L Sift 4 ATE AT HOME AGAIN. His Scheme for a Grand Welcome Beception Falls Through. QUITE A CHAPTER OP ACCIDENTS Interferes With the Programme Laid Ont ly the Genial Bill. A SPEECH THAT WAS NOT DELIVERED J31U re In New York World.l One of the disagreeable features about a tour abroad, I find, is the unsatisfactory manner in which demonstrations, receptions, and so forth, are attended to by those who have them in charge, and who have prom ised to attend to them faithfully. Not only is this true abroad, hut it often happens that on one's return some aggravating delay or misunderstanding makes one's reception almost a failure. I must also protest against some of the treatment I received at the hands of promi nent newspapers while I was abroad. Many of my cablegrams about myself were not printed at all on this side, while others were cruelly mutilated. I cabled to a well known and heretofore respectable New York paper while in London that on the following day I would be the guest of greatness and would undoubtedly add to the grace and dignity of our country by making a few well-chosen remarks in the French or En glish language. The cable message was well written and I paid for it myself, think ing that my countrymen would be glad to know that I still thought of them. "When I got the paper the cablegram was not there, and its place was taken by the account of something more thrilling. It was headed ''Disagreeable Termination of a Useful Life; -An Old Lady Eaten Up by Hogs." GOKTG OUT TO DINNER. I also cabled a well-known New York pa per of undoubted enterprise. I thought, that on the previous evening I had dined at the Cheshire Cheese, and on the following day would take dinner at the Marlborough House, meaning that I would take my din ner there in a tin pail and eat it on the lawn with the servants. Instead of printing this prepaid message, the paper took up half a column with an account ox an incident in Tennnessee, headed, "Mortifying Episode in a Sunny South Home: Little Girl Boiled in Soap." Whenever I tried to inform the people of America of my success, socially and mor ally, abroad, and to comfort them with the knowledge that I was well, there seemed to be au organized effort on the part of the press to keep the people in the dark regard ing me. Of course they were very kind, on the other hand, about suppressing some things which I did not care to have printed, but we public men would like to utilize the papers lor the purpose of keeping our blessed memory green in the hearts of the people re garding our good deeds, but at the same time we ask as a personal favor that they will not say anything about what we do not care to have anything said about. FIXING THE THIXG TTP. I felt most humiliated, however, over my reception on my arrival home. It was far from what I could have wished. I did not know how to get at it myself, so I asked a friend of mine, who is a well-known actress, how I should go to work. She said that I ought to arrange it before I went abroad. otherwise 1 might strike a day when bum van was in town and all the bands engaged. She said I ought also to see about the tug and flowers. I did as she told me, for I knew she was speaking from rich experi ence. I reside on Statcn Island, when not jostling and junketing with foreign dvnas tiir and I thought I would patronize home talent by engaging local attractions for the ' reception. I also made arrangements for some cut flowers and rum, in order that those who took part in the reception might have the appearance of enjoyment, anyhow. I asked the Perth Amboy Glee Club to be ready for "Home Again" and Willie. "We Have Missed You, "Welcome, Welcome Home." They said they would, I then skirmished around for a band. A DEPLORABLE FEATURE. The Baceville Band could not come, be cause the tuba got seasick on a tug, he said, and had to miss a note every little while. He said he went out with George Floyd once, on a tug, to meet a baseball team, and the waves were so choppv that he cast a cloom over the reception and the sight of a tuba still made him gag at times. So I then tried to get the Linoleumville Triple Plated Silver Cornet Band, but they had been engaged by a sone-and-dance man, to welcome him home on the saint day that I expected to arrive. I then made terms with a band which plays on the Staten Island Jerry during the summer months, generally playing the tunes between New York and at. Ueorge, and passing the hat six times. They said they would come. I might have kuown by that they would not do so. I now proceeded to arrange for a tug. I could not get a regular tug, because they were too busy, and one commander told me plainly that he did not care a whether I returned or not. Of course 1 did not want to be received by a man who felt that way, no matter what the price might be. So I asked a man with a good, seagoing boat of about eight pounds burden if he could meet me with a radiant face and a glad welcome for $50. He said he thought he could if he practiced on it a little while, ms neat little address. With this arrangement I sailed earlv in June looking forward with much pleasure to the time when I would gently ride in New York Bay, and amidst beating of drums and the rich, deep voices of the Perth Amboy Glee Club, the flutter of handkerchiefs and the loud acclaim of the yeomanry, bare my brow to the cooling breezes ot our own dear land and speak as follows: Fellow Citizens and Neighbors or Tompkinsville, S. Ls ily heart swells with honen pride as 1 once more catch a swift view of Grymes's Hill and breathe the rich and voluptuous air of Con stable's Hook. I see among yon many familiar faces. Before me I see the honest and expect ant .uin ui .1113 mdu huu uas uecn iurnisu 1ns my family with flour for a long time. I am glad to see him, and will try to get down to his store In a few weeks at the outside. We are always glad to see those who have furnished us with flour. I also see other tradesmen with whom I have associated for years and whoso esteem I value far more than rubles, because one cannot eat rubies. I have just returned, after a most successful tour on the continent and in England. I find there a growing feeling, ana ingrowing feeling. I may say. of discontent with the arbitrary pow ers vested in the rulrs of those great coun tries. Europe, I may truly say, looks with anxious eyes toward America, and, therefore our success means, not alone success to our selves, but encouragement to those who yearn to throw off the thraldom of a powerful and remorseless monarchy. NOT SWOLLEN -WITH PRIDE. And so I come to you, not swollen with pride because great deference has been paid to me and honors sho ercd upon me until I was obliged to put up my umbrella also my watch, but proud only that these honors were piled upon me not so much on account of my own greatness for no one knows better than I how transitory is all earthly glory, all terrestrial fame but because of the great country whoso representative I claim to be. I return to you. therefore,anxious to tread once more the green turf of btatcn Island, and, as early as possible, pay mv taxes therc.not so much because I hope to derive any benefit tbereby in the way of streets or other public improvements, but be cause I am passionately fond of paying taxes I have traversed some of the most beautiful portions of Europe, but on Staten Island I find all these beauties reproduced. What to metis the Bay of Naples, when beneath my window I can alwavs soe the Kill Von Knll and lhe Standard Oil Works? Why should I yearn for the tomb of Napoleon in the reading-room of the hotel for Invalids in Pans, when a half hour's rido brines me to the magnificent tomb of Mr. VanderbiltT Why should 1 skirt the Apennines or scale the AIM. when 'fond" Hill Is ready at any time for skirting or scaling purposes? Nay, give me me own land, me own J humble slash by the water-works, mo own un plugged watermelons, mo own starry banner free, and me own country whero any man at any time may go to our largo stock ol universal freedom and help himself to enough tor a mess. UNIFORM COURTESY. Of course. I have been compelled, in return for the uniform courtesv shown me by foreign powers and I may truly say that the courtesy extended to me while absent was of uniform variety I have been, 1 say, compelled, of course, to preserve the outward appearance of great delight over the institutions of Great Britain and Europe, but I como back to you more pleased with our own methods of govern ment than ever before. While there may have been mistakes made by the administration dur ing my absence there were really fewer than I had fearpil thern would bo when I went away. There were no serious breaks made which I cannot rectif v, 1 think. In a few weeks' time, and I really needed the rest very much. And now, fellow-citizens, let ns gird on tho armor and strive faithfully to build up our great country and our wave-kissed island. Let us have the great exhibition In Tompkinsville. Wo have every facility for It a good view of tho ocean, a rapid transit, good street car serv ice between Tompkinsville and West Brighton, via the great scenic route along Jersey street and past the plaster mill, cood sea bathing and soft-shell crab fishing for the true sportsman. Let us not cease to work early and late for this great object, and thus make Tompkinsville and her rich Castlliau name a household word around the globe. NOT QUITE AS HE EXPECTED. I give this speech here because I did not get a chance to do so when I was received in the harbor on my return, and it is so good that I cannot bear to see all the people lose it entirely. When our steamer arrived in the bay we were received by the Doctor at Quarantine in his quiet way. I began my speech, but he stopped me in order to look at my tongue. Instead of two cases of champagne, he found two cases of measles on board. Instead of my Italian band, four handsome custom house officers got aboard. I began to ad dress them with my hand thrust into the breast of my coat, as I had seen eminent or ators do. They shut me off and asked if I had anything dutiable in my luggage. I said nothing special, as mv money gave out when I paid ray hotel bill in London, so that I thought I was doing pretty well to get home with the clothes and things I took with mc. They were very gentlemanly, but I could see that they were thero on business and not to listen to mv bright remarks. The Perth Amboy" Glee Club did not come, and the tug went by us tugging a fleet of garbage scows out to sea. I lelt very much humiliated, because I had told Captain Bedford that I expected to be sur prised with an ovation, and I hoped that it would not interfere with his plans about landing. He said it would not. He never allowed those things to bother him, he said. He was used to it. When I got home to Staten Island, feel ing that I had been away 100 years, and thinking that I would hardly be remem bered even by my own family, I found that nobody knew I had been away. I can now see for the first time how the world squeezes along so well when a great man dies. "AUs, how soon we are forgotten when we are gone to Paris." Bill Nte. FKESn FROM rARIS. A Boon for tbo Pittsbnrc Exposition Special Fiecca Coming Direct From tho French Exhibition to Oar Own. Mr. J. Harvey Wattles, of W. W. Wat tles & Co., has returned to Pittsburg after an absence ot two months, spent in Paris. The great French Exposition almost monop olized his time. A reporter of The Dispatch found Mr. Wattles enthusiastic and de lighted with what he had seen. In answer to the question whether the Paris Exposi tion was a success, Mr. Wattles said Beyond all doubt it is. The buildings and grounds are delightful, the exhibits are wonderfully fine and the attendance good. I saw there some astonishingly valuable jewels and quantities of artistic French novelties, which as you know are world famed for their originality and beauty." "What precious stones did you especiallv notice?" asked the reporter. "The diamonds, which are magnificent. One stone weighing 180 carats was there. It was bought by a syndicate who hold it for sale at the enormous sum of $1,000,000. It forms the center of the jewel exhibit, oc cupying a special case. Then there were thousands of rarities in color and cutting to notice, and wonderful ornamental pieces, such as are never seen in this country, be ing made for the nobility of Europe. For example, there were two birds' wings made of solid diamonds, shaped to form a sort of head covering, intended to be worn at court receptions." "Now, Mr. Wattles, have you brought back anything noteworthy to'please Pitts burg people." "Why, my dear sir, all the time I was away I worked to that end. and have sp. cured a number of special pieces for exhi bition here " "Is there anything you think will be par ticularly admired?" "Yes," so much of interest that I scarcelv know what to name first. Not to burden you with a long list of all I have bought, it will be safe to say that the article which will produce the greatest surprise and admi ration is a piece of bronze statuary modeled by the celebrated sculptor, Gaston Leroux, the original of which has been bought by the French .Republic for permanent display and is now in the Paris Exposition. Of great interest to the ladies will be some antique silks which we expect to display. These I picked up in a curiosity shop. They were made in Lyons in the' times ot the Louis' of France, and worn brthe ladies of the time of Louis XVL and Napoleon." "Is it possible that these fabrics, which are over a century old, are in good condi tion?" "Yes, such superb silk will last a wonder ful number of years. We neversee its like nowadays. It would be too costly. The designs and patterns are exquisite. They would make beautiful cushions, parlor table and chair coverings, and thev are used for screens." What else will you display? "A splendid collection of Vcrnis Martin luinimic, tuuajsuus oi caoinets, music racks, tables, desks, etc., all in the Louis XVI. style, which is now so eagerly sought in Europe and America. Then, if it is not detaining you too long, I would like to say that I have secured an incomparably fine cut-glass chandelier, arranged for electric lights, which was made expressly for the Paris Exposition, but which the maker let me have as a great favor, alter I told him it was for display in Pittsburg. It will hang from the dome in the center of our Exposition stands, and no doubt it will pro duce a sensation by its beauty." xou must nave been particularly for tunate in securing fine eoods for your dis play?" "Yes, I certainly have obtained the choicest collection yet shown. It has been my desire to introduce every year direct to Pittsburg as fine goods as can be seen in the Eastern cities." "Have you obtained many exclusive novelties?" "Of course. You readily see that going direct to Paris, buying special pieces in the French Exhibition and securing new goods as soon as they are made, no house in Pitts burg can compete with ours in that direction. Let me tell you a little secret. All visitors to W. W. Wattles & Co.s stand in the Pittsburg Exposition will be presented with a beautiful little souvenir from the Paris Exhibition." "Will you say what this souvenir is?" "Not now. We prefer to surprise our friends and customers, and intend, also, to make our display in the Exposition so beau tiful and exceptional that it will be worth a considerable journey to see it." "Now, aside from being busy with my fiurchases while abroad, I was greatly de ightedto sell to Pittsburgers sojourning in Paris some very fine pieces, and am bring ing.over with my shipment a number of cases which they had sent in my care. These cases and ours are in the custom house, where I must now go to 'clear' them. Please excuse me; good day." I.at Excursion to the Ocean. The B. & O. It. It, win sell excursion tickets to Atlantic City next Thursday, August 29. Bate f 10 for the round trip. tickets good for ten days. Trains will leave uepoi at o a. M. and 920 P. M. finr vnnr parlor and sleeping car accommodations. A THE OH SEA AND SflOKE. Tho City of Pittsburg is Everywhere Well Represented. ALL BOUNDARIES OBLITERATED. Human Progress Has Made the Whole World Only One Vast Town. SOME LONG ISLAND SDMMEK RESOETS ICOBBESPOXDEXCE OP THE DISPATCH. J East Hampton, Long Island, Au gust i!4. After all, the world is a small world, or else Pittsburg is a pretty big town. Because one runs up against Pittsburgers almost everywhere. The steam car and the steamboat, the telegraph, tho phonograph and the Kodak camera have quite revolu tionized geography. The old provincial and parochial boundaries have fallen down and gone into pieces beyond the possibility of patching. That enthusiastic American was quite in the rightof it, whatever the school master may say, who declared that the United States are bounded on the north by the aurora borealis, on the South by the precession of the Equinoxes, on the East by the Garden of Eden and on the West by the Day of Judgment, The world is one big town now. It is built up somewhat more thickly in some places than in others, and it has pretty ex tensive suburbs, yet it is really one big, busy town. This is the age of cosmopoli tanism. We are citizens of the world. Long Island Sound lies on the outskirts of Pitts burg. From upstairs windows Jn Shady side we can see the ships go by. Take Fisher's Island, for instance. Fisher's Island lies eight miles off near London. You can see it from the New London harbor, crouching low down in the water, looking like the dorsal fin of some giant icthyosaurian fish, or like the undu lating back of an eight-mile-long alligator. When you get over to it an hour's merry journey on the steamer Skipjack you find a charming piece of land, with lulls and valleys, and pretty cottages nestled among them, and pleasant stretches of beach, and glimpses of fresh water lakes, and a splen did sweep of wide ocean in front of you. HE OWNS AN ISLAND. This whole big island, some 5,000 acres, which is set down in the map as belonging, for some occult resson, to New York, would better be credited in future editions to Pennsylvania, because it is owned almost all ot it by a citizen of Pittsburg. Mr. E. M. Ferguson can lean against the stone pillars of the breezy porch of his charming cottage, and reflect that, like Bobinson Crusoe, he is monarch of all he surveys or very nearly. Mr. Fergu son intends to dovelop the island, laying out good roads, employing all the natural advantages, and making attrac tive corner lots for cottages. You can get almost everything on Fisher's Island, except full dress receptions. There is good surf bathing at the South Beach. There is excellent exercise for swimmers, and' pleas ure and safety for children in the quiet waves of Little Hay Harbor. Clear, cool springs supply the cottages with abundant water. Bird3, wild flowers and sunsets and even sunrises, if one cares for them are served fresh every day in all parts of the island at your own door without stint. A camp of soldiers is stationed this sum mer on one corner of the island. Their white tents add interest to the landscape, and the bugle calls and the music of the military band morning and evening make a pleasant sound, the sea booming away an accompaniment of deep bass. Mr. Ferguson can entertain his fortunate friends not only by showing them the sur face of his island by way of the road, but by taking them around the outside of it in hfs handsome yacht. We innde a three days' cruise in the Vega last week, getting fine luck at mackerel fishing with hand lines off Block Island, skirting the shores of Nantucket and .Martha s v ineyard, and get ting a good sight of the start of the New York Yacht Club's race, beside the lightship at Brenton's Beef, near Newport. SHELTER ISLAND'S GLORY. I spent a day or two at Shelter Island, at the Manhanset House, which looks out over Shelter Island Sound, and is much resorted to by New Yorkers. One afternoon Mr. Wood, the principal owner of the hotel, took me a fine drive all over the island. The glory of Shelter Island is its beautiful and abundant trees. You journey about along shady country roads, bordered with alternate farm and forest, catching glimpses at fre quent turns of the way of the blue sea, which lies nil about you, and you have a conjunc tion of country and ocean which is singular and delightful. At Prospect there is auite a colony of cottages. About the middle of the island Prof. Horsford lives, a man well known by name to all readers of advertise ments and what a literature that field is getting to bel as the manufacturer of acid phosphate. Visitors to the Thousand Islands will re member how the neighborhood of Mr. War ner's residence is decorated (or desecrated) with big reminders ot his "Safe" remedies. There is nothing of this sort of thing in Shelter Island. Prof. Horsford lives in the old Sylvester house the oldest house on the Island. The Quakers fled here in the old days of the Massachusetts persecution, and the Sylvester family, who had big pockets reinforced by big hearts, took them in and gave them shelter. So that Shelter Island deserves its name by history as well as by geography. The old house stands strong yet, its brick and timber brought from England, good for a hundred gales. John Fox stood on those front steps once and preached to the Indians, the Spirit moving mm. Ana wnitneiamade a stop here and left the memory of a stirring ser mon behind him. The old mansion has a haunted looking-glass that would be worth while, if it were genuine. A real haunted looking-glass, into which looking, you could see faces which have long been dust, a win- aow into tne past tnat would be worth peer ing into at the ghostliest hour of the black est night, even in THIS QUIET ISLAND. There would be faces which we would be glad to see Stephen Goodyear, merchant. of New Haven, who sold Shelter Island in 1651 for "1,600 ponndsof good merchantable Muscovado sugar;" pretty Patience Svl vester, who, with her sister, Grissell, was rowed to shore on Sundays lor service in a canopied barge propelled by six strong negro slaves, and met her destiny one pleasant Sunday in the person of a bright young Frenchman, a Huguenot, who pre, ently found shelter in the sheltering island: Fox and Whitfield, and the Indians to whom they preached; even Captain Kidd, who burled treasure here, in one of those hiding places which seem to have been as numerbus as Washington's headquarters, and whom we may imagine, with his pirate companions, peering through the Sylvester wiuuuws aim geuing reuecieu in tne quick surface of the class these would be ghosts worth getting acquainted with! Shelter Island does not shelter manv jl lusuuigcn mis auuiiner, out at ureenport, which is opposite in plain sight, the Kev. Dr. White, of St. Andrew's Church, anchors his yacht Hermes, when he isnot skimming over the waters of Gardener's Bay. From Shelter Island to Sag Harbor is a two hours' ride in the steamer Manhanset, and from Sag Harbor to East Hampton is a seven mile dusty drive in a country stage. East Hampton, accordingly, has the happy dis tinction of being seven miles from a rail road. ALWAYS ON HAND. Nevertheless, Pittsburg is well and numerously represented here. East Hamp ton is, somehow or other, a great retreat for parsons. Dr. T. DeWitt Talmage owns several cottages here and usually spends his summers beside this beach. The Eev. Heber Newton lives here ia vacation time in a charming cottage on the drive, with n wide ocean on one side, the surf rolling il PITTSBURG DISPATCH, almost under the windows, and the fresh and quiet waters of Georgica pond on the other side, offering pepetual temptation to a sail. The Kev. W. K. Mackay, of St. Peter's, finds an inspiring change here from the atmosphere of Pittsbuag, and spends his summers enjoying his quiet cottage beside the drives and speeding his tricycle in the shade of the great elms which line the vil lage street. East Hampton is a quiet, quaint old town. It is all built along the sides of its one street. At one end is a graveyard and a windmill, and at the other end a wind mill and a graveyard. Between the two sets of queer neighbors runs the wide street, a generous street, broad enough to make three ordinary thoroughfares, with great spaces of green between the trodden roads. The houses are shingled, roof and sides, down to the ground, many of them un painted. The kindly and artistic hands of the rain and the wind have painted them a soft gray, very pleasant to look upon. The odd shapes, the steep roofs, the small-paned windows, make East Hampton houses look as if they had been wafted over here, along with the windmills, from some old Dutch town on the other side of the sea. In the house where I am staving John Howard Payne is said to have been born. Whether he was thinking of this humble roof and of these quaint rooms when he wrote "Home, Sweet Home," I know not. In the house next door Dr. Lyman ueech er is said to have lived during some part of his pastorate here. Old men still remember how enthusiastically he preached in the old meeting house, and how energetically he hunted deer in the East Hampton woods. Summer visitors have good cause to remem ber him gratefully by reason of the great avenues of trees, whose planting he is said to have superintended. There is a good beach here The sea comes in finely. The beach is steeper than the Jersey coast, and the water, not rolling over half a mile of hot sand as it does at At lantic City, is much colder, but all the better, we think, at East Hampton. Any way, after the hotels and sand of the Jersey beach. East Hampton, with its perfect quiet, its quaint houses and great trees, its drives and its windmills, is a blessed change. It is worth while riding over seven dusty miles to get here. A GHOST WITH A BROGUE Nearly Frightens a Little Party of Mourners Into Conniptions tSriCIAL TELEaitAM TO THE DISFATCH Washington, August 25. A few days ago a woman walking on the track of the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad was run over and fearfully mangled. A coroner's in quest resulted in her identification as Mary Flaherty, known to all Catholics of ihe Northeast section as "Holy Mary," because of her impression that she was like the Virgin Mary. She imitated the Holy Mother in every possible wav, and was one of the devontest of the devout. Certain ladies of St. Aloysius Church who knew Mary well, were much shocked by the news of her terrible death, and agreed that they would go to Providence Hospital, get the remains, and give them a proper burial. Previous to starting they repaired to St. Aloysius' and offered Ave Marias and Pater Nosters for the repose of Holy Mary's soul. While on their knees before the altar, a figure ap peared between them, which they simulta neously recognized as that of the dead woman. Nearly dead with fright and hardly able to speak, the ladies demanded of the supposed shade what it was doinz there, when it ought to be taking a last leave of its mangled body in the hospital. The ghost replied, with a good Irish brogue, that it knew what it was doing; it was praying for me sanation oi sinners like themselves. It required a good deal of argument to convince the ladies that a miracle had not been performed, and they were not quite certajn until they had seen the remains of the unknown. "Holy Mary" thought they were making sport of her, as she hadn't heard of her own death, and she came near using terms not -supposed to be in the vo cabulary of the Madonna. The dead woman was positively identified as Holy Mary by the Coroner "himselr, who knew her well, and now that Mary is still alive, there is a query as to the name of the person who was killed. KILGORE FORGOT HIS CDE. A Time When tho Trxns Objector Might Havo Done Some Good. rSFECIAI. TELEGRAM TO THB DISrATCH.l Washington, August 25. In the last Congress, Bepresentative Kilgore, of Texas, would invariably knock out the members with private bills by saying, "Begular or der, Mr. Speaker," and the members with bills in their hands would look daggers at the "Texas Watchdog," as Kilgore was called, and sink into their seats with a " -my luck," and a determination to get even, but somehow or other they never held any resentment against the Texas member, and at the close of the Congress he was one of the most popular members on the floor. In connection with this, a gentleman who was present on the floor of the Senate durin the inaugural ceremonies,tellsthe following story: "The Senate was crowded and the air -n-ne almost stifling. The chaplain was deliver ing himself of an unusually long-winded prayer. In front of me stood Messrs. Eeed. Butterworth and Phelps. They were mak ing observations of the crowd, and now and then would give a sigh. After gazing about them, Eeed espied Kilgore a few feet in front of him Turning to his companions, Beed said: 'There are quite a number of objectors on the Democratic side of the House. Take Kilgore, for instance. He beats Holman two to one, and that beats the devil. Now, when he could serve the coun try by demanding the regular order on that chaplain, he won't open his mouth.' Kil gore heard every word, but relused for once to demand the regular order." TDE DAT C0KKMKG DIED. A mistake In the Inscription on Ilia Mono, ment at Ullcn. ISrXCIAI. TZLEOllAM TO THE DI3PATCH.1 XTtica, K. Y., August 25. The monu ment to Koscoe Conkljng, recently placed over his grave at Forest Hill Cemeterv, in this city, bears this inscription: "Koscoe Conkling; born October 30, 1829, died Anril 16, 1888." r His death took place on April 18. The discrepancy was not discovered until the monument was set up. It is not possible to make a change without disfiguring the stone. T&a Is Your Blood Pure? If not. If you have boils, pimples, "humors," or indications of scrofula or salt rheum, you should take Hood's Sarsaparllla. which is the best blood purifier known. It effects wonderful cures where other preparations fall. Be snro to get Hood's. BLOOKER'S DUTCH COCOA. ISO CUPS FOR SL CHOICEST, PUREST. BEST. Je21-JtTT TRY IT. .! nQrd&ft MwMrai 1 isWlisfciTs"ihV"lir .r- -t. i , Ttl ..-a. . ..,,.' i ., '. ,,. , , ,, . .- MONDAY, AUGUST 20, CALLS FOB EEYENGE. The Blood of a Murdered Man Demands the Capture and Punishment of the Unknown Murderers A Vigor ous Sermon Over the Remains. SPECIAL TELEGEJLSt TO THE DISPATCH. Brooklyn, N. Y., August 25. The funeral of Christian W. Luca, the stalwart Brooklyn grocer who was murdered Thurs daymorning by Burglar Charles McElvaine, took place this afternoon. It was one of the moat impressive funerals which has oc curred in this city for some time. It was nearly 3 o'clock when the silver-mounted coffin, covered.with black cloth, was carried to the hearse. The pressure at the church was very great. More than 5,000 persons were assembled around it. The church has a seating capacity of 700. Kev. E. C. Kraeling, the pastor, officiated, and the ser vices were strictly in accordance with the Lutheran liturgy. Pastor Kraeling delivered an address in German, followed by a much briefer one in English. He said that they were all, re gardless of their religion or nationalities, gathered together by a common object to express their sympathy for the family of the murdered man. AU knew the facts of the bloody and terrible crime by which he came to his death, and it was not necessary to enlarge upon that point. The blood of this man called to-day to heaven forrevenge. "It is now," he continued with much em phasis, "the dutv of the authorities ouicklv to-bring the murderers the murderers, I say, and not the murderer to justice. They must all go as soon as possible to that highest judge, the Almighty. But we must at the same time pray to God for the souls of these men. We do not pray for the dead, but for the living, and even these men must not be forgotten in our prayers. You must not curse these men's souR The chief lesson to be derived from this sad event is that all reliance must not be placed on any human efforts, but on God. With the angel of God beside us we are safer than with a pistol in each hand." When the services closed the face of the dead was exposed, and for nearly an hour people kept filing past the coffin. Police man Kennedy, who so cleverly captured the murderer while ho was still dripping with the blood of his victim, was selected by the family to act as doorkeeper at the church. ANXIOUS ABOUT BIS SON. A Sample of the Queer Letters Received by Superintendent McDonald. rSPSCIAI. TELXQBAU TO TUB DISrATCH.l Washington, August 25. Dr. McDon ald, Superintendent of the Money Order System at the General Postoffice, gets some queer letters. Last week he received a pathetic one. It was from an Austrian, written in excellent language, on fine paper and with a penmanship worthy of a writing master. The writer wanted to know whether a money order sent by him to his son in Cincinnati had been paid to the payee. He had previously written to his son, and again to the postmaster at Cincinnati without getting information. He implored the United States Superintendent to tell him the facts, as he had not heard from his son for along time, and longed to know how he was. "If he has called for the money," says the letter, "please tell me how he was looking, for I fear that he hasn't written because he has been ill." The father's letter was dated at Olmutz, Moravia, and signed Cajetan Zehnula. The son's name is Joseph, and he is a journeyman baker, who has not writ ten to a sorrowing father for four months. An Attnck of Hydrophobia. rSrZCIAL TZXEOBAX TO THE DISPATCH.! Beavek Falls, August 25. Last night a farmer named Slocum, living in White township, about two miles north of here, was taken violently insane, and from the symptoms displayed it is feared he has hy drophobia. He shows great aversion to water and at intervals barks like a dog. Seriously Wounded in ll Riot. Wheeling, August 25. About 8 o'clock this evening a quarrel broke out among a lot of Polish coal miners, just on the lower edge of this city, and during the row Michael Sonnefelt shot John Markers, aced 17, in the back, the ball entering just under the collar bone, ranging forward and down ward. The wound is a serious one. MARRIED. NEELY-HALLEIt On August 22, 18S9, at the residence of her consin. Mrs. Br. William H. Williams, Baltimore. Md., by the Rev. J. W. Grubb, of Calvary Chnrch, MiS3 Ella M. Haixer to Geokge P. Neely, both of Allegheny City, Pa. DIED. ARMSTRONG Suddenly. Saturday, August 24. 1839, at 7 a. M.. Jake Dickson, widow of Cbarles H. Armstrong, aged 78 years. Funeral services from tho family residence, 625 Shady avenue, E. E., Monday afternoon at 2 o'clock. Interment private. 2 BENNETT On Saturday, August 21, I8S9, at G p. M William Bennett, Sr., aged 63 years and 8 days. Funeral on Tuesday, at 10 a. h., from his late residence. Southern avenue, Baldwin township. Friends of the family are respect fully invited to attend. Carriages will leave Semmclock Bros', office. No. 1720 Carson street, Twenty-sixth ward, city, at 830 A. jr. 2 HOLMES. On Sunday, August 25, 18S9, at her residence. 164 Locust street, Allegheny, Tempe Pinoley. wife of the Rev. C. A. Holmes, In the GOth year of her age. Notice of funeral in evening papers. MALONE Suddenly, Saturday. August 21 18S9, at 1130 1 M., James Malone, in his 31th year. Funeral on Monday afternoon, at 2 o'clock, from the residence of his brother, Ed Malone, 316 Forbes street. NOLAN On Saturday, August 21, 1SS9. at 7:30 1. M., at New Brighton, Pa., of scarlet fever, Charles, youngest son of Thomas B. andAngellne Nolan, or Washington, D. C, aged 2 years. Interment private at St. Man's Cemeterv on Monday, at 9.30 a. m. Washington papers please copy. SNEAD On Saturday, August 24, 1SS9, at 2:40 a.m., Bessie C, daughter of Emma J. Snead, aged 10 years, 6 months and 2 days. Funeral from residence of her grandmother, Mrs. Arthur Hobson, No. 9 Knoll street, Alle gheny, on Monday, August 28, 1SS9, at 2 p! m. Friends of tho family are respectfully invited to attend. 2 Cincinnati papers please copy. UBINGER Ou Saturday, August 24, 1SS9, at 8.10 p. M., Jacob Ubinqek, aged GO years, 7 months and 3 days. Funeral takes place from his late residence, 66 Bedford street. Twenty-seventh ward this afternoon, at 230 o'clock. Friends of the family are respectfully invited to attend. ANTHONY MEYER, (Successor to Meyer, Arnold fc Co., Llm.,) UNDERTAKER AND EMBALMER. Office and residence, 1134 Penn avenne. Tele phone connection. mylO-U9-MWFSu FLORAL EMBLEMS. CHOICE CUT FLOWERS AND SMILAX A. M. & J. B. MURDOCH, via SMITHFIELD ST. QlU Telephone 42a, deg-fi-Kwr ROSES, WATER LILIES. FLOWERS AND FLORAL WORK A GREAT SPECIALTY, ' At low prices during summer. JOHN R. & A. MURDOCH, Telephone 239. 503 SurrsFtELD St. Je2S-MWF -pEPRESENTEI) IN PITTSBURG IN 1SCI Asset? . $ 71,696 33. Insurance Co. of North America, Losses adjusted and paid by WILLIAM L JONES. 81 Fourth avenue. iaiO-aD A-t ' I nNTT A IN8CRANCE CO., -&T2-I 1 JN tt Hartford, Conn. Assets, January 1, 18S7 $98,839 EDWARDS & KENNEY, Agents, OQ Fourth avenue Pittsburg. lI5-59-J 1889. NEW ADVERTISEMENTS. NEW ADVERTISEMENTS NEW ADVERTISEMENTS, .ffi m o nsr 5rT CABINETS, TABLES, STANDS, CLOCKS, PEDESTALS. We havo Just opened an elegant line of the above goods and are safe In saying we havo the largest stock in the city. These goods will make elegant WEDDING PRESENT& Please call at new store of WATTLES &SHEAFER, JEWELERS, 37 FIFTH AVENUE. au28-3rwT DO YOU KNOW WHY BANKRUPT SALE Of J. R. ANDERSON'S stock makes this the BUSIEST PLAGE In midsummer, when all others complain slow business. of PRICES TELL -ON- CARPETS, DRY GOODS, CURTAINS, UNDERWEAR and NOTIONS. -- T, M, LATIMER, 138 Federal St, Allegheny, Pa, aul4-srwTSu LOOK ana BEAD. only by ROBINSON CO. Boston, Mass. Detachable Umbrella Covers. The old, worn out covers can bo taken off and the new one replaced In the space of A VERY F1SW MINUTES. They come in Gloria. Windsor and Puro Silk. Prices range at $175. $2, $2 25.12 60 and $3 each. We are tho sole apents in Pittsburg. Bring in your old Umbrella and see how quickly It can be mado new. HORNE & WARD, 41 FIFXM jLVENVE. au20-D CHAS. PFEIFER'S Men's Furnishing Stores, 113SMITHFIELD STREET, 100 FEDERAL ST., Allegheny. New lino of Flannel Shirts just received. All tbo new things In that line. Full line of Wbito Shlits, laundriedand un laundried. Best values lor the money. Dyeinc, cleaning and laundry offices. Pittsburg Telephone 1264; Allegheny Tele phone 3109. jy9-Mwr Established 1832. BROOM CORN. Broom Manufacturers Supplies PEANUTS. ROBERT DICKEY & CO., 77 WATER Sr. AND 98 FIRST AVE. Telephone 163. an23-31-MWF STEAMERS AND EXCURSIONS. CSC TTTH1TE STAR LIJJE- ITOK QUipjfSTOWN AND LIVERPOOL. Royal ard United States Mall Steamers. Germanic, Aug. !3 7amGernianlc 8ept.2S.2pm llrltannlc, Sept. 4, 1 p m Britannic. Oct. 2. 11 a m Adriatic. Sept. 11. 7a m 'Adriatic, Oct.9,5:30p m "Teutonic Sept.lS, noon Teutonic, Oc.l6,J0:30ani From White Star doc, foot or Vet Tenth at. Second cabin on these steamers. Saloon rates TO and upward. Second cabin. $35 and upward, according to steamer and location of berth. Ex cursion tickets on favorable terms. Steerage. (20. White Star drafts payable on demand In all the principal banks throughout Great Britain. An plrtoJon.N J.McCOltMICK, 0l Smltbfleld Bt.. FltUburir, orJ.BKUCElSilAJt. General Affent! 41 Broadway, Sew York. auil-12-D -TJNABD LINE. NEW YORK TO LIVERPOOL VIA QUEENS TOWN, fEOU JfIEK 40 NOEIH B1VEB. IfAST EXPBES3 MAIL SEKVICE. Bothnla,Aug. 28,6:30 AMlEtruria, Sept. 14. 9 AM vDia passage, pu, jai ana iuo; intermediate; f. Steerage tickets to and from all parts or Kurope at very low rates. VEK&ON H. BKOW.N CO., General Agents, 4 Uowlinr (lren. Miw Vnrt J. J. McCOlOIlCK. Apent. Fourth are. and Smltbfleld at., l'lttibnre. auIO-D ANCHOR LINE. Atlaniie Express Servica; LIVERPOOL via QUEENSTOWN. Steamship CITY OV KrjiJlE," from New York. WEDNESUAY. Sept. IS, Oct. 18. Saloon pasaare, MO and npward: second-class. S30. GLASGOW SERVICE. Steamers every Saturday from New Yorfc to GLASGOW and LONDONDERRY. Cabin passage to tilasgow. Londonderry, Liver pool, fJO and 60. Second-class. U0. Steerage passage, either service, fJO. Salmon ATfnrilnn tlikata tit railmiul Travelers' circular letters or credit and rrarU for any amount Issued at lowest current rates. For books of tours, tickets or information. Apply to HENJOEKSON BROTHERS. N. V.. or J. J. MCCORMICK. Fourth and Smlthneld: A. D. SCORER A SON, 415 Smlthfieid at., Pittsburg: W. UEMPLE, Jr., 1S5 Federal St., Allegheny. Jrzt-irvrr State Line To Glasgow, Belfast, Dublin and Liverpool. FROM NEW YORK EVERY THURSDAY. Cabin passage f3S to (50. according to location or stateroom. Excursion 3 to teo. ' Steerage to and from Europe at Lowest Rates. AUSTIN BALDWIN & CO.. General Agents, Uliroadway, New York. J.J. MoCORMICK, Agent, Pittsburg. Pa. , mhlS-D 'f Muraficttued I .o, THEF. P. I JW. Jd- SC t- 1 rll!v ' SI JrJSt one of tbosa 37 pal BradIey's Motets wx r2 shbi SjZ.tsjam1 wmv iuer were an suiu uu oaiuiujf :. SSraRyPiRKoTRy' ?ot anl many others were sold. Values did E4 Wgffl THERE'S METHOD -TS- OUMAMESS. We know what wo are about in slaughtering: prices in our present rough shod manner. "Make room for Fall and Winter Goods" is now our motto. Summer goods have had their daiy; what was sold early in season paid us a fair profit, and whatever we can now get for the remainder is better than carrying it over for another year. When the fall season opens we want to show the publio nothing but new goods. Therefore SUMMER GOODS MUST 60 AT ANY PRICE. They must "stand, not upon tho order of their going, but go quick ly," if there is any efficacy in low prices. SPECIAL LEADERS. Gentlemen's genuine French Balbriggan Shirts and Drawers reduced from 75c to 50c. Gentlemen's French Flannel Shirts reduced from 92 to 81 60. Gentlemen's fine Silk Scarfs All our 5,0c, 75c and 81 Scarfs reduced to 25a Gentlemen's genuine British Socks, full regular, reduced from 20otol2&c. Boys Star Shirt Waists reduced from 75o to 50c. Ladies Eibbed Cotton Vests, re duced from 22o to 12 J c. Ladies' Gauze Vests reduced from 25c to 18a Ladies' Balbriggan Vests re duced from 38c to 25a Ladies' fine Gauze Vests reduced from,50cto38c. Ladies' Silk Vests reduced from 81 to 75c. Ladies' regular made Hose, 20 styles to select from, reduced from 25o to 18c. Ladies' Berlin Gloves reduced from25ctol2Kc. Ladies' Pure Silk Gloves reduced from 50o to 25c. Fleishman & Co.,. PITTSBURG, PA. au24-D "Established Over Half a Century.', This Trade MarK Is on onr Windows. LADIES LOOKto YOUR FURS and brine them to us NOW for REPAIRING, REFITTING, REDYEING or SIAKING OVER into the newest FALL and WINTER STYLES, which are now ready. As we are daily getting busier In our Fur manufacturing department, we would advise those wishing anything done in this line NOT TO DELAY, as we can give more satisfactory work NOW than when our winter rush comes. PAULSON BROS., Manufacturing Furriers, 441 WOOD STREET. Fivo Doors from Fifth avenue. N. B. Inquiries by mail about abovo work, etc., receive our prompt and careful attention. anll-MWF "W. S. rrjoa.ev Wm. Semple's, 165, 167 and 169 FEDERAL STREET. Many changes in all departments, to be inaugurated September compel'us tocovet room already occupied. The advance arrivals i early Fall' Goods assist us in no way to get it. Can we have outsit aid, giving maryelously tempting bargains in exchange for the covetr room? As for example, prices good this week only, we offer a GLITTERING ARRAY OP BARGAINS: $ All worth one-half to double the monev. 20 nieces fine Phalli, ir- 6c a yard this week. 10 pieces extra wide India Linens, 8c this we 15 pieces American Satines, 6c this week. 10 pieces French Satin" J?PC 's wee- 5 pieces American Dress Ginghams, 5, 6 and 8 this week. 50 pieces fast color Batistes, 6j4c this week. SILKS AND DRESS GOODS. Black and colored Surahs, extra quality. 50c this week. Black G Grains, special values, 50c up this week. 24-inch Black Gros Grai 90c; superior values, $1 and Ji 25 this week. 1 pile 40-inch light ct orea aii-wooi tsuitmgs, 12JSC this week. coiors, 22sc, are 50c goods. 1 pile uuc m lmponeo. Lress raprics, etc, NEED THE MOST 1 pile black Sstockmette Jackets, doth Jackets, 08c this week. 100 50 Children Suits, 4 to 12 years, for half valiio An m-n,r n. f .... ......... .tutu .uituj u.u.., ivv uuuictuui iu mention. 'ffc' A cal lis solicited, whether to purchase or merely toqxamlne. PromnfaS courteous attention assured. The prices are not beautiful, for us to look on'ilSl Vi 11 j S "" uur waguiw win p,,r.,r "", '""!. ffc", FJS" "i iu.i.t .u.i a, vii iuu wunc, .ji i.cr None of those 37 pairs Bradley's blankets to-flav thev were all sold on Saturday. An odd day and a hot day. yet the 37 pairM lot and many others were sold, values am it. Blanket season is approaching there was a Dargam ana tne people smew it. But AS TO BLANKETS, there Are plenty others here, and all extra! value. Each price represents a blanket worth more. The prices: Scarlet, $2 60, S3, $3 60, W to $10. White. S3, ?3 50, , M 50 to $15. Lambs wool blankets at II 50 (Special). A bargain this morning in silks at 35 cents see special table, center of stores. The last week in August you can almost j see the end of the bargain season you're" thrifty if you invest in these 50-cent dress goods, either for school suits for the misses i or to lay away for next season. Hundreds and hundreds of people do it. B0GGS & BUHL, 115,117,119,121 Federal st, Allegheny.; au2S-D Looking Ahead. ist. Closing out of all sum-1 mer and medium weight clothing. 2d. Ready for school clothes lor the JtSoys, about bep- tember i. . There is a good deal ofj money to be saved NOW The broken sizes lots are going at prices. and very odd lowiS Wanamaker &. 'Brown, Sixth street and Fcnn aYcnue.1 au26-D'' THERE CAN BE NO DOUB As to vhere you should buy your FURNITURE, CARPETS and HOUSEFURNISHINGf GOODS, r . $!B economy is the obiect voilE nave in view. T KEECH'S MA3IMOTH Cash and Credit Houses 923 and 925 Penn Ave,, is the house for you to pat ronize, n you want to s money, and get dependa and stylish merchandise. Jen-KWT. PURE Apollinaris. Bedford, Poland BalaAi taris. Strontia, Saratogj. SorndeK Clvsmic. Beth esda, Vichy, BuffaloS1 Lltbia. Eureka. WATER GEO. K. STEVENSON & CO J5 SIXTH AVENUE. jaLWS-JOr Sept. 1. "W". SJ 1 pile 40-inch light and- da 42-inch Grays, 25c, always soldi proportionately low this weeEl ROOM HERE. $2 25 this week. 1 pile colored Tersevs. co. 60 nnrl 75c ihis weel fall and winter wear, Si. &a S53 .- .. "" Vitg give ui ine room ,our goods occuri "M. - .. PIaPHAU.wool Courm pair, never equaled? aoae-Ts-Bi x jm Tg w