X. THE GREAT PAHADE OF The Pittstiurg Dispatch Will inoro early to-morrow morning, rain or shine, and will form in 128 COLUMES. Among tho leaders In this march of intellect and intelligence will be EDW'D S. VAN ZILE, OL1VEB OPLIC, EDMUND GOSSK. . JUNO JAOEK, BE'VA A. 1ACK.WOOD,F. A. EL WELL, 15ENJ. NOUTHKOr, SAKA TEKESA HALL, EEV. GEO. HODGES, W. C. DOWNING, EHN'TII. HKINRICH9, CLABA BELLE, T. G. CAKrENTEK, SIIIKLEYDAKE. BLAKELY HALL, J. B. L. These will be followed by countless regiments of contributors, correspondents and news gatherers from all parts of the known world. Tho procession being formed of tho brightest minds of the age, it will bare a brilliant and dazzling effect. Bay to-morrow's MAMMOTH ISSUE -OF- TtiE Pittsburg Dispatch -AND See the Parade Go By. IBfSttOTni m yv wp'j ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1MB. Vol.44, No. 177. Entered at Pittsburg Postofflce, November 14, 18S7, as second-class matter. Business Offlce--97 and 09 Fifth Avenue. 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Another of the reports floating around the local atmosphere credits the usually genial junior Senatorwith serving notice on his opponents that if they should secure from the President the nomination of their, man for Postmaster) he will prevent his con firmation in the Senate. This represents the urbane Matthew Stan ley iu quite another light than the report which put him in the attitude of coaxing the Presidental lightning to send a bolt in his direction. A man who is trying to pla cate and attract supporters for a future political boom is not likely to indulge in flourishing any such gratuitous red rag be fore the bull's eyes. The report is much more consistent with Senator Quay's char acteristic affection for the solid realities of official patronage; but even that estimate of his political methods must credit him wtth intelligence enough to see that the plan of controlling the administration by antago nizing it in the Senate, has its limits. Most of the reports about the Senator should be taken with considerable dilution. We do not think that he has indulged in such unnecessary threats. He may have quietly suggested to the recalcitrant Home Rulers that Senatorial courtesy is a nice thing to have; and so it is, for those who regard the spoils as the one cogent fact in politics. FACTITIOUS AMITY. Tne young Emperor of Germany is visit ing his relatives in England. The German squadron, bearing its imperial ruler, has been saluted at Portsmouth harbor, by the thunders of the English ironclads and forts; while the Emperor's uncle, the Prince of "Wales, has gone down to welcome to En gland his absolute nephew, whom only a few months ago he was refusing to meet upon the neutral soil of Austria. This looks as if the old family quarrels are to be healed over, and private as well as inter national peace is to stretch its white wings over the relations of the imperial and royal families of Great Britain and Germany, Bat quarrels are not so easily healed up as that England may seek to impress the German ruler with the magnitude of her naval power, and the occasion will, of course, overflow with the usual assurances of amity and esteem. But after the junket ing is over, the respective royalties and statesmen will return to their regular busi ness of pursuing the policy which will ac complish most Jor their own ends. If the selfish interests of Germany and England do not unite them, the effusions of the pres ent occasion will accomplish little in that direction. PEZPABATIOH- TOE POLITICS. Genial Chauncey M. Depew is reported as still in London, where he has been lunch ing with the Speaker of the House of Com mons,andotherwise enlivening the entertain ments of the aristocracy of Great Britain, This recalls the fact that when Mr. Depew left this country he declared that he was unable to accept invitations to visit va rious cities in the West on account of the excitement and wear upon the nervous sys tem, which such dissipations would entail. We do not intimate any inconsistency on the part of the genial railway President, Evidently he has discovered by experience that association with the nobility and gen try of England does not cause any mental stimulation, but is an unqualified season of somnolence and abstention from all exer tion of the mind. Thus Mr. Depew will obtain the rest and recuperation required to fit him for jumping into politics, as the re .. port published elsewhere says that he in tends to do. IN A NEW PLACE. So it seems that the Louisiana Lottery is a feature in Wheeling'sfinancial circles also. Seybold, the teller, who took a $24,000 pack age from the bank in May last, and who is now under arrest, told his friends, who were amazed by his sudden wealth, that it came from the lottery. This was just like Flann, of the Marine national of Pittsburg, who accounted for his affluence by similar smiles from fortune. To him also the Louisiana Lottery had been good. Both Seybold and Flann would have been useful advertisements for tho lottery If it did not fall out that they got their funds from the bank countersand that the im puted beneficence of M. A. Dauphin's wheel of fortune was purely imaginary. True, conservative business people would rrefer 'banking in'institutions whose officials do not patronize lotteries; but had the success been real the case would not, to a good many people, have looked half so bad. It is betting on the horse which doesn't win that shows up to the full the iniquity of betting. The cash iers and the tellers and the other responsi ble business people who get caught on the wrong side of tho market are those whose cases have to point the moral. William N. Kiddle, of the Pcnn Bank, said after the famous collapse of the institution that if he could have held out a little longer until oil took a rise, he would be one of the wealth iest men in the city, and that certain large philanthropic designs he had in view would make his name known for generations as a public benefactor. So it goes. It is but a thin partition of circumstance which some times divides success from failure in the eyes of the speculators. However, speculation in stocks and com modities, of which the buyers know little or nothing, have enough ruin to answer for without charging fictitious cases to their account. So as to the wicked lottery. Numerous though the instances are where men have been ruined by these devices, it does not appear that the case of Seybold at Wheeling was one of them. That seems to have been rather, for the most part, a series of very common thefts, over the proceeds of which the mantle of the lottery was thrown as a most convenient cloaft. THE PENDING COKE STBIKE. So far as current statements on bothsides afford a basis for judging of the coke strike, they fail to give much reason for believing that the strike is likely to prove either ad vantageous to the interests oflabor.or just as regards the equities between labor and cap ital. In the first place the developments of the strike have brought out with tolerable clear ness the fact that it is not unanimously sup ported by the laborers. Of the two labor organizations in the coke regions, one orders the strike, and the other disapproves of it A strike in which labor is divided against itself is not calculated either to streugthm labor organization or to benefit labor. The only circumstances which can justify that last resort in labor in conflicts must be such as unite all the labor interests in support of the struggle. Beyond that it is also evident in the re ports of the strike that its practical effect is to direct it against a single firm; and with the incongruity that has previously appeared in coke strikes, it is directed against the firm that in 1887 conceded an advance that was denied by tho other firms, and has for a considerable portion of the past two years paid 12 per cent higher wages than its rivals. Whatever other reasons there may be for criticising the policy of the Frlck-Carnegie interests, it is clear that labor organization should not seek to inflict a penalty upon them for paying better wages than their competitors. Probably the labor leaders may not have intended to strike at one firm alone; but if the actual effect of the division among labor organiza tions is to confine the strike to the works of one firm, and to demand higher wages of it than its rivals will pay, the perception of that practical injustice ought to have its weight. If, as reported, the strike is in vio lation of an agreement that the present scale shall last to the tnd of the year, the wrong is only the more glaring. A strike is, in industrial matters, what warfare is in international matters. It is the last resort only justifiable for the most urgent reasons. Unless there are causes of which the public is yet nninformed, the pending strike in the coke regions can not be considered to have such a justi fication. TESTING THE NEW ELIXIE. No invention ever won so rapid a celebrity as that of Dr. Brown-Sequard for making the old young. No one need feel astonished that in this enterprising country where men of science are as keen as men of business, numbers of physicians began experimenting even before it was fully known whether the Brown-Sequard story was bona-fide, or but the imagination of an old man arrived at the age which to less vigorous minds some times brings dotage. Curious to, eay, the reported experiments so far give strong color, if not real support, to the efficacy of the new elixir. The comic possibilities, a3 well as the grotesqueness of the whole sub ject, predispose to humorous and skeptical consideration rather than serious; but the report from Dr. Hammond, of New York, and from two Pittsburg physicians of good standing, back up the Brown-Sequard pre scription right strongly. "With curiosity not at all lessened by in tense doubt the people who ore growing old will watch for the results of these continued experiments. That there is some medical basis for belief in at least the partial efficacy of the elixir is proved by the trials which American physicians consider worth making. Dr. Brown-Sequard, at his great age, might be pardoned for doting, if he really was not at himself in giving his im mense recommendation to the "elixir;" but the numerous other physicians who have since given complete or qualified indorse ment of his experiments bring in testimony that fairly establishes the subject as within the realms of serious and general profes sional investigation. The account in our local columns of what seems to have been an entirely honest trial of the prescription in this city yesterday is interesting reading. THE TBT7E CEITEEI0N. The public discussion arising from the opposition of labor leaders on the one side and the strong exertion of Mr. Bussell Harrison's influence on the other, concern ing the appointment of a former Pittsburg detective to the head oi the Secret Service Bureau of the United States Treasury, calls for the comment that theTnatter should ho decided neither by the wishes cf Mr. Bus sell Harrison nor of the Knights of Labor, but by the character of the applicant him self. Young Mr. Harrison has exactly the same right to recommend appointments that any other American citizen has, and no more. The labor leaders have an identical right to object to such an appointment But the crucial test, and the one which will react with much force in determining the position of the supporters and opponents of the ap plicant, is the character which the applicant himself has earned by his previous career. It might be possible for a detective who is entirely conscientious and honest in his methods to- earn the dislike of labor organizations by his work during a strike; but if thir applicant for the secret- service position in the Treasury Department is a character of that sort THE PITTSBURG he is a most woefully slandered man. If Mr. Bussell Harrison's protege is, as as serted by rumor and the representations of his critics, one of that class of deteotives that show less anxiety to secure even-handed justice than'to obtain the convictions that are well paid for, the objections of the labor people are well founded. Such a reputation lends color to the statements that his serv ices to the son of the President, which have secured that influence in favor of his nom ination, were not oi the most reputable char acter. , The appointment of a man of that sort to a" high detective position cannot be but dis tinctly discreditable to the administration. If the appointment is secured by family in fluence, it will only bring the discredit closer to the President and his personal surroundings. CANADA AND THE UNITED STATES. The Canadian press is indulging in mina tory and perhaps naturally ill-tempered re marks over the seizure of Canadian sealers in Behring Sea. The burden of 'the Cana dian warning reminds this nation that while our internal strength is sufficient to "swallow np any army of invasion that com bined Europe can send against us, we are, upon the high seas, at the mercy of any naval power. This is true enough; but yet we can still rely upon immunity from the fact that war would be as ruinous for England as for this nation. The weak point of the administra tion is not so much our naval weakness as the doubt whether the claim of sovereignty over a whole ocean is well founded. We do not allow Canada to make any subclaim over the Gulf of Newfoundland, or even the Bay of Fundy; and the American people is not likely to place much faith iu such a claim over Behring Sea, especially when it is asserted for the benefit of a rich corpora tion. Beyond that the United States ought to possess intelligence enough to see that the way to create a sentiment in Canada favor able to annexation is not to distribute un necessary kicks to the Canadian people. One of the most pathetic features of the race now going on between various cities for the possession of the World's Fair of 1892, is presented by the frantic efforts which the energetic St. Louis Post-Dispatch is making to get its city inside of the dis tance post before the flag drops.- Coitceeninq sharp remarks of Bepubli cau newspapers about the necessity of re ducing the tariff on staples that are con trolled by trusts, the New York World says: "The skies will fall and everybody can lave lark pies when a Bepublican Congress shall strike an. effective blow at these tariff trusts and monopolies." It also seems just to re mark that the public will be able to enjoy the luxuries of cloud pudding and potied larks when Democratic Congressmen are ready to strike off the sugar duties and hit a death blow at the Whitney and Paine Standard Oil Trust Pittsbubq extends its sincere sympa thies to Chicago, with the remark that boiled and filtered water may be a rather flat drink; but after you get used to it you are ready to concede that it is much better than diluted sewage or extract of flood sufferer. ' References in these columns to an al leged Presidental candidacy on the part of Ex-Secretary Whitney make it no more than fair to notice the fact that Mr. Whit ney has just written a letter to the New York Herald, in which he declares "I am not and shall not be a candidate for the nomination," and further goes on to state, "The item is absurd on its face, and I object to being thought capable of such nonsense." It is also necessary to credit Mr. Whitney with the ability, when he declines a nomina tion, to decline it so that he who runs may read. The suggestion that Boulanger's political career should be made the subject of a bur lesque opera is impracticable. The trouble with Boulanger is that his reality beggars burlesque, and renders imaginative sarcasm wholly pointless by its own surpassing absurdity. One of the crying evils of the day is illus trated by a report, which comes from a Michigan town, that a drunken young ruf fian who fired at a girl and struck a boy by mistake, will not bg prosecuted, the boy's mother "haying accepted a pecuniary con sideration to refrain from prosecution." In such a case as that both .parties to the trans action ought to be prosecuted for compound ing a felony; and the public officers who tail to institute such proceedings should be given to understand that their official heads are in danger. The energetic manner in which Boulanger raises the cry of fraud over his recent defeat in France, may be taken as proof corrobora tive of his intention to come over and mingle in the politics of the United States. Tub statement in a city paper that Southside business men are opposed to a cable road because it will make it easy for the people to come over to town to trade, may state the private opinion of some of the trade barnacles. But it seems that even that class should know better than to fur nish for publication such a strong argument for the mass of the people to favor the project TnE illness of Manager Phillips, of the Allegheny Baseball Club, like so many similar seizures, ia an impressive warning against the dangers of overwork and worry. It is now stated that Senator Evarts wrote the draft for the constitution which was presented to the North Dakota Consti tutional Convention, for a fee ot $500. This fact, as well as the study of the document, has convinced the members of the North Dakota Convention that the $500 was fur nished by some other interest than that com posed of the people of the new State. Political deals now crowd the atmos phere wherever the imaginative reporters most do .congregate. The extension of the park at the Hiland reservoir is well worth the money that has been expended on it, but it does not supply the most urgent need for parks. Pittsburg does not want a park where rich people may drive in their carriages so much as one where poor people who cannot otherwise get fresh air and open views can go on foot or in the 'street-cars. Know What He's Talking; About, From the Providence Journal. Chairman Jones' remark that "the Green back party is unanimous" brings tho comfort ing assurance that the gentloniau knows his own mind. ' Train In Few Words. from the OU City Bllzzard.1 Many'men are honored who deserve but to be kicked. '- DISPATCH; SATTHiDAT, THE PLANETS IN AUGUST. Interesting Facia Regarding; the Heavenly Bodies for llio Gnldanco of Amateur As tronomers Occullatlon of JnpltcrVSat cllltes. rwniTTEit roa this dispatch.! The sun is now moving southward rapidly, and the hortening in the length of the day thus produced is easily noticed. On tho first day of tho month the sun remains above our horizon for 14 hours 15 minutes, whilo on the 31st his visit lasts only 13 hours 5 minutes. This decrease in the day's length, united with the fact that the sun's altitude at noon decreases ly nearly 10, leads us to expect cooler weather in tho latter part ot the month. The earth is now approaching tho sun at the lata of 15,000 miles a day, and on tho 15th of the month will ha 93,222,000 miles from him. His apparent diameter ou the same date will be 31' 41". K. A. Declina tion. Klses. Souths, sets. Aug. 1.. Oh. 03m. ISWN. 5:23 0:28 A. M. 7:29 P.M. AUK. 15.. ll.41m. 13 !. 6:32 0:24 A.M. 7:16 P.M. Aug. 2S..10h.l8m. 10" 33'N. 5:12 0:22A.M. 7:02 P.M. Tho Moon During August. Luna does nothing unusual for this month. She occults a few stars and is in conjunction with planets as follows: With Jupiter on tho 7th, at 3:15 p. x., Jupiter being a few minutes south othe moon's edge: with Neptune on the 18th, at 11 p. 1L, Neptnne being 2 north; with Venus on the 22d, at 5 P. M., Venus being 2 south; with Saturn on the 25tb, at 3 P. Jr., Sat urn being 2 south: with Mercury on the 27th, at 5 P. M., Mercury being 5 south; with Uranus on the 29th, at 6 1'. M., Uranus being 5 south. About midnight on the 18th the moon will pass through the group of stars known as the Hyades, in the constellation Taurus, and will hide from view two stars. One, of the fourth magnitude, will bo concealed from view for about half an hour, and the other, of tho fifth, for about an honr. The moon ,1s nearest the earth on the 9th, when her apparent diameter will be 33' 05": farthest on the 21st, her apparent diameter then being ZK 31". bho presents the following phases: First quarter August 4, S7r. M. i'ullmoon August 11, 9:43 a. m. Last quarter August 18, 3:62 P.M. Hew moon August 26, 7:00 P. M. Phases of Planet. Mercury is morning star in the beginning of the month, but passes from the western to the eastern side of the sun on the 7th. This is called "superior conjunction," and makes Mer cury an evening star. When he passes from tho eastern to the western side of the sun this passage is called ''inferior conjunction;" in the former case the planet is on the far side of the sun; in the latter he is almost directly between the sun and us. Mercury will not be visible to the unassisted eye this month, as he will not get far enough away from the sun; he may, however, be seen with a good telescope in the daytlmo If the tel escope be mounted with graduated circles on the polar and declination axes and the position of the planet be known. His apparent diam eter is 5". K. A. Dec. Klses. Tran. Sets. Auk. 5. 8h. Mm. 19H'N. 5:06 A.M. 0:18 P.M. 7:30 Auk.P3.10Ii. 14m. 1236'N. 6U0A.M. 0:57 P.M. 7:45 Aug.25.Uh. Im. 5 OS' N. 7:02 A.M. 1:23P.M. 7:44 The Anagram of Galileo. Venus is morning star, but waning, though she is still quite bright, and rises several hoars before the sun. Her apparent diameter is 17" and the phase is gibbous. The phase of Venus was one of the first discoveries of the newly in vented telescope in the hands of Galileo. Coper nicus had predicted in advancing his theory of the solar system that if Venus and Mercury could bo clearly seen they would show phases like the moon. Galileo found this was the case with Venus, but, fearing that someone else might claim a prior discovery if ho made his observation known immediately, ana de sirous of gaining time for further research, he announced his discovery in the form of an anagram, which he could transpose at some future time. His anagram first read. Hacc immaluraa me am Jrustra teguntiir o. y.z "These unripe things are now vainly gathered by me." A few months after he transposed it into its true form, Cynthlae ftguras aemulatur mater amorum: The mother of loves imitates the phases of Chnthia," Cynthia being another name for Diana, who represented the moon. And though for nearly three cen turies since then telescopes have been pointed at Venus, scarcely anything more has been dis covered on that planet, which to the naked eve is the most beautiful and interesting of all. The planet is supposed to be encircled by a dense layer ot cloud, which hides th true sur face from us, and forms a brilliant' reflector for the sun's light. Aug. 5..51i.S8m. S105'N 2:01A.M. 9:21A.M. Aug. 15. .60. 43m. 2l16'N 2:08 A.M. 9:29A.M. Aug. 25..7h.33m. 20S3'.N 2:19 A.M. 9:37 A.M. Mars is still far away from us, on the other side of the sun, and will not be visible for some time. Jupiter, Prince 'of Plnnets. Jupiter is evening star, rising before sunset in the evening and attaining a-convenlent alti tude for observation in the early evening. He is the most interesting of all planets at present, and those who are so fortunate as to own tele scopes, even though they be of modest dimen sions, should not loss the opportunity of seeing all there is to be seen about the Prince, of planets, as he will not be well situated for star gazers in a few months. Jupiter's quartet of satellites may be very easily seen, more depend ing upon the keenness of the oye than upon the sfze of the telescope; in fact, these bodies have been seen with the unassisted eye on cer tain occasions, and several cases have been reported of people who were able to see them regularly, and give their varying positions without a mistake. These satellites were one of the early discov eries of Galileo with the telescope. He ob served the eclipses of the satellites by the shadow of Jupiter, and snggested that the ob servation of these eclipses might be made use of In determining the longitude ot a place, a method which answers very well on land, but cannot be well used at sea. Study of the Satellites. The eclipses, occultatlonB and transits of these satellites are very interesting for the amateur to watch. A telescope cf two inohes aperture will show some of these phenomena, and one of three or four inches' aperture will . show about all. A few are noted below for ob servation. The Roman numeral designates tho satellite, L being the one nearest Jupiter, IX. the next, and so on. August 4. 9:321. M. Shadow of 111 leaves disk; 10:20 P.M.. shadow of I enters upon disk; 12:43 P. M., shadow of I leaves disk. Augnst 5, 10:02 p. M. I reappears after being eclipsed. August 10, .9:44 p. M. II reappears after being eclipsed. August 11, 9:21 P. M. Ill leaves planet's disk; 10:31 p. m., shadow or 111 enters upon disk; 11:20 "P. M., 1 enters upon disk; 12:22 p. M-. shadow of 1 enters upou disk. August 12,8:40 p. M. 1 disappears behind planet; 11:57 p. M., 1 reappears from shadow of planet. It. A. Declination. Booths. Auk. 5..17b.56m. 23 23' 8. 9:18 P.M. Aug. 15..17h.54m. 23 24' S. - 8:15 P.M. Aug. 25..17h.53m. 23 28' 3. 7:55 P.M. Saturn cannot be seen now, nor for some time to come, as ho Is hidden in tho overpowering beams of the sun. He passes from the eastern to the western sido of the sun on the 16th, and takes rank as a morning star. Uranus, at best scarcely visible without a telescope. Is now too near the snn to be of much account. Ho is evening star, in right ascension 13 hours 11 minutes, and declination about 6 607 south. Neptune is jnornlng ctar, but can never be seen without a telescope. He shines like a star of the eighth magnitnde. with a disk subtend ing an angle of only 2.0". His position is almost the same throughout the month: right ascension 4 hours 11 minutes, declination 19 26' north. Beet E. V. Ltrrr. PE0PJJB OP PROMINENCE. Commissioner Tanneb says ho will attend the G. A. R. union at Milwaukee. Secretary Proctor will make an address at tho Fletcher .family reunion in Tremont Temple on August 28. Prof. Sumner, who is not yet 0 years old has held .the Chair of Political Economy in Vale for the past 17 years, and is tho author of half a dozen books on that subject. A grand reunion of students, teachers and friends of Antloch College, Yellow Springs, O., is called for June 18, 1890, at which an oration will be made by the Rev. Dr. Edward Everett Hale. "When Mr. Andrew Clark entered London Hospital as an assistant, he was in poor health. "Poor Scotch beggar," said one of 'the faculty, "let him have a place; he cannot possibly livo mora, than six months." He is now, after these many years of eminent service. Sir Andrew Clark, perhaps tho most famous physician in England. If reports be true, Emma Abbott has had made the costliest dress known to the modern dress maker. It cost $4,000. This Is moro than three times as mnch as Sarah Bernhardt's best gown, which cost 1,200, and nearly seven times as much as Mme. Doche paid, SCOO. for all the cos tumes sho used in creating the "Dame aux Camellas." Elaborate" preparations are being made in Hartford, Conn., for a repetition of tho his torical pageant of national victories which was lately displayed in Boston. It is to be presented In honor of Mrs. Harriet Beecber Stowe, some time late la September. It is also announced that a similar demonstration 'will be made at Newport on August 13, In honor of Mrs. Julia Ward Howe.- 'AOOTST 3, -1889.' PLUCK AND BRAINS COMBINED. Interesting VeraonnI History of a Well Known Pittsburg Man. From the Philadelphia Times. Robert Pltcairn, who Is at the Bellovue, illus trates what brains, pluck and industry will do in this country. Mr. Pitcairn, who is now one of the railroad magnates of the land, like his friend, Andrew Carnegie, came to the United States a poor Scotch lad. His father obtained employment in the Pennsylvania Railroad shops at Altoona. There young Pitcairn was taken into the office of Henry J. Lombard, First General Superintendent- of tho road, as messenger, and while serving in that capacity learned telegraphing, and became operator and clerk. Ho gained the confidence of Mr. Lombard, and, upon tho transferor the latter to another post at Philadelphia, became as sitant to Enoch Lewis, who was Lombard's suc cessor. He subsequently bocamo master of transportation at Altoona, and when Andrew Carnegie resigned the Superintendence ot tho Western Division along abont 1865, Pitcairn was appointed his successor, with headquar ters at Pittsburg. Later, upon the transfer of tho late J. McCrelghton to the West Penn Division, Pitcairn was made General Agent, and he has sluco held both tho offices of Super intendent and General Agent. TO POPULAR ALASKA. A Scheme to Kemove tho Icelanders to the Ynkon River. Washington, August 2. Among persons of a scientific turn of mind a certain project of International importance has been quietly dis cussed. It is nothing mora nor less than tho transplanting of the entire population of Ice land. 75,000 souls, to the most habitable part'of Alaska. Many of them, it is said, are willing to move away to a moro genial climate, or at least to a more fruitful territory. Their fdea is not to go to a region wholly different, where all the conditions of life will bo reversed, but to a land nearly in the altitude of Iceland. The proposition is one of vast importance, as it involves the removal of an entire people, and. that an old, renowned and cultivated people. It has behind it strong influence in high quarters. Senator Piatt, of Connecticut, it is said to-day, has agreed to defray the ex penses of an Icelandic minister in making the arrangements. The valuable wooded and fer tile region on the great Yakon river is sng gested as the new habitat of the Icelanders if tho consent of the Parliament of Iceland and the Danish Government oan be obtained. THOUSANDS OP WITES WANTED. Washington Territory Send a Novel Appeal to the Mayor of Boston. Boston, August 2, A novel appeal for wives was received1 to-day by Mayor Hart from Wr A. Wheelwright. Mayor ox xacoma, Washing ton. The writer says that the Territory of Washington, and the city of Tacoma in partic ular, are filled with sober, industrious and enterprising men, mostly young, who are desi rous of marrying. The lettsr says that there are about ten men to every woman in the Territory, and is fol lowed by a resolve "that the Mayor and Com mon Council of Tacoma appeal to the people of Massachusetts to send all the women of mar riageable age that can Da spared to the Terri tory and city, with a view to making pleasant the homes of thousands of ablebodled, indus trious voung men, who wonld be glaa to marry." Another resolve is to the effect that the proclamation be forwarded to the Mayor of Boston, with the urgent request that it be published broadcast throughout the State. THE BEST DRESSED LEGISLATOR. Ho is From Allegheny City and Is Hon. Charles W. Roblsou. tTrom the Philadelphia Inqulrer.i C. W. Robison, member of the Legislature for the First district of Allegheny county, stopped in the city yesterday for a brief period on his way from Long Branch to Atlantic City. Mr. Robison, who is accompanied by his sister, is doing the seaside resorts. During his stay in the city he called on Chairman Andrews, of the Republican State Committee, and talked pleas antly about the last Legislature and the chances of tho next. He was said to be the best dressed man on Capitol Hill, and his costume yesterday justi fied his reputation. He wore a blue tweed suit, the coat a sack, neat fitting and charmingly cool looking. Necktie, gloves and other acces sories were in entire harmony. He left for the seashore at 4 o'clock in the evening. A NOTED LINGUIST DEAD. Noadlah M. Hill. Who Understands so Different Languages. The Albany Journal contains the following item dated North Chatham, July 30: Noadlah M. Hill died here yesterday at the age of 73 years. He was a merchant here about 50 years ago, and had lived a retired life for a number of years. He conld read and under; stand 60 different languages and dialects. Mr. Hill read and understood the Hebrew, Arabic, Syrlac, Chaldee. Samaritan, Maltese Arabic Mogrebln Arabic, Persian, Armenian, Turkish, HindoosUn, Orenburg, Tartar, Estrangelo Syr lac, Trans-Caucasian Tartar, Greek, Latin, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Dutch. Fleml8h,Angln-Saxon, and many other tongues. LOADED MS GUN WITH WATER. The Lender of a German Band Adopts a Peculiar Method of Suicide. New Yobs, August Z Gottlieb Helns, of 53 Avenue A, killed himself last night at his homo by shooting himself with a shotgun. He was the leaderof a curbstone German band and bad been drinking lately. After loading tho gun he filled the barrel with water, put the muzzle to his bead, and pushed the trigger with bis toe. His head was almost blown off. This is said to be an old fashioned German way of committing suicide. An Office That Bought the Man. from the New York Herald.l A great monument to tho memory of theMay flower pilgrims was dedicated at Plymouth. But if William Bradford, who was elected Governor by the colonists 31 times, should come to life again, what chance would he have to get a public officer Just think it over. How to Get a Completo Record. From tho New York Tribune. 3 " An earnest seeker after truth inquires of a cotemporary: "Will you please tell me how to traco up a family history!" Perhaps as good a way as any Is to get one of tho family whose history vou wish to trace np to run for office in a close district. Using Up the Tnll Timber. From the Ohio state Journal. From the amount of timber used in the con struction of La Tosca parasols and dude's canes this season, it looks as if the forests of the country would be denuded sooner than anticipated.. A Missouri Marvel. From the Kansas City btar.1 An apple tree at Carrollton contains blos soms, green apples and ripe fruit. There is also something growing on ono of the top branches that looks liko an apple dumpling. A New Figure of Speech. From the Cincinnati Commercial Uaiette.1 The Chicago News usually knows as much about Ohio politics as a speckled pup does about a parallax. DEATHS OF A DAY. Mrs. . BL Nelson. Sirs, Eliza M. Kelson, wife of Samuel D. Nel son, died at her residence. Lemington avenue, East End, last night. She was 'the mother of Air. H. C Nelson, of the hardware firm of Hall & Nel son. Mrs. E. O. MacGonUle and Mrs. Dr. J. 8. Espr. of the East End. One funeral will be held at tfio residence bunday at 2:3) r. M. The deceased has been a resident of Pittsburg rrom her youth, and was well known and respected by all. Mrs. Agnes Young. In the obituary column or Thb Dispatch Is notice of the death or Mrs. Agnes Young, at the age of years, at the borne of bcr diughter, Mrs. Woolslaycr, pf the Sixteenth ward. Mrs. Young had been a resident or this city since 1827. In that year she came with her husband, James Young, from Board Mills, County Down, Ireland, where she was married in 183). She was a faithrul help meet to her life partner for upward of a half cen tury, and had been a widow lor nearly years. George II. Jameson. WieniNOTON, August 2. George H. Jameson, a good writer and popular newspaper man, died In this city early this morning. Ha was 39 years old and Is well-known in the West and In Wash ington, Sir William Ewart. London, Augusts, Sir' William Ewart, M. P. for the North division of Belfast. Is dead. He wu 1 CoUscrvatlYoln politics.-' MATTERS METROPOLITAN. Family Fends to the Death. ISJtW TOKK BUKEAU 8FECIAJ.8.1 New York, August Z War to the knife has long existed between tho Noonan and Grimes families, who occupy the same tenement house in Long Island City. In return for many potty annoyances, James Noonan knocked James Grimes senseless with his fist in the corridor last Tuesday. While ho was jumuing on bis unconscious enemy, Mrs. Grimes attacked him with an ax handle. After a bloody scrimmage Noonan retired with a bruised forehead and a sprained wrist Last night, at midnight, Noonan, his brother and four others broke into Grimes' bedroom. They tore the bedclothes from the bed in which Grimes and his wife slept, and beat them both with clnbs for sev eral minutes. Grimes was beaten senseless. Mrs. Grimes threw herself on his body to pro tect him from tho blows of Noonan and his friends. James Grimes, who tried to help his sister-in-law. was thrown downstairs. Miss Burns, a boarder, was thrown after him be cause she protested against tho brutality ot the Noonan party. After an hour's work of this kind, Noonan and his friends left. This morning the police fonnd Mr. and Mrs. Patrick Grimes unconscious on a bed saturated with their blood. Tbey, as well as James Grimes and Miss Burns, wero taken to a hospital. Mr. Grimes will probably die. Tho others will re cover. A Mother's Awful Mistake. Mrs. John Eastman unintentionally poisoned her 5-year-old daughter to-day by giving her carbolic acid instead of a liquid opiate. The child died within an hour. Mrs. Eastman's dis tress may make her insane. Another Chicago Novelty. Mrs. Leslie Carter will not be the only "fem inine novelty" from Chicago offered to theater goers next season. The latest aspirant to sen sational notcrioty on the stage is Mrs. McCrea, a danghter of Banker Snell, the Chicago mill ionaire who was murdered by Tascott. Mrs. McCrea is said to be extremely handsome, young and moneyed. She is tho wife of a rich Stock Exchange man of Chicago. Mrs. McCrea has been studying diligently for some time with several dramatic coaches, and is said to havo very dramatic ideas. She wants a manager, and wants a play. Among tho managers with whom Mrs. McCrea has been negotiating is J. M. HilL though it is said that nothing has been settled between the two as yet. Baseball a Care For Lunacy. Some weeks ago the baseball nine of tho American Actors' Amateur Athletic Associa tion was crnshlngly defeated by the baseball nine of the Middletown State Insane Asylnm The score was 20 to 8. To-day the actors' nine, with their manager, Digby Bell, and some 30 prominent professionals, went down tq Middle town to get revenge, and they got it. They' beat the six lunatics and three attendants who played ball for the asylum by a score of 17 to 2. During the game numerous pretty tents were spread out on the lawn for the use ot patients, and they were filled mostly by the female wards and their attendants, while the men lounged about in the samo way as the ordinary baseball enthusiasts do. In fact, they were a great deal moro self-possessed than the cranks at the Polo grounds. The players were attired in neat bine uniforms, and did no moro shouting or grumb ling than rational ball players, Dr.Tascott, of the asylum, thinks he has discovered a new cure In baseball for certain kinds of lunacy. He says: "You can scarcely realize the benefit that the sport yields; not only to the players, but to tho other patients. It furnishes them with a beneficial, healthful excitement. Two ot the players are victims of melancholia, and there are a large number who scarcely speak a word during the week until they come out to a game. Then tbey aro full of healthy Interest." Beats Her Own Record One Honr. The steamship Augusta Victoria, of the Hamburg line, has again broken tho eastward record from New York to The Needles. A cablegram to the packet lino states that tho Augusta reached Southampton at 1:30 A. M. to day, Greenwich time. As the time between The Needles and Southampton is one honr and a half, she must have passed the latter at 12 o'clock, midnight. The Augusta left Sandy Hook bar at 5 p. jr. last Thursday. Her whole time, therefore, between Sandy Hook and The Needles, making Eastern time correspond with Western reckoning, is seven days, two hours. The previous record made by horse! f. was seven days, three hours. She, therefore, breaks her own record by ono hour. What Sullivan's Friends Expect. The colossal benefit,which was to have helped John L. Sullivan in a financial way, has been indefinitely postponed. A large nnmber of tickets had been sold for the Academy of Mu sic It is not known yet what will be done. Editor Lumley, of tho Illustrated News, said to-day that the benefit would be given sooner or later. Personally he knew nothing of the arrangements, but he expected to see Sullivan back iu New York in a very short time. Liko most of the sporting men here, he thinks that Sullivan will be let off with a light tine, after an immediate trial, or will bo released at once, under light bonds. Not a Bad Idea. From the Baltimore American. 1 Chicago is not entirely bad. It frequently famishes new ideas that are worthy of adop tion. One of these is the appointment of five women to serve as sanitary police. They will inspect factories and tenements, and their work is expected to improve and protect tho health of working, women. An AntI-Prohibition Pool. From the Chicago News.: There is a certain deep pool in a stream near Boonton, N. J., from the botton of wnich wells up a flood of natural champagne. It is not sur prising, therefore, that General Fisz has about concluded that the Prohibition party cannot hope to carry the State very soon. The Itrport Not Credited. From the Washington Post. The report that "the Chicago Anarchists are still at work" would have more influence on the public mind if it were not so generally understood that a Chicago Anarchist never is and never was either still or at work. " TRI-STATE TRIFLES. Mr. James Laffertt. of Altoona, while on his way to Scotch Valley, had an exciting en counter with two rattlesnakes. His attention was first called to their presence by the shying ot his horse, -which came near throwing him off. The snakes ran into a pile of cordwood, when he called to his assistance Mr. Roy Moore, who was plowing in a field near by. With the aid of poles they succeeded in routing the reptiles from the wood, and dispatching them. They were four feet in length and fully two Inches in diameter. Ope had eight rattles and a button and tho otlior six rattles and a button. -One was yellow and the other black. A fuq dog that eats huckleberries and black berries from the stalks is the latest thing New Bloomlield has in the dog line. A FUiA-ri.ETjaED ghost is doing effective work In keeping street gamins at home after nightfall in the vicinity of tho City Park ou tho West Side, in Erje. The apparition is arrayed in robes ot spotless white and floats noiselessly through the air over chimney tops, T. K. Yoteias, a Bethlehem barber, lately bongbt from an old citizen there a number of ancient razors to have them ground down, the steel being better than that of to-day. In ex amining the case of ono he found in it a bank note of the Easton Bank, dated May, 1838. Mna. Joseph Tebo. living near Newelton, Pa., was helping her husband to load hay whan a bugo rattlesnake flopped around from her fork-load and thumped her on the back. She was not bitten, but tho thump frightened her into a bed ot sickness. SOME supposed eagles captured at Lewis town while gorging on the carcass of a bear, have been examined by an ornithologist, who calls them buzzards. Fotjr postoffices within eight miles of West Chester are filled by members ot tho Moore family. The old apple tree planted by the Moravian missionaries, at Gnaddenhutten, O., 115 years ago. blew down in a recent storm. It bors apples to the last, and bad considerable unripe fruit on it at the time. CURIOUS C0NDMSATI0B8." ; A Cigarette Trust has been formed by tobacco dealers in Salem, Ore. One McDonald, of Beloit. Heb., gives his age as 103, and says that his father lived to boU7. A Cincinnati couple named respectively John Sweet and Millie Honey were married in that city recently. Charley "Wheelock, when in the Coast range, Ono, Cal killed a 700-pound grizzly at 300 yards, the first fire from his rifle. A dozen drivers and conductors on the Atlantic avenno horse car lino in Brooklyn wero suspended recently for flirting. the Lee brothers, of French- creek, B. C were building a road last week, when they noticed their dog acting curiously near a large stump. A second later ho was seized by a full grown panther and carried into the woods. The streets of Albuquerque, N. Hex., are so deserted at night that the cottontail rab bit bas taken possession of them. A number aro so tame that they go into the Democrat office every night to get fed by the printers. A miner of Hassayampa district, Cal.f found a bee tree sometime since, cut it down one afternoon, went next day to get the honey, and found that three bears two old ones and a cub had been thero and- taken every thimble ful full of the sweet stuff. A large oak tree stands on the Ken tucky ranch, somo 12 miles west of Paso Robles, CaL This tree measures 30 feet In cir cumference at the base, 12 feet in diameter, and Is about GO feet high. Some of the limbs are large trees in themselves. George 'Williams, a noted hunter of Virginia City, has discovered a deposit of fossil Ivory in the Sierra Nevada range. His first snowing consists of two large tusks of an ele- Shant. Tho ivory is in perfect condition, and e is going back for a wagon load. A Des Moines, la., youth, under the in spiration of sensational novels, purchased an outfit of small arms, a false beard, and then held up several travelers in highwayman style. His vaulting ambition o'erleaned Itself, and bo is at present in the care of the police. Sally Kennett, of Madison, N. H., and Jacob Tuttle, of Alton. N. H.. are twins and 84. Robert, late husband of Mrs. Kennett, who died three years ago, was 81. His twin brother, George, survived him one year. They were of a family of 10 or 12. Mrs. Kennett and Mr. Tuttle wero of a family of H, some still living. Mrs. Phineas Clawson, of Hopwood, Pa., was picking huckleberries In the moun tains a few days ago with a pet dog at her side when a copperhead snake crawled up and bit the dog. The animal fled frightened into the bushes and the Bnake escaped. A day or two later the dog returned apparently none the worse for the bite. A Meriden, Conn., authority declares that street musicians are a serious thing to a manufacturing company iu that town. A gypsy girl who played the tambourine recently passed their establishment, "and it is estimated that she cost the company about S200. Every employe in the factory flew to a windew. and work was suspended for fully 15 minutes all over the shop. Every circus parade costs every one of the large manufacturing concerns hun dreds of dollars. If costs them from J25 to $50 every time a minstrel brass band marches by." Dr. Jutt, of Coral, Mich., thinks that he bas one of the oldest horses in the United States. Twenty-four years ago be bought him of Dan Rice, the showman, and then the horse was said to be 22 years old. The other day State Veterinarian Grange made a careful ex amination of the 46-year-old, and pronounced blm perfectly sound of body, wind and limb, and apparently good for 20 years more. Dr. Just uses the old horse daily in his practice, and ho shows not the slightest signs cf his great age. An old Indian trail has been discovered at Bhawangunk Mountain. leading from War warsing. N.Y., into the Wallklll Valley. Where the trail runs down themountain on the Gardi ner side, it passes a clef t in the rocks. Some thing in the shape of a staircase had been formed, so the Indians could slide down the declivity from projection to projection. With out this staircase it would be impossible to go down the mountain at that point. On the oppo site side of the mountain there is another stair case or "ladder," as ltis called. Quite an amusing instance of somnam bulism occurred in Morgan, Ga., some nights since. A 10-year-old boy was discovered fast asleep climbing into bis room through a. window some distance from the ground. This alarmed his father, and procuring some large wire, he made a casing on the outside, and some nights since, a crash being heard, a rush was made for the boy's room, when; beholut the, young man was half way through the wire with the window sash resting gracefully on his spinal column. He did not hare to be. awakened. . ' One of the most picturesque and re markable bodies of water in the world is Henry's Lake, in Idaho. It is sitnated on tho dome of the continent in a depression in the Rocky Mountains called Targee'a Pass. It has an area of 40 sqnare miles, and all around it rise snow-capped peaks, somo of them being the highest of the continent's backbone. In the lake Is a floating island about 300 feet in diameter. It bas for' its basis a mass of roots so dense that it supports large trees and a heavy growth of underbrush. These roots are covered with several feet of rich soil. The surface is solid enongh to support the weight of a horse anywhere, and there are places where a house conld be built. The wind blows the island about the lake, and it seldom re mains 21 hours In the same place. Queer names certainlv are found in the London general registry of births, at Somerset House. For example, young scions of the families of Bath, Lamb, Jordan, Dew, Dear, and Smith are christened respectively Foot, Pascal, River, Morning. Offspring, and Smith Follows. Mr. Cox called bis son Arthur Wolles ley Wellington Waterloo. Mr. Jewett. a noted huntsman, named his Edward Byng Tally Ho Forward. A mortal that was evidently unwel come is recorded as "One Too Many." An other of the same sort is "Not Wanted James." Children with six to ten names are frequent, but probably tho longest name In the world, longer than that ot any potentate, is attached to the child ot Arthur Pepper, laundryman. The name of his daughter, born 1883, is Ann Bertha Cecilia Diana Emily Fanny Gertrude Hypatla Inez Jane Kate Louise Maud Nora Ophelia Quince Rebecca Starkey TerezaUlysis (sic) Venus Winifred Xenophon Yetty Zeus Pepper one title precisely for every letter of the alphabet. FDNNY MBN'S FANCIES. A prize fighter buys his victory by the pound. Boston Oasette. The potato is said to be deteriorating, but It made many a mash in its better day. Terrs Hants Express. What becomes of the old pianos? "Well, some uniortunate fellow's next door neighbor buys one for torture, while others are sent to the heathen. Aio lork Journal. Grammar teaches as that relatives usually refer to antecedents. go does the cannibal. He eats his relatives and so did his antecedents, Philadelphia Press. Though ever busy ben ye bee, Exceeding brisk and sprye, H ne'er exceils In industry Ye early mornynge aye. Washington Capital. Yeast Don't yon think Crimsonbeak has a taking way about blm? Bacon Most decidedly I do. I never knew any one to ask him when he didn't take something. Xonters Statesman. "If they abolish the nobility in England," remarked Mrs. Fhnnnyman, "the London bridge will have to go." Mr. Phunnyman How do yon make that out? Mrs. P. Because It Is sustained by piers. Phil adtlphla Press. Sure preventive of mosquito bites: Take the cover off your cistern, crawl Into the cistern, replace the cover, and duck under the water. As long as you remain there entirely submerged in water wo will stake our reputation for veracity that you'll not be bitten by a mosquito. Dans vllls Brttis. Brooks T hear that yon and the boys were out hooking watermelons. Did you get a good load? Crooks Voujust bet we did. Brooks; aud every bit or it was buckshot, too. Charleston Sunday Sews. TUB OLD, OLD 8T0BT. He anchored fast his fishing boat, Be made a cushion of his coat. And sat and watched his bobber float From early morn till night. As honr on hour thus idly spent In slow succession came and went. He passed the time In sweet content While walling for a bite. t When shadows badehlmnshnomore. Be piled the lasy dripping oar And sought a lad upon the shore. His string of bass to buy. , Next morning in the busy mart Be told a tale all knew by hurt, Xet told It with such wondrous art - -float knew the old, old lis. -. Washington Post,