Ek! w OF UsVU vt,),WWC3WI w "r RKn "-w :$s -r& 16 TEE -PITTSBUKGr DISPATCH, SUNDAY, AU&TJST 11,"' 1889. .a BENEATH THE ff AYES How the Professional Divers nrsue Their Precarious Calling. A DUEL AT THE BOTTOM OP THE BEA The Terriile Figlit of a DiTer Witi a Man Eating Shark. DOW IT FUELS TO BE IN A HIYISQ SUIT 1W KITTEN FOB TBZ DIErATCIt.1 .UUS 1 1 w mw wa satisfied or con- ' lented." "When man was created be waa given the cratii to aweii upon. Had the Creator in tended the genus homo to float through the air or dire beneath the waters he would certainly have provided him, as in the case of birds and ' fish, with the necessary at- - tributes for doing so. There is nothing quite so attractive to us as the forbidden or impossible. A wish difficult of gratification or a prize apparently beyond our reach seems to possess an added attrac tiveness. That which we gain without trouble we soon cease to appreciate. It is on this account, possibly, that the diver's art possesses so great a charm for its devotees as well as the world at large. The sensation of a wait at the bottom of the sea is one never to be forgotten there is something so weird, so supernatural in this defiance of the laws of' nature that one's mind is filled with a sort of pleasurable dread that his temerity will speedily be pun ished in some hitherto unheard of manner; strange to say the expectation is not at all unpleasant. One of my earliest friends was Captain George "W. Townsend, of Boston, the veteran diver and submarine architect, and some of the happiest of my boyhood days were passed in his office listening to his stories of adventure beneath .the waves. A short time ago, when at home on a visit, I renewed our old friendship, and was invited to accompanv him to the Government's works at Fort "Warren, Boston harbor, of width he had charge. GETTING I5T0 THE SUIT. After an hour's sail we anchored above the works and the suits and apparatus were gotten ready for the divers. With a twinkle in his eye the Captain delivered me to the tender mercies of a half amphibious mon ster known as 'Jim," who I believe to this day would have been an honor to the Spanish inquisition. After ordering me to undress he produced a heavy suit of flan nels which I donned, then the diving suit was put on. It if made of sheet rubber pro tected on both sides with heavy tanned can vas, and is built more for strength than beauty. The suit is divided into three parts: the upper is the helmet, the intermediate the breast-date, and the lower portion the dress. The helmet is made of cop per and fitted with three plate glass Ready to Descend, windows, strong enough to with stand the pressure of the water, and blso protected with guards the front piece may be unscrewed, to that the diver coming up to rest may do so without removing the rest of the suit. The inlet valve through which the air is pumped is fixed in the back of the helmet and is a most delicate piece of mechanism. Should any accident hap pen to the air hose or the force pumps, the valve instantly closes, inclosing air enough to support the diver until he can be drawn to the surface and the helmet removed. Having got me inside the dress, James sow fastened the collar, plaoed the life line about my waist and tied on a pair of stout leather shoes with leaden soles weighing about 20 pounds. I then walked, or rather "shuffled," to a ladder descending into the water, where the front and back weights were adjusted, which weigh about 40 pounds apiece. At this period I had about come to the conclusion that the captain must have had some old time grudge against me and 'proposed to ttrecfc A TERRIBLE KEVENOE, sow that he had me in his power. I was then asked if I was ready. Knowinc no particular reason to the contrary, I answered that I was, and the final instructions were given. "Keep your nerves steady, don't ret flurried. If vou feel sick to the stomach orbleed at the. nose or ears, pull, iuc me iiuc auu we wm naui you up at once if you feel all right stay down as long as you wish." The helmet was then pulled 0 verm v head and fastened,and a moment alter 1 felt myself being slowly lowered. The instant tbe water closed over me it seemed w if the head had been inclosed in a con tractable helmet filled with razor-like spikes, which seemed to penetrate tho head in all directions, causing an intense and indescrib able pain. Tighter and tighter it seemed to grow and the spikes appeared about to meet in my head. As I was upon the point of unconsciousness there came a sndden shock, as if some one had struck the helmet a sharp blow with a sledge hammer. Instantly the pain vanished and was succeeded by a strange feeling of numbness, as one feels when dozing. Slowly this passed awav and much relieved I attempted to rise to a standing position. This proved somewhat difficult of accomplishment ily feet, de spite the weight of the lead soled shoes seemed determined to float upward while it appeared as if some giant power had fastened itself upon my neck and was attempting to push my head into the sand at the bottom of the river. After several ineffectual at tempts, however, I finally succeeded in as suming an erect position, and clumsily Etumbled around the works. Walking under the water is very slow work. The' head and body feel very light, as if one was floating in mid-air, but at the same time the Density of thewater causes a feeling of con stant contraction, as if the body was being slowly squeezed in a vise. The surging of the air through the helmet now became al most unbearable; it appeared to enter at one ear, pass completely through the head nud exit on the opposite side. A feeling of nausea now assailed me, and, considering that I had accumulated about all the knowledge of diving that I desired, I pulled the signal line and was drawn to the sur face. The crowd gathered around expect ing to Bee me weaken, but they were disap pointed. I assumed a cheerfulness I Was far from feeling, expressed delight at my experience, bnt declined a pressing invita tion to descend again. A DANGEKOUS PEOFESSION. During the return trip the Captain con versed quite freely and related several of his experiences. "People know very little about our profession," he said. "In order to become a successful diver, a man has got to be in some respects a model being. In the first place he must possess undonbted courage, cool calculation, great presence of mind, and be tree from nervousness or the the vices of dissipation. It may safely be said that a man takes his life in his hand every time he makes a descent. There are no many weeidents that mav happen. You must relaember the terriBle pressure the water exerts; at the depth of 100 feet the pressure is 62 pound to the squire inch. waf-pX tt JkT U i . i The greatest diving feat I recall was per formed by an English diver, named Hooper. He descended to a depth of 201 feet and re mained under water for 42 minutesv Speak ing of presence of mind reminds me of what I call my first deep sea experience. It was off the coast of Newfoundland. An English steamer had foundered with all on board, the wife and infant daughter of a young merchant of Halifax had been lost and he was very anxious to regain the bodies. I was sent for and descended to the wreck. I fonnd the bodies without difficulty, as they had been lashed to the combing of the hatchway. X fastened a rope around them and was about to give the signal to hoist, when a mdhstrous shark darted toward me, as he turned upon his side to strike I threw myself back ward and he passed me by less than a foot, as he turned again I saw that the bodies had at tracted his attention, for he started straight for them, "With the instinct of self-preservation I grasped the life line intending to signal a "quick hoist" but the next in stant I thought of my own wife and little one; of that bereaved husband waiting so sadly on the shore, of his grief when I should tell him that the bodies of his loved ones had been sacrificed to this MONSTER OP THE DEEP, and I determined to at least make an at tempt to save them. I drew my knife, a Fighting With a Shark. huge affair fully twelve inches long and two inches wide, and as the fish turned on his side I threw myself forward and drove the blade to the hilt in his stomach He stopped short and turning, darted away about 100 yards then turned again and came at me with marvelous 'swiftness. Before I could move he was upon me: I saw his huee mouth open with its horrible double rows of saw-like teeth and I gave myself up for lost. How he ever missed me, I don't Snow; I almost felt the vicious snap of his jaws as he passed.: Acting under an uncontrollable im pulse I sprang forward, threw mv left arm across his back, and with the right drove tbe knife again and again in his white stomach, up and down, backwaid and for ward the huge creature darted; open- ing and closing, his jaws and lashing the water furiously in his attempts to shake me off, and even in that moment of supreme peril I felt the cold drops of per spiration stand out on my forehead as I thought of the possibility of the air pipe parting. Slowly my strength gave out, my finges lost their grip on the monster's side and I fell in a heap at the bottom, the fish dartedupward a few feet, then stopped,and, after & short struggle, turned over on his side and slowly sank. The battle was over, and man had again triumphed. I rapidly sig naled to hoist the bodies, and immediately followed them. As you may imagine it was sometime before I recovered from that trip. It is very rare, however, that a shark will ' attacs a diver. Jflsn, 1 nave noticed, are much like animals, does in particular. If a man shows an inclination to run he will generally be attacked, but if he boldly ad vances toward them they will turn and dart away. A DUEL UNDER THE SEA, One of the best divers ever met was old Captain Compton, who was murdered at the bottom of the sea. We were working at the time on the wreck of an East Indiaman, in the Atlantic side of Cape Cod, the penin sula of Massachusetts. Among our crew was a huge Maytian negro Known as .Nig ger Jack," who iad for some reason taken a violent dislike to Compton. He never lost an opportunity of picking a quarrel. Time and aeain they had tried to settle the matter with fists, the negro invariably getting the worst of the conflict. On the occasion I mention Compton, Jack and another diver, were sent down together. After working a short time tbe negro suddenly drew his knife, and, springing at Compton, made a vicious lunge at his right side, hoping to cut through the canvas coat and dispose of him. The old captain was too quick for him, however. He caught the assassin's arm and threw him off, at the same time drawing his own weapon. Then began a battle for life beneath the waves. The captain glanced into the blaz ing eyes glaring at him from behind the negro's helmet and knew that the life of one or the other would soon pay the penalty of the feud. Again and ngain the negro sprang at Compton only to find his blows parried around they circled, jumping here and there, and we above grew alarmed at the strain on the air pipes and life lines, until suddenly a rnsh of water into Coniptoa's A. Submarine Duel. pump told us that his pipe had parted; quickly I sprang to the hoisting ropes in tending to raise him before the air in tbe helmet should give out, but to my horror they were slack, showing that they, too, had parted. At this instant came tbe "quick hoist" signal on the line of the ntht-r hit diver, and wild with fear, we grasped the ropes and soon had him in the boat. Quick ly we removed his helmet and plied him with questions. For a moment he could nof Fpeak, the he gasped, "Compton's dead, the nigger killed him, he cut the pipe and lines," and fainted, the shock of the sub marine murderhad been too great for even this strong man. , i SECDMSO THE MUEDEEEE. We tested the negro's lines they were still taut, and arming ourselves with clubs we hoisted the murderer to the boat he offered no opposition as we removed the suit and securely bound him. I instantly dressed and descended after Compton's body, the water around him was tinged with blood and as I bent over him I noticed, with horror that the front of his jacket had actually been cut to pieces, no less than a dozen wounds being alterward found upon his body. The negro was tried and con victed but committed suicide by choking himself with tbe sleeve of nis shirt, I have recovered a great many bodies under many peculiar circumstances, but the saddest sight I ever remember was when called upon to recover the bodies of a party of little children who were drowned in Lake Michigan while on a pleasure trip. I found them generally in pairs, locced in each other's arms, and with the most pathetic and appealing expression on their faces. I was an old-timer even then, but I tell you I hated to touch them. These are some of the unpleasant features of our business. Of course, there are some fascinating ones also. but take it all in all, it is a dangerous method of making a living, and a diver's life is not to be envied." Mo MOBTON. All the latest designs in solid silver and silver plated ware, Rogers knives, forks And snoons at thicm below jvimnoMtlnn "M" 1 G. Cohen, 533 Smithfield it., formerly cor. I uuiffib nuu WNUk in 1 .v ,fJM EVERT DAY SCIENCE. Grand Scientific- Crusade' Projected Against the Mosquito. TRANSMISSION OP BACTErA. An Indian Plant Which Gives an Electric Shock. SCIENTIFIC AND INDUBTEIAL NOTES. Beaders of 'The Dispatch who desire information on subjects relating to indus trial development and progress in mechani cal, civil and electrical engineering and the sciences can have their queries answered through this column. Let the mosquito beware, for the enemy is on his track. Dr. Robert H. Lamborn, in describing the results of investigations made on the subject, states that the larvae of the dragon fly swallow undeveloped mosquitoes in large numbers, and from this he deduces the theory that whole tribes of noxious in sects may be exterminated by the artificial multiplication of their innoxious enemies. With the idea of encouraging inquiry and investigation on the subject, he has placed in the hands of the President oi the Ameri can Museum of Natural History, Morris K. Jesup, New York, $200, to be paid in three prizes of 5150, $30 and 20 for the three best essays based on original observations and experiments on the destruction of mos quitoes ana flies by insects. The follow ing suggestions are made as to the direction in which the investigation should be carried and the essay formulated: (1). Observations and experiments on various insects that destroy mosquitoes and house flies, stating he method of and capacity of destruction; (2) observations and experi ments to determine the best dragon flies to be artificially multiplied for the two above named objects probably species of Aeschna, Libellula, or Diplax; (3) give detailed state ments of the habits and life history of the species chosenbased on original and care ful experiments and observations; (4) sug gest a plan for breeding the insects in large numbers, with a sketch of apparatus and estimated cost of producing them per thous and; (5) formulate a plan for using the in sects in the larva, pupa or perfect state for the destruction of mosquitoes and flies, (a) in houses, (b) in cities, (c) in neighborhoods. Seal Electric Plant. M. Fulbert-Drumenton, in the course of an interesting article on electricity, in tbe ani mal and vegetable world,:tfs in LalTature: "The electric world also possesses its electri cal species. Has there not been discovered in the forests of India a strange plant which possesses to a very high degree as tonishing magnetio powers? It has been badly named the Philotacea Electrica, The hand which breaks a leaf from this plant receives immediately a shock equal tp that which is produced by an induction coil. At a distance of six yards a magnetic needle is affected by it, and will be deranged if brought near. The energy of this singular influence varies with the hour of the day. All-powerful about 2 o'clock in the after noon, it is absolutely annulled during the night. At times of storm its intensity aug ments to striking proportions. During rain the plant seems to succumb, and bends its head during a thunder shower: It remains there without force or virtue, even if one should shelter it with an umbrella. No shock is felt at that time in breaking tbe leaves, and the needle is unaffected beside It. One never by any chance sees a bird or insect alight on tne electric plant; an instinct seems to warn them they will find certain death there. It is also important to remark: that where it grows none of the magnetio metals are found; neither iron nor cobalt nor nickel, an undeniable proof that the electrio force belongs exclusively to the planj. Gastronomy In Relation to Health, The time of eating is a matter of no small consequence. This is, to some extent, sub ject to individual convenience; but we may take it that, as a general rule, not less than five hours should separate one meal from another. The short interval of rest usual after meals, will commend itselt as being in strict accordance with physiological necessi ties. The quantity and quality of food taken also require careful attention and these again, must be regulated by reference to the work to be done by a given person. Some difference of opinion has always ex isted as to the proper daily allowance of meal. We all probably do justice to the digestive powers of most persons, however, hy advising that only one substantial meat meal be taken daily. More than this would tend, if continued, to overload the tissues' with digested products, and less would hardly suffice for full nutrition. Drink, if alcoholic, should be sparingly taken, or not used at all. Cookery has in these days, been elaborated almost to excess. Variety and delicacy are carried to an extreme, and we should probably gain rather than lose if plainness combined with care were adopted as our rule of practice in such matters. Luminous Fonntnlni at the Pa rU Exposition. For a long time the illumination of cas cades by the electrio light has proved a never-failing source of pleasure to the pub lic; the lighting np of the falls of Niagara in this way is one of the most beautiful spectacles that can well be imagined. Bnt this method of illuminating falling water has lost its novelty, and a new idea, which i was put into practice a few years ago in London, has taken its place, and is now 'adopted for the illumination of the fountains at the Paris Exposition. This is to imprison the luminous ray within the liquid jet, and that sd perfectly that each particle oi water Decomes, us it were, incandescent, while the whole stream is transformed into a brilliant mass of molten gold or silver or of any color that it may be desired to im part. Before the eyes of 'the astonished spectator the jets of water suddenly change in the intensity of their light and color; luminous in themselves, and sparkling like a display of fireworks in the darkness, they throw innumerable sparks in all directions, but unlik'e a. display of fireworks which lasts only for an instant, the effect can be prolonged for any desired time. The varia tions in the luminous intensity, as well as in the power and heights of the jets com bine to give a special charm to the effects produced. Transmission of Bacteria. It is universally admitted that many in fectious acents may be transported by the air, but the extent of danger from' this source has often been exaggerated. It is a popular error to suppose that most of the minute particles of dust in the air either are or contain living organisms. The methods for determining the number and kind of bacteria and fungi in the air are now thor oughly satisfactory, although by no means perfect. These have shown that while the number of living bacteria and funcri in the atmosphere in and around human habita-'l tions cannot be considered small, still it is greatly 'inferior tp that ln the ground or in most waters. Unlike fungus spores, bacteria do not seem to occur to any extent as single detached par ticles, which would then necessarily be ex tremely minutet but rathor in clumps or at- lacnea u parncies oi ausi ot relatively large size. As a resBlt, in a perfectly qniet UfcLUUBpiicre,tiaese comparatively neavy par t.vicay niucu vuuwaiu unckeria. rapialv Be jcU, and are easily filtered oat by"painl tic w wc gnjuau vv 'upou unaerjyiBg 01 MM au uuuugu pfHVtt MBWnctl lUQIl cotton, wool or sand. Bain washes down a large number of bacteria from the air. That the air bacteria are derived from the ground or objects upon It is shown by their total absence, as a rule, from sea-air at a distance from land, this distance naturally varying with the strength and direction of the jijnd. Proper Temperature of Room. Much difference of sentiment exists as to the proper temperature for rooms best pro motive of the comforts oi the occupants,and the ideas of different nations present curious phases. Curtis tells us that the Chilians, with a climate similar to that of Washing ton think that fires in a house are unhealth ful, and wear their heavy wraps indoors as well as out, and although coal is cheap and wood abundant, sit in their houses with noses blue and teeth chattering, and at fashionable gatherings women appear in evening dress with the thermometer between 40 and CO. He also states that the mortality from lung and throat affections is immense. The Englishman, too, sits in his parlor with a small grate and considers himself com fortable with the thermometer in the fifties. The proper temperature for every individual is probably that at which he is most com fortable, and this will vary with the physi cal condition and the manner of dressing; one who dresses very warmly needs but lit tle for wraps and will be oppressed with a temperature agreeable to one who makes more difference between indoor and. outdoor wear. , Inflammable Flowers. It is well-known Dlctomnus fr&xinella at the close of a dry sunny day are surrounded by a gas which is inflammable and will ignite with a sudden flash of flame when a lighted match is applied to them. Certain plants, and very notably the Kutacese and Labiatte, secrete various products such as essential oils, resins,. gums, balsams, etc When one of the glands containing the act ive secretion was examined by a microscope on a hot day it was empty, its contents hav ing been drawn out by the heat through the cells of the epidermis, or through the air that terminates the gland. It must be understood that the surrounding air has to be pretty strongly impregnated with tbe gas of the volatilized resin in order to take hre when a lighted match is applied to it. This experiment has also been carried out in Prance by placing a pot plant of fraxinella in bloom under a bell-glass, and leaving it there for some time, when the air in the bell glass was. found to be so highly charged with the resinous gas that it ignited the moment a lighted match was applied to it, and, it mav be added, without doing the slightest injury to the plant, r Importing; Song Birds. -lw A correspondent from Portland, Ore., states that an attempt has recently been made to increase the somewhat limited variety of native song birds in this country by the importation oi several varieties of German birds. Not long since the birds arrived in the charge of a competent keeper, and after being placed ou exhibition for a tew days they were all turned loose to multi ply and prosper. There were some 300 birds in all, consisting mainly Of chaffinches, gold finches, greenfinches, bullfinches, starlings, nightingales, skylarks, German robins, linnets, thrashes, grossbeaks and last, but not least, several specimens of the singing quail. It is understood that many of tnem have been observed nesting, and It is very likely that they will form a valuable addi tion to our feathered family. . SImi-XdUon Torpedo. N The Sims-Edison torpedo is a spindle shaped shell divided into compartments by bulkheads, the forward compartments con taining from 350 to 500 pounds of dynamite, while the length of the electrio cable which keeps it in touch, so to speak, with the shore or vessel is as much as from 6,000 feet to 11,000 feet. The electrio motor is said to be a 40-horse power, and a speed of over 20 miles per hour has been obtained. When the torpedo arrives at its destination it is exploded by a manipulation of the switches on shore or on shipboard. Sail on Fait Steamships. Captain P. Watkins, of the Inman line steamship, City of Paris, says that fore and aft canvas is of no assistance io a fast steamer, not even for steadying purposes. Instead of increasing the speed, he says that the spars acd sails frequently retard them as much as a mile an hour. Within a few years he expects to note the absence ot both canvas and spars from all ocean flyers. Internal Scrofula Cared by iA-cu-pl-a. You cansearch medical records" for a long time before finding a more remarkable case or more remarkable cure than that of Mrs. John Smertz, of Pierpont, O. -For 22 years she had suffered terribly with stomach trouble. Then chronic diarrhea set in. Then a fibrous tumor developed. Then a cancer broke out on her face. Her physician reniovea ine tumor, out no physician or medicine could euro the scrofula which broke out in various blood diseases all through her body. A copy of Dr. Hart man's "Ills ofLife" led her to try La-cn-pi-a. the great blood remedy. Before she bad taken one bottle, she says, she began to feel like -a new creature, and in a remarkably short time her stomach trouble, her diar rhea and her cancers had all disappeared. She declares that Lacupia is the "greatest medicine in the world." $1 a bottle, ' "Ills ofLife" sent free to any address by the Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, O. ,A Pleasant Combination. Tbe Queen has been rather troubled with rheumatism and msomuia again lately. Her Majesty has been ordered to take scarcely anything beside whisky and Apollinaris, as it is found that that pleasant and whole some combination is most beneficial toher. The black crutch walking stick has been painfully in evidence since the Queen's re turn from the North, but except for this Her Majesty's health is as good as it usually is in the summer. Lady's Pictorial, London, l iujr v, low. To Forks Bejont To Alletfiear Hills. This was the name given to Pittsburg by King James in 1609. The first house was made of bark, situated at the corner of Cecil alley and Liberty street. This historic old place is modestly called the "Half On. tury" Liquor House, where only the Prince Regent and Windsor Castle brands can be purchased. All the other prominent brands of liquors, wines, brandies, etc, non-alcoholic and cider. At 523 Liberty street, foot of Fifth avenue. Vt-n Connection for Bedford Springs via . Pennsylvania Railroad. cor the benefit of visitors to Bedford Springs, the Pennsylvania Bailroad Com pany announces that the Mail Express, leaving x-uuourg at r. ra., will connect through to ueaiord on wees: days, reaching that point at an early hour in the evening. This arrangement greatly improves the service to this very popular resort, as resi dents of towns along the line of the road can leave home after dinner and Bedford for supper. , arriye at California Claret. Coleman's Flag" Brand, G. W. 8. Flag Brand, ZInfandfl Claret, by the case or bottle. J G. W. Schmidt, 95 ilnd 97 Fifth avenue, city. I J Cabinet phoos, 89c per doz. Lies' Pop, ular Gallery, lWand 12 Sixth st, mwesc Black silks it 75c, 85c and 95o a vard: the greatest raj les offered at the price. ilUGUS K HACKS. Patr Vxtlce Hotnolnduatrx By drinking Fiauenheim &Vilsack's Pitts burg beer. It is a healthful and invigorat bfe bererage. Telephone 1186. Closing out all summer goods below cost. jr. tscHOENTHAL, 612 .Penn nve. Don't Forsret Stewart & Co., 90 Federal st, Allegheny, um-wrst aiuim. a Gurnet pnoiaa. '11. J i. -. A CLARA BELLE'S CHAT. How Actresses Are Annoyed hy Stage Door Stormers. THE CHARMS OP STREET MUSIC. Startling; Noises in the Morning at a Sea , side Kesort. ' 0UB ABLE-BODIED FEIEND, THE PORTEB iconsESPoxpxxcx or the dispatch.! EW YORK, August 10. A great deal is said about the way stage doors are storm ed, and a great deal of nonsense, too. Still, quiet little actresses who after the show slip out of the back entrances of the thea ter intent upon reach ing home as quickly and as unnoticed as possible, are often an- jyp noyed neiore tney get to their own doors. A pretty little actress laughed over her mishap: "Oh, yes," said she, "I get 'followed,' as they call it, lots of times; "Usually the man drops off about Fiftieth street I live away uptown, you know. I never see them, and I really believe when they give up the fol low it's because I am so" pre-occupied and absent-minded that they have no chance. I alwavs look pre-occupied and absent minded it is the best way. Only last week I had a case of a different kind. This young fellow boarded the street car with me. It was really hard not to meet his glance, he was so ALEUT ,AND PEBSISTENT, but I succeeded till about Sixty-third street. By that time I knew he knew I knew he was there. I determined to avoid the next stage of the affair, for that would be when he knew I knew he knew I Knew he was there. A man is so likely to speak at that stage. As it was, I kept my eyes gluedto the floor, looked very severe and sat up straight. At Seventy-second I got off, and he got off, too. I was just the least bit frightened, but I was more indignant than scared. He crossed, walked ahead of me, recrossed, and came back toward me. It seemed to be arranged to intercept ma at my own front step. As I fitted my key, I gave one glance of utter rage and contempt at the fellow. He was deliberately standing there to get it. He took off his bat and said genially: "Well, Nellie, you're the hardest girl to get a look out of I ever saw." I just sat down on tbe doorstep and almost cried. He was only Bobby Guv, you know, who traveled all last season with me, and the dearest old fraufl in the world. I could have killed him then, though. Think of going to all that trouble for a joke." THE CHASMS OT MUSIC. "Music hath charms," in the direction that the saying puts it. It also can do more. I came toiling up Twenty-sixth street toward Broadway on a hot day. My feet dragged one after the other, and my chin hung loose. The two fellows in front of me were, wrecks, too, and didn't care whether they sizzled down a crack in the sidewalk right there'or later. Across the wsy a nice little accordion-skirted girl lagged languidly, her bang uncurled, and letting little drops of perspiration trickle from its, damp ends on to the little freckled nose turned up to meet it The air quivered with heat as it rose from the parched pave. The eight yellow shoes smoked and looked more tanned than ever. Broadway seemed to get farther and further off The torrid old Italian, grinding an organ at the cor ner had the best time of us all, and tried to make things worse for.us by grinding out 'Ureeniands icy Mountains.' "I made up my mind to express myself, and if the two fellows didn't do it first, kill the heathen when I reached him. Of a sudden his organ changed time to "Johnnie, get yer gun, get ver gun. get jer gun, gun, Johnnie, get yer gun, get yer gun, gun, gun." A CHANGE 07 STEP. I don't know what I was doing swinging my umbrella, I think, and whistling while I cheerfully kept time with my heels. I hadn't noticed that I was doing anything till I observed the fellows in front of me. They were swinging their umbrellas and prancing alone to the "gun, gun, gun," and the little accordion girl (variety, of course, and a wonder I didn't notice it before) flip napping and tripping tra-la with those tan colored tootsies of hers, her chin up. the blue bells on her hat bobbing, her elbows The Indefatigable JPorter. crooked, and her ankles turning the corners of the accordion skirt till each stocking seemed to have ten clocks up the side, and everv trim muscle of her figure keeping time to the gun, gun, gun! You would have thought tbe lot of us had gotten into a gal vania circuit. Yes, musio is moving. I am stopping at a seashore resort near this city, and It may be comforting to the unfortunates who are compelled toTemain at home in the heat of town life if I declare if anybody sleeps at this house it Js because hi or she is a good deal cleverer at that sort of thing than lam. MIDNIGHT MELODISTS. There are two creatures here, a man and a woman, possessing conventionally planned feet and a mawkish sentimentality tor one another, and they succeed in knocking enough reverberating melody out of a hollow wooden piazza to render sleep a wholly unattainable condition in my high priced room. And, do you know, I am on the same floor with a man who snores. ' This man who snores does not suffer from insomnia, not during the night. He is down at'the other end of the hallway from me, but his snore isn't. The diaphanous texture of the walls in this house makes that snore so palpable that I keep feeling over on the other side of the bed to see if somebody hasn't crawled in alongside of me. Sometimes I sleep for an hour or two, be ginning before 2 in the morning. At abont 335 a clatter of dishes comes rattling into my casual dreams, like a load of bricks being dumped out of a cart. That is the kitchen wakinir up with me. The heaviest disbes in the world are used in this house. As I lie awake trying to think of what could be done to dishes in order to get so much noise out of them, a porter, who sounds as if he weighed a little more than 700 pounds, wakes a man up for an early boat. THE ABLE-BODIED POETEK. This porter appears to beaf conscientious employe. The passenger and the.boat shall not fail to connect through any negligence of his, and the creaking of miltresses all along the line attests to the fabt that the whole, hotel could get. that boat if it wished I to. -After the sua who reeilytwuts the I tTtfsiiU m 'L. sHIe "nHn TL. sail Ifw0ll ft boat gets clothes enough on to open the door and prove that he is aware someone Is knocking, then all that can be heard for the next few minutes is tbe rhythmic tread of the porter as it grows less in the distance. And new the girl with the broom gets) round. I have never seen this girl with the broom, but I have learned to hate her so in tensely that I am surprised at my own ven omous emotions. 'She sweeps, sweeps, sweeps like a fiend, and she appears to have a settled theory that the very dirtiest place in the whole hall Is right where my door forms an angle with the floor. She rams her broom against the dirt at this point as though it had got baked on and needed to be knocked off with a club. When this girl has accomplished her do mestic Tabor, and has gone off somewhere to die, I fondly hope ithen our able-bodied A Stage-Door Btormer. friend, the porter, starts to come up stairs again from somewhere in the basement. He arrives on my floor after awhile and pro ceeds to invite the "sports" who hunt and angle to come forth and shoot the early bird or yank the unwary fish. He invites a man to come out and enjoy himself in precisely the same way he raises one for an early boat. So much for the sleeping facilities of this healthful summer resort, Claba Belle. M. G. Cohen sells diamonds, watches, jewelry, silverware, clocks, bronzes, etc., at from 10 to 25 per cent cheaper than any other house in town. JDon't forget the place. M. G. Cohex, 533 Smithfield st. YOU NEED NOT WAIT For the Exposition to Open to Obtain a Tiovr of the Works of Arc Contained in the fall styles of carpets. The stock now on exhibition at Groet zinger's was never paralleled in this coun try. It is as complete as can be, still there are some rare pieces that will be picked up by early buyers. Come at once, whether you want the goods delivered now or later. We will store the purchases free of charge, and make and lay them when you are ready. Edwabd Groetzetobb, 627 and 629 Penn avenue. EXCURSION VIA THE B. fc O. H. IL, To Atlantlo CItr, Thursday, August 15. Bate, flO for 'the round trip, tickets good for ten days; good to stop at Washington City returning. Trains will leave depot at 8 A. ai. and 920 P.M. EDUCATIONAL. rpwo CHOICE SCHOOLS. JL I1ROOKK H ALI, ror girls n! ronng ladles. SHOKTL11KJE MEtHA ACADEMY, for bora and Tonnsmen. S WITHIN C. SHOKTLIDOE, A. If. (Harvard Uraduate), Media, Pa. (near .Philadel phia.) , anl-S SOLY QHOST COLLEOIS Complete preparatory, commercial and sgiate departments, reopens WEDNES DAY, SEPTEMBER; new students examined Monday, September 3. Apply to Rev. Joax T. iHmpirr, a s. Bjl, President. jyl7-2s CHELTENHAM ACADEMY. OGONTZ, J Fa. Unexcelled location and surroand tags. New school equlpraent. Gymnasium, military drill, etc. Thorough preparation for college or scientific school. For circular, eta, address JNO. CALVIN RICE, A. II., Principal. je2S3 YTAZARETH HALL 1 NAZARETH HALL. 'NAZARETH HALL. Moravian Boarding School for Boys at Naza reth, Pa. Founded 178& Reopens September 18th, jy28-73-ThSu NEW YORK MILITARY ACADEMY, Cornwall-on-Hudson. Courses of study 1n civil engineering, English and classics. Labor atory, drawing room and field work. Beautiful Dulldings. grounds, location. COL. C. J. WRIGHT, B. S..A. MSupt.; BELDEN F. HYATT. Comd't of Cadets. jelO-U St Mary's Seminary, For boys between tbe ages of 4 and 12 years, In chares of Bisters of Charity. SETON HiLL. GREENSBURCf, PA. The object of this school is to provide for boys of tender years a place where they may enjoy the comforts of home and care of parents, to gether with the Deneflts of salntary discipline and careful teaching in the usual English branches. Terms: Board, tuition, washing, mending and bedding per session, ten months, $150. Music, et&, extra charges. N. B. This seminary Is situated on. same gronndswith St. Joseph's Academy for Young Session opens first Monday in September, ' For prospectus address, as above, jy2S45-su MOTHER 8UPERIOR. ST. JOSEPH ACADEMY FOR YOUNG LADIES, SETON HILL. GREENSBURG, PA In charge of the Sisters of Charity. This academy, chartered with rights and privileges equal to the first academic institu tions In the Bute, is situated on the highest point of a tract containing 200 acres. In view of tbe Pennsylvania Central Railroad, 30 miles east of Pittsburg, and one-fourth of a mile from Greensburg station. . The plan of instruction Is systematic and thorough, embracing all that could be desired for the highest culture. Besides the graduat ing departments, a special course meets the wants of young ladles, who, not wishing to go through the courses of graduation, are anxious to obtain a good practical education. Terms, board, tuition, bed and bedding; per session, ten months, 200. The languages, music, drawing, painting, shorthand and type writing form extra charge. Elocution, vocal music in class and fancy work taught free. ' The Edison phonograph baa been Introduced as an anxillarj In training tbe voice In elocution and vocal music Domestic economy is taught lor cul- and to be come versed In housekeeolne. N. B. This academy is situated on the same grounds with St, Mary's Seminary for small Session opens first Monday In September. j or prose jy6tflu For prospectus address, aa above. w. A. - .. 1 .-..nnr,.,,. .uuixusk aurbiuutt. Ml DE CHANTAL, Near Wheeling, W. Va., (SISTERS OF THE VISITATION.) A school of more than national reputation, offers exceptional advantages for thorough ed ucation of young ladles fn all departments. Li brary of 6,000 volumes. Fine .philosophical, chemical and astronomical apparatus. Musical department specially noted. Corps of piano teachers trained by a leading professor from Conservatory of Stutgart. Vocal culture according to the method ofthe oldltallan mas ters. Location unsurpassed for beauty and health. Ten acres of pleasure grounds. Board excel lent. For catalogues and references to patrons in all the principal cities, address nclnrou xilD L'li.riUAibCiQab jpttANJJ EXCURSION DOWM THK UHIO Sunday, August 11, on Str. Mayflower. Leav ing at 3 p. St.: returning at 10 p.m. Good music Round' trip SO cents. aulO-07 TnOR A GOOD NIGHT'S FUN You should attend the GRAND SUMMER NIGHT RECEPTIONS AT IMPERIAL HALL, Cor. Seventh ave. and New Grant street. Admission, 66c EOYAL AND MOZART, OB0KSSTRAS. 7 auU-86 NEW ADVERTISEMENTS. BUOTT : THEATER Under tho Direction of B. M. GTJLIOK & OO. Three Nights, Commencing Thursday, August 15, Grand Matinee Saturday, W. 8. OUSVUIjAHD'S magntpictbnt HAVERLT MASTODON MINSTRELS. iB Its Equal Never Before Seen, Grand Parade of this Powerful Company tho pnblle see we have all we advertise. Tbe highest salaried Prince of Artlstsl BILLY EMERSON ' And Merry, Mirthful HUGt-HEYDOUGHERTY Sumptuous Spectacular Scenic First-Part. The Most Gorgeous and Elaborate ever produced. VENETIAN . NIGHTS BIJOU PBIOES: Reserved Seats. 75o, 60o and 25c. Weak August 19. "A ROYAL PASS." IISFIEW We have just received and have now ready for Inspection, beautiful China Dinner Sets, Fish Sets and a full line of nice China, odd pieces, to which we Invite the attention oX the ladlea R, P. WALLACE & CO., 211 OPPOSITE BT. CHARLES. GU- Have you usedc PEARSsoap? EVERYONE WHO HAS A HOUSE TO FURNISH SHOULD BE INTERESTEI-i-NWHAI--'- PICEBRIK"G ADVERTISES ( OUR STOCK OP Is the handsomest in Pittsburg. As pioneers and leaders in the introduction of correctly designed and ornamental furniture in this city we ask your continued support. We guar antee you a pleasant and profitable visit to our warerooms. Our Parlor Suit Departments are abundantly stocked with Ne wand Beautiful Goods worthy of any home. Chamber and Dining Boom Furniture constructed of the best materials and thoroughly well made. Carpets of every description. Our immense stock is at the disposal of housekeepers for Cash or Credit, in large or small quantities, on the Easiest Terms oi Payment. CASH OR OUST CBEDTT. SPECIAL REDUCTIONS on everything in stock to mak6 room for our Fall Stock of Goods. But the Greatest of All Reductions in REFRIGERATORS AND BABY BUGGIES. C-AXiIi Ajstjd see tjs. PICKERING'S OLD RELIABIxE HOUSE, Corner Tenth'Street and Penn Avenue. anil HARRIS THEATER. COHMEXtCBTO Monday, August 12, The Great Moral Temperance Drama, in Fire Acts, Entitled, Ten Mights in a Barroom ! Introducing tho Popular Artists, MI8S LILLIAN ANDREWS JLTTB CHARLES PATTERSON, Supported by HIS NATURAL IiD?E COMPANY. auU-41 HARRY WILLIAMS' ACADEMY. Repainted, Redecorated, Handsomer and .Brighter than ever, opens for the season, MONDAY EVENING. AUGUST 1 WTTH JOS. J. SULLIVAN'S Maloney's Raffle Combination I i .VAUDEVILLE STARS. Mtf K't"MiXlMs M ssrtwtor. The Best . ofa!l: Minstrel '. Organizations.- en Thursday. August 15. We are not afraid to 1st OriginalOrientalPatrolMarcli THE EGYPTIAN PHALANX. AnlazlngAddedAntlpodean Annex THE -XAIFS. aolO-iaa OOOIDS. Wood st. aut-wYSu I WTT.T, GXVJ3 8500 to Anyone Not Usinff The True Tailor System If they Trill cut as perfect a nttinir garment of any kind and sire such exquisite erace and beauty to the form as I will with my system, uslnironly retailor's square and Use measure, which is every tailor's outflt and should he yours. In recard to the claims of the so-called "tailor systems" I will simply remark that any method which does not use a tailor's square ana tope measure Independent of nieces of pasteboard or graded scales cannot properly be called a tailor system. So do not be deluded or persuaded mto buy ing or using a set of "graded scales." charts, models or machines called "tailor systems." Perfect Fitting Patterns cut to order and system taught. The True Tailor System, P. O. PERKINS, Inventor, 445 Wwd st , 3d for fiwn Frftfr aw, 13 JL j v M- vBssiH if rc x ukt j sBi t If Bv ii