PITTSBURG- DISPATCH, ' 'MONDAY; JULY ' 1, f889. hi- itmnfi ttt&rm w tlv f" VJ ESrABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, IMS. J, ToL.44, No. 141.-Entered at Pittsburg Postofllce, , NoTeiober 14, 1SS7, as second-class matter. Business Office 97 and 99 Fifth Avenue. News Booms and Publishing House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street, Eastern Advertising Office, Koom &, Tribune Building, ewYork. Average net circulation of tbe daily- edition of The DisrAXCH for six months ending June 1, 1889, 27,824 Copies per Istne. Average net circulation of tbe Sunday edition of TUX DisrATCn for May, 1839, 47,468 Copies per issue. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. ' rOSTAGE FBXZ IN THE CMTXD STATES. ?S DAILY DisrATCH, One Year I 8 CO $ DAILT DISPATCH, Per Quarter S 00 i' Dailt DisrATCH. Om Month TO - Daily Dispatch, lueludlng Sunday, 1 year. 10 00 DAILY DlsrATcn.IneludlngSnnday.-'m'ths. ISO Daily DiEFATCH,includlng Sunday.l month 90 bUNDAY DisrATCH, One ear S SO Weekly Dispatch, One Year 13 The Daily Dispatch Is delivered br carriers at 15 cenu per week, or including hunday edition, at ' a cents per week. PITTSBURG. MONDAY. JULY 1, ISS9. QTJEEB QUALIFICATIONS. It Is somewhat surprising to the friends of a former Pittsburger to find a peculiar L mixture of attributes attributed to him in connection with the victory of Yale in the collegiate boat race. The NewXork Herald places the credit of the victory with Mr. Eobert J. Cook, and declares: "There is a man who seems to fulfill all the requirements i of a coach. Patient, profound and profane, ) he is also a newspaper man." While Mr. Cook's friends may assent to certain of the qualifications attributed to him, they will certainly -be surprised to learn that he is "protane," and it is no less of a novelty to learn that a development of the powers of swearing is an important qualification in training a crew of collegi ate oarsmen. The Herald's apt alliteration is likely to create the belief that the schol astic athletes are like army mule's, in going best when they arc sworn at. The fact is, however, tbat this injurious impression is rectified by the widespread knowledge that Mr. Cook is as quiet and gentlemanly in his conversation as any man can be; and that tbe profanity exists only in the Herald's imaginative andidiotic alliteration. THE POET AND THE TIGEB. Poetic license is the salvation of rhyme anil the life of the poet, but sometimes it seems necessary to remark that a line must be drawn. A cotemporary poet publishes an effusion in which himself and a royal Bengal tiger appear to play about equal parts, and in which the tiger is spoken of as "bristling his strong quills." If this expression had been introduced for the pur--se of rhyming with "jonquils," the 'c sentiment oi tbe latter word might j use of the first; but in tbe ab jny such floral incentive it is neces .. suggest to the poet that he should overhaul his Cnvier and betake himself to a zoological gardens for the sake of study ing natural history. If he does so he will make the discovery that the tiger has neither strong quills nor weak quills, nor quills of any sort It is hard to tie the poetic fancy down to the prosaic restraint of plain fact, but in order to be true to na ture it is evident that this poem, to in troduce the pointed expression which we have quoted, should have been written either about a goose or a hedgehog. HO MONOPOLY XS XT Much comment is provoked iu the press by the report of a farmers' combination in Indiana, which adopts the principle of deal ing with only one metchant in each town, on condition that he will be content with 10 per cent profit, and will submit his books and invoices to inspection in order to prove that he is receiving only that inarcin on transactions with members of the farmers' combination. This is generally commented upon as a form of combination or monop oly akin to the trust, and containing the same threat to the lreedom of commerce, as the trusts which are formed in trade. But the fact is that the innocuousness of such a combination is shown by its utter powerlessness to prevent merchants from obtaining trade if they are ready to accept an equally moderate margin of profit. All the combination agreements in the world wonld not prevent a farmer from buying his goods from the merchant who will sell cheaper than the one who makes the contract with the combination. The agree ment it simply one which enables the farm ers, by combining, and seenring to a given merchant a stated volume of trade, to ob tain the moderate prices to which they are entitled under snch an agreement. Ten per cent margin is a very comfortable profit on goods. Any merchant who is satisfied to take a less profit will not find any trouble in securing customers. HIQH SCHOOLS AND COMMON SCHOOLS. Judge Miller, of the United States Su preme Court, in an article on the State of tlowa in the last number of Harper's Maga zine, incidentally expresses a doubc whether, under the provisions of the Constitution of that State for the system of common school education, public money can be appro priated to the support of high schools. This question has been raised before, but never by anyone of such high legal stand ing as a Justice of the highest tribunal in the conntry. The point is an important one. Apart from the legal and constitu tional questions involved the common good sense of the country will be likely to agree that before public money is appropriated for education in the higher branches it should be certain that common school education reaches all the children of the land. "When that is done the lurnishing by tbe State of the higher forms of education is not likely to be made a matter of public objection, providing the facilities are equally open to the poor as well as the rich, and the ad vantages of tbe high school reach the entire people instead of a favored class. 2HH.S ABE HEEDED. It is related of the otherwise insignificant Bhil tribe, of India, that, despicable char acter as the average Bhil is, he will not tell a falsehood, even to save bis life. Bills in this country, we have noticed, are rather re markable for their untruthfulness; but it may be that the difference in the spelling has something to do with this. Tbe Indian Bhil will not lie, and it is possible for him to be a good Indian before he is dead. Hin dostan In this regard has the advantage of tbe United States. Here no kind of Indian ever speaks the truth on purpose. If he tots so accidentally he makes up for it by subsequent feats of mendacity. But while we are regarding for a moment this lingular product of Orientalism, the truth-speaking Bhil, does not the thought suggest itself to our readers that he could be utilized in many ways right here in the home of the highest civilization the Occi dent has ever known. There are sundry places where the truth does not flourish in this land. The Bhil might be introduced in theatrical circles, as manager or advance agent; in newspaper offices not as circula tion swearer, perhaps, but as commentator on cranky contributions; into divers pulpits where the spirit of truth appears to be a stranger; into all sorts of walks of life to keep the savor of the salt of the earth fresh. The lowly Bhil would put the highly cul tured among us to tbe blush, aud there would be a revival of truth-speaking that would shake the rubbish out of this Repub lic The Bhils are badly wanted. Let us have tbem. A COMMON OMISSION. The address of Mr. Samuel Gompers on tbe eight hour question, which is reported in our local columns, presents a view of tbe question of surplus labor which is quite common, but which ignores some leading principles of economics. Briefly stated, it is that the greatest threat to employed labor is in the presence of a vast mass of unem ployed labor. To correct this danger Mr. Gompers proposes, by reducing the working hours of the employed, to give the unem ployed a chance to do the work that will be left oyer after the reduced hours of labor. The premises in Mr. Gompers' logic are all right, as far as they go; but they fail to take into consideration some leading factors in the problem. The most important of the omitted factors is that, under a normal con dition of free labor, the addition to the number of tbe laborers is no threat to wages. Besolve the problem into its simplest form. Suppose tbat 100,000 laborers are engaged in producing agricultural staples, and 100, 000 in manufacturing production, and that by exchanging their products directly, both classes are given comfortable subsist ence. Let 0,000 more be given employment on each side so that the production of each class is increased 50 per cent, and what is the result? The demand for each class is also increased SO per cent, and the sum total of human subsistence gains in the same pro portion. Row with the exception that the forms of production are infinitely varied and that the exchange of products are made by means of metal tokens or paper representatives of value, this is exactly what is done by the industries of the day; and it ought to be plain that surplus labor cannot pull down wages except in one or two cases. The first is when the fields of industry are all occu pied; and with farms lying uncultivated in Pennsylvania, no one can claim that to be the present case. The second is that meth ods have been adopted to impose such undue charges upon the exchange of products as to cut down the natural share of labor and force a part of it to stand idle. The latter is exactly the effect of the trusts to which Mr. Gompers alludes in his speech. The inquiry is, therefore, pertinent whether, in c?se of the adoption of the eight hour system, this power would not continue to the extent of imposing the same excessive charges on the exchange of products, and thns reducing the reform to the equivalent of a gift by employed labor to the unem ployed of one-third or one-fifth, as the case may be, of both its work and its wages. The eight-hour day has its strong points both in the social and productive light; but labor leaders should perceive that whatever good can be accomplished in that line is to be obtained, not by playing the game of the trusts, but by securing their abolition. CONTRARIES. Phrenologists are not necessarily blind leaders of the blind. 'It depends upon the way we use what they tell us about our bumps. "Will Carleton says he never wrote poetry until a phrenologist told him his head was constructed on the poetical model. It has been left to Mr. Carleton's readers to dis cover tbat he has never written poetry since consulting the phrenologist. Mr. Carleton made the nsual mistake. He acted in strict accordance with the revelations of applied phrenology. If he had coppered the reve lations, as it were, and played them to lose, of course he would have been a successful brewer or iron manufacturer to-day. Say yon consult a phrenologist and he tells yon that your lump of amativeness is swollen almost to bufiting, that you have little or no combativeness, and that your talents and disposition are such as to fit you for clerking in a drugstore with a matri monial alliance as a side-show, you can almost always betake yourself to pugilism or butchering combined with strict bachelor hood with a certainty of success. In this way the phrenologist may be made to sub serve the best interests of the human race; even as monkeys in a moral circus serve to illustrate the Darwinian theory and at the same time increase the sales of peanuts with in the canvas. It is only the case of Wiggins, the weather prophet, over again. There are men who by watching Mr. Wiggins' bulletins carefully and not forgetting the Signal Service pre dictions, are able to procure for their own use a fine brand of weather devoid of un certainty. When Wiggins and the Signal Service agree in prophesying rain and cyclones fine weather of course is a certainty. And so on. The fact that "the British American As sociation" is publishing manifestos over the Cronin affair proves that our adopted Britons have failed to understand the lesson of that murder. It is that the na tional quarrels and organizations of other countries cannot be imported into this country any longer. If the Englishmen de nounced the Cronin murder as American citizens, the action would be appropriate; but when they denounce it as Britons they need the suggestion that the whole trouble is tbe neglect of the rule that American law and American rights alone must govern this land. The announcement that Eussell Harri son has started "a snmmer bathhouse, 120 feet square, in Helena, Montana, looks as if the son of the administration is doing his best to have everything clean in Montana except its politics. t The slating of Judge Acheson to fill the vacancy on the United States Supreme Bench is very pleasant news to Western Pennsylvania. There is no question as to the Judge's ability and uprightness, and the elevation of a Pittsburg jurist to that high position would be heartily indorsed by the people of this section without any regard to party. Still, we are compelled to classify the report in the category of the news that is too good to be true. - Fboh the way in which Chicago is dragging in the outside territory there ap pears to be an opinion there that by annex ing a sufficient stretch of territory that city may eventually be able to catch Tascott and Cooney. The report that a suit has been brought against the promoter of a corporation for selling its stock under the representation that it was valuable when it really was worthless, is an astonisher. It is even in timated tbat the man may be arrested for floating worthless stocks. This would be a subversion of all the corporate practices, if it were not for the saving clause tbat the corporation was a small one. The Shah of Persia is aronsing a great deal of interest in Europe by declaring that he can cut off anybody's head iu his king dom. If this excites the Europeans, they ought to get acquainted with Clarkson. Mb. Chauxcey M. Depew reports that he told one or two funny stories to the President and left the Executive refreshed and in good humor. After this, of course, General Harrison cannot be ungrateful enough to appoint anyone to fill the vacancies on the Inter-State Commerce Com mission who would make the Inter-State Commerce law unpleasant to the railroads by enforcing it v 'liYE return of the usual Sunday stabbing affray in the West End prettv nearly amounts to circumstantial evidence of the location of a "speak-easy" in that quarter. If it is true that "Cooney the Fox" has committed suicide out West, it must be due to his having lost all hope that the Chicago police would ever catch him and the fear that he would thus be compelled to wander over the earth like a modern edition of the Wandering Jew, without ever getting his deserts. By annexing the majority of Cook county, Illinois, Chicago has succeeded in spread ing herself for the next census. Gekeraii McNulta, of the Wabash road, closed his receivership last week. As he leaves the road in good shape, and ends bis career by receiving a salary of $25,000 a year, it is plain that as a receiver General McNulta is a great success. PEOHjE OF PROMINENCE. Governor Foraker is a graduate of Cor nell, of the class of '09. The town of Dallas, Ore., boasts of a brass band leader whose name is U. S. Grant. Kino Humbert, of Italy, squandered more than 100.00C during his four days' visit to Berlin President Carnot's private railway train, consisting of five cars, cost exactly 400,000 francs. Miss Alia M. Longfellow, daughter of the poet, is an enthusiastic,amateur,photog rapber. Ben Butler's best eye Is now in poor condi tion, and it is feared that he may become to tally blind. Chief Justice Fuller's fourth daughter, Mildred, is going to study law after her gradu ation from Wells College. 'Miss C. W. Bruce, of New York, has given SoO.COO to Harvard University for a photo graphic telescope, to be used in the observa tory. Senator Eustis, of Louisiana, is so fond of Washington that be spends most of his time there during the Congressional vacations. He is to be seen on Pennsylvania avenue dally, at tired in flannel, alpaca, straw bat and russet leather shoes. He is very fond of baseball. A Kansas editor, in drawing a pen sketch of Senator In calls, writes: "Mr. Ingalls is not Terr pretty, bis bair is very gray and be is ex ceedingly thin, and wonld make a good clothes prop or living illustration of the Dr. Tanner theory. Ills legs resemble a pair of breecb loading, single-barrel guns thrust into gun bags. It is a mystery to ns how he manages to carry snch a big head full of l&carat brains around on such an emaciated set of under pinnings." The University of Oxford has conferred the honorary degree of D. C. L. upon Surgeon John 8. Billings, of the army now attached to tbe Surgeon General's office In Washington. Tnls high ana special honor is conferred upon Dr. Billings as a just recogni tion of tbe great work he has performed in his profession. Dr. Billings was a surgeon during tbe Civil War in Grant's army, and since has been in charge of the Medical Library and Mu seum. 0UE L0KD CHANCELLOR. Tbe Keeper ot (be Nation's Great Seal and What Hia Dulica Are. Washington. June 3a The fact that we have a "Lord Chancellor," or "Keeper of tbe Great Seal" of tbe United States, Is probably not generally known. His name is George Bartle. He was born in Virginia, and was ap pointed to a clerkship in the State Department from Virgiuia by Daniel Webster 43 years ago. He is a little wltbered-up old man of pleasantly conrteons manners, as befits a Virginia gentleman of the old school, but so secretive, partly by nature and partly by tbe babit acquired during tbe 43 years of confi dential service, tbat none of His fellow clerks ventures to ask blm even the time of day without presenting blm with a written requisi tion from bis superior officers authorizing him to give tbe information. lie bas sole charge of the great seal of the United States, and the Secretary of State can not Induce him to unlock tbe doors which guard tbat emblem of tbe country's liberties without a formal warrant signed by the Presi dent of the United States. FOR PLEASURE AND HEALTH. Two New Yorkers Spend Tbelr Vacation Riding Across the Continent. Kansas City, June 30,-John Allen and E. H. Piatt, tbe two adventurous New Yorkers, wbo recently started on a horseback ride to San Francisco, arrived here this afternoon. Speaking of their trip so far Mr. Allen said: "We undertook It merely for pleasure and ad venture. We left New York on May 14 and have averaged about 85 miles a day. I think the tide bas benefited my health, although foe tbe last few days we have f ound it disagreeable on account of the beat and dust. We expect to find it even worse on tbe Western plains. we nave me tamo nurses wjtu ns maiwenaa when we started, although we have not been riding tbem of late, bnt lead tbem rather than leave tbem, as they are such good horses." The gentlemen have taken almost a bee line, entering Ohio at Wellsvllle and parsing through Indianapolis and Springfield, 111. They rode from Missouri City this morning. Tbey expect to follow tbe Union Pacific through tbe mountains, and to reach San Francisco some time In October. IT NEEDS AN AFF1DATIT. .Remarkable Bass Fishing by Party of Williamsburg Anglers. New Yore, June 30. Tbe schooner Dread naught, commanded by Captain Hall, returned from Cape May yesterday, bringing a party of Willlatosbnrg fishermen, and the- most enor mous catch of sea bass on record. There were ten in tbe party, which was headed by Commo dore Alexander Balrd. Tbey were fishing just two days and a half, anting which time they declare tbey pulled aboard with book and line over 15.000 sea bass, most of tbem big fellows. Old fishermen say tbat such a catch Is un precedented, and that snch a story from a less reliable source wonld not be believed. Skepti cism would seem to be justified when it is con sidered that to make snch a catch within the time named, each man In tbe party must bave fished 12 solid hours a day and boated a fish every 1 1-5 minutes. GETTING THEIR COMMISSIONS. A List of Annapolis Cadets Wbo Have Be crlred Naval Appointments. Annapolis, June 80. The following are among the naval cadets of the class of 1SS3 who have just completed their final examination and have been recommended to be retained In the navy to fill vacancies: To be Ensigns Robert Stoker, of Minnesota: Elliott tinow. Utah: Benton U. Decker, Illinois) ltenjainln Wells. Jr., Illinois: Halter B. Burke, Illinois: 11. V. Stearns, Iowa: George W J Login, Ohio: Edward Moale, Jr., Montana: Henry F. Uryaa. Ohio; Y. II. llrown, Iowa; CreljrUton Churchill. Mississippi: Clarence M. 8tone, Indl ana: Francis H. Bougbtcr. Pennsylvania. To be Assistant Kurlucers traulc W. lllbbs, Minne sota: Victor Blue, booth Carolina. To be Lieu tenant In tbe United States Marine Corps Her bert L. Draper. CHOICE LITERATURE. Twen.tr Pages of Excellent Reading Illntte la Yesterday's Dispatch. Tbe triple number of The Dispatch issued yesterday was one of unusual excellence. It contained one day's news of the whole world, In the most attractive form, as well as a great quantity of choice literary matter, prepared especially for Its columns by some ot the brightest writers of the day. No better snm mer reading can bo found anywhere than tbat which The Dispatch regularly provides for its patrons. The engagement ot ithe daughter of the Prince ot Wales to the Earl of Fife is tbe chief topic of interest In England. British taxpayers are grumbling at the expense caused by royal weddings, and they will scarcely extend a hearty welcome to tbe Shah of Persic, remembering what his former visit cost tbem. William O'Brien is again running the risk of imprisonment by inciting Irish tenants to strike against their landlords. The strike of the seafaring men of Liverpool Is likely to end in favor ot their em ployers. The official organ of the German Government proposes a partition of Switzer land .between Germany, France and Italy. Egyptian troubles are exciting attention at Berlin. The marriage ot John Vinton Dahlgren and Miss Elizabeth Drexel was solemnized in New York with great pomp. Seven persons are under indictment for tbe murder of Dr. Cronin, and five of them are in custody. The election In the Chicago suburbs resulted In a vote in favor of annexation to the city. Tbe remains of Simon Cameron were laid to rest at Harris- burg. Expert engineers examined the South Fork dam, at the request of tbe Cambria county Coroner. The citizens ot Johnstown are greatly provoked that so many ot tbem still remain without any shelter but tents, and complain that the State Commission is moving too slowly. Dr. McDowwas acquitted of the murder of Captain Dawson at Charleston, S. C. The defaulting treasurer of the Order ot Tontl was lodged In jail, being unable to se cure bail. XI. Fourteen firms have signed the Amalgamated Association scale, and other manufacturers aro expected to do so. The workmen are jubilant. President Gompers, of tbe Federation of Trades, was in the city and talked to a Dis patch reporter on tbe industrial situation. Six thousand people attended theglass workers' plctila at Bock Point. Tbe Pittsburg Cricket CInb's field day at Brusbton passed off pleas antly. The gateway to tbe Allegheny Ceme tery, a snperb work of art, has been com pleted. Rev. M. Carroll gave an account of bis jonmey through the Holy Land. Tbe Pittsburg Club won two games from the Philadelphia scores 3 to 2 and 8 to a Tbe usual amount of sporting news of an interest ing character was given. III. In the second part Frank G. Carpenter gave an interesting account of tbe strange mar riage customs of the Hindoos. Frank Fern's paper treated of the old-fashioned Fourth of July. Kamera gave a graphic picture of every day scenes at Saratoga, Peregrine Quill cave a most excellent description of a fox hunt in Ireland. Blakely Hall wrote of the statesmen ot .England ia his usual entertaining and forci ble style. L. B. France sketched army life'ln Mexico. Morton contributed some pleasant reminiscences of great actors. F.J. Kaye gave useful advice to those about to go to Europe for the first time. The superstitions of turf, men formed tbe subject of a highly interesting article by A. F. Aldridge. E. H. Heinrlcbs contributed a pleasing story; Simpson de scribed tbat new Pittsburg institution, the "speak-easy," and J.H. Young, Mrs. Alexan der, Mrs. Frank Leslie, Rev. George Hodges and others furnished papers well worth reading. In part in Emma V. Sheridan's novelette, "Katie Tempest," contained well drawn charac ter portraits. A report of Mr. Hang Ho, a mythical .Chinese Ambassador sent to this country to study baseball, was full of exquisite humor. Bill Nye also contributed a column of fun. Clara Belle, Shirley Dare and Mary Gay Humphreys discussed a variety of topics in an entertaining way. An Australian correspond ent gave a sketch of life in a mining camp in the British colonies. These were some, but by no means all, of the good features of the great 20 page number. UNCLE SAM'S EXPRESS BUSINESS. More Pnreels Carried In tbe Mall Than by Any of the Companies. From the Washington Post. Uncle Sam is rapidly becoming the biggest express company in the country, and .the United States now carries almost every article which does not exceed four ponnds in weight, and which does not contain liquids, live ani mals, or anything inflammable, or is not In the nature ot obscene reading matter. It used to be a standing joke tbat members of Congress formerly used tbe franking privilege to send soiled linen home. About everything one can imagine, from old towels and damaged overshoes to-gold watches and diamonds. Is sent through the malls. But the establishment ,f "Post Parcel" con ventions with other countries opened up an enterprising field for persons wbo bad consci entious scruples against paying customs duties, and considerable smuggling is now carried on, which it is Impossible to detect. Packages can be sent to foreign countries or received from them, but tbe articles which are prohibited in tbe United States mails cannot be sent by par cels post. Neither can gold, silver, or precious stones. At least, so the law says, but they are sent, just the same. OI course, all articles received are snbject to inspection by tbe customs officers ot the conn try, if they have reason to believe tbat tbe package contains dutiable articles. The same rule applies to letters. If they are regarded as suspicious. But with all these safeguards, there are plenty of articles which come Into the United States without paying duty, and in this new and latter-day method of smuggling, the Government is lending a hand. On that account, however, it does not propose to stop extending its facilities for sending mall all over the civilized world. PONCE DE LEON OUTDONE. A Nevada Mnn Discovers tbe Veritable Fountain of Yonib. From tbe Virginia (Ncv.) Chronicle.: Patrick Dunn, the locater of the fountain of eternal youth, writes as follows to an inti mate friend In relation to his success in renew ing the youth of a veteran four-time loser of above three score years, whom he recently took to what he terms bis magic spring, located somewbere in tbe northeast corner of Storey county, to further test the rejuvenating virtue of tbe water: Tbe test on old Jeff Is succeeding beyond my most sanguine expectations. It is scarcely a month since belert tbe Comstock a venerable, gray-halrea patriarch, wbose form was bowed with tbe welgbt ot U winters, and hard ones at that. For the first two weeks, after bathing him four times (tally In tbe soring, and having him drink copiously of tbe water, bis snow-white beard and bslr began turning dark at the roots, and the wrinkles at the corners orhts eyes and month began to disappear. Bis form Is now as erect and bis step ss elastic as tbat oi a youth or In, and bis enceks are assuming the roseate bue ot perfect healtli, and I am now confident that I nave made the most Important discovery In the history or the world. I will bring old Jeff to the Comstock about tbe mldaie or beptember looking as youthful as a man of 20 years. 1 will make my next test on a 'millionaire, wbo must agree to give me 73 per cent of his wealth for restoring bis youth. ENGLAND IS A SELLER Of American Railroad Securities, Which Aro Promptly Bought Up. London, Jane 30. The continued heaviness of American railroad securities disappointed the operators wbo hoped that the good harvest prospects In America would cause an upward reaction. The feature ot tbe month bas been tbe stream of English selling met by purchases qn American account. New York, Pennsylvania and Ohio securities continue to decline owing to tbe eonclnsion of tbe lease by the company against the advice of tbe English shareholders' representatives. BAPTIZED IN JORDAN'S WATER. An Infant That Passed Through the Flood Christened Yesterday. FROM A BTATT COBBXSFONDXNT.t Johnstown, Jnne SO. Baby Daniel Jones was christened this afternoon by Rev. Edward Carnet, of Vin eland, N. J. The water was fur nished by one ot the Red Cross doctors, and was brought from tbe river Jordan. The Infant passed through the flood, but was saved with all its kindred. The Future Cblengo. From the Minneapolis Tnbane.1 Whon Chicago gets through annexing, Cairo win ie a uowatown wara ana .new Orleans a suburb. THE'NEXT.CEHSDS. Reapportioning (he 'Representatives An Eccentricity or Mathematics Some States Will Gala and Some Will Lose Congressmen No Use for Chinese. cccnnxbroscxxcxor tot DiirATcn.l Washington, June SO. One of tbe most 'curious features of the census of ISOOandone of the most interesting will be tbe reapportion ment of the representation in the House of Representatives from the different States in accordance with the population of each. This reapportionment will not go into effect until March 3, 1803, but the matter will undoubtedly be. brought before the next Congress. Tbe taking of tbe census will likely be completed in December, 1S90. and soon after the returns of population are made to Congress by Super intendent Porter, bills for reapportionment will be introduced and referred to the Com mittee on Census. An effort will undoubtedly be made to hare the reapportionment made by tbe Congress then In session, for many of tbe features are purely arbitrary, and tbe Repub lican party, which will then be in power, may profit by tbe rearrangement. Tbe present membership of the House of Representatives Is 323. This Is in an accord ance with the law of February 25, 1882, con taining the apportionment under the tenth census.1 This will be increased to 830 In the next Congress by tbe admittance or the four new States, one of which is entitled to two Representatives. The law of 1882 provided tbat whenever a new State should be admitted to tbe Union, tbe Representative or Representa tives assigned to It sbould be in addition to the number 825. The basis of representation now is larger than it bas ever been 151,912. If tbe original basis of representation provided by the Constitution shonld be followed now, we would have more than 1,600 members of tbe House, and that body wonld be entirely uncon trollable. From 1789 to 17&2 tbo basis of rep resentation was that provided by tbe Constitu tion 30,000 population for each Representa tive. It was nrovided. however, that anv State -not having a total population of 30,000 should uo enuueu to one representative. .bus for tbis provision of the Constitution still In force, several of tbe States wonld be repre- sonteu omy in me upper Drancn or congress. Increasing tbe Basis of Representation. From 1792 to 1803 the basis of representation was a population of 33,000 based on the first census, which was taken in 1700. During the nextperiod of ten years the basis remained tbe same. In 1813 it was raised to 35,000; under th e next census to 40,000; then to 47,000, to 70,080. to 83.423, to 127,381, to 131,425 and finally In 18S3 to 151,912. The way the conclusions are arrived at is by the introduction in the House of Rep resentatives of a bill providing for a certain representation from each State and by the dis cussion and passage of that bill or some substi tute for it. Several questions are considered in connection with this. Usually a table is pre pared showing to what representation each of of the States would be entitled by an equitable division on the basis of popu lation if tbe total representation sbould not be increased, and showing further what each State's representation would be if certain increases in the total membership of tbe House should be made. At the last census, the official return of the whole popula tion of tbe United States was 50,152,368. De ducting tbe population of the 7 Territories and the District of Columbia (683.271) left tbe Representative population 49,369,5S5, At the time tbat tbe question of reapportionment was taken np, tbe total membership of tbe House was 293. A calculation was then made on tbis plan: The final number of members from 293 to 325 (which tbe maximum membership con sidered) was used as a divisor in ODtaining tbe ratio of representation to tbe whole Represent ative population. Tbis ratio was applied successively to tbe population of each State. Tbis process yielded in the aggregate a number less than tbe number of Representatives originally taken. Tbe difference was made up by assigning to the states having the largest fractions additional Representatives. A Mathematical and Political Problem. When the House of Representatives came to consider this question a curious eccentricity of mathematics developed. On tbe census of 1SS0, by tbe increase of 29J to 294 Massachusetts gained one Representative: by the increase to 295 Louisiana gained one; by tbe increase to 293 Pennsylvania gained one: by the increase to 297 Maryland gained one; by the increase to 298 New York gained one, and by the increase to 299 Alabama gained one. But by the Increase to 300 the development ot this mathematical Saradnx occurred: At 300 Alabama lost the :enreentative she gained at 299, and Texas and Illinois gained one each, but at 301 Ala bama regained tbe Representative she had lost. Tbe case of Alabama attracted so much atten tion at the time tbe reapportionment was under discussion that Representative Cox asked Gen eral Walker, tbe Superintendent of Census, to explain it in detail. General Walker wrote a long letter, which was submitted to Congress, analyzing the operation by wbicb this was made possible. The House was not compelled, however, to meet tbe difficulty, for it was de termined after much debate to increase the total membership to 32a, Under tbe reapportionment that Is to bo made there will certainly be some losses in representation by tbe Eastern States. This is unavoidable under the system which changes the basis of representation every ten years. If, as I said, tbe basis of representation should re main tbe same, tliera. would be a natural in crease In the size of the delegation from each State to correspond with tno Increase in popu lation. But this basis changes every ten years. Those States wbich do not keep pace with their sisters in tbe matter of population must of necessity lose tp the more rapidly growing btates some of their representatives. Ihe largest House before 1863 was under the census ofltSSu, Massachusetts then bad 20 members. Under tbe censns of 1870 she had only 11 -.she now bas 12. New York had 49 members; now she bas 34, Virginia had at one time 23; now she has 10. New Hampshire once had 6; under the census of 1S70 she had 8, and now she has 2. New Hampshire was one of three States to suffer losses under tbe apportionment of 18S2. Maine lost one and Vermont one. Under tbe reapportionment wbich will take place under the census about to be taken there will likely be several losses, and it is probable that tbe representation of New York will be reduced from 34 to 83. Tbe Chinese Don't Count. '" Tbe arbitrary feature of the apportionment developed some years ago when California would bave been entitled under the system which recognizes tbe largest fraction, to an additional Representative. That fraction was about 60, 000, but the House of Representatives took into consideration the fact that California bad a Chinese population of nearly 80,000 lacking the tight oLsuffrage. and this consideration op erated to deprive Cal f ornia of her additional representation. A question which will likely be raised in the discussion of tbe reapportion ment in tbe next Congress Is one that General Walker raised in 1S81, wben the last apportion ment was underconsideration. General Walk er claimed that tbe Alabama paradox was con clusive proof tbat tbe process employed in ob taining the allotment of Representatives was defective, and tbat It did not In fact "appor tion Representatives among tbe several States according, to their respective numbers." He claimed,tllat the remainders left after the divis ions bad been made'should not be used in dis tributing the additional Representatives, but rather the quotients resulting from dividing the populations of tbe States by the increased numbers of Representatives, By this system bo claimed the population of tbe districts formed in the State to wbich additional Repre sentatives were alloted would fall as little below tbe average number for tbe United States as possible; in other words, tbat the districts ulti mately formed from tbe States so Increased wonlcf approximate as closely as possible in population to that of a district formed by divid ing the total popnlation of the United States exactly by tbe proposed total number of Rep resentatives. This suggestion was rejected by tbe Forty-seventh Congress, wliiob passed the last apportionment act. O'Brien Bain. M00DT WITH THE STUDENTS. Lectures Twice a Day nod Athletics In the Afternoon. Nobthmeuj. Juno 30. Three hundred students to-day attended the Moody confer ence of college students, wbich will last until July la Sessions will be held mornings and evenings, 'the afternoon being devoted to athletics under the direction of A. A. Stagg, the Yale pitcher. Rev. D. D. Driver, D.D., of Portland, Ore., Is the leading speakert He delivered addresses last night and this morning on tbe inspiration of tbo Bible. Mr. Moody preached this after noon. Origin of the Fnlao Hair Craze. From tbe Detroit Free Press.: Tbe fashion of wearing false hair, which was all the rage for a number of years, was started by a bald-beaded countess in Paris. Sbobad to hide her baldness, and one silly woman atter another took It as "the style" until the' craze swept the earth. Hnlstend's Lost Opportunity. From the Washington Post. J , Had Murat Halstoad banged his hair more and his countrymen less he might now have been Minister to Germany and a gentleman of much more use to bis nation. ' A Kwerng Season at Hand. From tbe Philadelphia Becord.1 it's the time of tbe year for tbe head of the family to find tbat the boles lq tbe trunk strap are an inch too far apart. THB NBW SOUTH. - It is Rapidly Building Vp Industries of n Sabstantlnl Character. CrfATTANOoaA, Tenn., June SO. The Tradesman of July 1 will pnblish a statement showing the Industrial situation In tbo South as exhibited by tbe number of new industries established during the last three months. It shows that during the past quarter 1,021 new Industries have been established, against 690 In the previous quarter. There were 1.711 new enterprises begun during the first six months of 1889, against 1,290 forthe correspond ing period of the previous year, showing that tbe South is going ahead at a more rapid rate than ever before. What is more significant, says the Trades man, is the fact that the character of the in dustries Is of a more substantial character and is on a much better basis than In previous years. The speculative fever bas been in a large measure repressed, and industries are now being established more in consequence of actual resources and legitimate enterprise than before. Tbe most noticeable feature of the past three months as been the organization of 61 new cotton and woolen mills, against 35 in previous Quarter. Georgia leads with ten mills. North Carolina following with eight. Fifty-two foundries and machine shops were organized, a gain of (even over the previous quarter. Alabama leads m this particular Industry with nine new works, Tennessee, Georgia and Ken tucky following with seven each. Elgbty-two mining and quarrying companies were organ ized, of wbich 17 were In Kentucky, as against 61 in tbe previous quarter. Tbe number of railroad companies organized shows a gain of almost 100 per cent, tbe number for the past quarter being 130. against 65 during the previous quarter. Texas and Alabama lead in tbis re spect, with 2!and20 respectively. -Two hundred and seven wood-working establishments were organized, against 130 in tbe previous quarter. Other industries established In the last three months w ere 7 blast furnaces, 43 oil mills (16 In South Carolina), 11 potteries and 3 rolling HE DECEI7ED 1IR8. CLEVELAND. Jerry Wanted to Name Ills Baby After Her, bnt His Wife Objected. From the Chicago Journal. 3 Mrs. Cleveland never knew when she was in the White House how one of the faithful ser vants deceived her. Jerry Smith, the portly colored man, with the woman's voice, whom every one tbat has frequented tbe White House for tbe last twenty years would know, was the offender. He was a stanch admirer of Mrs. Cleveland from the first, and outspoken was his admiration. Mrs. Cleveland bad been In tbe White House a few months wben Jerry ap proached her one morning and announced tbat aHttle daughter had been born to him tbe night before, whom be meant to name "Frances Cleveland." Mrs. Cleveland expressed some Eleasnre, as It was one of tbe first babies that ad been named after her, and tbe following wees sent a present to tbe baoy. Wben Jerry went home he broached tbe subject of tbe name to bis wife, but she, good woman, re fused to bave the baby called "Frances Cleve land." No amount of persuasion could change her mind. What could Jerry do, soft-spoken, easy-going husband that he was? Mrs. Cleve land bad been told; be could never explain why his wife would not name tbe baby to alter the President's wife. Without guile up tbat time Jerry soon became tbe worst of conspirators. Ho answered Mrs. Cleveland's kindly question each morning: "How is little Frances, Jerry J" by the dubious answer: "The little girl is quite fresh, ma'am." And so Jerry kept the game np, aud it was fully a month after Mrs. Cleveland left tbe White House that be dared to breathe the name "Bessie." as he kissed his little girl. This same Jerry's latest child was a boy, born about six months ago. He was named DanieLso tbat Colonel Lamont left tbe White House feeling quite sure that Jerry's boy bad received his name, although Jerry never said in so many words that be was, as he feared bis wife would tell Mrs. Lamont that tbe baby was named after his grandfather, Daniel Smith. Jerry is a shrewd one. He boodwlnked both Mrs. Cleveland and Colonel Lamont, FROM SHORE TO SHORE. The Northern Paclflo's Connections Reach lag Into New Territory. St. Paul, June 3a T. F. Oakes, President of tbe Northern Pacific, in an interview in this city denies emphatically that his company pro poses to withdraw from its Canadian relations. says they are bulldingrapldly through Montana, and admits that negotiations are under way looking to the purchase of the Northwest Central Railway. "Did you see tbe axtldo in which affiliation between tbe Northern Padno and Grand Trunk roads was predicted?" was asked. "Tbat was great inducement to buy the Wisconsin Central. By that road we got close connections at Chicago with the Grand Trunk. We desired closer relations with that road and have now got tbem. You see by these con nections we have a straight road across tbe con tinent from Portland. Me.. Halifax. Nova Scotia and Montreal on the St. Lawrence to tbe Pacific coast. This gives ns a powerful system of roads." Colonel James McNaugbt, counsel for tbe road, made a similar statement. The North west Central road, which tbe Northern Pacific proposes to purchase, and which is as yet only very partially built, runs northwest from Mani toba, penetrating tbe vast wheat fields of tbe Saskatchewan Valley, tbe finest wheat growing district in the world, and terminating at Ed monton. Wben this belongs to tbe Northern Pac fie and Manitoba it will be extended at once to tbe Pacific coast, wbich it will strike at Skeena Bay. Ibis is what is known as the "Mackenzie route," which was advocated by Hon. Alexander Mackenzie iu the days when bo was Premier of Canada. It Is a very feasi ble route. Tbe Canadian Government bas al ready niado extensive grants to tbe Northwest Central road. RUSSIAN TOBACCO, The Pleasant Weed Grown In Large Quan tities Id tbe Lund of the Czar. From the London (Eng.) Tsbacco Journal.: Among the tobacco exhibits at the Paris Ex position, that from Russia is one of tbe most Interesting. Russia is a much larger tobacco producing country than is generally supposed; and, although for the greater part of very in ferior quality, there are several provinces in the south, and bordering upon tbe Black Sea, that raise some very fair quality suited to tbe manufacture of cigarettes, aud the prices are at present reasonable. Tbe object of the display will more particu larly be to opera up a trade in the Western markets. Every source from which an Im provement in cheaper cigarettes may be de rived Is worth the attention of our makers. The ordinary run of our cheaper cigarettes is far from satisfactory; and quantities of tbe imported Egyptian are decidedly nauseous. As with most things, a larger demand pro duces inferior quality, until a commodity is commercially ruined by Its own success. A Coal Mine In Ills Cellar. From tbe Philadelphia Inquirer. 1 A miner in the Wyoming coal regions, while eating his breakfast yesterday, thought that he beard something drop, and upon going Into his cellar found tbat It .was 25 feet deeper. This was In some rrspectsuppleasant, but It brought him very near tbe coal supply. Wbrre Brave Men Foaaht nod Died. GETTTsnrjito, June 3a Tbe monument of tbe Sixty-first New York Infantry Regiment was dedicated this afternoon. It is located in tbe wbeat field and marks the spot where the command stood during Longstreet's assault of tbe second day. The oration was delivered by Hon. Charles A Fuller, of Sherburne, N, Y. Fnllb In the Dollar Mork From the Detroit Tribune.! The Unterrifled We bave more faith in Cal vln $ Brlce than we would have in simply Calvin S. Brlce. UP AND DOWN. We're up to-day on fortune's hill And free from every sorrow. But In tbe wheel of good and 111 All may be chanced to-morrow. We're up and down as time flies on Now ease, now hardest labor No millionaire can safely frown Uoon his lowly neighbor! BIches take wings the man of wealth May meet with sudden losses. While be wbose only store If health May ride behind bis horses. Then do not slight tbe tolling poor. For labor ne'er disgraces, And though your fortune seems secure Some day you may change places. God help ns all we're poor at best Dencudent on each-other Though crowned with ease or sore dlitrejJ Weak man Is still man's brother. Then when on fortune's top we stand, No 111 our state attending. Let ns extend a helping band To those about dcsccndlug. i -JV6V Smith in few Xork HVfl AMONG THE STARS. The Son Approaching tbe Earth Spots cm Old Sol Morning and Evening Stars Jupiter dad His Bells Phases of the Moon. IWBITTIN TOR TBI MSPATCH.a Old Sol made us his longest visits last month, and he is now moving southward faster and faster, his declination decreasing from 23 04' to 18 07' during this month, while the day shortens by 41 minutes. To-day the earth Is at that point in her orbit at which she is farthest from the sun. She Is nearest about January 1,'the difference in dis tance on tbe two dates being about 3,100,000 miles, or one-thirtieth of tbe whole distance. If tbe axis of the earth were perpendicular to the plane of the orbit, instead of inclined 23s 27' from the perpendicular, we sbould have no seasons on the earth except those due to her varying distance Irom the sun, and tbe minute changes in the absolute amount of beat the sun radiates. AH over the world it would be a few degrees warmer abont January 1 than on July 1. As it Is, the extra heat In January goes to mitigate the Northern winter and make tbe Southern summer hotter; while in July the Northern summer and tbe Southern winter are colder than tbe corresponding sea sons in the other hemisphere. An Unexpected Sun Spot." A large sun-spot, visible in a small telescope, was reported on the solar disk a few days ago. This is something unusnal, as the "maximum" of sun-spou will not occur till 1893. The num ber of spots on tbe sun is periodically variable, there being the greatest number every H years; midway between these maxims there mav be months without a single spot showing itself. R. A. Deelina , , tlon. Ulses. Transits. Sets. July S..7h.00m. 22 ' 4.57 1SSI A.M.7:M r".M. July 15..7u.4Im. :i2 SrfH I2SSA-lf.7:Or.M. July 25..8h.Ilra. W32T 8:13 12.28 A.M.7:39 P.M. Mercury is morning star throughout the month, and may be been in tbe early morning a few days before and after tbe 12th, a little above and to the right of tbe sun-rise point. He reaches his greatest western elongation at 5 a. it. on tbe 12th, when be Is 20 47 west of the ran. His apparent diameter on this date is 7".6 and bis distance from us 79,753,000 miles. Tbe phase is about half moon. K. A. Declination. Rises. Transits. July 5. .51). 39m. 19 2V nortli. 3.50 A. Jf. 11.-01A.X. July 15..6h.ltm. 21" zy north. 3:36 A.M. 10.MA.X. July 23..7h.21m. 22" V? north. 4 .OS A.M. 11:27 A.M. Venns as a Morning Star. Venus is also a morning star, shining un rivaled in the eastern sky, and maintaining ber sway until long after the fainter stars have disappeared before the approach of the rising snn. She reaches ber greatest elongation west, 45 41', on tbe lOtb. at 4 A. M. On this date she Is 65,564,000 miles from tbe earth. Tbe pbase Is about balf-moon. Tbe apparent; diameter of Venus decreases during the month from 26" to 19". It. A. Declination. Rises. Transits. July S..3n.47m. 121' 2:10 A.M. 9.12 A, M. July I5..4h.20m. Knr 2aT2A.M. 8:11 a.m. JulyS5.,sii.osm. 1SW 1:58 A.M. 9:14 A.M. Mars is morning star, but still too near tbe sun to be seen As the orbit of Mars lies much nearer to us than the orbits of anv of the other superior planets, he moves at more nearly tbe same speed and bas more nearly tbo same distance to travel as tbe earth, so that they keep together or separated for a long time, and therefore it will bo many months before- Mars will be around far enough to be well seen. His apparent diameter is 4". About midnight on tbe 27th of the month Mars and Mercury will be id con junction. Mars being 14' north of Mercury. Jupiter, the prince of planets. Is now at his best. He rises In tbe early evening In tbe southeast, and remains visible all night. He may easily be recognized low In tbe southeast in tbe earlier part of tbo evening, or in the south about midnight, as be Is much brighter than any of the surrounding stars. Although visible all night, be is technically evening star, because, having passed opposition last month, he is less than 180 east of tbe sun. His appa rent diameter on the 16th is 44" and his dis tance from the earth 394,810,000 miles. Jupiter's Jeweled Belts. The belts of Jupiter are easily seen with a small telescope wben the planet is so well situ ated as now. Tbe satellites may also be watched, and with a moderate sized telescope their eclipse in the shadow, of Jupiter, their occnltatlons or disappearances behind his disk, and their transits across his disk, may he ob served. The eclipses of these satellites fur nished tbe first determination of the velocity of light. The period of rotation about the planet was accurately known for each of the four satellites. Three of tbem are eclipsed at every revolution, and of course these eclipses occur at regular intervals, so tbat. If tbe time of one is observed, the time of any fntnre one maybe easllv computed. About the year 1675 Roomer, a Danish, astronomer,, noticed tbat the eclipses occurred Its' 36" later wben Jupiter was farthest from the earth than when be was nearest. The only way to account for this was that the light occupied the 16' 36" In going tbe extra distance wben Jupiter was farthest away. Tbis extra distance was twice the diameter of the earth's orbit, or about 185,000, COO miles. Dividing tbis distance bv the num ber of seconds delay, we get 185,700 miles as the velocity of ligbt per serond. Tbe velocity bas since been determined in several other wars, and this result shown to be correct. A little careiui watching and patience will enable the amateur with a moderately good telescope to see some of the eclipses and occul tations. If a satellite is noticed near tbe planet it should bo watched to see if It is approaching or receding; If approacblng.it will disappear behind tbe planet s disk, afterward to come out of tbe shadow on the other side a little dis tance from tbe disk. IS. A. Declination. Xlfses. Transits. July 3.. 181i (Win. 23"- 18' south. S Ur.it. 11:11 r.M. July 15..1811 03m. 23 2W south. B;1C p.m. 10.47 p. u. July 25..1T11 SOm. 23 22" south. 3.28 r.M. 10.03 1'.M. fen turn and Uranus. Saturn is still evening star, but bas gotten too near the sun to be well seen. Uranus is evening star, and lain quadrature with tbe sun on tbe 8th, which means tbat be s 90 east of the sun. He is scarcely visible to the unaided eye, buf may be found between the first magnitude star Spica and Theta Virginls,a star a few degrees northwest of Spica. He Is about one-sixth of tbe way from Theta to Bplca. It. A. Declination. Transits. Sets. July S 13h. 07m. 8 28' south. S.30F. M. 12:11 Julyu .... ,13b. Mm. 6"3rsoutn. i.si r. t. July 23 ;13u. OtSin. 86' south. 5:13 p. M. 11:32 10:54 Neptune Is morning star, rising two ortbree hours before tbe sun. He may be found about 6 south ot the Pleiades. B. A. July S 4h. 07m. July 13. ... -4)1. COra. July 23. 4b. 10m. Declination. IV W north 10 20" north 19 23 north Neptune Is in conjunction with Venus on the 15th at 11 P. M.. Netunc being 1" 48' north. The planets will be near together on the next morn ing. The moon's phases will be as follows: First quarter July s, 00:13 A. H. Full moon Jnlylz, 4.01 r. M. Last quarter..... -JulylS, 2:44 r. w. New moon July 27, 7:00 r.M. She is nearest us on tbe lltb, at 8 p. Jf., and farthest on the 24tb. at 11 A. X.; in conjunction with Satnm on tholst: with Uranus on the 5tb; with Jupiter onthelitli: with Neptune on the 22d; with Venns on the 23d; with Mercury and Mars on the 2Cth, and again with Saturn on tbe 29th. Beht E. V. LUT1T. TRI-STATE TRIFLES. Moliik Matches, the pickpocket, has been sent to prison in Ohio on his thirteenth sen tence, and wbat hurts .him Is the fact that he was arrested by a constable. A JIokoantown man bought a lot of old tlnwjfe at auction, for which he paid 15 cents. Accfie pot Included in the purchase con tained 128 buzzard dollars. Brill rirfiBT Waltebsok, of Jefferson county, Ohi( carries in bis pocketbook a piece of bis seal J which tbe Sioux Indians cut Irom his heal when he was out West. VS Newville. Pa., a few; days since, while the tlefmometcr marked 92, a confectioner who V as running an icecream ireezer got nis nana .aj41. r. nY !, a 4 la foa M4a tvurl va sbadly fros.ed that it is bandaged yet, Joe NxcxXT, one of theaccusedtmnrderers c Farmer Umberger,' is acting as leader of a Aolr formed by the inmates of Somerset iounty jail. Gzoboe Dakxer, of Manbelm, Pachas a hen plate stove once owned by Baron Stiegel, H founder of tbat borough. It Is 120 years old and weighs CIS pounds. On the front is a rural scene of a house, trees and a watch dog. Mrs.Johx Gehas, a stout woman of Ma banoy City, Pa.," spanked Grocer Goodman with her sboe because she thought be bad overcharged ber boy for potherbs. The court fined her U cents, id addition to the $30 costs. A TiTUSVixLi. paper tells of a novel wed ding tour. Tbo young man, wbo conld not leave town, purchased ?3 wonh of tickets for the raorrj-C-roun('. and tbey proceeded to ride to their hearts' content. The Easton Argus says tbat Clarence Davis, of Bordentown, while whittling a broom handle, found alady's plain gold ring embedded in the wood. How igot there is a mystery. - CUMODS COKDEKSATIOBrT A raflsh 25f inches aronnd,was exhiM itea ma ctner day in a store at winter uavenjl F 4(4 A cat at Port Jervis digs angle. worms,'! and after biting them Into small pieces feeds them to young canary birds. $5-- A Fishkill man has a cat whichfii, "death on snakes," having killed and brought. nome six or. me reptiles tnts season. The total number of theaters knawnttoj have been actually destroyed by fire during the past 13 years is 14L The lulled reached, the. lOtai OI 2,210. An old horse which is very much prised! by Its owner, a Georgia farmer, is unable tel grind its food, owing to its teeth having worol very smooth, and so tbe wife ot the larmerj cooks special aisnes for it. Ia attendance at the funeral of MrsA Hayes at Fremont, O., were 21 out of the 24 peSJj sons who were guests at the white House on De-1 ceniber so, 1877, wben Mr. and Mrs. Hayes celo-9 uraieu ineir suver weaaing. A Charleston 'druggist advertised tbat tbe milk of a cocoanut would remove freckles,! and 4.000 of tbe nuts were sold at retail in two days to women folks. He got a commission oaf an saies. xne irecaies stui auiae. A Cincinnati saloon keeper the other day paid 1 for a sealeu envelope containing directions tbat would enable him to sell morse! beer. Wben be opened It, he found on a small v card the words, "Don't sell so much froth." "Jff "William J. Hilton, a wealthy and mi- serly merchant of Franklyn. Ky., placed a nail V? keg containing J30.CC0 in greenbacks and 4 perv cent Government bonds upon a fire a few days ago, and laughed joyfully as he saw the flames devour the paper. Family troubles aud busi ness cares bad turned his head. ' An Albany syndicate has purchased the Durant tract of land in the Adlrondacks, paying 600,000 for it. Tbe tract embraces 3X9, 000 acres, and contains 570,000,000 leet of spruce lumber. It is stated that the object of tbe syn dicate is to make a corner in tbis lumber, which is much used In making wood-pulp. Joseph Conkliug, aged 83, and Miss Maria Edwards, aged 73, were married at Port Jervis, N. Y., the other day. Fifty years ago tbey wanted towed, bnt the parents of the "girl" interfered because Mr. Conkllng was not well off In worldly goods. Mr. Conkllng is now "well fixed." and there is no doubt bis ability to provide a home for his bride. r A famous naval dog is attached to the United States ship Adams. He belongs to no one in particular, but to the ship in general. He has seen service in all quarters 'of the globe. On one occasion, wben the vessel was out of commission for months and repairing in the dry dock, be betook himself to tbe re ceiving sbip, hard by, but promptly reported for duty when the Adams was again ready for service. The old elm tree, withered and dead in . the top from old age, wbich stands at the"en , trance to the south approach to the State Capitol at Harrisburg was spared from de struction years ago at tbe request of General Cameron, who had taken a liking for it and ; naa asaea tnat it snouia De leit untoucnea f UUUUK UU lUeUlilC XIO ffaS HI V-IUG9k IU - pleading-for the tree that his wishes were re- spected. , A man named Eobert Brown is cred- , itcd with having recently killed a bear in a pe- ' cuiiar way when about five miles from Edge- - i wood, N. Y. The animal was feeding on soma berries when Brown first saw It. Taking oft his coat, the banter crept stealthily up to with in "throwing" distance, wben be covered the brute's head and face with a garment. Before) brnin could free Itself from the unwelcome covering. Brown bad got close enongh to get his fingers around its throat. He squeezed hard, and the bear slowly but surely suc cumbed to the killing pressure and fell dead at the hunter's feet. So goes tbe story. A Brooklyn horse lately suffered an, in- jury to one of his feet, and for some time trav eled on three legs. Finally the wound was per fectly healsd, but still tbe animal refused to -put that hoot to the ground. A veterinary surgeon was called In, wbo made an examina tion and then pronounced it simply a case of nervousness. "Strap Up the other bind foot and you'll see," be said. Tbis was done, and tbe injured foot was thus forced into use. It did not take a block's travel to show tbe hore tbat bis nervous fears were groundless, and wben tbe strap was removed he trotted off squarely on tour feet. A rapid knocking upon the outside door of the guard bouse of a convict camp, near Atlanta, Ga., at 10 o'clock the other nigni - wassn-cNiasuaLsonndand-aroused tbe guard and prisoners. "Who's that?" called tbejroard. "It's me, an escaped convict;" Tbe "tlbor was opened and there stood a young white man who had escaped from the camp a year ago when a storm blew down the prison. He was Invited in, and was soon asiep with tbe usual chains' about bis reet. Tbe (tfaln of the camp tells tbe following storyymgf convict stated to the guard tbat be Wo bettertburden, dodging nfflffpn and fpartnv wjn In thai f,a While running r ' ,, . starvedto death and batlj -.er in a fioi16vr"- winter. He pi -nlng abont i, W,JV? life he had beel i -.-' ? c,0k by 4 work, and there u com0.. Hetelli -i me camp." a wo my wife A deal underta- 'V?l 3- l vnfi was awaxenea one nion. t ar ba3L "l a lond voice savinsr. "I wauv. .. ""SiToV- the rest of the story thus: "i17 "" f is N who said she had heard no o-. went around to tbe store, and still -anyone, and went back to bed. AIon . noon, pld man Joseph 8 and four or five of i relatives, all young men, came to tbe store. Joe said be wanted a coffin for his little boy. I got It and we agreed upon the price, and I then began to trim tbeconin. joe went out, and T asked one of the vounc men at wbat time the boy bad died. He said 3 o'clock this morn ing. Had he ever been in my store T No: but be saw a man buried In a cofiln tbat came from here last week. "Well," I said, "he came and knocked on the door and waked me up at S this morning and said he wanted i. coffin." Now, my wife, who had good ears and was very easily waked, heard nothing. A few days later I was called again at 4 a. M. In tbe same way, my wifntipirinirnothlnir. I eot ud again and went to the store and found no one. At 8 o'clock Dr. Y. called and ordered a coinn lorairs. 14, saying that she bad died at 4 o'clock. Thought lessly I spoke of these two calls and there was considerable talk, and tbe spirits ot those who died afterward stopped calling. , FUSSY MEN'S FANCIES. i Mettlesome. I showed 'em the mettlSl was made of. r "Wbat did yon do that for? Hadn't tbey ever seen brass beforer" -Harper' .ffainr. -- It "Was Perfumed. First Cadet Did you ever smell powderr - -' Second Cadet Yes. r" Where?" fc On a Vassar girl." San francitca ArgvJ& No Alternative. Uncle Peleg (to tote! clerk) Mo, sir, I don't stay In no hotel wbar ' can't blow out the sabs. Haeow in thunder d'yt think I'm goln to sleep with a light burntn'f Boston .Record. . Mother-in-law This is a pretty time i night for you to be coming home. My daughter boiling with rage. ' Son-in-law Boiling, Is she? Maybe after awbi she will learn bow to cook If I keep on coning home late. Teias Sifltngt. Science Always Beady. Caller Doctor, Mr. Dlvine,"tbe muscle reader, fell Into a sort of trance a little while ago and we cannot 'arous him. Is it catalepsy or death? w Doctor (a great scientist) Bring niehls bes and I'll soon ten yon. Act xork Weekly. "Vu Story of a Good Girl. Clara They Jell mc that after your quarrel with Charles be wanted to break tbe engagement asked for his ring, and all that. -W- . Louise Not at all. m7 dear; 1 may be somewhatVJ injured, but I'm still In the ring. Chicago Jour-i nal. Safe from Exposure. "I am from J Louis," said a young man, as be registered at' l.-hlcaio hotel. "Oh. welL"- said the clerk, compasslonaterf? "pnt your address down as New Xork. Yoar awful secret will be safe with me." Uarptr'1 JssV tar. - Unwelcome. Peddler Beg pardon, ma'am, but I am agent ior ur. n eeacr;s i sspi Koot Bitters, ana I'm sure ii tue meroDtrs or 3 family would try them they would soon, have nntst appetites sflME Lady at Door (severely) This, sir. Is a Boarding bouse. iteta xors ncttiy. gffjg., THE WAIT. Or THE BTAXVVXa COLLAB. Alas for humidity, 75 Lack or rigidity Under the sun. J On, It was pitiful, V....hAl..1hrfnl . -... W.J...., . Not a starched onel .LI. Clotnter and Faniiiur. The "Fourth" in the Country. Marv!J (toherbeaul-Oo'wayfromme, Ueorgo'Tfceiftasiy -vnu'vft heendrlnkinr. VSSWAJb ma Ueorge Thomas aothln j but tele) po&r to melons! & ilary Ann (who bas been watting for btatesvy for some time Pop It la then, bat dea'tlle folks bear you ao lv.icxa ayiHigi; fSLJW :s.Hh 'ouraB tbeJB tHHB B isflK . 'aiaaaat W K ypp