation under authority of the United States Senate, will only provoke more radical legislation against them. In other words, when both sides take the most foolish course, matters are bound to get into a pretty muss. When tramps get to shooting brakemen, in support of their claim to ride on freight trains, it is time for the law to meet their needs by giving them a ride on what in the old Norse idiom was described as "Odin's horse," an ancient paraphrase for the gallows. New Yoke's "World Fair project is un dergoing the chills of dissolution by the discovery of the usual theory of the mill ionaire members of its Finance Committee thai the presence of their names on the committee relieves them from the duty of all services in the way of putting their names down for big subscriptions. This is a chronio trouble with New York projects. "We are glad to hear that Mr. Claus Spreckels is going to fight the Sugar Trust, but there is a good deal of point in the sug gestion that he can do it just as effectively by closing down his mouth and putting his factories into full operation. Now that the complications over the Library Hall sale have reach ed a stage which necessitated a postponement anyhow, the public will join in the hope that it may be possible to make arrangements which shall preserve the property for the public and beneficent purpose to which it was dedicated by the law under which it was created. Tub Western officers ot the law having succeeded in capturing another lone high wayman, it is to be hoped that their ambi tion will, in due time, rise to the flight of bagging a brace of desperadoes. SUNDAY MTXK. The ruling of Judge Stowe concerning the sale of milk as a beverage on Sunday dis tinctly follows the previous rulings on the case, and holds the sale of milk in shops open for that purpose to be quite distinct from the delivery of milk contemplated by the law. There is little reason to dissent from this ruling, as it undoubtedly carries oi t the intent of the law. It is the Court's duty to enforce the lawns it stands; but, as a question of public policy, it is lecitimately open to discussion whether the old enact ment could not be amended so as to bring it more in accordance with modern needs. It will certainly strike the majority of people that the sale of milk, soda water and other innocuous beverages to the thirsty on Sun day could be permitted without serious dam age to the public morals. THE BULL SEAS0K. The tendency of trade matters, both in legitimate commerce and speculation, is Bummed up by an Eastern cotemporary in the terse remark: "This is a bull year and xto mistake." It is true that the most prominent features in the vast majority of business inteiests nre increasing activity and rising prices. The only big failure in "Wall street is that of a firm which made the mistake of betting on the bear side of the market; the railroads nre crowded with freight up to their full capacity; crops are large, prices rising, and tue iron market is steadily working its way upward. All these things point toward . the general prosperity of the country, and even indicate a possible development of one of the old-fashioned booms. It is just this possibility of a wild hurrah in business, with its inevitable accompani ment of inflation, that the commercial in terests of the country should be on their guard against. It is worth while to bear in mind that the upward tendencies and the general disposition to bank on the future are, in the face of great destruction of pro perty, such as at Johnstown by flood, and in the far Northwest by fire. Just so in 1871-2 even greater conflagrations caused an immense destruction of fixed capital, but the boom went ou until in the latter Year the inflation itself reached the bursting jioint, and the reaction set in. bearing these things in mind may save us a repetition of the same experience. Everybody will be glad to see a moderate nnd conservative advance in prices and in crease in business; although Pittsburg has already been enjoying such prosperity that Ehe can hope for little enhancement in the -latter particular. But conservative men everywhere will do well to be on their guard against the danger! of a boom. LOGIC OF THE LATINS. The article on Italian immigration, in the last number of the Political Science Quar terly, by Eugene Schuyler, argues in that gentleman's masterly and interesting style, in favor of the immigration of the descend ants of the Komans who are now digging our sewers and railroads. It is not intended to discuss the question raised by Mr. Schuy ler in a serious aspect at present, but the following extract from the article is provo cative of comment: "They bring to us the logical qualities of the Latin race, and they show in the long run the effect of an experi ence which no other people in 'Europe has had, of over 2,000 years of civilization." The most characteristic feature which our Latin levies have displayed, since joining in the industrial efforts of this country is their teadency to capture defaulting or slowly paying contractors, and to hold them as hostages until wages are paid. This may support Mr. Schuyler's view to the extent that it exhibits the logical qualities of the Latin race, in concluding that the laborer is worthy of his hire, especially when the Latins are the laborers. But as to its being the result of 2,000 years of civilization, we may be permitted to ex press our doubts. If we mistake not the practice of seizing hostages for whatever was to be secured thereby, is dated from the age of barbarism even before the seizure of the Sabines. Pcrbaps Mr. Schuyler's way of putting the thing may be valuable as developing a theory that 2,000 years of civilization, under the conditions that have prevailed for 20 centuries, is likely to bring the common mass of humanity very nearly back to its starting point Th German expedition to relieve Emin Bey has been abandoned, and the journalistic expedition from this country to relieve Stan Icy has also become an unknown quantity. But there are good prospects that it Stanley and Emin Bey hurry up' they may arrive in the east coast regions of Africa in time to relieve their relievers. . Having been cutting each 'others' throats for combination purposes, the railroad officials are again talking up the Railway Trust as a means of escaping from "the ruin ous effects oi competition." The concentrations in thaxoke business, just at present, seem to be looking rather more strongly in the direction of sharp com petition than of controlling, the market. But if the competition is on such a basis that it cannot be forestalled, that will pre vent coke from selling below the average cost of production. Only 5225,000 damages claimed for the widening oi Diamond street, with one or two back counties to hear from, does not look like a hopeless case. THE GBEAT 6TBIKE M LONDON. It is very clear that public sympathy in London has been with the dock laborers who are on strike for better wages. Much of this is due to the known insufficiency of the pav to do more than keep body and soul to gether, while the work is of the hardest, and yet not continuously assured. Anyone who seesliow the poorer class of laborers exist in London will not be slow to say that it wouiu uce mucn more tnan tne increase asked for to make their condition in any degree hopeful. At the same time it is doubtless true that British shipping is the greatest source of British wealth; which, respite cotemporaneous squalor, is now so Vast as to be seeking investments in every land nnder the sun, our own included. Pressing poverty and commercial af- fluenco come to bargain on the A DECIDED DLFFEEENCE. An example of a voluntary advance by a corporation, in the wages of its workmen, was afforded by a Pottstown rolling mill corporation last week, in the announcement that the wages of its puddlers would be ad vanced from 3 23 to S3 50 per ton. A year ago the wages were as low as 3 00; but the improvement in the iron trade has permitted the advance to the figures stated. This prompt increase of nvages as the circumstances of the trade will permit, is regarded as a very commendable policy on the part of the corporation. It is true, that the employer who puts up wages without being forced to, is possessed of liberality rather above the ordinary mass oi mankind. But it is also evident that the condition of affairs which keep wages up above such a depressed level, is superior to that reported at Pottstown. As Pittsburg has steadily paid wages 52 00 to 2 50 per ton higher than those ruling at Pottstown, we have a rightto claim that our position in the matter of wages is far superior to that of the dis tricts which pay little more than half the wages that Pittsburg's position and natural advantages enable her to give her work men, in bad seasons as well as good. THE CONGO'S FUTUHE. The report that the King of the Belgians is planning a visit to the Congo river does not look like a fulfillment of the previous report that he was desirous of selling out his interest in the Congo Free States. It is natural that, in his triple capacity of either capitalist, monarch or.philanthropist, who occupies a leading position with regard to the work on the Congo, he should, if he de sires to continue and strengthen that work, visit the great river in person, and see, not only what his expenditures have already ac complished, but what can be accomplished in the future if the effort is to be kept up. The best information Is to the effect that a great work is to be done there. The build ing of a railroad toStanley Pool will open up a country fully equal to the Mississippi valley, and afford the most natural and best outlet for the entire interior of the great African continent. In its philanthropic light it will afford a standpoint for civiliz ation against the encroachments of the Afri can slave traders, and hold out the best hope that Christianity will not be obliged to tur- President Harrison is reported to have definitely determined that he will not call an extra session of Congress. The Presi dent seems to have come to the conclusion that it is not best to do anything to disturb the public contentment with the present sat isfactory state of affairs, by hastening the evil day. The champion fools are unconquerable; and the serious fear is also created by their latest exploits that they may also be un killable. The report that Mrs. James Brown Pot ter, Mrs. Helen Dauiray "Ward and Mrs. James G. Blaine, Jr., will not appear upon the stage this season,indicates that the coun try will have saund reason for holding a thankssiving festival""by the time that the dramatic season is in full blast The Story of a Strnnco Contributor nnd a Monkey Who Ate Firemen's lints. A very strange story was told me by the editor of a weclsly paper published In New York, not Ions ago, concerning a contribntor. The editor said: "One of my most valuable contributors for tba last three or four years has been a gentleman, whom the public know pretty well by this time. Ho writes over his own name a striking name. .So regularly has this person written for my paper 'that I came to regard him as a member of the staff. It was only after two years of acquaintance through the malls that he actually put in an appearance at our office. Tho first time he came in I thoucht he was a book agent or a bill collector until he mentioned his name. Then, of course, l gave him a chair and all the other courtesies at my disposal. He only stayed a, minute or two, and seemed very nervous ail the while he was sitting opposite to me. He lacked that splendid assurance most writers possess. His appearance belied his work,which was vigorous and sparkliDg in style, for a meeker, meaner sort of man I never saw. "The next time he paid me a visit be was writing a novel for us and camejwith an install ment of It I happened to be reading the proof of the chapters to be published in the issue of J the next day. At once it occurred to me to ask tne author to explain a passage which bad puzzled the proofreaders and me. So I handed the proof sheet to the author, and pointing to the passage in question, asked him if that was exactly what be had intended to say." ... "To,iny surprise," continued the editor, "the novelist grew very red in tho face, his hand in which was the proofshcet trembled, and for a minute he said nothing. I had no idea what embarrassed him, but thought I bad a very rare bird, a modest author in my cage. To encourace him I said: 'I've no doubt it's my stupidity and no fault of yours that I cannot catch the meaning of tbat passage.' "He seemed to bo going to speak once or twice, but his lips only moved. Meanwhile his face remained flushed and other eloquent signs of disturbance were not wantine. His silence was making the situation very painful, and suddenly bethinking myself that I might have wounded a sensitive spirit I began in a clumsy way to apologize to him for calling his attention to the unfortunate paragraph, but he stopped me with a motion of his hand, and In a low voice began: 'The fact is, sir, I have de ceived you this story is none of my writing. I never wrote a line in my life haven't got the ability, I ought ' " 'Do you mean to say,' said I hotly, that I've been dealing with an imposter all these years? a literary thief, a precious ' "Not quite so bad as that, sir,' he replied more caimiy, -aunougn I've put my name to a great many manuscripts which you have been good enough to buy.and which I now own were not written by me, yet I believe you will not be so indignant when you learn who did write them.' " 'May I have the pleasure of knowing who the author is?' said I with all the irony I could summon. " 'Certainly My wife,' he replied quietly. 'I never was in favor of the use of my name, but she insisted that the reviewers and newspaper paragraphers had sharpened their knives to keep down the rising crop of feminine writers, and that she could write more boldly over my name than over her own and with less criticism of a certain so-called moral sort.' "Well, to cut a long story short in the last volume the facts were exactly as my Imposter" stated (them, and I very soon after made tho acquaintance of the falrauthor. She still used her husband's name, but he is no longer so meek and nervous when he visits my den. A great burden is off his mind." "When you come to think of it, a monkey is not exactly the kind of animal a physician wants about his office. Not exactly a python would be more dangerous as a pet, but no more troublesome. So when it happened early in this year' that a traveler from South America presented a small but agile monkey to a well-known phy sician In Allegheny, the latter was very grate ful of course, but a little embarrassed. After a few days experience with his new office com pamon. tho doctor decided that what the monkey most needed was a chango of air and scene. To secure these, be presented his monkeyship to a neighboring fire engine com pany. Tnero his advent was hailed wfth glee and the monkey was given a regular official place in the- company. Alleghenians have seen this monkey calmly proceeding to fires on tho engine or hose cart like a veteran. But, alas! the monkev could not rise above his natural instincts. He let loose his mis chievous nature, and yesterday ho was re turned to the doctor by the firemen. They liked him, they said, but he had eaten all their hats and threatened to -go further with his awful appetite. A nice home in the country is wanted for a young monkey with a healthy appetite, and no dyspepsia to speak of. Hepbuen Johns. KO T1P3 ALLOWED. WbyLnndlord Pnlmer Enforces This Itnle ntHls House. From the Chicago Trlbnne. Potter Palmer is one of the few landlords, nt the country who refuses to allow anyone In his service to receive a tip. A vlolatiouTesulta in the dismissal of the recipient. "How came he to make this rule?" I asked of Mr. Mezervo, a trotting man who is posted. "One day," bo Baid, "hotter Palmer was speeding his horse on the Lake Shore drive when he became aware that someone was try ing to pass nun. Mr. 1'almer tonched cp his horse with the whip and the same did the man who was behind. In a moment more the latter passed Mr. Palmer, and as he did so Mr. Pal mer recognized him as his head porter. The next day Mr. Palmer met tho man and said to him: " 'John, tbat is a pretty good horse you had on the drive yesterday. You passed me, and my horse is a good one. Where did you get your horse?' "The porter, with a glow of pride, answered that the horse was his own. "Mr. Palmer made no reply, but began an in vestigation. He found that this man was ac cumulating wealth on the tips he received from guests of the Palmer House. He found that all His employes were doing likewise, and ho at once issued the order that any man in bis serv ice who received a tip was to be discharged. You may fee a waiter in the dining room It you want to, but it has to be done under cover. If ine neau waiter sees ltthe underling goes. This rule applies to the fellows at the bootblack stand, which stand, like everything else in that hotel, is run by Potter Palmer. The money taken in at that stand is turned into the man ager every night, and is credited to the boot black account. It is the only place I know of where tipping is forbidden." THE HEK0ES OP GETTXSBUBG. Nearly 11,000 of Them Will Visit tho Battle field This Week. tsrKCIAL TELIOBJLlt TO TUB DISPATCH.! HAEBiSBURG.September 7. Thus far nearly 11.000 orders have been issued to soldier appli cants for transportation from their homes to Gettysburg and return to enable them to wit ness the dedication of Pennsylvania monu ments on Wednesday and Thursday next. The veterans will be without expense except for the purchase of food. Tents will be furnished. Tho average cost of transportation per Individ ual is about !lj so that nearly 541,000 of the 850, U00 appropriated by the State have been ex pended. Adjutant General Has tines is anxious that all honorably discharged soldiers who participated in the three days'ght at Gettysburg shall be present when the Pennsylvania monuments are dedicated, even if tbe amount provided by the State should be exceeded. If the demand for transportation should exhaust the snpply of cash tome provision will be made to meet the deficiency. 0YEE $600,000 GIVEN AWA1. That Sum Willed to Ynlo Collese nnd Various Charitable Institutions. rSrZCTAL TELEGRAM TO TBS DISFATCB.I New Haven, September 7. By the death of Mrs. Ellen M. Glfford, daughter of Philip Marett and wife of the late Arthur N. Gilford, which occurred this morn ing. over $000,000 will be divided between Yale College and charita ble institutions. Mr. Marett died in 1889, leaving a fortune of over S70O.0OO in tiust to his wife and daughter, to be divided at tbe death of the last surviving heir ak follows: One-fifth to the Connecticut Hospital Society, the income to be used for keeping free beds; one-fifth to the city of New Haven, tho income to bo used, for indi gent, aced and Infirm persons, not paupers; one-fifth to Yale College, the income to be tued for scholarships in tho academical departaent; one-tenth to the New Haven Or phan Asylum, one-tenth to St. Francis Orphan Asylun, one-tenth to tho city of New Haven for books for tho Young Men's Institute or any other public library, and one-tenth to the State of Connecticut, to be used for tbe support of an institution for idiots ana imbeciles. The cstato xow amounts to $639,784. AEEPOBTERAS A DETECTITE. He Quickly Succeeds Where All the Police 1 Officers Had Failed. Deteoit, September 7. Miss Anna Klink, a domeitic, disappeared last Monday and the police Kvere notified. They made diligent search lor two days without result and the case was then given into the bands of the detectivo bureau. The Yldocqs accidently learned that mysterious cries had been heard along the river Monday night and they ascertained that a murdfr had been committed and that Anna Klink was the victim. They dragged the river and t coured tbe city, but without avail. Tlien Frank P. Gessner, a newspaper re porter, was detailed to work up the case, and within two hours he found the girl at the home ola friend. She had been taken suddenly sick aid in a delirum had found a place of shelter, where sbo was being cared for. ATTACKED HI A BLACK SNAKE, The story that Queen Victoria will retire to private life is likely to be fulfilled when she retires to the privacy of the tomb. "When those 70,000 Arabs, who are re ported to be coming to this country, begin to arrive, they should be assembled and no tified that the highest poetical authority in this country states it as their -racial and proper characteristic to fold their tents and silently steal away. PEOPLE OP PROMINENCE. David N. Bi.akelt, a graduate of Dart mouth, class of '89, .has received the appoint ment of instructor in ngh;h and financial manager of the American college at Aintab, Turkey. Senator Evarts complains because the comic artists always portray him with a shabby hat. He says he buys more hats than any pub lic man in tbe country, and takes great pains to keep them neat. Dr. Maria M. Deax, a homeopathic physi cian who took an office in Helena, Mont, three years ago, after studying medicine in this coun try and Berlin, now has a practice that yields her an incomo stated at $12,000 a year. George Ebers, the rival of Bldcf Haggard in Oriental romancing, is 52 years of age. He is a professor Of Egyptology in -Leipsic Uni versity, and took to novel writing, so ho says, because illness prevented his doing harder work. WrLLiAM STEPHENSON. General Manaeer of the Lehigh Valley Railroad, is of Quaker extraction, and came to the top from tbe posi tion of chairman in one of the engineering parties that laid out tbe old North Branch Canal. William H. Cillet, of Northfleld, N. H., lias been promoted to be General Manager of the Andes railway system in Tern, South America. Mr. Cilley is 60 years old, and has been long engaged in railway work In that country. William Ii Scorr, the Pennsylvania mil lionaire, was confined to bis bed in a New York hotel when his colt Chaos captured the Fu turity stakes at Coney Island last Wednesday. It is said that Congressman Scott hag never made any wagers on the horses which he owns. Judge Joiin Erskinb, of Georgia, can lay claim to havinc served loncer as a United States District Judge than most of the men who now occupy simllaVpositions in other sec tions of the country. He has been on the bench since the beginning ot 1806, and In the com mencement of bis term the district he pre sided over included-the entire State of Georgia. MOTED BT HIS SATANIC MAJESTY. A Queer Specimen of Derks County Idtcrn tnro Filed In Court. from the Philadelphia Inquirer. J Last Sunday a German tramp peddler was found hanging in a barn in Pike township, Berks county, and on Monday the followine specimen of literature was filed in the Quarter Sessions office: Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, county of Berks, ss: An Inquisition Indented and taken at Pike, In the county of Berks, on tne 4th day of August, In the year of our Lord IBS), before me, Jacob II. Talley, a Justice of the Peace for the county of uernsaiorcsam, upon a view or tnenody or Mar tin Weltzlcr, a German tramp, then and there banged himself In the harn of MarT Crouser: thn said Jtartln Welt jlcr, by not having the fear of tiod before his es but beln; seduced and moved by the Instigation orthe devil at Pike aforesaid. In a certain barn at Pike aforesaid lying and be ing, tbe said Martin Weltzler, being then and there alone with a certain twine of IhcTaluc of 1, which he then and there put about his neck and the other end thereof tfed abont a ladder, himself then and there, with the cord aforesaid, voluntarily and feloniously and with malice aforethonght hanged and suffocated and so the Jurors, unon their naths and affirmations afore said, say that the said Martin W eltzlcr, then and there In manner and form aforesaid as a felon of himself feloniously, voluntarily and of his malice aforethought, himself, strangled and murdered against the peace and dignity of tho Common wealth of Pennsylvania. A Fnrmer is Itcscncd From Ills Peril br DIs Faithful Dos;. Franklin, Ind., September 7. James Til son, a young man living cast of this city, has a dog that no money could buy, for had it not been for the doe; he would now have been in bis grave. Yesterday, while young Tilson was plowing on bis father's farm, a large black snake, nearly six feet long, jnmped on him from the tall grass lining the held, and wound itself around his neck, A terrible battle ensued between Tilson and the snake, and the outcome would probably have been death to tbe young man had not his large shepherd doc, which had been following him. come to his assistance, and between them tho snako was killed. CHAT OP TflE CAPITAL, i t The Pennsylvania Appointments Are a Source of Concratulatlon A National Art Gallery Other Notes. ICORRESrONDENCE OF Tm DISPATCH.! Washington, September 8. With all the elaborate machinery for the collection of sta tistics, including the taking of the census of 1890, there Is one branch of statistics that has scarcely been touched, because it could not be without a special enactment that would prob ably be looked upon as too drastic, even in this period when what has always been supposed to oe purely private matters are dragged before tbepublio because they are found to have a bearing on tbe general welfare. In the Bureau of Statistics, connected with the Treasury De partment, in the Bureau of Labor Statistics. In tbe universal sweeping up of what is left, by tbe coming census, there is no proposition to secure reliable information of the profits that are made by corporations and individuals en gaged in trade and commerce. The Bureau of Labor Statistics has made some attempt in this direction, but for want of proper authority the attempts hare of course been abortive. Yet ibis is absolutely necessary before our industrial and commercial system can be prop erly underetopd, and before what is termed "political economy" can be reduced to one of the exact sciences. With reliable1 figures of profits, added to the array of statistics already produced and to be produced, the social econ omist could formulate arguments that could not be disputed. There is a movement on foot to secure some enactment of tbis kind by the C1mlinE "S3' but it is not probable tbat it ... uo .i;ujupiiaueu in season ior its applica tion to the next census, and it is not certain tbat it would be advisable to do so. The proper machine for that work is tho Bureau of Labor Statistics, whose legitimate field is the collec tion Of all trUthS that hPAP nn thA anH.1 nn- tion. The Pennsylvania Appointments. Whatever may be said about "machine politics" and anuse of the a ppolnting power, I want to say right here, as one ol the "kickers" of 1831-2, that the appointments made through the influenco of the Pennsylvania Senators and their-friends, in the departments at the Capi tol, could not have been better if the very guardian angel of civil service reform and political independence had hovered abont tbe ears of the bosses. Of the appointments mado and proposed for Pittsburg, Allegheny and the res' of Pennsylvania, the reader ean judge as well as L So far as I am personally acquainted with them they are excellent. I am better pre pared to speak, however, of the department appointments. Everybody in Washington knows and likes Hazen, the Third Assistant Postmaster General, formerly of Easton, but lor years In his present position until he was turned out by Cleveland. The correspond ents, whose judgment is infallible in such mat ters, would vote unanimously for Hazen for almost anything. Commissioner Holliday. the headof the Cus toms Bureau, a leading citizen of Erie county, is one of the finest looking men you will see on. the streets of Washington, and is already one of tbe most popular of the high officials. With the memberssof tbe civil service in his bureau he Is voted by all odds the most genial and un- .uuiiuS tmeiiaiu wnuin me" memory of the -- " luciu. vuiuuei rrans uukeson, of Bristol, has in tne few weeks of his service as aecona Controller made a high reputation for the correctness and readiness of his decisions, lie, too. Is one of the most genial of men, and makes warm personal friends wherever he goes. The same may be said of Bell,' Superin tendent of the Railway Mail Service, who is 5?i Tr rln?lnB order out of the confusion in JlTil" JJ1 branch of the postal service was left by the former administration. Of course everyone knows the Postmaster General, and all that he is doing and saying-, and a good deal more, for somehow the news papers take a delight in telling fanciful stories about him more than any other member of the administration. None of the Cabinet officials is more approachable, with the exception of nH-?StBKe. ?Dsk- Possiwr. and like the other hi&h officials oppointed from Pennsylva nia he gives no sign of a swollen head, an af nictlon that is not nncommon among the bet ter paid servants of the public in tbis city. Rankin, of Bellefonte, Chief of the Division of Indian Accounts, is another good fellow, quiet, wholly unassuming, a credit to his State, as all the others are, and to the influence that secured his appointment. I do not think any State of the Union can show an unbroken list of cood menln the department service such as is presented by Pennsylvania. ''METItPOElTAK MILASfK Life Bad No Charm for Her. IielW TOWC BUREAU SrBOMXS.1 New rOBlC-September' 7.-ii. Xertser. a Brooklyn shop girl, IS years oM, jaajted tato the river tni morning from a Grand street ferryboatjaataaltwas leaving tie sHv Doek hands ran out on tbe pllef and threw a life pre server andaropeloherj (She held her bflda at her sides and would touch neither of them. James Kelly, the ticket chopper, who has saved 13 drowning' persons already, tore off bis eet andjhoes,'jamped from the dock and swam to ma gin jvmt in time to seize her as she was go ipg under the third time. A most remarkable scene, followed. The girl dashed her hands in his face and pushed herself loose. He caught- ner again, witn tootn and nail the fought herself free. A third time he caught her and -uuuu .uuuuu an uu'JJ a rppo WUICQ WM thrown to him from the piles. She tore off tbe rope. .Kelly replaced It and' again she threw it off. Eventually the girl's strength gave out. She sank back on Kelly's arm and he swam back with her to the dock ladder- There she revived and fought more madly than ever, and Kelly, whose strength was fast giving out, was compelled to beat her into submission. The blows quieted her for a moment, bnt as she felt herself lifted out of tbe water her frenzy returned and she resisted. with such fury that she got her head in between two rungs of the ladder. There it stuck. All tbe ticket chopper's strength barely succeeded in dlsloairing it, after nearly five minutes' pull. Then she "was hoisted up. limp and exhausted. The battle had raged in the water fully 15 minutes, and her rescuer was utterly worn out The girl was taken to Belle vue Hospital, and will be orraignedin court to-morrow morning. Tbe girl Is in love with Henry Senger, the proprietor of a Grand street. saloon, where her brother is a bartender. Senger has paid no attention to her recently, and tbat is why she tried to sill herself. SECEETAKI HAEF0KD ILL. GR0VER ON T1IE STOMP. He in ainv Tako Fart in tbe Campaicn Pennsylvania and Ohio. "Washington. September 6. Several weeks ago, when it was announced that ex-President Cleveland would mako a few speeches in Ohio during tbo campaign," the idea was deemed preposterous. It is now stated on the authority of a New York Democrat who holds very closo relations with tbe ex-President that Mr. Cleve. land will not only do a little campaigning in Ohio, but will stop off in Pennsylvania, "and may possibly devote a little of his valuable time to the campaign in the new States. He is arranging to tako a trip through the Western States, ostensibly on pfeasurc and pri vato business, but will bo prepared to speak for tho Democratic cause whenever called upon and at such places that may be arranged for by tbe Demecratio managers. Cnucht on a Poet's Line. . Thousand Island Park, September 7. "Will Carleton, tho famous poet, to-day made the largest single catch of fish tbis season. He brought in a total of 103 one 14-pound musca longe and several large pickerel and bass. The catch attracts considerable attention. A Relic Worth Havinc;. From the Boston Globe, l A Newark man is said to have a no lcs3 re markable relic tban the ring which Martin Luther placed on tbe finger of his bride. The inkstand that he is said to have thrown at tbe devil may yet turn up. , DEATHS OF A DAT. Morris Wenhelmer. Morris Wertbelmer, only son of Mr. Kmanncl Werthelmer, of North avenue, Allegheny, died yesterday morning at 7:3) A. M. He was only 23 years ofagef yet his friends were legion. The up right honesty of his nature and Its inherent gen tlemanllness went far to make him popular, and bis death will cause a feeling of deep and sincere regret, notoaly to bis own relatives, but to every one who knew him. He bad suffered for two years with lung troubles, and his disease was long since pronounced incuiablc. Father Hnrtmnn. rSFKCtAL TZLEOKAM TO TUE DISPATCH.! SHARON, September 7. Kev. Father Hartman aged 70 years, died this morning at 6 o'clock,, He had been pattorof Bt.ltose Catholic congregation, but had been an active laborer In tbe Erie diocese for 80 years, and was widely known In northwest ern Pennsylvania, Obliged to Qnlt Work kind Go Home to bo Doctored. ISPECIAT, TELEQUAU TO THE DISPATCn.1 Washington, September 7. Private Secre tary Halford found himself becoming so faint this afternoon at the White House that he was obliged to go home and bo doctored. For two or tbreo days he has been taking opiates for what from present appearances has developed into inflammation of the bowels, but he has kept at work, evidently with the hope that ho would come out of tho difficulty without taking rest. 0TEK 1,400 BALLOTS NAKEN. A Deadlock In nn Arkansas Democratic Convention Finally Broken. Little Rock, ark., September 7. Tho deadlock In tho Democratic Convention at Russcllvillc,'to nominate a candidate forjudge of the Fifth Judlcial.Circuit, to fill the vacancy occasioned by the resignation of G. S. Cun ningham, was broken this afternoon. Ex-Congressman Jordan E. Cravens was nominated on the 1,453th ballot. Ho will pre side over the court which will try Clayton's murderer, should tho latter ever be found. Dcnfenlnc Free Trade Silence. From the Toledo Blade. The Freo Traders in this country are unani mously ignoring the tremendous London strike, one of the greatest tbat has over oc curred in any country. They havo so long preached the doctrine that strikes were tbe result of protection that they cau.iot explain tho London strike, which gives the He to their theories. - Preferred to Bo In Jnll. From the New York Evening World, 3 A thief who broke into a London house some mornings ago was forced to bide in tho music room, and for four hours compelled to bear tho various members of tbe family take piano les sons. Then ho came from his concealment and begged to be taken to a police station. Boiler Knocks Ont Sullivan. Boston, Septomber 7. An evening paper's efforts to find out who Is tbo best known man in Boston resulted in 233 abswers, of which 103 were in favor of General Butler. John L. Sul livan was second with 92. The General, in an interview, says that only once in 23 years- has anybody failed to recognize him, and be at tributed his fame to caricaturists. A Fnrtnnnto Lndy. From the Chicago Timcs.1 A new Chineso Minister Is coming (to tbe United States, and he is coing to bring his wife with him. She will not be permitted to see visitors, however, and will thus enjoy lifo at the capital without hearing any of tbe ldlo clatter or scandal mongers' gossip. A Bast of Chief. Justlco Walte. Dropping; into the studio of Dunbar, the sculptor, taa other day, I fonnd the artist en gaged on a clay bust of the late Chief Justice Waite. From the death mask, made by Dun bar the morning after the death of the Chief JnBtice, and from very good .photographs, a commanding and lite-like bust has been almost finished by the artist. It Is the hope of the artist that his work may be so successful as to Induce an order for a marble bust to take its place in one of the niches devoted to dRreaipri Justices of the Supreme Court in the old ben ate chamber where tho sittings of the court are held. Dunbar also has a death mask which.be took from the face of the late Justice Mat thews, which shows much more emaciation than that of Waite, as Matthews was very ill for a longtime before his death. A more a pathetic object than either of these masks is the cast of a hand which Dunbar Is reproducing in marble. It is of tbe hand of a lady who was a short time ago thrown from her carriage and killed almost under the windows ot the bureau of The Dispatch. Unfortun-. ately there was in existence no photograph of her from which the artist could set a correct impression of tier features. No death mask couia De taken because tho face was crushed by tbe fearful accident; therefore the husband decided to have a cast made of the beautiful band that had laic in his at tbe time the two wero made husband and wife, and tbat sad me mento will accompany him through the short days of his remaining life, for the couple were quite old and the marble hand is no bit of sen timent of a boy husband. A National Art Gallery. Though the Government is just now expend ing a good deal of money for public buildings it is probable that at tbe next session of Congress a bill will be introduced for the establishment of a national art gallery, for it is only the nation tbat is able to bear tbe expense of purchasing the objects of art necessary in a representative collection of the art of tbe world. The Corco ran eallery dees as well as its means will per mit, but it cannot do enough. By the way, the landscape by Rousseau, pur chased for the gallery at the Secretan sale in Paris, has not yet arrived. It alone will involve an cxpeue of over $16,000 when it is hung. Tho building for tbe art school jn connection with the gallery, for which Mr. Corcoran left ?1P0,000, is now rapidly heme completed. It stands di rectly to tbe rear of tbe gallery. It will bare spacious rooms for the life class and a good north light. 1 am glad to say that the Taylor collection, which has occupied valuable spaco for long years on the wells of the gallery, win be relegated to an upstairs room of the new building. The very excellent private gallery of Mr. John F.Waggaman.tbe w ealtby real esute dealer, will soon be enriched by several valuable pictures Surchased for Mr. Waggaman by Richard rooke, tho artist of tho popular "Pastoral Visit" of the, Corcoran gallery. Altogether the prospects for an impetus to art In Washington are very good. E. W. L. Sailed for Fprelao Lands. William Walter Phelps, United States Min ister to Germany, sailed for Bremen to-day in the steamship1 Elbe. On the steamship Servia, r which sailed this afternoon, wero Prof, and Mrs. Harvey Porter, Miss Eliza Everitt and Prof. Day, of'Beyrout Protestant College, Bey rout, Syria, Miss ElXrida Post, of Beyrour, an d Miss Mitchell, daughter of Arthur Mitchell, Secretary of the Presbyterian Board of For eign Missions. This Missionary party will pro ceed directly fromi Liverpool to Marseilles where they will take a Peninsular and Oriental steamship to Beyrout A Suggestion From n Woman. Susan B. Anthony to-day made a suggestion concerning plans for the World's Fab:. In a letter to Mayor Grant she says: "On behalf of the women of this New world, allow me ask you to set apart one of the permanent buildings of the exposition to the women. While tbe men of tbe country shall rear temples in honor of Columbus, it will surely be most fitting for the women to celebrate the virtues of Isabella. The building should be named the Isabella temple, and in It should be shown the work of woman as a helpmeet worthy of man." Indorsing Corpornl Tanner. At a meeting of Rankin Post No. 10, Brook lyn, to-night, resolutions were passed indorsing the action of Pension Commissioner James Tanner in his kindy consideration of the claims of his needy comrades ot the war and their widows and orphans. Other Brooklyn Grand Army posts will, it is understood, also commend the Corporal's pension resime. Want a Job as Hangman.' Warden Osborne, of the Tombs, received to day tbis letter from Belvldere Kent. England: To the Governor of New Tf ork Prison: HoxoBABLESm Hsvlngssen In the paper here that it is a difficult matter to obtain an execu tioner, may it please Your Honor to allow me to make application for the same. My character will bear the strictest Investigation. I bare been a total abstainer lrom all Intoxicating drink for the past1 seven, years, and feel confident tbat I would give ample satisfaction as executioner In Hew York. Awaiting your reply, I am. Honor able Sir, your obedient servant, William Wxbb. P. 8. Having beard that an executioner, Mr. Berry, offered to do Itfor JUOO, I beg leave to state that I think the office Is quite sufficient for one man. I wlllo it for .43M. Warden Osborne replied to the effect that there was no uemand for hangmen in Nw York on account of -tho introduction of execution by electricity. Betting In Favor of Searle. According to a cable dispatch received this morning, the betting in London on the Searle O'Connor boat race, which will .be rowed on Monday, is 6 to H in favor of Searle. O'Con nor's friends, however, ate confident, and both men are in good condition. The cable also said a match has been arranged between Frank Sla Tln, tho Australian pugilist, and Jem Smith. The fight will be with bare knuckles and for 200 a side. Smith wanted a larger stake, but Slavtn was unwilling to fight for any greater sum. The Pelican Club, of London, has offered a purse of 1,200 for an eleht-round glove con test between Peter Jackson, the colored cham pion, and Jem Smith, the winner to receive 1,000 and the loser 200. Jackson has ac cepted. Smith's response has not yet been re ceived. Succeeded In Kllllne Fllmself. George Herbicbswho shotathis wife twlco on Thursday night without hitting her. and then snot himself in the head, at his residence at 101 Troutman street, Brooklyn, died to-day of his Injuries. Ho was visited by his wife before his death and refused to shake hands with ber. He said if be had a pistol then he would shoot her. The pair quarreled frequently, but the quarrel which leu to the shooting was about their daughter. He had said she should not go to a, picnic and his wife allowed her to go. A fear-tfs Fiefc 1vt Wn 1 CafenfoMiefcr! It is rjurl that ' louaamsfce State of 1 A Swi.ettM wftfMk dm 1 an Atektoos grocery in sM' TeOpeBiHteufllaMTeoCskwlN Pat Brady, a oxivfot Mj Been parnooed iy Geveroec years ow, and has been ia whM . If k eatiaated that the 1 and saver cote on the bottom at I Oeeaaisaot69,eeooeIadKls : ajwaimijwn ox It WW stay Ufa In dm MighberoKod ia ' week tasre were only two la go aroaad amear 12 families, : detailed to buid flreal "'" "" T """' " --rf r TfTTiffl sn aW .Ai -Usriar tito Uws of Bulgaria U a Bfeit mediate, k wwrftete4 to h a sirttta.ega mn sro aro c tu iiwiiali 5 proweete asd' Mat to priMB. for waaamytiw oaa be tare ton PeSxrael. Vk. 'luu & ---' , .-j 1 y """"" xBowsataiKsrtwa. Ia a iykVW IJBBasjSpsBJ SSBBBBB) flaV.J!'.)' 'lis '' laMsassJknflrfJMH 'flK& aaaMKaaat' , c-&r,r MrMfefk nan. who was wrete4frMs)k "It you hadn't OK Mm yea aajskt hung." MayerChlptey wiflssfiJlaJ term. as far AKOTflEK STATE CONVENTION. TWO COOL BURGLARS. Tbey Enter an Omaha House nnd Proceed ' to Take a Bnlli. Ou AHA, September 7. Last night Mrs. Bab cock, a widow who lives at 53.5 Park avenue, heard water running in tho bathroom. Going to tho apartment sbo f ouud two strangers in tho tnb perform ing their ablutions. They commanded ber to keep quiet, and finished their bath. They then ransacked the house, but left without taking anything. Accommodations for Lodgers. From the Chicago Tribune.l Wo find a statement in tho New York Sun that "130,000 persons sleep in the station bouses during'a year" in that city. We begin now to understand what i3 meant when our esteemed Gotham cotemporarics, in setting forth New York's advantages as a site for the World's Fair, speak in such glowing terms of its "facili ties for the accommodation of visitors." This Time It Will bo Held by the Union Prohibitory League, israelii, tklzgeam to tub msvATcn-i HARRisinmo, September 7. Three political State conventions havo been held in this State the past month, and on Thursday, September 26, another, the Union Prohibitory League, will meet in tbe hall of the House of Repre sentatives. The league does not intend placing candidates in the field, but to co-operate with existing political parties in placing men In office who favor, and will contribute their in fluence toward tbe enforcement of prohibitory measures and the adoption of more stringent statutes to lessen tbe evils of the liquor traffic A branch of the league has been formed In this county, of which ex-Iiepresentatlve Jack son, formerly of Mercer, is President. Corfele, one rf Gearta's aewtt Mm, slteated ia Dooly eoaatyvff'a ptaM vrMlft olStbnttraiSatL1'!?!: While Mr. Chambers, sfJmat Mowaaateeatlatbe Utebee aarlttMalbaaa babe attracted tbe mother's ittanSJoiLiiidTT going to the child she foaid 73aalid bitten it on the ey ends, whiea were MeedtoK. At Saademille, Ga., last week, M. H. Bird was eajsaged la pteoiog x spoke bf Ase ka of a wheel when H broke from tbe tap of hammer, and aratenie ball feH out .on the floor. The spokes came from North CaroUsa. and It Is fnvcosod that tbe ball taut nnihTN: I tho woeeltiaee tbe trying days of 18 and 1886. As a paasesger train thundered along -near AUeytoa, Newaygo Coaaty Jtich., the other day a large boMbeaded eagle arose frost beside the traek and tried to fly aetata the rails ahead of the train, bat It was Mraekbythe engine and was tedcedogatatt a eyJiaderhead. The engineer then west forward aa aaetwed it. The bird measured six feet.fssa Me to Us across its wings. t The discovery of the corieaa foe save is Ashley Valley, la the Bocky MeaBaw,'ee tmues to attract attention. TeaMkaaalLwW has just returned to Salt Lake City frefflt ere, says that in the hitter part -of August he feasd in the cave a section oi ice 25 feet high and 98 , feet thick at the base, A small lake was aJeo discovered. One of the rooms la the eave was over 1.200 feet long. The party whe weat ia with Mitchell were bound together saaek after the fashion of Alpine climbers. tfifly-.five years ago a Eoeklaasl, Me., youth of 20 wrote a letter to ose ot tbe glrfa ia school. The sudden appearance of the teaofcer up that way frightened him and he taeked tie missive between the laths of the pait-HIoa be hind him. The schoolhouse was tera down the other day and the letter was recovered by the writer. No doubt be found it interested, bat not half so much sos an instantaaeeas view of the old gentleman's mind as he read It would hare been, were such a thing possible. The most interesting exhibit at tbe Bockvllle (Ind.) fair was the miniature loco motive, made by "Wilbert Blue, of Moatezaaa. It was not a representation, but a real, werkfag locomotive, with all parts attached, and capa ble of being fired up and run with steam. 1 Every piece of this engine was made by Mr. Blue daring odd times at his home. He made the models, did bis own casting, In fact, "built her from the ground up." The young gentle man has never been employed ia any machine shop, nor has he had any practical experience. He Is a professional musician and piano tuner. At Ila, Ga., something was seen in the dead hours of the night near Mr. JXBorough's mil a few nights ago which resembled a human form. While some of the citizens were seining below the mill this ghostlike form was seen b ura, nut oeiore tney approached it a young couple passed the road on their return from preaching in a few feet from the ghost, which did not retreat. Itwas observed to be ot imHp' stature,hazel-eyed and black-haired. The male driven by tbe joungouple took fright, at the Btrange object and attempted to run. bnt was checked by the young man. The lady was no donbt as much surprised as frightened to see such an object at that time. Stage murders with guns and pistols art often ridiculous farces. The black-hearted villain fires at the flies and the persecuted hero facing him drops "dead." To escape the ridicu lous in this 11ns of stage effort a new weapon has been Invented by M. Philiippe, Secretary of the Souffes Parlsiennes, Paris. It contains a Ions spiral spring, which carries a needle at the end. The piece is loaded by compressing tbe spring, which is retained by a simple mechanism and Inserting in the muzzle a cork, which contains a charge of fulminating mercury. On pulling the trigger the sprrnc is released and the needle strikes the fulminate, wblch explodes, blowinsrtbe cork into dust. It Is said that these guns can be leveled directly at any person and discharged without risk. Yisitprs to Danfnskie Island, off the Georgia coast, during the summer, tell of the roosting and brooding places of .the cranes on the island. Storks, cranes and bitterns spend the day, along Jhe estuaries ot the seacoast, and wade and fly over the miles and miles of salt marshes. A gentleman who was on the island a few days ago said tbat he was ignorant of the habits of the sea fowl, and one evening near twilight he was returning to his quarters, and when passing near a dense thicket he heard a great chattering, and many of 'the voices sounded like those of humans. Besting his gun he listened attentively, and finally came to the conclusion that it was a colony of cranes. He threw a stick into the thicket, when, with a wild shriek and screech, some 100 or COO cranes flow ont, circled about a while, and, having re covered from their frlsht, settled down again from sight, still keeping up their chatter ?"d. clatter. OIERKY MOMENTS. TKI-STATE TRIFLES. nfHir-i liaaaiiirisWi! ftaaaJaaJrft An Ad for Chicago. From the Washington Post.; We shall expect now to see Chicago sot her self up as an intelligent center, and point with pride to the fact that she cannot find 12 citi zens sufficiently ignorant to be entitled to sit as jurors? in tho Cronin case. A VACATION ROMANCE., Across the fields as we idly strolled, In the cloudless summer day. The winds were waiting the rare perfume From the meadows of new mown hay. And our hearts were still, as our lips kept time To out steps on tbat pleasant way. And'down where the brook like a wayward child Hushes on o'er the pebbly floor. And sprinkles tbe rocks with. Its diamond spray, And ripples along the shore. We stopped at the crossing; I gave him my hand, And trustingly followed him o'er. And when, in the twilight, we eaine again: Oar lips for the once were still. And he held my hand as we crossed the stream, And hardly against my will; For I gave my heart where I gave my hand, At the foot of the noisy rill. And when In the shade of tbe vine-clad porch We parted, it seemed to me. The stars were twinkling in rare delight, Though I'm sure no eye could see x If the spot on my cheek had a crimson blush, And my heart" an ecstacy. At Sidney, O., while workmen were grading a street on a high hill a huge stone wall was un earthed, whero no one ever saw buildings. It Is about ten feet wide on top. Increases in width as the excavations are made, and Is sup posed to be about 20 feet high. It is built of "niggerheads," of which 800 loads have been hauled out. Tbe hill at the point of discovery is 70 feet above tho'Ievel of the town. Tho stones were found about four feet under tbe surface, being accidentally struck while cut ting a grade. It is supposed to be the work of moundbuilders. A West Chester young man cured himself of the whistling habit by chewing g'um. Mns. Jacob Hoffert, of Lower Saucon, near Allentown, returned borne the other day, and found her 2-year-old child on the kitchen floor playing with a blacksnake. Two other snakes were in the room, and all were killed by the child's mother. The knives of a mowing machine at Perki omcnville, Montgomery county, cut into tbree picres a 15-foot blachsnake that has frequented the vicinity .for 15 years. The head of an empty barrel, on wblch T. P. Kline, of Eastern Salisbury.iwas seated, broke, and Kline fell in. He was held a prisoner In bis own barn for several hours. A cORBBeroNDENT of the Harrlsburg Teh graph has seen an .ear of corn four feet long, and weighing 36 pounds in Ida county, Iowa. Thousands of blackbirds make a roosting ground of the old Allentown Fair Grounds. A Wheelix o saloon keeper announces his intention of voting the prohibition ticket hereafter. . . The dude is like an engine in that he car ries a head light. Troy Press. There is nothing so holy (and inexpen sive) as a lister's love. Halifax CtironicU. The little swell always likes to reach the great wave of popularity. Kearney Enterprise. It takes a swell lot of men to make a success of a dried apple traiUHochesttr Post Erprtss. Considering how little the bell knows, it Is wonderful bow much It has tolled. Merchant Traveller. A man who has a cent leit after all his debts are paid Is like a theatrical advance agent one sent xhtsi.-CMcago Qlobe. Hie jacet Thomas Jones, A promlslngnrnplre, Who said in fearless tones, Three strikes, ' and went up higher. f-CMcago Stat. Briggs I suppose yon took your roll in the surf every day when you were at the sea shore? Braggs Certainly not. Heft It at the hotel.-Terrt Uautt Express. "Miss Grace is a beauty, isn't she?" 'Yes, and she knows It, too." "What makes you think that?" '.Because Iteldherso myself." ZK Ciiucn. "Beg pardon; yonr face seems familiar. Haven't I met you somewhere before!" Quite possible. I'm a Conscientious Scruple. I'm attendlnz tbe Cronin trial." "Shake; same here. I'm a Fixed Opinion." Chicago Seici. Good Ones Are Scarce. Hopwood Knox, did I ever tell you the story aboutthe Judge and bis coon dog? Knox 1 don't remember. Was It a good one? Hopwood-Yes, a mighty good story. Knox Then you never told It to me. Sew Tort Truth. He stepped up and wrote on a Chicago register. "J. Blnis, Worla's Fair City." Hotel Clerk Where Is that city located, please? Guest New York, of coarse. Hotel Clerk,-Um, yes. Front, show the gentleman up to 2411. Utteenth floor. Elevator out of order, sir. Kearney En terprise. Papa (to little Ethel) Do yon know, dear, that the one bright star you see above me la ' bigger than all the earth? Ktbel-Oh, no, papa, that can't bel Papa-Bat it Is. my dear. Kthel -Then why doesn't It keep off the rain. Ptex Me Up. 1 Chicago merchant (scowling at book agent)-I have no time to look at your Bibles; I have 4u at home. Hook agent But you have none Ilk this. Tbis has a wbole page la the family record for divorces, and Chicago merchant O, that's dirertnt. Why didn't you speak up la tbe first place. You may leave me a couple. Sim Tork UtraU. tmimmmimiMM: lit