THE PITTSDSG DISPATCH; F&LDAY, JULY'. 19, 1889. I B- ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1S18. YolfU, No. 1(2. Enured atltttsburg 1'ostofuce, Noicmberll. 1SS7, as second-class matter. Business Office 97 and G8 Fifth Avenue. News Booms and Publishing: House 75, 77 and 7B Diamond Street. Eastern Advertising Office, Koom S, Tribune Building, New-York. Average net circulation of the dally edition of THE DlsrATCH for six months ending June 30, 1SS), 29,492 Copies per Issue. Average net circulation or the Sunday edition of Tint Dispatch for three months ending June 30, 1SS9, 52,660 Copies per Issue. TEIiSlS OF THE DISPATCH. POSTAGE VOTE IN THE UNITED 6TATIS. DAILY DISPATCH, One Year ? 8 CO Daily Uisfatcii, l'cr Quarter 2 00 Daily Dispatch, One Month TO Daily Dispatch. Including Sunday, lyear. 10 00 Daily DisrATCH. Including feunday, Sm'ths. 2 SO Dailt DlSPATCHjlncludlng Sunday. 1 month W huTJAY Dispatch, Onelear 250 AVebkly Dispatch, One Year 1 25 The Daily Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at 35 cents per week, or including Sunday edition, at H) cents per week. PITTSBURG, FRIDAY, JULY 19, 1SS& THE CABNEGD3 CUT. By far the most startling development that las occurred in the iron and steel trade of this city lor a long while, is the cut in prices which Carnegie, Phlpps & Co. are said, on excellent authority, to have made. As far as was generally understood no very great reduction in prices of steel products was to be looked for this summer. As a thunderbolt from a clear sky, therefore, comes the announcement that Carnegie, Phipps & Co."will cut the price of steel plates $6 00 p;r ton. Nor is this the only reduction contemplated in all probability. Prices of all the products of Mr. Carnegie's mills may be expected to be sympathetically affected. The market must necessarily un dergo a revolution. The news of this move of the Carnegie in terest reaches us too late for extended com ' went, nor are the details sufficiently abun dant yet to justify it. It is not difficult to1 see that the mills which have just signed the Amalgamated scale are placed in an embarrassing situation by the Carnegie cut. They will be iorced to meet it or allow their trade to be taken from them. The settle ment of the Homestead difficulty last week seemed to promise peace, but it cannot be said that the latest development augurs as favorably for capital and labor in the iron and steel trade. The compromise scale which is in operation at the Homestead works is liable to be changed in certain particulars on January 1 next, while the Amalgamated scale is to hold good in the many great mills it rules till June 30, 1890. It is suggested that the Carnegie firm may possibly take advantage of this to make further reductions of j.rice possible. But this is only surmise. The situation is inter esting enough without the addition of any speculations as to the future. There will be a great outcry from the competitors of Mr. Carnegie at once. "What the results may be no one can tell now. They will be worth considering at all events, and proba bly will mark an epoch in the trade. "WHY THE 0BSTBTJCTI0H1 The pressing need for beginning the work which is ordered upon the citystreets makes the obstruction to Chief Bigelow in the Board of Awards a serious matter at this time. There are many miles of grading and paving ordered by ordinance, and yet three working months are past without breaking ground. Pittsourg people have learned patience most thoroughly under the system of excavations for water, gas and traction railroads, which have kept their highways torn up for several years past But there is a limit even to that sort of patience. 'When there is no longer a reason for delay, the work should surely go on. This the prop erty holders, who petition and pay for the improvements, and the public who use the streets, have a right to imperatively de mand. There is absolutely no pica or pre tense of justification for another winter of mud. As to the Forbes street improvement, Chief Bigelow's demand to let the contract at once to the lowest bidder commends it self alike to the public pocket and the pub lic convenience. It would be interesting to know why it was opposed, particularly since the single reason given by Mr. Brown that the advertisement was not rightly worded is now declared by Mr. Bigelow to be wholly unfounded. The Chief of the Department of Publio 'Works certainly has the advantage in the controversy; but it is not controversy but progress which the public most desire; so that the recalcitrant heads of Safety and Charities will best consult the needs of the situation by co-operating with Chief Bige low promptly so that the streets may be put in right order before winter opens. HOT 'WHOLLY CANDID. Our esteemed cotemporary, the Detroit Free Press, permits its partisanship to get the better of its discretion when, in answer to the criticism of Republican papers, it de nies the assertion that "the Democratic ma jority in the last House reftised to reduce the duty on sugar," and declares instead that "the reduction by the Mills bill on sugar was one of the largest contemplated by that bilL" This cannot be taken as a candid state-' ment of the whole facts, because motions coming from the Republican side to make reductions all the way from putting sugar on the free list to a fifty per cent reduction were voted down by the Democratic.majorify. The further assertion that the Mills bill pro posed a reduction on sugar, which was one of the largest contemplated by the bill, is misleading in a double sense. In the first place the proportion of the reduction on sugar proposed by that bilT was a little less than twenty per cent, while on Bessemer steel it was thirty, on wool one hundred and on a large number of other products in the range between those percentages. In the next place the Mills bill proposed to leave a G2 per cent duty on sugar, which was one of the largest it preserved, except the ninety per cent duty on riee also a Southern product These facts, which show the utter insin cerity of the Mills bill as a measure which maintained high duties where they would be useful to Democratic communities and cut them down on Northern products, the FrteJhrtu can hardly be expected to state, until it is more anxious to lay the whole facta before its readers than to put its party in the best light THE BALLOON CBAZE. Experiments with balloons and devices akin to navigate the air have generally re sulted, so far, in death and disaster to the experimenters and their employes. The world has reaped no benefit to speak of, A great many people have acquired a morbid desire to see men risk their necks in these treacherous machines of the air, and men of scientific attainments and brain power have devoted to the study of aeronautics time that had been better spent on more useful pur suits. . It cannot be said that the aeronauts of to day have possession of a much more exact science than their predecessors of the last century; the unknown is still a stupendous factor in aerial experiments. But the ex periments go on, and more victims are sacri ficed. The air ship invented by Peter Campbell is the latest to collapse with fatal results to its unhappy occupant. The ship was nothing more than a gas balloon of the ordinary character, but it was provided with an electric motor to propel and steer it A part of this motor fell out of the car as the balloon ascended, and probably made the balloon as unmanageable as it has often been proved before, for the next thing heard of it was the report of a New York pilot that he had seen a balloon dragging its car over the Atlantic ocean some distance off the land, and had chased it till it collapsed and sank out of sight . D. Hogan, and not the inventor of the airship, thus sailed in a balloon to another world. It is sad enough, but a terrible re sponsibility besides rests upon those who allowed Mr. Hogan to make the ascent, if, as is alleged, the air ship was not built prop erly and had defects of construction which manifestly threatened the life of the aero naut who trusted himself to it Aeronauts seem fearfully reckless in their hazardous undertakings, and the constructors of air ships often forget to provide not only for their own safety, but for that of brave men who put their theories to the test. MOUENIKO MONSTROSITIES. A number of English women of high standing in society have begun a crusade against the mourning garments which the customs of the times compel them to wear. They are not pioneers in this undertaking. Several times before, assaults have been made upon the pagan and barbario fashion of loading women down with crepe and sombre robes of black when death overtakes anyone near or dear to them. Their pre decessors in the advocacy of this reform have had little success. Why should a woman make 'herself hideous and miserable by means of over whelming veils and funeral trappings? Oh, say the defenders of this relic of barbarism, women wear mourning because in them the emotions of sorrow are stronger and deeper than in men, and the outward garb of woe is the symbol of the grief they feel within. Here and there a woman of hysterical bent may persuade herself that she is grieving more because she .has on a four-ply crepe veil and a bonnet the shape, color and weight of a coal scuttle, but if the rule of society that a woman must indicate her grief by the immensity and inkiness of her clothes were abolished we believe the great majority of women would gladly fly to healthier and less hid eous attire. It is fashion, that silly and cruel tyrant, that decrees the weaker sex shall be tor mented with reminders of their bereavement in their dress. No matter how ugly, how J harmful or how ridiculous a thing be, if fashion says it is to be done it is done with out question or complaint by njne-tenths of the women in the civilized world. So mourning will continue to be worn in its exaggerated form in spite of all the crusades the minority of sensible women may wage against it If men had to share the pains and inconveniences of mourning there would be a radical reform at once. Men es cape almost scot free, however, and women alone must harvest the aftermath of death. ICHAEOD. The glory has departed from the Pitts burg Baseball Club. For the ninth time consecutively defeat rolled down upon them yesterday. The heart of the baseball crank grows faint; the tabulated returns of the League games are an offense to him, and the sound of the newsboy cry, "Baseball extra," crushes the noise out of his souL "When will it end? Shall there be no surcease of sorrow in the baseball news? It is becoming a serious matter. Pitts burg may be careful to speak of the losing, or rather lost club, as the Alleghenys, but her citizens cannot put from their minds the thought that the sickly aggregation of cripples in the East is in the nation's eyes the baseball team of the Iron City. Pitts burg is prospering amazingly; her popula tion is increasing mightily, the rivers and hills about her laugh in the abundance of their joy but a black cloud is approaching it is nigh at hand, and there isn't a pitcher who has the curves or a batter who has the stick to dissipate it. Pittsburg must fall back on her reputa tion as a manufacturing center, as a city of toilers, as the capital of the State of Alle gheny, and put from her the vain vision of a ball club bearing her name who should carry her banner to victory. It is sad. But the Pittsburgs can change their name as soon as they choose. In fact it is Denis already, AMONG THE CANNIBALS. It is said that Bobert Louis Stevenson, the novelist, is on his way to some of the islands in-the Pacific where cannibalism is still practiced. Some of Mr. Stevenson's friends are anxious about his safety. We think alarm is uncalled for. Mr. Stevenson is not of the physical build to tempt the appetite of a savage of the South Pacific. It is hardly likely that his journeyings hither and thither have removed his lean and cadaverous char acteristics. We imagine that Mr. Stevenson will be allowed to come and go unmolested. Perhaps his long hair and unusual face may inspire awe in the savage breast He may be hailed as a god, and feasted on cocoanuts and fresh missionary, - We observe that a sympathetic friend of Mr. Stevenson's suggests that he ought to have taken with him as a body guard some of the actors who have been competing with the tank shows, in "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde." It is perhaps true that these actors would scare the cannibals. Or if the latter happened to have a fancy for theatrical entrees they might be relied upon to give the savages awful indigestion. It would have been a kindness to the Ameri can public for Mr. Stevenson to have taken these actors with him, but we do not know that the South Pacific cannibals deserve such a dreadful fate. Mr. Stevenson would have done literature an immense service if he had taken the leading critics and reviewers of the world with him on his cannibalistic tour. There are so few ways of decreasing the supply of critics, and the demand for them is daily decreasing. Tub Elks took to the water yesterday and enjoyed themselves there. The banquet ended a very satisfactory season of pleasure. The London police authorities are work ing very hard on the Whitechapel case, but as yet no clue to the mrderous madman has been found. His capture would be an Inter-' national blesslngfor the 'repetition of the detailed account of hisawful deeds is likely to breed imitators among thexriminal and insane part of our population, rock Point held more colored voters yesterday than Southerners would care to handle at the polls. It was pleasure, how ever, and not politics, that drew them to gether. The Bev. Mr. Fleraon,.if he is not 'John Yeldell, accused of murder, was deliv ered to the South Carolina authorities yes terday, but Judge Swing tied a string to the delivery until Saturday next-to await the production of new evidence. Extradi tion and procrastination seem to be syno nyms. Cash actually began to flow in a steady and satisfying stream in Johnstown yester day. The sky is getting brighter in the Allegheny Mountains. Mateimont has had a tragical indorse ment in West Virginia. Two elderly and well-to-do spinsters of Jackson county com mitted suicide because they had discovered there was nothing in life worth living for for old maids. That's an object lesson with a vengeance. TriE rain which has not fallen every day lately seems likely to descend upon this city to-day. The cool wave seems to have deserted us also. Hating had jtacihe news for a week, the European newspapers cheerfully announce the imminence of war. Variety is the spice of life, but ringing the changes on two bells is not much in the way of variety. PEOPLE OP PKOMINENCE. Db. Mary Walxeb announces that she Is willing to accept the Consulate at Valparaiso so haughtily spurned by Roswell O. Horr. The President yesterdtw appointed John F. Bingham to be Chief Engineer in the Navy, with the relative rank of Lieutenant Com mander. Secretary Noble's bouse In Washington, the old. Tiffany mansion, is one of the most luxuriously famished houses In the city. It contains, among other interesting things, a valuable collection of ancient armor. Walkeb Blaine returned to Washington yesterday morning from Bar Harbor, and was at his desk in the State Department as usual. Ho reports his father, the Secretary, as quite well, and greatly enjoying the sea.breezes. It is now said that Mr. Blaine is supersti tious. He was about to start July 2 for Wood stock, Conn., to attend the celebration there, when he suddenly remembered that the day was the anniversary of the shooting of Gar field, whereupon be decided not to go, and sent his regrets. Dinah-Saltfotj, the King of Senegal, who is an object of interest to visitors at the Paris Exposition, is a handsome man, tall of stature, and S2 years old. He wears a white mantle, with a velvet head covering somewhat like a Greek fez. .He is an intelligent man and speaks French fairly well. William H. English is reported to have said recently: "Before the war I owned a great deal of real estate in Washington, but when it looked as if the Confederates might destroy the city I sold it all. I am sorry now that I didn't hang on to it If I bad I should have been a rich man by this time." Colonel Sam Scott, of Kansas City, is the most daring and prosperous real estate dealer and speculator west of the Mississippi, and possibly In the country. Ho has made himself several times over a millionaire by fortunate investments in Kansas City, St Louis and other Western points. It is said he Is now get ting ready for a big deal in Mexico. Pnor. John P. Sotsa, leader of the Marine Band, has been for several years engaged in collecting the national airs of the various coun tries in both hemispheres, and has about com pleted the task. They will be published by authority of the Navy Department, and will be the only publication of the kind In the world. The collection includes airs from every country except Corea and Haytl, and if they have any distinctively national airs Prof. Bousa hopes to be able to Include them in his book. The announcement of the appointment of Colonel J. M.-Wilson as Superintendent of the military academy at West Point was made at the War Department yesterday. This officer is said to have been selected for the place by the unanimous action of the Secretary of War. General Scbofleld and the chiefs of ordnance and engineers, and the delay in making the, an nouncement is said to have been due to the de sire to select Colonel Wilson's successor as Superintendent of Public Buildings and Grounds in Washington, so that the two ap pointments might be made at once. TO INSTRUCT AUSTRALIANS. Secretary Rush by Request Sends Frof. Shelton to TencliQnoenalander Farming-. Washington, July 18. In December of last year the Department of Agriculture received from the Chief Secretary's office, at Brisbane, Queensland, Australia, a communication re questing the department to nominate to that Government a suitable person to be appointed as instructor in sericulture. Secretary Rusk to-day appointed Prof. Edward M. Shelton, of Manhattan, Kan., to the position, and so in formed the Australian Government Prof. Sheltdn has for many years been Professor of Practical Agriculture in the Kansas State Agricultural College. He has also been con nected with the Michigan Agricultural College, and em-ared in teachinc and -practlclne agri culture under .the auspices of the Japanese Government Secretary husk says ne oeiieves Prof. Shelton is the best man available in the United States for the position, and is confident that he will creditably represent this country. A CHILD TO MAEEY. A Girl of 13 Years to Become the Wife of a Man of 30. Carlisle, July IS. Clerk of the Court Sell this morning granted a marriage license to John Darbro, aged SO years, and Rebecca Nagle, aged 13 years, both of Falrview township. The bride elect is the youngest to whom a marriage license was ever granted In this State. The clerk was astounded at the child's appli cation, but when he was confronted with the consent of the parents, sworn to before Magis trate Wlckersham, he was obliged to yield. They will be married to-inorrow. Toe Troubles of Potentate. From the Detroit Free 1'ress.l 1 This Is the time of the year when no Euro pean potentate knows at what moment some brother monarch may drop down upon him with 200 trunks and a thousand or so of attend ants. It Is nice to be a private citizen. Captain General Salamanca Traveling Havana, July 18, Captain General Sala manca, who had been visiting at Santa Clara, left that place to-day for Cienf uegos and other towns in the same province. He will probably also go to Porto Principe. Gennlne Diplomacy. From the Baltimore Amenean.1 What is dlplomacyTasksan anxious inquirer. Diplomacy, -gentle sir, is the summer resort proprietor who convinces all his guests that they each have the best front rooms in the home. The Exhibit Now Complete. From the Chicago Mews. The Hon. Chauncey Depew has artived in Paris and now there is no longer any excuse for finding fault with the American exhibit at the French capital. Tho Secret of Bis Sacces. From the Detroit Journal. "Talk about" Jay Gould's making money!" said Mr. Shornlamb; "he never made a cent In his life. He waits till other people make it ami then gets It away from them." Leaa Worry About Flaking. From the Philadelphia Times.; Quay rosy as well spend the rest .of the sea son fishing. The fish won't Worry him half ws much as the offlce seekers. THE TOPICAL TALKEU. Mot a Tree In Sight it. Sea He Wanted to Kiss His Wife, Bat Sb Objected Another Umbrella Gone. A Pittsbuboeb who recently returned from a trip to Europe was relating some of his experi ences to a group of relatives and intimate friends the other night, and the recital proved interesting enough to all present, but particu larly so to an aunt or the voyager, an old lady of 70 odd, who had never been at sea. "I think that nothing Impressed me so much," said the traveler, as a burial at sea which I witnessed on the voyage home. The poor fel low who died was a sailor he fell from a yard and crushed his skull upon the deck. The fu neral service took place in the afternoon of a warm June day. It was inexpressibly solemn. fl.-. ..... .. .ulm . .Yia fkhln to .n.4.... UUD wa s IMiui -w vm.w m v ukjr. Hardly a ripple on tne waves, canny a cioua tn the sky. A clergyman who happened to be on board read the Episcopal servico for the burial of the dead at sea, and very beautiful it was. The coffin lay In the middle of the group of his fellow-seamen, with the passengers In a greater circle beyond them. A gangway had been opened in the bulwarks to allow the launching of the coffin into tho sea. "There the coffin lay, with the Union Jack wrapped about it The sea seemed to have grown more calm than ever. It was like pol ished glass. Not a sign of life over it; not a ship in sight, not even a gull or a flying fish to break the barrenness of that great watery desert only the great steamer clearing her way " "But,John," broke in the aged aunt, "couldn't you see a tree, not even a tree!" The irruption of laughter at this point knocked a pathetic situation into a cocked hat. The story of the burial at sea has never been finished. A correspondent very kindly corrects me in attributing the lines: The man recovered or the bite. The dog it was that died, " to the "Vicar of Wakefield." The lines are Goldsmith's, but occur in "An Elegy on the Death of a Mad Dog," the complete verse being: ' 'But soon a -wonder came to light That showed the rogues they lied; The man recovered of the bile. The dog it was that died." ' A friend of mine during his vacation saw a little scene in tho Lake Shore depot, at Toledo, that amused him amazingly. A 'few minutes before a train for the West pulled out an elderly couple came on to the platform. The old man bad a huge carpet sack and his wife a valise, and two or three pack ages. They hoisted themselves into the cars and after stowing away their baggage returned to the platform. It became evident to the few spectators who stood about that the old man was to travel alone, and did not take kindly to leaving his wife behind. They were both Ger mans, but they conversed In English. The conductor came along and announced that the train would start in A minute. Then began a diverting struggle between the old 'man and his wife. He wanted to kiss her. She was determined, as any young maiden coy and dis creet might be, that he Should not. He took her in his arms, but she threw her head back so far he could not reach her lips. He grew desperate, and throwing his arm about her generous waist waltzed with her, now this war, now that, trying to get bis mouth near her cheeks at least, But she was the stronger or the more agile of the two. Whenever he made a direct attack she bobbed under his arm or swayed from side to side so that he could not take aim comfortably. When the cry of "All aboardl" came the two were still involved in the amatory struggle. She saw the train begin to move and cried: "Bun. Adolph, the cars are moving!" and her husband loosed his hold and, with a look of love and anger mixed, jumped onto the steps of the last car. He had the mortification of seeing his comely spouse throw a kiss laugh ingly at him, while the brakemen and travelers howled, ' . Among the impedimenta which burdened a member of one of the editorial staffs of a Pitts burg paper when be started on his vacation tour the other day was a brand-new umbrella. It was none of your seventy-flve-cent-never-get-stolen umbrellas, but a sweet thing with frills around its neck ahd a tassel hanging over its delicate ribs. The handle was upright and un pretending, like its owner. He bad bought it one day when it rained and had managed to never have it with him afterward when he needed it. So it started on the tour with its owner- immaculate and ticbtly rolled up in its original sheath. Last night a postal card reached his brethren in this city signed with the noble initials of the tourist. It said: "Who says I'm not having a of a tuner Hotel took fire last night in room next to mine. Had to get out en desha bille at first, but finally saved everything but that new umbrella." The fate of the average umbrella Is tough in deed. A DECORATED CERTIFICATE Presented the Mother of the Babie AIcKee by Executive Clerk Fruden. WAsnraGTOU,July 18. Major O. L. Pruden, theJPresldent's executive clerk, has presented to Mrs. McKee a very beautiful certificate of the baptism of Mary Lodge, the Infant daugh ter of Mr. and Mrs. McKee, which took place in the White House June L The work was done with a pen, the lettering being in red, black and gold. On the side of the sheet is a bunch of roses, done in water colors, and in the lower corner a pen and ink sketch of the executive mansion. The certificate bears the signature of John Wltherspoon Scott, the ofliciatine; cler gyman, and of the following witnesses: Presi dent Harrison, Secretaries Blaine, Windom, Noble and Tracy, Postmaster General Wana maker. Attorney General Miller and Private Secretary Halford. It will be taken to Mrs. McKee by Mrs. Harrison on her return to Deer Park, ICE CREAM MADE HER A THIEF. A Girl Steals to Get the Delicacy and Eats 82 Worth a Day. Philadelphia, July 18. Mysterious rob beries committed In Hope street between Gi rard avenue and Thompson street were yester day cleared up by Special Officer Henry, who arrested fS-vear-old Katie Devlin, of the rear of No. 1246 Hope street, charged with tho nu merous crimes. When asked what she had done with the $31 she had stolen the girl would only say that she ate f2 worth of ice cream in one day. The Man Who Keeps Cool. From the Buffalo Express. It is observed that the fellow who has his hands full of work doesn't mind the hot weath er half so much as the fellow who has nothing to do but keep cool. Not a Sumlny School Scholar. From the Chicago Inter-Ocean.l The Mayor of Cincinnati, in his proclama tion for Sunday observance, refers to it as "the seventh day of the week.' Whnt Cost Nothing- Worth Nothing-. From the Oil City Blizzard. 1 Men who are always giving their opinions, unasked, do not give away anything of much value. DEATHS OF A DAT. Georgo W. Norton. LOUISVILLE, July 18. George W. Norton, re tired banker, died here early this morning of Brlghl's disease. Ho was a brother or President Eckstein Norton, of the Louisville and Nashville llallroad, and of Judge E. II. Norton, of the Mis souri Supreme Court. lie was born near Kussell vllle. Ky., In ISIS, and came h-re In IS66 to con tinue the banking business established here. He was wealthy and benevolent, having given at one time 150,000 to the Southern Baptist Theological School. " Georjfe Gnlley. Franklin, July is. This morning George Galley, aged M years, of New Lebanon, went to his barn at an early hour to look after his stock. As lie aid not return at breakfast time, a search was made for him. and ho was found lying dead In the hay loft. Be had died from heart disease. A Sear tgoayount-er brother died from the same ltease while-cutting wood. Mr. Galley was a highly respected and wealthy farmer. W. J. Wnodarais. McKusrOBT, July IS. Word receives: here (bis svenlng from Kock Hun, a mining village located on the Monongahela river, states that W. J. Snodgrass. the wealthy and well-known coal operator, who operates the works at that place, died to-day at noon after an illness of a few days. lira. Krltle Schonfhrber. COSHOCTON, July IS. -Mrs. Nettle Schonfarber, wife of David Bchonfarber, of the firm of Dave and Ike." clothiers and shoe dealers, died from paralytic 1 siruke to-dsr.. Her remains will be -taken to Cleveland for Burial. CRAWFISH AND' TEREDO. dnrlne Animals That Do Million of Dollar of Damage How They Endanger Fleets, Wharves and Levee. "The news that the Memphis coal fleet bad been seriously imperiled by the attacks of shrimps seems to be regarded as a remarkable fact," said, Randolph & Haxton. of Yazoo City, Miss., who was at the Planters' this morning, "but to anyone who has paid any attention to the subject of levees and ships it will cause no surprise. Shrimps and crawfish are, all over the world, about the most destructive oppon ents that the engineer who has presented to him the problem of bow to confine a river In its bed has to encounter. Owning a plantation, the existence of which depends upon levees, and educated at the Troy Polytechnic as an en gineer, I bavo studied the shrimp and crawfish problem carefully and am convinced that how to meet their ravages successfully presents one of the most difficult problems to be solved In our Southern waters. ' Mississippi Shellfish. "As a matter of fact, the difference between the Mississippi shrimp and crawfish is small. Both, I believe, are really crawfish If considered scientifically, as the shrimp of the Western waters differs greatly from the true shrimp. But shrimp or crawfish, these animals are the greatest enemies of the levees, even more dan gerous than floods or crevasses. The latter, in fact, are often caused by the honeycombing process of these little animals. They cannot dig through stone and mortar, but everything else seems to give way before their assaults. Living along the banks they dig holes in the levee, .where they make their nests, and often penetrate to great depths. Not infrequently they coaipletelynlerce thelevee, coming out on the land side. This is especially likely to be the case where the land is below the river, and when the levee presents a steep wall on either side. The water sepes through the levee is most seriously weakeued before any apparent damage is done, as the holes are very small, and when a stronc pressure is brought to bear the injured dyke gives way. Millions of dollars would not pay for the damage done by these little shellfish during the last ten years, and the River Commission has to. be continually on its guard against them. ' The Terrible Teredo. "An' animal that Is even more destructive Is a marine worm known as the teredo. This is a long, thin worm, provided with a beak as sharp as a chisel. Unlike the crawfish, which is found in all parts of the world, it cannot stand a very low temperature, but nherever it exists the damage done by it, unless the most careful precautions are taken. Is immense. Wooden ships are always exposed to its assaults, and the copper sheathing, which Is now universally used, is required more for protection -against these animalcule thau against anything else. The general use of Iron ships on our Eastern seaboard has in a great measure distracted at tention from the teredo, which at any rate does not flourish in the cold Arctic current that runs along tue northern Atlantic coast. I should remark, by the way, that the teredo is seldom if ever found in fresh water. A Woodborlng Worm. "But where the water is comparatively warm the teredo still does Immense damage. In the spring of 1S86 a large steamer belonging to the Pacific Mail Company was expected to sail and a heavy cargo was being accumulated on the Aiameaa qock. uuuaeniy, while tne workmen were moving freight, the entire dock collapsed. Fortunately there was no loss of life, but the destruction of property was very large. The pier had been recently examined and had been pronounced safe. An examination was made, when it was ascertained that every pile had been eaten out by the teredo. They bad been sheathed with iron to the point where they ran into the mud, but Investigation proved that the mud level varied with the winds and tides, and that at times the unsheathed bottoms were bare. This was taken advantage of by the teredo to effect an entrance, and soon the wood was reduced to a mere shell. On the outside but a few openings could be discovered, none of them as large as the head of a pin. But on the interior the diameter of the punctures in creased twenty-fold, until nothing was left but a honeycomb. When a heavy load was put upon th6 wharf the whole thing collapsed. Only one kind of wood, the teak, seems capable of resisting the attacks ot this worm, which does millions of dollars' worth of damage every year." St Louit Fost-Dispalch. THE BIG LABOR COMBINE. Secretary Howard, of the Spinners' Ualon, Take Little Stock la It. Fall River, July 18. Secretary Howard, of the Spinners' Union, was Interviewed this forenoon in regard to the proposed alliance of all the great labor organizations, of the coun try, as suggested by the recently issued circu lar of Powderly and others. Mr. Howard said that he had little faith in the feasibility of the proposed organization, as the interests which it was proposed to benefit were often too widely divergent in character to reap the same intelli gent and prompf remedial measures ad might be expected from a less complicated and cum bersome body. The textile workers of New England, Mr. Howard felt satisfied, would not look favorably upon tho proposed amalgama tion, as they were satisfied that a more direct and profitable method of settling wage disputes and obtaining redress for grievances was through the medium of organizations repre senting solely the branch of industry in which they were engaged. "The Knignts of Labor." said Mr. Howard, "are practically dead in New Encland, and I do not believe their former power can be restored. Their mismanagement, or worse, of the recent strike of the Worcester shoemakers destroyed all hope of their future usefulness. This latest movement is a scheme on the part of some of the labor leaders to recoup their fallen for tunes and recover the prestige which they held in former days. The movement may meet with success in the West and South, and, although I express simply my own opinion, I have little hesitancy in saying that the mill operatives will not look favorably upon the plan. The expenses of the executive depart ment of the Knights of Labor was a great drawback. The same obtectlon wonld amilv to the proposed amalgamation, ot tho delays inci dental to the adjustment of matters, and also servo to make it unpopular." Juarez and the Clergy. Crrr of Mexico (via Galveston). July 18. The anniversary of the death of ex-President Jnarez was observed -by the Liberals, who marched 1A grand procession to the cemetery wherein Juarez was buried. Some students in the proces Ion shouted: "Death to the clergy!" "Death to the Conservatives!" TKI-STATE TRIFLES. Buried nuggets of gold, worth (7,668, were recently unearthed in Porter township, Hunt ingdon county. Pa. The treasure belonged to James Hoover, a convict, who died last month in the Colorado penitentiary. Ciiardon, O., has an ordinance .providing a $30 fine or 30 days' imprisonment for "any known pickpocket, burglar, thief, watch stuffer or baseball player" found within the limits of the town. Cybcs Kino, living near Union City, Pa was plowing on his farm a short-time ago when a monster bird came flying past, and, when directly over the team, darted down with won derful force on the neck of one of the -horses. Fortunately it struck the heavy horse collar ana did no damage. Shortly afterward he noticed a commotion among his cattle and sheep. He went to see what was the matter, and found the bird had killed a large sheep and was ravenously devouring it. He went into the bouse and, securing an old gun that had not been shot for years, loaded it, and suc ceeded in shooting the bird through the breast. It was of a species unfamiliar in this country, having a very large beak and long talons, and measured over six feet from tin to tip. It was thought to be a South American bird. The Deputy Clerk of Courts in Lancaster, Fa., was awakened at midnight by a couple that wanted a marriage license. He obligingly arose, went to his offico and made out the paper. Then the couple went to an Alderman's office and were married. Mb. MtTTCHLER, of Glendon, Northampton county. Pa., has a brood of young quail, hatched from under a hen. He took the eggs from the nest of a ben quail killed by a reaper. Abed belt that traverses the Bald Eagle Mountain opposite Lock Haven, between the base and center of the ridge, and which has attracted considerable attention, Is attributed to th6 locusts that visited the trees in that line of their travel. ' A Stbtjbeottllx woman spilled salt In the corn she gave to her hens, and now she has no hens. A "VVheeliko merchant recently received 10 cents by mall from a man In Montana, who said that he had been owing him that sum for 14 .years. Tber merchant had forgotten the transaction, and it was only by going over bis books that he remembered the man as one of "lb.!" former custom eriV.-'" ' -- GATHERED IN GOTHAM. Patrick' New Set ot Kale. tXXVr TOBX BUBZAtX SriCLU.S.1 New York; Julyl8. Mrs. Patrick O'Dowd, of Jersey City, is a robust, sober, thrifty Irish woman.t with a worthless husband. Every night for the last ten months-Mr. O'Dowd has come home drunk and bas abused her. Last night be beat her extraordinarily hard, and sne had him locked up. In a police court this morning, however, she withdrew her charges against him, after he had sworn on the Bible to observe these rules, which she had written on foolscap in a big, laborious hand: "He must agree to behome.every night by 9 o'clock. He must agree to make a living for me. He must take the pledge and keep it. He must promise never to strike me again, under any circumstances. He must earn at least J9 a week and give me to of it." After kissing the Bible Patrick kissed Mrs. O'Dowd, and they left the courtroom together. Cat Hi Throat la a Barber Shop. Bernard Mohar, a 'German batter, 67 years old, entered a down-town barber shop this noon and asked to be shaved. As the barber pulled out the' chair, Mohar walked to the shelf where the razors lay. He picked one np, opened it, ran his finger quickly over the edge and then cut his throat from ear to- ear. All the customers and barbers In the shop ran to the street and shouted for the police. An am bulance was summoned, but before it arrived Mohar was dead. Triplet In a Brooklyn Family. Mrs. John Gathmann, of Brooklyn, gave birth to three children early to-day. All are healthy and perfect inform. Mrs. Gathmann is 33 years old, and has been married ten years. Kescued From Gale and Heavy Sea. The bark Belt brought into port to-day Captain Hage and eight members of the crew of the Norwegian bark 'Cupido. The Cupido sailed from Berwick Head for Weymouth, Nova Scotia, on April. 18. She experienced gales and heavy seas from the beginning of her voyage. On June 25 she bad eight feet of water in'her hold and was sinking rapidly. Shortly before dark the Belt bore down on the Cupido and rescued all on board. Never Too Old Co Do Good. Benjamin C. Weeks, 76 years old, and Mrs. Susan A. Simons, 71 years old, were married in Brooklyn last evening. Each had been mar ried twice before. They first met two months ago at a prayer meeting in the York Street M. E. Church. Mr. Weeks began his courtship at once. Thus it was a case of lore at first sight. A Floating Armory for Legitime. The Atlas Line steamship Allsa, sailing to day for Haytian ports, carried one of tjje larg est consignment of firearms and ammunition that has been sent to Hayti since the trouble between HIppolyte and Leeitlme first began. The Ailsa is a floating armory. She carries a round million cartridges and a thousand rifles. The latter are of the latest improved Reming ton style. With them, Minister Preston says. Legitime can easily put an end to the trouble between him and the rebels of the North. Among the Biggest Bell. The tour great bells which will constitute the chimes in the big Fifth Avenue Cathedral ar rived here from Troy to-day. They weigh, re spectively, 3,000, 1.600, 900 and 700 pounds. The largest bell is six feet high. The bells will be hung in the spires immediately, about 180 feet abore'the ground. If the chimes cannot be heard from this great altitude six larger and finer bells will be ordered by the authorities of the cathedral. COOL SUMMER DELICACIES. Hint on the Proper Methods of Preparing and Serving Them. From the Nw York World. 1 This is the sort of weather for bouillon. which fashion serves in cups of frosted crystal with a slender silver spoon. Immediately after pouring the clear broth Into the cups an inch of shaved Ice is added and the guest is expected to get cool and refreshed. Not so much as a crust Of bread is served with it. Another cold delicacy is asparagus, sent straight from the Icebox to the dinner table on a platter covered with a doily. Cold butter gravy or a mayonnaise dressing Is" served with the plant, which constitutes a course by itself, many ladles using It as a substitute for salad. Fancy cakes are enncbed br the addition of maroons, candied cherries and pineapple disks. A very delicious fruit-basket may be made of alternate layers of sliced pineapple, peach, orange, banana and muskmelon dressed with a cup of wine and powdered sugar. Over the top of the dish a mosaic in fresh berries Is laid. At the fruit shops bouquets of peach leaves are kept for tho customers who like the flavor in tea and who line the dish from which the fruit is served. Blackberries are sent to table In little blocks of ice hollowed out to contain about a teacupful of fruit. The block may be wrapped around with a folded napkin and set on a dessert plate or sent to table in ice cream saucers sufficiently deep to hold the water, if there is gaslight to Increase the heat. Cantaloupes served in halves are delicious filled with punch or ice-cream. Wined melon is made'an individual dish and the servant goes round the table with a tray of caraffes, and claret, sherry or a white wine is dashed over the crushed ice and allowed to flavor the fruit. Sometimes the remnant of a claret or cham pagne cup is used by the hostess, who dresses the fruit and sprinkles powdered sugar or can died cherries over it. The aversion to slicing bread is on the in crease. One little housekeeper In Ninety-third street who is an fait on all such matters, uses a silver bread plate on which is placed a loaf. The guest who abhors crust is allowed to tear out a handful of "soft" from the very heart of the loaf, while the Engllrh lover of well-done- ana-a-uay-oia DreaKs on whatever ne wishes. A jelly omelet Is the dish of dishes for break fast. By way of variation blackberries may be rolled ud in the litrht veliow Trail, for which small olives are used as buttons. In making French pancake pineapple shavings vice jelly will be found very appetizing. $42,137 WORTH OP FRAUD. Such Is the Decision of a Jury In an Iater- I estlns, Lamber Case. Chicago, July 18. After an 11-day trial In Judge Waterman's Court the jury returned to day a verdict in the case of the Troy Lumber Company against A. E. Cartier for 142,137. The verdict was the result of a fraud which the lumber company claimed that Cartier had per petrated in buying tho mill, stores and woods In Lake and Newaygo counties. Met,, six years ago. The company claimed that its assets were worth (200,000. and that they were sold to Car tier for $190,000. The understanding was that the timber would yield 60.000,000 feet or more of lumber, but if it should fall short of that estimate, then Ti 75 for every 1,000 feet short should be deducted from the purchase price. The company and Cartier both chose a man to go through tne lumber and estitaate the num ber of feet of lumber, and the company claimed that Cartier bribed the .appraisers to report a smaller estimate than the true one. The num ber .of feet was placed at C6,6&5,441. and the companv was forced to allow Cartier S77.601 for the shortage. The suit was to recover that amount. A Philadelphia Republican Leadrr. Adam Hill, of Philadelphia, the Rencblican leader ot the Fourth ward of that city, is in Pittsburg, renewing old acquaintanceships and meeting old-time friends. He was at one time a resident of this city. Mr. Hill's political leadership has often been assailed In bis ward, hut bo always comes up smiling and triumph ant after an election. Ho has no fear for the result in Philadelphia this rail. Mr. Hill is ac companied by Mr. T. W. Aitken, chief clerk In the Philadelphia gas office. President Polton a Doctor of Lnws. Boston. July IS. It has just become known here that President Patton. of Princeton, who was a guest of President Elliott, of Cambridge, at the Harvard commencement, received from Harvard University the honorary decree of Doctor of Laws. By some oversight Dr. Pat ton's name was omitted from the official list of recipients of degrees. WHERE MY HEART LIES. Under the sod where the wild grass grows, Under the leafy trees. Where the moaning song of the sad wind flows Like the murmur of the seas. There, where mr thoughts all end In sighs, There1 where my heart lies. Where the lifeless leaves rustle and fall. Wedded to the ground. Where the night bird's coo Is the only call That breaks the stillness round. There, where the spirit of darkness flies. There where my heart lies. The wind blows low, for death holds here Its silent reign supreme. And never the fore of a drifting tear Can wash away its dream; And there. In ibe grave where lore ne'er dies. 'ji "TasTe's where my heart lies. 1 . Sito Orltant Picayune. COOL AHGL0-INDIANS. How the For Easterner Outstrip U In Keeping Comfortable The Tattle In the Bungalow The Indian Dinner Dress Hlot Regarding the Temperature of the House. rWBITTXH- TOB TUX DISPATCH. J To any one who has Bred under the burning suns of India or experienced the hot winds of Australia, it la amusing to listen to the out cry that Is made against the oppressive weath er whenever the thermometer reaches the nineties. And this, too, in face of the fact that no attempt seems to be made to fashion the dress to the season, but rather to accept the condition of affairs as inevitable, and not 1 to be either modified or changed. How can a man expect to be comfortable in this weather when wearing similar material to that which he adopted in the early' spring? And IS It In reason that a woman encased In a dark, close-fitting costume should be as cool as her sister, who dons white and loose ly flttlng garments? The felt has given way to the straw hat, the flannel in a few cases to the linen shirt; hero and there a light alpaca coat is seen, and this Is the utmost change that, it seems, can be arrived attn discount the intens itv ot midsummer heat. What is the inventive American mind at that it cannot succor its suf fering fellows? Perhaps a sensible hint may be gained from the 'Anglo-Indian, who man ages to exist very comfortably under condi tions of temperature not much over the aver ace or summer heat here, with the acknowl edged difference, however, that with him the heat rays are more intense. At night, also, the temperature tan be depended upon to rail to an agreeable point. The Cold Water Bath. The first essential of the day, which begins about 4 o'clock in the morning, is the "tub" or cold bath and shower. Invigorating and refresh ing the body while opening the pores for a copious perspiration during the day. This is a matter or rule and not solely of choice, for only by freely perspiring can the temperature bo maintained below the danger point and heat apoplexy averted. The garments worn consist of the thinnest underwear, usually a combina tion of silk and wool, and white trousers and jacket, the head being covered with a wide brimmed hat or helmet made of pith. Both hat and helmet have the back brim so wide as to protect the neck, for this is the part ot the frame which is soonest affected by the rays of the snn. The head covering is not finished without the addition of the "puggaree," a wide linen scarf which is colored around the top. and falling over the neck and shoulders, affords additional protection against the sun s rays. Men whose occupations bring them mnch under the sun. such as tea planters, collectors and engineers, make as many as half a' dozen changes of clothing during the day; a proceed ing alike conducive to comfort and health. The lining of the pith bat is so fixed as to admit of the free passage of air around the head, and within the crown, for greater com fort. Is frequently placed a bunch or wetted leaves. Black crape, so thin as to be almost transparent, is another favorite material in tropical climes and is never out of place. Comfortable Summer Clothing. At dinner the customary swallow-tail is dis pensed with, and in its stead is now a jacket made on the pattern of a military mess jacket excepting that it is open breasted in con junction with a white vest, making a cooler and more comfortable garment than the former. For night wear "pyjamas," or sleeping suits, are invariably Used. These are made on differ ent patterns and of various materials, but the most comfortable are those made in one piece, with large and voluminous sleeves, and which can be tied up outside or the feet, thus inclosing the body from the heels to the neck, enabling tho hands to be folded away from the lively mosquito, which is still further set at naught by a covering or net for the head where bed netting is not used. The wearer can thns com fortably and securely rest on a close night without any other covering. The means which the Anglo-Indian employs to keep his bunga low or store cool can be utilized, provided a substitute for the grass be found and he is will ing to introduce the innovation, by the owner of tho suburban villa, on the expenditure of a little money. The windows and doors are fitted with loosely woven mattings of cuscus grass, called "tatties," and over these water is poured from time to time by the coolies, thus consid erably reducing the -temperature or the air as it passes into the building, and rendering the transition from tho burning atmosphere with out all the more agreeable. Punkahs, moved slowly to and fro by the attendant "wallahs," squatted in a corner, circulate the moist air throughout the rooms, and so interfering with the operations of the humming 'squlto that she is unable to alight on her favorite feeding grounds, thenasal appendage, and retires in disgust. How to Rcdace the Temperature. With regard to the application of this means of reducing the stove-like temperature of his summer residence, it is suggested to the wealthy Fittsburger, quite free of all charge and without any claim on the patent, to hare a small waterplpe introduced above the windows of his ground floor, and having provided and fixed the "tatties" to allow the water to trickle down them, to be caught and carried In a trough placed on the silL and then experience the relief of luxuriating in a temperate atmos phere, while bis neighbors are madly mopping their brows. There is one feature, however.of Anglo-Indian Hie which, unfortunately, cannot be imitated in this or, indeed, any other country. It is in relation to the multiplicity of servants which surround every household. A family of small means would have a butler, cook, male and female sweepers, dishwashers, knife cleaners, handworaen, punkah boys, a coachmen, or 'gharrle-wallab, a horseman and divers others. But then the cost of a dozen coolies would not equal that of an intelligent colored man here. Work of every description is gotten through as early as possible In the morning, and the routine of meals is as follows: On rising a cup of coffee and some light food is partaken of, and at 9 o'clock the regular breakfast Is served. This generally consists of fish, eggs and various curries. "Tiffin." or luncheon, is had at 1 o'clock, and this is a pretty substantial meal, at which English ale plays a prominent part, and lastly Is the 7 or 8 o'clock dinner, which is elaborated upon or not, as the occasion re quires. How the Jolly Bachelor Lire. This regimen may seem high, but it is neces sary because of the severe waste to which the body is subjected. Tbejolliest Ufa that can be imagined is that or the "chumery," or associa tion of half a dozen bachelors, living together in one bungalow, with 20 or 30 silent-footed, soft-voiced and white-robed attendants ever at hand when wanted, the smooth burden of life's stream untroubled by any of the cares or wed ded bliss (?), aud perfect immuuity from all the hurry and bustle characteristic of life at home, as England Is always called by the exiled Anglo Indian, For thongh in'recelpt of high salaries, and spending their days in an easy, comfortable and inexpensive way, the Indian official Is always looking forward to his "leave." or the time of his return for good to the chalky cliffs of old England. F.J. K. The Proper Thing to Do. From the Cincinnati Enquirer.: Private to the British House of Commons: If you are going to keep a royal family, the proper caper is to pay up and stop kicking. But the only thing which will save your great em .pi:e is to make a Federal Republic of it. COMMENTS ON CURREM EVENTS. Philadelphia Call; Quay is talking "harmony" to McManes. But he is doing it with a club up bis sleeve. Chicago Inter-Ocean: The female baseball club should be suppressed. There Is enough bad playing in the other kind. St. Louis Globe-Democrat: Secretary Blaine never does anything to please the Democrats; hence he is not at all likely to resign. Albant Argus: The Prince of Wales Is re ported to have won 15,000 in cards last week during the Newmarket races. With such abil ity as this why cannot ho provide for his own family? Bostok Olobe: The scandalous sort of jour nalism that Mr, Parnell is unmasking on the part of the London Times would disgrace the vilest sheet that has ever turned up in this country. Washihotoji Post: We don't want to in terfere in such a way as to involve our own country in that Haytian war, but since Legit ime has begun to arm women and' place them in his ranks, we cannot resist the temptation to tell HIppolyte that the smart thing for him to do is to enlist a mouse or two. ) Chicago Times: Gall Hamilton denies that'sho contributed any ot the (Arthur Rich mond letters. When Gail Hamilton makes a denial it must be permitted to go. The only man who ever had the temerity to question Miss Hamilton's veracity is apblcago editor, who is now a wanderer upon the face of the earth. Philadelphia ledger: It Is not quite clear that any great amount of 'British money capital is being invested in the lyndicate pur chases of breweries, iron inillr, etc. A little ready money is required, but as soon as the purchase is effected shares are issued for three or four times the original value of the proper. ty. and Americans are expected .to pay enough for them to :fumih all the capital required. The chief investment' made by the English "capitalists" appears to be "cheek.?' CUKI00S CONDENSATIOBS. , Tom Wilson, of Ashvllle, K. C, has slain 357 bears in the mountains 01 that region. The French have a enstom of visiting he graveyards wherein their relatives are buried on the 1st of November. A company is being formed, with s cap ital of J8,00a000, for the purpose of holding a world's exhibition in Buenos Ayrea. A horse that ran away in West TSen bury, Mass., wasn't caught until it reached a town 23 miles distant, six hours after. A Cossack giantess, who weighs 280 pounds and measures nearly six feet in height, though only U years old. Is on exhibition la Paris. Statistical returns in England show that X here are about 1,000,000 more women than men in the country, and that these are nearly all widows. It has been computed that the average growth of the finger nail Is one-thirty-second of an Inch per week, or a little more than ljs Inches per year. There is a baby girl in Eochester, N. Y who smokes a pipe. She is not yet old enough to talk, but she cries for her pipe as an other baby would cry for milk. Two ranchmen named Wilson recently captured six bison out of a herd of SO or more on Red DeserV Wyo. They were offered $300 each for the animals, but demanded more. Newport, Ky., has four Mayors, and is likely to hare three Chiefs of Police. The muddle in the municipal govprnment btgan when the Mayor left for a vacation, appointing; deputies for his work. At Bloomlngton, 111., an 8-year-old boy named Randolph Neece was arrested the other day. For two or three weeks he bad been stealing horses and buggies in and around the city. He bad been carrying on the business with a high hand, trading horses to playmates for goats, etc Rev. Fr. Paquin, of Ludington, Mich., has his hands both full. Besides attending to the spiritual business of a big parish, he runs a barber shop, has drugstore on the other corner, owns a good farm, controls an interest in a logging business, and numerous other outside schemes. The soap weed is now being ntilized for making soap for market. A factory has been started at Guthrie and Wichita, Kan., where the weed grows plentifully. The pioneers or the plains discovered its use 40 years ago. The root, without any manipulation, is an excellent substitute for a bar of soap. The Egyptians have always been recog nized for their ability in the manufacture of perfumes, but due credit was never given them before a vase containing some Egyptian oint ment was opened at the museum at Alnwick. The perfume it contained still bad a pungent odor, although it was more than 3,000 years old. The Bank of Devil's Lake, Dak., and many of the business menln early days had in use a design for checks and letter heads which was a startling curiosity. A sheaf of wheat stood upright, with a ribbon for a band, and on the band was inscribed: "No. 1 hard. In boo signo vinces." Abovo the sheaf was a silver dollar resting upon its edze, the reference be ing to the uniform price of SI a bushel for wheat In those days. Upon the dollar was pre sented an outline of the lake. Above the dol lar stood Beelzebub with tail revealed, holding scales in one hand and pointing with a spear in the other to the exact location or the city on tho lake. Tho motto, "Give the Devil His Due." completed this odd device. This was printed upon the bills ol the bank. What is described a3 a geological curi osity is in the office of the acting chief clerk of the United States War Department, Washing ton. It is a piece of stone weighing about one pound, 13 inches in length, 2 inches in width, and J inch thick. There is no doubt about its being a genuine stone, but it nevertheless pos sesses the flexibility of a piece or India rub ber. When taken In the band and shaken in the direction ol its flat surface, it will bend backward and forward with a dull sound. This Is what Is known as ltacolumnlte, or elastic sandstone. It is stated that a whole mountain of It exists in Southern Nevada, a short dis tance east of Death- Valley. It is found in Cal ifornia, Georgia and other localities In the United States. Some workmen recently discovered a cave in Franklin park, inthe West Roxbury district of Boston, and-explored it for 100 feet. They discovered arrow beads and other evi dences of occupation by Indians. The sides of theo)rsnInghadthe appearance of being the work or natnre. but within the cave the work or man was plainly seen. The walls were as smooth as though chiseled out, and there was plenty or room for three men to stand abreast. Every few f eetlhere were openings In the sldo of the cave, which looked as thongh they had been cut ouCor the solid rock. Tne ceiling of the care-presented an odd appearance. A series or small boulders hanging from the roof seemed to hare been fastened by mechanical means, and extended the entire length of the cavern. Sheriff Barry, of Missanken county, Mich., had two wags of prisoners In his jail. While he was attending a plug horse race the other day, these two chaps succeeded in getting bold of a long piece of wire. On the end or the wire they made a hook, and after working for about an hour succeeded in Ashing up both the keys to the cells and the jail. They then let themselves out, starting at once for the race course. The gatekeeper demanded pay from, the men, but, of course, they were unable to pnt up the collateral. Not to be dismayed by so small a thing as that, they went to the other side or the grounds and sneaked in. The Sheriff was completely dumfounded when the men presented themselves to blm and re quested that they be taken back to all and locked up. After the races all three returned, affording much amusement to everybody in Lake City. In Leed's "Valley, in the vicinity of Birmingham, Ala., there is a colony composed or a religious sect known as the Shermamtes. There are about 100 families, and a happier, more contented people can not be found in the world. Their religious rites and ceremonies are peculiar. Who founded the society none of them seem to know, bst it is very old. as the fathers and grandfathers of the present gen eration were Shermanites. They claim to fol low the teachings nf the New Testament in spirit and letter, and they believe that only Shermanites will inherit the Kingdom of Heaven. They hare churches aud preachers and worship in a manner similar to many other religious sects. One or their peculiar rites is the washing or feet. A f ootwashlng service is held once every month, at which the preacher washes the feet of every member or the church. The members then in turn wash the feet of the preacher and of each other. Tbev are lndus- drunkenness are unknown among them. The men never cut their hair or beards. WHAT WILD WITS ARE SAYING. Far more billing than cooing is now being done by the summer hotel men. Troy Timet. A Sure Sign De Jinks Do I owe you anything, old fellow? MerrlttYoa can't or you would never think of 11. livening Sun. "Are you fond of fiction?" asked Alpha. "Ob. yes." responded Omega; "the first thing I read when I get the dally paper is the weather pre diction." SorrUtoion Herald. Omaha Doctor There seems to be but little chance or saving your husband's life. Omaha Wife Oh. do save blm If yon can. I appear so badly in black. Omaha World. Didn't Want Company What are your charges, doctor? Three dollars a visit." "Well, we don't want you to come on a visit; but Jnst to stay 10 or 15 minutes." Midsummer Pue. John Digg (to classmate) Well, Jack, college days are over. What are yon going to do for a living? Jack Fastsett Been engaged by Blch & Co. "Whal'for?" "Son-in-law." IV. 014 schoolmate meets Thompson, whom he has not seen for several years. Old Friend-By the way, old man. how did your scheme of aarry lng so yon could have someone to talk to pan outr Thompson Not so well. You see that's what she married for. too. Tern Haute Express. It Will Fill a Long-Felt-Want Cumso I see that Kdlsoa has Invented a machine by means of which a person's face can be seen miles away. ' Mrs. Cumso Oh. how nlcd You'll get one, George, and then when -ire ga to the theater yon can see a man on the street without leaving your seat. Life. 4 MATBE TOtm 2TOTICKD. I caught a string of beauties Op on the North Fork to-day. The finest trout that were e'er palled out But the biggest one got a way I And down ra the mill-pond meadow, . The boys that were making hay, j, -, -i With rorks'and rakes killed 3, 0 snakes- But the biggest one got away! 7. And so lhaie heard of liars s Since Ananias' day; There are Jnst a few that receive tbetr due ' ' Bat the biggest one gets away t - "'! J r - S S'V?' sjommt t rue, d -t V va. I ? I- J - fei sfc rl -k . .. . V . , 'ItJt.J.CUu; " .OkAt tj, 6saa4B& 1 ,' ilH'