"Sf'OT v ;,. swi r W.- ' -- -,y ftsWS, THE PITTSBURG- DISPATCH. -'SAtuedat; SEPTEMBER,' m;, gr? Nn Place LikE Home. Summer, with all its pleasures, its outdoor parties, seashore and country excursions, is now at an end, and all are returning to town sur feited with amusement of that sort. The first thing a man does upon returning home Is to look about him to see thafnothlng is missing from its place, and nine times out of ten be finds there is something missing. But it is a matter easily remedied. AU he has to do to make his borne all his heart desires is to step to the telephone, pick up a postal card or send a messenger down to the offico of TtiE Pittsburg Dispatch and order his paper delivered at his door bright and early every moraine. "When that is done he begins to realize again that life Is worth the living, and that after all, there is Nn Place Like Homa ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1846. YoLH i.o.212. 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PITTSBURG. SATURDAY, SEP. 7. 1SS8. TWELVE PAGES THE LIBRARY CASE. The movement made on behalf of the Pittsburg Library Association, to intervene in the sale of the Library Hall buildings, raises a complication of legal qnestions with regard to the relative rights of the Library, the Library Hall Company and the mort gagee, -which are outside of the province of the press. The determination of those rights may be left to the courts, and cannot be de bated with much profit outside of the court room. It is, however, a pertinent matter of pub lic discussion to say that any proper move ment to save the property for the ends to which it was created will be entitled to the public sympathy. The work of' putting up the Library Hall, designated and under stood as it was, to be for the benefit of the library, was a commendable one. That it has been prevented by adverse conditions from yielding any support to that public work, has been a matter of regret for which no one was to be held especially responsible. But it would be especially un fortunate, just at the time when the proper ty has begun to yield a revenue in excess of the interest on the bonds, and to hold out a prospect that it may fulfill the purposes de fined in its charter, to have those public purposes defeated by the foreclosure of the property. If such a misfortune can be averted the public will be glad to see it done. Proper ties created for beneficial ends should, if possible, be maintained strictly for their or iginal purposes. WOESE THAU WE ABE The explosion of a dynamite cartridge fac tory at Antwerp, so far as shown by the de tails received by cable, is, io addition to the ruin which is wrought, decidedly subver sive of the general idea that the public safe ty is more carefully protected abroad than in this hasty nation. According to the re ports received by cable, this dangerous in dustry was located in a crowded quarter near petroleum warehouses, where an explo sion must inevitably be attended by disas trous results. It is satisfactory to believe that no city in this country would have per. mitted such dangerons conditions to con tinue, to the natural climax of the destruc tion of 200 lives and millions of dollars' worth of property. "We are bad enough sometimes; but we have more regard for the public safety than is shown by this disas ter to have existed among the conservative Dutch. BATHEB LATE JOB BELIEF. To the public generally to those who put ' money in rival telephone enterprises only to be enjoined, particularly the news that the Government now feels pretty confident of having a good case against the Bell monop oly comes tinged with an autnmn melan choly. The Bell people have1 had control of the market until the patent is nearly run out. They have got the courts to shut up every other company. Every city has its rcminiscenses of other telephone enterprises upon which the strong and asphyxiating hand of the law was laid as soon as started. The Bell Company also has watered its stock indefinitely and levied charges on the public to the extent the directors pleased. The "hello" service in places and at times has been as exasperatingly indifferent to cus , tomers needs as monopoly service of any sort is apt to become on occasions. What poor comfort can now be extracted from the intimation that the Government thinks it has a sure case'against the Bell concern on the ground of fraud in getting the patent, must surely smack of irony. This view is not lessened by the added statement that it is by establishing the priority of the telephone of Daniel Draw baugh that the Government hopes to succeed. This is the same inventor who 'was hustled out of court when he originally contested for the honor 13 years ago. It is a late recompense that is promised. 13 MORALITY SO AWFUL! In a recent criticism on art, Philip. Gil bert Hamerton asserts that it is the extreme energy and activity of their moral sense that prevents the English from understand ing art. They insist too much upon veracity, and count upon their industry and consciousness as meritsto be counted before art itself. Mr. Hamerton rightly says that Mr. Buskin's teachings have encouraged this subordination of everything in art to morality, and whether be is right in his conclusions he certainly speaks truly when he says that the English artists have a healthy attachment for morality, hile the tt Bippwls. French school has not. The essence of his contention is that the English idea, because it is generally speaking moral, is lower than the Parisian ideal, which is artistic. m Setting aside the question as Mr. Hamer ton asks and answers it, we may pause to inquire whether after all it is not a gain to art to be allied to the pure and truthful? Mr. Hamerton would have us believe that it is not. Evidently he believes that the products of the Parisian ateliers are im measureabiy superior to the work of En glish artists, and why? Because they are devoid of morality, because they are not pervaded with a passionate affection for na ture, and because they are altogether,.so Mr. Hamerton says, of the kingdom of art. In a word this critic exalts paganism as a roof to the temple of art, Morality is a dreadful thing to him to be kept out of the artist's studio, out of his heart, his im agination, hft pallette, at all hazards. Poor morality 1 Mr. Hamerton and his friends of Paris are doing their best to warn their brethren all over the world of your terrible attributes. The truly artistio Parisians have cast her from them and she is supposed to have fallen like Lucifer to rise no more. All the same we shall be surprised if she does not find a home still in England and the United States. "We have not learned yet to regard morality as a certain unmen tionable potentate of the nether world is said to look on holy water. NATIONAL WATER B0UTES. The indorsement of the project for a ship canal from the upper Ohio to Lake Erie, to gether with a similar indorsement of the plan for freeing the Monongahela from tolls, put the "Water "Ways Convention at Cincin nati in line with Pittsburg's vital enter prises. The indorsement may be regarded as somewhat detracted from by the fact that the same body indorsed the Hennepin Canal project. But the fact is that the Hennepin Canal, the improvement of the Mississippi and the two Pttsburg projects are all propositions of national scope and import ance.. By making common cause with each other, and throwing off the incubus of mill dam and frog-pond appropriations, they can place themselves on a basis to command respect and attention. A project which would create a connected circuit of water ways throughout the "West would he no mean one to lay before the next Congress. THE BTVAL MOTORS. "While Pittsburg is extending its system of traction street railways other cities are de veloping, to a considerable extent, systems of electric transit Our community was one of the pioneers in .the early experiments in the electric line, and some of the primitive efforts have developed into the electrio roads which will soon connect Pittsburg with Allegheny and its northern suburbs Nevertheless it is an inferesting illustration of the different ways in which the same,sub ject may be looked at by practical men. that while Pittsburg is tending away from the electric method of propulsion other cities are strongly setting in its direction. Cleveland has pnt in successful operation an electric line on what was previously its. principal street railway line, and the results of experience on that line have led to a general adoption of electric cars on all the street railroads of that city. In New York the storage battery system has been under experiment for severil months, and news paper reports credit it with great success. It is a conceded point that if electrical roads can be operated with the same prac tical success and anything like a parity of expense with the cable roads, the much smaller amount of capital required for them will insure their success. The hills which most of our street car lines are required to surmonnt may make a factor largely in creasing the cost of producing adequate electric power for this purpose. "With due allowance for this difierence, it is still a singular feature of the times that while other cities are largely going into electric lines, Pittsburg is largely going into the traction system. The respective wisdom of the two policies can only be determined after years of ex perience, b ut Pittsburg can at least lay this consideration to her credit, that she has a system whose utility is demonstrated be yond question. Even if electricity should, in the future prove to be the superior and most economical motive power, our city will possess roadways and conduits that are adaptable to electricity and superior in solidity to those of the ordinary electric roads. A DISCOTJBAQING S10BY. The story irom Buffalo that Graham's re ported feat in going over Niagara Palls was a complete sham, is of the sort that raises the pathetic inquiry whether there is no virtue extant even in the business of tumbling down cataracts. To assert that the ambition of being known as the cham pion idiot of the country, betrayed an aspiring soul to make a sham tumble and to be really launched in his barrel below the falls, is to exalt Graham b good sense iu one respect; but it still leaves him in the atti tude of seeking a bogus reputation of fool ishness. Of course the answer is ready that this story is the weak invention of some rival who has only succeeded in abrading himself against the "Kicks of the rapids. Nevertheless the story must destroy the public faith in human nature, and to incnl culate the most gloomy views of a world in which even the falls jumpers are alleged to be bogus. SPBECEELS' VEBBAL VIG0B. 'It is interesting to read in our Eastern cotemporaries very outspoken interviews with Mr. Claus Spreckels, the great sugar r . -ll J J- ! 1 Z manuiacmrer, wun reguru ki ma uusinesLhpr nf the new Democratic weeiciy. me itatlnn. , i 1 A- I n T, r. ..!. t.a an-Anmnr.a tn.4a j policy, when he puts his new sugar refinery in Philadelphia into active operation. Mr. Spreckels declares thatall reports of friendly relations between himself and the Sugar Trust are unqualified lies; that he is going to fight the trust so long as he lives; and that the big refinery which he has built for his sons will be managed by them in accord ance with his business policy of eternal and unyielding antagonism to the monopoly. If Mr. Spreckels fulfills about twenty-five per cent of, his declarations the control of the Sugar Trust is definitely terminated. But the public, in view of the wide dis crepancy which frequently makes itself ap parent between promise and performance, will await the actual fulfillment of his declarations before banking very unreserv edly upon the promise of beet sugar. Never theless the most cynical view of Mr. Spreck els' declaration indicates that the Sugar Trust has got to pay him for his alliance. Thus it shows the weak point of the trust in offering a premium upon new refineries which are bound to come into existence so long as the combination policy sustains prices at a non-competitive level. The news that the Government of Russia has forbidden the Hebrew schoolmasters of Odessa to teach, impresses the lesson that with all our faults, and subject to all the disadvantages of .practical politics, it worth while to live in a free country. It is rather interesting to find some of our esteemed cotemporaries taking the position that the stock operating firm that went into bankruptcy in New York this week, deserves little sympathy because it was on the short side" of the market. There being lio especial reason why people have not as good a right to bet that stocks will go down as to bet that they will go up, a logical yiew of the case would be to assert the absence of ground for sympathy because the firm under consideration did nothing but bet on the market, whichever way it went. The arrangements appear to be completed for a new railroad line between Pittsburg and the lakes. "When we can get our long-fought-for Eastern trnnk ' line through, Pittsburg will be pretty well supplied with competing 'roads. TnE official Turkish statement of the troubles in Crete attributes them all to the bloodthirsty and disorderly character of the Christians of that island, , who wantonly attack peaceable and unoffending Mnssul men, and get themselves killed in order to bring the Turkish Government into dis repute: which begins to look as if the Cretan Christians were of very much the same suicidal and incomprehensible character as the Southern negroes, according to the "White Leaguers' views. Congressman "W. L. Scott, having won sixty thousand dollars on one of his race horses, ought to be able to let his miners in Illinois and elsewhere, have enough wages to fit them for making a good record in the mining of coaL It is interesting to learn from corres pondents that New York's District Attorney, Mr. Fellows, recently won immense ap plause by his clever conduot of a Bham pros ecution at a fashionable gathering at one of the hotels at Bichfidd Springs. This must be an agreeable variety for District Attor ney Fellows. His last appearance in the role of a sham prosecutor has won anything but applause from the spectators and com mentators upon his official achievements. The sensational disclosures of that Ham ilton scandal in the East, evoke a good deal of editorial comment; but all is said when it is stated that it gives us a vivid and realistic idea-of the disgusting contents of the sewage of society. "We are pained to observe that the esteemed New York Press, in publishing a communi cation with reference to the Hamilton-Burr duel, states in its headline that it is from "one of George "Washington's descendants." It being a part of the history of this country that the Father of his country had no other children than the grateful nation, a little more accuracy is desirable in speaking of the descendants of his brothers and cousins. The "Waterways Convention at Cincin nati adopted a timely attitude in favor not only of the maintenance but of the improve ment of the natural water courses. The new Constitution of North Dakota declares logrolling in Legislatures to he bribery. This is not a bad definition; but "until the Constitution makers solve the problem of punishing both the logrolling and bribery, when they are committed by influential people, the abolition of tho evil will be as far off as ever. The cool wave has vindicated the Signal Service this time. The weather seems to have a spite against the Exposition. Its persistent attack apon the Music Festival has been renewed at the opening of the present show. But we do not think that the bad weather, can last all the while that the Exposition will be open. PEOPLE OP PROMINENCE. It is prsposed to erect a monument to the distinguished f ormulator of the laws of storms, Matthew Fontaino Maury, in Washington in 1S92. " The widow of President James K. Polk re ceived many visitors on her 80th birthday, Wednesday last. Her mental vigor Is remark able. Mrs. TJ. S. Grant, who accompanied her son, Minister Fred Grant, to Vienna, is home sick, and she will soon return to this country, and spend tho coming winter in Washington. Edward Bellamy, author of "Looking Backward," was born in Chicopee, Mass., in 1650, and still lives there. His father was a clergyman, and Bellamy has been a journalist. Judge E. R. Hoab. of Massachusetts, President Grant's Attorney General, celebrat ed on Tuesday the fiftieth anniversary of his admission to tho bar and the fortieth annivers ary of bis first taking a seat on the bench. Seventeen negro babies in Atlanta havo been christened Benjamin Harrison. The President's Secretary has written letters to the parents of the babes thanking them for the compliment, and expressing kind wishes for the welfare of the children. Justice Miller, of Iowa, and Justice Field, of California, are the two men now on the Supreme Bench who owe their places to President Lincoln. The other two whom he appointed, David Davis and Noah H. Swayne, are dead. Justice Miller is nearly 75 years old. William E. Henley, who ;has won recog nition as a poet, was a laborer of dissipated habits, it is stated, when an accident that crushed both his legs laid him up at a hospital, where he came under the influence of Robert Louis Stevenson. He now ranks many of the most brilliant English writers among his friends. QUAY. FOE PEESIDENT. The New Democratic Paper of Washington Bacccati Him for Tbnt Position. rSPZCIAL TEL0VM TO THE DISPATCH.l wktttnrton. SeDtember 6. The first nm-. "' - - .. .. V- ul Democrat, made its appearance to-day under auspices very favorable for its brilliant success. Mr. Edmund Hudson, late of the Capital, and 'correspondent of the Boston Herald, and Mr. Fred Perry Powers, one or tne amest or Wash ington correspondents, are the leading proprie tors and editorial writers. The project has re ceived the most earnest encouragement from eminent Democrats in every part of the coun try. The new weekly is a large eight-pago pa per and very neatly printed. The initial number contains along editorial artlslo on Senator Quay as a Presidental can didate, criticising some of his methods, bnt giving him credit for great sagacity, and sug gesting that the Republicans might as well em body the President and the President maker in one person. The article closes with the assumption that with Quay in the Presidency that omce would at least be relieved-of cant and hypocrisy. - i : Bachelor Aro Failures. From the Inter Oreah.l The Kansas City Exenlng Ifeus says: "A matrimonial fever has taken bold of Kansas City and is spreading rapidly." Well, It is a good fever to spread. A young man don't be gin life properly until be has persuaded some good, honest girl to help him. More than that, he, as a rule, makes a great failure In life while a bachelor. There is no man more to be pitied than the homeless, childless old bache lor. ., A New Rollins: Mill In Ohio. Cambridge, O., "September 6 Arrange ments were practically completed to-day whereby a roiling mill plant using natural gas I fuel and employing 125 hands, will be estab- mneu nere at once. THE TOPICAL TALKEB. Rural Visitors la Plenty An Echo of Dress Reform Cool Dr. B . THE country excursionists are really showing greater eagerness than the dwellers In the two cities to see the Exposition. Yesterday after noon, though there were not very many people in the Exposition, almost all who were there hailed fromrural parts. A rather startling re minder of the presence of one countryman im pressed me with this fact. I was standing well out of the way of passers-by, as I thought, in the aisle, and lost in admiration at the speed with which some men were unpacking cases of candy, when a sharp-pointed body penetrated my back. It was only an amiable farmer's um brella carried at right angles under the arm as the owner opened his mouth and shut up his senses. When Manager Wilt went back of the stage to apologize to Mrs. Jenness Miller for the un intentional presence of Mr. Voeghtlin, the scene painter, and -is assistant on the lofty painting bridge above the stage during the very secret section of her address, he found the lady in the best of humor. She accepted his apology with a smile, and added: "There was nothing that a man might not see without any fnss being made about it but I was bouna to protest against the presence of men or my own sex would not credit me with a bit of modesty." The modesty and refinement of Mrs. Miller aro established In the spirit and form of her lecture. Her return to Pittsburg Is one of the pleasant certainties of the season. "Some men are possessed of amazing cool ness as well as courage," said a New York at torney to me yesterday. "I had a Very striking instance of such a combination brought before me a few weeks ago. With some ladles and a certain Dr. B who is well-known every where as a very clever surgeon and anatomist, 1 went to see 'Booth's Baby' at the Madison Square Theater. It was rainln- a little when we came out of the theater and we all got into a back and drove over to Delmonico's to supper. When we got out Dr. B asked the hackman how much the fare was, and he said, Two dollars.' The doctor looked a little vexed and offered the driver a dollar, which he refused to take. "All right,' said Dr. B , watt a moment,' and he accompanied us into the dining room and saw that we were seated before he returned to the hackman. I followed him. He offered the jehu a dollar again, but he refused It, ask ing surlily for $2. With that Dr. B , who is a small man, seized the hackman, a big bulking fellow, by the thrqat with one hand and ground bis clenched fist into his, the hackman's, face. The hackman was completely mastered in a moment and yelled like a spanked child. The doctor released his victim, gave him the dollar, pulled down his right coat sleeve, which had rucked up, and taking my arm walked into Del monico's. When we rejoinei the ladies afew seconds later. Dr. B 's face was as placid and angelicas a baby's. There was not a tremor in bis face or a sign of excitement in bis manner. I do not wonder that he has won fame as a sur geon. He has the nerve to 'do anything he wants to without incurring the least agitation.'1 THE WE0NG PEIS0NEE EELEASED. A Comedy of Errors. That Kept on Innocent Man In Jail. CniCAOO, September 6. A comedy of errors has been enacted at the county jail for the'last six weeks, but the plot was so involved that it did not become known until the last act was played in Judge TuthlU's court yesterday after noon. In the latter part of July two meu, each bearing the name of John Conley, were impris oned in the jail, one charged with larceny and the other with assault. The July grand jury heard the evidence in both cases and returned an indictment for the assault and "no bill" in the other case. An order was sent to the jail for the discharge of the John Conley held for larceny, but in mistake his namesake was given his liberty, and John Conley, who was not guilty of larceny, was lodged and boarded at the expense of the county for six weeks loneer than he was entitled to be. The mistake was not discovered until the as sault case was called in Judge Tuthilt's court, and State's Attorney Elliott sent over to the jail for the defendant. The prosecuting witness in the case was a watchman at the Lake Shore yards. As soon as the prisoner was brought into the court the witness exclaimed: "Why, that is not the man!" After a little investiga tion the facts related were brought out and Conley was discharged. He did not appear at all grieved over his false imprisonment. A capias was issued for the other Conley, who had profited by the mistaken identity. A EEM1NDEE OP SLATEET DATS. An Aged Colored Woman MeetsHer Former Dlistrcss After BInny Venn. tSI'SCIAL TELEQEAU TO TUB DISFATCn.I Washington, September 6. The village.of Anacostia, across the Eastern Branch, which is chiefly distinguished as the home of Fred crick Douglass, has just furnished a pathetic little incident recalling the days of slavery. Mrs. Susan Bryan, of Prince George's county, Md., aged 82 years, came into possession by in heritance when a young woman of a large number of slaves, among whom was one named Caroline Henson, now SC years of age, who had been reared from childhood by Miss Julia Lan ham, also of Prince George's county, and often as a child played with her later owner. Caro line's husband was owned by a neighbor planter and relative. Dr. Edward Bryan, who in 1833 moved with his family and effects to Mississippi. The two slaves were given the privilege to go or stay, but the attachment for tho master be ing stronger than that for husband or wife, the husband followed his master to Misslssippi.and was lone since buried near him at Vicksburar. while Caroline remained in Maryland. About, 40; years ago she was given ber liberty, and dur alltbe Intervening years had not met Mrs. liryan.nor did cither know the other was living till a few days ago, when Caroline learned that Mrs. Brjan was visiting relatives ,here, and passing the house recognized her face at the window. On beinc ushered into the presence of her former mistress, the two aged women gave vent to their feelings and wept freely in their em braces, and together tlfoy traversed in memory tho family events for three-quarters of a cen tury. A BOY BECOMING OSSIFIED. An Indiana Youth feafferlnu Prom a Most Remarkable Aliment. ' Columbus, Ind., September 8. Amos Her old, a 12 year-old boy living near Trafalgar, Johnson county, is suffering from a most re markable ailment His knee joints, ankles and jaws have become cemented together with a bony substance, and he is now in an almost bripless condition. The boy has been afflicted with the strange disease almost two years, and has received all nourishment during that time through a tube inserted in his mouth by the removal of a tooth. THE JODENET OP A BOTTLE. Thrown Into tho English Channel It Is Found on Holland's Const. COLtrMRTjs, lND.,Septembcr ft James Zoller, a citizen of Greensburg. went to France a few months ago, and in crossing the English Chan nel he wrote a note, sealed it iu a bottle and threw it Into the water. Tho note said: "The finder will please return to the writer, James M. Zoller. Greensbdrc, Ind., 17. S. A." The mother of Mr. Zoller, who wrote the note, has just received a letter, written by a French man, who lives on the coast of Holland, which states that be picked up the bottle iu which was inclosed the note on the morning of July 15. The Kn! Suspects, From the Chicago Mall.l Tho average stranger passing through tho city will find some difficulty in deciding, to his own satistaction, who is being tried in the Cronin case. As matters stand now the unfor tunate talesmen seem to be about the only peo ple suspected of having at any time known any thing of tho conspiracy. A Modest Ambition. From tho Lcwlston Journal.) A Malno boy, afterward a millionaire, is re membered as the author of this touching as piration: "I wish 1 had all the gold which could bo contained In all the bags which could be made by a cart load of needles." He died rich but dissatisfied and unhappy. DEATHS OF A DAY. General Ward. CottaosCitt, MASS., September 6. -General Rodney C Ward, of Brooklyn, died at the Oak J31UHS V1UUUVUBQ IUIM ICiUVVU V JiHilttVa ou mail pouch. ' Streets and Conn Homes. " To the Editor of The Dispatch: Tbe state of affairs as to street grades and pavements about the two new Court Houses seems to be unsatisfactory to everybody. Judge White considers it a nuisance for juries not to hear his charges, and has induced tbe grand jury to present this as an obstruction of justice. And, at the other Court House on Smltbfleld street, Mr. Malone threatens that when he has it finished he will sit down In its best parlor in his easy chair and never open it, but keep on sitting there until the streets are graded and paved with asphalt or some other elastic substance. Wonder If a case of conspiracy could not be made out against Judge White and M. L. Malone? Tbey would seem to be acting in concert to compel the city and county authorities to do something; Concert of aetion can readily be proved against them, and if the acts which they want 'done are unlawful, or even if lawful, and the method they are pursuing to accomplish their purpose is unlawful, either way the case of criminal conspiracy against these two officials would be complete. Deemed Terr Important. But, jesting aside, the matter is a very im portant one. Tbe expedient of covering the pavements with sawdust, or plastering them with asphalt, can afford no permanent remedy. The grade of Fifth avenue and Ross and Grant streets should be lowered to correspond with the grade of Diamond street. This would make the objectionably noisy streets eight to ten feet lower than they are now, relatively to the court rooms, and render tbe noise measure ably imperceptible. That Is the only perma nent remedy that can be applied at the County Court House. Besides, tbe city and county should have some regard to appearances, and the everlasting fitness ot things. If it is a proud distinction to possess the finest County Court House In tbe United Btates, how absurd to leave it in its present lop-sided condition, in regard to the streets. The people have borrowed and spent 3,000,000 in it con struction, according to a plan which contem plated the lowering of Fifth avenue and Grant and Ross, at least to a level with its base course, and can it be possible that it is to be left for all time iu its present unseemly condi tion, merely to save a few thousand dollars in not carrying oat the original plan? But besides tbe eyesores and inconveniences which these objectionable humps cause to the Court House, other considerations demand their removal; to obtain easier grades for all purposes that streets are used for Is one of them, and a very important one. Another reason Is the obstruction which tho present condition interposes to building and Improve ments. The common sense of property holders admonishes them that these humps will not be allowed to remain forever, and this deters them from pulling down tbe present dilapidated structuies and erecting such buildings as the present progress in architecture demands for such prominent localities. Effect of It. v If these humps were removed and tbe grades finally established, we would doubtless in a very short time have splendid office buildings of eight or more stories in height at the corners of Fifth and Grant, and buildings of pro portionate respectability all along the streets in question. It was unfortunate that the adtators for the removal of the humps when they Introduced the ordinances into Councils a year ago, asked too ranch. They asked a cut from 18 to IS feet, while 8 or 10 feet, or just as much as would bring the surface of tho street to a level with the base course of the Court House, was all that was needed. The deeper cut raised such vigorous opposition from tbe Cathedral people, and other property owners, on account of the serious damage it would do their property, that the- ordinances were defeated, and tbe matter was left in the present unsettled condition, much to the disgust even of the property hold ers, as well as tbe public. Now would be the proper time for the City Councils and Mr. Blgelow and the County Commissioners to act, and act promptly and effectively. The County Commissioners take much credit to themselves, ou account of the Court House and its fine condition, and Mr. Bigelow will get deserved praise from tbe pub lic for the fine park he has succeeded in raking in from the remnants of the city's property sur rounding the Hlland Reservoir. It only remains now, for him and the County Commissioners to procure the removal of the humps In question, in order to secure the ever lasting gratitude of this community. Citizen, Pittsburg, September 6. New York City's Generosity. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Hold the World's Fair ot 1892 in New York City? Certainly. All alone and unassisted. Its citizens have succeeded in raising the stupend ous sum of about $23,000 to defray the expenses of the Fair; they have graciously decided to allow Congress to pay the balance and have re fused to allow tbe buildings to be erected in Central Park for fear the grass will be spoiled. Sucb unexampled generosity should not go un rewf rdfdL If these reasons are not entirely sufficient, a glance at tbe city's past record will at once dis pel any faint lingering doubt, which we might entertain in regard to her capacity to take care of and make a success of the Fair. It shows she has always been of the same unselfish and liberal disposition. How quickly was raised the necessary funds to build a monument to Gen eral Grant; what excellent caro she Is now taking of his tonibl With what unselfishness New York under took to build a pedestal on which to erect the Goddess of Liberty statue, an- with what sweet assurance and unexampled coolness she asked tbe citizens of the United States to pay for it; meanwhile claiming tho entire credit. How pressingly the metropolis invited the Pennsylvania State troops to take part in the Washington centennial parade, and with what kind hospitality, when they accepted and came, she told them to lodge and board themselves or starve! What great managers New Yorkers have shown themselves to be! What a grand success the Washington centennial ball was and with what great propriety it was con ducted! What honest and incorruptible Judges and officials that city possesses! How can we conscientiously reiuse ner cooi ana mouest re quest? By all means give the lair to New York. Oh, yes! Give her the earth if she but asics ior it, oa uu.ua. Pittsburo, September 6. Flowers on FIs Trees. To thn Editor of The JJIspatcn: In an item credited to a California paper, and recently published in The Dispatch, the statement was made that the fig is utterly un like any other fruit. In that it has no blossom. This'statemcnt is incorrect. Tbe receptacle of the flower, which is the apex- of tbe flower stalk, from which the organs of tho flower grow, or into which thov are inserted in the fig extends over and around tbe flowers, which are almost Inclosed within it. If the light and air fail to reach tbe flowers they would not come to perfection, and the fruit would in turn be imperfect. The fact alone that figs contain seeds would assure us they have blossoms of some kind. A better description than I have given of a fir blossom I quote from Gray's Botany: "Flowers of both kinds mixed, lining the in side of a fleshy receptacle, or hollow flower stalk, which ripens into what seems a berry. The receptacle of a strawberry is convex, of a fig concave. In tbe former we have tbe seeds on the outside: in the latter on the Inside." E. L. HOLAX. Allegheny, September 6. The Shah Wonnded. From the Chicago Ilerald.l The Government of Turkey has Inhibited the importation of English newspapers. The Shah dropped a Timet leader on bis corn the other day and he is sore. 3SOP AND THE BEASTS. He sat amonjr the woods; he heard The sylvan merriment: he saw The humors of the beast and bird, The pranks of donkey and of daw, And in the lion and the frog; In all the tribes of swamD and den, In deer and hare, in stork and log. Marked the similitudes of men. "From these, of these, "he cried, "wecome; Our hearts and brains descend from thesel" And lo! tbe beasts no more were dumb, But answered out of brakes and trees. And thus, perchance, their saying ran:. "Nay, not from us your folly springs, O, deeply fallen race of man. Bewildered about empty things! For we have neither hope nor dread, We look not forward nor behind, We lead tho life our fathers led, We live like clouds or streams or wind; ;'For we, have neither doubt nor faith, For we are neither bond nor free; We hear the word that nature salth. And nigh to nature's heart are we. "Behold, wo neither laugh nor weep, Are well content with everything: But ye would fly that scarce can creep. And ye would speak that scarce can sing. Hay, were there cause for moan or mirth Tls we, not you, should sigh or scorn, O, latest children of the earth. Most childUh children earth hath borne." They speak! bnt that misshapen slave Told never of the thing he heard, And unto meu their portraits gave In likenesses of beast and bird. rAnartv i NIWS'OF'TIE METROPOLIS. . UkB the Flack Com. (mCW TOES BUSEAV 8PICX1LS.1 Nsw Yobk, September 6, There was a Flack case in. the Brooklyn courts to-day. Mrs. Julia Bllgh, of Brooklyn, had her husband, John Sligb, arrested to-day on a charge of abandonment. Mr Bllgh is a Republican poli tician, and the proud possessor ot a big '.'pull." He was an Assistant United States Weigher under 'President Arthur,- but went out with the advent ot President Cleveland. Recently he hat been a United States Weigher at the Wall street stores. When Bllgh was arraigned in court to-day he produced a paper whh h'he claimed to be a certificate of a decree of di vorce. He said he got the divorce in Chicago, and it cost blm 55. Tbe decree, he said, liad been granted by the Rlinols Supreme Court, proper notice having been served on Mrs. Bllgh by mail. Mrs. Bligh vigorously denied that she bad ever been served with notice of suit of divorce, or law papers ot any kind. Justice Patterson adjourned the case for a wee Preparing; for Emmons Blaine's Wedding. Emmons Blaine is in town, spending tbe last daysot his bachelorhood in making prepara tions for the great event on the 26th inst. Em mons takes little or no interest In politics. Six. months ago he was elected General Manager of the West Virginia Central Railroad, after hav ing made vt record with the Santa Fe. It was while living In Chicago, as the freight manager ot tbe Santa Fe, that Emmons met Miss Anita McCormlck, whom ha Is to wedsiu Rlenfleld Springs three weeks hence. The honeymoon wlllbe.spent in Secretary Blaino'a house at Ear Harbor, which will be placed entirely at the disposal of tbs young couple. Before going there, however, tbey Intend spending a week journeying in. ex-Senator Davis' private car. West Virginia. Miss McCormlck, It Is said, will be worth a million in her own right on the day of her wedding. A Southern Mayor Buncoed. Mayor M.R. Marks, Mayor of the thriving city of Orlandi, Fla., called at police bead quarters to-day. It was a business call of a rather embarrassing character. Tbe-Major confessed he bad been buncoed. Mayor Marks reached this city a few days ago and made his home at the St, George Hotel, on Broadway. There is scarcely a man of any note in Florida who is not at least an acquaintance of the Major. He was not surprised, th erefore, when a dapper young man stepped up to him, and grasping him cordially by the hapd said effu sively: "Good day. Colonel." "Major, If yon please, sir; Major Marks, of Orlando," the Southerner replied, innocently, having a faint idea that he had met the dapper young man somewhere In the Sunny Sduth. "I am glad to see you, Major," responded the stranger, "aid how is my old friend Judge Hughes, of Jack sonville?" Now it seems that Judge Hughes, of Jacksonville, is one of the Major's best friends, and the stranger, who claimed to be a nephew of that judicial personage, readily won bis way into tbe confidence of Major Marks. Tbe Major was induced to go to an office on Eighteenth street, and there the dapper young man robbed him of M0, all tbe money tbe Major had. Tbe young man is still missing. r Lawrence Barrett Back From Europe. Lawrence Barrett, tbe tragedian, returned from Europe this morning by the Alter. Mr. Barrett has much improved In health, and he says that he is ready and eager for tho work of this winter. Georso 8. Knlght'a Broken Health. Two years ago worry over the failure of bis piece, "Baron Rudolph," drove George S. Knight, the actor, to tho verge of insanity at San Francisco, and his wife, Sophia Worrall, tbe burlesque actress, and one of tbe famous trio of sisters who were at Woods' Theater, brought him borne and nursed him until be was sane. He has never been the same since, men tally ot physically, and to-day he is at Orange, N. J., stricken with progressive general pare sis. His devoted wife, who began to pay the expenses of his last illness a year ago by dis posing of her diamonds, declines aid, but Is going to star in a Rosina Vokes repertoire, and starts on Monday. Knight was affection ately spoken of to-day by Benjamin A. Baker and John H. W! Byrne, who knew his life his tory. He was the leading exponent ot German comedy in variety theaters. In "Over tbe Garden Wall" be made a barrel of money, to lose it in his pet hobby, "Ua.on Rudolph." Poor Sophia last appeared before the public five weeks ago at Asbury Park, and she is as good an actress as ever. THE CKiTEEION CLUB. Its First Iwn Fete at tbe Old Knox Man sion, on the Southslde. ' The old Knox mansion, in Knoxville, had its memories of old time hospitality and gaiety re vived last night by the lawn fete given by the Criterion Club, of the Southslde. The spacious grounds were beautif ullyllgbtedand decorated. About 150 ladies and gentlemen were present. Supper was furnished by Ken nedy, the caterer, and Gnenthers orchestra supplied excellent music Tbe mansion is the home of the Countess Moutercole, where she spent her childhood days. Happy in Wedlock. Mr. Robert C. Carothers and Miss Maggie J. McKee were united in marriage at 8 o'clock on Thursday evening, at the residence of the bride's mother, on Herron Hill. Tne ceremony was performed by the Rev. R. A. Hill, formerly of tho Seventh Pres byterian Church. But a few relatives and friends of tbe principals were present, and im mediately after the wedding supper the couple repaired to their handsomely furnished future home on Webstar avenue extension. Insurance Agents Banquet. George A. Wood, General Manager for West ern Pennsylvania of the Equitable Life Insur ance Company, gave a banquet last night at tbe Duquesne to tbe agents of the company in his district, Thirty-eight were present, includ ing H. B. Hyde, President of the company, and E. W. Scott, Third Vice President. Caterer Albert Menjou did himself proud on the menu prepared. The table decorations were very beautiful and artistic and the party a jolly one. Their Fourteenth Anniversary. Pride of the West Council No. 15. Jr. O. U. A. M., celebrated its fourteenth anniversary last night with a ball at the Union Rink, in Al legheny. Handsome invitations had been Issued, It was a delightful affair. TKI-STATE TRIFLES. A POX chase will bo one of tbo drawingcards at the Lancaster County Fair. A fox in a box will be dragged around the race course, and the dogs will follow the scent. TniKTT-TiiBBE inches of catchflsh was caught near Norristown by W. W. Potts. It measured six inches between tbe eyes. Hxr thick woolen stockings saved the life of Mrs. Button, of Middlebury, Pai She was bit ten in tbe ankle by a rattlesnake, but the stock ing absorbed the venom. The spot turned bright green. At Morgantown, W. Va., the State Unlver sity opened with an attendance of 160 pupils, ten being young ladies anxious to tako advan tage of the coeducation resolution passed at a recent session of the Board of Regents. A most singular accident occurred in front of a drugstore iii York the other evening. An empty alcohol barrel was standing In front of the large show window. George Rinely struck a match on It for the purpose of lighting a cigar. The alcohol on the barrel blazed up, exploding the barrel, shattering tho plato glass in the show window and disarranging the stock. Rinely was thrown some distance by the ex plosion, but was only slightly hurt. Fkanklin and Marshall College, Lan caster, has entered upon its 103J J car. Cal Johnson, in sinking a hole on Major J. F. Brushart's premises, at Pottsmoutb, O., at 24 feet below tbe surface ran across a petri fied rabbit, a pair of tusks, each measuring five feet in length, and a dozen coins, bearing dates between 1750 and 1SO0. H. Richabd HuoHitS, a saloOnlst of Springfield, O., was married Thursday evening to Miss Ella R. Fisher, after a courtship of 11 years. THE ART OF DRESS. fZS Dispatch, shows thai it consists, first of all, in conforming to the seasons, and a due regard to comotnafiojw oj colors u necessary. - Off-BBS 'i It Is death is meatiaatfea Kiss's aay peree : that a ay oiker tribes TSBkDy Thirty-seven Xaiae Chicago hotel on the same day. tfleir way weft to pw up wrem Ho Yen Citesjr, a astir of a graduate of the CohuaMa I sr I one cas been admitted to jm courts ot the HawIan MaJs.- In Iceland tho Good easWJt Ve-j sun an aeitatioa for nro-IMtew. . population of Iceland is but TtVNtW of these several thousand are OW A Memphis policeman, w on to shoot a dog; managed to on lee. a man in the foot and a horw H and, wane ne was scattering two or fSHH w bullets along the street, the dog tMMe Kjjop, An enterprising firm has aieJLjyy British Government 1136.060 a yer.JorTfc-ji.ivi Tilege of placing a soap aedpHi ment on the postage stersna. the adn to be put on at tbe time the onoornT and by the same, machine. There nave been settles Kennebec river In Maine since M aaeTfti only tne otoer day mai ineauco-erywaa that there is coal in the bask ot tee A local geologist says that eonsidmHo ties of it are washed aafeore on tbe bee mouth ot the river.- " Mrs. George "W. Towle, of KeaaVJ Me., recently got a letter. The letter 'was an ordinary every-day sort of unMnvM one that has traveled. It left tbe oseee at uranger. N. Y.. October & 1S7S. a4 somewhere on the road ever staee, last wkaaj nobody knows, but it only reacted Kesar 9tm I lew days ago. On Monday John German shot at Evans' Lake, N. J. It ease M iaebe. long and 20 inches around tbe Be4.T-Te' weight of the fish was U pomwfaMcaaees.,; uBrain naa unce Deen patrotosK ise pona'SJ and Thursday discovered another carp nearly is as large as hfs former capture. He succeeded in capturing it and took it to PhBadelstua,'', witTWM- -- wnere it win oe piacea on exniDition. fj A steamer arrived at Philadelphia tfitv"rl other day with a cargo or fruit and a number .. of tarantulas onboard. Members of theerewSi Were often obliged to keep, watch at night and 5 sweep the vipers into the ocean as fast as teey i1 nr&wled nn on dftfik. Tha tmssi was loaifad inf Its hatchways. At times the dec was litteraTlr ' covered witn- mem, ana some were as g around tbe body as a good-sized orange. A London paper states that the other night the marchioness of Sristet,' tbe ladles Herrey, and a few ot their fries- west through the streets and squares of .Bctgravja,' ftfntrin and nla rap on trai t&rs and msn-nlitiM They tried to salt all tastes asd saatr o !BiiJ5r Italia" and ''O Dem Golden Bppe"wl equal vigor. The proceeds of the night's wecK are to oe given to tne nospitai sunaay iaa. A very extraordinary society, c1l "The Order of tbe Mystic Circle." has just bees1 organized, in Philadelphia, and will sooaiW duly chartered. Its objects are the protection" and relief of unfortunate husbands. And oaly, those men are eligible for membership who have wives who make their lives unhappy. The society already numbers 200 members, and. It Is said, it will soon have a membership of 5,066 'Winslow, Me., must be a good place to grow oia in. mrs. xtoxanna oimpsos, oi ut 'jg town, 93 years old last January, makes her own f Vaj4 nnft . tllra a.ntinil thn M hK hnnA tn fttlfk ? distance of one half mile or more. Mr. sad V Mrs. Gulllfer. of the same town, are aged 98. and 96, respectively, and have been married 71j years last November. Mr. Gulllfer does te chores about tho farm while his wife does thai -' housework, and after tbe labor of the day theyr sit together and smoke their pipes. y A runaway couple from Virginia wero married Thursday evening on tbe Baltimore and Ohio Railroad bridge at Harper's Ferry. They were George S. Houses and Mary H. Mohler, both of Eules Switch, Jefferson county, , W. Va. They attended the fair at Shepherds town In tbe morning, and there decided to wed. Tbey drove to the ferry, and npon reaching there sought the Rev. Mr. Isaac, wbo, in the ' presence of a few of tbe bystanders, made them one. A wealthy gentleman who died in Vienna not long ago. In his will left the whole of his property to a person whom he had seen every day for years. This was a young lady who lived directly opposite his own Iodglngsa Of this young lady the old gentleman knew nothing whatever except her name, and t' grateful fact that lor several yean, as he,' passed to and fro, she had greeted Mr com and going with a pleasant, friendly aditle. -was very lonely in his elderly "bachdioThoou, and the daily smile cheered and made him grateful. No tie. indeed, seems to have bound f him to any human being except to the fair! damsel wbo thus silently brightened his soil- 1 taryllfe. - At Madison, "Wis., the other day, Miss Kato L. Pier, of Milwaukee, made an argu ment before the Supreme Court. She is the first woman lawyer In that State who ever did such a thing. Miss Pier is a beautiful young brunette with magnificent raven hair, which hung in a prodigious braid to within a toot of the floor. Her opponent war John J. Sutton, of Columbus, one of the biggest and gruffest lawyers in the State, but wbo, on this occasion, woro a singularly subdued mien. The case ar gued involves several hundred dollars, and a decision in it was reserved. Miss Pier gradu ated from the law department of Wisconsin University a year ago. Both her mother and father are lawyers, and the trio practice to gether in Milwaukee. Another girl In the family is now studying for the bar. Colonel Charles X. "Wilson, Kentucky's State Agricultural Commissioner, has a rabbit foot with a history to it, which he intends to present to the next Speaker of the House of Representatives, with the request that It be handed down in the direct line of succession, each subsequent term of the Legislature. The rabbit had but three legs, and was caugh t in a cemetery at the dead hour of ..midnight by a one-legged man. Before begot it the whole neighborhood had been nrayingf or rain to save i the crops. But when he took the rabbit foot in bis hand, rubbed the fur and made a few mystic signs, to his astonishment In a short i while the great clouds began to pour a deluge of water over the thirsty land. Colonel Wilson bad It tipped with silver for a talisman to be ' suspended as a watch charm and used by the Speaker of the House like tbe magical ring in the Arabian Nights. FUNNY MEN'S FANCIES. The fashion of keeping a jester to enter tain a court went out when the fool lawyer began to pratlce In It. Texas Sittings. Mr. Gladstone believes in bringing np children without restraint', ir "restraint" is English for "rod," we are with hhn by a large majority. Boston Transcript. More, Perhaps. Mrs. Fangle (reading) The Saltan of Turkey maintains 474 carriages. Fangle That must be as many as tbe Emperor of Coacbln' China keeps. A'eio tort Sun. "Wife (who never lets her husband forget that she Is doing the nonsework)-Uy poor hands have been working ever since I've been married. Unsband-I know your poor tongue has. Epoch. Mumley The proprietor of this ready made clothing store Is a law breaker. i Dumley How do you make that out? ' , Mumley-Why, isn't he a counter-titter? i'ea York Sun. - Tried in the Balance. Subscriber Say, j I don't see anything funny about yoor Jokes. y Faragrapher You don't? I waut you to under stand, sir, that those jokes convulsed thousands with laughter before you were born. Sew York Sun. Enamored swain For yon, darling, "I wad lay me doon and dee." Practical maiden That sort of thing Is clear out of date, Willie. What a elrl wants nowadays is a man wbo is willing to get up and hustle for her. Terre Haute Express. At the Seaside. Jack Jove, those are stylish people. Tom I know them well; called on them every night for two months In the city. Jack But tbey seem to avoid you? , Tom Yes; tbey haven't paid up yetl Time. Visitor (at insane asylum) Who is that fine-looking man making stars, crosses and things oat of letters? Attendant Ob, he was the editor of a children's colnmn in some paper. One week he lost tbe answers to thepaziles and tried to solrethem himself. Uunseys WteXly. "I love von. Emeline. with all the fervor at my command," he sahU as they strolled out East avenue. "Yes, George," ho replied, "I know It, and yet 1 would that you had told me of your love In some other terms. I have been loved with fervor, OI to many times, and I do want this match to amount to something. Eoeaester Budget. Had Seen Smaller. Miss Hautenf (ex hibiting a diminutive spanieU-Tnla is one or the smallest dojs living, bee, I can hold him in the, palm or my hand. j Iffirth- That Is nothlnr. Miss llauteur-Have you ever seea.a asitllv one? ' " - A Yes, Indeed. I've seen many a dog ito4f he put oak KXnU-Sev lort .,. & t. i -. -