THEf PEETSBTmG- DISPATOB SUKDAXV TUEfE 16, IS89? 20 MI -. A CUBAN CAMIYAL Havana Given Up to Scenes of Riot ous, Mlickinjj Gayety. HLLLAFS LITTLE ADYEKTURE. Repulsing a Too-Gallant Cavalier in a Fal setto Yoice. A SE1IT-PAG1N PICTUEESQUB JUBILEE ICOBKISFOKWaf CX OF THE DISPATCH. HAVANA, June 4. One can become Intoxicated with pleasure as well as with wine. I did not know this until I bad sojourned or a brief space in this tropical land of eternal sum mer and unalloyed enjoyment Other trise I should have been more abstemious. As it is X am be coming slightly hilarious. A few months more of doing nothing but having a good time, will make a regular "frowsy-headed, flimsy-gowned, rocking-chair Cubana" of me. As sure as fate this is the destiny 'which awaits me id luxuriate much longer tinder the shade of the silver palm. For the past month I have been fairly -whirling round in a vortex of gayety, the nature of -which no genuinely civilized country could conceive, much less enjoy. It has been the carnival season. The gay, festive, masquerading, rollicking carnival; -when a naturally excitable and self-indulgent people throw aside wordly cares and plunge headlong and utterly regardless of THE CABNIVAli consequence, into- a sort of Bacchanalian Saturnalia, composed of a species of orgie, which embraces etrery known amusement in the whole calendar. WHEN -ALL BEJOICE. This celebration seems to be eminently adapted to the spirit of the Cubans, who are literally swayed by the wild delight of the hour. They exhibit, themselves during the day in all kinds of grotesque costumes, re pairing night after night to the various masque balls, which take place in each con cert hall and theater of the city. Every human being on the island rejoices during the carnival. The po or steal enough to sat islv their appetites, at id lay it to the tolly of the least. The la me throw aside their crutches and sticks, an d hobble along to the jeering cries and derisive snouts of the mob. Broken backs wreath their humps in flow ers and dance through the streets like elfin sprites. Negroes whiter their ebony laces and fasten devil's horns' to their heads. Old women robe themselves in children's gowns, and children assume the garb of their moth ers, or more generally tlie costume of some king or queen or fairv. Little boys go about dressed as little girls, and little girls don their brother's knipkerbockers. All the children are painted and powdered and -R ' 1s An Orange Seller. ynn in the general revel with as much zeal " is their elders. It is impossible to be in Cuba during the carnival and ( remain im pervious to the spirit of mischief and good cheer which reigns universal; impossible to standby and waMi the ceaseless endofgayet ies without joining in them, and once in the swim just as impossible to withdraw again. A LITTLE PEEP. The Cubana, habitually a moclel of dis cretion and prudishness, is alsoi tnbued with the fever of fun and frolic lSebind her mask she comes and goes at will. She who .has never tasted of the bliss of doung as she pleases, now mingles indiscriminittely with the masses, and jostles against m-alatto and quadroon, without being any the "worse for it American prudence kept me housed op the first few days of this semi-pagan, wholly picturesque jubilation, but woman's curios ltv sent me forth before very long Just to see what was going on. "One mutyt see to know," I argued, as I always do, when I am trying to convince myself against my judg ment, "and experience to remember." 60 I thought I would take a little taste of carnival, a prndent mouthful as it were; enough to stave off hunger. Ala.1!. "When one gets into the river, one goes floating with the current despite all one s resolutions to make for the shore. Thus it was with my mouthful of carnival. It ended by be coming a whole meal, and that worVthy an epicure not to sav Sybarite. Thronfth the narrow perspiring streets I paraded as did every one who was not decrepit or (blind. Overhead hung a fierce scorching sun, but what did such an Americanized Cuba n as I myself care for that Past the iron-barred openings of the great house, I wended my way, in company with attenuated, out-at elbow dukes, royal princes, semi-oriental Mexicans, ball dressed ladies, goats, don keys, negroes, and a heterogeneous msWts of coatless. hatless, renseless humanitjf, al shouting at the very top of their shrill f loaces A CABJttTAii ADTEUTCBE. The streets being narrow and the btnild in its encircled with (overhanuinw tinlmnl p peopft living in opposite houses are bronJ-bt Hfe if Swiff within speaking distance of one another. A lively interchange orbadiniure is thus trans mitted from dwelling to dwelli.113, to say nothing of continual showers of bouquets and sugar plums. The course below is thronged with two rows of moving carriages, filled with absurdly dressed masks, clad in every variety of costume that fancy can sug gest, playing every imaginable prank that the bounds of decency will permit. It is quite the fashion to pelt one another with beans, rice, oranges, sapodella and other harmless missiles. As I sallied along, feeling delightfully Spanish and wicced,a eay harlequin sprang from his horse and boldly accosted me. To say I was lrightened does not begin to ex press the terror which set my heart beating. "This is what comes of carnivaling it," I said severely to myself. "I do not understand one single word you say," I informed the young Lothario, who The Tacon Theater. deliberately brought his horse on the pave ment and walked by my side, "so yon may as well spare yourself the pains of wasting any more breath in words." This I ob served in the most approved Henry Irving ish voice I conld summon from my quaking bosom, and it certainly had the desired effect, inasmuch as it sent my brave harle quin galloping off down the middle of the street. He evidently thought I was a man disguised. And I don't blame him, I thought so myself when I heard the bass viol quality of my tones. A JOYOUS EEST. There was no use trying to retire at a Christian-like hour, with a ball in progress in every hall and, theater in the city. I simply .could not do it, besides the carnival fever is one of the kind for which there is IS HATAXA. no remedy. So off I set with the other Americanized Cubans, to join the maze of the dreamy waltz. But I soon discovered to my cost that the orchestra did not intend to allow any dreaming. It tooted and twanged and thumped and pounded and banged and ran up the scale and off the track and over the music stand, until it came to the bald spot on the leader's head, where it stopped short never to go again I hope, as did everyone else, who were not deaf or acclimated to the native music As for the dancing, it was either the staid, stiff, monotonous step, forward and back, over and over again, or a species of Feejee-Island quickstep. But it was great tun for all that, and it continued without cessation until the "wee sma' hours of the moraine." As the carnival advanced the rioting (I can conscientiously call it 'nothing else) in creased. During the last few days it .reached its highest pitch. If anyone slept, it was because the drum of his ear had joined the drums of the town band, and had not gotten home yet Such a hubbub can not be described. TEACE AT LAST. Finally, when all the bulls and cocks in the city were slaughtered, to the entire sat- lslaction ot the bloodthirsty populace; when there was scarcely a bottle ol Cognac left, when the entire population had shouted itself hoarse, and eaten itself fnll; when every child had had a spasnn and every negro a "misery," then one and all, without any, exception, bade farewell to meat and en tered into the 40 days Lenten fast After a carnival season one wants to be quiet I have decided that I shall require at least 40 days to recuperate. But after all the carnival is a great insti tution, and there is no one outside a dyspep tic who would not revel in it And yet they tell me it is in its decline here, as it is in Italy, and has lost much of its lormer bril liancy and charm. The origin of this festival came down from the Saturnalia of Pagan Borne, and was modified by the early Christians before the middle ot tne second century. It is cele brated with more parade and show in Borne and Venice than in any othercities.though the Parisians almost went mad with joy when Bonaparte, on his appointment of first Con sul, restored it It had been prohibited in the year 1790. Lillian Spekceb. TO CLEAN EXGEATISGS. Two Terr Simple nnd Effective Methods of Removing All btnln. According to the American Art Printer you should put the engraving on a clean board and cover H with a thin layer of common salt, finely pulverized; then squeeze lemon juice upon the salt until a consider able portion of it is dissolved. After every part of the pictnre has been snbjected to this treatment elevate one end of the board so thf t it will form an angle of about 45 degrees with the horizon. From a tea kettle or other suitable vessel pour on the engraving boiling water nntil the salt and lemon juice are entirely washed ofL The engraving will then be perfectly clean and free from stain. It must be dried on the board or on some smooth surface gradually, not by the fire or son. Immerse the print for an hour or so (or longer if necessary) in a lye made by add ing to the strongest muriatic acid its own weight in water, and to three parts of this mixture adding one ol red oxide of man ganese. India ink stains should in the first instance be assisted out with hot water, and pencil marks shonld be taken out with India rubber very carefully. If the print has been mounted the paste on the back should be removed with warm water. Another recipe is: Lay the engraving down on a smooth board with a clean sheet of paper underneath, and with a clean sponge and water wet the picture on both sides and then saturate it well with a soft sponge with the following mixture: A quarter of a pound chloride of lime, two ounces oxalic acid, and one quart of soft water, and apply. A Chinese Fruit Stand. BRAINS Iff BASEBALL Tie Talue of Strategy and Sound Judgment on the Diamond. WHY STARS GET "BIS SALARIES. The Secret of Chicago's Snpremacj in Its Infield. C0LLE6E-BEED MEN IS TBE PEOFESSIOS IWBITTE2I rOB THE DISPATCH. To the minds of a great many people the baseball player is scarcely a respectable be ing. He is regarded by the uninitiated as connected with a business not at all respect able. This opinion comes mainly from those who are wholly unaware of the course of preparation that is necessary to make the successful ball-tosser, and eved those who think they know something about the na tional game do not dream of the strain that a first-class pitcher has to undergo as the consequence of a hard-earned victory. Many people stand aghast when they hear of the large salaries paid to first-class pitchers, and not a few are incredulous when they hear that a man like Timothy Kej.re, of the New Tork club, can command a salary of $5,000 per annum; that such men as Messrs. Clark son and Badboume, of the Boston club, can command 4,000 each, and that the number that can command between 3,000 and $4,000 is very large. There are but few men, however, who can command the largest salaries, for there are very few pitchers that have the intelligence, the perseverance, the skill and the endur ance that characterize the players just named. There are many men who wonld have made great ball players as far sis the physical part of baseball is concerned, but they lack in brains they are unable to suc cessfully carry into operation what they so well know in theory. In order to reach the height in their vocation, Messrs. Keefe, Badbourne and Clarkson, and the success ful pitchers, have been obliged to make a careful study, not alone of the different de liveries, but of the style of every 'batsman that they are to face. A PITCHEE'S STUDY. It does not take an experienced pitcher long to find out the weak points of the man that he faces, and it is in this study of his man-that his chief value to his clnb consists. The brainy pitcher will always endeavor to deceive the eye of the batsman and cause him to hit the ball in a manner that will give his field a chance to secure an out The rules of this year place more of a premium upon the intelligence of the pitcher than ever. On account of the reduced number of bad balls allowed the pitcher, that player is unable to waste any balls, and he must therefore cause the batsman to hit at a ball at an early stage ot the proceedings. The brain of the pitcher is therefore ever active, not only during a contest, but at other times. He is constantly thinking of some scheme to outwit the opposing batsmen. Such thinkers in the baseball business are constantly practicing new deliveries and tricks'to work npou the batsmen, so that the latter may not know what to expect Of the three pitchers mentioned, Clarkson is the youngest, though he has officiated so long in his position that he, -with the others, can be called a veteran. To endure the strain of pitching as long as has been the case with these three ball tossers and some others, they must have been in the pink of condition at all times. Their habits must be of the best, and they can take no chances without considerable risk. Despite the terrible wear and tear of the arm and body to which these players have been subjected, they stand to-day in the front rank of American pitchers. Bieefe and Badbourne have deliveries that are very easy and not at all trying, compared with the prodigious efforts of some pitchers. A man like Badbourne could, if it was de manded, go into the box and pitch game after game. The strain is so severe, how ever, in these days that a pitcher is seldom called upon to pitch more than twice a week, and most clubs carry a corps of four pitch ers. DISABLED CLUBS. The necessity for this is well shown in the cases of the New York and Pittsburg clubs, both of -which have been crippled this spring by the disability of their pitchers. In the case of New York Welch has had a bad side, which has prevented him from play- iiigt viauc la jam ulj nim u uauiy bLlttmeu leg, and these are two of the best pitchers in the club. In the Pittsburg club Manager Phillips has been obliged to send home both Conway and Morris, On whom the club so much depends, while Galvin, the veteran pitcher ot the team, recently hurt his leg so as to prevent him from playing for some time. The effect of this has been to seri ously cripple both of these teams. The skill of the best pitchers is such that even with three bad balls called on them and not a strike, they can shoot the ball many times in succession at the height called for by the rules, rad can do this, too, with changes of delivery. It is not the man with the greatest speed and strength' that counts most in the game of to-day. It is the men with the greatest coolness and command of the ball. He must be a great strategist, and again and again he will be called upon to pull his club out of a tight position. It J will not do for him to get disheartened, al though at times his support will be of the worst possible kind, and when he receives snch support comes his hardest trial, for it is most difficult to pitch a winning game when the nine are not pulling successfully with the man at the helm, with men on bases the intelligence of the pitcher is worked to the utmost He must watch and deceive the batsman and at the same time he must keep the base runners close to their bases so as to prevent them from reaching home anv Quicker than can be helned in 1 case the ball is hit, or by so doing help his hejaers to mate a douoie play, Generally in snch cases he is subjected to a running fire of rattling talk from the coachers, and these noisy persons are the bane of the ex istence of a yonng pitcher. They simply waste their breath when the veterans are in the box, as the position of the pitcher is called. CLEVER -WOBK NECESSABY. Again, to show how numerous and oner ous are the demands upon this one player, and why it is that he commands so large a salary, he must be a fine fielder in his posi tion. It must be remembered that no player in front of the batsman is so near to the home plate as he, and when balls come hot they come uncomfortably so, and there is very little time to get out of the way. There is considerable danger in facing balls of this description, and many a player has been in jured so as to be unable to play for weeks and months by a brave attempt to make a fine play. When he gets a batted ball in his position and there are men on bases he must act very quickly and lose no time. When balls are hit to the Infield, the pitcher must in all cases back np the basemen, and when balls are hit to the first baseman he must cover that base. Again, he is called upon to race after fonl balls, these plays being generally of the most difficult descrip tion. It will be seen, therefore, that the de mands upon the successful pitcher of to-day are more than of a simple physical nature. They call for capabilities of the highest kino, both mental and physical. It natur ally follows that there are very few men who can fill these requisites. The first-class pitchers in the country can be easily counted. Besides those mentioned above, there are Buffinton and Sanders of the Phil adelphia club, Whitney and Boyle of the Indianapolis club, and Blakely of the Cleveland club, these being the best and most favorably known. In many cases pitchers owe their success to the strength of the catchers behind the bat In manv a case a young pitcher has been enabled to win fame and fortune by tn ceoa wacflioff 01 to cMcaw, wnonos -,-.;. . ., .jv,isc , 1 - mi y Tin n 1 Tin 1 n 1 1 1 -,ri-mWMmmmmmHVMmmi it 11 1 iiiiimnfcYaifrHiMfiffmHM done a great deal of his thinking for him. It makes all the difference in the world whether a pitcher has working with him a catcher in whom he hai the most implicit confidence or not Doubtless the improve ment ot the Boston nine behind the bat will account in a great measure for the improve ment of Pitcher Clarkson's work over last season. He no longer fears wild throws and passed balls, for he knows that he has to support him players that perform their work with almost machine like accuracy. THE CATCHEB'S DUTIES. The catcher is another player who hai to do a great deal of thinking, and who has to keep his mind on several tbings at the same time. When he is called upon to guide the pitcher and signal for the balls to be pitched to the batsman, his work is, ot course, greatly increased; and it often happens that he knows more about the peculiarities ot a hitter than the pitcher himself. When men are on bases, he has little time to make his throws, and they have to be made with great accuracy; for unmerciful. is the scorer, as a general rule, ana tne deviation 01 a nair is very likely to call for the scoring of an error. It takes a great deal of head work to catch men napping on the bases. The catcher is supposed to signal the pitcher when to throw to a base to catch a runner as well as to signal to a baseman when he himself in tends to throw the ball to a point It is no place for a baseball player who is not very quick witted. On the" two positions that have been named depends the brunt of the battle and the two players who occupy them must work well together to obtain most satis factory results. Generally the players map out a campaign and have a regular code of signals, so that the pitcher informs the catcher what kind of a curve he intends to deliver. Otherwise the number of widely pitched balls wonld be very large and it wonld be almost impossible for the catcher to hold any delivery. In other positions, the same rule applies as in the case of pitchers and catchers. Brains tell every time. The player who can think the quickest will far outstrip every competitor. For that reason the Chicago infield, which has been intact for so manv seasons, has no rival. .Messrs. Anson, Pfeffer, Barns and Williamson are all men wbo need no one to think: or act lor them. They need no urging, but each ono knows just what is required of him, so that as long as this in field Is intact, the Chicago club will be in the race for every championship. Their work is the quintessence) of baseball, PEBFECT DISCIPLINE. They have made the game a science, and the manner in which they support each other is unrivaled. There is no quartet in the conn try that does snch finished or such brainy work on the ball field. The discipline of the whole team, in fact, is perfeot, and yet the players make the easiest sort of work of ball playing. It will be remembered that this clnb sold the releases of two of the best players in the coun try, Kelly, its right fielder and change catcher, and Clarkson, considered to be one of the finest pitchers in the land, and yet beat the clnb to whom they were sold in both of the last two seasons. This well shows that no club can win a championship unless its teamwork is superior, even with the best material in the country in its ranks. The New York clnb was a star clnb for years before it recognized the principle of team and hard work, and fought the campaign ot last season on that idea and won first honors. The same waa true in the American Association. The Brooklyn clnb spent over 40,000 in the endeavor to secure players for a championship team on the Boston basis, and thus far has got nothing. Most of these players were secured from the St. Louis club. After disposing of the cream of its talent last season, this St. Louis club, with material ac knowledged to oe so inienor mat most 01 tne players were released at the end of the season, went in and won the championship without any trouble. This year the St. Louis, with un- bonght players, has led In the ;ho championship lished the magni- race, and has already accomp. ncent and nnexpected exploit 01 defeating the strong Cincinnati nine in seven games out of eight. There can be bnt little doubt that the Chicago club would be much nearer the top to day were it not for the unfortunate accident to Williamson that took him out of the club and will prevent him from playing for some time. Adrian C. Anson the captain and manager of the Chicago clnb. and Charles Comiskey, wbo holds a correspondinc po: isition in the St. Louis club, are the two great baseball generals on the diamond to-day who can pick out a team of youngsters and accomplish wonders with them. It is a rare combination of qualities that will cause men to plav such ball as the members of their clubs will play for these two great base ball lights, and which have made them so pop ular everywhere in this country, even in cities where they have never played. IS HIGH EEPDTE. The profession of the baseball player never stood as high as it docs to-day. There never was a time when the morals of a yonng man were investigated upon his seeking an engage ment as to-day. The drinkers are being surely and quickly weeded from the ranks, thanks to the severe penalties that are called for under the rules. The business has attracted a large number of college-bred men, and it offers them congenial occupation with large salaries. Many ball players pursue their studies in the winter and play ball in the summer, thereby earning enough to defray all the expenses of their edu cation. Sanders, ol the Philadelphia ciub, took a course m civil engineering last winter; Gunninz. of the Athletics, was in attendance at the medical school of the University of Pennsylvania; Bingham, of Harvard, is to graduate from Harvard this year; Knowl ton, of the Eastern club, is a member of the Harvard Medical School; Garfield, of the Pittsburg Uub, is studying at Oberiin University; Mead and Cahill, of the, New Haven team, are graduates of Holy Cross College in Worcester; Tyng is a Harvard graduate, Wacenhnrst comes from Princeton, and manv other instances could be mentioned. Nor must the cases of Messrs. John M. Ward and James H. O'Konrke, of the New York club, be for gotten. The former took the course of political science in Columbia College and with the latter attended the lectures in the Yale Law School, where they received their degrees of LL. B. and were afterward admitted to practice before the bar of Connecticut. Mr. Ward is un doubtedly the most intelligent ball player in the profession. Ho is a most prolific writer for the magazine and the press, and he has written a book on baseball, which is decidedly the best and most comprehensive of the kind ever issued. It takes the brightest kind of men in the business to succeed in base running and bat ting. Some of the best base runners in the business are those men whoare not particularly fleetfooted. Take Kelly, for instance. He is not even an average runner, bnt be watches his points so carefully and makes the most of every opportunity that he is regarded as one of the best base runners in the country. A con stant patron of the game can tell at a glance whether a player is a brainy base runner or not by the style of bis work when on the bases. The successful runner must be able to take in things at a glance, and on bis quickness and good judgment often depends the game. It is a common saying among the plaj ers that you cannot make wooden-heads run bases. A VALUABLE MAN. So, too, in batting. Here the most valuable man is the one wbo can sacrifice himself suc cessfully, if need be, for his side. The bats man who goes to the bat and thinks of doing nothing else than letting out at a ball with all his might and strength is of little uso. There is a great deal more of science in batting than most spectators suspect. There is such a thing as a place hitting, and the man who can bat to any quarter desired, sacrifice block and bunt, is worth a great deal to bis club. There are to few men that unite inthe requi sites for any one position all the qualifications necessary for success that the few have become almost indispensable to their clubs and their presence on the team is a necessity, If success is to be hoped for. It has often been said that no player is indispensable to a club, and as a general rule this will go very well, bnt at the same time the exceptions are many. Men that cannot oe replaced are 01 course indispensable to their clubs, and snch men are Ewm? and Keefe, of the New Yorks; Anson. Pfeffer and Williamson, of the Chicagos: Fogarty and Clements and Baflinton, of the Philadelphias; Clarkson and Nash, of the Bostons; Glasscock and Denny, of the Indianapolis club, among others. The great increase of the popularity of the sport well shows bow much the public is appreciating the fact that there is much more than brute force In the game,.that it depends largely upon skill and science and intelligence and all that goes to make up the game renders it essentially a characteristic American sport Jake Mobse. Some EnEllab Bolls. Among the bulls of English parentage recently perpetrated are these, says a writer in the Boston Globe: "After the door closed," writes a novelist who is widely read just now, "a dainty foot slipped into the room, and with her own hand ex tinguished the lamp." "The chariot of socialism," wrote An editorial writer "is rolling and gnashing its teeth as it rolls." "The Charity Association," wrote a report er, "has distributed 20 pairs ot shoes among the poor, which will dry np many a tear. "I was sitting,'' writes another novelist, "at the table enjoyjnga cup of coffee, when a gentle voice tapped me oil the shoulder. I looked around and saw my old friend ajain." HOWffEITEBS WRITE. Bill Uye Describes the Literary Meth ods of His Acquaintances. THOSE WHO USB THE PEN ALONE. American Authors Nailing the Coy and Evanescent Thought. THE PBETTY, POPULAR TTPEWB1TEE rwnrnxx roa thb dispatch..! POSSIB L Y a brief resume of the various writers and au thors of this country and Europe as to the metho ds of reducing thoughts to manuscript form, may be of interest to both young and old, and so I ven ture at this time to treat the subject re ferred to briefly, having noticed that it has been given considerable attention, more es pecially at the hands of the Phonographio World. I therefore add some little personal observation and venture, as I say, to speak briefly of these methods and manuscripts, with many of which I am somewhat fa miliar. I do so also, as a sort of addenda, as one might sav, to the series of letters en titled: "Eminent Men I Have Saw." Margaret J. Preston dictates and has Tor the past six years, because her eyes have been suffering from overtaxation. She has not relied upon her own vision, therefore, learing that this overtaxation would result in the loss of sight, which would amount to overtaxation without representation. Will Carleton learned phonography while in college. He still uses it in writing ont y s iVye' Favorite Pastime. some of his pooms, but in making out the bill for same, is generally more deliberate and caretul, doing this in long hand only. John G. Whittier writes out his matter with a Joseph Gillott steel pen dipped in bluing. He says he does little now aside from answering short letters. AN AUTHOR'S EAST TIME. Harry Stillwell Edwards uses the type writer in preparing his copy for the editor, and is wildly enthusiastic over it, although he writes a smooth, Western Union Tele graph hand, as plain as the clear cnt features of the hippopotamus. He has a beautiful home in Macon, Ga., where the author pf "Ole Miss" and "The Two Runaways" has a good time five days out ot the week and does enough on the other day to easily keep the wolf off his door mat William S. Walsh uses a fountain pen in nailing his thoughts to- the virgin page. He hates to have his trenchant pen run dry while just in the act of shaking bands with a new born thought James Whitcomb Biley uses a steel pen though in the original 'draft he writes with a lead pencil on a pad. He gets up and rides on the pencil so earnestly, fearing that the printer will not get the run Of his re marks, that he easily makes 15 or 20 copies of the same MS. He also holds the pad on his lap while writing, and so one may read his thoughts on the poet's knee for days afterward. Mr. Biley writes very easily in deed, and a few weeks at the hospital after he has written a poem easily coax back the smile to his clean cut features. He starts in with a brain wave and keeps on at it, never stopping for fe?d or water nntil the com pleted poem is mailed to the publisher, together with a prepaid and addressed en velope for the return of check. It is but the work of a moment for him to think of a thought. Mary Hartwell Catherwood, the authoress of the "Bomance of Dollard," uses a pen and is very painstaking indeed. She is a quiet modest little woman whose manners ought to shame the disagreeable literary person who goes through file filled with a nameless joy because he has succeeded alone in winning his own approval. A SELF-MADE STENOOEAPHEB. Julian Balph is a self-made stenographer. That is, he has worked Ralph's great method of shutting up his notes like a con certina while doing rapid work, and then he pulls out several joints of this even, if necessary, bnt he dictates to a stenographer when he writes up a great job like a page or two of a New York paper, which be fre quently does when leeling well, Mr. Balph does not make memoranda on his cuff. Young reporters and detectives who desire to attract attention do this. Mr. F. E. Spinner, during his early liter ary career, while doing paragraph work for the United States Treasury, at Washington, JR. W. Oilier Rejecting Manuscripts. used a three legged quill pm and a teacnp full of Potomac mud. He made appropriate gestures by gently waving a bright red tongue through tbe astonished atmosphere. John C. New, while Treasurer under Gen eral Grant, wrote a good many tbings, and his autographs, written at tbat'period in his literary career, command a high price. He did not use the typewriter, but is a very symmetricaland handsome penman. His whiskers, his penmanship, his beautiful family and his unerring judgment as to tho proper time when a man should be firm and stand pat, are strong characteristics of his. Charlet Dudley Warner never dictated nor used a typewriter. He does his own writing and thinks bis own thoughts as they occur from time to time. He docs not ob ject, however, to the use of a typewriter or stenographer, if not taken in inordinate quantities. He believes that in a literary work, inspiration passes through the two fingers and thumb. He is glad to notice also that the antique fingernail trimmed with edging- of moss-agate is no longer a proof of great literary excellence. DIFFERS FEOM'A NEWSFAPEB. Eichard WaUoa GUdwr feeli'ywy much I, n H1 H OIL the same way. He presents the "puf up job" appearance of typewritten manuscripts, and vet he likes it because of its clearness. Mr. Gilder is Ihe.editor of the Century mag azine, on Seventeenth street, near, Fourth avenue, a good and flourishing publication, terms 4 a year. His paper is a little slow in the matter of news, being made up about three months ahead of its publication. The Century has no telegraphic qr Associated Press dispatches, and does not issue any sporting edition. Mr. Gilder does his owh literary work by means of a pen, and writes a strong, running hand. He can return rejected MSS. in such a gentle, caress ing way, that disappointed scribblers come to him from hundreds of miles, to thank him for his kindness and stay to dinner with him. Oliver Optio wrote with a pen until 14 years ago, when he was threatened with pen paralysis. He then had to look about for other means of expressing himself. He saw an advertisement (in this paper) in .1875, calling his attention to a typewriter, and at once availed himself of the machine. After six months of use, he could do as well with the typewriter as the pen, and now he does; not nave to hunt around over tbe keyboard for a letter. So his MSS. are cleanly and even handsomely prepared in this way. Amelie Elves writes with a trenchant pen, and never dictated except to Mr. Chanler, her husband. She uses a Spen cerian pen and writes a beautiful copy, as symmetrical as Edgar A. Poe's, and as last as the pen gets so hot that it burns holes in the paper and hisses when she sticks it into the ink bottle, she pulls it out by means of a pair of tongs and puts in a new one. Ella Wheeler Wilcox writes with a pen, and her MS. is quite plain in oneway. That is, it is noipreuy. one is quite pleasant and genial nnless one treads on the tall of her coat. She then writes or speaks with flash ing eye and distended nostril in clarion tones. At such times, if she were to use the typewriter, it would sound like a xvlophone trying to convince a lawn mower of the error of its way. EOSE 'PESSE3 UP. Bose Terry Cooke says she has written with a'gold pen on lined paper, holding tbe clip on her knee all through her literary career, and she has been writing for 40 years. She says so herself. How few of us authors are willing to come out and state over our own signature that we have been on the road so long. Aside from Rose Terry Cooke I may safely say that John G. Whittier and I are almost alone in freely acknowledging our ages. Adriondack Murray dictates to a type writer, and has for 15 years. He dictates from 20 to 30 words per minute, when he is feeling well and his thinker is frolicsome. He does not require a stenographer, but pours his soul into the front teeth of a type writer and receives his copy, ripe for the printer. George H. Jessop, when hurried, has to call in the typewriter and stenographer, bnt thinks it does not insure such good results as the slower but surer pen. He thinks the pen is mightier than the sword. Prof. Boyesen says he cannot use any mechanical contrivance to take the place of the pen. The noise of the typewriter an noise him, as one might say. Edgar Saltns says that the critics acense him of writing by means of a lexicon, but he claims that such is not the case. He writes with his nerves on plain paper. Richard Henry Stoddard says he has been compelled to use the hand of another in the past, because of impaired eyesight, but prefers the pen and his own right hand when his eyes will permit Brander Matthews does all his writing with a stylographic pen, but all important work, like plays and stories, he puts in typewritten iorm before it goes to the printer,- and revises considerable even then, Mark Twain at Work. Mary J. where she Holmes -writes from Naples, is associating with Vesuvius this season, to sav that she is still old- fashioned enough to patronize the steel pen, and by that means has already succeeded in writing a trunk lull of blue covered books. She is not proud of her penmanship, having been compelled several times to cross the Atlantic to make out a word for a printer before the work could go on. " MBS. PAKTIITGTO:? AJTD TWAIN-. Mrs. Partington writes that she has never seen a typewriter in her whole lire. She has been able to make errors enough with her pen without socking her sentences full of $ ? and other typographical bric-or-brac. Alter tbe breakfast dishes are washed, she salts the cow, se's the bread so that at even ing it may come off the nest with a group of little rolls, and then gives a few minutes to silent thought. Then boiling down a hand ful of maple bark and inserting a little vin egar into it, she prepares a fresh supply of ink. She now brings down a pen from be hind the clock, and wipins the Dersniration from her mastiff brow by means of her apron she sails in. Mark Twain is not above using the pen. He smokes a pipe while working. It is not a strong pipe, but yet there is something about, it which encourages people to let him alone while he is smoking, doing what little business they have on hand by means ot the telephone. When he does not feel well he fasts. Many other authors do that way also, but they go without, generally, in- order that their publishers may have pie six times a day and sweet cakes for breakfast Mr. Clemens, however, being himself a pub lisher, is enabled to eat oftener than an author who is dependent. Another advan tage of this system is that it enables Mr. Clemens, the publisher, to reject the man uscript of Mart Twain, the author, if he thinks best, without hurtinc the author's feelings. Mr. Clemens is the Yanderbilt of literature, and doci much good by means of his wealth. He looks cross, bnt behind a frowning countenance he hides a smiling face. Possibly I ajn a little mixed in the above quotation, as I am writing this on board the train and some over-zealous pas senger has taken away the "Read and Re turn" copy of the Bible, forgetting to bring it back. This leaves me practically help less when I desire to quote from the Scrip tures. I have only given a few of the authors above, not having sufficient space in which to even mention one-half of them. Possi bly I may add another installment or two in a further letter, I had intended to insert the name of the typewriter used by the vari ous authors, also my own preference, but the firm to whom I wrote in regard to it, stat ing terms and so forth, failed to write me up to the present time, and so, unless the letter and mclosuro rea.ch me before my next published treatise, I shall leave my readers to select such machines as they may deem most suitable. I am tired of shower ing encomiums on people who meet my gen tle advances with kind words and election cigars. Three months ago I heartily in dorsed the Postoffice Department and what has the P. O. D- done lor it? Nothing! With a big store full of cl6"thlngin Phila delphia, the P. O. D. stands idle and watches me as I meander through the sum mer, wearing the same dappled duster with the same red suspender Greek cross on the back that 1 wore last year; As J read the oiner day in ine editorial columi per, I think" haltlll" til H m?rf time to nan a 1 -..-?s.p,.r- it-1 .. 1 - r. 1 vwi daBa&a xiihi m Miiimnn rmFari na i- jimjin, 1 t turihtt. r5" TSKSK3KEBR itf. ,- ,, ,-i '...i iv,iaS 1. 1 --- " h . CLARA BELLE'S CHAT. She Relates Her Experience in a Kail road Sleeping Coach. SOME DIFFICULTY IN DRESSING. What to Wear When Travallnj and flow to he Philosophical. BE SUBB TOGIYfi A TIP TO TUB POBTEB rwarrror tob tot dispaictci New Yobk, June 15. I really believe that if I have a long trip to make on the cars I would prefer to make it alone than with a male escort If I am with a man I will be left entirely to his tender mercies, and he will probably take himself offto the smoking car, leaving his overcoat and satchel beside me, that all may see I am "attended," and I shall have no taking care of at all. If I am "alone," my path will be strewn with roses, and my every wish anticipated. The porter wijl be watchfully attentive; the conductor will smile upon me, and tell me each time he comes around just how far off my station is; the newsboy will keep me supplied with samples in the way of literature, whether I buy or not, and the inevitable gentleman over the way will stand ever ready to bring me in sandwiohes when we stop for refresh ments, "or lend me the morning paper, or pull down the blind, or If need be pitch into anyone who happens to annoy me. I don't mean to say too much for tbe gen tleman over the way. It is necessary that I should be young, fairly good looking, well dressed, undoubtedly a lady, that I should bear myself quietly and be utterly unconscious 01 tne desire of the gentleman over the way to serve me. All this is abso lutely indispensable if I would get safely and comfortably to California. I must be gently courteous when an exchange of travelers' courtesies takes place. I must admit no trace of forwardness in. my man ner, but must display a well-bred dignity, and at the same time a lady-like confidence in the kindly intentions and respectful in clinations 0 the gentleman over the way. For certain it is that the gentleman over the way will promptly take advantage of the smallest trace of friskiness on my part, and develop immediately into assiduities and impertinence. IT MAKES THEM FEEL GOOD. It is the wisest thing in the world for a woman traveling alone to regard all the men she meets as gentlemen, and to display the presenceof that conviction in her mind directly she is approached by them in any way. A, cad will usually be at great pains to avoid disturbing the illusion when he finds himself taken for a gentleman. A gentleman would break his neck rather than peril your evident good opinion of him. Men have a beautiful regard for womankind in the abstract They may be qnite capable of abusing the particular woman dependent upon them, but they all of them are just full up of courtesy"vand kindness for the women they meet on tbe streets, in cars and depots. Also, they are likely to treat with every consideration the damsels whom chance of travel throws upon them for protection or assistance. I wonder if any talk about a sleeper can make it less of a horror to a man than it is. I have no dgubt the berths are a big im provement on sitting up all night, but that simply implies that the only place to sleep is at. home, and not on a car at all. It would not be so bad were it not for the heathenish upper and lower nuisance. "Down Souf," verily I believe because of the porters' insurmountable laziness, there are no upper bertbs, and one can sleep with some comfort, but a busy woman's travel is more likely to take her West and North than couth. CHOosnro a berth. Of course, we women are seldom obliged to do tbe climbing. Someone is always "delighted to change berths." but it's a Suestion if even then we get the best of it f you climb upstairs at least your seclusion is likely to he undisturbed, unless you fall out unexpectedly. Then, too, you can always sit up and look out over the polished rail from which the curtain hangs; also, you have great chances for reaching over into the next berth ancf ibstraeting watches. I kno'v there are such chances, for my watch has been stolen that way. Right here let me suggest when traveling tne advisanimy 01 always oeing on time, especially at night In other words, sleep with your watch under you not under your pillow, you know, but under you. When you repose, or try to, in the upper berth, the light from the oil lamp glares at you all night. Of course, you know it is best not to dis robe with the same airy belief in a peaceful sleep till morning that may soothe your sriirits in vour own boudoir. Just make nn your mind to being obliged to complete your arising toilet on a telegraph pole, or knee deep in a deserted pool under the cold, cold moon with fellow passengers lying in pieces about you. Or better still, be prepared to leave your downy or upper couch at short notice, and "just as you are without one pelisse," complete your journey on foot, while lurid flames wrap the car and the gentle sizzling of those who didn't escape fills the air with murmurs and mist A TIGHT SQUEEZE. I suppose a woman never is brought face to face with the awful way she is squeezing her patient viscera till she tries to put on her stays while in her berth on a car. The task even to a woman who supposes hon estly that she does not lace at all is almost impossible. If you are upstairs, you man age it by kneeling. What people think of vour ancruished and horror-struck counte nance yon don't know. You've got to get I BILE POISONED BLOOD, Nearly every one is occasionally troubled with bilious attacks, more especially in tbe spring months, after the system has been sur feited with hearty food during the winter. The action of the Liver is interfered with, causing an overflow of bile into tbe blood. The blood carries this bile, Into every part of the system, causing yellow skin, yellow eyes, liver spots, etc., and often serious cases of bilious fever originate from this bits poisoned blood. A few doses of Burdock Blood Billon, taken on appearance ot bilious symptoms, will remove them and protect the system from a probable serious attack. Run Down in the Snrlna. I am using Burdock Blood Bit ters for Hick Headache and Bil iousness. It Is tbe best medicine 1 ever took. I was so run down this spring from overwork that my uusoanu nrgea me 10 see a aoctor. I was scarcely able to stand and concluded to try B. B. Bitters first; tbe first bottle is not yet finished, bnt I can go about mv work with pi easnre already. I sb all take an other bottle. Mns. John Donnem.y, care of .Edward Doolet, 15 Lyman Street, Springfield, Mass. I tell you for the benefit of nth ers what Burdock Blood Bitters has done for me. I have been a RBBI 1 BOTTLE Will Relieve a Clogged Liver and Cleanse Bile Poisoned Blood. snnerer tor years irpm Uror Com plaint aud weak stomach. At times I was so bad that I would apply to our family physician for relief, which would bo but tempor ary.Last falll had anunusuallr bad spell. My mother bongbt a bottle or Burdock Blood Bitters, and it gave me great relief. It helped me more than anvthinir I havn ever taken. It is also excellent for constipation. Mrs. Lizzib Qbubb, Ickesborg. Perry Co., Pa. LASTSPRINfe, Last spring, my halth became very poor. I had no appetltand my liver trouMed ae I used several medicines, bnt obtalnta no relief until J was finally nersoaded to tr) Manila of! at Kankakee, and yon have to get Into these corsets first, but you vow by every thing inside of you.to wear them looser at once and forever -after. If yon are in a lower birth yon have to give it up and slide out and stand between the berths and the curtain. No woman has ever jet accomplished this with out being BSH and shoulders above tha upDer berth. Of course yon can at least turn your back, and pretend you don't know how your head Is intruding. The chances are the man will be awfully conscious of scanty attire, and will forthwith duck under the sheet and pray heaven that yon won't turn your head, but then again he may bo one of those selfpossessed, cold blooded wretches, who is quite equal to just keeping still, and. counting your corset lacings in a half whisper; while you hope the root will as soon as yon have gotten off the car, fall in and crush him. If yon are fortunate enough to have no one above you, smiles and bribery may in duce Mr. Porter in the morning to do np your berth for you. all but the curtains that hang in front Meanwhile, yon camp out in the aisle. This will leave yon a little boudoir where you can enter with your clothes and dress in peace and not in pieces. To be sure, if one of the berths next door is taken,apart, andthe side partition removed, there you me in propria person, or im 1 propria, as may happen. TIF THE FOBTEB. You must fee tbe porter too well for that to happen, tboughl Also, you may arise three or four hours ahead of everyone else, and chance getting possession ot the ladies toilet room long enough to dress there like a Christian, but I won't encourage you in that direction. When yon come ont you are likely to lose your life at the hands of tha first gaunt female who heads the waiting line, and all the while you are in the door will be pounded on, comments loud, and ' deep will trickle throngh the keyhole, women will vow in shrill trebles that their children are dying for a drink of water, etc, till yon wish vou had stayed in your littla bed, and dressed yourself while you sat tied in a bowknot humping your head against the roof. There is just one way to shut ont draught and cinders in the lower berth. Spread your shawl and pin it across both windows, the upper edge of the shawl turning over an inch or so along the "roof" of your coffin and the lower edge being tucked under tha mattrass. This, of course, shuts out every bit of "fresh air." too. but dear me. von don't expect fresh air on a sleeper, do you? The more things you can crowd into tha young hammock that is usually slung along the wall, and into the pockets with which some interiors are provided, the better. Everything else is bound to get lost "Yoa may make out a chart of your couch if yon like, and fill up the corners with mathemat ical exactitude, yet when yoa arise in your might and your mightn't in the morning yon won't be able to find a single thing. Your petticoat will be nnder your pillow, jour shoes in the next berth, your front piece half way up the aisle, and your stock ing supporters in your neighbor's high hat. Nobody has ever been able to explain this. BETIBE ET FULL DKE33. Give your ticket to the porter when yoa retire. It is just barely possible that by so doing you may escape being generally gazed in upon by a burly conductor, who, about 2 F. M., will flash a dark lantern on you, turn you over briskly by the shoulder, and ask if you are going to Hopskotch, and it so where you want your baggage sent. For this same reason, and because on gen eral principles it is best to retire on a car equipped for picnics and publicity, I advisa that you don't do your hair up on papers, or that, if you do you wear a becoming Tarn O'Sbanter cap pulled well down. Tha poor passengers will have enough to harrow up their soul if in the dead of night tha awful summons comes that usually accom panies a collision, without having their brains turned by a sacred-eyed, paper skewered female flying around the atmos phere. We should always think of others in such matters. On the subject of losing things, I am pre pared to eive extraordinarv flilviVe Tir. of course, don't lose them. If you do, wh uuu 1. uuuier ue poner aoout it oranyono else. You may go so far as to cast a watchJ ful eye about If the porter with dignitr demands an explanation, you may say in a gentle and deprecatory tone that you seem. to have mislaidr.your diamond earrings, or your purse with $150 in it, but that it's of no consequence. Don't expect anything to result from this. Usually you may make np your mind that if the thing is stolen by any one, especially by the por ter, stolen it is going to stay. If it is just "lost." it is likely to turd up as the berths are being made. Your meekness in speaking of the matter may interest the porter to hnnt, or may even, touch bis iron bound soul, and make hint privately unload if he has it, and leave you to discover the missing article in some con spicuous place where you have already looked a dozen times. In such case, do not fall to understand the sable Croesus. Droop your eyelids, modestly say you knew of course it would turn up, and give the whita.' coated caramel a double fee. A LITTLE DAMP. . The beddwgis alwaysallttledamp some times quite wet and the blankets are mora heavy than warm. In most cases you will be more comfortable to pin a "blanket across the windows, and roll yourself over and over in your shawl to sleep. Among parting admonitions let me call your at. tention to the advisability of observing tha number of your berth if you leave it in tha night If you can't see It, feel it Its usually hung on a velvet tab down the center of the curtain, and you can. trace the .metal figures with your finger. Try to carry a general idea of how far down your place is and on which side of the car. and simply assure yourself by the feel, be cause von would be liable to suspicion If you were observed feeling all along the curtains, and you would also be liable to a sudden and unpremeditated plunge into a strange, berth if the car took a jump while yoa were "feeling" a number. J Clara Belle. If you suffer from Headache, Nausea, DIxIb ness, Palntncss, Alternate Costiveness and Diarrhoea, Yellow Complexion, Weakness, Ach ing Shoulders or any other symptom of bilious ness or Liver Complaint, procure a bottle of. B. B. a, which will correct the clogged condt, tfonofthe Liver, cleanse tho blood of all ia purlUesandtono up the entire system. It Is an acknowledged fact by all who have used nnSS?,,,!"-000 B1TTERS THAT ONE 52THnSSNTAD,S M0RE CURATIVE 22SRTIESTHAN GALLONS OF ANY OTHEB MEDICINE KNOWN. A Horrible Condition. I was In a horrible condition from dyspepsia and a combination of other complaints. In the morning when I got out of bed It seemed as if I could not stand np on acconnt of dizziness. Hearing Burdock Blood Bitters hleh ly recommended, I am now using tha first .bottle, and, although not having used quite a full bottle, the dizziness has entirely disappeared and I am ranch better of my other-complaints. I have tried many other medicines, with no relief. .., Mas. Mart Chaotcit, 525 E. Ransom st, Kalamazoo. Mich. I had been tranhiA )f Tin- complaint, Indigestion and Palpita tion of the Heart for flm nr lr tmm land could get nothing to do me any Igood untifl tried Bl B. a I used 13 ooiues anu now 1 am a sound man. Z ieei oeiter than ever did In my life. Mydieestion became ill Hi-ht and 1 pay no more trouble with my heart.- L feel verr eratef nl toward B. B. R. vmieei use recommending it every-s, where. Yours respectfully, Pjusk HicsaiAif, New StrHtsvflle, Perr? Co, Ohio. T TH1SSPRINR. I hare been taking Burdock Blood ana using it in my family this ipria. Far three years I have had the dyjpewhwl neta botj or two of your Bitters awl they ThTtS Pmt. me, a i neyer leu wtcer lo mj lift r. 'ilMuwi,m