S31i as&3a hwskb ;, v. cr'Tr ?$'"'""' IW1 HM8 ?ri ff- . THE PITTSBURG- DISPATCH, TEimSDAT, AUGUST IB, t 1889. mm.jsj - i . ,. jhl sMsnrrgosisj . n V Bipt. e ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, IMS. Vol.44, No. JS9. Entered at Pittsburg Postofflce, November 14, 1S87, as second-class matter. Business Offlco--97an.cie9FlfthAvenue. News Booms and Publishing House--75, 77 end 79 Diamond Street Eastern Advertising Office, Koojn 44, Tribune Building, .New York. Average net circulation of the dally edition of TnEDisrATCBforslx months ending July a, IS8S, as sworn to before City Controller, 29,914 Coplea per issue. Average net circulation of the Sunday edition or The DiSrM.TCII for three months ending July SI, 1S83. 54,897 Copies per lue. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. rOSTAOE TRIE IN THE CJrtTZD STATES. Daily Dispatch, One Year t 8 00 Daily Dispatch, Per Quarter , 2 00 Daily Dispatch, one Month 70 Daily Dispatch, including Sunday. 1 year. 10 00 Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday.lm'ths. 2 SO DaIlt Dispatch, Including Sunday, 1 month 90 fcUhDAY UiSPATcn, One Year 2 SO "U eeklt Dispatch, One Year Its The Daily DisrATCH Is delivered by carriers at )5cent per week, or including Sunday edition, at 20 cents per week. PITTSBURG, THURSDAY, AUG. 15. 1888. LITIGATION AND HITKDER. The fatal termination of the long and scandalous Sharon-Hill litigation, by the violent death of Judge Terry, yesterday, is an impressive example of the result of dis putes in which all restraints of law or de cency have been cast aside. This is no more than the expected termi nation to a life which has been so replete with violence as that of Terry. From the murder of Broderick down to the assault which he made on Justice Field, be dis played more of the qualities of the brawler and bravo than ot the jurist and gentleman. Whatever injustice he had to complain of at the hands of Justice Field, in that cele brated case which has conferred credit on no one connected with it, his resort to personal violence was unjustified. On the other band, no m alter how wanton the indignity, the account of the shooting fails to show provocation that will put the act of the deputy marshal, who seems to have been acting as Justice Field's body guard, in any other light than that of mur der. Full investigation of the case may show that the act was necessary to preserve life; but on the present statement of facts no such justification is shown. It will remain to be seen whether California justice is of such impartiality as to punish the homicide, or whether the deputy marshal has influence enough in the courts to get clear. The mixture of murder and litigation presented by this case is calculated to raise a doubt as to whether the civilization of the society where such things are possible is quite skin deep. THE WAY TO DEFEAT THEM. The charge against another constable, this time located in the hill district of the Southside, that lie has been deriving a reve nue by he process of instituting proceedings against the people there and then "settling" them, lends point to the opinion already expressed in these columns of the need of a reform among our constables and justices. But it also seems to disclose either a re markable prevalence of minor offenses among the people of that section or a still more phenomenal ignorance of the rights of the citizen. People should under stand that the surest way to defeat schemes of the sort that have been recently exposed is first to obey the law; and, second, to fight every false charge in court. People who are law-abiding and who insist on their rights can laugh at all such plans for bleed ing them. EQUELCHnra a eaueoadjob. Judge Gresham has been making a record again; and it is of the kind which will not increase the popularity of that outspoken jurist with the capitalists who plunder and wreck railroads, and the judges who display a remarkable readiness to forward their schemes when they are brought into court The action of Judge Gresham in the matter of the receivership of the Indianapolis, Decatur and Western Railroad was pub lished in our special dispatches; but there are tome very interesting points in connec tion with it which deserve public attention all over the oountry. The receiver in this case was appointed by Judge "Wood, of the Indiana district; but public comment upon the nature of the transaction reached Judge Gresham's ears, and as the superior Judge, he took occasion when in Indianapolis to call the receiver before him, and to subject him to a number of very pointed questions. This disclosed the fact that the debt of the road, on ac count of which the receiver was appointed, is $2,000,000, and that its net earnings are sufficient to pay the interest on the mortgage indebtedness. It also brought out the fact that the receiver had been turning over the earnings to the bondholders, and leaving the debts of the road for labor and supplies undis charged, with a somewhat evident purpose to let the unsecured creditors go without any chance of getting their money. In short the whole business had the Appearance of a job to wreck a solvent road for the express benefit of inside parties, and for the purpose of keeping unsecured creditors out of money which the corporation could well afford to pay them. Judge Gresham's prompt and sharp action in dismissing the receiver was not of course pleasant to the manipulators of the property or to the lower Judge who appointed the receiver; bnt its practical declaration that the United States courts in his circuit can not be used for such purposes, is likely to increase the public conviction that it would be well for this country to have more Judges and statesmen of Judge Gresham's fiber. HEW LITEHAEY IHF0HMATI0I. Novel and unexpected literary informa tion, combined with enlarged ideas as to the size of certain newspaper reporters' heads, is afforded by the discovery in a re port of an interview with Postmaster Gen eral Wanamaker, published in an Eastern cotemporary, that the interviewer launches ont into the first person singular as follows: I told Mr. Wanamaker that I saw Thomas Carlisle working night and day on his Dutch lirpubllc in his little brick house on Cbeyne row In Chelsea, England, and when 1 asked what be worked so hard for the busy writer said, "I work for a bronze statue in the park." Just so. We are permitted to hope that the next installment of this interviewer's literary reminiscences will be that John Latbrop Motley told him, when putting the finishing touches to his great historical work on the city of Weissnichtwo that his pur pose was to earn a monument in Westminster Abbey. We will be fortunate if we escape a story that Thomas Farquhar Tupper when padding out the meter of "In Memorials" de clared that he did not care a continental for the fame of being Poet Laureate, but that the 100 a year was extremelv handy when the grocer's bill came due. There is noth ing like injectinga high literary personality into newspaper interviews, even if you have to send It in with a squirt gun. THE GLASS SITUATION. A window glass manufacturer is reported as complaining of the difference in wages which the glassworkers' union, establishes as between the old factories and the tank furnaces, and to assert that he is in favor of a combination or trust among the owners of pot factories to put up tank furnaces for the production of window glass. With regard to the first point, if the union has conceded an actually lower rate of wages to the tank factories than to the old style, it is an injustice; but if the claim of the pot factories is that wages should be made enough lower to them to make up for the saving in labor established by the new system, that is plainly inadmissable. The utterances on the subject are not very clear; but it hardly seems likely that a concern which has been seeking workers from the la bor organization should have obtained hands at less than the rate of wages prevailing in the other factories. The resort of building other tank glass works is obviously the only one, if the tank system can produce glass more cheaply than the pot system. Bnt our glass manufacturer is in error in supposing the trust to be the sort of combination necessary to build tank furnaces. The corporation laws of the State permit glass manufacturers or anyone else to combine in a corporation for building factories; and establishes a responsibility that will be far more attractive to the stockholders than the irresponsible and anomalous trust. Trusts are not organized to put up new.factories; they are intended to combine the factories already existing so as to prevent competition. As the object of the new tank factories is' avowedly to compete with the one already established, the trust organization would not only be unnecessary but actually un available. In other words, for the legitimate purpose of competition by the latest and most ap proved methods, the legitimate form of or ganization is preferable to the illegitimate. BBINKLETS THE PLACE. There is no use whatever in continuing the controversy as to the site of the World's Fair in 1892. New York, Chicago and St Louis can save their wind for someother occa sion. They are out of the race. Not a chance for these over-grown villages exists. They are overshadowed altogether by thn immense proportions of Brinkley, Ark. Against Brinkley awakened and eager to have the Exposition no other place can expect to prevail. It may be asked how do we know this? A question easily answered. The Brinkley Argus without hesitation and in the plain est language possible informs the world that Brinkley means to have the World's Fair, and modestly rehearses the stnpendons advantages that metropolis possesses over its rivals. The Argus has no doubt on the subject; why should we? Where Brinkley is we do not think it necessary to say. We have it on the best authority that there are many people in the State of Arkansas who will swear that there is plenty of room in and around Brinkley for twenty World's Fairs. Six railways cater to Brinkley's wants, and to the wants of those who desire to get away from Brinkley. In other re spects Brinkley is a gold-plated, glorious git-up-and-git emporium of Western enter prise. The poetio editor of the Argus compares Brinkley to a great argosy, wafted by angels' wings and heralded by ten thousand songsters. We believe him, and venture to assert that not one of the ten thousand songsters crows louder than the Argus' talented conductor. We can almost hear his wings flap. To Brinkley the spoils belong. Let ber have the World's Fair and let the war between the cities of the East and West cease. NEVADA'S SAD FLIGHT. The State of Nevada is in a bad way. Whereas in 1876 nearly 20,000 voters appeared at the polls in Nevada, in 1888 but 12,000 votes were counted. To-day her population Is little more than 60,000, and it is still on the down grade. It will not be long before she will be unable to maintain her State Government; the burden of doing so is almost too much for her to bear now. What is to be done? The question has no precedent It is reasonably difficult at times for a Territory to become a State, but we know of no process under the Constitution by which a State can again become a Terri tory. A State once, a State forever, seems to have been the intention of the trainers of the Constitution. Such a case as Nevada's has never occurred before, and is not likely to happen again. But this is no comfort to Nevada. She will be calling for legislative relief before long. Some suggestions have been made In the line of a union of Utah with Nevada; only to be hotly repudiated by the Mormons. They bid Nevada hook herself on to the skirts of California. There is some justice in this advice. Nevada has never been any thing but a tool of California millionaires. How-Nevada shall be relieved is not to be determined ofihand, and while a plan is be ing devised the citizens of the decaying State should make the wealthy Califormans who have always had a lien upon Nevada's Senatorial seats pay handsomely for the privilege. The money so obtained would be sufficient to support the State Govern ment BIDS FOB ONE C0NGEES8MAN. The peculiarities of political inconsist ency are pretty closely matched with regard to that Congressional election in the princi pal sugar district of Louisiana. The Phila delphia Record, as we pointed out the other day, temporarily abandons its free trade views in order to assure the voters of that district that they must stick to the Demo cratic party in order to be sure of the bene fits of protection on their products; and the Chicago Inter Ocean keeps up its end of the string by telling them that they must vote for the Republican candidate in order to se cure "the difference between a protective tariff of $17 per hogshead of cane sugar and a tariff which will permit foreign beet root sugar to compete with the products of Louisiana." This seems to indicate the conviction on both sides of the political fence that the only way in which to secure success is to make the high est bid for it The free trade Democratic organ Is willing to throw over its avowed principles in order to secure one Southern Congressman, and the Northern paper, whose party has been calling for the abolition of the sugar duties, asserts its willingness that scores of Northern districts shall be lmper iled in order to gain one Congressman from Louisiana. These is a discussion as to whether Mr. Gilbert shall kelect Egyptian affairs or the recent revolution in Hawaii for the subject of his next burlesque But the trouble with both is that the amount of burlesque which has nn actual existence in each sub ject would beggar even Gilbert's powers of taking them off. Juoos Cooley's demand for an amplifi cation of the powers of the Inter-State Com merce Commission by the next Congress will have some cogency when the present powers of that body have been fully exerted and havo been found to be Insufficient 80 long as the commission omits to mate a sin cere use of all the powers lodged iu it to enforce obedience to the inter-State com merce law, the proposition io increase those powers, and to leave them unused and among the features of dead-letter legislation, involves a waste of valuable paper and use ful printing material in their publication. Hon. S. 8. Cox has returned to the East, and gladdened the Democratic heart with the information that all the Northwestern States are going Democratic. Mr. Cox's political Amotion Is evidently to cast the roseate glow of sunset all over his political surroundings. The fearful length to which the literary rivalry of different cities may be carried is illustrated by a grave charge of the Boston Herald against "Will Carleton's use of 'pachyderms' as a word, accented on the third syllable, in his Earper't Bazar poem." This still leaves a question whether there is the greatest inconsistency with literary culture in the thick-skinned condi tion represented by the New York poet or in the thick-headed state of mind indicated by his Boston critic. The French Government having con victed its political opponents unheard, now sentences them to imprisonment in fortified places, which the absent statesman will take care to avoid. French politics are nothing if not original. Me. Chatjhcey M. Depew reports that the people abroad have got an idea that the United States is spoiling for a fight with some foreign country. It is to be hoped that Mr.1 Depew took occasion to correct the mis apprehension. Talk about fighting and really wanting to fight are "two very differ ent things. Ihe great mass of the people of the United States do not want real war fare, any more than the Georgia duellists are thirsty'for actual slaughter. The London police, after taking a month to find out what it knows about -"Jack the Bipper," is obliged to make a formal pro fession of the state of mind of Jo in "Bleak House" and confess that they "don't knew nothink." Nobtu Dakota is evidently determined to establish its claim as the champion State for Western rapidity, by the assertion that it already possesses forty-four legislative boodlers. The future State that develops the boodle element before it'attaius to the rank of statehood can only justify its exist ence by a proportionate rapidity in develop ing the kind of .reform which will lodge the boodlers in the penitentiary. One decided utilityof the Brown-Sequard elixir has already been developed. It came just in time to deal the finishing blow to the faith cure craze. A Chinese play is running in San Francisco, having been in operation two weeks, and having got to the. end of the second act As there are four more acts to be played, it will be seen that the action of the Chinese drama approximates that mad dening and intoxicating illustration of eternity on a small scale, 'which has been heretofore supposed to be monopolized by the tariff debates in Congress. Califobnia. litigation has established its proud claim to be more deadly in its shooting scrapes than the Chicago brand. Kileain is gathered in by the officers of the law. Now if the Governor of Mississippi can get his clutches on some of the high toned spectators who patronized the fight, and give them an opportunity to learn the useful occupation of breaking stones on the road, he will demonstrate his claim to be considered the man for the hour. PEOPLE OP PEOMINENCE. Colonel Elliott F. Shxfabd has been visiting Warren, Pa., the homo of his boyhood. His father was a bank cashier there some 60 years ago. The Queen of Italy is an ardent student of Volapuk. She is a subscriber of tho Stuval, the organ ot the new language printed at Milan, and is said to read it with ease. It is now said tint it was not lack of money which prevented King Kalakau's trip to the Paris Exposition, but fear that he would lose his throne it he did not stick right by it Bobebt Louis Stevexsoh intends to visit the Ellis Islands, where the natives are still addicted to cannibalism. He wants to see if he can make them swallow his newest story. The oldest banker in the -country is Deborah Powers, senior partner in the bank ot D. Powers & Sons, Lanslngburgh, N. Y. She is 99 years old and shrewd enough to be a thousand. Senator Camebon is strongly in favor of enlarg ing the President's house at Washington, or building a new one. But he would not have the present White House, with its Illustrious historloal associations, removed or demolished. The Prince of Wales is In very bad health. On of his less is tremendously swollen. Since he had typhoid fever he has been troubled more or less from a varicose vein which pre vents his riding at present, and interferes greatly with his walking. Constantine, heir to the Greek throne, is in his 22d year. He is a very handsome young man and has a most fascinating manner. He is extremely fond of military matters, bnt has devoted a great deal of time to the study of literature. He can read and speak English, French, German, Russian and Danish. THE PHONOGRAPH IN ITALY. Edison's Invention Creates Something of a Sensation In That Country. Washwotoit, August 11 Charles H. Wood, Vice Consul General tojlome, reports to the State Department July 29 that Slgnor Enrico Copello, who formerly resided many years In the United States, has purchased the right to sell the Edison phonograph in Italy. As a preliminary step to this enterprise, the Consul reports that Slgnor Copello visited Rome, bringing with him the first phonograph ever seen in the kingdom. It was exhibited before representatives of the Senate and Chamber of Deputies, leading scientists and King Humbert The King dictated a congratulatory message ot tbo phonograph to the inventor, and re quested Slgnor Copello to carry to Queen Mar caret at Venice a phonograph message. The Invention awakened great interest throughout the country, the Vice Consul says, aiid the columns of the press are tilled with handsome tributes to Mr. Edison and to the Inventive genius of the American people generally. Kicks Kay Follow Kisses. rrom the .Philadelphia Inoulrer.i There Isn't much doubt that some Of the Em perors who are kissing each other now will be kicking each other before the year is out A Candidate Wanted. From the Philadelphia Times.: The Democratio nomination for State Treas urer appears to be hunting for a candidate who won't decline. " THE" TOPICAL TALKEB. 1 The Blx Bass Voice at Canty Island Same Actors' Way of Summering A Blue Pup That Nobody Wants. Whes you step from one of the Iron steam, boats on to the new iron pier at Coney Island you will probably hear a very deep and mellow bass voice say: "Step1 lively! More along there." When you take the boat again you will encounter that same rich voice as you pass through the last turnstile on the pier. It comes from some part ot the Internal economy of a stout but not very tall man in navy blue and brass buttons.. He is a ticket taker for the steamship company, and his smooth, regular featured, rather jolly face has shone at the same place for several summers. The voice he possesses is not natural; it couldn't be. Prob ably he acquired it after tremendous cultiva tion. When he isn't saying In his sonorous yet mellifluous tones: Come along nowl All right, sir; pass right alongl" and adding a new gloss to the rather faded glories of the Isle of Coney he is a bad bold villain or a bluff, -big-hearted papain some stirring melodrama. Two years ago he traveled with the "White Slave" through the country, and played a small part reasonab'y well. His voice is his principal stock in trade on the stage as it is on the pier. I never beard the equal of that bass voice. The echoes of it are ringing in my ears now, and curiously enough make me ravenously hungry. I suppose this is the result of parallel mem ories of the sea air those vocal echoes call up. When that voice comes to Pittsburg again I mean to let the publio share the delight of hearing It with me. What do actors do in summer? Many, nay most ot them, enjoy the vacation as the rest of us who are lucky enough to know what a long summer holiday is. Of those who do not follow the beaten path there are the actors who spend all their earnings as they go along, and so have none left when the season closes, and there are those who manage to throw away their earnings in the first two or three weeks of the vacation, Both these classes finally drift on to Broadway in New York and snatch a precarious living there, how I can hardly say, though the ways of the Blalto are tolerably well known tome. The, lunch counters suffer terribly; so do the pockets of actors, managers, theatrical agents and others who have money, and are foolish enough to get within reach of the birds of prey. A great many country managers, as the Hew Yorkers call all managers of theaters without the limits of the metropolis, get to New York in July and August They have to plunge into the theatrical pools between Twenty-sixth and Thirty-third streets, and tbey are generally played for all they are worth by the penniless gentry on the lookout for suckers. But so mauy of the country managers now leave their booking to dramatic agencies that victims are scarcer on the new Blalto than tbey used to be on the old. . . THE other day a well-known Piitsburg law yer was surprised by a visit from an old client who had left a rather large bill unsettled for a long term of years. The attorney was still more surprised when the visitor pulled out a check book and wrote out a check for the full amount due. The passage of money between client and lawyer always clears the air and brings out the sun. On this occasion it also brought out the whisky. Things became extremely pleasant The lawyer told some of his best stories, and not a single time did the client fail to laugh in the right place. So it went on till the conversa tion turned upon dogs. Both men proved to De dog lovers, and the layman excited the law yer's Interest by describing a fine litter of Skye terrier puppies. "I'll give you one," said the visitor effusively. "Thar s asking too much, old man," said the lawyer. "Not at all. I'll send it down to-morrow." "But the dog's too valuable. I don't see how I can accept it" "You must," said the owner of the Skye puppies; but the lawyer went on protesting until the former said: "You're welcome to one, I'm sure; they're no sort of good to any body." That clinched the matter. The visitor left Next morning a very weary-looking puppy arrived by a boy who fled precipitately as soon as be had put the animal down. ( Thore is, or was yesterday afternoon, a blue pnp in a Diamond street office which anybody is welcome to take away. It is as the donor said no sort of good to anybody. HE KNEW THE PEISONEE. . A Witness to Character Sends His Brother to Sing Sine. New York, August 11 James Anderson, 19 years of age, of 221 Broome street, was tried to day before Judce Glldersleeve for stealing clothing from 40 Mercer street Anderson, It is alleged, darted into the store and seized the clothing and ran into the street The only witness who saw him in the store was a young girl, and she was not very sure it was Ander son. Anderson himself testified with creat gusto that it was a caso of mistaken identity. Ho was a Californlan, he said, and he recited the names of many wealthy and influential em- E lovers there. He described circumstantially is history in California. Lawyer Pardy looked around the courtroom for bis witnesses to Anderson's good character. He saw a gentleman whom he thought he recog nized and asked If he knew tho prisoner. "Certainly, I have known him since he was a boy said the gentleman. "Myname isGrant." "Go to the witness stand, Mr. Grant" cried Mr. Pnrdy. Mr. Grant kissed the Book and Mr. Purdy began' Q. Now, sir, can you testify to this mau's character? A. Yes, sir. , Q, Very well, sir, please do so, and speak up loud so that last juror way back there can hear. A. Yes, sir. I'll speak loud enough for anyone to hear. That man is my brother. His name is not Anderson. He is a thief from way back. He never did a stroke of work In his life. He is the black sbeep of the family. State prison will never be full until he gets there. He gives a recommendation from a lady here. I believe the recommendation is false. I Mr. Purdv crasned ones or twice and tnM Mr Grant he could step down. The Jury convicted Anderson, alias Grant without leaving their seats. He was remanded for sentence. BUBB0UNDED BI FLAME. Two Men la a Earning; Forest Save Their Uvea In n Cave. Helena, Mokt., August 11 John Bloom and Louis Biff, Just returned from a trip to the Cceur d'Alene, give the details of a thrilling experience. On July SO tney left Murray, Idaho, for Missoula, Mont, with two wagons and four horses. They had been warned at Murray that the Journey would be dangerous on account 01 forest fires raging alone the line from there to Thompson. A few hours after they started the roar of flames was heard and they urged their teams as rapidly as possible The speed of tbe horses was Slow compared to tbe rapidity at which the fire traveled. Tbey were soon overtaken, and, leaving their teams in a deep ravine, ran for shelter to a deserted tunnel which was in tho dense timber. Their place of refuge was entirely sur rounded, and it was five days before they Were able to get out They were entirely shut off from their wagons containing provisions. There was a small spring in the tunnel from which tbey obtained wa ter-butthey were with out food nearly five days. The flames burned their horses and wagons. Times Havo Chanced Somewhat. It would take columns to enumerate all the dainty and wonderful little timepieces that have been made during tbe past 400 years. They bave been made not larger than peas, and set in rings for physicians to facilitate the count ing of the pulse. They have been "fixed in bracelets, brooches, eye glasses, tops of um brella handles and even on the ends of lead pencils, where they occupy the same position as the rubber on the average Faber. That this is a great age goes without sayinc when we consider that It has only been 300 years since only tbe European monarchs could afford a roughly constructed iron pocket clock. To-day a month's work on a farm will buyas fine a cold watch as any man need to carry. DEATHS OP A DAY. 'yqnlro William Grace. Squire 'William UcCulley Grace, died last Mon day, at bis home, Loreus avenue. The 'Squire was the pioneer of Chartlers, and he was respected for bis jrenlat disposition. Ha cultivated a large number of fruit trees on his One estate, which cot eredlOOacres. Bcveralyears gc a building boom took place at Dogtown." The 'Squire bad con siderable land there which he sold at a snur proat. On bis property the rtsldentswtihed to oneu up a road war, but owing 10 some hitch, las band, and has full charge of the property. Tna I captain was 70 years old, and will be burled to-day. I C0TTING EACH OTHEE'S THE0ATS. Keif York Chinese Laundrrmen Engaged la a Lively Race War. rsrXCIAL TXlMBAlf TO TUB DIS ATCIt.t New Yobe, August 11 The Chinese laundrymen of New York are now engaged in a race war. It began' about two weeks ago be tween the Laiy and LI factions in Harlem, and has become almost universal. Each faction has been doing its best to oust the other from the washing business by cutting rates, until now a white man can In many parts of city get his shirts done up in style fcr 6 or Scents, and collars and cuffs tor 1 cent each. It is expected that many laundries will not only wash and iron for nothing, but will give chro mos in the bundles they deliver to their cus tomers. Already several laundries on Second and Third avenues, between Eightieth and Ninetieth streets, have hopes of cheap cigars and demijohns filled with Fourth ward wbltky. ready to be given away to their patrons on Sat urday, while on Fourth street near Washing ton Square, the Chinese laundry men have en gaged canvassers to go to the patrons of rival shops with boxes of fresh cigarettes and bot tles of perfume under their arms to be given away. . This method of doing business has been tbe means of driving quite a number of "washees" out of business within the last few days. This , spirit of contention prevails not only amongthe Chinese laundrymen, but among all the China town shopkeepers. It has got so now that no small Chinese grocer can exist In Mott, Pell or Park streets, because the larger Arms, by Im porting their goods direct from China, are able to sell to consumers at home cost using the money tbns obtained to buy American goods and sell them In China at a Dig profit The smaller firms, not being able to do this, are obliged to quit One big firm, that claims to be worth over 200.000. employs several horses and wagons to deliver laundry supplies and Chinese groceries to their countrymen all over tbe city, at a lower rate than any other shop in China town. Altogether, the financial as well as tbe social condition of tbe Chinese ot New York is any thing bnt enviable t tbe present moment. Here is the Chinese warket report for August 11 12 o'clock, noon; Money loans, 25 per cent per week, good se curity. Sharks' ans, formerly tS; now 12. llirds' nests, formerly 5; now II SB. Fantan stocks, formerly f SO per share, now Opium, way ahead, formerly S3 25; now S3. Other sjnful things equally nigh. THE EMXIB A PAILDEE. Experiments In Philadelphia Prove to be Very Unsatisfactory. Phii.aeei.phia, Angust 11 The resident physician's room at tbe Medico-Chlrurglcal Hospital was crowded to-day with patients who either had tried or were prepared to try the Brown-Sequaro methed of treatment Those who had tried are not in any sense car ried away with it To a man, all the patients who have been treated declined anything fur ther in the same line. Among those were Andrew Drummond, aged 67, janltocof the college, and James Henderson, aged 58, who were each given an injection in the arm on Monday. For td-day's clinic, Prof. Boenntng, tbe operating physician bad prepared a solu tion of the Brown-Sequard elixir. Prof. Boen ning said to-day that the object of the experi ments that were being made at the college was simply to establish whether the Brown-Sequard elixir had therapeutic properties that could be recognized by their effects. He repeated with emphasis that the faculty of the college wero not committed to any belief concerning it and would not apply it otherwlsevthan as an experi ment upon patients who were to take it at their personal risk. After treating several patients tbe doctor asked if any of the patients treated yesterday desired to receive another injection to-day, bnt there was not a solitary response. Dr. Boen ntng then announced that there would be no further publio demonstration of the Brown Sequard treatment at the Medlco-Chirurgical College after to-day. The patients treated to day would be heard from privately. The doe tor said that out ot 117 cases operated upon, five of them bad developed abscesses. Ab scesses, be said, were not always injurious, and very generally they were beneficial after a patient recovered from one and the In flammation was drawn from it So that noth ing definite could be based one way or tbe other on the forming of abscesses, while be and his professional associates were skeptical as to tbe therapeutic properties contained In the so-called elixir, the doctor said that they were one and all open to conviction, If anything could be revealed to them to sustain what has been ascribed to its remedial power. All the patients who suffered more or less deleterious effects from the treatment were nreserined for. The two newspaper men who undertook to test tne enxirare recovering -under the care 01 Dr. Boennlng himself. One was very much im proved to-day, and tbe other was still confined to bed. , PITCHED BATTLE IN CUUKCH. The Clergymnn's Nose Smashed and Severn! Brethren DUflgured. Indianapolis, August 11 The congrega tion of Mount ZIon Baptist Church was in court yesterday for having participated in a general fight in the church. There has been trouble over the pastor. Elder Morton, for some time, the congregation being about equally divided in opposing and supporting him. He was locked out of the church by order of the trustees, and this provoked threats ot violence from his followers, but with a view to bringing about an adjustment of the difficul ties, the elder was induced to tender his resig nation. Elder Williams was brought to tbe church to conduct services as his successor. One of the deacons cot up and declared that he should not occupy tbe pulpit. The elder replied that he was there to preach the' Gospel and he pro posed to do so if be bad to fight. With this tbe row began. Tbe pastor's nose was smashed, and a general knock-down .followed. Several of tbe brethren were badly disfigured when they appeared in conrt The contending fac tions swore out warrants-tor the arrest of each other on charges of assault and battery and disturbing the peace. HALF A LOAF. The Bankrupt Firm of E. ot A. H. Bnchel lor Will Fny 30 Cent on the Dollar. I SPECIAL TXLBQBAK TO TBB DISrATCn.1 BOSTON, August 11 The assignees of the estate of E. & A. H. Bachellor. the big boot and shoe manufacturers whose zeeent failure was duly chronicled, report that the firm's liabili ties are about 81,300,000. and that the assets will net enough to pay about GO cents on the dollar. The outstanding orders at tho time ot the failure are being filled, and in that way the creditors will bo enabled to receive a larger percentage than If tbe factory had been shut down at the time ot tbe suspension of the firm. Why Father Time Is Bald. From the New Orleans Picayune.! Old man Time, with a scythe. Is pictured always with a bald head. Ambitious people made blm bald in their hustling; grasping efforts to take time by tho forelock. TEI-STATE TEIFLE8. A Miss Keith, of Clay township. Hunting, don county, a few days ago while out picking huckleberries, noticed a flame of fire coming up out of tbe ground near by, Tbe flame lasted a few minutes when it disappeared, at which time the young lady beard a voice say: "That is for you." This statement it is said, can be vouched for by reliable persons. SAMUEL WiLDniCK, of Stoddartsville, aged 97 years, walked to Wilkesbarre, over 2) miles, to visit a man, day before yesterday. Mr. Wildrickis.the father of 28 children. Two weeks ago be cut two new teeth. Mrs. WiLHELir, of Niles, O., found a to gold piece in the crop of a chicken she was prepar ing for dinner. Mb. Jonw S. Milled, ot Manheim vicinity, responding to his little son's call, found a very large weasel in his wagon shed killing a rooster. He clutcbed it by the neck, bnt it turned on him and clawed him. He was pretty badly torn, but he got its head beneath his heel and ground its life out . blind dog that finds its way over the country unaided and is often seen miles from borne. Is a curiosity owned by a farmer In the vicinity of St Clairsville. O. A West Virginia, exchange speaks of "a lady tramp." A tabmeb in Jefferson county, O., whose poultry 'was disappearing rapidly, resolved to capture the foxes which, were doing the thiev ing. So he tied a couple of live bens to a stako In his flsld and set traps all around them. The next morning the hens had disappeared, but not one of the traps bad been disturbed. , Ahoo In Pleasant county, W. Vs.. and ate toad, a4 dld fcom the efleii poison. caught U of Its A COUSTEI OP CAYES. A Qunlnt L,!tllo Southern Town With a Snb ternnuean Blver Under It How a Brave Girl Saved Her Father's Life Reminis cences of War Times. The little town of Union Depot Tenn., Is built over a cave. During the war. when the Confederates held undisputed possession of this section of the country, it was named Zolll koffer, in honor of that brave commanderwho lost his life at Sinking Springs. The feeling among the inhabitants at Zollikoffer was de cidedly against the ordinances of secession, and when the Federal army marched Into upper Tennessee, and tbe Stars and Stripes floated in every direction, the patriotic Zollikofferans held a meeting in the town ball, and unani mously agreed to call the place Union Depot Union Depot it remains to this day. It is on the southern bank of the Halston river, and is what in the parlance ot that country-is denominated at "string town." There Is one principal street and at the lower end, where the bluff on 'which it Is built elopes toward the river, is a spring of water. This spring furnishes the torn with its aaueons supply, and early in the morning and late at night tbe Inhabitants, men, women and chil dren, wend their way toward the "water works" with buckets, barrels and firkins. Tbey Cannot Sink Wells. " Several ot tho Inhabitants bave attempted to sink wells on their premises, but they bave met with signal failure. At a depth of SO feet their drills have suddenly sunk out of sight and through the aperture thus made could be heard tbe gush and gurgle of a swiftly running stream. Union Depot rests on a thin stratum of soil and rock, and underneath boils and tumbles a gigantic underground river, which, uniting its waters wltb the Halston, swells that stream bolow the railroad bridge to a volume that admits ot partial navigation where the stream is up to Prather's dam. This is a country of caves, says a corre spondent of the Philadelphia inquirer. Five miles to the soutb. ana tho probable source of tbe river that flows beneath the town, is a suc cession of caverns that hold In their depths im mense deposits ot saltpetre, which were util ized during the war by the Confederate Gov ernment for the manufacture of ennpowder. Near these caverns are the famous "bat caves," which give shelter to millions of these noc turnal flyers. For hundreds of years the bats have made these caverns their abiding place, and the guano deposits are a great source of profit to the owner. In these caves during tbe war hnndreds ot Union men found shelter, while being piloted through the lines by Don Ellis, the famous Union scout The Scene of Many a Skirmish. All this section of country was distracted with feudal troubles during the war. Colonels Snap, Ledhetter and Leith, ot the Confederate forces, with their partisan bands, ravaged the country from one end to tbe other, and were met with stern resistance by the Union home guards. At the beginning of hostilities the bridge across tbe Halston, above Union Depot was fixed upon for destruction by the Confed erate officials. A band of men under Colonel Ledhetter were sent up from Knoxville to fire the structure. Tbey arrived In tbe town Just after sunset and proceeding to the bridge found it guarded by two men. One of these guards ran away when the Confederates began to smear the bridge with coal oil, but the other remained, and, shotgun in band, opposed the marauders. As they advanced he retreated, fighting tbem step by step, and several of the guerrillas, shot dead, fell from the bridge into the turbulent stream and were carried on down toward the Tennessee. Defiant to tbe Last. Finally the brave defender was overtaken and one of the Confederates, who knew him, cried out with musket cocked and presented at his heart: "Surrender, or you are a dead man." "Never!" cried the watchman, and he dis charged his shotgun full at the advancing man's neart. The Confederate fell upon the ties, and his body, resting for a moment finally tumbled into tbe river below. The burly watchman's gun was empty and he had shot away all of bis ammunition. He clubbed his gun, and in the lurid light, already flaring about blm from the fired bridge, he faced his enemies, resolute, de fiant to the last Thev rushed upon him and bo was overpowered. His gun was wrested from his hands, and a stout rope was wound auuub ua uouy, isst inclosing nis arms. Tbey Would Lynch Him. "What shall we do with him" asked the leader. "He should hang! Hang him!" echoed the chorus. "To the cedar grove!" was the order, and those grim guerrillas, with the bound watch man in their midst marched back across the bridge, now a sheet of flame, and through the town, to a dense grove of cedars on the ridge beyond. Here they halted, and tbe leader of the band, addressing the prisoner, said: "It's tbe verdict of the crowd that you be hanged. Havo yon anything to say?" "othing!" was the defiant answer. "You are whelps and I am a Union man. Do your worst" "String him up!" ordered the leader, and a rope was produced and knotted about tbe patriot's neck. He was allowed a minute for prayer, and his white lips were inaudibly voicing a lastpetltlon to the Great Father, when a slender, girlish figure, attired in snowy white, burst through tbe grim throng and threw her arms around the doomed man's neck. Saved br Ilia Daughter. With nervous fingers sbo undid the noose, and forcing tbe stern-visaged crowd aside, cried out in daughterly indignation: "For shame! You are 60 to 1, and you would commit murder. This is my father. If you hang him you shall bang me also." The guerrillas were abashed at this bold de fense, and for a time said nothing. Finally one man spoke, and he evidently voiced tbe sentiments of his fellows, for his words were wildly cheered. "Now," said be, "let's adjourn. Jed Davis is a free man." "Aye I Aye!" was the answer, and they slunk away, leaving father and daughter to make their way back to the llttlo town, which now was photographed against the sky's black back ground by tho lurid glare of the burning bridge. Father and daughter still live In Union Depot and every night tbe brave girl, now a matron with children about ber knees, gathers up ber two bright tin buckets and journeys to tbe spring below tbe town, chatting gayly with ber neighbor women, A ST0BI 0FBE0WN-SEQUAED. He StuekPlns In a'Pntlent and She Called Him a Fool. From the Boston Courier. Now that the newspapers are all talking of Dr. Brown-Sequard. and bis wonderful elixir stories of his experiences In this vicinity are in order, and some of those which are told are droll enough. It may be remembered that one of his Ideas was that the nervous condition of a person could be judged by the susceptibility of the skin, and this he tested by the distance apart at which two pin-pricks merged themselves Into one to tbe sensation of tbe patient This method he used with considerable success, being not infrequently called in as a specialist In complex cases of nervous disorder. On one occasion. It is said, be was called upon to go to the suburbs of Boston to see a young lady who was suffering from some nervous trouble, and was left alone with the patient to make his examination. After a time, which seemed to the family rather long, he came downstairs with a very serious face, and in formed the family that he was extremely sorry to report that tbe vitality of the girt seemed so low that there seemed no possibility of her rallying. They were thunder struck, as the case, though obstinate, had hyno means been regarded as a serious one. The family physician, who bad been unable to be present, was sent for in all baste. He assured the frightened relatives that there was some mistake, and proceeded to go up to the cham ber of tbe invalid to hear her account of the examination. "That man you sent here," she announced almost before he could ask her, "was a fool." "He is nothing of the sort,!' was the answer "he Is a very able specialist" "Well," she said, "I know be acted like a fool. All be did was to stick ilns Into my back and ask me it It hurt Ot course 1 said no." Tbe physician was too much amused to be angry, but the conclusion of Dr. Brown-Sequard was at once explained, to the great relief ot the family. Several Coed Kabjtcts. From tbe Kew York Commercial Advertiser. Tbe effect of the elixir has not yet been tried on creaking ntalrs, smoky chimneys, locks that perversely refuse to yield to tbe wrong latch keys, doors that bang; policemen's clubs, and hats that fit at algbt and don't fit In the morn ing, but we may yet hope far to best. She day of elixirs bas come to stay. METROPOLITAN MELANGE. Going; Abroad ta Meet Hla Mather, taxw tobx BuaxAU srECLU.s.1 New Yoke, August 11 William Ralph Lee, of Chicago, the youthful hero of a dozen or more yellow-backed dime novels, sailed for Germany to-day on tbe steamship Pennland. Lee is tbe young man who, one Sunday morn ing In 1888, lay in wait at the .door of tbe church where bis stepfather was worshiping, and shot blm on the steps of the church as he came out The stepfather was the banker, Stephen W. Rawson, and Lee shot him because he bad been llltreatlng Lee's mother. Lee was arrested,and after a very sensational trial was found guilty and sentenced to aterra of 18 months. He was released from prison last Baturday and came East on Monday. Ha was handsomely dressed this morning in a dark woolen suit alligator hide boots and heavily embroidered gloves. He goes abroad to meet his mother on the. continent Diamonds Too Dear to Bay. Tbe diamond dealers ot this city are com plaining loudly of the exactions of the "Lon don Amalgamation," a diamond trust which consists of three firms who control tbe entire African output of rough diamonds. Within tbe last four months the trust bas raised the prices of dianfonds about 25 per cent Many dealers who went abroad to buy heavily this summer bave returned with only one-third or one-fourth ot their usual stock. In London, tbey say, many retailers are booming tbe al ready high prices by buying up diamonds merely for speculative purposes. Tbe threa London houses which constitute the Diamond Trust are Jules Forges, Bonato Brothers and Julius Kohn. Tbey are said to restrict the sale ot diamonds in the most arbitrary fashion. Will Test tho Contract Labor Law. Twenty-four Swedes, who arrived here recently on the steamship Obdam, were de tained by the Collector because they were under contract to work tor Andrew Emberg, in Kansas City. The Collector ordered the Swedes to return home. This morning tbe counsel for the Swedish Consul made an application at the Custom House for permission to allow the Swedes to prooeed on their journey West Acting Collector McClelland refused to alter the former decision. The lawyer thereupon gave notice that be should apply to the Su preme Court for a writ of habeas corpus, and thus test the power of the Collector to refuse tbe necessary permission. Gresham Knows When ta Talk. Judge Walter Q. Gresham was in town to day, en route to the Thousand Islands. He had a great deal to sar to all his acquaintances concerning the prospective world's fair, the virtues of editors, and kindred harmless sub jects. He was as dumb as an oyster, however, every time Judge Woods, or Commissioner Tanner, oz the Supreme Court vacancy was mentioned. Ruined by Living Too Bapldly. Captain M. G. Fancheux, manager of the French Thirty-Fourth Street Hospital, has dis appeared with S1.3U0 of tae hospital associa tion's money and a good deal of other money which did not belong to him. Some time in July Vice President Fleuron, of the association, learned that Fancheux had forged his indorse ment on a check for 3300. Detectives were em ployed to watch the manager, and they f onnd some days later that Fancheux was putting worthless checks, bearing his own name, into circulation. The detectives went to Fancheux' house to arrest him, but be was not there, nor bas he been there since- Fancheux has long been one of the most prominent Frenchmen in tbe city. His name bas been connected with numberless charitable undertakings. Fast liv ing ruined him. Bound to RIils With Her Poodle. Mrs. Maud Crain came from Brooklyn to New York, to shop, a few days ago, with a little white poodle dog in her arms. At the City Hall station she tried to boarcfan elevated train. The guard quoted to her tbe rule against dogs on the elevated, and refused to let her pass. After a brief struggle, in which her gown was torn, Mrs. Crain found herself on the platform and the train gone. She repeated her attempt twice, with the same result Eventually, however, she got past a guard and rode fonr blocks. Tben she started back home, with ber face scratched, ber oversklrt ripped half off, and her nervous system all used up. She was ill In bed five days. To-day she sued the elevated road for $3,000 damages: Struck br Lightning; and Destroyed. A heavy rain fell at Sandy Hook this morn ing. At 6.S0 o'clock the small building on the beach at the testing grounds was struck by lightning and set on fire. The officers and men confined their efforts to saving the valuable in struments. The building was completely destroyed. Only a few ot the testing instru ments were saved. The others were ruined by tbe lightning and flames. Tbe loss to the Gov ernment will amount to 15,000. Tbe instru ments were used to determine automatically the speed of projectiles and the power of tbe guns. No one was injured. The building was called the ordnance building. - What Wrecked the Boston. Tbe investigation by the special board of in quiry into the cause of the accident to the Boston was continued at the navy yard to-day. Lieutenant Wainwright Kellogg, the navigator of tbe Boston, testified that coming down the harbor he had followed Captain Okane's directions. He placed his finger on Mitchell's Bock, on the chart at that time, and said that that place was all we bad to fear, and that be Intended to keep clear of it Lieutenant Kel logg said that next morning, from soundings that were made, he came to the conclusion that as there, was a complete absence of shoals, the vessel bad struck on Mitchell's Bock. To morrow tbe board will examine the injury to the bottom of the vessel as she lies In the dry- dock. Mar ba Needed at Hayll. Orders were received to-day that four of the junior officers ot the Atlanta will be detailed to tbe Galena; that work on the Galena be pushed vigorously, and that her coal and stores be put in without delay. The meaning of this k. prob ably, that there is urgent necessity that she get away for Hayti as soon as possible. Commodore Ramsey said she would be ready to start in about ten days. It is said that Rear Admiral Cherardl had written to the department that he is appreheosire of slaughter and riot In Port-au-Prince in case Hippolyte should capture the city, and that be would need a larger lauding force to protect American interests than he has on the Kearsarge. He Wanted to Clothe a Centipede. John Martin. 60 years of ago, was arraigned before Judge Glldersleeve In the General Ses sions to-day charged with stealing five pairs of trousers from Rogers, Peet & Co. A tew days ago Martin entered the store on Broadway, and told a clerk be wanted to buy a pair of trousers. None of them seemed to suit him, and from the little curtain-covered box where he tried them on he directed the clerk to bring on more trousers. Finally he said be iras suited, and as he walked out of the box bo tendered to the clerk the price of a pair of trousers. The clerk, however, noticed that Mr. Martin's legs had grown conslderabhr in the brief time he had been in retiremem. The clerk refused the money, and a policeman wis called in. On Martin were found four pairs of trousers, and a fifth pair was folded and tucked up his back under bis coat He was sentenced to a year in the penitentiary. On a Vacation. from the Wllllamsport Kepubllcsn.j Pittsburg has Just put into the Court House a 11,000 wind machine. Where are the lawyers! THE HIDDEN OBCHESTBA. The prettiest osa on the beach that morn 'M as starjorle far and away. The rareat ot birds In this land of ours, A Baltimore girl with cheeks like flowers. And hair as brlgst as day. 1 watched her while she tossed the spray. And Sung btr white arms about: And my eyes popped out of my head in glee At the lore with which she wooed tbe sea la ber tumbles In an out Then I took my bow and I played a waltz In zsyjolllest, wildest vein. As I crouched beneath the friendly stoae Where I held my vantage all alone. With a hups that a glance she'd deign. 1 know not Just how It rame about But wltb sadden shriek and grab At tbe nearest mermaid standing by, Bb darted away like a dragoq-fly With a-ateUI tfeere's aflddler-crabl" -Juagi, CUB10US CONDENSATIONS. Henry Clay, Charles Foster and Henry Wattersonare three names that appeared on the docket of a Cincinnati police magistrate tbe other day. John Fredericks and his wife and Henry Williams and bis wife, of Laporte, Ind.. were all born on the 23th of February. Tbe men are brothers-in-law. Henry Merritt, of Franklin county, Me was peering Into a stone wall for a wood chuck. The animal saw him first and bit off tbe end of his nose. At East Lyons, la., a goo3e died very suddenly. On cutting It open a silver thimble was found in its throat. It is thought the fowl choked to death while trying to swallow it Seamless boiler tubes are now made from solid ingots of metal by a process that twists and stretches the fibers, and is said to make a tube much stronger than the ordinary ones. John Goslow, a street car driver, in San, Jose, CaX, has been arrested for fast driving; and a new crop-of headlines, based on "what's in a namet" may be expected from tbe Pacifia Slope. The heading of the great railway tunnel at Cumberland Gap was knocked in a few days ago. Trains In passing th-ough it will cross sections of the States of Kentucky, Tennessee and Virginia, A, camping party af Moosehead Lake, Me-, broke up and went home because a ghost insisted on sharing the tent with them. The specter appeared at a regular hour every night and was seen by everyone of the campers. Fred Martin, of Muskingum county, O, has a "happy family," consisting of two dogs, four kittens, two raccoons, three gray squirrels and a young woodchuck. All aro pets and eat and play together, apparently on tho best of terms. J. N. English exhibited at Americus, Ga., the other day, a tusk that was taken from the mouth of a wild bog that was killed in his cornfield, on Camp creek, five miles from An dersonville. The tusk was a very large one, measuring nine and a quarter inches long. It lormed almost a circle, and was very sharp. Five years ago the dried fruit industry of the Pacific coast amounted to comparatively nothing. Not one box of California prunes was sold east of tbe Rocky Mountains where 100 were imported from France. A tariff cal culated to encourage home production was ?laced upon dried fruits, and now not less than 5 per cent of all tbe prunes consumed in this country are grown In California. Anew departure in dairy instruction bas been taken by the Victorian (Australia) Department of Agriculture. A staff of teach ers, with all tbe Implements of butter and cheese making, travel from place to place At each place a course of several days' instruction in the best and latest methods ot dairying is gone tbrougb, all that is required of tbe farm ers being a supply of milk and cream for the purpose of demonstration. A Doniphan county (Kan.) farmer, whose cow mysteriously lost her milk between the pasture and tbe bouse, watched her last weec and discovered that a big blacksnake met her In the path and relieved ber. Tbe cow stopped and waited for the reptile to coil about ber hind legs and stood patiently while the milk was withdrawn. Tbe farmer killed the snake and nw the cow brings her milk with her when she comes home. "Workmen on the Columbus Southern road in Georgia, while digging in cuts, turned up an immense lot of soil resembling rock phosphate. The soil contains skeletons of very curiously formed animals totally unknown in these parts at tbo present day. Oyster beds bave been discovered, and sharks' teeth and the teetb of various other animals have been found in abundance. Tbe most curious dis covery of all was two live green bullfrogs, taken from an excavation in a solid rock. A most remarkable case of animal vitality was "unearthed" by the discovery at tbe Pratt mines, Birmingham, Ala that 17 mules caught in Shaft No. 1 three weeks ago, when tbe mines took fire and burned for a week, were alive, and apparently little the worse for the wear. The smoke from tbe burn ing coal was very Intense, and tbe fire damp consequent upon this and putting water in the .shaft very deadly. George Scott, tbe only im prisoned miner, was found dead some days ago. The mules were taken out Quite a romantic wedding took placet in Clarksville, Tex, the other evening. Tho contracting parties were Dr. N. W. Perkins and Sarah A. Parker, ot Rogers, Ark. A cor respondence was brought about through a matrimonial paper. The doctor went to Clarks ville and met bis prospective bride at the depot. They were enabled to recognize each other through photographs exchanged daring their correspondence. Tbey immediately repaired to tbe Methodist parsonage, and were married in 15 minutes after the train arrived. The alleged ghost of Selah Bunce, that for several weeks bas haunted the Northport, L. L, Cemetery, and kept young lovers from their favorite promenades, bas been laid to its final rest No more will the winged apparition, clad in a white robe, display its sulphurous balo on emerging from tbe tall marble column that towers above tbe grave of Selah Bunce. Tbe elrls and men who graphically described the specter as tbey saw it are ashamed to tell their stories over again since Harvey Bishop, the cemetety keeper, solved the mystery and found that tbe unearthly light on Selah Bunce's monument was only the flickering re flection of a kerosene lamp In the window of Widow Fletcher's cottage on a neighboring hill. Confidence has been restored, and tho moon-lit walks are acain liberally patronized by Nortbport's swains and bellos. Baker Bros., of Candler, Ga., bave in vented a novel wayot catching owls or night hawks. They have set up a long pole near the fowl bouse. Tbe pole is about IS feet high, wltb the top end sawed off smooth, and a little steel trap Is set on top of tbe post, fastened by a string to the post below. Notches are cut in the post by which it is easy to climb. On a moonlight night the owls when they are around are likely to light on something near the fowl bouse. The other night an owl was heard not far off, and thinking that be would be likely to come for a chicken during the night, the brothers went out after supper and set tho trap on top of the pole. Before they went to bed the family beard a fluttering In that direction, and going out found that tbey had trapped an owl that measured 4 feet S inches from tip to tip. CLIPPED BITS OF WIT. A man may be very creat and very good, and then not attract half tba attention that a cap tured borsethlef dx.ilitwautee Journal. "I live mostly within myself," said a con ceited fellow. "1 understand," replied his neigh bor at tbe table, "you occupy a flat." Tenu SVtingt. Blnks "Jones, yon ought to be a dress, maker." Jones "Why?" llluks "So easy to ruffle, you know, "Ktanujf Enterprite. Young Jenks "Say, teacher, yon otter be a good fisherman." Teacher- "Why" Younc Jenks "You know bow to handle the rod," Ktarnty JmttrprUt. Shipwrecked but safe. Jack Tar Wo ain't so very far from land, Jim! There's been a yacht along here lately. Jim How doyoa know? Jack Tar See all tbem champagne corks. Li4. Fathead I would start tor Maine to-morrow on my vacation If 1 thought I could strike a dry spell. Old soaker (Just back fromalafne I guess you'll find no trouble In striking a dry spell down In that cussed tJUte.Loicell Citizen. Self-possessed Bather Why, my good fellow, you mustn't bite me! Hungry Shark Why not? Self-possessed Bather Why. I'm the proprietor of tbe Sklnnem & Fleecem Seaside Palace Hotel and Cottages don't-cher-know Professional courtesies, hatha! Life. About the Size of it Alderman Buhdl Isawvou conferring with Congressman Shouter this morning. Alderman Dedloek Why, yes; bo said that we ought to get together. Alderman Euhdl But get together on what? Alderman Dedloek On keeping blm In office, I suppose.. Be declined to discuss principles tor fear of causing discord. Pact. AN AUTOORAPH. r (from Chicago.) I do not write a sonnet sweet , Dpon her lips or eyes, I write one, rather, on her feet: Tia there tbe wonder lies. ' So pen hold they all poised for flight . As doek ber shapely hand: f Yet every step she takes, they write 'v Her name upon tbe sand. Puch SECOND CHILDHOOD. A horrible fate is impending, And lirown-Sequard chuckles wltb glee, Concocting his awfulellxlr That makes an old man twenty-three. Theatrical managers buy It And fUup their old coryphees. To begin farewell tours of tbe country , In "Children" and Ingenue plays. - jr. I, Homing Jottrnai te?4l WZmXWB ..L