Pittsburg dispatch. (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, August 30, 1889, Page 4, Image 4
SS1 y&m my!wfSfwWySKft jmwT?r Tjks " V - H? iV THE PITTSBURG- DISPATCH, FRIDAY, AUGUST 30, '1889. -- r; 'Mil Bippfj. ESfABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, .lMfi. YoLH, AaSli-Entered at Pittsburg Postofflce, OTmber It, 1887, at sccoud-clasa matter. Business Office 97andG9PlfthAvenue. News Booms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street Eastern Advertising Office, Room 8, Tribune Building, New York. Average net circulation of the dally edition of TiM DisrATcn for six months ending July 3, 1S33, as sworn to before City Controller, 29,914 Copies per Issue. Average net circulation of the Sunday edition of Tin DisrATcn for three months ending July 31, 15801 54,897 Copies per Issue. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. POSTAGE FBEE IN TDK rSTTXI) STATES. Daily Dispatch, One Year t 8 00 1HILT DISPATCU, l'er Quarter 2 00 Daily Dispatch. One Month 70 DAILY Dispatch, including Sunday, lyear. 10 CO Daily Dispatcil including KVinday.Sm'ths. 2 SO Daily Dispatch, including hunday.l mouth so tDMAY Dispatch. One 1 car ISO V eekly DlSFATCn, One Year 1 23 .The Daily Dispatch It delivered br carriers at JS cents per week, or including bandar edition, at SOcents per week. PITTSBURG, FRIDAY. AUG. SO, 1889. EFFECTIVE EXPOSITION WORK. The reports of the rapid progress of the Exposition toward presenting a creditable exhibit on its opening next Wednesday are highly satisfactory to the public and form a feather in the cap of the management It is evident that a remarkable feat of work has been accomplished, in which Pittsburg should feel both pride and a public obliga tion. It is well known that the Exposition Board has been working against time, with the apparent chances of the race against the Exposition. Four weeks ago the main building was in an unfinished condition and the machinery hall practically inchoate. To-day the majority of the exhibits in the first are in place and the machinery depart ment is so far along that its readiness for the opening next week is assured. The erection of a fine iron and glass building in two months is of itself no contemptible feature of the Exposition. A large art show is promised; a creditable display of Pittsburg's mercantile and" manufacturing interests is promised, and the only criti cisms of the Exposition now heard arise from its inability to accommodate all the applicants for space. This is a Terr creditable record, and the fact that it has been made in the teeth of adverse circumstances makes it all the more entitled to public recognition. Pittsburg can pride itself in the possession of first class Exposition bnildfngs and should now direct its energies to making the fame of its exhibits world wide. TEE ASSESSMENT HUDDLE. The doubt that has been raised whether, under the inscrutable amendments to the laws with regard to the election of assessors, this county has any legal assessors in the townships, presents a variety of interesting possibilities. Doubtless the rural taxpayers would be able to view the absence of legal assessors with great equanimity, if the re sult were an equal absence of taxes. But in that case the urbane taxpayers would be the persons to raise prolonged and vocifer ous objections. The possible continuance of old and erroneous valuations as a basis of taxation would be equally objectionable to all concerned. It is probable that some way will be found to secure a legal dis charge of the necessary duty of taxation. Certainly our friends in the townships would not be wise to. spend the money they have laid aside for taxation on the assump tion that there can be no legal assessments. A SPECULATIVE SCHEME BALKED. It is decidedly satisfactory to the public at large to learn that the project of certain eminent New York capitalists to buy np the floating supply of Government bonds and to force the Treasury to pay 130 or more for tbem has been defeated by the steady re fusal of the Treasury Department to exceed its stated price of 128. Rumor states that the syndicate had succeeded in making a considerable impression upon the Treasury authorities with regard to the necessity of buying bonds for relieving a scarcity of money in "Wall street; but a, timely ex posure by the financial column of the New "York Tribune of the project to make a lib eral profit for the speculators out of a mis representation of the Treasury's duty nipped the project in the bud. The Secretary de cided to maintain the price at 128, anS on Monday the syndicate surrendered at dis cretion, and offered a total of $5,200,000 bonds at the Treasury price. The only doubt in the matter is whether the Treasury might not have obtained the bonds a little cheaper. If "Wall street operations create a scarcity there the Treasury certainly has a right to buy the bonds at a price which will render them a 2 or 3 per cent investment for Government funds. SCOLDING AND THE LAW. Women who are unable to restrain their tongues, and are given to creating discord among their neighbors by scolding and brawling, are under notice to beware. There seems to be a concerted movement all over the United States to put sa check upon the tongues of excitable, fen-ales. During the last two or three weeks there have been prosecutions of women as common scolds in the States of New Jersey, New York, Min nesota and some one of the Southern States. Now the movement has been extended to Western Pennsylvania; and we hear of a Lick Hollow, Payette county, woman being held for trial on the charge that she is a common scold. No sentence has been imposed in this case as yet Witnesses have testified that the defendant made a daily practice of scolding everybody within earshot, and often put in a whole day at it Everrone knows that the old penalty for this kind of breach of the peace is the ducking stool. But this pict uresque and humorous form of punishment has not been dealt out to scolding women in Pennsylvania for a considerable time, prob ably a century. We presume that the ami able lady of Lick Hollow will be punished by fine or imprisonment, or possibly by both. We find on consulting legal authori ty that in 1825 a woman was convicted of this offense in the city of Philadelphia, and the sentence was, at the common law, that she be placed in a ducking stool, and be plunged three times in the water. This sentence was reversed by the Supreme Court, which decided that the old common law punishment had not been adopted in Pennsylvania. The Court also said that the punishment was introduced at s time when women were subjected to degra dation as slaves. The authorities differed as to what the original punishment was, and how, therefore, it was to be executed I upon offenders, if executed at all. A later I decision of the same Court upon the ques tion, however, makes the imposition of the old common law sentence possible, although the carrying out of it would doubtless be beset with difficulties, as the Supreme Court ruled in 1SC6 that it was a matter for the Legislature to decide irhether or no the ducking stool was unconstitutional as a cruel and unusual punishment, It there fore appears that a woman who makes her self a nuisance to the neighborhood in which she resides, by the loudness and violence of her conversation, is still liable to be summarily suppressed by legal means, of fine or imprisonment, though she may not be subjected to the humiliating punish ment of a ducking in dirty water. Nevertheless, there is a wide difference between legal enactments and their enforce ment. When the law undertakes the re straint of the female tongue it attacks a more hopeless task even than the restraint of the corporations. THE G. A. B. AND THE COMMISSIONED The discussion .over the resolution with reference to Pensions Commissioner Tanner, by the National Encampment of the G. A. R. at Milwaukee, was a peculiar feature; but we fail to see how the action of the order can afford much aid or solace to the assailants upon the CorporalVofficial course. The Grand Army thanks the President for the appointment of Tanner, and expresses its confidence in the integrity qf the head of the Pensions Bureau. It takes the un assailable ground that the investigation should be made, as all public offices should be open to investigation if serious criticism or charges should be made against their management. It does not stultify itself by attempting to prejudge or cry down the in Yestigation; but above that the expression of confidence in the Commissioner is clear and full. This is what was to be expected ot the Grand Army with reference to Commissioner Tanner. It says all that is necessary and gees to the full extent of its province in in dorsing him. The fact that the resolution adopted maybe a little more conservative than that first proposed does not discredit the Commissioner, and really makes the indorsement stronger by its moderation. NEW ENGINES OF DEATH. An article in Scribner's Magazine for September, entitled "The Small Arms of European Armies," by W. W. Kimball, TJ. S. N., United States Inspector of Ord nance, is a rare instance of technical knowl edge conveyed in language intelligible to the average reader. It is an article, too, which every citizen of the republic ought to read. The reading of it may awaken the nation to a sense of the seriousness of this question of arma ment, which is always a live one in Europe. At present there are in this conn try only Springfield rifles of antique pattern for a few thousands of Americans, while in Europe even little Switzerland and pauper Turkey have furnished their soldiers with the latest patterns of magazine rifles. The race of the European nations to se cure new weapons of destruction has been a hot and exciting one ever since the end of the Franco-German war. .Germany was the first to throw her affections upon a maga zine gun, the invention of Mauser, who made the single-loading rifle of the German army. Mr. Kimball does not think very mnch of the Mauser magazine gun,al though he admits that it shoots well. Of the Lebel magazine arm, which France has adopted to offset Germany's Mauser, Mr. Kimball thinks less, but he regards the Mannlichcr magazine gnn, with which the Austrian army is armed as a very effective weapon. It is evident from what 5 Mr. Kini ball tells us that nil the European countries including England wht.ro the tolerably serviceable Lee magazine rifle has been selected have decided that they need small-bore magazine guns, with a prefer ence for the box form of magazine attached to the piece. Mr. Kimball, who reveals a remarkable knowledge of his subject, is strongly in favor of a detachable magazine piece, so arranged that the gun can only be used as a single-loader with the magazine off. We cannot refrain from quoting a para graph from -Mr. Kimball's concluding re marks: "Our criterion of military excel lence is 'very different from that of Europe. There it is the capability of men to get into position to shoot, and to shoot straight and quick; here it is the prettiness with which soldiers, under police escort, can march up the main street of a great town." What have the military experts to say to this crnel criticism? LIMITED TOO MUCH. It is pleasant to hear that a railroad com pany is likely to have to pay dearly for in dulgence in the abominable habit of plas tering ridiculous limitations upon their tickets. In this case the Atlantic and Pa cific Railway Company sold a ticket good for six months to a certain Michigan man named Miller. The ticket contained a de scription of Miller, in order to enforce the 'non-transferable clause of the ticket's lim itations. Un this ticket Miller went to Mexico, and from a thin and beardless man grew stout and raised a beard before he started homeward. His appearance did not tally with his description on the ticket; the conductor pnt him off the train, and now he has sued the railway company for $10,000 damages. This is one of 'the inevitable results of the hidebound efforts of the railroads to enforce tbe non-transferable clause of their cheap excursion tickets. Similar mischances are constantly occurring and the railroads maintain that limitation with due knowl edge of its hazards. A few years ago a prominent and responsible Pittsbnrger took his family to Colorado, and leaving a part of it there, took his daughter's ticket by mistake on his return. The conductor when he was coming across the plains pointed out the discrepancy of passing off a fifty-year-old man as a young woman ebout twenty with black hair and eyes. The conductor in that case had too much discretion to enforce the clause; and so saved his company a long bill of damages. The railroads can easily protect them selves against abuse by transferring tickets by selling all tickets at uniformly cheap rates. Until they do that it is to be hoped that when their rigid limitations get tbem into trouble like that of the Miller case, they will have to pay through the nose for them. TlTK Republican clubs of Maryland serve notice on the administration that they want the spoils and want thtm bad. As the na tional platform of the Republican party'in dorses the civil service law which the clubs denounce, it seems necessary to conclude that the Maryland Republican clubs are not Republican. It IS surprising to learn from tbe gener ally good authority of tbe New York Press, with regard to th e position of the political parties in Virginia on the subject of taxa tion, thai "The Democratic party says that every tobacco planter shall pay upon every pound of leaf tobacco which he raises in the field an iniquitous tax aggregating over thlr-J ty muuon aoiiars. .a. tax aggregating winy million dollars upon each pound of leaf to bacco would certainly make the genuine Virginia leaf an extremely expensive arti cle. No wonder that the manufacturers of domestic cigars are prone to resort to the innocuous and untaxed cabbage leaf. The trunk line agents have got together and advanced the carload rates on iron from Pittsburg to Chicago from 11 cents to' 16 cents. After which the railroad authori ties will proceed to inform the. public and the legislative powers that the railroad com binations do not advance rates. It is interesting toIearn from a New, York paper, which appears to be favorable to Jarvis, the crooked Clerk of the Court of Common Pleas, who has been forced to re sign by the exposures in the Flack divorce case, that his former connection with a trust estate which disappeared while in his charge can be explained in a way which will in volve a prominent judge of the New York courts. If that satisfactory explanation is made, and the responsible defaulter pun ished, it will be a new and comfortable corroboration of the old adage that when a certain class fall out honest people have a chance to get their own. The report that the Triple Alliance, with England at its back, has decided to recog nize Ferdinand ns Prince of Bulgaria and Eastern Roumelia, is calculated to raise the angriest of growls from the Russian bear. The scholastic institutions located in Florida and in Chicago, which are confer ring degrees of doctor of divinity for from fifteen to forty dollars, certainly place the pretense of learning within the reach of the most moderate purchaser. It would be just like that wicked Bob Ingersoll to buy a degree of a doctor of divinity in order to show that his theological ideas are ex cafAe dra. The mobbing of a radical temperance newspaper office out in Dakota is likely to convince the mass ot the Dakota people that the new power which works its rule by mob law mast be speedily pulverized. We are, glad to be informed that high officials of the State have concluded that it is best to follow the mandates of the Consti tution with regard to the election of mem bers of the Legislature to fill vacancies in that body. A deliberate consideration of the subject has brought the political lumi naries to the conclusion that the Constitu tion is constitutional. If the proposed glass trusts are formed people in that structure will bear in mind the old adage and be careful how they throw stones at the glass houses of other trusts. Tiie disturbing announcement is made that Mr. Brodie will not jump over Niagara Falls because the unfeeling hotel keepers decline to put up a guarantee fund. But if the case is put before the public at large perhaps the entire country will be ready to subscribe to a fund which will guarantee that Mr. Brodie shall jump this time and never jump more. Ojte favor the United States ought tcaak of the new President of Hayti. That is to give the luture news from that island a greater degree of coherency. KlLBAtt? has filed bonds and departed from tbe State of Mississippi; but whether these bonds are of the kind that will bring him back again, may depend upon the out come as to whether Sullivan will spend his year in prison or not If Sullivan goes to jail it may be discovered that Kilrain's bonds are not the ties that bind. PEOPLE OF PKOlIISEKCE. Max O'Rell, the cuto little Frenchman, having patted Brother Jonathan gently on the back, and thus put him In a good humor, will return to America next winter to lecture. William Pink'ey Whyte, ex-Mayor of Baltimore, ex-Governorof Maryland, ex-United States Senator, Is making an effort to return to publlo life, from which he was retired some years ago, by Senator Gorman. Oscae Wilde is not so wild, and therefore,, less picturesque in his dress than he was when he visited this country to make money by delivering a dull lecture, In knee breeches, velvet coat, silk stockings and pumps. Since then he has married a sensible wife, who has reformed his dress and address. William Black is 40 years old, with a slight, graceful figure, which is well set off by his elegant dress. His eyes are dark and have a very earnest expression. He talks well, but says little about his own works. His home is at Brighton, but be spends much time in London, where he keeps a sumptuous suite of apartments. Richabd Malcolm Johxstox is a very fortunate author. He bas recently received $2,000, without writing a iine. John W. McCoy, who spent SO years of bis life in collecting the the finest private library in the South, died last week, and by his will, left the above amount to Colonel Johnston, as a mark of a long and intimate friendship. William H. Bishop became a novelist in a queer way. He was editing a newspaper in Milwaukee, and as an experiment, wrote a story in competition for a prize of $50, offered by a local newspaper, the owner ol which was bis warm personal friend. He read tbe story to his partner, wbo liked it so mnch that he advised him to send it to tbe Atlantic Monthly instead of dropping It into the Milwaukee prize bag. Mr. Bishop did so, and the editor of the Atlantic discovered Its merits. Matthew- Aknolp, the self-appointed apostle of culture, paid little attention to the cultivation of an attractive personal appear ance. He wore badly fitting clothes which dldH not show off to advantage his large, ungainly figure and harsh features. His manners were cold and repellani, and his expression was that of a disappointed man of tbe world. He was, however, a man ot a warm and generous nature. His last visit' to the United States was a disappointment to him, and he showed It in the article which he wrote after bis return to England. Last Drx.EE is one of tbe most accom plished women in EnglarA. It is said to be a perfect treat to sit by her at dinner, she is so bright, piquant and clever, and at tbe same time, so kind and sympathetic She possesses in an eminent degres'what the French call savoirvivre. She has a rather large mouth, but bcantiful teeth, which is a rare thing among the women of England. Lady Dilke bas the highest moral courage, and she showed it in an eminent degree when she married Sir Charles Dilke in the midst of the social scandal watch covered his name a few years ago. Picking Blackberries nt 05. Saratoga, August 29. Another aniherc tofore unnoticed aged Saratoga county citizen is Otis Bentley, or "North Milton. Mr. Bentley Is 95 years old, but 1st remarkably well pre served, and abuses and supports himself tbese August days by picking blackberries to sell in the Saratoga markets. A Pleasant Pastime. From the Chicago Hews. A rumor comes from, Maine to tha effect that Tom Reed has spent the summer in studying Cushing's Manual and yelling "Mr. Speaker!" at himself before the mirror. Wry GanrroM. From tbe Philadelphia Calll V New Tork wlirbare the World's, Fair pro- Tided somebody else wfll pay for it .:- ,..&M MSaitf- THE TOPICAL TALKER. I4cfat to Lighten Sewickley by Night A Man Wbo Could Not steer Ilia flllnd A Isw yer'a Hopes, ' Aocobdejq to the latest obtainable Infor mation tneWestlnghousetlltctric Lighting Com pany, of Sewickley, will lie Is position to make that pretty suburban a place of radiance by night as well as day about September 15. A good many of the poles are already up, and the power house has been commenced. The dyna mos and engines will be sheltered in an Iron building at Fife street and Centennial avenue. Although Bewlckley has been lit of late by eas. the streets. timt-Iv all at which are Dlen- " . 7V r . , v teoosly endowed with-shade trees, have been a little darker than is agreeable to anyone whose perambulations are not undertaken in pursuit of flirtation. With a hundred arc lights the likeness of a Sewickley street after night-fall to the interior of a whale will be shattered. It will be an act of great grace to those who can not always get home netlmes to let the silvery electric globes shine on till the midnight train from town arrives. The large and beautiful collection of dogs which Sewickley boasts may regard this extra illumination as an infringe ment of their rights to bark at and occasionally bite strangers, but on this occasion tbe nation will expect Sewickley to rise superior to her canine attachments, a The few lines which appeared in this column some days ago anent thedistrlbution of flowers intbestores,tand which were penned in an honest desire to benefit women who work pretty hard for a living, and also to show what a pleasure some women find in doing kindly deeds for their fellow-women, have been so woefully misunderstood by some of the readers of The Dispatch that I despair of bringing any good out of farther discussion of the sub ject The ladies who have written taking one side or tbe other of what they Insist shall be a con troversy, will be good enough, I feel sure, to consider their letters read and digested, with out seeing them In print V The man who cannot keep his mind and will tied to any res station more than an hour is to be pitied, and now and then he is a superb source of entertainment to his friends. There used to be at the head of a mercantile establishment In a near-by town a man who was famous for bis Irresolution and his weak memory. 'One morning when I entered bis office ne was talking angrily in a loud voice about his chief clerk. The latter, a man named Causton, who is 'dead now, was a hard worker, bnt unfortunately a hard drinker also. He had failed to put In an appearance on this morning, and his employer was summing up the case when I entered. "Causton off again," he said. "This is too much I I won't have such a worthless scamp in this office a day longer. I've stood his drunken habits too long. This day he goes. Mr. Breton, yon can tell him It be comes in to day that he's discharged. Give him any pay there is doe to him, and tell him not to ask me I to give him a character. The blanked houndl I'll teach him he can't impose upon me any longer." As be paused for breath he caught sight of me and added: "Now, you are a witness to what I say. I won't have that Causton inside this place again. If he tries to enter, call a policeman and have him locked up, Mr. Bre ton. I'll send him to jail and be rid of him. Blank his picture." I may say just here that I bad heard pre cisely the same denunciation of tbe luckless Causton from tbe same lips perhaps half a dozen times before, but I had never heard ot the consequences being serious for the defend ant In tbe afternoon of that day when I entered the merchant's office I found Causton sitting in a comfortable armchair smoking one of his employer's cigars. He retired soon after I en tered and gave me a chance to ask whether he had been discharged. "Discharge Cauatonr" was the reply. ''Well, I really think if he does not mend his ways I shall have to be rery severe with him, very severe indeed. It's tbe only way to make him bebave treat htm firmly and let him under stand be can't do as be likes with me." The scene of the morning and his determina tion to have done with his erratic employe had slipped out of tbe mind or under tbe will of this funny bid man. v- Refeiuuno to the prosecution of the private detectives and Qdermcn for blackmailing and conspiracy a leading attorney said yesterday: "I hope and believe that this revelation of rascality will be the entering wedge for a movement which a large majority ot citizens In Pittsburg approve, namely tbe abolition of the Aldermanlc system entirely. It cannot come too soon for the sake of justice. I have met in the course ot my practice a few Aldermen wbo were tolerably competent to discbarge their! duties, andVho were certainly honest. As to how many of the other sort I have known personally, or by trustworthy evidence. I would not care to say. Tbe necessity for a stipendary magistracy of educated and upright men grows with the growth of the city, it cannot be long before Pittsburg demands tbe reform. I may be sanguine, but I believe I shall live to see the grand jury, a cumbrous institution, and, unbappily, only too often an absolute hindrance m the path of justice, abolished also." TAEI0DS USEF0L IliYENTIONS. List of Patents Lately Granted to Citizens of Three States. Tbe following is a list of patents issued to Western Pennsylvania. Eastern Ohio and West Virginia inventors on Tuesday, Angust 27, as furnished by O. D. Levis, patent attorney, Ho. 131 Fifth avenue, Pittsburg, Pa.: 'William D. Arnot, Spring-Held, O., seeder; John h. Arnold ana (I. W. Ooldlngcr, Avenue, Pa., not lock: Robert 31. Beck, Chambersbnrs;, lubri cator; Walter C, Bcckwlth, IToUorla, O., railway torpedo; William Blankner, Columbus, extension table; Louis II. Bonn. AlUzbeny, machine for edging roofing sheets; Frederick n. Carpenter, Llnesvllle, O., carding machine: Alfred J. Coop er, Dnryea, Pa., mowing machine; John M. Cre ly, Lioveland. O., butter pressand printer; George II. ETerson, Plttabcrg, metallic wheel; Ditto, assignor to rolled steel carriage wheel company, metallic wheel; Uarcns J. Frank, Emmet, O., harrow; Albert J. Gregory, Canton, axle lubricator; Henry G. Unmmcr, Day ton, , O., burner . for gas stoves: Julian Kennedy and 8. Porter. Latrobe, mill ap pliance: Milton B. Klrkcr. McKee'. ltocks, valve gear for steam hammers; Albert H. McLure and II. Holland, SIcGovern. Pa., automatic safety lock for gas: William J. ilcElroy, Pittsburg, sys tem or electrical distribution for railways: John 8. Merrill, Columbus, bracket for electric lamps; David SI. Motherwell. Logan, O.. bolts: Archi bald W. l'aull. -Wheeling, central draft lamni Archibald W. l'aull. tY heeling, lag top; William M. Presler, Adrian, O. , metallic fence post: Tlljah J. Preston, Dayton, folding um brella; Edwin it Proctor, Washington Court House o.. box for neckweir; Donal C. ltlpley, Pittsburg, box for tobacco, etc. ; M. L. itlnehart Richmond, O., clow: Edward K. bmtth:Corry, leaching tan bark: William bwln aelL Allegheny, gas store: Charles F. Thompson, Norwood. O., feed mechanism: John H. Iliiams, Urbana, O., steam engine valve: Joslab Williams. Jr., l'ittsbnrg, fifrons lubricator: Robert Young, John IS. and J. F. Zlegler, Junction, u, water filtering medium: Thomas B. Atterbury, I'ltts burg, dish cover design patent. aiiekucuj, u,a uwwi .w. uuiuiuji gwuiu lOel "" MAKB1ED AT MIDNIGHT. A Slrnngo Wcdillngln the Tremont House In Chicago. tf raCIAL TZLXOnAM TO ini DISPATCn.t Chicago, Argust 29. A tall, good-looking man. wbo registered himself as W. H. Powers, of Philadelphia, came to tbe Tremont House yesterday morning. He was assigned to parlor "E," but quickly changed his room to parlor "U." Ha was intensely nervous, and frequent ly consulted his watch. Finally he lcittbe hotel, walked over to Marriage License Clerk Salomonson's office In the county building, and secured a marriage license. There be gave his name as "W. H. Greenland, of Denver. Tbe name of his prospective bride, he said, was Blanche It Pratt, of New York. After be got the license tbe mysterious stranger returned to the Tremont House, and attracted considerable attention by scanning all the railroad time tables in tbe office. He disappeared late in tbe evening. About midnight he returned with a pretty woman on his arm. He said bis compan ion was Miss Pratt She was nervous, and told her escort to hurry up. A minister was sum moned by telephone. Then tbe strange conple entered parlor "U." Two commercial travelers were also summoned to the room. They came and stood beside the groom while he was mar tied to the pretty girt This was at midnight At 6 o'clock this morning man and wife left for Waukesha without giving np their secret Tbe hotel men are looking for an enraged papa to appearsoon. Tito Celebrities. . From tbe Boston Globe, 1 ' The discussion as to who is the best' known person recalls tbe remark of a recent writer in the Arum, that "only the, dtvil and Sarah PBrnhardt are uniyersil celebrities," . : -jm-SV l-.',ii.-&U L..-rt I -3k. UNITED aFIXB JJaNI 1EARS. Boraantlo Marriage of a Millionaire and a Wealthy Widow. Philadelphia, August 20. The informa tion sought by Samuel H. Hoshour, a lawyer and real estate man ot Cambridge City. Ind., relative to the marriage In this city last May of Millionaire George E. McKIbben to wealthy Sarah M. Lawrence, was obtained yesterday. Rev. James T. Satchell, pastor of the Green Street M. E. Chufch, who bas been away on his vacation, called at the Orphans Court and identified the photograph which Mr. Hoshour sent to Clerk Bird as the Mrs. Lawrence wrhom I B. ioined to vr, M.Tn,h t, ti,. ... . .t.- . " . , i otuJ " Buuio 4 years ago, wdbh jur. McKIbben, who-is now 48 years old, was a young man, living in Han Francisco, be became engaged to a young lady of Salt Lake City, Utah. Tbe betrothal was broken off, and since that time both the lovers have been twice mar ried and become widow and widower. They accidentally met again, she being Mrs. Sarah M. Lawrence, and he having- become a million aire through successful mining ventures. They talked things over and came to Philadelphia, where they obtained a marriage license from Mr. Bird. Mr. Hoshour became Interested through a newspaper account of tbe affair. His Idea was that the bride Is the stlf-same Mrs. Sarah M. Lawrence, who is tbe widow of J. Lawrence, a steamboat owner and capitalist, who was a life long friend of his. Mr. Hoshour and Mr. Bird corresponded about the matter and the Indiana man sent on a large photograph ot bis dead friend's' widow. This the clergyman yesterday Identified as a portrait of the woman whom he had united in marriage to McKIbben. Mr. Bird wrote this fact to Mr. Hosbour and returned tbe photograph to him. The object of tbe identification is not positively known, but it was thought that relatives of she dead Mr. Lawrence are interested in his estate, and that some litigation regarding it is to ensne. In the meantime the happy Mr. and Mrs. McKIbben are said to be passing their honeymoon in Europe. A PHONOGRAPH TALKS FOE Hill. A Seal Estate Man BInkes tbe Machine Sell Suburban Lots. New York:. August 29. Mr.Jere Johnson, Jr., the real estate broker of 60 Liberty street, owns a lot of real estate in Lefferts Park, L. L, which be bas been selling in small lota on the installment plan since Decoration Day. When he began he had nearly 600 lots to get rid of, but now there are less than 100 left To sell real estate at such a rate required a lot of talking. Mr. Johnson .kept a large force of good talkers on band, w hose duty it was to answer pollUly all questions about Lefferts Park and eloquently toexpoundnpnnthe beauties and-the advan tages of the place. How Well they performed tbelrwork is demonstrated by the lively sale of the land; bnt the incessant talking made their jaws very tired, and they came to Mr. Johnson with their grievance. Mr. Johnson put his forefinger to his forehead, and, after a moment's deliberation, said, "Ah." Tbe result of Mr. Johnson's "ah" was that the next day one of Mr. .Edison's workmen called at Mr. Johnson's Lefferts Park office and pnt up a pbonogiaph. Then Mr. Johnson put down all the advantages and beauties of Lef ferts Park in black and white and rea1 them off in a clear voice into the machine. Tbe operator set tbe machine in motion, and lot a discourse on Lefferts Park issued f ortb. Tbe idea was pot into practical operation yesterday. When a prospective buyer comes into tbe oSce and asks: "How about the water supplyT" or "How often do tbe trains runt" tbe operator, without saying a word, slips a certain cylinder Into tbe machine and rattles off the information asked for. Tbe collection of cylinders at the office includes several re productions of tbe sounds of musical instru ments. When the would-be purchaser of land has asked all tbe questions he can think of, one of Levy's S2S cornet solos is slipped into the machine to entertain tbe listener. BUILDINGS HADE OF SUGAR. Dr. Clnvla Confident They Aro Among the Possibilities of iheFotnre. ISrrCIAL TXLXGKAM TO THE DISPATCH. WASHlHaToir, August 29. Dr. George O. Glavls, who has lust filed a caveat in the Pen sion Office for letters patent on a process for making building material out of sugar, upon tbe basis of a discovery made by Clans Spreck els, the sugar king, assured The Dispatch correspondent to-day tbat there was neither joko nor misrepresentation in the matter: that Spreckels Is in dead earnest and that be him self would have had nothing to do with what appears at a superficial view to be an utter ab surdity bad he not felt felt assured of the entire feasibility of the project. He is firmly con vinced there are "millions In it" and that be fore long residences will be built of.sugar blocks, which cannot be affected by heat nor frost rain or drouth. Dr. Glavis is an extremely practical, clear headedGerman, who has had his attorney's office for several years in tbe very midst of "newspaper row" for congenial association, as be himself is an experienced writer for tbe press. He is tbe agent and attorney of tbe North German Lloyd Steamship Company, his principal business as attorney being a super vision of proposed means and rulings which affect steamship companies. He is exceeding ly popular with his acquaintances, and answers the liberal guying of the newspaper fraternity good bumoredly enough, but seriously asserts tbat he has got a big thing, and that when it gets under way he will let all of the "boys" in on the ground floor. This city is plentifully sprinkled with expert chemists, and these are, without exception, disposed to make sport of the Invention, and warn people against taking stock in it Dr. Glavis retorts tbat be does not expect them to believe it but adds that nobody will be asked to invest any money in tbe scheme, as Spreckels has enough to promote it without the least as sistance. It is said, however, tbat Senator Farwell will be financially interested in- the venture. DIED FB0JI A FEYEB BLISTER. A Remarkable Case Which Pnzzled Sev eral Alabama Physician. rSFZCXU. T1XKGBXM TO THI DIS7ATCS.1 Bikmingiiam, Ala., August 29. An infant 9 months old, the son of Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Pence, of thia city, died yesterday from the effect of a fever blistor on the lip the first bf ihaklndon record. About three weeks ago tbe blister appeared on the lip of the child, then a strong and healthy Infant. After a few days tbe blister broke and commenced bleed ing. It bled a long time and a doctor was sum monedi He applied the usual remedy, and tbe bleeding stopped for a while, but in a day or two it commenced again, and tbe child con tinued to bleed at intervals, growing worse every time. Doctors were colled in, and still others came out of cariosity to see so remark able a case. Everything known to medical science was done to stop tbe bleeding, but it continued until to-day when the child died. The Infant nad been very weak, and when the bleeding set in it died from loss of blood before It could be checked. Tbe case has greatly puz zled tbe doctors ot the city; JOHN O'CONNOA'S FUNERAL. Tbe Obaeqale ol a Noted Railroad Man nt Dnnairk, N.l'. - rSFECIAL TELEOBAM TO THE DISPATCH. 1 DUNKIRK, N. Y August 29., The funeral of John O'Connor, Commercial Agent at St Louis of the Uould system of railroads took place at St Mary's Church, Dunkirk, to-day, and was atten ded by a large concourse of people. Rev. Father John, assisted by Rev. Fathers Boniface and Cosimer. conducted tbe services, which in cluded high requiem mass and a sermon. Among tbe floral tributes surrounding the bier were a large elegant pillow from the em ployes of the St Louis station, and a beautiful broken column from the ceneral telght office of tbe Missouri Pacific Railway. Among the friends from other places were three Commer cial Agents of ibe Missouri Pacific Railway, A. S. White, Cincinnati: W.H. Clark, Pitts burg, ana A. H. Torricelll, New York. ' ALOYER'S LAST EFFORT. He Goes to Meet HU Sivcethcnri, bat the Exertion Kill Him. New Haves', August 29. John J. Glerding died iu Terryville, Conn., on Monday after a lingering illness, during which his mother re fused to allow Miss Katie Eagan to visit him, although the two had beenrVngaged for some time. Miss Eagan called at the bouse on Monday, and, as usual, admit unco was refused her . From his room above Glerding beard b voice and crawled down stairs to the door, where be talked with her. Later he was car ried back to bis room, and Miss Eagan ordered from the house. Glerding died In a few moments from over-exertion in crawling down stairs to see his affianced bride. Tbe State Fair to be Held at York. tSrXCIAI. TXLXOBAX TO THE DISrATCH.1 CARLISLE, PA., August 29, The Pennsyl vania Bute Fair will be neld at York during tho first week in October. Tbe joint meeting of the .officers ot tbe State and York Connty Fair Committees held on tbe Grangers' exhibi tion grounds, to-day, unanlmoosly reiolred to bold the State fair la connection with the county )f air.-Some trouble, arose among the officerS.as to tbe increase of admission from 86 1 to SO cants, bat wm anally settled. :.iW-T4gy jHnlrtaVfrftfffc3a?iT-'fcr ?2JJBr-- W-f J4ftrisMlV I " " r i'M., 4sirfirtff Aittilr- - sTnfti T -ifr Wetfit$K- R 0UE 0CEAK COMMERCE. Cnllf ornla Business Men Meet and Dlscas the Subject The Importance of tha Nicaragua Canal What Congress la Asked to Do lor Oar Foreign Trade. San Francisco, August 29. Tho commer clal conference, which was called by the San Francisco Chamber of Commerce some time ago, met bere this afternoon. The organiza tions represented were tbe San Francisco Prod uce Exchange, Manufacturers' Association, Chamber of Commerce, Board of Trade, Calif or nia State Board of Trade and Chamber of Com merce of Los Angeles, Ban Diego and Eureka. Several of tbe State representatives in Con. gresa were present and letters were received from others. The committee appointed some time ago to prepare papers upon various sub jects submitted their reports. The first was of encouragement of maritime commerce and Increased energy in construction of the navy. Tbe report is very lengthy, and enters largely into trade statistics, showing that the United States stands fourth in rank among the great com mercial cations of tbe world. Tbe report urges tbat other American countries and Aus tralian colonies would be glad to have closer trade relations with the United States It better transportation facilities were provided. It suggests tnat tbe law should be repealed re quiring vessels in foreign trade to be built and owned in America before being registered. It appeals to Congress to adopt measures which will secure that portion of tbe world's com merce, remunerative employment for tbe peo ple and for the security of tne foreign aggres sion. The Klcaragna Canal. The next report submitted was upon the prompt construction of the Nicaragua Canal as ameansof national defense and commercial de velopment The report declares that it would be a national crime to permit any European power to obtain such advantage as that which would be derived by the United States from tbe construction of this canal. Its importance as a naval station and means of quick passage from tbe eastern to the west ern coast of America, as well as its commercial advantages, is pointed out Reso lutions were submitted requesting tbe State's representatives in Congress to aid in tbe con struction ot the Nicaragua Canal by any proper legislation. A lengthy report was also sub mitted on the marine defense ot tbe Pacific coast ports. The fact Is deplored tbat tbe present fortifications are a reproach to the wisdom and statesmanship of tbe country, and that in tbe event of war, tbe Pacific coast would be at the mercy of any foreign power. Congress is urged to make the beginning toward prober coast defense at the earliest moment Subsidies for Steamships. Another report was on the subject of estab lishing and maintaining permanent ocean mall steamship lines. The first reference was to the mail service of Ban Francisco and Vancouver with China and Japan. ' The Canadian Pacific's three steamers are subsidized at the rate of nearly $38,000 per round trip from each steamer. while tbe eight steamers of tbe two American companies running from San Francisco are allowed '$400 apiece for the round trip. Tbe report deolares that the statement of this fact is enough to condemn the parsi monious policy of our Government in re spect to ocean commerce and to ex cite admiration for the liberal and S regressive policy of England and anada. Among tbe other striking featnres Presented Is tbe faet that tbe Australian and Tew Zealand malls to and from San Francisco are carried by the American Steamship Com pany, which receives 21000 yearly from the Hawaiian Government and $200,000 from the Australian aud New Zealand Governments and R0O0 from tho United States, which latter sum has lately been increased to (17,000, owing to tbe dissatisfaction of the New Zealand Govern ment ' Congressional Aid Asked. Resolutions were submitted calling upon Congress to enact the necessary laws and ap propriate a sufficient sum of money to enable American steamship lines to compete with the foreign subsidized lines running to China and Japan, Bouth American ports. New Zealand and Australia and Mexican, Central American and British Colombian points. Resolutions also favor the adoption ot the French scale of navigation construction, naval bounties for ships, provided tbat all the ships be built with a view to being enrolled in tbe naval reserve list All reports and resolutions submitted were referred to committee. Another session of, the conference will be held to-morrow. THE FICTUEES DID THE BUSINESS. Dr. Mitchell's Article on Snakes Drives a Chicago Lawyer to Drink. From tbe Chicago Herald.l It is the hardest kind of luck to have some untoward event come up and knock one out of good Intentions. A young lawyer who is ad dieted to occasional sprees had jnst about got to the end of one when he started off again in a most unaccountable manner. For nearly three weeks he had been on a drunk, but bis time for sobering up bad arrived. He knew this and had resolved to go home one evening Instead of carousing with tho boys. In order to have something to occupy bis attention when at homo he went into a news stand and bought the August issue of the Century Mag azine. ' Arrived at borne he, with heroic determina tion, seated himself to lead. As he cut tbe leaves of the magazine and opened it his luck bad rt that ho turned to an article on the "Poi son of Serpents." This article was profusely illustrated and, as he turned the nrspage, bis eye caught the representation of a group of typical Indian poisonons serpents, wim a sbud ludder he turned, acain and "a rattlesnake coiled to strike" met bis gaze. Page after page ho turned and saw the rattlesnake in all its forms; he saw the copperhead, too, but finally, when he came to a mammoth moccasin, with its vicious looking head erect be gave a yell of terror and started for tbe nearest point wbere he conld get some liquor. For two weeks more be kept up bis spree and was nearer having the delirium tremens than ever before in bis life. WHAT HADST0XES ARE. Utile Pieces of Half Decayed Coral That Was Blade Agra Ago. From the St Louis Globe-Democrat.l . . Tho madstones that most people perform their wonderful cures with are nothing bat half decayed coral made years ago. I have several good specimens In my possession which came from Ralls county. In Missouri, and each has a very respectable record of cures. In Marion and Pettis counties tbere are large deposits of this coral, as well as in Ralls. A large piece of it rubbed down until tbe rotten part is gone, makes tbe madstone. It is porous and will adhere to a wound and suck like a leech. I don't know bow much farther it will go in preventing rabies from tbe bite of a mad dog. A REMINISCENCE. I saw the wild honey bee kissing a rose, A wee one, that grows Down low on the bash, wbere ber sisters above Cannot see all that's done As the moments roll on. Nor hear all the whbjpers and murmurs of love. They flaunt out their beautiful leaves la the sua, And they flirt, every one,' With the wild bees who pass, and tbe gay butter flies. And that wee thing In pink Why they never once think. . That she's won a lover right under their eyes. It reminded me, Kate, of a time yon know when . You were so petite then. Your dresses wero short, and your feet were so small. Yonr sisters, Maud, Belle And Madelinewell, They all set their caps for mc, after that bait How the blue eyes and black eyes smiled up In my face, Twaa a neck and ncek race. Till tbat day when yon opened the door In the hall. And looked np and looked down. With your sweet eyes of brown. And you seemed so tiny, and I felt so tail. Your sisters had seat you to keep me, my dear, Till they should appear. Then you were dismissed, like a child la disgrace. I How meekly you went. But yonr brown eyes, they sent A thrill to my heart and a flush to my face. We always were meeting some way after that You hang up my bat And got It again when I finished my call. Sixteen, and so sweetf U those cute little feet 1 Shall I ever forget bow they tripped down the ball? Shall I ever forget tho first kiss by tbe door. Or the vows murmured o'er. Or the rage and surprise of Maud, Belle? Well-a- sy. Bow swiftly time flows And who would suppose Tbat a bee could have carried me to far away? -MM Wltextr muox. I A DAI'S DOINGS 13 GOTHAM. IXEW TOUT EIJEIAU SPECIALS. J New Yoek. August 29. Max Bloomfield, charged In a police court to-day with burglary, proved that he was guiltless and pat bis ac cuser, Abraham Knobler, behind the bars. Bloomfield made a social call on Knoblerin bis room. He had bean tbere about fire minutes arben Knobler, without a word of' warning, knocked him from bis chair, jumped on him and rifled his pookets of 112. Bloomfield event ually broke awr , from bis assailant and ran to tbe street to get a policeman. Knobler hur riedly broke open bis own trunk, smashed the lock of his door with a baseball bat and then ran for a policeman too. Bloomfield, after looking In vain lor a pollcemanreturned to Knobler's rooni to try to get back his money just as Knobler came back with a detective. Knobler at once acensed Bloomsjeld of burglar izing bis roonuasd pointed out the broken trunk and lock to prove his statement Bloomfield was too thoroughly bluffed to tell his side of the story, and without a protest permitted tbe detective to arrest him. In court Bloomfield told bow he was robbed in Knobler's room. Knobler eventually acknowledged tho truth of Bloomfleld's narrative, and was locked up to await examination. Graver Cleveland Accepts. Tbe Secretary of tbe World's Fair organiza tion received to-day this letter, dated at Saranac Inn: I acknowledge receipt of notice of my appoint ment as a member of tbe Commltteeon Permanent Organization for the International Exposition of less. I shall be very glad to co-operate as a mem ber of such committee with other citizens of Mew York to make the exposition a grand success. GSOVZB CLEVELAND. A Feeble Old Peddler Bobbed. A feeble old man, in shabby clothes, called at police headquarters this morning. He had walked down from Albany this week, he said, and bad been in the streets all night, because he had no money with which to pay for lodg' ings. Two months ago this old man was very prosperous in a small way. For many sum mers be has peddled jewelry in Central New York, Some ten weeks ago he invested all his savings, about 51,600, in trinkets, watches and rings. On his way to the Albany train be fell in with a yonng man wbo Induced him to drink whisky in a Bowery saloon. The whisky was drugged. The old man became unconscious, was robbed of his pack and purse, and was thrown ont into the street He reported bis loss to the police as soon as he regained his senses. Tbe robber has not been caught, and all the goods he stole are still missing. Best Time Ever Made by a Lloyd Steamer. The steamship Lahn,.of tbe North German Lloyd line, which arrived bere to-day,made tbe voyage from Needles to Sandy Hook in Six days, 22 hours and 42 minutes. This is tbe best time ever made by a North German Lloyd steamship, although it Is 12 minutes behind the record. Belgian Glass Blowers Didn't Com. The steamship Rhynland, from Antwerp, came Into port to-day without the ISO Belgian glass blowers, wbo were thought to have sailed on her to work for a firm near Pittsburg. At quarantine United States officials searched the boat high and low, but without success. The only two glass blowers found bad certificates of citizenship. Arthur F. Searle, who came over one month ago under contract to work in Seguln, Tex., and was sent back, turned up again in tbe steerage of the Rhynland. He said be was under no contract this time, and showed a railroad ticket and plenty of money. Nevertheless, he was detained as a suspect They Will Spend the Money. All the aldermen and most of the other offi cials of Brooklyn have decided to start Bouth next Saturday to help the Brooklyn veterans celebrate tbe city's "Gettysburg Day" and spend tbe city's $2,500 appropriation for tbat purpose. More than 2,000 persons will partici pate in the excursion. Tbe big party will re main in Harrisburg Sunday afternoon and night, and will proceed to Gettysburg on Mon day morning. Tree Growing In a Church Tevrer. The unfinished tower of the Roman Catholic; Church ot St John the Baptist, in Thirtieth street, jnst west of Seventh avenue, is tbe ob ject of curious attention on the part of people unfamiliar with the neighborhood who come that way. Sixty feet or more above tho street three young alias thus trees there may be fire, it Is hard to tell from the street the exact num ber have grown out of the crevices in the tower, where enough sand and dust had collect ed to make soil for their roots. All of them are green and thriving. Two on the south side of the tower are probably a good deal taller than a man. The trees bare been in the tower un molested above two years, but will probably soon have to be removed, lest their growing roots Injure the masonry of the walls. IIow the Chinese IMannge Theaters. This is the way they run stock companies (n Chinatown. A grand cash capital of 6,000 is called for. This is divided into iS shares at $125 a share. Those wbo own a S123 share are entitled to one season ticket to the show and those who own more than fire shares become directors of tbe great company. The man who owns more than $1,000 In shares becomes president manager and treasurer, and this is Mr. Tom Lee. On the opening night at the little theater a general invitation is extended to all tbe Chinese business men ot Mott street to attend free of all charge, whether they are shareholders or not This Is done to create a happy family feeling throughout the Chinese colony, and it is expscttd that the little play house will be crowded from cellar to root Something less than 500 people will do this easily. The Chinese ladies, as usual, will not be allowed, to attend any of these perform ances for fear of the wicked eyes of the Chinese dudes, as the Chinese merchants, unlike their Caucasian brethren, bellevo that tbe only way to. avoid trials and tribulations In their domestic peace is to keep their attractive spouses securely locked within doors. Never theless, it is said, the tew Chinese womon in New York are kicking against this outrage in a free country, wbere men and Women aro free to go to theaters. The Disappointing Feature. From the Boston Herald. The humble heir to a big fortune continues to turn up, but tbe big fortune doesn't Not a Bad Brenk. From the Philadelphia Inquirer.! A record is about tbe only thing that Is im proved by being broken. TRI-STATB TRIFLfS. Sadie GtrcrrER, one of Mr. John Canter's little girls, wbo lives near Mechanicsburg, Pa., has three pet coons. One was captured by her father and taken home, after which two others came and gave themselves up, making three which may be found occupying cells within the prison walls. Two flocks of sparrows at Moundsville, W. Va., engaged in a pitched battle and when they had finished eight birds lay dead upon the ground. A Massillok mother tried to open ber son's eyes as to the ugliness of tbe girl with whom he was blindly in love by giving him a good strapping. Ho thinks the girl prettier than ever. JiMSomvEED Ltmpkiss, of Perry township, tells the following snake story, which we give for what it Is worth: "Jim McCracken, the milkman, bas a large black snake trained to keep tbe flies off his cows while they are in pasture. It measures 27 feet In length and 9 feet in circumference, and drinks 32 bottles of milk every morning for breakfast One day McCracken found tbe snake with four cow J horns sticking out of its mouth, and upon In quiry learned tbat the snake bad not been given its breakfast that morning, and pro ceeded to help itself by swallowing a couple ot cows. Jhrnxtutaxmev Spirit. - Whek John Freer, of Potter connty, drown his cows home the other night a full grown deer,. that was among the herd, went with the cattle until lc came In sight of bis farm build ings, then took to Its heels and disappeared In the woods. .Jonx TKl?r.ETOX, of Adams county. 70 yearrof age, ha I a jack-knife tbat be has car ned since he was 18 years old. AJKST0lcatia Fultoti county. Pa., bean the brief and nnraye ism ot "Sit," eUBIOUS COKDEKSATIOKS, . The mouth of Calumet river, emptying into Lake Michigan, has moved east 2,860 feet since 1838. A stone at WoodvillelT. H., is said to roarkthe'boundary of two States, three coun ties and f our towns. An aged citizen of Hancock countyj HI., is sning for a divorce from his seventh wife, and it is said be wants to marry again. Sheriff Henry 8berman, of Casey, Ind., raised this year 1.375 bushels of oats from 20 acres an average of C8 bushels per acre. Mr. Finlby, a farmer living in the vicinity of Marshall, Mo., fired at a crow that wrs stealing- eggs from his barn. He killed tbe bird, and the burning wad from his gun set the bam on fire, completely destroying it A San Diego grocer kept a fine Maltese Thomas to kill off rats. Last Saturday night he was attacked by a giant tarantula and -was found dead on Monday morning. Tbe tarantula was subsequently captured and is now on ex hibition. It is four Inches long. , A cotton-stalk walking stick, nearly four Inches in diameter, is on exhibition at Montgomery, Ala. It was cut from a cotton stalk grown on the plantation of P. P. Gray. Esq., of Montgomery county, which bore 1,009 bolls of cotton, and grew to be 20 feet high. According to an official -Russian daily, the Russian Government will furnish many of its regiments shortly with repeating rifles, which for many years it persistently refused to Introduce in any part of Its army. While la Russia tbe Shah ordered 10,000 repeating rifles for bis troops, There is a woman in Milwaukee who is the mother of nine children. Not one of tbem was named until it was 12 years old. They were simply called by their nicknames, and their numbers, "One," "Two," etc. As each, one became 12 years old he chose his own name and was baptized. Mrs. J. W. Coughlin, of St Paul, while walking on the railroad track, was struck by a rapidly moving train, hurled into the air and over a barbed wire fence into a vacant lot. She was not seriously hurt and after giving; tbe engineer a piece of her mind she started out aoross tbe lot at a rapid gait Willie Colbert, of Troy, Mo., had on exhibition Wednesday afternoon three straight chunks of a jointed snake, which be and his Uncle Jim bad killed in the pasture. Two or three blows from a stick knocked the snake all to pieces, and only three joints could be found, the others wriggling away through the grass. A 'Swiss inventor.has perfected aroethod of making artificial boards, and is advocating their use in building- Tbey are made of a mix tare of plaster of paris and reeds pressed Into shape by hydraulic process Tbe material bas the advantaso of incombustibility and light ness, and will resist the warping action of at mospheric changes. A novel service was held Sunday by the congregation Shearath-TeffiUeh. of Orange, N. Y. It was the consecration of a scroll of the book of the law presented to tbe congregation. The scroll Is written entirely by hand, m . Hebrew, upon parchment and is 18 inches in width and over 200 feet in length. It contains the entire Pentateuch. A Mrs. Williams, living on the Santa Clara, while shocking sheaf oats a few days ago, lifted a bundle in which was hiding an immense rattle snake. When lifted above ber nead the reptile dropped on the woman's shoulders and coiled itself suddenly about ber neck. She threw it off, however, before any damage was done, though it was a narrow escape. Mrs. F. B. Mapp, of Milledgeville has something of a curiosity in tbe shape of a chair made in a bottle. Tbe bottle is a small square vial with a very small neck, and holds about 12 ounces. Tbe miniature cbalr was made by a yoang negro convict with a pocketknife, and was pat together, pieco at a time. In the bottle by tbe use of a wire. Tbe legs occupy each corner ot tbe bottle, and every part rounds, cross pieces in the back, etc, are firmly fitted together adjusted as neatly as the works in a clock. The idea of making Queen Victoria s Colonel ot German Dragoons has struck a good many people as rather odd; but it is said female officers were quite common in tbe Brit ish arm about a hundred and fifty years ago. At that time, it Is said, persons wbo had a pull on tbe Government were In tbe habit of chris tening their daughters by masculine names, eettine tbem commissions in tfip army, and drawing tbe pay for the service whlrlkhe girls did not perform. Colonel Victoria, W course, does not draw pay, bat is content w,,I the mil itary glory that goes with it ,V ' The water was let out from ths di am at Oakes' Lake, near Bloomfield. N. Jf, In In order to make some repairs. Hn,:d.eds of people and their summer boarders went to tbe dam to sed, tbe rush of water as ihe sluices were opened. As tbe tide went out the surface of the lake was covered with white-caps as the fish flapped their talis In efforts to keep in tbe swim. Black bass, large and small mouth pickerel, lake trout and sunflsh were seen br tbe hundreds, some of the black bass and pickerel weighing three or four pounds. As the water cot low tbe people on thesborp waded in and picked up great numbers of. tbe fish. . At Owingsville, Ky., the other day two young men, accompanied each by a lady, roda into town horseback and baited in front of the County Clerk's office. The party attracted much attention and were soon surrounded by a crowd of men and boys. It soon became known tbat both couples were bent on v matri mony. Tbe licenses having been obtained, tbe grand jury was adjourned in order to allow its foreman. Esquire T. W. Crouch,to perform the marriage ceremony, which h . did, the contract lng parties remaining" on horseback tbe while. The young men were James and Noton Adkin son, brothers, of Carter county, and 'the young . ladies were Maggie and America Foley, sisters. Monday morning Mrs. F. Shepard, ofl Mansfield, Mass., went to her cellar kltohen tot wash. She. bad no sooner got there than abal beheld a large black snake, which immediately I started toward her, sticking out his forksd tongue. Mrs. Shepard was all excited in a moment picked up a good size stick and gave him one vr two hits tbat stunned him for a minute; then she piled upon him tubs, rocks and an old pot of lead tbat weighed 60 pounds. When sbe thought bis anakeshlp was dead she tried to remove the pot of lead, but found that ber strength bad deserted ber. So everything was left till her husband came home. The snake measured jnst fire feet long. BRIEF BUT BREEZY. Tight money is the inevitable conse quence of the treasury taking too much, Boston Utrald. It is never clearing weather for the man who doesn't Intend to clear np bis debts. Texas Siftingt. An unsinkable boat has been invented, but it bas not yet been adopted by the United States Kavy. Puck. It makes considerable difference to a ycung man whether a pretty girl sits on his lap or on his Dunlap.-re. His Wife Takes Boarders. "Do you live within yonrlncome?" 'Ho; 1 live without one. "-Puck. A Hereditary Feature. Mrs. A. What black eyes tbat baby has I Mrs. B. Yes; his father Is a purlllst Pue. That the hen is a hypocrite is proved by tbe fact that she uses her bill to smell with. If this Is not a Peck-snU3an trait what lsltf "iar ptr'sVaiar. A Father's Feelings. He What did your pater say wheu you told him we .were en gaged? She Oh, yon most not ask me to repeat such language! Life. His Vacation. "Have you had a pleas ant vacation this summer!" "Yes; enjoyed myself hugely.' "How did you spend ltl" "By sending my wife to the conn try for six weeks." Judge. Mr. Oldtymer Well, I suppose you find a treat many surprises in married life, don't you! Mr. Youngbusband Bather. Why,, It was otly the other day that I found ont tbat sbe was fondtr of onlous tban icecream. Tore Uautt Exprtss. She Perhaps you don't care to marry ma when I confess that I have been engaged ten times In my life. , Ue-Dfd jou return yonrlovers all their pres ents! She; Not a single one. lie Then, darling, I forgive yon. lAfs. Sure Indication. Willie I guess papa has said something tbat baa made mamma awful mad. He'll get a roasting after them callers has gone away. .. Johnny How dp you know? ,. Wlllle-Sbe's begun to call hhn "oarllng." Chieaga Tribune. Jg "Mr. M.cCllntock," shouted hbibetler iialA "I want you t take your feet off tbenasftr table." SS6k 1 .Mrs. MsCllotock." be said, la a 'fixed, de termined voice, "fallow only one person to tall to me that way.," - ? "Aadw4olatha"sbedemsnded.vJi ft ion. ray near, "no renuea sewy, as oe iiw moves tae pe,-vtije. raMMMMHfoag