1HBHjHHfiri3HBiEi IHBuW " vn?p'9wPw " TTTTH PITTSBURG ? 'TiTcm t mnrrB' mrTmion rw -ii 1 1 1 tt 'OR'TBM oon' r i " yi?i"i&m,VFjr- Tf " --t' j&wry ",w .-?. '-"vww-TOyypsjss JU-U3JT.Ct..LV.nj IXlUIVOLfAi, UUJJl 3U, - JLOOU. -.- - - r '. . - ,- g '. -- 'T'ttx' 1 f 1 ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1846. VoUW. N0.I6S. Entered at Pittsburg l'ostofflce, November 14, 1&37, as tecond-class matter. Biffilnes3 Offlce97and99FifthAvenue. Notts Rooms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. Eastern Advertising OOcc, Koom iS, Tribune Building, cwYork. Average net circulation of the daily edition of TnEDlSrATCUforslx months ending June 30, 1SS 29,492 Copies per Usee Average net circulation of the Sunday edition of TnE DlSrATCU for three months ending Juno 30, lSS3t 52,660 Copies per Issue. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. rOETAGE FKEE IN THE TOTTED ETATES. Datlt Dispatch, One Year t 3 CO Daily Dispatch, Per Quarter 2 00 Datlt Dispatch. One Month TO Daily Dispatch. Including Sunday, lyear. 10 00 Daily Dispatch. Including Sunday.Sm'ths. 2 SO Daily Dispatch, including bunday, l month 90 fecxDAY Dispatch, One Year 2 50 Weekly Dispatch, One Year 1 25 The Daily Dispatch Is delivered tor iarrlers at 15 cents per wceV, or Including Sunday edition, at SOcents per week. PITTSBURG. THURSDAY. JULY 23. 1883. STEICT PASTS" ETHICS. The complaint oi Congressman Brower, of North Carolina, Is strictly according to the ethicsof the pract'cal politicians. "We do not see how Colonel Qnay, Colonel Dudley and the rest of the practical managers of the Re vublican party can fail to recognize the im pregnable logic of the position of Congress man Brower and his associates, and to give tip to them the various offices claimed as their right and property by the dissatisfied Republican Congressmen from the South. The Southern Republican Congressmen lave, as they say, borne the heat and bur den of the contest. They have stood up for the Republican party in the South when neither State offices nor Federal offices were the rewards of their fidelity, and all that they could get ont of it were the salaries and usufruct of their position as Congress men. It is very well known that the sole purpose and object of political creditors, according to the ethics of the straightout politicians, are the offices which are dis tributed when the party is successful. Con gressman Brower's declaration of that principle is not more radical and derisive than that which has been made by sundry other politicians who have been more suc cessful than he in obtaining the reward of their services. Principles are a barren ideality, but salaried positions are the solid realities of politics. Now the fact seems that Congressman Brower has not even got the postoffice that ie wanted for his principal supporter. It is evident, according to all the principles of practical politics.that he has nothing left to do but to rebel. Not having received the consideration for his fidelity which is counted as valid by the spoilsmen, it natur ally appears that the party obligation as sumes the position of a contract in which . the other side has not performed its agree ment, Messrs. Clarkson, Qnay and Dudley ought to perceive that the failure to give these Southern Congressmen that sine qua non of political organization, the bread and butter, leaves those dissatisfied politicians no other course than the one which they propose to adopt of forming an independent line in the House of Bcprcsentatives and smashing the Republicans' slate for Speaker into very small fragments. But we would not advise our Democratic friends to indulge in any sanguine hope of a revolution in the majorityof the House on account of this trouble. It the votes of the Southern Congressmen are needed by the Bepublican managers they will be placated in dne time, and the necessary consideration of patronage will be paid in full. VICT0EY OB STJBEEKDEE1 It is now asserted that the Samoan treaty, which was heralded as such a victory lor American diplomacy, is in reality a sur render to Germany and England of many of the essential points in the Samoan con troversy. It is stated that no check has been placed upon the German and English policy of absorbing the Samoan lands; and the result of the treaty will be that England, acting in unison with Germany, will be able to control Samoan affairs to the exclusion of American influence. This is a decidedly different story from the roseate reports of the work of the commission which appeared at first. It comes, how ever, from a source distinctly inimical to the administration, and for that reason may not be much more reliable than the earlier report. In view of the conflicting estimates of the value of the treaty, it may be well to await the final returns before making con clusive estimate of its effect. FAV0EABLE OMENS. Eeports from busiuess circles predict a brisk time in manufactures and general trade with the opening of the fall season. Evidences of strong and growing demand are already felt to an unnsual degree for this month in many lines of industry. It is said to be true of those in which Pittsburg is moot deeply interested. Sanguine ex jiectations sometimes get a setback through unforcseenhappenings, but it is the common conviction now of those closest in touch with the nerves of business, that 18S9 will prove before its finish ayear of extraordinary prosperity. Nothing conld be more fortunate for this town than that the long talked of Exposi tion should open its doors under such prom ising auspices. We need not urge upon the managers and exhibitors that every move now to have the opening on as grand a scale as possible will count ten-fold in the future of the Exposition. Much depends on signal success at the start A QUESTION OF ATJTHOBITY. In spreading the net of inquiry over a full twelvemonth's operation of the re ratings and rulings of the Pension Bureau, Secretary Noble puts the partisan opponents of Commissioner Tanner in no pleasing itate of mind. The suggestion, or rather the statement, is boldly made that Commis sioner Black, who was Corporal Tanner's predecessor, exercised precisely the preroga tives for which the present incumbent is taken to account. The difference, if at all, Las been only in degree, unless, as the Re publicans insist, it shall be shown that Gen eral Black's action had reference to certain impending exigencies of politics in the late 1'residental campaign. But the whole will be brought out by the special commission now sitting. It will sum up in the single fact, doubtless, that very great latitude of power has been given the Commissioners; and that while this has been so freely used as to give a chance to political opponents to make capital, no di rect cause for censure can exist so long as the Commissioners have kept within their powers. If the pension laws are so loose, and capa-1 ble of such varying application, that the dif ference of the administration by one Com missioner or by another can make alarming- fiscal situations, the thing clearly to do is for Congress to amend them. It in puerile to shoulder the blame upon Commissioner Tanner for running toward liberality, so long as he has been personally honest and acting in good faith, and within the limit of his powers. It would be equally puerile to find fault with General Black, the previous Commissioner, if the record should discloso on his part illiberalitr, if it appear that he, too, was acting upon his best discretion. The proper and the only thing to do in a situation of this sort is for Congress to frame pension laws of such degree of certainty that uni formity of rulings and ratings can be estab lished. If it is a case of too much power in the hands of the Commissioner, set the right limits; but so long as the Commissioner is given the authority, to denounce him for the exercise of it is a mere splitting of the ears of the groundlings for partisan effect Judg ment upon the issue will inevitably be transferred to Congress, which may have to review its own work. NEW TOSS'S BAD HABIT. There was a hope, in connection with the inception of New York's efforts for the loca tion ot the "World's Fair in that city, that the capitalists and business men would rec ognize the project as one for their own benefit, and would carry it forward solely from their own resources. But the force of habit appears to be too strong for the New Yorkers, and they have already reached the stage of calling on the rest of the country to assist the project which is to be for the benefit of New York. One of the New York papers declares that "Congress will make a liberal appropriation, as it ought;" and ex Mayor Grace, in discussing the enterprise, names among its essentials "earnest co operation by the United States Govern ment" Construed by the context of the other deliverances, the essential of "earnest co-operation" evidently means that the United States Government has got to put up the money for a liberal share of the ex penses of the Exposition. This is a claim upon the public treas ury for which there is not the slightest foundation in justice. A Philadelphia paper points ont that the United States Government did not appropriate any money for the Exposition of 187G, which was more peculiarly the celebration of a national event; but only loaned 51,500,000, all of which was required to be paid back. There was a good deal of objection on the part of Philadelphia to the repayment of that sum, but the rest of the country clearly recog nized that it was no more than justice. The interests which receive the most direct pecuniary benefit from such exposi tions are those of the cities where they are located. Philadelphia made several mil lions out of the Exposition of 1876, and it was right that it should repay the 51,500,000 to the United States, according to the agree ment. It would be difficult to find anything in the Constitution authorizing the appro priation of money by Congress for the sake of running expositions which arc to enrich the hotel keepers and merchants of the vari ous cities of the land. New York ought to be able to find money enough to make the Exposition of 1892 a suc cess without either taking appropriations from the United States Treasury or sub scriptions from the country at large. If it has not got the public spirit to raise the necessary funds for its own enrichment it had better leave the enterprise to more lib eral communities. NTJESEBY POLITICS. It may be that President Harrison had a precedent for writing that letter congratu lating Queen Victoria on the birth of an other grandchild. Even if he had not, it is not a very serious matter, though we ques tion the need for such epistolary gush be tween the President of this republic and the Queen of England. But there is a conse quence of this particular letter, or the cus tom of writing such letters if it exists in the State Department, which deserves considera tion. If the President is to stay in this con gratulating business he will be kept very busy writing to his "great and good friend," as he politely designates Queen Victoria. All the Queen's daughters are married. One is a widow, and Princess Louise, the wife of the Marquis of Lome, has not yet contributed to the circle of grandchildren. The birth of a ton to Beatrice was the occa sion of President Harrison's congratulatory letter. All the Queen's sons are married, and all three have been blessed with heirs. A daughter of the Prince of Wales is to be married this week, and two of his sons are likely to take on the bonds of matrimony as soon as they can induce some of the very select band of eligible Princesses to accept them. Taking the English royal family all in all, and remembering how it has increased and multiplied in the past, it is only fair to suppose that in a few years there will hardly be a day in the year that is not dignified by the birth of a new royal scion. There is no hard and fast rule which com mands congratulation for grandchildren and denies it to the great grandchildren, and as Queen Victoria bids fair to live till the next century, the Presidents of these United States, in days to come, will have'a busy time of it writing pretty letters to Her Britannic Majesty. The intimation that South Carolina will vindicate the majesty oi the law which has been outraged by the acquittal of Dr. Mo Dow, by lynching him, is likely to strengthen the reputation of South Caro lina as a State which will not enforce its laws by legal methods, and therefore resorts to violating them by mobs and lynching. Gebmany is occasionally able to set an example for us to follow. The decision of a court requiring a Prussian Prince to pay an annuity ot 900 marks to a man who slipped on the icy pavementin front of the princely residence and was lamed for life, is an indi cation that the German laws requiring property holders to keep their pavements clear of ice mean something. In this coun try the laws to that effect only mean that if property holders will only clear the ice and snow off of their pavements, the law will i.'jt blame them for it A sentence of the German kind in Pittsburg would be a very decided and surprising intimation that our municipal regulations mean what they say. Born the Democratic newspapers who refer to Mr. Bussell Harrison as "Prince Bussell" and the Republican correspond ents who are proudly stating that he is re ceived in England as "an heir apparent," afford .equally radical illustrations of the different varieties of snobbery of which American party journalism is capable. Jin. Henbt Geoboe is returning to this country, as the Providence Journal says, to receive "the proverbial distinctions of prophets in their own country." The fact is, howover, that Mr. George and bis theories receive honor in all localities where they appeal to a uon-landholdlng class; but in France, where the majority of the land is held by the peasant proprietors, and in the agricultural districts of this country, Mr. George has never succeeded in convincing the landholders that the evils of the day will be affected by reforming their property in land out of existence. Algee and his party are back from Alaska and report that they are prepared to raise the bid of the Alaska Commercial Company for the seal fisheries, by some hun dreds of thousands. The prospect that the big millionaires are likely to go to overbid ding each other will soon demonstrate the necessity of a seal fisheries trust Amono other novelties which are intro duced in the constitutions of the new States is a provision adopted by the Montana Con stitutional Convention to prevent the em ployment of private detectives and what are known as "Pinkerton guards" in that State. The provision is not a bad one; but it hardly ought to be necessary to incorpor ate it in the Constitution. A simple ob servance of the common law would rule the private detective business out of existence. Ix is now reported that West Virginia, after having kept the man who was elected Governor out of his seat for the bigger por tion of a year, Is now beginning to make up its mind to let him have the position to which he was elected. Mb. Calvin S. Bkicb is making re peated and earnest assertions that he does not want to be elected to the United States Senate from Ohio. The public must under stand that if Mr. Brice has to go to the Sen ate he will be like the maidens in "The Pirates of Penzance, ".who clasp the pirates in their arms, and assure their military father that they are going to be carried off "against our wills, papa; against our wills." Fulx details with regard to that reported shortage of the Dakota wheat crop indicate that the cause of the shortage is the fact that the New Jersey peach crop liar has been taking a journey in Dakota. If there is any foundation for the report that Judge Cooley will take a $25,000 place as executive head of the Trunk Line Asso ciation, it will furnish a natural but not very creditable explanation of the remarka bly favorable view which the members of the Inter-State Commerce Commission have taken of the railroad combinations that fur nish them such fat positions. The managers ot the rival "Western Union and Postal Telegraph Companies at "Wheeling came to blows a night or two ago. A war of rates would be far more satisfac tory to the public. Undee the management of Harry Oliver and his energetic assistants the Pittsburg and "Western road is booming. The pros perity of this, as well as of every other live Pittsburg railroad, raises the question again, why the South Penn line was not pushed for all it was worth in plac'j of being dumped so summarily by the parties in in terest Oil keeps on nibbling at the dollar level with a persistency that is calculated to gently stimulate the desire of the lambs to load up. The idea that there can be any wrong to the publio in the Baltimore and Ohio's passenger rate of two cents per mile to par ties of ten, is on a par with a good many other fabrications about the Inter-State Com merce law. It is about time that it should be understood that the law nowhere forbids the railroads to give the public cheap rates. PEOPLE OP PROMINENCE. A. W. Edwamis, ot Antwerp, Belgium, who Is said to be worth $30,000,000 visited Kansas City recently, and intends to invest in property there. He is the owner of valuable ranches in Texas. One of Andrew Jackson's old hats is pre served at the Hermitage, where It Is an object of great interest to visitors. Nearly every vis itor tries it on, bat not one man In ten has a head large enough to tit it General, Faiechit.d and Colonel Wilson, of the Cherokee Commission, left Fort Smith for Talcquah, the capital of the Cherokee Nation, yesterday. General Hartranft will join the other members of the commission Saturday. Pbesident Haemsox has a very peculiar complexion. It utterly denes the efforts of the sun to burn it. He has spent a good deal of time in tho open air at Deer Park, and has paid no attention to shading his face from the sun's rays. In spite of this his complexion retains its peculiar pallor, and even the end of his nose shows no tinge of brown. Louis Kossuth, the Hungarian patriot, has Just written a letter to a friend in this country in which he says that Hungary's love of inde pendence and liberty is not dead. "This is not death," are bis last words. "It is only sleep, and, though the sleep has lasted a good while. tho awaking will come soon. God grant that sleep come not again. Lift up your hearts!" Miss Alberta Gallatin, a granddaughter of Albert Gallatin, one of the signers of the Declaration of Independence, and Miss Alice King Hamilton, a descendant of Alexander Hamilton, have been engaged by Daniel Frob man for the Lyceum Theater, New York. Both the young women are actresses of some years' experience. Miss Gallatin has starred in tho South and West. Congressman Waixace says Whitelaw Reid is very unhappy because ministers from Insignificant countries go Into dinner in front of him. Besides confiding to Mr. Wallaco such personal facts as the amount of his house rent 22,500 Minister Reid pointed out how he was pat aside, at public receptions. "Mr. Reid impressed this upon my mind," said Mr. Wal lace, "at a big reception when he pointed out to mo the representatives of several little South American States, who took precedence of him simply because they wero accredited as Am bassadors." Don Jose Zoeriixa, who was recently crowned poet laureate of Spain, is a short, slender old man, 72 years of age. He has a fine head, with white hair Drnshed back Iro'm his forehead. His eyes are largo and dreamy and his month is handsome. His mustache and goatee givo him a military appearance. Zorrilla early In life deserted the law for literature, and by 1815 Lad written ten volnmes of verses and SO plays. He then went to Mexico and lived an Idle life for 12 years. Since his return to Spain his popularity has been constantly in creasing. THESE CHINESE ABE ALL BIGHT. A Decision Concerning Chinese Enlisted ns ScrvnntH of Uncle Sara. Washington, July 2L Solicitor Hepburn to whom the question was. referred, is of the opinion that there Is nothing in the Chinese ex clusion act to prohibit the landing In theUnlted States ot the Chinese who enlisted as servants on the United States naval vessels recently at Samoa, and whose service will terminate upon the arrival of the vessels at San Francisco. The solicitor considers tbat as these men form part of the working outfit of the vessels they are exempted from the operations of the exclusion act. It Bents the Blizzard, from the hew York World. 3 North and South Dakota have concluded that blizzards do not amount to much now tbat tbey have bad experience with Constitutional conventions. THE TOPICAL TALKER. A Ticket Scalper Takes Two Scalps As signments of Tiro Sorts Flowers In Fashion Results of a Vacation. "Jt has long been my habit to bny my railroad tickets of scalpers," said a Pittsburger to me yesterday, "and when I was In Chicago a few days ago, with my face set toward Pittsburg, I went to a scalper on Clark street to see what I could get in the way of a cheap ticket A pleasant, soft-voiced man told me that the best rate he could give me was 9. I did not buy the ticket then, but later In the day I went hack and told the scalper I would take the J9 ticket " 'You'll have to give me J22," said he. "and Til give you ?13 rebate.' "I agreed, and handed him $22. He called a boy, took my name on a slip of paper, and told the boy to get a 1,000-mile ticket at a railroad office near by. The boy returned presently with the l.COO-rulle book, which I then remem bered I could have purchased myself for 20. However; I admired tho cheek of the scalper so mnch that I paid him the 12252 clear for himself and took tho ticket I got the rebate all right, and of course I saved a few dollars on the transaction, but I guess the Chicago scalper can say that be scalped mo as well as the rail road In tho deal." . assignments in two keys. The gay reporter's purse was lean. He watched where every dime went; And was content to take, Ivrccn, The editor's assignment. Bnt when vacation came he fled Economy's confinement: Stood, so to speak, upon his head, And made his own assignment. V A paib correspondent who writes from the shore of Lake Chautauqua takes objection tu the statement or insinuation contained in some verses printed in this column last Sunday. Here is what she says: "I think you do tho fashionable world and the flower an injustico when you assert thr.t the hollyhock is not ad mired by fashionable people. At present there is a decided liking for tho flower in society. That is to say, you will find it and many of the other old-fashioned flowers in the gardens of tho rich and cultured. Some Httlo time ago a movement set In having for its object the revival and cultivation ot the good old flowers of onr grandfathers the holly hocks, pinks and carnations, wall flowers, phlox and the rest. I noticed the fruits of this movement with a good deal of solid joy when I was in the East last month. In the gardens of the New Yorkers who make their homes along the Hudson I found all the old favorites In tbe best flower beds." This being so, the high and mighty of the land are to bo congratulated on their good sense and Improved taste. . VACATION. Goodby, dear dollars mine, goodby, 'Tls time that wc should part; Vacation dawns and now must I For recreation start." So sang a youth, and sped away; Soon by the sounding sea His dollars dwindled day by day While he lived merrily. Amid the breakers white he rolled. All careless of Old Sol; And many a tale ol love he told Beneath a parasol. Flirtation? Yes, a Httle-or Icecream and opera airs Upon the pier then still some more Flirtation on the stairs. Eesult a scarlet face and nose The holidays all spent Tln-typcs of Lou and likewise liose Heart gone and not a cent. H. J, THE B. & 0. CLUB BATE. That It Is Legal, Being; Open to All, Will be Maintained bv the Company. Baltimore, July 21 The attorneys of the Baltimore and Ohio road are preparing an an swer to the complaint made against the com pany "by the Pittsburg; Cincinnati and St Louis Railroad, alleging that the Baltimore and Ohio's dab rate of 2 cents a mile for parties ot 40 or more is illegal. Tho complaint has been filed with the Inter-State Commerce Commis sion, and tbe B. & O. has been allowed 20 days from July 13 in which to give its answer. Pas senger agents will probably take no action in the premises, but are expected to leave tbo matter in the bands of tbe commission. The B. & O. will raise the point that a complaint made by one railroad against another has no standing, and expects to be able to prove It to the satisfaction of the members of tbe commis sion. If they should be compelled to argue tbe question, it will be denied that tbe club rate, which can be taken advantage of by anybody, discriminates against individuals. The fact that the higher rate has seriously Interfered with theatrical and other similar ventures will be brought out before the commission. DIY0RCE MADE EASIEB. A Forgotten Supremo Conrt Decision Brought to Light In Chicago. Chicago, July 24. The ease with which a divorce may be obtained in Chicago has long been a fruitful theme for the newspaper para grapher. To-day another bar was removed. It has been the practice of the courts to hold tbat the applicant for divorce must be a resident of this State and must appear in person. Both of these requirements were waived to-day in the case of Mary Gottscholk, a resident of Penn sylvania. Sbe was never in Chicago in ber life, and on her affidavit that her husband Herman bad deserted her for two years, daring which time he had lived In Chicago, she was granted a divorce. Her attorney secured this resnlt by fishing up a forgotten decision of the Supreme Court of tbe State, rendered about 20 years ago, in which the Court held that "in contemplation of law tbe residence of tbe wife follows that of the husband." and "desertion for tbe period of two years by the husband residing in this State, al though commenced in a foreign jurisdiction, will enable a wife to obtain a divorce." A HOESEBACK BIDE OP 3,000 MILES. Two Cowboys to Go From Boston to Texas In tbe Saddle. CAU.ICOON, N. Y., July 24. Two Mexican cowboys, "Montana Harry" and "Mexican BUI," arrived here on Saturday last, haying ridden from Boston on horseback. Their des tination is Eaglesport Tex., a distance of 3,200 miles. "Montana Harry" acted as scout for the British army during the rebellion headed by Louis Riel in Manitoba in 1886. and is a graduate of an English university. Harry rode Mexican Boy ana Bill rode the celebrated mustang Dynamite, which caused such a f nror In London daring the appearance of "Buffalo Blll'a" Wild West show in that city in 1883. Tlill says that the Prince of Wales offered 2.000 for the animal, but he wouldn't part with bim for double that price. Both men are total abitalners, are well supplied with money and created a very favorable impression. They re sumed their long journey yesterday morning. When they arrive home thev will have accom plished tbe longest ride, without change of horses, ever known. AFTEB A L0TTEBT PE1ZB. Two Young Men Try to Dcfrand a Girl of Her Share, and All Mar bo Lost. Chicago, July 24. Last week, Lena Lurle, a Polish Jewess, secured an injunction restrain ing Lazarus Silverman, the banker, from turn ing over to Ike or RobertLurie more than half of a $15,000 prize drawn on a winning lottery ticket. Mrs. Lurle claimed tbat Robert and Ike, her cousins, were attempting to cheat ber ont of a half interest which she owned in tbe ticket, sbe having bonght In shares with Rob ert. This morning. State Attorney Longenecker filed an information in the Supreme Court ask-' ing that the entire prize be declared forfeited to the State. This action Is brought under an express provision of tbe statnte to tbat end, and is tbe first of the Kind filed in this county. An injunction was at once granted restraining the banker lrom paying over the money to any of tbe claimants. DEATHS OP A BAY. Elizabeth Lois Wade. A telegram from Brooklyn last evening con veyed tho sad Intelligence of the death yesterday of Elizabeth Lois Wade, tbo 17-year-old daughter of Mr. Charles J. Wade. Cashier of the Pittsburg National Dank of Commerce, and Mrs. Elizabeth A. Wade (Bessie Bramble)., the well-known con tributor. Miss Wade breathed her last at the Brooklyn residence of Dr. II. M. Blshon, a relative of tne family, bhe had been an Invalid for a long time, and her rxm lly had tried every climate with the hope or prolonging her life. The whole of last winter was passed In South Carolina In the hopes that that genial climate would accomplish tbe wlahed-tor restoration of health. It was re cently determined to take her to Brooklyn In or der to obtain the benefit of expert medical treat ment. When the end came tho sufferer was sur rounded by ber family nd passed peacefully into the beyond. Miss Wade was singularly popular among a large circle or friends In the East End. and possessed a most lorely disposition. Uer brother, Mr. Chas. W. Wade, an attache of tbe business office of Tmt Dispatch, was also present at .uer bedside. Notice of the funeral will be glTcn hereafter. V PUTT BACK FROM ALASKA. He Is Not a Candidate for lite Senato or Seal Fishing Contract. ISrXCtU. TXXZQBAU TO THE DISPATCH.! New York, July 24. Ex-Senator Thomas C. Piatt returned to-day from his trip to Alaska with General Russell A. Alger. At present Mr. Piatt is at the Oriental Hotel, Coney Island, and while be is there tbe chieftains of the G. O. P. will direct their steps In that direc tion. Mr. Piatt was bronzed and enthusiastio as he talked this afternoon of bis trip. He had been gone five weeks, and had traveled 12,000 miles, including 2.500 by boat "In tbat far off land of tbe midnight sun," said he, "I read in Tub Dispatch that Senator Hlscock and I were not as brothers any more. We're all right. Then, as to the criticisms ot Republicans of Senator Hlscock. Well, the Senator occupies a responsible and prominent place In his party, and disappointed people are wont to find fault. But the Senator is a philosopher. I also have read of the talk that I am a candidate tor the Senate to succeed Mr. Evarts. I wonder who put me in nomination? I certainly did not Indeed, I don't know any thing about politics or tbe situation just now. 1 have only just returned." Mr. Piatt said tbat he and all the party had had a most enjoyable trip. Tbe party went to Tacoma via tho Union Pacific In General Alger's private car. From Tacoma they sailed In tbe steamship Corona to Alaska. At Sitka It was twilight up to 10 o'clock at night, and daylight came at 2 o'clock In tbe morning; but Mr. Piatt slept very well. Mrs. Piatt has fre quently said that her husband could sleep on a Bicket fence. Tbe party went as far as Chilcat ay. The steamer ran In and ont among Ice bergs as big as the Postefilce, and Mr. Piatt and all hands, while appreciating the grandeur of tbe scenery, were not comfortable at times. Mr. Piatt does not think much of Alaska as a land for the emigrant. He was amused at a story printed tbat be and General Alger had gone on this expedition with the sole idea of getting the Alaska contract, just about to ex pire. Mr. Piatt said that he wasn't within 1,500 miles of the seal-flshlng grounds. "If I wanted to bid on that contract" said he, "I rather think I should goto Washington. No, no, that seal fur contract yarn is non sense." Mr. Piatt thinks that every young man jhst starting out in life should make a bee line for Washington Territory and its rising and flour ishing towns and cities. Mr. Piatt heard a little politics In tbe after noon, when Vice President Morton and Sena tor Hiscock called on him. A steady stream of the rank and file of the G. O. P. began to surge in the direction of Mr. Piatt's office later on, bat up to sundown the Herkimer statesman, the Hon. Warner Miller, nad not appeared. THE BBIDEGE00M WAS LEFT. His Brldo Deserted Him to Elope With tbe Best Sinn. San Francisco, July 24. The town of Chico, Butte county, is all agog over tho elope ment of Miss Eva Adkins, aged 17 years. She is a beautiful and accomplished y,pung lady, who graduated a few months ago from the High School. She met at a picnic in Chico last May Raymond Bierce, son of Ambrose Bierce, a well-known journalist. Young Bierce was doing newspaper work on a Red Bluff paper. He resigned his position there and took up his abode in Chico. The young lady's mother gave her consent to their marriage, but the girl's stepfather, C Barney, was opposed to the young man and made things about the bouse lively. He ordered Bierce, when be came to call on tbe girl, to leave tbe house, and attempted to eject him. Bierce de fended himself, threw the old gentleman out and was arrested for assanlt and battery, bnt the mother and daughter testified that the stepfather was to blame, and Bierce was re leased. During Bierce's tronble ho had a friend named Neil Hubbs, a handsome young fellow, 24 years old, who stood steadfastly by him. Hubbs was to be best man at tbe wedding, which was to have taken placo Sunday even ins. Shortly before the time fixed for the ceremony, the bride, in company with Best Man Hubbs, boarded a train for Sacramento, where they were married. Bierce has accepted the situation philosophically, but the affair has created quite a sensation in Northern Cali fornia. LIKE THE JAENDICE CASE. Land In Litigation for 20 Years and a Set tlement SU11 Far Off: Topeka, July 24. The case of Wllklns et at versus Tourtellot, which has been In litigation for over 20 years, goes now to the Supreme Court of the United States. At the June term of the Supreme Court of Kansas an opinion was handed down in this case, taken up on an error from the District Court of this county, though it originally came from Wyandotte rnnntv. The decision of the lower ennrt va. nfflrme'd, being hi favor of Tourtellot. This case involves tne title to a tract oi land in Kan sas City, Kan., at tbe junction of the Kaw and the Mlssonrl rivers, tbe value of the property in litigation reaching np Into the millions. Monday an order was received from counsel for the plaintiffs In error, and also one of the plaintiff himself, for making a copy of tbo rec ord to go to the Supreme Court of tbe United States, It is not probable that a final decision In this case will be reached in the next decade. A WOKDEEFUL LITTLE BABY. It Is Over Two Weeks Old and Weighs Only One Ponnd. Beotvkstotvk, Ind., July 24. Lafayette Cor nett, residing near this place. Is tbe happy father of the most interesting specimen of humanity on record. The babe at this time is 16 days old and weighs only one pound. A lady's finger ring can readily be placed over Its hand and tbe full length of the arm to tbe shoulder, while a pint cup will cover its entire bead body and limbs. Mr. and Mrs. Cornett are both of good size and sound health, and bave several children tof fnll growth. The lilllputlan wonder is lively and apparently in good health. The child is of the feminine gender. " AH0THEB BELL TICT0RI. The Cnsbman Company Is Fined One Dollar and Loses Its Phones. Chicago, July 24. A final decree was rendered to-day by Judge Blodgett In the Federal Conrt, in tbe long pending litigation between the Bell and Cusbman Telephone Companies. The Bell Company brought two snits against the Cushman Company for in fringement ot patent. The decree in both suits Is acainst tbe Cushman Company. A fine of tl is assessed against it and itis ordered to turn over all of its telephones to the Bell Company. Policy riayors Snfo In Chicago. CHICAGO, July 24. Prosecuting Attorney May has decided tbat no law exists for tho closing of policy shops, and In accordance with bis declaration tho keeper of a Westside estab lishment was this morning discharged from custody. This decision Is based on an opinion by the Appellate Court, tbat tbe city ordinance against gambling does not apply to policy be cause it does not describe Che imnlemeuts used in that line ot speculative investment. Too Big for tho Place. Fr om the Chicago Tlmes.l ' New York will not get the World's Fair. It is too big a thing for a town that has only 400 leading citizens. PAEAGEAPflIC PLEASANTBT. Boston Gazette: A. toweling passion often leads to monumental woe. Chicago Inter ocean: The possessor of the cool million has warm times getting it. On. Crrr Slizzard:A. terry-picker gener ally gets what he can and cans what he gets. jAMESTOWK'-JVeu'j: The .quickest descent from father to sou Is that of tho flannel shirt. Kew ObleANS Picayune: The biscuit may rise, but It cannot explain. The orator takes the cake. ATcnisoir Olole: As man gets older ho knows more, but he does not get any more at tractive In learning it CHICAGO Times. Tho head roller of a Pitts burg rolling-mill makes $50 a'day. An ordinary high-roller in Chicago could spend more than that In a half day. Baltimore American: Watch wheels are like great men in one respect when tbey go around to pass time In their own way, they al ways travel In cog. Washington Poif ; Now that tho British government is going to Increase the Allowance to tbe Prince of Wales, we look for an upward movement In the market value ot white chips. CHICAGO Herald; The Standard Oil Com pany is now grabbing up tbe natural gas wells. It doesn't look at present as If It could get up a trust in the air we breathe, but perhaps we had better not be too Sure of it. Detboit Free Ireu: The "average man" In this country drank one and one-fourth gal lons of spirits last year and twelve and one-half gallons of beer. When the number Is consid ered of those who drank neither it is not diffi cult to reach tbe conclusion tbat somebody drank much more than the "average man" did. J NEW YORK NEWS K0TES More Failures to Snaffle OK IKirw Tons: bureau specials. New Yobjt, July 24, Three persons tried to kill themselves to-day, but only one was suc cessful. Morris Von Behner, 82 years old, at tempted suicide by swallowing aconite In his room at tho Vanderbilt Hotel. His groans brought a crowd to the room, and he was promptly sent to tbe hospital. He may re cover. Von Behner Is of Dutch parentage, is finely educated, and has traveled widely. A few years ago bo was wealthy, lately he has lost much money through poor investments In mines. Catherine Congblln, a chronic invalid, attempted to poison herself with liniment, this morning. She drank a pint of it and she, too, attracted a crowd by her groans and cries. A stomach pump saved her. Frank Sutton, wbo registered at the Grand Union Hotel, last mid night was found dead in his bed this noon. Tbe windows of bis room were shut tight and the gas was turned on full head. Tnemottveof his suicide Is unknown. Not Very Cheap Dentistry. John Hatch, a day laborer, paid 10 cents for having a tooth pulled at the Demi; t Dispensary. His jaw was fractured during tbe operation. He went to Bellevue Hospital for treatment. An abscess formed near the fracture, blood poisoning followed, and this morning Hatch died in great agony. Shipped Back Where Tbey Belong. Emmerich Hasse, Paul Bell jik. Joseph Belijik and John Andrusik, tinsmiths, who arrived here last week under contract to work for a master tinsmith in Milwaukee, were sent back to Bremen on the steamship Trave this morning. Charles Roberts, an English immigrant, suffer ing from epileptic insanity, was reshlpped to England on the steamship Westernland. Fast Friends Fight Over a Song Book. Albert Giddings. 19 years old, and James White, 18 years old, fast friends, quarreled over the ownership of a 10-cent song book. Giddings eventually struck White hard on the side of the head, above the ear, with his open hand. White turned pale and went home. He com plained to his mother of severe pains in his head. A doctor who was called pronounced young White's condition to be critical. Four hours later White became unconscious. Five hours later ho died. Giddings is awaiting, in tbe Raymond street jail, the result of the post mortem examination. Maggie Mitchell and Her Leading Man. It is reported that Maggie Mitchell will shortly marry her leading man, Charles Abbott, Miss Mitchell is now visiting her daughter Fanchon, "in Hamburg, Germany. Mr. Abbott Is making all the arrangements for her tour next season, and Is superintending all her business. In connection with the construc tion of the West End Theater in Harlem. For the last few days he has been at Miss Mitchell's cottage in Long Branch. Although Macgie Mitchell's relations to Mr. Abbott have been very friendly ever since he began playing with her. sometime ago, they never approached their present degree of intimacy till after she was divorced from Henry Paddock. Next season Miss Mitchell will have two new plays, one1 of which has been written for her by Colonel Wallace, of Philadelphia. Not Moving Off Very Fait. Inquiries to-day in well-informed circles of financs lead to the belief that although there have been numerous small subscriptions to the new salt company's securities, the total amount applied for is Inconsiderable, Tbe opinion is entertained, also, that the whole amount of stock and bonds not subscribed, for here will be taken In London. Tbe subscrip tion is for tll.000,000 stock and $4,000,000 bonds. Since tbe'owners of the salt properties brought into the combine do not take securities for their plant,' but only cash, the carrying out of tbe programme ought to make a large amount of sterling exchange available, and stop gold exports for awhile. It is of course possible that large subscriptions may bo made here at tho last moment, bnt up to this time there has been no eagerness to take up the new salt securities. The subscription books close to morrow. THE HOUSE TOO FINE fOB HIM. A Reading Lawyer Bailds a Dwelling, bnt Can't Live In It. rSPSCIAX, TZXEGHAM TO TUB SISPATCB.1 Reading, July 24. A very unusual sight was witnessed here to-day in the removal of Amos B. Wanner. Esq., from his new home. On Thursday last Wanner and his family moved Into their new residence, on Perklomen avenue, overlooking the city. It is the second in Park Terrace, and, exclusive of the ground, cost $25,000 to erect The new house was ele gantly furnished and fitted out with all modern conveniences. After living in tbe bouse less than a week the family moved out and went back to their old home in South Sixth street near the Court House, in the center of the city. Mr. Wanner is an elderly lawyer, and enjoys one of the largest office practices in Berks county. His two sons aro lawyers, and his wife Is a most excellent lady. In explaining their sudden and unexpected removal from their new borne back to tbe old family residenccMr. Wanner says: "No use trying to llvo In thatew house. I couldn't sleep there and couldn't content my self there. I am accustomed to a plain house and surroundings, and like to be near my office, wltb my family near me, and that's why I made up my mind to consult my family about moving back. Tbey most! cheerfully consented to move back, and now as we are back in the old home, I'm happy again. We'll sell the new house at a little less than cost. My health is not as good as it was wbeu I started in to build, and that may be another reason why I prefer tbe old home." The new honse is now for sale, and the law yer and his family are back again where they lived for many years. G0YEBX0R AMES SERIOUSLY ILL. The Horseback Ride In the Centennial Cele bration Too Mnch for Him. tsrzciAi. TXLCOBAM to tux DISPATCH. 1 Boston, July 21 The eight-mile horseback ride which Governor Ames took in New York on the occasion ot tbe Centennial celebration proved so exhausting tbat a form ot heart dis ease was developed, and now be is In a serious condition of health. He never recovered from tbe effects of tbat horseback ride. He is now critically ill at his home in Easton. Tho immediate cause of tbe present Illness is his coming to Boston to attend to important business, notwithstanding premonitory symp toms ot weakness. On his return he showed serious physical prostration. Medical opinion is to the effect that his case will hereafter re- Suire much caution. Lieutenant Governor rackett,nho was summoned from NewHamp shlre In consequence of his illness, will fill tho Gubernatorial office until tbo recovery of His Excellency. Obstructing tbo Channel, from the Detroit Free 1'ress.l The navigation of tho English channel is now rendered very hazardous by the tremendous adiectives which Boulanger is hurling Into France from his safe retreat In London. A New Bank Examiner. Washington, July 21. Leonard H. Grocs back, of Lanslngburg. N. Y., has been ap pointed an examiner of national banks, vice Benjamin S. VV. Clark, resigned. Anxlons to Rash Things, From the Conner-Oonrnau I The Chinaman's desire to havo a fine funeral has tbe approval 'of tho Pacific coast people, but tbey always want the funeral to begin right away. THAT PROVOKING nOOD. The breeze bloweth softly, the waves Idly roar, And tbe sea and the wet sand are shining; My sweetheart la digging for shells on the shore, While I at ber feet am reclining. But never a glance can 1 zct of ber face. Or a peep at one dear little dimple: On her head is a tangle or ribbon and lace ' My grandmother called it a wimple. Like a cowl It Is shaped, and It grows on a cloak, And covers her eves up completely; There's an Impudent tassel all ready to poke Its head underneath It quite neatly. Is she frowning or smiling? That provoking hood Bides a mysternone can unravel. I've asked her a question. I do wish she would Stop tapping her foot on the gravel. Not even the tip can I see of ber nose; bhe's angry, peihaps, or she's crying. 'Tls snrely no harm for a man to propose. Hurrah! from the bonuy cnrls, flying On tbo wings of the wind, does the truant hood go In a vanishing whirl that seems spltelul. Suffice It to add tbat she doesn't say "No," And the way she says "Yes" Is dellgntfnL Pearl Hytinge in Judge, 0U2 HAIL fOUCfl. The Diamond Street Widening Property Owners) Wrestle Mathematically With tho Controller. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Notwithstanding the objections raised by our honorable Controller, for whom we have the highest regard, we reiterate onr former as sertion tbat tho widening of Diamond street will increase the city revenne $100,009 per annum. The Controller loses sight of the fact tbat the opening of Diamond street will neces sitate the Immediate erection of new buildings on almost tbe entire street, which will be as sessed as well as the ground, which together might easily be assessed at tbe required $5,000 per front foot You will find to-day in the As sessor's office property on Fifth avenue In the corresponding sqnares assessed (buildings and all) at 17,000 per front foot, so you see we could be 82,000 per foot less than Fifth avenue and yet get the required amount to make tlOO.OUQ. But we have not counted tbe property in the Imme diate vicinity that will be enhanced In value by tbe widening of Diamond street for Instance the property around the Market square will be enhanced from $300 to $500 per front foot. As an illustration of this, at the recent and full as sessment a property on the Market square was assessed at $7,350, but has been sold since the agitation at $45,000, another property on Dia mond street lielow the Market square was as sessed at $31,750, which was considered far too fiigb, yet it has been sold for $45,000 since. Liberty street on both sides of Diamond, Fifth street from Liberty to Dnqnesne way, Penn avenue on both sides of Fifth, Market street between Market square and Fourth ave nue, both sides of Wood? street between Dia mond and Fourth avenne, both sides of Smith field street to Fourth avenne. Diamond street above Smithfield will all be largely enhanced in value, all by the improvement on Dlamorfd street. Taking all this Into consideration, we are led to believe wo are neither posted nor insane, as has been charged, as onr former figure was not high enough, and should have been $200,000 instead of 5100,000. However, we will trust to tbe comparison of tbe Assessor's present books and those of the next triennial assessment to verify onr figures. APeopekty Owneb. Pittsbueo, July 24. Tho British Peerage. To the Editor of The Dlsoatcn: (1) How many members are there lp the Brit ish House of Lords? (2) How many peers have been created during this century? (3) How far back do tbe oldest of them date? (4) Are there any peers not members of the House of Lords? M. L. Se-wickxet, July 24. (1) The House of Lords consists of 600 mem bers, of whom S are peers of the royal blood, 2 archbishop, 22 pukes. 20 marquises, 120 earls, 23 viscounts, 24 bishops. 295 -barons, 18 Scottish representative peers and 23 Irish representative peers. (2) The number of names on the "roll" was 401 in 1830, 457 in 1840, 443 in 1850, 453 in I860 and 503 in 1SS0. The rest havo been created since. About two-thirds ot the hereditary peer ages were created In tbls century. (3) Exclud ing the royal and ecclesiastical peerages the four oldest peerages in the House of Lords date from the latter part of the thirteenth century while &fe go back to the fourteenth and ten to tbe fifteenth century. (4) There are seven peeresses in their own right, and 20 Scotch and 64 Irish peers who are not peers of Parliament. A Book Wanted. To the Editor of Tbe Dispatch: In a Washington telegram in The Dispatch there are enumerated several works of interest soon to be Issued from the Government Print ing Office. One tbat described as "of special valne to metal workers" I would very much like to obtain. Will you kindly state whether it can be purchased, and indicate what course I should pursue in order to possess it? Allegheny, July 24. D. R. D. Books Issued from the Government Printing Office are not usually sold. The Congressman from your district could probably obtain one for you. Oil Indicators. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Will you kindly inform me through yonr paper where I can get any information on oil indicators that is. instruments that will tell where oil can be found, or any books treating on tnat subject. Do you think It possible to make such an instrument? G. 3. H. PlTTSBUBG, July 2t The only instrument of the kind we ever heard of is tbe divining rod, the reliability of which has often been questioned. No, we do not think it possible to make such an instru ment Don't Know. , - To the Editor of Tbe Dispatch: Can you inform two of your subscribers where a photo of John Wilkes Booth, tbe assassin of President Lincoln, may be obtained? We have written to Washington, but are unable to se cure one. H. Pittsbubo, July 24. They Certainly Have. To thn Editor cf The Dispatch: Have Pittsburg and Allegheny together mora than 275,000 Inhabitants? Reader. Youngstown, July 24. SCHOOL TEACHEES IS PEISDJT. Slrnngo State of Affairs Reported la a West Virginia Conner. All the queer things of every day life are not In tbe mountains of Kentucky, though tbe in cidents related below occurred within sight of the Kentucky Hue. A Lexington citizen has returned from Logan Court House, W. Va.. where the Hatfields live, and tells the Tran script of that city this story: "Two parties were on trial in the Circuit Court; one was indicted for forgery and per jury, confessing to tho allegations in open court Tho other was on trial with four in dictments for selling liquor and one for carry ing concealed weapons. His Honor remanded both the prisoners back to jail for a week. First one and then tho other of tbe unfortu nates arose and expostulated with the Judge in this wise: 'Please, Your Honor, to postpone tbat confinement of one week until after the meotlng of tbe Teachers' Institute is ver, for we are both school teachers, and, according to tho law of tbe State, it we do not attend tbe meetings we will not be allowed to teach dur ing tbe coming session, and school teaching is our only visible means of support now. His Honor heard the objection all tbe way through, and upon tbe grounds tbat even the Court bad no right to deprive a man of his only means of support, accordingly turned them loose for the thren davs of the institute, with instructions for them to come back to jail for the remain ing four days." Part oi Ills Dream Came True. Atlanta, July 24. Jesse Williams, of Jackson county, dreamed thrice of finding gold under a certain rock in Atbens. He afterward found the rock, but he must get permission of the city authorities to dig under it. As yet the permission has not been granted. TKI-STATE TEIPLES. Two young men of Reading, who went out to hunt for blackberries, found a fine patch, and hailjust begun picking, when a woman's shrill voice was heard ordering them to leave af once. Tbey started, but didn't hurry until the deter mined woman began firing buckshot at them from an old musket Then they retreated In great confusion. A scan in Greencastle named Martin has celery plants four feet long. The old Resolution fire engine, now In use in Newville, was bunt In Philadelphia about tho year 1823. It is still serviceable. There Is a man In Martin's Ferry who drinks coal oil and tays tbat he likes it ATOUNOladyof Scran ton a few nights ago mashed a mosquito on her Up, and the bite has since caused a swelling of the entire face, at tended by severe pain. The wound has been twice lanced, and the operation is again neces sary. As a Philadelphia street car baited at a cross ing before a drugstore several days ago a bit ot paper fluttered In the street "Look at the sparrow!" cried the driver? pointing with his whip; "if he ain't struck a pnddln full of rais ins!" The paper was stuck fnll of fresh and struggling flies, and the bird bad picked off so many that It could hardly waddle, and a sym pathetic lady expressed the apprehension tbat If it "kept on" the poor little thing would snap Its legs in two. A youth of 18, living near Weston, W. Va., is growing gray. A hornet's nest was discovered in a parlor in Wellsburg the other day. The insects found their way in through a window which had care lessly been left open for two weeks, - CDBIODS COHDESSATI0KS.' r a A store In Atlanta, Ga., has been buiU entirely of paper. Dr. Nansen, the explorer, says that the ice in Greenland is 6,000 feet thick. There are 342,000 miles of railroad in-, operation In tho world, of which 181,000 are la America. The hottest weather ever known in tb United States was felt at Phoenix. Art, In June, 18S3, when the thermometer marked USP. Joe SnJith and John Thomas, of Brunsi wick, Ga.. killed an alligator 10 feet lone, which tbey estimated would weigh 350 or 400 pounds. , The largest ship in the British nary, the Trafalgar, launched two years ago, has at last tried her engines, with success. Sbe is 345 feet long, 73 feet beam, and 12,818 horse power drove her 17.28 knots. Judge Keatley, or Iowa, who has mads a personal Inspection of the schools of Alaska, reports that there are about 14 schools in tbo Territory, tbree of which are for white chil dren, the rest being for natives. A Bombay newspaper announces two marriages, in one case tbe bride being aged 2 yearr, and in the other 15 months, while tho bridegroom was 30. This is the system which Pundita Ramabal is struggling against. Prof. Flower exhibted at Lambeth re cently the shell of a tortoise, which had lived 130 years, outstaying eleht Archbishops. At Peterborough there are tbe remains of another tortoise which, when it died, was 180 years oid. The irrepressible sea serpent has bobbed np again. This time at Cape May. The great monster had a square black head and was of Im mense proportions, with flappers, fins and feel ers like a crab's, and a most ugly sight to be hold. There it a gentleman living near Quit man, Brooks county, Oa who nover ate a morsel of bread or meat In his life. Hesub sistoprtncipallyon fruits and potatoes. He weighs nearly 200 and was never sick longer than an hour In his life. He drinks a gallon of milk a day. Pastor Stratton, of a United Brethren Church, is an Odd Fellow. Some of his con gregation have a prejudice against secret socie ties, and when they discovered that he belonged to tbe order they held a secret meeting on Sat urday night. Sunday morning when Parson Stratton reached the church be found the door locked. He made a formal demand for tho opening of the edifice, but met only a mocking laugh. . Growing out of the masonry oftha French Catholic Church steeple in Biddleford, Me., almost at fie upper limit of tbe brick work, are two yonng trees. Both are green and healthy looking, and have grown rapidly within a year. They are beyond reach from the upper window, and could not be removed without a stage being built. Tbe opinion is that one is a willow ani the other a poplar. How they ob tained root in the masonry Is a mystery. A weasel came down the hill and wen into the sitting room of Edward Arronsmlth, in Easton,a couple of days ago. No men being bandy seven women of the neighborhood armed themselves with pokers, canes, etcand entered the room. There was a faint squeak in one corner and seven women jumped on chairs and screams. Their united screams so terrified tbe weasel that it ran out of doors and was killed by a sick dog that was lying out in the sun. A white man at Smyrna, 171a., a day or two ago bet a negro that the negro could not eat the two watermelons before them. Tha negro was to pay double price for the melons if he failed. He cut tbe melons, weighing 30 pounds each, up into sections, and it was fun to see his lips slide np and down the sections of those melons. Within fire minutes nothing was left but tbe bare rinds, which he turned over to tho white man, who had just paid 75 cents for them. An Elmer (Ore.) paper publishes tha following remarkable story: "E. C. Stamper, a citizen ot Elmer, has just completed working np a fir tree which grew on his place adjoining town. He received $12 for tho bark: built a frame house 14x20, 8 feet bigb, with shed kitch en 8 feet wide and 20 feet long; built a wood shed 14x20 feet; made 330 fence rails 10 feet long; made 334 railroad ties and 500 boards a inches wide and 2 feet long, and 15 cords of wood 4 feet wide and 8 feet lonr. all from one tree, and has a part ot the tree left " Conductor Parker, while at Ash Hill, 130 miles out on tbe desert from Daggett, Cat, saw a pigeon flying around as though bunting for water. He tried several times to catch it. but when close tbe bird would fly away. Hav ing a small rifle alons. be crippled one wing, when he discovered tbat it was a carrier pigeon, bearing a love letter in a goose quill tied to tbe ricbt wjnc dated New York anil directed to a young lady in San Francisco. Tbe name be would not give. As soon as the bird recovers It will be turned loose to complete its journey. For one of the best examples of rapidly and legitimately acquired wealth the South Dakotans point to Mr. Frank H. Haggerty, now 33 years of age. and tbe Commissioner of Immi gration for the Dakota;. Mr. Haggerty came from Pennsylvania eight years ago, and when be reached Jamestown his capital consisted of 818 50. By inducing others to put up two-thirds of the money hogot possession of a tree claim in tbe outskirts of what has since become tha thrifty city of Aberdeen. Going into real estate he bandied his small capital so judiciously tba he is to-day worth at a modest estimate 150,000. At Harwood, Tex., Mr. Duskin and an other young man who were visiting the family of Postmaster Doyle spread a pallet In tha yard. Just as they had dropped asleep Mr. Duskin was awakened by something grasping bis hand. On awakening he saw a huge wolf. The wolf ran tbrough the honse and was beaten out with broomsticks and other weapons con venient to grab. Two young men, Beckham and D. New pursued him with a shotgun, and as he was devouring a pig in another yard they killed him. It is feared he had hydrophobia, and Mr. Duskin Is taking tbe necessary precau tions. At the funeral of a Chinaman in Phila delphia some queer ceremonies were observed. Tbe deceased was clothed In garments of tha lightest texture, so that he might not suffer from the heat in his new abode. He wore a straw hat, and in ono hand be held a fan. The corpse of a Chinaman Is always provided with money to pay Its expenses to tbe unknown country. One of the mourners dropped between Hong's teeth a 25-cent piece, and about a score of the others camo forward with their quarter contributions. Tbe undertaker could not get all of them In the dead Chinaman's montb, and half of the silver pieces were placed In his pocket. The ceremonies finished, tbe coffin was closed, and over tbe top of It were placed strips of red. white and black bunting; the colors of tbe Sing Ye Hong Society (Chinese Frea Masons), of which tho- dead man bad been a member. CLIPPED AND CREDITED. "I love the stage," exclaimed the tra gedlan, "I am bound to it by so many ties.' "Yes," assented the comedian, "railroad ties.1 Time. Her Best Bessie Is it true that Hiss Autumn b having some pictures taken? Jennie Yes. Sho Is having some struck off frost the negative sbe had taken 0 years ago. Evening Sun. "Why so happy, John; is your family back?" "No, indeed; but I've Inst received word from my wife that she has concluded to remain at tbe seashore anothermonth." Cincinnati Timet Star. Black Became Her. Consoler (to newly made widow) Yoa won't bare to go Into mourn ing, yon know. Some very stylish pepple don't. Wldow-Ob, dear 1 Vhy If I can't wear black 1 almost wish John hadn't died. Time. THE aAJCCI.ER. Here lies a man, deep steeped in sin, For whom no one will grieve, lie tried to rake a Jack pot In With the "ballet" up his sleeve. livening Sun, raAcncAi, roKTBT. It is sad Indeed when a poet fired With a strange, uncontrollable wish to sing. Stops In tbe midst of his song Inspired To wonder how mnch spot cash It will briny. Tims. "Yes," said Jagley, "the Prince of Wales was at Nice the same tune I was there, last sum-' mer. While walking on the beach I saw tha prints" U hat did he look like?" "Tbe prints orhls feet on the sand. Tbey looked like number nlncs."-VuZ2e. One Way of Putting It Two clerks in a store. . "Well, all I can say Is that IT the boss doesn't take back what he said to me this morning I shall vamose the ranch." "And what was that?" . "Why, he said that hereafter he should try and, dispense with my valuable servlees."-JiJ ge, THE VATE OF THE TIRESOME PERSON. There came a tiresome person ' To the offlce where 1 basked: And "Is lthot enough for you?" ., The tiresome person asked. ' 1 punctured him In place That tbe wind mlghtwhUtie thro: aol"IsaId:"tbtre'sJutonespot ' That's hot enonjft for you. -P -y i 3 . trnM ... V t