ffTrrnTi'l - ST v J J? lipS 3P 39 aB -V 1 .- -. -ii - vtr- . r Vs m 9 m k i Wfj b I. Biggafft. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1816. YoL 44, Ko. 174. -Entered t Pittsburg Foitofflce, Kovember It, 1SW, u second-class matter. v Business Office 07 and 90 Fifth Avenue. News Booms and Publishing House 76, 77 and 70 Diamond Street Eastern Advertising Office, Boom 48, Trlbane Building, hew York. Average net circulation of the dally edition of TueDispatcU for six months ending June 20, 18S9, 29,492 Copies per Issue. Average net circulation or the Sunday edition or Tni Dispatch for three months ending Jane 30, ISM, 52,660 Copies per lssne. TERMS OF TIIE DISPATCH. rOSTAOE FKXE IX THE CXITZ.D 6TATIS. DAILY Dispatch, One Year ? 8 CO Dailt DiSFATcn, Per Quarter z 00 Dailt DISPATCH. OneMonth Daily Dispatch, including Sunday, 1 year. 10 00 JJA1LY DISPATCH. Including bunday.Sni'ths. 2 SO Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, 1 month SO SVSDAY Dispatch, One Year 2 50 Weekly Dispatch, One Year 125 The Dailt DlSPATcn 1$ delivered by carriers at 15 cents per week, or Including Sunday edition, at 20 cents per week. PITTSBURG. WEDNESDAY. JULY 81. 1SS3. A PUBLIC DUTY. The testimony of the baby farming case before one of our local courts presents a con siderable amount of conflicting allegations. It is likely to strike the impartial mind that skim milk diluted with water is not exactly the nourishment necessary to make babies grow and thrive; and the results ol the experiment show noreason forchanging that view. The case of the woman who is charged with administering this excessively econom ical diet to the infants left in her charge may be left to the courts. "Without preju dicing her case, it is to be remarked that the allegations show the necessity that the organizations which place the orphan or deserted infants in charge of nurses shall exercise a strict supervision as to their care. There does not seem to have been much su pervision in this case; and if there has been neglect the absence of this oversight is largely responsible for it The children of this generation are the men and women of the next. There is no plainer duty than to provide nurture and training for those that are left without the natural care of their parents. This duty should not be carelessly and blindly left to irresponsible hirelings. A QUESTIONABLE SEIZURE. It seems that the assertion of the claim of the United States to all the seals in the Behring Sea has taken the form of another seizure of an English sealing vessel. After the denial of this claim by England, its forcible assertion in this way is likely to put the British lion's back up. That might be endured if our position was a tenable one; but when on one coast we are disputing with England over her too rigid assertion of exclusive ownership of the fisheries within three miles of the shore, it is hardly wise to claim the exclusive ownership of an ocean half as large as the North Atlantic and sev eral times the size of the Gulf of Newfound land. It is especially unwise to seize vessels after it has been proved by previous cases that the Government will have to back down and let them go again. THE STAY-AT-HOMES. For the thousands who manage to get away to the seashore or mountain for a week or two of the hottest summer weather, the dog days have no special terror. Getting ready, the excursionists bear the sultriness in cheerful expectation of their trip. Recol lections of the refreshing novelty and change sustain them on their return. But for the tens of thousands who cannot get away, even for twenty-four hours, from the hot city, the physical discomforts of midsummer are serious. Is nothing owing to these? The question had better be pondered in respect to the park prospects now again before the public. Pittsburg cannot afford to be a mean city to its working people. They are the bone and sinew of the place. With the mesns now in view of quickly getting from every part of the town to one, two or three central areas, there is no longer an excuse for putting the park question behind us as wholly an im possible, superfluous or extravagant thing, There should be parks, and quickly. NOT LIKELY TO SUCCEED. The appearance of a report that the "Wheeling nail manufacturers are organiz ing a corporation which is to play the part of a trust for that industry, calls for the re mark that nail manufacturers generally have had experience enough to fight shy of any such concerns. Previous attempts to establish combinations intended to maintain the price of nails have demonstrated their futility; and that consideration is peculiarly applicable when the present trouble with the whole nail industry is the competition of wire nails. In addition, the manufac turers are not likely to forget the signifi cance of recent declarations by the most ultra-protectionist journals that the mo nopolizing of an industry by a trust combi nation will be good reason for taking away the duties on its products. THE JOYS OF PEIVATE LITE. A brief paragraph recently published the vacation programme of ex-President Cleve land. He is going on a yachting trip for two weeks in August, and afterward will seek seclusion in the Adirondack with his charming wife. Last year a similar an nouncement would have been deemed of the greatest importance, and had the "man of destiny" come out of last year's fray victorious he would not have been allowed to take his summer pleasuring without abundance of publicity. But an ex-President is not generally annoyed by the solic itude of the public. v Mr. Cleveland may have taken his defeat to heart at the time, and he may sometimes permit himself to sigh when the heading of his letter paper, or some other circumstance, reminds him that he no longer resides in the White House; but he is too sensible a man, we imagine, not to appreciate the com pensations of private life. A vacation to him now may mean a time of rest and rec reation such as cannot come to the Presi dent in office. Personal friends he still has, but time-serving flatterers and persist ent office seekers no longer press upon him. He can yacht, fish or swap stories with the faithful Dan Lamont to his heart's content, without a thought about the fishery ques tion or the Samoan treaty, or any -other momentous affair of State. There is only one circumstance that ..may mar Mr. Cleveland's holiday. He still has hopes of a return to public life in 1892. But he should lay these by till the summer ' is over. It will spoil the flavor of the salt sea breeze, take the snap out or the fishing, and blemish the lovely landscapes of the Adirondacks if he permits politics to fol low him. "We advise him to leave politics behind him, if he values his health. Doubtless Mrs. Cleveland will second the advice. TO DISTEIBUTE AND ACCOUNT. The action of the Relief Commission at Johnstown to-day will be watched with in terest. Treasurer Thompson is on record through The DisrATCH as favoring an im mediate distribution of the money on hand. Public opinion is with him. There is no reason, good, bad or indifferent, that can be urged why the survivors should not now get every unexpended penny that remains of the money contributed for them. Our special reporter on -Monday told of the vast lot of work yet to be done at Johnstown. To move along at all, the people should, as quickly as may be, get the handling of the money. Another duty rests on the commission. A detailed statement of expenditures should forthwith be ordered. Only a gen eral statement has so far been sent out, and that a bungling and disputed one, which the members of the commission were kept busy for a week afterward explaining, or denying, or trying to reconcile with previous semi-official and unofficial decla rations. It is not necessary to lay stress upon the sharp criticisms of the commission, to see the propriety of the simple and usual business procedure of filing an itemized ac count for the information of all the parties in interest. Governor Beaver has written voluminously, eloquently, in. the Jforth American Review as to how and where the money came from to the help of Johnstown. Secretary Kramer's statistical exhibit of how, to whom, and for what it has been paid out will be fully as Interesting in deed, at this time rather more so. The apparent indifference of the com mission as a body to the urgent requests for distribution, and to the suggestions hitherto of detailed statements, requires that both points be pressed keenly on their attention to-day. The Governor and the commission have perhaps been somewhat too sharply censured as to a few particulars of their official inaction; but if they continue to ignore reasonable and inevitable business propositions they must look for plain talk. To wrap themselves in the mantle of offended dignity, and to scorn to take the ordinary and simple course of paying out at once the monev where it is needed, and of giving the public and the sufferers an itemized statement of tbeir expenditures, is to put themselves quite unnecessarily in an ambiguous and rather ridiculous position. But the advice of the Pittsburg members, who are very close to Johnstown, and who are best posted on the situation, will doubt less prevail. "We hope, at least, for satis factory results from to-day's session. INNOCUOUS BUT FOOLISH. Two inclined plane companies on the Southside get into a dispute over the title to a piece of ground which each wishes to oc cupy with its structure. Both send forces of "men to take possession of the ground, and this naturally leads to a collision between the laborers. "With more than the usual re spect for order in such cases, actual collision is stopped by the employers. But the rival forces occupy the disputed ground, and yes terday the spectators were treated to the edifying spectacle of one force of men shovel ing dirt out of the hole which their employ ers wish dug, while the other force as in dustriously shoveled the dirt back into the hole again. If such acts of foolishness were committed by two quarrelsome private individuals, it would be easy to conclude that they were exceptional illustrations of stupidity, and the desire to take what is wanted without waiting for legal adjustment of the dispute. But when they are perpetrated by the great est and most powerful corporations, which owe their existence to the law, and are sup posed to possess the highest intelligence in their management, it is a remarkable illus tration of the stupidity of selfish bull-head-edness in the very places it ought to be absent The case which occurred yesterday is not as aggravated as many others; but it presents an aspect of silliness which, if the sense of shame is not as proverbially absent from the corporate character as the posses sion of soul, ought to make both of the cor porations heartily ashamed of themselves. THE POINT OF CONTRAST. The report that a St. Louis manufacturer of flint glass has suspended operations be cause the business did not pay him to con tinue in operation, reveals the natural work ing of legitimate competition. The superior advantages of factories usine natural gas fuel enable the latter to sell their product at a profit, at prices which represent a loss to him. The consequence is that the public get the benefit of the competition that is made possible by new discoveries, while the badly located factories have no choice except to go out of business. This points out the vital difference be tween competition and the trust combina tions. In both cases, where there is an ex cess of production, the least favorably located plants must shut down. But in one case the owners of the badly located or im providently managed concerns have to bear the penalty themselves; iu the other the plan of the trusts, of paying such concerns for remaining idle, imposes the cost of the idleness upon the public One is public justice, the other is public extortion. One secures to the public the benefit of improve ments and cheapness in production; and the other seeks to prevent any such benefits from reaching the ordinary consumers., Breaking of the public injustice of the idea of an artificial enhancement of the price of salt, the Philadelphia Record says: "Per haps the failure of the Salt Trust to get its shares taken may be accounted for by an in ward appreciation of the inhumanity of such speculation." "We fear that the esteemed Record has an exaggerated opinion of the philanthropy of investors. The failure to take the shares of the salt combination is, we fear, solely due to the innate dislike of investors to pay five dollars for shares rep resenting one dollar of actual value, and the innate fear in such cases that they will not get the profit arising from an artificial en hancement of this universal necessity. Coxqbessmas' Corxrss, of Massachu setts, remarks that patronage is a weakness, rather than strength, to a political party. The Dispatch has often upheld the cor rectness of this idea; but it is worth while to remember that Mr. Collins, while his party was in power, exhibited a tieroie and self sacrificing desire to be weakened in just exactly that Way. It is pointed out as a possible objection that the World's Pair of 1892 will come right in the middle of a Presidcntal cam paign. This was also the case in 1876, but it didn't hurt the Exposition a bit, what ever effect it may have had on the campaign. It is rather surprising to observe certain esteemed cotemporaries indulging in sar casms on the size of Postmaster General "Wanamaker's soul, because he has cut down the amount which the "Western TJnionlTele graph is to draw from the Government. It "should be perceived that these cotemporar ies do not engage in any speculation as to the size of the "Western Union Telegraph Company's soul. They are deterred from enlarging on that branch of the subject by the long standing proverbial authority to the effect thatlt has not got any. The anxiety of a Tory orgaa in Dublin lest the surplus of the Parnell indemnity should be improperly diverted to the relief of evicted Irish tenants is one of the most affecting cases of purely disinterested inter ference in other people's private business that have yet been placed on record. Jap ax 's earthquakes tend to demonstrate that the calamities which attack this quar ter of the globe are light afflictions beside the revulsions of nature which, at the anti podes, wipe out whole provinces and sink large islands into the sea. Sie Julian PATJNCEroTE, the English Ambassador at "Washington, is reported to have expressed a desire to be instructed in the beauties and mysteries of draw poker. Doubtless a large number of the practical politicians of "Washington will hasten to offer their services as soon as Sir Julian re turns from England; but the American ex perts would be wise to bear in mind the ex ample of Truthful James, Mr. Nye and Ah Sin as a warning against the possible dan gers of instructing aliens in games they "do not understand." The London police having discharged the alleged "Jack the Kipper" as a bogus crim inal, the discovery of that remarkable mur derer becomes about as problematic as the whereabouts of Tascott, or the conviction of the men who took the boodle in the New York street railway steaL Afteb the Austrian lottery has been swindling the public for many years, Gov ernment circles in "Vienna are all torn up over the charge that some sharp stranger has succeeded in swindling the lottery. A novelty in the line of nominations is presented by the New York World in the following shape: "For the first President of the coming republic of England we nomi nate Henry Labouchere." We violate no confidence in expressing our opinion that when England becomes a republic, and it is necessary to nominate a President, the genial "Labby" will keep himself strictly out of the list of candidates. He knows well how much pleasanter it is to have the fun of firing the shots than to undergo the task of being the target The trial of the guns of the cruiser York town has gone off with the most satisfactory results, it the reports of the trial can be be lieved. But experience with regard to the trial trips of the Charleston and other ves sels leave a harassing doubt on the latter point Eueope's bad wheat crop is a calamity to her people; but it holds out a prospect of good prices to American farmers for all the breadstuffs they have to sell during the coming year. PEOPLE OP PEOHIKEKCE. Dr. Thomas Waterman, an eminent Bos ton surceon and physician, is said to be the most skillful ventriloquist in that city. to the portrait which sir John Millais is now painting Mr. Gladstone is represented sitting, with his little grandson standing by his knee. - It is feared in Berlin that Dr. Zintgraff, the African explorer, who has undertaken an expedition into the interior of Cameroon, has perished, as no news of him has been received for several months. Secretary Blaine is renovating and re furnishing the billiard room in his home at Bar Harbor, preparatory to the arrival of President Harrison. Thalatter has of late be come an enthusiastic player and displays con siderable skill with the cue. Mr. Blaine him self is also a fair player. Martin Farquhar Tufper, the once famous author of "Proverbial Philosophy," is still alive. He lives in a handsome country house in England. He bears a striking resem blance to Longfellow In his old age. Tupper does not agree with his old school fellow, Glad stone, on the question of home rule. Mr. Cleveland is said to be the most su perstitious 'man who ever occupied the White House. He never began an .important letter or document on a Friday, ana when fishing never places his left band before his right in holding the rod. If be does, he says he might as well go homo, as do fish will bite that day. Professor Edward P. Crowell, of Am herst College, dean of tho faculty and profes sor of Latin language and literature, is stone blind. He is about 60 years old and had per fect eyesight until five years ago, when he lost his sight by sickness. A strange species of in flammation which the doctors did not under stand and were powerless to check attacked Professor Crowell's eyes and rained them both. Secretary Rusk has a rival as the jehu of the Cabinet in the person of the Attorney Gen eral. When the President decided last Sun day, as the day was fine, that he wanted to go to Oakland to church, Attorney General Miller offered to drive him, together with Secretary Windom and Senator Davis, over the six miles of mountain roads. His offer was accepted and he drove the White House bays and sur rey. THE USUAL PEACH CROP FAILUBE. Heavy Knlnlall Rain the Small Frnlt Crop on tun Hudson. rSrKCIAL TELEGRAM to THX DISPATCH.! NewbuhCJ, N.Tf., July 30. The "oldest In habitant" does not call to mind snch a rainy season as the present in the past half century. An enormous fall of water has taken place dur ing the season, and to-day it fell in torrents. A small; slide has taken place at the south end, near the Erie tracks, and the rain is yet coming to-ntgbt In full quantity. In conversation with a Marlborough gentleman. The Dispatch re porter learns that the wet weather has been very disastrous to the Hudson Valley fruit growers. He says that grapes, berries, peaches and other fruits have been seriously injured with moid and rot, and that the crops will not only fall off beyond reckoning, but that the quality will not compare with former years. Growers are ordering cups, crates and bask ets with the understanding that if no crop thoy are not obliged to take mem. nw snows wnuir is expected, and the large industry is seriously hampored by this state of affairs, which will cause an immense financial loss along the upper Hudson. HIQHEE WAGES IN GEEHANI. Facts Which Afford Utile Consolation to Free Trade. From the St Louis Globe-Democrat! The latostTHficIal report with respect to tho operation of the protective tariff in Germany shows that since the adoption of the present law In 1883 there has been a general increase m wages, the most notable being in the iron and steel industries, which amounts to 20 per cent This is not very invigorating news to the free traders; but then modern civilization is not adapted for the purpose of providing consola tion for that class of people Trespassing on Bin hone's Ground. from the Philadelphia Ledger.! Among the summer band books is "Desirable Places in Virginia." This may be an infringe ment on the copyright of General Mabone, who's got 'em all now. A Polllicnl Paradox. From the Norrlstown Herald. 1 ' A schoolteacher instructs bis pupils that "Politics" is a plural noun. Politics mpfbe plural, but some of Its results are decidedly singular, , THE PITTSBUEG DISPATCH, A SOLDIER'S TRAINING. Compulsory Military Service at a Factor In Education-Opinion of Great Writer on an Important Subject Physical and mental Development CloselyKelated. Prom an editorial article In The Dispatch of July 26, headed "Popular Military Train ing," 1 learn with much pleasure that a "hun dred military companies of Georgia have pre sented a memorial to the Legislature ofthat State, asklngfor the enactment of a law pro viding for one year's compulsory military ser vice to all the male population of that State.' Although you observe that "compulsory mili tary service is generally regarded as foreign to American Institutions," you comment most ju diciously and favorably upon the proposition, and every patriotic, public-spirited and able bodied man in the country will promptly agree with you upon the subject But the immense advantage of such a military training, not only as an instrument of national defense, hut also as a great national educator, is not yet prop erly understood in this country. The military terrorism of some of the European powers Is the awe-inspiring bugbear that holds tho free born American citizen In mortal fear of any. thing pertaining to compulsory military educa tion. However, there is not much danger of the severe Russian or German military discip line ever being introduced or adopted in this country. As it is, neither the militia. National Guard nor the volunteers are run on strictly military principles. At present it Is not my desire tp point out the advantages of a year's compulsory military service for the purpose of national defense, bnt meralv to draw attention to the incalcula ble benefit of such trainlngand discipline upon the mind and the body of the young men of this country. Huxley strikes the keynote to the ideal bf manly education when he says: "That man, I think, has a liberal education who has been so trained in youth that his body is the ready servant of his will, and does with case and pleasure all the work It is capable of; whoso intellect is a clear, cold logic engine, with all Its parts of equal strength and In smooth working order, ready, like a steam en 'gine. to bo turned to any work, and spin the gossamers as well as forge the anchors of the mind; whose mind is stored with a knowledge of the great and fundamental truths of nature, and of the laws of her operations; one who, no stunted ascetic, Is full of life and fire, but whose passions are trained to come to heel by a vigorous will; the servant of a tender con science, who has learned to love all beauty, whether of nature or of art, to hate vlleness, and to respect others as himself." Every scientific thinker will readily admit the lmportanco of what Charles Klngsley re marks concerning the people of ancient Greece: "To produce health that is, harmony and sym pathy and grace in every faculty ol mind and body was their notion of education." On the subject of manly excellence Plato says; "Everything that Is good is fair, and the fair is not without measure, and the animal who is fair may be supposed to have measure. Now we perceive lesser symmetries and com prehend them, but about the highest and great est we have no understanding, tor there Is no symmetry greater than that of the tsoul to the body. This, however, we do not perceive, nor do we allow ourselves to reflect that when a weaker or lesser frame Is the vehicle of a great and mighty soul, or, conversely, when a little soul is encased In a large body, then the whole animal Is not fair, for It Is defective in the most important of all symmetries; but the fair mind in the fair body will be the fairest and loveliest of all sights to him who has the see ing eye." Martin Luther characterizes his countrymen as "fit and always prepared for joining the army and for, battle. For verily our boys will bave to defend land and people, and to be war riors." V Milton pays a most exact attention and de votes much meditation to the subject of mili tary training for the young. He says: "The exercise which I first commend is the exact use of their weapon to guard and to strike safely with edge or point This will keep them healthy, nimble, strong and well In breath; Is also the likeliest means to make them grow large and tall, and to Inspire them with a gal-1 lantand fearless courage, which, being tem pered with seasonable lectures and precepts to make them of true fortitude and patience, will turn into a native and heroic valor and make them hato the cowardice'of doing wrong. They must also be practiced in all the locks and grips of wrestling, wherein Englishmen are wont to excel, as need may often be in fight to tug, to grapple and to close. And this, per haps, will be enough wherein to prove and heat their single strength." In addition he proposes "that, caving in sport but with much exactness and dally muster, served out the rudiments of their soldiership in all the skill of embattling. march ing, encamping.forttfying,bpsieglng and batter Ins: with all the helps of ancient and modern stratagems, tactics and warlike maxims, they may, as it wero out of a long war, come forth renowned and perfect commanders in the ser vice ol their country." V In Sweden, during some hundred years, mili tary training has been introduced in all public schools as part of the dally curricul-m. When 20 years old every Swede must serve as soldier for a short period, during two years in succes sion. In the United States, with all their liberal schools, institutions and seats of learning, very little attention Is devoted to the physical de velopment and the mental discipline of the young. With the rare exception of a fewcrack regiments, college athletes, clubmen, base ballers, oarsmen, bicyclists, runners, jumpers, trapeze and parallel bar men, the young man of the time receives no physical training what soever, and all these pastimes, fascinating as they may be for the youth of the period, do not replace proper physical education by any means. Such an education, be it military or other wise, should have only one aim in view, via, to develop all the organs of the body harmoniously, ifar from doing this, the prevailing pastimes and gymnastics, carried on to an excess at gen erally done, bave unexceptlonally a directly opposite tendency, and most unsatisfactory, viz to develop certain organs of the body at the expense of other parts. We get no har mony or symmetry out of it and whether it is conducive to health or not is at least question able. One thing is at any rate certain: That athletic training of long durance and customary rigor aiming at one feat performed at the highest pitch of physical endeavor, Is most ruinous to both health and mind. Proper military training and discipline exer cise the best and greatest Influence upon the individual physically and mentally. It is mod erate in its demands, resorts not to hot-house forcing, but keeps the physical faculties of the individual In wholesome balance. The youth of military training Is easily distinguished by his manly bearing and graceful stature. Com radeship eradicates selfishness and meanness of character. The service under the flag of the country fans the fire of patriotism and love of the Union. Such a military education not only develops the personality of the individual, but also consecrates him to the State, to the country. The liberty and the welfare of the Union are Inseparable from that of the Individual. Sound, strong, courageous, determined and unselfish Individuals are needed for the preservation of the former and constitute by themselves the sole condition for happy, social and political development A. G. H. - DEATHS OP A DAY. Dr. W. B. Robert. rSrXCTAL TELXOBAIITOTBB DISrATCH. Tmrs villi. Pa., July SO, Dr. W.B. Boberts died in this city this afternoon. He was a noted man In the history of the oil region, 'lie was, with his brother, K. A. L. Koberts, now deceased, originator ol torpedoes tor blasting oil wells. Boberts Torpedo Company, organized In 1865, for many years enjoyed benefits of a monopoly ofths business, from which they grew Independently rlcn. Areceasea ws uuru m jnmuu, oar&iop county. . V., Msyl S, IS33. In U7J he was elected to the Legislature and In 1878 to the Senate. He was several tunes nominated for Congress from tills district but defeated. Last year he was elected delegate to the National Bepubllean Con vention at Chicago, and strongly supported Har rison and Morton. He leaves an estate of fi 000,000. Zebedlah Lee. ISPECIAL TELEGRAM TO TOE DISPATCH.! FrxcLAY, Jnly30. Zebedlah Lee aled in Orange township, this connty, to-day, aged 101 years, S months and 10 dsya, He was born In farqner connty, Va., May 20, 17c?, and had been marrtet three times. His descendants, reaching Into Keat-great-grandchlldren, number nearly 2U0. le had been a resident of Ohio over three-quarters of a eentnry, and at bis death was without doubt the oldest person la the State. - - :-A-;...u.. . TODNESDAY, JULY 31 THE T0BKT0WH ALL EIGHT. , A Very Satisfactory Trial Crulte of the New War Vessel. New York. July 30. The United States cruiser Yorktown, Commander French E. Cbadwick commanding, returned to the Brook lyn Navy Yard yesterday from her 48 hours' cruise at sea for battery trial The result of the testwas eminently satisfactory. No damage was caused by the heavy firing, except on glass in the cabin and on the after flreroom hatch. Not a bolt started; not even a seam in the deck opened, and the crockery stored below never suffered a single crack. No trial of the en gines was made. The whole test was confined ?o the batteries. On Saturday forenoon, the Yorktown left the Brooklyn yard, steamed down the East river, and a little later anchored off Bedloe's Island. The weather was foggy and thick, but not caring to watt longer. Com mander Chadwlck got his vessel nnder way in the afternoon, and ran'.througb. the Narrows to the lower harbor. Here the deviation of the compass was ac curately noted, the cruiser being swung for this purpose. At 2X5 p. M. Saturday, the Yorktown was on her way to sea. As she cleared the bar a course southeast one-eighth south was steered from Sandy Hook light ship to a distance of about 70 miles. The whole of Saturdayafternoon was so thick and foggy that no attempt was made to fire, and, night coming on, the Yorktown was headed in closer to shore to a position distant about 30 miles off the coast Here the cruiser lay all of Saturday night and all of the following Sunday and Sunday night. Monday morning came in bright and clear, and as 9 o'clock approached all preparations were made to go to quarters. At two bells the drum sounded the calf and the crews rapidly fell In at the batteries, while the powder division stationed along decks and at tho shell hoists was ready to pass the ammuni tion. No attempt was made to hurry the fire, and all guns were supplied without the slightest rush or confusion. The supply was effected In all cases with perfect ease. The carriages worked perfectly, not the slightest hitch being experienced from them in any particular. Throughout the whole of the test a stiff breeze was blowing from south by west the Yorktown submitting to her test while lying in a very trough of the sea. The swell was so heavy that the cruiser frequently rolled to an angle of 20 degrees, but her movement was al ways easy without any tendency to throw a person off bis feet During the greater part of the trial the engines of the Yorktown remained stationary, but the last four shots were fired while the cruiser was moving slowly ahead. Heavy seas broke at times aeainst the vessel during the fire, but throughout it all the York town doggedly clung to her reputation of being a steady and easy-moving vessel. POEAKEE A SUEB WINNEE, Ex-Speaker Kelfer Tells a Ferv Thing Aboat Ohio Politic. rSFECIAL TSLEOBAU TO TBI DISPATCB.1 New York, July 30. Ex-Speaker J. Warren Kelfer, of Ohio, was at the Fifth Avenue Hotel to-day. As to politics and the coming election he said that Governer Foraker would be elected by 20,000 or 25,000 majority and added.- "It is an off year and the voters will not all turn out except in close districts. However, the Democrats bave no chance whatever and tbey seem to realize it I do not believe they will make a strong effort Dissatisfaction in the Republican ranks? There is none what ever. Senator John Sherman's letter clearly shows that he is for the ticket and his followers will be in line, too. -Of course there will be a .few malcontents. "A great many Ohio people think that it nnTprnor Foraker is elected bv a very large majority it will put him in line for the Presi dency in 1S92. Do you think sot" "No ono knows what the political wheel of fortune will turn for us In 1892. I do not mean to say that Governor Foraker will be less fromlnent than he Is now. We all know that a 'residental boom Is not a perennial boom, but often a thing of mushroom growth. Therefore it Is difficult to tell who will be in the public eye In 1882. Naturally Obto cannot be easily knocked out of the bright galaxy of Presl dental possibilities." "Who will succeed Senator Payne?" We have three candidates, Messrs. Butter worth, Foster and McKlnley, either of whom tcnniH tnakn a. crood Senator. But they are not making any flaibt to elect a Legislature that will support them. You see, wo are modest in Ohio in such matters, and we believe that the Legislature should first be elected before the canvass begins for the Senatorshlp. Congress man McKinley may be elected Speaker, which would eliminate him from the race and narrow It down to a fight between ex-Governor Foster and Congressman Ben Butterworth. Our next Senator will be a Republican, I am sure." A MODERN POETIA. A Lawyer' Wife Conducts a Cato In Court for Her Husbnnd. Chicago, July SO. A rare proceeding hap pened in Judge Waterman's court to-day when there came up the divorce suit of Alice Fisher, who was a Pennsylvania maiden before she married a Utah ranch owner. She rebelled against doing household drugery, cooking for the cowboys and returning the social calls of their Mormon neighbors barefoot and in a calico dress. When Fisher found that his wife was no longer a profitable Investment he nego tiated with a Mormon rancher for the sale of his spouse on the Installment plan at the rate of $100 a month for one year, but Mrs. Fisher ob jected to being a party to the contract and sought refuge and a divorce in this city. Mrs. Fisher retained D. L. Carmlchael, a prominent attorney, but he was prevented by sickness from appearing in court to-day. His Eretty wife, who is not a lawyer, was on hand, owever, to take his place, and the Court gra ciously allowed her to handle the case. Mrs. Carmlchael started out with her examination of her witnesses rather timidly at first but afterward warmed up to her work. As the de fendant was not representea tne juage was compelled several times to call a halt when the novice asked leading, improper and irrelevant questions, bu' as an amateur feminine lawyer with her rlrst "brief" Mrs. Carmlchael was a success, besides affording much amusement to the lawyers present The Judge continued the case for further evidence, and complimented the lawyer's wife In a manner which brought the blushes to her cheeks. TEI1KG TO DO TOO MUCH. A Mistake Too Often ainde br Ambition Business Men. A. H. Peters, lnAngust Forum. Nothing can be more useful to a man than the determination not to be hurried. The pop ular idea that a man's prosperity or his useful ness depends upon the amount of his business, is not a correct one. Here, as everywhere else, quality counts for more than quantity. The most successful man is not he who Is always doing. Ask an old merchant how to succeed and he will tell you: "Do cot try to do too much." We make merchandise of ourselves in order to satisfy our constantly expanding volume of want the measure, as we are told, of civiliza tion. The more wants we are unable to refuse, the more civilized we become. If this be civil ization, let us get baclc to barbarism at once. We are a richer and a busier people, but we are politically, industrially and socially a less inde pendent people than were Americans of two Generations ago. Leisure is necessary to de mocracy. With no leisure there can be no in telligence, and without intelligence democracy cannot exist K0 FEAE OP FAILUEE. A Boston Man In a Small Boat Headed for on English Port. ISnCIAL-TXLEORAMTOTHX DISPATCH.! New York, July 30. Captain Campbell, of the Anchor Line's steamship Anchovia, sighted last Friday, about 500 miles from Boston, a small sloop-rigged boat The steamer bore down on the little craft and found that the Captain, cook and crew consisted of a grizzly bearaed man of about 35, who sat in a sort of cockpit amidships, the forward and upper part cf the boat being decked over. The boat's name was Instantly made out to be the Nelly Gordon, of Boston, and from the direction she was heading the Anchovia's offi cers think she was bound for some English port Her Captain refused any assistance, and it was hard to understand what be did say, by reason of the escaping steam from the Ancho via's pipes. He seemed to be In excellent health and spirits, and In no need of assistance. MONKEY HUNTING IN INDIANA. A Novel Pastime Engaging the Attention of Hooaler Farmer. Vtnceitnes, July SO. John W. Allen, living six miles east of here, several days ago made the discovery that the dense woods on his farm was the habitation of a good-sized monkey. Mr. Allen and his neighbors have frequently watched the antics of the monkey from a dis tance, but were never able to get near the ani mal, which, when pursued, would hide and re main under cover lor several das s. The suppo sition Is that the monkey made its escape from a menagerie. A farmers' club has been or ganized to effect Its capture. Susk la a New Bole. From the Chicago Mall.-. "Uncle Jerrv" Rusk has become a baseball crank and Is regarded as a mascot by the Wash , Inst on club, which has never lost a game when "Uncle Jerry.1 was present i5.ii5i'. :-ik? 1889, EMPIRE' CITY CHIT-CHAT. Will Tempt the Grim Fellow Again. WXW TOOK BUREAU SPXCIALS.1 New York, July 30. Real Estate Dealer John Burrlll, the moneyed man In the Camp bell alr-shlp enterprise, Is making arrange ments for the construction of a new ship that will knock fhe previous attempts all hollow. He Intends to have a new balloon built, with a capacity of 25,000 cubic feet This he will harness to the original car. and some time be fore tho leaves fall an ascension will be made that will demonstrate all that P. Carmont Campbell .has claimed for his sky-flyer. In ventor Campbell says tat all the big aeronauts are anxious to give an exhibition ascension in the new ship. Prof. Allen, who was at one time Dom Pedro's court aeronaut and who made the first successful ascension with the air ship. Is anxious for another chance to tempt the grim feUow. The next ascension will probably be made In the latter part of August, and if successful, the company will engage several balloonists and give exhibitions In different parts of the country. Quito a Lot of.gport. A big crowd of sporting men went down to Laurel Hill early this morning to see Jack Qulnn and Jack Kelly, local amateur pugilists, try to knock each other out The fight itself was unimportant Qulnn used up his antag onist in two rounds. The real fun began when Rod McMahon. the bookmaker, stepped into the ring after Kelly was knocked out and asked: "What was the matter with Kellyr' He never found out The words were hardly spoken before he was knocked senseless with a billy by one of the Qulnn crowd. Swipes, the newsbovslni-rar. carried him out A general rough-and-tumble fight f oUowed. In the midst of the scrimmage Henry Flaherty, of Wood side, leaped Into the ring waving a six-shooter of bulldog pattern, and shouted: "Up with your hands! Up with your hands, every one of you I" In an instant everyone was stretched on the i floor. Crack went the pistol, and the ball Imbedded itself In tho roof. Shot after shot followed until at least a dozen had been fired. Then there was a mad scramble, and the sports and reporters made a dash for places of safety. They watted no time, and no one was anxious to go back where Flaherty and his gang wero holding forth. More than one suit of clothes or hat was ruined by running against nails and jumpins over fences. A threat was made by Simon Flaherty that if anyone laid a hand on his son Henry he would kill the man on the spot Noue waited to test the old man's word. Every one got orrof the way and scrambled back to-the city as fast as they could. Dangerous New Counterfeit. Etlis H. Roberts, Assistant Treasurer, and his assistants, are keeping a sharp lookout for a new issue of counterfeit silver certificates which have got Into circulation here within the last few days. The new counterfeits are of the denomination of $10. and they are such close Imitations of the genuine that experts find it difficult to detect their true character. The engraving especially Is so excellent that the sub-treasury officials think the counterfeits are printed from stolen genuine plates. Something; New In Journalism. A new departure In journalism has been made by Root & Tinker, publishers. They issued to-day the Initial number of. the Daily Drygoodt Reporter, the first and only daily trade newspaper In the world. What Wii In Her Bustle. Marie Vincenze Chiara Carracina, an Italian beauty, arrived to-day from Italy on the steam ship Neustrla. She landed at Castle Garden this forenoon, and was detained. Her name had nothing to do with the detention. An unusually large Dnstle and an evident desire to avoid attention aroused the suspicions of Cus tom Inspecforess Mrs. Parks. The bustle was found to contain five gold chains, S3 pairs of kid gloves, two cold-mounted vinaigrettes, two silver chains, nine finger rings, five gold pend ants, and five pairs of earrings. The property has been confiscated. AN ELETATqE TEUST. Three Syndicate Competing for Valuable St. Lout Property. I SPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THX DISPATCH. ST. Louis. July 3a The St. Louis United Elevator Company, which is the other name for a trnst that controls all the local grain ele vators, will probably transfer, in a few days, the elevator system of the city to an outside syndicate. No less, than three distinct and powerful syndicates are now at work through their agents to obtain a controlling Interest in the United Elevator Company. Each syndi cate Is carrying on Its operations with the ut most secrecy, privately sounding some of tho stockholders, but making, so far as can be learned, no direct offers to the company. Who compose these syndicates, and where they hall from, are not definitely known, but one Is sup posed to be a London syndicate, another of New York, and the third of Chicago. In the course of two or threo days, however, options will be obtained, and their identity will soon The company was stocked at $3,000,000, di vided In 80,000 shares. When the number of the elevators, their capacity, location, ground and switching facilities are all taken into con sideration, this is believed to be a very low ..i.,Hn. i md it in harrtlr llkelv that much of the stoce can be bought by any syndicate at less than par, and for the majority as much as $125 will have to be paid. It Is pretty certain, however, that a majority of the stock can bo bought if a good price fs offered. It has been estimated that by the saving in operating ex penses caused by the consolidation the proper ty ought to pay a dividend of 10 or 12 per cent GOSSIP MADE THE MATCH. A Good Story Concerning the Courtship or the Princes Louise. From the Boston Herald. A pretty story, pretty enough to be true. Is told of Princess Louise, whe yesterday wedded the Earl of Fife. It seems this shy royal maiden had been "struck on" the Earl for years; In fact even before she came out hut she had never told her love, nor did tho Earl tell his until a kind court busybody, guessing the se cret went to papa with It And during all these five years the Princess always bought a birth day present for the man she loved, but as she never dared give it to film, the little gift was i(i ..w.i tn n drawer and carefully locked up. There is something exceedingly touching in this fit of girlish sentiment and, with it in mind, no wonder the Prince of Wales spoke of his daughter's engagement as one of pure af fection. A girl like this will make a tender, loving wue. Edncntlns; the Indians? From theJaltimore American. 1 Along with education the Indians are getting more practical wisdom. Tbeir common sense in recent treaty negotiations has cropped out strongly. It is well that this U so. The Gov ernment's policy la getting everything possible from the red men drives them to rigid self defense. A Terse Definition. From the Chicago Tlnes.l Senator Evarts is credited with being a vic tim of the long-sentence habit but this is terse enough: "I can explain to you what a con. tlngent fee means In a ftw words," he said recently. "In short If -I lose your suit I" get nothing; If I win your suit yon get nothing." A Pity She' Kot a Jersey Woman. From the Buffalo Express. 1 Mrs. Lucy Parsons, of Illinois, is talking again of revolution and bloodshed. If Lucy lived in New Jersey she could be indicted as a common scold. MIDSUMMER. EVE. Like lakes of gold, among the darker green, Tbe gleaming wheat fields lay; And silver waves of wind-swept oats between Cast up a brighter spray. Across the level meadows, reaped and bare, The pink-Hushed sorrel grew; And from the fragrant clover fields the sir Blew warm, and moist with dew. Tbe stately elms against the sapphire dome Their graceful atches cast; And flocks of fleet-winged swallows flying home, Lite silent shadows passed. The flreflles'fllekercd In the"Wavlng wheat Like tangled skeins orilgbt; And all the land lay bushed In silence tweet Boothed by the summer night. The pale young moon adown tbo rosy west Hr slender crescent swung; In the dark wood, a ntrd, beside Its nest Like Lore Imprisoned sung. Xti.L.M. Mcnan in 8, S,.Timu. THE BIBLE AS A GUIDE BOOK. How It Aided M. Navllle In HI Exploration of Ancient Egypt. At the recent meeting of the Victoria Insti tute' in London M. Naville gave an account of his explorations In Egypt and the remarkable discoveries made there. He commtneed by quoting the prophecy of Ezeklel against Egypt, because it contained the names of the leading burled cities, the recovery of the records of which he is so desirous to obtain; and here we may be permitted to digress for a moment to call attention to the fact that the authoress of the last published work In regard to the East declares that this prophecy had not been ful filled according to the prophet's words. Strange that the greatest and most successful Egyptian explorer of modern times should go to this very phophecy for light to enable him to find that which others had failed to dis covert Taxing the last city named, he de scribed now be found Pibsseth-Bubastis, how each day's excavating work brought him new relics, new inscriptions; how he found Rameses 1L, in the nineteenth dynasty, had, as usual, blooted out the came of previous Pharaohs, and put his name on everything, even on the statue of a Pharaoh of the fourth dynasty; and how, by careful comparison, aided by the fact that Rameses 1L had not been quite thorough in his appropriations, be had discovered which Pharaoh of the fourth dynasty the statue rep resented. He came to the conclusion that Buhastls was founded at least as early as In the reign of Cheops,between whom and Pepl, of whose In fluence there were traces, 600 years intervened, 800 years alter there was a transformation of the r.ltv in thn twelfth dynasty: in the fourteenth dynasty there was the Invasion of the Hyksos or Shepherds, who, from the statues of great beauty found, and from other evidences, must have been ahlghly cultivated people, w ho, ho conslderecLmnst have come from Mesopotamia. Dr. Virchow considered that their monuments represented Turanians, and Prof. Flower con sidered them to represent people of a Turanian or Mongoloid type, but that did not mean that the population itself was Turanian. Their worship and language was of a Semitic type, but the statues of their kings showed that tbey were not Semites. M. Navllle added: "It was then what It is now; and I believe that the conquest of Egypt by the Hyksos is not unlike what would happen at the present day if the population of Meso potamia overran tho valley of the Nile; you would have masses, in great majority of Semitic race, speaking a Semitic language, having a Semitic religion, and being under the command of Turks, who are not Semites but Turanians." . OATS WILL BE PLENTY. It Will be the Largest Crop Ever Harvested In the Country. Chicago, July 30. The followlngwlllappear In this week's issue of the Farmer? Review: Accoidlng to the statistics furnished by our crop correspondents, the oat crop of the pres ent season will be the largest ever harvested In the United States, but the yield will not be as heavy as at first anticipated, owing to the ex cessively wet weather and frequent wind storms that have lodged and rusted the straw on many fields. A larger acreage was sown to oats In Illinois than In any other State, and her crop will, therefore, be larger than that of any other State. Considering the average yield per acre and the condition at harvesting time, ' Iowa and Wisconsin take the lead. Indiana will do almost as well. The crop will be a heavy one all over the country save in Dakota, where, as has previously been reported, oats are almost a total failure owing to drouth. We summarize our reports as tollows: Aver age condition at harves: time Illinois. 95, In diana, 101; Ohio, 99; Missouri, 96; Kentucky, 93; Iowa, 104; Kansas. 92; Nebraska, 62: Michigan, 100: Wisconsin, 107; Minnesota, 82: Dakota, 42. On this basis we estimate the crop as follows: Illinois, acreage, 3,914.700; estimated yield, 34 bushels; total. 133.101.840 bushels. Indiana, acreage, 1,087.083; estimated yield, 34 bushels; total. SO,WiU,lZ Dusneis; unio, acreage, i,vu.iuij estimated yield. 33 bushels; total, 34,373,031 bushels. Kentucky, acreaee, 520.580; estimated yield, 25 bushels; total, 13,024,600 bushels; Mis souri, acreage, 1,426,8J7; estimated yield, 33 bushels; total, 47.085,621 bushels. Iowa. acreage, 2,637,501: estimated yield. 40 bushels; total, 10o.500.040 bushels. Kansas, acreage. 1.989,388; estimated yield, 33 bushels; total. 65,659,804 bushels. Nebraska, acreage. 1.105.910: estimated yield. 28 bushels; total. 30,965,480 Dushels. Michigan, acreage, 827,346; estimated yield, 36 bushels; total, 29, 784.856 bushels. Wisconsin, acreage, 1.483,796; estimated yield, 42 bushels; total. 62.319,432 bushels. Minnesota, acreage, 1,577,756; esti mated yield. 25 bushels: total, 39,443,800 bushels. Dakota, acreage, 1.207.688: estimated yield, 7 bushels; total. 8,453,816 bushels. Total yield for the above named States, 606. 672,632 bushels. Assuming that the yield In other States will be equal of that of last year, or 156,487,900 bushels, the total oat crop of the United States will be about 763.160,432 bushels, or a train of 61,425,000 bushels over the oat crop of 1888. A FEEE EIDE TO GETTISBUEG. The Attorney General' Opinion on Who 1 1 Entitled to It. ISrECtALTELXOOAJC TO TOT DISPATCH.1 Harrisbtjro, July 30. Tho applications of soldiers for transportation to Gettysburg at the time of the dedication of the monuments of the organizations which participated in the three days' fight have become so numerous that Adjutant General Hastings found it neces sary to ask the Attorney General to Interpret one of the provisions of the law providing for the disbursement of $50,000 to convey soldiers to the battle field and return them to their homes. Tho question was whether a soldier, formerly a member of a participating organi zation.bat who had been discharged or dropped from the rolls previous to the battle of Gettys burg, was entitled to free transportation. Attorney General KirkpAtrick has rendered an opinion in which he holds that "to be en titled to transportation bis name must have been on the rolls not only erior to but at tho time of the battle of Gettysburg. The require ments are that he must have been honorably discharged and a resident of Pennsylvania at the date of the passage of this act. His organ ization must have taken part in the battle of Gettysburg on one or more of the days upon which it was f oucht, and his came must have been on the rolls at the time of, as well as be fore, the battle. All who had previously been connected with such organization, but who had been discharged, or whose names had been dropped from the rolls prior to the battle, are excluded equally with those who after the bat tle became connected with the organization, however honorably either class may have par ticipated in the earlier or later achievements of their regiment elsewhere." Qnny Shelling Pes. From the New York Telegram.l A clew has been found to the mysterious dis appearance of Matt Quay. A woman living near Wilktsbarre, Pa., while shelling peas last week suddenly dlsaopeared In a hole which opened under her. When the great Republi can master of campaign politics is too closely pursued by office seekers It is supposed that he at once begins to shell peas. TEI-STATE TEIPLES. A promtkest young business man of Akron went riding with a South Akron girl a few days ago, and had a very enjoyable time. They drove and chatted until several miles out of town, when it began to rain. The gentleman got out of the buggy and reached in tbe back part of the vehicle to get the curtains, when his band came In contact with a boy's leg, and with a few jerks he extracted tbe squirming brother of the young lady. A Carlisle youth who wanted to go to a picnic, but who was afraid to ask permission from his employer, got bis girl, who lives In Mechanlcsburg, to askf or Dim, which she did by telephone, and secured the coveted permis sion. There are several papers some of them printed in Pennsylvania, too which still per sist in alluding to Pittsburg as the "Smoky City." As a matter of fact there is not a city In the State more free from smoke than Pitts burg. A QUEER animal, described as "a cross be tween a kangaroo and a 'possum" was captured by a York man the other day. T. H. Riley, manager of a Willlamsport tobacco store, has sold his big ball of tin foil for $7. It weighed 62 pounds, and was, proba bly, the largest ball of the kind In the country. It was composed entirely of tin foil used to en close tobacco, and he bad been collecting the pieces and rolling them Into a ball for several years. Michael Poet is the Republican candidate for Coroner in Blair county. KrmAKTOw has a Christian science or faith cure society, numbering 125 members, which holds services every Sunday evening. Wirt cocstt, W. Va., reports the discov ery ot a green snake with two heads and two necks. The reptile is about two feet long and shaped something like the letter x. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. There are 14,247 policemen in London, . and 14,267 hacks. At Villa KIdge, near Cairo, 111., one -firm has just made a purchase of J40.000 worth of grapes at 3 cents a pound. At the Schuylkill United States Arsenal, near Philadelphia, there is manufactured each year 8,000,000 rounds of ammunition and 15,000, 000 of line balls. A rattlesnake kept hy an Orlando (Fla.) Jeweler Uved 18 months without eating. His owner then put an end to the snake's misery by chloroforming him. A persevering parrot in Atlanta prac ticed a new tnne every night for a week till he mastered it, to the great annoyance of the occupants of the house, who were kept awake by the noise. A new story from Rome: At a well known book shop a-copy of MaxO'Rell's trav els in America was asked for. and the response was in German-English that "Marcus Aurelius vos neffer in the Unided Staatesf' The most resplendent reputation ever earned by a Maine man Is that of a horse jockey in Waldo county, whose customers are said to have so much confidence in him that they buy by telephone or telegraph without looking at the horse. There has been a decrease in immigra tion during the last year. The total arrivals in June were only 46,059, as compared with 68,473 a TMr ncn Thn tntal for the 12 months endinx July 1 was 438.619, which Is 101,201 less than for tne preceding iz mon;us. The ice cream terror is reported to have given place to a new and even more formidable obstacle to the happiness of young men at the summer resorts. It is all the style now for young gallants to buy little balloons to match their young ladies' dresses. Mrs. Mary E. Hanchett, who died re cently at Chittenango, N. Y was the second woman graduate of an American medical col lege. She received the degree of Doctor of Medicine from the Albany Medical College Id 1848. She was a woman of great intelligence and force of character. Hiram Case, of Three Rivers, Mich., is a tough old case. This year he went twice around a ten-acre field, and after raking and binding the two swaths, be put the bundles up in shock. He is 92 years old and has cut wheat with a cradle and bound It lor 70 years past He is exceedingly proud of his recora. Probably the oldest pair of twins in Michigan are Mrs. Betsey Wood, of Grand Ledge, and Mrs. Lucy Wixom, of Wlxom, Oak land county. It they live until October next tbey will be 90 years of age. and both are re markably active physically and mentally, their bearing and eyesight being very good. The Hague Museum has recently ac quired the tongue of Jan de Witt ancfthe great toe of his brother, Cornelius de Witt two statesmen who were torn to pieces by an an gered people in 1672. M. Cockhuyt of Leyden, who has presented them to the museum, vouches for their genuineness, as "they havo both been in our family since 1672." The Austrian Archbishops are proba bly the most highly paid In the world. The Cardinal Archbishop of Vienna has only about 6,000 a year, but the Cardinal Archbishop of Olmutz has 40,000, the Cardinal Archbishop of Prague has 35.000, and the Archbishop of Erlru has 60,01X1. And the primate ot Hun gary, the Cardinal Archbishop ot Gran, has 80,000. Snakes are trying hard t astonish the Connecticut natives this year. In Chaplin, a rooty hill town southwest of Norwich, there Is an old dry well that Is a quarter full of snakes. Mr. Augustus Evans owns the well, and when ever be wants to have fun he visits the well and kills snakes. His best record at the sport was made a few days ago when he bagged 31 black- Lsnakes and four adders. It is not generally known that a news paper in classical Latin Is published fortnight ly In Italy. It editor is Carlo Arrtgo Ulrichs, a young scholar of Italian parentage on one sldo and of German parentage on the other, and he has tne assistance oi several tearneu coninuu tors in both nations. It is full of anecdotes. jokes and verses in classical dress. Tbe only tnicg as yet wanting; 10 its penect coasiabeucj is the translation ot the advertisements Into the tongue of Cicero. Miss Bole, the pretty girl blacksmith who is said to be making quite a pile of money in 'Frisco, has already a rival in Allde Wilder, a tall and not unattractive brunette, who makes creditable horseshoes in a little shOD under an elm tree in the suburbs of Brooklyn. Miss Wilder is 26 years old, and has dark. Oriental looking eyes, and short, curly dark hair. Her form is slender but well knit, and she has been accustomed to help ber father in the smithy ever since she was a child. Seven years ago Bridget Miller, of Sar atoga, obtained a divorce from ber husband. Sbe paid a Saratoga lawyer $75 for his services in connection with the case. One day last week sbe called upon the lawyer at his office with the divorce papers, requestingblm to take them back and refund tbe money which they cost ber. She even offered to return them at half price, as sbe had no further use for them. When asked for her reason she said her bus band, from wbom she bad been divorced, was dead. Tbe lawyer refused to buy them. Last Tuesday afternoon Miss Annie Sanford, who is visiting at Greensboro, Ga was in the parlor playing on a piano. She played for some time, and upon stopping to go into another portion of tbe house, she saw lying coiled on tbe doormat an enormous snake. The snake was lying with its head on its coil watch ing the piano, and there can be no doubt it bad been drawn into the room by the music Miss Sanford has no idea how long It had been there, for sbe bad been playing for some time. Tbe hired man was called In and the snake killed. Oregon has a woman mail carrier. Her name is Miss Minnie Westman, and she carries Uncle Sam's mall from the head of navigation on Sinslaw river over the coast range mount ains, following up tbe river to Hale's postofflco station, within 15 miles of Eugene City. Her route is 20 miles long, and Is situated right in the heart of the mountains, where all the dan gers and adventures incident to such an occu pation abound. She carries the mail right and left and fears nothing. She rides horseback and carries a trusty revolver. On July 21 the "Last Man's Club," composed of survivors of Company B of the First Regiment of Minnesota, celebrated tbe 23th anniversary of the battle of Bull Run. When the club was organized there were 22 members, and now there are 21. But 22 plates are laid at each banquet and will continue to be until tbe last man is seated alone at tho table, who will partake of a bottle of wtno which was presented to tbe club at its forma tion. This Is nla ced on tbe table at each ban quet hut will remain untouched and untasted until the last man dines alone. FUNNY MEN'S FANCIES. A Logical Conclusion. She What does a Chinaman call his sweetheart, I wonder? He "Dovev, " I suppose. Ton know they speak pigeon English. Aew 1'orkSun. The Paraerapher at tbe Seashore. Miss de Smythe Why did you leave ns and rush away to the hotel to suddenly. Mr. Sqnlb? Mr. Squib To get pencil and paper; I had a to cent think. Puck. A Real Necessity. Committeeman Be fore engaging you for our pastorate we should lite to know If you can preach without notes. Pastor No. sir. Bank notes are a necessity wtthme. Omaha World-Herald. Henry So you asked old Growler for hia daughter last night, did you, Fredr And how dldj yon come oat? If red-It was a window, I believe. Henry. That was the best I could do, though. Aew Xork Sun. She Do you love music? I am passion ately fond of ltl He (lust lntrodueed)-I knew you were. 1 watched you the other night at the opera, and tbe way your Jaws kept time to the music was a She Sir? Tern Haute Expnii. Mrs. Fondwife Yes, I have a secret for making mv hnsband happy. I add something to his cares and that diminishes them. Mrs. Ulggla U, do tell me what It Is. Mrs. Jfondwlfe I add an "s." Detroit Jour nal. A Valuable Sinner. Aunt Keziah (severely) So you're going to try the experiment of reforming young Scapely after marriage. Is be worth reforming? Kittle (tearfully) Well, he's worth a million. Pact. A Physical Demonstration. Inquirer How does your protracted meeting prosper, pastor? Parson O, very well. There's a great awsken lng at the close of every sermon. Omaha World Herald. I THE POETIC ASSERTION. Though every pleasure has its pain, And every rote Its thorn. There's not a loss without a gain, Kor e'er a hope forlorn. THX PROSAIC DrUOXSTRATIOIf. What though you lose a leg? Such shocks Are nothing to the strong; For well they know a pair of socks TVU1 last them twice aalong. WaiMngtonroH, 1'?l " r rtirii'ri t i tri s4 rTSsSHBeSMII