KSfl r W 'WKft ' :aJBiJ'' fcjf "r. FS? 55S?f55lf7"W Mj'Krff TO!T'C: i:T5W''jp!g'PP 77' gjgsa Wlje Bippttl. 12STABL1SHED FEBRUARY g, 1S46. vol. 44, o.l!2. EntereCatrittsbnrgrostofflce, November 14, lbS7, as second-class matter. Business Offlce97 and 99 Fifth Avenue. News Booms and Publishing' House 75, 77 and 79 Diamond Street. Average net circulation or the dally edi tion of The Dispatch for six months ending Juno l,lSb9, 27,824 Copies per Issue. Average net circulation of the Sunday edi tion of The Dispatch for May. 1SS9, 47,468 Copies per Issue. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. POSTAGE TT.EE IN THE TTNTTED STATES. Daily Dispatch. One Year 8 00 Daily Dim-atch, rer Quarter 2 00 Daily Dispatch, One Month 50 Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, one year 10 00 Daily Dispatch, including Sunday, per quarter. 250 Daily Dispatch, including Sunday, one month.... 90 ECJfDAY DisrATcn, oneyear 250 EEhLY Dispatch, one year. 1 25 The Daily Dispatch U delivered by carriers at )5cents per wceV, or including the bunday edition, si 20 cents per week. PITTSBURG. "WEDNESDAY, JUNE 19. 1SS9. AGAINST PROHIBITION. The most salient lesson impressed by the returns from the vote on the prohibition amendment, is that, as The Dispatch said before the election, all the prior esti mates as to the result were the merest guess work. The actual vote shows that the out come was an unknown quantity. Some sec tions considered certain to vote for prohibi tion hare gone against it and rice versa. Some have surpassed all the expectations of the Prohibitionists and others have fallen short; while the strongholds of the opposi tion to the amendment, Philadelphia and Allegheny counties, go more solidlyagainst the amendment than was expected even by the anti-prohibition figures. The preponderance of the vote against the amendment in the large cities indicates that it has been defeated by a decisive majority. Further returns from the rural districts may cut down the majority or may increase it so that the statement of actual figures would be futile. It is sufficient that the present figures indicate that while the prohibition element has made showing of creditable strength the verdict of the ma jority of the people is against the absolute prohibition of the liquor traffic "With this verdict recorded, one or two facts are worth setting down. The first is the fact that the enforcement of the Brooks law has done much to accomplish this by convincing the public mind that the strict enforcement of high license will not only much diminish the evils of the liquor traffic as compared with the time when anyone could start a saloon, but will perhaps do more in that way than could be done by a constitutional prohibition which might be evaded and might in the large cities be ignored altogether. It is not a violent sup position that enough people to turn the re sult, with the success of high license before their eyes, either stayed away or voted, not for free whisky, but for the practicable and strict measure of regulation exemplified by -tbe-prcscntlaw. Prom this fact it should be plain to the liquor interests that their interest is the same as that of the public, in a strict en forcement of the license law. If they sup pose that yesterday's vote means an unregu lated and unchecked liquor traffic they will find out their mistake. Their best interests, the stability and permanency of their busi ness, and their public reputation, all bind them to the platform on which the result reported elsewhere was secured, that of high license under strict regulation. Pennsylvania chooses high license instead of prohibition; and the interest and credit alike of the majority lie in the practical de monstration that the choice was wiselv made. AN UNWISE COTJBSE. The report comes from "Washington, by way of the telegraphic columns of the San Francisco Call, that the Department of the Interior is contemplating the reopening of the land grant decisions made by the last Administration, in the Guilford Miller and other similar cases. It is to be hoped for the credit of the Administration that this report is not well founded. The decisions referred to came nearer to giving the actual settlers an even chance as against the land grant corporations, than any other action of the Executive for several years. To have these decisions reopened and to give the cor porations a new chance to dispossess the settlers, in the first year of this Administra tion, would go further toward justifying the assertion that the Republican party is favor able to corporations and land grabings than any other act could do. Both for the pub lic interest and as an act of mere policy, the Administration should refrain from any such act in the interest of the land grant corporations. WOMEN AT THE POLLS. "Women have taken a very conspicuous part in the campaign which ended yester day. In fact, most of the credit for what was accomplished by the Prohibition party is due to the women. At the polls yester day in many parts of the city women were to be found working for their party with all the enthusiasm of the most spirited ward worker. "WLat their arguments-and their mere presence at the polls accomplished for the cause of prohibition will never be known exactly, but they must have had considerable influence upon some of the voters. As far as the early reports of the election show we are glad to notice that the women were accorded a full measure of fair play in their self-appointed duties at the polls. Hot only were they unmolested and shown every courtesy, but in some in stances the men there in the interest of the Anti-Prohibition party assisted them in putting np posters and arranging tickets. The men who remembered their bounden duty to be courteous to women at all times and in all places, did nothing more than their duty. In times of political excite ment, it is not always safe to depend upon the best instincts of man keep ing the upper hand all through the fray; but yesterday's experience does not support the argument that the presence of women in politics would subject them to actual con tact with disorder and discourtesy. The last hours of a stubborn, though seem ingly hopeless, battle for prohibition happi ly have not been marred by any scenes of "disorder, and the first appearance of women ns workers, if not voters, at the polls has had a favorable effect in every way. NEW YOKE'S AMBITION. "With the excitement resulting from the catastrophe at Johnstown somewhat allayed. it is to be observed that the New York press is still urgently claiming the title of that city to be the site of the great "World's Fair, which in 1892 is to commemorate the dis covery of America by Christopher Colum bus. Their persistence is commendable, and it must be admitted that New York has within the past few weeks done much to improve its position as the claimant for that great show. In the first place,New York is unques tionably the chief city of the New "World, which Columbus discovered 400 years ago. In that character it ought to be able to make the "World's Fair a success, and in some features it has improved its ability since the Inauguration Centennial. Mr. "Ward McAllister is understood to be re tired to private life. Mr. Stuyvesant Fish is hancing on so grimly to the profits of that disreputable ball that he is not likely to be again prominent in the management of another affair. If this process of retiring the prominent figures of the Centennial of last spring is continued for the next four years, there is every prospect that the World's Fair at New York in 1892 might be a success. But it is to be remembered that the mem bers of the Legislature and the Board of Aldermen are still at large. "When New York corrals all the prominent figures who made the Inauguration Centennial a holy show, in idiot, insane and inebriate asylums, then its title to Centennial of 1892 will be undisputed. BEYOND CITY LINES. The City Engineer of the Northside is quoted as faying, with regard to Colonel Merrill's letter, that Allegheny City has no mills along the Allegheny river which would be aided by the proposed dam; that its upper river port is occupied by railroad tracks; and that "Allegheny don't want the dam, I don't think." This is such an exceedingly narrow view that we hope that official's remarks have been incorrectly reported. It would be ab solutely silly, if it were not evidently an expression without thought, to take the view that Allegheny City is not benefited by improvements, the direct benefits of which fall outside the city limits. The shallowness of that idea maybe perceived by imagining the prosperity of the indus trial community of these cities outside of Allegheny to be wiped out. Everyone can see that Allegheny's prosperity would be wiped out with it. It will take very little reflection for the Northside people to see that their city is only a political division of the single in dustrial community at the junction of these rivers. "Whatever aids the industrial pros perity of the community will aid Allegheny. If anything hampers the work of our mills and furnaces Allegheny must bear a share of the loss. It follows from the nec essities of the case that if the new dam will benefit the industrial interests of the whole community, Allegheny will receive a share of it proportionate to her share of the popu lation of both cities. It is certainly to be hoped that in the dis cussion of this matter we shall hear no such shallow views as that Allegheny is not in terested in having the river improved be cause she his no mills along its banks. BSICE AND BSYCE. "Within a week the Democratic party or ganization has passed under the control of Calvin S. Brice, and the Forth American Review has been turned over to General Lloyd S. Bryce under the rule of the late Allen Thorndike Bice. Both men are being talked about a good deal, and the press is full of paragraphs concerning their abilities and prospects. The similarity of their names seems likely to produce some confu sion amonc politicians and literary men. For instance we can readily conceive the possibility of a Democratic politician writ ing a letter to Mr. Bryce, the editor, asking him to lend his influence to have his cor respondent put in charge of the local Demo cratic organization. It is quite on the cards too that the politican imagining he was ad dressing his commander-in-chief, would enter into details of party movements that would be exceedingly interesting to the editor of a magazine with Republican lean ings. Or, again, some literary fellow might make a similar mistake as to the calling of Calvin S. Brice and send to him a man uscript of a demolishing review of Mr. Cleveland's doings, entitled, for instance, "The Cleveland Conspiracy." The elastic conscience of a party manager, it is safe to say, could be stretched to permit the return of the manuscript with the curt comment, "rejected with thanks." In short, complications so damaging are likely to proceed from the confusion of Brice with Bryce that we deem it the duty of both of them to issue an explanatory card to the public defining their identity. If they will not do this, how would it be if the Democratic party were to start a magazine for Brother Brice, and the Bepublican party were to make Brother Bryce chairman vice the Hon. Matthew Stanley Quay? Anyhow, prompt action is necessary. LOCATING THE BESP0NSIB1XITY. It is interesting to be informed that the changes made in the machinery of the new war vessel Charleston are du to a mistake in the plans furnished by the English ship wrights, and that "exactly the same error had to be corrected'in the Japanese steamer Nani-wa-kan before the vessel succeeded in making the necessary horse power." This is evidently intended to let the contiactors at San Francisco out of the mess; but what does it do with the glowing reports sent of the first trial trips, to the effect that the vessel had shown the necessary horse power and a good deal to spare? There was a good deal of champagne on these trips, it has transpired, and it has been supposed that the champagne was responsible for these very roseate statements. But since the En glish shipwrights are responsible for the error in the machinery, it may be also lound that the English shipwrights were responsible for the press reports which manufactured a success for the vessel that had no real existence. WOEK AT HOME. Senator Cullom, of Illinois, is quoted as giving his opinion to the effect that the solution of the Canadian Bailway problem lies in the passage of a law in Canada modeled on the plan of the inter-State com merce act. By this means, he thinks, that the inability of the Canadian railways to make excessive charges on their short haul traffic, lying exclusive in Canada, might be restrained. This iscorrect enough; sncha law would be very desirable for Cinadian ship pers; but the function of United States legislators in caring for thu interests of Canadian shippers, seems rather strange. There is exactly the same, thing nearer home for them to give attentron to, if they desire. The very lines which pre complain ing of Canadian railroads have the same exemptions from the short haul clause, in States where there is no such law. The New York Central, in New York, and all the trunk lines in Ohio, India'ia and Mich THE igan, can levy excessive short haul charges on a traffic superior in volume to that in Canada, on the Grand Trunk, or Canadian Pacific lines. "Why does not Senator Cullom give his attention to the necessity of enact ting the long and short haul clause in those States? "Whethee Stanley is at TJsiri or at Ujiji, it seems to be evident that he is in a locality where he will be able to stop and rescue Stevens, who started out to rescue Stanley himself a few weeks ago. It is interesting to observe that the Boston Journal has discovered a very good reason for believing in Senator Chandler's integrity in conducting his Sen atorial canvass. The Journal points out that Senator Chandler is not likely to have bought any votes, because his majority was so large that it was not necessary for him to do so. A practical politician like Chandler may be trusted not to bny votes where he does not need them. It is also worth while to remember, by the way, that Chandler pledges his word of honor that he did not do so. Since General Paine's famous yacht is in the market without finding a purchaser, the suggestion is pertinently made that the Volunteer should apply to Corporal Tanner and get a pension. The work at Johnstown seems to have got to the stage where it exists largely of quarrels between conflicting interests. Military and civilians, dynamiters and anti dynamiters, and the State and "Western Pennsylvania women's societies all appear to have been cultivating strained relations this week. Let us hope that before the week ends, they will show their apprecia tion of the principle that relief workers should dwell together in unity. Those Pension office stories should be investigated before they are accepted as true. If they are substantiated the hearts of the practical politicians might be gratified by a clean sweep. The current joke is to speak of Chairman Calvin S. Brice as able to corner rainbow stocks; but the fact is that the season is ex tremely favorable for him to pursue his reg ular occupation of injecting a large amount of water into lainbow stocks and selling them at several times their real value. The weather came nearer going dry yes terday than it has on any day for some weeks. This is an encouraging indication that the weather is disposed toward the amendment It is asserted that the Berlin Conference has settled all the questions arising out of the Samoan dispute; but the world is still in ignorance as to whether our coaling sta tion in that far-off Pacific group is to be known as Pago-Pago or Pango-Paugo. Fashionable advices report from Paris that the Prince of "Wales has taken to wear ing very large checks; but it is not asserted that the Prince's creditors are getting any of them. The statement from Johnstown that the Gautier Steel Works will be rebuilt on the old site having secured permission to ocenpy one or two streets -indicates that even calam ities cannot change the appetite of corpora tions for gobbling up streets. The first lesson impressed by the elec tion returns is that the predictors on both sides did not know any more how the cat was going to jump than anyone else. The weather yesterday went dry to the unprecedent degree of passing the whole dav without rain. But as this includes ab stinence from its previous intemperance in the rold water line it seems to have trimmed pretty even on the pending event. The report that "William and Alexander are biting their thumbs at each other and that war will follow, would be exciting if it were not more decidedly threadbare. The announcement that the Bubber Trust is to be revived in Boston suggests the pro priety of a change in its title. It should alter one letter, call itself the Bobber Trust, and thus make its title descriptive of the whole class. PERSONAL PACTS AND FANCIES. Mr. Bayabd's wedding to Miss Clymer has been postponed till August 8. George Augustus Bala, the journalist, is reported to have declined an offer of knight hood from Queen Victoria. The only casual Indications that Mr. Glad stone has entered his 80th year are an increas ing deafness and a slight husklness-in his voice. ATeab ago, it is stated. Miss Dallas Yerke, who had never then spoken to a Dnke, was told by an old gipsy at Brighton, who read the lines of her hand: "And you will marry a Duke." Mb. Bayabd is tall and slender, with gray hair, clean-shaven face and a pleasant mouth, adorned with superb teeth. His manners are courteous in the highest degree, dignified yet affable. BnoKSON Howard, the dramatist, is subject to literary moods. He has learned by experi ence that work he produces when he is not under inspiration is practically of no value He is a great smoker, and often finds that by lighting a cigar be can at the same time start the fire of his genius. The traveling dress of the recently married duchess of Portland was a gray Indian cash mere embroidered skirt, with a gray armure royal silk petticoat, and a bodice trimmed with old rose moussellne de sole. The jacket was to match and was trimmed with mother-of-pearl and steel embroidery. Sik Julian Paujcefote, British Minister to this country, is a pronounced bibliophile. He spends a good deal of time in Washington groping around in second-band bookstores in search of rare volumes. He buys sparingly, however, and knows how to drive a good bar gain. He is making a specialty of books about American peculiarities, and is coaxing an ap preciation of our humor into life. DANIEL DWIEK IN TROUBLE. Workmen Demand Reparation for Shortngo in Accounts. Daniel Dwyer, son of ex-Councilman Dwyer, acted as timekeeper for Booth & Flinn at Johnstown, and. It is said, made several mis takes, which caused a large number of men to lose a portion of their pay. Dwyer is now em ployed at City Hall, and yesterday a delegation of workmen called npon him with a demand that he make good the amounts short, and in timated very strongly that in case of his re fusal they would not be responsible for his general health. On tbe matter being explained to him. Treas urer Thompson paid a portion of the amounts due. Mr. Dwyer claims that tbe mistake is not his, but that of the different timekeepers from whose accounts he compiled his own. A Plttsbnrger Wedded In Cumberland. The wedding of Mr. Robert M, Totten, of this city, and Miss Mary McCleave, of Cumber land, Md., took place last evening at the bride's residence. Tbe wedding tour will include a tour of Eastern cities. New Bonrd of Exnminlnjr Surgeons. Washington', June 18. The Pension Office has organized a second Board of Examining Burgeons at Chicago, as follows: E. W. An drews, Benjamin C Miller and James Burry. mmm PITTSBURG DISPATCH, THE TOPICAL TALKER. A Solemn Day at the Foils John Gilbert's Death Gpsslnoa bmall Matters. If all elections were as tame and featureless affairs as yesterday's there would be a much larger stay-at-home vote than "there is now. At the time this is written what vote has been cast Is not known. It is not safe to say that the vote generally as light, although in such dis tricts as came under my observation It seemed to be the extreme reverse of heavy. But It was enough to make a hustling ward politician weep to see how calm was the atmosphere around tbe polls. No shouting, no pulling and hauling of voters, no strong breaths to speak of, and still less strong language. All day long, even at some of the city polling places, an almost religious quiet reigned. When It came to the suburban neighborhoods, the assemblage of voters around tbe school house or blacksmith's shop bad all the appear ance of a tuneral without the corpse and the carriages. The only excitement afforded was when some unfortunate voter, whose name was not on the register appeared and was put through a more or less enjoyable half-hour of torture. Altogether, while this election possessed some features which insured an expression of the voters' unbiased ana untrammelcd opinion, the great game of politics would soon cease to have players If it were governed by such somniferous conditions. The death of old John Gilbert, the greatest comedian in old-men parts that America has produced, will seriously interfere with the plans of Messrs. Joe Jefferson and Billy Florence for next season. John Gilbert was under contract to play in the great comedy company which in. eluded Messrs, Jefferson and Florence. He was to have taken bis famous round of char acters in -Tne Rivals," "Tbe School for Scandal," aud other classical comedies. It will be very difficult to find anyone to re store tbe balance of the company, impossible to absolutely fill Mr. Gilbert's place. The death of so esteemed a brother in tbe profession may draw Mr. Jefferson and Mr. Florence to Boston on Monday next, wben Mr. Gilbert will be burled. But it Is hardly possible for Mr. Flor ence to reach Boston in time from his salmon fishing in Canada. Where Mr. Jefferson is, I don't know, but probably either at his place, at Hohokus, N. J or at his salmon reserve, at Skiff Lake, Nova Scotia. V Experiments on the phonograph are being made to a considerable extent in this city, and some of the results are amusing. The other night a small girl dictated a poem to her brother, and he in turn gave it to the -phonograph. At the end of each line he asked his small sister: "Is that right?" and when tbe poem was completed banded tbe transmitter to the child. It sounded very ludicrous when she said "Yes" to the instrument as it repeated the poem line by line, together with the question, a that right?" V Poems on the Johnstown disaster are pro lificAlleged poems, that is to say. As far as tbose that have appeared in print up to this date are concerned, the subject seems to have been above and beyond tbe poets' reach. It is the opportunity for a new poet of virility and tragic power to make a name for himself. It has also been the pit Into which several clever poets of the lighter order have unmer cifully thrown themselves. V If, as Superintendent Hamilton, of the Allegheny Parks, has said, tbe roses of this season are phenomenally abundant, it has been my experience also that seldom have these ex quisite flowers so soon rotted on tbeir stalks. Tbe perpetual ram, in one garden that has been a grateful sight to me night and morning, has destroyed fully 40 per cent of the roses days before they would have faded and fallen In reasonably fair weather. SOLDIERS BECOMING UNEASY. The Boy of the Fourteenth Beady to Go Homo If Relieved. rntOM A STAFF COUBESrOUDENT.l Johnstown, June 18. How long the Four teenth Regiment is to remain is a subject of animated discussion in the entire camp. The soldiers do not shirk their duty, and all of them, from the younger privates to Colonel Perchment, are deserving4 all the praise be stowed upon them. Still there is a feeling that others ought to have a turn at the work, which has been very arduous. Apart from that, these men have been long away from their business, and it is hardly right to expect tbem to neglect their obligations at home when others are able to fill tbeir places. I had a conversation with General Wiley to night upon that very subject, and from his opinion in regard to the matter. I believe that another reciment will be called out to-morrow to relieve the Fourteenth. "Inasmuch as tbe citizens feel that the soldiers ought to stay here a little longer," said he, "and I believe they will wish to have them here at least another month, I think the boys from tbe Fourteenth Regiment ought to be re lieved. Heinbichs. THE CHINESE MISSION IN DOUBT. Admiral Shufelt Can't Make Up His Blind to Accept It. Washington, June 18. The Star this even ing says: "It is understood that Secretary Blaine offered tbe appointment to succeed Min ister Denby as Minister to China to Admiral Shufeldt, retired. The Admiral, while not de clining tbe mission, asked time to consider the matter, hesitating on account of the loss of his pay as a retired naval officer that would be in volved in the acceptance. If he does not ac cept, and it is thought to be very doubtful, Mr. Kasson, of Iowa, one of the Samoan Com missioners, is spoken of for the mission. THE LAST SPIKE DR1YEN. A Connection Completed Between Two Im portant Railroad Systems. Winona, Miss., Jane 18. The last spike was driven to-day in the Georgia Pacific Railroad, one of the leased lines of the Richmond and Danville Railroad Company, thus making one continuous rail line of 1,110 miles from Wash ington, D. C, to Greenville, Miss., via Lynch burg, Danville, Charlotte. Atlanta, Annlston, Birmingham, Columbus, Miss., and West Point Tbe Georgia Pacific has secured the use of the existing track of the Louisville, New Or leans and Texas Railway, and tbus secures a connection with the Missouri Pacific system. . DR. M'COSH HONORED. A Fine Bns Relief of the Ex-Preildcnt Pre sented to Princeton. Special Telegram to Tbe Dispatch. Princeton, N. J., Juno 18. The class of '79 presented tbe university with a fine bas relief of Dr. McCosh, by St. Gaudens, atlts decennial reunion to-day. The venerable ex-President, in responding to tbe demand for a speech, said he bad hoped the old bond bearing his namo would perpetuate his memory, but tbe trustees bad filled it up to stop mosquitos breeding there. He claimed admission to the class on the ground that bis age is 79. Uniting the Scotch In America. Detroit, June 18. Tbe annual convention of the Royal Clan, of Scotland, is in session to day. Chief Jfehn Kinnair, of Boston, presided. About 100 delegates are present. The object of tbe organization Is the uniting of tbe Scotch In America, as well as forming a relief fund for indigent compatriots. A Talunblo Invention. A type-writing .machine which prints words Instead of letters is the invention of L, G. Gar rett, of this city. It is expected that it will do away with the dictation of business letters to stenographers entirely. Princeton Coll ego Commencement. Princeton, N. J., June 18. The exercises of Princeton's.commencement were continned to-day. The alnmnl dinner took place at 2 p. M. Governor Green presided and Dr. Mc Cosh was present. DEATHS OP A- DAT. Kafas Cook. Special Telegram to Tbe Dispatch. Dostox, June 18. "Uncle" Kufui Cook, the venerable chaplain of Suffolk jail, died to-day at the age of Si. Be bas been chaplain of the Jail since i860, and while performing the duties of tbe office, he drew that most remarkablo confession1 from Piper, the belfry murderer or the little girl Mabel Young, and also the fact that he killed tbe i.nndrlgan Klrl, though be had been acquitted of tbat crime by the court. Uncle Cook has alwavs said that be bad further confessions from riper, but that they should die with him. other mur derers alio have, made confessions to him, hut tbey are forever -scaled by tbe death of tbe only man tbat ever listened to them. . . --.,....,, ,,.,..,,,.-. . . .I.,.. :-,., ; ,-, m ltffir-,ir MmMtMsmmmmiMfflmmmMmmmmmt imMimmwrnw juimlhipw w mm hiimiimpmiipi WEDNESDAY,- JUNE 19, AUEEI0A FOR AMERICANS. The President of tbe Sons of America Talks Asinlnst Allen Organizations. Washington, Jnne 18. The Thirteenth Annual National Camp of the Patriotic Order Sons of America began Its sessions In this city this morning. About 73 delegates were In at tendance, 'Illinois and Pennsylvania sending the largest delegations. District President at Large A. C. Hawley, on behalf of the members, presented to President George P. Smith, of Chicago, a handsome and valuable Past President's jeweled badge. The public portion of the exercises were then concluded with the reading of President Smith's annnal address. The concluding portion of the address dwelt upon tbe necessity of committing to Americans the care and preservation of American principles and institutions. ' The control of the public schools should be a matter of deepest concern. Naturalization laws he denounced as a delu sion, a snare and a fraud. By means of them, in 17 States and 4 Territories, he asserted, it is possible to entirely overthrow the Con gressional act against alien landholders in this country. The following sentiments upon sub jects now foremost in the public mind were loudly applauded: A few more Haymarket riots and Cronln mur ders. Instigated by organized bodies of foreigners who have been permlttedvto become citizens of this free America, and who have shown their gratitude by sending messengers loaded with ynamlte back to their natlTe country for the purpose of destroying Innocent men and children, and who have loully murdered their members when they failed to carry out their evil plans, and there will not be In our Western country lamp posts, telegraph and telephone poles enough to nan g the miscreants. I ask you is there room in this country lor so cieties like the Clan-na-Gael, that arc not in harmony with and are Injurious to American in stitutions: that are dangerous to American or der, disloyal to the American Government, de structive to American principles and repugnant to American Ideas, and disgusting to all Ameri cans who have any sense of Justice, any regard for consistency and any respect for the sanctity ofhuman life? Or have we room for societies whose officers contract with men to commit whole sale murder, and then betray their tools that they themselves may have more money to spend for their own personal benefits? One-third of our entire population is of foreign ttlrtb or parentage. Allen nags and emblems float from our public bulldlaga, emblazon our streets and head processions of the people. We are cursed with all kinds of foreign non-American Issues. Vast un-American organizations are held together by issues of foreign birth, for the pur pose of perpetuating foreign sentiments and cor rupting the Ideals ot our fatbera. Anarchy and the destruction of all law are openly advocated, and the right to enforce the discipline and prin ciples of some of these orders is claimed, by se cret conclaves, even to the extent of takinghuman PRESIDENTAL POSTOFIi'lCES FILLED. A Iinrge Nninber of Appointments DIado Yesterday by Gen. Harrison. Washington, June 18. The President to day appointed tbe following named postmas ters: James H. Haggerty, at RIdgeway, Fa.: John Corcoran, at Denver, Col. ; John F. Bice, at Ouray, Col.; George W. Uagban, at Bowling Green,' O.; Alvan S. Galbrcatb, reappointed, at the National Military Home, O.; JohnT. Stans fleld. at Mount Carmcl, 111. : S. Lovejoy Taylor, at Sparta. 111.; Norman J. mack, at Metropolis City. 111.: Cyrus B. Lewis, at Manistee, Mich.: Henry G. Ankeny, at Corning, Iowa; Daniel K. Free man, at Correctlonville, Iowa: Almond W. Utter, at KmmittsburgJ Iowa; George W. Walton, at Ida Grove, Iowa; Henry Vf. Crow, at Kushvllle, Neb.: Edwin Hershlscr. at O'Neill, Neb.! Henry C. Swartz, at Hleglnsvllle. Mo.: Edwin W. Uently, at Glassgow, Mo.: Samuel Neeper. at Kaboka, Mo.; James 8. Ogden, at Ashland, Ky. : James M. Jones, at Wellsburar. W. Vs.: Emerle It. Leonard, at Boise City, Idaho; Benjamin S. Burroughs, at Pendleton, Ore. : George V. Folger, at Jackson, Cal.; George H. Piatt, at Vacaville, CL ALL TO niS WIDOW. How The Late William Semple Disposes of A Handsome Estate. The will of tbe late William Semple, of Alle gheny, was filed yesterday for probate. His real estate and the income of his personal estate are given to his widow, Marion Semple, as long as she remains his widow, subject to the fallowing bequests: 1,000 each to his two daughters, Mrs. Spiegle, of Chicago, and Mrs. Gardner, of Micalder, Scotland. After the marriage or death of his widow, his sons, David and James shall each receive one ninth of tbe estate. Tbe remaining seven ninths are to bo distributed in equal portions among his children, William Semole, Francis McDonald, Mrs. Spiegle and Mrs. Gardner, and to his brother Robert Semple, tbe latter to hold his portion in trust for the decedent's son, Robert Semple. Tbe widow is sole executrix. WHALES TERI NUMEROUS. Large Schools of the Monsters Diet by Every Const Steamer, Special Telegram to The Dispatch. Boston, June 18. The officers on the Boston steamers are treated to rare sights every time they make a day trip: Whales are exceedingly numerous on the coast just now, and the boats have no difficulty in striking large schools of them. On the last day trip of tbe Penobscot, Captain Ingrabams says that at one time dur ing the day it looked as If the boat were run ning into a bed of rocks over which the sea was breaking. Tbe obstacles were whales, and the monsters were resting on the water, apparently uncon scious of the nearness of tbe boats. A Very Severe Jury. From tbe Chicago H ews. 1 A Coroner's jury down in Livingston county was pretty severe in a verdict rendered by it the other day. A man killed his wife and the jury censured him for tbe irregularity. If a man is not to be permitted to take the life of tbe partner of his joys and sorrows without having a Coroner's jury comealong and rebuke him, a cloud will be cast over the joys of homi cide. Should this sort of thing continue, mur derers may be even put in jail for a week or so. or fined by a magistrate for disorderly con duct. Effective Warfare. From the Chicago Mews.; The young Emperor of Germany has armed a part of his cavalry with lances. Why not fit thorn out with complete sets of surgical instru ments while he Is at it? To ride down an en emy and saw off a limb expeditiously would.be very effective warfare. Indiana's Nntnrnl Gas. From tbe Cincinnati Commercial Gazette.l The natural pas question must be getting se rious in Indiana if a farmer cannot go out on his porch and light his pipe without setting all out of doors and the water well on fire, as oc curred near Noblesville a day or two ago. THE ELECTRICAL WORLD. The electric fountains at the Paris Exposi tion have vertical and parabolic jets compris ing 300 spouts. Chloride of gold or platinum In sulphuric ether are tbe mediums used for the electric deposition on glass or porclaln. Telephones with Iron diaphragms are much more powerful in Intensity than in cases where the diaphragm is of albumen or copper. The strength of the finished welding where the electric process is used. Is claimed to be within 18 per cent of the strength of the cable Itself. The Midland Railway. Company are now using electric lighting on their express trains. During the stoppages the light was kept per fectly steady by the accumulators. THE change In the plans of the navy depart ment, whereby an electrical plant is to be in stalled In the Petrel, will add greatly to the comfort of those detailed for that little vessel. Vessel launching by electric connection with the spurs aud shores, whereby they can he made to drop simultaneously, bas been success fully tried in England, a yacht of considerable sizo being tbe latest Instance. One of the most interesting features in the coming electrical exhibition in England will be an introduction of the new systom of trans portation by electricity whereby such almost fabulous speed is said to be possible. ' i The electrical phenomena recorded by Andrew Crosse occurred during a dense No vember fog. One thousand six hundred feet of wire, insulated on poles, secured to trees was suspended across two small valleys, and as the fog swept across the valleys an interrupted stream of electrical explosions occurred be tween metal balls attached to the exploring' wire and earth conductor respectively. IT is believed to be quite possible with a Wimshurst machine to provide actual thunder clouds on a miniature scale in a large building, and also to provide such electrical phenomena as were observed jmd recorded by Andrew Crosse. l 1889. A OAT THAT GOES FISHING. Sho Works Leisurely, but Captures Hnny of the Finny Tribe. From tbe Albany Journal.! A very ordinary-looking and mild-mannered cat Is one of tbe inhabitants of Garry Benson's swimming bath. She is tbe mother of a promis ing family of three, and to the superficial ob server appears no more, no less, than a well-behaved, sweet-tempered, motherly old tabby. Bat as a matter of fact, this cat is rather an anomaly among cats. Whether she was born that way or whether Garry's own amphibious disposition is infections is not stated. How ever she may have come by the peculiarity, this cat is an exceedingly good swimmer and appears rather to like the water. She sits on tbe edge of tbe "crib" at the bath for hours watching the little minnows which swim or are swept by the current in through tbe latticed sides. When at length a luckless fish does come within the range of her paw she reaches ont like a flash and with one swift sweep of her fore paw sbe lands him on the platform, where she devours her prey at her leisure. Or, if the fish remains just ont of her reach, she will leap fairly into tbe water, seize tbe prize with ber teeth and swim to tbe aide again, where she scrambles up and shakes herself after tbe fashion of dogs. And, by the way, too largest dogs have no torrors for her; sbe will fly at tbem with claws extended, and it is a brave canine which dares her fury after the first onslaught. Yet she Is as gentfe as can be with her family or with kindly-disposed buman visitors, who never would suppose her to be the ferocious fisher man sbe Is. HE MEANS BUSINESS. A Kontucky Man Ready to Shoot Any Tres passer He May Find. From the Courler-Jonrnal. I Mr. Milt Lefevers, of Straight Creek, Bell county. Ky., keeps the following card stand ing in the Pineville Messenger. Colonel Colgan Is the authority for the statement that resi dents of Straight Creek are universally law abiding, quiet citizens, and one is forced to the conclusion that Mr. Lefevers is a recent emi grant from tbe Yellow Creek section, where such sentiments and language have heretofore been very common. A good plan to pursue in the case of that bellicose gentleman would be to nut him under a heavy bond to keep the peace, and in default put him in jail. Kentucky cannot afford to waste time on such people, and they should be made to understand it quickly. He says: I have notified and requested all men dealing and trading In timbers not to buy any timber from any person, directly or Indirectly, on the farm of John II. Howard, deceased, and If any person has now already bought or contracted for any timber on that farm, the best thing they could do would be to get their money back. As my wife Is One of the Inheritors, I don't Intend for part of the heirs to bave it all and part or tbem none, and 1 mean Just what I say. The man tbat hauls tbat timber will have to get me out of tbe way first. IflhavetodleYrom a gaping wound fro m the flash of a revolver, 1 will have the honor of dying for myjnst rights, and for my little ones, wh o will soon have to follow me to an unknown world. WELLINGTON BURT ON HIS TRUST. Ho Explains Why the Salt Combination Will be Formed. East Saginaw, Mich., June 18. Welling ton R. Burt, who recently visited England for the purpose of interesting capitalists of that country in the salt union now in process of formation in the United States, told a corre spondent to-day that the organization will be known as tbe North American Salt Company, Limited. He bas little doubt that the project will be rushed through speedily. Wben asked as to the location of the main offices of the com pany, Mr. Burt said: In the evtnt of a companv being formed the headquarters will he in New York, because tbelaw of this State, under which the company would be Incorporated, limits tbe amount of capital stock at 15,000,000. A portion of the capital will be fur nished by England and a portion by New York. 1 he object of the company is to unify and systema tize tbe processes of the United States and Canada by consolidating and operating the principal works, and to do away with unimportant and wasteful methods of manufacture and distribu tion, to tbe end that consumers may be furnished with a superior article at a reasonable price, and manufacturers and dealers permanently receive a fair compensation for their services. EXAMINING COLORADO MINES. The American Institute of Engineers to Visit Famous mining Camps. Special Telegram to The Dlsnatcb. Denver, June 18. The Colorado meeting of tbe American Institute of Mining Engineers was opened in this city to-day, and is expected to continue 11 days. During that time a great deal of business will be transacted of vast im portance to the country at large and to tbe State of Colorado in particular. It having been resolved to devote thi3 year's meeting to a study of Colorado, Denver was selected, as a matter of course. Trips will be made to various mining camps. Arrangements have been made to show the visitors the interior of some of tbe most famous mines, including those of the Enterprise Mining Company, tbe Aspen -Mining and Smelting Companv, the Aspen mine on Aspen Mountain, the Big Four on Smuggler Mountain, the Mat tie Gibson, the Smuggler, tbe J. O. Johnson and tbe Park Regent. Tbe coal mines in tbe southern part of the State will not be over looked. A NICE BELLETUE CONCERT. It Opens tbo Season Very Pleasantly and Auspiciously, The summer concert season was opened last night by tbe giving of the first of tbe Fleming & Gbreist series at Bellevue, by those two in defatigable; entertainers. Tbe orchestral numbers were played by the Gernert Bros.' orchestra, and gave every satisfaction. The soloist was Miss Sadie E. Rltts, well and favorably known throughout Western 'Pennsylvania as an accomplished singer. Her selections last evening were given in ner usual graceful and finished manner. Miss Ritts has sung four seasons In this city, and with every appearance in concert is noted marked im- firovement in her voice always good and the avor in which she Is held br the public Is only just appreciation of the well cultivated and charming voice she fortunately possesses. A TJnnnlmous Democratic Nomination. Special Telegram to Tbe Dispatch. Kittanning, June 18. The return delegates. who met here yesterday to compute tbe vote of the Democratic primaries held last Saturday, declared Calvin Raybnrn, Esq., tbe nominee of the party for President Jndge, of the Thirty third District. There was no opposition. James S. Smith elected Chairman of the Executive Committee for the ensuing year. Not Eqanl to the Occasion. From tbe London Globe. 1 Tbe Blsbop was at dlnner.and the waiter had just spilled a plate of scalding soup on the episcopal smallclothes. Then his lordship turned round, and with an agonized expression of countenance solemnly remarked: "Will some layman make a remark appropriate to the occasionl" Forgot Where He Hid His Money. Ripley, O., June 18. The executors of the estate of old man Hlatt, who lived near Mi nerva, Ky., have unearthed several large sums of money about the old man's dwelling. It is thought that he had stowed this money away, and not being able to find it, afterward claimed mat ne naa Deen ronnea. 9 A Present to a Faithful Nurse. Johnstown, June 18. Miss Worth, who was at school at Indiana when the flood oc curred, was to-night presented by the military physicians with a gold watch for services ren dered as a nurse at tbe Bedford Street General Hospital. For Me tbo Wee Primrose. IWBITTEN TOE THE DISPATCH. For me the wee primrose may bide it's pale blos som; The sweet brier it's fragrance forget tae dif fuse; The red rose I'll never malr press tae my bosom; Tho' lang It's been tbocbt tbe delight o' the muse. But gae me my Lassie, my aln bonale Lassie, For her I will face every win' that can bliw; Tbe rude waves o' life she'll msk' even an' glas sle, An' care'sdeepest wrinkles she'll smooth them awa'. The tun frae the cast, in the calm o' the morning, A' nature may swath In a mantle o' gold; Tbe crimson o' even the twilight adorning, Gives hope o' repose tae the upland an' wold. But wlntln my Lassie, sae blithesome an' cbeerle, I'd wearily wander an' salrly repine; Tbe day wad be lang, an1 tbe nlcht wad be eerie, Hope even wad dee in this wae heart o' mine. Tbe alrts o' mankind may enchain or bewilder; The pomp an' the luxuries riches procure , Enthral fora'season, the fools wha surrender The rosebuds o' nature for weeds rank an 'dour. But naethlng could ever supplant my dear Lassie, Tbe belle o' tbe fair, the delight o us a' Aye pawkey an.' ktn'ly, sbe ne'er will be saney, But soothe ye and cox yer mischances awa' . W. S. A DAT IN NEW TORE". Saved From n. Watery Grave. SKEW TOUS 8DKIAU SFKCIALS.1 New Yoek, June 18. Benjamin Foster, Rob ert Smiley, James Burke and Michael Ryan, all between 3) and 23 years of age, sailed up the Sound In a small catboat this afternoon. About four miles from tbe city a tugboat took tbem in tow, just as a squall came up and upset the catboat. A deck hand of tbe tng cut tbe tow line. Ryan and Burke swam to tbeir boat and were.picked up by a schooner half an hour later. Smiley and Foster tank to the bottom. Tbe tng steamed away toward up the Sound in the meantime. Importing Live Mosquitoes. Edward H. Kreemer, dealer in animals, to day paid 20 per cent ad valorem duty at the Custom House on four packages of Mexican mosquitoes. One-half of the mosquitoes were alive and the other half dead and baked in cakes. They were caught with nets, not far from Vera Cruz, whence tbey were shipped on the steamer AlansatoNewYork. Dried Mexican mosquitoes have been nsed sometimes by dealers in animals here for feeding thrushes, nightin gales and other soft-billed birds. No consign ment of living mosquitoes, however, was ever received before to-day at the Custom House. Cobnrn Can Fix the Court. Joe Cobnrn, ex-pugllist, was in a police court this morning. Last night he refused to pay for coffee he had drunk in James Flynn's res taurant. Flynn, in trying to make him pay, got a black eye, a battered jaw and lost three teeth. Cobnrn said to-day that he was drunk wben he picked the quarrel. When the police justice held him in $300 bail, Coourn pulled sev eral hundred dollars In bills from bis pocket and boasted that be would "fix the case in the Court of General Sessions." What the Statistics Show. The report of the Bureau of Vital Statistics concerning the tenement houses of the city was laid before the Board of Health to-day. One million one hundred tbousand persons live in tbe 32,390 tenement houses, exclusive of the more comfortable flats; On Manhattan Island some 140,000 of these persons are children un der 5 years. Of tbe 17,000 children under 5 years who died in New York last year, 12,000 lived in tenement bouses. Defended Her Daughters' Good Names. Miss Libble Brown told Mrs. Kortright, of Brooklyn, that Dr. William F. Maass, a Brook lyn drnggist, had spoken slightingly of the Misses Kortright. Mrs. Kortright took her husband's cane, went to Dr. Maass' drug store, and asked him what he meant by slandering her daughters. He stammered out tbat Miss Brown was a liar. 3frs- Kortright caught him by the collar and whacked him over the back with Mr. Kortright's cane. He yelled and struggled toward the door. She hung to his collar and bit him again. Eventually he broke away from her. Shp followed bim half a block, through two stores and up an alley way, at the end of which he escaped her by climbing over a high board fence. She says she will give him still another dose. General Sherman a Godfather. A christening took place at the house of Gen eral William T. Sherman this morning. The principal actor in the pretty little domestic drama was the Infant son of C. F. Lalghton, a prominent member of the Cotton Exchange. General Sherman acted as godfather, and Mrs. Christine Herrick, daughter of Mrs. Terhnne (Marion Harland), stood as godmother. . A Collision With an Iceberg;. The North German Lloyd steamship Saale slid over tbe foot of a tall Iceberg on Tuesday, Jnne 11, at 11:30 o'clock In the evening, in lati tude 41, 54, longitude 49, 54. Four hours before this tbe tramp steamship Orsino, which ar rived to-day from Mediterranean ports, passed, in latitude 43, 27, by longitude 47, 33, about 1C0 miles to the northeast of the scene ot tbe Saale's adventure, an iceberg as big around as two city blocks and 150 feet out of water. Captain Evans did not see the glittering levia than until it was nearly two miles astern. It was concealed behind an Imprenetrable veil of fog when he passed It on the starboard. He conjectured that be was at one time within a mile- of it, as the air was of wintry coldness. He was aware that he was in the neighborhood of ice several hoars before be snw tbe big ice berg, and he ordered the Orsino to be run at quarter Speed. A dark spot in the Iceberg at tracted his notice. He took along look a(lt through his slass. and observed with some sur prise that the dark spot appeared to be black paint scraped" from' tho side or how of a steam ship. There was an indentation in the iceberg that looked very much like the imprint of a vessel's bow. There was no wreckage in tbe neighborhood of the Iceberg. Captain Evans thought it very likely that a ship bad run Into the iceberg. That does not necessarily mean tbat tbe ship went down. She may have been a tramp, which, like all vessels of her class, ran great risks to make a quick, economical passage. SHE DIDN'T WANT THE PLACE. Sirs. De La Hani shows Tbat Much Syra pathv Has Been Wasted. Washington, June 18. In roplyto several newspaper articles criticising thePresldent's failure to appoint Mrs. DeLa Hunt postmaster at Cannelton, Ind.. against whose removal by President Cleveland he protested while a mem ber of the Senate, a reporter was shown at the Postoffice Department a card from Mrs. Hnnt, which was printed in tbe local papers of that section, in which sbe says: "In order to silence all and numerous unauthor ized expressions concerning ray desire or expecta tion of obtaining the Cannelton postofdee, lwlsh to say, once fjr all, that I am not. have not been, and shall norbc an applicant for that office. This statement may appear premature, but it Is called forth by the fact that 1 nave been greatly annoyed of late oy tbe continued canvass of my name la connection with the change of postmaster at this placea position which seems to bave far greater allurements to others than to me." A New Tin Hate Company. SpniNOriELD, III., June 18. The Secretary of State to-day Issned licenses to tbe following: East Chicago Tin Plate Company, at Chicago; to manufacture Iron, steel, tin plate and all products of steel and Iron; capital stock, $250, 000; Incorporators, Edward L. Lamb, Zenas Bruno and WUHam H. Smith. REVERIES OP A PHILOSOPHER, .Frosts are generally dew before they come. The pugilist is very fond of striking feat ures. When a calico won't wash you can depend upon it, it isn't a certified check. Some men never like to be alone, because a man you know Is judged by bis company. It 13 a puzzling thing to know how men who write stories on the sea can keep them so dry. UOBE TRUTH THAN POETBT. The ice men now begin To rake the shekels In. The man who stands on his own dignity Is not tbe one to sit down on the dignity, of others. Thr man who lives on the wind must have bis bill of air just the same as the guests of a restaurant. "Sweet are the uses of perversity." So thinks tbe young wife who tries petulance as a remedy for fancied neglect. Men are usually willing to give their opin ions freely on any subject, but yon musn't ex pect the photographer of rural scenery to give yon bis views for nothing. "Yes," said Mrs. Goeasy very pleasantly, "I do take a great deal ot interest in baseball. And why shouldn't IT My husband and I con stitute a whole baseball team in ourselves. I goto balls and he gets on bats." LOVE'S TOTJNCl DREAM. Balmy June, Silvery moon. Half-past eight, Garden gate. Swing till ten, Part they then? In a horn: Swing till morn. advice to messenoee dots. "Under this stone Lies Easy John, His body's now at rest; His only rhyme Was take your time, For quietness is best As through this sinful world you go, Go slow, young man, go slow." We do not, however, believe that the messen ger hoys will take this advice. They will hurry, hurry, wben they are given a message to de liver even U It kill tbem. All from Iht Sotton Courier. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS, A spring near Bagtown, Col., throws t stream of scalding water to a height of 30 feet. Walter Crocker, an Allen county (Kas.) man. bas recovered S2.654 80 from tbe Southern Kansas Railroad as damages for tbe loss of one of bis eyes. There are five girls in one of the Hum phries families of Fleming county, Ky.. and their names are Arkansas, Louisiana, Tennes see, Florida and Vlrginia- -A Bostonian still suffers from a blow on tbe head received lh years ago from a base ball while he was crossing the Common. He was obliged to give np business on account of the injury. A resident of Newark, K. J., is in pos session of a letter written by him to his wife in Dresden, in 188L which failed to reach her there owing to her sudden departure, and which bas, for tbe last eight years, been travel ling about Western Europe. John Daniel, a butcher, died in New York the other day from erysipelas contracted in a peculiar way. He was carrying some de cayed animal matter in a slaughter house and accidentally scratched himself with a piece ot bone. Tbe animal poison got into his blood and caused his death. Housekeepers complain tbat there is an unusual plague of moths this year. They are) not only more abundant than ever, but they seem to defy all tbe ordinary remedies. They thrive on tobacco and fairly revel in camphor, while tbe numerous patent sure-deaths for them merely give tbem better appetites. The news of the last race for the Derby was telegraphed to New York in tbe unpre cedented time of two seconds, and within two mora seconds Boston and Intermediate points, Buffalo and intermediate points, Chicago and St. Louis points, and the offices of the various newspapers in N e w York were in possession of the news. The following notice appears in a Tekonska (Mich.) paper: "To owners of cats I have again commenced my annual cat slaugh ter, and will keep it np during the season of breeding small chicks. All our chicks have a cash value of 50 cent3 each when first from the shell. Have lost a number of chicks on account of cats, and a number of cats have been lost on account ot chicks. Yours for chickens and death to cats. W. L. Robinson." In the office window of a Luther (Micb.) paper hangs a saber captured in the Mexican war. It hangs so that just the point touches the glass. A saw mill is over 300 feet distant, bnt tbe minute the gang saw starts the point of the saber begins to tatoo on tbe glass. An increase of five pounds of steam is notice able in tbe increased noise on tbeglass. Wben tbe saw has passed through a log the saber no tifies the people in the office instantly by keep ing qniet. They have a new way of catching fish down in Georgia. From four to six men go into the water with a log In front of them, and a sheet with one edge on tbe log and the other edge held up by tbe men so tbat the fish can't jump over, tut fall on the sheet. Tbe log is pnsbed along to tbe land, and wben near it the fish begin to try to make tbeir escape back to tbe deep water by jumping. If they fail to make a good lean they lodge on the cloth, thereby becoming victims of their own de struction. At Hawkinsville, La., the other day a cow belonging to H. S. Taylor had her tongue bitten off by his horse. The horse and cow were in adjoining stalls. There was an opening between the planks and it is supposed tbat the cow licked her tongne throngh the opening, and the end a piece about two inches lone was bitten off. Hugh-Taylor found the piece of tongue lying in the stall, and he bas it in alcohol. The cow's maimed tongue was treated, and she seems to be getting along well, with a good prospect of recovery. A London paper prints the following stories illustrating the value of stops: A poor woman, whose husband was a sailor and about to take a long voyage, desired the prayers of her fellow worshipers on his behalf. The.old clerk read this ont without a pause, "A sailor going to sea his wife desires the prayers of the congregation." A -shoemaker named Adam Strong wanted his signrepainted. This was tha result: A vaji Strong Shoemaker, and it is said tbat he had plenty of customers thereafter. It is well known tbat ships' boats sufier from being slung up at the davits and kept there for long periods exposed to the weather. It not infrequently happens that when in harbor and sometimes at sea in a case of emergency a boat which bas been for some time exposed to sucb deteriorating In fluence is lowered into the water, it is found to be leaky. Ships' boats banging at the davits are also in danger of being smashed by seas breaking on board. In order to meet tbe fogs and danger arising fromsucbcondltlons.it is proposed to construct boats of steel, and what is still more novel, out of single plates. A. company is being formed to carry on tbe man ufacture. Men generally wear their scarf pins in their neckties, but California boasts of a man wbo bas carried such an article of jewelry in his throat. When pulling a tramp off the cars at Madeira, Fresno county, in April last, Daniel Anseon, a brakeman. was shot in the neck by tbe tramp. The wounded brakeman was sent to tbe railroad hospital at Oakland, where the bullet was extracted. He was discharged as cared three weeks ago. The man, however, always felt an nnpleasant sensation in his throat. Recently be returned to tbe hospital for relief. Tbe doctor reopened tbe wonnd, and found therein a section of the silk necktie worn by Anseon at tbe time of the shooting; and fragments of his scarf pin. These were re moved, and it is expected tbat in a few days the man will be twisting brakes again. BRIGHT BITS. It is getting so tbat a weather prophlt can't even predict a storm of Indignation. H'mV mgtcm Critic. The wife who can retain a sure hold upon ber husband's heart will never have occasion to tako a grip on bis hair. Terre Haute Exprrti. There is one thing that tbe invincibla Western cyclone bas never yet succeeded In lift ins;, and that Is a mortgage. Burlington I'M Press. A minister once excused himself from fill ing one of his regularappolntments on the ground that be had recently returned from bis vacation and felt weary. Christian Advocate. Another Jibe Upon tbe Refreshment Room Sandwich The railway sandwich, " says atrav. eler. "Is an Instance of tbe Impossibility of mak ing both ends meat."-Zonaon Globe. Volts At last tbey bave discovered an unflinching trutbtellcr. Jars That so? We'd better Inform the Ananias Club. Volts Yes, It's a fact. The phonograph cannot tell a We. Cin cinnati Commercial. Wickwire Say, Yabsley, how about tha report about town that your landlady refused to let yon have your trunk when you changed your lodging house last week? Yabsley-There was nothing in It. Terre Haute Express. Visitor (at dairy farm) ""Well, what kind of a season have you bad in the milk busi ness?" 31ilkman-"0. poor, poor-haven't had such a drouth In 3) years. Why there was actually one spell when we btd to depend on the cows to supply our customers. Epoch. Artless Innocence Mother (gaiiug at her daughter's dressing cushion) Why, where aid yoa get so many gentlemen's scarfplns? Daughter 1 don't know myself. I find one in my hair almost every night after Gus calls, aud to save me I can't imagine how they get there. The Epoch. Bessie Yon refused Mr. de Temps? Why, any other girl would Jump at an offer from blml Maud Oast graduated) O, I know be Is band some, but I never conld marry such an Ignorant man. Why, I asked him a few questions about the differentiation in protoplasmic molecular bivalves, and do you know all be said was, "I suppose sol" Laurence American. I dropped a song into tbe post; It vanished and I thought It lost. For wbo has sight so keen and strong It can follow an editor's theft of a song? Long afterward. In a rural sheet, 1 hmhiI 1ia tturm all AmnIpti My wanderlns glanres traveled on Twii rrAdltpd to that scamn "Anon!" Eurtington irtt PrettS AQCZBT. ith "What would yon do if you had a wee tease, AltlD; loa OSUJ mcu quouuu. " -- -Mamma, does Ood simply turn down the llgnt Just when He guesses It's time to be night. Are flowers made out of a butterfly's wing? Why do the trees put their clothes on In spring, And then when cold winter comes get all un. dressed? , How does tbe robin get blood on Its breast? Will Santa Clans answer that letter of Zeb s? Are bicycles made out of big spider webs? Does tbe man in the moon smoke while looking about? And are the blue clouds Just the smoke he puffs out? And the stars, are tbey Just the wee sparks helets drop? Do cattails 'grow np from " Bnt here I will stop -t- " And ask yoa again, will yon tell, if you please How you would answer such questions as these? Uarpa't XoungytopU. i-fr.... '- V ., ... ...ZSUBEBtr-s. jt,